1 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

2 Thin gruel indeed.

3 Is are president unteachable?

Eye C waht U did there.

4 I'm sure I heard a 'boy' in there somewhere. 

5 Yet he is succeeding where I believe he really wants,in destroying our country.

6 Lamont, you big dummy!

7 Welcome to the party, pal.

8 If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine...

9 He seems smart to Clarence.

10 Whether Obama is a citizen or not, he is still an imposter. It even still today amazes me that this country has elected a socialist president. Just amazing.

11 You just dumb, son. You just dumb.

12 Barone is one of ours, but he's so mild mannered that when he says something like this, it really packs a punch.

It's like your sweet old Baptist teetotaling Grandma telling you to "fuck off".

13 9 He seems smart to Clarence.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at December 09, 2011 04:23 PM (QKKT0)

Everybody practice this:

"Obama? Well, yes, I can see why *you* would think he's smart."

14
President Pitch-man

15 He's just missing Jim Henson's hand up his ass.  His mouth only moves with the words of other people.

This fucker makes Corky from "Life Goes On" look like a Mensa candidate.

16 Ive been saying that he's dumb for a long time. He pretends he's smart. Other people played along because smart was not the received wisdom on Bush. Now he is compared against himself and Newt freaking Gingrich compares highly favorably. Frankly that's a fundamental transformation right there.

17

From the 2008 election:

Mr McCain was booed when he  tried to sooth the crowd, defending Mr Obama as ‘a decent person and a person you do not have to be scared of as president of the United States.Â’ 

Sparkling job McCain.  You should be so proud that you lost to a SCOAMF.  What does that make you?  And now suppossedly the GOP candidates are all trying to get a McCain endorsement...why?

 

18 By now you must know that your president can never be turned from the Dumb Side. So will it be with you.

19 Three words:  Fuck Head.

20 Shhhhshhh. Don't say anything negative about the President. We might lose the election.

21 Sorry I was away so long there. I am just not finding stuff that I feel interested in posting. Posted by: Ace at 04:18 PM Screw it Ace it's friday time to break out that value-rite swill and tie one on!

22 19 Three words:  Fuck Head.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 09, 2011 04:26 PM (wMsKw)

Not in my bedroom...

23 Remember during the 2008 campaign when Obama said he would raise Capital gains taxes. The reporter told him that it was a proven fact that higher CG taxes resulted in less economic activity (ie a shrinking economy) and less real revenue to the government. Obama came straight back and said that even if that was true he was going to raise CG taxes for the fairness.

24 Its part of the Marxist strategy to not make sense. His dupe followers would much rather that he declare that the color of the sky is root beer. They crave for things to make no sense. Coulter does a better job of explaining it in her book "Demonic'. And it has its roots in Marx himself.

25 I am just not finding stuff that I feel interested in posting.

We are people of simple tastes.  Mocking the SCoaMF is always a crowd pleaser.

26 "I got three words for you Obama--shut the fuck up."

27 So in other words... Obama is a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure???

28 He knows how to out Navy SEALS and ruin mission gathered intel, is that a transferable skill?

29
follow me on clitter

30 Obama as a 3 letter word?  Unbelievably really fucking smart.

31 Liberals are more smarter than tea party people.

32 But I just read a david frum article saying that us conservatives have lost touch with reality.

33

This fucker makes Corky from "Life Goes On" look like a Mensa candidate.

 

I was gainfully employed as an usher.  What the fuck did the SCoaMF do?

34 Good thing we didn't elect that snowbilly from Wasilla. We really dodged a bullet.

35

I am just not finding stuff that I feel interested in posting.

Well, by G-d, it's time for an epic thread.  I propose:  "Cool Things About Tim Tebow."

 

36 We have a pez dispenser for a president.

37 30 ISWYDT

38 Stupid is as Obama Does. My mother always said life is like a box - you just never know who came there before you.

39 I think many liberals and democrats confuse "articulate" with "smart." Unfortunately, so do many so-called independents.

40

This is way off topic.  Gushie was left out of the limerick fest the other night, so I came up with this.  I will repost it to the ONT later.

There once was a lass, we call Gushie.

Who sported quite a nice tushy

But don't give it a pat

cause she'll quick knock you flat.

She's faster than ninja's with shushi.

 

41 It's the Marxism, stupid. Better yet, it's the stupid Marxism.

42 The left has always been big fans of style over substance.

Having the ability to skillfully deliver a speech that was written by someone else and read off a teleprompter = genius intellect.

43

I was gainfully employed as an usher.  What the fuck did the SCoaMF do?

Posted by: Corky at December 09, 2011 04:30 PM (plN+2)

Well, he MUST be brilliant because he smokescreened the world into giving him the most important job in the entire fcuking world.  I guess that makes the rest of us stupid because we weren't able to do it.

44 Is are president unteachable?

Well, there is a fundamental question underlying this one.

If you presume that Obama wants to preside over a stronger and more prosperous America, is actions indicate at best willful ignorance. He repeats the same easily predicted mistakes over and over again.

But if you don't assume that his goal is the one he nominally claims to, suddenly his actions become clearer. He weakens America, because he wants a weaker America. He divides America because he wants a divided America. He empowers a new nobility to rule with the mere trappings of representative government because he wants to fundamentally remake America in this way.

Judge the man by his actions, not his words.

45

I, like Ace, am going with 'retarded'.

Show me the transcripts, dummy. Prove to me how smart you aren't.

46 I think many liberals and democrats confuse "articulate" with "smart."

You forgot clean.

47 Without a teleprompter this guy is not articluate.

48 I think many liberals and democrats confuse "articulate" with "smart."

Unfortunately, so do many so-called independents.

Posted by: Dave at December 09, 2011 04:31 PM (Xm1aB)

I realize that, but this pile of dog shit in the White House is NEITHER.

49 I was gainfully employed as an usher. What the fuck did the SCoaMF do? Posted by: Corky at December 09, 2011 04:30 PM (plN+2) He stole ice cream from his only private-sector employer. Kind of a warning sign, wasn't it?

50 Why doesn't the RNC run the animatronic Lincoln from Disneyland in 2012? As programmable as Obama and more life-like than Romney.

51 @48 True, but this dickhead won't go into a kindergarten class without his teleprompter.

52 In a town called Osawatomie, SCOAMF demonstrated his lobotomy. Too fucking pissed off to finish the rest.

53 Democrats like to think of themselves as the party of smart people.

More accurately, Democrats like to think of themselves as smart people based on no evidence other than they like to think of themselves.

54 No, SCOAMF has been taught well. He's like David from A.I., he's been imprinted and now he's forever in love with statist bullying, union thugs...instead of mom.

55 If he's so smart, why hasn't he learned to speak Austrian?

56

 I am just not finding stuff that I feel interested in posting.

How about the whole Menorah screwup?

57 37 We have a pez dispenser for a president. Posted by: teh wind at December 09, 2011 04:30 PM (vAk4e) All this jerk-off dispenses is hundred year old flatus.

58 Is are president unteachable?

We can teach him new ways to lose.

59 46

I, like Ace, am going with 'retarded'.

Show me the transcripts, dummy. Prove to me how smart you aren't.

Posted by: Cicerokid at December 09, 2011 04:33 PM (OZf3C)

They forged birth certificates, they can forge transcripts (I keed)

60 Judge the man by his actions, not his words. Posted by: 18-1 at December 09, 2011 04:32 PM (7BU4a) I honestly believe that *Obama* did not believe he'd be able to maintain "cover" for this long. He's kind of the Sorosalinsky dog who caught the car and doesn't have a plan for what to do with it. I think the last six months of "insider discussions" have been "Wait, did they fall for it again? They fell for it? Now what do we do? Do we just keep going? Will they fall for it?"

61

Show me the transcripts, dummy. Prove to me how smart you aren't.

Posted by: Cicerokid at December 09, 2011 04:33 PM (OZf3C)

 

The transcripts arenÂ’t going to show anything different.  At that particular point in history, liberal professors were engaged in wholesale grade inflation to make up for the white, devil slave masterÂ’s oppression. 

62 56 If he was really smart, he'd learn how to speak ... Australian!

63 @62 Actually, at this point, that's the 15 trillion dollar question.

64 Well, he MUST be brilliant because he smokescreened the world into giving him the most important job in the entire fcuking world.  I guess that makes the rest of us stupid because we weren't able to do it.

Posted by: © Sponge at December 09, 2011 04:32 PM (UK9cE)

One can be very successful if one is not bounded by scruples.

65 *Sigh* I'm bored. *rimshot*

66 That's the $64,000 $6.4 Trillion question.

Posted by: Just Me at December 09, 2011 04:37 PM (phlKA)

FIFY

67 Damn Sock.

68 @67 Fuckin' eh.

69 Sorry I was away so long there. I am just not finding stuff that I feel interested in posting.

You don't love me anymore !!!!!

70 One can be very successful if one is not bounded by scruples. Posted by: AmishDude at December 09, 2011 04:39 PM (T0NGe) Uh, "scruples?"

71 57 HA!Drudge was great on that.It's still up.

72 Your transcripts are belong to us.

73 I think our Presdent is brilliant. He's so graceful and pretty. And I sure does like the creaase on his pants!!!

74 This is the reason why Obama insists upon himself by declaring everything "a teachable moment".

75

One can be very successful if one is not bounded by scruples.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 09, 2011 04:39 PM (T0NGe)

Good point.

76

President Pitch-man

Dude...  That hurts.

77 Hey, keeping those transcripts secret cost Obama a Supreme Court seat. I'm *sure* there's nothing important there. Honestly it's just a fine proof of an utterly corrupt academic system and press corps.

78 Me fail English? That's unpossible!

79

Bush, Kerry and Gore had to cough up their SAT scores so that wiseasses could put them down as dummies.

I'll be a c-note that Barky's score is the lowest of the four.

 

80 Well, it's true that Obama and his campaign worked very hard to mask his true principles, however, it was very apparent to anyone paying attention what he was all about---"I like to spread the wealth around"---before he was elected. Which is a depressing statement concerning the voting population.

81

President Pitch-man

 

Technically he's a catcher.

82 Sorry I was away so long there. I am just not finding stuff that I feel interested in posting. playing Words with Friends with Alec Baldwin

83 Election 2012 First Prize: Leader of the Free World and a chance to f*ck it up completely.

Second Prize:  A set of steak knives (and retirement with HER).

Please, please, please let it be steak knives.

84

_{President Pitch-man}

Dude...  That hurts.

Posted by: The Shamwow Guy at December 09, 2011 04:41 PM (Tz6uf)

Nah, it shouldn't.  We EXPECT you to be a douche nozzle.  Not our fucking president.

85

“ Sorry I was away so long there. I am just not finding stuff that I feel interested in posting.”

 

You would think Ace would throw up a “Hate Palin” article just out of nostalgia.

 

86 President Pitch-man

You're gonna love my nuts!

87

One can be very successful if one is not bounded by scruples.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 09, 2011 04:39 PM (T0NGe)

Ever watch "I, Claudius"?  "I've watched your career with fascination, Sejanus; it's been a revelation to me.  I've never fully realized before how a small mind, allied to unlimited ambition and without scruple, can destroy a country filled with clever men."

88 Sock off

89 But but but Matt Damon thought that Palin didn't know that Africa wasn't a country. Therefore the country was correct in not examining obama's mind, record, grades, associations, or the words he used to communicate ideas.

90

I disagree.  I think what the man has done the last year is play a pivotal role in the most sublime war of 'occupation' in history.  He's already won - he and his people have 'moved in.'  The only part left to finish is the part where he throws the American's out.  And I mean 'throws out' euphemistically.  It's coming. 

So America, are you going to do something, or are you going to just stand there and bleed?

91 *up twinkles!*

92 "Is are president unteachable?"  Really?

93

The transcripts arenÂ’t going to show anything different.  At that particular point in history, liberal professors were engaged in wholesale grade inflation to make up for the white, devil slave masterÂ’s oppression. 

Posted by: jwest at December 09, 2011 04:37 PM (8moZm)

Then why the secrecy if he got affirmative-action As and Bs?

My guess has always been that he got a bunch of Is - incomplete.  And probably actually did not earn enough credits to graduate Columbia, begging the question of how he was accepted at Harvard Law.  I think he spent his time at Columbia protesting, smoking weed, and generally being a Black Students Association leftist asshole.  There haven't been any roommates or classmates emerge to talk about him because he was never in class.  Columbia loves people like this and never expels them even if they don't go to class.  It is the American beachhead of the international Marxist movement. 

94

Life is hard.

It's a lot harder when your president is dumb.

95 95 "Is are president unteachable?" Really? Posted by: Regret at December 09, 2011 04:55 PM (dsHCR) Reely!

96 Is Ace calling me dumb?  Unpossible!

97 "Is are president unteachable?" Is are sentence has have extra verbs?

98 Well, he MUST be brilliant because he smokescreened the world into giving him the most important job in the entire fcuking world.  I guess that makes the rest of us stupid because we weren't able to do it.

Posted by: © Sponge at December 09, 2011 04:32 PM (UK9cE)

He didn't do it by himself, by a long shot.  He didn't even coordinate it.  He was just along for the ride on a donkey cart pushed by his fellow travelers, the MSM and corporate statists.

99 He didn't do it by himself, by a long shot. Posted by: grognard at December 09, 2011 05:15 PM (NS2Mo) A post turtle.

100 41

This is way off topic.  Gushie was left out of the limerick fest the other night, so I came up with this.  I will repost it to the ONT later.

There once was a lass, we call Gushie.

Who sported quite a nice tushy

But don't give it a pat

cause she'll quick knock you flat.

She's faster than ninja's with shushi.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at December 09, 2011 04:31 PM (JKNDp)

I love you man. you are awesome! Be sure to show it to Miss T!

i will see you late on the ONT! i am headed out for dads birthday party an hour away.

Oh and who DIDNT know the president was an idiot? Even my idiot lib friend who voted for him sadly admits it, and adds "crazy" and "puppet" when he says it depending on his mood. This Nov 6th speech just sort of seals it.  Hes delusional as well as crazy dumb.

101

there once was a miserable failure

with clothes from the emperor's tailor

but a stuttering clusterfuck

somehow rose above the muck

who unlike bubba is an inhaler

 

 

sheesh, limericks are tough!

102 "Did you remember to carry the bum?"  Thank you, Firesign Theatre.

103 63 Show me the transcripts, dummy. Prove to me how smart you aren't.

Posted by: Cicerokid at December 09, 2011 04:33 PM (OZf3C)

 The transcripts arenÂ’t going to show anything different.  At that particular point in history, liberal professors were engaged in wholesale grade inflation to make up for the white, devil slave masterÂ’s oppression. 

Posted by: jwest at December 09, 2011 04:37 PM (8moZm)

===

The transcripts are going to show two things -- he avoided all serious challenges, and he is really lazy.  The biggest message will be in what is missing -- the transcripts will have class after class in advancing stages of bullshit -- every single class will be about opinions.

There will not be a serious math or science class of any kind.  No chem, no physics, no algebra, no trig, no astronomy, no accounting, no biology, no geology, no ......   There will absolutely not be any evidence at all that he can apply, or understand, logic.  It will all be just bullshit in, bullshit out.

It isn't just about grades.

104

Hey, you gotta remember that the poor guy never went on a date, much less got laid, before he met Michelle... unlike those randy Republicans like Newt and Herman who no doubt porked their 7th-grade teachers.

Hell, Bammy didn't even exist before what - 1980?

105 Obama's a barely functional retard.  This was always obvious.  I guess Barone never bothered to actually listen to Obama before.  Or read any of his other speeches.  Or just heard that singularly imbecilic, "We are the ones we've been waiting for."  WTF?  Winning The Future!  WTF?  Obama is just dense.  Stupid.  An idiot.  A stooge.  The proud holder of an IQ in the mid 80s, at best.

Maybe the idiocy of turning a memorial service into pep rally just slid by many ... no one even talks about that amazingly strange and repulsive event anymore.  A memorial with T-shirts?!?!

106 Imagine this dolt in a cockpit like Bush or Perry.

107 I don't think Obama is stupid as much as I think Obama thinks we're stupid. The fact that he's trying to get re-elected by selling the country a bunch of proven worthless (or worse) plans when it's on the brink of catastrophe makes him evil, not stupid.

108 @110 - I almost agree with Obama's view of a stupid populace.  McCain was the one the GOP picked to run against him.  Obama won.  At this time Obama still has slightly more than 40% support.  That is a lot of idiots!

109 How do Dems get away with claiming the mantle of the smart people? Pretty muck every policy position they hold is plain dumb.

110 I have been quite impressive with your posts, keep up the great work.

111 You really make it seem so uderstandable with your presentation but I find this topic before really hard to understand. It seems too complicated and very broad for me.

112
I am not clear if I totally understand the full thought pattern behind this.

113 You made a few good points there. I did a search on the matter and found a good number of people will agree with your blog.

114 For a dummy he has achieved at lot.

115 teh wind -- Now I can't get the image of Obama as Pez dispenser out of my head. He's the Prez dispenser -- sticks his chin up in the air and out pops another idiotic speech.

J.J. Sefton --
How about finishing your
"In a town called Osawatomie,
SCOAMF demonstrated his lobotomy"
with
"And I can't be irater
That this would-be dictator
Presumes he can dictate the law to me."

116

"Sorry I was away so long there. I am just not finding stuff that I feel interested in posting."

 

that happens when everything is lies and propaganda... just sayin'

117
There are so much to learn from your post here, Uma, well done.

118

Polite golf claps for Obama and Biden at the Army-Navy game.

Todays game is in honor of the late great Ronaldus Magnus' birth centenniel, and the commemorative coin Obama flipped had Reagan on the Heads side.

Fwiw, Obama exuded a very relaxed smiling chatty manner while meeting the players at midfield and flipping the coin. Any American President who cant conjure up a daylong 100-watt smile for the Army-Navy game should resign in shame.

 

119 not true... this is a lie.
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