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August 25, 2011

Jim Carrey Proposes To Emma Stone
— Ace

You know Emma Stone, right? She's the cute redhead 20something who has been in pretty much 10% of all movies made in the past 5 years, starting with SuperBad.

What I really like about her is that she took all of the parts that would have gone to Lindsey Lohan.

I like that. Think you're hot shit? No, we've got someone else.

Anyway, Jim Carrey proposes to her in the below video, which may be meant to be funny, but I think he's kidding on the square (joking, but not joking).

He's proposed to virtually everyone else, anyway.

Posted by: Ace at 10:12 AM | Comments (97)
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1 I'd hit it.

/Obligatory

Posted by: Andy at August 25, 2011 10:13 AM (5Rurq)

2 At least he's not being a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: GMan at August 25, 2011 10:14 AM (sxq57)

3 Ace Ventura: Registered Sex Offender

Posted by: Jim Treacher at August 25, 2011 10:14 AM (X3KAb)

4 Laying the groundwork for the "Ewok Ace proposes to Marco Rubio" video, I see ...

Posted by: No Whining at August 25, 2011 10:14 AM (HmCnI)

5 Fucking douchebag

Posted by: Jenny McCarthy at August 25, 2011 10:14 AM (jucos)

Never heard of her, but she is good looking.

Isn't Jim still married to Jenny McCarthy?

Posted by: Ben at August 25, 2011 10:15 AM (wuv1c)

7 I admit. I gotta thing for this chick.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 25, 2011 10:15 AM (qiOph)

8 Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 25, 2011 10:15 AM (pV6cO)

9 I miss 90s Jim Carrey.

Posted by: Anony at August 25, 2011 10:15 AM (7ahtU)

10 Ew, Jim Carrey gives me hives.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 25, 2011 10:15 AM (h1p5V)

11
She looks stupid to marry him.

Sorta like how Drew Barrymore was stupid enough to marry Tom Green.

Posted by: soothie at August 25, 2011 10:16 AM (G/zuv)

I miss 90s Jim Carrey.

Indeed, he's essentially Robin Williams now. At one time funny, but that time was long long ago.

Posted by: Ben at August 25, 2011 10:16 AM (wuv1c)

13 Jim Carrey used to be funny.

Posted by: Jenny McCarthy at August 25, 2011 10:16 AM (jucos)

14 Marriage doesn't mean shit anymore,noone know's what a vow or oath is supposed to mean,so she can marry this douche and discard him shortly afterwards.Noone will care.

Posted by: steevy at August 25, 2011 10:16 AM (pV6cO)

15 Careful Carrey, she's been vaccinated

Posted by: 3.14159 at August 25, 2011 10:16 AM (tTlIu)

16 Is Emma Stone by any chance related to the always smooth Keith Stone?

Posted by: No Whining at August 25, 2011 10:16 AM (HmCnI)

17
Redheads, in general, sicken me.

This one is cute, though.

Amy Pond from Doctor Who is also very cute. But just those two.

Posted by: soothie at August 25, 2011 10:17 AM (G/zuv)

18
Does the carpet match the drapes?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 25, 2011 10:17 AM (QMtmy)

19 17
Redheads, in general, sicken me.
Posted by: soothie at August 25, 2011 02:17 PM (G/zuv)

Unbeliever! Let the shunning commence!

Posted by: No Whining at August 25, 2011 10:18 AM (HmCnI)

20 Does the carpet match the drapes? Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 25, 2011 02:17 PM (QMtmy) ----------------------------------------------------------- I'm pretty sure it does. I would like to get a tour of that house to find out for sure.

Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist at August 25, 2011 10:18 AM (jucos)

21 Emma Stone / Lindsey Lohan lesbian heavy petting scene? Sure. Since you brought it up.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 25, 2011 10:18 AM (jx2j9)

Better pic (SFW)

And yes, definitely hittable stuff.

Posted by: Vic at August 25, 2011 10:20 AM (M9Ie6)

23 Only number 66 on the Maxim Hot 100 list for 2009. Jim - are you working your way up or down on this list?

Posted by: blaster at August 25, 2011 10:20 AM (l5dj7)

24
Batman Forever

enough said

Posted by: soothie at August 25, 2011 10:20 AM (G/zuv)

25 Isn't Jim still married to Jenny McCarthy?

No. She eventually got too crazy for even him.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at August 25, 2011 10:20 AM (bjRNS)

26 Jim Carrey has a thing for redheads, doesn't he?

Wait, was Lauren Holly a natural redhead? And didn't he married before Holly?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 25, 2011 10:21 AM (9hSKh)

27 I admit. I gotta thing for this chick.

Me too. I get the impression she'd be fun to hang out with, too.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 25, 2011 10:22 AM (OK/vv)

28 Lauren Holly.

mmmmm

mmmmm

mmmmm

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 25, 2011 10:22 AM (qiOph)

29 Not even a NSFW pic of Emma.

SafeSearch has an OFF setting.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at August 25, 2011 10:22 AM (bjRNS)

30
Wow that is creepy.

Are you sure he's joking? WTF. Even if he is, that is creepy in an uncomfortable, not funny, way.

I guess maybe that's what he is going for, though.

If you think it is creepy and lame, then you don't appreciate his comedic genius.

But if you are smart enough, then you are laughing like crazy (on the inside) at his meta-comedy.

Posted by: dan-O at August 25, 2011 10:22 AM (BAjNF)

31 Does the carpet match the drapes? Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 25, 2011 02:17 PM (QMtmy) ----------------------------------------------------------- I'm pretty sure it does. I would like to get a tour of that house to find out for sure. Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist at August 25, 2011 02:18 PM (jucos) Ah she is a natural blond, not red head.

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 25, 2011 10:23 AM (i6RpT)

Jenny left him.

Evidently his junk was as much rubber as his face.....

Posted by: MrObvious at August 25, 2011 10:23 AM (2uovW)

33 I think Lauren Holly is naturally blonde. I hated her on NCIS.

Posted by: no good deed at August 25, 2011 10:23 AM (mjR67)

34 She has that telltale ginger skin. If the drapes were white she would be an albino.

Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist at August 25, 2011 10:24 AM (jucos)

"Isn't Jim still married to Jenny McCarthy?

No. She eventually got too crazy for even him."

Damn, I can't get away from the vaccination debate anywhere....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 25, 2011 10:24 AM (ujg0T)

Posted by: dan-O at August 25, 2011 02:22 PM (BAjNF)

Perhaps Jim Carrey is trying for some type of Andy Kaufman-type shtick? But yeah, this isn't going to give Carrey the reaction he's looking for, perhaps even craving? What has Carrey done recently? Oh yeah, Mr. Popper's Penguins.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 25, 2011 10:24 AM (9hSKh)

37 Does the carpet match the drapes?

No, the carpet (if she has one) is blonde)

Posted by: Vic at August 25, 2011 10:25 AM (M9Ie6)

38 35 She has that telltale ginger skin. If the drapes were white she would be an albino.

Put her outside sans sunscreen for 10 minutes. If she starts getting a sunburn, she's a ginger.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 25, 2011 10:26 AM (9hSKh)

39 Jim Carrey is one of the reasons I quit watching movies.

Posted by: dagny at August 25, 2011 10:26 AM (Za0WM)

40 Very creepy uncle shit. I'd get out the over/under if I was Emma's dad to keep him off the lawn.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at August 25, 2011 10:26 AM (+hB3s)

41 Reminds me of Brawney Man. http://tinyurl.com/5h5rat

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2011 10:26 AM (TMB3S)

42 Put her outside sans sunscreen for 10 minutes. If she starts getting a sunburn, she's a ginger. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 25, 2011 02:26 PM (9hSKh) ------------------------------------------------------------- Do we have the power to do that? If so, let's do it!

Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist at August 25, 2011 10:27 AM (jucos)

43 Put her outside sans sunscreen for 10 minutes. If she starts getting a sunburn, she's a ginger.

I thought if she weighed the same as a duck she would be a ginger.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at August 25, 2011 10:28 AM (+hB3s)

44 Ah she is a natural blond, not red head.

Damn. Just like Christina Hendricks.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 25, 2011 10:31 AM (QMtmy)

45 You know what would look good on her?

That Keith Stone is a good one, I must say. Pooter in a tree. Hahahahaha

Posted by: Pooter Hound at August 25, 2011 10:32 AM (le5qc)

Come on... that was pretty funny.

Jim Carrey is hilarious precisely because he has no vanity, unlike a pathetic - and extremely ugly - hack like Bill Maher...

If you look back at Carrey's comedy career, you'll also notice that the joke is almost always on HIM.

The video manages to be creepy, uncomfortable, and funny at the same time. However, he has the balls to make HIMSELF the target of the uncomfortable humor.

I find that today's younger comedians are very much interested in being edgy, but usually at the expense of others. I'm thinking of Daniel Tosh, for example.

Posted by: stickety at August 25, 2011 10:32 AM (FUDwf)

Who?

Never heard of her.....Oh shit. Does this mean we're gonna be tested on this ongoing Hollywood crapola? I better start paying attention.

Posted by: ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at August 25, 2011 10:32 AM (iuLHZ)

48 Creepy. Run, Emma, run.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable, gop b., s.a. at August 25, 2011 10:33 AM (afWhQ)

49 Let's Dance

Posted by: Hank at August 25, 2011 10:34 AM (PcoXF)

Jim Carrey is hilarious precisely because he has no vanity, unlike a pathetic - and extremely ugly - hack like Bill Maher...

If you look back at Carrey's comedy career, you'll also notice that the joke is almost always on HIM.

Exactly. I have no idea how tawdry his personal life and political life may be, but as an actor he seemed utterly unpretentious.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 25, 2011 10:35 AM (ujg0T)

51 Coming up...
We have a panel, of get this, an entire-like generation of people may never get (giggle) meaningful work again! teehee

Posted by: Megan Kelly at August 25, 2011 10:35 AM (Tv6z3)

Stone is the best kind of hot; she's cute hot. I could see her putting little hearts above her i's just as easily as I picture her dancing on top of a bar and it's awesome.

However, other than Zombieland, what has she been in exactly?

Posted by: UGAdawg at August 25, 2011 10:36 AM (xZ8Ay)

53 For a real reaction he should have been walking around so Emma would have a chance to see the rest of his house..

Then she might be tempted to say yes..

Anyway.. no less creepy than Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes..

Posted by: Dave C at August 25, 2011 10:37 AM (vYdFh)

Oh, Superbad. Forgot that.

Posted by: UGAdawg at August 25, 2011 10:37 AM (xZ8Ay)

55 Posted by: UGAdawg at August 25, 2011 02:36 PM (xZ8Ay)

I watched "Easy A" the other day. She was completely enjoyable in it. She seems like a lot of fun.

Posted by: no good deed at August 25, 2011 10:39 AM (mjR67)

52 Let's Dance

How old is that movie that gas in the back ground is listed at 1.13/gal ?? LOL!

Posted by: MrObvious at August 25, 2011 10:40 AM (2uovW)

57 i like Jim Carey, but what is this like his 27th marriage?

Posted by: Shoey at August 25, 2011 10:40 AM (jdOk/)

58 She's also the new Mary Jane in the next Spiderman movie.

I hate that I know that.

Posted by: wiserbud at August 25, 2011 10:41 AM (3Okgs)

Ace, you're falling down on the job. Where are the NSFW pics?

I actually had to search for my own, and still couldn't find many good ones, IYKWIM.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 25, 2011 10:41 AM (d0Tfm)

60 Emma: cute, even if she's not a natural ginger, which are mostly cute even if they don't have souls. Jim: Dude. This is not Batman Forever, mmkay? Time to put the crazy down and back away because you're now ascending to epic levels of creepy.

Posted by: joncell at August 25, 2011 10:41 AM (RD7QR)

61 She's also the new Mary Jane Gwen Stacy in the next Spiderman movie.

Does that make you feel better?

Posted by: no good deed at August 25, 2011 10:43 AM (mjR67)

I actually had to search for my own, and still couldn't find many good ones, IYKWIM.

Goes to show that one doesn't have to act like a tramp in public to get a part, even today.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 25, 2011 10:45 AM (9hSKh)

63 What is this ,People Mag now?

Fuck.

Posted by: Barbarian at August 25, 2011 10:45 AM (EL+OC)

64 Yikes, gramps, errr, dude, lookin' O-L-D these days. Yeeesh.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 25, 2011 10:46 AM (dZ756)

65 Looks like old Jimmy-boy has been hitting the bottle a little hard lately.

Posted by: Fritz at August 25, 2011 10:46 AM (2P+pn)

66 Hey BackwardsBoy. I have been looking for the NSFW pictures of Ms. Stone as well and have not found any. I am disappointed.

Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist at August 25, 2011 10:46 AM (jucos)

67 She was in The Easy A, which was mildly amusing.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1282140/

Not bad in Zombieland.

Posted by: JWF at August 25, 2011 10:47 AM (1l37M)

68 I have been obsessively poring over this young womans picture. No way in hell she is a blond. This one is a ginger for sure.

Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist at August 25, 2011 10:48 AM (jucos)

69 she's also the new Mary Jane Gwen Stacy in the next Spiderman movie.

Does that make you feel better?

heh.. For the first one, they took a blond and made her a redhead..

For the new one they took a redhead and made her a blond..

Hollywood for ya..

Posted by: Dave C at August 25, 2011 10:50 AM (vYdFh)

70 She's been on all the shows this week or so promoting The Help, and I think she's more photogenic than hot. There's nothing at all wrong with her, don't get me wrong, and her personality/sense of humour seems like a plus-plus-plus, but she's more of a "I'd have an eight-month relationship with her," rather than "I'd hit it."

That being said, she's an actress, so there's the crazy that's attendant there...

Posted by: Sterling Archer at August 25, 2011 10:53 AM (1H47k)

Think you're hot shit? No, we've got someone else.

Absolutely. Being an actress is not like being a neurosurgeon or Delta Force operator; you are not indispensable and it takes but a brief search to find an adequate replacement. I could go to the library at the UCLA campus and find any number of girls as beautiful as the most glamorous Hollywood starlet.

Posted by: UGAdawg at August 25, 2011 10:53 AM (xZ8Ay)

72 WTF?

Posted by: As If! at August 25, 2011 10:54 AM (piMMO)

Oh, Superbad. Forgot that.

Probably the second recent teenflick I ever liked, the first being American Pie (not the lame sequels). In those two they got the awkwardness of adolescence right, unlike so many others where the "teens" are proto-middle-aged.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 25, 2011 10:55 AM (ujg0T)

74 I'll be in my bunk

Posted by: Rachel_Maddow at August 25, 2011 10:56 AM (pIfpG)

75 If you think it is creepy and lame, then you don't appreciate his comedic genius.

A lot of people thought Norm MacDonald's roast of Bob Saget was lame too BUT IT WASN'T. It was GENIUS, I say!

Posted by: As If! at August 25, 2011 10:58 AM (piMMO)

76 Remember that show "Drive" that lasted like 4 episodes?

Posted by: EC at August 25, 2011 11:00 AM (GQ8sn)

77 Is that his house? I expected... more cooler. Bigger. Or something.

Posted by: Dang at August 25, 2011 11:02 AM (TXKVh)

78 Mike Flanagan killed himself. I can't believe it.

Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist at August 25, 2011 11:05 AM (jucos)

79
What sort of site is this? If she's not in porn, I'm not interested.

Posted by: befuddled at August 25, 2011 11:07 AM (xJU23)

80 man.. that was a very creepy video..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 25, 2011 11:12 AM (f9c2L)

81 Is that his house? I expected... more cooler. Bigger. Or something.
Posted by: Dang
.......
Ya don't get much for several million in LA these days!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 25, 2011 11:13 AM (f9c2L)

82 Hot redheads are extra hot.

Posted by: eleven at August 25, 2011 11:15 AM (7DB+a)

83 One actor unknown because it's still early in her career, the other a has-been because it's late in his career. How is this so-called "news" supposed to blow my skirt up exactly?

Posted by: Boylston at August 25, 2011 11:25 AM (WRWMW)

84 It says Flanagan was despondent over financial difficulties. Was he in debt?

Posted by: joncell at August 25, 2011 11:32 AM (RD7QR)

85 She does look like Lindsay Lohan, but without the skin like leather and the vapid self-destroyed stare.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2011 11:59 AM (r4wIV)

Emma Stone, making a spiderman reboot somewhat bearable.

/Not Really

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at August 25, 2011 12:06 PM (LMSrc)

87 Moving above Scarlett Johansson, still below Mila Kunis.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at August 25, 2011 12:09 PM (LMSrc)

88 If that was comedy, Andy Kaufman is spinning in his grave.

Posted by: mark c at August 25, 2011 12:37 PM (SBIko)

89 Look at the size of her eyes. Anyone in bed with her should be on the lookout for "probing".

Posted by: right at August 25, 2011 01:01 PM (pMGkg)

90 Hey, that's what =I= said! http://bitmaelstrom.blogspot.com/2011/08/help.html Spunky young wannabe journalist "Skeeter" (Emma Stone) returns to her small town in Alabama looking for some kind of entreÃ© into the world of writershipitude, and ends up discovering a rich vein of stories by the colored help of the town's middle class families. You know who should be crying over this? Lindsay Lohan.

Posted by: moviegique at August 25, 2011 01:43 PM (kNN2d)

I really think Jim was brave with this. I know it's weird but if it is genuine, I think he was brave. It takes a lot of guts to say the things he did. We all should follow our instincts and not give a damn about what others think. Well done Mr. Carrey.

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Posted by: MisticWoman at August 25, 2011 03:54 PM (RHlsQ)

92
Keep your hands off the ginger, Carey...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at August 25, 2011 05:11 PM (1hM1d)

93 I donÂ’t usually add my comments, but I will in this case. Nice work. I look forward to reading more.

Posted by: Watership Down AudioBook at August 25, 2011 05:12 PM (z3/Dt)

Edward Nygma, Andy Kaufman, Count Olaf, The Cable Guy, Stanley Ipkiss, Charlie Baileygates/Hank Evans, Walter Sparrow.... The unclean spirit went and found seven other spirits worse than he, and they now reside in Jim Carrey's formerly spotless mind.

Posted by: Crazy Is As Crazy Does at August 25, 2011 05:30 PM (3nW4y)

95 Emma Stone. Nope, couldn't have picked her out of a crowd.

yeah, she is cute.

Posted by: dissent555 at August 25, 2011 07:46 PM (yR6A1)

96 Emma Stone has kinda grown on me. She seems to get progressively hotter with each movie she does. In this way, she is utterly unlike LL.

Posted by: That's RACIST! at August 25, 2011 07:54 PM (vMeIe)

97 Well, I hear that if you rescue her from a crowd of zombies on the tilt-a-whirl, you're in like Flynn...

Posted by: mojo at August 26, 2011 02:44 PM (vi2V6)

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