July 23, 2011
— Ace Neat. (Better Link to Danger Room.)
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Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2011 02:59 PM (hbw/z)
Posted by: Vic at July 23, 2011 02:59 PM (M9Ie6)
Posted by: toby928™ at July 23, 2011 03:00 PM (GTbGH)
Its "ugly".
Posted by: Vic at July 23, 2011 03:01 PM (M9Ie6)
I think Double Your Pleasure is the title of a Skinemax flick.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 23, 2011 03:04 PM (c0A3e)
Is this the thread to drink, mourn, laugh, cry, and contemplate how short life is?
Or maybe, just talk about boobs.
Whatever.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 23, 2011 03:09 PM (dEtCk)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 23, 2011 03:09 PM (9Lm5R)
Double Trouble
Wasn't that a brief sitcom? Couple of cute blond girls back in the early 80's I think.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 23, 2011 03:19 PM (GKQDR)
Posted by: Fritz at July 23, 2011 03:22 PM (p2IBw)
Posted by: Spock at July 23, 2011 03:28 PM (so1xa)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 23, 2011 03:29 PM (Wm4Mf)
any tricks for getting rid of ants?
they're driving me up the wall
Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2011 07:27 PM
I'll be in the Kansas City area next week
Posted by: The Aardvark at July 23, 2011 03:30 PM (so1xa)
Posted by: consequence of poor judgment at July 23, 2011 03:30 PM (le5qc)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 23, 2011 03:31 PM (9Lm5R)
If you comment in both threads you risk tearing a rift into the space/time continuum.
Posted by: Not Drinking Nearly Enough at July 23, 2011 03:33 PM (JEvSn)
Posted by: fluffy at July 23, 2011 03:34 PM (4Kl5M)
any tricks for getting rid of ants?
they're driving me up the wall
Chemjeff, hit 'em with Windex or any ammonia based window cleaner. It kills the ants and erases their pheromone trail. Also, go outside and try and find where they are coming in. With the heat we're having ants come in to get out of the heat and find water. How do I know all this? I've been fighting the same battle for over a week now. The exterminators are coming out again on Monday.
Posted by: Mr. Al U Fods at July 23, 2011 03:34 PM (+BkI8)
Thanking God for his smokin'hot wife. My man. Go Kyle/
Posted by: consequence of poor judgment at July 23, 2011 03:34 PM (le5qc)
any tricks for getting rid of ants?
they're driving me up the wall
Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2011 07:27 PM
Boric acid in sugar water.
Posted by: huerfano at July 23, 2011 03:34 PM (ZJ2JH)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 23, 2011 03:36 PM (GKQDR)
any tricks for getting rid of ants?
they're driving me up the wall
Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2011 07:27 PM
If I was the man I was five years ago, I'D TAKE A FLAMETHROWER TO THOSE ANTS!
Posted by: Lt Col Frank Slade at July 23, 2011 03:37 PM (so1xa)
Posted by: fluffy at July 23, 2011 03:37 PM (4Kl5M)
All blog and no play makes Ace a dull boy,
All blog and no play makes Ace a dull boy,
All blog and no play makes Ace a dull boy,
All blog and no play makes Ace a dull boy,
All blog and no play makes Ace a dull boy,
All blog and no play makes Ace a dull boy,
All blog and no play makes Ace a dull boy,
Posted by: Ace Torrance at July 23, 2011 03:39 PM (so1xa)
I've been using Ortho Home Defense Max in the big spray bottle. It kills them and keeps them away temporarily, but they keep coming back. You have to find where they are coming in and spray both inside and outside.
You could also try Terro liquid. You pour a drop on a square of cardboard and sometimes they will come and gobble it up and take it back to the nest.. mostly not lately though for me.
Mine are in my kitchen and the wife freaks out.. countertop, sink, etc.. I think I found they were getting in behind my dishwasher and sprayed really good around that and under the sink at all the openings for pipes, etc... I haven't seen any in over a week.
Good luck!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 23, 2011 03:39 PM (Wm4Mf)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 23, 2011 03:40 PM (9Lm5R)
If I was the man I was five years ago, I'D TAKE A FLAMETHROWER TO THOSE ANTS!
Don't you mean that ant has a GREAT ASSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at July 23, 2011 03:40 PM (dEtCk)
Posted by: Vermin at July 23, 2011 03:40 PM (FjiUG)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 23, 2011 03:41 PM (OAig5)
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at July 23, 2011 03:41 PM (x81hH)
I think you are supposed to sprinkle the perimeter with the boric acid.
Also, while not 100% effective, kittehs eat insects. They prefer moths, however. Ants are a bit on the crunchy side.
Thanks, I didn't know about the boric acid. I'll try that too. Also, my kttehs could care less about the ants. Too small and not something they can bat around and play with before they kill it.
Posted by: Mr. Al U Fods at July 23, 2011 03:42 PM (+BkI8)
Am I a Friend of Dorthy for getting a bit misty to an Adele song?
Someone Like You to be exact. Never heard it before tonight.
Maybe it's that 54 empathy score of mine.....
Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 23, 2011 03:42 PM (dEtCk)
Not crosseyed. One of them is looking up and the other is looking down. That's why the posts appear stacked vertically.
Posted by: Vermin at July 23, 2011 03:43 PM (FjiUG)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 23, 2011 07:41 PM
You're goin' crosseyed, mate!
Posted by: Marty Feldman at July 23, 2011 03:43 PM (so1xa)
Ants are a bit on the crunchy side.
Posted by: Ant Zetuni at July 23, 2011 07:39 PM (oVvUa) Like figs?
Posted by: joejm65 at July 23, 2011 03:43 PM (UZuc4)
Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2011 03:43 PM (hbw/z)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 23, 2011 03:44 PM (9Lm5R)
any tricks for getting rid of ants?
they're driving me up the wall
For starters, has it been dry where you live, with the heat-wave and all? I had horrendous ant problems a few summers ago when it was really dry and the ants came inside looking for water.
Secondly, chilli powder works somewhat for keeping the ants out if you know where they are coming in.
Third, you may try "bombing" the house. If you're going to be away for a weekend soon, I would suggest this solution as it will kill any large ant populations in your house.
Failing all that...copious amounts of Raid will be your last option.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 23, 2011 03:44 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: The Donkey Show at July 23, 2011 03:44 PM (ijjAe)
Nope, sorry. But now that Amy's gone would you like to move me up in the dead pool?
Posted by: Adam Ant at July 23, 2011 03:44 PM (FOY9n)
Posted by: Ant Zetuni at July 23, 2011 07:39 PM
Andy and Barney love my fire ant and blueberry muffins!
Posted by: Ant Bea at July 23, 2011 03:46 PM (so1xa)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at July 23, 2011 03:48 PM (eOXTH)
Posted by: Dr. Amy Indaground at July 23, 2011 03:50 PM (08Pe8)
they're driving me up the wall
Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2011 07:27 PM (s7mIC)
1. Get some of the Terro borate/sugar liquid ant baits. The concentration of sodium tetraborate in the syrup produces certain death, but allows them to live long enough to carry it back to the nest in their bellies and distribute it. In a few days their entire nest will be exterminated wherever it may be, and you can sneer at them, "ha, you did it to yourself."
2. For instant killing, get some spray specifically made for ants - again Terro is good.
I often start with just the baits so that I can follow the ant trail back outside the house. Within a day you will have a clear trail to follow. I put baits outside on the trail, and then spray them dead on the inside. That way you get fast relief but still kill the nest.
The baits are especially effective on the ubiquitous little black Argentine sugar ants.
Posted by: Wm T Sherman at July 23, 2011 03:51 PM (C0Z3w)
Oh yeah, what he said about using Windex to clean them up. Works good with a sponge mop if they're on the floor.
Posted by: Wm T Sherman at July 23, 2011 03:53 PM (C0Z3w)
Posted by: Wm T Sherman at July 23, 2011 03:55 PM (C0Z3w)
Posted by: Red Army Ants at July 23, 2011 07:54 PM (so1xa)
Did somebody say dessert?
Posted by: China National Red Ant Ice Cream Company at July 23, 2011 03:56 PM (/izg2)
So nice, we get it twice!
Yeah, true, but we are now stuck, talking about ants. Time for a drink I think. And another round of Adele.
Save it smartasses.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 23, 2011 03:56 PM (dEtCk)
Real red ants? Or half melamine, half cardboard to make higher profit?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 23, 2011 03:57 PM (0vDuM)
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull on at 8:00.
Posted by: As If... at July 23, 2011 03:58 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: dagny at July 23, 2011 03:58 PM (OP4/y)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 23, 2011 03:59 PM (0vDuM)
Posted by: booger at July 23, 2011 04:00 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 23, 2011 04:01 PM (bxiXv)
What? You don't do a perimeter spray each year to ward them off? How in the hell did it get in the house?
Posted by: As If... at July 23, 2011 04:01 PM (piMMO)
I couldn't get my useless cat interested in ants as a crunchy treat and when they found his foodbowl he was so offended at having to share that I had to create a moat around it by floating the foodbowl in a larger bowl of water to keep the ants out.
Better put the sugar and flour in the fridge until the onslaught is over. Unless you like them as crunchy treats, of course.
Posted by: Retread at July 23, 2011 04:02 PM (BO5ap)
Coca-Cola and Karo Syrup.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 23, 2011 04:03 PM (0vDuM)
Should I spray the trail with anything?
Yeah...
Spray the trail with hard work, common sense, and a smile.....
Repels dullard, collectivist shitheads every time.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 23, 2011 04:05 PM (dEtCk)
Posted by: MisterMoney at July 23, 2011 04:10 PM (wN82N)
Cool. I said it on the same thread below.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 23, 2011 04:10 PM (yQWNf)
well I didn't find the nest but I have a general idea of where they are entering the house, so that is where I will lay the traps
man I hate ants
Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2011 04:12 PM (s7mIC)
booger I thought it was funny that the product you recommended said "not for resale in CA"
Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2011 04:14 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: MisterMoney at July 23, 2011 08:10 PM (wN82N)
If you take the Captain America super-serum, you'll become impervious to inebriation.
Whether or not you see that as a blessing or a curse is entirely up to you.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 23, 2011 04:14 PM (c0A3e)
SPECIESICIDE. Grow some vertebrae and give live birth, we'll talk.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 23, 2011 04:15 PM (0vDuM)
Step it up Moe Rons.
Entertain me.
This is a rare comment night for me.
Don't make me talk about Buddy Roemer........
Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 23, 2011 04:15 PM (dEtCk)
they're driving me up the wall
Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2011 07:27 PM (s7mIC)
They have cars!?
Posted by: Tami at July 23, 2011 04:18 PM (X6akg)
Too much rum, I'm seein double, I think.
I think I'm seein double, too much rum.
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Hold one eye shut and stay on the back roads!
Posted by: Jimmah at July 23, 2011 04:21 PM (TfRqk)
Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2011 04:21 PM (hbw/z)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 23, 2011 08:15 PM (dEtCk)
For your entertainment, I present...
/You're welcome!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 23, 2011 04:23 PM (c0A3e)
Dance, monkey! Dance!
Perhaps.
I mean can I get a funny sock? War, Wyatt, Kbdabear? You guys have been posting recently.
Lets go, step it up!
(I'll settle for a meltdown of epic proportions that results in a ban though)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 23, 2011 04:24 PM (dEtCk)
Didi anyone figure out, yet, who was socking as Does this ponytail make me look like a horses ass yet?
Posted by: As If... at July 23, 2011 04:27 PM (piMMO)
More thrust.
Posted by: Not Drinking Nearly Enough at July 23, 2011 04:55 PM (JEvSn)
Heh i didn't notice that, i'm guessing they only allow the eco-friendly plant based stuff in CA.
Posted by: booger at July 23, 2011 05:08 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: Robert Ludlum’s The Bourne Dominion Audiobook at July 23, 2011 05:28 PM (3y6Pp)
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Posted by: toby928™ at July 23, 2011 02:57 PM (GTbGH)