June 02, 2011

Karma Police, Arrest This Man: Next Media Animation On WeinerGate
— Ace

Before that: Seattle coed's mom furious at Weiner for not settling this matter.

"I'm really upset. I feel like he's a person of power and influence, who can make a statement and make all this go away," Carol Mizuguchi said, blasting Rep. Anthony Weiner for his continued snarky sidestepping.

"As her mother, I'm really upset," Mizuguchi told The Post. "I'm pissed off at that."

Well, he has put out a statement. What he needs to do is bring in a 3rd party who he does not control, by virtue of being their client, like, oh, I don't know. The FBI IC3 unit.

Also attracting a lot of comments at Hot Air, where I cribbed it from.

And now, the silly Next Media Animation.

Content Warning, as with most things in this case.

Posted by: Ace at 10:46 AM | Comments (177)
Post contains 152 words, total size 1 kb.

1 Win.

Posted by: AoSHQ's *second* worst commenter, DarkLord© at June 02, 2011 09:51 AM (GBXon)

2 I wondered how long it would take the Taiwanese animators to get one of these. Those guys must read AoSHQ.

Posted by: maddogg at June 02, 2011 09:51 AM (OlN4e)

3 The Glory Hole with mustard and ketchup?  Nice.

Posted by: Mister Christopher at June 02, 2011 09:51 AM (/BUPU)

4 Hilarious.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 02, 2011 09:52 AM (1fB+3)

5 This animation is full of win.

Posted by: PBoilermaker at June 02, 2011 10:46 AM (jU2vI)

6 That was . . . a work of Art.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 02, 2011 10:46 AM (SB0V2)

7 That's going to leave a mark.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at June 02, 2011 10:48 AM (he7jI)

8 I can't believe they went there with the weiner gobbling glory hole.

Posted by: EC at June 02, 2011 10:48 AM (GQ8sn)

9 Where are the jalapenos, chili and spicy mustard?

Posted by: Marcus at June 02, 2011 10:50 AM (CHrmZ)

10
what's the mother look like?

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 02, 2011 10:50 AM (sqkOB)

11 'Weiner" in Chinese means " total douchebag"

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, speaking with certitude at June 02, 2011 10:50 AM (UqKQV)

12 Once again, this is Meghan McCain's favorite member of Congress......

Posted by: robviously at June 02, 2011 10:50 AM (s0hlt)

13
FINALLY.

The hot dog with mustard catsup and relish is an obvious joke.....but sooooooo sweet when rendered in Mandarin.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 02, 2011 10:51 AM (eyh2h)

14 Weiner.  Weiner, Weiner, Weiner....

Posted by: joejm65 at June 02, 2011 10:51 AM (BDB5n)

15 what's the mother look like?

Judging by the daughter, "plump" would be a reasonable starting point.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 02, 2011 10:52 AM (rNWCs)

16 These Taiwanese news people have certainly risen to the occasion.  

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 02, 2011 10:52 AM (9hSKh)

17 LOL, next

Posted by: Vic at June 02, 2011 10:52 AM (M9Ie6)

18 Just a thought; we are assuming this guy actually has a Weiner. He/she sure does sound like a girl.

In an Obama-like birth certificate moment, he may produce a vagina picture. Then we would all be screwed, err, been sucked-in, umm, take one in the nads. Forget it.

Posted by: Marcus at June 02, 2011 10:52 AM (CHrmZ)

19 That's a nice protein stain on Weiner's T-Shirt.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2011 10:53 AM (he45r)

20 I wonder how Weiner translates into Mandarin.

Anyway, to expand on the thesis of this post, the best way for Weiner to clear his name, end this scandal, and take the attention off the REAL victims (ie the Seattle coed, and his wife) is for Weiner to either ask for a formal investigation or admit he was the author of the Pee-pee tweet.




Posted by: looking closely at June 02, 2011 10:53 AM (PwGfd)

21
These Taiwanese news people have certainly risen to the occasion.


Here's hoping they have another animation coming down the pipe.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 02, 2011 10:53 AM (eyh2h)

22

Ahhh, what a long, fun penis filled week it's been here. Damn, it's only Thursday.

Sadly, I trust those animators more than our news networks.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 02, 2011 10:55 AM (GKQDR)

23 Gee, I don't think the Taiwanese media is buying his claims that this was the fault of a hacker/prankster and Weiner is just innocent.

Posted by: buzzion at June 02, 2011 10:56 AM (oVQFe)

24 Woo hoo!  I keep my meaningless, lackluster first comment!

Yay me?

/curls up into fetal position and cries

Posted by: AoSHQ's *second* worst commenter, DarkLord© at June 02, 2011 10:56 AM (GBXon)

25 Aren't you all being a little hard on the Weiner?

Posted by: cranky-d at June 02, 2011 10:57 AM (2TU9p)

26 Just a question: Has curious come around to say that this fine specimen of New York City politics can't be understood by the rest of the country rabble?

Posted by: dagny at June 02, 2011 10:57 AM (embeV)

27 'Weiner" in Chinese means " total douchebag"

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, speaking with certitude at June 02, 2011 02:50 PM (UqKQV)

It does?

Posted by: completely clueless lurker at June 02, 2011 10:57 AM (VIf5F)

28 No there is one place a politician does not want to see himself, in a Taiwanese animation. Children? Can you say career over? I thought you could.

Posted by: maddogg at June 02, 2011 10:57 AM (OlN4e)

29

Seriously, someone should make a speed seduction course, one of those NLP deals, where you use leftie bullshit to get chicks into bed.

It would be the best thing ever, because it is apparent that the leftie chicks like that lunatic Mandy Marcotte don't seem to mind and sort of sexual harassment, and make a bunch of goddamn excuses for leftie guys who do that shit.

It's like your typical liberal college dude on the lying/dating scene on steroids.

"Sure, the black people are being so oppressed, by Dick Cheney, it's horrible! God you're so hot."


Posted by: Rev Dr Randy Macho Man Savage at June 02, 2011 10:59 AM (tcSZb)

30 That's friggin funny.

The only thing better would've been a cop to come along and ask what he was doing while taking the picture and ask for an ID or something......

Posted by: © Sponge at June 02, 2011 10:59 AM (UK9cE)

31
No there is one place a politician does not want to see himself, in a Taiwanese animation. Children? Can you say career over? I thought you could.




And THAT'S why we needed to beat this story like my dick during a Christina Hendricks TV marathon.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 02, 2011 11:00 AM (eyh2h)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 02, 2011 11:01 AM (UOM48)

33 Diversify y'all Bonds and Shit!

Posted by: Wu Tang Financial at June 02, 2011 11:02 AM (he45r)

34 Tony "to the left" Weiner will wear this as a badge of honor.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 02, 2011 11:02 AM (UK9cE)

35 please can we not just sort of attack people who are pretty peripheral here? Do we really need to squash the coed? Is she a political enemy we've had our sites on for some time?

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2011 11:02 AM (nj1bB)

36 I can has flaming Weiner Dog pictshure?

Posted by: Not A Cheezeburger at June 02, 2011 11:02 AM (UOcNk)

37

*cough*  This isn't Weiner related, but variety is the spice of life, right?  Link is to the Washington Examiner (embedded link is to Cornell.edu):

Obama Administration's Solicitor General: If You Don't Like the Individual Mandate, You Can Choose to Earn less Money

(Solicitor General) Kaytal responded by noting that the thereÂ’s a provision in the health care law that allows people to avoid the mandate.

“If we’re going to play that game, I think that game can be played here as well, because after all, the minimum coverage provision only kicks in after people have earned a minimum amount of income,” Kaytal said. “So it’s a penalty on earning a certain amount of income and self insuring. It’s not just on self insuring on its own. So I guess one could say, just as the restaurant owner could depart the market in Heart of Atlanta Hotel (v. United States, 1964), someone doesn’t need to earn that much income. I think both are kind of fanciful(…)”

(h/t Weasel Zippers)

Posted by: MWR at June 02, 2011 11:03 AM (4df7R)

38 What Would Gary Condit Do?

Posted by: Pastorius at June 02, 2011 11:03 AM (h+zY8)

39 Yeah, leave the chick alone. I question her taste but everybody likes a good weiner now and then. You really don't know if it's a good weiner or a bad weiner till you bite into it.

Posted by: dagny at June 02, 2011 11:03 AM (embeV)

40 6 That was . . . a work of Art.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 02, 2011 02:46 PM (SB0V2)

Thanks!

Posted by: Art Linkletter at June 02, 2011 11:04 AM (136wp)

41 I wonder how Weiner translates into Mandarin.

可惡的陰莖

Posted by: toby928™ at June 02, 2011 11:04 AM (GTbGH)

42 This animation is banned under the Weiner Doctrine.

- MSM

Posted by: Cherry π at June 02, 2011 11:04 AM (+sBB4)

43 From Gateway Pundit. Now the mother of young coed is furious and is demanding that Weiner come clean.

Posted by: deoncrat at June 02, 2011 11:04 AM (GkYyh)

44 please can we not just sort of attack people who are pretty peripheral here?

Do we really need to squash the coed? Is she a political enemy we've had our sites on for some time?

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2011 03:02 PM (nj1bB)



Uh oh....

Beware the ban hammer.......

Posted by: © Sponge at June 02, 2011 11:04 AM (UK9cE)

45 I, uh, think... um, people are all wee-wee'd up, uhhh, about this for, um, no reason. 

Posted by: Obumble at June 02, 2011 11:05 AM (Oz4Bj)

46 36 I can has flaming Weiner Dog pictshure?

Posted by: Not A Cheezeburger at June 02, 2011 03:02 PM (UOcNk)

Is there such a thing as a Flaming Canine Skull?  Can there be?

Posted by: MWR at June 02, 2011 11:05 AM (4df7R)

47 you may not have noticed, but I have opened communications there. You guys savvy me? You hear what I'm saying?

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2011 11:06 AM (nj1bB)

48
Anthony Weiner is so above the sniping and unwarranted criticism from conservatives with his proven track record of honesty and integrity, and love of county?

His performance before the media has been spectacularly noteworthy.  Worthy of the Butthead of the Year Award for buffoonery, idiocy, and elitist condescension.   Worst performance by an actor since Fonzie jumped the shark.  Weiner deserved three dicks down.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at June 02, 2011 11:06 AM (cwFVA)

49 35
I agree that this Seattle college student is peripheral, and I personally haven't said a thing about her.

But to be clear, it seems plain she isn't exactly an "innocent victim" here. 

She called Weiner "her boyfriend" in a text, and she's also not answering questions about her participation in this incident prior to and after the slipped photo.  I'd go so far as to say that it looks like she's participating in the coverup.


Posted by: looking closely at June 02, 2011 11:06 AM (6Q9g2)

50 39 Yeah, leave the chick alone. I question her taste but everybody likes a good weiner now and then. You really don't know if it's a good weiner or a bad weiner till you bite into it.

Posted by: dagny at June 02, 2011 03:03 PM (embeV)

Yes, the popping sound as you break through the skin is a giveaway




Like a Sabrett's, you preverts

Posted by: Museisluse at June 02, 2011 11:06 AM (a8aqn)

51 This film may win the Golden PeePee Award

Posted by: Cherry π at June 02, 2011 11:06 AM (+sBB4)

52 Megan Kelly should have tony in for another interview.....and have this animation running in his background. I think that might be pretty funny.

Posted by: maddogg at June 02, 2011 11:06 AM (OlN4e)

53 可惡的陰莖

Posted by: toby928™ at June 02, 2011 03:04 PM (GTbGH)



Really?

I get it as 韦纳

Interesting.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 02, 2011 11:06 AM (UK9cE)

54 47
Ace,
Loud and clear.
Say no more.

Posted by: looking closely at June 02, 2011 11:07 AM (6Q9g2)

55 see post 47.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2011 11:07 AM (nj1bB)

56 可惡的陰莖

Posted by: toby928™ at June 02, 2011 03:04 PM (GTbGH)


Got me!!!

HA!!!!

Abominable penis

Posted by: © Sponge at June 02, 2011 11:07 AM (UK9cE)

57 I get it as 韦纳

I went for more humor.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 02, 2011 11:08 AM (GTbGH)

58

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2011 03:06 PM (nj1bB)

I'm a moron but I think you might be saying don't bash the coeds, which I haven't done. Is that the gist of it?

Posted by: maddogg at June 02, 2011 11:08 AM (OlN4e)

59
As to Gennette's mom.

Of course I'd be pissed; it's how moms are. Don't you think Sarah is pissed for good reason at Levi?

Weiner was dicpicking Gennette and now suddenly he doesn't know her. No, she's not the totally innocent victim, but Weiner is still a cad.

What Gennette needs to do is come TOTALLY clean about this. "Yes, I flirted with a married man online. We sexted. It was wrong." And all the remaining gory details.

Posted by: arhooley at June 02, 2011 11:08 AM (+/eKV)

60 Again with the awesome titles

Posted by: Ben at June 02, 2011 11:09 AM (wuv1c)

61 I'm reminded of my favorite sign on the Reeperbahn: http://bit.ly/lqbqIT

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 02, 2011 11:09 AM (y/+eD)

62

I'm a moron but I think you might be saying don't bash the coeds, which I haven't done. Is that the gist of it?

Posted by: maddogg at June 02, 2011 03:08 PM (OlN4e)



I'm guessing, leave the chick and her mom out of it.

We're here to bash Weiner, so damnit, stay on point.


Posted by: © Sponge at June 02, 2011 11:10 AM (UK9cE)

63 I get it as 韦纳.

That's phonetic. By meaning, it's probably 维也纳.

Toby's means "horrible penis."

Posted by: oblig. at June 02, 2011 11:10 AM (xvZW9)

64 I've been reading comments about Weiner for over four hours. I'm calling my doctor.

Posted by: Roy at June 02, 2011 11:10 AM (VndSC)

65 可拆卸的阴茎

Posted by: © Sponge at June 02, 2011 11:11 AM (UK9cE)

66 35 please can we not just sort of attack people who are pretty peripheral here?

Do we really need to squash the coed? Is she a political enemy we've had our sites on for some time?

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2011 03:02 PM (nj1bB)

I'm all for not dissing on the coed, but I have to disagree that she's peripheral, ace.  Weiner's tweet to her is the aggravating event here.  I'd call her pivotal, since their relationship (or lack thereof) goes directly to motive for the incident.  Again, I don't want to deride her, but I don't believe she's a non-entity in all this either.

I have to question her taste in men.  I mean, really?  She prefers the guy who looks like a constipated ostrich over Ryan?  She must be the result of a unionized teacher education.

Posted by: MWR at June 02, 2011 11:12 AM (4df7R)

67 By meaning, it's probably 维也纳.

Heh.  Vienna.  Nice.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 02, 2011 11:12 AM (GTbGH)

68 55 see post 47.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2011 03:07 PM (nj1bB)

UNDERSTOOD.  *wink, wink*

Posted by: MWR at June 02, 2011 11:13 AM (4df7R)

69 55 see post 47.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2011 03:07 PM (nj1bB)

So when do you invite her over for pancakes?

Posted by: buzzion at June 02, 2011 11:13 AM (oVQFe)

70
Paging Congressman Weiner, paging Congressman Weiner.

Doctor is concerned you missed your last appointment.  You must contact the office to have your script renewed.  Don't delay, call at the earliest to resolve this matter.

Call me now,

Mildred Ratched
Head Nurse

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at June 02, 2011 11:13 AM (cwFVA)

71 可 拆 卸 的 阴 茎

Hahahaha

Posted by: toby928™ at June 02, 2011 11:14 AM (GTbGH)

72

I wonder how Weiner translates into Mandarin.

 Traditional or Simplified text?  And what about Cantonese?

Posted by: MWR at June 02, 2011 11:14 AM (4df7R)

73
She called Weiner "her boyfriend" in a text

Can we get the Mrs. Grundy Brigade off this one? I'm pretty sure I've called Dick Cheney my boyfriend a few times on this very site.

What's more damning is that Gennette was sexting with Weiner -- probably. She just needs to come clean. She's only 21, we'll pat her on the head and move on.

Posted by: arhooley at June 02, 2011 11:15 AM (+/eKV)

74

So when do you invite her over for pancakes?

Posted by: buzzion at June 02, 2011 03:13 PM (oVQFe)

Or tweet to her about hockey?

Posted by: MWR at June 02, 2011 11:15 AM (4df7R)

75
Bang!  Bang!  Bang!  Bang!

That's the sound of Anthony Weiner driving another nail into his coffin because of his inability to convincingly lie to the proletariat unlike his mentor Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at June 02, 2011 11:17 AM (cwFVA)

76 Do we really need to squash the coed? I dunno, she looks like a little squashing might be fun...

Posted by: Starshatterer at June 02, 2011 11:17 AM (kcgje)

77
Okay, you guys seem to be having fun with babelfish, but we need to get InExile online to get the true skinny.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 02, 2011 11:17 AM (eyh2h)

78 Something cribbed from HA on AoSHQ? 

I am shocked, when did this shit start?

Posted by: Kemp at June 02, 2011 11:18 AM (JpFM9)

79 Those are some pretty hawt animated co-eds...

Posted by: Fartnoise at June 02, 2011 11:18 AM (bCxgV)

80 Coed's mom might want to be careful what exactly she's asking for.

I can see why the coed in question wants to keep her mouth shut about exactly what was going on, around/prior to the dick-texting, but frankly, if she doesn't get her side of the story out there, Weiner could conceivably burn her later.

Posted by: looking closely at June 02, 2011 11:18 AM (PwGfd)

81 What is it about Huma that she attracts this kind of attention?

Posted by: The Robot Devil at June 02, 2011 11:18 AM (136wp)

82 Ace needs an assistant on this coed thing. http://goo.gl/krYPC

Posted by: Bugler at June 02, 2011 11:18 AM (VXBR1)

83 Can we get the Mrs. Grundy Brigade off this one? I'm pretty sure I've called Dick Cheney my boyfriend a few times on this very site.

Posted by: arhooley at June 02, 2011 03:15 PM (+/eKV)

Agreed.  Why, just a few posts back I proposed to a quote from Marco Rubio.  Not even Rubio himself; just his words.   And I know I've referred to Allen West as my "dreamy Congressman boyfriend of dreams" in various places online.  So I'm not going to diss on the girl for doing the same with Weinerschnitzel, even if I DO wonder what the hell she's been smoking to get a crush on him.

Posted by: MWR at June 02, 2011 11:18 AM (4df7R)

84 @46 Is there such a thing as a Flaming Canine Skull?  Can there be?

Here's a start.  Maybe a moron with better photoshop-fu can run with it.

Posted by: RightWingProf at June 02, 2011 11:19 AM (UOcNk)

85 Bad Weiner!  Down, boy!

Posted by: RightWingProf at June 02, 2011 11:19 AM (UOcNk)

86 OT, this headline at MSNBC: "Palin fires shot at Romney at Bunker Hill" Hey, what happened to softening the tone and the violent rhetoric?

Posted by: Olliander at June 02, 2011 11:19 AM (6uiF7)

87

@35: "Do we really need to squash the coed? Is she a political enemy we've had our sites on for some time?"

Is she a political enemy? Yes.  Anyone who worships Rep. Weiner is a through and through statist.  She's only a spear-carrier for the Left, not a general, but in war, you take a page from Rep. Weiner's playbook and shoot the privates, too.

Have we had our sights on her for some time? No. She just stuck her head above the parapet.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 02, 2011 11:20 AM (xy9wk)

88 That ending of that Next Media bit leaves the impression that you can get arrested for "sexting" in America.

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 02, 2011 11:20 AM (bAySe)

89

Ms. Cordova is Hispasian!

Wow.  Imagine that combination. 

No wonder Weiner went pup tentin'.

Posted by: David at June 02, 2011 11:20 AM (gh6F5)

90

So when do you invite her over for pancakes?

Ever see Cabin Fever (Eli Roth's abomination of a horror movie)?  

Pancakes!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 02, 2011 11:20 AM (9hSKh)

91 "Palin fires shot at Romney at Bunker Hill"

Hey, what happened to softening the tone and the violent rhetoric?

Posted by: Olliander at June 02, 2011 03:19 PM (6uiF7)

It indicates one Republican monster shooting at another Republican monster.  MSNBC is cool with that.

Posted by: MWR at June 02, 2011 11:21 AM (4df7R)

92 Wait, invite her over for grilled hotdogs!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 02, 2011 11:21 AM (9hSKh)

93 Isn't Huma the same person who was rumored to have had a lesbian encounter with Hillary?

Posted by: EC at June 02, 2011 11:21 AM (GQ8sn)

94 She's only a spear-carrier for the Left, not a general, but in war, you take a page from Rep. Weiner's playbook and shoot the privates, too.


RACIST!!!!!

Posted by: © Sponge at June 02, 2011 11:21 AM (UK9cE)

95 88 That ending of that Next Media bit leaves the impression that you can get arrested for "sexting" in America.

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 02, 2011 03:20 PM (bAySe)

If you're sexting with someone who's underage, you can.

Posted by: MWR at June 02, 2011 11:21 AM (4df7R)

96
Ace needs an assistant on this coed thing.

http://goo.gl/krYPC

Posted by: Bugler at June 02, 2011 03:18 PM (VXBR1)




Tri-Corner Hat Babe! A welcome callback from AoSHQ history.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 02, 2011 11:22 AM (eyh2h)

97 9 Where are the jalapenos, chili and spicy mustard?

Bored on the night shift = Oouh, bad idea. 

Thank you, come again

Posted by: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon at June 02, 2011 11:22 AM (aZ8sn)

98 #83  Agreed.  Why, just a few posts back I proposed to a quote from Marco Rubio.  Not even Rubio himself; just his words.   And I know I've referred to Allen West as my "dreamy Congressman boyfriend of dreams" in various places online.  So I'm not going to diss on the girl for doing the same with Weinerschnitzel, even if I DO wonder what the hell she's been smoking to get a crush on him.
==================

So post us again, when either Allen or Rubio text you a picture of their wangs.


Posted by: looking closely at June 02, 2011 11:22 AM (6Q9g2)

99 The enemy is Wiener. Except for the moronettes, the wiener is your friend.

Posted by: Bosk at June 02, 2011 11:23 AM (pUO5u)

100 Someone hacked Weiner's sex drive

Posted by: Cherry π at June 02, 2011 11:23 AM (+sBB4)

101 92 Wait, invite her over for grilled hotdogs!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 02, 2011 03:21 PM (9hSKh)

Call it a "Weiner roast."  ^_~

Posted by: MWR at June 02, 2011 11:23 AM (4df7R)

102 So post us again, when either Allen or Rubio text you a picture of their wangs.


Posted by: looking closely at June 02, 2011 03:22 PM (6Q9g2)

Oh hell no.  Those would be mine and mine alone. 

Posted by: MWR at June 02, 2011 11:24 AM (4df7R)

103
The Weiner solution?  Ctl + Alt + Delete

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at June 02, 2011 11:25 AM (cwFVA)

104 THIS IS WHAT YOU GET
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH US, ANTHONY.

Posted by: Jeff B. at June 02, 2011 11:25 AM (hIWe1)

105
So post us again, when either Allen or Rubio text you a picture of their wangs.


Posted by: looking closely at June 02, 2011 03:22 PM

That's my point (and, I think, yours). I am 100% certain that neither Cheney nor Rubio will do such a thing, which is why I feel safe talking about them that way and why I'm putting more of this on Weiner than Gennette.

Of course if I ever gushed about a guy and he sent me a dicpic, I know I'd be called out. At that point I'd admit to a major lapse in judgment.

Posted by: arhooley at June 02, 2011 11:26 AM (+/eKV)

106 He didn't say he doesn't even own a pair of grey skivvies did he....

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2011 11:26 AM (XL2DT)

107 Side note, but I wonder what took the Taiwanese animators so long this time.  With the OBL vid they had it posted lickity split.  Is there anything else major they were mocking that delayed their roasting of the Wein?  Like, for instance, Obama claiming he's the most Irish Irishman to ever set foot in Ireland?

Posted by: MWR at June 02, 2011 11:26 AM (4df7R)

108 Is it safe to assume that Hot Dog was kosher?

Posted by: Rocks at June 02, 2011 11:27 AM (Q1lie)

109 Weiner?  I like to have his nose full of nickels!

http://tinyurl.com/62h4vxz

Posted by: Kemp at June 02, 2011 11:27 AM (JpFM9)

110 The joke store called. They're running pretty low on dick jokes.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 02, 2011 11:29 AM (QMtmy)

111 Won Hung Lo... no.

Posted by: chinese animators at June 02, 2011 11:29 AM (DUOUR)

112

As a mom with a daughter, I would be upset as well.  I don't care if the daughter is a legal adult or not.....this politician acted badly, is lying about it continually, and still wants to run NYC.

Posted by: Cheri at June 02, 2011 11:30 AM (oiNtH)

113 The week of weiner!

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 02, 2011 11:30 AM (EqPv+)

114
Side note, but I wonder what took the Taiwanese animators so long this time.

Maybe they were waiting for the story to develop. They did include the best part, i.e. the lame coverup.

Posted by: arhooley at June 02, 2011 11:30 AM (+/eKV)

115
Best Dic-Pic Evah?

1.  Anthony Weiner

2.  Margaret Cho

3.  Rosie O'Donnell

4.  Barney

Posted by: Dic Pik Master of Ceremonies at June 02, 2011 11:30 AM (cwFVA)

116
The joke store called. They're running pretty low on dick jokes.





We'll just recycle 'em, like usual at AoS. Green, sustainable comedy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 02, 2011 11:31 AM (eyh2h)

117 Will the Weiner win the Oscar?

Posted by: Cherry π at June 02, 2011 11:31 AM (+sBB4)

118
Will the Weiner win the Oscar?



Or a Tony.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 02, 2011 11:32 AM (eyh2h)

119 Of course if I ever gushed about a guy and he sent me a dicpic, I know I'd be called out. At that point I'd admit to a major lapse in judgment.

Posted by: arhooley at June 02, 2011 03:26 PM (+/eKV)




I think the only thing that needs to come out from her camp is whether they were DM'ing for the 3 hours Weiner was silent on the public tweet front.

Once she releases that info, we can all rest assured he's a dirtbag and should resign in shame.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 02, 2011 11:32 AM (UK9cE)

120 Hey, maybe Wiener can use this as his campaign song.  It's about cheap meat.

http://tinyurl.com/4dj8rz

Posted by: Kemp at June 02, 2011 11:33 AM (JpFM9)

121 @107: the OBL video was pretty much all stock 3d models.  They probably had to build several from scratch for this one (Weiner himself, most notably).

Posted by: Ian S. at June 02, 2011 11:33 AM (tqwMN)

122 Wait, you haven't seen the wurst.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at June 02, 2011 11:33 AM (bAL0J)

123 I don't think the Comely Coed needs to be squashed...unless my squashed you mean putting your kisser between those sweater puppies and getting motor boated..

...but she ain't exactly the innocent victim here.She obviously had help creating her statement...

...but in a few years she'll have an epiphany where she'll wake up one morning with a sick feeling in her stomach, like you sometimes do with a gawdawful hangover after a night of heavy, heavy drinking just knowing you did something very fucked up the night before, and say to herself "Weiner??? What the fuck was I thinking??"

Posted by: beedubya at June 02, 2011 11:35 AM (AnTyA)

124 Ummm, I love my wieners smothered in chili, with chopped onions & french fries!!!  Gawd, I am SO HUNGRY AGAIN!  Why does the news always get me thinking about food?!??   Gotta go, headin' to Sonic!!!

Posted by: Dirty Sexy Hungry Meaghan McCain at June 02, 2011 11:37 AM (piR98)

125 Knick-knack, paddywagon give the Dawg a Boner...

Posted by: Childhood Song Genette's mom sang to her at June 02, 2011 11:37 AM (ihSHD)

126 I worked with some crazy smart, dirty leftist, video activists in Oxford back in the mid '90s. Phil Selway, Radiohead's drummer, brought a house next to our office. Dude spent his late nights sitting on an overturned five gallon bucket, hooded sweatshirt up over his bald head, slowly painting his front door red, night after night after night. Also, he came over and helped paint our interior walls once. Good times.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2011 11:39 AM (UsjBj)

127

Anthony Weiner---

The Wurst Person in the World"!

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at June 02, 2011 11:40 AM (5YsV1)

128 Nobody would put ketchup on a Chicago dog.  I can say that with almost certitude.

So, we may be able to rule out Bill Daley as the prankster/hacker.

But, it does NOT rule out Sass Cumstain in charge of privacy and and the "cognitive infiltration" crowd.  Not that this is a conspiracy theory against the government...just sayin'...it IS now an information issue about the government, a Congressman...maybe a little "cognitive infiltration" is just what is called for..


Posted by: chicago dog at June 02, 2011 11:40 AM (oxqER)

129

My bologna has a first name, it's B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner, curly haired tot at June 02, 2011 11:40 AM (ihSHD)

130

You just know that Weener sent out more than one pic of his hot dog.

Probably more like an eight pack.

Wonder if he had too many buns.

Posted by: Rev Dr Randy Macho Man Savage at June 02, 2011 11:41 AM (tcSZb)

131 Is Weiner dips it in sugar is it Wienerschnitzel?

Posted by: Rocks at June 02, 2011 11:42 AM (Q1lie)

132

Wonder if Weiner ever sent any pics of his wang to Dan Bunz, former LB for the San Fran 49ers.

Posted by: Rev Dr Randy Macho Man Savage at June 02, 2011 11:42 AM (tcSZb)

133 120

To be clear here, Weiner is 47 years old.  This college chick is what, 21?  Whatever she did could be chalked up to youthful stupidity, and electronic bravado.  Hard to give dickhead the same benefit of the doubt.

To cover herself, all she'd have to say was that she was flattered by the attention from a famous Congressman, she didn't realize he was married, the conversation turned flirty, and leave it at that.

But who knows what the actual conversation was like.  It seems implausible that Weiner got to the point of texting his little picture without some sort of "context" there.

So in fact, their conversation (whatever it was) may well have been pretty racy, perhaps in both directions.  That might explain why she doesn't want to discuss the matter, and it could also explain why both parties each quickly deleted a whole bunch of electronic communications.

Posted by: looking closely at June 02, 2011 11:45 AM (PwGfd)

134 115
Side note, but I wonder what took the Taiwanese animators so long this time.

Maybe they were waiting for the story to develop. They did include the best part, i.e. the lame coverup.

Posted by: arhooley at June 02, 2011 03:30 PM (+/eKV)

Well  they probably didn't hear about this until lat Tuesday or Wednesday.  I doubt they're scanning blogs for stories.  They definitely need the MBM to let them know what will be a story in the US.

Posted by: buzzion at June 02, 2011 11:46 AM (oVQFe)

135 New plan:

Moronettes, (and any morons that are so inclined or sufficiently sneaky), should sign up to twitter, add a tasteful photo or three and follow:
 at least five-of-nine Supreme Court Justices,
60 Senators,
all the Dem House types.

I mean... this time we've only really got smoke. But I'm thinking it just can't be that tough to get the Full Monty.

Posted by: Al at June 02, 2011 11:46 AM (MzQOZ)

136 Would we have this glorious Taiwanese animation now if it wasn't for our obsessive compulsive ewok?

Posted by: Bob Saget has not been banned yet at June 02, 2011 11:47 AM (F/4zf)

137
Welcome to the sausage party.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 02, 2011 11:47 AM (QMtmy)

138 10-1 she sent a boob pic before he sent dic pic. Isn't that the sexting progression?
She show boobs. He shows dick. She goes full frontal. He...tweets about hockey and cleans up.

Posted by: Rocks at June 02, 2011 11:47 AM (Q1lie)

139 "Police investigating multiple shootings in Yuma County"One of the victims is an attorney and there are people tweeting that there is another incident in "the courts".

Posted by: curious at June 02, 2011 11:48 AM (k1rwm)

140 "Shooting the privates."???

Isn't that what started all of this?

Posted by: SCRednek at June 02, 2011 11:48 AM (Lv85W)

141
That's not ketchup -- it's tiger blood.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 02, 2011 11:50 AM (QMtmy)

142 I think there's a need for bright-line rule prohibiting police from even talking to a private citizen without clear evidence of a crime in progress.  What's to stop then from turning every interrogation into a "disorderly conduct" arrest? It's a major civil rights violation that goes unpunished every day, which you pretty much concede. It has been nearly a week since you started your politically-motivated tirades about Rep. Weiner's supposed arrogance. It's another huge example of what a hypocrite you are.  The poor deaf man is by far a greater victim of public offical arrogance than the reporters. It is perfectly legal for Weiner to decline to answer any question for any reason. It is the height of illegality to cops to arrest a man for not answering their questions. If you have any common sense you'll see the difference. I hope that you'll focus more on "crimes" that actually affect the public from day to day than some silly Twitter scandal.

Posted by: Sacramento Stu at June 02, 2011 11:52 AM (mUCax)

143 Have you all seen the new commercial from Jello? About a guy who denies he ate the pudding but his "pudding face" gives him away? The guy resembles Weiner to a T! This is just too delicious. Especially with the past pudding humor here. I hereby nominate Rep. Weiner Pudding Face.

Posted by: BM at June 02, 2011 11:55 AM (qMymA)

144 Yeah it sucks when the cops start asking questions right when you are trying to swallow that dime bag.

Posted by: Bob Saget has not been banned yet at June 02, 2011 11:56 AM (F/4zf)

145
It has been nearly a week since you started your politically-motivated tirades about Rep. Weiner's supposed arrogance.

All hail the power of Red Bull.

Posted by: apropos of nothing at June 02, 2011 11:57 AM (GTbGH)

146
Is Weiner dips it in sugar is it Wienerschnitzel?






Please, please tell me that "Sugar" was Weiner's pet name for Ginger Lee, the pornstar twitterer.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 02, 2011 12:01 PM (eyh2h)

147 143 ...

It has been nearly a week since you started your politically-motivated tirades about Rep. Weiner's supposed arrogance...

SUPPOSED!?!?

Posted by: Museisluse at June 02, 2011 12:01 PM (a8aqn)

148

Posted by: Sacramento Stu at June 02, 2011 03:52 PM (mUCax)

Stu, FYI you are perfectly within your rights to shove a telephone pole wrapped in razor wire up your tight ass. OK dung boy?

Posted by: maddogg at June 02, 2011 12:01 PM (OlN4e)

149 Stu, FYI you are perfectly within your rights to shove a telephone pole wrapped in razor wire up your tight ass.

*nods*

Posted by: The 9th Circuit at June 02, 2011 12:05 PM (GTbGH)

150
It is perfectly legal for Weiner to decline to answer any question for any reason.





Yes it is, Stu. Perfectly legal.

And it's perfectly legal for us to pitilessly, mercilessly mock Congressman Abe Froman for being an unresponsive douchebag in the face of some simple questioning.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 02, 2011 12:07 PM (eyh2h)

151 Hey Costanza--the jerk store called. They're all out of you.

Posted by: nikkolai at June 02, 2011 12:07 PM (h8GAE)

152 Stu, no offense but that comment made you sound like an ignorant fuck.  Ok maybe some offense was intended.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 02, 2011 12:10 PM (CAI0v)

153 He tweets about *hockey* He shoots. He scores. Game.

Posted by: USA at June 02, 2011 12:11 PM (YZISw)

154 Here is the pudding face commercial. It is 32 seconds long. It is Rep. Weiner.

http://tinyurl.com/43oab8u

Posted by: BM at June 02, 2011 12:13 PM (qMymA)

155 I'm not sure there's a way out for Congressman Anthony Weiner after five days of lies and increasingly implausible stories surrounding the obvious truth that, on a Friday night, at home with his computer, he sent a picture of his "Member of Congress" to a 21 year-old college girl.   But, if had chosen to, he might have mitigated the damage to his career by saying something like this:
It has come to my attention that a picture that I sent through Twitter on Friday night that I had intended to be a private message was accidentally made public by me.   The picture was intended to be sent to a private citizen, a young lady whom I have never met in person, but with whom I have had occasion to correspond privately over the Internet via Twitter.   The nature of this correspondence, to my mind, has always been innocent flirtation between two adults; I never intended it to be anything more than that, and I do not believe it should be viewed as anything more than innocent flirtation.   It so happens that, in the Internet age, flirtation often takes place over vehicles like Twitter, and, with the advance of technology, can sometimes involve the exchange of pictures.   But, with the advance of technology, unfortunately, it becomes easier to make mistakes that can, with the push of the wrong button, reach tens of thousands of people.   The picture in question here, I understand, will be viewed by some as salacious, and I apologize to anyone who may have been offended.   Naturally I am personally embarrassed by these events being made public.   I also regret very much the embarrassment this has caused by wife.   Finally, I regret very much the embarrassment this must have caused the young lady in question, and I would ask that all of you respect her privacy, since none of this was her fault.   Thank you. I think if he'd said something like this on Saturday, this would all be over by now.    He'd have come off as honest, human, gracious and concerned about the young lady's reputation, apologetic to his wife, and he also would have identified himself with the vast numbers of Americans who engage in virtual relationships  and virtual flirtation on the Internet, via email, via texting, etc.

The problem, of course, is that, if you're the type of creep who wants to send pictures of your Johnson to young girls, you're also unlikely to be the type of guy who can stand up, say mea culpa sincerely, and ask for forgiveness for your sins.    It's a Catch-22.   If you're not a stand up guy, it's hard to be a stand up guy.   No pun intended.  

Posted by: The Right Curmudgeon at June 02, 2011 12:19 PM (69ED2)

156 Told ya ... the "other shoe" hasn't dropped yet but an "upset" mother of a innocent, sexually-harassed college(?) student can sure make waves (cross your fingers she's not a registered Republican).

You concentrate on the "evidence", Ace, and that's admirable, but none of us believed the "I wuz hacked" story and if it was indeed bogus then it surely meant there were going to be other ramifications down the line. As I expected, the MBM sort of ignored/skirted the story until it got too juicy. Once it crosses a lurid threshhold, even Democrats are not safe. Just ask John Edwards.

Rep. Weiner has tried a number of approaches, if you'll notice .. "I was hacked!", to "it happens", to making jokes about what Jon Stewart said, and finally refusing to claim the photo was NOT of his "nether regions" (I think I saw that term somewhere at one of the "news" sites). This guy, as you astutely noted, could not find a story and stick with it or even do those things that would be appropriate for any one story. I don't know but it strikes me as sort of dumb.

This very minute, there is a nice looking young woman somewhere in one of them western time zones who is simply stewing over this whole business and now there's an "upset" mother involved. Poor woman has probably cried her eyes out over this whole terribly embarrassing business ... but soon, she'll dry her eyes and call a lawyer. Does Gabe still practice law?

Thank you, Rep Weiner, for some ribald summer entertainment. I'm going to have giggle fits until the Fall.

There is a synonym for "social network" -- and it is "very public network" and if you screw up in an embarrassing way you screw up publicly and globally. Enuff said.



Posted by: Full Moon at June 02, 2011 12:20 PM (m75CK)

157 Yeah, when The State beats you to death in dark precinct it's not nearly as bad as a reporter not being given another day's worth of smutty dick jokes. You are True Conservatives, all.

Posted by: Sacramento Stu at June 02, 2011 12:21 PM (mUCax)

158 Posted by: Sacramento Stu at June 02, 2011 04:21 PM (mUCax)

Are you, in fact, brain damaged?  Because, really, had I known I would have just smiled politely and passed on the other side of your post.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 02, 2011 12:24 PM (GTbGH)

159 Love the Breitbart cameo in the NMA video.

Taiwan's gift to the world (besides cute babes).

Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2011 12:25 PM (BP6Z1)

160 Sacramento Stu left off his last name. Pid.

Posted by: BM at June 02, 2011 12:27 PM (qMymA)

161 Don't go away mad Stewy, just go the fuck away. I don't need lectures from some left coast liberal hack. It's fucks like you that want the fucking "state" to tell you when it's OK to take a shit, not conservatives. Go sell that shit to your ilk.

Posted by: maddogg at June 02, 2011 12:28 PM (OlN4e)

162 Interesting, Toby928 -- an insult instead of a substantive response to my well-reasoned points. Next thing you'll be calling me a "jackass" rather than addressing a serious issue. I thought you considered that sort of conduct "arrogant."

Posted by: Sacramento Stu at June 02, 2011 12:30 PM (mUCax)

163 You must be a police officer, maddog. I'm glad you could take some time off from raping a suspect with a broken plunger handle to share your thoughts here.

Posted by: Sacramento Stu at June 02, 2011 12:33 PM (mUCax)

164 Well reasoned? Is that a joke? Tell us your "well reasoned" reason for belief in  the myth of Global Warming. I can hardly wait for my lesson in reasoning.

Posted by: maddogg at June 02, 2011 12:33 PM (OlN4e)

165 164 You must be a police officer, maddog. I'm glad you could take some time off from raping a suspect with a broken plunger handle to share your thoughts here.

Posted by: Sacramento Stu at June 02, 2011 04:33 PM (mUCax)

No, cockbite, I'm an engineer. And my business is reasoning.  I have a well reasoned hatred for leftards, though. And I do mean hatred.

Posted by: maddogg at June 02, 2011 12:35 PM (OlN4e)

166 You'll have to take global warming up with the dozens of Nobel Laureates who have endorsed the science behind it. Including our Nobel Prize-winning President (although his win was in a different field, as he would graciously and humbly acknowledge).

Posted by: Sacramento Stu at June 02, 2011 12:37 PM (mUCax)

167 Including our Nobel Prize-winning President (although his win was in a different field, as he would graciously and humbly acknowledge).

Ah, AJ.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 02, 2011 12:38 PM (GTbGH)

168 Heh. Yeah, the "concensus" and our President's NP for being black. I'm impressed, really.

Posted by: maddogg at June 02, 2011 12:38 PM (OlN4e)

169 The faux-troll went just a bit too far.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 02, 2011 12:39 PM (GTbGH)

170 167 You'll have to take global warming up with the dozens of Nobel Laureates who have endorsed the science behind it. Including our Nobel Prize-winning President (although his win was in a different field, as he would graciously and humbly acknowledge).

Posted by: Sacramento Stu at June 02, 2011 04:37 PM (mUCax)

**FWEEEEET!!!**

Flag on the post!

Argument from authority!

15 yards from the spot of the fallacy, and loss of down!

Posted by: logic police at June 02, 2011 12:41 PM (BP6Z1)

171 As an engineer, maddog, you must be proficient in mathematics. If that is the case, if you go to my first post at 143 and take the third letter of the third word of each sentence, and string them all together in reverse order, what does it spell?

Posted by: Sacramento Stu at June 02, 2011 12:44 PM (mUCax)

172 I'm too stupid for my own good sometimes, Toby.

Posted by: Sacramento Stu at June 02, 2011 12:46 PM (bN5ZU)

173 Joe, you caused me to waste a 5 gallon bucket of bile. Your frolling is starting to piss me off.

Posted by: maddogg at June 02, 2011 12:47 PM (OlN4e)

174 I'm too stupid for my own good sometimes, Toby.

It was good, too good.  The earnestness was so spot on.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 02, 2011 12:49 PM (GTbGH)

175 That's a good thing, maddogg. They don't let people who are full of bile into the annual Harvey Milk Crafts Fair in Frisco. Now you can join me at my booth where I will be selling decorative leis. The price of admission is a smile : )

Posted by: Sacramento Stu at June 02, 2011 12:55 PM (bN5ZU)

176 174 Joe, you caused me to waste a 5 gallon bucket of bile. Your frolling is starting to piss me off.

Posted by: maddogg at June 02, 2011 04:47 PM (OlN4e)

--It was fun though.  An occasion where I do not mind getting punked.

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