February 02, 2011
— Monty

|UPDATE: A good piece from The American Thinker, "The Story of the Egyptian Revolution". Via NRO's "The Corner".
Yeah, it's really not funny. The Egyptian situation is getting more confused and violent by the hour. (Camel picture on Drudge; hence the lame joke.)
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Posted by: Soothsayer at February 02, 2011 07:15 AM (5ql/p)
Posted by: The Robot Devil at February 02, 2011 07:16 AM (zqzYV)
Posted by: angler at February 02, 2011 07:17 AM (SwjAj)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 02, 2011 07:17 AM (A/oSU)
Posted by: dagny at February 02, 2011 07:17 AM (ZuJDg)
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 02, 2011 07:17 AM (5ql/p)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 02, 2011 07:17 AM (ivCSJ)
from previous thread...
It's going to get terminal in Egypt they are bringing in the war camels and horses and pavement people, sounds like a frackin' sci-fy movie, stupid savages.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 02, 2011 10:51 AM (ivCSJ)
Really Grunt, I'm getting real tired of hearing how the Egyptians protesters are middleclass, civilized, educated, informed bunch of patriots.
Posted by: dananjcon at February 02, 2011 07:18 AM (pr+up)
If they're going to go all old school, this riot could really use a locust swarm.
Or toads. Always liked the toads.
Posted by: dagny at February 02, 2011 07:19 AM (ZuJDg)
Posted by: Colonel Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil at February 02, 2011 07:19 AM (zqzYV)
Posted by: dagny at February 02, 2011 07:20 AM (ZuJDg)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 02, 2011 07:20 AM (ivCSJ)
I find it funny that El-Baredi gave Mubarak48 hours to leave the country.
I find this funny because El-Baredi's base is the foreign media. He has not real political base in Egypt. He approached the Muslim Brotherhood and even they don't want anything to do with him. So it's kinda funny to watch him make threats without any ability to back it up.
I have a feeling he is exhiled or doesn't make it out of Egypt alive.
Posted by: Ben at February 02, 2011 07:21 AM (wuv1c)
Or toads. Always liked the toads.
Posted by: dagny at February 02, 2011 11:19 AM (ZuJDg)
Call me if they get to the Dogs and Cats Living Together phase.
Posted by: Peter Venkman, PhD at February 02, 2011 07:22 AM (A/oSU)
Your right Monty...the overall situation is not funny..
...but what is fucking hilarious is Ebola (and the MBM) trying to tell us that he laid down the law to Mubarak and ordered a meaningful, peaceful, and immediate transition
This is all one big FUCK YOU!! to Toonces
Posted by: beedubya at February 02, 2011 07:22 AM (AnTyA)
Within 6 months there sill be Sharia law and a ruling council of theocrats in Egypt. There will be one "supreme ayatollah" ruling them all.
It is all over but the shouting. Everyone may as well get use to it. Jimmeh II has struck again.
Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2011 07:22 AM (M9Ie6)
Posted by: How To Keep The Riots Going at February 02, 2011 07:22 AM (FcR7P)
Hope the Israelis have enough nukes to neutralize the AO around them, or maybe they think now we have them where we want them we are surrounded by the savages.
The Israeli's have a great plan, in a worst case scenario, to nuke the Aswan Damn. Then you have billions of gallons of boiling water coming down the Nile passing through every major city in Egpyt.
That is a doomsday scenario though.
Posted by: Ben at February 02, 2011 07:23 AM (wuv1c)
Video to follow.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at February 02, 2011 07:23 AM (h0RtZ)
Re: the Huntsman article in the sidebar
I love it when a candidate self-selects out of the race. Saves so much time.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 02, 2011 07:24 AM (A/oSU)
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 02, 2011 07:24 AM (BPptn)
Posted by: dagny at February 02, 2011 07:24 AM (ZuJDg)
Posted by: hope they all eat shit and die at February 02, 2011 07:24 AM (3ThUo)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 02, 2011 07:25 AM (ivCSJ)
Dude, I'm busy hectoring corporations about climate change instability chaos variability unevenness. I can't leech massive funding for my parasitic friends and hangers-on out of Egypt.
Posted by: Wan-ker Moon at February 02, 2011 07:25 AM (3YYhR)
Posted by: Wally Cleaver at February 02, 2011 07:25 AM (By4wu)
Posted by: Brian at February 02, 2011 07:25 AM (sYrWB)
Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2011 07:26 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: The Sphinx at February 02, 2011 07:26 AM (zqzYV)
Posted by: dagny at February 02, 2011 07:26 AM (ZuJDg)
Ok, that's not true. Maybe they were just inspired by her uncivilized rhetoric.
Posted by: Marcus at February 02, 2011 07:26 AM (CHrmZ)
The Israeli's have a great plan, in a worst case scenario, to nuke the Aswan Damn. Then you have billions of gallons of boiling water coming down the Nile passing through every major city in Egpyt.
Posted by: Ben at February 02, 2011 11:23 AM (wuv1c)
But hey, at least the Valley of the Kings will be available again!
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 02, 2011 07:27 AM (A/oSU)
Posted by: The Left's Bag of Tricks at February 02, 2011 07:28 AM (5ql/p)
Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2011 11:26 AM (FcR7P)
Makes me look like Benjamin Disraeli
Posted by: Jimmuh Carter at February 02, 2011 07:28 AM (zqzYV)
Egyptian revolt makes noise, sputters, gets crushed like grapes in a winery.
Mubarak blames it on MB and its 'foreign backers'.
Starts sending mean looks towards Iran...
Hilarity ensues?
/like I said, never happen
Posted by: AoSHQ's worst commenter, DarkLord© at February 02, 2011 07:28 AM (GBXon)
Posted by: Jimi at February 02, 2011 07:28 AM (fqxV7)
Posted by: dagny at February 02, 2011 07:28 AM (ZuJDg)
Oh my Ben I totally forgot about Aswan they could save a nuke there, just use bunker busters, good catch.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 02, 2011 07:29 AM (ivCSJ)
Posted by: dananjcon at February 02, 2011 07:29 AM (pr+up)
Posted by: Some Fremen hopped up on spice at February 02, 2011 07:29 AM (3YYhR)
Posted by: Mubarack Obama at February 02, 2011 07:29 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: The Left's Bag of Tricks at February 02, 2011 07:29 AM (5ql/p)
Posted by: Soona at February 02, 2011 07:29 AM (jHv0E)
Re: the Huntsman article in the sidebar
I love it when a candidate self-selects out of the race. Saves so much time.
Yeah , I was willing to have an open mind, and Y-Not seems to like him, but it's the 3rd or 4th thing I've heard about him that I just can't overlook anymore.
It amazes me that we just hammered the dems in 2010 and we can't get candidates who don't support Obama's agenda.
Posted by: Ben at February 02, 2011 07:30 AM (wuv1c)
Posted by: Muslim Brotherhood at February 02, 2011 07:30 AM (zqzYV)
Posted by: dagny at February 02, 2011 07:30 AM (ZuJDg)
Posted by: Mr. Sar Kastik at February 02, 2011 07:30 AM (8fiyZ)
Also, some of the questions Mitt was asked yesterday were just ridiculous.
Posted by: Dan at February 02, 2011 07:30 AM (9L1z6)
Posted by: The Left's Bag of Tricks at February 02, 2011 07:31 AM (5ql/p)
Posted by: Muslim Brotherhood at February 02, 2011 11:30 AM (zqzYV)
Too Jewish
Posted by: Hedley Lamar at February 02, 2011 07:31 AM (zqzYV)
He's lucky they didn't push a wall over on him. IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: toby928™ at February 02, 2011 07:31 AM (GTbGH)
According to the American Thinker piece in the last thread, the violence started when the security forces withdrew from the cities. I suspect a lot of the pro-Mubarak groups are actually anti-more chaos groups.
Most of the protesting (according to the article) is now being done by the 'professional' protester groups, and everybody else is either looting or fighting off looters.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 02, 2011 07:31 AM (oNQkO)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 02, 2011 07:33 AM (ivCSJ)
Posted by: moi at February 02, 2011 07:33 AM (Ez4Ql)
Posted by: Fred Kruger at February 02, 2011 07:33 AM (By4wu)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 02, 2011 07:34 AM (d9jgX)
Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2011 07:34 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Barney Frank at February 02, 2011 07:35 AM (By4wu)
Most of the protesting (according to the article) is now being done by the 'professional' protester groups
Yep.
Hammer and sickle flags any minute
4 Israeli journalists arrested in Cairo
Posted by: dagny at February 02, 2011 07:35 AM (ZuJDg)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 02, 2011 07:36 AM (ivCSJ)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at February 02, 2011 07:36 AM (SJ6/3)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 02, 2011 07:36 AM (d9jgX)
Posted by: moi at February 02, 2011 07:37 AM (Ez4Ql)
/The truth is, Camp David made Israel a slave, both to the US and to Egypt.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 02, 2011 07:37 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: Soona at February 02, 2011 07:38 AM (jHv0E)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 02, 2011 07:39 AM (ivCSJ)
You know what really started the riots?
All the stores in Egpyt ran out of Crabjuice and all they had left to drink was Mountain Dew.
No bowl, only stick.
Posted by: Ben at February 02, 2011 07:39 AM (wuv1c)
Posted by: Brian at February 02, 2011 07:40 AM (sYrWB)
Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2011 07:41 AM (FcR7P)
The Egyptian situation is getting more confused and violent by the hour.
Not to the Mooselimb Brotherhood thugs it ain't.
Posted by: maddogg at February 02, 2011 07:41 AM (OlN4e)
What do I have to do to? Send them all iPods and get Hillary over there with a "reset" button?
I am one of them, dammit! I am one of them! My Muslim Christian faith! I won!
Screw it. I am going on vacation and when I get back, people better love me again and be chanting "Hope" and "Change" or I will shut off the internet.
Posted by: BHO at February 02, 2011 07:41 AM (3nrx7)
“The Egyptian army can’t enter Sinai, we feel that it is still Israel. There are Israeli people there all the time, but when we go, we have to stop at checkpoints and we get turned back. We don’t feel that Sinai is Egyptian.”
Yeah, that's what happens when you lose a war, you delusional fuck. Fighting Israel has consequences, you illiterate reality-averse limpdick shit-for-brains..
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 02, 2011 07:42 AM (3YYhR)
Posted by: runningrn at February 02, 2011 07:42 AM (ihSHD)
Posted by: George Orwell at February 02, 2011 07:43 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: eman at February 02, 2011 07:43 AM (n0WLs)
Maybe they'll flashmob some scenes from "A Chorus Line" or "Cats".
I'm going with Cats. The Egyptians had a thing for cats.
Steve Martin has been strangely silent during all of this...
Posted by: runningrn at February 02, 2011 07:44 AM (ihSHD)
Yeah, my first thought was, "Huh, you'd think they'd hang him from a crane."
Posted by: Essam el-Erian at February 02, 2011 07:44 AM (TUpD9)
Posted by: Muslim Brotherhood at February 02, 2011 11:30 AM (zqzYV)
Been There. Done That.
Posted by: Angel of Death at February 02, 2011 07:45 AM (1+OO5)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 02, 2011 07:45 AM (ivCSJ)
Posted by: Snoopy at February 02, 2011 07:45 AM (ihSHD)
Posted by: maddogg at February 02, 2011 07:45 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: runningrn at February 02, 2011 07:46 AM (ihSHD)
Posted by: soothsayer deeds done dirt cheap at February 02, 2011 07:46 AM (BPptn)
Cooper missed his chance to become a martyr to Islam. It's been a while since the Mooselimbs sawed a leftard head off. He isn't using it anyway....all he got was a beating. He must feel shortchanged.
He's lucky he wasn't stoned or hanged. You know what they do to Teh uncloseted gays over there.
Posted by: runningrn at February 02, 2011 07:47 AM (ihSHD)
Posted by: dagny at February 02, 2011 11:17 AM (ZuJDg)
Anti-US and anti-Israel was ALWAYS where this was going to end up, no matter what.
Posted by: iknowtheleft at February 02, 2011 07:47 AM (N49h9)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 02, 2011 07:48 AM (ivCSJ)
Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at February 02, 2011 07:48 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: eman at February 02, 2011 07:48 AM (n0WLs)
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at February 02, 2011 07:49 AM (pr+up)
Fucking beagles and their inability to spell.
Heh! I knew I should have Bing'd that (I was going from my obviously flawed childhood memory, which in my defense was a really long time ago!)
Posted by: runningrn at February 02, 2011 07:49 AM (ihSHD)
Notice the smoke and leaking oil.
Not to mention the poor armor quality.
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 02, 2011 07:49 AM (3YYhR)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 02, 2011 07:49 AM (ivCSJ)
Mark Levin interviews Caroline Glick on Egypt and the Muslim Brotherhood
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 02, 2011 07:50 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: Soona at February 02, 2011 07:50 AM (jHv0E)
Jesus is coming, I'm sure of it now.
All signs seem to be pointing that way--famines, wars, rumors of wars, flooding, snowmageddon, pestilence, etc.
Posted by: runningrn at February 02, 2011 07:51 AM (ihSHD)
I think this was an Onion story a few years back--"Jews Ordered Back to Egypt for Pyramid Duty."
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 02, 2011 07:51 AM (DPM1U)
Posted by: Moob Vader at February 02, 2011 07:51 AM (n0WLs)
Posted by: justin cord at February 02, 2011 07:51 AM (2C3OH)
All kidding aside,someone better step up to the plate and surround the Suez Canal toot sweet!!!
That's the Panama Canal, of course! You bitter clingers don't know your geography!
Posted by: Chris "Tingles" Matthews at February 02, 2011 07:52 AM (ihSHD)
Yeah, that's what happens when you lose a war, you delusional fuck. Fighting Israel has consequences, you illiterate reality-averse limpdick shit-for-brains..
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 02, 2011 11:42 AM (3YYhR)
This is also an illustration of why it is pointless and stupid to ever give back land that was won in war with arabs - especially such a strategic piece of land as the Sinai (and the Suez). But, Israel can't help itself. It refuses to pummel any arab enemy (Israel has never even bombed an arab capital during any of the wars) and therefore has to fight the same war, in different guises, every decade.
The only positive from the Camp David Accords is that the Egyptians were ostracized from the arab world, but that effect is long gone, now, and the Egyptians are looking for more revenge (for the humiliating wrong of their being inept retards).
Posted by: iknowtheleft at February 02, 2011 07:52 AM (N49h9)
And people glare at me when I tell them the Obama Administration is just Jimmy Carter's second term -- on steroids. All we need is the return of disco balls, pet rocks, and a 22 1/2% prime rate. That's right, kiddies, 22 1/2%. A home mortgage was about 14%. Which is when the Carter regime issued its regulations to banks that they would have to include food stamps and welfare payments in the computation of family income on a home mortgage application. The more things change ...
Posted by: Minnie Rodent at February 02, 2011 07:53 AM (iNfj/)
Posted by: LeBron Steinman at February 02, 2011 07:53 AM (y7Z3b)
Or maybe Notorious Mr. Big will show up as odumbass personal envoy or even someone better grab that basket floating down the Nile quick.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 02, 2011 07:53 AM (ivCSJ)
Posted by: Barry Obama at February 02, 2011 07:53 AM (By4wu)
They vandalized the Sphinx by putting a nose on it.
I love the Sphinx! She never got her nose fixed either.
Posted by: Barbara Streisand at February 02, 2011 07:53 AM (ihSHD)
Jesus is coming, I'm sure of it now.
All signs seem to be pointing that way--famines, wars, rumors of wars, flooding, snowmageddon, pestilence, etc.
Posted by: runningrn at February 02, 2011 11:51 AM (ihSHD)
Hey...this is why I'm partying like its Dec. 12, 2012.
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at February 02, 2011 07:53 AM (pr+up)
Posted by: moi at February 02, 2011 11:37 AM
Maybe he meant 'Donkey Punched'.......
Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 02, 2011 07:54 AM (yQWNf)
Fun -- Teheran 1979 all over again! Evokes the dear dead days of my youth, when Mr Peanut was leader of the free world, and the dreadful Shah was deposed in favor of "The People's" choice -- the Ayatollah Khomeinei!
The Ayatollah was a good guy, a deeply religious guy like myself! I lusted after him in my heart.
Posted by: James Earl Carter at February 02, 2011 07:55 AM (ihSHD)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Emergency iPod Show Tunes App at February 02, 2011 07:56 AM (n0WLs)
Posted by: Donna at February 02, 2011 07:57 AM (DhK9/)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 02, 2011 07:57 AM (ivCSJ)
Posted by: dagny at February 02, 2011 07:58 AM (ZuJDg)
I'm posting this morning to delay digging myself out of my house in -15 degree wind chill. I'll do it after noon. Yeah, that's the ticket.
Posted by: Soona at February 02, 2011 07:59 AM (jHv0E)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 02, 2011 07:59 AM (DPM1U)
The Cairo Museum is on fire - according to Fox, according to Al Arabiya. Interesting America-hating trivia bit; Al Arabiya is the station that the Indonesian Imbecile gave his first Precedential interview on.
Posted by: iknowtheleft at February 02, 2011 07:59 AM (N49h9)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at February 02, 2011 08:00 AM (h0RtZ)
Posted by: dagny at February 02, 2011 08:00 AM (ZuJDg)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 02, 2011 08:01 AM (ivCSJ)
Posted by: moi at February 02, 2011 11:37 AM
The same way that a Senator can be spit on and have racial slurs shouted at him without any of it being caught on the dozens of cameras that filmed everything... the MFM said so. Oh and shut up.
Posted by: Damiano at February 02, 2011 08:01 AM (3nrx7)
Posted by: Jeff Lando at February 02, 2011 08:02 AM (By4wu)
And of course, our Glorious Leader didn't have a hint that this was about to occur. It seems that we have absolutely no intelligence gathering capabilities in that area.
White House chief of staff: U.S. had no warning of today's pro-Mubarak protest after Obama, Mubarak spoke Tuesday http://on.msnbc.com/fmPpLh
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 02, 2011 08:02 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 02, 2011 08:02 AM (DPM1U)
Amanpour told that she would take her destiny in her hands if she entered the square. She said that they looked to her like "Pro-mubarak forces rounded up from around town".
She is just SO AMAZING!!! SHE CAN LOOK AT PEOPLE AND TELL WHAT SIDE THEY SUPPORT AND WHERE THEY ARE FROM IN THE SAME TOWN! Wow is she good. What an amazing intellect.
Posted by: dagny at February 02, 2011 08:03 AM (ZuJDg)
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama on the cell phone, near the putting green at February 02, 2011 08:03 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 02, 2011 08:03 AM (ivCSJ)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 02, 2011 12:01 PM (ivCSJ)
Actually, Barky's loving this. He's laughing himself silly. This is exactly the sort of stuff he was trying to cause when he ran around the world giving his World Traitor Tour. He wanted the venom directed at Westerners (and Americans) though. His Cairo leg had included some odd "apologies" about colonialism! WTF? But, America let that slide, ignored the idiocy, and allowed the Indonesian to return to America, for some unknown reason.
Posted by: iknowtheleft at February 02, 2011 08:04 AM (N49h9)
Posted by: Damiano at February 02, 2011 08:05 AM (3nrx7)
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at February 02, 2011 08:05 AM (pr+up)
Get that Islamist bitch off of ABC. C*nt.
Posted by: Derak at February 02, 2011 08:05 AM (CjpKH)
I miss Cheney, though. I'd feel better if I knew his cold, unblinking eye was overseeing the situation.
Posted by: MissTammy at February 02, 2011 08:05 AM (BebB7)
Posted by: Bob Hampton at February 02, 2011 08:05 AM (By4wu)
Posted by: IreneFingIrene at February 02, 2011 08:06 AM (JKe0g)
Posted by: iknowtheleft at February 02, 2011 11:59 AM (N49h9)
I'm so glad that the world decided to send back all their priceless Egyptian artifacts to the Egyptian motherland where they would be protected safe and sound.
Posted by: Soona at February 02, 2011 08:06 AM (jHv0E)
To be fair, this is Anderson Cooper we're talking about here. I doubt there was anything of consequence to hurt...
Posted by: AoSHQ's worst commenter, DarkLord© at February 02, 2011 08:07 AM (GBXon)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 02, 2011 08:07 AM (ivCSJ)
Posted by: moi at February 02, 2011 08:07 AM (Ez4Ql)
Posted by: dagny at February 02, 2011 08:07 AM (ZuJDg)
Posted by: M. Champollion at February 02, 2011 08:07 AM (AZGON)
"If this administration is sending out peace feelers through back channels to the Muslim Brotherhood, or trying to triangulate by having aides leak namby-pamby praise of a supposedly non-violent Brotherhood, then it all but will ensure a Shah/Banisadr/Khomeini sequence in Egypt by fall. They should cease all such suicidal talk now, since even whispers of it help to doom moderates and anti-Islamists in the street, as well as the dying Mubarak regimeÂ’s promise to keep enough order to allow a transition to follow."
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 02, 2011 08:09 AM (sZ+lP)
Get that Islamist bitch off of ABC. C*nt.
Posted by: Derak at February 02, 2011 12:05 PM (CjpKH)
Her uni-brow is all the muzzie credentials she needs.
Posted by: dananjcon at February 02, 2011 08:09 AM (pr+up)
Posted by: MFM at February 02, 2011 08:10 AM (3nrx7)
Posted by: IreneFingIrene at February 02, 2011 08:10 AM (JKe0g)
Posted by: George Orwell at February 02, 2011 08:11 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 02, 2011 08:12 AM (ivCSJ)
Posted by: moi at February 02, 2011 08:12 AM (Ez4Ql)
LOL. It's OUR suicide (and the West's in general) that they are working on.
--since even whispers of it help to doom moderates and anti-Islamists in the street, as well as the dying Mubarak regimeÂ’s promise to keep enough order to allow a transition to follow."
I like VDH, but in writing this it seems pretty apparent that he never really understood what motivates the Indonesian Imbecile. It's a desire to exact revenge on the US and the West. Nothing else. Let me give VDH a hint; take Hannibal's view of Rome, remove all his talent or capabilities (Thank G-d), and you've got Barky. Seriously.
Posted by: iknowtheleft at February 02, 2011 08:13 AM (N49h9)
Quantative easing 2 and ethanol is causing rising food prices according to Rush. These riots are about food. MB are johnny come latelies.
Posted by: dagny at February 02, 2011 08:13 AM (ZuJDg)
They tried using the sphinx in place of a papier mache head, but it was way to heavy.
Posted by: pep at February 02, 2011 08:14 AM (P18+/)
Once they grab hostages, you conversion to the Dark Side will be complete young Obamawalker. Now, take your fathers place.
Posted by: Sith Lord, orchestrating a repeat of the Seventies at February 02, 2011 08:15 AM (rw9qQ)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 02, 2011 12:12 PM
Plus, the libtards have the paper mache huge heads to parade with. I haven't seen any paper mache in the Egyptian protests. Weak ..... real weak.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 02, 2011 08:15 AM (yQWNf)
Break, break--Big Lebowski 2--Duder and Duder, is in the works!
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 02, 2011 08:16 AM (DPM1U)
Posted by: George Orwell at February 02, 2011 08:16 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: IreneFingIrene at February 02, 2011 08:17 AM (JKe0g)
Posted by: average moonbat at February 02, 2011 08:17 AM (AZGON)
Plus, the libtards have the paper mache huge heads to parade with. I haven't seen any paper mache in the Egyptian protests. Weak ..... real weak.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 02, 2011 12:15 PM (yQWNf)
Let me explain: All paper mache heads look too much like mohammed. Therefore, paper mache heads are not allowed in muslim demonstrations.
Posted by: iknowtheleft at February 02, 2011 08:17 AM (N49h9)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 02, 2011 08:17 AM (DPM1U)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 02, 2011 08:18 AM (ivCSJ)
Posted by: George Orwell at February 02, 2011 08:18 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: Andy Cooper at February 02, 2011 08:19 AM (xdHzq)
Quantative easing 2 and ethanol is causing rising food prices according to Rush. These riots are about food. MB are johnny come latelies.
Posted by: dagny at February 02, 2011 12:13 PM (ZuJDg)
Never let a crisis go to waste.
Posted by: Mayor Rahm at February 02, 2011 08:19 AM (jHv0E)
Posted by: SurferDoc at February 02, 2011 08:19 AM (o3bYL)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 02, 2011 12:17 PM (DPM1U)
Yep. The Nazis did quite a bit of work getting the modern jihad kick-started. That's what the Grand Mufti was spending his time in Berlin trying to help with.
Posted by: iknowtheleft at February 02, 2011 08:19 AM (N49h9)
Posted by: Mubarack Hussein Obama at February 02, 2011 08:19 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: George Orwell at February 02, 2011 08:20 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 02, 2011 08:20 AM (ivCSJ)
Speaking of signs, I saw on fox last night a group of Egyptian muzzie protesters holding a big banner saying "yes, we can too"
Funny stuff...pass the popcorn. Leftist lose shit has gone global. Maybe it would be easier just to let'em burn out; like a toddler on a suger high.
Posted by: dananjcon at February 02, 2011 08:20 AM (pr+up)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 02, 2011 08:21 AM (yQWNf)
Posted by: MissTammy at February 02, 2011 08:21 AM (BebB7)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 02, 2011 08:22 AM (ivCSJ)
Posted by: George Orwell at February 02, 2011 08:22 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: Anita Hill at February 02, 2011 08:22 AM (JKe0g)
Speaking of signs, I saw on fox last night a group of Egyptian muzzie protesters holding a big banner saying "yes, we can too"
Posted by: dananjcon at February 02, 2011 12:20 PM (pr+up)
I saw that, too. My thought was that the US needs to present Egypt with B+ Hussein as a gift. Egypt is more his sort of place, anyway.
Posted by: iknowtheleft at February 02, 2011 08:23 AM (N49h9)
190 I don't know -- they gave up their very important job of making up care packages for Bradders to go over there...they need to step it up. I fully support Code Pink showing solidarity with their Eygptian brothers and sisters. To the barricades gals! Your spiritual strength shall overcome that rabid camel and camel rider! Go! Go! Go!
Don't forget to wear the pink bikinis...it's a good option, trust me.
Posted by: unknown jane at February 02, 2011 08:23 AM (5/yRG)
Wow, and not a single Code Pink in attendance???
Whats up with that?
They're there. Just slight changes like Red Cross to Red Cresant. Code Black Hajib or Code Clitoral Mutalation. Still red-red though.
Posted by: dagny at February 02, 2011 08:24 AM (ZuJDg)
Posted by: George Orwell at February 02, 2011 08:24 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: Tami at February 02, 2011 08:25 AM (VuLos)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 02, 2011 08:25 AM (ivCSJ)
WH chief of staff: we had no idea Mubarak was sending out goons.
So they no idea SEIU and ACORN were in Egypt?
Posted by: Andy Cooper at February 02, 2011 08:26 AM (xdHzq)
Yep. The Nazis did quite a bit of work getting the modern jihad kick-started. That's what the Grand Mufti was spending his time in Berlin trying to help with.
Whenever I hear or see that, the first thing that comes to mind is a forty-something bitch from Malibu.
Posted by: Soona at February 02, 2011 08:26 AM (jHv0E)
There are plenty of things this Admin. aren't aware of, that's why we are trying to unseat this cockholster!
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 02, 2011 08:27 AM (ivCSJ)
Just figured it out. Obama is using his moral imagination and is sharpening his instinct for empathy. I'm sure he'll finish soon.
Meanwhile, Al Arabiya Arabic is reporting that doctors found several of Kelly's friends dead in Tahrir square.
Posted by: dagny at February 02, 2011 08:27 AM (ZuJDg)
There may be hope!
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 02, 2011 08:28 AM (3YYhR)
Posted by: unknown jane at February 02, 2011 08:28 AM (5/yRG)
And The Fat Code Pink Lady with Dunlap Fat Rolls?
And Bare Breasted Old Woman with Tits sagging to her waist?
And Transexual with Goatee and Bare Breasts?
This isn't a Demonstration without them.
Posted by: Holger at February 02, 2011 08:29 AM (YxGud)
Posted by: SurferDoc at February 02, 2011 08:29 AM (o3bYL)
Posted by: George Orwell at February 02, 2011 08:29 AM (AZGON)
I've had such a crappy last couple of days. The only thing that's brought a smile to my face was the sidebar force field kitteh. Cute & funny overload.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2011 08:30 AM (x9xik)
Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2011 08:30 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 02, 2011 08:30 AM (ivCSJ)
Posted by: George Orwell at February 02, 2011 08:31 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: unknown jane at February 02, 2011 08:31 AM (5/yRG)
During an interview, ElBaradei said that Obama's "yes we can" was inspirational:
“It sent a message everywhere to the Arab world that, to quote Barack Obama, ‘Yes, we can,’ you know, that it is doable.”
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 02, 2011 08:32 AM (sZ+lP)
That's what happens when you can't get free healthcare insurance. You just die.
It's really sad. Especially since these people already had such bad luck as a group.
Posted by: dagny at February 02, 2011 08:32 AM (ZuJDg)
Posted by: Jerry Brown at February 02, 2011 08:32 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 02, 2011 08:32 AM (MdmMg)
Why assume they are mutually exclusive???
Posted by: fixerupper at February 02, 2011 08:33 AM (rw9qQ)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 02, 2011 12:30 PM
So do I.
Posted by: Rodney King at February 02, 2011 08:33 AM (yQWNf)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 02, 2011 08:34 AM (ivCSJ)
Posted by: BruceTheRobert at February 02, 2011 08:34 AM (LZWc6)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2011 08:35 AM (TMB3S)
Posted by: George Orwell at February 02, 2011 08:35 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at February 02, 2011 08:36 AM (SJ6/3)
Posted by: George Orwell at February 02, 2011 08:37 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 02, 2011 08:37 AM (ivCSJ)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 02, 2011 08:39 AM (ivCSJ)
Speaking of signs, I saw on fox last night a group of Egyptian muzzie protesters holding a big banner saying "yes, we can too"
That was Anderson Cooper holding it...which explains what happened today...
Posted by: Mama AJ at February 02, 2011 08:39 AM (XdlcF)
Amanpour: Angry mob surrounded us, shouting they hate America... | Notice the protests didn't start this way.
She probably gave them lessons.
Posted by: dagny at February 02, 2011 08:40 AM (ZuJDg)
Posted by: unknown jane at February 02, 2011 08:40 AM (5/yRG)
The eye of Yasi keeps weakening and it was downgraded to a Cat 4 30min ago. So, while they are still expecting catastrophic damages (especially in the small town of Tully), the storm wasn't as bad as feared. Still incredibly dangerous out there, though.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 02, 2011 08:40 AM (sZ+lP)
Posted by: unknown jane at February 02, 2011 08:41 AM (5/yRG)
Posted by: moi at February 02, 2011 08:43 AM (Ez4Ql)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 02, 2011 08:43 AM (ivCSJ)
The eye of Yasi keeps weakening and it was downgraded to a Cat 4 30min ago. So, while they are still expecting catastrophic damages (especially in the small town of Tully), the storm wasn't as bad as feared. Still incredibly dangerous out there, though.
The eye of Yasi. Almost sounds like the barbed cock of Dick Cheney.
Posted by: Soona at February 02, 2011 08:44 AM (jHv0E)
Posted by: Brian at February 02, 2011 08:44 AM (sYrWB)
Also on CNN from Amanwhore. "They were shouting they hate America".
Well Cristine, perhaps your coverage doesn't help. A bunch of Muslims screaming that? Wow, shocker. The sun also rises in the East. These thugs all over the M.E. can keep screaming it and blaming us and the Jooos for all their ills all they want. And they'll continue to live in shitholes their entire life. Time to stop sending ANY aid to any of these backwards pricks. No amount of money or aid will but you goodwill with these savages. Stay out completely and let them figure it out on their own. And when/if they realise after another 50 years of blaming us hasn't gotten them anywhere perhaps they'll pull their heads out of their arse. Nah, who'm I kidding. They're still killing people over shit that happened 1,000 years ago. In short, fuck em.
Posted by: BruceTheRobert at February 02, 2011 08:45 AM (LZWc6)
Posted by: George Orwell at February 02, 2011 08:49 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 02, 2011 08:50 AM (ivCSJ)
________
I hear he can cut guns with his mind!
Posted by: The Blue Rajah at February 02, 2011 08:51 AM (NmR1a)
Speaking of our first Peanut Brained President, there's this from the Washington Times:
The tennis court at former President Jimmy Carter‘s private home is swept twice a day, his pool is cleaned daily and his grass cut, his flower beds weeded and his windows washed on a regular basis — all at taxpayers’ expense.
Under an arrangement with the National Park Service, taxpayers are responsible for the exterior of Mr. Carter‘s home in Plains, Ga. — to the tune of $67,841 last year alone. In exchange, the government obtains the right to add the home to the Jimmy Carter National Historic Site when he and his wife pass away.
Other presidents have had similar life estate agreements calling for their properties to be turned over after their deaths, but to have taxpayers footing the bill for upkeep and maintenance of the CartersÂ’ property appears to be unique, and itÂ’s drawing fire at a time of tight federal budgets.
The budget for the overall Carter National Historic Site has grown 32 percent over five years, from $1.29 million in 2006 to a request of $1.704 million in 2010.
Posted by: James Earl Carter at February 02, 2011 08:51 AM (ihSHD)
Baked by the sun, every time I go to Cairo and I'm still
And I"ve been kicked by the wind, robbed by the sleet
Had my head stoved in but I'm still on my feet
And I'm willin, oh I'm willin
Posted by: AC360, Your See It, Lick It, Bounce It Off My Head a Couple of Times Kind of Guy at February 02, 2011 08:52 AM (8K+v+)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 02, 2011 08:54 AM (sZ+lP)
The budget for the overall Carter National Historic Site has grown 32 percent over five years, from $1.29 million in 2006 to a request of $1.704 million in 2010.
Posted by: James Earl Carter at February 02, 2011 12:51 PM (ihSHD)
And the current plan is to only let tourists with License Plates ending in even numbers in on Monday, Weds, and Friday....
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 02, 2011 08:56 AM (AdK6a)
Posted by: King Mubarak the Third at February 02, 2011 08:56 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: George Orwell at February 02, 2011 08:57 AM (AZGON)
_________
I heard it was Napoleon, who used it for cannon target practice.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 02, 2011 08:59 AM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: Michael Spinx at February 02, 2011 09:01 AM (DPM1U)
__________
Wikipedia to the rescue:
The Egyptian Arab historian al-Maqrîzî, writing in the 15th century AD, attributes the loss of the nose to iconoclasm by Muhammad Sa'im al-Dahr, a Sufi Muslim from the khanqah of Sa'id al-Su'ada.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 02, 2011 09:02 AM (xGZ+b)
I am proud of President Obama...so proud. His strategic leadership is shaping the future of the ME and I support him. Keep up the good work my "Little-Big Iman"
May the Tears of Allah be with you ...V/R UBL
Posted by: Usma Bin Laden at February 02, 2011 09:06 AM (By4wu)
That's an urban legend, considering they have engravings of the nose being gone before Napoleon's troops visited.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 02, 2011 09:08 AM (sZ+lP)
Posted by: SurferDoc at February 02, 2011 09:08 AM (o3bYL)
259 On some it is.
Is it really wrong that my first thought when seeing the footage was "I really hope those poor camels and horses don't get hurt?".
And for once, I'm in concurrence with Brian: I'm kinda doubting the whole Mubarak goons thing -- the more the MB ran its yap, the nastier the crowds got and the more a lot of Eygptians started rethinking the whole shebang...the MB has to keep this sort of outrage whipped up otherwise their little power grab runs out of steam.
Posted by: unknown jane at February 02, 2011 09:11 AM (5/yRG)
jimgeraghty
By the way, let's have a brief moratorium on Anderson Cooper or Christiane Amanpour jokes while they're out risking their necks.
Am I wrong in thinking tough shit? They still report their biased bullshit so I should feel sorry for them here somehow?
Posted by: dagny at February 02, 2011 09:13 AM (ZuJDg)
I vote to send Keif Oldmann to interview the agitated youths in Egypt.
Is there live video of Anderson getting hit on his head? Don't they know he is their friend and from CNN? How insulting...and note the violence has increased since Obammy told them no violence yesterday, like a school marm to the bad boys. Shocking, their lack of respect for the President of the World.
Posted by: ChristieBlinky at February 02, 2011 09:15 AM (zFyaZ)
Posted by: dananjcon at February 02, 2011 09:16 AM (pr+up)
In view of all of the lies which this administration and their shills in the MSM have already told, and in view of all of the outrageously sleazy stunts which they're already pulled to conceal and to deflect attention away from their outrageously sleazy misconduct, to save face and to cover their asses, I don't understand why anybody would be gullible enough or foolish enough to believe anything that this administration and their slimy shills in the MSM tells them.
If you pay close attention, you can watch and figure out for yourself what is going on in Egypt and in the rest of the Middle East. You shouldn't have to let this lying administration and their lying shills in the MSM do your thinking for you. Geezez, this slimy administration of fuck-ups and their corrupt shills in the MSM have their dirty fingerprints all over every event that is occurring over there, and they're lying to conceal it.
Posted by: Brian at February 02, 2011 09:16 AM (sYrWB)
Posted by: Jenny Markeson at February 02, 2011 09:19 AM (By4wu)
Posted by: George Orwell at February 02, 2011 09:19 AM (AZGON)
I'd bet he packed a burka in his luggage precisely for this reason.
Posted by: Fritz at February 02, 2011 09:22 AM (GwPRU)
I saw a clip the other day when a ute picked up a cannister and threw it back like no big deal, must not be as strong as the CS I had in basic, just marching up to the site for training made your eyes water before we were subjected to the real deal, they have to do better.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 02, 2011 09:22 AM (ivCSJ)
Posted by: unknown jane at February 02, 2011 09:23 AM (5/yRG)
Posted by: George Orwell at February 02, 2011 09:26 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: Bobby Wallace at February 02, 2011 09:28 AM (By4wu)
Am I wrong in thinking tough shit? They still report their biased bullshit so I should feel sorry for them here somehow? Posted by: dagny at February 02, 2011 01:13 PM
Moreover, they are there voluntarily, and are being paid a shit-ton of money for it. They are not soldiers, who lay their lives on the line out of a sense of duty.
I'd worry about real war correspondents, those men and women who risked it all to bring home the truth, but not so much for posturing, preening stars who advance the agendas of our enemies.
But I'm guessing this is a minority view. "Poppin' Fresh" is in full believe-the-media mode now, and is probably only a few minutes away from asking for prayers for "poor Anderson...."
Posted by: MrScribbler© at February 02, 2011 09:28 AM (Ulu3i)
Posted by: Brian at February 02, 2011 09:29 AM (sYrWB)
I did italicize Dagny's comment so it would be separated from my response. Really.
I blame the oil in Pixy's milk!
Posted by: MrScribbler© at February 02, 2011 09:31 AM (Ulu3i)
Posted by: George Orwell at February 02, 2011 09:32 AM (AZGON)
BTW Gibbsy is mealy-mouthing about Egypt now. What a greasy fuck.
Get the EPA on that stat!
Thank God I had already swallowed my diet coke!
Posted by: Progressives For Peace at February 02, 2011 09:36 AM (ihSHD)
Posted by: runningrn at February 02, 2011 09:37 AM (ihSHD)
Posted by: traditional Egyptian folk song at February 02, 2011 09:38 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: joncelli at February 02, 2011 09:43 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: pitythefool at February 02, 2011 09:48 AM (BjQSh)
I'd name mine Janet, so when it was bad I could yell "Damnit!" at it.
Reminds me of that old Bill Cosby sketch. Growing up, he thought his name was "God Dammit" and his brother was "Jesus Christ".
Posted by: runningrn at February 02, 2011 10:05 AM (ihSHD)
_________
I heard it was Napoleon, who used it for cannon target practice.
There is documentary evidence that it was Obelix.
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 02, 2011 10:23 AM (3YYhR)
_________
I heard it was Napoleon, who used it for cannon target practice.
There is documentary evidence that it was Obelix.
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 02, 2011 02:23 PM (3YYhR)
If you look at the Sphinx, the head is ridiculously out of proportion to the body, and was likely a shrine to Anubis, before being defaced by some random pharaoh douchenozzle. See: "The Sphinx Mystery" by Robert Temple.
Posted by: tangonine at February 02, 2011 10:29 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Fatslob at February 02, 2011 02:24 PM (jkG6N)
FTFY
Posted by: Barak Obama at February 02, 2011 10:31 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 02, 2011 12:32 PM (sZ+lP)
FIFY.
_______
FIFY.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 02, 2011 10:48 AM (IrbU4)
Posted by: BruceTheRobert at February 02, 2011 11:56 AM (LZWc6)
Posted by: The_Vig at February 02, 2011 12:52 PM (1zWTb)
Posted by: cheshirecat at February 02, 2011 06:10 PM (QJWjM)
Posted by: cheshirecat at February 02, 2011 06:11 PM (QJWjM)
Posted by: cheshirecat at February 02, 2011 06:30 PM (QJWjM)
All praise Allah that this will be Obama fleeing Washington in January 2013...
Posted by: Tony253 at February 02, 2011 08:15 PM (rfqU/)
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