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April 06, 2011

Metaphor of the Day
— Ace

Okay, it's not a metaphor for anything. But it must be posted.

Stay with it-- it's a little too drawn-out. If you get bored skip ahead to 2:00.

Thanks to Rob.

Posted by: Ace at 07:59 AM | Comments (52)
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1 Seniors! This is what awaits you under Paul Ryan's plan!!!

Posted by: The DNC at April 06, 2011 08:01 AM (zgZzy)

2 Kloppenberg victory dinner already?

Posted by: nickless at April 06, 2011 08:03 AM (MMC8r)

3 When I first saw the title "Two Dogs Dining", I was expecting to see a vid of Rosie O'Donnell and Katie Couric eating lunch together...

This is a pleasant surprise,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 06, 2011 08:06 AM (9hSKh)

4 We are not amused.

Posted by: Teh Kittehs at April 06, 2011 08:06 AM (GQ8sn)

Look who missed the 'Early Bird'!

...it must be nice, having all that money.

Posted by: George Klompus at April 06, 2011 08:06 AM (AxX05)

6 I'd rather spend seven minutes watching a video of the blonde Scandi waitress, IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 06, 2011 08:09 AM (YvNBz)

7 It's not a metaphor, it's a pun. That was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. How they got those dogs to sit there and not snarf the food is the big mystery.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2011 08:11 AM (TMB3S)

One Madison district voted 2352 to 79 for Klop.

Good Lord.

Posted by: CAC at April 06, 2011 08:12 AM (JEVge)

9 Kloppenberg victory dinner already?

I think that is more of an insult to the dogs than kloppenberg.

Posted by: Art Vandelay at April 06, 2011 08:12 AM (kt5ZI)

10 Cute...but that's a Labrador retriever on the left, not a Golden retriever.

Posted by: Tami at April 06, 2011 08:12 AM (VuLos)

11 Lop about 4:30 minutes off of it and it would be mildly amusing. Otherwise, it's Waiting for Dogot. (Yes, try the veal.)

Posted by: joncelli at April 06, 2011 08:13 AM (RD7QR)

12 Someone needs to tell that hostess that the Nelson party has left and to give their table to someone else.

Posted by: wiserbud at April 06, 2011 08:15 AM (Ozs7E)

13 These dogs obviously have Conservative parents.

Posted by: momma at April 06, 2011 08:16 AM (penCf)

14 dogs with clothes and human hands are creepy

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 06, 2011 08:17 AM (eOXTH)

15 that's like Dog Torture!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 06, 2011 08:18 AM (SB0V2)

16 Do you want to be a part of the biggest primary moneybomb in history?

May 16th will likely be the day that all the records for a single day of fundraising in a primary get shattered. Make a pledge to be part of history.

Posted by: Dan at April 06, 2011 08:18 AM (9L1z6)

17 How do you expect me to count these votes with all this barking going on!

Posted by: Helen Keller at April 06, 2011 08:19 AM (whycX)

18 May 16th will likely be the day that all the records for a single day of fundraising in a primary get shattered.

Is that when Sarah Palin is announcing?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 06, 2011 08:19 AM (whycX)

19 A house divided cannot stand

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 06, 2011 08:19 AM (UqKQV)

20 8

One Madison district voted 2352 to 79 for Klop.

Good Union Thugs Lord.

Posted by: CAC at April 06, 2011 12:12 PM (JEVge)

FIFY

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at April 06, 2011 08:20 AM (6IReR)

21 16 Do you want to be a part of the biggest primary moneybomb in history?

May 16th will likely be the day that all the records for a single day of fundraising in a primary get shattered. Make a pledge to be part of history.

Posted by: Dan at April 06, 2011 12:18 PM (9L1z6)

I'll take Fuckwits Named Mitt for a hundred Alex.

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at April 06, 2011 08:21 AM (6IReR)

22 Hmm, May 16. Isn't that the date of the rescue flotilla for Gaza?

Posted by: Museisluse at April 06, 2011 08:24 AM (4x3qu)

23
Who wants to hear a funny story about a bus and two idiots?

No?

Fuckit, then.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Republican Whip at April 06, 2011 08:25 AM (uFokq)

24
Metaphor? You want a metaphor? I'll give you a metaphor.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Republican Whip at April 06, 2011 08:26 AM (uFokq)

That was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. How they got those dogs to sit there and not snarf the food is the big mystery.

Nah; I trained mine to wait for my permission before eating, a lot of dog owners do that.

Now if I'm not present or if food falls on the floor she figures it's fair game, but otherwise she doesn't eat her food or take a treat before I give her the OK.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 06, 2011 08:27 AM (SY2Kh)

26 Sock off, dammit

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 06, 2011 08:27 AM (SY2Kh)

27 That was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. How they got those dogs to sit there and not snarf the food is the big mystery.

The trainers beat them until the dogs obey..

Posted by: Dave C at April 06, 2011 08:28 AM (CbAFk)

28 dogs with clothes and human hands are creepy

/sobs

Posted by: Goofy at April 06, 2011 08:28 AM (YvNBz)

29 Yeah, I think we all knew Obrackets didn't train his Portugese Waterhead.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at April 06, 2011 08:29 AM (iYwUw)

30 Can someone summarize? I got 10 seconds in and was immensely creeped out.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 06, 2011 08:31 AM (pLTLS)

31
Government Shutdown, Pink Hair, and Snakes

Long story short: Girl with pink hair rides the train (the Red line in Boston) and decides to bring along her boa constrictor.

Snake disappears.

MBTA searches for snake. Eventually finds the snake.

You with me, so far? Good.

The MBTA gives back the pink-haired idiot her snake. And they present her with a bill for $650.00.

She cries! She says she can't pay it; she shouldn't have to pay it.

Guess what?

She's on DISABILITY.

WE PAID for this idiot's snake.

WE PAID for this idiot's pink hair.

SHUTDOWN THIS DYSFUNCTIONAL GOVERNMENT NOW!!!

Posted by: Soothsayer, Republican Whip at April 06, 2011 08:31 AM (uFokq)

32 >>Nah; I trained mine to wait for my permission before eating, a lot of dog owners do that. Yeah, I did too. But I didn't train mine to only eat one bite at a time. Once the balloon goes up, I never put my hands between the dog and the food.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2011 08:32 AM (TMB3S)

33 My mother breeds dogs. They will do anything for a cookie. Even allow you to dress them up like retards and feed them off a plate.

Posted by: Truman North at April 06, 2011 08:33 AM (G5JPI)

That was hilarious. Sure beats Chewie's cat in the DOOM! thread.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 06, 2011 08:34 AM (d0Tfm)

35 Long story short: Girl with pink hair rides the train (the Red line in Boston) and decides to bring along her boa constrictor.

Why did they let her on the train with this snake in the first place? Does her disability require her to carry around a boa constrictor?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 06, 2011 08:34 AM (9hSKh)

duhhh, you're doing it wrong

i now denounce myself

Posted by: korean bbq shops at April 06, 2011 08:34 AM (EOu3d)

37
Two Dogs Dining?

Don't know him.

Posted by: Two Dogs Fucking, member of fugawi indian tribe at April 06, 2011 08:35 AM (uFokq)

38
I presume the snake was in a bag and then got loose while riding the Red line with its pink-haired owner.

Posted by: Two Dogs Fucking, member of fugawi indian tribe at April 06, 2011 08:36 AM (uFokq)

39 Any plan to reduce our deficit must reflect the core American values of state-funded exotic pets and offbeat hair colorings.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 06, 2011 08:37 AM (YvNBz)

Does her disability require her to carry around a boa constrictor?

That is her disability. Either that or it's a really slow assistance animal.

Hard to keep it on a leash, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 06, 2011 08:37 AM (d0Tfm)

41
btw, that's story is fresh and true

just happened the other day

Posted by: Two Dogs Fucking, member of fugawi indian tribe at April 06, 2011 08:37 AM (uFokq)

42 ok, now that was just weird.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 06, 2011 08:38 AM (Z1jiu)

43 That bus story is so hilarious I think I'm going to start crying

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 06, 2011 08:38 AM (SB0V2)

33 Even allow you to dress them up like retards and feed them off a plate.

screw you

and i denounce myself again

Posted by: steven hawking at April 06, 2011 08:40 AM (EOu3d)

45 ot- Glenn Beck transitioning off Fox.

Posted by: Museisluse at April 06, 2011 08:46 AM (4x3qu)

46 I also like the commercials on teevee with dogs driving. Dogs are the best people on earth.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at April 06, 2011 08:57 AM (FnRYN)

47 Why did they let her on the train with this snake in the first place? Does her disability require her to carry around a boa constrictor?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 06, 2011 12:34 PM (9hSKh)

Oh, I would. I figure either it would be cool or it would be hilarious, either way, I'm game.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 06, 2011 09:55 AM (bxiXv)

48 Actually, I'm starting to get annoyed, because y'all seem to know something about something happening on a bus that I don't.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 06, 2011 10:01 AM (bxiXv)

49
... How they got those dogs to sit there and not snarf the food is the big mystery.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2011 12:11 PM (TMB3S)

easy, when you get a dog, the first rule you teach them is that YOU own everything, the couch, the kitchen counter, the food you set before them, the dust bunnies under the bed, it's ALL yours and they only get what you give them when you want them to have it, in other words, they get air unless you actively give them something else.

has to be that way all the time, everytime, anytime, it's worth the effort to have a dog you can control in any situtation.

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