March 31, 2011
— Ace From a website called Zooborns, specializing in pictures of adorable baby animals born in zoos, baby elephant bath-time:
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Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 31, 2011 10:02 AM (EiH7n)
They would look cuter wrapped in bacon. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 31, 2011 10:02 AM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 31, 2011 10:05 AM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at March 31, 2011 10:05 AM (+lsX1)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 31, 2011 10:06 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Barry Obumbles at March 31, 2011 10:06 AM (zgZzy)
It's not like it's Caturday.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 31, 2011 10:07 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 31, 2011 10:09 AM (mEyVv)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 31, 2011 10:09 AM (swuwV)
Posted by: rightzilla at March 31, 2011 10:09 AM (SPVfc)
Oh my gosh, that was just the cutest thing ever!
We had a baby elephant born at our zoo in Seattle. She only lived 6 1/2 years and died (possibly from some sort of virus).
Posted by: runningrn at March 31, 2011 10:09 AM (ihSHD)
Obama on Libya: George W. Bush 2.0WARNING: link to HuffPuff (you know that site that sits silent while one of their contributors calls Palin cunt)
Posted by: momma at March 31, 2011 10:10 AM (penCf)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 31, 2011 10:10 AM (9hSKh)
If I buy one of those inflatable pools and fill it with water and add one 6 year old boy and maybe a couple of his friends, five minutes later I have a piece of shit that doesn't hold water.
So my boy is more destructive than two baby elephants?
Yeah, ok, I guess I can buy that.
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at March 31, 2011 10:11 AM (LFiVW)
The stupidity and ineptness of humans = my gain.
Posted by: Egyptian Cobra (formerly of the Bronx Zoo) at March 31, 2011 10:11 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at March 31, 2011 10:12 AM (9/An0)
Posted by: George Orwell at March 31, 2011 10:12 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 31, 2011 10:12 AM (EiH7n)
professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hand.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
Three students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The Middle Eastern muslim student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Ahmed replied, "Shit, from way back there I thought you said Goats."
Posted by: dananjcon at March 31, 2011 10:14 AM (pr+up)
Posted by: joncelli at March 31, 2011 10:15 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Grease hungry at March 31, 2011 10:19 AM (LSyMb)
Posted by: momma at March 31, 2011 10:23 AM (penCf)
Posted by: soldier orc at March 31, 2011 10:24 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Kemp at March 31, 2011 10:24 AM (JpFM9)
Posted by: nevergiveup at March 31, 2011 10:25 AM (0GFWk)
Scroll down. 7 jokes, then this 'game'.
Posted by: momma at March 31, 2011 10:27 AM (penCf)
Posted by: moi at March 31, 2011 10:41 AM (s7C19)
Democrat riddle:
Q: How much, in actual dollars, is the national debt as of today.
A: Ah, go fuck yourself!
Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2011 10:42 AM (SeKSx)
Posted by: curious at March 31, 2011 10:48 AM (k1rwm)
Scroll down. 7 jokes, then this 'game'.
Posted by: momma at March 31, 2011 02:27 PM (penCf)
I demand more accurate ear-physics!
Posted by: JoeInMD at March 31, 2011 11:18 AM (PIahf)
"Ace has a girlfriend. Ace has a girlfriend."
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 31, 2011 02:02 PM (EiH7n)
The last line is sung to the tune of "Neener Neener Neener," I presume.
Posted by: ExExZonie at March 31, 2011 12:11 PM (29ek1)
42 speaking of the zoo, how come they haven't found that deadly Egyptian snake yet?
Did someone mention a snake?
Posted by: Honey Badger at March 31, 2011 01:46 PM (mQMnK)
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