1 Marie?

2 My husband is a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

3 ...and I can tell you that nobody comes before Barack in the bedroom.

4 Let them eat Big Macs

5 Marie like Marie Antoinette. You may have heard of her. She was big in a little something called WORLD WAR 2. Sorry, I just went Plinkett on you.

6 Is she making a virtue of selfishness? Didn't her husband say that only Republicans do that?

7 All I know is that given that Marie seems to think nothing of His 'n Her private jet flights to Hawaii, just to avoid having to spend another dreaded day in the presidential mansion in the nation's capital, her "Me First" philosophy is bearing some fruit, at least. hours trapped in a plane with the SCOAMF.

8 Michelle Obama is also a stuttering clusterfuck.

Not a miserable failure though, because let's face it, she's no elected official.  She just likes to mother hen we foolish sheeple.

9 At first glance that smacks of Ayn Rand objectivism.  But knowing these guys for 3 years it really falls under the banner of "socialism is for the people, not the socialists".

I'm bored and don't want to work today.  Any photoshop requests?

10 B-but her toned arms and svelte buttocks are the envy of all Americans!

11 That's a good point, JohnJ.

12 I know when I see her the first thought I have is  'There is a woman who truly exemplifies the notion of random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty'.

13

Mrs. Obama, if you were a vast gnarled tree with a gigantic ass - what kind of vast gnarled tree would you be?

The kind that threw apples at Dorothy, Toto, and the Scarecrow?

14 Let them eat quarter-pounders.

15 she is just using feminist agitprop to justify her selfishness and to assuage her liberal guilt for her natural selfishness. IOW: it's okay to be selfish if you are a good feminist and if you feel guilty for it later, but not if you are a greedy rightwing evil 1%er, or some lame objectivist cult member

16

The Mayans predicted that this thread won't see 100 before ace has to pull it down

17 Yep. "weÂ’ve made a virtue out of selfishness, thereÂ’s no virtue in that." Barack Obama

http://is.gd/CJa6P5

18 Her theory is based on the book First Ladies Who Love Too Little, Because Hawai'i Is A Lot More Fun Than Barry, Who's Hung Like A White Boy Anyway.

19 She also has a fat ass, or so I've read.

20

The first thing I thought of was Gayle Sayer's book "I Am Third".  Ace is right that it's essentially basic human nature to put yourself first.  And yet, somehow the toned-arm-wonder defies thousands of years of survival instincts and has to actively work to do something that anyone else would consider a negative.  I keep thinking that their previous self-centered comment has to be the worst on record, and yet.. they come up with new ones.

 

And she is married to a SCOAMF.

21 Boy, was it ever "tone deaf" of me to make a hypothetical $10K bet.

22 I should have highlighted Obama's next sentence, which directly contradicts Michelle's: "We made a virtue of irresponsibility and we need to usher in a new spirit of service and sacrifice and responsibly."

So do we need a new spirit of service and sacrifice and responsibility, or are we already too busy caring for everyone else? What's up with these mixed messages?

23 My Way

24 I keep thinking that their previous self-centered comment has to be the worst on record, and yet.. they come up with new ones.

Yeah, this one from the previous thread is right up there with "worst on record":


"Barbara Walters, ABC News: "What is your biggest peeve of each other?"

President Obama: "I don't have one."

Walters: "Aww."

Michelle Obama: "My list is too long.'"

some women are never satisfied.

25 I don't understand really how they are thinking.  I mean to fly Bo back for a photo op just seems strange.  "And people are noticing that the arms aren't nearly as toned as they once were and the hair is cut short and combed back not nearly as styled as it once was.  And the glimmer in her eyes just isn't there anymore" (quote from someone's facebook as they worried about her)

26 Posted by: JohnJ at December 23, 2011 02:15 PM (Tt6ky)

He was referring to the plebes, not himself or his family. Duh.

27 The role of female caretaker is to put yourself first in a few instances. Your family unit won't survive if the woman isn't physically & mentally taking care of herself first. This does not mean a world-class Spain vaca when a "family friend's" spouse dies. Esp. when that vaca is on the public dime.

The difference between tried and true female caretakers and her? They former doesn't advertise they're so bighearted they have to remind themselves to take some time for themselves.

That's why this quote is full of bullshit.

28 Didn't Michelle make $300K from some Chicago hospital board that's now broke?

29 See You Next Tuesday, Mrs. Obama.

30 Putting yourself first is parenting 101.

31 Are there any businesses in Chicago that aren't broke?

32 I truly loathe these two but I loathe FLOTUS more.

33 I Want You To Want Me

34 Please. You must honor and respect her majesty. While Obama hits the green, Michelle is having a tax payer funded facial. It's called self respect, people.

35 Of course, after these two are booted from the White House, they will continue to live large and to be rewarded simply for exisiting and being -- probably with tax dollars in play.

36 Image Moochelle the Wookie thinking of herself as a woman?  Her butt is so big it merits its own postal zone.  Sheis to feminity what Michael Moore is to body building.

37 TAMALE!

38 There's nothing I can say that won't end up with Secret Service involvement.

In random news, I really really love Seth MacFarlane's big band album. 

39 I have a question about all these Dinners with Obama.
Can you pay extra and exclude MO?

40 I guess we know what Michelle and Obama saw in each other : each other.

41 Let's be honest, which one of us wouldn't gladly pay millions upon millions each year to get these two out of the public eye once we vote them out of office. Sadly it won't happen.

She'll continue her hate her country that gave her so much and he'll be able to publicly proclaim that he agrees.

42 Madame Deficit.

43

that's one party foul!

ah, ah, ahhhh.

44 Me, myself and Michelle.

45 If there is anything that is more embarrassing than having a SCOAMF as precedent it's having this angry, entitled, AA dowager as FLOTUS.

At another time and in another place I could almost feel sorry for him.

......almost...... 

46 Didn't Michelle make $300K from some Chicago hospital board that's now broke? --------- If I recall correctly, they invented some BS position for her which disappeared when she left.

47 what a vile, digusting, awful person.  anybody read about what she did in chicago and how much money she made and what she did in her 'job' before becoming first lady?  (spit)

48 Taking Obama's call for less selfishness with Michelle's explanation of her focus on herself, it really does seem like a blatant double standard. "You people need to be less selfish while you pay us to focus on ourselves."

49 Ugly, inside and out. 

50 Me first! The new campaign slogan

51 There's also this from the ABC transcript: If you were to die and come back as a person as a thing, what would you want it to be? MICHELLE OBAMA: I would want to be Bo. He's got a great life. He's got it good. Not a dog. But Bo. PRESIDENT OBAMA: You know, Barbara, I'm going to take a pass on this one. ******* Ya, not sure what to do about that one... There is also an excerpt at The Blaze where Obama talks about his Health Care and Mitt Romney-off to go find it.

52 If I recall correctly, they invented some BS position for her which disappeared when she left.

Sort of like his adjunct "teaching" position at U of C. Why it's as if it was somehow  all....coordinated.

53 Yup, the feminist ideology where a woman can justify deserting her children in order to "find herself". To quote Judge Judy: Your kids didn't ask to be born.

54 I like having the very latest styles in shower curtain dresses and vinyl armpit belts.

55 ...have to be less self-oriented and do more, more, more for others?

Bwhahhahahahaahaha.
gasp BWHAhahAHAhAHA.
Sniff.

Yeah.
Hell, even Clinton pretended that.

56 yes, she was paid to 'dump' patients at other hospitals.

57 Her children don't stand a chance with these two.  They will try out to be just as selfish and nasty as their parents.  I feel sorry for them.

Think Amy Carter.

58 Just thinking here how Baba Wawa + rest of msm if those words had come out of a Laura Bush or an Ann Romney or an Anita Perry or a Callista Gingrich or a Karen Santorum. Even better...how 'bout out of Michelle Bachmann's? I can see the hate pieces being written now...

59 So, is her "bodygroom" razor made by Briggs & Straton?

60 Eh. Ace, if you become a father, you're going to find yourself doing things for your kids that you never thought you would do for anyone.

61

"Mrs. Obama, if you were a vast gnarled tree with a gigantic ass - what kind of vast gnarled tree would you be?"

Don't even think about it . . .

62 Old Coach,
I can possible hear that from Callista's mouth but not the others.

63 But she's SMART!!!!  and cares about YOUR CHILDREN!!!!!

64

More so, it flies in the Face of Everything they tell us WE should be doing..

We should give more... we should sacrifice.... yet...

She puts HERSELF first, even before her KIDS?

The Progresives wish to Flip Lazlo's Heirarchy of Needs, for everyone BUT themselves...

65 I can't believe I'm going to say this but I think The One is a better parent to their kids than Her Highness.  At least he looks like he loves them.  Her, not so much.

66 But there's a whole strain of feminist thought that declares that women do too much already for their children and husbands, and must consciously force themselves to prioritize their own needs. Not being a woman or a mother, I don't know if there's truth, and that consciously pushing to be more self-oriented is necessary or useful.

I've often thought that women credit the act or emotion of worrying towards their ledger of stuff they do for others.  Almost exclusively, people (women) worry about others for their own emotional benefit - doesn't really do the object of the worrying much good.  They also imagine that men really enjoy yard work or changing oil or something as if it was a hobby.

There's also a lot of crediting stupid shit like changing the potpourri that men and children don't really care much about. 

But never discount a feminist's desire to drive a wedge between men and women and encourage war against a woman's own little imaginary domestic patriarchy.

67 61 ...you're going to find yourself doing things for your kids that you never thought you would do for anyone.

So true.
I cleared out an area in the crawlspace under the house just for the kids.

68 I really can't wait to see what those two offspring of the alien Obama turn out like.  I mean, the train wreck THAT is going to be will be E.P.I.C.

69

 Michelle was a "Diversity Outreach Consultant" at the University of Chicago Hospital. I don't know if the hospital went bankrupt, but I they didn't bother replacing her after she left.

70

59.  Precisely. Had ANY republican female said what Michelle Obama said, it would be all over the news in the most negative way. Her majesty the ultimate taker says it, and Barbara Walters finds it interesting.

71 You folks are surely mistaken. Our lovely First Lady is on the cover of Reader's Digest for her love of Family Values.

72 The Obamas are self absorbed, narcissistic assholes.

I will take great pleasure when they no longer inhabit the white house.

73 >>If I recall correctly, they invented some BS position for her which disappeared when she left.

I believe she was in charge of Diversity Protocols in Spontaneous Inpatient Dumping.

74 So Michelle is self-centered to the point of taking a separate military jet, complete with all the expenses of separate security detail, etc. All this taxpayer expense, just so she can leave for Martha's Vineyard a few hours before His Awesomeness. And that's called prioritizing. But she has those fabulously toned arms, so there's that.

75 I can understand the philosophy "put your own mask on first so that you can help others," but that's a far cry from "you put your own self highest on your priority list."

76 Me, Myself and I

77
Yeah, if there's one thing the average American woman doesn't do enough of, it's thinking of herself.

78 She says it most clumsily, but there is some truth in it.  Women are raised to do for everyone else.   Yet they are selfishly selfless - they martyr themselves caring for others for some psychic reward as well as natural care-taking impulse;  to feel important and needed.   They then get angry and useless when they wear out.

Better to build in some selfishness,  in the end it balances the other and helps you to give without running out of fuel.

79

 'you put your own self highest on your priority list.'

 

"your own self" ... as opposed to someone else's self?  This is what the Ivies deliver to us.  They should all burn to the ground.

80 "strain" is the right word to describe feminism.

81 I can understand the philosophy "put your own mask on first so that you can help others," but that's a far cry from "you put your own self highest on your priority list."

But if we don't tell women to put themselves first how will we get them to destroy their families or discover as adults that they've always been lesbians?

82 5Marie like Marie Antoinette. You may have heard of her. She was big in a little something called WORLD WAR 2.

Sorry, I just went Plinkett on you.

Posted by: ace at December 23, 2011 02:10 PM (nj1bB)

 

 

 

 

 

Well DUH!  I'm freaking tired. 

83 Ugh still trying to find a transcript of the clip about -those uncompromising Republicans-but found this instead: Another student inquired whether the president believes reporters ask too many questions. "No. I love reporters and I love all their questions," Obama said. ********* Hurl.

84 @78

According to the Obamas, everyone else but them spends too much time thinking of themselves.

85 This was Ayn Rand's philosophy as well, and one which I generally do not subscribe to. Although I believe that you cannot be happy or fulfilled unless and until you put yourself emotionally and psychologically at the top, it is incumbent upon each of us to be charitable with our time, our love and our money (to the event that we can be). Just read any account of any Medal of Honor winner, and Madame SCOAMF's rant falls away into dust.

86 Just as long as putting yourself 1st doesn't interfere with sandwich making and house cleaning, I'm good.

87 ...to the EXTENT we can be. Sheesh.

88 There are some things I do for myself, mainly to keep myself healthy.  But I do not do things for myself that would come at the expense of my family.  Family is everything.  Without it you are Michelle and Barack Obama.  Notice how she never talks about her late father or even her mother who lives at the White House?

I find that disturbing.

89 So do we need a new spirit of service and sacrifice and responsibility, or are we already too busy caring for everyone else? What's up with these mixed messages?

Posted by: JohnJ at December 23, 2011 02:15 PM (Tt6ky)

We Rethuglicans need a new spirit of service and sacrifice and responsibility - Moochelle already serves and sacrifices responsibly so she needs to put herself first. You see it is really difficult to go through life as an insane liberal responsible democrat.

90 Posted by: Dr Spank at December 23, 2011 02:37 PM (Sh42X) I love you, you're beautiful. Now go get your fucking shine box!

91 "No. I love reporters and I love all their questions," Obama said.

*********

Hurl.

Posted by: tasker at December 23, 2011 02:35 PM (r2PLg)

Because each question presented to him is just like being on the recipients end of a glory hole.  He LOVES that.

92

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 23, 2011 02:27 PM (Qxdfp)

 

My groomer uses gold plated Stihl tools, exclusively. 

She has the matching set I received as a gift from Oprah. 

 Trimmer, Edger and Backpack Leafblower.

All with the FLOTUS Seal etched on the handles.

93 She says it most clumsily, but there is some truth in it.  Women are raised to do for everyone else.   Yet they are selfishly selfless - they martyr themselves caring for others for some psychic reward as well as natural care-taking impulse;  to feel important and needed.   They then get angry and useless when they wear out.

I have not met a single one of these women of which you speak born after 1945 or so. 

And last time I checked, it is still considered the "honorable and gentlemanly thing" to offer you and your children any available seat in the lifeboat as our ship sinks.

94 even before the presidency.

So she is the one making all of these decisions then.  Stuttering flustercluck of a first lady.  SCOAFL.

95 I was just thinking of buying my wife a copy of Michelle Obama's book: Chicken Soup For The Self-Centered C**t's Soul. You know - a last-minute stocking stuffer. What unbelievably disgusting ASSHOLES the Obamas are.

96 It's kind of schizophrenic. How can SCOAMF-ette espouse "everyone for themselves" and yet be a slave to big daddy gubmint? Destroy G-d, destroy the family and the rest will follow.

97 hope her communist butt gets bigger over her 4 MILLION DOLLAR vacation

I pray she gorges on everything ---like a typical dictator's wife.

98 Seriously, if Michelle wants to be more selfish, maybe she shouldn't be doing it on the taxpayer dime. When they're out of the White House, they can be as selfish as they want to be.

99 The one thing that Michelle has right in the American sense is that she is the polar opposite of nobility, in every possible application of the word.

100

So, to continue her philsophy to its logical conclusion... anyone who ever served in the Military, is a chump.

Because NO ONE who put themselves first, would ever hazard their ultimate possesion, their LIFE, to protect others, or anything as amorphous as an Ideal.

And as we just found out Obamas Daddy was in WWII???? (yes, he did say that recently, must have enlisted from one of those over State, you know 51-57?)

101 George castanza to M obama---"the ocean called---they are out of lobster!!...."

102

spend another dreaded day of drudgery in the national mansion

That she decorated to the extreme for THE MILITARY CHILDREN.

103 And last time I checked, it is still considered the "honorable and gentlemanly thing" to offer you and your children any available seat in the lifeboat as our ship sinks.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at December 23, 2011 02:38 PM (mg08E)

Yep, and a Feminist would be the first one to Demand that you did, as long as SHE got the seat...

104 "Eh. Ace, if you become a father, you're going to find yourself doing things for your kids that you never thought you would do for anyone. Posted by: mike" Parenthood starts out with sacrifice: 9 months pregnancy and all the loveliness of childbirth. Next is the diaper changing and spitting up. And it never really ends. Hey, I smashed my parents' car when I was 17. My dad argued with the cop about the ticket, which I clearly deserved. My mom's response was, "Such is life."

105 I think it's hysterical that any time the two shitstains are interviewed together, he blows smoke up her ass and she pays him back by kicking him in the balls and stepping on his dick.

She's Godzilla and he's just some random Japanese guy on the train car that gets squashed in the first scene.

Who the HELL would marry that bitch?!?

106
"Women are raised to do for everyone else."

----------------------

Really? Maybe fifty years ago. Men have always had obligations for others drilled into their heads, and moreso now than ever. Women seem to have a comparatively free ride. Don't want that kid? Abort it. Want to keep it? Get the judge to make the sperm donor pay for it for eighteen years. Have an agonizing choice between your career or staying home with the kids? Men don't even have the choice.  

Most female "obligations" are self-created, like going insane for Christmas.

For an American female to say that women have to think about themselves for a change, well... that's fairly risible.

I love the line in "As Good As It Gets", when Jack Nicholson's character is asked how he writes women so well - "I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."

(This is the part where women say I'm a bitter misogynist loser who just can't get laid. Sorry, happily married for twenty years to a very wonderful and extremely atypical woman.)

107 Yep, and a Feminist would be the first one to Demand that you did, as long as SHE got the seat...

Yes, but only to make up for past imaginary grievances and "Rape Culture," so don't get too full of yourself, Pig. 

108

You know Barbara I get tired of talkng about myself all the time.

Please, You talk about me for a while..

109 A man as great as Obama needs someone with an ass as great as Michelle's.

110 99 hope her communist butt gets bigger over her 4 MILLION DOLLAR vacation I pray she gorges on everything ---like a typical dictator's wife. Posted by: nygal at December 23, 2011 02:39 PM (+/c0N) I just flashed on the classic SNL bit with Jon Belushi dressed up in drag as Liz Taylor, scarfing down chicken legs.

111

Damn.  Broke 100.

I'd have lost that bet.

112 Women who put their family's needs ahead of their own are, of course, about as rare as men who put their family's needs ahead of their own. But the leaders of the country should still put the country's needs first, at least while living on the taxpayer dime.

113 And last time I checked, it is still considered the "honorable and gentlemanly thing" to offer you and your children any available seat in the lifeboat as our ship sinks.
Posted by: Alec Leamas

Let me say thank you.  Gentlemen who behave like a gentleman are few and far between.  More often than not I find myself giving up a seat to an elderly or disabled person while these troglodytes sit on their asses with their iPods in their ears.  They disgust me.

114 M obama has it her way:
double triple decker w a side of angus and mignon under 25lb of cheesy frenchfries
4 MILLION DOLLARS FOR A VACATION BUYS ALOT OF BEEF!!

115 "64 But she's SMART!!!! and cares about YOUR CHILDREN!!!!!" Not the ones that she dumped from her hospital.

116 Who the HELL would marry that bitch?!?

Posted by: © Sponge at December 23, 2011 02:44 PM (UK9cE)

Hmmm.... based on those answers... maybe she does not want to Stay in the White House and so is doing a Passive Aggresive Sabotage of his campaign?

Because she sure did not say anything to HELP him.

117

Marie like Marie Antoinette. You may have heard of her. She was big in a little something called WORLD WAR 2.

Sorry, I just went Plinkett on you.

'sOK. We know you are a Grandmaster of 11 dimensional chess. We are Morons.

118 Maxim said she's so attractive.

119 The humble Christian servant attitude is strong in this one.

120 I love the line in "As Good As It Gets", when Jack Nicholson's character is asked how he writes women so well - "I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."

My favorite line in the film is "You make me want to be a better man."

"Nuf said.

121

Hmmm.... based on those answers... maybe she does not want to Stay in the White House and so is doing a Passive Aggresive Sabotage of his campaign?

Because she sure did not say anything to HELP him.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 23, 2011 02:47 PM (NtXW4)

I believe that's the case.  The two of them have done nothing but bitch about being the President and First Lady since they got there, yet they've been living it UP on our money with reckless abandon.  Anyone that votes for him in the next election HATES America and truly wishes we were North Korea.

122 Yes, but only to make up for past imaginary grievances and "Rape Culture," so don't get too full of yourself, Pig.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at December 23, 2011 02:45 PM (mg08E)

Oink Oink!

Its pretty funny, but women are starting to come around on the whole Feminism thing...

One lady I talked to recently said she wants "Men" back... and blames the feminists for trying to force Men to act like Women...

They are finally getting to the place I've been for a lot of years... where Equal under the Law, does not equate to 'we are all th same'...

123

Well Michelle Obama has a right to be self centered and a little cranky. As Barry's beard, she probably hasn't had sex in years.

 

124 Selflessness is being seen at the local Target.

It's good to be at home with the little people for a five minute photo-op.

125 I will hand this to Obama; most people aren't as careful when they make a pact with the Devil as he was.

He actually got to be president and get away with all kinds of stuff.

I suspect the FLOTUS was Satan's little addition to the deal when Barry thought he was home free and was giving himself some high fives.

126 Sometimes I give so much that it hurts and I have to tell myself: "Stop it!"

127 Maxim said she's so attractive.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 23, 2011 02:49 PM (PddVe)

Yeah, it's dumb shit like that that made me cancel my subscription years ago.

128 Selflessness is volunteering for a few hours at a homeless shelter.

Even better with I get to break in my $450 tennis shoes.

129
Y'know, no matter how many times I explain things, leftists always get it wrong.

130

And I found it other women, in similar situated balancing career family, trying to do it all and a lot of times we just slip pretty low on our own priority list

Yeh, when my husband was deployed and I had 3 young kids, it was hard to have any time to myself. Putting myself first sometimes, getting out alone, have a quiet moment, laughing at youse morons here...were necessary for my sanity.

But for her to take it to the extreme--from bottom of the priority list to top?

Pass.

131

Because she sure did not say anything to HELP him.

 

A good beard is seen and not heard.

132 132
Y'know, no matter how many times I explain things, leftists always get it wrong.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Hand at December 23, 2011 02:52 PM (G+B5p)

I hear ya....

133 Selflessness is scaling back a 20 day holiday trip to Hawaii to 17 days.

It's a sacrifice but I'm a giver like that.

134 4 MILLION DOLLARS FOR ONE VACATION
!!!!!!

* can feed all of India vegetarian curry with basmati rice,
* can make enough fried rice for all of cambodia

* can feed the first family for 2 weeks......
(I hope they consider donating their food garbage to a 3rd world nation....maybe Hillary can deliver it on her next voyage to get away from obama)

135
  Pity the Obamas can't show a fraction of the class W and Laura showed.

  Place would probably smell better.

136 Selflessness is publicly discussing my children's BMI. It helps other parents to monitor their children's portion intake.

137 Selflessness is leaving a small area on the beach in Spain for the peasants to use.

138 Because each question presented to him is just like being on the recipients end of a glory hole. He LOVES that. Posted by: © Sponge at December 23, 2011 02:38 PM ***** You'd think he'd try to fake it better or something...but he's basically admitting the press is -uh-doing what you alluded to. And Michele Obama wants to come back as the dog-just imagine if Laura said she'd love to be Barney in the next lifetime...!

139 (I hope they consider donating their food garbage to a 3rd world nation....maybe Hillary can deliver it on her next voyage to get away from obama)

Posted by: lets play at December 23, 2011 02:54 PM (+/c0N)

You're trying to be funny, right?  Cuz, that, sir, is the funniest shit I've heard in weeks.

140 138
Pity the Obamas can't show a fraction of the class W and Laura showed.

Place would probably smell better.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 23, 2011 02:54 PM (SAMxH)

Let alone the Regeans, who spent Christmas in Washington so the Secret Service agents, and staff, could be with THEIR families.

141 I wish I knew how to quit you, Barry.

142 This is just an expression of the "no one but me can make me happy" "I gotta do me" feminist claptrap that's been poured down the culture's throat through TV and movies for forty years now.

143 Selflessness is taking a $350,000 no-show position at a large hospital where the only job qualification is being married to Senator Earmark.

144 130 Maxim said she's so attractive.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 23, 2011 02:49 PM (PddVe)

Yeah, it's dumb shit like that that made me cancel my subscription years ago.

Posted by: © Sponge at December 23, 2011 02:51 PM

Me Too. I also sent a letter to Dardens restaurants telling them I was not eating at Olive Garden or Red Lobster anymore, I heaerd their sales were down 7% last quarter after the FFA did her stint....

145 What a gal!  At some point, she needs to do what the rest of have done and dump her unwieldy list.

In other words, Barry is a SCOAMF.

146 123- that's my favorite line too.  of course, i'm a softie.  got caught up watching 'league of ther own' cuz i'm a baseball junkie and almost cried when bill pullman came back from the war.  man card surrendered.

147 Selflessness is making do with a personal staff of 29.

148 In other words, Barry is a SCOAMF.

Posted by: Fritz at December 23, 2011 02:56 PM (FabC

Hmmm.... new Betting Pool...

Over/Under on how long they STAY married after he is out of Office?

I say.... 6 months.

149

Hey, I just realized something. Thanks to the FLATUS, at some point after this pair of grifters is back on their own, they'll run out of money. She won't control herself. Then they'll really start grubbing for cash.

Like a reality show - Barack Obama's Chicago or something. Episode 3 - Bath House Culture.

150 Selflessness is accepting only a 160% raise in your phony, make-work job that is eliminated once you move on to better things.

151 this is what i heard,

"You People need to sacrifice for my children, and I .. (won)."
your First L-rds Lady Michelle O.

152 Found it- President Obama Faults Republican 'Lurch Into Extremes' for DC Gridlock As political gridlock again threatens Washington with government shutdown, President Obama faulted Republicans' election year "lurch into extremes" for keeping compromise out of reach. "You know, you never want to say, 'It's all them,'" Obama said in an exclusive interview with ABC News' Barbara Walters. "But I do think that right now at least, in the Republican Party there are a couple of notions. Number one is that compromise is a dirty word. Number two, anything that Obama's for, we're against." The president pointed to the ongoing fight over Democrats' health care overhaul as an example of what has gone awry, calling out his top two potential Republican challengers for having previously supported elements in his plan. "If I propose a health care bill that is full of Republican ideas -- in fact, is very similar to the law that was passed by the current Republican front runner, or one of the top frontrunners ? the other guy was supportive of many of the ideas as well -- suddenly, they become against it," he said. He was alluding to former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney and former House Speaker Newt Gingrich. http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/president-obama- faults-republican-lurch-extremes-divisiveness-dc/story?id=15163372#.TvTczutOrw5

153 149 123- that's my favorite line too. of course, i'm a softie. got caught up watching 'league of ther own' cuz i'm a baseball junkie and almost cried when bill pullman came back from the war. man card surrendered.

Posted by: whiskey tango at December 23, 2011 02:57 PM (JvP2I)

Dude, page 37 of the Manly Rule book states that crying IS allowed during Sports Movies... or if John Wayne dies in a flick, but ONLY then!

No Man Card revocation is indicated...

154 Selflessness is hectoring the proles about eating their vegetables while you bravely shovel chili fries and barbecue pork into your gaping maw.

155 149

Naw, don't hand in your mancard.  You're okay with me

156

stupid fat-arsed word that has been banned from this blog!

_{LOUD NOISES!}

157 If I don't take fantastic care of Me, who will.

michelle's wisdom 42.6

158 Selflessness is taking a $350,000 no-show position at a large hospital where the only job qualification is being married to Senator Earmark. It's even worse than this. She was the minority face of the University of Chicago Medical Center's EMTALA-circumventing patient-dumping scheme. Any idea which circle of hell she will someday occupy?

159 O/T:

Merry Christmas, Ace.

160 152 Hey, I just realized something. Thanks to the FLATUS, at some point after this pair of grifters is back on their own, they'll run out of money. She won't control herself. Then they'll really start grubbing for cash. Like a reality show - Barack Obama's Chicago or something. Episode 3 - Bath House Culture. Posted by: Wm T Sherman at December 23, 2011 02:58 PM (w41GQ) And - when the run out of money and get divorced, I do not care in what order, what do you think michelle and her mom are going to demand from the government in ss protection and so on?

161 "94 She says it most clumsily, but there is some truth in it. Women are raised to do for everyone else. Yet they are selfishly selfless - they martyr themselves.... They then get angry and useless when they wear out. I have not met a single one of these women of which you speak born after 1945 or so. " I have a friend who is like this. She voluntarily does everything for everybody, then feels burned out and resentful for being taken advantage of. Her kids who are in their early twenties now are useless human beings who expect someone else to fix everything for them. She doesn't do this because society tells her to, she does this because she has some kind of a lack of self esteem, as if she doesn't think she deserves anything for herself. She has weight problems so that might be part of it.

162 And - when the run out of money and get divorced, I do not care in what order, what do you think michelle and her mom are going to demand from the government in ss protection and so on?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 23, 2011 03:01 PM (loM0R)

Can't Mom just use her Voodoo powers for protection? or was that Grandma?

163 Selflessness is saying 'no' to seconds on the lobster

164

The Obama motto:

You're selfish

You're lazy

You need to share in the shared sacrifice

You have an ego problem

165

What are these 'mancards' you speak of?

Does every man have one?

166 4 MILLION DOLLARS OF OUR TAX MONEY FOR:
(DRUM ROLL.....)
their stupid vacation...

what a sacrifice....what great examples----what a big ass hypocrite....

167 168

What are these 'mancards' you speak of?

Does every man have one?

Posted by: Katie Holmes at December 23, 2011 03:03 PM (SB/6f)

Awwww crap.... who told the Feminists about the Man Cards.... now THEY'll want one too...

168 I always felt sorry for Carter's kids. 0's kids are going to have it even worse.

169 Let me say thank you.  Gentlemen who behave like a gentleman are few and far between.  More often than not I find myself giving up a seat to an elderly or disabled person while these troglodytes sit on their asses with their iPods in their ears.  They disgust me.

Posted by: mpfs at December 23, 2011 02:46 PM (iYbLN)

There is a reason for that. Remember when the feminists were verbally slapping us men around for opening doors and acting like gentlemen? Well, we do. Gentlemen and Protective Alphas are easy to get rid of; tell us you don't want us around, and we moon walk out of the building.

170 MO: Barack knows that we are going to have to make sacrifices
Translation: you will make sacrifices

MO: we are going to have to change our conversation
Translation: rioting leftists are never violent and grandmas with teabags are terrorists, cops act stupidly, nation of cowards etc.

MO: we're going to have to change our traditions
Translation: Deck the halls with boughs of Maoists, Occupy

MO: [we're going to have to change] our history;
Translation: *this one stands on it's own*

MO: we're going to have to move into a different place as a nation
Translation: Asia

171
"And so during the course of these discussions with congressional leaders, what IÂ’ve tried to emphasize is we have a unique opportunity to do something big. We have a chance to stabilize AmericaÂ’s finances for a decade, for 15 years or 20 years, if weÂ’re willing to seize the moment.

Now, what that would require would be some shared sacrifice and a balanced approach that says, “We’re going to make significant cuts in domestic spending.”"
--President Clownfucker
July 2011



“If everybody took an attitude of shared sacrifice, we could solve our deficit and debt problem next week."
--President McFuckleberry
August 17, 2011

172

What are these 'mancards' you speak of?

Does every man have one?

The first rule of mancards is don't talk about mancards.

173 156- thank god.  and i like lori petty a little bit.  nomnom.

174 Why is Barack Obama hiding in my closet?

175

Awwww crap.... who told the Feminists about the Man Cards.... now THEY'll want one too...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 23, 2011 03:05 PM (NtXW4)

Yes, in the interests of Equal Opportunity, we are Submitting this bill to Congress, which forces Men to Permanently grant Man Cards to all Females, or give them up themselves.

 

176 177 Why is Barack Obama hiding in my closet? Posted by: Stan Marsh at December 23, 2011 03:06 PM (seSpe) trying on your clothes?

177 to gorge on 4 million dollars worth of food in 2 weeks---better pick up alot BEANO at cvs...

178 And of course, because the Navy's long term primary Goal is Diversity and Equality... all Iron Men in the Navy will either give up their Man Cards, or they can find another line of 'work'

179 177 Why is Barack Obama hiding in my closet? Posted by: Stan Marsh at December 23, 2011 03:06 PM (seSpe) michelle looking for him?

180 Selflessness is taking a grieving friend to relax in Spain after her dad or dog or someone died.

181 OT Merry Christmas fellow morons! May you reflect on the "reason for the season."

182 I'll give up my mancard when they pry it from my cold dead testimacles

183 177 Why is Barack Obama hiding in my closet?

Posted by: Stan Marsh at December 23, 2011 03:06 PM (seSpe)

Looking for somthing to wear?  Because someone just noticed he has no clothes?

184 Posted by: whiskey tango at December 23, 2011 03:06 PM (JvP2I)

I would keep that to yourself. Have you seen her lately?

185 Sefless would be doing something so we did not have to look at her mug on television all the time.

186 Selflessness is serving as Barack Obama's beard

187 In that last part of the Obama interview above I guess you have to hear Obama give the martyr put upon sigh right before he says- You know, you never want to say, 'It's all them.... Gawd.. ya, uh huh...

188 Women didn't want men to be gentlemen anymore(at least the fiminists didn't),they got what thy wanted.Women aren't ladies anymore either.Congratulations to the left,you destroyed Western society.

189

Obama's health care law is filled with PELOSI's ideas and such economic disasters as the cornhuster kickback.  The American people don't want Obamacare. ObamaCare is tax payer funded health care.

190 Apparently Rev. Wright ran a matchmaking service at Trinity for gay men in his church. He would match up the gay guy with an unattractive, overbearing black woman who would be hard-pressed to find a man on her own. Barry got Michelle. I bet Jeramiah isn't getting a X-mas card this year.

191 "But there's a whole strain of feminist thought that declares that women do too much already for their children and husbands, and must consciously force themselves to prioritize their own needs. Not being a woman or a mother, I don't know if there's truth, and that consciously pushing to be more self-oriented is necessary or useful." I'm a bit late to the thread, but the answer is that it depends. I'm a wife and mother of two. I have a heck of a lot on my plate between taking care of my kids, my home, and yes my husband as well. Everyone needs something from Mommy, she's always on call (it's a 24-7 job), and there's not a lot of time leftover to get basic things done for myself. So, for me, taking time for myself usually involves bathing and grooming, sleeping, and sitting down to rest for a few minutes or to read or crochet. Just basically taking care of myself minimally and getting a few minutes a day in that are a little relaxing so I can hang on to my sanity. I love my family and I voluntarily took on my responsibilities so I'm not complaining. But yes, I do occasionally need to set a limit on what I do for others (immediate needs and emergencies excepting, of course) or else there is literally no time left for me to do those basic things for myself and I would probably be crazy. The problem with this mantra, though is that a lot of people (women AND men, too actually) take it to mean that they come first, period. Not their needs- like needing to eat or shower or whatever- but their wants. I know a lot of folks that prioritize their own personal pleasure activities ahead of spending time withtheir kids for example. Like one couple I know that regularly has time and money to go out drinking Or take adult mini-vacations but are too busy to go to their kid's school functions or to help with their homework, etc. So, there's a line between taking time for things you need to to and things you want to do. I hope that makes sense.

192 187 She's a MAN,baby!

193

what and where exactly is the "republican idea" in ObamaCare?

ObamaCare was shoved down our throats on party line vote. It's 100% democrat. There is no compromise. Obama is liar.

194 Even Verizon's like "man, this b*tch is phoney".

195 Mandy P I admire you for your "career choice." There is no more important job. None. Merry Christmas to you and your family.

196 You know, you never want to say, 'It's all them Right because that would be a variant of the Obama refrain- It's all Bush's fault Why get off that script...

197 194 Makes a lot of sense.I know people like that too.Modern parents.

198 196

what and where exactly is the "republican idea" in ObamaCare?

ObamaCare was shoved down our throats on party line vote. It's 100% democrat. There is no compromise. Obama is liar.

Posted by: whatever at December 23, 2011 03:12 PM (O7ksG)

RomneyCare... pushed and supported by a front running REPUBLICAN candidate...

199 There is a reason for that. Remember when the feminists were verbally slapping us men around for opening doors and acting like gentlemen? Well, we do. Gentlemen and Protective Alphas are easy to get rid of; tell us you don't want us around, and we moon walk out of the building. Do all the chivalrous shit. I do. It scores points for my wife with the people who are worth a damn, and it probably annoys the fuck out of the [very few] people who are bothered by it. The last time I got a nasty comment from a feminist for holding a door open was in the spring of 1997. The dumpy little troll said, "There's nothing wrong with my arms." I smiled and said, "You're welcome." I hope I spoiled her entire week.

200 MPFS - Really don't think I would hear from any of those I mentioned. Just was considering the MSM outrage if one of them had said as much. Doesn't surprise me one bit that it came from our current First Lady though...

201 Barak Obama - The fourth best president since 2009.

202 other than the russian mob---I can't think of anyone else now who spends this much money on 2 weeks of vacation...
( am i sounding like a jealous commie?? an entitled jackass?? a lazy ebt-card holder? lol

203 Have an agonizing choice between your career or staying home with the kids? Men don't even have the choice. 

Sure they do--they just have to marry a woman who makes more than they do.  Just because most men refuse to even consider such a thing doesn't mean the option isn't open.

And unless you're a complete fucking idiot, you realize that historically most women never had that choice, either--they could work and help their husband keep food on the table, or they could work because there wasn't a husband keeping food on the table.  Only a tiny fraction of wealthy women have ever had the luxury of not working, except for a brief aberration after WWII.

My grandmothers worked. My great-grandmothers worked. Most of yours probably did, too, and I'm sorry they never told you about it.

204 187- ooooooh, no.  i haven't. sorry. damn that sucks.

205 Posted by: Mandy P. is hoping for a Texas miracle at December 23, 2011 03:11 PM (qFpRI)

That is about as un-feminist a comment as I have ever read.

You are normal. A feminist would have walked out on her husband and kids to become self-actualized at a yoga therapy symposium where she would also explore her inner dyke. And charge it on her husband's credit card of course.

206

"...putting oneself first. That tends to happen naturally. That's why most creeds stress the opposite --..."

Puts me in mind of the line from the African Queen:

"Nature, Mr. Ahlnut, is what we were put on this earth to rise above."

207 The last time I got a nasty comment from a feminist for holding a door open was in the spring of 1997. The dumpy little troll said, "There's nothing wrong with my arms."

I smiled and said, "You're welcome."

I hope I spoiled her entire week.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at December 23, 2011 03:14 PM (p7SSh)

 

I've received a few eye rolls for opening a door for a woman.  And then, I opened a door for an older woman and she looked at me and said 'your mother raised you right.  Thank you.'  The gesture IS appreciated.  Just not by everyone.

208 The Obamas are utterly consistent. They put themselves first, they want you to put them first to.

209 Every married person should put their spouse as their highest priority in their lives, ideally. This never works out exactly but that ought to be the intended and stated goal, rather than total self satisfaction and interest. Anything less and why the hell did you marry to begin with? If you give yourself totally to the other person to care and love them, and they do the same thing to you... well that's as good as it gets here.

210 what and where exactly is the "republican idea" in ObamaCare? ObamaCare was shoved down our throats on party line vote. It's 100% democrat. There is no compromise. Obama is liar. Posted by: whatever at December 23, 2011 03:12 PM (O7ksG) RomneyCare... pushed and supported by a front running REPUBLICAN candidate... ***** Yep, basically we get our nuke neutered if we go with Le Mitten. Merry Christmas you filthy animals! --Barack

211 Didn't answer my question. But whatever.

212 189 Selflessness is serving as Barack Obama's beard Posted by: Jones at December 23, 2011 03:10 PM (8sCoq) There we go!

213 I will not rest until I see her in handcuffs.  Let her eat arugula.

214 Look y'all,

I have had to put up with all kinds of crap since being forced into this arranged marriage of convenience so Barry could put on a "straight" face if you know what I mean, wink wink.

That Kenyan was hitting those bath houses in Chicago like white on rice and it would affect his political career, so I followed Revy Right's advice and look at me now!  No more taking any shit.  I gots 37 biatches working for ME!

For the first time in my life, It's all about me folks, now pass that big plate of taxpayer funded lobster.

215 The gesture IS appreciated.  Just not by everyone.

Posted by: joejm65 at December 23, 2011 03:17 PM (UZuc4)

Yes. I usually get big (and, unfortunately, surprised) smiles and thanks from older women when I hold the door for them. It's the younger ones who often don't respond.

But...I will always say something if my gesture is not recognized. And it is usually not gentle.

216 "So you want to kill the person in front of you in line at the ATM? That sounds homicidal." "No, no. It's practical."

217 I worked with a woman who said that she didn't like being referred to in a group as "guys", as when someone said "goodnight, guys", because she was a woman. She also didn't think a woman should ever be president.

218

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at December 23, 2011 03:16 PM (nEUpB)

Yup.... there was a reason I got full custody of my twins, when they were less than 2 years old...

And then gave up my military carreer, so I could raise them.... Luckily I was able to retire early due to a drawdown...

Somehow, I don't see our First "Lady" making that type of choice...

 

219

 >>.."At first glance that smacks of Ayn Rand objectivism. But knowing these guys for 3 years it really falls under the banner of "socialism is for the people, not the socialists".

"I'm bored and don't want to work today. Any photoshop requests?"

 

How about Mrs. O. sporting a tall, late 18th century French-style powdered wig and appropriate royal costume with a tableful of cakes in front of her-- or has that been done already?

220

Wait ...

Her kids go to private school. She has a personal staff of 24 people at her beck and call, including a stylist.

The White House has a personal chef and housekeepers.

She vacations multiple times a year to exotic locations and stays at the best hotels in the world.

Exactly what is all this "doing for others" that is so exhausting for her?

She doesn't cook, she doesn't clean, she doesn't take care of her own kids, she doesn't hold a job.

And yet, she can't wait to tell the world how desperately she need a bit of "me time."

I hate this nasty, lazy, ignorant, self entitled c*nt with the firey intensity of 1000 supernovas. But her and her dickhead husband do manage to make me feel very, very fortunate for the life I've lived.

My wife, mother and mother-in-law are each 100 x the woman this despicable creature will ever be. And I wouldn't trade places with either of these shitstains for the world.

221 Selflessness is letting that canine fly back to DC.That thing sheds something fierce and it smells. But the WH staff loves to pick up its shit.

I am the ones they've been waiting for as I'm still a giver like that.

222 Perhaps we know now why only about half of couples just live together instead of getting married.  That final, selfless commitment is just too much to bear. 

223

Michelle Obama is also a stuttering clusterfuck.

Eh...Toto? I don't think we're in Barak Obama Country any more! 

 

 

224

Considering what is ultimately written in the healthcare bill, where is the republican idea(s)? You know -the ideas that were allowed into the actual finished legislation based on republicans who reside in the House and Senate?

I am really asking. since Obama is saying there wasn't any compromise and all that non-compromise came from ONLY republicans.

Mitt Romney is not in the house or senate. Feel free to jump all over Romney, but that's not what I am asking.

225 193 Apparently Rev. Wright ran a matchmaking service at Trinity for gay men in his church. He would match up the gay guy with an unattractive, overbearing black woman who would be hard-pressed to find a man on her own. Barry got Michelle. I bet Jeramiah isn't getting a X-mas card this year. Posted by: Truth Serum at December 23, 2011 03:11 PM (pkQdU) Everything comes with a price. Wanna be a gay muslim in politics and have kids, you're gonna have to sleep with her.

226
Dear Friends of Adolph,

By now you've noticed that Twinkies are smaller than ever. The Money Men have taken over Hostess. Did you know that Fruitpie the Magician is now the man pulling the strings at the Fed? The only way to stop them is to buy more Little Debbies.

--Ron Paul

227 211 Thread winner.

228 ME !!!!

229 Posted by: Dave at December 23, 2011 03:13 PM (Xm1aB) Thanks, Dave. Best career move I ever made was staying home with the kiddies. It's not the easiest job. But honestly, who wouldn't rather hang out with their kids all day than go to the office? Merry Christmas to you, too! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at December 23, 2011 03:16 PM (nEUpB) I am not a fan of the "feminist" thing. Don't get me wrong, I think women were definitely undervalued and some were mistreated in eras past. But when the feminist movement went from equal rights to "women must be exactly like men or else!" is when it went off the frigging rails. I see men and women as complementary and try to conduct myself as such. I know that's really old-fashioned, but it's how I see things. And honestly, my husband works his behind off to make sure we have a home, clothes, food, etc. He leaves at 7:30 in the morning and comes home at 7:30 in the evening. And all that makesit possible for me to be home with our family. The least I can do is give up a little "me time" to make sure things are running right at home.

230

How about Mrs. O. sporting a tall, late 18th century French-style powdered wig and appropriate royal costume with a tableful of cakes in front of her-- or has that been done already?

Posted by: Commissioner Gordon at December 23, 2011 03:22 PM (L00d6)

It's been done.

231 I'm a feminist, dammit!

P.S. Fuck you, my husband won!

232 are we paying for all that lobster she's eating?

233 So whats the polling for Iowa looking like now that RONPAUL will likely be dropping points? I hope Mitt is beaten like Michelle Obama's willy.

234

Breaking news...Ron Paul in horrific car accident...

http://tinyurl.com/boju6z

 

235 Oh, my bad.

236 Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at December 23, 2011 03:28 PM (4136b) Lol!

237 This is coming from a woman who had a made-up job at a Chicago hospital followed by her FLOTUS position (complete w/25+ person staff), has had her mother serving as live-in nanny and has had a personal chef for years (long before the White House).
How ever does she manage to "do it all"?*

*And by "do it all", I mean "balance living a self-focused life while still managing to gripe about being the world's most under-appreciated martyr"?

238

Obama is NOT smart

He is NOT a "great orator"

His wife beard is NOT REMOTELY attractive

239 It does not seem to bother women in the slightest that I assume the humble subservient position and our eyes do not meet. I discovered early on that attractive women would be pleasant about receiving this common courtesy, while the ugliest, beastliest woman would scowl at my (perhaps, who knows) presumption of their physical inadequacy.

There's a point there but I don't want to elaborate any further.

Posted by: The PenIs Mightier at December 23, 2011 03:25 PM (phlKA)

 

It's strange about customs.  When I was in Germany I kept opening doors for women and they'd just stand there and look at me.  I then learned that, in Germany, it's insisted that the man go in first to make sure it's safe for the woman with him.  A little factoid.

As for our American custom, however, I open the door for every woman.  And I really don't care whether it's appreciated or not.  It's just the right thing to do.

240

Do all the chivalrous shit. I do. It scores points for my wife with the people who are worth a damn, and it probably annoys the fuck out of the [very few] people who are bothered by it.

I am gleefully sexist around the kind of people who will freak about about traditional male/female gender roles.

The funny thing is that, due to me and my wife's particular work schedules, I'm the primary caregiver for our children. There's nothing traditional about that, but I far prefer to play up my "neanderthal" side because it gets leftists all hot and bothered.

As far as femininsm goes, my wife LOVES that I make no apologies about being a man and behaving as such.

She kind of likes tweaking people with it, too. One of her favorite lines to telephone solicitors is, "My husband makes all of the financial decisions in our household. You'll have to talk to him."

241 See, when I think of "alone time" or "me time" I think of having 10 fucking minutes alone in the john so I can take a shit without someone screaming and crying on the other side of the door as if I had just died.

242

I hold doors open for people as a courtesy because it is how I was raised. Also my mother is a Brit, where manners were invented. You know that 2 finger pinch your mom would put on you when you did something wrong in public, accompanied by the silent icy stare of winged death? yeah- my bruises are just starting to fade.

At work it's different. I do not speak to or make eye contact with any female employee unless it's absolutely unavoidable. I work for a multibillion dollar energy company with offices from western Canada to southern California to Florida, and the building I work in leads the entire company in total HR actions and complaints.

243

As for our American custom, however, I open the door for every woman. And I really don't care whether it's appreciated or not. It's just the right thing to do.

Posted by: Soona at December 23, 2011 03:33 PM (omxDZ)

Me too... but its also a bonus that my Durango is pretty high off the ground... so watching my current Hotty 5' 3" Redhead girlfriend get out of the truck, in a short skirt?

/smile....

244

<sub>Dear Friends of Adolph,

By now you've noticed that Twinkies are smaller than ever. The Money Men have taken over Hostess. Did you know that Fruitpie the Magician is now the man pulling the strings at the Fed? The only way to stop them is to buy more Little Debbies.

--Ron Paul</sub>

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!

245 alone time with her crate of lobsters

246 245 See, when I think of "alone time" or "me time" I think of having 10 fucking minutes alone in the john so I can take a shit without someone screaming and crying on the other side of the door as if I had just died. Posted by: mike at December 23, 2011 03:35 PM (0hdwM) I LOLd. That's the truth! There's nothing quite like trying to poop and having a toddler waltz right in, sit directly across from you and ask, "Whatcha doing, mommy?"

247 kitchen open 24/7

248 staring at her diamonds she made Scoamf buy her with the stimulas money that was laundered through solyndra

249

Me too... but its also a bonus that my Durango is pretty high off the ground... so watching my current Hotty 5' 3" Redhead girlfriend get out of the truck, in a short skirt?

/smile....

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 23, 2011 03:36 PM (NtXW4)

 

Selfish American consumerism has it's advantages. 

250 Separated at birth?

251 4 more years of 4 million dollar vacations

252

At work it's different. I do not speak to or make eye contact with any female employee unless it's absolutely unavoidable. I work for a multibillion dollar energy company with offices from western Canada to southern California to Florida, and the building I work in leads the entire company in total HR actions and complaints.

Posted by: Jones at December 23, 2011 03:36 PM (8sCoq)

Hahahaha...Live in fear you worthless pile of testosterone and semen!!

253

His wife beard is NOT REMOTELY attractive

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 23, 2011 03:32 PM (PddVe)

That was the spookiest thing about the 2008-2009 cult.  The fashion and celebrity crowd KNEW she wasn't attractive even by the standards of political wives, but they had these endless magazine covers.

I thought the literati would at least have respect for themselves in the shallow areas of their expertise.

254

"Trying to do it all"??

Relax, Michelle. You don't have to hit every five-star resort. Go easy on yourself. Miss a few out.

255

I see men and women as complementary and try to conduct myself as such.

It's all about showing appreciation for your spouse. It's not a competition to see who's the bigger marytr. You're supposed to be on the same team.

I actually heard an acquaintance's wife knife him  repeatedly with passive aggresive comments about how he's at work all the time and doesn't see his kids enough.

She's a stay at home mom. Her choice. He's at work all the time to accomodate her choice to NOT work. (She used to have a fairly high paying job.) And right now his company is in a rough spot financially. He doesn't have an option. They have to do more with less right now. What's he supposed to do? Quit?

All feminists want to do is air grievances. Fuck that. It starts with being the kind of spouse that your husband or wife wants to come home to.

One of my favorite lines from Dr. Laura is how she described asking a bickering couple this ...

"When was the last time you went out of your way to make your husband feel like a man?"

"And when was the last time you went out of your way to make your wife feel like a woman?"

Brilliant. And I highly recommend her book, The Proper Care And Feeding Of Marriage.

256 I LOLd. That's the truth! There's nothing quite like trying to poop and having a toddler waltz right in, sit directly across from you and ask, "Whatcha doing, mommy?"

Posted by: Mandy P. is hoping for a Texas miracle at December 23, 2011 03:38 PM (qFpRI)

One problem with your story: females dont poop/

257

And the glimmer in her eyes just isn't there anymore" (quote from someone's facebook as they worried about her)

Something wrong with her nictitating membrane?

258 See, when I think of "alone time" or "me time" I think of having 10 fucking minutes alone in the john so I can take a shit without someone screaming and crying on the other side of the door as if I had just died.

I've always liked my sister's method of handling this. To the kid on the other side of the door who thought he needed her immediate attention she'd ask 'Is there blood? No? Then it can wait.'

For the one who was a bit slow to learn the lesson she once pestered the hell out of him when he was on the pot. She only had to do it once, though.

259 Posted by: Warden at December 23, 2011 03:22 PM (3IerR)

You forgot to mention that her mother lives with them in the WH to help with the kids, so that's another thing you can cross off the list of "Stuff Michelle Obama Does."

260 Michelle Obama is a ham-assed clusterfuckette of a miserable failure.

261

One problem with your story: females dont poop/

Posted by: Flapjackmaka

We also don't pass gas or sweat.

262

One problem with your story: females dont poop/

Posted by: Flapjackmaka

We also don't pass gas or sweat.

To which the obvious reply is 'no wonder you get cranky.'

263 266

LOL

264 Posted by: Mandy P. is hoping for a Texas miracle at December 23, 2011 03:28 PM (qFpRI)

There was no criticism intended. Quite the contrary.

And I too am hoping for that miracle.

265

One problem with your story: females dont poop/

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at December 23, 2011 03:45 PM (FKQng)

 

Yeah.  I thought they had a pearl where their anus was, and they only took out the pearl for angry butt sex. 

266 I will refrain from what I would really like to say about this woman for fear of losing my blogging rights here on AOSH. That being said am I the only one who notices that these two get their mugs on TV,magazines, and everywhere else a  bit too often? How many talk shows, magazines, news   stations etc. do you remember GW and Laura on? I thought so...

267 And I really don't care whether it's appreciated or not.  It's just the right thing to do.

Posted by: Soona at December 23, 2011 03:33 PM (omxDZ)

It is the right thing to do, and even if it wasn't, my mother would kill me if I didn't!

268 #270 because the media thinks everyone loves the Obama's as much as they do.

I had to cancel a few nonpolitical magazine subscriptions because the editors felt it necessary to inject all sorts of stories and mentions regarding the first family FOR NO REASON.

269 We also don't pass gas or sweat.

Posted by: mpfs at December 23, 2011 03:48 PM (iYbLN)

True to the former, false to the latter.

270 The woman is completely tone deaf.

271 "...my current Hotty 5' 3" Redhead girlfriend..."

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 23, 2011 03:36 PM (NtXW4)

Bullshit. Prove it.

272
  Being married to the same sweet lady for 44 years is either true love or a testimony to the power of endurance.

273 stuiec, heh! That was the pic btw that got Scott Baio death threats when he tweeted it and made a crack about having to wake up with that in the morning!

274 ...just checked back in and I'm glad I'm making cookies and not brownies.

275

am I the only one who notices that these two get their mugs on TV,magazines, and everywhere else a  bit too often?

See how overworked we are? And people keep bugging us about "Iran" and "300 dead Mexicans".

276

Worse is the video where Babwa Wawa asks them which trait they dislike most in themselves and others.

President Pizza Party says his own laziness and when others are cruel.

First Lady Moochelle doesn't mention any personal failings, but gets very, very angry when others "won't compromise."

Yeah, okay. What a convenient answer. How nicely it fits into the narrative you're trying to create about the GOP House.

277  The woman is completely tone deaf.

Posted by: kevlarchick at December 23, 2011 03:55 PM (+dlqq)

 

Nope.  She isn't.  She knows it pisses us off.  But I'm convinced that she thinks that it's owed to her.  This is social justice.

278 Crap. Off hag sock

279 women dont poop - the fairies come and take it away.

280 If you were to die and come back as a person as a thing, what would you want it to be? MICHELLE OBAMA: I would want to be Bo. He's got a great life. He's got it good. Not a dog. But Bo. *** If she shaved her ass and learned to walk backward, her wish would come true. But she's a miserable beard. This bitch vacations on the taxpayers' dime while her husband gets some strange.

281  This bitch vacations on the taxpayers' dime while her husband gets him some strange Reggie Love.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 23, 2011 04:01 PM (lNGfM)

 

Fixed 

282
I'm starting to come around to the idea that the Chicago commies' goal was to get Michelle into the White House, but they knew that she was so repellent as to be unelectable. So they gave her a dimwit cypher as a beard, so she could be the power behind the throne.

Problem is, the beard actually started believing the hype about his "competence".

283 I'm greater than Lady Bird, Eleanor, and Mary Todd.

284 Michelle woudl much prefer to be flying around the galaxy in a klingon ship attacking colonists and eating raw meet so she is sacrificing.

285 I hate this bitch and his wife with the heat of a thousand suns. If JEF wins another term I am seriously looking at Costa Rica as an alternative place to live.

286 I find the comments about holding a door for women odd....here in Southern Arizona, it seems that every body goes out of the way to hold the door for each other, men, women, kids....maybe the fact that we are still in the Old West in some respects, on the other hand, a goodly portion of us are packing, and that tends to induce a minimum courtesy with strangers. It seems that the few times someone does not hold a door is a tad insulting .jason j, Tuscon

287

What do you want me to do, get down on my knees and beg you to vote for Perry?  We've attacked every candidate that has threatened to beat Perry in Iowa, and unmercifully, surely even Ron Paul can't be ahead of them.....sincerely the establishment.

288 There is a reason for that. Remember when the feminists were verbally slapping us men around for opening doors and acting like gentlemen? Well, we do.

One of the characteristics of a gentleman is that you make allowance for fools and less cultured people. If women act silly and selfish, you step aside and let them, then go on being a gentleman. The key characteristic of honor is doing the right thing whatever it costs you.

289 Michelle's face reminds of a feeding parrotfish.  Eh.

290 I gotta say I know a lot of women who burn the candle at both ends (not me) and put themselves dead last;  a bad idea, as they end up taken for granted,  and when they neglect themselves they get thrown overboard.  The insurance policy of being needed doesn't pay out.  No one likes a martyr.  And the truth is it's not always selfless -  it's done partly to control others through obligation.  Paying attention to health, appearance, getting enough rest, saying no to more than you can handle - it's important to have anything to give really.  I mean, REALLY give.

Someone mentioned women getting off scott-free with an unintended pregnancy.  My personal point of view is that women never get off scott free in ANY pregnancy - they always have skin in the game.

But if my view hasn't made you to irritated to keep reading,  there's a point I'd like to make about induced abortions -  the option has almost become an OBLIGATION.    I think you'll find plenty of stories of women who end a pregnancy not because they personally want to,  but because they have other people's needs in mind.  Some people actually advocate for laws against induced abortion not to make women who really want them not get them,  as the practice will surely continue,  but to stop anyone from telling them it's the right thing to do.

291 One small step for BaBa WaWa, one giant azz for Munchelle.

292 She says it most clumsily, but there is some truth in it.  Women are raised to do for everyone else.   Yet they are selfishly selfless - they martyr themselves caring for others for some psychic reward as well as natural care-taking impulse;  to feel important and needed.   They then get angry and useless when they wear out.

Yeah, other than the multiple vacations, huge shopping sprees and the nannies, drivers, cooks, servants and her mother to help out, Michelle has it really rough.  My heart bleeds for her and the sacrifices she makes for everyone else.

293 Posted by: Warden at December 23, 2011 03:45 PM (3IerR) I read The Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands years ago and put as much of it into practice as was applicable. I know a lot of ladies who are offended by it when they read it, but I swear by it.

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298 I'm going to be proud of my country for the first time when we vote these bozos out of the White House.

299 35 Of course, after these two are booted from the White House, they will continue to live large and to be rewarded simply for exisiting and being -- probably with tax dollars in play.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at December 23, 2011 02:20 PM (w41GQ)

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No "probably" about it.  For 10 years after they leave the WH, the Obamas will have taxpayer-funded Secret Service protection.  For the rest of his miserable life, Obama will have  taxpayer-funded offices from which to conduct his ex-presidential business (not that he'll be doing anything more strenuous than cashing huge checks for reading speeches to groups of idiots).  Clinton's offices cost the taxpayers more than a million dollars a year in rent, and you know Obama will want to top that.  The Obamas will be living large off U.S. taxpayers for the rest of their lives.

300 The Married With Children episode "You Better Watch Out" is the best sitcom Xmas special of all time.