December 02, 2011
— andy It's coming down to this?
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Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 02, 2011 03:56 PM (Qxdfp)
Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at December 02, 2011 03:56 PM (QKKT0)
well i guess we shouldn't have been saying for mths, anyone but obama. maybe they heard us.
Posted by: willow at December 02, 2011 03:57 PM (h+qn8)
Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at December 02, 2011 03:57 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 02, 2011 03:57 PM (t2Zxt)
Posted by: Newt at December 02, 2011 03:59 PM (QKKT0)
you go first.
Posted by: willow at December 02, 2011 04:00 PM (h+qn8)
...and we still haven't found what we're lookin' for.
Posted by: ontherocks at December 02, 2011 04:01 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: meekrob at December 02, 2011 04:01 PM (/0HuL)
Posted by: Bill Ayers at December 02, 2011 04:03 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: willow at December 02, 2011 04:03 PM (h+qn8)
you go first.
Mitt's underwear makes him invulnerable to evil spells.
Your turn.
Posted by: Newt at December 02, 2011 04:03 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: willow at December 02, 2011 04:04 PM (h+qn8)
(Threw my first vote for Dole. Bob Dole. Bob Dole got my first vote.)
(Bob Dole.)
Posted by: Jew janitor's mop bucket at December 02, 2011 04:04 PM (mHLwI)
Posted by: willow at December 02, 2011 04:05 PM (h+qn8)
Posted by: willow at December 02, 2011 04:06 PM (h+qn8)
Posted by: mpfs at December 02, 2011 04:07 PM (9Hma/)
Mitt is a highly successful businessman who specializes in managing rescues. He has executive experience in a hostile legislative environment and is also a smart man.
And Bambi is a SCOAMF.
Posted by: joncelli at December 02, 2011 04:07 PM (+MbqG)
Posted by: willow at December 02, 2011 04:08 PM (h+qn8)
Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at December 02, 2011 04:08 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Leo Ladenson at December 02, 2011 04:09 PM (noDS4)
Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at December 02, 2011 04:09 PM (QKKT0)
That seriously made me feel better, thank you! Excellent perspective. Glass half full, when I had been thinking it was half empty and cracked all across the bottom.
Posted by: MissTammy at December 02, 2011 04:10 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at December 02, 2011 04:11 PM (QKKT0)
To paraphrase Donald Rumsfeld:
You try to take back the White House from that red diaper baby anti-capitalist SCOAMF with the candidate you have
Posted by: Jones at December 02, 2011 04:12 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at December 02, 2011 04:12 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Abdominal Snowman's Furry Butt Supports Rick Perry's Drama For President at December 02, 2011 04:13 PM (5sjB7)
LOL, it really is a Hobson's choice, isn't it, rubes?
To make yourselves feel better we recommend staying home next November and not voting, to send your messages and to prove your points. Heh.
Posted by: David Axelrod at December 02, 2011 04:13 PM (f8XyF)
Posted by: willow at December 02, 2011 08:02 PM (h+qn
>>Have you looked where the streets have no name?
Posted by: Bono at December 02, 2011 08:02 PM (Zs83Q)
ISWU2DT
I live where the streets have no name, and no lights for that matter.
Posted by: ontherocks at December 02, 2011 04:14 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: willow at December 02, 2011 04:15 PM (h+qn8)
@29: "If magical golden plates are discovered buried in the earth, Mitt will know how to read them."
When you get down to it, is that any more weird than a virgin giving birth, an old dude parting the Red Sea, or all animal life on the planet being direct relatives of two of every species that somehow coexisted and fasted for 40 days and nights?
Once you get into religion, you kinda have to accept some stuff that is facially a ltittle bit less-than-plausible.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 02, 2011 04:15 PM (jAqTK)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 02, 2011 04:15 PM (x/9BF)
you go first.
Posted by: willow at December 02, 2011 08:00 PM (h+qn
Well let's see.
They haven't raped any nuns.
They haven't nuked any orphanages or kitteh shelters.
They do not currently worship the Anti-Christ.
What am I missing?
Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2011 04:15 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Reality Man at December 02, 2011 04:15 PM (L2x1w)
Posted by: Chris at December 02, 2011 04:16 PM (FMjOm)
Posted by: dagny at December 02, 2011 04:16 PM (I4h50)
Posted by: willow at December 02, 2011 08:15 PM (h+qn
Well that's true. Instead, they'll be the ones doing the pushing.
Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2011 04:16 PM (s7mIC)
No, it's because he's a whiny bitch.
Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2011 04:17 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: dagny at December 02, 2011 04:17 PM (I4h50)
Do any of you have links explaining it?
How scared should I be? Cuz it sounds to me like Game Over.
Posted by: Pecos, All Perry, all the time at December 02, 2011 04:17 PM (2Gb0y)
Posted by: Leigh T at December 02, 2011 04:17 PM (MdtSC)
Posted by: Chris at December 02, 2011 08:16 PM (FMjOm)
Nope. He's just a whiny stupid douchebag that got his ass kicked in his reelection.
Posted by: buzzion at December 02, 2011 04:18 PM (GULKT)
No, it's because he's a whiny bitch.
Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2011 08:17 PM (s7mIC)
55 51 Nah. He comes off as a whiny douchebag. I actually agree with him but find him too annoying to listen to.Posted by: dagny at December 02, 2011 08:17 PM (I4h50)
Hmmm I believe we have a hat trick with my comment 58.
Posted by: buzzion at December 02, 2011 04:19 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at December 02, 2011 04:20 PM (QKKT0)
Neither has a daddy fetish in which daddy abandoned them and they are trying to bring his foreign political foibles here
Both appear to be heterosexual
Neither appears to be a coke freak
Neither is a liberation theologian (communist)
.....
Posted by: dagny at December 02, 2011 04:20 PM (I4h50)
Posted by: Alice's Clone Army at December 02, 2011 04:20 PM (SR/kL)
They do not currently worship the Anti-Christ.
What am I missing?
Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2011 08:15 PM (s7mIC)
wait are you sure?
heh
Posted by: willow at December 02, 2011 04:21 PM (h+qn8)
Posted by: toby928© at December 02, 2011 04:21 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at December 02, 2011 04:22 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: biscuiteater at December 02, 2011 04:22 PM (3A4gQ)
Posted by: Heartless Nora at December 02, 2011 04:22 PM (VxqUc)
Well, the Left is apeshit nuts against it. So, instincively, I think it can't be half bad.
Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2011 04:23 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Retired Geezer at December 02, 2011 04:23 PM (jsjAy)
Posted by: Apple at December 02, 2011 08:22 PM (r2PLg)
Oh man I would so trade both Mitt and Newt for Angie Merkel
Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2011 04:23 PM (s7mIC)
Fortunately, not a single vote has yet been cast.
Posted by: Dandalo at December 02, 2011 04:23 PM (GAJm6)
Posted by: dagny at December 02, 2011 04:23 PM (I4h50)
Posted by: willow at December 02, 2011 04:24 PM (h+qn8)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 02, 2011 04:24 PM (eHIJJ)
It's funny, if you love Mittens, Huntsman is really the safer choice. Less baggage, better, bolder economic plan etc.
And..
If you like Newtie, Santorum is the safer, establishment, yet pretty conservative alternative.
Again, less baggage, just as, or more conservative, etc.
However, both alternatives are beta male douches, who make ginas close up shop and are objects of derision from men.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 02, 2011 04:24 PM (Gbp0g)
What we need are innovative, bold, transformative, six-sigma, 21st-century solutions to age-old problems like black holes. Like putting citizen councils in charge of whether black holes should stay or not.
Posted by: Professor Newtie the Brilliant at December 02, 2011 04:25 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: None of the Above at December 02, 2011 04:25 PM (OkW7e)
I think I'll just buy a katana and commit seppuku in front of the local polling place on election day. I cannot fucking believe this crop of clowns is the best we can do.
Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 02, 2011 04:25 PM (AlW15)
Posted by: willow at December 02, 2011 04:26 PM (h+qn8)
People, the next presidential election is too important to even consider taking your ball and going home just because you can't vote for the nominee of your dreams.
DEFEAT OBAMA.
I know some of you may respond to this with ' but he's a RINO' or 'he's no better than what we have now' or something else quite pithy or yada yada YADA...
DEFEAT OBAMA.
Posted by: Jones at December 02, 2011 04:27 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 04:27 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Heartless Nora at December 02, 2011 04:28 PM (VxqUc)
Posted by: willow at December 02, 2011 04:28 PM (h+qn8)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2011 04:28 PM (s7mIC)
Santorum comes in a strong third in Iowa, declares victory, Alan Keyes style circa 2000, and moves into South Carolina for two weeks.....
Hmmmm....
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 02, 2011 04:29 PM (ogCxr)
Posted by: Rick Perry at December 02, 2011 04:30 PM (niZvt)
Neither is a liberation theologian (communist)
.....Posted by: dagny at December 02, 2011 08:20 PM (I4h50)
Nor ghostwritten with blacked out grades and old girlfriends.
Posted by: ontherocks at December 02, 2011 04:30 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: dagny at December 02, 2011 04:30 PM (I4h50)
Newt is probably going to be our nominee.
Who else? I mean really.....who else?
Romney just (apparently) refused a Lincoln Douglas style debate with
him. Game over.
Perry started preparing for this thing a few short months before it began. That doesn't work (see Fred Thompson)
The rest....please
Posted by: Reggie1971 at December 02, 2011 04:31 PM (1P47F)
Posted by: Rick Perry at December 02, 2011 04:31 PM (niZvt)
I'm gonna get a couple of my redneck friends, pack a few Louisville Sluggers and axe-handles, and stand outside a minority polling place and say "You gonna be ruled by the crackas".
What's Holder gonna do?
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at December 02, 2011 04:31 PM (qiOph)
We are sooo boned.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 02, 2011 04:31 PM (UTq/I)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2011 04:31 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: gride at December 02, 2011 04:31 PM (UOT8H)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 02, 2011 04:32 PM (4q5tP)
He comes off as immature and too earnest like he's going to convince you of his presidential credentials by backing you into a corner and preaching at you until you agree
He reminds me of the missionary that was bugging me on spring break to accept Christ and give up my drinking and carousing.. I was pretty buzzed though, I might be off the mark.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 02, 2011 04:33 PM (5/eyF)
HAHAHA that is great
I actually saw Newt give a speech here last year
he is a little on the rotund side, let's just say that
Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2011 04:33 PM (s7mIC)
And then cut you off before you even open your mouth.
Santorum lacks temperament.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 02, 2011 04:34 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 04:34 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Chris at December 02, 2011 04:34 PM (FMjOm)
well Mitt was good at.......
and old Newt was a good.........
screw it, both of you get hell of my lawn.
Posted by: Racefan at December 02, 2011 04:34 PM (xfURQ)
So.. who will be the first to p-shop Newt's face on to the Stay-Puft Marsmallow Man ?
Dude needs to go on The Primal Diet.
No more carbs Newtie.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 02, 2011 04:34 PM (8x9WG)
Posted by: Drunken Donuts at December 02, 2011 04:35 PM (AxHOT)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 02, 2011 04:35 PM (8x9WG)
In all seriousness, why in the hell would any conservative support Romney over Huntsman?
Huntsman's economic plan is much, much bolder and more conservative.
Huntsman has been consistently pro-life.
Huntsman is strongly pro-2nd amendment.
Huntsman was governor of Utah, not Massachusetts.
Huntsman opposed NCLB (I believe Utah considered pulling out, but decided they'd lose too much federal funding).
Am I missing something? I get that people are pissed at Huntsman for being Obama's ambassador, but is he secretly far to the left of Romney and Gingrich on some major issue. I'm speaking from ignorance here...
Posted by: stickety at December 02, 2011 04:35 PM (FUDwf)
OK, so Mittens is the douche because at least it's clean, right? And flexible, too.
That leaves Gingrich as what now?
Ugh, a once in a lifetime chance to sweep the entire federal government and we have these two colossal disappointments.
Posted by: imp at December 02, 2011 04:35 PM (UaxA0)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 04:35 PM (niZvt)
...no I'm not hinting at Palin. Don't want her at this point.
I really vehemently dislike Romney AND Gingrich.
Posted by: Sgt. York at December 02, 2011 04:35 PM (H3Kr3)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 04:37 PM (niZvt)
It will take a little work, I am thinking we need a state of the art biology/genetics lab.
We take dna samples from all our nominees and a couple that decided not to run.
We take Sarah's corruption fighting skills, Ron's financial knowledge, Newt's debating skills and foreign policy knowledge, the Ricks's, Michelle and religious standing, Herm's business acumen, Mitt and Jon's hair and then we make a late night grave expedition and get a little Reagan dna.
There we go, the perfect monster.
Or, we just run my old gym shoes. They have been polling 10 points up on Obama.
Posted by: David Kramer at December 02, 2011 04:37 PM (OkW7e)
Posted by: Heartless Nora at December 02, 2011 04:37 PM (VxqUc)
Posted by: dagny at December 02, 2011 04:37 PM (I4h50)
Posted by: Andy at December 02, 2011 08:35 PM (XG+Mn)
Lace Wigs/Butt Weld Pipes 2012!
Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2011 04:37 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 08:35 PM (niZvt)
Cancer?
Posted by: ErikW at December 02, 2011 04:37 PM (Y0pZ/)
106
When Santorum lost the senate race in Pennsylvania, it tainted his chance for rebound. However who ever thought Tricky Dicky could return from the dead?
Nixon had his problems. Wage and price controls. EPA. Er...Watergate.
But, he was tenacious. In 1962 he was left for dead. He came back in 1968 and won the damn thing by a close margin. Then in 1972 he won it again by an epic margin. You know, I dont' give a shit, I like RMN. The press hated him probably more than anyone in human history, and I think that is a feather in the cap of his legacy.
Posted by: Reggie1971 at December 02, 2011 04:38 PM (1P47F)
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at December 02, 2011 08:36 PM (qiOph)
Only if I get to choose who rides it. And I get the controls.
Posted by: buzzion at December 02, 2011 04:38 PM (GULKT)
I really vehemently dislike Romney AND Gingrich.
Posted by: Sgt. York at December 02, 2011 08:35 PM (H3Kr3)
Buckley Rule, boys and girls. Let's not let the perfect be the enemy of the good
Posted by: Drunken Donuts at December 02, 2011 04:38 PM (AxHOT)
You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet.
Maybe we are down to two, maybe not, but the fights will go on, and the candidates will keep on attacking their own, weakening the eventual winner, who will go forth sullied from the dirt and wounded from the magnifed percieved flaws.
The the real dirt starts. Whoever the Republican nominate will be branded racist just for runnning. And it will get worse. Much worse.
Think slimey swamp creatures bred on animal waste.
Whoever wins better have a very thick skin. And a strong family.
Posted by: lazy american fool/clown clinging bitterly to my guns at December 02, 2011 04:38 PM (wN82N)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 04:38 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: dagny at December 02, 2011 08:30 PM (I4h50)
dagny that was also a good point.
Posted by: willow at December 02, 2011 04:39 PM (h+qn8)
Nancy Pelosi on the Sybian? Thanks for the nightmares. Asshole.
And concerning actual politics, I say we vote for the turd sandwich (I'll let you all figure out which one is which at this point) and get him elected, but fight to give him a conservative Senate and House to work with.
If Obama keeps screwing stuff up, his reverse coat-tails can be a once in a generation opportunity to have two wave elections in a row.
The Presidency is just one branch of three.
Posted by: Lee (in KY) at December 02, 2011 04:39 PM (XtxRN)
Too bad they're both currently wearing luminous meh tee shirts.
Posted by: ontherocks at December 02, 2011 04:39 PM (HBqDo)
Oddly, that gives me Ice T's wife Coco.
Her ass must be as fake as her boobs.
Posted by: toby928© at December 02, 2011 04:39 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 04:39 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: gride at December 02, 2011 08:31 PM (UOT8H)
This is the Primary. Pick your candidate and make your argument. When we have a nominee, support him/her.
Posted by: Artruen at December 02, 2011 04:39 PM (fDGF1)
Whoa! I sense a groundswell. Get Trump on the horn. Maybe we can get Wigs in on some debate action.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 02, 2011 04:40 PM (eHIJJ)
We need someone who will fight the Left, not collaborate with it. Huntsman is a bit too accommodationist.
Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2011 04:41 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 04:41 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Alice's Clone Army at December 02, 2011 04:41 PM (SR/kL)
Posted by: Meggie Mac at December 02, 2011 04:42 PM (8Yqrz)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 04:42 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 02, 2011 08:40 PM (jeBXD)
If he threw in, I'd vote for him.
Posted by: ErikW at December 02, 2011 04:42 PM (Y0pZ/)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 04:43 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Heartless Nora at December 02, 2011 04:43 PM (VxqUc)
SE Cupp on the Sybian? Much, much better. And she'd better as hell keep the glasses on.
I'll, er... be back in a moment
Posted by: Lee (in KY) at December 02, 2011 04:43 PM (XtxRN)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 08:41 PM (niZvt)
How could she not?
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2011 04:44 PM (8Yqrz)
Posted by: dagny at December 02, 2011 04:44 PM (I4h50)
Another thought.
Here in Michigan there is a lot of concern about crossover voting. Since our Republican Primary is open with no party affiliation requirements, Democrats can vote for a Republican acceptable to them, or even one whom they think easiest to beat. There is historical evidence of this, both ways actually, which likely affected some past primary elections. This also is likely to occur in other states without Democratic Primaries. In a close race between two candidates with perceived flaws, Republicans expect a strong coordinated crossover vote, planned by Democrats to influence the final choice.
This is not tin foil hat stuff, this is being openly discussed and planned. And there is not a thing to be done about it.
Best efforts right now are at the local levels, to out-organize the Michigan Democratic Machine, and turn out the Republican vote in record numbers. A daunting task indeed, in this state. And a good reason we need a solid candidate that can achieve an early consensus lead. A close one here and elsewhere could have some serious downside.
It ain't always easy, folks. ABO! Focus on the goal.
Posted by: lazy american fool/clown clinging bitterly to my guns at December 02, 2011 04:44 PM (wN82N)
maybe staying politically unaware was better, you guys get through the primaries i just pull the arm for whomever, not so harsh feeling.
Posted by: willow at December 02, 2011 04:44 PM (h+qn8)
Yes, actually that is a great point. Let's have Congress setting policy. In that case, all we really need is a warm body to sit in the Oval Office and sign bills.
Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2011 04:44 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at December 02, 2011 04:44 PM (otfJ1)
Posted by: toby928© at December 02, 2011 08:39 PM (GTbGH)
So I'm grabbin a beer at a local watering hole, and the cute bartender (about 5'2", 110 i.e. PERFECT) with kickass fake cans is taking my order. Bitch turns around and PA_DOW!
No way that was HER ass. And it looked like shit. Stuck out about 6 more inches than it should have.
WRONG!
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at December 02, 2011 04:45 PM (qiOph)
Posted by: Meggie Mac at December 02, 2011 08:42 PM (8Yqrz)
I am going to have to be the judge of that!
Posted by: David Kramer at December 02, 2011 04:45 PM (OkW7e)
Posted by: Racefan at December 02, 2011 04:45 PM (xfURQ)
Posted by: Opinionator at December 02, 2011 04:45 PM (H14Av)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 04:46 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 04:46 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: newrouter at December 02, 2011 04:46 PM (xD4bD)
Posted by: Doctor Fish
Few her remember that epochal time, and how Dick Nixon returned from the political dead. In today's parlance, Nixon would be a pretty leftist Republican on many issues. Remember HE started the EPA, his administration enforced desegregation by bussing in the South, he nominated John Paul Stevens to the USSC. He made Arthur Burns head of the Fed, who was the worst Fed Chairman in the 2nd half of the 20th century. And he took us off the gold standard.
Consider what the alternative was: - Hubert Humphrey.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at December 02, 2011 04:47 PM (sJTmU)
Posted by: rabidfox at December 02, 2011 04:48 PM (LNrAZ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 04:48 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 08:46 PM (niZvt)
NO! It's not! Don't look, it cannot be unseen.
Posted by: ErikW at December 02, 2011 04:48 PM (Y0pZ/)
Higher profile state...he's been planning the Presidential run forever.
Posted by: Titania Perrywinkle at December 02, 2011 04:48 PM (SsG4J)
Machines for sale has more junk in his closet than Newt.
Posted by: huerfano at December 02, 2011 04:48 PM (fecOD)
Posted by: Lee (in KY) at December 02, 2011 04:48 PM (XtxRN)
This is why.
Posted by: Rick Santorum at December 02, 2011 04:49 PM (Fuvkb)
Posted by: hurricane567 at December 02, 2011 04:49 PM (uEle+)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 08:46 PM (niZvt)
Duly noted.
Posted by: ErikW at December 02, 2011 04:50 PM (Y0pZ/)
Posted by: Drunken Donuts at December 02, 2011 04:50 PM (AxHOT)
Can't say the same about the SCOAMF (given his special fondness for Reggie).
So we got that goin for us. Which is nice.
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at December 02, 2011 04:50 PM (qiOph)
When scoping bartender butt, the beer bottle telescope must be completely emptied.
Posted by: ontherocks at December 02, 2011 04:51 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: Encyclopedia Mythologica epub at December 02, 2011 04:52 PM (rqZsd)
Posted by: Heartless Nora at December 02, 2011 04:53 PM (VxqUc)
I'm voting for Romney then jumping off a bridge.
Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at December 02, 2011 04:53 PM (sFhEw)
Posted by: Newt at December 02, 2011 04:53 PM (a1DlD)
Posted by: The Dude at December 02, 2011 04:54 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: Lee (in KY) at December 02, 2011 04:54 PM (XtxRN)
First beer of the night, or I'd have been tryin bang her like Mohammed with a 9 year old.
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at December 02, 2011 04:54 PM (qiOph)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 04:55 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: nickless at December 02, 2011 04:57 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 04:57 PM (niZvt)
This bridge is taken. Move along to the next one.
Posted by: George Bailey at December 02, 2011 04:57 PM (Fuvkb)
Anyone that watches Faux News is an idiot.
Oh goodness. I never thought of that. I guess I better re-evaluate my viewing habits. Thanks for pointing that out.
Fuckwad.
Posted by: LGoPs at December 02, 2011 04:58 PM (+Uv5V)
Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at December 02, 2011 04:58 PM (sFhEw)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 04:58 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Santa at December 02, 2011 04:58 PM (vj51i)
that might be interesting to watch
Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2011 04:58 PM (s7mIC)
192 In my opinion, Julie Banderas has the best legs, hooter's, and butt on Fox News and Fox Business. She's a great package. Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 02, 2011 08:50 PM (Lt/Za)
Yes. Julie has my vote.
Posted by: bernverdnardo at December 02, 2011 04:59 PM (xXhWA)
Posted by: newrouter at December 02, 2011 04:59 PM (xD4bD)
Anyone that watches Faux News is an idiot.
Well, anybody who watches MS-NBC is a...
...ah, nobody watches MS-NBC.
Posted by: nickless at December 02, 2011 05:00 PM (MMC8r)
that might be interesting to watch
Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2011 08:58 PM (s7mIC)
You really need to get out and get laid more.
Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at December 02, 2011 05:00 PM (sFhEw)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 05:00 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: TalkingPointsMemo.com Combing Diligently Through 15 Years of O'Reilly Tapes at December 02, 2011 05:00 PM (Fuvkb)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at December 02, 2011 05:00 PM (Te1S8)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 08:58 PM (niZvt)
Granted, I might have had an adult beverage or two... but, what if there's no merit to the accusations? Surely anyone running for office knows that if they've ever done anything morally questionable, they shouldn't run. Hell, I'm pretty politically savvy but know that I can never run for public office (there's video, I'm sure).
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at December 02, 2011 05:01 PM (otfJ1)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 05:01 PM (niZvt)
Can you legally advertsise a job and say democrats need not apply?? Antone know
No, but I'm sure you could weed them out in the interview process.
Posted by: fluffy at December 02, 2011 05:01 PM (4pSIn)
Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at December 02, 2011 05:01 PM (ndp2I)
@90: "A little light-hearted banter instead of pounding the table on issues might give Sanitarium a goose in standing."
Signs that anyone other than his mother and dog might vote for him could be helpful, too.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 02, 2011 05:02 PM (jAqTK)
Posted by: toby928© at December 02, 2011 05:02 PM (GTbGH)
well, yes, that is true.
It still might be interesting to watch. After lying in bed smoking a cigarette after a 3-way with SE Cupp and Julie Banderas.
how about that?
Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2011 05:02 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at December 02, 2011 09:01 PM (otfJ1)
I know.
Posted by: YouTube at December 02, 2011 05:02 PM (qiOph)
I have a feeling that whoever wins, they're gonna keep bringing the pain.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 02, 2011 05:03 PM (tS7Wt)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at December 02, 2011 05:03 PM (otfJ1)
Hooter's
Anyone that watches Faux News is an idiot
Okay. I feel that it is necessary to point out that you do NOT require an apostrophe to indicate a plural, and the correct phrasing is "anyone who", and not "anyone that."
Thank you. I feel much better now.
Posted by: Wodeshed, amateur grammarian at December 02, 2011 05:03 PM (SgLsM)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 05:03 PM (niZvt)
how about that?
Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2011 09:02 PM (s7mIC)
I'm just going to lay in bed by myself later because I know that as a taxpayer, a citizen, and a patriot that I'm f*cked.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at December 02, 2011 05:04 PM (otfJ1)
Been there, done that.
Posted by: Bawney Frank at December 02, 2011 05:05 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Wodeshed, amateur grammarian at December 02, 2011 09:03 PM (SgLsM)
Have you met AllenG? He's currently head of our Department of Pedantics, and he'd love your work.
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at December 02, 2011 05:05 PM (qiOph)
Posted by: sTevo at December 02, 2011 09:03 PM (VMcEw)
heh that is awesome
yeah that doesn't seem like too much to ask, but apparently it is
Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2011 05:05 PM (s7mIC)
He's gambling his announcement that he's staying in the race will get him a lot of viewers.
He wants MORE attention over this?
Posted by: Bawney Frank at December 02, 2011 05:06 PM (MMC8r)
I'm just going to lay in bed by myself later because I know that as a taxpayer, a citizen, and a patriot that I'm f*cked.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at December 02, 2011 09:04 PM (otfJ1)
As long as there's Green Jobs and High-Speed Rail, we will never be defeated.
Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at December 02, 2011 05:06 PM (sFhEw)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 05:06 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 02, 2011 05:07 PM (tS7Wt)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 09:06 PM (niZvt)
Um. Brb.
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at December 02, 2011 05:07 PM (qiOph)
When have you seen her legs and butt? Not that I would disagree, of course, but if you have a source, I demand access in order to judge your assessment
Posted by: Drunken Donuts at December 02, 2011 05:08 PM (AxHOT)
@126: "Ugh, a once in a lifetime chance to sweep the entire federal government and we have these two colossal disappointments."
The GOP had total control of the government not that long ago, and they couldn't do shit with it except spend more money.
*shrug*
The whole system is fucked.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 02, 2011 05:08 PM (jAqTK)
Posted by: Keep Honkin I'm Reloading at December 02, 2011 05:08 PM (V0mYp)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 05:09 PM (niZvt)
I'm just going to lay in bed smoking by myself later because I know that as a taxpayer, a citizen, and a patriot that I'm f*cked.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at December 02, 2011 05:10 PM (otfJ1)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 05:10 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Keep Honkin I'm Reloading at December 02, 2011 05:11 PM (V0mYp)
Posted by: Newt at December 02, 2011 05:12 PM (a1DlD)
Gawd that's annoying."
I've made a good paycheck doing that.
Posted by: Whitney Cummings at December 02, 2011 05:12 PM (jAqTK)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 05:13 PM (niZvt)
Keep repeating that to yourself. Eventually you might come to actually believe it.
Posted by: cranky-d at December 02, 2011 05:13 PM (H2G0R)
Hmmm... on the one hand a guy who did a political add, on the other hand a guy who implemented a healthcare system that will bankrupt Massachusetts. Yeah, fuckin RINOs both of them, no difference.
Posted by: Elize Nayden, Newtist at December 02, 2011 05:14 PM (97AKa)
@207: "That's the most disillusioned I've been since I realized Hanson were boys."
We'll just leave you with your illusions, then.
Posted by: Poison at December 02, 2011 05:15 PM (jAqTK)
Posted by: Newt at December 02, 2011 09:12 PM (a1DlD)
Study after study has shown that NYT readers love cock in their ass. Try Newsmax, faggot.
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at December 02, 2011 05:15 PM (qiOph)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2011 09:09 PM (s7mIC)
Dood, I'm thinking that's Julie Buffarillo.
....either that or I picked the wrong week to quit huffin nail polish
Posted by: ontherocks at December 02, 2011 05:15 PM (HBqDo)
Study after study, has shown Faux News watchers are dumb as bricks. Simpletons, try the New York Times for a change.
What channel is it on, Smokey?
Posted by: Wodeshed at December 02, 2011 05:16 PM (SgLsM)
I think Megyn looks better than ever now.
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 02, 2011 05:16 PM (SLSkf)
Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2011 05:16 PM (j2U1D)
@215: 'Seriously, Herman the Love Bug must be a Total Idiot. How could he run for President, knowing all this was hanging over his head the whole time?"
How indeed.
Posted by: Zombie JFK and Bill Clittin' at December 02, 2011 05:17 PM (jAqTK)
Now, you're all living at home with your parents and unable to make a single decision based on even the most rudimentary critical thinking skills. How do I know? Because if you weren't you'd all be supporting Turd Sandwich by now.
Posted by: Hollowprick, Father of the Year at December 02, 2011 05:17 PM (Fuvkb)
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at December 02, 2011 05:17 PM (qiOph)
Kinda meaty.
Posted by: ErikW at December 02, 2011 09:12 PM (Y0pZ/)
I take that back, I had a girlfriend that rode show horses.
Meaty is good!
Posted by: ErikW at December 02, 2011 05:17 PM (Y0pZ/)
On that note, you know what someone did at our McDonald's tonight? They shit in the urinal. That's seriously fucked up and that person needs a beating.
Posted by: nickless at December 02, 2011 05:18 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 05:18 PM (niZvt)
Have any of you guys seen Jill Biden's ass?
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 02, 2011 09:17 PM (Lt/Za)
Sure. Want to buy a picture?
Posted by: Wodeshed at December 02, 2011 05:18 PM (SgLsM)
Posted by: SethPower at December 02, 2011 05:19 PM (e6MoS)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 05:19 PM (niZvt)
Have any of you guys seen Jill Biden's ass?
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 02, 2011 09:17 PM (Lt/Za)
I thought you were Jill Biden's ass.
Posted by: nickless at December 02, 2011 05:20 PM (MMC8r)
Think if you were in a room with TK. Would you be able to laugh with him like that, even if you were faking?
Right.
Posted by: USS Diversity at December 02, 2011 05:20 PM (UKlME)
Posted by: Hollowprick, Father of the Year at December 02, 2011 09:17 PM (Fuvkb)
Yeah I laughed.
(even though I'm only making an educated guess about what this sock refers to)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 02, 2011 05:21 PM (CIiJL)
Posted by: dagny at December 02, 2011 05:21 PM (I4h50)
Posted by: toby928© at December 02, 2011 05:21 PM (GTbGH)
On that note, you know what someone did at our McDonald's tonight? They shit in the urinal. That's seriously fucked up and that person needs a beating.
The Occupy McDonald's people were there?
Posted by: USS Diversity at December 02, 2011 05:22 PM (UKlME)
Julie Banderas legs
Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2011 09:18 PM (s7mIC)
Lettin' one fly and gettin' ready to brag on it?
Posted by: ontherocks at December 02, 2011 05:22 PM (HBqDo)
Ye gods, I never thought it would get this bad.
Posted by: Newton Minnow at December 02, 2011 05:23 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: dagny at December 02, 2011 05:23 PM (I4h50)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 05:24 PM (niZvt)
Never invite me to your house. You've probably never heard of the notorious "upper-decker".
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at December 02, 2011 05:24 PM (qiOph)
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at December 02, 2011 05:24 PM (Fuvkb)
That is useful information and its quite easy to come a croper if you are not vigilant.
Posted by: The LEGO Ideas Book ePub at December 02, 2011 05:25 PM (Yl6rb)
Posted by: ErikW at December 02, 2011 05:26 PM (Y0pZ/)
If I were drinking HIS Chivas, stealing HIS silverware, and banging his wife? Yea, I think I could have conjured up a chuckle or two.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 02, 2011 05:26 PM (tS7Wt)
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at December 02, 2011 09:24 PM (Fuvkb)
-----------------------
That's not very nice. 'Ores are people, too.
Posted by: Zombie Benny Hill at December 02, 2011 05:27 PM (jAqTK)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at December 02, 2011 05:27 PM (7EV/g)
Posted by: The LEGO Ideas Book ePub at December 02, 2011 05:28 PM (niZvt)
If we're still talking about hot Fox anchors, I'd like to give a shout out to a former favorite, the lovely and talented Alexis Glick.
Damn I wish she was still there.
Posted by: Wodeshed at December 02, 2011 05:28 PM (SgLsM)
Don't forget Hollowprick's misogyny, it's a major feature
I can get on board with that. Then again, I'm fair and balanced.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 02, 2011 05:29 PM (ogCxr)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2011 05:30 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 05:31 PM (niZvt)
Tsk.
I wish she were still there.
Subjunctive with the indefinite. (Just because you went grammarian earlier)
Posted by: dagny at December 02, 2011 05:31 PM (I4h50)
Yeah, misogyny is bad, very bad. Now go make me a sammich, bitch, before I take the strap to yer ass. Useless scrunt. And grab me a beer while yer at it.
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at December 02, 2011 05:32 PM (qiOph)
Alexis Glick turned in her conservative passport and joined the enemy force at Clinton News Network.
This news saddens me greatly.
Posted by: Wodeshed at December 02, 2011 05:33 PM (SgLsM)
Now go make me a sammich, bitch, before I take the strap to yer ass. Useless scrunt. And grab me a beer while yer at it.
Only if you are alpha., than yes.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 02, 2011 05:33 PM (/UvCX)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 05:34 PM (niZvt)
Subjunctive with the indefinite. (Just because you went grammarian earlier)
I wasn't in the subjunctive mood.
Posted by: Wodeshed at December 02, 2011 05:34 PM (SgLsM)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 02, 2011 09:33 PM (vQfJ3)
Funny that someone with "genetic" in his nick would say that.
That's your answer. And other taboo subjects.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 02, 2011 05:35 PM (P+Rq+)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 05:36 PM (niZvt)
Mark Dantonio.
Of course that means a win in Michigan and loss in Wisconsin.
A third party never smelt better.
Posted by: Spartan Fan at December 02, 2011 05:36 PM (k4hO9)
well according to Wikipedia, she is still with Fox but she is preggers
Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2011 05:36 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: derit at December 02, 2011 05:37 PM (FQlFL)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 02, 2011 09:17 PM (Lt/Za)
Yes. It's real, and it's spectacular.
Posted by: Jones at December 02, 2011 05:37 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Ronster at December 02, 2011 05:37 PM (/c/ec)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 02, 2011 05:37 PM (vQfJ3)
Tsk.
I wish she were still there.
Actually my preference was when she was movin' a bit IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: ontherocks at December 02, 2011 05:38 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 05:38 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at December 02, 2011 05:39 PM (qiOph)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 05:40 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 02, 2011 09:38 PM (Lt/Za)
that was mean
Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2011 05:40 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 02, 2011 05:40 PM (P+Rq+)
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 02, 2011 05:41 PM (98AOY)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 05:41 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 05:42 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Jones at December 02, 2011 09:41 PM (8sCoq)
LOL AWESOME
Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2011 05:42 PM (s7mIC)
How do you like THAT grammar, Wodeshed?
Crude but effective. No room for misinterpretation. I give it a six.
Posted by: Wodeshed at December 02, 2011 05:43 PM (SgLsM)
eh. at the end of it all we just need a repub prez and a repub senate, it will seem like a dream compared to now.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2011 05:44 PM (JYheX)
The douche in the picture tells you everything you need to know about this study.
I think there was a four-second period once during Bush's first term in which I wasn't thinking about sex, but I can't be certain.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 02, 2011 05:44 PM (Fuvkb)
Posted by: Wink Martindale at December 02, 2011 05:45 PM (/2Eom)
Romney is smart but lacks intellectual courage to take a stand.
Neither one will empower the people (economy) by shrinking the size of government.
Posted by: Valiant at December 02, 2011 05:46 PM (aFxlY)
Posted by: Jones at December 02, 2011 05:46 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 02, 2011 05:46 PM (vQfJ3)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 05:46 PM (niZvt)
OT. Just finished watching Knute Rockne All American for the first time on TCM. Corny, but in a good way.
I miss Reagan so much. I also miss what Notre Dame used to be. I graduated in 1993, just before the rot set in. It was still a school that encouraged you to love your country. Ever since they invited the SCOAMFOTUS to speak at graduation, not so much.
Posted by: Palandine at December 02, 2011 05:48 PM (g7D8V)
Posted by: Newt at December 02, 2011 05:48 PM (a1DlD)
Actually there were a few seconds starting at 3:43 that I caught.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 02, 2011 05:48 PM (Fuvkb)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7rkHQAFUl0&feature=related
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 02, 2011 09:46 PM (niZvt)
Fuckin' polar, man. I think you poked my eyes out.
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at December 02, 2011 05:48 PM (qiOph)
Fox News is just following an old advertising/PR truism: if you're attracted to the messenger, you'll stay for the message
Well, shazzam! And I thought it was just pure random chance in the journalism school selection process that gave us all these hotties.
Nyuk, nyuk.
Posted by: LGoPs at December 02, 2011 05:50 PM (+Uv5V)
Female anchors offer certain nipply advantages
Nipples, FTW!
...and Jennifer "Cool Breeze" Anniston makes a return appearance...
Posted by: Wodeshed at December 02, 2011 05:50 PM (SgLsM)
I thought it was a criticism leveled at me somehow.
Not at all.
And I'll just say it....
Blacks age better than whites, looks wise, by and large. Darker skin helps to repel the sun's worst side effects.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 02, 2011 05:50 PM (Z04ra)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 02, 2011 09:38 PM (Lt/Za)
After viewing that I'm reviewing alternatives to sleeping tonight, but in all fairness pics of her just before she passed away about 40 years ago are slightly more flattering.
Posted by: ontherocks at December 02, 2011 05:50 PM (HBqDo)
Stupid repugs and their interminable hormones. Breeder cons.
Posted by: Newt at December 02, 2011 05:51 PM (a1DlD)
I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams.
Posted by: Morgan Freeman Says Fuck You, Racist! at December 02, 2011 05:52 PM (Fuvkb)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 02, 2011 05:52 PM (vQfJ3)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 02, 2011 05:54 PM (Fuvkb)
Posted by: Newt at December 02, 2011 09:51 PM (a1DlD)
Holy shit! You're still here? Or are you back after sucking a few pints of jizz? Got those spuzz-muscles all poppin?
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at December 02, 2011 05:55 PM (qiOph)
Posted by: Jesusland at December 02, 2011 05:55 PM (jIlzK)
I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams.
Andy will be lookin like Brooks in a couple years under that hot Mexico sun my man. You will be cruisin along, pickin up all sorts of latina honeys.
Stay strong.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 02, 2011 05:55 PM (iFevj)
Posted by: The Soul Mirror AudioBook at December 02, 2011 05:57 PM (AiJJw)
Sure, but I don't act on there every call like the breeder cons do, then expect everyone to pay for their little ones schooling.
Posted by: Newt at December 02, 2011 05:59 PM (a1DlD)
Posted by: Zombie Rodney Dangerfield at December 02, 2011 06:00 PM (vQfJ3)
My bad! I switched around the male/female hormones in liberals by accident.
Okay, it wasn't really an accident.
Posted by: God at December 02, 2011 06:02 PM (Fuvkb)
Blacks age better than whites, looks wise, by and large. Darker skin helps to repel the sun's worst side effects.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 02, 2011 09:50 PM (Z04ra)
I don't think that's accurate. Every black guy I've ever known has gotten a sunburn.
Posted by: ErikW at December 02, 2011 06:04 PM (Y0pZ/)
So we keep smokin' and we keep drinkin' havin' fun and never thinkin'
Laughin' at the price tags that we pay
And we keep rollin' down the fast lane like two young men feelin' no pain
And the reasons for quittin's gettin' bigger each day
Posted by: Jared Loughner at December 02, 2011 06:04 PM (e8kgV)
I would still rather have Perry because of his executive experience, but if I have to choose between these two guys, Ill take Newt. Romneycare takes Mitt out completely for me.
And
--global warming fraud
--Fannie and Freddie lobbying
--a personal life that makes Giuliani look like a fundamentalist
don't bother you?
Say what you will about Mitt, he's so straightlaced he ought to be a SocialCon's wet dream, Mormonism notwithstanding.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 02, 2011 06:16 PM (w7K7d)
So, John McCain's still available, right? Technically, couldn't it still be his turn since America kinda deserves a mulligan after Obama? I'm certain the MFM would back him this time. What could happen?
Oh puhleeze. Remember when Mitt was the Conservative Alternative to Juan McClimateFraud?
Please, let the old Manchurian Candidate geezer, his bimbo wife and slut daughter just go away for good.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 02, 2011 06:19 PM (w7K7d)
Romney is running at the center/center-left right now. I fear what he'd do in the general if he got the nomination.
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 02, 2011 06:25 PM (vQfJ3)
Sure, but I don't act on there every call like the breeder cons do, then expect everyone to pay for their little ones schooling.
And they will be paying taxes for your AZT cocktails to keep you alive while you try to molest their kids. Sad, isn't it?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 02, 2011 06:30 PM (w7K7d)
Please return your 'SarcMeter 100' to your local GenuSarc Service Center to have its 100,000 Word Warranty Service applied. I think it broke somewhere around Comment #80.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 02, 2011 06:37 PM (eHIJJ)
Curmudgeon@407,
Please return your 'SarcMeter 100' to your local GenuSarc Service Center to have its 100,000 Word Warranty Service applied. I think it broke somewhere around Comment #80.
Ack, my bad. That's what I get for being up since 3 this morning....
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 02, 2011 06:41 PM (w7K7d)
Posted by: Opinionator at December 02, 2011 06:42 PM (H14Av)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 02, 2011 07:35 PM (yh0zB)
I don't care when the poofs show up but this place needs a makeover. The carpet still smells like cat pee, there's loose tags and double posts everywhere, no color and WTF is that gibbering loon supposed to be?
Posted by: DaveA at December 02, 2011 08:19 PM (1kXSm)
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Posted by: Joel Leggett at December 03, 2011 03:30 AM (rHirp)
I am waiting to see what Mrs. Cain has to say to Mr. Cain. If she shows up with Gloria Allred in tow, he is in deep doo doo. I find Newt as arrogant as The One, though a bazillion times smarter. Mitt is a great guy and his job at the Olympics was stellar, but his interview on Fox the other night took all the air out of the room.
Help me foks, Huntsman is starting to look, well, not so bad. He has a great record as Utah's governor. The fact that he was willing to work in the cabinet of The One is scary. He smacks of Repulican elitism - but jeesh - Republicans are looking like a bunch of dopes these days.
Posted by: JudyM at December 03, 2011 05:57 AM (ie/uy)
The other governed like a liberal.
Posted by: Arms Merchant at December 03, 2011 06:16 AM (+XVQe)
Really? that's all I'm saying. I'm not a Romeny bot. I just want the person who can beat Obama.
Yes, really.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at December 03, 2011 06:33 AM (O7ksG)
JudyM,
This is what I learned from Utahns (I moved here about 16 months ago) about Huntsman. They are very disenchanted with him. IIRC the last poll had Mitt pulling 70% to Jon's <20% (that was quite a while ago).
When I've spoken with people about him, and this includes folks who worked on his campaigns, I found that it wasn't so much that they think he's too liberal (I have heard that about Mitt from quite a few Utahns, incidentally), but that they don't trust him. Apparently, he was pretty cavalier about reneging on some campaign promises. The one that seems to have produced the most bitterness is a school vouchers program that came up for a referendum. Huntsman promised to support it, but when push came to shove he refused to do so.
I agree with Vic that Huntsman is further to the right than Mitt -- he has been really consistently pro-life and is very pro-gun. Sometimes Huntsman is called a liberal on gay rights, but really I think he's pretty mainstream -- he supports civil unions but opposes gay marriage. And unlike Romney he doesn't appear to have tried to really play to gay rights activists -- I don't see a letter from him to the Log Cabin folks pledging to work for gays to serve openly in the military, for example.
Huntsman did sign us up for some sort of a carbon trading thing, but in his defense on that we do have a really bad smog problem here due to thermal inversions. And, frankly, many Utahns are pretty centrist on environmental issues.
A couple of months ago I would have said I'd vote for Mitt over Huntsman, but that was when I was (naively) operating under the assumption that Mitt was an honorable person. I no longer feel that way. Huntsman has a bolder economic plan, real foreign policy experience (not just in O's admin but also a few Republican administrations), and has actually governed a bit to the right of Romney. So he is now a slightly better option than Mitt in the primary.
But I'm still for Perry.
Posted by: Y-not, Perrynista in Utah at December 03, 2011 07:38 AM (5H6zj)
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