March 07, 2011

Mary Katharine Ham: The New F***ing Tone Is Here
— Ace

Funny because it's true.

Actually it's not funny. It's disgraceful and maddening.

It continues to wig me out that the "news" people presume to be the monitors and checks on everyone else, via the power of asking pointed questions, but will not stand for such questions themselves.

What a useful thing it would be to have the New York Times editors and columnists and reporters stand for questioning by a hostile. skeptical audience for three hours every month. How much bias that would expose.

But they won't. Everyone but them must answer questions about their job performance, sweetheart deals for friends, and corrupt, conflicted-in-interest decisions.

There are only three possible reasons to explain why the media relentlessly covers any untoward statement by conservative protesters and never reports at all on calls to violence by the left:

1. They believe leftwingers and unionmembers are incapable of being incited to violence. This is absurd on its face.

2. They believe that leftwingers and union members have a right to be angry. That is, when they call their opponents Hitler, they're actually right -- their opponents are Hitler.

3. They are simply political actors doing what political actors do, inventing political arguments and special pleadings having nothing at all to do with the truth or objectivity.

Let me point out regarding possiblility 2 -- that leftwingers are right to call opponents Hitler and suggest political violence, because they are just that legitimately aggrieved -- that an ethic is a rule that is supposed to apply to all parties without regard of whether or not the prohibited behavior is moral or justified or "right" in the particular case. See, the whole point of ethics is that it is a bright-line, objective code that does not rely on calls about morality in a particular circumstance -- such calls are often fuzzy, and almost always compromised by self-interest.

Yes, I know everyone on the left thinks they're "right" in every ugly utterance they scream. But those on the right who shout ugly things also think they're right; you cannot then base a standard of behavior on the subjectively shifting sands of who's "right."

An ethic is supposed to be a rule of behavior that is divorced from such subjective claims about personal latitude due to the claimed moral urgency of one's cause.

If an ethic does not bind all equally, then it's not an ethic, and is, really, nothing at all. It's a fucking whine, that's what it is.

Posted by: Ace at 12:03 PM | Comments (227)
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1

I would say it is #2.

Do you seriously think liberals engage in any deontological moral reasoning? The categorical imperative is so judgemental.

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 12:07 PM (VoSja)

2 Mary Katherine Ham is hot.

Posted by: logprof at March 07, 2011 12:08 PM (BP6Z1)

3 You're right. Its a whine, not an ethic.

Posted by: USA at March 07, 2011 12:08 PM (YZISw)

4 I'll take what's behind curtain #2, Ace.......

Posted by: © Sponge at March 07, 2011 12:09 PM (UK9cE)

5 It's vintage whine.

Posted by: Rocks at March 07, 2011 12:09 PM (Q1lie)

6 Shit!  Too soon.  Am I first?

Posted by: Soona at March 07, 2011 12:10 PM (gZqDI)

7 [Insert already stale Charlie Sheen cliché here]

Posted by: logprof at March 07, 2011 12:10 PM (BP6Z1)

8

Is it wrong that every time MKH said "Fuck" the blood rushed out of my head and into "Little Sharkman"?

 

Posted by: Sharkman at March 07, 2011 12:10 PM (Orc9J)

9

Members of the media believe that liberals ideas are basically the right ones.

They believe that Democrats positions are mostly based on principle, with any politics involved being a necessary evil. They believe that most Republican positions are purely political.

Basically, they don't believe nonliberal ideas are legitimate. That's what they really believe. They try to pretend, a little, but they believe most policy debates are NOT between two opposing views, but between a legitimtate view and an illegitimate one.

It's no liberal conspiracy or anything, that's just the way it is.

Posted by: CJ at March 07, 2011 12:11 PM (9KqcB)

10 The "free press" has succeeded in destroying itself.

A free press is worthless when it becomes part of the problem. In fact, it is a negative.

Posted by: Vic at March 07, 2011 12:11 PM (M9Ie6)

11 Do you know who liked to ride trains a lot?

Yup, Hitler.  That's who.

Posted by: logprof at March 07, 2011 12:12 PM (BP6Z1)

12 MK Ultra, or, as I like to say, "The Hamster," kicking *** and taking names.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 07, 2011 12:12 PM (EMuWJ)

13 It's painfully obvious in any conversation with any liberal.  They're OK with free speech, as long its what they want to hear.  They're fine with social programs funded by the government as long as they don't have to pay for them.

They believe conservatism and free markets should be abolished and any conservative thought should be put to death.  That's why we're all Hitler.  Despite Hitler being liberal.  He's only a figure to them that means something bad.  They don't really care what he did.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 07, 2011 12:13 PM (UK9cE)

14

#9

This is exactly right. Very well stated.

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 12:13 PM (VoSja)

Posted by: logprof at March 07, 2011 12:14 PM (BP6Z1)

16

Is it wrong that every time MKH said "Fuck" the blood rushed out of my head and into "Little Sharkman"?

 

Posted by: Sharkman at March 07, 2011 04:10 PM (Orc9J)

HELL NO!  Watch it again big fella!

Posted by: Little Sharkman at March 07, 2011 12:16 PM (yQWNf)

17 It's like the old saying:  "Conservatives believe liberals are misguided.  Liberals believe Conservatives are evil."

It explains everything.

Posted by: Johnny at March 07, 2011 12:16 PM (mhmc7)

18 16

Is it wrong that every time MKH said "Fuck" the blood rushed out of my head and into "Little Sharkman"?

 

Posted by: Sharkman at March 07, 2011 04:10 PM (Orc9J)

HELL NO!  Watch it again big fella!

Posted by: Little Sharkman at March 07, 2011 04:16 PM (yQWNf)

--Mary Katherine Ham ----> Hambone

Posted by: logprof at March 07, 2011 12:16 PM (BP6Z1)

19 I don't think it's any of the above.  At least, it's not evolving into any of them.  The proper term should be "territorial imperitive" (basic animal reaction).  This nation is heading into a violent future if the present trend holds.

Posted by: Soona at March 07, 2011 12:17 PM (gZqDI)

20 then it's not an ethic, and is, really, nothing at all. It's a fucking whine, that's what it is. It's the one product we produce with gusto, reliability and the very best in customer service.

Posted by: the liberal hivemind at March 07, 2011 12:17 PM (AZGON)

21

It's nothing more than projection.

Two years of Tea Party rallies and not a shred of evidence to support any of their over-the-top and exaggerated claims of <fill in the blank grievance>.

Two weeks of union protests and we see these people for what they are - unhinged, unhygienic, rabid little crybabies.

 

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 07, 2011 12:20 PM (pLTLS)

22
This is why we were all ripshit when the Republicans fell for that sit-next-to-a-Democrat crap.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Republican Whip at March 07, 2011 12:20 PM (uFokq)

23 When all you have is a hammer, everything else looks like a funny soundbyte.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 07, 2011 12:20 PM (EMuWJ)

24 Mary Katharine Ham...
Hot...

...or beer goggles?

Be honest.

Posted by: Ted at March 07, 2011 12:21 PM (GvhMc)

25 They're OK with free speech, as long its what they want to hear.

Free speech for pornographers, murderers, bigots, terrorists and flagburners.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 07, 2011 12:22 PM (mHQ7T)

26

I can die a happy man now.  MKH talked dirty to me......

Posted by: fixerupper at March 07, 2011 12:22 PM (rw9qQ)

27 It's 2 and 3 with some added "people are too stupid to arrive at the correct conclusion so we have to lead them there by molding the narrative" which is a subset of 3.

Fuck, Ace, most people nowadays believe that Oswald was a right-leaning gun nut.  Then the Media spins it out - remember how after the Giffords shooting we were experiencing a political environment "reminiscent" of "November, 1963?"

Posted by: Alec Leamas at March 07, 2011 12:22 PM (IVQSY)

28 I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: tangonine at March 07, 2011 12:24 PM (x3YFz)

29 I thought she had two big points.

Posted by: USA at March 07, 2011 12:24 PM (YZISw)

30 Be honest. Hot .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 07, 2011 12:24 PM (npr0X)

31 24 Mary Katharine Ham...
Hot...

...or beer goggles?

Be honest.

Posted by: Ted at March 07, 2011 04:21 PM (GvhMc)

--Hotness is not just about looks.  Looks-wise, she's like a pretty girl in college I'd want to hit on.  But her smart-aleckiness and attitude (and, of course, her conservatism --if not her taste in men) are what make her hot.  To me at least.

Posted by: logprof at March 07, 2011 12:24 PM (BP6Z1)

32 Free speech for pornographers, murderers, bigots, terrorists and flagburners.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 07, 2011 04:22 PM (mHQ7T)



Thanks for helping me make my point. 

It's what they want to hear.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 07, 2011 12:24 PM (UK9cE)

33 24 Mary Katharine Ham...
Hot...

...or beer goggles?

Be honest.

Posted by: Ted at March 07, 2011 04:21 PM (GvhMc)

yes.

Posted by: tangonine at March 07, 2011 12:25 PM (x3YFz)

34 The thing to remember is: none of this is about tone, or civility, or for that matter the rights, wages, or benefits of the teachers, the children, or any of the public-sector employees in any state.

What this is about is the gravy train. The public-sector unions make money off their members (who are paid from state funds) and from the state funds themselves.

State funds come from where? Yeah, taxpayers.

Now, what do the public-sector unions spend their money on? That's right, the campaign funds of Democratic party candidates.

Unions elect Democrats. Democrats "hire" and "negotiate with" Unions. That is the gravy train that the Democrats are fighting so hard to preserve. That is why there are thousands of protestors in Wisconsin right now, most of whom had never set foot in the state up until a month ago.

Posted by: Steve at March 07, 2011 12:25 PM (B7ys6)

35 On the left you'd have Maxine Waters making this video.

/gag reflex

Posted by: tangonine at March 07, 2011 12:26 PM (x3YFz)

36 Did FNC just go out on anyone else?

Posted by: Soona at March 07, 2011 12:26 PM (gZqDI)

37
2. They believe that leftwingers and union members have a right

If an ethic does not bind all equally


A lot of f*ing words to say they can't use the excuse 'they are right' to justify their actions unless they are going to allow us to use the same excuse.

Unless they purport by bias the non-existence of any philosophy in which they are not right. Which is patently intellectually dishonest.

Posted by: Don Quixote at March 07, 2011 12:27 PM (0q2P7)

38 She's cute, but her personality brings her up a point or 2 on the scale.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 07, 2011 12:27 PM (UK9cE)

39 MKH is the total package.  Her looks may not be top tier but her intellect more than make up for it.  Looks, as anyone in the over 45 set can tell you, eventually fade but the intellect and insight just keep on getting better and  better.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 07, 2011 12:27 PM (yQWNf)

40 Did FNC just go out on anyone else? Posted by: Soona at March 07, 2011 04:26 PM (gZqDI) Been drinking?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 12:27 PM (0GFWk)

41 Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 07, 2011 04:20 PM (pLTLS)

With a healthy dose of "the end justifies the means" sprinkled in.

Posted by: ontherocks at March 07, 2011 12:28 PM (HBqDo)

42 Mary Katharine Ham...
Hot...

...or beer goggles?

Be honest.

I'll take hot.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 07, 2011 12:29 PM (0q2P7)

43 it's #2. a couple weeks back i posted an article about why it's stupid to call any american politician (R or D) hitler since hitler was evil for murdering jews and not because of his policies. first libtard to comment said: "yeah, but scott walker wants to outlaw unions. so did hitler. so the comparison is fair..."

i kind of think my generation is hopeless.

Posted by: twig at March 07, 2011 12:29 PM (w9N0m)

44 Okay.  It's back.

Posted by: Soona at March 07, 2011 12:30 PM (gZqDI)

45 Be honest.
Posted by: Ted at March 07, 2011 04:21 PM (GvhMc)

Seriously. It's like this kind of Ivory Soap/Girl Next Door thing. Quite the turn on. The hottest girlfriends I ever had never wore makeup - and were smart. She reminds me of them.

Am I alone here?

Posted by: jcjimi at March 07, 2011 12:30 PM (ay6+/)

46 O/T, but there is an epic smack-down letter from the WI Senate Majority Leader to the chief flee-bagger over at the Corner. 

Posted by: Y-not at March 07, 2011 12:30 PM (pW2o8)

47 39 She's cute, but her personality brings her up a point or 2 on the scale.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 07, 2011 04:27 PM (UK9cE)

Yup.  She's a 7 but her politics and energy make her a 9.

Posted by: tangonine at March 07, 2011 12:31 PM (x3YFz)

48 Michelle Malkin's cousin is missing from University of Washington/Seattle area. Legal Insurrection has the story. If you are in the area, spread the word.

Posted by: USA at March 07, 2011 12:31 PM (YZISw)

49 Funny... and infuriating .New tone? WTF.

Posted by: Donna at March 07, 2011 12:31 PM (DhK9/)

50 "[The children of the children of the 60's] were raised to believe that indiscriminateness is a moral imperative. That the only way to be moral is to not discriminate between right and wrong, good and evil, better and worse, truth and lies because your act of discrimination - discriminating between these things might just be a reflection of your personal discrimination, your bigotries.

They were raised to believe that indiscriminateness is a moral imperative because its opposite is the evil of having discriminated. The second bullet point, and this is an essential corollary, is that indiscriminateness of thought does not lead to indiscriminateness of policy. It leads the modern liberal to invariably side with evil over good, wrong over right and the behaviors that lead to failure over those that lead to success. Why? Very simply if nothing is to be recognized as better or worse than anything else then success is de facto unjust."

Posted by: goldbricker esq at March 07, 2011 12:31 PM (S59+B)

51 Did she say "the old tone was for pussies"?  I think that is what she said, and that's hot.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 07, 2011 12:32 PM (qqrPQ)

52 i kind of think my generation is hopeless.

Posted by: twig at March 07, 2011 04:29 PM (w9N0m)

I don't care anymore as long as you youngsters keep my bathed in sweet, sweet social security cash.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 07, 2011 12:32 PM (yQWNf)

53 Mary Katherine Ham is hot.
Posted by: logprof at March 07, 2011 04:08 PM

A coblogger met MKH at CPAC.  I was all like, "So what's she like?  She seems nice.  And she looks tall on TV."  Reply: "I guess she's taller than some."

In cob logger's defense, it was very late, and he'd been partying with the RedEye boys.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 07, 2011 12:33 PM (EMuWJ)

54 I'm hungry for some Ham on Rye.

Posted by: Rye at March 07, 2011 12:33 PM (SBIko)

55 Remember how risque Johnnie Pissoff Meets the Red Angel of Death (The Fugs, It Crawled Into My Hand album, 196 sounded?

Well, now in the age of civility, we get Cee-Lo on the radio, Melissa Leo on the TV, and Democrats everywhere, giving us all lessons in how to "engage" in "conversations."  Gotta love how those two words . . . engage . . . conversation . . . get thrown around today.

Well!  We be engaging, all right.  You there!  Mr. Fox News man!  Come on over here.  We want to have a conversation with you.

Who dealt this mess?  Was it George Bush?  The Tea Party?  Who did this to us?

Posted by: Usin-my-SS-checks-to-buy-MMJ at March 07, 2011 12:34 PM (4sQwu)

56 Ugh, douche chills. What an awful delivery.

Posted by: 3.14159 at March 07, 2011 12:34 PM (tTlIu)

57 The answer is number 2. Having spent a ton of time reading the comments on lefty sites, they continually defend violence and violent speech because they believe their opponents are evil.

Posted by: MJ at March 07, 2011 12:35 PM (BKOsZ)

58 What this is about is the gravy train.

Remember, ladies and gentlemen, it's all always about power and money.  Sometimes its more about money, and others it more about power, but the two are always there.

In many ways, the Conservative point of view has a lot in common with the Greek Cynics.  We tend to believe the worst about people in general, and we acknowledge that in trying to get them to do what we want.  The Liberals tend to fall into two camps: those who are even more cynical than Conservatives, and the rank and file who are still idealistic enough to believe those in the first camp are acting out of anything other than rank self-interest.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 07, 2011 12:35 PM (8y9MW)

59 @ 2 Mary Katherine Ham is hot.


that is all

Posted by: heh at March 07, 2011 12:36 PM (P2T20)

60
Posted by: 3.14159

What is this, American Idol?

STFU, Simon Cowell.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Republican Whip at March 07, 2011 12:36 PM (uFokq)

61

I believe it is #3, using #2 as the "moral" foundation for their action.

There was a movie several years ago about the McCarthy hearings, starring George Clooney as the journalist/media person who "spoke truth to power" at the time, as perceived by the media.

I remember one scene which was kind of scary, but also illuminating. Clooney and his comrades were fulminating about what to do, and someone said something along the lines of "They say we have to show both sides of a story, but sometimes, there aren't two sides. There just aren't."

They have in play a selective moral equivalence that they can use as they need to, depending on what politically correct answer they need to arrive at. If a right winger seethes with anger or does something violent, this is objectively wrong - no shades of grey are permitted. OK, but on the other hand, if a left winger acts or speaks violently, why there are always nuances to consider, and possible justifications.

Kind of scary, because I believe many of them truly do not recognize their own hypocrisy.

Posted by: RM at March 07, 2011 12:37 PM (TRsME)

62 19 That's probably closer to the truth than anyone would like to admit.

Posted by: unknown jane at March 07, 2011 12:38 PM (5/yRG)

63  Posted by: 3.14159

What is Pi to the 5 decimal, Alex?

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 07, 2011 12:39 PM (qqrPQ)

64

The tone like the truth, for the left, is whatever they say it is.

 

WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama approved Monday the resumption of military trials for detainees at the U.S. prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, ending a two-year ban.

It was the latest acknowledgement that the detention facility Obama had vowed to shut down within a year of taking office will remain open for some time to come. But even while announcing a resumption of military commission trials, Obama reaffirmed his support for trying terror suspects in U.S. federal courts — something that's met vehement resistance on Capitol Hill.

"I strongly believe that the American system of justice is a key part of our arsenal in the war against al-Qaida and its affiliates, and we will continue to draw on all aspects of our justice system — including Article III courts — to ensure that our security and our values are strengthened," the president said in a statement.

Sure you do Barry

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 07, 2011 12:40 PM (1Jaio)

65 Good luck with that. The generation that wanted to own a home but didn't want to pay the mortgage? They're gonna throw mom and dad and grandma under the bus first chance they get.

Posted by: Downscaled Upscale at March 07, 2011 04:37 PM (IhHdM)

Said with my tongue firmly planted in my cheek.  I know that I'll never see a nickel of SS. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 07, 2011 12:40 PM (yQWNf)

66 Posted by: Soothsayer, Republican Whip at March 07, 2011 04:36 PM (uFokq)

According to those I know who read Greek, the ancient Greeks letters didn't use a long 'I' sound.  It was more analogous to our modern long 'E.'

Therefore "Phi" (for instance) is more appropriately pronounced "Fee."

That is all.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 07, 2011 12:40 PM (8y9MW)

67 "yeah, but scott walker wants to outlaw unions. so did hitler. so the comparison is fair..."

People this ignorant should be suing their teachers, not being their protest tools.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 07, 2011 12:40 PM (QMtmy)

68 Mary Katharine Ham...
Hot...

...or beer goggles?

Be honest.

Posted by: Ted at March 07, 2011 04:21 PM (GvhMc)

Are you insinuating that the sophisticated male readers of this fine, smart military blog are a bunch of drunks and sexist pigs?

 

 

Okay, yeah, hot and beer goggles.

Posted by: ErikW at March 07, 2011 12:41 PM (D0cCe)

69 62

I believe it is #3, using #2 as the "moral" foundation for their action.

There was a movie several years ago about the McCarthy hearings, starring George Clooney as the journalist/media person who "spoke truth to power" at the time, as perceived by the media.

I remember one scene which was kind of scary, but also illuminating. Clooney and his comrades were fulminating about what to do, and someone said something along the lines of "They say we have to show both sides of a story, but sometimes, there aren't two sides. There just aren't."

They have in play a selective moral equivalence that they can use as they need to, depending on what politically correct answer they need to arrive at. If a right winger seethes with anger or does something violent, this is objectively wrong - no shades of grey are permitted. OK, but on the other hand, if a left winger acts or speaks violently, why there are always nuances to consider, and possible justifications.

Kind of scary, because I believe many of them truly do not recognize their own hypocrisy.

Posted by: RM at March 07, 2011 04:37 PM (TRsME)

Good Night and Good Luck wasn't it?

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 12:42 PM (oVQFe)

70
The only pi's I'm interested in are the DELTA PI's from Revenge of the Nerds.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Republican Whip at March 07, 2011 12:43 PM (uFokq)

71 "yeah, but scott walker wants to outlaw unions. so did hitler. so the comparison is fair..."

People this ignorant should be suing their teachers, not being their protest tools.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 07, 2011 04:40 PM (QMtmy)



Well, they're just running with the same talking points they've been spoon fed.  Everyone knows Walker isn't outlawing unions, but that doesn't fit the narrative.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 07, 2011 12:43 PM (UK9cE)

72 So its what is Pee to the 5th decimal, Alex?

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 07, 2011 12:43 PM (qqrPQ)

73

Are you insinuating that the sophisticated male readers of this fine, smart military blog are a bunch of drunks and sexist pigs?

 

 

Okay, yeah, hot and beer goggles.

Posted by: ErikW at March 07, 2011 04:41 PM (D0cCe)

I resent that.  I am not a sexist.  I am all for the equality of chicks, broads, dames, honeys, and sweethearts.

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 12:44 PM (oVQFe)

74

Good Night and Good Luck wasn't it?

buzzion, I think that's right.

Posted by: RM at March 07, 2011 12:44 PM (TRsME)

75 Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 07, 2011 04:43 PM (qqrPQ)

Yeah.  More or less.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 07, 2011 12:44 PM (8y9MW)

76

I don't care anymore as long as you youngsters keep my bathed in sweet, sweet social security cash.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 07, 2011 04:32 PM (yQWNf)

That's fine if you don't mind me digging up your casket and selling it for scrap.

BTW, got any gold teef?

Posted by: ErikW at March 07, 2011 12:44 PM (D0cCe)

77 I had this discussion with a leftard on FB - about the new tone having passed by now - she was like, was there ever really a call for new civility? Facepalm. Interestingly though, she was at least like, wow, I never thought of it that way instead of just calling me Hitler. Speaking of union violence, who was that short shit that was Sec of Labor for Clinton? He used to write in support of union violence. Only way to get things done sometimes was his supposition.

Posted by: blaster at March 07, 2011 12:44 PM (Fw2Gg)

78

My barking-mad lefty twin brother had this deal back at the mid-terms. He explained how he "hates" (he literally used that term) Palin & Kristine O'Donnell. But that's OK, according to him because it's not that he hates conservatives (he respects George Will, for example) - he just hates "stupid people".

Now, let's ignore for a second that the two people he says he hates are both inexperienced non-intellectual conservative women. (But what a coincidence, eh?)

Aren't people in his camp the same ones who would jump all over you, if you really had a serious policy of hatred against people for simply being stupid. It's beyond the pale, how ridulous these people get in expressing their anger and hatred towards any free people who do not feed their narcissism. It's a little think psychiatrists call "narcissistic rage".

Posted by: Optimizer at March 07, 2011 12:45 PM (2lTU+)

79 47 O/T, but there is an epic smack-down letter from the WI Senate Majority Leader to the chief flee-bagger over at the Corner.

Love the snark.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 07, 2011 12:45 PM (q8u+l)

80 Posted by: 3.14159

What is this, American Idol?

STFU, Simon Cowell.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Republican Whip at March 07, 2011 04:36 PM (uFokq)

 

I think he's either the winner of the slap rumble that Ace posted awhile back, or one of Massa's tickle-fight partners. 

Posted by: Soona at March 07, 2011 12:46 PM (gZqDI)

81

In many ways, the Conservative point of view has a lot in common with the Greek Cynics.  We tend to believe the worst about people in general, and we acknowledge that in trying to get them to do what we want.  The Liberals tend to fall into two camps: those who are even more cynical than Conservatives, and the rank and file who are still idealistic enough to believe those in the first camp are acting out of anything other than rank self-interest.

This is true AllenG, but always remember: you guys have a fair share of idealists too; they just want to believe in different things.

Posted by: unknown jane at March 07, 2011 12:46 PM (5/yRG)

82 Ethic? Do I have to say it?

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at March 07, 2011 12:46 PM (swuwV)

83 From the link @ 47:

March 7, 2011

Sen. Mark Miller

Parts Unknown, IL

Dear Senator Miller,

Thank you for your hand-delivered letter with an offer to meet, in Illinois, about the business and future direction of Wisconsin.

LetÂ’s set aside how bizarre that is for a moment.

As you know, this legislation is designed to finally balance the state budget, prevent layoffs and create jobs in the real world. There are hundreds of thousands of unemployed or underemployed Wisconsinites, and at least 1,500 more whose jobs are in the balance because of your media stunt. We all deserve better than this.

In the meantime, members of your caucus have been meeting with the governorÂ’s staff, talking to the media, trying to find a way back to Madison, and contradicting your message in public. In case you donÂ’t remember, you were present yourself at one of those meetings with the governorÂ’s staff. Your grasp of reality, and control of your caucus as minority leader, continues to amaze me.

As you know, your opportunity to compromise and amend the bill was on the floor of the state Senate. As you know, you forfeited that right and opportunity when you decided to flee the state instead of doing your job.

Your stubbornness in trying to ignore the last election and protect the broken status quo is truly shameful. While we wait for you and your colleagues to finally show up, Senate Republicans continue to stand ready to do the job we were elected to do, here in Wisconsin. I hope you are enjoying your vacation, and your vacation from reality.

Sincerely,

Scott Fitzgerald

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 07, 2011 12:47 PM (q8u+l)

84 The only pi's I'm interested in are the DELTA PI's from Revenge of the Nerds.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Republican Whip at March 07, 2011 04:43 PM (uFokq)



WE HAVE BUSH!!!

Posted by: © Sponge at March 07, 2011 12:47 PM (UK9cE)

85 Take off your top!

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 07, 2011 12:48 PM (4mkxL)

86

MKH?? Pffft...piker-bitch!!

Look at me! Look at me!!11!!

DADDY!!!!1!!!!! The winger won't look at me...DO something!!111!!

 

  

 

 

Posted by: MEga Megs at March 07, 2011 12:49 PM (pr+up)

87 Charlie Sheen's been fired.

Posted by: Usin-my-SS-checks-to-buy-MMJ at March 07, 2011 12:50 PM (4sQwu)

88 Liberalism has but one value - power.

*Anything* that increases leftwing political power is good, anything that restricts it is bad.

So, take "hard" rhetoric. Does it advance leftwing goals? If yes, it is good, if no it is bad.

Once you understand this point, liberals become comprehensible.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2011 12:50 PM (7BU4a)

89 We have such nice, quiet, peaceful, civil discussions when the racist conservatives just shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Obama's Civility Czar at March 07, 2011 12:50 PM (/izg2)

90

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 07, 2011 04:47 PM (q8u+l)

Nice. That is grade A prime smackdown.  It doesn't appear we have to worry about the GOP caving.

Posted by: WishRich at March 07, 2011 12:50 PM (hdpay)

91 no, jcjimi, you are not alone !!!!!1111111!!!!!!

hot enough to fry bacon on, and smart enough to flummox liberals

oh and BTW, the Democrats identify so much with the KPD and SPD in Germany in 1933, so I'd to make their wishes come true by having them suffer the same fate

historical irony, and all that

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 07, 2011 12:51 PM (UqKQV)

92 But I look at SS as keeping me out of jail. Because if my parents ever had to move in with me and I treated them the way they treated me, I'd have social services at my door.



Posted by: Downscaled Upscale at March 07, 2011 04:48 PM (IhHdM)

There is a reason I moved thousands of miles away from mine.  I have forgiven and forgotten..... mostly forgotten.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 07, 2011 12:52 PM (yQWNf)

93 MKH is a political wonk.  That's a specific field, and it's generally a field for ugly (or less attractive) people.

She's not Hollywood *HOT*, but she's a nice lookin' lady for political bloggery, and she'd even be a nice-lookin' woman for Real Life.  (Palin, remarkably, is waaay above the curve for the political field, too.  She might pass for Hollywood *HOT.*)


Posted by: nickless at March 07, 2011 12:52 PM (MMC8r)

94 Is MK Ultra hot? Yes. Great package.

Now, Charlie Sheen might prefer "the goddesses," but Ham runs rings around them.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at March 07, 2011 12:52 PM (swuwV)

95 Because if my parents ever had to move in with me and I treated them the way they treated me, I'd have social services at my door.

Posted by: Downscaled Upscale at March 07, 2011 04:48 PM (IhHdM)

We should talk. 


Posted by: Sigmund F M.D. at March 07, 2011 12:52 PM (UqKQV)

96 In cob logger's defense, it was very late, and he'd been partying with the RedEye boys.

In Ann Coulter's CPAC speech, when she said her hoarse throat was the fault of the Red Eye boys, my thoughts immediately went someplace very decadent.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 07, 2011 12:53 PM (4mkxL)

97 Capitalist financially support socialism because a fews guys want sex with some of those hot zombie babes.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 07, 2011 12:53 PM (EiH7n)

98

Charlie Sheen's been fired.

Winning fail.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 07, 2011 12:54 PM (QMtmy)

99 Posted by: unknown jane at March 07, 2011 04:46 PM (5/yRG)

Sadly true.  But at least, if only by coincidence, Conservative idealists are a little more in tune with reality...

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 07, 2011 12:54 PM (8y9MW)

100

Hellllooooo is this thing on??

I'm conservativey to!!

 

Posted by: MEga Megs at March 07, 2011 12:55 PM (pr+up)

101 and smart enough to flummox liberals

Low bar, that one.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 07, 2011 12:56 PM (8y9MW)

102 it's #2. a couple weeks back i posted an article about why it's stupid to call any american politician (R or D) hitler since hitler was evil for murdering jews and not because of his policies. first libtard to comment said: "yeah, but scott walker wants to outlaw unions. so did hitler. so the comparison is fair..."

i kind of think my generation is hopeless.

Yeah, he also hated Christianity, fervently supported abortion and "euthanasia", and was a vegetarian.

So half of San Fran are Hitlers apparently.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2011 12:56 PM (7BU4a)

103 Vic: "The 'free press' has succeeded in destroying itself."

Lots of irony. The institution is working hard to enslave itself to tyranny while actually losing money. It's so far from free that it's more like a deficit press. The more you read it, the less you know.

And sock fail at #97. I blame Bush.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 07, 2011 12:57 PM (swuwV)

104 Capitalist financially support socialism because a fews guys want sex with some of those hot zombie babes.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 07, 2011 04:53 PM (EiH7n)

I see another way to fix this problem.

Posted by: Some Capitalist Guy who doesn't *want* have sex with hippies at March 07, 2011 12:57 PM (7BU4a)

105 Shhhh...the silver squeeze in on.  Don't tell anybody.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 07, 2011 12:57 PM (qqrPQ)

106 Great letter to the fleebagger Dem. Bunch of clowns.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 07, 2011 12:58 PM (xMT+4)

107
Hitler was also a fan of creating the perfect race.

Sorta like how the Democrats are trying to legislate the perfect society where everyone thinks, talks, and acts the same.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Republican Whip at March 07, 2011 12:58 PM (uFokq)

108 I found that when i put on Axe's 'I'm Not Dead' cologne, those zombie babes can't keep their teeth off me.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 07, 2011 12:58 PM (EiH7n)

109 first libtard to comment said: "yeah, but scott walker wants to outlaw unions. so did hitler. so the comparison is fair..."

Tell him FDR refused to allow gov't employees to unionize, either, therefore FDR=Hitler.

Posted by: nickless at March 07, 2011 12:59 PM (MMC8r)

110

Yeah, he also hated Christianity, fervently supported abortion and "euthanasia", and was a vegetarian.

So half of San Fran are Hitlers apparently.

Hitler also liked trains.  Know who else likes trains?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 07, 2011 12:59 PM (SY2Kh)

111
It'd be a scream if CBS replaced Sheen with Michael J for Jerkoff Fox.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Republican Whip at March 07, 2011 01:00 PM (uFokq)

112

102 No they're not -- no idealist is in touch with reality, because they want something that is perfect; they want to believe it will happen.  Perfection does not happen on this planet, especially not within or among people.

And yeah, I'm very cynical.

Posted by: unknown jane at March 07, 2011 01:00 PM (5/yRG)

113

The youth in Asia don't even know who MKH is!!

DUH!!!

 

Posted by: MEga Megs at March 07, 2011 01:00 PM (pr+up)

114 as funny as a silent smothering fart that clears a room. OMFG those are hilarous!!!!

Posted by: blaster at March 07, 2011 01:00 PM (Fw2Gg)

115 Tell him FDR refused to allow gov't employees to unionize, either, therefore FDR=Hitler.

Posted by: nickless at March 07, 2011 04:59 PM (MMC8r)

Well, a lot of Hitler's domestic program was based on FDR. Seriously.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2011 01:01 PM (7BU4a)

116 Hitler would have LOVED high speed rail.  So there's that.....

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 07, 2011 01:01 PM (yQWNf)

117 The show should be cancelled anyways.  Or renamed to 3 and a Half men based on the size of the kid

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 01:02 PM (oVQFe)

118 Think about the fucking children!

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 07, 2011 01:02 PM (xMT+4)

119

Hitler also liked trains.  Know who else likes trains?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 07, 2011 04:59 PM (SY2Kh)

CHOO CHOOO! ALL ABOARD!!! We'll be hitting 29mph today passengers so make sure you are strapped in tightly!

Wow, my new train hat is even cooler then Kerry's secret war hat!

Posted by: Engineer Biden at March 07, 2011 01:02 PM (7BU4a)

120 113 Actually, FDR wasn't above liking some socialistic tendencies and possible el jefe for life status.

Posted by: unknown jane at March 07, 2011 01:02 PM (5/yRG)

121 That woman is the best thing to come out of this shithole of a town (Durham, NC) since Mike Kryz...Krzy...Kzzrzzr...fuck it, Coach K.

Posted by: Moose4 at March 07, 2011 01:03 PM (uTlbW)

122

Hitler was lousy at bowling.

Know who else sucks at bowling?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 07, 2011 01:03 PM (SY2Kh)

123 Think about the fucking children!

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 07, 2011 05:02 PM (xMT+4)

I do. I do.

Posted by: Safe Schools Czar Kevin Jennings at March 07, 2011 01:03 PM (7BU4a)

124 Can Cali's economy survive losing Charlie Sheen's weekly cash injection?

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 07, 2011 01:03 PM (4mkxL)

125 Sheen fired? You already know how I feel.

Posted by: Honey Badger at March 07, 2011 01:03 PM (AZGON)

126 Speaking of civility, was the roundtable able to determine what caused the fracus at the DMV awards banquet? Have we been told yet exactly how it was caused by Bush/Cheney/NeoCons/Palin/Tea Party/Republicans?

Posted by: USA at March 07, 2011 01:03 PM (YZISw)

127 Hitler owned a dog.

Know who else owns a dog?

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 07, 2011 01:04 PM (4mkxL)

128 Can Cali's economy survive losing Charlie Sheen's weekly cash injection?

I'll be interested in noting the long-term commitment of pron stars once the money dries up.

Posted by: nickless at March 07, 2011 01:04 PM (MMC8r)

129
Did Hitler also take over the German auto makers?

Posted by: Soothsayer, Republican Whip at March 07, 2011 01:05 PM (uFokq)

130 Posted by: unknown jane at March 07, 2011 05:00 PM (5/yRG)

Perhaps it would be better to have said, then, that they coincidentally support reality-based policies.  Not because they're reality based, but because the BELIEVE!!!  Just as much as most of the Liberal rank & file.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 07, 2011 01:05 PM (8y9MW)

131 Charlie Sheen's weekly cash injection Is that what the kids call it nowadays?

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 01:05 PM (AZGON)

132 Hitler did line drawings, Obama did lines. Coincidence?

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 07, 2011 01:05 PM (xMT+4)

133 Hitler also couldn't throw a baseball.  You know who else can't throw a baseball?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 07, 2011 01:05 PM (yQWNf)

134 hitler owned dogs. know who else owns a dog? obama. my gosh, how did i not see it before... it's like the da vinci code or some shit!

Posted by: twig at March 07, 2011 01:06 PM (w9N0m)

135 I've never seen Hitler's birth certificate, either.

Posted by: nickless at March 07, 2011 01:06 PM (MMC8r)

136 Democrats like children. You know who else liked children? John Wayne Gacy.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 01:07 PM (AZGON)

137 was hitler addicted to golf?

Posted by: twig at March 07, 2011 01:07 PM (w9N0m)

138 Hitler had hair...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 07, 2011 01:07 PM (b6qrg)

139

Hitler only had one ball.

Michelle Obama has Barry's balls in her purse.

Coincidence?  I think not!

Posted by: Sharkman at March 07, 2011 01:07 PM (Orc9J)

140 Can Cali's economy survive losing Charlie Sheen's weekly cash injection?

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 07, 2011 05:03 PM (4mkxL)

Not sure but Mexican drug runners are doing just dandy!

Posted by: ErikW at March 07, 2011 01:07 PM (D0cCe)

141 Mussolini liked trains too.  Anyone know how Hirohito felt about trains?  Bammy might share a key feature with the whole f-ing Axis!

Posted by: grognard at March 07, 2011 01:07 PM (NS2Mo)

142

Hitler was missing a testicle.

Know who else is missing testicles?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 07, 2011 01:08 PM (QMtmy)

143

Rose Garden, Beer Summit, Beer Garden, Beer Hall Putsch...

 

It's all coming together...

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 07, 2011 01:08 PM (xMT+4)

144 hitler hosted the olympics. know who else hosted the... oh, nevermind.

Posted by: twig at March 07, 2011 01:08 PM (w9N0m)

145 139 I've never seen Hitler's birth certificate, either.
...

yeah but they let Hitler have HIS Olympics......

Posted by: fixerupper at March 07, 2011 01:09 PM (rw9qQ)

146 Hitler was a narcissist. You know who else is a narcissist?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 07, 2011 01:09 PM (swuwV)

147 dammit twig.... beat me to it... ;-)

Posted by: fixerupper at March 07, 2011 01:09 PM (rw9qQ)

148

130 Lack of laptops and iphones (or pods or whatever...i somethings).

That was really awful; I denounce myself.

Posted by: unknown jane at March 07, 2011 01:10 PM (5/yRG)

149 Hitler started organizing in beer halls. Obama likes organizing and recently revealed his fondness for microbrews. Not a likely coincidence.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 01:10 PM (AZGON)

150 Mussolini liked trains too.  Anyone know how Hirohito felt about trains?  Bammy might share a key feature with the whole f-ing Axis!

Posted by: grognard at March 07, 2011 05:07 PM (NS2Mo)

That and the whole national socialism thing. I

Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2011 01:10 PM (7BU4a)

151 Posted by: With the trolls, baby at March 07, 2011 05:07 PM (lT0LC)

Not exactly.

Morality says, "Stealing is Wrong" (and, if you decide to further study, even says "Stealing is Wrong because...").

Ethics says, "Don't steal."

Situational Ethics (or Moral Equivalency) says "Don't steal unless you think you have to.  For your own definition of 'have to.'"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 07, 2011 01:11 PM (8y9MW)

152

Hitler was missing a testicle.

Know who else is missing testicles?


They are not missing.  They are in my purse.


Posted by: Michelle Obama at March 07, 2011 01:11 PM (rw9qQ)

153 Rose Garden, Beer Summit, Beer Garden, Beer Hall Putsch...

Campaign rally at the German Victory Column, and uh, campaign rally at the German Victory Column.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2011 01:11 PM (7BU4a)

154 146 The Japanese were very proud of their rail lines.

Posted by: unknown jane at March 07, 2011 01:12 PM (5/yRG)

155 Have ANY of the people who babbled about vitriolic rhetoric after the Tuscon shooting had anything to say about the union thugs' behavior? And we know who that concern about mean talk was aimed at, don't we, tea partiers, town hallers, and Sarah Palin. Meanwhile, we've had a couple of weeks of shrieking, profanity, Hitler and Mubarik posters, shoving, and intimidation. All those lovely people who spoke after Tuscon, and the memorial, where are they now? No "talk nice" t-shirts to hand out to the union thugs?

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 07, 2011 01:12 PM (N0vUK)

156
Adolf Hitler's name has 11 letters.

Guess who else's name has 11 letters?

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 07, 2011 01:13 PM (4mkxL)

157 Hitler was an um-umming clusterfuck of a manchild. You know who else is an um-umming clusterfuck of a manchild? Oh, wait. Nevermind.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 07, 2011 01:13 PM (swuwV)

158 Hitler wouldn't have deserved a Nobel Peace Prize.  You know who else didn't deserve a Nobel Peace Prize don't you?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 07, 2011 01:13 PM (yQWNf)

159 Morality says, "Stealing is Wrong" (and, if you decide to further study, even says "Stealing is Wrong because...").

Ethics says, "Don't steal."

Situational Ethics (or Moral Equivalency) says "Don't steal unless you think you have to.  For your own definition of 'have to.'"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 07, 2011 05:11 PM (8y9MW)

Liberal Ethics: Taking from a taxpayer, or his future grandkids, is investing, not stealing. Oh, and investing in a new flat screen TV is totally awesome brah!

Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2011 01:13 PM (7BU4a)

160

It's disgraceful and maddening.

The only disgrace themselves. As for "maddening" -- change what you can, accept what you can't.

Posted by: FireHorse at March 07, 2011 01:13 PM (k3RPu)

161 @ 24 Mary Katharine Ham...
Hot...

...or beer goggles?

Be honest.

Honest? Okay, I don't find her that hot. Pretty, but not other-worldly gorgeous or anything.

Posted by: Dooby Skoo at March 07, 2011 01:14 PM (bCxgV)

162 Hitler had fingers...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 07, 2011 01:14 PM (b6qrg)

163 Guess who else's name has 11 letters?

Mine?

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 07, 2011 01:15 PM (MMC8r)

164 Imagine my surprise, i thought Five Graves to Cairo was an info-commercial for buying American slaves.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 07, 2011 01:16 PM (EiH7n)

165 Hitler was Time's Man of the Year, so was Barry.

Posted by: Sidebar at March 07, 2011 01:16 PM (GTbGH)

166 I'm sure Katie Couric is preparing a report on union goon vitriol and democrat violent rhetoric in Wisconsin. Any day now. Get ready. Hold your breath. It is forthcoming. A real compelling report. Just around the corner. Maybe tonight. Maybe next week, or next year. Before the return of Halley's Comet, certainly.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 01:16 PM (AZGON)

167 24 Mary Katharine Ham...
Hot...

...or beer goggles?

I'd cover it in a pineapple glaze and bake it for 45 minutes.

Posted by: Some Hungry Moron at March 07, 2011 01:17 PM (7BU4a)

168 That woman is the best thing to come out of this shithole of a town (Durham, NC) since Mike Kryz...Krzy...Kzzrzzr...fuck it, Coach K.

Posted by: Moose4 at March 07, 2011 05:03 PM (uTlbW)


With a little practice, you'll be able to enunciate well even with his dick halfway down my your mouth

Posted by: Dick Vitale at March 07, 2011 01:19 PM (/izg2)

169 "I'd cover it in a pineapple glaze and bake it for 45 minutes." You are a more patient man than I.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 01:19 PM (AZGON)

170

Sigh.  I expect no better from folks who see everything in the context of 'how to get my way'.

Tyrrany - a liberal's birkenstock on your throat.

Freedom - no liberals.

All I need to know.

Posted by: DarkLord, phoning it in at March 07, 2011 01:19 PM (GBXon)

171

Guess who else's name has 11 letters?

Chuck Norris, Genghis Khan, Gaius Baltar, Ace of Spades and Lucy Van Pelt.

 

Posted by: FireHorse at March 07, 2011 01:19 PM (k3RPu)

172 Hitler enjoyed the company of lovely young ladies.  You know who else....er, never mind.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 07, 2011 01:20 PM (yQWNf)

173

 

Hitler enjoyed the comic strip "Cathy."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 07, 2011 01:20 PM (QMtmy)

174

134  Sadly, no they don't.  An ideal isn't reality based, no matter which side of the political spectrum in comes from -- now, ideals are all well and good (I don't begrudge anybody their ideals, well, except maybe jihadis and serial killers, heh), but the minute people think they can somehow be made manifest on this earth is when there's a problem.

 

As of now, the one damning thing against liberals (for me) is that they are trying to manifest their ideals into reality with the thought that it can actually happen (and in the process many a well meaning one is getting taken for a ride by the power and money mad on their side; plus the whole bit about power corrupting...that's tripping them up too).

If the shoe was on the other foot, well, don't think it couldn't happen to conservatives as well...people are people, no changing human nature.

 

Posted by: unknown jane at March 07, 2011 01:21 PM (5/yRG)

175 "Genghis Khan" KHAAAAAAAN! Oh, sorry. Just a bad reflex on my part.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at March 07, 2011 01:22 PM (AZGON)

176

Guess who else's name has 11 letters?

... and Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, George Bush, Barack Obama.

Posted by: FireHorse at March 07, 2011 01:23 PM (k3RPu)

177 37 Did FNC just go out on anyone else?
45 Okay. It's back.
__________

That's your sure sign of spring: the time of year when the sun gets directly behind geosynchronous satellites for a little while each day.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 07, 2011 01:25 PM (IrbU4)

178 "George Bush" 11 for large values of 10.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 01:25 PM (AZGON)

179 "George Bush" 11 for large values of 10.

George W Bush

Posted by: Raza at March 07, 2011 01:27 PM (GTbGH)

180 I bet the islamist and socialist will join forces cause the top leaders of islamist clans donÂ’t care about islam it self and the top leaders of socialism donÂ’t care about you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 07, 2011 01:27 PM (EiH7n)

181
Honest? Okay, I don't find her that hot. Pretty, but not other-worldly gorgeous or anything.

Posted by: Dooby Skoo at March 07, 2011 05:14 PM (bCxgV)

Could be your dyslexia.

Posted by: ontherocks at March 07, 2011 01:28 PM (HBqDo)

182 No big mystery. It's war, nonshooting, and they Are on the side of truth and justice. Astonishing to me how slow are many on the Right to accept this reality and proceed accordingly.

Posted by: Mr. Diddy Wah Diddy at March 07, 2011 01:28 PM (ipx+/)

183 133 Did Hitler also take over the German auto makers?
_______

Maybe.

Posted by: Have you saved for your KdF Wagen today? at March 07, 2011 01:29 PM (xGZ+b)

184 I've never met Adolph Hitler.

Know who else I've never met?  Barack Obama!

Can't be a coincidence.

Posted by: brian at March 07, 2011 01:32 PM (y05cf)

185

11 for large values of 10.

Sorry. I meant George W. Bush.

(Then there's Steve Austin, Merv Griffin, Cyndi Lauper, Cosmo Cramer, Tony Montana, Glenn Tipton, Prince Harry, ... )

Posted by: FireHorse at March 07, 2011 01:32 PM (k3RPu)

186 MKH strikes me as the kind of woman who can actually look good when you wake up next to her in the morning.  A lot of the Hollywood women wouldn't because they are too damn skinny, and require far too much makeup.

Posted by: Alex at March 07, 2011 01:34 PM (J2ejK)

187 A lot of the Hollywood women wouldn't because they are too damn skinny, and require far too much makeup. Also you have to put a bag over their souls before sex.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 07, 2011 01:36 PM (EiH7n)

188

Also you have to put a bag over their souls before sex.

I'd be double bagging it.  That spiritual gonherria is nasty stuff.

Posted by: Alex at March 07, 2011 01:37 PM (J2ejK)

189

Guess who else's name has 11 letters?

Benedict XVI. (And he's German, too!)

They should make signs with Scott Walker (oh: and Scott Walker!) with a mitre hat on his head.

"Scott Walker is Benedict XVI!"

(Or put his face over one of Judas Priest's guitarist's faces.)

Posted by: FireHorse at March 07, 2011 01:38 PM (k3RPu)

190 Hitler didn't do anything to win a Nobel Peace Prize, and...

Posted by: nickless at March 07, 2011 01:38 PM (MMC8r)

191 Will that be paper or plastic?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 07, 2011 01:38 PM (EiH7n)

192

Will that be paper or plastic?

Kevlar.  Or cast iron.

Posted by: Alex at March 07, 2011 01:39 PM (J2ejK)

193 Hitler had a woman in his life that he never claimed to have fucked.  And Dear Leader?  The correlation is breathtaking.

Posted by: Soona at March 07, 2011 01:40 PM (gZqDI)

194

Hitler had a woman in his life that he never claimed to have fucked.  And Dear Leader? 

You're talking about Michelle, correct?

Posted by: Alex at March 07, 2011 01:41 PM (J2ejK)

195 MKH strikes me as the kind of woman who can actually look good when you wake up next to her in the morning.  A lot of the Hollywood women wouldn't because they are too damn skinny, and require far too much makeup.

Posted by: Alex at March 07, 2011 05:34 PM (J2ejK)

I think this calls for copious application of the scientific method. And I will generously allocate my bedroom...FOR SCIENCE!

Posted by: Some Moron at March 07, 2011 01:44 PM (7BU4a)

196

You're talking about Michelle, correct?

Posted by: Alex at March 07, 2011 05:41 PM (J2ejK)

 

Don't confuse me with any obvious facts, okay?

Posted by: Soona at March 07, 2011 01:45 PM (gZqDI)

197 I've sad it before, but the next Civil War is gonna be tragic, yet fucking hilarious.

Posted by: sifty at March 07, 2011 01:46 PM (u4JjU)

198 MKH with a potty mouth is kind of a turn on.

Posted by: beedubya at March 07, 2011 01:51 PM (AnTyA)

199 MKH with a potty mouth is kind of a turn on.

Behavior like that warrants a spanking.

Posted by: nickless at March 07, 2011 01:57 PM (MMC8r)

200 I'll give her just 45 minutes to stop that dirty talk.

Posted by: sifty at March 07, 2011 01:59 PM (u4JjU)

Posted by: GWAR at March 07, 2011 02:14 PM (fy/9q)

202

Behavior like that warrants a spanking.

I bet she leaves the Grail shaped light on as well...

Posted by: Alex at March 07, 2011 02:19 PM (J2ejK)

203 Guess who else's name has 11 letters

Dick Cheney (don't ask about the invisible secret letter, or he'll destroy you).



Posted by: OregonMuse at March 07, 2011 02:19 PM (YMDmI)

204

Guess who else... has 11

I've got 11. 

Go ahead.  Ask your mother, I'll wait. 

Posted by: Pat Fucking Caddell at March 07, 2011 02:22 PM (fy/9q)

205

Go ahead.  Ask your mother, I'll wait. 

Mommy says that you're just like Santa: all talk but nothing in the sack.

Posted by: Alex at March 07, 2011 02:29 PM (J2ejK)

206 4.  They are hypocritical, biased Democrat Party hacks that consistently apply a double standard to all of their reporting.

Posted by: Cooter at March 07, 2011 02:41 PM (6c0Hn)

207 Ratbag lying reporters, news at 11.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 07, 2011 03:01 PM (bxiXv)

208

It's just that violent rhetoric, and violence itself, from the Left is a "dog bites man" story.  Happens all the time, so it's boring.

Kind of like how any corrupt politicians in the media are identified as to party only if they're Republican.  Corruption is so common to Democrats, it would be a waste of ink to print their affiliation.

Just assume that any immoral or illegal activity you hear of is performed by Democrats, unless specifically and reliably stated otherwise.  It's just modern journalistic standards.

Posted by: malclave at March 07, 2011 03:05 PM (OCRaO)

209 Great job MKH!! Love it

Posted by: DaMav at March 07, 2011 03:19 PM (QNU76)

210 Ace, definitely #2.  It goes along with their cry for "social justice" and "economic justice".  The ends justify the means.

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211 I think it is a bit of all three. But my fear is it is that raw hatred for conservatives is to liberals as water is to fish. It is so deeply engrained in how they think and in their working atmospheres they don't even notice it. That might by 2(a).

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Hey, I'm no Dookie.  I just couldn't think of anything else decent that's ever come out of this festering anal wart of a city other than Coach K.  The next entry on the list was "Mike Nifong."  Durham is like living in a little piece of Zimbabwe, except with decent BBQ.

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