March 25, 2011
— Ace Here's the thing: Actually, when I dashed off that post, I did notice that I was hitting the sex-put-down button more times than I usually would want to, and did notice that several of the jokes about McCain were pretty damned lame and couldn't even be justified by the "You Can't Fight The Funny" standard.
So: Actually, I agree. The post had a single good joke in it. It was about her weight, and usually I stay about from fat jokes about women as below the belt and too harsh, but if I had to do it again, I'd keep it, because I thought it was funny:
"Incidentally, she goes after Sarah Palin as if the poor woman were a pork chop sauteed in Haagen-Dasz and Axe body spray."
I'd keep that. Mean or not I thought it was sort of funny. Not bring down the house funny, but funny enough to be mean.
Media Matters completely missed another line from the next post:
"In related news, Meghan McCain just got a new tattoo of a rack of spare ribs eating a burrito."
I really like that one, as it's so absurdist. So I'd keep that one -- even if mean and caddish.
On the other hand, there was a lot in the post that I would say just wasn't funny at all, just mean. I used to always criticize this lefty blogger I sparred with on Slate's Fray comment section: I would tell him "That's not funny, it's just flip."
I think bulk of this post was that -- flip, not funny.
"Less ha-ha and more ta-ta. Stick to what you're enhanced at."
Not funny and yeah, kind of brain-dead. Oh, everyone knows what I'm getting at (the notorious Twitter boob shot), but yeah, this is sexist, and it's not funny enough to justify.
Follow that up with this just completely lame attack, which Media Matters didn't even quote:
The more she fails at everything the more attractive she seems, because, come on, she's got to be good at something, right?It's like the law of averages, right? Or just the idea that the universe is merciful?
If she's this bad at everything else -- come on, gotta be, right?
Not funny! Just flip! And just thoughtless "would you hit that" type stuff.
And that's particularly bad because here I was knocking her for not being funny, just putting together a brain-dead "this will get links" not-funny-but-flip attack on Palin, and the comedy hypocrisy is there.
Yeah, basically, I think that whole post sucked and descended into juvenile taunting and not even good juvenile taunting. And while a couple of the jokes were decent enough to justify breaking the typical rule against cheap shots, the whole thing, in total, with its mean-for-meanness'-sake unfunny jabs was in fact "sexist" (I just never really got off that, did?) and pretty brain-dead.
So I apologize to Meghan McCain, for what it's worth, and will say of Media Matters "It's a fair cop." It was a crappy post, and a very thoughtless post (in both meanings of the word), and sexist, and by and large "brain-dead," on vituperative autopilot, and if I'd given it five minutes to breathe before hitting "POST" I would have edited it down to almost nothing.
I screwed up. I was nastier than I would have liked to have been and I can't even claim the thing was so studded with comedy gems it was "worth it." It wasn't.
It was unfair and mean, and definitely not for the highlight reel.
The other thing was that it wasn't perfectly honest, because while McCain's post was a stack of FAIL and just your standard "people will link me if I slam Palin for the bazillionth time," it did have at least one sorta funny line which was better than half the stuff I wrote. Something like, when Palin (in McCain's skit) is asked to sum up her philosophy, she says "Freedom and Ronald Reagan and freedom," which isn't going to into the Comedy Hall of Fame or anything, but it was at least a decent joke, and better than most of the ones I was tossing in her direction.
So, yeah: Guilty. And not proud.
Oh: In building its case against me, Media Matters bizarrely fails to quote a part that is undeniably sexist and instead quotes this, which isn't:
This seems to be the go-to topic for un-bright women posing dishonestly as conservatives.
Sorry, you're wrong there. That's not sexist. It's also not funny, but it's not meant to be funny: It's just a true, declarative sentence. Meghan McCain annoys the right because, of course, like many I-Play-A-Republican-On-TV "Republicans" she is relentlessly promoted by a media always looking for the next fake Republican to interview about how bad all other Republicans are.
If Meghan McCain has written posts advancing any sort of Republican policy goal, apart from her breezy "I believe in limited government" prefatory nonsense before she starts in on "But here's why all those people who believe in limited government actually suck," well, I have not read it.
What I read from her again and again is how much I suck, and what makes that obnoxious is not that she's saying I suck (take a number, the media is full of such people eager to tell me I suck) but she does so under a false flag.
That's dishonest. I don't credit Meghan McCain with the savvy to understand that is the game being played here; nevertheless, that is the game, and she is an unwitting pawn in it.
Let me propose that Meghan McCain spend the next three months supporting what she likes about mainstream Republican positions in her columns and then report back to me about how often MSNBC asks her to appear on camera.
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"Incidentally, she goes after Sarah Palin as if the poor woman were a pork chop sauteed in Haagen-Dasz and Axe body spray."\
How can you not laugh at that joke??? I laughed out loud..
Posted by: Talibill at March 25, 2011 09:43 AM (WEWGu)
I think this was unnecessary, but they wouldn't do it for the shit they've leveled at Palin, so you've proven you're a better person.
Posted by: grognard at March 25, 2011 09:44 AM (NS2Mo)
It's not enough to apologize. You have to make amends. I suggest writing a follow-up/replacement post that you make sure is both mean AND funny.
Posted by: FUBAR at March 25, 2011 09:44 AM (McG46)
Posted by: Mephitis at March 25, 2011 09:44 AM (ehXLT)
Posted by: Ella at March 25, 2011 09:44 AM (DmnMk)
Posted by: Polliwog at March 25, 2011 09:45 AM (400qf)
Posted by: Ella at March 25, 2011 09:45 AM (DmnMk)
chop sauteed in Haagen-Dasz and Axe body spray.
Ace, dude ... seriously funny. Like way funnier than "TBS funny" ... and the tattoo joke was just as good if not better ...
Screw Media Matt ... er, I mean HuffPo ...
Posted by: IrishSamurai at March 25, 2011 09:45 AM (TLqEw)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 25, 2011 09:46 AM (UvFnc)
Eh, she's not really worth going after seriously.
Her every article sounds like a 12 year old girl indignantly telling why this Corey (Rinos or Dems) is so much better that Corey (conservatives).
Posted by: Veeshir at March 25, 2011 09:46 AM (aFnZ8)
Well, 2 out of 3 anyway, ok mean, ok no highlight (not everything can be a highlight), but it was perfectly fair. Fair as in MeggyMac being mean and un-highlighted (except for her hair) deserves another.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 25, 2011 09:46 AM (Z1jiu)
Posted by: Hotspur at March 25, 2011 09:46 AM (5cgIv)
Posted by: Meddler at March 25, 2011 09:46 AM (XDmNw)
If you want to apologize for your own words, that's your right. But why take a lecture from Media Matters?
Media Matters - please spare us with your faux misogyny card. You don't give a rip about women. They're just a voting block to you. A vapid, braindead, dependent, uneducated sect of people that vote the way you like.
And to those of us that don't vote in lockstep with you, you'd rather see us DIAF.
At least be honest.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 25, 2011 09:46 AM (Iy1jo)
heh heh heh.
Yeah, it's just a damn shame you had to publicly re-examine that piece and re-post every horrible comment so as to determine what was wrong with it.
heh heh heh heh.....
Posted by: wiserbud at March 25, 2011 09:46 AM (RkrQu)
Fuck her. And fuck Media Matters.
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 25, 2011 09:47 AM (oSMOM)
Posted by: Beagle at March 25, 2011 09:47 AM (sOtz/)
Michelle Obama
Nancy Pelosi
Maxine Waters
Barbara Boxer
Kathy Griffin
Margaret Cho
Rosie O'Donnell
Lindsay Lohan
Did I miss any?
Posted by: EC at March 25, 2011 09:47 AM (GQ8sn)
I think an AoSHQ struggle session is in order for Ace. A little public self-criticism is good for the soul. A lot of it could be comedy gold.
Posted by: Cicero at March 25, 2011 09:48 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: FUBAR at March 25, 2011 09:48 AM (McG46)
Posted by: A.G. at March 25, 2011 09:48 AM (4XNMg)
I suggest writing a follow-up/replacement post that you make sure is both mean AND funny.
I'm with FUBAR. These are the same people who believe they can say anything at all about Sarah Palin because "She made herself a public figure." So did MeggyMac. Heat/kitchen, goose/gander etc.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 25, 2011 09:49 AM (400qf)
Posted by: Hmm at March 25, 2011 09:49 AM (T8c0z)
She's made a "career" (if you can call it that) out of trashing the only reason many people voted for her lame-ass daddy, Sarah Palin.
She's a twit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2011 09:50 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Marcus at March 25, 2011 09:50 AM (CHrmZ)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 09:51 AM (9hSKh)
Wonder what MM thought of Maher's cute little "dumb twat" comment by the elfen Maher?
Posted by: wiserbud at March 25, 2011 09:51 AM (RkrQu)
Still, Meghan McCain is a whiny little charlatan, isn't she?
Posted by: Jeff B. at March 25, 2011 09:51 AM (NjYDy)
I suggest writing a follow-up/replacement post that you make sure is both mean AND funny.
Too bad he already burned his Aqualung riff in the last thread. That's some funny shit right there.
Posted by: Cicero at March 25, 2011 09:51 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: alexthedude at March 25, 2011 09:51 AM (Nu07D)
Why?! Who cares?! If Big Meggy Mac didn't shit-mouth conservatives, she'd be working at the mall like she deserves.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 25, 2011 09:51 AM (IuKAf)
When she starts pretending she is the Second Coming of Richard Simmons...
She claims to be a small, annoying gay man?!
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 25, 2011 09:52 AM (IuKAf)
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2011 09:52 AM (nj1bB)
Poor little rich girl, whose opinion is getting way more weight than it deserves. Such an existence is so demeaning!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 09:53 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: ParisParamus at March 25, 2011 09:53 AM (bgSjf)
If she can't take a shot but just give them out then she should stick to doing what she does best. Whatever the hell that is.
Posted by: DrewM. at March 25, 2011 09:54 AM (HicGG)
Posted by: alexthedude at March 25, 2011 09:54 AM (Nu07D)
Posted by: Hedgehog at March 25, 2011 09:54 AM (Rn2kl)
Posted by: yinzer at March 25, 2011 09:54 AM (/Mla1)
Posted by: Dallas at March 25, 2011 09:55 AM (Hb5CK)
it's the rest of it that brought the post down to a really lame and unjustifiably mean level.
Why do you care?
Ms. McCain made herself an object of ridicule; you're just teeing off the straight lines she set up.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 25, 2011 09:55 AM (IuKAf)
So the Media Matters fucksticks are protectors of females now? Really?
I am sure they wrote a long post condeming that little short fucker from HBO.
As far as Meggy Mac is concerned I will repeat today what I said yesterday. She is just like Ron Reagan Jr. just not as purty.
Posted by: robtr at March 25, 2011 09:56 AM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Meggie Mac at March 25, 2011 09:56 AM (piR98)
On second thought this appology post really burns my ass Ace. Now I feel guilt for laughing at those jokes... Crap, you just HAD to put morals and feelings into this. Thanks, Day ruined.
Posted by: Talibill at March 25, 2011 09:56 AM (WEWGu)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 25, 2011 09:56 AM (qIHlG)
Are they offended? Good! I hate their fucking guts! I hate every cell in their bodies. They are working tirelessly to destroy our nation.
I hope they all choke to death on their own bile. Every last one!
Posted by: Sgt. Fury at March 25, 2011 09:57 AM (BPl2/)
Posted by: maddogg at March 25, 2011 09:57 AM (OlN4e)
She's famous because of her family name. She has absolutely no remarkable skills, yet continues to stumble ass-backwards into work opportunities that are far beyond her abilities and she is completely clueless to the fact that no one regards her with anything but pity or contempt.
I'm counting Dirty, Sexy Politics as her version of a grainy sex tape because it was done with the same amount of effort and resulted in a comparable embarrassment.
Posted by: Johnny at March 25, 2011 09:57 AM (mhmc7)
I think its pretty funny that you "apologized" for the post and then proceeded to repeat all your jokes that were "just mean and unfunny"
Sort of like saying "I'm really sorry I called you a piece of shit barely worth insulting"
Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 09:58 AM (oVQFe)
No.
Here's the thing. When Media Madders criticize Bill Maher for his sexism, then they'll have the credibility to criticize others.
The only reason why they're defending Meghan McCain, whom they loathe, is because she's a useful idiot for the Left's agenda.
Posted by: Soothsayer3P0 at March 25, 2011 09:58 AM (uFokq)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 25, 2011 09:58 AM (qIHlG)
Wait - I though this was a smart military blog, and now you're telling me it's a brain-dead comedy blog?
Oh, that explains so much! I feel much better about reading it now, like I truly fit in.
Posted by: stuiec at March 25, 2011 09:58 AM (Di3Im)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2011 09:58 AM (UOM48)
Why?!
And you're actually concerned with what Media Matters says about you?! WHY?! Everyone knows they're the messaging arm of the far-left; an attack from them is a sign that you're being effective, not that you should perform penance.
Good God, man, when the attack is showing results you don't STOP, you reinforce it!
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 25, 2011 09:58 AM (IuKAf)
OOPS! Did I say heavy? I wouldn't want anyone to take that the wrong way.
Jeebus....
Posted by: ontherocks at March 25, 2011 09:59 AM (HBqDo)
Posted by: alexthedude at March 25, 2011 09:59 AM (Nu07D)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 25, 2011 01:58 PM (qIHlG)
FIFY.
Posted by: stuiec at March 25, 2011 09:59 AM (Di3Im)
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 09:59 AM (f0evc)
And revulsion.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 25, 2011 09:59 AM (IuKAf)
Less ha-ha and more ta-ta. Stick to what you're enhanced at
No, that's funny. At least clever. The other stuff you thought wasn't funny wasn't.
Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at March 25, 2011 10:00 AM (epBek)
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 25, 2011 01:56 PM (oSMOM)
Yeah. There was no "women are inferior because they're women" message. Talking about boobies, without more, is not sexist. Because if Ace'd said "I want to motorboat Meghan's titties," he'd have a date tonight.
Posted by: FUBAR at March 25, 2011 10:00 AM (McG46)
Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 25, 2011 10:00 AM (DNX55)
Posted by: Erin Brockovich at March 25, 2011 10:01 AM (oBXlb)
At best this warranted a non-apology apology. "Sorry if anyone was offended..."
Meagan McCain is the political equivalent of Paris Hilton and she plays that up herself. So I don't see why anyone should apologize for some sort of sexism.
Posted by: Rocks at March 25, 2011 10:01 AM (Q1lie)
FIFY.
Posted by: nickless at March 25, 2011 10:01 AM (MMC8r)
Sort of like saying "I'm really sorry I called you a piece of shit barely worth insulting"
Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 01:58 PM (oVQFe)
It's an apology in the vein of Cyrano de Bergerac's recitation of all the insults the other guy could have made about his nose.
Posted by: stuiec at March 25, 2011 10:01 AM (Di3Im)
Posted by: alexthedude at March 25, 2011 10:01 AM (Nu07D)
I see Allahpundit got to Ace.
When Meghan starts to use her wholly undue fame in a postitive way for the party she claims to belong to, I'll give her a break. But it's pretty obvious she'd rather play the coy victim of sexism while posting what she thinks are sex kitten pics of herself.
Posted by: Ms Choksondik, a fellow H8er at March 25, 2011 10:01 AM (EYqhE)
More, please.
Posted by: innominatus at March 25, 2011 10:02 AM (tq6K2)
Posted by: OSUsux at March 25, 2011 10:02 AM (DFXmi)
Posted by: whatever at March 25, 2011 10:02 AM (L7hMd)
Posted by: oldsailor's poet at March 25, 2011 10:02 AM (oBXlb)
Posted by: polynikes at March 25, 2011 10:02 AM (Vt8uu)
Posted by: nickless at March 25, 2011 10:03 AM (MMC8r)
So Ace, don't think of it as a bad post, think of it as your way of helping Mooghan lose a few pounds. If she's crying to daddy on the phone, she ain't finishing off the tub-o-cheesy puffs or the friend chicken.
See - you did it for the child.
Posted by: momma at March 25, 2011 10:03 AM (penCf)
Apologizing to Media Matters is an immediate man card suspension.
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 10:03 AM (f0evc)
Posted by: FUBAR at March 25, 2011 10:03 AM (McG46)
Or maybe it's a fucking virus since I finally discontinued Norton antivirus yesterday. Yeah that's the ticket.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 25, 2011 10:04 AM (Jk7tF)
That's so full of pussy.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 25, 2011 10:04 AM (Z1jiu)
So let me see if I get this correct:
Meggie calling Sarah a stupid, dishonest whore is perfectly fine. But you calling Meggie a stupid fatttie with fake jugs is sexist?
Can you please explain to me why anyone with a single brain cell even cares what Media Matters opines?
Posted by: Log Cabin at March 25, 2011 10:04 AM (xZ8Ay)
Posted by: oldsailor's poet at March 25, 2011 10:04 AM (oBXlb)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 25, 2011 10:04 AM (g6nyw)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at March 25, 2011 10:04 AM (+lsX1)
Oooooh look at me I'm enlightened cause I like gay people...and have big tits..and a beer fortune.
No apologies.
BTW, I'm a female.
Posted by: mpfs at March 25, 2011 10:04 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: maddogg at March 25, 2011 10:04 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 25, 2011 10:04 AM (f9c2L)
Posted by: DanB at March 25, 2011 10:04 AM (Wu7KO)
are we going to be apologizing next for calling a certain patriot America "Sleeza Moocowski"?
I'd sooner apologize for calling Oliver Willis the Human Pudding Pop.
Honey Badger wants his soul back.
Posted by: mallfly at March 25, 2011 10:05 AM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Max Entropy at March 25, 2011 10:06 AM (lH6z9)
You should apologize to her when she apologizes to Us for crowning herself as the new face of the Republican Party.
Step aside, little girl. We will drown out your message and run you off the Republican road.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 25, 2011 10:06 AM (Iy1jo)
I didn't read the original article, but your re-hash is funny. Fuck MM.
Posted by: Soona at March 25, 2011 10:06 AM (4qpp3)
waitaminute
Ace isn't apologizing to Media Madders. He's not even apolgozing to Meghan McCanns.
Ace is apologizing to his readers for, what he believes, as taking cheap shots that are beneath him in both his professionalism and his skill as a writer.
Posted by: Soothsayer3P0 at March 25, 2011 10:07 AM (uFokq)
"My dad couldn't avoid a surface-to-air missile" doesn't qualify you to comment on anything.
Posted by: tangonine at March 25, 2011 10:07 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at March 25, 2011 10:07 AM (6IReR)
Posted by: toby928™ at March 25, 2011 10:07 AM (GTbGH)
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 02:06 PM (f0evc)
You mean like: Meggie is so macro she went to the doctor and he told her she had a flesh-eating disease and she only had 87 more years to live?
Posted by: FUBAR at March 25, 2011 10:07 AM (McG46)
Posted by: Rocks at March 25, 2011 10:07 AM (Q1lie)
Oooooh look at me I'm enlightened cause I like gay people...and have big tits..and a beer fortune.
No apologies.
BTW, I'm a female.
Posted by: mpfs at March 25, 2011 02:04 PM (iYbLN)
You know I think the only downside to ace's previous post is he didn't include enough "daddy's little girl" joke/insults in it.
So yeah Ace definitely slipping. I think you need to add to this post some more, mentioning that.
Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 10:08 AM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Dave at March 25, 2011 10:08 AM (Xm1aB)
"Less ha-ha and more ta-ta. Stick to what you're enhanced at."
Not funny and yeah, kind of brain-dead. Oh, everyone knows what I'm getting at (the notorious Twitter boob shot), but yeah, this is sexistNah, it's not sexist. It would be sexist if you used that line on Hillary Clinton or Michelle Malkin or Condi Rice or whatever accomplished, professional female politico or pundit you want to name.
Meggy Mac is the one who wanted us all to focus on her boobs. She apparently thinks they're her best assets. That was her decision.
I'm sick to death of people tossing out the "sexist" attack whenever a man goes after a woman. It's not that there aren't sexist attacks out there - I, for one, will never forgive Huckabee for his snide comment about Palin's high heels - but sometimes a joke or criticism is just the right one for that person. If that person is someone who's biggest claim to fame is some dumb picture of her chest on Twitter, then that's what you go for.
Posted by: Y-not hasn't read the comments at March 25, 2011 10:08 AM (pW2o8)
Posted by: nickless at March 25, 2011 10:08 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 25, 2011 10:08 AM (EYqhE)
Posted by: davidinvirginia at March 25, 2011 10:08 AM (Vm7ed)
Does this mean that Meggie Maxx and Media Matters will start retracting and/ or correcting all their stuff about well... everything they have ever written?
Posted by: Damiano at March 25, 2011 10:09 AM (3nrx7)
And I don't say that out of some issue of being an honest blogger. This kind of post is actually really interesting to read because of the honesty.
Posted by: Dustin at March 25, 2011 10:09 AM (Q3nWV)
Posted by: oldsailor's poet at March 25, 2011 02:04 PM (oBXlb)
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
lololololol
Posted by: Meghan McCheese at March 25, 2011 10:09 AM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: davidinvirginia at March 25, 2011 02:08 PM (Vm7ed)
mocking people is what we do. and we do it well!
Posted by: tangonine at March 25, 2011 10:09 AM (x3YFz)
Awesome.
Posted by: momma at March 25, 2011 10:09 AM (penCf)
Posted by: FUBAR at March 25, 2011 10:10 AM (McG46)
Posted by: MJ at March 25, 2011 10:10 AM (BKOsZ)
Posted by: maddogg at March 25, 2011 02:04 PM (OlN4e) FIFY
Posted by: Beagle at March 25, 2011 10:10 AM (sOtz/)
Yay!!! My agent just told me they want me to be a fill-in host on The Biggest Loser!!! Such a great way to stay in the public eye and help people be sexy! SO EXCITED!!!
It MUST be to host the show, right?
Posted by: Meggie Mac at March 25, 2011 10:10 AM (piR98)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 25, 2011 10:11 AM (Z1jiu)
But you know what, Ace? Meghan McCain's idiotic remarks don't warrant a thoughtful rebuttal.
She writes shit and she deserves shit in response to it.
Posted by: Soothsayer3P0 at March 25, 2011 10:11 AM (uFokq)
Posted by: Max Entropy at March 25, 2011 10:11 AM (lH6z9)
You should apologize to her when she apologizes to Us for crowning herself as the new face of the Republican Party.
Step aside, little girl. We will drown out your message and run you off the Republican road.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 25, 2011 02:06 PM (Iy1jo)
This is more or less how I feel. Nobody asked Megan McCain to open her trap about the Republican Party or Conservatives. She is just a dupe that is attempting to undermine our beliefs and positions, and is in fact a political enemy.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 25, 2011 10:11 AM (/G5LI)
hook me up with some chicken fries lololololol
Posted by: Meghan McCheese at March 25, 2011 10:11 AM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 10:11 AM (f0evc)
And then grabs a gravy-boat to collect some for dinner!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 10:11 AM (9hSKh)
Momma, i have tears after this one. Truly great!
Posted by: Hedgehog at March 25, 2011 10:11 AM (Rn2kl)
Posted by: Rocks at March 25, 2011 10:12 AM (Q1lie)
"Funny that this Troglodyte would vilify "un-bright" women in a defense of Sarah Palin, who is the Poster Girl for Un-Bright Women."
Are they all this stupid?
Posted by: MJ at March 25, 2011 02:10 PM (BKOsZ)
Ever met a hippie woman? Yes, they're that stupid.
Posted by: tangonine at March 25, 2011 10:12 AM (x3YFz)
Ugh. I hate when Ace puts does this. Look: You apologize to people you respect or who deserve respect. Everyone else--no matter how sincere, honest and appropriate--will use it as an excuse to trash you even more. So, don't waste your time--double down and they'll get even more stupid and shrill, validating your earlier attack.
And that fat twit is in the latter category, not the first. If she deserved to be in the first, she would have contacted you privately and said her bit. Instead, she broadcast her "I'm offended" shit to the world of lefty scum who never want for or waste an opportunity to attack. And that bint knew it and that's why she did that.
She means to ruin you, smear your and make sure that every single time anyone mentions you they will repeat the smear. 'Cause that is how the left operates and that is why she went to them first.
The high-road in cases like this--and politics in general--is nothing but an expressway to irrelevance and destruction.
Posted by: jimmuy at March 25, 2011 10:12 AM (TOBb7)
March 25....
I know what boys like!
A little dab of bacon grease behind the ears and between the girls.
Posted by: Meghan McCain's Diary at March 25, 2011 10:12 AM (XBM1t)
Posted by: Meaghan McCain, good riter at March 25, 2011 10:12 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 25, 2011 10:12 AM (g6nyw)
vs.
Unions send death threats, WI Congressperson wishes death on female colleague, etc.= <crickets>
Posted by: Damiano at March 25, 2011 10:12 AM (3nrx7)
Posted by: momma at March 25, 2011 10:12 AM (penCf)
Posted by: hindmost at March 25, 2011 10:12 AM (t6Jvs)
Posted by: Muhammad's Left Nut at March 25, 2011 10:12 AM (QcFbt)
"In related news, Meghan McCain just got a new tattoo of a rack of spare ribs eating a burrito."
that's art, brotha.
Posted by: snort! at March 25, 2011 10:12 AM (K/USr)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 25, 2011 10:12 AM (Z1jiu)
Ain't gonna work, buddy. Ewoks have already be slotted for the pit toilet attendant positions.
Posted by: ya2daup at March 25, 2011 10:13 AM (HmCnI)
Step aside, little girl. We will drown out your message and run you off the Republican road.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 25, 2011 02:06 PM (Iy1jo)
*shiver* We're friends, right?
Posted by: FUBAR at March 25, 2011 10:13 AM (McG46)
And the pork chop sauteed in Haagen-Dasz and Axe body spray joke was bring down the house funny.
Posted by: Scraping the McCain off my shoes at March 25, 2011 10:13 AM (F/4zf)
And as for Media Matters - it doesn't, but what they both have in common is the world's oldest profession.
Hey Ace, it's pretty slyly passive aggressive of you to set us up to do your hatchet job, but we're here for you like that.
Posted by: ontherocks at March 25, 2011 10:14 AM (HBqDo)
Telling fat jokes about a woman you work with is mean and senseless. Using a fat joke or laughing about her breasts to show what an empty shell the McCain is is fair game. Screw Media Matters. Did those cockholsters say one word about Maher and his twat comment? Not that I see.
No, to the scumbags at Media Matters liberal's like Maher _can't_ be sexist.
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at March 25, 2011 10:14 AM (5w2eY)
"When you're sent to an image consultant and said that you look like a stripper and talk bad and you're hurting the campaign when, you know, there's a pregnant teen there, it does a little bit to your self-esteem."
-- Meghan McCain, in an interview on the Daily Show, talking about her insecurity during her father's 2008 presidential campaign
I'm just sayin...
Posted by: Talibill at March 25, 2011 10:14 AM (WEWGu)
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at March 25, 2011 10:15 AM (jxuSt)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 25, 2011 10:15 AM (1fB+3)
Posted by: MJ at March 25, 2011 10:15 AM (BKOsZ)
Posted by: FUBAR at March 25, 2011 10:15 AM (McG46)
Palin has made a lot of effective political moves. She's been able to have legislation changed by the other political party over her specific criticisms.
She's a very smart woman who may have a folksy shtick (like W did). Anyone who can't see that Palin is intelligent, but thinks Meghan can't be called stupid, is a political creature who has no respect for a woman's actual accomplishments.
I won't say that's sexist. They think Bush is stupid. But they are no better off for being sex neutral bigots.
Posted by: Dustin at March 25, 2011 10:15 AM (Q3nWV)
Here's a good one about pelosi; I think it was Dennis Miller:
Pelsoi's one face lift away from a gotee.
Posted by: Talibill at March 25, 2011 10:15 AM (WEWGu)
Posted by: laceyunderalls
Yes lacey! If she tried to tangle with real women, like the mornonettes, the only thing left of her would be the hulking carcass for the buzzards. Come on Meg, you're a big girl, come on over here and defend yourself.
I dare you.
Posted by: mpfs at March 25, 2011 10:16 AM (iYbLN)
IN-N-Out Burgers missed the opportunity in advertising by using Paris Hilton instead of the voluptuous Meghan McCain my friends.
Paris is skinny and unhealthy whereas Meggy is fat and healthy.
Dr. Fish
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 25, 2011 10:16 AM (ZHsNw)
"Yeah, basically, I think that whole post sucked and descended into juvenile taunting and not even good juvenile taunting"
There's some comedy gold here and, Ace, itz the ntertez. Little dutch boy + finger + dyke (no lesbian comments allowed!) = some assembly required.
Posted by: tangonine at March 25, 2011 10:16 AM (x3YFz)
"I almost registered as a Democrat to be rebellious, but I registered as an Independent instead. Then my dad bragged about it, so it backfired. I don't relate to the hard right. I think that's common knowledge. It's time to reinvent the Republican Party. And I think my dad can do it."—Glamour magazine
Reinvent this, bitch.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 25, 2011 10:16 AM (Iy1jo)
Over under 2 hours.
Posted by: EC at March 25, 2011 02:15 PM (GQ8sn)
I think that the bigger question is how many pages will it be. I say 3 double spaced 12 point new times roman font.
Posted by: Hedgehog at March 25, 2011 10:16 AM (Rn2kl)
What's the only thing worse than a sexist joke? A post about what sexist jokes really mean, man.
Too pretenious. Did not read.
Posted by: William at March 25, 2011 10:17 AM (77TeU)
It was a great post. What's with the partial walk back? Onward 'ho! (Apostrophe intended.)
Don't worry Ace, she is NOT conservative. This is not red on red.
Posted by: Alec Rawls at March 25, 2011 10:17 AM (kTTUz)
Posted by: Megan McCain at March 25, 2011 10:17 AM (3nrx7)
Geez, Ace...there you go being all decent and honest again.
Having said that, meggie is a fucking useless scrunt who would garner no attention from the MBM if she weren't trashing the right.
She is David Books with a bigger penis, a huge set of knockers, and enough back fat to feed any central African nation for a year.
Just because you were a tad mean, doesn't mean she didn't deserve it.
Posted by: beedubya at March 25, 2011 10:17 AM (AnTyA)
Posted by: maddogg at March 25, 2011 10:17 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: EC at March 25, 2011 02:15 PM (GQ8sn)
Over...it will take him that long to realize that Media Matters condones sexist attacks on Palin but takes him to task for Fat Puppies McCain.
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at March 25, 2011 10:17 AM (5w2eY)
Posted by: polynikes at March 25, 2011 10:17 AM (Vt8uu)
Posted by: MJ at March 25, 2011 02:15 PM (BKOsZ)
Oh come on. The leg hair? The leg hair is fine and soft. It's the rest that shrivels my banana. Like the dreadlocked pubic hair.
Posted by: FUBAR at March 25, 2011 10:17 AM (McG46)
Well, commenters at Tepid Air did call us juvenile.
Posted by: momma at March 25, 2011 10:18 AM (penCf)
Posted by: Mr. Barky at March 25, 2011 10:18 AM (qwK3S)
She may be a good ride. Lots of fat girls put on a good show, trying to get the return engagement.
So I'm told.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 25, 2011 02:04 PM (g6nyw)
When she asks, "Do you have protection," she doesn't mean condoms, she means pitons and belaying rope.
Posted by: stuiec at March 25, 2011 10:18 AM (Di3Im)
"When you're sent to an image consultant and said that you look like a
stripper and talk bad and you're hurting the campaign when, you know,
there's a pregnant teen there, it does a little bit to your self-esteem."
-- Meghan McCain, in an interview on the Daily Show, talking about her insecurity during her father's 2008 presidential campaign
I'm just sayin...
How dare the campaign tell her to tone down the tramp outfits without telling Bristol to abort her child.
Posted by: Johnny at March 25, 2011 10:18 AM (mhmc7)
She's a woman who got her position by riding on her father's mavvvverick coat tails. She wants to be a mavvverick to, but she has no accomplishments outisde of getting what she's got via nepotism.
So if an unaccomplished hack wants to go and throw down with the big boys then she deserves what coming to her, even if it is juvenile attacks from a post that brings teh funny with juvenile attacks.
Seriously, why would you want to waste any thoughtful attacks on her, when all she's ever been has been a blonde sack of tits who got where she was because she has the last name McCain and likes to show her cleavage?
Posted by: taylork at March 25, 2011 10:18 AM (5wsU9)
Posted by: Meaghan McCain, good riter at March 25, 2011 10:18 AM (MMC8r)
Funny, I thought it was ball hair. My bad.
Posted by: momma at March 25, 2011 10:18 AM (penCf)
Well, commenters at Tepid Air did call us juvenile.
Posted by: momma at March 25, 2011 02:18 PM (penCf)
we're rubber they're glue?
Posted by: tangonine at March 25, 2011 10:19 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Dave at March 25, 2011 10:19 AM (Xm1aB)
Posted by: Soothsayer3P0 at March 25, 2011 02:07 PM (uFokq)
Ah. *snicker*
Posted by: Soona at March 25, 2011 10:19 AM (4qpp3)
Posted by: FUBAR at March 25, 2011 10:19 AM (McG46)
Posted by: Meggy Dick at March 25, 2011 02:18 PM (BP6Z1)
You mean, "Call me, Ishmael" - what she said to the lone survivor after she smashed the Pequod, who she'd left alive because she thought he was hot.
Posted by: stuiec at March 25, 2011 10:20 AM (Di3Im)
Posted by: polynikes"
LOL
get it? Cause she's fat.
And the LOL was sincere.
Posted by: Dustin at March 25, 2011 10:20 AM (Q3nWV)
Posted by: FUBAR at March 25, 2011 02:19 PM (McG46)
When she puts on her little black dress, she looks like... night.
Posted by: stuiec at March 25, 2011 10:20 AM (Di3Im)
Posted by: joncelli, taking notes at March 25, 2011 10:20 AM (RD7QR)
Can't believe this much time is being wasted discussing Maggie Mac.
and for the record, I laughed at the enhanced at joke.
Posted by: AndrewsDad at March 25, 2011 10:21 AM (C2//T)
Who's with me!?
/stumbles and falls
Posted by: tangonine at March 25, 2011 10:21 AM (x3YFz)
When she asks, "Do you have protection," she doesn't mean condoms, she means pitons and belaying rope.
Posted by: stuiec at March 25, 2011 02:18 PM (Di3Im)
I'll just be taking that, thanks.
Posted by: FUBAR at March 25, 2011 10:21 AM (McG46)
Too dumb to function and she think she knows what's best for us.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 25, 2011 10:21 AM (Iy1jo)
Posted by: nickless at March 25, 2011 10:22 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: robviously at March 25, 2011 10:22 AM (UeZGr)
Posted by: Bosk at March 25, 2011 10:22 AM (pUO5u)
Replay from the original Meggy thread:
She is proof that my mom was right.
Too much masturbation does cause brain rot.
Posted by: momma at March 24, 2011 12:46 PM (penCf)
It was funny then, and funnier now!
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 25, 2011 10:22 AM (ZHsNw)
i was mad when kfc stopped selling double downs it's michelle obama's fault!
Posted by: Meggy Whopper at March 25, 2011 10:23 AM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 25, 2011 10:23 AM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: momma at March 25, 2011 02:18 PM (penCf)
Oh man, that hurts. No, really. Lemme check my calendar and see if I have some free time for some actual caring.
Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at March 25, 2011 10:23 AM (6IReR)
Posted by: sherlock at March 25, 2011 10:23 AM (TQbuA)
You guys are just plain mean. This is beneath you.
Meghan McCain is human; she has feelings just like the rest of us.
If you hit her, would she not cry?
If you poked her, would she not bleed...
gravy?
Posted by: Soothsayer3P0 at March 25, 2011 10:23 AM (uFokq)
Replay from the original Meggy thread:
She is proof that my mom was right.
Too much masturbation does cause brain rot.
Posted by: momma at March 24, 2011 12:46 PM (penCf)
Posted by: tangonine at March 25, 2011 10:24 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Mega McCain's Entourage Meeting at March 25, 2011 10:24 AM (f0evc)
Meh, it's useful for diverting a little attention away from how boned we are for a while.
And there's plenty more fodder for Megaton being generated here. Hehehe, Ace may have apologized, but many here will make up for that in full! Open the floodgates and unleash hell!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 10:24 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: Iowa Bob at March 25, 2011 10:25 AM (RJ+Yj)
Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at March 25, 2011 10:25 AM (rqm0z)
Posted by: nickless at March 25, 2011 10:25 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Mega McCain's Entourage Meeting at March 25, 2011 10:25 AM (f0evc)
Posted by: Mega McCain's Entourage Meeting at March 25, 2011 02:24 PM (f0evc)
are you saying she's actually gainfully employed?
Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at March 25, 2011 10:25 AM (6IReR)
Posted by: Rocks at March 25, 2011 10:25 AM (Q1lie)
And I wish to go on......hurting you!
Posted by: EC at March 25, 2011 10:26 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: logprof the broke insult comic at March 25, 2011 10:26 AM (BP6Z1)
That's hot!
Posted by: Michael Moore at March 25, 2011 10:26 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: FUBAR at March 25, 2011 10:26 AM (McG46)
Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 02:25 PM (Zs83Q)
But that's the beauty of a MM bash thread, there's always enough to go around
Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at March 25, 2011 10:26 AM (6IReR)
The girl asks to have her appearance critqued. The drivel that was Dirty Sexy Politics is a prime example of her using her "sex appeal". Donned in a tight, bust enhancing shirt holding a somewhat phallic looking elphant trunk with the word "sexy" embosed on it, she's clearly trying to give off the impression of the "sexy political commentator."
Well if you're going to try and cultivate that image, expect people to point out that you're failing at it. Pointing out the fact that she's vacuous twit with nothing more than a set of large fun bags isn't misogynist when she's trying to pose as intellectual moderate republican who just also happens to have a nice pair.
You reap what you sow, and the fertile ground that Meggie Mac has cultivated is tit jokes.
Posted by: taylork at March 25, 2011 10:27 AM (5wsU9)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at March 25, 2011 10:27 AM (TpXEI)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 10:27 AM (9hSKh)
Hence Mega needs to make some skrilla by hitting all the shows.
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 10:27 AM (f0evc)
Posted by: nickless at March 25, 2011 10:27 AM (MMC8r)
I haven't taken a hard count of the votes yet, but I'm guessing that the Morons do not support Meghan McCheesePuffs.
Of course, the Brooklyn Bridge could not support her, either.
Posted by: Log Cabin at March 25, 2011 10:27 AM (ceoOP)
patiently,
'rons & 'ettes
Posted by: ontherocks at March 25, 2011 10:28 AM (HBqDo)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at March 25, 2011 10:28 AM (l8uYu)
"But here's why all those people who believe in limited government actually suck" If ONLY she could make it to the point of actually articulating reasons for positions, then maybe she'd be as interesting as the old Phil Donahue show.
I think you're being a little hard on yourself. How exactly DOES one repond to lil' McCain? As someone who has raised some kind of point that is worthy of addressing?
The pork chop thing didn't even scan as a fat joke to me, I thought you were going for an "animalistic response to a stimulus" thing.
Posted by: Dave M at March 25, 2011 10:28 AM (WXchb)
Posted by: dagny at March 25, 2011 10:29 AM (66JDx)
Posted by: Mr. Barky at March 25, 2011 10:29 AM (qwK3S)
Posted by: Kaitian at March 25, 2011 10:29 AM (yFt7r)
Posted by: William Maher at March 25, 2011 10:30 AM (AM2vH)
Raking in the dough.
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 10:30 AM (f0evc)
So I'd like to say that when I said that Meghan McCain was as dumb as a sack of hammers, when I said that Whoopie Goldberg was nothing but a talentless aologist for every leftists' crime, including rape, and when I said that that Michelle Obama was a graceless, self-righteous scold who couldn't stand anyone else living outside her direction, that Nancy Pelosi was a chittering tax vampire and good old-fashioned nightmare fodder for America's children...
I also said that Sandra Bernhard was simply jealous of actual women when she rampaged against others, and that she was the worst cross-dresser on TV, and that Andrea Mitchell had skipped the Presidential Kneepads and had herself surgically attached instead...
...hey, I wonder where I was going with all that.
Anyway, peace out.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 25, 2011 10:30 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: mushdogs at March 25, 2011 10:30 AM (8zk9b)
We are in a desperate battle for the soul of the country and Ace is apologizing to the enemy because his jokes weren't that funny. Yeah, that makes sense.
That nasty little retard is part of the problem and none of the solution. She is deserving of the harshest ridicule. Gee Tokio Rose, sorry if I was juvenile in my response to your attacks. I'll be more considerate next time. And Kudos to John McCain for raising such a disgrace. You don't deserve to be President, and I'm glad your pork chop daughter isn't in the white house kitchen raiding the refrigerator right now.
Posted by: maddogg at March 25, 2011 10:30 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Soona at March 25, 2011 10:30 AM (4qpp3)
Posted by: Dave at March 25, 2011 10:30 AM (Xm1aB)
Posted by: Iowa Bob at March 25, 2011 10:30 AM (RJ+Yj)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 25, 2011 10:30 AM (1fB+3)
Posted by: Goodyear, Inc. at March 25, 2011 10:31 AM (BP6Z1)
We can start with her panties.
____________ Now THAT'S funny...
Posted by: mark x at March 25, 2011 10:31 AM (plLN9)
Posted by: polynikes at March 25, 2011 10:31 AM (Vt8uu)
My friends, this has gone a little far, and it's time for civility in our discourse. I have crossed the aisle in dealing with you conservatives, and expect a little consideration from you.
Oh yeah, I'm a registered republican, but have found solace with my friendship with Ted Kennedy, Robert Byrd, and Nancy Pelosi.
Can't we all just get along?
Posted by: John McPain, R/D-AZ at March 25, 2011 10:32 AM (ZHsNw)
Dang, I was workin on my setup and you stole the punchline.
Posted by: nickless at March 25, 2011 10:32 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 10:33 AM (f0evc)
Posted by: maddogg at March 25, 2011 10:33 AM (OlN4e)
Her piece was little more than a hit piece against Palin. Her attacks were, at their base, beholden to a type of prejudice against rural culture that should be, but is not, unacceptable in society. It was her using a shibboleth in the form of degrading unfunny attempts at humor to say "Look here I think Palin is stupid too" which again at their base was like Maher, contrived cheap shots targeted to get a laugh from the Palin hate junkies.
Your post Ace. I attributed to brilliant satire. A post directed back at Meg not unlike the one she posted against Palin. A tat for a tit if you will. And when taken in that context, where the cheap jokes fail at humor they make a better salient point about degrading your opponents by playing on prejudices and cheap humor. And the harsh lesson of the consequence of descending into the fray with the corsairs I thought was delivered on target. Anyone can make a cheap joke for a cheap laugh, but it degrades everyone. A fair point I thought...
But apparently I attributed more genius to the post than what was actually in composition.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 25, 2011 10:33 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 10:35 AM (f0evc)
March 28, 2011: Old Country Buffet's holding company files for bankruptcy.
Posted by: Newsflash at March 25, 2011 10:36 AM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: mpfs at March 25, 2011 10:36 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2011 10:36 AM (nj1bB)
Meggy, Meggy, oh Meggy Mac, when are you coming back?
McDonald's missing you, Wendy's feels the same way too
But the laws of physics rule, that's why Arby's drives thru you
Thanks to your presence so profound, I've learned that zip codes can be round
Hey Meggy, Meggy, oh Meggy Mac, when are you coming back?
Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at March 25, 2011 10:36 AM (rqm0z)
258
I love how you so eloquently described the characters of the people mentioned without demeaning their sex, sexual orientation or size.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at March 25, 2011 10:37 AM (l8uYu)
Posted by: a blonde colored merkin at March 25, 2011 10:37 AM (YVZlY)
Posted by: Jay in Ames at March 25, 2011 10:37 AM (UEEex)
I understand a need in Ace to show a little remorse. Yet i is misplaced, Media Matters has called half the country, ignorant, racist, hicks for years.
also Hillary Dems were called dried up hags, c*nts for years, so are they worthy of anything? or Meghan for that matter that uses her unlikely GOP status to rip other GOP women? I dislike misogyny personally, yet i would not apologise to these that use women , and are clear if you don't agree with the progressive slant you are not worthy defending as we saw with Palin, her daughters, Coulter, etc.. so media matters , Hypocrits, I'm so not impressed.
Posted by: willow at March 25, 2011 10:37 AM (h+qn8)
Posted by: Rocks at March 25, 2011 10:37 AM (Q1lie)
Not sure if they permit hot linking, but I'll try.
Posted by: Downscaled Upscale at March 25, 2011 02:36 PM (IhHdM)
--She could put a whole roasted chicken in that bag.
And does.
Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 10:37 AM (BP6Z1)
Me thinks... the appology was just a chance to insult her all over again... and now ACE can't be blamed for all the insults in the comments.
Nicely done.
Posted by: SA at March 25, 2011 10:39 AM (pVo2d)
Posted by: Max Power at March 25, 2011 10:39 AM (Hucnr)
Posted by: polynikes at March 25, 2011 10:39 AM (Vt8uu)
Posted by: joncelli, taking notes at March 25, 2011 10:39 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Soona at March 25, 2011 10:40 AM (4qpp3)
Ace needs to put up another post filled with the funniest comments in this thread, with the title:
Meghan, We are So very sorry about these comments. These comments do not deserve any attention and the only reason we posted these in a stand alone thread, is so we could apologize for them. Again, we are sorry for bringing these to your attention and possibly upsetting you and making you sob uncontrollably, which would probably give you 2 black eyes, and we don't want to be responsible for that.
Posted by: momma at March 25, 2011 10:41 AM (penCf)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at March 25, 2011 10:41 AM (l8uYu)
When Meghan asked her boyfriend if her jeans made her butt look big he told her no honey, it's your fat ass that makes your butt look big.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 25, 2011 10:41 AM (ZHsNw)
Posted by: mpfs at March 25, 2011 02:40 PM (iYbLN)
Not legit. Not even written well. Should have been celebrity children of politicians.
Posted by: Rocks at March 25, 2011 10:42 AM (Q1lie)
Too bad no one has taken Meggie aside and let her know she's using the wrong pair of frontal lobes to establish herself.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2011 10:42 AM (XBM1t)
gravy flavored butter!
we can put a man on the moon and have hi spd rail but no gravy flavored butter?
that sux
Posted by: Meghan McCheese at March 25, 2011 10:42 AM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2011 10:43 AM (pW2o8)
Meggy Mac?
I'd hit that!
Posted by: Bobby Brown at March 25, 2011 02:42 PM (lH6z9)
Look Brown, it's not that good.
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell, Taco Licker at March 25, 2011 10:43 AM (ZHsNw)
Languid Meghan finds pork chops, that delicate pinch of feminine spice with which she oftens flavors her interludes.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 25, 2011 10:44 AM (QMtmy)
Too bad no one has taken Meggie aside and let her know she's using the wrong pair of frontal lobes to establish herself.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2011 02:42 PM (XBM1t)
Well, if I had been called on to assess her, I would say she picked the right ones. The other ones are just silicone too, but they don't enhance her look.
Posted by: maddogg at March 25, 2011 10:45 AM (OlN4e)
Oh bummer. That's totally gonna ruin this flour thingy.
Posted by: Meggy Mac at March 25, 2011 10:45 AM (rqm0z)
Posted by: TexBob at March 25, 2011 10:46 AM (7cXE7)
Posted by: Soona at March 25, 2011 10:46 AM (4qpp3)
Pssssst! Meggy McCain has a ring implant in her lower lips. It's gold with the inscription "hit it baby!"
Posted by: Republican Party Operative at March 25, 2011 10:47 AM (ZHsNw)
Posted by: joncelli, taking notes at March 25, 2011 10:47 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 25, 2011 10:48 AM (d1FhN)
gravy flavored butter!
Posted by: Meghan McCheese at March 25, 2011 02:42 PM (BP6Z1)
Yes, yes! Deep fried, with cheese bits and mayo!
Posted by: Megan McCain's Diary at March 25, 2011 10:48 AM (XBM1t)
Ace, that's an apology worthy of Paul Newman's in The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean:
"I understand you have taken exception to my calling you whores. I'm sorry. I apologize. I ask you to note that I did not call you callous-ass strumpets, fornicatresses, or low-born gutter sluts. But I did say "whores." No escaping that. And for that slip of the tongue, I apologize."
Posted by: OCBill at March 25, 2011 10:49 AM (YJvVE)
315 i think Ace was just being sarcastic.... but if he really apologized, i'm pissed.
See post @ 281.
Posted by: maddogg at March 25, 2011 10:49 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Hank Johnson at March 25, 2011 02:47 PM (BP6Z1)
I paid for one joke and I got two. Well done.
Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at March 25, 2011 10:50 AM (rqm0z)
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 10:51 AM (f0evc)
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2011 02:36 PM (nj1bB)
damn-it. ace bastid! no more good egg comments from me!
Posted by: willow at March 25, 2011 10:51 AM (h+qn8)
they dont kno anything abt forin countries and stuff
i bet none of them knoz how awesome poutine is.
i brought a barrel of the stuff back with me from Montreal.
num num num
Posted by: Meghan McCheese at March 25, 2011 10:51 AM (BP6Z1)
Ace and us morons all need to take photos of ourselves with saaad faces and holding "We're Sorry" signs.
Didn't that work for someone before?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 25, 2011 10:52 AM (QMtmy)
Ace. Do not placate.
I would like to take this opportunity to re-affirm every mean-spirited laugh I got out of the post and comments yesterday, as well as the comments on this thread.
Posted by: DPR VIII at March 25, 2011 10:54 AM (GuGLo)
Hey my friends, you know that Meghan is an heiress to a BEER distributing company.
You might want to make nice. I'm just saying.
Posted by: Senator reach-around-the-isle McCain at March 25, 2011 10:55 AM (lH6z9)
"Incidentally, she goes after Sarah Palin as if the poor woman were a pork chop sauteed in Haagen-Dasz and Axe body spray."
That there is the funnah! Hint for MeggieMac: that would be straight from the Hot Chicks with Douchebags web site (Axe product use = autodouche), and MeggieMac strikes me as bleeth in training.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at March 25, 2011 10:56 AM (1hM1d)
Posted by: willow at March 25, 2011 10:58 AM (h+qn8)
Posted by: Reidemandweep at March 25, 2011 10:58 AM (yRsZk)
Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 11:01 AM (oVQFe)
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 11:02 AM (f0evc)
Posted by: Evil libertarian at March 25, 2011 11:03 AM (XV/Eq)
March 25....
Just got word from BK that I got the nod to be the celebrity spokesperson for this summer's DoubleWhopper campaign. Can't wait to rub it in Ace's face!!
Posted by: Meghan McCain's Diary at March 25, 2011 11:03 AM (XBM1t)
Posted by: moviegique at March 25, 2011 11:08 AM (kNN2d)
Posted by: fb at March 25, 2011 11:08 AM (G60Nl)
Posted by: grognard at March 25, 2011 11:09 AM (NS2Mo)
"In related news, Meghan McCain just got a new tattoo of a rack of spare ribs eating a burrito."
This is good stuff here^
Posted by: Jackhole at March 25, 2011 11:10 AM (+qHxi)
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Posted by: A layer of sausage and bacon desperately needing seasoning. at March 25, 2011 11:13 AM (G60Nl)
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Posted by: Johnny at March 25, 2011 11:18 AM (mhmc7)
Q: Do you like breasts, or are you a legs and thighs guy ?
A: I stay away from chicken, especially the farm raised stuff
Posted by: Jackhole at March 25, 2011 11:19 AM (+qHxi)
Posted by: S.R. Chasm at March 25, 2011 03:14 PM (eXWkJ)
Yes it is. The "she bleeds gravy" joke was already said.
Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 11:20 AM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Kingk9 at March 25, 2011 11:20 AM (YEaPg)
Ace:
You shouldn't have apologized -- the post got under MeggyMac's skin because it was true. So what if some of the jokes were not particularly funny? The progressives feel free to make any hateful "joke" and attack their opponents on a personal level: it's not just about policy differences.
MeggyMac is a useful idiot for the progressives. She just didn't like having her idiocy being paraded. She would be just another troll pounding away at the keyboard if it weren't for her daddy and she knows it.
Oh, one more thing, not only do I despise MeggyMac but I despise her old man, Juan, too.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at March 25, 2011 11:21 AM (S2+uh)
Posted by: Scott from MN at March 25, 2011 11:27 AM (dj0Wq)
Posted by: Jorge Lopez at March 25, 2011 11:29 AM (FaFnu)
Posted by: claire at March 25, 2011 11:31 AM (k1rwm)
Poor little rich girl can't buy Palin's looks, so she trys to verbally bring Palin down to her own level of attractiveness. EPIC FAIL Sorry, Megan, you don't even rate the ole "ton o' fun" barb!
If Sarah is so dumb, why don't you really try for publicity and offer to debate her sometime?
Posted by: Havedash at March 25, 2011 11:46 AM (sFD5n)
Posted by: g at March 25, 2011 11:55 AM (bC+y5)
Posted by: Mr. Fire at March 25, 2011 12:01 PM (TOk1P)
Fuck you, Ace, for not fucking breathing before you posted that bullshit, regardless of fucking funny you thought it was.
Fuck you, Ace, for posting some ridiculously funny shit, then deciding to apologize and fucking cut your own dick off and eat it in front of anybody, just cause some fucking libtards got pissed at you.
Fuck them, and fuck you.
Posted by: Eric in Chicago at March 25, 2011 12:02 PM (PET8M)
Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 25, 2011 12:10 PM (w0Ijp)
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Posted by: I'm Dolemite, bitch at March 25, 2011 12:22 PM (PET8M)
Posted by: Michele at March 25, 2011 12:29 PM (m+ooU)
I thought it was hilarious. In fact, I went right out and got a tattoo of a rack of spare ribs eating a burrito...
mmmmmm...ribs....
Posted by: MudButt at March 25, 2011 12:41 PM (GQuvi)
Not too sure about Meghan, but gosh her two chubbly lil friends sure are cute! Almost makes a guy tear up. sniff sniff
Posted by: John Boner at March 25, 2011 12:41 PM (K/USr)
Posted by: EM August at March 25, 2011 12:50 PM (zeBNm)
My youngest daughter and I have a running joke about tying a pork chop around her neck so the dog would play with her. we even came up with the idea of creating a pork chop charm necklace. Sort of a fat chick come play with me charm.
Posted by: sTevo at March 25, 2011 12:51 PM (qVR9J)
Posted by: UGAdawg at March 25, 2011 01:17 PM (/VjHB)
The amazing part was the next day Imus featured a rather unfunny comic who did an hours long appearance playing Meghan McCain. They did every misogynist fat-white-chick joke they could come up with and I'm pretty sure the "nappy headed hos" complainers let it pass.
Posted by: DANEgerus at March 25, 2011 01:28 PM (e3/KR)
reeeeeeeeeeeally bummed you apologized. Is it because it's Lent? Is that why?
Posted by: pajama momma at March 25, 2011 01:33 PM (1lqnR)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 25, 2011 01:33 PM (swuwV)
Posted by: Xasteius at March 25, 2011 01:35 PM (lGe2p)
Posted by: WINNING! at March 25, 2011 01:38 PM (NKSOm)
Posted by: WINNING! at March 25, 2011 01:42 PM (NKSOm)
Posted by: Crabby Appleton at March 25, 2011 02:00 PM (MNNZX)
(Yeah, we all know the answer to that question)
But, hey, I'll volunteer to take the hit for you, Ace. Media Matters and Meghan "Mega-Cow" McCain can quote me for the sexist pig I am: she's a vapid, untalented, unintelligent twat.
Posted by: Xoxotl at March 25, 2011 02:08 PM (CbVPH)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 25, 2011 02:21 PM (swuwV)
UPDATE: Commendably, Ace issued an apology for yesterday's post.
Also note, the Media Matters thread on this burning topic currently has all of 8 comments, so essentially no one over there really cared that much about what Ace did anyway.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 25, 2011 02:35 PM (PvLP4)
Posted by: VRWC Agent at March 25, 2011 02:52 PM (gjy1/)
God damn.
You are a such a non-confrontational nice guy reasonable wuss out that you really had me going and I hate when you get like that (which is really alot).
Because you're so much better when you're not like that.
That's fucking hillarious. That's funny enough to pay for.
Not that I'm going to pay you. I'm just saying, y'know, you should have charged me for that. Don't spill your candy in the lobby or something.
Posted by: Entropy at March 25, 2011 04:02 PM (eL+YD)
Posted by: Deanna at March 25, 2011 04:15 PM (up//R)
Posted by: cheshirecat at March 25, 2011 06:37 PM (VyNn3)
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Posted by: cheshirecat at March 25, 2011 07:17 PM (VyNn3)
Posted by: cheshirecat at March 25, 2011 07:19 PM (VyNn3)
Also... Hey, Media Matters (since I know you're reading this)! Next time you see Meghan McCain, give her a big ol' bucket of chicken from Popeye's, with some biscuits, mashed potatoes and gravy. Make sure it's a big bucket, too. It has to be enough for Meghan to get through the next two hours.
Then go fuck yourselves.
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Funny that this Troglodyte would vilify "un-bright" women in a defense of Sarah Palin, who is the Poster Girl for Un-Bright Women.
Uh-oh, Ace. Now you're a Troglodyte. It's on!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2011 09:41 AM (UOM48)