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November 14, 2011

Massive Explosion Kills Iran's Head of Missile Development
— Ace

Subtitle:

Iran's Head of Missile Development Dies of "Zucotti Pud" and Mossad Bomb But Mostly Mossad Bomb

You ever notice that Muslims never want to credit the Jews with the conspiracies they really are behind?

Marilyn Monroe? Oh yeah, Jews killed her.

Pwning Iran's missile program? "Ammunition malfunction."

Brigadier General Hassan Moghaddam was said to be "responsible for industrial research aimed at ensuring self-sufficiency of the Revolutionary Guards' armaments", a coded way of confirming reports that he was responsible for its missile inventory.
The authorities claimed the explosion was caused by an accident which happened as ammunition was being moved, but the high-profile status of its main victim will add to speculation that it was an act of sabotage aimed at the country's nuclear weapons programme.
One US-based commentator known to have good sources in Israel's military community said he had been told it was carried out by Mossad, co-operating with an exile group, the People's Mojaheddin of Iran (MEK).
He drew comparisons with an explosion at a base housing Shahab-3 long-range missiles just over a year ago, which killed 18 people and which was also put down by the authorities to a fire in an ammunition depot.

Amateur video of the blast's aftermath past the jump.

Iran is admitting they've been hit by Stuxnet II, called Duqu.

For the first time, Iran admitted on Sunday that it had been on the receiving end of a new cyber attack by the Duqu computer virus that allegedly targeted computers of firms in the Islamic Republic.
Speaking with the official IRNA news agency, head of Iranian civil defense Brigadier General Gholamreza Jalali said that Tehran had developed a software to thwart attacks by the Duqu virus, adding that the "software to control the [Duqu] virus has been developed and made available to organizations and corporations" in Iran.

Thanks to coblogger Ben.

Posted by: Ace at 11:05 AM | Comments (134)
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1 It would take one helluva explosion to put that big a cloud into the air. Ooooops!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 14, 2011 11:08 AM (f9c2L)

2 Jews...is there anything they can't do?

Posted by: EC at November 14, 2011 11:08 AM (GQ8sn)

3 Wouldn't the muslims want to whack her for showing so much leg?

Posted by: Jean at November 14, 2011 11:09 AM (WkuV6)

4
"T's" are for losers.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2011 11:09 AM (sqkOB)

5 Iran goes BOOM.

That's a shame.

Posted by: mpfs. Voting 4 Perry at November 14, 2011 11:09 AM (iYbLN)

6 "no and but mostly" headline? It was a running gag. I'm disappointed.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at November 14, 2011 11:09 AM (0q2P7)

7 I think I will spam various Iranian sites with some static electricity safety videos tonight.

Posted by: Jean at November 14, 2011 11:09 AM (WkuV6)

8 The authorities claimed the explosion was caused by an accident which happened as ammunition was being moved

Because ammunition is just that sensitive.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 14, 2011 11:09 AM (JYheX)

9 Own Goal?

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at November 14, 2011 11:10 AM (+7Usq)

10 The authorities claimed the explosion was caused by an accident which happened as ammunition was being moved ...

Oh yeah.. I can just imagine what they would so with a operational "nuke"

Posted by: Jim Jones at November 14, 2011 11:10 AM (e8kgV)

11 I just KNOW that commenter Sean Bannion is behind this. Ya can't trust the black Irish, they have doll's eyes I tell ya.

Posted by: mpfs. Voting 4 Perry at November 14, 2011 11:10 AM (iYbLN)

12
Duqu?

as in Count?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2011 11:10 AM (sqkOB)

13 Stuxnet II: Electric Duqu!!!

Posted by: EC at November 14, 2011 11:12 AM (GQ8sn)

14 You know, ten years ago I had an idea for a story where a small team of operatives (unaffiliated with any particular nation) went into Iran to sabotage their nuke program by setting off a nuke of their own, making it look like an accidental explosion of Iran's ... the resulting outcry led to the overthrow of the mullahs etc.

I could be on the talk show circuit having the likes of Megyn and Jenna Lee gushing at my muscular Clancy-esque ripped-from-the-headlines prescience RIGHT NOW, if only I weren't so lazy.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 14, 2011 11:12 AM (SPC42)

15 How about

"Broken Heart Over Justin Bieber Lovechild and Massive Explosion Kills Iran's Head of Missile Development, but Mostly Massive Explosion"

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at November 14, 2011 11:12 AM (0q2P7)

16 Only 4 days away from the 33th anniversary of the November 18, 1978 Jones Town "Punch -a-thon"

Posted by: Jim Jones at November 14, 2011 11:13 AM (e8kgV)

17 The Jews...splitting atoms with their minds.

For real.

Posted by: EC at November 14, 2011 11:14 AM (GQ8sn)

18 Those guys seem to have a pretty short half life.

Posted by: Ronster at November 14, 2011 11:14 AM (/c/ec)

19 The authorities claimed the explosion was caused by an accident which happened as ammunition was being moved ...

Yeah exactly what did Iran need a whole Sh*tload of high explosives for all the sudden?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at November 14, 2011 11:14 AM (0q2P7)

20 This is the evidence of the koran prophesy: In Iran, there is a joo behind every tree. Heh heh.

Posted by: Soona at November 14, 2011 11:14 AM (rYJr0)

21 Fast and Furious: Tehran

Remember when Clinton's people floated the trial balloon of an arsenal permit required to posses 1,000 rounds of ammo?

Posted by: Bob Saget at November 14, 2011 11:15 AM (SDkq3)

22 Real nice nuclear facility you gots here.

Be a real shame if sumpin' were to happens to its.
Like if Vito here was to hits dat ting wit a...

...Vito wait!

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 14, 2011 11:16 AM (Qxdfp)

23 Hassan Moghaddam got.... Spatchcocked!

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 14, 2011 11:16 AM (Qjh0I)

24 The authorities claimed the explosion was caused by an accident which happened as ammunition was being moved ... a routine movement that required the supervision of the head MFIC, hmmm. Who ever did it is deep into Iran's shit - knowing the schedule of senior leaders, getting onto very secure facilities, etc.

Posted by: Jean at November 14, 2011 11:17 AM (WkuV6)

25 Fast and Furious: Tehran

Remember when Clinton's people floated the trial balloon of an arsenal permit required to posses 1,000 rounds of ammo?

Igniting fixed ammo can cause a lot of interesting things to happen, but, massive explosion is just not on the list. He had to be moving high explosives.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at November 14, 2011 11:18 AM (0q2P7)

26 Remember when Clinton's people floated the trial balloon of an arsenal permit required to posses 1,000 rounds of ammo? Hell, I buy .22 in 5K bricks? If you don't the kids will shoot the hell out of your wallet.

Posted by: Jean at November 14, 2011 11:19 AM (WkuV6)

27 I *heart* the Jews.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at November 14, 2011 11:19 AM (4df7R)

28 It's about time that we got an uplifting, breath of fresh air, feel good story.

Posted by: ontherocks at November 14, 2011 11:19 AM (HBqDo)

29 This reminds me of that Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs gets a job as an artillery shell inspector, whacking shells on the fuse with a big wooden mallet, and writing "DUD" on the side when they fail to explode. Guess he found a live one.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 14, 2011 11:20 AM (l9zgN)

30 He had to be falling high explosives. ?

Posted by: Jean at November 14, 2011 11:20 AM (WkuV6)

31 1,000 rounds of ammo is the minimum criteria for the arsenal permit. Obviously the permit would also be required for two or more Shahab-3 missiles.

Posted by: Bob Saget at November 14, 2011 11:20 AM (SDkq3)

Iran's Head of Missile Development Dies of "Zucotti Pud" and Mossad Bomb But Mostly Mossad Bomb

Snark like this keeps me lurking happily. Carry on, sir.

Posted by: KinleyArdal at November 14, 2011 11:21 AM (b7OHR)

33 OT: Well, this is one of the coolest videos you will ever see.

Posted by: Truman North at November 14, 2011 11:22 AM (I2LwF)

34 Blowing up facilities only creates small setbacks to a program.

Dead leaders, scientists, and technicians take at least half a generation to replace.

The main target of the Syrian nuke plant raid was the barracks housing the North Korean technicians.

Posted by: Kristopher at November 14, 2011 11:22 AM (Z3y1K)

Ah. Too bad...

You ever notice how licking the yellow powdery stuff from the Cheetos just makes a bigger mess?

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at November 14, 2011 11:22 AM (jx2j9)

36 How do the wind patterns set up to link this to the I-131 story?

Posted by: Jean at November 14, 2011 11:22 AM (WkuV6)

37 Iran's Head of Missile Development Dies of "Zucotti Pud"

heh. Ok I'm happy now.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at November 14, 2011 11:23 AM (0q2P7)

38 You know, ten years ago I had an idea for a story where a small team of operatives (unaffiliated with any particular nation) went into Iran to sabotage their nuke program by setting off a nuke of their own, making it look like an accidental explosion of Iran's ... the resulting outcry led to the overthrow of the mullahs etc.

I could be on the talk show circuit having the likes of Megyn and Jenna Lee gushing at my muscular Clancy-esque ripped-from-the-headlines prescience RIGHT NOW, if only I weren't so lazy.
Posted by: Waterhouse
.............
But the Iranians would claim it was a U.S. or Israeli nuke and that they were attacked.

As an excuse to do nothing, the lefty line on the talk shows over the weekend was that dissidents in Iran would become nationalistic and back the mullahs and Ahmadinejad if we or the Israelis attacked.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 14, 2011 11:24 AM (f9c2L)

39 How do the wind patterns set up to link this to the I-131 story? Posted by: Jean at November 14, 2011 03:22 PM (WkuV6) It's being reported that that is actually from a leak at the Pakistan Nuclear facility

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 14, 2011 11:24 AM (i6RpT)

40 23 Hassan Moghaddam got.... Spatchcocked!

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 14, 2011 03:16 PM (Qjh0I)

THREAD WINNER

Posted by: Truman North at November 14, 2011 11:24 AM (I2LwF)

41 Obviously the explosion was caused by Zionist hair-rays and cleavage...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 14, 2011 11:24 AM (9hSKh)

42 Lechaim

Posted by: Tevia at November 14, 2011 11:24 AM (uTkeF)

43 I think people who handle ammunition should be tested for a clumsy gene before they get their jobs. Especially the Muslim ones. They seem to particularly have a problem with "dropsies" which leads to "go boomsies"

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2011 11:24 AM (RZ8pf)

44 the lefty line on the talk shows over the weekend was that dissidents in Iran would become nationalistic and back the mullahs and Ahmadinejad if we or the Israelis attacked. Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 14, 2011 03:24 PM (f9c2L) As opposed to the opposite outcome, where the dissents do dick and Iran gets the bomb anyway?

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 14, 2011 11:25 AM (i6RpT)

45 "Hey, Achmed! Watch this!....." BOOM!

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at November 14, 2011 11:25 AM (4Lpf3)

46 Blow'd up real good.

Posted by: CUS at November 14, 2011 11:26 AM (84pE9)

47 37 How do the wind patterns set up to link this to the I-131 story?

Don't think the two are linked.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 14, 2011 11:26 AM (9hSKh)

48 This reminds me of that Bugs Bunny cartoon

The Bugs cartoon with the gremlin (Falling Hare) is a great one that also includes hitting bombs with a mallet. Go to the 2:00 minute mark.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 14, 2011 11:26 AM (tf9Ne)

49 This reminds me of that Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs gets a job as an artillery shell inspector, whacking shells on the fuse with a big wooden mallet, and writing "DUD" on the side when they fail to explode.

We like to call that approach "Destructive Testing"

Nothing puts a smile on an engineers face like being able to blow something apart and call it a "test". Call it duality of man.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at November 14, 2011 11:26 AM (0q2P7)

50 I love me some crafty Jews. Especially whichever Elder of Zion it was who decided to up the explosion by a few thousand percent. Genius! More please.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at November 14, 2011 11:27 AM (epBek)

51
heh. zuccotti pud

Almost complete now. Just need a p-shop of Bebe dragging Achmawhackjob by the collar.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 14, 2011 11:27 AM (JYheX)

52 I think Newt was behind the blast

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 14, 2011 11:27 AM (i6RpT)

53 Iran is admitting they've been hit by Stuxnet II, called Duqu.

All right, let's start-in with the Star Wars jokes. The previous virus was called Jaja, and it completely derailed the Iranian nuclear franchise just by being f--king annoying.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at November 14, 2011 11:27 AM (PLvLS)

54 50 This reminds me of that Bugs Bunny cartoon

The Bugs cartoon with the gremlin (Falling Hare) is a great one that also includes hitting bombs with a mallet. Go to the 2:00 minute mark.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 14, 2011 03:26 PM (tf9Ne)

Incredible, Ain't It?

Posted by: The Robot Devil at November 14, 2011 11:28 AM (136wp)

55 Bet it was a Boobquake that done it.

Posted by: robtr at November 14, 2011 11:28 AM (MtwBb)

56 Because ammunition is just that sensitive.

Hellfire into a big ass rocket. Those drones just shoot all over.

Posted by: DaveA at November 14, 2011 11:29 AM (aa/NN)

57 the Mossad killed James Dean in a fake car accident, a long time ago

it was a Porsche Thing

Posted by: Factoid Fred at November 14, 2011 11:29 AM (UqKQV)

58 52 I love me some crafty Jews. Especially whichever Elder of Zion it was who decided to up the explosion by a few thousand percent. Genius! More please.

Never bet against Israeli, they're the kind of people that hold back just to make you feel better when you've lost the fight.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at November 14, 2011 11:30 AM (136wp)

59
Brigadier General Hassan Moghaddam was said to be...

hahahaha @ these clownfucker muslim 'generals'

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2011 11:30 AM (sqkOB)

60 45 The last thing to go through Brigadier General Hassan Moghaddam's mind?

A piece of shrapnel?

Posted by: The Robot Devil at November 14, 2011 11:31 AM (136wp)

61 As an excuse to do nothing, the lefty line on the talk shows over the weekend was that dissidents in Iran would become nationalistic and back the mullahs and Ahmadinejad if we or the Israelis attacked.

This seems like a good time for "would you rather"

Do you think the dissidents would rather be nuked after Iran nukes Israel, or just have their country's nuclear production facilities bombed by conventional weapons before?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at November 14, 2011 11:31 AM (0q2P7)

62 YEEHAW! Sorry, was that in bad taste? Cause I wouldn't want to offend any Iranians. Smirk.

Posted by: Redneck Teapartier at November 14, 2011 11:31 AM (9wZLs)

63 OT: Can some legal eagle here explain to me how Sandusky's allowed to leave the state?

http://tinyurl.com/7zp4bwv

Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2011 11:31 AM (X6akg)

64 Now we'll be bombarded by Tehrani editorials, "Why do they hate us so?" Hold it, no we won't...

Posted by: t-bird at November 14, 2011 11:32 AM (FcR7P)

65 I wouldn't scratch accident off the list yet. The Soviets had a similar accident with their space program. They were behind schedule, so one of their bigwigs decided to set up a chair and give his workers the stinkeye to hurry up a test launch with some nasty fuel. Things went sideways, and the chief and his workers were vaporized. I could see a similar scenario with the Iranians taking place. You've got a totalitarian government messing around with volatile materials (which the workers don't really understand or appreciate) under a serious deadline. It's an accident waiting to happen.

Posted by: Schaeffer at November 14, 2011 11:32 AM (ZN0re)

66 45 The last thing to go through Brigadier General Hassan Moghaddam's mind?

Shrapnel.

Posted by: Kristopher at November 14, 2011 11:32 AM (Z3y1K)

67
Brigadier General Lethbridge-Stewart al-Moslim

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2011 11:33 AM (sqkOB)

68 OT: Can some legal eagle here explain to me how Sandusky's allowed to leave the state? You can't fill your cyanide prescription in Pennsylvania?

Posted by: t-bird at November 14, 2011 11:33 AM (FcR7P)

69 There are just ENTIRELY too many accidents happening.

They might want to look into their ammo handling policies and training.

Posted by: Blindside at November 14, 2011 11:34 AM (3Uns6)

70 I wouldn't scratch accident off the list yet. The Soviets had a similar accident with their space program. They were behind schedule, so one of their bigwigs decided to set up a chair and give his workers the stinkeye to hurry up a test launch with some nasty fuel. Things went sideways, and the chief and his workers were vaporized. I could see a similar scenario with the Iranians taking place. You've got a totalitarian government messing around with volatile materials (which the workers don't really understand or appreciate) under a serious deadline. It's an accident waiting to happen. Posted by: Schaeffer at November 14, 2011 03:32 PM (ZN0re) Accident still is # 1 on my list, but it is nice to think the Iranians and other bad guys are always looking over their shoulders.

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 14, 2011 11:34 AM (i6RpT)

71 For the last time, it's never the red wire...

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72 ^{11 ...Ya can't trust the black Irish, they have doll's eyes I tell ya.}

^{Posted by: mpfs. Voting 4 Perry at November 14, 2011 03:10 PM (iYbLN)}

Ha ha ha!!!! My father calls them "button eyes.""

Posted by: kathysaysso at November 14, 2011 11:34 AM (ZtwUX)

73 Posted by: Schaeffer at November 14, 2011 03:32 PM (ZN0re) That may well be true but it's more amusing to imply that the joooooooos did it because that messes with their minds more thoroughly. Enhanced truth, so to speak.

Posted by: joncelli, tired but pedantic at November 14, 2011 11:35 AM (RD7QR)

74 I wouldn't scratch accident off the list yet. There's accidents and then there's 'accidents'. Pretty big explosion for a professional crew to use.

Posted by: t-bird at November 14, 2011 11:36 AM (FcR7P)

75 "46 the lefty line on the talk shows over the weekend was that dissidents in Iran would become nationalistic and back the mullahs and Ahmadinejad if we or the Israelis attacked. Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry" Yeah, well since lefty President SCOAMF didn't offer any real support to the dissidents when it might have done some good, it doesn't matter. Maybe the lefties should actually hold the SCOAMF accountable for missing the chance, because he was a gigantic p*ssy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2011 11:36 AM (9wZLs)

76 Once again, Allah wasn't willing.

Posted by: Roy at November 14, 2011 11:37 AM (bm4vI)

77 From the footage it looks like Tehran also has "9%" (wink, wink) unemployment among working-aged males.

Posted by: t-bird at November 14, 2011 11:38 AM (FcR7P)

78
You say he was killed in an explosion? what a damn shame. Where do I send flowers?

Black roses, if you must know.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at November 14, 2011 11:39 AM (1hM1d)

79 What a shame. He'll be missed at the rape room.

Posted by: I'madinnerjacket at November 14, 2011 11:39 AM (uTkeF)

80 69 45 The last thing to go through Brigadier General Hassan Moghaddam's mind?

Shrapnel.

Posted by: Kristopher at November 14, 2011 03:32 PM (Z3y1K)

Depending on what direction he was facing and proximity, it could have been his ass.

Posted by: Red Shirt at November 14, 2011 11:40 AM (FIDMq)

81 8 3 What a shame. He'll be missed at the rape room.

And the goat pen.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at November 14, 2011 11:40 AM (136wp)

82 Maybe the lefties should actually hold the SCOAMF accountable for missing the chance, because he was a gigantic p*ssy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2011 03:36 PM (9wZLs)

Passy? Pissy? Possy? I don't get it.

Posted by: Soona at November 14, 2011 11:40 AM (rYJr0)

This may help to envision the explosion.

Disposal of a Trident missile solid-fuel rocket motor by detonating the fuel (big explosion in the desert):

http://tinyurl.com/7qwpeny

A lot of solid rocket fuels will detonate as powerful high explosives, if slammed with an intense-enough initiating explosion.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at November 14, 2011 11:42 AM (w41GQ)

Uh oh, did someone spot Ace?

http://qkme.me/35aiaz

Posted by: Pirate Pelf Lucre at November 14, 2011 11:44 AM (wN82N)

85 They have affirmative action in Tehran rocketry schools?

Posted by: Cicerokid at November 14, 2011 11:44 AM (fN8ud)

86 That's how you clean up an OccupyTehran.

Posted by: dogfish at November 14, 2011 11:46 AM (N2yhW)

You know what they say...

'Lucky in love, unlucky in ordnance' .

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2011 11:46 AM (uTkeF)

I just KNOW that commenter Sean Bannion is behind this. Ya can't trust the black Irish, they have doll's eyes I tell ya.

Shhhh. Quit givin' away the corporate secrets or I'll put you in a burka.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 14, 2011 11:50 AM (sbV1u)

89 Gotta get that Boom, Boom, Boom!

Posted by: Balck-eyed Goat Herders at November 14, 2011 11:51 AM (fN8ud)

90 HONOLULU - President Obama didn't rule out a military option with Iran to deal with its nuclear program at a press conference Sunday. Memo to obama: that would sound a hell of a lot more convincing ( and we know you don't mean it anyway) if you and yours weren't cutting the shit out of the defense budget. Just saying

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 14, 2011 11:51 AM (i6RpT)

91 Public Service Announcement from the Revolutionary Health and Woman-Beating Agency: Beware Zucotti Pud! This infidel disease can lead to itching, crab infestations, and spontaneous decapitation! And now back to today's revolutionary soap opera, The Young and the Hidden in a Well.

Posted by: Iranian PSAs at November 14, 2011 11:54 AM (RD7QR)

92 The last thing to go through Brigadier General Hassan Moghaddam's mind? Kosher pickle?

Posted by: Jean at November 14, 2011 11:56 AM (WkuV6)

The last thing to go through Brigadier General Hassan Moghaddam's mind?

Hopefully, a 3 foot section of re-bar.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 14, 2011 11:57 AM (sbV1u)

94 In truly heartbreaking news, the NBA players have rejected the owners last offer and have begun the process of dismantling their union.

Oops. I'm sorry. My give-o-shit meter twitched and I misread that as 'heartbreaking'. I musta bumped it or something.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2011 11:57 AM (ENKCw)

95 I'm not one to second-guess the experts, mind you. I'm just saying that I would probably store my explosives in one square mile of desert and my most important scientists in a different square mile of desert.

Any chance DHS is storing its emergency action ammunition supplies in a bunker beneath Zucchini Park?

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at November 14, 2011 11:58 AM (a5ljo)

Welcome to the good guys IEDs!

It's not a cold war... not a hot war... it's a microwave war. ; )

How do you stop a UAV that looks/acts like a Jewish hummingbird? : )

Posted by: trax at November 14, 2011 11:59 AM (GFTct)

How do you stop a UAV that looks/acts like a Jewish hummingbird? : )

What's the velocity of a Jewish hummingbird?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 14, 2011 12:00 PM (sbV1u)

98 35Â°54'30.63" N 50Â°51'23.29" E

Wonder if this be the place?

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at November 14, 2011 12:00 PM (KOQBP)

99 It would seem Israel's twenty-somethings have invented a much better version of down-twinkles to express disagreement.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at November 14, 2011 12:01 PM (a5ljo)

100

in a bunker beneath Zucchini Park?

This gives me an idea...brb.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow's middle finger at November 14, 2011 12:01 PM (uTkeF)

101 Any chance DHS is storing its emergency action ammunition supplies in a bunker beneath Zucchini Park? Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at November 14, 2011 03:58 PM (a5ljo) Of course not. And tell Moonflower to quit jumping up and down on that particular spot.

Posted by: DHS Division of Storing Shit in Weird Places at November 14, 2011 12:01 PM (RD7QR)

102 What's the velocity of a Jewish hummingbird?

African Jew or European Jew?

Posted by: Methos at November 14, 2011 12:03 PM (sOXQX)

103

African Jew or European Jew?

African.

Arrrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 14, 2011 12:05 PM (sbV1u)

104 olly, olly, all ah ak bar. BOOM. motherfuckers.

Posted by: USMC 8541 at November 14, 2011 12:07 PM (sGtp+)

105 Put me near that much TNT and I will have a premature deployment of the rip cord.

Posted by: Akmed at November 14, 2011 12:09 PM (1kl+h)

106 Duqu?
They really missed an opportunity there with the name. It should have been Fuqu; with a long u first, sounds like fuck you.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at November 14, 2011 12:11 PM (QsNCs)

107 O/T: The Sci-Fi channel used to be really entertaining before they started making their own movies.

Posted by: Soona at November 14, 2011 12:11 PM (rYJr0)

108 Speaking with the official IRNA news agency, head of Iranian civil defense Brigadier General Gholamreza Jalali said that Tehran had developed a software to thwart attacks by the Duqu virus, adding that the "software to control the [Duqu] virus has been developed and made available to organizations and corporations" in Iran.

Software designed to thwart Dugu attacks: "shutdown -h now"

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 14, 2011 12:15 PM (9eDbm)

109

Have you people no compassion! Premature detonation is a serious problem and no joking matter.

OK, in this case it is.... carry on

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at November 14, 2011 12:16 PM (D8B26)

110 85 8 3 What a shame. He'll be missed at the rape room.

And the goat pen.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at November 14, 2011 03:40 PM (136wp)

Same place.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 14, 2011 12:18 PM (kaalw)

111 112 O/T: The Sci-Fi channel used to be really entertaining before they started making their own movies. Posted by: Soona at November 14, 2011 04:11 PM (rYJr0) They jumped the shark with that movie about enormous house flies invading Earth and biting people's heads off. It was downhill from there.

Posted by: joncelli, tired but pedantic at November 14, 2011 12:18 PM (RD7QR)

112 85 8 3 What a shame. He'll be missed at the rape room.

And the goat pen.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at November 14, 2011 03:40 PM (136wp)

You say "toh-may-toh", I say "toh-mah-toh"....

Posted by: cthulhu at November 14, 2011 12:19 PM (kaalw)

113 More of this please.

The best way to prevent nuclear weapons proliferation is to make an Iranian or Pakistani knowing how to make nuclear weapons something incompatible with not being blown up.

Go after the Persian and Paki nuclear brainiacs. Scramble their brains.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at November 14, 2011 12:20 PM (QcFbt)

114

A lot of solid rocket fuels will detonate as powerful high explosives, if slammed with an intense-enough initiating explosion.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at November 14, 2011 03:42 PM (w41GQ)

But it if burns both long and hot enough it'll also go boom eventually. Happened to a major Morton-Thiokol facility a few years ago.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at November 14, 2011 12:21 PM (7+pP9)

115 113 Speaking with the official IRNA news agency, head of Iranian civil defense Brigadier General Gholamreza Jalali said that Tehran had developed a software to thwart attacks by the Duqu virus, adding that the "software to control the [Duqu] virus has been developed and made available to organizations and corporations" in Iran.

Software that thwarts Duqu:

IF ((missile IN crate) IN warehouse)) THEN initiate_launch;

Posted by: cthulhu at November 14, 2011 12:22 PM (kaalw)

116 98 The last thing to go through Brigadier General Hassan Moghaddam's mind? Hopefully, a 3 foot section of re-bar. Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 14, 2011 03:57 PM (sbV1u) Thread winner. Heh!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2011 12:23 PM (UlUS4)

117
We should have chemjeff here to instruct us on the chemical properties of potassium perchlorate.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at November 14, 2011 12:24 PM (7+pP9)

118 the Duqu computer virus that allegedly targeted computers of firms in the Islamic Republic.

Probably by imbedding itself in goat porn.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 14, 2011 12:25 PM (i0App)

119 27 I *heart* the Jews. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at November 14, 2011 03:19 PM (4df7R) I do too, considering I'm a member-of-tribe. But I HATE the libbo-self-hating-Yids-by-birth-only.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2011 12:25 PM (UlUS4)

120 How can you tell the hummingbird is Jewish?

Posted by: tasker at November 14, 2011 12:28 PM (14jKX)

121 125 How can you tell the hummingbird is Jewish?

Posted by: tasker at November 14, 2011 04:28 PM (14jKX)

The yarmulke is a giveaway.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 14, 2011 12:29 PM (kaalw)

122
I'm just saying that I would probably store my explosives in one square mile of desert and my most important scientists in a different square mile of desert.

This one has sabotage writ large on it.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at November 14, 2011 12:30 PM (7+pP9)

123 That's got to be a really tiny.... oh I can't do it.

Posted by: tasker at November 14, 2011 12:30 PM (14jKX)

124 I hope he was properly escroted to his 72 virgins.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at November 14, 2011 12:33 PM (baL2B)

125 We had a problem... and we tried to do everything we could. Well, you know what I mean. Moghaddam's gone, and we couldn't do nothing about it. He's gone. He's gone and that's it.

Posted by: PR at November 14, 2011 12:39 PM (zpJOD)

126 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2011 12:42 PM (7WJOC)

127 Once again, Allah wasn't willing.

Posted by: Roy at November 14, 2011 03:37 PM (bm4vI)

Oh, the spirit was willing, but the flesh proved weak.

Posted by: Bill H at November 14, 2011 01:14 PM (3sZO1)

128 132, or stupid, when dealing with muslims going stupid is a good choice.

Posted by: Jean at November 14, 2011 01:49 PM (ICwOo)

129

The Jooooossss! Always the frickin' Jooooos!

And a damn good thing they got this asswipe.

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