February 26, 2011
— Ace Losing major cities? Bad.
Losing oil-rich coasts? Worse.
Losing your paid big-breasted "nurse"? It's over.
And I'm not just being silly -- Gadaffy presumably has much more control over this prostitute than the average man in the street of Tripoli. She's close to him, she's important to him, and as he says, "I either rule you or I kill you."
So now she's splitting. Possibly with his approval, but if that's the case, he knows he's done. And if he's not insisting she go down, Eva Braun style, with him, maybe he's thinking about sparing Tripoli his last bloodbath, too.
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Posted by: Soothsayer at February 26, 2011 10:39 AM (uFokq)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at February 26, 2011 10:44 AM (kM3n4)
hellllllllllllllllo nurse!
i could use a huge boobed nurse (yeah, she's off island again, i'm safe)
Posted by: animaicsjoe at February 26, 2011 10:45 AM (pYurd)
Posted by: Silvio Berlusconi at February 26, 2011 10:45 AM (MYuEC)
Posted by: Truman North at February 26, 2011 10:48 AM (8ay4x)
ever watch Are You Being Served?
the old guy, Mr Grace, had one of those 'nurses'
hahahaha! Totally forgot about that.
However, I'm pretty sure Mr. Grace is much more charming than Kolonel K.
Although Kolonel K might be more entertaining overall.
Posted by: shibumi at February 26, 2011 10:48 AM (OKZrE)
So now she's splitting. Possibly with his approval, but if that's the case, he knows he's done. And if he's not insisting she go down, Eva Braun style, with him, maybe he's thinking about sparing Tripoli his last bloodbath, too.
Hmmmm... Well, I see it this way. The man has serious business to attend to. So who cares about what the whore does? She's just a whore.
Or as Clarence Boddicker would say...
Posted by: ed at February 26, 2011 10:48 AM (Y2WVW)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 26, 2011 10:49 AM (G/uDq)
The nurse could have become a Labian national hero. Hit the reset button and be Nurse Ratched for a day by cutting off Ga-Daffy's love stick and watching him bleed oil. It would have been a befitting end, and she could have become the Lorena Bobbitt of Labia.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at February 26, 2011 10:53 AM (ZHsNw)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 26, 2011 10:56 AM (G/uDq)
Posted by: huerfano at February 26, 2011 11:00 AM (2pEj7)
Posted by: dagny at February 26, 2011 11:00 AM (IQ4iw)
Posted by: Insidious Sid at February 26, 2011 11:00 AM (MNYI+)
Posted by: curious at February 26, 2011 11:03 AM (p302b)
To hell with her: I want to know where Ali al-Megrahi is. Any chance of our laying our hands on him?
Posted by: Brown Line at February 26, 2011 11:09 AM (YcLST)
Posted by: curious at February 26, 2011 03:03 PM (p302b)
Years ago my best friend's brother was in the navy. We went down to see him and it was not long after the bombing in Beirut. All security on naval bases had been assigned to Marines and anyone running the gate was to be shot. The night before we got there a sailor had blow the gate in his car and a Marine Guard nailed him through the back of the head with a single shot.
Posted by: Rocks at February 26, 2011 11:10 AM (Q1lie)
She'll make millions.
Posted by: sifty at February 26, 2011 11:11 AM (Q6tnr)
To hell with her: I want to know where Ali al-Megrahi is. Any chance of our laying our hands on him?
This guy needs the good 'ol U.A.V. Enema.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2011 11:12 AM (Xy1Zh)
Posted by: sifty at February 26, 2011 11:15 AM (Q6tnr)
Posted by: Benito M., whose Rip is no longer Torn at February 26, 2011 11:15 AM (UqKQV)
Posted by: Burn the Apostrophers at February 26, 2011 11:16 AM (DLxD/)
You can't handle the nude photos of here and Muamar K !!!!!111!!!!!!
Muamar K's johnson swerves hard left, IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: her agent, whose Rip is no longer Torn at February 26, 2011 11:18 AM (UqKQV)
Posted by: SGT Dan at February 26, 2011 11:21 AM (HBTr7)
their Snack Bar had the best hamburger anywhere outside North America
( them Canadians can make a mean burger when they try--especially at Terminal 5 in Toronto Airport )
Posted by: groundpounder who appreciates USAF food, and whose Rip is no longer Torn at February 26, 2011 11:21 AM (UqKQV)
Posted by: Randy and Phil Collins at February 26, 2011 11:27 AM (Q6tnr)
Posted by: Drive by Martin Sheen at February 26, 2011 11:27 AM (sJTmU)
Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2011 02:53 PM (M9Ie6)
Whoa - I just totally deployed all of my ground ordinance........
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at February 26, 2011 11:30 AM (hempZ)
Snopes was trying to see how many folks were willing to accept patent BS as fact just because a (supposedly) authoritative source says it's true.
Posted by: Steck at February 26, 2011 11:30 AM (RL7U1)
Posted by: RushBabe at February 26, 2011 11:30 AM (urYpw)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at February 26, 2011 11:33 AM (xdHzq)
Yep. I was going to say something -- glad someone did.
Posted by: Y-not at February 26, 2011 11:36 AM (pW2o8)
Snopes was trying to see how many folks were willing to accept patent BS as fact just because a (supposedly) authoritative source says it's true.
Posted by: Steck at February 26, 2011 03:30 PM (RL7U1)
Snopes is not exactly a reputable site anyway. Take everything they write with a giant dose of salt.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at February 26, 2011 11:36 AM (afWhQ)
I might add that it's no wonder she moved to Labia. She'd be considered ugly in the Ukraine.
Posted by: Soona at February 26, 2011 11:38 AM (+yLk4)
Oh, and, that J.B. Holmes guy seems like a jerk.
Posted by: Y-not at February 26, 2011 11:38 AM (pW2o8)
Posted by: Wm T Sherman at February 26, 2011 11:40 AM (5YgO+)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2011 11:42 AM (jS/Rl)
You should look into renai.
Know someone who did over a house. They put one in for the kids and one for the master bedroom. this is a guy who likes his hot hot showers and was keeping a 75 gallon, I think, it was humongous, hot water heater and it was replaced by two of these hanging on the basement wall. They have 6 teenagers in the house and the two parents and before if everyone took showers after one another someone always got a cold shower. Now they can do that and everyone gets a hot shower.
Posted by: curious at February 26, 2011 11:43 AM (p302b)
Posted by: RushBabe
Home Depot? Lowe's? Someplace that will deliver the thing to your door.
A little trick. When removing the old/broken water heater, get a wet/dry shop vac and suck out the last 5-8 gallons in the bottom of the water heater (use duct tape to seal the hose to the drain spigot). That water in the bottom weighs 40-60 lb, and is a bear to haul out to the curb with all that dead weight in it.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 26, 2011 11:43 AM (sJTmU)
Posted by: Y-not at February 26, 2011 11:43 AM (pW2o8)
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at February 26, 2011 11:43 AM (y3wz3)
Posted by: InsolentPuppy at February 26, 2011 11:46 AM (w+76y)
http://tinyurl.com/67u8jn7
You may want to go with one of those in-line electric heaters if you need such a large capacity. P.A. did a thread on installing those last year.
Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2011 11:46 AM (M9Ie6)
If you go for a conventional hot water heater my friend who joined his dad's plumbing business was talking the other night about getting a stainless steel hot water heater. He said the upfront cost, like for the rinai, are more but, in the long run, the water stays very much hotter so your costs drop. He explained it to us by saying "isn't your best tea pot stainless steel"? We were discussing this cause one of my friend's mom has to replace her hot water heater.
Posted by: curious at February 26, 2011 11:48 AM (p302b)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 26, 2011 11:48 AM (G/uDq)
http://tinyurl.com/4traxyt
I replaced mine a few years ago. It was easy as hell. Of course mine was electric and I have PVC pipe which all makes it a lot easier.
The hardest part was getting rid of the old one. The hardware store charged me $5.00 disposal fee but I had to still get rid of it myself. The $5.00 fee is just another tax the county charges.
Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2011 11:51 AM (M9Ie6)
Posted by: elspeth at February 26, 2011 11:53 AM (X2HJi)
Posted by: timothy at February 26, 2011 11:54 AM (3n+PA)
Posted by: Insidious Sid at February 26, 2011 11:55 AM (MNYI+)
Posted by: curious at February 26, 2011 11:55 AM (p302b)
Posted by: fluffy at February 26, 2011 11:55 AM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: RushBabe at February 26, 2011 12:01 PM (urYpw)
Posted by: Anachronda at February 26, 2011 12:04 PM (6fER6)
OT From the Comcast Home Page:
The obsession among MSNBC’s talk personalities with the ravings of their higher-rated rivals on Fox News Channel continued Thursday night with MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell picking apart FNC’s Glenn Beck – again.
I'm not sure what bothers me about this-- that these two are spedning time feuding (although in O'Donnell's defense, it's a good thing to feud up), that Comcast finds it to be a good bit of news-slash-gossip, or that the article seems to defend Beck while calling his show "ravings" and laughing behind their hands at MSNBC's stunted ratings.
Or something else entirely...
Posted by: Truman North at February 26, 2011 12:08 PM (8ay4x)
Posted by: sifty at February 26, 2011 12:08 PM (Q6tnr)
Posted by: Truman North at February 26, 2011 12:09 PM (8ay4x)
gee wiz, all I got was a smelly old cigar...
Posted by: Slick Willy at February 26, 2011 12:11 PM (yCH89)
Idiot Republican in GA handing the Dems a new topic to bash Repubs with and get the topic off of the Budget and Unions
Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2011 12:13 PM (M9Ie6)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 26, 2011 12:16 PM (tvs2p)
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 26, 2011 12:17 PM (uFokq)
Idiot Republican in GA handing the Dems a new topic to bash Repubs with and get the topic off of the Budget and Unions
I was about to say it isn't on the recent schedule until I saw it's for the GA Assembly. Regardless, I share his opinion about the issue.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 26, 2011 12:20 PM (q8u+l)
I think Roe v Wade should be reversed but this bill is ludicrous. What's more it has zero chance of being passed and even less chance of remaining in place if it did pass.
It requires a woman who had a miscarriage to prove that she did not do anything to cause the miscarriage.
This bill will only give the Dems a ready made weapon.
Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2011 12:25 PM (M9Ie6)
Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2011 04:13 PM (M9Ie6)
Good for him. I hope it passes. I think it fits right in with what's going on in WI. States right, baby. That's where it's going to at until 2012
Posted by: Old Horny Sage at February 26, 2011 12:28 PM (+yLk4)
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 26, 2011 12:30 PM (uFokq)
Most of the time the hot water heater just needs a new heating element. There are two. If one goes out you have less hot water. It doesn't always call for a new machine. It should last 20-25 years with heating element replacements.
Posted by: dagny at February 26, 2011 12:32 PM (IQ4iw)
Posted by: canuk at February 26, 2011 12:39 PM (XnGFh)
Most of the time the hot water heater just needs a new heating element. There are two. If one goes out you have less hot water. It doesn't always call for a new machine. It should last 20-25 years with heating element replacements.
Good point. My folk's hot water heater was about 30 years old before it was replaced, and it limped along the last 10 years of its life with heating element replacements.
The only reason they got another water heater was to get a bigger heater. That there were 3 women (my mom, my sister, and her friend) living in the house at that time had absolutely nothing to do with it, 
.
Speaking of Libya, I saw somewhere that Sissypants has spoken up - said that Gadaffy should leave now. Bet the Crazy Col is just quaking in his boots at that ultimatum.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 26, 2011 12:39 PM (G/uDq)
Posted by: Soona at February 26, 2011 12:46 PM (+yLk4)
It should last 20-25 years with heating element replacements.
Nothing lasts that long anymore. I mnanaged to squeeze 2 years out of a water heater with element replacements till it leaked all over the living room. Guy who replaced it was amazed that the elements kept it alive for that long.
Everything you buy is junk. Usually Chinese junk.
Posted by: Burn the Apostrophers at February 26, 2011 12:48 PM (DLxD/)
It requires a woman who had a miscarriage to prove that she did not do anything to cause the miscarriage.
How can you prove a negative? Doesn't make sense.
Posted by: dagny at February 26, 2011 12:48 PM (IQ4iw)
Everything you buy is junk. Usually Chinese junk.
Posted by: Burn the Apostrophers at February 26, 2011 04:48 PM (DLxD/)
Not so:
Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2011 12:52 PM (M9Ie6)
RAF Hercules fly more than 150 oil workers to Malta – but up to 500 still stranded in compounds
More than 150 workers were dramatically rescued from the Libyan desert as two RAF Hercules aircraft – backed by the SAS – pulled off a high-risk evacuation of British and other citizens.
As world leaders united to demand that Muammar Gaddafi face the full consequences of what Barack Obama called the "brutalisation" of his people, the defence secretary, Liam Fox, confirmed that the rescue had been a success, so far.
It is believed that units of British special forces secured runways to allow the Hercules aircraft to land safely.
Alan Burnett, a surveyor who was rescued by HMS Cumberland from the port of Benghazi, gave a vivid account of the danger that the stranded oil workers were facing. "We went through a horrific time," he said: "Our camp was raided by a marauding gang. If it wasn't nailed down they were taking it, laptops, whatever.
"You couldn't argue with five or six people with machetes. I'm not going to criticise the government, they may have been late but the response when it happened was excellent."
Guardian
Have the feeling the SS Minnow class ferry Obama chartered to get our people out might not be what the situation requires....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 26, 2011 12:52 PM (DsqGb)
We wouldn't want to offend Libya.
Posted by: rdbrewer at February 26, 2011 12:55 PM (lXCHg)
Mr. Ed was definitely a horse and not a zebra.
You might want to recheck that Snopes link
Posted by: Asher at February 26, 2011 04:53 PM (36Or5)
I was reading it and thought the claim that shooting in black and white somehow blurred the stripes was strange, then they used football not being broadcast in black and white because players would run into refs who appeared invisible to back it up. Players on the field are watching the game on tv? Huh? Then I clicked the link at the end, and all was explained. Just a bunch of dicks over there at snopes.
Posted by: mugiwara at February 26, 2011 01:02 PM (KI/Ch)
Not sure those pics of the whore are legit. Source?
Looks like two different whores. I search for the bitches a day or so ago and couldn't find anything.
Course, Google probably works better in SC, every fucking thing else does.
Posted by: Kemp at February 26, 2011 01:03 PM (JpFM9)
Have the feeling the SS Minnow class ferry Obama chartered to get our people out might not be what the situation requires....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 26, 2011 04:52 PM (DsqGb)
All the while, Barry the Feckless Scrunt dithers away what little prestige and decisiveness remains for America. He should be impeached for dithering, lying, and failure to execute the duties of the presidency.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at February 26, 2011 01:13 PM (ZHsNw)
It was a nice touch throwing in the bit about the zebra coming from Jungleland. I visited there many times as a child, having grown up (to the extent that I grew up) in Thousand Oaks. The Snopes folks are local to the region, residing in nearby Agoura.
Even if you'd never seen a horse or zebra close up, the bit about color vs. B&W TV was also utterly nonsensical.
Oh, and Alan young is listed as being 5'10" on IMDB.
Posted by: epobirs at February 26, 2011 01:21 PM (cSH12)
The page it was on said it was her. The pic on the left also showed up on multiple threads as her.
BTW, I used Bing.
Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2011 01:48 PM (M9Ie6)
Come on Ace, no pictures? We just want to see some boobs. It doesnt even have to be her.
Posted by: Stopped Being A Republican In 2005 at February 26, 2011 02:21 PM (hVGDL)
Snopes is not exactly a reputable site anyway. Take everything they write with a giant dose of salt.
Especially their articles about high blood pressure.
Posted by: Pearls before swine...dead thread at February 26, 2011 03:28 PM (CfQ+e)
....the hell? No way! Why the hell would she... never mind, I guess if I looked like that and was offered enough money, I'd do it as well....
*shudder*
Posted by: Cynthia at February 26, 2011 05:01 PM (lhhNH)
Posted by: Fat Bald & Sassy at February 26, 2011 05:44 PM (3PyqP)
Only Lionel Richie, the mad terrorist's fave entertainer and court jester, can soothe his savage heart. Can't BHO and the UN call on Lionel? He certainly made a ton of money from Gadhafi; can't he give something back to save innocent lives??
Posted by: Sail On at February 27, 2011 12:02 AM (d7Px0)
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