July 23, 2011

Mad UK Scientist Open Thread. [krakatoa]
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1 How many cures or even promising discoveries have they made?

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at July 23, 2011 07:12 AM (3xl01)

2 There was a Malcolm McDowell movie years ago called Lucky Man, or some such.  Had a scene with a man/sheep hybrid.  Still gives me the creeps.

Posted by: pep at July 23, 2011 07:13 AM (6TB1Z)

3 OT Sorry,but something is rotten in Den-Norway.This guy was some kind of muslim or muslim symp,he had to be.I'm no tin foil hat guy but something is wrong there.

Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2011 07:16 AM (+f5cN)

4
Is this the Oslo attack post?

Posted by: lolsoothsayer at July 23, 2011 07:18 AM (QxQJ6)

5

Well, at least now we know where the Island of Doctor Moreau is located.

Posted by: Sam at July 23, 2011 07:19 AM (V9Tsq)

6 We don't know what religion the guy is. There is a lot of unwarranted speculation going on and it would be better to just wait it out. 

Posted by: Vic at July 23, 2011 07:19 AM (M9Ie6)

7
okay, good

I'll bring my stuff over here, then.
brb...

Posted by: lolsoothsayer at July 23, 2011 07:19 AM (QxQJ6)

8
He and some other suspect, who is believed to work in agriculture (who had access to bomb-making materials) are described as "Norwegian fundamentalist-Christians with anti-Islamic views."

What's most strange, imo, is their choice of targets. If they're so darned anti-Muslim, why didn't they blow up/shoot up a mosque?

Posted by: lolsoothsayer at July 23, 2011 07:19 AM (QxQJ6)

9 Dr. Moreau, I presume?

Posted by: beedubya at July 23, 2011 07:19 AM (AnTyA)

10 6 Agreed,but somethings are not adding up.I'm sensing a false flag attack here.

Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2011 07:20 AM (+f5cN)

11 1 How many cures or even promising discoveries have they made?

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at July 23, 2011 11:12 AM (3xl01)

Probably ranks right up there with all the cures from embryonic stem cells

Posted by: Red Shirt at July 23, 2011 07:20 AM (FIDMq)

12 8 Exactly.I intended to bring it up yesterday that I was surprised muslims hadn't tried an attack and blamed it on "right wingers" or Jews since our MFM is ready to jump on the most tenuous connections to avoid blaming muslims.

Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2011 07:22 AM (+f5cN)

13 So?  In a few years time, we'll have a real life Omaha the Cat Dancer...

Posted by: Mad Capn Bob at July 23, 2011 07:22 AM (LZ/lZ)

14 If the muslims saw how the Loughner business was played and had a few brain cells it would be obvious.

Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2011 07:23 AM (+f5cN)

15 "Oh, but we have to do this. My thesis advisor said it's the only way I'll get a PhD!"

Posted by: t-bird at July 23, 2011 07:23 AM (FcR7P)

16 #3, Jawa Report was following that yesterday. His whole out of the blue background is really fishy. No long term contacts like Oklahoma City or history of lunacy like Gifford's shooter.

 There's no way a guy pulls something that without help, lots of planning over time, and other warning signs. Not that any of that would be obvious before the atrocity, but his online background is too cleanly written like something out of crappy episode of Law & Order after Dick Wolf went the full libtard.

Posted by: The Donkey Show at July 23, 2011 07:23 AM (ijjAe)

17 I have often wondered about the origins of Lady Gaga.

Posted by: MisterMoney at July 23, 2011 07:24 AM (wN82N)

18 If I were a hybrid, I'd want to be half kangaroo. Imagine my verticals in the NFL Combine.

Posted by: USS Diversity at July 23, 2011 07:25 AM (Jyt+i)

19 PIG MAN!!!  IT'S A PIG MAN!!!

Posted by: Kramer at July 23, 2011 07:26 AM (X6akg)

20 I don't want to speculate but can we trust the investigators?I just hope the Norwegians really look into this.

Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2011 07:26 AM (+f5cN)

21 MAN-BEAR-PIG!!!!!

Posted by: Algore at July 23, 2011 07:29 AM (vU8xc)

22

Were the mad UK scientists working for the Umbrella Corporation?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2011 07:29 AM (4q5tP)

23

Bring on the cat-girls!

Posted by: Alex at July 23, 2011 07:30 AM (J2ejK)

24 If the muslims saw how the Loughner business was played and had a few brain cells it would be obvious. Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2011 11:23 AM (+f5cN) Why one guy, why let him live, why such a strange target, why such a risky plan ("May I have a boat ride"?!)

Posted by: t-bird at July 23, 2011 07:30 AM (FcR7P)

25 If I were a hybrid, I'd want to be half kangaroo. Imagine my verticals in the NFL Combine.

Plus, no more need to carry a purse or wallet, depending.

Posted by: pep at July 23, 2011 07:30 AM (6TB1Z)

26 18 If I were a hybrid, I'd want to be half kangaroo. Imagine my verticals in the NFL Combine.

Posted by: USS Diversity at July 23, 2011 11:25 AM (Jyt+i)

Plus you could carry the ball in your pouch.

Posted by: MisterMoney at July 23, 2011 07:30 AM (wN82N)

27

KRAMER

You got room for the pig-man?

George

The pig-man can take the bus.

KRAMER

You know, if pig-man had a car, he'd give you a ride.

George

How do you know? What if Pigman had a two-seater?

KRAMER

Come on George, be realistic.

Posted by: USS Diversity at July 23, 2011 07:31 AM (Jyt+i)

28 20 I don't want to speculate but can we trust the investigators?I just hope the Norwegians really look into this.

We will make this fit The Narrative. And you will Believe The Narrative.

Posted by: MSM & the Gubbermint at July 23, 2011 07:31 AM (z63Tr)

29 Why UK?  Why did you make a jackal / jackass hybrid and send him to us to elect president?  What did we do to you?

Posted by: pep at July 23, 2011 07:31 AM (6TB1Z)

30 Maybe a Norwegian Concerned Christian Conservative noticed how the media treats mohammedans with kid gloves due their tendency toward violence and decided that sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at July 23, 2011 07:31 AM (iYwUw)

31 Just creepy and wrong. 

Posted by: Dianne at July 23, 2011 07:32 AM (+tzv7)

32

Man-Animal hybrids.  Now every man can have a 5-ft elephant dick.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2011 07:32 AM (4q5tP)

33 Kangaroos can retract their balls to protect them from getting kicked.Good ability to have.

Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2011 07:34 AM (+f5cN)

34 I'm sure we'll have an Oslo thread today.Hopefully NOT by DrewM.

Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2011 07:35 AM (+f5cN)

35 If every man had a 5-ft johnson, you'd never be able to horde your raisins, Count.

Posted by: krakatoa at July 23, 2011 07:35 AM (bbJJG)

36

Now every man can have a 5-ft elephant dick.

Nooo! I'll lose my major selling point!

Posted by: USS Diversity at July 23, 2011 07:36 AM (Jyt+i)

37 29 20 We will make this fit The Narrative. And you will Believe The Narrative. Posted by: MSM & the Gubbermint at July 23, 2011 11:31 AM (z63Tr) Let it fit a narrative. Who cares? This doesn't absolve the muzzies in any way for their prior actions, and it doesn't promote Christianity to the same brutal level as Islam. And, again, prayers for the kids. Regardless of what drove this asshole to start shooting, it wasn't anything the teens did. Finally, did anyone else read that the maximum prison sentence for the shooter would be 21 years? Is this true??

Posted by: Joejm65 at July 23, 2011 07:36 AM (9SPxt)

38
that's despicable, steevy

Posted by: lolsoothsayer at July 23, 2011 07:36 AM (QxQJ6)

39 24

Bring on the cat-girls!

Meow!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 23, 2011 07:36 AM (c0A3e)

40 The hybrids have been produced secretively over the past three years by researchers looking into possible cures for a wide range of diseases. Bullshit. An "Ass-Democrat" is a cure for nothing. They just want to do it. There will be PhD's and articles for each of the "rhino-rabbit" combos they try out. And a professorship for the first unicorn. I wouldn't mind it so much if they weren't lying about it. If you want to cure a disease, you study the disease. You don't splice a toad and a bicycle together.

Posted by: t-bird at July 23, 2011 07:36 AM (FcR7P)

41 #33, I think you just hit the bulls eye on the real reason for that "research."

Posted by: Dianne at July 23, 2011 07:37 AM (+tzv7)

42 I am a hybrid - part man, part horse. You're welcome.

Posted by: John Holmes at July 23, 2011 07:38 AM (9SPxt)

43 well......all you guys may want an elephant sized dick......but imagine hauling that thing around with you 24/7........

Posted by: phoenixgirl at July 23, 2011 07:38 AM (eOXTH)

44 33

Man-Animal hybrids.  Now every man can have a 5-ft elephant dick.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2011 11:32 AM (4q5tP)

That large, it would pretty much be the whole body...wait a minute, any way we can get a dna sample of current white house occupant?

Posted by: Red Shirt at July 23, 2011 07:38 AM (FIDMq)

45 If I were a hybrid, I'd want to be half kangaroo. Imagine my verticals in the NFL Combine. Posted by: USS Diversity at July 23, 2011 11:25 AM (Jyt+i) Good luck, rookie. You have to land sometime.

Posted by: Alligator Head - Cheetah Legs at July 23, 2011 07:40 AM (FcR7P)

46

Man-Animal hybrids.  Now every man can have a 5-ft elephant dick.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2011 11:32 AM (4q5tP)

Then they'll need bigger hands too.

Posted by: Tami at July 23, 2011 07:40 AM (X6akg)

47 My matter transmission experiments had ah,unintended,consequences.You got garbage in the other room??

Posted by: Seth Brundle at July 23, 2011 07:40 AM (+f5cN)

48 Hmm so a lone whack job bombed a government building then went to an island and killed 80 plus more people? Alrighty then!

Posted by: Krazy Kat at July 23, 2011 07:41 AM (A23u6)

49 Elephants actually have a penis bone like whales don't they?Blood alone can't keep that thing stiff.

Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2011 07:41 AM (+f5cN)

50
Remember MANIMAL?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at July 23, 2011 07:41 AM (QxQJ6)

51 LOL, Tami.

Posted by: Dianne at July 23, 2011 07:41 AM (+tzv7)

52 33

Man-Animal hybrids.  Now every man can have a 5-ft elephant dick.

Not a good idea in practice.  For starters, it would be a burden just lugging that thing around, even before it was enlarged by massive blood flow.  Second, a 5-ft penis fully erect would probably kill the human host as then the other brain wouldn't have enough blood to function.  Third, um, unless your date was Rosie O'Donnell or C*ntessa Brewer, a 5-ft penis wouldn't be very pleasurable for your lady.  

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 23, 2011 07:42 AM (c0A3e)

53 We're going to need some bigger goats!

Posted by: Achmed The Hybrid at July 23, 2011 07:43 AM (FcR7P)

54 What are the laws?(Dr Moreau reference,any body remember some?)

Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2011 07:43 AM (+f5cN)

55 Maybe these Brit scientists were trying to create Spiderman for reals.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 23, 2011 07:44 AM (c0A3e)

56 Not to go on all fours.That is the law.

Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2011 07:44 AM (+f5cN)

57

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 23, 2011 11:42 AM (c0A3e)

Man you ruin everything!

Posted by: USS Diversity at July 23, 2011 07:44 AM (Jyt+i)

58 Not to spill blood. That is the law.

Posted by: Mr. Book at July 23, 2011 07:45 AM (L1sKL)

59 Man-Animal hybrids have existed for centuries. Most of them live in Pakistan and Afghanistan.

Posted by: Joejm65 at July 23, 2011 07:46 AM (9SPxt)

60 59 Thank God I'm not the only one!!!LOL

Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2011 07:46 AM (+f5cN)

61 joe, they are not human or animals

Posted by: phoenixgirl at July 23, 2011 07:47 AM (eOXTH)

62 Are we not men?

His is the Hand.

His is the House of Pain.

Posted by: Mr. Book at July 23, 2011 07:47 AM (L1sKL)

63 Buddy Hackett explains why that whole man/elephant thing just won't work: http://xrl.us/bk2wu3

Posted by: Rondinellamamma at July 23, 2011 07:48 AM (165ZM)

64 63 They weren't alllowed to eat meat at all I think.Also they weren't supposed to drink like beasts(lappping up water).I forget the others.

Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2011 07:49 AM (+f5cN)

65

*squirt*

Posted by: Anthony Weiner, Nucleic Acid Donor at July 23, 2011 07:49 AM (C0Z3w)

66
The Veteran.

Anyone see it?

Posted by: soothsayer at July 23, 2011 07:50 AM (QxQJ6)

67 Repeat after me children:Jews are pigs and dogs.

Posted by: Palestinian childrens show at July 23, 2011 07:50 AM (+f5cN)

68 It is a shame the '30's version of Dr. Moreau, "Island of Lost Souls" w/Charles Laughton, is not out on dvd or bluray (though why do you need a bluray of a b&w film? to make the grays more vibrant?). Lugosi is really great as the Sayer of the Law.

"You made us Things! Not Men! Not Animals! Things!!"

Posted by: Mr. Book at July 23, 2011 07:51 AM (L1sKL)

69 Have they perfected the Hasselhoff/Ewok sex model?

Posted by: Oh, hamburgers at July 23, 2011 07:52 AM (vwyaX)

70 62 joe, they are not human or animals Posted by: phoenixgirl at July 23, 2011 11:47 AM (eOXTH) They are not men, they are...Devo?

Posted by: Joejm65 at July 23, 2011 07:52 AM (9SPxt)

71 Oh Lord.Rodriguez is going to make a "Machete" sequel.

Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2011 07:53 AM (+f5cN)

72 Let it fit a narrative. Who cares? This doesn't absolve the muzzies in any way for their prior actions

Or their current actions.  Let us not forget the reason why we thought this was a Muslim group...they took credit for it.  And they cheered it on and called it payback for the cartoons and other perceived offenses.

Clearly they thought that the sociopathic mass murderer must have been Muslim.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 23, 2011 07:53 AM (73tyQ)

73 Cross Contessa Brewer with the skateboarding bulldog to produce a journalist that can perform useful tricks.

Posted by: George Orwell at July 23, 2011 07:55 AM (AZGON)

74 A Machete sequel would be worth it just for another Tito&Tarantula/Chingon/Novalima soundtrack.  Lot to be said for MexiMetal.

Posted by: Mr. Book at July 23, 2011 07:58 AM (L1sKL)

75 AmishDude,  I do remember from history that the Nazis and the Jihadist-types were pretty firmly allied during WWII.

Also,  I am remembering that Norway had a large pro-Nazi group led by Quisling.

Someone needs to dig deeper into this guy;'s connections.

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 23, 2011 07:59 AM (Fo83G)

76 "Have they perfected the Hasselhoff/Ewok sex model?" It can crawl up a trunk to its treehouse while completely inebriated yet not drop its hamburger or webcam.

Posted by: George Orwell at July 23, 2011 08:00 AM (AZGON)

77 Yeah, normally these "mad scientist" stories wind up being meh, but when I did a quick read of this the other day I was pretty damned horrified. 

Posted by: Y-not at July 23, 2011 08:00 AM (5H6zj)

78 well......all you guys may want an elephant sized dick......but imagine hauling that thing around with you 24/7........

I get by.

Posted by: nickless at July 23, 2011 08:01 AM (MMC8r)

79 "all you guys may want an elephant sized dick......but imagine hauling that thing around with you 24/7" Think of the grocery bill for the peanuts alone.

Posted by: George Orwell at July 23, 2011 08:03 AM (AZGON)

80 Man-Animal hybrids.  Now every man can have a 5-ft elephant dick. I'll take 5 inches, and it doesn't even have to work that well...

Posted by: The GOP at July 23, 2011 08:05 AM (9SPxt)

81 @34
So Obama's a kangaroo?  (And Michelle has one heck of a kick?)

Posted by: Y-not at July 23, 2011 08:05 AM (5H6zj)

82 What animal do we cross with a Congressman to develop a politician with a spine?

Posted by: George Orwell at July 23, 2011 08:06 AM (AZGON)

83 Who in the heck wants a 5 ft schlong???

By the time you add the required testicles, you're talking a mouse setting astride two tennis balls with a Nathens hot dog sewn to his crotch.

And unless you're hitting Rosie Odonnel, you ain't using but the first foot of it anyhow.
Now an elephants trunk, that could be handy as hell.
You could paint the house with both hands while you stuff peanuts up your ass at the same time.
Now that's handy!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 23, 2011 08:10 AM (6Im7x)

84 Posted by: George Orwell at July 23, 2011 12:06 PM (AZGON)

For more spine it would be a jellyfish.

For a real spine...who knows?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 23, 2011 08:10 AM (LH6ir)

85 These scientists have become so distant from anything resembling humanity that they can no longer even see their own souls.

It is disgusting. It is disturbing. They are so far over the line as to be amoral.

They need to extract their heads from their fucking test tubes long enough to take a walk in the park. They need to see mothers kissing their daughters and fathers tossing a ball with their sons.

The specimens/materials/INGREDIENTS with which they have chosen to to experiment, in an effort to concoct only God-knows-what, are not exotic herbs and spices but the building blocks of life. HUMAN LIFE.

I cannot, for the life of me, express how strong my feelings are about this issue.

Posted by: As If... at July 23, 2011 08:11 AM (piMMO)

86 Animal-human hybrids. Isn't this precisely the shit they said ethical scientists would never, ever, EVER do even if they had the tech? Yeah.

Posted by: lauraw at July 23, 2011 08:12 AM (Pl56+)

87 Perhaps they could work on something with the body of a crab and head of a social worker

Posted by: Woody Allen at July 23, 2011 08:12 AM (Ehkdx)

88

It's government research for self-replication. I've always suspected that politicians were bred in a highly secure facility for the public's safety so they wouldn't mix with the general population.

Finally, the truth comes out.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 23, 2011 08:12 AM (d0Tfm)

89 Newcastle University has discovered they can hybridize the embryo of a vampire with stem cells from Nancy Pelosi, but the result is indistinguishable from Pelosi herself.

Posted by: George Orwell at July 23, 2011 08:12 AM (AZGON)

90 OT Sorry,but something is rotten in Den-Norway.This guy was some kind of muslim or muslim symp,he had to be.I'm no tin foil hat guy but something is wrong there.

I'm with you. Something just isn't ringing quite right.

Posted by: As If... at July 23, 2011 08:13 AM (piMMO)

91 Can the world possibly, finally be ready for my five-assed monkey?

Posted by: Dr. Alphonse Mephesto at July 23, 2011 08:14 AM (Ehkdx)

92 Animal-human hybrids. Isn't this precisely the shit they said ethical scientists would never, ever, EVER do even if they had the tech? Yeah.

Who the fuck would have admitted to it?!

Posted by: As If... at July 23, 2011 08:14 AM (piMMO)

93 I call dibs on the first mermaid!

Posted by: Buddha at July 23, 2011 08:15 AM (Ehkdx)

94 It is a hard way, the way of being a man. Sooner or later we all want a thing that is bad. To walk on all fours. To suck up drink from a stream. To jabber, instead of saying the words. To go snuffling at the earth, and to claw on the bark of trees. To eat flesh, or fish. To make love to more than one, every which way. These are all bad things. These are not the things that men do. But we are men, are we not? We are men because the Father has made us men!

Posted by: The Lawsayer at July 23, 2011 08:15 AM (GTbGH)

95 87 Animal-human hybrids. Isn't this precisely the shit they said ethical scientists would never, ever, EVER do even if they had the tech? Yeah. Posted by: lauraw at July 23, 2011 12:12 PM (Pl56+) Yes, and we know that the new race of An/Hums will be Democrats, because Dems will make sure a host of new laws are passed to protect them from, you know, hatred and stuff. They'll get their own bathrooms and everything. This must be stopped. ASAP.

Posted by: Joejm65 at July 23, 2011 08:15 AM (9SPxt)

96 Newcastle University has discovered they can hybridize the embryo of a vampire with stem cells from Nancy Pelosi, but the result is indistinguishable from Pelosi herself.

But unlike The Count on Sesame Street, the hybrid can't do basic math. 

Posted by: pep at July 23, 2011 08:16 AM (6TB1Z)

97 Re Norway: it is odd that this anti-Islamist (alleged) didn't go after a mosque.  On the other hand, if his world view is that the Norwegians are being "race traitors" or whatever, maybe it makes sense.

But to me there is something very telling about the design of the attacks.  The purpose of the bombs was to misdirect and get the folks on the island to let their guards down, imho.  He wanted the experience of the up close and personal mass murder of those teenagers.  So I guess right now my money is on 95% sick bastard (a la Jeffrey Dahmer) with 5% political ideology primarily factoring in choice of target.  Without that 5%, he'd have gone and shot up a high school or sporting event or something, imho. 


I do think the "false flag" possibility exists, as suggested above. 

Posted by: Y-not at July 23, 2011 08:17 AM (5H6zj)

98 @94 I call dibs on the first mermaid!

*golf clap*

Posted by: Y-not at July 23, 2011 08:18 AM (5H6zj)

99 Maybe Planet of the Apes will scare the shit out of enough people to make them take notice.

Sure, It's a sci-fi movie, but millions of idiots have bee prompted to action by less.

(AGW, anyone?)

Posted by: As If... at July 23, 2011 08:18 AM (piMMO)

100 Sure, It's a sci-fi movie, but millions of idiots have bee prompted to action by less.

*nods*

Posted by: The China Syndrome at July 23, 2011 08:20 AM (GTbGH)

101 They have inserted DNA from Dr. Moreau into protoplasm from Andy Stern and developed a scientist who can turn animals into teamsters.

Posted by: George Orwell at July 23, 2011 08:20 AM (AZGON)

102 Fuckity fuck! I am so pissed about all of this.

They are using the excuse that when they create a test-tube life, they then kill it within 14 days, so it's okay?!

Posted by: As If... at July 23, 2011 08:21 AM (piMMO)

103 Posted by: The China Syndrome at July 23, 2011 12:20 PM (GTbGH)

Good point.

Posted by: As If... at July 23, 2011 08:22 AM (piMMO)

104 94 I call dibs on the first mermaid!

Have you seen the 4th Pirates movie?  You don't want those mermaids, they'll rend your flesh, shatter your dreams, and devour your very soul. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 23, 2011 08:22 AM (c0A3e)

105 That guy killed 80 people? Gotta be either a muzz or a muzzsymp.

Posted by: USS Diversity at July 23, 2011 08:22 AM (Jyt+i)

106 What I don't get about the Oslo attacks is the targets. If the guy's background is what the guy made it out to be, why go to the campground?

Posted by: The Donkey Show at July 23, 2011 08:24 AM (ijjAe)

107 Isn't this precisely the shit they said ethical scientists would never, ever, EVER do


"Ethical scientist?"  What did they cross the scientist with to make it ethical?

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 23, 2011 08:25 AM (TVvXc)

108

FUCK OFF CHRISTARDS!

 

like American Christians he doesnÂ’t like the integration of his white race with other races. He bullshit at the Muslims so he decided to kill 91 blue-eyed pale skin liberals!

how many more innocent people have to suffer because these assholes are continuing HitlerÂ’s policy of a white Aryan race only for planet earth?

Ninety-one people dead so far all because some pasty white right wing radical is mad at the Muslims for getting their “chocolate in my peanut butter”

Posted by: KayInMaine at July 23, 2011 08:25 AM (g7xmg)

109 #54 - thread winner

Posted by: Quint at July 23, 2011 08:26 AM (I5I9l)

110 I am now craving breakfast. Hmmm.

Poached eggs and hot french bread are a given. But do I go with the corned beef hash or with a Vidalia-onion Bubba Burger?

Decisions, decisions.

Posted by: As If... at July 23, 2011 08:27 AM (piMMO)

111 It's going to be a troll-filled weekend, I can see that. 

Posted by: Y-not at July 23, 2011 08:27 AM (5H6zj)

112

Ninety-one people dead so far all because some pasty white right wing radical is mad at the Muslims for getting their “chocolate in my peanut butter”

too soon for jokes!


Posted by: soothsayer at July 23, 2011 08:27 AM (QxQJ6)

113 Yaaayyy!!


KiM is in the house.

Posted by: As If... at July 23, 2011 08:28 AM (piMMO)

114 They are using the excuse that when they create a test-tube life, they then kill it within 14 days, so it's okay?!

Posted by: As If... at July 23, 2011 12:21 PM (piMMO)

Is it really life when it isn't created by g-d?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 23, 2011 08:28 AM (yQWNf)

115 Why would someone be mad that they have chocolate and peanut butter?

Posted by: Joffen at July 23, 2011 08:28 AM (EPcuy)

116 I LOVE Reese's Peanut Butter Cups!

Posted by: As If... at July 23, 2011 08:29 AM (piMMO)

117 Why would someone be mad that they have chocolate and peanut butter?

Ssh, she's rolling.

Posted by: toby928™ at July 23, 2011 08:29 AM (GTbGH)

118

Posted by: As If... at July 23, 2011 12:27 PM (piMMO)

Bubba Burger. Can't go wrong on that one...

Posted by: HH at July 23, 2011 08:30 AM (6oDXl)

119 Animal-human hybrids? Pff. The Weekly World News had an article about 20 years ago about a cabbage-human hybrid in the USSR.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 23, 2011 08:31 AM (gTGz3)

120 OT: : WH debt limit meeting over. Ran 50 minutes. ... Boehner planning conference call with House Republicans.

The Speaker stated that spending cuts must be higher than the debt ceiling increase if said increase is to pass the House. 

: S&P credit analyst David Beers, on Fox: We could downgrade U.S. debt before August 2Â…

Posted by: '80sBaby at July 23, 2011 08:31 AM (o2lIv)

121 Bacon wrapped filets are an abomination.

Posted by: anti-food mixers alliance at July 23, 2011 08:31 AM (GTbGH)

122 Why would someone be mad that they have chocolate and peanut butter?

This might go down as my all-time favorite comment on this blog.

Also, that cannot possibly be KIM. NOT ENOUGH BOLDED ALLCAPS IN THAT COMMENT.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 23, 2011 08:31 AM (Qd3mU)

123 Is it really life when it isn't created by g-d?

Yes! Yes it is! And by that I mean that it IS created by God.

They can combine the elements and cook them over a stove, but only God can make the miracle.

So despite their best efforts at playing God, they have not and never will supplant him.

If the fertilization takes place and cells begin to divide, God has a hand in it.

In other news, Amy Winehouse found dead.

Posted by: As If... at July 23, 2011 08:32 AM (piMMO)

124 Neapolitan ice cream is devil sent.

Posted by: anti-food mixers alliance at July 23, 2011 08:33 AM (GTbGH)

125 OT--FOX reporting Amy Winehouse found dead in her apartment in London.

Posted by: Have Blue at July 23, 2011 08:33 AM (XPwyF)

126 If we can just produce one Obama-unicorn hybrid, isn't it worth it?

Posted by: Nash Rambler at July 23, 2011 08:33 AM (/Cz3M)

127

91 INLIGTINED VOTERS DIED BECAUSE THIS ASSHOLE CAN'T HANDLE A BROWN MAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

 

*SPIT!*

Posted by: KayInMaine at July 23, 2011 08:33 AM (g7xmg)

128 Just heard on Fox Amy Winehouse has been found dead in London.  (Haven't read the comments so forgive me if it's been mentioned.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2011 08:34 AM (UOM48)

129 85 killed on the island

If that ain't an argument against gun control, let's repeat the Second Amendment now.

Posted by: Chuckit at July 23, 2011 08:34 AM (vc2cu)

130 Those with AW in the death pool, please collect your winnings at the ticket window.

Posted by: toby928™ at July 23, 2011 08:34 AM (GTbGH)

131 In other news, Amy Winehouse found dead.

Posted by: As If... at July 23, 2011 12:32 PM (piMMO)

Seriously?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 23, 2011 08:34 AM (yQWNf)

132 I'd make a joke about fauns and minotaurs but this experiment is frankly disgusting and unethical.

Posted by: '80sBaby at July 23, 2011 08:35 AM (o2lIv)

133 Seriously.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2011 08:35 AM (UOM48)

Posted by: toby928™ at July 23, 2011 08:36 AM (GTbGH)

135 "125 Neapolitan ice cream is devil sent." SPUMONI!

Posted by: SPUMONI! at July 23, 2011 08:37 AM (AZGON)

136 Damn, Winehouse. She was a trainwreck but damn. She had an amazing voice.


Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 23, 2011 08:37 AM (Qd3mU)

137 Neapolitan ice cream is devil sent.

Yet Steak 'N Shake's side-by-side milkshakes are teh awesome!

chocolate/banana...yummm.

Posted by: As If... at July 23, 2011 08:37 AM (piMMO)

138 Another member added to the "27 Club". Sad

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at July 23, 2011 08:38 AM (l7d0K)

139 Kay, who the fuck are you calling pasty?

Bitch, we've seen your picture. Vampires see more daylight than you.

Posted by: lauraw at July 23, 2011 08:38 AM (Pl56+)

140 She was a trainwreck but damn.

I am not mocked.

Posted by: darwin at July 23, 2011 08:38 AM (GTbGH)

141 If #109 is a moron pretending to be a troll, piss off.

If #109 is KayInMaine, piss off.

Either way: piss off, #109.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 23, 2011 08:38 AM (Vh7aI)

142 Hugely talented with an old soul.  I always thought that AW wouldn't make 30.  I really liked her music when she performed lucid.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 23, 2011 08:39 AM (yQWNf)

143 If that ain't an argument against gun control, let's repeat the Second Amendment now.

Posted by: Chuckit at July 23, 2011 12:34 PM (vc2cu)

---

Which would have helped the Norwegians how? 

Posted by: Y-not at July 23, 2011 08:39 AM (5H6zj)

144 BTW, lulz if #109 gets banned for using the "f" word. Sorry hun, but only morons get to swear in here

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 23, 2011 08:39 AM (Vh7aI)

145 According to a link at Hot Air, this is a post that the Norwegian gunman made in the past translated from Norwegian by Google translator.  It doesn't sound terribly right wing to me.

"I completely agree that Obama is a brilliant retoriker and communicator, one of the best we've seen over the past 30 years."

Link.

A lot of it is rambling nonsense (although one wonders about the quality of Google translator) such as:

"
When was that multiculturalism ceased to be an ideology designed to deconstruct a European culture, traditions, identity and nation-states? If you support a leader who propagate multikulti (ideology as of this writing systematically deconstructs Western civilization), one can not then just as well stick to the class struggle or the MSM?"

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 23, 2011 08:40 AM (TVvXc)

Posted by: As If... at July 23, 2011 08:40 AM (piMMO)

147 Amy Winehouse dead of an O/D, that's about as surprising as learning Liberace was gay.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2011 08:41 AM (r4wIV)

148

Not to be sarcastic or anything, but anyone care to guess the cause of death?

Shame really...

Posted by: HH at July 23, 2011 08:41 AM (6oDXl)

149 that's about as surprising as learning Liberace was gay

The hell you say?!?

Posted by: Rock Hudson at July 23, 2011 08:41 AM (GTbGH)

150 about as surprising as learning Liberace was gay.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2011 12:41 PM (r4wIV)

Liberace was gay?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 23, 2011 08:42 AM (yQWNf)

151 only on the white keys

Posted by: Chuckit at July 23, 2011 08:42 AM (vc2cu)

152

Not to be sarcastic or anything, but anyone care to guess the cause of death?

Shame really...

Posted by: HH at July 23, 2011 12:41 PM (6oDXl)

She stopped breathing and all of her organs shut down?

 

Too soon?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 23, 2011 08:43 AM (yQWNf)

153

Liberace was gay?

Huh?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 23, 2011 08:43 AM (c0A3e)

154 Flamboyant doesn't necessarily mean homo.

Posted by: Little Richard at July 23, 2011 08:43 AM (GTbGH)

155 Do so many here have to take the title of "moron" so seriously?

Y-not, indeed?

Posted by: Chuckit at July 23, 2011 08:43 AM (vc2cu)

156 Fox is reporting a second shooter may have been involved at the island, per eyewitness reports.  (Via Jawa)

Posted by: Y-not at July 23, 2011 08:45 AM (5H6zj)

157 If that ain't an argument against gun control, let's repeat the Second Amendment now.

According to HA, the shooting went on for over an hour.   If a few of the victims had been armed, that would not have happened.  I can't say for sure but my educated guess is that guns are regulated in Norway so strictly that Norwegian policy gives Eric Holder wet dreams but this still happened.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 23, 2011 08:46 AM (TVvXc)

158 And now, for those remaining who actually care about the truth:
Second suspect possible in Norway attacks

Posted by: Chuckit at July 23, 2011 08:46 AM (vc2cu)

159 "I completely agree that Obama is a brilliant retoriker [rhetoritician -ed] and communicator, one of the best we've seen over the past 30 years."

"the class struggle"

Yeah...This guy is a "right-wing" socialist.  I'm thinking he's only a Christian in the sense that he's not a Muslim.  I'm thinking that he had a personal connection with the Labour party.  In fact, he may have been at one of those camps as a boy.  We shall see.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 23, 2011 08:47 AM (73tyQ)

160 156 Do so many here have to take the title of "moron" so seriously?

Y-not, indeed?

Posted by: Chuckit at July 23, 2011 12:43 PM (vc2cu)

----

Just trying to keep up with you, dimwit:

If that ain't an argument against gun control, let's repeat the Second Amendment now.
Posted by: Chuckit at July 23, 2011 12:34 PM (vc2cu)

Posted by: Y-not at July 23, 2011 08:48 AM (5H6zj)

161 We have blended nucleic material from Liberace with stem cells from Amy Winehouse and developed a really fabulous overdose.

Posted by: Newcastle University at July 23, 2011 08:48 AM (AZGON)

162 Hybrid life forms? Never heard of 'em!

Posted by: Don Knotts is The Incredible Mr. Limpet at July 23, 2011 08:48 AM (W5ilH)

163
what is truth?

Posted by: soothsayer at July 23, 2011 08:49 AM (QxQJ6)

164 Because we can!


Posted by: Mad (& Evil) Government Funded Scientist at July 23, 2011 08:49 AM (yrGif)

165 According to HA, the shooting went on for over an hour.   If a few of the victims had been armed, that would not have happened.  I can't say for sure but my educated guess is that guns are regulated in Norway so strictly that Norwegian policy gives Eric Holder wet dreams but this still happened.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 23, 2011 12:46 PM (TVvXc)

True.  The Scandi societies have been largely disarmed.  That being said, this shooter or these shooters could not have picked a better place to perform their mayhem.  Small island with no way out.  Easy targets.  Even if their society hadn't been disarmed I am relatively sure that kids wouldn't bring guns to camp.  The whole situation is just tragic.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 23, 2011 08:49 AM (yQWNf)

166 @163 Way way too soon, there, Newc.

Winehouse nuclei only just became available. Like, 15 minutes ago?

Posted by: Don Knotts etc. at July 23, 2011 08:49 AM (W5ilH)

167 what is truth?


Is truth a changing law?

Posted by: toby928™ at July 23, 2011 08:50 AM (GTbGH)

168 At least this explains the Reverend Phelps.  Half human, half horse's ass.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 23, 2011 08:51 AM (TVvXc)

169 According to HA, the shooting went on for over an hour.   If a few of the victims had been armed, that would not have happened.

I think the poster was trying to make that point, albeit clumsily.

It's not clear to me how gun-controly Norway really is.  The scandis have a lot of wild rural land.  It appears that weapons aren't impossible to get, but usually on the order of shotguns and bolt-action rifles, not for personal protection.

But it seems that the Labour party church camp didn't have any armed security, which does surprise me, given the size of it.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 23, 2011 08:51 AM (73tyQ)

170 Hybrid life forms? Never heard of 'em!

Posted by: Don Knotts is The Incredible Mr. Limpet at July 23, 2011 12:48 PM (W5ilH)

When I was a kid the theater next door to where my mom worked used to hold a Summer movie series. I think it was something like 50 cents per movie. My mom would take me to work with her and I'd walk next next door and watch movies by myself.

That is the one movie I remember.

Posted by: As If... at July 23, 2011 08:53 AM (piMMO)

171 "At least this explains the Reverend Phelps.  Half human, half horse's ass." I'm not so sure about the human half.

Posted by: George Orwell at July 23, 2011 08:53 AM (AZGON)

172
It was like shooting fish in a barrel.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 23, 2011 08:53 AM (QxQJ6)

173 Guess Amy shoulda went to rehab, but she said no.

Sad, great voice. I feel for her family and those who loved her, but it's not like anyone can actually be surprised by it.

Posted by: hobbes at July 23, 2011 08:54 AM (LmOsD)

174

BAN ALL GUNS = NOBODY EVER GETS SHOT!

 

THE END!

Posted by: KayInMaine at July 23, 2011 08:56 AM (g7xmg)

175 News Morons Can Use:
Penis enlargement pill maker to refund $1.75M.

A California diet supplement maker that promises its ExtenZe pills increase penis size is paying $1.75 million in penalties to settle consumer protection law violations.


Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at July 23, 2011 08:56 AM (5sCSm)

176

Posted by: soothsayer at July 23, 2011 12:53 PM (QxQJ6)

Ya know, that is really, really not funny.

Posted by: HH at July 23, 2011 08:57 AM (6oDXl)

177 There are certain parts of youth camp, Mr. Breivik, I'd advise you to avoid.

Posted by: NRA Rifle Camp, currently in session at Camp Perry at July 23, 2011 08:57 AM (W5ilH)

178 Back to Black is one the top  five albums of the last decade in this gal's opinion.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 23, 2011 08:57 AM (Qd3mU)

179 Lutefisk in a barrel, now that's funny.

Posted by: "Garry" Keillor, cultural icon and pretend Norwegian at July 23, 2011 08:59 AM (W5ilH)

180 Why doesn't it try to keep up with something with the same IQ - like a cockroach?

Y-not?

Posted by: Chuckit at July 23, 2011 09:00 AM (vc2cu)

181 @177 I'll never smile again.

Posted by: Smilin' Bob at July 23, 2011 09:00 AM (W5ilH)

182 Ok, who had Winehouse in the dead pool?

And yeah, this Norwegian guy was a recent convert or something. The attacks are far to organized to have been just another nutjob.

Hubby thinks that Noway is afraid to come out and pin it on Muslims.

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at July 23, 2011 09:02 AM (J4Pnx)

183 Posted by: KayInMaine at July 23, 2011 12:56 PM

Yep, they set speed limits on the interstate at 70 so no one ever speeds, too.

Posted by: huerfano at July 23, 2011 09:03 AM (ZJ2JH)

184
from now on I'll add a when I'm making a joke

Posted by: soothsayer at July 23, 2011 09:03 AM (QxQJ6)

185 BAN ALL KNIVES - NOBODY GETS STABBED!

BAN ALL CARS - NOBODY GETS HURT IN CAR ACCIDENTS!

/I can play this game all day, lady.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 23, 2011 09:03 AM (c0A3e)

186 DAMNIT I had Winehouse in my death poll LAST year.

Posted by: CAC at July 23, 2011 09:04 AM (p2OM6)

187
BAN ALL CAPS

Posted by: soothsayer at July 23, 2011 09:04 AM (QxQJ6)

188 Heh... If Garrison Keillor isn't excuse enough to eliminate funding for public broadcasting, what is? We plan to cross Ken Burns with a blind mole rat to produce a left-wing documentarian who stays underground.

Posted by: George Orwell at July 23, 2011 09:05 AM (AZGON)

189 “How small, of all that human hearts endure,
That part which laws or kings can cause or cure!” –Samuel Johnson

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at July 23, 2011 09:05 AM (3xl01)

190 this is the best video.  I posted it in Monty's thread but I think no one saw it.  It should be featured prominently on blogs for normal real folks who understand what is going on with the economy.  It's a link from the blaze.

Posted by: curious at July 23, 2011 09:06 AM (k1rwm)

191

like American Christians he doesnÂ’t like the integration of his white race with other races.

Posted by: KayInMaine at July 23, 2011 12:25 PM (g7xmg)

This, ladies and gentlemen, is known as psychological projection.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 23, 2011 09:07 AM (73tyQ)

192 Animal/Human hybrids. And all this time I thought Prince Charles was just inbred.

Posted by: Buffalobob at July 23, 2011 09:07 AM (zsuB8)

193 Was one of the scientists named Dr Morrow?

Posted by: bobbymike at July 23, 2011 09:07 AM (xpx19)

194 BAN TRANSFATS!

Posted by: Mayor Bloomberg at July 23, 2011 09:09 AM (ZJ2JH)

195
Chuckit, why is everyone always sayin you hate teh joos?

Posted by: soothsayer at July 23, 2011 09:09 AM (QxQJ6)

196 For some reason I didn't have Amy Winehouse in my dead pool.  I still have Charlie Sheen, though.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2011 09:09 AM (UOM48)

197 Liberace's piano playing was never described as circumcised.

Posted by: Chuckit at July 23, 2011 09:10 AM (vc2cu)

198 Until I know more, my position on the Norwegian shooter is that just because he is a national socialist doesn't mean he's not a socialist.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 23, 2011 09:10 AM (TVvXc)

200
And the Johnny-Come-Lately Award goes to...

bobbymike!

Posted by: soothsayer at July 23, 2011 09:10 AM (QxQJ6)

201 BAN ALL ROPE!

Posted by: David Carradine at July 23, 2011 09:11 AM (LmOsD)

202 BAN OXYGEN = NO MORE FREE RADICALS, AGING, AND EVENTUALLY DECAY AND DEATH!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 23, 2011 09:11 AM (c0A3e)

203
did she die an anorexic?

Posted by: soothsayer at July 23, 2011 09:12 AM (QxQJ6)

204 Damn, Winehouse. She was a trainwreck but damn. She had an amazing voice.


Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 23, 2011 12:37 PM (Qd3mU)

 

R.I.P.

I hate to say it but this was not unexpected.

Posted by: ErikW at July 23, 2011 09:12 AM (MewYw)

205 “How small, of all that human hearts endure,
That part which laws or kings can cause or cure!” –Samuel Johnson

Curing, no, but they're pretty good at cursing.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 23, 2011 09:12 AM (TVvXc)

206
It might not have been drugs. My guess: she starved herself to death.

or drugs

Posted by: soothsayer at July 23, 2011 09:12 AM (QxQJ6)

207 Y-Not are you still here? I think it was you last night that said that this Oslo shooter had a wiki/facebook page where he was discussing CCB. (I think it was you). Where did you read that?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 23, 2011 09:13 AM (Qd3mU)

208

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2011 01:09 PM (UOM4

Kind of OT, but on the Kansas City Star webpage the top banner reads "Need A Job"? with a picture of Charlie...

Posted by: HH at July 23, 2011 09:13 AM (6oDXl)

209 BAN ALL THOSE WHO WANT TO BAN THINGS!

Posted by: CAC at July 23, 2011 09:13 AM (p2OM6)

210 Ban all bears = Nobody gets eaten by bears.


Posted by: hobbes at July 23, 2011 09:13 AM (LmOsD)

211 @204

Dude, that's harsh.

Posted by: Alfred Hitchcock at July 23, 2011 09:14 AM (W5ilH)

212 Winehouse, in her last months, was an alcoholic. Vodka was her poison.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 23, 2011 09:14 AM (Qd3mU)

213 BAN PEANUT BUTTER AND CHOCOLATE!

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 23, 2011 09:15 AM (TVvXc)

214

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 23, 2011 01:15 PM (TVvXc)

Working on it, brb.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at July 23, 2011 09:18 AM (c0A3e)

215 F'n Brit scientists. First they mispronounce it "pro-TEE-in," now this.

Posted by: Bill Nye's jockstrap at July 23, 2011 09:19 AM (B60j2)

216 Third, um, unless your date was Rosie O'Donnell or C*ntessa Brewer, a 5-ft penis wouldn't be very pleasurable for your lady. 

Maybe not, but you don't have to actually get into the bed, so you can be out the door before the cuddling starts.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 23, 2011 09:19 AM (/gOMq)

217

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 23, 2011 01:15 PM (TVvXc)

Hell, just wait for it if Michelle has her way.

Posted by: HH at July 23, 2011 09:19 AM (6oDXl)

218 Drugs are bad . . . mmm-kay?

Posted by: Mr. Mackey at July 23, 2011 09:19 AM (7M0ww)

219 "...George the Great Dane is 7ft long, weighs 18st and is the world's biggest dog... but he's terrified of chihuahuas"

My cousin had a huge Great Dane named Misty. She looked just like George, only, ahem, smaller. That is to say she was still HUGE. Once, when she was a very energetic and mischievous pup, she was whacked on the bottom with a newspaper. For the rest of her life, you could wave any piece of paper at her....a matchbook, a shop receipt, a paper towel...anything at her, and she would cower.

I have loved Great Danes ever since. Smart, and oh-so-sweet. And, they blend well with cats. Or, at least Misty did. GDs are just waaay to much dog for me. If ever I married and had someone else to share the duties, I might like to have one.

Posted by: As If... at July 23, 2011 09:20 AM (piMMO)

220 BAN THOSE WHO WON'T SLEEP WITH ME!!!  (IN THIS CASE, BAN EVERY HUMAN!)

Posted by: Kay in Maine at July 23, 2011 09:20 AM (7M0ww)

221 215 Winehouse, in her last months, was an alcoholic. Vodka was her poison.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 23, 2011 01:14 PM (Qd3mU)

Shrug.  Yeah, lots of people drink themselves to death in anonymity.  You don't think about it unless it's someone you know.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 23, 2011 09:22 AM (/gOMq)

222 BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE.  It's a killer if inhaled, even in small quantities.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2011 09:22 AM (4q5tP)

223 BAN ALL NETWORKS WITH LILLY WHITE ANCHORS!!!

Posted by: Kay in Maine Watching MSNBC at July 23, 2011 09:22 AM (7M0ww)

224 F'n Brit scientists. First they mispronounce it "pro-TEE-in," now this.

Posted by: Bill Nye's jockstrap at July 23, 2011 01:19 PM (B60j2)

 

And "al-you-min-EE-um."

How the fuck do you get that out of "aluminum?"

Posted by: ErikW at July 23, 2011 09:22 AM (MewYw)

225 I posted this on an earlier thread, but I'm still mad as hell, so it deserves re-posting.

Last night I found out my cousin's husband died.  So there was that to deal with.  Tossed and turned all night, finally fell into a deep sleep in the wee hours, and we were awakened at 5:30 a.m. by the doorbell being rung repeatedly and someone pounding on the front door.

Kid isn't deployed yet, but is training for it right now (and things can and do happen).  We leaped out of bed, hearts pounding, to find no one at the door (of course).  Some little fuck playing around.  As my husband said (after we'd calmed down), "The Marines don't come around pounding on your door and ringing the bell repeatedly."

Anyhow, I'm still pissed.  If this happens while our boy is in country, I'll likely die of a heart attack.

I'm composing a letter to the editor of our community news magazine, asking parents to teach their kids a little respect for their neighbors.  If you don't know where your kid is at 5:30 a.m., maybe you need to put down the golf clubs and tennis racket and get involved in your brat's life.

And GET OFF MY LAWN!  Literally.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2011 09:23 AM (UOM48)

226 BAN THOSE WHO WON'T SLEEP WITH ME!!!  (IN THIS CASE, BAN EVERY HUMAN!)

Chemjeff the only man left standing.

Doh!




(sorry, Jeff! I couldn't resist)

Posted by: As If... at July 23, 2011 09:23 AM (piMMO)

227 How the fuck do you get that out of "aluminum?"

It's easier when you spell it "aluminium".

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 23, 2011 09:24 AM (/gOMq)

228 BAN ALL PRETTY WOMEN!!!

Posted by: KayinMaine at July 23, 2011 09:24 AM (7M0ww)

229 Hey at least we have Adele. She's not only not a strung out junkie, but me thinks she's a conservative.

Let me find the article....

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 23, 2011 09:24 AM (Qd3mU)

230 233 Hey at least we have Adele. She's not only not a strung out junkie, but me thinks she's a conservative.


And we don't have to worry about her starving herself to death.  Soo-ey!  Soo-ey!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2011 09:26 AM (7M0ww)

231 210 Y-Not are you still here? I think it was you last night that said that this Oslo shooter had a wiki/facebook page where he was discussing CCB.

No, I don't think that was me. 

Posted by: Y-not at July 23, 2011 09:26 AM (5H6zj)

232 Here it is.

And here's Adele (no, not the song you hear on *every* radio station)

She's another gem.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 23, 2011 09:28 AM (Qd3mU)

233 ESCHEW OBFUSCATION!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2011 09:28 AM (4q5tP)

234 It's easier when you spell it "aluminium".

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 23, 2011 01:24 PM (/gOMq)

 

And I'll bet it was some damned British Marxist that came up with that.

Cocksuckers.

Posted by: ErikW at July 23, 2011 09:28 AM (MewYw)

235 BAN ALL WOMEN WITH ONLY ONE CHIN!!!

SERIOUSLY, HAVE YOU SEEN MY PIC?  I HAVE MORE CHINS THAN A CHINESE PHONE BOOK!

Posted by: KayInMaine at July 23, 2011 09:29 AM (7M0ww)

236 232 BAN ALL PRETTY WOMEN!!!

So ban Brandi Glanville?


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 23, 2011 09:30 AM (c0A3e)

237 235 210 Hmm. Okay thanks. Someone on here said something about it last night and I can't find the comment. I thought it would be odd that he'd be interested in our legislation. There was also a comment about him 'liking' Brett Baeir on his facebook page or something like that -- which just seems awfully suspicious.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 23, 2011 09:30 AM (Qd3mU)

238

And "al-you-min-EE-um."

How the fuck do you get that out of "aluminum?"


Generations of inbreeding combined with high alcohol consumption during pregnancy.

Posted by: Bill Nye's jockstrap at July 23, 2011 09:30 AM (B60j2)

239 Just out of morbid curiosity. Could someone link to KayInMaines' picture.

Posted by: Potato Bandit at July 23, 2011 09:31 AM (vj3id)

240 Linky no worky, Kratos.

Posted by: KayInMaine at July 23, 2011 09:31 AM (7M0ww)

241 After chatting about music, I go to You Tube to look up one of Adele's vids. I click on a Vevo vid and the Spenditol ad pops up..

Damn! Their advertising on Vevo. Sweet!

Then I notice something that I've never noticed on a single other Vevo ad. Ever. A little box that allows you to skip the ad.

So, they don't mind taking conservative money, they just don't want anyone to actually watch the ad.

Has anyone else seen an option to skip an ad at Vevo before?

Posted by: As If... at July 23, 2011 09:31 AM (piMMO)

242

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2011 01:23 PM (UOM4

Allright, which one of you Morons is ringing Janes' doorbell in the early hours?

Quasimodo, I'm looking at you...

 

Posted by: HH at July 23, 2011 09:32 AM (6oDXl)

Posted by: KayInMaine at July 23, 2011 09:34 AM (7M0ww)

244 Could someone link to KayInMaines' picture.

Just google 'white noise insanity'. All things considered,  she's not that bad when compared to the frumpy fugs in her party. It's her psychosis though - she's truly a nutterbutter.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 23, 2011 09:34 AM (Qd3mU)

245 Keep in mind I'm armed....and have a wicked sprinkler system.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2011 09:34 AM (UOM48)

246 244 Linky no worky, Kratos.

Dang.

So, you still want to ban Brandi Glanville.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 23, 2011 09:34 AM (c0A3e)

247 I'M DEAD SEXY!!!

Posted by: KayInSaine at July 23, 2011 09:34 AM (7M0ww)

248 Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2011 01:23 PM
-----
Two words: bear traps. 

Posted by: Y-not at July 23, 2011 09:34 AM (5H6zj)

249

Posted by: KayInMaine at July 23, 2011 01:34 PM (7M0ww)

Not physically repulsive, but she is, as Buckcherry would put it, a crazy bitch. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 23, 2011 09:35 AM (c0A3e)

250 Do you have any suspects, Jane?  Might be time to shame the parents into doing something about their kids.

Posted by: Y-not at July 23, 2011 09:36 AM (5H6zj)

251 So, you still want to ban Brandi Glanville.

Bunk!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2011 09:36 AM (7M0ww)

252

And "al-you-min-EE-um."

How the fuck do you get that out of "aluminum?"

I could easily live with that if the moistened bints all looked like Moon Base Alpha girls.   Loves me some purple hair.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2011 09:36 AM (4q5tP)

253 All things considered,  she's not that bad when compared to the frumpy fugs in her party.


Someone tell Kay there's a new thing out called "cottage cheese"  Piggly bastard.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2011 09:36 AM (7M0ww)

254 And we don't have to worry about her starving herself to death.  Soo-ey!  Soo-ey!

She reminds me of my daughter, who is a big girl and is absolutely beautiful.

I resent the pig reference.

Posted by: As If... at July 23, 2011 09:37 AM (piMMO)

255 Rut-roh...Fox saying David Wu is up to more sexual escapades.  Unwanted sexual encounter with a young woman.  She graduated from high school in 2010 and just registered to vote last year. 

What the hell does it take to get these bastards out of office???

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2011 09:37 AM (UOM48)

256 I could easily live with that if the moistened bints all looked like Moon Base Alpha girls.   Loves me some purple hair.

I believe on Brits that's "aubergine."

Posted by: Y-not at July 23, 2011 09:37 AM (5H6zj)

257 Jane: nanny cam. You can show the video to their parents, who will of course tell you to sod off.

Posted by: USS Diversity at July 23, 2011 09:37 AM (Jyt+i)

258 That Norwegian dude was "right wing" in the European sense: a nationalist. His politics were almost certainly socialist, because nearly everyone is over there. American style small government traditional values libertarian conservatism just doesn't exist in Europe.

But the Democratic Party leadership, leftist trolls, pundits, and comedians won't know or make that difference. Right wing=right wing, because that's politically useful.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2011 09:38 AM (r4wIV)

259 254 Do you have any suspects, Jane?  Might be time to shame the parents into doing something about their kids.

Posted by: Y-not at July 23, 2011 01:36 PM (5H6zj)

No, but trust me, if/when we find out who the little shits are, I'll make sure everyone in the community knows.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2011 09:38 AM (UOM48)

260 She reminds me of my daughter, who is a big girl and is absolutely beautiful.


Many big girls are, but Adele is a pig on the inside.  A ginger, she hates and rips her own, saying she "would never date a Ginger."  But she later said, "She would make an exception for Prince Harry."

My opinion?  She's a despicable woman.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2011 09:39 AM (7M0ww)

261 Didn't we tell you it was all leading up to something?

Posted by: Teh Mayans at July 23, 2011 09:39 AM (Ew27I)

262 Seems like maybe she should have gone to rehab after all

Posted by: beedubya at July 23, 2011 09:39 AM (AnTyA)

263 Ick. I'd rather see Jerry Glanville in a bikini.

Posted by: USS Diversity at July 23, 2011 09:39 AM (Jyt+i)

264 Death toll up to 92 now, per Jawa.  'Can't tell if the wounded are dying or they're just finding more bodies.  They sent in divers today.

Posted by: Y-not at July 23, 2011 09:39 AM (5H6zj)

265 262 - Yep!

Posted by: Dianne at July 23, 2011 09:40 AM (+tzv7)

266 Do you have any suspects, Jane?  Might be time to shame the parents into doing something about their kids.


Screw the shame. Prevention is key. Hang a "will shoot trespassers" sign in your window!

Posted by: As If... at July 23, 2011 09:40 AM (piMMO)

267 "So, you still want to ban Brandi Glanville." Or as I think of her, Snifter Glandhaven.

Posted by: George Orwell at July 23, 2011 09:40 AM (AZGON)

268 Kay calls her blog "white noise insanity"? omgwtflolcano.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 23, 2011 09:41 AM (Vh7aI)

269 Many big girls are, but Adele is a pig on the inside.  A ginger, she hates and rips her own, saying she "would never date a Ginger."  But she later said, "She would make an exception for Prince Harry."

My opinion?  She's a despicable woman.

Then, that is a pig of a different color.

Posted by: As If... at July 23, 2011 09:41 AM (piMMO)

270 Oh, and more gingers left for me!

Posted by: As If... at July 23, 2011 09:41 AM (piMMO)

271 274 Oh, and more gingers left for me!

My 10-year old son and 2-year old daughter are gingers.  I despise the people who torment them.  People like Adele.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2011 09:42 AM (7M0ww)

272 @266
From your link:
"Frank" was followed by a slump during which Winehouse broke up with her boyfriend, suffered a long period of writer's block and, she later said, smoked a lot of marijuana.


I honestly could not name an Amy Winehouse song.  Sorry that she succumbed, but what in heck is with parents who let their kids get so off the path from such an early age?  Laziness or greed? 

Posted by: Y-not at July 23, 2011 09:43 AM (5H6zj)

273 Future Headline


UK Scientists Create New Super Bug: Millions Die

Posted by: sifty at July 23, 2011 09:43 AM (ECjvn)

274
take it to the GSG

Ginger Support Group

Posted by: soothsayer at July 23, 2011 09:43 AM (QxQJ6)

275 UK Scientists Create New Super Bug: Millions Die


See also: 28 Days Later.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2011 09:44 AM (7M0ww)

276 Posted by: beedubya at July 23, 2011 01:39 PM (AnTyA)

Who just racked up a shitload of points in his 2011 Dead Pool entry?

*points thumbs at self*

I doubt I won the iPod Touch, though.  I missed it by 37 days:

http://www.whenwillamywinehousedie.com/

Posted by: fly at July 23, 2011 09:44 AM (gmi2T)

277 270 Do you have any suspects, Jane?  Might be time to shame the parents into doing something about their kids.

Every kid in the neighborhood (who we know of) knows our kid is in the Marines.  They have no idea if he's deployed or not. 

So whoever is ringing our bell and running away like a little girl, is a total shit.  I'm madder than hell, still.  If this happens when he is in Afghanistan, I think I'll do my best to grab the worthless miscreant and choke them with my bare hands.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2011 09:44 AM (UOM48)

278 Y-not 276: fear. Parents worry that if they intervene, the kid will run out and get into even more trouble. "Troubled" kids learn for years exactly which buttons to push, to ensure their parents do nothing effective.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 23, 2011 09:45 AM (Vh7aI)

279 UK Scientists Create New Super Bug: Millions Die

The Rage virus from 28 Days Later?

You know what I loved about that movie?  It was PETA-ish retards that doomed the Brits with their stupid vandalism. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 23, 2011 09:46 AM (c0A3e)

280 My 10-year old son and 2-year old daughter are gingers.  I despise the people who torment them.  People like Adele.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2011 01:42 PM (7M0ww)

 

I'm a ginger. I had to put up with that "red-headed stepchild" shit when I was a kid but later on a buddy of mine would always mess with me be reciting his favorite poem, "I've said it before and it's often been said, I'd rather be dead than red in the head.

In some bizarre way that took the sting out the whole "redhead" thing but I totally understand you being pissed. Kids shouldn't have to put up with shit.

Posted by: ErikW at July 23, 2011 09:46 AM (MewYw)

281 277 Future Headline


UK Scientists Create New Super Bug: Millions Die

Posted by: sifty at July 23, 2011 01:43 PM (ECjvn)

See: 28 Days Later, 28 Week Later.  Science Fiction or time traveling Documentary?  You make the call.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2011 09:46 AM (4q5tP)

282 And you thought it was a myth.  It was just foreshadowing.

Posted by: Greek myths about minotaurs, centaurs and griffons at July 23, 2011 09:47 AM (s7mIC)

283 We already have hybrids - teh gay.

Posted by: cherry π at July 23, 2011 09:48 AM (OhYCU)

284 Every kid in the neighborhood (who we know of) knows our kid is in the Marines.

So, I'm sorry for being dense, but does that automatically mean that you/your son is a target for ridicule?  Are you in a really pinko area or something?

Another option might be to see if some of your son's fellow Marines in full dress uniform would be willing to walk around your neighborhood on a Saturday morning and introduce themselves.  Perhaps if the snot-nosed kids actually saw a Marine, they'd mind themselves. 

Posted by: Y-not at July 23, 2011 09:48 AM (5H6zj)

285 Jane: sorry you had to put up with this Beavis-and-Butthead extra at your doorstep. A shame this country doesn't do public floggings anymore; I'd buy tickets and pack a lunch for that event

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 23, 2011 09:48 AM (Vh7aI)

286 12 Monkeys, The Documentary

Posted by: sifty at July 23, 2011 09:48 AM (ECjvn)

287 Oh hell no.  Jeb Bush on Hannity regarding a possible 2012 run:

"I don’t anticipate that. You never say never. This is a standard answer that I’ve kind of learned how to give which is — you never say never, but I never rule out being on Dancing with the Stars either … there are a lot of ways you can make a difference."
Save us, Rick Perry.  Please.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2011 09:48 AM (UOM48)

288 Okay so what else is going on today?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 23, 2011 09:49 AM (Qd3mU)

289 Must. Learn. Faster. Typing.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2011 09:49 AM (4q5tP)

290 See also: 28 Days Later.

Jinx, Wyatt!  *high five*

Speaking of viruses and Science! in general, I had some minor bitching-points about Captain America wrt to the "super serum".

But I'll wait until Ace releases his 100,000 word missive on the subject to elaborate on them further.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 23, 2011 09:49 AM (c0A3e)

291

You know what I loved about that movie?

My favorite part of the sequel was when the Americans were treated like heroes who saved the country...wait...

Posted by: USS Diversity at July 23, 2011 09:49 AM (Jyt+i)

292 See: 28 Days Later, 28 Week Later.  Science Fiction or time traveling Documentary?  You make the call.

Oh well. I hope the mad scientists wipe us out before Obama and his commies take all our money.

Posted by: sifty at July 23, 2011 09:49 AM (ECjvn)

293 >>Save us, Rick Perry.  Please.

I was reading somewhere he's announcing really soon.

I do like the idea someone floated of him announcing on Bambi's birthday.  (That's our 27th wedding anniversary, btw.)

Posted by: Y-not at July 23, 2011 09:50 AM (5H6zj)

294 The "investigators" are not the problem.  The media is.  The media is going with "Christian Conservative" based on a Facebook profile that is 5 days old and may have been frogged up.

This meme will never die.  Someone (not WND) better start looking at the FB entry, and fast.

Posted by: cherry π at July 23, 2011 09:50 AM (OhYCU)

295 Anybody ready for some more Bush?

Posted by: Jeb! at July 23, 2011 09:51 AM (s7mIC)

296 I thought bush was out of style.

Posted by: cherry π at July 23, 2011 09:51 AM (OhYCU)

297 Maybe we can get a hobo-bacon hybrid and solve two problems at once.

Posted by: sifty at July 23, 2011 09:51 AM (ECjvn)

298 Going to go run some white-hot hatred out of my system.

You morons have a safe day.

Catcha later.

Posted by: sifty at July 23, 2011 09:52 AM (ECjvn)

299 Posted by: Y-not at July 23, 2011 01:48 PM (5H6zj)

I think Jane's point is that thinking people would realize that the parents of a Marine deployed to a war zone have a special dread of unexpected knocks on the door at odd hours.

Posted by: Have Blue at July 23, 2011 09:52 AM (XPwyF)

300 Well back to HOT again. 104°F and it is only 2 pm.

Posted by: Vic at July 23, 2011 09:52 AM (M9Ie6)

301 So, I'm sorry for being dense, but does that automatically mean that you/your son is a target for ridicule?  Are you in a really pinko area or something?

Another option might be to see if some of your son's fellow Marines in full dress uniform would be willing to walk around your neighborhood on a Saturday morning and introduce themselves.  Perhaps if the snot-nosed kids actually saw a Marine, they'd mind themselves. 

Posted by: Y-not at July 23, 2011 01:48 PM (5H6zj)

We live in a golfing community.  There are great kids, and there are little shits.  They're not anti-military necessarily, just spoiled rotten.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2011 09:53 AM (UOM48)

302 I say we write in Neil Bush. He can rule on the slogan "a Thai hooker in every bedroom, and a Valtrex in every medicine cabinet".

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 23, 2011 09:53 AM (Vh7aI)

303

My favorite part of the sequel was when the Americans were treated like heroes who saved the country...wait...

I hated that fucking movie.  Worse yet was that I convinced my sister's husband to go see it with me in the theater - I had less regrets about seeing the Friday the 13th and the Nightmare on Elm Street remakes in the theaters than 28 Weeks Later.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 23, 2011 09:54 AM (c0A3e)

304 @305
BAN GOLFING! 


Nah, just kidding.  My sympathies for you, Jane.  "Neighbor problems" can be so disheartening. 

Posted by: Y-not at July 23, 2011 09:55 AM (5H6zj)

305 292 Okay so what else is going on today?

Bob Dole lasted longer than 4 hours today!

Posted by: Bob Dole! at July 23, 2011 09:55 AM (s7mIC)

306 "Maybe we can get a hobo-bacon hybrid and solve two problems at once" Tactical hobo in a can?

Posted by: George Orwell at July 23, 2011 09:55 AM (AZGON)

307 299 Anybody ready for some more Bush?

Posted by: Jeb! at July 23, 2011 01:51 PM (s7mIC)

Yes!  It's Florida's turn to have a President.  Texas has had too many turns recently.  My friends are really curious to learn if he will run or not.

Posted by: Just a girl from NYC at July 23, 2011 09:55 AM (4q5tP)

308 Bob Dole says it's time for Kansas to have a turn.

Posted by: Bob Dole! at July 23, 2011 09:57 AM (s7mIC)

309 I've got this one patient who comes in every day. Sometimes twice.

Posted by: Bob Dole's Physician at July 23, 2011 09:57 AM (AZGON)

310 @311

lol

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2011 09:58 AM (UOM48)

311

Blade Runner, you-guys.

The book was "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep" by Philip K Dick

 

Susan Lee

Posted by: Susan Lee at July 23, 2011 10:00 AM (CYooP)

312 298 The "investigators" are not the problem.  The media is.  The media is going with "Christian Conservative" based on a Facebook profile that is 5 days old and may have been frogged up.

This meme will never die.  Someone (not WND) better start looking at the FB entry, and fast.


The page is gone, according to The Daily Telegraph.

Posted by: '80sBaby at July 23, 2011 10:01 AM (o2lIv)

313 How about that Bush who sells beans in a can? The talking Irish setter can be veep. Hey, it would be an improvement on our current POTUS/VP.

Posted by: George Orwell at July 23, 2011 10:01 AM (AZGON)

314 Speaking of Bob Dole!, there's a doctor in Jacksonville, FL who has a commercial on the radio and tells men he can help them with their "performance" problems, and that most men experience results "right in his office."

Am I the only moron who finds that weird/icky?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2011 10:02 AM (UOM48)

315

IF SOMETHING IS BANNED, LIKE HOW CAN IT SHOOT YOU?

 

IDIOTS!

Posted by: KayInMaine at July 23, 2011 10:03 AM (g7xmg)

316 "...and tells men he can help them with their "performance" problems, and that most men experience results "right in his office." Anthony Weiner unavailable for comment.

Posted by: George Orwell at July 23, 2011 10:03 AM (AZGON)

317 Is AW's pad going to become a shrine?

Crowds gather in Camden near Amy Winehouse's home. Several Twitter photos from the scene on

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 23, 2011 10:03 AM (c0A3e)

318 Reggie Bush 2012!  A Kardashian in every pot!

Posted by: Reggie Bush at July 23, 2011 10:03 AM (yQWNf)

319 Vote for me!
At least I won't raise your taxes or destroy the economy.

Posted by: Lilac Bush! at July 23, 2011 10:05 AM (s7mIC)

320 Crowds gather in Camden near Amy Winehouse's home. Several Twitter photos from the scene on

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 23, 2011 02:03 PM (c0A3e)

Winehouse lived in Jersey?  Would've killed me too.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 23, 2011 10:06 AM (yQWNf)

321 Speaking of Bob Dole!, there's a doctor in Jacksonville, FL who has a commercial on the radio and tells men he can help them with their "performance" problems, and that most men experience results "right in his office."

Am I the only moron who finds that weird/icky?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2011 02:02 PM (UOM4

 

It might explain why he has so many Thai nurses. 

Posted by: Soona at July 23, 2011 10:06 AM (s+gVi)

322 Any state would be better than the foreign exchange Kenyan. Alaska perhaps.

Posted by: Madam Botox at July 23, 2011 10:07 AM (TfRqk)

323

Cat girls wow.  Everything is more fun with neko-girls is what one tshirt says.

Omaha the Cat dancer.

Kratos, far better cat girl - Unipuma.

Jya ne!

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2011 10:07 AM (caSTB)

324 Vote for me!  I have kept pricks at bay since 1980!

Posted by: Hillary's Bush at July 23, 2011 10:08 AM (yQWNf)

325 Speaking of Bob Dole!, there's a doctor in Jacksonville, FL who has a commercial on the radio and tells men he can help them with their "performance" problems, and that most men experience results "right in his office."

Would this be the ad for Doctor Nick's Erectile Dysfunction Clinic and Whorehouse Emporium?

Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2011 10:08 AM (s7mIC)

326 One copy of his facebook page is at kevinislaughter.com

Also, here we go, from wiki...

"Dagens Næringsliv writes that Breivik sought to start a Norwegian version of the Tea Party movement"

Posted by: cherry π at July 23, 2011 10:09 AM (OhYCU)

327 @262 That's pretty much what I was explaining to my daughter earlier. And Adele is one of the talented young singers out there right now - please stop saying mean-spirited things about her weight, unless you just want more plastic, auto-tuned chaotic screechings via dirty slut Kesha, or Ke$ha, or whatever the hell she calls herself. Re bashing braindead KiM, however, carry on.

Posted by: Gem at July 23, 2011 10:09 AM (zw+pb)

328
The more they paint that Norwegian mass-murderer as right-wing, the more I believe he was a left-wing zealot laced with racism.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 23, 2011 10:12 AM (QxQJ6)

329 Another image version of the FB page is at solidprinciples.com

This blog says they think it's a fake. He has no friends.

Posted by: cherry π at July 23, 2011 10:12 AM (OhYCU)

330 Good post by neoneocon on the Norway incident

Posted by: Y-not at July 23, 2011 10:12 AM (5H6zj)

331 259 Rut-roh...Fox saying David Wu is up to more sexual escapades.  Unwanted sexual encounter with a young woman.  She graduated from high school in 2010 and just registered to vote last year. 

What the hell does it take to get these bastards out of office???

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2011 01:37PM (UOM4

Jane did you see the picture of Rep. Wu in the plushy tiger costume?  Perhaps he really does have tiger blood in him and is winning???  Talk about hybrids.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2011 10:12 AM (caSTB)

332
This is sounding like Loughner 2.0.

He's crazy, on meds, and a leftwinger. That's my guess.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 23, 2011 10:13 AM (QxQJ6)

333 Posted by: KayInMaine at July 23, 2011 02:03 PM (g7xmg)

someone needs to lay off the malt liquor.

Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2011 10:13 AM (s7mIC)

334 Roll Call> WH: Congress has to figure out "a way forward" on debt

This after a brief tense meeting at the WH earlier today.
Also, the GOP leadership is currently holding a conference call.

Posted by: '80sBaby at July 23, 2011 10:13 AM (o2lIv)

335

Jane did you see the picture of Rep. Wu in the plushy tiger costume?  Perhaps he really does have tiger blood in him and is winning???  Talk about hybrids.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2011 02:12 PM (caSTB)


Now that you mention it.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2011 10:14 AM (UOM48)

336 338 Roll Call> WH: Congress has to figure out "a way forward" on debt

This after a brief tense meeting at the WH earlier today.
Also, the GOP leadership is currently holding a conference call.

Posted by: '80sBaby at July 23, 2011 02:13 PM (o2lIv)

Congress already figured out a way forward.  He just doesn't like it.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 23, 2011 10:15 AM (/gOMq)

337 What was the verdict on Texas Roadhouse, chemjeff?  Did the music drive you too crazy?  Did you like the vibe?

Posted by: Y-not at July 23, 2011 10:15 AM (5H6zj)

338  One copy of his facebook page is at kevinislaughter.com

Also, here we go, from wiki...

"Dagens N©¡ringsliv writes that Breivik sought to start a Norwegian version of the Tea Party movement"

Posted by: cherry ¥ð at July 23, 2011 02:09 PM (OhYCU)

 

Like I've been saying.  The leftists worldwide are going to be pulling out all the stops before the 2012 elections.  Gird your loins, folks. 

Posted by: Soona at July 23, 2011 10:15 AM (s+gVi)

339 Hi!  I'm a tiger!  But I am not crazy.  Oh no no.  I am doing THE PEOPLE'S BUSINESS!  As a tiger!  Rowr!

Posted by: David Wu (D) at July 23, 2011 10:15 AM (s7mIC)

340
re: above

1. Way to lead, Obama.
2. Congress already submitted their bill; it was rejected without consideration.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 23, 2011 10:16 AM (QxQJ6)

341 How can you people talk about other trivial matters when I am grieving over the death of Amy Winehouse?

/

Posted by: cherry π at July 23, 2011 10:16 AM (OhYCU)

342 341 What was the verdict on Texas Roadhouse, chemjeff?  Did the music drive you too crazy?  Did you like the vibe?

It was fine.  The music was mellow so it was fine.  The bartender was named Rose and she was quite chatty and quite nice.  Too bad for that ring on her finger.

Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2011 10:16 AM (s7mIC)

343 This is a couple of days old, but I didn't see it linked here.  CATO's analysis of the Gang of Six plan (via neoneocon). 

Posted by: Y-not at July 23, 2011 10:17 AM (5H6zj)

344 He's crazy, on meds, and a leftwinger. That's my guess.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 23, 2011 02:13 PM (QxQJ6)

I'm still stuck on the notion that he hit the Labour party youth camp.  He has some association with that camp.

And now let me ask a provocative question: Do you notice no mention of his love life or past girlfriends?  We're getting very little personal information about this guy.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 23, 2011 10:17 AM (73tyQ)

345 Too bad for that ring on her finger

Darn!  Well, maybe she has a sister.  Or a friend.  ;-)

Posted by: Y-not at July 23, 2011 10:18 AM (5H6zj)

346 Rather than an elephant's junk to lug around on a 4-wheeled hand truck, I'd really rather have a chameleon's camouflage ability.  Think of the possibilities!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2011 10:18 AM (4q5tP)

347 OT Fox News is reporting that an Iranian nuclear physicist had an unfortunate traffic encounter with a motorcyclist outside his home. Details are sketchy, but I surmise the nuclear physicist failed to look both ways before taking a step outside his home. And as happens when the rules of the road are not followed by Iranian nuclear physicists hell-bent on destroying Israel, instant lead poisoning ensued. For such smart guys, I don't understand: why don't Iranian nuclear physicists learn to be more careful?

Posted by: USA at July 23, 2011 10:18 AM (6Cjut)

348 @JenniferJJacobs: The official straw poll ballot is now final. Nine names. http://t.co/0wb2cXj #iacaucus

Posted by: '80sBaby at July 23, 2011 10:19 AM (o2lIv)

349
We're getting very little personal information about this guy.

Because they're creating it as we speak.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 23, 2011 10:19 AM (QxQJ6)

350 If you go back, Roadhouse makes really good 'caesar' salads.  Not perfectly authentic, but always great lettuce, sharp cheese, and decadent dressing. 

Posted by: Y-not at July 23, 2011 10:19 AM (5H6zj)

351 I'm not making any connection here, I want to make that  much clear.

But I cannot shake the oddity of Big Sis having pimping out that DHS video just one day before this attack telling people to be on the lookout of white men.

Presto!

White man goes bonkers.

And this suspect creates a twitter account (with one tweet) and a facebook page claiming to be a conservative-Christian both on the same day, just five days prior to the attack?

Something stinks in Norway.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 23, 2011 10:20 AM (Qd3mU)

352
Roadhouse: best rolls ever

and best cinnamon butter ever

Posted by: soothsayer at July 23, 2011 10:20 AM (QxQJ6)

353 @355
Yeah. 

Posted by: Y-not at July 23, 2011 10:20 AM (5H6zj)

354 well, alright then.  apparently, David Wu is recently divorced, a recovering alcoholic who isn't so recovering, sends emails to his staff posing as his children with contents like "My dad says you're the best because not even my mom could put up with him, but you do!" - and his staff pretty much all quit after he was re-elected.

he's cuckoo for cocoa puffs

Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2011 10:21 AM (s7mIC)

355 Roadhouse: best rolls ever

and best cinnamon butter ever

Yes... oh, yes.  But I think chemjeff is dieting, so the salad might be a little better for him. 

I like their bacon-y green beans, too.  And, the Jamaican Cowboys which we now make at home. 

Posted by: Y-not at July 23, 2011 10:21 AM (5H6zj)

356
What's more, the massacre comes on the heels of death threats by muslims to govt officials.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 23, 2011 10:21 AM (QxQJ6)

357 351 USA, Amazing how many Iraqi nuclear scientists met lethal accidents while in France studying nuclear physics.  Or it could be simple bad driving habits.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2011 10:22 AM (caSTB)

358 Posted by: soothsayer at July 23, 2011 02:20 PM (QxQJ6)

yeah next time I'm going to order dinner there, not just drinks

Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2011 10:22 AM (s7mIC)

359 story on David Wu:
http://tinyurl.com/4vb95og

Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2011 10:22 AM (s7mIC)

360

  We're getting very little personal information about this guy.

Or the weapons used.

Posted by: HH at July 23, 2011 10:22 AM (6oDXl)

361 Something stinks in Norway.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 23, 2011 02:20 PM (Qd3mU)

Agree.  And it ain't just the lutefisk.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2011 10:22 AM (4q5tP)

362 yeah next time I'm going to order dinner there, not just drinks

Their ribs are very good.  If you go with steak, pop for the better cuts.  The sirloins aren't very flavorful, imho. 

Posted by: Y-not at July 23, 2011 10:23 AM (5H6zj)

363 I keep hearing there was a second shooter? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2011 10:23 AM (UOM48)

364 333 Posted by: cherry π at July 23, 2011 02:12 PM (OhYCU)

I saved a copy of the FB page; I haven't found any references to any sort of "Christianity" on it even on the fifth look.  Perhaps it morphed into something different after the POS had been arrested?  Also, it seems somewhat strange that all of his comments, references, etc. are in English, which the last time I checked wasn't exactly the native language there.  Yes, they all learn English in school; but even my relatives from Oslo are obviously not native English speakers. The page doesn't have a single entry in Norsk.  For a "Norwegian nationalist" he seems to have cared very little about anything Norwegian.

Posted by: Gasoline Gus at July 23, 2011 10:24 AM (1X96c)

365 @367 I keep hearing there was a second shooter?

Yes, I read that, too.  No description (except that he was not in any type of uniform).  That could explain why we had conflicting reports on "foreigner" versus "Nordic" initially.

Posted by: Y-not at July 23, 2011 10:24 AM (5H6zj)

366 352 @JenniferJJacobs: The official straw poll ballot is now final. Nine names. http://t.co/0wb2cXj #iacaucus

Posted by: '80sBaby at July 23, 2011 02:19 PM (o2lIv)

That's huge.  I think they wanted to keep Palin off the ballot -- if she isn't going to show up to the straw poll (and bring the money with her, remember that the straw poll is a fundraiser) then to put her on the ballot is just to reward non-participation.

However, keeping Perry off is probably a result of that.  I.e., if you won't include undeclared Palin, then you won't include an undeclared Perry.

I was thinking that Perry would "parachute in" to the straw poll and make a big splash by winning it with almost no troops on the ground.

He may still announce before it's held and try to make a splash by winning it as a write-in or announce afterwards to suck the oxygen out of (presumably, Bachmann's) victory.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 23, 2011 10:25 AM (73tyQ)

367
You're anti-muslim and a scandi. Which of the following do you do?

a) blow up a mosque, shoot up a muslim summer camp
b) try blow up your fellow Norwegian PM, then shoot up Norwegian teens


Posted by: soothsayer at July 23, 2011 10:25 AM (QxQJ6)

368 Where are the interviews with people that knew him? Co-Workers? Landlord? Friends? Ex-Lovers? Neighbors?

If he's as right-wing, nutty, and militant as you know they want to say he is,  where are all those  people they want to trot out in front of the cameras?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 23, 2011 10:25 AM (Qd3mU)

369

If we beleive the translations of TV2 broadcasts over on Pajamas Media.  The suspect owned two registered weapons, one being a Glock. 

Remember Pym Fortun was not murdered by a Muslim.  He was murdered by a fellow socialist because what Pym said about the Islamic threat was against the party line.

So 72 hour rule applies on this monster. 

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2011 10:26 AM (caSTB)

370 @372
They're learning their lines now. 



No, I'm not quite serious, but feeling a bit jaded.

Posted by: Y-not at July 23, 2011 10:26 AM (5H6zj)

371 368 333 Posted by: cherry π at July 23, 2011 02:12 PM (OhYCU)

I saved a copy of the FB page; I haven't found any references to any sort of "Christianity" on it even on the fifth look.  Perhaps it morphed into something different after the POS had been arrested?  Also, it seems somewhat strange that all of his comments, references, etc. are in English, which the last time I checked wasn't exactly the native language there.  Yes, they all learn English in school; but even my relatives from Oslo are obviously not native English speakers. The page doesn't have a single entry in Norsk.  For a "Norwegian nationalist" he seems to have cared very little about anything Norwegian.

Posted by: Gasoline Gus at July 23, 2011 02:24 PM (1X96c)

Exactly.  Now English were to be preferred if it were a rant meant to be heard by the world.  A suicide note, if you were.

I think it's fake, I just want to know how it's 5 days old.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 23, 2011 10:27 AM (73tyQ)

372
If you recall yesterday the first shooter was described as an "ethnic Norwegian."

I think that's probably accurate. As in "not a natural born Norwegian."

Posted by: soothsayer at July 23, 2011 10:28 AM (QxQJ6)

373 353, hear hear.

Posted by: cherry π at July 23, 2011 10:28 AM (OhYCU)

374 We're getting very little personal information about this guy.

Because they're creating it as we speak.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 23, 2011 02:19 PM (QxQJ6)

 

Heh. As for lack of background info, I'm guessing that it's still early in the investigation. What sticks out to me is his claim on a FB page about being a Christian. Okay, but the KKK claim that too.

Posted by: ErikW at July 23, 2011 10:29 AM (MewYw)

375  Good post by neoneocon on the Norway incident

Posted by: Y-not at July 23, 2011 02:12 PM (5H6zj)

 

Everything I've been reading about this guy is just speculation.  It's going to be awhile before we get the complete story.  And if it looks that the evidence is turning out that he had more left leaning beliefs or that he was a convert, we may never get the complete story. 

But enough information, whether it's true or not, is out there for the leftists in this country to fix their meme.

Posted by: Soona at July 23, 2011 10:29 AM (s+gVi)

376 364 Or the weapons used.

The Daily Mail: "According to witness accounts from Norwegian media, people have described shooting incidents in two different areas on the island, one with a handgun and the other with a ‘sniper rifle’."

Posted by: '80sBaby at July 23, 2011 10:30 AM (o2lIv)

377 Let the investigators investigate.  Let them sort the facts (few) from the fiction (swirling).  The truth will out.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2011 10:30 AM (4q5tP)

378

Oh and if you want to get really creeped out, visit the KKK's website.

 

Posted by: ErikW at July 23, 2011 10:31 AM (MewYw)

379 It begins:

From FireDogLake:

The bombing-shootings took up enormous bandwidth in our media machine until it came out that the alleged perpetrator has more in common with Sarah Palin and Alan Dershowitz than with Rachel Corrie or Furkan Doğan, both of whom have been labelled terrorists by Dershowitz.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2011 10:31 AM (UOM48)

380
nude post

Posted by: soothsayer at July 23, 2011 10:32 AM (QxQJ6)

381 Oh and if you want to get really creeped out, visit the KKK's website.

haha, no thanks.  The last thing I want is my IP in their logs.

Posted by: cherry π at July 23, 2011 10:32 AM (OhYCU)

382 369 @367  Yes, I read that, too.  No description (except that he was not in any type of uniform).  That could explain why we had conflicting reports on "foreigner" versus "Nordic" initially.

I keep reading that he told the teens he was a security guard come to rescue them. Both The Daily Telegraph and The Daily Mail have pictures of him aiming his weapon at one poor teen left in the river. Those poor children.

Posted by: '80sBaby at July 23, 2011 10:33 AM (o2lIv)

383 From FireDogLake

You expected something different from the hive mind?

Posted by: toby928™ at July 23, 2011 10:33 AM (GTbGH)

384 A ginger, she hates and rips her own, saying she "would never date a Ginger."

Eh. I can't date red-haired guys because they all remind me of my cousin who was my surrogate big brother growing up, and dating him would be weird in a bad way.

And speaking of fat redhaired pigs, my lunch is fresh Indiana sweet corn.  So far, the only part of this summer that hasn't sucked ass...

Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 23, 2011 10:33 AM (0vDuM)

385 ...and it's happened. Amy Winehouse dead. Sad, Girl started with an amazing talent that she couldn't help but destroy.

Posted by: moron listening to the 'Frank' album. at July 23, 2011 10:33 AM (lO1aU)

386

383 Jane D'oh.

Standing on still warm bodies they are.  Utter pond scum they are.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2011 10:33 AM (caSTB)

387 haha, no thanks.  The last thing I want is my IP in their logs.

Posted by: cherry ð at July 23, 2011 02:32 PM (OhYCU)

Ouch. Didn't think about that.

Posted by: ErikW at July 23, 2011 10:34 AM (MewYw)

388 If I were a hybrid, I would want to be half Chuck Norris.

Posted by: PugBoo at July 23, 2011 10:35 AM (20jXV)

389 Or the Honey Badger.  Same thing.

Posted by: PugBoo at July 23, 2011 10:36 AM (20jXV)

390

Now that I think about it, my IP changes every time I log off and log back on so I should be okay. I think.

I'm a computer tard.

Posted by: ErikW at July 23, 2011 10:36 AM (MewYw)

391 I would want to be half Chuck Norris.

and the other half?

Posted by: toby928™ at July 23, 2011 10:37 AM (GTbGH)

392 You're anti-muslim and a scandi. Which of the following do you do?

a) blow up a mosque, shoot up a muslim summer camp
b) try blow up your fellow Norwegian PM, then shoot up Norwegian teens


Posted by: soothsayer at July 23, 2011 02:25 PM (QxQJ6)

I thought that too but from what I read about this nut he seems to have a hard on for the labour party and particulary their Hitler Socialist youth camp he shot up becasue of their multiculturalism and some kind of real or perceived danger to conservatives by them.

He was a member of the Progress party for awhile which is the most conservative party but they thought he was hitler and convinced him to move on several years ago.

Sounds like he is someone who created a scenario in his twisted mind that the Labour Party and their Youth Camps were out to get him.

You have to be stone cold crazy to hunt down kids and execute them for 2 hours I know that.

Another weird thing to me is that parents would agree to send their kids to a political indoctrination camp. It wasn't that many years ago that former members of such camps were occupying norway and murdering their citizens.

Posted by: robtr at July 23, 2011 10:37 AM (MtwBb)

393

 and the other with a ‘sniper rifleÂ’."

We call that 'deer hunting' around these parts.Another link I read via Drudge mentioned an automatic rifle.

So apparently they don't quite know. Well, the police do, but it just hasn't been released yet.

Posted by: HH at July 23, 2011 10:38 AM (6oDXl)

394 and the other half?

Chuck Norris doesn't need the other half.

Posted by: cherry π at July 23, 2011 10:38 AM (OhYCU)

395 395 I would want to be half Chuck Norris.

and the other half?

Posted by: toby928™ at July 23, 2011 02:37 PM (GTbGH)

Longbow

Posted by: PugBoo at July 23, 2011 10:39 AM (20jXV)

396

Cool Hand Luke thread up.

 

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2011 10:41 AM (caSTB)

397 From VG.no


"The police believe that there are three tons of fertilizer on the farm now. This means that three tons have disappeared since May."

Posted by: cherry π at July 23, 2011 10:41 AM (OhYCU)

398

Another weird thing to me is that parents would agree to send their kids to a political indoctrination camp. It wasn't that many years ago that former members of such camps were occupying norway and murdering their citizens.

Posted by: robtr at July 23, 2011 02:37 PM (MtwBb)

 

Coming soon to a city near you.  Oh wait.....

Posted by: Soona at July 23, 2011 10:43 AM (s+gVi)

399 105 94 I call dibs on the first mermaid!

Have you seen the 4th Pirates movie?  You don't want those mermaids, they'll rend your flesh, shatter your dreams, and devour your very soul.

I wuz thinkin' more Darryl Hannah....

Posted by: Buddha at July 23, 2011 10:43 AM (Ehkdx)

400 I watched it last night.

Jeb isn't running. It's more of Hannity's shit. The same ass-kissing that he's done with Gingrich for the past hundred years.

Jeb also calls Rubio a "stud".

Posted by: As If... at July 23, 2011 10:44 AM (piMMO)

401 Another weird thing to me is that parents would agree to send their kids to a political indoctrination camp.

My parents sent me to church camp for a week every summer. Politics seems to be the progg equivalent.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 23, 2011 10:44 AM (0vDuM)

402

Another weird thing to me is that parents would agree to send their kids to a political indoctrination camp. It wasn't that many years ago that former members of such camps were occupying norway and murdering their citizens.

Posted by: robtr at July 23, 2011 02:37 PM (MtwBb)

It's church camp.

And that comparison would kill them if they heard it.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 23, 2011 10:45 AM (73tyQ)

Posted by: As If... at July 23, 2011 10:46 AM (piMMO)

404 And, btw, Floridian were quite happy with Jeb as our governor.

Posted by: As If... at July 23, 2011 10:50 AM (piMMO)

405 Personally, I blame the Swedish Chef.

Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2011 10:50 AM (s7mIC)

406 I didn't know Don King was part mermaid. http://www.thefeejeemermaid.com/weeklyworld.jpg

Posted by: CoolCzech at July 23, 2011 11:00 AM (kUaEF)

407 You don't want those mermaids, they'll rend your flesh, shatter your dreams, and devour your very soul. They're part IRS Agent?

Posted by: CoolCzech at July 23, 2011 11:02 AM (kUaEF)

408 I demand a subhuman slave army!

Posted by: Barry at July 23, 2011 11:03 AM (QjrRF)

409 Had a scene with a man/sheep hybrid. Still gives me the creeps. Posted by: pep at July 23, 2011 11:13 AM (6TB1Z) You mean this? http://tinyurl.com/3je4q2l

Posted by: CoolCzech at July 23, 2011 11:04 AM (kUaEF)

410 What I remember from Church camp, was having to make art projects, boating in canoes on the lake and swimming, and trying to confab among us girls how to prank the counselors. 

Posted by: Dianne at July 23, 2011 11:05 AM (+tzv7)

411 Hmmm.... Weasel Zippers reports Obama says it's not obvious to all that he's had a successful presidency: http://tinyurl.com/3vjebhq Just what the hell was his Mom screwing, anyway??

Posted by: CoolCzech at July 23, 2011 11:07 AM (kUaEF)

412 Oh -yeah, and there was tennis and kick ball and hiking.

Posted by: Dianne at July 23, 2011 11:10 AM (+tzv7)

413

Hmmm....

Weasel Zippers reports Obama says it's not obvious to all that he's had a successful presidency:

 

42% think he has.

Posted by: Soona at July 23, 2011 11:11 AM (s+gVi)

414 What I remember from Church camp, was having to make art projects, boating in canoes on the lake and swimming, and trying to confab among us girls how to prank the counselors. 

Posted by: Dianne at July 23, 2011 03:05 PM (+tzv7)

 

My first and only panty raid was at church camp.

Posted by: Soona at July 23, 2011 11:12 AM (s+gVi)

415 I demand a subhuman slave army!

Posted by: Barry at July 23, 2011 03:03 PM (QjrRF)

Obama already has one -- The media.

Posted by: zmdavid at July 23, 2011 11:14 AM (HGrux)

416 Weasel Zippers reports Obama says it's not obvious to all that he's had a successful presidency: 42% think he has. Posted by: Soona at July 23, 2011 03:11 PM (s+gVi) That's a pretty darn powerful argument against incestuous inbreeding, that there...

Posted by: CoolCzech at July 23, 2011 11:16 AM (kUaEF)

417 I knew as soon as I started reading this the name of Lord Alton would come up. He's a moralising shitstain of the first water and anything he says is automatically suspect. He's one of those High Church LibDem politicians who make Uriah Heep look like a paragon of virtue. A whited sepulchre. Anyway, this is the Daily Mail, which doesn't exactly give this the imprimatur of truth.

Posted by: NASA at July 23, 2011 11:17 AM (FdBA0)

418 He's one of those High Church LibDem politicians who make Uriah Heep look like a paragon of virtue.

NASA - anyone who uses that metaphor must be spot on.

Posted by: Dianne at July 23, 2011 11:26 AM (+tzv7)

419 OT. Seems I'm screwed again. I bought an extended warranty for my pickup 5 years ago and was told that I would get my money back if I didn't use the warranty. I normally don't buy extended warranties, but this was a no brainer I thought. Well the time has come to collect my money so I do some Internet searching and find the company, Signet Financial Group, has gone belly up. I'm out $1700. FML.

Posted by: Ronster at July 23, 2011 11:34 AM (lEphK)

420 I am NOT an animal!

Posted by: Yogi Bear at July 23, 2011 11:44 AM (mQMnK)

421 Neko Mimi Mode!

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 23, 2011 01:58 PM (ut4uY)

422 A group of British hackers today took down Al-Qaeda's communication network and websites, preventing the terrorist organization from posting online messages and videos. The hacks started a few days ago and they have temporarily crippled Al-Qaeda's Internet influence. These attacks on Al-Qaeda are reminiscent of similar attacks the group suffered earlier this month when British intelligence officers replaced the group's instructions on how to make bombs with cupcake recipes. Who says the British aren't funny?

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 23, 2011 02:17 PM (e8kgV)

423 That's good news.

Posted by: Dianne at July 23, 2011 03:33 PM (+tzv7)

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