April 06, 2011
— Ace This stinks worse than a dead fish's taint.
Speaking of witch.

Frau Blucher just emailed me to say "Three alarm makeover emergency."
Gee, I wonder if this has anything to do with anything.
In 2004, John Kerry won Wisconsin over George W. Bush by 11,380 votes out of 2.5 million cast. After allegations of fraud surfaced, the Milwaukee police department's Special Investigative Unit conducted a probe. Its February 2008 report found that from 4,600 to 5,300 more votes were counted in Milwaukee than the number of voters recorded as having cast ballots. Absentee ballots were cast by people living elsewhere; ineligible felons not only voted but worked at the polls; transient college students cast improper votes; and homeless voters possibly voted more than once.
Um, nothing was changed. Gee, I wonder why.
Actually, I shouldn't say that, because the GOP is now in power.
Honestly, we should have acted on voter fraud first, then, after this election, worked on union reform.

Thanks to J. for the reminder from Uncle Joe. When will we learn.
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Posted by: ace at April 06, 2011 12:55 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Hexenkessel at April 06, 2011 12:56 PM (+ZX4J)
Posted by: ErikW at April 06, 2011 12:56 PM (Wr0u7)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 06, 2011 12:57 PM (Z1jiu)
Posted by: ace at April 06, 2011 12:57 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: arb at April 06, 2011 12:58 PM (114R/)
Posted by: lauren at April 06, 2011 12:58 PM (eUmIE)
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2011 12:59 PM (AxX05)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 06, 2011 12:59 PM (Z1jiu)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 06, 2011 01:00 PM (npr0X)
Posted by: joeindc44 at April 06, 2011 01:00 PM (QxSug)
Posted by: Marcus at April 06, 2011 01:00 PM (CHrmZ)
Posted by: kansas at April 06, 2011 01:01 PM (mka2b)
Posted by: davidt at April 06, 2011 01:02 PM (GDbVQ)
Because the hot babe up top will find it unconstitutional regardless.
Posted by: Making butt hash from Couric and Romney at April 06, 2011 01:02 PM (F/4zf)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 06, 2011 01:02 PM (Z1jiu)
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2011 01:03 PM (AxX05)
Posted by: kansas at April 06, 2011 01:03 PM (mka2b)
Posted by: ya2daup at April 06, 2011 01:04 PM (UzjcV)
After allegations of fraud surfaced, the Milwaukee police department's Special Investigative Unit conducted a probe. Its February 2008 report found that from 4,600 to 5,300 more votes were counted in Milwaukee than the number of voters recorded as having cast ballots. Absentee ballots were cast by people living elsewhere; ineligible felons not only voted but worked at the polls; transient college students cast improper votes; and homeless voters possibly voted more than once
The MBM was all over this for weeks. It's a good thing we have a media that is dedicated to the truth...
...or else we wouldn't have a real functioning democracy.
Posted by: beedubya at April 06, 2011 01:05 PM (AnTyA)
Is that the cat of DOOM from this morning?
The 'before' shot of the shaved one, from the other day.
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2011 01:05 PM (AxX05)
From the looks of that picture, there's no way Prosser could have hoped to hold that lead through the Swimsuit Competition.Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2011 04:59 PM (AxX05)
Too funny!
Posted by: ya2daup at April 06, 2011 01:05 PM (UzjcV)
Because the hot babe up top will find it unconstitutional regardless.
Posted by: Making butt hash from Couric and Romney a
Well, if I were governor, I would hold a vote on the issue every day and make her rule on every one of them.
Posted by: kansas at April 06, 2011 01:05 PM (mka2b)
This should be a wakeup call to anyone who still suffers from the illusion that they live in a country where their vote counts. The left learned long ago that if they couldn't get the popular vote all they had to do was get the vote of one liberal judge and they could overturn the will of the people. I remember this from back in 1994 with California's Proposition 17 (or whatever the fuck it was numbered). Liberal California overwhelmingly voted to keep illegal immigrants from getting benefits and within a couple of days it was overturned and, to my knowledge, is still in litigation - seventeen fucking years later. More recently Proposition 8 - passed in liberal California - and again, undone by the courts. And when shopping a liberal judge isn't enough, well, let's just steal the election. An art being perfected by the left. I guess the lesson to learn here is that the new rules in Amerikkka are - there are no rules except for the fact that liberals always win. Always.
If that's not worth fighting against, then nothing is.
Posted by: LGoPs at April 06, 2011 01:05 PM (lHn6+)
Posted by: joeindc44 at April 06, 2011 01:05 PM (QxSug)
...good thing Justice is blind, though.
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2011 05:01 PM (AxX05
If she wasn't before, she is now after seeing that picture
Posted by: beedubya at April 06, 2011 01:06 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 06, 2011 01:06 PM (Z1jiu)
Posted by: kansas at April 06, 2011 05:01 PM (mka2b)
I'm sure Walker and the repubs have discussed this scenario and have an alternative (hopefully). Right now, the way this has gone down, I hope Walker goes on an unprecedented government worker/teacher firing spree.
Posted by: Soona at April 06, 2011 01:07 PM (QMXsk)
Posted by: brian at April 06, 2011 01:07 PM (y05cf)
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2011 01:08 PM (AxX05)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 06, 2011 01:08 PM (4ZxEW)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2011 01:09 PM (TMB3S)
I HAVE BEEN WARNING THAT SINCE DAY 1.
GOP SHOULD HAVE DONE VOTER ID LAW FIRST. THEN UNION BUSTING.
I HOPE ALL THE STATES LEARNED THIS LESSON. NEED TO FIX THAT NOW BEFORE 2012!!!!
Posted by: obamasuxdonkeyballs at April 06, 2011 01:09 PM (ZaNql)
Posted by: Phil at April 06, 2011 01:09 PM (ReevY)
Posted by: joncelli at April 06, 2011 01:10 PM (RD7QR)
Come to think of it, she kinda has the whole Bride of Frankenstein thing working for her...
Posted by: Marcus at April 06, 2011 01:10 PM (CHrmZ)
Kloppy declaring victory by 200+ votes after no recounts, good!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 06, 2011 01:10 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: kansas at April 06, 2011 01:10 PM (mka2b)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 06, 2011 01:11 PM (cDRYC)
Oh nice. His arrogance/ cluelessness and Kloppy's possible win makes for a painful day. Maybe he will nominate her for SC next vacancy.
Posted by: Barry feels our pain at April 06, 2011 01:11 PM (JZBti)
Looks like Screech's mom.
Yes, I think maybe some election reform is called for. Re-vote the union bill. If they run away again, just pass a bill saying employers will no longer take the union dues out for them. That is what its all about anyway. Union bosses know their members will never write their own checks.
Still not a bad showing considering how much money the unions blew and how much demonizing the MFM did for 2 months. Kinda gave cover fire for the other states to pass their union reforms (IN, OH)
Posted by: Schwalbe : The © at April 06, 2011 01:12 PM (UU0OF)
On the bright side, Wisconsin is hereby declared a Priaprism Free Zone!
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2011 05:08 PM (AxX05)
It's priapism. The Priaprism is Toyota's soon-to-be announced replacement for the Prius and to be marketed using the slogan, "Priaprism: powered by skittles with all the colors of the rainboned!"
Posted by: ya2daup at April 06, 2011 01:12 PM (UzjcV)
Oh, who the fuck am I kidding. It is the GOP after all. They'll kick themselves in the nuts if the Dems tell them to.
Posted by: jimmuy at April 06, 2011 01:12 PM (jYHTG)
Corruption is standard operating procedure for liberals.
I'm starting to think that Civil War is going to be the only way.
Posted by: Xoxotl at April 06, 2011 01:13 PM (CbVPH)
Posted by: Bizarro at April 06, 2011 01:13 PM (nj1bB)
They're not stupid. They just don't share your low opinions of vote fraud and Nancy Pelosi.
And they think that your having any thoughts at all about those things means you're a dangerously retarded cracka.
Happy voting.
Posted by: oblig. at April 06, 2011 01:13 PM (xvZW9)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 06, 2011 01:13 PM (cDRYC)
Posted by: joncelli at April 06, 2011 01:14 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Frogger MacGhee at April 06, 2011 01:14 PM (+0Ms0)
so she's an 89 year old crow who thinks that a ton of makeup and a fright wig from Frederick's of Transylvania will make her look like she's only 69..?
Honey Badger would starve before he'd take a bite out of that.
Posted by: mallfly at April 06, 2011 01:14 PM (bJm7W)
Wait, I have it now: Herman Munster in drag.
Posted by: mallfly at April 06, 2011 01:15 PM (bJm7W)
Only a picture of [fill in the blank] would complete this trifecta of progressive shehaggery.
I'll go first:
Only a picture of [Andrea Dworkin going down on a box of Ding Dongs (the food)] would complete this trifecta of progressive shehaggery.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 06, 2011 01:15 PM (pLTLS)
Posted by: DocJ at April 06, 2011 01:15 PM (6TUiE)
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 06, 2011 01:15 PM (/v6J+)
Posted by: palin steelee at April 06, 2011 01:16 PM (c45xH)
We're thinking about it, Barky! We're thinking about it real hard!
Posted by: ya2daup at April 06, 2011 01:16 PM (UzjcV)
Posted by: Stalin, who knew something about ballot box stuffing at April 06, 2011 01:17 PM (RD7QR)
^This.
Also, campaign financing. No one has addressed the crap Obama pulled last time with his credit card and foreign donations. I don't know if it's Issa's purview, but someone needs to get on the stick and address that crap before 2012.
Posted by: Y-not has not read any of the comments at April 06, 2011 01:17 PM (pW2o8)
Hi, I'm Troy McClure.
You might remember me as that actor who banged you in that one episode of the Simpsons.
Posted by: Troy McClure at April 06, 2011 01:18 PM (AxX05)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 06, 2011 05:11 PM (cDRYC)
don't know but she makes me touch myself
Posted by: The Dude at April 06, 2011 01:18 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 06, 2011 01:19 PM (/v6J+)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 06, 2011 01:19 PM (npr0X)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 06, 2011 01:19 PM (cDRYC)
Proof of Idenification (HB16), verification of Citizenship of an applicant (HB3160), a whole shitload of fines and legal recourse against registrar's bills are pending in Texas legislature. I don't know about any other States doing this but should. Also think each reporting entity should be held accountable to their finally tally, and any extra votes that appear will bring to light the outright fraud.
Posted by: CatLady at April 06, 2011 01:19 PM (CyPWX)
Posted by: Wicked Witch of Wisconsin at April 06, 2011 01:20 PM (Lypdy)
Honey Badger would starve before he'd take a bite out of that.
Posted by: mallfly at April 06, 2011 05:14 PM (bJm7W)
You ain't shitting, pal.
Posted by: Honey Badger who just ate a rotten vulture's asshole at April 06, 2011 01:20 PM (Wr0u7)
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 06, 2011 01:20 PM (/v6J+)
This is fishier than Jimmy Houston at a Bass Angler Sportsman Society final championship.
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 06, 2011 05:19 PM (/v6J+)
This is screwier than an rdbrewer-initiated attempt at a serial story post on a slow Saturday.
Posted by: ya2daup at April 06, 2011 01:21 PM (UzjcV)
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 06, 2011 01:22 PM (/v6J+)
Posted by: Chief of Police Barry Obama at April 06, 2011 01:22 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Cowardly Conservative at April 06, 2011 01:22 PM (Lypdy)
Posted by: Kid that starts fights but doesn't fight. at April 06, 2011 01:23 PM (cDRYC)
I wonder what a Van Jones / Kloppy baby would look like?
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 06, 2011 05:19 PM (cDRYC)
One of them would need to possess a vajayjay, a uterus and ovaries. Tell us which.
Posted by: ya2daup at April 06, 2011 01:23 PM (UzjcV)
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2011 01:23 PM (AxX05)
She so pretty, me want to decorate that like a birthday cake
LOL
Apparently you can vote yourself bankrupt, who knew? This is going to end extremely well.
Posted by: Max Power at April 06, 2011 01:24 PM (Hucnr)
Posted by: right at April 06, 2011 01:24 PM (XF91n)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 06, 2011 01:25 PM (BAlW6)
Posted by: Raven Nighthawk-Goldberger at April 06, 2011 01:25 PM (bN5ZU)
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 06, 2011 01:26 PM (/v6J+)
Posted by: James Trupeter at April 06, 2011 01:26 PM (BAlW6)
The Fish Store called. They want y'all to stop giving fish a bad name.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 06, 2011 01:26 PM (QMtmy)
Posted by: zombie Madelline Kahn at April 06, 2011 01:26 PM (UzjcV)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 06, 2011 01:27 PM (QMtmy)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 06, 2011 01:27 PM (mHQ7T)
Posted by: rockhead at April 06, 2011 01:28 PM (RykTt)
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 06, 2011 01:28 PM (bAySe)
Posted by: Will Folks at April 06, 2011 05:00 PM (nj1bB)
Threadwinnah...in my opinion. I snorted wine out my nose.
Posted by: Geronimo at April 06, 2011 01:28 PM (yhaql)
No problema.
Welcome to the fourth world.
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 06, 2011 01:28 PM (DCpHZ)
Posted by: Soona at April 06, 2011 01:29 PM (QMXsk)
When I start my own country, fraudulent voting will be punished with death. I can't think of many crimes that have a greater impact. A thief or a robber hurts his immediate victim but not much else. Vote cheaters (especially when sanctioned by an entire political party) steal from us all and alter the course of nations.
Posted by: LGoPs at April 06, 2011 01:29 PM (lHn6+)
That's "Muggli", with an "m"! Rhymes with "fugli".
Posted by: ya2daup at April 06, 2011 01:29 PM (UzjcV)
Posted by: maddogg at April 06, 2011 01:29 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Wrong Side of The Line at April 06, 2011 01:29 PM (W5ilH)
Posted by: right at April 06, 2011 01:30 PM (XF91n)
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 06, 2011 01:30 PM (bAySe)
Posted by: Raven Nighthawk-Goldberger at April 06, 2011 01:31 PM (bN5ZU)
you know I had always thought Fake votes and dead people were rather conspirital, after listening to Dems after Bush, but now knowing how they always project their behavior onto others, I believe they do cheat.
It's a shame because it hurts the idea that a vote matters. bastids.
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2011 01:31 PM (h+qn8)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 06, 2011 01:32 PM (npr0X)
Posted by: nickless at April 06, 2011 01:32 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2011 01:34 PM (AxX05)
Posted by: ontherocks at April 06, 2011 01:34 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: wooga at April 06, 2011 01:34 PM (2p0e3)
This scrounge reaches new heights of "Fugliness". I mean when you got somebody with a face that makes Bella Abzug look good, you are really way up in the Fugly barrel.
Her blouse, her face, and her politics are Red.
Posted by: Union Dude at April 06, 2011 01:35 PM (3ESDJ)
Posted by: Jerry at April 06, 2011 01:36 PM (QF8uk)
Speaking of important issues; when is Dear Leader going to make his pick kiss of death for winner of the Master's Golf Tourney?
Posted by: Soona at April 06, 2011 01:36 PM (QMXsk)
Posted by: kbiel at April 06, 2011 01:37 PM (LdAWK)
The only good news is, she must be the last in her line. Because I can't see anybody wanting to reproduce with her.
At least not anybody in her species...
Posted by: LGoPs at April 06, 2011 01:37 PM (lHn6+)
Posted by: ya2daup at April 06, 2011 01:38 PM (UzjcV)
Posted by: ef at April 06, 2011 01:38 PM (c7Pp2)
Posted by: tmi3rd at April 06, 2011 01:38 PM (WRtsc)
Posted by: tmi3rd at April 06, 2011 01:39 PM (WRtsc)
Posted by: toby928™ at April 06, 2011 01:39 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: Ranier Wolfcastle at April 06, 2011 01:39 PM (4DoFz)
Speaking of important issues; when is Dear Leader going to make his pick kiss of death for winner of the Master's Golf Tourney?
Posted by: Soona at April 06, 2011 05:36 PM (QMXsk)
Ten bucks says he picks Woods. Douchebags tend to gravitate towards each other.
My money's on Mick.
Posted by: ErikW at April 06, 2011 01:39 PM (Wr0u7)
Oooh, thanks for the reminder. Gotta set up the DVR.
Last week's Houston Open was fun. Phil looked great on days 3 and 4.
Posted by: Y-not has skimmed some of the comments at April 06, 2011 01:40 PM (pW2o8)
Posted by: model_1066 at April 06, 2011 01:40 PM (VnECg)
Posted by: deadrody at April 06, 2011 01:41 PM (l9UkQ)
Posted by: Jozef S at April 06, 2011 01:41 PM (DCpHZ)
They said that the Houston course was designed to emulate Augusta, so apparently Phil doing well there really gives him an edge.
Posted by: Y-not has skimmed some of the comments at April 06, 2011 01:43 PM (pW2o8)
Posted by: ya2daup at April 06, 2011 01:43 PM (UzjcV)
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at April 06, 2011 01:44 PM (xy9wk)
My god. It's full of crunchy granola. Damn Ace, that shit hurt my eyes.
Posted by: CDR M at April 06, 2011 01:44 PM (JSetw)
Posted by: Greg at April 06, 2011 01:44 PM (PET8M)
/It's not her outward appearance that scares me, it's what inside her that is truly terrifying.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 06, 2011 01:45 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 06, 2011 01:45 PM (+61wI)
^^THAT PICTURE^^
is representative of the target audience for the "Dear Woman" video - those sad creatures who will NEVER be asked out on a date by an alpha male (or even a beta male), and who will be left to take what's leftover after the other women have found their mates (the omega males).
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 06, 2011 01:45 PM (nDXnz)
Posted by: maddogg at April 06, 2011 01:46 PM (OlN4e)
http://is.gd/vRV82N
Posted by: Devilish at April 06, 2011 01:46 PM (3eTJD)
Damn Ace, that shit hurt my eyes.
It cured my Hiccups!
brought to you by obscure puppehts 'r' us
Posted by: Jennifer Mee at April 06, 2011 01:46 PM (AxX05)
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 06, 2011 01:46 PM (/v6J+)
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 06, 2011 01:47 PM (/v6J+)
Posted by: nickless at April 06, 2011 01:48 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: mallfly at April 06, 2011 01:49 PM (bJm7W)
^^THAT PICTURE^^
is representative of the target audience for the "Dear Woman" video - those sad creatures who will NEVER be asked out on a date by an alpha male (or even a beta male), and who will be left to take what's leftover after the other women have found their mates (the omega males).
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 06, 2011 05:45 PM (nDXnz)
I'd hit it.
With a shovel.
Posted by: The Golf Male at April 06, 2011 01:49 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 06, 2011 05:45 PM (nDXnz)
Here you see how seemingly unrelated threads are brought into perfect juxtaposition to complete one another by the perspicacity of the fine minds here at AoSHQ! Where, but here? Where!
Posted by: ya2daup at April 06, 2011 01:49 PM (UzjcV)
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2011 01:49 PM (AxX05)
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 06, 2011 01:50 PM (/v6J+)
Posted by: JC at April 06, 2011 01:50 PM (Mnxnf)
is representative of the target audience for the "Dear Woman" video - those sad creatures who will NEVER be asked out on a date by an alpha male (or even a beta male), and who will be left to take what's leftover after the other women have found their mates (the omega males).
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 06, 2011 05:45 PM (nDXnz)
I just looked it up. Those are the exact career requirements for women seeking judgeship in the democrat party.
Posted by: Soona at April 06, 2011 01:51 PM (QMXsk)
So this thread is about fish?
Posted by: Donna at April 06, 2011 05:49 PM (bdE9c)
Still alive! Thanks for asking!
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at April 06, 2011 01:51 PM (UzjcV)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 06, 2011 05:45 PM (nDXnz)
Here you see how seemingly unrelated threads are brought into perfect juxtaposition to complete one another by the perspicacity of the fine minds here at AoSHQ! Where, but here? Where!
Posted by: ya2daup at April 06, 2011 05:49 PM (UzjcV)
make me go to the dictionary one more f'n time and I'm gonna get all upset and whatnot.
Posted by: tangonine at April 06, 2011 01:51 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: nickless at April 06, 2011 01:51 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 06, 2011 01:52 PM (cDRYC)
Posted by: Monty Burns at April 06, 2011 01:52 PM (AxX05)
No, wait, I meant Glen Campbell.
Posted by: nickless at April 06, 2011 05:50 PM (MMC8r)
No, you were right the first time. I find Glenn Close about as attractive as a basket of pureed rat dicks.
Posted by: maddogg at April 06, 2011 01:53 PM (OlN4e)
@12: "Isn't this one of them ..... spit upon his hands , hoist the black flag ... kinda moments ?"
What? You mean express displeasure at the advance of communism by any means stronger than a mildly-worded letter to the editor or an acerbic blog post? You forget yourself, sir!
Posted by: The American Right - We Hide With Pride at April 06, 2011 01:53 PM (xy9wk)
No, wait, I meant Glen Campbell.
Posted by: nickless at April 06, 2011 05:50 PM (MMC8r)
think you were dead on with the glenn close bit. Except she's got OMGFN HAIR on glenn. Both are as ugly as sin.
Posted by: tangonine at April 06, 2011 01:53 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 06, 2011 01:53 PM (/v6J+)
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2011 01:53 PM (VkQSq)
Posted by: Y-not has skimmed some of the comments at April 06, 2011 05:43 PM (pW2o
I think he's coming into his prime. His game has really come together over the past few years and I'd bet that he's going to go on a pretty impressive winning streak soon. He's been busting his ass big time.
Posted by: ErikW at April 06, 2011 01:54 PM (Wr0u7)
"Honestly, we should have acted on voter fraud first, then, after this election, worked on union reform."
Yes,any fucking idiot who has been paying attention for more than one election would know that we have to address the Democrats cheating in every motherfucking election.Just how many Reps and Senators are there through fraudulent voting?We know of several in just the last two elections.
Unfortunately,our side is infested with cowardly little fucks who don't want to upset the apple cart.You know,the "this is'nt the hill to die on" crowd.Well,now its too f'n late.I hold as many Republicans responsible for the coming catastrophe as I do the loser Dems.We LET THEM steal our country.
Posted by: vae victus at April 06, 2011 01:54 PM (oi4Yx)
Posted by: Detective Columbo at April 06, 2011 01:55 PM (XBM1t)
Posted by: Pat Summitt at April 06, 2011 01:58 PM (AxX05)
We aren't going to get voter fraud addressed until we can get some candidates with balls to win seats in public office.
*shines the Mama Grizzly beacon into the night sky*
Help's on the way, folks.....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 06, 2011 02:00 PM (nDXnz)
We aren't going to get voter fraud addressed until we can get some candidates with balls to win seats in public office.
Look at that picture. Balls might not be the answer.
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2011 02:01 PM (AxX05)
Posted by: Fritz at April 06, 2011 02:01 PM (FaFnu)
Posted by: ya2daup at April 06, 2011 05:49 PM (UzjcV)
make me go to the dictionary one more f'n time and I'm gonna get all upset and whatnot.
Posted by: tangonine
laughing... now i know what it means, but i'll never remember how it is spelled.
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2011 02:01 PM (h+qn8)
Anyone know what size shoe she wears?
Posted by: Rex Ryan at April 06, 2011 05:48 PM (AxX05)
KloppenHoppers 18XXL
Posted by: CatLady at April 06, 2011 02:01 PM (CyPWX)
Her eggs are definately without question past their due date.
Posted by: mpfs at April 06, 2011 02:02 PM (iYbLN)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 06, 2011 02:03 PM (XBM1t)
Posted by: Conservative Phantom at April 06, 2011 02:04 PM (ub509)
When our vote, the only peaceful means we have of controlling our government, becomes tainted and mute, our other options become severely limited.
Posted by: Soona at April 06, 2011 02:05 PM (QMXsk)
Posted by: Meghan McCain's veiny tits at April 06, 2011 02:06 PM (EYqhE)
Posted by: Homer Simpson at April 06, 2011 02:08 PM (qwK3S)
Her eggs are definately without question past their due date.
Posted by: mpfs at April 06, 2011 06:02 PM (iYbLN)
I think she's packin' spores and hangs out on the north side of tall trees.
Posted by: ontherocks at April 06, 2011 02:08 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 06, 2011 02:08 PM (UO6+e)
Posted by: CatLady at April 06, 2011 02:09 PM (CyPWX)
And when, not if, the fraud is found, those responsible should be put up against a fucking wall.
Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at April 06, 2011 02:09 PM (6IReR)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 06, 2011 05:02
Holy shit I almost pissed my pants with that one. lol
Posted by: Berserker at April 06, 2011 02:09 PM (gWHrG)
I expect that a thorough investigation, should it happen, reveal many discrepancies ... and give credibility to rumors ... like lots of ineligible same-day-registration voters, ineligible high-schoolers voting, etc.
We just need a thorough investigation ... one that investigates all stories, leads, evidence, etc.
Yes, I have a bad feeling about this ...
Posted by: Arbalest at April 06, 2011 02:09 PM (YUHpX)
Posted by: Richard Gere at April 06, 2011 02:10 PM (kUaEF)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 06, 2011 06:04 PM (UO6+e)
Love the AP's spin.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 06, 2011 02:10 PM (XBM1t)
Today, in this room I'm glad I'm not a Democrat woman.
You guys are harsh.
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2011 06:05 PM (h+qn
Com'on willow, you know you'd wrap that up in yesterday's paper and put it in the trash.
Posted by: dogfish at April 06, 2011 02:10 PM (NuPNl)
“You have two very different worlds in this state,” the governor said. “You have a world driven by Madison and a world driven by everybody else out across the state of Wisconsin, Walker said.
wausaudaily
Miss80's link
Paper is pretty one sided overall, they think a generally liberal state winning and election by 204 is as if it's a blow-out . sure we've all been repremanded harshly. heh
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2011 02:10 PM (h+qn8)
Posted by: right at April 06, 2011 02:11 PM (XF91n)
Posted by: CatLady at April 06, 2011 06:09 PM (CyPWX)
I don't think Veracity is located in any of the 57 states!
But it probably has a high speed rail station in the planning stages.
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 06, 2011 02:11 PM (DCpHZ)
Posted by: CatLady at April 06, 2011 02:11 PM (CyPWX)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 06, 2011 06:04 PM (UO6+e)
Love the AP's spin.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 06, 2011 02:11 PM (XBM1t)
Kloppenburg declared victory Wednesday, although the stateÂ’s election chief Kevin Kennedy said he fully expects the unofficial vote totals to change as local election officials verify the counts.
“There will be changes because this is a very human-driven process,” Kennedy said. “We expect mistakes.”
Posted by: by any other name at April 06, 2011 02:12 PM (H+LJc)
"...When will we learn."
we learn that lesson every election, and right afterwards the pols make sure we forget it.
the Dems will NEVER allow voters to be accurately and properly identified before they vote, if they did they would never win another election.
Posted by: Shoey at April 06, 2011 02:13 PM (473WA)
Posted by: Shoey at April 06, 2011 02:15 PM (473WA)
Posted by: by any other name at April 06, 2011 02:16 PM (H+LJc)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at April 06, 2011 02:16 PM (sO7/G)
Posted by: USS Diversity at April 06, 2011 02:17 PM (gJNMj)
You guys are harsh.
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2011 06:05 PM (h+qn
ZOMG! Your name is Willow? As in Willow Palin? You are SO TOTALLY not off limits! I'm going to write my next column about what a H8er you are. My fellow progressives love that.
Posted by: Meghan McCain's veiny tits at April 06, 2011 02:17 PM (EYqhE)
When our vote, the only peaceful means we have of controlling our government, becomes tainted and mute, our other options become severely limited.
1) We can all collectively sigh and go "Aw, shucks. Guess that's just how the chips fall"
or...
2) Spit on our hands and hoist the Black Flag...
Posted by: LGoPs at April 06, 2011 02:17 PM (lHn6+)
Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at April 06, 2011 02:17 PM (6IReR)
Posted by: by any other name at April 06, 2011 02:18 PM (H+LJc)
OT: A vote on the power of the EPA was taken earlier today.
H.R. 910-- 250-172
Purpose: "Providing for consideration of (H.R. 910) to amend the Clean Air Act to prohibit the Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency from promulgating any regulation concerning, taking action relating to, or taking into consideration the emission of a greenhouse gas to address climate change, for other purposes."
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 06, 2011 02:19 PM (UO6+e)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 06, 2011 05:02
Stone? Really? I would have thought she'd have rather the opposite effect.
Posted by: Retread at April 06, 2011 02:22 PM (CkXxf)
C'mon Conservatives and Republicans, You know darned well You guys cannot win against our magnificent ideas. Your ideas have been defeated. Please don't fight this, it's a waste of your time and money. Enjoy the blessings and sanity we have brought back to the world after that Horrid President Bush.
we've seen Wisconisn become 204 souls more Liberal. We are rejecting old fashioned ideas. You guys need to get with the Social program. Be fair and just to gvt, workers that have been held down for so long. Be grateful they work for a pittance and desire to do nothing more than be good workers and helpers for the children.
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2011 02:22 PM (h+qn8)
OT: A vote on the power of the EPA was taken earlier today.
H.R. 910-- 250-172
Purpose: "Providing for consideration of (H.R. 910) to amend the Clean Air Act to prohibit the Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency from promulgating any regulation concerning, taking action relating to, or taking into consideration the emission of a greenhouse gas to address climate change, for other purposes."
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 06, 2011 06:19 PM (UO6+e)
the House should just flood the Senate with bills like this, eventually the Senate will have no choice but to vote on at least some of them right?
Posted by: Shoey at April 06, 2011 02:24 PM (473WA)
Posted by: USS Diversity at April 06, 2011 02:25 PM (gJNMj)
Posted by: USS Diversity at April 06, 2011 06:25 PM (gJNMj)
That IS his sweat-moistened scrotum.
Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at April 06, 2011 02:25 PM (6IReR)
They've been floating bills like this every day, yet Harry Reid sits on his hands while whining about those mean Republicans.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 06, 2011 02:26 PM (UO6+e)
HR 910
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 06, 2011 06:19 PM (UO6+e)
Thanks for that update!
Did you see H. "Hognose" Waxman's (#6 I believe) and other Libtard admendments attached?
Don't get mad...
Posted by: CatLady at April 06, 2011 02:26 PM (CyPWX)
Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at April 06, 2011 02:28 PM (6IReR)
I think the best part of you went on to become a judge in Wisconsin.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 06, 2011 02:30 PM (McG46)
Posted by: Charles Dickens at April 06, 2011 02:30 PM (QKKT0)
Did you see H. "Hognose" Waxman's (#6 I believe) and other Libtard admendments attached?
Don't get mad...
No, but I can guess. Going to avoid looking at that one. We Texans have been hit by the EPA, so I have no use for the likes of Waxman.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 06, 2011 02:30 PM (UO6+e)
ease up you fartknockers, I find her visage rather soothing...
Posted by: Janet Reno's Dance Party at April 06, 2011 02:30 PM (473WA)
GOPBulletsForJesusAndOil 11 minutes ago (6:13 PM)
1133 Fans
S U C K IT baggers. This is only the beginning. 1.5 months ago, KloppenburÂÂg was unknown, and Pussier was a shoe in. Bagger-esqÂÂue cons are being recalled. And, this momentum is spreading to other states. See what REAL grassroots work looks like. And, thank you for galvanizinÂÂg the democrats like nobody ever could.
I hate the internet.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 06, 2011 02:30 PM (4dY5n)
Oh, I fuckin' quit.
It's never gonna happen, there was even a big push in California on this when I was a kid and it was ignored by the MSM and crushed by the power-mad politicians.
Even though it ALWAYS benefits the Democrats, the Republicans cave every time in hopes of getting crumbs.
We should be hammering these motherfuckers until they're all in pound-them-in-the-ass prison, but instead we're lucky if a flunky gets a slap on the wrist years later. Nobody gets excited except on the day it happens.
It's pretty clear from shouting about it since 2000 that I'm not gonna get anything but a heart attack if I keep on.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 06, 2011 02:31 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: USS Diversity at April 06, 2011 06:17 PM (gJNMj)
Yup. The blogoshere, talk shows, and everyday conversations tap-dance around the obvious when it comes to "what comes next" if voting becomes inconsequential. Civil war is closer now than at any time in my life, and I thought it was close in the 60's. Those days can't hold a flickering candle to the national division we're experiencing now.
Posted by: Soona at April 06, 2011 02:31 PM (QMXsk)
1)Voting for judges seems to be a process that puts political viewpoints ahead of neutral judicial decision making. We all know that judges have personal viewpoints that affect their decision making, but to have an open race which people are trying to affect the outcome of a specific case really seems way to political for the judical branch.
2) I hate that we always lose recounts. I've seen it too many times. We are not good at counting or insisting on fair counting I guess.
3) that woman is ugly.
Posted by: california red at April 06, 2011 02:37 PM (7uWb8)
Posted by: GarBear at April 06, 2011 02:37 PM (8WMjP)
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2011 06:22 PM (h+qn
Is the wind blowin' your direction, surely you jest, yes, tell Me you jest.
Posted by: CatLady at April 06, 2011 02:38 PM (CyPWX)
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2011 02:39 PM (h+qn8)
So what name is ACORN using these days?
The defunct political advocacy group ACORN has pleaded guilty to one count of an election law violation in Las Vegas, Nevada.
ACORN attorney Lisa Rasmussen told Fox News that a plea agreement was worked out with the state attorney general. The violation was for unlawfully providing compensation for registering voters based on the total number of people registered. Sentencing for the organization is set for Aug. 10, and the potential fine is a maximum of $5,000.
ACORN itself was named as a criminal defendant in the case for allegedly running an illegal voter registration scheme called "21," or "Blackjack," which paid ACORN workersarned bonuses based on the number of voters they registered in Nevada during the 2008 election.
This is the only case in the country in which ACORN itself was named as a felony defendant. The organization, a one-time community-based activist group, filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy after dozens of its workers allegedly committed voter fraud in cases that led to numerous convictions.
5000 dollars seems like a pretty cheap price to steal an election.
Posted by: runningrn at April 06, 2011 02:41 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: GarBear at April 06, 2011 06:37 PM (8WMjP)
Just remember, though. With all that new business will come a host of bizzarro-leftist Californians and Wisconsonians. Isn't Texas already suffering a bit from that syndrome?
Posted by: Soona at April 06, 2011 02:42 PM (QMXsk)
Posted by: robtr at April 06, 2011 02:45 PM (MtwBb)
What a God awful fucking place anyway. Fucking Wisconsin.
Posted by: Barbarian at April 06, 2011 02:46 PM (EL+OC)
Posted by: Soona at April 06, 2011 02:46 PM (QMXsk)
Posted by: Soona at April 06, 2011 02:50 PM (QMXsk)
Posted by: GarBear at April 06, 2011 06:37 PM (8WMjP)
Heh. I just wonder if any red states like Texas might fund a little left-wing craziness in other states as part of their plan to attract business.
Texans For Wisconsin Solidarity!
Posted by: FUBAR at April 06, 2011 02:51 PM (McG46)
Posted by: Richard Gere at April 06, 2011 02:55 PM (kUaEF)
Posted by: Paul at April 06, 2011 02:56 PM (DsHk0)
Wisconsin city that overwhelmingly went for prosser caught shredding ballots.
Posted by: robtr at April 06, 2011 06:45 PM (MtwBb)
Jeeeezus!
Posted by: Tami at April 06, 2011 02:57 PM (VuLos)
and you are fooling yourself if you don't think the wi supreme ct will block each and every thing the dems don't like. they play hardball. the gop doesn't.
Posted by: Greg at April 06, 2011 02:58 PM (A0Q4i)
How many of the votes for Frau neeeeiigh! were cast by living, legal citizens of the country and state who aren't also felons?
Funny how close, by-the-skin-of-the-teeth elections always come out in favor of the liberal. Predicted the outcome last night.
Voter fraud will never be resolved until we're all chipped and the votes are not touched by any human hand. At least, that is what it seems like at this moment. No one is willing to stand up to the Dems and stop their abuses.
Now, 'scuse me while I curl up in a corner and whimper for a couple hours while I wait for a spine to grow somewhere. Anywhere.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 03:04 PM (gH+Hj)
@49: ""Remember, as we always say, it's not who votes that counts, it's who counts the votes"."
Tell you what - I'll let you count the votes however you like. I just get to select the candidates. That is the real power in machine politics.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at April 06, 2011 03:13 PM (xy9wk)
Mark Belling,
April 6, 2011 Mark Belling is apparently a local radio host.
Posted by: Deanna at April 06, 2011 03:17 PM (nuLYH)
@71: "Only a picture of [fill in the blank] would complete this trifecta of progressive shehaggery.
I'll go first:
Only a picture of [Andrea Dworkin going down on a box of Ding Dongs (the food)] would complete this trifecta of progressive shehaggery.
-------------------------
Helloooooooooooooooo sailor!
Posted by: Bella Abzug sporting facials from a dozen syphlitic walruses at April 06, 2011 03:18 PM (xy9wk)
@122: "You can't dig a post hole in Russia without digging up remains of Stalin's victims. The left loves a mass murderer. Will they love the one that kills them?"
They seem pretty down with me and my minions.
Posted by: Mohammed (PBUM) at April 06, 2011 03:23 PM (xy9wk)
Posted by: Ken at April 06, 2011 03:29 PM (gNj1m)
@301: "Everyone needs to cheer the hell up! This election didn't really matter for the court, it mattered because it was basically a referendum on Walker's bill. A conservative court didn't stop Jim Doyle a whole lot.
And after months of union thugs screaming, protests, demagoguery, this-is-what-democracy-looks-like, teacher walk-outs, every poll assuring us that everybody's mind had changed between November and March, I was expecting to lose 60%-40%. We lost by 200 votes.
They poured EVERYTHING into this election, and managed to squeak it out by the skin of their lying teeth. It's not hyperbole to say that they had every goddam thing on the line, and we pretty much weren't even trying until a few days prior to the election."
Exactly! I mean, when you look at it, we really scored an overwhelming victory at Stalingrad. We utterly destroyed the city. We tied down hundreds of divisions of the Red Army from August '42-January '43. Those troops could have been used to attack us elsewhere, but we fixed 'em in place, forced them to fight for a ruined city, and killed nearly 2,000,000 of their finest men. All for the cost of a mere 200,000 of our own. That's 10 to 1, people! Ten to one!
Posted by: Oberkommando des Heeres Communique No. 43-2781 at April 06, 2011 03:35 PM (xy9wk)
Posted by: Ken at April 06, 2011 03:38 PM (gNj1m)
@317: "So when does the shooting start? I'm getting restless."
How's the 12th of Never for you? We're the Right. While we may not agree with their Glorious Socialist Revolution, we will never actually do anything to even mildly inconvenience it.
Also, did you happen to notice which side the police came down on in WI? I'll give you a little hint, it wasn't the pro-liberty side.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at April 06, 2011 03:41 PM (xy9wk)
Posted by: Xander Crews at April 06, 2011 03:44 PM (Uyx2V)
Wisconsin city that overwhelmingly went for prosser caught shredding ballots.
Posted by: robtr at April 06, 2011 06:45 PM (MtwBb)
omg!
Posted by: Shoey at April 06, 2011 03:54 PM (yCH89)
Posted by: FUBAR at April 06, 2011 04:00 PM (McG46)
Posted by: Tom McMahon at April 06, 2011 04:04 PM (eAkkL)
Posted by: Ken at April 06, 2011 04:10 PM (gNj1m)
@323: "Cops aren't supermen. They, too, bleed when shot."
If you can penetrate their body armor. If they don't get you first in a late night raid. Etc., etc., etc.
But more importantly, it's always been one of the cherished beliefs of the Right that, if and when it came to civil war, law enforcement and the military would be "on our side". Military, maybe; law enforcement, probably not. Beyond that, the numbers of people actually willing to take up arms against the Left would be miniscule - it would be the Little Bighorn, and the Right wouldn't be playing the part of the Indians.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at April 06, 2011 04:21 PM (xy9wk)
Posted by: Ken at April 06, 2011 04:22 PM (gNj1m)
Posted by: Justin at April 06, 2011 04:23 PM (u2ptR)
Posted by: Matt at April 06, 2011 04:48 PM (1ha9G)
Hey! They don't call me 'Jumpin' Joe' for nuttin!
...just kidding. If they call me anything it's off to the Gulag with them.
Posted by: Zombie Stalin at April 06, 2011 05:20 PM (ukbyp)
Posted by: Xoxotl at April 06, 2011 05:13 PM (CbVPH)
I hear you. That is a problem. How about simple succession?
Posted by: Zombie South Carolina at April 06, 2011 05:27 PM (ukbyp)
Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee
No, she doesn't. You still one ugly bitch. And stupid to boot.
Posted by: kansas at April 06, 2011 05:45 PM (nNgbi)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 06, 2011 07:07 PM (jLy8l)
If, after all that has transpired locally and nationally at the hands of leftists, Wisconsinites STILL can't refrain from voting for leftists and making elections close enough to be within the margin of cheating, then let the fucking place sink. Let the unions make their demands, and let the state government run its fucking deficits as high as they're willing to go.
All that needs to be remembered, and needs to be repeated over and over again in the House is NO BAILOUTS.
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at April 06, 2011 07:32 PM (kuSX+)
"But more importantly, it's always been one of the
cherished beliefs of the Right that, if and when it came to civil war,
law enforcement and the military would be "on our side".
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at April 06, 2011 08:21 PM (xy9wk)"
Sorry to burst your theory, but the average police officer would side with the right if it actually came to a fight. Please consider how often they are demonized by the left who in every instance tries find excuses for every criminal behavior. Oh yes, the concept of self deluded latte drinking socialist loons who are afraid of guns fighting for a cause in an actual battle is laughable. So is another American Civil War!
Posted by: Obama's People at April 06, 2011 07:36 PM (DOmQY)
Posted by: gargoyl at April 06, 2011 08:39 PM (v/HgX)
Not that it will happen. After all, these are Democrats -- whatever it takes to support the growth and security of the Privileged (public unions lifestyles) over the private sector worker bees.
Posted by: drfredc at April 07, 2011 09:00 AM (puRnk)
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Maybe the Republicans should go ahead and hold another vote for that collective bargaining bill.
Posted by: Terrye at April 06, 2011 12:54 PM (tYKoa)