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April 18, 2011

Labor-Union Flavored Ice Cream [dri]
— Open Blogger

The Wall Street Journal has an interesting article today about what happens when unions feel their special privileged status slipping away. The article, aptly titled: When Unions Get Desperate, contained a humorous tidbit. One of the union's strategies is to appeal to Ben & Jerry's to create a "labor-union flavored ice cream."

One wonders just what exactly "labor-union flavored ice cream" would taste like and what ingredients it would contain. Certainly it would contain nuts, grease, and wine. In the comments below, please make your suggestions. H/t weaselzippers.us

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1 Shit sammich flavor?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2011 11:39 AM (UOM48)

2 Jimmy Hoffa?

Posted by: Bitter.Von.Bitterson at April 18, 2011 11:40 AM (gQLr2)

3 I imagine it would taste like brass knuckles, and it would cause your teeth to fall out.

Posted by: BuckIV at April 18, 2011 11:42 AM (Ph9N2)

4 Brass knuckles and Terry Malloy's boxing gloves.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2011 11:42 AM (UlUS4)

5 "labor-union flavored" ice cream would be vanilla at 10x the cost. Only without any actual vanilla flavor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at April 18, 2011 11:42 AM (8y9MW)

Misspelled protest placards.

Do they have a flavor?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2011 11:43 AM (B+qrE)

7 Corleone's 'n Cream?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2011 11:44 AM (UlUS4)

Considering Ben & Jerry's is in Vermont, I wouldn't be surprised to see it happen.

Hmm... flavors... I don't know why, but I'm getting a strong feeling that lots and lots of lard would be involved.

Posted by: MWR at April 18, 2011 11:45 AM (4df7R)

9 Rainbow-PUSH pops

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2011 11:45 AM (UlUS4)

All you would get is an empty cup because the ice cream didn't show up for work,but you would still have to pay for it of course

Posted by: kj at April 18, 2011 11:46 AM (P/tet)

11 Sweat, Bud Lite, and the smell of Axe.

Posted by: joncelli at April 18, 2011 11:46 AM (RD7QR)

12 Human breast milk, so it will cost 10x as much and make it taste funny for no real good reason.

Posted by: OSUsux at April 18, 2011 11:46 AM (DFXmi)

13 Fear. It has a flavor.

Posted by: supercore at April 18, 2011 11:47 AM (bwV72)

14 Thug-nut

Posted by: Donna at April 18, 2011 11:47 AM (bdE9c)

15 Ben & Jerry's "Fuck You!!1111!!!" flavor of the month.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2011 11:47 AM (UOM48)

16 Union ice cream - it's thug-alicious.

Posted by: 141Driver at April 18, 2011 11:47 AM (/E3ql)

17 I thought there was a Z in zipper .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 18, 2011 11:47 AM (npr0X)

18 The School of Industrial and Labor Relations at Cornell University has an ice cream called Samuel Whoppers or something like that. The curriculum and student body are no longer all about labor, but gosh darn it we have the ice cream!

Posted by: FAB at April 18, 2011 11:48 AM (v85We)

19 Well, IF you can get it delivered to the store (barring any issues with truckers/transportation Unions) AND actually get it stocked (barring any issues with stockers and bagger Unions)... It would probably be real fluffy in texture and bright in color (IF the Union QC tester at B&J's actually made it to work the day your tub was filled) but contain no actual substance, taste like shit and cost three or four times as much as your already favorite brand of non-Union approved ice cream. On the positive side, you'll be able to use the container at your next Union sponsored protest as it will come pre-printed with such clever invective as "Koch Suckers".

Posted by: catmman at April 18, 2011 11:48 AM (DTzwU)

20 Crow with humble pie, force-fed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2011 11:48 AM (UlUS4)

21 It would cost 4 times as much as regular ice-cream, the lid won't come off properly, and it will taste like shit.

Posted by: ATaLien now a COadian at April 18, 2011 11:48 AM (2p0vz)

I can imagine the protest marches already...

Protesters: (chanting) I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

*Protesters raise middle fingers to the sky*

Protesters: FUCK YOU, Haagen-Daaz!

Posted by: MWR at April 18, 2011 11:48 AM (4df7R)

23 The ice cream would be mostly flavored with tears. Mostly.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 18, 2011 11:49 AM (aUpU1)

24 Molotov Cocktail, with shards of broken glass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2011 11:49 AM (UOM48)

25 Scott Walkers ass-flava, bitches!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2011 11:49 AM (UlUS4)

it comes with six highly paid guys that just stand there and watch you eat it.

Posted by: kj at April 18, 2011 11:49 AM (P/tet)

Fear. It has a flavor.

The Anti-Pudding.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 18, 2011 11:50 AM (XdlcF)

28 "You'll eat it and like it, bitches."

Posted by: Union Thug at April 18, 2011 11:51 AM (UOM48)

it comes with six highly paid guys that just stand there and watch you eat it.

Posted by: kj at April 18, 2011 03:49 PM (P/tet)

Okay, THAT made me snort.

Posted by: MWR at April 18, 2011 11:51 AM (4df7R)

30 Is Scott Walker involved in a nepotism flap? I just heard that in class.

Posted by: Truman North at April 18, 2011 11:51 AM (G5JPI)

>>it comes with six highly paid guys that just stand there and watch you eat it.

stop you from eating it yourself due to union rules

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 18, 2011 11:52 AM (XdlcF)

32 Norma-Raisin?

Posted by: Alamo at April 18, 2011 11:52 AM (m/tN9)

33 Gold Brickle

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2011 11:52 AM (UlUS4)

34 Michael Moore ass sweat sundae?

Posted by: FAB at April 18, 2011 11:52 AM (v85We)

SEIU shirts are purple, right?

Purple people eater flavor?

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 18, 2011 11:52 AM (XdlcF)

36 Bits 'O' Hoffa

Posted by: Beto at April 18, 2011 11:53 AM (H+LJc)

37 32. Nice! I was trying to tie in Sister Bertrille.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2011 11:53 AM (UlUS4)

38 Thugberry Pension topped with Political Pralines.

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 18, 2011 11:53 AM (7+pP9)

2 day old underwear and lots of ass.

Posted by: Talibill at April 18, 2011 11:53 AM (WEWGu)

Well, IF you can get it delivered to the store (barring any issues with truckers/transportation Unions) AND actually get it stocked (barring any issues with stockers and bagger Unions)...

With above mentioned problems, you'll just be able to call it:

"Milk"

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 18, 2011 11:55 AM (XdlcF)

41 based on the undercover news story about the workers in Detroit sneaking out at lunch time it would have a high content of HCG, pabst and a mad dog topping.

Posted by: Talibill at April 18, 2011 11:55 AM (WEWGu)

42 Scabs. Not the blood clots, mind you. Actual scabs.

Posted by: JoeInMD at April 18, 2011 11:56 AM (PIahf)

43 Dead fish, Jimmy Hoffa's liver, Saul Alinski's toenails ground into an ice cream pate and sprinkled lighted with Karl Marx's beard. Mmm. Delicioso!

Since presentation is important, it will be placed in a cup printed with a genuine copy of Obama's birth certificate.

Yes, and if you are wondering it will be made under a union contract funded by taxpayers (hey, it's a green job) which includes collective bargaining rights for a new pair of shoes each year.

Posted by: Marcus at April 18, 2011 11:56 AM (CHrmZ)

44 How does one create "feces flavor"?

Posted by: curious at April 18, 2011 11:56 AM (k1rwm)

45 Unflavored ice cream base thats not been churned long enough and tossed in the freezer. Would match union labor perfectly: half assed and poor results.

Posted by: a_feral_duck at April 18, 2011 11:57 AM (P7xkj)

46 TARP flavored

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2011 11:57 AM (UlUS4)

47 Molotov Madness? Wisconsin Wintergreen Wingnut? Cement Shoe Crunch?

Posted by: catmman at April 18, 2011 11:57 AM (DTzwU)

48 ...and served in a cement overshoe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2011 11:57 AM (UlUS4)

Posted by: curious at April 18, 2011 03:56 PM

They could call it 2 union girls and a cup...

Posted by: Talibill at April 18, 2011 11:57 AM (WEWGu)

50 ohh lord I have to stop thinking about this - I need to eat dinner sometime tonight...

Posted by: Talibill at April 18, 2011 11:58 AM (WEWGu)

51 How about a seniority based ingredients system. Only the oldest and stalest ingredients are used. Spoiled milk, sour eggs, etc.

Posted by: joeindc44 at April 18, 2011 11:59 AM (QxSug)

52 John L. Lewis' Taint.

Posted by: Alamo at April 18, 2011 11:59 AM (m/tN9)

53 Labor union brand, in new "marxist ass" flavor.

Posted by: Berserker at April 18, 2011 12:00 PM (FMbng)

54 This reminds of something that Mark Steyn once said in some completely different context (that I can no longer remember): if you mix half a gallon of vanilla ice cream with half a gallon of excrement, the result is going to taste a lot more like excrement than vanilla ice cream. And so no matter what they mix in when coming up with the recipe for labor union ice cream the result will be unfortunate.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at April 18, 2011 12:02 PM (7EV/g)

55 Try our new regional "Wisconsin Labor Dispute" ice cream! (Only available in Illinois.)

Posted by: davidr at April 18, 2011 12:02 PM (ONqbz)

56 Paper mache

Posted by: mpfs, really anti-social today at April 18, 2011 12:02 PM (iYbLN)

57 41 based on the undercover news story about the workers in Detroit sneaking out at lunch time it would have a high content of HCG, pabst and a mad dog topping.

Posted by: Talibill at April 18, 2011 03:55 PM (WEWGu)

...with a dash of Parliament Lights.

Posted by: The guy who shouts, at April 18, 2011 12:04 PM (r3bZe)

58 Of course, you'd have to open 3 supervisory containers just to get to it.

Posted by: davidr at April 18, 2011 12:05 PM (ONqbz)

59 How about ; Choke Berry, or Hot Fudge-U Sundae, or Sour Grape Ripple,
Arm and Hammer Soda,

Posted by: San at April 18, 2011 12:06 PM (fFn9y)

And so no matter what they mix in when coming up with the recipe for labor union ice cream the result will be unfortunate.

I'm going to need a million dollar gov't grant to confirm this.

And another million to determine the effects of global warming on ice cream of different flavors. _{But mostly chocolate.}

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 18, 2011 12:06 PM (XdlcF)

61 Lead Pipe. From the Good Rats song Local Zero - Up the local unions Up the bosses too Scratching each others backs and laughing At you. Masses on our way Stick together now Lead pipes Breaking heads

Posted by: lawdvd at April 18, 2011 12:07 PM (UpdGw)

62 "dulce de leeches" -- although "thug-nut" was oddly brilliant

Posted by: Ira at April 18, 2011 12:07 PM (bJm7W)

Union version of Rocky road: bits of cinderblock, like the ones dropped off of an oeverpass during a union thug strike, one of which went through the window of a car and killed a toddler in her child seat.

"It's for the children"

Posted by: Ben&Jerry sold out to Unilever at April 18, 2011 12:07 PM (6rX0K)

if you want it to stay frozen more than eight hours or on weekends its really going to cost you

Posted by: kj at April 18, 2011 12:07 PM (P/tet)

65 it comes with six highly paid guys

Let's see. One guy to carry the container. One to open the container. One to bring the spoon, who hands off the spoon to another guy to scoop out the ice cream. One guy to drive the other 5 guys, and one guy to supervise. He's the guy with the clipboard.

And if you even DARE to open the container by yourself, all 6 guys sit down and refuse to work because you violated the contract.

Posted by: CUS at April 18, 2011 12:07 PM (wOGfT)

66 Sundae, Bloody Sundae

Posted by: definitely not U2 at April 18, 2011 12:09 PM (vkdXW)

67
One of the union's strategies is to appeal to Ben & Jerry's to create a "labor-union flavored ice cream."

Oh yeah. Would that be "Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream which has been owned by multinational conglomerate Unilever since 2000"?

Who's the unions' PR guy, Forrest Gump?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2011 12:11 PM (sBoN3)

68 It will taste like this picture.

http://tinyurl.com/4ywmkjg

Posted by: mpfs, really anti-social today at April 18, 2011 12:11 PM (iYbLN)

69 No Chocolate Pieces, No Justice flavor

Posted by: dri at April 18, 2011 12:11 PM (4uWkx)

70 Leave The Gun The Cannoli Flavor

Posted by: mpfs, really anti-social today at April 18, 2011 12:13 PM (iYbLN)

71 THE= TAKE THE

Posted by: mpfs, really anti-social today at April 18, 2011 12:14 PM (iYbLN)

72 21 It would cost 4 times as much as regular ice-cream, the lid won't come off properly,

lol. We always had trouble with B&J's ice cream lids when we still bought it. My recollection is that the lid trouble began around the same time as their "One Percent for Peace" campaign. (Remember that? Supposedly 1% of their profits went for some sort of "peace initiative.")

We always thought it should have been 1% for Lids.

Posted by: Y-not at April 18, 2011 12:14 PM (pW2o8)

73 "triple cripple ripple" -- in honor of those hard-working fellows who beat up the tracherous black guy trying to make a living by selling flags.

Posted by: mallfly at April 18, 2011 12:14 PM (bJm7W)

74 Skittles

Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 18, 2011 12:15 PM (7b8YW)

75 Baracky Road*

_{^{* This flavor brought to you by the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act}}

Posted by: definitely not U2 at April 18, 2011 12:16 PM (vkdXW)

triple cripple ripple

Sundae, Bloody Sundae

I am in awe of these.

Posted by: Ben&Jerry sold out to Unilever at April 18, 2011 12:16 PM (6rX0K)

77 AFSCME if I Caramel

Posted by: dri at April 18, 2011 12:19 PM (4uWkx)

78 "we found jimmy" flavor (gristle and cordite)

Posted by: nine coconuts at April 18, 2011 12:20 PM (uz3hs)

79 oh man, I was laughing so hard reading these, thanks for the Monday pick me up everyone! My contribution Scofflaw Entitled IceCream U, only available in purple

Posted by: oneforthegipper at April 18, 2011 12:20 PM (lqrLr)

80 Hoffa's Heavenly Chunk - Jersey Bog Peat

Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2011 12:24 PM (GwPRU)

81 "dulce de leaches" FTW! Also, a half pint would come in a room temperature gallon container, costing $10.

Posted by: joeindc44 at April 18, 2011 12:27 PM (QxSug)

82 You would have to buy the package that's past the expiration date because it has seniority.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 18, 2011 12:28 PM (T0NGe)

83 I don't know about the flavor, but you would only be able to buy the ice cream on a monthly subscription plan. You sign up and pay for one quart a month, they send you a quart whenever they feel like it. When you cancel, you still have to pay 90% of the subscription rate every month, they just don't send you any ice cream at all any more.. If you complain about any of this, they send people over to protest in front of your house.

Posted by: Brendan at April 18, 2011 12:29 PM (saRwI)

84 Pistachio flavored. Red dyed pistachio. Stained from the blood on their hands. Nutty and very salty. Salty from the fat sweat of their union goons. And salty since I think blood is a bit salty.

Posted by: Keven at April 18, 2011 12:29 PM (UMRed)

85 Sour grape flavor. Or rotten apples. Cordially...

Posted by: Rick at April 18, 2011 12:30 PM (Gfgj6)

86 Bitter Big Con

Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2011 12:31 PM (7sQ6G)

87 Ben & Jerry's Spittle, Bile, & Anus - It's a gastronomical trip, man.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 18, 2011 12:34 PM (Ilc9V)

88 Is Scott Walker involved in a nepotism flap? I just heard that in class.

Posted by: Truman North at April 18, 2011 03:51 PM (G5JPI)

Got a liberal asswipe for a professor?

Posted by: Steph at April 18, 2011 12:37 PM (AkdC5)

89 Featherbed flavor.

Posted by: Lazarus Long at April 18, 2011 12:42 PM (Pmc9i)

90 Something sour and extremely bitter. Melts away before you can taste it, though somehow the taste lingers for years.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 18, 2011 12:45 PM (081kp)

91 Cement shoes

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at April 18, 2011 12:48 PM (YmPwQ)

92 "Union electrician who's worn the same underwear for a week." Yum......

Posted by: Joejm65 at April 18, 2011 12:49 PM (rynqC)

93 Vomit.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 18, 2011 12:50 PM (bxiXv)

94
Turds and concrete.....

Posted by: crowsting at April 18, 2011 12:51 PM (61BD9)

95 Kenneth Gladney

Posted by: Tongueboy at April 18, 2011 01:06 PM (+pG+2)

Tastes exactly like any other brand, but costs 3x as much. The package is oddly shaped, so it doesn't fit well or stand upright in your freezer. When advertised as 'new and improved' the only thing that changes (besides the price increase!) is the carton's artwork.

Contains: as many artificial ingredients as possible, while maintaining 'food' status; no essential vitamins or minerals, but plenty of fat and calories. Has the maximum allowable contamination due to minimum adherence to sanitation standards during processing/handling.

Satisfaction is not guaranteed--no refunds. If you don't like it, you may file a grievance at any nlrb office. Your complaint will then be denied by a panel of hacks who will send you a bill for their time (padded, of course) spent considering your complaint. Meanwhile, picketing thugs will surround your house and follow you everywhere you go, while others constantly make harrassing phone calls.

Posted by: stillwater at April 18, 2011 01:15 PM (0GpN4)

It'd taste like a milkshake.

Somebody else's milkshake.

Posted by: West at April 18, 2011 01:17 PM (1Rgee)

98 It would prolly taste like thong worn by Moochell Soetoro for a week. It may smell like Lahbsta, but it ain't.

Posted by: John Smith at April 18, 2011 01:22 PM (7cXE7)

99 Sour milk and unicorn skittles with chunky dead monkeys.

Posted by: Kemp at April 18, 2011 01:23 PM (JpFM9)

100 98 Dude, you just spoiled my appetite for the next two days week.

Posted by: stillwater at April 18, 2011 01:24 PM (0GpN4)

101 The only way to make real "labor-union flavored ice cream"is with real labor union members, ground to a fine mash.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 18, 2011 01:24 PM (BOojr)

102

ground to a fine mash.

They'd make better booze than ice cream, wouldn't they? Would probably be safer to ingest, too.

Posted by: stillwater at April 18, 2011 01:28 PM (0GpN4)

103 It will cost $25 for a cone but, don't worry, the richest guy on line is forced to pay "his fair share," i.e., it's on him.

Posted by: Matt at April 18, 2011 01:29 PM (1ha9G)

104 Unless, of course, the richest guy on line is a union member. But then, he doesn't even have to stand on line. They take his order and serve it to him, as per his contract.

Posted by: Matt at April 18, 2011 01:30 PM (1ha9G)

105

@66 - Sundae, Bloody Sundae

Brilliant!

Posted by: Daisy at April 18, 2011 01:33 PM (T0ga9)

106

Wow, these are all so good! I've got nothing!

(Bowing down to you smart morons)

Posted by: runningrn at April 18, 2011 01:53 PM (ihSHD)

107 If it's made by union members, it's going to have an extremely high fat content and lots of cigarette ash mixed with some really bad coffee.

Posted by: runningrn at April 18, 2011 01:54 PM (ihSHD)

108 bits of knuckle-sandwich and tons of shut-up juice

Posted by: joeindc44 at April 18, 2011 02:05 PM (QxSug)

109

Wine??

I think you meant 'whine'...

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at April 18, 2011 02:13 PM (+3fAP)

110 Coffee (Party) Ice Cream: they don't actually have any, but a big shipment is supposed to arrive any day now.

Posted by: Matt at April 18, 2011 02:14 PM (1ha9G)

111 AND...tin foil wrapping around cone makes a lovely hat when you're done!

Posted by: Matt at April 18, 2011 02:16 PM (1ha9G)

112 Club Sandwich with Seizure Salad on the Side Glass of Punch Pound Cake for Dessert

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at April 18, 2011 02:18 PM (Pzf4N)

113 They give you melted ice cream and blame global warming.

Posted by: Matt at April 18, 2011 02:20 PM (1ha9G)

114 It would have to have a steroid infused to get that he-man rage going that will even go batshit crazy when a 14 year old girl speaks.

Posted by: madamex at April 18, 2011 02:21 PM (ice9D)

115 Assless Chaps..

Posted by: Paladin at April 18, 2011 02:22 PM (nmc9V)

116 I dont know whats in it, but my knees always ache after eating it

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 18, 2011 02:27 PM (FIDMq)

117 Could be called "Ben and Jerry's blood n pubes flavor"

Posted by: Hawk777 at April 18, 2011 02:27 PM (KLjOE)

118 And you get a super serving of rainbow sprinkles: "Oh man, a double rainbow! Wow! Oh, mannnnnnnn! I don't believe it! Ohhhhhhh......."

Posted by: Matt at April 18, 2011 02:28 PM (1ha9G)

119 "Trumka's Delight"

Posted by: Matt at April 18, 2011 02:33 PM (1ha9G)

120 Janet Neopolitano

Posted by: Roman Moroni at April 18, 2011 02:37 PM (jn8Kq)

121 Gonna call it 'Red Whine' and it will taste like ass.

Posted by: Bill Johnson at April 18, 2011 02:38 PM (9X1+H)

122 Obama sez: "The blue ice cream is half the price of the red ice cream and tastes just as good. So we'll save lots of money by just giving you blue ice cream."

Posted by: Matt at April 18, 2011 02:49 PM (1ha9G)

123 Not sure what it tastes like, but the eggs are $10/carton. And the vanilla's from China.

Posted by: not the droid you seek at April 18, 2011 02:53 PM (zQTMd)

124 I thought there was a Z in zipper .

Ain't nothing in my zipper. Well, not anymore; dang that hurts.

Posted by: Where's the Weasel? at April 18, 2011 02:59 PM (kGCjj)

125 It tastes like shit.

Posted by: Abolish the Teachers Union at April 18, 2011 03:08 PM (0fzsA)

126 AFSCME if I Caramel Posted by: dri at April 18, 2011 04:19 PM (4uWkx) SO FULL OF WIN!

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 18, 2011 03:12 PM (mHQ7T)

127 You can read the Ben & Jerry's mission statement on the website. What a mess! It starts out, "...to improve the quality of life locally, nationally and internationally," and finally gets around to "...operate the Company (sic) on a sustainable financial basis of profitable growth, increasing value for our stakeholders..." Hey dudes, which is it going to be? You wanna save the world or sell ice cream? If I invest in a company, I want a return on my investment. If I donate to a charity, I'm paying for work to be done for a cause I believe in. I'm able to give to B from the money I get from A. But B&J doesn't get this concept. This is how BP fucked up. They tried to be "Beyond Petroleum" and spouted New Age baby talk about saving the planet. They were so beyond petroleum they couldn't give a shit about getting it out of the ground safely, thus they took a big shit on the planet instead of saving it.

Posted by: Matt at April 18, 2011 03:14 PM (1ha9G)

128 126 AFSCME if I Caramel Posted by: dri at April 18, 2011 04:19 PM (4uWkx) SO FULL OF WIN! Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 18, 2011 07:12 PM (mHQ7T) That would also make a great OPI nail polish color.

Posted by: not the droid you seek at April 18, 2011 03:25 PM (zQTMd)

129

Despair

Posted by: houndofdoom at April 18, 2011 03:52 PM (CFrIf)

130 Union flavored ice cream? I figure pubic hair is gonna be involved somehow.

Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2011 04:33 PM (4q6A5)

131 Macaroon Goon

Posted by: mghorning at April 18, 2011 04:38 PM (4luw8)

132 Is Ben and Jerry's even a union shop? I don't buy their ice cream anyway, probably got patchouli oil in it.

Posted by: chewydog at April 18, 2011 04:52 PM (dVE1a)

133 The stink would be so bad that no one will touch it.

What's the slogan? "I said LICK IT!"

Posted by: Cooter at April 18, 2011 04:59 PM (aK79B)

134 It tastes like blood, which is what unions suck out of this country. Like the ticks they are... parasites without a care for the host.

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at April 18, 2011 05:57 PM (hfWKa)

135

Already been done. Marketing ad is on the internet as "Two Girls, One Cup".

(Warning... if somehow you haven't seen that video, do NOT go looking for it. Trust me... you don't want to watch it.)

Posted by: malclave at April 18, 2011 06:03 PM (OCRaO)

136 NeoNapolitano. And those chunks AREN'T pistachios. If I'd have to guess, I'd say they're green shoots. From Obama's ass. From where he talks most of the time.

Posted by: The Dude, He ain't abidin' at April 18, 2011 07:55 PM (x1k6f)

137

I say model it after the Big Mac...two all shit paddies, (100%, USDA inpsected) 'special sauce' (urine, left left over from the buckets full of defecation/ urine mix, from the Union thuggery at the Wiscinsin/ Ohio/ Illinois/ Indiana State Houses, stale pickled eggs, 'let us', cheese to go along with their whine, from all the shit they eat on a regular basis, all piled together atop a "seseme street" bun!!!

They seem to live in some type of fantasy world...where we the tax payers are somehow beholding to them for the privilege of working for us??? Where else, in a normal/ common sense type of arrangement, could the employee EVER dictate to the employer (US) the terms under which they'll work...there are approximately 30,000,000 US citizens out of work today who would gladly replace them tomorrow and probably never once complain about having to purchase their own health care bennies with and from the wages these lazy, over-paid, under-worked, entitlement demanding, pocket puppets seem to feel is their due!!!

What they ought to be angry about is the magically disappearing pensions they paid into that Stearns and Trumpka gave to the very dems who claim to support them yet turned around and ass fucked them just like the union reps did!

These unions keep going on and on about jobs that are falling off faster then ticks and fleas off a road killed dog, then want to find a way to employ the invaders, over Americans, for what few decent jobs are left....if this isnt doublespeak, nothing is!!!

Posted by: Kelly at April 19, 2011 06:37 PM (vXZRU)

138 Tasting that week old rancid sewer gas and smelling like limburger cheese and the flavor of anchovies EEEEYYYIUUUCCCCKKK

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at April 19, 2011 08:43 PM (vA9ld)

139 crushed-nuts flavor

Posted by: bob at April 20, 2011 03:49 AM (QQWth)

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