1 Bring back McCarthyism.

2 I used to be Wonder Woman!

3 The nice thing about our temporary bumps in the road is that soon everything will be right as rain again:

http://vimeo.com/1808434

4 I would like some pants!

5 Solomon Grundy want pants too!

6 Krill, ATTACK!

7

You beat me -

Instead of a clenched fistÂ…

SMART DIPLOMACY!

Working perfectly.

8 OHHH, YEAHHH!!!

9 Muslims talking about evil slave traders is some epic "irony".

10 Can't we talk about my plan to flood the entire world by leaving the hose on all day on the lawn?

11

why didn't we accidently lose a MOAB at this meeting?

 

"I'm not sure what happened officer. it just fell off th eplane. I guess it wasn't strapped in tight enough."

12

Ah, the United States of America, which have formed their own (small s) soviet union consisting of Cuba, Palau, Micronesia and the Philippines. Talk about an evil empire!

(Now if you'll excuse me, I need to travel abroad and put a McDonald's somewhere.)

13 Anyone making Gorilla Grod parallels must immediately denounce themselves.

14 Did Dinnerjacket bring his lamp and geniee with him?

15

Turning to his audience of ex-Soviet and Asian leaders he asked: "Have any of us used an atomic bomb against the defenceless citizens of any other country?"

Why bomb another country when you can murder your own people?

16

I was watching a History Channel thing on Nostradamus and I was fascinated that when the narrator was nattering on about the rise of evil there were pictures of Ahmadinejad and North Korea and Hussein.  It's nice to know that at least someone, somewhere, is still able to see evil when it's right in front of them.

 

 

17 The History Channel has very little history.

18

Is Lex Luthor smarter than Brainiac?

19

the capital of Kazakhstan

If Sacha Cohen wasn't such a stuck-on-stupid liberal, he'd crash this Legion of Doom meeting with his Borat shtick and show these dictators how evil and stupid they are. 

But he won't.  His favored target, those hicks in the Red States, wouldn't summarily arrest him. 

20 As the world police recede, crime will begin to pick up.

21 I was watching a History Channel thing on Nostradamus and I was fascinated that when the narrator was nattering on about the rise of evil there were pictures of Ahmadinejad and North Korea and Hussein.

When did they fit than in between Ice Road Truckers, Swamp People, Loggers, and pawn shop operators?

Are you sure that wasn't History Channel International?

22 If Bush and Rove really had the earthquake machine this would have been a fine place for a little test.

23 Nothing to fear. Zero will loose a shithouse full of smart diplomacy on them and they will go home satisfied and ready to make nice.

24 18

Is Lex Luthor smarter than Brainiac?

If the Paul Dini series of DC cartoons is any indication, no.  Braniac used Luthor as a pawn for years without him even knowing it.

25 Meanwhile, back at the Fortress of Solitude, The One is polishing his golf clubs and dreaming of peace and tranquility...

26 22 If Bush and Rove really had the earthquake machine this would have been a fine place for a little test.

Too bad they couldn't send me in.

27 If we're going to talk comic books, can't we bring back Betty and Veronica?

28 27 If we're going to talk comic books, can't we bring back Betty and Veronica?

Posted by: dfbaskwill at June 15, 2011 10:40 AM (71LDo)

A couple of girls?  Ick!

29 Hawk and Animal could not be reached for comment.

30 Re. The History Channel. They should change their name. History is relegated to their daytime schedule. They have gone after the lucrative shithead market these days. I seldom watch because I don't give a shit about their lineup of bullshit reality timewasters.

31

You know, I'm really starting to like this corn sombrero. What do you think?

32

Re. The History Channel. They should change their name.

What about A&E? Didn't that used to stand for "Arts & Entertainment"? It seems all they have are hoarders and interventions.

33 Not to worry. These leaders cannot grow their own countries offensive capabilities because of the massive layer of corruption they are required to feed to maintain their political status. Show me one of these countries where the average citizen would prefer dieing for the regime to punish the slavers and colonialists as opposed to watching porn. I will start to worry when the jadhis stop diddling the little boys and learn to operate and maintain a jet fighter. Shoosh. The cabal of the losers. Scary stuff. BTW, after oil exports, Iran's second largest export is dates.

34 What about A&E? Didn't that used to stand for "Arts & Entertainment"? It seems all they have are hoarders and interventions.

I, for one, am very entertained watching the misery of others.

35 My favorite History Channel programming is the stuff where they talk about the future.

36 What, did Captain IWon not receive his invitation in time? Or were there no golf courses close enough to the meeting hall?

37 25 Meanwhile, back at the Fortress of Solitude, The One is polishing his golf clubs and dreaming of peace and tranquility...   How fortunate that we have such a keen-eyed eagle standing vigil over America's gate...

38 Just wait until I get my chance.  Hey, do we have any more of those crispy crab cakes?

39

Re. The History Channel. They should change their name.

 

At my house we refer to it as the Hitler Channel. No matter the time of day, you can find some documentary on Hitler. Is an inordinate interest in Hitler the same as getting a boner watching gladiator movies? Just asking, I have a friend in Queens, NY, who is addicted to gladiator movies. He says his wife really doesn't understand him.

40 The Axis of Evil seems to be adding more wheels.

41 This can't be on The History Channel, no extraterrestrial aliens are at the meeting

42

So what is our future? Two guesses:

1. "New Cold War Legion of Doom", with Red China and Neo-Tsarist Russia vying for domination of Legion of Doom, with various Turd World Tin-Horns as underlings. Left will be dupes again and fellate Hugo Chavez and swallow his commie cum just as they did with the Sandinistas.

2. "Starship Troopers" on Earth, with Muslims as Bugs.

 

43 I just love these hipster gatherings ...

44 How about DingDongs?  HoHos?  You guys ate those too!?

45 Who did Barry send to represent the USA?

46

At my house we refer to it as the Hitler Channel. No matter the time of day, you can find some documentary on Hitler.

Posted by: Sub-tard at June 15, 2011 10:48 AM

Not any more, now it's all Ancient Aliens, Pawn Stars, and Ice Road Truckers

47 "... a wholesale shake-up of the world order"

And we would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids and their annoying dog!

48 Cheesefries?

49 Why, just yesterday the NY Times was telling us that we have nothing to worry about with Iran. They don't want nukes, we're just a bunch of scaremongering wingnuts, and the protests of two years ago gave birth to Arab Spring.

Of course, nothing about Sir Golfsalot, saying nothing, and taking the girls out for ice cream after he got done with the Back Nine

50

Are you sure that wasn't History Channel International?

Hmm, it may have been.  There was a discussion of the connection between Nostradamus and 2012 but a sad lack of crystal skulls, Bigfoot and Nessie in it.

 

51 Forget the History Channel. I'd rather watch QVC and pretend Lisa isn't a lesbian.

52 47

At my house we refer to it as the Hitler Channel. No matter the time of day, you can find some documentary on Hitler.

Posted by: Sub-tard at June 15, 2011 10:48 AM

Not any more, now it's all Ancient Aliens, Pawn Stars, and Ice Road Truckers
  Damn, what is this world coming to? No more Hitler documentaries. I'm guessing the producers didn't want to reveal too much of the Hope and Change plan so they switched the programming. I have always thought Rahm would look the swell in a pair of jodphurs and riding boots. That and a riding crop.

53 Kim Jung Il=Soloman Grundy?

54 BTW, Pakistan has arrested the locals who fingered OBL to to CIA

55

At my house we refer to it as the Hitler Channel. No matter the time of day, you can find some documentary on Hitler.

That role has been taken over by The Military Channel.

56 "Starship Troopers" on Earth, with Muslims as Bugs.

I got bacon frying sounds, sir!!!!!!!!

57 History Channel does "history" during the day??? Not hardly, they are starting "pickers" now.

58 #57 but there would be no brain bugs ...

59 58 History Channel does "history" during the day??? Not hardly, they are starting "pickers" now.

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2011 10:58 AM (M9Ie6)

The other morning, while drinking coffee prior to getting ready for work, I flipped over and they were running Civil War Journal. So, sometimes....

60

Then there's ABC Family. That's some quality family entertainment.

"Honey, kids, "Secret Life" is about to start! Ricky and Amy are having sex and you don't want to miss the beginning!"

61 #61 bahahahahaha

62 It's striking how honest these scumbags are. They know they're evil, and they band together with other evil regimes. These motherfuckers aren't misunderstood or just working toward different goals or anything. They are evil, greedy, selfish, murderous and crazy -- and they know it.

63 63 It's striking how honest these scumbags are. They know they're evil, and they band together with other evil regimes. These motherfuckers aren't misunderstood or just working toward different goals or anything. They are evil, greedy, selfish, murderous and crazy -- and they know it.
  I was told that they are just misunderstood. That and they are very unhappy about being who they are. Its an esteem issue thingy. Send a smile, its contagious. 

64 54 Kim Jung Il=Soloman Grundy?

Posted by: Drew in MO at June 15, 2011 10:56 AM (w3xEW)

I'm so ronery.  And undead.  But so vewy ronery. 

65

It's striking how honest these scumbags are. They know they're evil, and they band together with other evil regimes. These motherfuckers aren't misunderstood or just working toward different goals or anything. They are evil, greedy, selfish, murderous and crazy -- and they know it.

But our Left media and elites don't. Or maybe they are fellow traveling.

66

Nuclear holocaust is looking like a better option every day.  Better that the entire earth be burned to a cinder than to let these animals win out. 

One can't be blamed for thinking the eschaton draws nigh.  I often hope for it - if only to end the suspense.

67

"Nuclear holocaust is looking like a better option every day.  Better that the entire earth be burned to a cinder than to let these animals win out." 

I'm more of a limited nuclear war fan myself. Just four small atomic bombs, detonated in SF, South Central LA, West Hollywood, and Oakland/Berkeley could save California, where I live. Paging Kim Jong Il.....

I just need a bombshelter to survive The Holy Fallout.

"We reveal our True Selves to the Lord Bomb..."

68 Ahmydinnerjacket's speech has been heard 1000 times at any given leftist meeting . . . .

Hell, we have as President a guy who used to nod along with such stupidity.

69 Ya know, instead of turning this place into Eeyore Central, maybe you guys could DO something positive--like beating the everloving dogshit out of a hippie, or spitting in a lib's latte.  Certainly would be better than the incessant wailing heard here.

70

Ya know, instead of turning this place into Eeyore Central, maybe you guys could DO something positive--like beating the everloving dogshit out of a hippie, or spitting in a lib's latte.  Certainly would be better than the incessant wailing heard here.

Then the Commiecrats would jail us for "hate crimes".

71 Yeah. Hitler, Mussolini, and Hirohito wanted to shakeup the world order too.

Bring it on, you turds. Let's gets this party started, already.

72 Isn't is odd, how, when you have a leader who is weak, your enemies become emboldened.

Yet, when you project confidence, no-compromise, and a willingness to meet and defeat them, they sit down a STFU.

It's almost comical that we see this same story played out again and again throughout history...and even the schoolyard.

73
not realizing that if they made America like them, America would wipe them off the face of the planet

When I convert the USofA into the Great American Sith Empire, I won't wipe them out.

Not initially, anyway. After I have Putin, Hu and Imadinnerjacket brought before me in chains, then fed piecemeal to my pet sharks (with freakin' laser beams on their heads) I'll offer their followers a choice.

Follow me or oppose me. But [points to sharks] this is what happens to those who oppose me.

After that, I expect capitulation, or the lamentation of the women.

74
9 Muslims talking about evil slave traders is some epic "irony".

Except it isn't being used ironically, which reduces it to just plain ol' islamobag douchebaggery. Think hipster douchebag + turbans.

75 Strange that China would be involved, given that they're courting Israel for the inevitable break between Israel and the US.

76

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