November 18, 2011

Midday Open Thread
— DrewM

This just in: Obama is still a SCOAMF.

Posted by: DrewM at 07:04 AM | Comments (426)
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1 FIRST!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!

Posted by: ace is a loser at November 18, 2011 07:06 AM (VPRy5)

2 It's a heavy content flow day today, I see.

Posted by: lorien1973 at November 18, 2011 07:06 AM (usXZy)

3 second!

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 18, 2011 07:06 AM (TA7PU)

4 crap

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 18, 2011 07:06 AM (TA7PU)

5 Yep. Still SCOAMF. Times 100, at least.

Posted by: Beckster at November 18, 2011 07:06 AM (VjJAc)

6 And Francisco Franco is still dead.

Posted by: joncelli, reluctant Perry supporter at November 18, 2011 07:07 AM (RD7QR)

7

Obama is still a SCOAMF.

 

Redundant we much!

Posted by: MrObvious at November 18, 2011 07:07 AM (qwhLZ)

8 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at November 18, 2011 07:07 AM (8y9MW)

9 Still an Indonesian too

Posted by: mugiwara at November 18, 2011 07:07 AM (D5hxK)

10 THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!

Posted by: Out of Now where! at November 18, 2011 07:08 AM (zyaZ1)

11 Not only is Obama a stuttering clusterf^ck of a miserable failure, but Joe Biden is an infantile bumbling moron.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at November 18, 2011 07:08 AM (b/Jxx)

12 It's midday already??

Posted by: Lady in Black: still voting for Perry (He has the best hair.) at November 18, 2011 07:09 AM (ycuSb)

13 Are we sure those Benetton ads of Obama are faked?

Posted by: nickless (yeah, still banned) at November 18, 2011 07:09 AM (VZR0+)

14

Let's not forget our new and improved AKA

Retarded Lie-Monkey!

Oh wait, is that racist?

I denounce myself heartily

Posted by: BIG ROB at November 18, 2011 07:10 AM (hr33h)

15 14 It's midday already?? Posted by: Lady in Black: still voting for Perry (He has the best hair.) at November 18, 2011 11:09 AM (ycuSb) It is in Rio (I think.) And it's after 5:00 in Algeria. If you know what I mean.

Posted by: joncelli, reluctant Perry supporter at November 18, 2011 07:10 AM (RD7QR)

16 Midday? Where?

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 07:11 AM (Xm1aB)

17 Why Darth Vader was an amazing project manager. I add this as a continuation of yesterdays "meetings" mini-rants that everyone seemed to have: http://tinyurl.com/4ylqdrb

Posted by: Errol at November 18, 2011 07:11 AM (vewos)

18 Are we sure those Benetton ads of Obama are faked? Posted by: nickless (yeah, still banned) at November 18, 2011 11:09 AM (VZR0+ And they make me want to puke and NEVER EVER NEVER BUY ANYTHING from that company

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 18, 2011 07:12 AM (i6RpT)

19 Who killed the blog?  Or did this smart military blog just devolve into open threads?

Posted by: Robert Woolwine at November 18, 2011 07:13 AM (V+ylD)

20 sickinmass, so help me, if that's anything spider or clown related I will hunt you down. 

Posted by: alexthechick at November 18, 2011 07:13 AM (VtjlW)

21 Hurry up and brin the DOOM, Monty. I have a lot of early appointments today.

Posted by: runninrebel at November 18, 2011 07:13 AM (BxTy1)

22

Or did this smart military blog just devolve into open threads?

It's pre-noon on a non-DOOOOOOM day.  You didn't think that there would be any blogging done now did you? 

 

Posted by: alexthechick at November 18, 2011 07:14 AM (VtjlW)

23 I'm sure that photo of the SCoaMF and Chavez is faked; there's no tongue action going on in it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 18, 2011 07:14 AM (ENKCw)

24

sickinmass, so help me, if that's anything spider or clown related I will hunt you down. 

There are no spiders or clowns in Alextopia?

But...but....think of the children!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 18, 2011 07:14 AM (sbV1u)

25 26 Hurry up and brin the DOOM, Monty. I have a lot of early appointments today. Posted by: runninrebel at November 18, 2011 11:13 AM (BxTy1) Monty takes Friday off from doom, so we've got to auto-doom.

Posted by: joncelli, reluctant Perry supporter at November 18, 2011 07:14 AM (RD7QR)

26 #23.  Winning.

Posted by: dogfish at November 18, 2011 07:15 AM (N2yhW)

27 Or did this smart military blog just devolve into open threads?

Posted by: Robert Woolwine at November 18, 2011 11:13 AM (V+ylD)


devolve? Bitch, where we're going, we don't need no roads

Posted by: The Dude at November 18, 2011 07:15 AM (M8yfa)

28 Last night, I tried to watch V for Vendetta but fell asleep twice. This AM, tried again and almost to the end. I'm not a big fan of these British dated fascist plots. The facists are not in power and never will be. Get over it. Now, the Marxists are the ones to be on guard for. However, it's the fox and useful idiots guarding the hen house. Anyway, couldn't figure out why people liked this so much. And Portman sucks.

Posted by: mike at November 18, 2011 07:15 AM (8tLl/)

29

Cheap nike free run sale,wish you have a happy shopping!!!

I always love it when Chinese spammers try to speak English.

Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 18, 2011 07:15 AM (sbV1u)

30 uhhhhh...

ummmm...

uhhhhh...

San Dimas high school football rules!

Posted by: Rick Perry at November 18, 2011 07:16 AM (nIoiW)

31 SCOAMFOTUS, but not for long.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at November 18, 2011 07:16 AM (epBek)

32
As usual AoS is way ahead of everyone else.

Natalie Wood was just mentioned the other day in the threads.

It's like we're prescient or something. Or really smahhht.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 18, 2011 07:17 AM (sqkOB)

33 This just in: Tommy Christopher still indistinguishable from a planaria worm.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at November 18, 2011 07:17 AM (AZGON)

34 Anyone else get a delicous thrill when you see the term SCOAMF in comments sections of other websites, including news sites?  You people are freaking awesome!

Posted by: Ms Choksondik, in the middle of a Breitbart/Perry sammich at November 18, 2011 07:17 AM (fYOZx)

35 Midday? Where? Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 11:11 AM (Xm1aB) =================================== NOVA SCOTIA!

Posted by: Nova Scotia Tourism Board at November 18, 2011 07:17 AM (jucos)

36
is this the Battle of Midway thread?


Posted by: Soothsayer at November 18, 2011 07:18 AM (sqkOB)

37

What's gonna be harder today, getting through ows protestors or Twihards?

 

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 18, 2011 07:18 AM (tKFT6)

38
I never watched Midway; I have no idea who wins, so please no spoilers.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 18, 2011 07:18 AM (sqkOB)

39 My wife has been awfully nice to me this week. Something's up.

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 07:19 AM (Xm1aB)

40 I never watched Midway; I have no idea who wins, so please no spoilers.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 18, 2011 11:18 AM (sqkOB)


sure, it's long as fuck but the flick makes for great Chirstmas viewing. Flick is awesome

Posted by: The Dude at November 18, 2011 07:20 AM (M8yfa)

41 Anyone else get a delicous thrill when you see the term SCOAMF in comments sections of other websites, including news sites?  You people are freaking awesome!

Actually, I mostly don't go to other political websites, and I almost never read the comments when I do.

But knowing such things occurs does warm the cockles of my heart.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at November 18, 2011 07:20 AM (8y9MW)

42 43
is this the Battle of Midway thread?


Posted by: Soothsayer at November 18, 2011 11:18 AM (sqkOB)

I was remembering Midway just before you said that Midday-Midway. When I was a 13 year old (girl) my dad made me go to the movies with him to see "Midway". I thought it was going to kill me. He had served in the South Pacific during WWII and couldn't figure out why I wasn't interested.

Posted by: dagny at November 18, 2011 07:21 AM (LVDiz)

43 No DOOM on Fridays? Well can ace at least have a quick meltdown? I only have a little time to kill. It's gotta be quick though. None of this three-day slow burn meltdown business.

Posted by: runninrebel at November 18, 2011 07:21 AM (BxTy1)

44 23 Enjoy

Posted by: sickinmass at November 18, 2011 11:12 AM (1rflU)

 

Highly enjoyable.  Thanks!

Posted by: Ms Choksondik, in the middle of a Breitbart/Perry sammich at November 18, 2011 07:22 AM (fYOZx)

45
Midway (1976)

Heston
Fonda
Mitchum
Colburn
Robertson
Glenn Ford
Eddie Albert's son
(all dead, btw)

Ponch (Erik Estrada)
Hal Holbrook
Dabney Coleman
Tom Selleck!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 18, 2011 07:22 AM (sqkOB)

46 sure, it's long as fuck but the flick makes for great Chirstmas viewing. Flick is awesome

My favorite Memorial Day/Veterans' Day memories were watching Tora! Tora! Tora!, Midway, and Green Berets (or Sands of Iwo Jima, depending) with my dad.  Of course, that was back when school kids got those days off, too.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at November 18, 2011 07:22 AM (8y9MW)

47 47 My wife has been awfully nice to me this week. Something's up. Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 11:19 AM (Xm1aB) A paranoid cynic would say that she wants something out of you or she's feeling guilty about her torrid affair. But it's probably nothing. Unless you're a paranoid cynic.

Posted by: joncelli, reluctant Perry supporter at November 18, 2011 07:22 AM (RD7QR)

48
Very long and boring movie for a kid.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 18, 2011 07:22 AM (sqkOB)

49 Q: What type of wood doesn't float? A: Natalie Wood *I always liked this one.*

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 18, 2011 07:23 AM (jucos)

50 Very long and boring movie for a kid.

It was?  I liked it as a kid.  I think I watched it the first time when I was 12.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at November 18, 2011 07:23 AM (8y9MW)

51 Actually, I mostly don't go to other political websites, and I almost never read the comments when I do.

But knowing such things occurs does warm the cockles of my heart.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at November 18, 2011 11:20 AM (8y9MW)

 

I'm obsessive about it.  Trying to break the habit but it's really hard. 

Posted by: Ms Choksondik, in the middle of a Breitbart/Perry sammich at November 18, 2011 07:23 AM (fYOZx)

52 If there's not some actual news soon, I'm gonna have to whip up a new batch of the lesbian pr0n haiku.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at November 18, 2011 07:24 AM (xqhoO)

53 If you want a spectacle of Romney-polishing, listen to the latest Ricochet podcast with Mike Murphy. He is the very successful former GOP consultant who on several occasions put a number of prominent Republicans into high office. Who have been some of his most notable successes? They are solid conservatives such as Mitt Romney, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Christine Todd Whitman.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at November 18, 2011 07:24 AM (AZGON)

54

55 47
My wife has been awfully nice to me this week.

Something's up.
Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 11:19 AM (Xm1aB)

Did you do something good?

Posted by: dagny at November 18, 2011 07:24 AM (LVDiz)

55 NOBAMA 2012 . . . I guess we're all racists now.

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at November 18, 2011 07:24 AM (ybkwK)

56

Because Obama seems to be doing an Asia push, beefing up our presence in Australia, sending Hillary to meet the monsters in Myanmar, etc., I have been getting just the worst kind of feelings. I fear that our Leader is trying to stick our collective dicks into the Chinese chicken. We are going to get scuffed-up knees from being dragged back and forth across the road if we are not careful. This is not a good time to be messing around very heavily in the geographic sphere of influence of our Chinese brethren, me thinks. But then, everything that SCoaMF does gives me a chill. Call it healthy Friday paranoia!

Posted by: Errol at November 18, 2011 07:24 AM (vewos)

57

There are no spiders or clowns in Alextopia?

But...but....think of the children!

Oh, yes, because I am known for being child friendly and crap. 

 

Posted by: alexthechick at November 18, 2011 07:24 AM (VtjlW)

58 I'm obsessive about it.  Trying to break the habit but it's really hard.

Actually, I mostly hang out here for the conversation.  I like politics, but the political cycle drives me nuts.  Y'all keep me (relatively) sane.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at November 18, 2011 07:24 AM (8y9MW)

59
speaking of movies...

What is the best flick for Thanksgiving Day viewing?

Sound of Music? Nope

Planes, Trains, & Automobiles? Yep!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 18, 2011 07:24 AM (sqkOB)

60

47
My wife has been awfully nice to me this week.

Something's up.
Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 11:19 AM (Xm1aB)

 

Uh oh, better go check the closet for new shoes or clothes.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik, in the middle of a Breitbart/Perry sammich at November 18, 2011 07:25 AM (fYOZx)

61 @55 Well, I feel a little guilty that my first reaction to your suggestion my wife may be having a "torrid affair" is to want to find the poor sap and warn him.

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 07:25 AM (Xm1aB)

62 What, no news dump?  How the hell am I supposed to find out what's going on in D.C?  TOTUS is out of town.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 18, 2011 07:25 AM (fecOD)

63 How about a thread concerning Herman Cain's choking up yesterday evening?

Posted by: Barbarian at November 18, 2011 07:25 AM (EL+OC)

64 "2 It's a heavy content flow day today, I see." The period isn't just used once a month here.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at November 18, 2011 07:25 AM (AZGON)

65

Something's up.

Log on to your online bank statement. I bet its lower than the last time you checked.

Posted by: Schwalbe : The © at November 18, 2011 07:26 AM (UU0OF)

66 My husband says Christopher Plummer is ghey but I think he's torturing me. Sound of Music has one of the hottest moments in movie history.

Posted by: dagny at November 18, 2011 07:26 AM (LVDiz)

67 What are all the OWS dirtbags doing today, now that their big day is over?

Posted by: observer at November 18, 2011 07:26 AM (PUFKE)

68 75 What are all the OWS dirtbags doing today, now that their big day is over?

Posted by: observer at November 18, 2011 11:26 AM (PUFKE)

Applying salves and ointments of various kinds?

Posted by: Barbarian at November 18, 2011 07:27 AM (EL+OC)

69
I think Christopher Plummer was Darth Vader's partner in Star Wars.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 18, 2011 07:27 AM (sqkOB)

70 69 @55 Well, I feel a little guilty that my first reaction to your suggestion my wife may be having a "torrid affair" is to want to find the poor sap and warn him. Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 11:25 AM (Xm1aB) I almost spat out my banana. I guess your reaction depends on whether you find the prospect of your wife messing around an insult or a relief!

Posted by: joncelli, reluctant Perry supporter at November 18, 2011 07:28 AM (RD7QR)

71 What are all the OWS dirtbags doing today, now that their big day is over?

Posted by: observer at November 18, 2011 11:26 AM (PUFKE)

Scratching?

Posted by: Nighthawk at November 18, 2011 07:28 AM (OtQXp)

72 @74 I generally don't like musicals, but my sweet mother sat me down to watch Sound of Music when I was but a wee lad, and whenever I come across it on the tube, I cannot pull myself away.

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 07:28 AM (Xm1aB)

73
I think all male Tony Award winners are gay. It's a rule.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 18, 2011 07:28 AM (sqkOB)

74 11 THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!
Posted by: Out of Now where! at November 18, 2011 11:08 AM

The Inquisition, Let's Begin ...

Posted by: Torquemada at November 18, 2011 07:28 AM (Y+DPZ)

75 "76 75 What are all the OWS dirtbags doing today, now that their big day is over? Posted by: observer at November 18, 2011 11:26 AM (PUFKE) Applying salves and ointments of various kinds?" Unfortunately crotch cheese is not an ointment.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at November 18, 2011 07:28 AM (AZGON)

76 I generally don't like musicals, but my sweet mother sat me down to watch Sound of Music when I was but a wee lad, and whenever I come across it on the tube, I cannot pull myself away.

Me neither, but that usually because I'm asleep on the couch by the 3rd word.

I really hate that movie.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at November 18, 2011 07:29 AM (8y9MW)

77 Bill, remind me to go back in time after this presentation and put a spatula full of Atomic Balm in that jock's ass crack.

Posted by: Ted Logan at November 18, 2011 07:29 AM (ENKCw)

78

My husband couldn't 1. Sign in to on-line banking 2. Wouldn't recognize new clothes shoes or even appliances

I'm usually extra nice if 1. He did something particularly well IYKWIMAITYD or 2. I see some asshole and am grateful for my wonderful, albeit clueless, man

Posted by: dagny at November 18, 2011 07:29 AM (LVDiz)

79 Dave, did you cook dinner and wash the dishes?

or maybe she wants new boots that are quite expensive?

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2011 07:30 AM (h+qn8)

80 speaking of movies...

What is the best flick for Thanksgiving Day viewing?

Sound of Music? Nope

Planes, Trains, & Automobiles? Yep!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 18, 2011 11:24 AM (sqkOB)


eww Sound Of Music.

Planes, Trains & Automobiles, Dutch and Three Amigos are the go to flicks for Thanksgiving

Posted by: The Dude at November 18, 2011 07:30 AM (M8yfa)

81 74 My husband says Christopher Plummer is ghey but I think he's torturing me. Sound of Music has one of the hottest moments in movie history. Posted by: dagny at November 18, 2011 11:26 AM (LVDiz) Wiki (yeah, I know) says he's on his third marriage and has a daughter, so I think he's probably torturing you.

Posted by: joncelli, reluctant Perry supporter at November 18, 2011 07:30 AM (RD7QR)

82  
"This just in: Obama is still a SCOAMF."

Newt, not so much.

Posted by: Random at November 18, 2011 07:30 AM (YiE0S)

83
As seen at that other place:

Beacon Power, a Massachusetts-based company that won praise from renewable power activists and loan guarantees from the federal government, has filed for bankruptcy, potentially leaving taxpayers on the hook for $43 million.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 18, 2011 07:31 AM (JYheX)

84

Well, I feel a little guilty that my first reaction to your suggestion my wife may be having a "torrid affair" is to want to find the poor sap and warn him.

Heh.  I had a bf in college that I found out was cheating on me.  My first response was oh thank god now I can dump him with no guilt.  My second was to go to the girl and ask why for the love of god, she could do so much better than him.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 18, 2011 07:31 AM (VtjlW)

85 But he just announced a trade deal with Indonesia that amounted to the largest sale for Boeing EVER. Rethuglicans are racist for not supporting Obama.

Posted by: Dum Dum the Troll at November 18, 2011 07:31 AM (lNGfM)

86

its top part is involved with eco-friendly sporting mesh

Is this about OWS diseases?

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 18, 2011 07:31 AM (XdlcF)

87 Okay, everyone can breathe a little easier now! The inventor of the first microprocessor says that the singularity, aka SkyNet, is not yet near! Whew, am I ever glad about that! Crystal Peak .... Crystal Peak ... http://tinyurl.com/7fbgv3d

Posted by: Errol at November 18, 2011 07:32 AM (vewos)

88 Gone with the Wind on AMC continuously on Thanksgiving. This will ensure my privacy.

Posted by: dagny at November 18, 2011 07:32 AM (LVDiz)

89 Posted by: sickinmass at November 18, 2011 11:28 AM (1rflU)

You're expecting that to start a flame war?  I'm pretty sure most of us agree.  The only reason I'm looking to Newt is if my only chances are him and Romney.  Because whatever else Newt is, he's a political animal, and he knows that ObamaCare is not at all popular.

So, to me, Newt is better than Romney.  But Perry is better than either (on paper, at least).

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at November 18, 2011 07:32 AM (8y9MW)

Posted by: Barbarian at November 18, 2011 07:32 AM (EL+OC)

91 Can we talk about how awesome Tim Tebow is some more?

Posted by: taylork at November 18, 2011 07:33 AM (5wsU9)

92 willow, dagny I can't remember doing anything out of the ordinary that wifey might consider "nice." I always help clean the kitchen, assist kids with homework, get the coffee ready for the next morning, and love on her sick mother who is staying with us. Maybe she upped her meds, I don't know.

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 07:33 AM (Xm1aB)

93 The King & I is my favorite musical. Yul is awesome.

Posted by: Schwalbe : The Me-262© at November 18, 2011 07:33 AM (UU0OF)

94 For all you folks jumping on the Newt bandwagon, are you really ready for a solid year of Candace Gingrich in the news?

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at November 18, 2011 07:34 AM (xqhoO)

95 94

Well, I feel a little guilty that my first reaction to your suggestion my wife may be having a "torrid affair" is to want to find the poor sap and warn him.

Heh.  I had a bf in college that I found out was cheating on me.  My first response was oh thank god now I can dump him with no guilt.  My second was to go to the girl and ask why for the love of god, she could do so much better than him.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 18, 2011 11:31 AM (VtjlW)

My sister found out in april her husband of 42 years had an affair. She clapped her hands like a 4 year old girl getting a Hello Kitty makeup set. She couldn't get rid of him fast enough.

Posted by: dagny at November 18, 2011 07:34 AM (LVDiz)

96 Gone with the Wind on AMC continuously on Thanksgiving. This will ensure my privacy.

Is TBS doing their James Bond marathon?  If so, this will ensure my privacy.

Posted by: EC at November 18, 2011 07:34 AM (GQ8sn)

97 My husband says Christopher Plummer is ghey but I think he's torturing me. Sound of Music has one of the hottest moments in movie history. Posted by: dagny at November 18, 2011 11:26 AM

He's been married three times, for over forty years to the current wife.  Maybe it's a long running sham, but probably not.

Posted by: huerfano at November 18, 2011 07:34 AM (fecOD)

98 Dave said :

I always help clean the kitchen, assist kids with homework, get the coffee ready for the next morning, and love on her sick mother who is staying with us.

hmm, she should always be nice to you .

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2011 07:34 AM (h+qn8)

99 Ha! HotAir links poll showing Newt ties with Romney in NH. Its GAINgrich, baby!

Posted by: Elize Nayden at November 18, 2011 07:35 AM (/TSnh)

100 OMG NOOOOOOOoooooooooo!

They've cancelled The Joy Behar Show!

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 18, 2011 07:35 AM (TVvXc)

101 Who keeps saying, "It's Friday!!!"?   Can't be, it is only the beginning of my Monday.............with a whole weekend of 12 hours mondays til the actual Monday next week...........

Posted by: morigu at November 18, 2011 07:35 AM (QXzRP)

102 @94 lol

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 07:35 AM (Xm1aB)

103 That "Natalie Wood doesn't float" joke was my first experience with the "Too Soon!" genre.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 18, 2011 07:35 AM (0yt4x)

104

Er, why is Midway a good Christmas movie? The battle happened in June.

Unless there's an inside joke I'm missing. Carry on.

 

You know what would make a good Christmas movie? Something about Stalingrad. Lots of joy.

Posted by: Another Stupid Typical Farking MSM Moonbat at November 18, 2011 07:35 AM (YmPwQ)

105 alexthechick at November 18, 2011 11:31 AM (VtjlW)

alex, haha, did you also give her money for aspirin, anti-depressants- or booze to help her through her bad decision?

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2011 07:36 AM (h+qn8)

106 102 willow, dagny

I can't remember doing anything out of the ordinary that wifey might consider "nice."

I always help clean the kitchen, assist kids with homework, get the coffee ready for the next morning, and love on her sick mother who is staying with us.

Maybe she upped her meds, I don't know.

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 11:33 AM (Xm1aB)

I'll have to be blunt. Were you the cause of any recent significant orgasms? That will improve my mood for several days.

Posted by: dagny at November 18, 2011 07:36 AM (LVDiz)

107

Posted by: sickinmass at November 18, 2011 11:28 AM (1rflU)

 

Newt isn't perfect and has pissed me off to the point that I've vocally declared 'he's dead to me' more than once.  All candidates are flawed in some way but in the end they're all better than what we have.  I'm still hoping for a Perry miracle.  My philosophy is vote your conscience in the primary and vote for the R nominee, no matter who, in the general. Even the great Cornholio himself, Mitt.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik, in the middle of a Breitbart/Perry sammich at November 18, 2011 07:36 AM (fYOZx)

108 "108 My husband says Christopher Plummer is ghey but I think he's torturing me." I thought he admitted he was pooching Lisl during the shoot, and was drunk half the time.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at November 18, 2011 07:36 AM (AZGON)

109 @109 willow, That's just what I've been saying for 15 years.

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 07:36 AM (Xm1aB)

110 What is the best flick for Thanksgiving Day viewing?

Bah.  Thanksgiving exists as an excuse for Dallas Cowboy Football.

Posted by: toby928© Perrykrishna with tattooed knuckles at November 18, 2011 07:36 AM (GTbGH)

111 I like pie.

Posted by: Alisa at November 18, 2011 07:36 AM (j6tnE)

112 95   But he just announced a trade deal with Indonesia that amounted to the largest sale for Boeing EVER. Rethuglicans are racist for not supporting Obama.

Posted by: Dum Dum the Troll at November 18, 2011 11:31 AM (lNGfM)

 

Bet the plant down south will still never see the light of day..............

Posted by: morigu at November 18, 2011 07:37 AM (QXzRP)

113

It's midnight in the Philippines.

Posted by: Cicerokid at November 18, 2011 07:37 AM (m0MfE)

114 It appears the morons have already gotten into the holiday spirit, looks have of them are gone.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at November 18, 2011 07:37 AM (vSiVD)

115

Were you the cause of any recent significant orgasms?

Does buying her a virbrator count as a cause?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 18, 2011 07:37 AM (sbV1u)

116 I don't care if I have to look at Candace. Look what we have now as FLOTUS ..... The combination of Jabba the Hutt and a Middle Linebacker for the and Raiders...........And I don't give a shit about Augula, let Rabbits eat that ......

Posted by: Wall-E at November 18, 2011 07:37 AM (48wze)

117 Doctor Zhivago is a Christmas movie.

Posted by: toby928© Perrykrishna with tattooed knuckles at November 18, 2011 07:37 AM (GTbGH)

118
He's been married three times, for over forty years to the current wife.  Maybe it's a long running sham, but probably not.

Posted by: huerfano at November 18, 2011 11:34 AM (fecOD)

Good, now I can tell him I've checked it out with the morons and he's full of shit.

Posted by: dagny at November 18, 2011 07:38 AM (LVDiz)

119 My wife has always joked (I think) about me having an affair--her response "As long as she helps with the laundry, knock yourself out."

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 07:38 AM (Xm1aB)

120 Dave, and you are right. I actually don't get it. maybe she realizes it now?

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2011 07:38 AM (h+qn8)

121 It's midnight in the Philippines.

Is that a counter sign?

Posted by: toby928© Perrykrishna with tattooed knuckles at November 18, 2011 07:38 AM (GTbGH)

122 Great, now I've got "The hiiiiiillllls are alive/with the sound of muuuuuuusic" stuck in my head. Somebody's going to PAY for this.

Posted by: joncelli, reluctant Perry supporter at November 18, 2011 07:38 AM (RD7QR)

123 #25 Alex - have you ever googled "Bingo the Clown"/ Just wondering.

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2011 07:38 AM (BoE3Z)

124 Doctor Zhivago is a Christmas movie. Posted by: toby928© Perrykrishna with tattooed knuckles at November 18, 2011 11:37 AM (GTbGH) Staring a Muslim

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 18, 2011 07:38 AM (i6RpT)

125

Does buying her a virbrator count as a cause?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 18, 2011 11:37 AM (sbV1u)

No, that would be an admission of failure.

Posted by: dagny at November 18, 2011 07:39 AM (LVDiz)

126 It's midnight in the Philippines. Send your camel to bed.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at November 18, 2011 07:39 AM (p7SSh)

127

Er, why is Midway a good Christmas movie? The battle happened in June.

Unless there's an inside joke I'm missing. Carry on.

Posted by: Another Stupid Typical Farking MSM Moonbat at November 18, 2011 11:35 AM (YmPwQ)


fam usually watches war flicks on Christmas and considering we've all seen it so many times, its a flick that we can pick up and drop in spurts till basketball or on the rare case football is on

Posted by: The Dude at November 18, 2011 07:39 AM (M8yfa)

128 The chair is against the wall.......

Posted by: morigu at November 18, 2011 07:39 AM (QXzRP)

129 Best Thanksgiving movie evah...... Planes, Trains, and Automobiles One of my highschool sweethearts and her mom are extras in the movie.

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 07:39 AM (Xm1aB)

130 91 74 My husband says Christopher Plummer is ghey but I think he's torturing me. Sound of Music has one of the hottest moments in movie history. Posted by: dagny at November 18, 2011 11:26 AM (LVDiz) Are you referring to the scene where he suddenly pulls Maria over his knees, hikes up her skirt and proceeds to give her a bare bottom spanking while singing "These aee some of my favorite things"? I thought that scene got left on the cutting room floor.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 18, 2011 07:40 AM (niZvt)

131 "127 Were you the cause of any recent significant orgasms? Does buying her a virbrator count as a cause?" It is the extra "r" that pushes the little man in the canoe into ecstasy.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at November 18, 2011 07:40 AM (AZGON)

132 41, the thought of you getting a thrill gives me one

Posted by: Scott J at November 18, 2011 07:40 AM (KC2BE)

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at November 18, 2011 07:41 AM (vSiVD)

134 is this the Battle of Midway thread?

Since you've given me the thread for it: will somebody get to that damn Exec on the Mil Hist Channel quickie ("Since then there have been [rolls eyes, thinks for a second] fifty-six aircraft carriers") and tell him about the Battle of the Coral Sea?

Midway was not the first carrier battle in which the ships never saw each other. As my fully-tatted, ex-battleship sailor three-trips-to-Antarctica employee used to say, kgaaawd! 

RIP Chief Pasternak

Posted by: comatus at November 18, 2011 07:41 AM (N0OTq)

135 "In the first six to twelve months of a war with the United States and Great Britain I will run wild and win victory upon victory. But then, if the war continues after that, I have no expectation of success." -- Adm. Yamamoto.

Battle of Midway: June 4-7, 1942. Six months to the day.

Posted by: Trimegistus at November 18, 2011 07:42 AM (Cf8rK)

136
I went to see Godfather Part III (yeah, the bad one) on Christmas evening when it came out.

But The Godfather is pretty good on Christmas, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 18, 2011 07:42 AM (sqkOB)

137 Are you referring to the scene where he suddenly pulls Maria over his knees, hikes up her skirt and proceeds to give her a bare bottom spanking while singing "These aee some of my favorite things"?

I thought that scene got left on the cutting room floor.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 18, 2011 11:40 AM (niZvt)

The one I was referring to was slightly more understated.

Posted by: dagny at November 18, 2011 07:42 AM (LVDiz)

138 @118 Sorry to say, no. But if she keeps this up, I'm gonna try to deliver in the very near future.

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 07:42 AM (Xm1aB)

139 "Are you referring to the scene where he suddenly pulls Maria over his knees, hikes up her skirt and proceeds to give her a bare bottom spanking while singing "These aee some of my favorite things" Finally a reason to buy a Bluray player.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at November 18, 2011 07:42 AM (AZGON)

Posted by: kbdabear at November 18, 2011 07:42 AM (Y+DPZ)

141 Best Thanksgiving movie evah......

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

Heh. Whenever I used to watch that movie with a friend of mine, his older brother would get arrested for vandalism.

Posted by: taylork at November 18, 2011 07:42 AM (5wsU9)

142 A "must read" from Zero Hedge. http://tinyurl.com/6tvhl7h Remember when I said that you no longer have a democracy, but an oligarchy? Seems someone agrees with me.

Posted by: TrueNorthist at November 18, 2011 07:42 AM (RQtDB)

143 Scratch one Flat top!!!

Posted by: morigu at November 18, 2011 07:43 AM (QXzRP)

144 Denver's offense is way worse than the SB Ravens a few years ago.  The Denver defense is nowhere as good as the SB Ravens a few years ago.  How does Tebow do it?  Hint: The AFC is pretty bad this year.

As a kid, I remember Midway as flights being called Strawberry, the crash on the carrier and first movie I saw with Toshiro Mifume (The Seven Samurai fame). 

Posted by: auscolpyr at November 18, 2011 07:44 AM (+KmL5)

145 One of the best scenes from Planes, Trains...is Steve Martin at the car rental counter.

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 07:44 AM (Xm1aB)

146 But The Godfather is pretty good on Christmas, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 18, 2011 11:42 AM (sqkOB)


Scrooged

Posted by: The Dude at November 18, 2011 07:44 AM (M8yfa)

147 Three Days of the Condor is a great pre-Christmas movie. For days after, you'll be diving for cover every time you hear a Christmas carol.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at November 18, 2011 07:44 AM (xqhoO)

148 Christmas, oh yeah the dumb fuck Panther's scheduled a game on Christmas eve.

Dumb and Dumber.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at November 18, 2011 07:45 AM (vSiVD)

149 41, the thought of you getting a thrill gives me one

Posted by: Scott J at November 18, 2011 11:40 AM (KC2BE)

 

Posted by: Ms Choksondik, in the middle of a Breitbart/Perry sammich at November 18, 2011 07:45 AM (fYOZx)

150 Oh, thank you Jeebus! I was beginning to think he wasn't...even if just for a parsec.

Posted by: WhiskeyTango at November 18, 2011 07:45 AM (lhKh4)

151 Obama had his annual physical today. While the doctor can't discuss the details of his medical history, he did say that Obama again tested positive for and still is a SCOAMF. Now just 2 more hours and i'm outta this cubicle and off to the airport. Heading back home to Colorado for 10 days! Woohoo!

Posted by: PugBoo TeaPug Jihadist and Level One Escroter at November 18, 2011 07:45 AM (ig4Pz)

152 Want some DOOM?  Here's another sign of the times:

"Breaking Dawn" Shatters Box Office Slump

Do you really want your children and grandchildren to inherit a world where sparkly emo-pires are the object of affection for tweens, teenage girls, emo-kids, and middle-aged soccer moms?  I think not!  

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 18, 2011 07:45 AM (9hSKh)

153 Great, now I've got "The hiiiiiillllls are alive/with the sound of muuuuuuusic" stuck in my head. Somebody's going to PAY for this. Posted by: joncelli, reluctant Perry supporter at November 18, 2011 11:38 AM

This may or may not help

Posted by: kbdabear at November 18, 2011 07:45 AM (Y+DPZ)

154 When Midway came out I was in junior high and our history teacher took the entire class to see it in downtown Boston in the early 70's.  Bet that never happens anymore.........

Posted by: morigu at November 18, 2011 07:46 AM (QXzRP)

155 My favorite thing to do after ODing on turkey on Thanksgiving is to OD on "A Christmas Story".

I staunchly refuse to acknowledge Christmas until after Thanksgiving (aside from having to start the choir practicing the cantata).

Posted by: Scott J at November 18, 2011 07:46 AM (KC2BE)

156

Anybody catch the Shatner "Turkey Fryer" PSA?

ROFL and I'm only half way through.

"Dingle dangler?"

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 18, 2011 07:46 AM (XdlcF)

157 How can you not watch little Ralphie and the Christmas Story?

Posted by: mike at November 18, 2011 07:47 AM (8tLl/)

158
Car rental counter scene is great. But not as good as,

"You're. Going. The. Wrong. Wayyyyy!"

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 18, 2011 07:47 AM (sqkOB)

159 Bears vs Packers on Christmas. Wish I could afford tickets

Posted by: The Dude at November 18, 2011 07:47 AM (M8yfa)

160 @167 I know I sound like a broken record year after year, but damn if Lowe's didn't have all their Christmas stuff out BEFORE Halloween! Pisses me off.

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 07:47 AM (Xm1aB)

161 10:22 a.m.: McClusky's squadron begins its attack on the Japanese fleet.
10:28 a.m.: Japan has lost the war.

Posted by: Trimegistus at November 18, 2011 07:47 AM (Cf8rK)

162 A Great Thanksgiving movie:

Oh, look, the Joy Behar Show on CNN.

(click)

*snow*

(heh)

Boy, oh yinkie boy!


Posted by: LC LaWedgie at November 18, 2011 07:47 AM (KOQBP)

163 If you want a spectacle of Romney-polishing, listen to the latest Ricochet podcast with Mike Murphy. He is the very successful former GOP consultant who on several occasions put a number of prominent Republicans into high office. Who have been some of his most notable successes? They are solid conservatives such as Mitt Romney, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Christine Todd Whitman.

I listened to that too, and grinned ruefully, as the hac.

I found it a little telling that he never mentioned candidate policy, either, only whether they could get votes. He came across as very much a political animal, as if  the only important thing was getting "this guy" into office, and whatever happened afterwards was immaterial.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 18, 2011 07:47 AM (SPC42)

164
And John Candy's response.

He makes his hand into a bottle and mocks the lady for being a drunk.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 18, 2011 07:47 AM (sqkOB)

165 Now just 2 more hours and i'm outta this cubicle and off to the airport. Heading back home to Colorado for 10 days! Woohoo! Posted by: PugBoo TeaPug Jihadist and Level One Escroter at November 18, 2011 11:45 AM (ig4Pz) Safe flight. Don't sit near the nervous guy in the keffiyeh.

Posted by: joncelli, reluctant Perry supporter at November 18, 2011 07:48 AM (RD7QR)

166

I don't care what you say, DrewM.  Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterfark of a miserable failure!

Wait.  Oh...Nevermind.

Posted by: RushBabe at November 18, 2011 07:48 AM (tQHzJ)

167 My favorite activity on Thanksgiving is to get drunk and then curse out one of my liberal relatives.

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 18, 2011 07:48 AM (i6RpT)

168 Obama says Ohio doesn't need 200,000 jobs. Why the USDA should be involved is a mystery.

"President Obama's United States Department of Agriculture has delayed shale gas drilling in Ohio for up to six months by cancelling a mineral lease auction for Wayne National Forest (WNF). The move was taken in deference to environmentalists, on the pretext of studying the effects of hydraulic fracturing."

Posted by: Heorot at November 18, 2011 07:48 AM (Nq/UF)

169 Tora! Tora! Tora! is very good. Bought the DVD when it came out, too.

Posted by: mike at November 18, 2011 07:49 AM (8tLl/)

170 Well the scene where Martin is washing his face in the motel bathroom with what turns out to be John Candy's humongous underpants. That is some funny shit.

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 07:49 AM (Xm1aB)

171 172, a couple years ago I walked into Wal-Mart. Saw Christmas stuff going up before Halloween and bellowed "what happened to Thanksgiving?!"

I was looked at as more of a lunatic than normal.

Posted by: Scott J at November 18, 2011 07:49 AM (KC2BE)

172 Is it Midway where the crippled Hellcat comes in and suddenly turns into a F9F on impact?

Posted by: toby928© Perrykrishna with tattooed knuckles at November 18, 2011 07:49 AM (GTbGH)

173 179 My favorite activity on Thanksgiving is to get drunk and then curse out one of my liberal relatives. Posted by: nevergiveup at November 18, 2011 11:48 AM (i6RpT) Mine is the stuffing!

Posted by: Barney Frank at November 18, 2011 07:49 AM (niZvt)

174 166 When Midway came out I was in junior high and our history teacher took the entire class to see it in downtown Boston in the early 70's.  Bet that never happens anymore.........

I had a teacher take the entire class to How the west was won, in CinemaScope  with three movie screens.  Weirdest shit ever.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at November 18, 2011 07:49 AM (vSiVD)

175

We usually start the LOTR trilogy over a few nights beginning Thanksgiving night. My husband looks like a viking version of Viggo Mortensen. Good times- very, very good times.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik, in the middle of a Breitbart/Perry sammich at November 18, 2011 07:49 AM (fYOZx)

176
Just like the tea party, part 2152523:

WEST JORDAN, Utah (The Blaze/AP) — Authorities say a Utah man has been arrested after throwing a Molotov cocktail at a Wells Fargo branch.

Police responded early Thursday morning in West Jordan, about 15 miles south of Salt Lake City. A bank window was cracked, but authorities say the device didnÂ’t explode.

The man arrested is 20 years old. His name wasnÂ’t released. Authorities say a bomb squad removed suspicious items from his car, but it wasnÂ’t immediately clear if they were explosive.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 18, 2011 07:49 AM (JYheX)

177 25 sickinmass, so help me, if that's anything spider or clown related I will hunt you down. 

Posted by: alexthechick at November 18, 2011 11:13 AM (VtjlW)

We all float down here.

Posted by: Pennywise at November 18, 2011 07:49 AM (NS2Mo)

178 Rick Santorum is the new George Washington.

Posted by: Glenn Beck at November 18, 2011 07:50 AM (xzLHn)

Posted by: Roman Polanski at November 18, 2011 07:50 AM (Y+DPZ)

180 "President Obama's United States Department of Agriculture has delayed shale gas drilling in Ohio for up to six months by cancelling a mineral lease auction for Wayne National Forest (WNF). The move was taken in deference to environmentalists, on the pretext of studying the effects of hydraulic fracturing." Posted by: Heorot at November 18, 2011 11:48 AM (Nq/UF) hey between that and delaying the pipeline and screwing Boeing, obama is on a roll!

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 18, 2011 07:50 AM (i6RpT)

181 I was looked at as more of a lunatic than normal. Posted by: Scott J at November 18, 2011 11:49 AM (KC2BE) In Wal-Mart? You must have been frothing at the mouth!

Posted by: joncelli, reluctant Perry supporter at November 18, 2011 07:51 AM (RD7QR)

182 "15 Are we sure those Benetton ads of Obama are faked? Posted by: nickless " Yes, they are faked. If they were real he would be bowing to the despots.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 18, 2011 07:51 AM (VW1e8)

183 @179 I always have a collection of liberal in-laws and the Southern Baptists from my side of the family, so I always wait until they're gone, and then I get smashed and cuss them all out, but mostly the liberal in-laws ("The palestinians just want their homeland back.") Makes me want to kill.

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 07:51 AM (Xm1aB)

184 "Posted by: Waterhouse at November 18, 2011 11:47 AM (SPC42)" Sadly the man is correct. Looks like Romney is the brand of ham in our future sandwich. The only real question about a Willard presidency has already been asked elsewhere: will he stay bought?

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at November 18, 2011 07:52 AM (AZGON)

185 I had a teacher take the entire class to How the west was won, in CinemaScope with three movie screens. Weirdest shit ever. if she tried that trick today, the local Casino Indian Tribe would get her fired.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 18, 2011 07:52 AM (niZvt)

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at November 18, 2011 07:52 AM (KOQBP)

187 64 .....Because Obama seems to be doing an Asia push, beefing up our presence in Australia, sending Hillary to meet the monsters in Myanmar, etc., I have been getting just the worst kind of feelings. I fear that our Leader is trying to stick our collective dicks into the Chinese chicken.   It's bad enough when he is doing his agitating here at home. .....But it gets scary when he takes it on the road, to other countries.

Posted by: ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at November 18, 2011 07:52 AM (H/0mM)

188
might as well add Uncle Buck to the list on T-Day, too


Posted by: Soothsayer at November 18, 2011 07:52 AM (sqkOB)

189 I listened to that too, and grinned ruefully, as the hac.

Well, that was weird. I was going to write "as the hack writers, such as myself, put it".

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 18, 2011 07:53 AM (SPC42)

190 The only real question about a Willard presidency has already been asked elsewhere: will he stay bought? Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at November 18, 2011 11:52 AM (AZGON) Depends which way the winds are blowing. If we manage to keep Congress conservative then, why, yes, of course he will!

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 18, 2011 07:53 AM (niZvt)

191 In some positive news among all the DOOM lately I've been getting job interviews.

The doom part is I'm likely going to take a 5-10K salary haircut to escape this hellhole.

Honestly my current salary is probably a bit of a bubble. They paid dearly to get me to come back 6 months after downsizing me a few years ago.

Posted by: Scott J at November 18, 2011 07:53 AM (KC2BE)

192 Nothing says Christmas around my house more than sitting down and viewing "Rambo, First Blood Part I" again. Best. Movie. EVER!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 18, 2011 07:54 AM (jucos)

193 There's some good harmony near the end of "Do Re Mi".

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 18, 2011 07:54 AM (SPC42)

194
I thought he admitted he was pooching Lisl during the shoot, and was drunk half the time.






Plummer as Moron Emeritus?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 18, 2011 07:54 AM (G+B5p)

195 193, indeed. I'm usually ill that I'm forced to set foot in a Wal-Mart in the first place. Usually means I'm out of options.

Posted by: Scott J at November 18, 2011 07:54 AM (KC2BE)

196 It was long ago settled on this blog:  Die Hard is the greatest Christmas movie ever made.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at November 18, 2011 07:55 AM (OBDWE)

197 77
I think Christopher Plummer was Darth Vader's partner in Star Wars.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 18, 2011 11:27 AM

He was General Ch'ang, the Shakespeare quoting Klingon badass in Star Trek VI : The Undiscovered Country

Posted by: kbdabear at November 18, 2011 07:55 AM (Y+DPZ)

198 My 17-year-old came home from Wal-Mart last Christmas season with a boxed collection of John Wayne classics. I am so proud of that boy.

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 07:55 AM (Xm1aB)

199
speaking of battle flicks...

Iron Clad (2010) is pretty good. Worth a rent if you like decapitations and slashing.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 18, 2011 07:55 AM (sqkOB)

200 So Joy Behar's talk show gets cancelled.  I guess her viewership was too busy at OWS events throughout the country.

Posted by: Cheri at November 18, 2011 07:55 AM (G+Wff)

201 "41 Anyone else get a delicous thrill when you see the term SCOAMF in comments sections of other websites, including news sites? " I'm looking forward to seeing t-shirts. If a bunch of t-shirts emblazoned with "SCOAMF" were left at Zucrappy Park and other places where homeless and assorted deadbeats hang out, think we'd start seeing a lot of people promoting our agenda?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 18, 2011 07:55 AM (VW1e8)

202 204 Nothing says Christmas around my house more than sitting down and viewing "Rambo, First Blood Part I" again. Best. Movie. EVER!

Best Christmas movie ever is Die Hard. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 18, 2011 07:56 AM (9hSKh)

203 177 Now just 2 more hours and i'm outta this cubicle and off to the airport. Heading back home to Colorado for 10 days! Woohoo! Posted by: PugBoo TeaPug Jihadist and Level One Escroter at November 18, 2011 11:45 AM (ig4Pz) Safe flight. Don't sit near the nervous guy in the keffiyeh. Posted by: joncelli, reluctant Perry supporter at November 18, 2011 11:48 AM (RD7QR) Or a sweating and nervous Sonny Bono who clutches and won't give up the briefcase on his lap. Since we were bringing up movies from the 70s

Posted by: PugBoo TeaPug Jihadist and Level One Escroter at November 18, 2011 07:56 AM (ig4Pz)

204

I'm having one of those days where the fact that my clothes are on right side out and not backwards is a major accomplishment.

 

I'm now over-qualified for a job in the current White House!

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 18, 2011 07:56 AM (XdlcF)

205
He was General Ch'ang, the Shakespeare quoting Klingon badass in Star Trek VI : The Undiscovered Country

Ah yes, one of the better Star Trek movies. He played a good gay Klingon, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 18, 2011 07:57 AM (sqkOB)

206 208, the entire soundtrack being an adaptation of Beethoven's 9th helps with that.

Posted by: Scott J at November 18, 2011 07:57 AM (KC2BE)

207

This blog is startung to look like the farmers who receive ethanol subsidies.  Get paid not to grow food.  You know, wake up at the crack of noon, look around outside, make sure there's no food growing, and go back to bed!

Posted by: Truman North at November 18, 2011 07:57 AM (I2LwF)

208 208 It was long ago settled on this blog:  Die Hard is the greatest Christmas movie ever made.

Agreed.    Sharing mind-thoughts!

I heard this joke awhile ago -

If you're a liberal, your favorite Christmas movie is "Miracle on 33rd Street".

If you're a conservative, your favorite Christmas movie is "It's a Wonderful Life".

If you're a right-wing extremist, your favorite Christmas movie is "Die Hard".

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 18, 2011 07:57 AM (9hSKh)

209 I'm sorry, but the best Christmas movie ever is....Christmas Vacation. Hands down.

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 07:58 AM (Xm1aB)

210 The George C. Scott version of A Christmas Carol is IMO the best ever made. I just think they blew the opportunity to have the maid that walks in on him after he wakes up Christmas morning sport a garter belt with hose and a pushup bra.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 18, 2011 07:58 AM (niZvt)

211 hey between that and delaying the pipeline and screwing Boeing, obama is on a roll! Posted by: nevergiveup at November 18, 2011 11:50 AM

Wait till I shut down the Bakken field in North Dakota!

I told Petrobas Brazil that we'd be their biggest customer

Posted by: King Barry the SCOAMF at November 18, 2011 07:58 AM (Y+DPZ)

212 If a bunch of t-shirts emblazoned with "SCOAMF" were left at Zucrappy Park and other places where homeless and assorted deadbeats hang out, think we'd start seeing a lot of people promoting our agenda?

I virtually guarantee it.  If you gave out SCOAMF t-shirts with a tuna sandwich, every homeless guy in the neighborhood would wear one.

And to get the OWS crowd to wear them, you just lie about what SCOAMF stands for.  Someone here suggested an alternate translation that would get leftards to use the term, but I don't remember (now) what it was.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at November 18, 2011 07:58 AM (8y9MW)

213 Congrats to the Army's Advanced Hypersonic Weapon program people! Show those DARPA folks how to roll!

Posted by: Errol at November 18, 2011 07:58 AM (vewos)

214 Tora! Tora! Tora! is very good.

I'm not sure it's right for Thanksgiving.  Maybe for 9/11.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 18, 2011 07:58 AM (TVvXc)

215 179 My favorite activity on Thanksgiving is to get drunk and then curse out one of my liberal relatives.

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 18, 2011 11:48 AM (i6RpT)

 

You're living one of my fantasies. Someday...

Posted by: Ms Choksondik, in the middle of a Breitbart/Perry sammich at November 18, 2011 07:59 AM (fYOZx)

Posted by: Barbarian at November 18, 2011 07:59 AM (EL+OC)

217 Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 18, 2011 11:57 AM (9hSKh) What if your favorite Christmas movie is Night of the Living Dead?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 18, 2011 07:59 AM (niZvt)

218 Someone here suggested an alternate translation that would get leftards to use the term, but I don't remember (now) what it was.

I think it was Supreme Commander of American Military Forces.

Posted by: toby928© Perrykrishna with tattooed knuckles at November 18, 2011 07:59 AM (GTbGH)

219 I'm sorry, but the best Christmas movie ever is....Christmas Vacation.

Die Hard.  What kind of heathen are you?

Posted by: alexthechick at November 18, 2011 08:00 AM (VtjlW)

220 Is Barky actually trying to take credit for the Boeing/Lion Air deal?

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 18, 2011 08:00 AM (SPC42)

221 In the early 90s, Bennentton also pulled some crap with photos of death row inmates looking all saintly. Puke

Posted by: mike at November 18, 2011 08:00 AM (8tLl/)

222 No NBA during the Thanksgiving holidays. I'm sure people won't be able to survive. Best Christmas movie is the Battle of the Bulge.

Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at November 18, 2011 08:00 AM (ee1NQ)

223

177 Now just 2 more hours and i'm outta this cubicle and off to the airport. Heading back home to Colorado for 10 days! Woohoo!
Posted by: PugBoo TeaPug Jihadist and Level One Escroter at November 18, 2011 11:45 AM (ig4Pz)

I am on the western slope....where is your home?

Posted by: Cheri at November 18, 2011 08:00 AM (G+Wff)

224 #221  Unfortunately the worst of the Vacation movies.

Posted by: dogfish at November 18, 2011 08:00 AM (N2yhW)

225 My wife always watches CNN Headline News.  Anyway, they wee doing a story about soldiers separated from their families.  The caption stated that a particular soldier was "surfing" in Kuwait. 

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 18, 2011 08:00 AM (TVvXc)

226 My favorite activity on Thanksgiving is to get drunk and then curse out one of my liberal relatives. Posted by: nevergiveup at November 18, 2011 11:48 AM (i6RpT) You're living one of my fantasies. Someday... Posted by: Ms Choksondik, in the middle of a Breitbart/Perry sammich at November 18, 2011 11:59 AM (fYOZx) Well I do end up eating some meals outside on the stoop with the dog ( better company anyway ) and it also cuts down on all those annoying wedding invitations and presents

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 18, 2011 08:00 AM (i6RpT)

227 Battle of the Bulge comes after the holiday season, for sure.

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 08:01 AM (Xm1aB)

228
You're doing it wrong!

You're not supposed to watch Christmas-themed movies on Christmas. You watch them on T-Day to get into the Christmas/family spirit.

On Christmas Day you watch Action flicks to blow off steam built up from all the Christmas/family spirit.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Guide To Life at November 18, 2011 08:01 AM (sqkOB)

229 @221

Absolutely, unless you want to go with the old classics, like "It's a wonderful Life" the socialist dream movie.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at November 18, 2011 08:01 AM (vSiVD)

230 And to get the OWS crowd to wear them, you just lie about what SCOAMF stands for. Someone here suggested an alternate translation that would get leftards to use the term, but I don't remember (now) what it was. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at November 18, 2011 11:58 AM (8y9MW) =============================== Super Cool Obama, Adios Mother Fucker

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 18, 2011 08:02 AM (jucos)

231 My oldest son has turned me on to Big Bang Theory. Funny show, I can't stop watching it now.

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 08:02 AM (Xm1aB)

232 '152 Anybody catch the Shatner "Turkey Fryer" PSA?' What would Thanksgiving be without brave men risking self immolation in order to provide a tasty turkey for their loved ones.?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 18, 2011 08:03 AM (VW1e8)

233 Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 18, 2011 11:57 AM (9hSKh)

Reminds me of a Political Views test.

Imagine you're walking down a city street at night, and some guy tries to mug you.  What's your reaction.

Now, compare that with these options to determine your political leanings:

Democrat: "Give the guy money.  Pay for a bus pass."
Republican: Blam.
Southern Republican: Blam. Blam. Blam. Blam. Blam. Blam. Blam. Blam. Blam. Click. Slide. Click.  Blam. Blam. Blam. Blam. Blam. Blam. Blam. Blam.  "Nice grouping, daddy!"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at November 18, 2011 08:03 AM (8y9MW)

234 @228 Charles Darwin, please pick up the white courtesy phone... Right past your liver and into your brain. How dumb can you get?

Posted by: Secundus at November 18, 2011 08:03 AM (BLP8y)

235

177 Now just 2 more hours and i'm outta this cubicle and off to the airport. Heading back home to Colorado for 10 days! Woohoo!
Posted by: PugBoo TeaPug Jihadist and Level One Escroter at November 18, 2011 11:45 AM (ig4Pz)

I am on the western slope....where is your home?

Posted by: Cheri at November 18, 2011 12:00 PM (G+Wff)

I'm on the Western Slope.  I live in Grand Junction, work throughout the 7th Judicial District; i.e., Delta, Montrose, Gunnison etc.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 18, 2011 08:03 AM (TVvXc)

236 My favorite activity on Thanksgiving is the drive home.

Posted by: Jimmah at November 18, 2011 08:03 AM (vLzK5)

237 221
I'm sorry, but the best Christmas movie ever is....Christmas Vacation.

Hands down.

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 11:58 AM (Xm1aB)

 

So much awesome in that one.  Every year, I get baked, put that DVD in and wrap presents in the floor in front of the tv.  It's one of my favorite traditions.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik, in the middle of a Breitbart/Perry sammich at November 18, 2011 08:04 AM (fYOZx)

238 228 New Teen Craze...Vodka soaked tampons and butt bongs Posted by: Barbarian at November 18, 2011 11:59 AM (EL+OC) Hah! We were just discussing alternate Valu-Rite delivery methods yesterday. Once again AoSHQ is at the forefront of societal decay!

Posted by: joncelli, reluctant Perry supporter at November 18, 2011 08:04 AM (RD7QR)

239 @250 Good times, good times. I love when cousin eddie let's slip he and his family will be leaving clark's house in a month.

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 08:05 AM (Xm1aB)

240 I always "have" to work the Friday after Thanksgiving.  At least one less day that I have to spend at my inlaws.

Posted by: toby928© Perrykrishna with tattooed knuckles at November 18, 2011 08:05 AM (GTbGH)

241
there's a good theme

Present-Wrapping Movies/Shows

#1: Charlie Brown's Christmas

#2?

Posted by: soothie at November 18, 2011 08:06 AM (sqkOB)

242 My favorite Memorial Day/Veterans' Day memories were watching Tora! Tora! Tora!, Midway, and Green Berets (or Sands of Iwo Jima, depending) with my dad.  Of course, that was back when school kids got those days off, too.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther)

Agreed but there is one missing.  The Gallant Hours with Cagney as Halsey. 

Posted by: mpfs, I'll Save a Horse & Ride Rick Perry at November 18, 2011 08:06 AM (iYbLN)

243 150 @118

Sorry to say, no.

But if she keeps this up, I'm gonna try to deliver in the very near future.

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 11:42 AM (Xm1aB)

Well get moving! No wonder she's normaly cranky. That's the only way to keep a lady nice.

My church keeps playing the theme to die hard as a hymn. At least it amuses me and makes time fly!

Posted by: dagny at November 18, 2011 08:06 AM (LVDiz)

244 249 My favorite activity on Thanksgiving is the drive home.

Posted by: Jimmah at November 18, 2011 12:03 PM (vLzK5)


What did I do to piss you off?

Posted by: Mr Nap at November 18, 2011 08:06 AM (vSiVD)

245 Hah! We were just discussing alternate Valu-Rite delivery methods yesterday. Once again AoSHQ is at the forefront of societal decay!

Posted by: joncelli, reluctant Perry supporter at November 18, 2011 12:04 PM (RD7QR)

I'm impressed.


Posted by: Barbarian at November 18, 2011 08:06 AM (EL+OC)

246 221  Unfortunately the worst of the Vacation movies.

Posted by: dogfish at November 18, 2011 12:00 PM (N2yhW)

 

AHEM!

Posted by: European Vacation at November 18, 2011 08:06 AM (fYOZx)

247

I'm on the Western Slope.  I live in Grand Junction, work throughout the 7th Judicial District; i.e., Delta, Montrose, Gunnison etc.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 18, 2011 12:03 PM (TVvXc)

I am in GJ as well.  I guess we'll have to plan a moron meet-up here

 

Posted by: Cheri at November 18, 2011 08:07 AM (G+Wff)

248
#2: Rudolph

Posted by: soothie at November 18, 2011 08:07 AM (sqkOB)

249 My wife just threatened me with sex tonight.

Posted by: Truman North at November 18, 2011 08:07 AM (I2LwF)

250 One late Christmas Eve several years ago when the kiddies were in bed, I was wrapping and drinking. My friends let me borrow Bad Santa so I slipped it in the DVD player. Disturbing. Movie. Had to turn it off. I couldn't believe I had discovered a threshold I wasn't willing to cross.

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 08:07 AM (Xm1aB)

251

Nothing says Christmas around my house more than sitting down and viewing "Rambo, First Blood Part I

I had a Yamaha XT-250 like he stole borrowed in the movie. Pissed me off that they dubbed in a whiny 2-stroke engine sound instead of the awesome thumping 4-stroke it had.

Posted by: Schwalbe : The Me-262© at November 18, 2011 08:07 AM (UU0OF)

252 The real Maria Von Trapp: Though she was a caring and loving person, Maria wasn't always as sweet as the fictional Maria. She tended to erupt in angry outbursts consisting of yelling, throwing things, and slamming doors. Her feelings would immediately be relieved and good humor restored, while other family members, particularly her husband, found it less easy to recover. In her 2003 interview, the younger Maria confirmed that her stepmother "had a terrible temper. . . . And from one moment to the next, you didn't know what hit her. We were not used to this. But we took it like a thunderstorm that would pass, because the next minute she could be very nice."

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 18, 2011 08:07 AM (VW1e8)

253
the third best movie for wrapping presents:

Unforgiven

Because deserve's got nuthin to do with it.

Posted by: soothie at November 18, 2011 08:07 AM (sqkOB)

254 there's a good theme

Present-Wrapping Movies/Shows

#1: Charlie Brown's Christmas

#2?
Posted by: soothie at November 18, 2011 12:06 PM (sqkOB)

classic Rankin & Bass Christmas specials

Posted by: The Dude at November 18, 2011 08:08 AM (M8yfa)

255 I hope whoever gave Beverly D'Angelo that blouse with the cleavage gap in Christmas Vacation won the Oscar for Best Costume.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 18, 2011 08:08 AM (SPC42)

256 I am a bad boy.

A local TV News had a 'dance-off' between 4 area high school dance teams.  One of the teams is from the high school in town.  Yesterday they had on-line voting for the winner.  The voting script had a 'one vote only per browser' rule on it, so when you refresh, voting was turned off

Short story long, I made my own webpage on my computer to allow me to vote the Chicago way--early and often.  My HS won in a very close race.

Yeah me.

Posted by: CUS at November 18, 2011 08:08 AM (84pE9)

257 Well 'Miracle on 34th Street" is THE Thanksgiving movie, but only the Natalie Wood Version. And speaking of Wood, it seems the Capt. of her Boat now says her husband killed her.

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 18, 2011 08:08 AM (i6RpT)

258

Does buying her a virbrator count as a cause?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 18, 2011 11:37 AM (sbV1u)

No, that would be an admission of failure.

Posted by: dagny

dagny, that is an epic failure.

Failure is when you buy her a vibrator, not a virbrator.

Posted by: mpfs, I'll Save a Horse & Ride Rick Perry at November 18, 2011 08:09 AM (iYbLN)

259 Dave, regarding relatives at Thanksgiving, some disk jockey was joking the other day about stuffing the turkey with prozac.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 18, 2011 08:09 AM (VW1e8)

260 What if your favorite Christmas movie is Night of the Living Dead?

Oh boy...

You're a latent liberal?    After all, Romeo uses zombies as a metaphor for what he saw as rampant consumerism, although that wasn't as apparent in Night of the Living Dead as it was in Dawn of the Dead

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 18, 2011 08:09 AM (9hSKh)

261
classic Rankin & Bass Christmas specials

Rudolph
Santa Claus is Coming to Town
The Year Without Santa Claus

Classics

Posted by: soothie at November 18, 2011 08:10 AM (sqkOB)

262 263 My wife just threatened me with sex tonight. Posted by: Truman North at November 18, 2011 12:07 PM (I2LwF) Take it like a man.

Posted by: joncelli, reluctant Perry supporter at November 18, 2011 08:10 AM (RD7QR)

263 270, David Axlerod on line 1 for you.

Posted by: Scott J at November 18, 2011 08:10 AM (KC2BE)

264
  Friday has no significance beyond being just another day to enjoy retirement.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 18, 2011 08:10 AM (SAMxH)

265 263 My wife just threatened me with sex tonight.

Posted by: Truman North at November 18, 2011 12:07 PM (I2LwF)


If it lasts more than four hours, brag.

Posted by: Mr Viagra at November 18, 2011 08:10 AM (vSiVD)

266 What's amatter Truman? Laziness or sports viewing addiction?

Posted by: dagny at November 18, 2011 08:11 AM (LVDiz)

267 @273 Cyanide would be better. I eat ham.

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 08:11 AM (Xm1aB)

268 Egypt in Full Muzzie Mode for Xmas. Way to go obama. Another foreign policy victory for the dear leader

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 18, 2011 08:11 AM (i6RpT)

269 I enjoy Patton or Planes, Trains, and Automobiles on Thanksgiving.  Christmas viewing starts on Dec 1.  Christmas day is usually the Albert Finney "Scrooge" and A Christmas Story.  Lord of the Rings happens in December too, as that is when each movie came out and it now has that connotation for me.

Die Hard is great for a week before, as are all of the Rankin/Bass specials.

We usually have to watch both versions of the Grinch.


Posted by: grognard at November 18, 2011 08:11 AM (NS2Mo)

270 Agreed but there is one missing.  The Gallant Hours with Cagney as Halsey.

My dad isn't much of a Cagney fan.  Also, there are only so many hours in a day, and we did have other things to do.

My favorite one now is We Were Soldiers.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at November 18, 2011 08:11 AM (8y9MW)

271

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 18, 2011 12:09 PM (9hSKh)


and? Night, Dawn and Day are still awesome, even Bub

Posted by: The Dude at November 18, 2011 08:12 AM (M8yfa)

272 You're a latent liberal?    After all, Romeo uses zombies as a metaphor for what he saw as rampant consumerism, although that wasn't as apparent in Night of the Living Dead as it was in Dawn of the Dead

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 18, 2011 12:09 PM (9hSKh)

 

I just watch them for the gore and screaming.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik, in the middle of a Breitbart/Perry sammich at November 18, 2011 08:12 AM (fYOZx)

273 @280 Laziness OR sports viewing addiction? There's a difference?

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 08:12 AM (Xm1aB)

274 100 Cain chokes up.
_________

Did he have a chalkboard?

Posted by: Anachronda at November 18, 2011 08:12 AM (NmR1a)

275 No, no - European Vacation was Citizen Kane compared to Vegas Vacation, *sighs*.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 18, 2011 08:12 AM (9hSKh)

276   198 The Les Nessman tribute

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at November 18, 2011 11:52 AM (KOQBP

 

LMAO!!!  Got to watch the WKRP Thanksgiving episode every Turkey day...

Posted by: morigu at November 18, 2011 08:12 AM (wZo8H)

277 Ah the burning log. It do bring back memories

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 18, 2011 08:13 AM (i6RpT)

278 266 The real Maria Von Trapp: Though she was a caring and loving person, Maria wasn't always as sweet as the fictional Maria. She tended to erupt in angry outbursts consisting of yelling, throwing things, and slamming doors. Her feelings would immediately be relieved and good humor restored, while other family members, particularly her husband, found it less easy to recover. In her 2003 interview, the younger Maria confirmed that her stepmother "had a terrible temper. . . . And from one moment to the next, you didn't know what hit her. We were not used to this. But we took it like a thunderstorm that would pass, because the next minute she could be very nice." Posted by: nerdygirl at November 18, 2011 12:07 PM (VW1e So you're saying, once a month she had periods?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 18, 2011 08:13 AM (niZvt)

279 Drew, something happened to ace? Something we should know about? Is there a hobo somewhere clothed in ewok pelt now?

Posted by: Elize Nayden, Newtist at November 18, 2011 08:14 AM (/TSnh)

280 Update from OWS in San Fran:

"They paused to scream at the walls of a Citibank branch."

I remember when that would have been seen as a bad thing.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 18, 2011 08:14 AM (TVvXc)

281 classic Rankin & Bass Christmas specials Posted by: The Dude at November 18, 2011 12:08 PM (M8yfa) Which one is it that depicts the origins of Santa? It has a Bing Crosby puppet as the narrator. Anyway, it also depicts the young Mrs. Claus as a stacked redhead in a tight dress. I remember having some impure thoughts about that.

Posted by: joncelli, reluctant Perry supporter at November 18, 2011 08:14 AM (RD7QR)

282

Posted by: The Dude at November 18, 2011 12:12 PM (M8yfa)

Ah, you're right - those are good classic horror flicks, it's just that once I fully realized what Romeo was aiming for there symbolically, it kinda made the films a bit unwatchable for me.  But as they say, different strokes for different folks and all that...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 18, 2011 08:14 AM (9hSKh)

283 On the subject of movies, someone on this blog recommended "Taking Chance" with Kevin Bacon playing a marine officer who accompanies the body of a marine killed in action to his home town. Whoever recommended that movie, big thanks, I was completely unaware of it. It made me cry.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 18, 2011 08:14 AM (VW1e8)

284 287 @280

Laziness OR sports viewing addiction?

There's a difference?

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 12:12 PM (Xm1aB)

If you're not lazy, you can manage halftime.

Posted by: dagny at November 18, 2011 08:14 AM (LVDiz)

285
Santa Claus is Coming To Town

young Mrs Claus is hot

Posted by: soothie at November 18, 2011 08:14 AM (sqkOB)

286 I always check out the youtube of Bing Crosby and David Bowie singing the Little Drummer Boy duet. Gets me in the spirit.

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 08:15 AM (Xm1aB)

287 So have we been called bigots yet today for not being all in for Romney?

Posted by: buzzion at November 18, 2011 08:15 AM (GULKT)

288

Anyone here ever cooked a "Turdurken"?

A de-boned turkey stuffed with a de-boned duck, stuffed with a de-boned chicken.

Posted by: Cheri at November 18, 2011 08:15 AM (G+Wff)

289 295, "Santa Claus is Coming To Town"

One of my childhood favorites that I'm trying to get my kids into now.

Posted by: Scott J at November 18, 2011 08:15 AM (KC2BE)

290 248 177 Now just 2 more hours and i'm outta this cubicle and off to the airport. Heading back home to Colorado for 10 days! Woohoo! Posted by: PugBoo TeaPug Jihadist and Level One Escroter at November 18, 2011 11:45 AM (ig4Pz) I am on the western slope....where is your home? Posted by: Cheri at November 18, 2011 12:00 PM (G+Wff) I'm on the Western Slope.  I live in Grand Junction, work throughout the 7th Judicial District; i.e., Delta, Montrose, Gunnison etc. On the foothills in Golden. The SCOAMF found out I was doing well and happy. So he started cutting stuff. So now I work away from home in DFW.

Posted by: PugBoo TeaPug Jihadist and Level One Escroter at November 18, 2011 08:15 AM (ig4Pz)

291 280 What's amatter Truman? Laziness or sports viewing addiction?   I don't want to besmirch anybody.  I just don't like being threatened with anything.

Posted by: Truman North at November 18, 2011 08:15 AM (I2LwF)

292 Star Wars Holiday Special

Posted by: bernverdnardo at November 18, 2011 08:15 AM (xXhWA)

293 Truman. do it to for me.

Posted by: mpfs, I'll Save a Horse & Ride Rick Perry at November 18, 2011 08:15 AM (iYbLN)

294 289 No, no - European Vacation was Citizen Kane compared to Vegas Vacation, *sighs*.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 18, 2011 12:12 PM (9hSKh)

 

The hills are alive, with the sound of Griswalddddd. That is a good scene with Clark spinning around in lederhosen but there aren't many others.  The kids are just SO ANNOYING in European Vacation. And Vegas Vacation does suck too.  I always forget about that one.  They both suck.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik, in the middle of a Breitbart/Perry sammich at November 18, 2011 08:16 AM (fYOZx)

Posted by: Truman North at November 18, 2011 08:16 AM (I2LwF)

296
Fred Astaire is narrator/postman.
Mickey Rooney is Kris Kringle

Posted by: soothie at November 18, 2011 08:16 AM (sqkOB)

297 Gets me in the spirit.

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 12:15 PM (Xm1aB)


of getting drink and beating girls?

Posted by: The Dude at November 18, 2011 08:16 AM (M8yfa)

298 On the subject of movies, someone on this blog recommended "Taking Chance" with Kevin Bacon playing a marine officer who accompanies the body of a marine killed in action to his home town.

I do have the DVD at home.  (note to self) I should watch it sometime.

Posted by: CUS at November 18, 2011 08:17 AM (84pE9)

299

Movies for Christmas? 1941 with Candy, Akroyd, Belushi, Pickens...

"Hey you! Get in the back of the tank!"

Posted by: Cicerokid at November 18, 2011 08:17 AM (m0MfE)

300 @298 Oh come on, halftime is when I go pee, make another sammich, and restock the mini fridge next to the recliner with beer. That takes some time!

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 08:17 AM (Xm1aB)

301

Anyone here ever cooked a "Turdurken"?

A de-boned turkey stuffed with a de-boned duck, stuffed with a de-boned chicken.

Posted by: Cheri at November 18, 2011 12:15 PM (G+Wff)


yes and it is awesome

Posted by: The Dude at November 18, 2011 08:17 AM (M8yfa)

302 Showgirls had to be considered the the Citizen Kane of Bad Movies. On the other hand, Revenge of the Sith gets honorable mention for memorable dialogue such as: Padme: This outfit lets sand in my pooter. I hate sand in my pooter! It's so rough! Anakin: Who cares? It feels like sandpaper in there, anyway!

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 18, 2011 08:17 AM (niZvt)

303 I'm going to close my eyes and think of England.

Posted by: Truman North at November 18, 2011 08:17 AM (I2LwF)

304 I like The Year Without a Santa Claus:

Heat Miser FTW

Posted by: grognard at November 18, 2011 08:17 AM (NS2Mo)

305
young Mrs Claus is hot

"Jessica"

I had forgotten about the 70's psychedelic music vid in the show until we were watching it with the kids a couple years back.

Posted by: Scott J at November 18, 2011 08:17 AM (KC2BE)

306 Bad news, morons: Ann(al) Hathaway has joined #OWS Posted by: Truman North at November 18, 2011 12:16 PM (I2LwF) I have not paid to see a movie in 10 years

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 18, 2011 08:17 AM (i6RpT)

307 A de-boned turkey stuffed with a de-boned duck, stuffed with a de-boned chicken. Posted by: Cheri at November 18, 2011 12:15 PM (G+Wff) I only eat boned chicken.

Posted by: TV News Anchor at November 18, 2011 08:18 AM (niZvt)

308 294 Drew, something happened to ace? Something we should know about? Is there a hobo somewhere clothed in ewok pelt now?

Posted by: Elize Nayden, Newtist at November 18, 2011 12:14 PM (/TSnh)

 

He's probably still recovering from giving so many Twitter beatdowns the last few days.  His twitter feed can be hillarious.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik, in the middle of a Breitbart/Perry sammich at November 18, 2011 08:18 AM (fYOZx)

309 Fred Astaire is narrator/postman.
Mickey Rooney is Kris Kringle

Doesn't Burl Ives sing "Silver and Gold" or is that Rudolph?

Posted by: Scott J at November 18, 2011 08:18 AM (KC2BE)

310 @311 I didn't know Bowie beat girls.

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 08:18 AM (Xm1aB)

311 Everything old is new again.

" 'Munsters' Remake Pilot Ordered by NBC"

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 18, 2011 08:19 AM (TVvXc)

312

Anyone here ever cooked a "Turdurken"?

A de-boned turkey stuffed with a de-boned duck, stuffed with a de-boned chicken.

Posted by: Cheri at November 18, 2011 12:15 PM (G+Wff)


yes and it is awesome

Posted by: The Dude at November 18, 2011 12:17 PM (M8yfa)

 

Looks like a lot of work but it just sounds weird enough to want to try it.

Posted by: Cheri at November 18, 2011 08:19 AM (G+Wff)

313 159 Three Days of the Condor is a great pre-Christmas movie. For days after, you'll be diving for cover every time you hear a Christmas carol.
__________

It always makes me think wistfully of the PDP-8/e that I decided I didn't want to carry to California.

Still regret that...

Posted by: Anachronda at November 18, 2011 08:19 AM (IrbU4)

314
yep, Burl Ives is the snowman in Rudolph

Posted by: soothie at November 18, 2011 08:19 AM (sqkOB)

315 #224

Here you go:

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 18, 2011 08:19 AM (CYoZS)

316 I didn't know Bowie beat girls.

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 12:18 PM (Xm1aB)

Davey does not swing that way.

Posted by: Zombie Freddie Mercury at November 18, 2011 08:19 AM (84pE9)

317 Missah Lucas promise Jar Jar new Christmas Special! You like Very Jar Jar Christmas, you will!

Posted by: Jar Jar Binks at November 18, 2011 08:19 AM (niZvt)

318

From today's New York Times Corrections:

 

And a map with the article mislabeled, in some editions, the state in the upper left corner of the contiguous United States that is considered solidly Democratic. It is Washington, not Oregon. (Though the outcome of some races may be in doubt, one thing is for certain: Oregon will always be solidly under Washington.)

Posted by: Truman North at November 18, 2011 08:20 AM (I2LwF)

319
and he sings that song

Posted by: soothie at November 18, 2011 08:20 AM (sqkOB)

320 317 I'm going to close my eyes and think of England.

Posted by: Truman North at November 18, 2011 12:17 PM (I2LwF)

 

Turn in your peen and man card now.  Or at least think of busty english girls so as not to give your wife a complex.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik, in the middle of a Breitbart/Perry sammich at November 18, 2011 08:20 AM (fYOZx)

321 Great Xmas Thingy: A Bundy Xmas where Santa dies in Al's backyard

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 18, 2011 08:20 AM (i6RpT)

322

Movies for Christmas? 1941 with Candy, Akroyd, Belushi, Pickens...

"Hey you! Get in the back of the tank!"

Posted by: Cicerokid at November 18, 2011 12:17 PM (m0MfE)

Heh, I'd forgotten all about that one...

HORRYWOOD!!!

Posted by: Nighthawk at November 18, 2011 08:20 AM (OtQXp)

323 My wife told me she wanted to have sex in the back seat of our car. She wanted me to drive. Ba-Dum-Pish!!!!!

Posted by: Rodney D. at November 18, 2011 08:21 AM (Unlb3)

324 Everything old is new again.

" 'Munsters' Remake Pilot Ordered by NBC"

Back when I was singing in a barbershop chorus we did a number called "Everything Old Is New Again".

I kept thinking we were doing a commentary on the state of Hollywood these days.

Posted by: Scott J at November 18, 2011 08:21 AM (KC2BE)

325 RE: The PresidentÂ’s “Longstanding Disapproval Of The Use Of His Image For Commercial Purposes”

That's what WH media flack, Eric Schultz (the name should ring a bell) said about Benetton's use of Pharaoh Obama's likeness in their ad campaign posters.

For two years this blogger tracked the bizarre Obama-glorifying cult of personality products which used his likeness. They appeared on the market in 208 and 2009 when he was at the peak of his popularity and included his likeness on US flags. He never said boo.

http://bit.ly/smtrUY

Posted by: Nice Deb at November 18, 2011 08:21 AM (pkt19)

326 #204 YES!!!! My husband got me that a while ago for Christmas. Boy was he "happy" for at least a month. Except for the whining Staloone at the end it was great!

Posted by: San Antonio Rose at November 18, 2011 08:21 AM (3bJHs)

327 You like Very Jar Jar Christmas, you will!

Posted by: Jar Jar Binks at November 18, 2011 12:19 PM (niZvt)

Binks is kind of a space hobo, isnt he? I mean nobody would complain if I...

Posted by: Elize Nayden, Newtist at November 18, 2011 08:21 AM (/TSnh)

328 My wife told me she likes to talk dirty while having sex. So she calls me from the Holiday Inn. Ba-Dum-Pish

Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at November 18, 2011 08:22 AM (Xm1aB)

329

Anyone here ever cooked a "Turdurken"?

A de-boned turkey stuffed with a de-boned duck, stuffed with a de-boned chicken.

Posted by: Cheri at November 18, 2011 12:15 PM (G+Wff)

Then wrapped in bacon!

Posted by: Cicerokid at November 18, 2011 08:22 AM (m0MfE)

330 Davey does not swing that way.

Posted by: Zombie Freddie Mercury at November 18, 2011 12:19 PM (84pE9)

 

He's married to a chick but she's very mannish and her name is Iman so...

Posted by: Ms Choksondik, in the middle of a Breitbart/Perry sammich at November 18, 2011 08:22 AM (fYOZx)

331

Best holiday move - Black Hawk Down

Posted by: Conan the kilt wearing Honey Badger at November 18, 2011 08:22 AM (GvYeG)

332 I didn't know Bowie beat girls.

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 12:18 PM (Xm1aB)


Bing did



Looks like a lot of work but it just sounds weird enough to want to try it.

Posted by: Cheri at November 18, 2011 12:19 PM (G+Wff)


one item that is so much easier to get your butcher to do, you will ruin it if you try it. Only real concern with cooking is not drying it out

Posted by: The Dude at November 18, 2011 08:23 AM (M8yfa)

333 Love crime:

"When did the KKK start supporting black and white, interracial marriages?" asked Donna Williams after a cross was burned on her lawn. She is white, her husband is black, and the Panama City (Fla.) News Herald has the story: LB Williams, a 50-year-old black man, his wife of nearly seven years Donna Williams, who is white, and their bi-racial daughter found a cross burning in their driveway Nov. 4. . . . "It started out as a hate crime [investigation] based on the information that we had at the time," said Sgt. Jeff Becker with the Panama City Police Department. It was odd though; the investigator told Donna Williams that whoever left this symbol of hate and fear to burn in the driveway probably didn't want to damage the lawn or burn down the house. Two days later, Donna found a note taped to the front door and the side entrance of the house. She paraphrased: "They were watching us, I assumed me and the kids, and that I better not leave that [N-word]," Donna Williams said. The note was signed "KKK."

Can you guess where this is going? "On Monday, LB Williams admitted to setting the fire and posting the notes. . . . He did it, he said, so she wouldn't proceed with the divorce she filed for. . . . It wasn't a hate crime, but a love crime."


Posted by: WalrusRex at November 18, 2011 08:24 AM (TVvXc)

334 Occu-Mom arrested in yesterday's temper tantrum

If her family ever takes her back, they're nuttier than she is

Posted by: King Barry the SCOAMF at November 18, 2011 08:24 AM (Y+DPZ)

335 So has ace been sampling the first egg nog of the season?

Posted by: joncelli, reluctant Perry supporter at November 18, 2011 08:24 AM (RD7QR)

336 #336  "That plane doesn't have a radio...I'll call them for youuuuuu."

Great movie!

Posted by: Winston at November 18, 2011 08:24 AM (FggW0)

337 349 - OFF, you Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Sock!

Posted by: kbdabear at November 18, 2011 08:25 AM (Y+DPZ)

338 Remember the Walton Family Christmas? Love it.

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 08:25 AM (Xm1aB)

339
the things you do for love...

Posted by: soothie at November 18, 2011 08:25 AM (sqkOB)

340

Posted by: Truman North at November 18, 2011 12:16 PM (I2LwF)

What a hypocrite!  How much is she worth, $15, $20 million? She's part of that vaunted 1% that she despises and I'd beg any wager that she doesn't give anything more "back" than absolutely necessary to keep up her image.  Not that I care, but this is another example of how vapid and hypocritical these Hollyweird stars are.

Exterminatus, meteors, whatever...that putrid portion of the world needs to be cleansed. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 18, 2011 08:25 AM (9hSKh)

341 #229 - My husbands favorite Christmas movie is "Devil's Rejects"....

Posted by: San Antonio Rose at November 18, 2011 08:25 AM (3bJHs)

342 I would love this sofa.  Thoughts.

http://tinyurl.com/7hzuhep

Posted by: mpfs, I'll Save a Horse & Ride Rick Perry at November 18, 2011 08:26 AM (iYbLN)

343 A day without DOOM is like a day without sunshine.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 18, 2011 08:26 AM (vL/+W)

344

I could never cook such a thing. I know myself, and the temptation to slip the duck out of the turkey after cooking and go, "Oh my Gawd, it was pregnant!" in front of company would be too much to resist.

Posted by: Lace Wigs at November 18, 2011 12:23 PM (IhHdM)

Cornish Game Hen would work better.  I heard a story about someone doing that, and they had to spend the rest of the night explaining to their sister-in-law that turkeys don't have babies like that.

Posted by: buzzion at November 18, 2011 08:26 AM (GULKT)

345 So has ace been sampling the first egg nog of the season?

Posted by: joncelli, reluctant Perry supporter at November 18, 2011 12:24 PM (RD7QR)


eww rather drink MD 20/20 or Apple Puckers

Posted by: The Dude at November 18, 2011 08:26 AM (M8yfa)

346
better than the Brady Christmas?

an earthquake...someone got trapped...and Jan was divorcing Wally?

Posted by: soothie at November 18, 2011 08:26 AM (sqkOB)

347 RE: The PresidentÂ’s “Longstanding Disapproval Of The Use Of His Image For Commercial Purposes”

You can't argue with that.  His whole administration he has done everything he can to stop commerce.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 18, 2011 08:26 AM (TVvXc)

348

Mister Roberts.....

I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard, now whats this about no movies!!!

Posted by: morigu at November 18, 2011 08:27 AM (wZo8H)

349

Here you go:

Posted by: Joe Mama at November

 

Thanks!  I just ordered mine!

Posted by: Cheri at November 18, 2011 08:27 AM (G+Wff)

350 357, only works if you're stacked like Elvira and dress like her

Posted by: Scott J at November 18, 2011 08:28 AM (KC2BE)

351 @362 Except for ordering the State Dept. to purchase vast quantities of his 2 books to stock our embassies and give as gifts to foreign leaders.

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 08:28 AM (Xm1aB)

352 #348.  Deserves its own post.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 18, 2011 08:28 AM (T0NGe)

353 <looking around>

Is Obama still President?

Posted by: Cherry pi at November 18, 2011 08:28 AM (OhYCU)

354

the temptation to slip the duck out of the turkey after cooking and go, "Oh my Gawd, it was pregnant!" in front of company would be too much to resist.

Oh, you are so evil.

From now on, whenever someone mentions it, I'm going to giggle and my husband will be begging me not to explain why...

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 18, 2011 08:28 AM (XdlcF)

355 mpfs, that sofa is awesome.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 18, 2011 08:30 AM (ARg+5)

356 I haven't read everything this AM, but in case this hasn't been mentioned Jim Treacher brings the moron worthy snark on his DC Morning links and the schadenfreude is health enhancing:

If you woke up this morning feeling like maybe everything's going to be okay after all, this is why. AOL TV reports:

"'The Joy Behar Show' has been canceled. According to the Hollywood Reporter, 'The Joy Behar Show' will end its two-year run in December. The series is the second highest rated series on HLN behind Nancy Grace."

Which is a bit like losing a slamdunk contest to Michael Moore, but whatever. While this is great news for HLN viewer(s) and anyone else who's ever been subjected to the sound of Behar's voice, we should try to be sensitive to her feelings right now. Let's just hope she doesn't allow herself to become spiteful and embittered.



Posted by: ontherocks at November 18, 2011 08:30 AM (HBqDo)

357 351 #336  "That plane doesn't have a radio...I'll call them for youuuuuu."

Great movie!

Posted by: Winston at November 18, 2011 12:24 PM (FggW0)

The whole scene with Ned Beatty trying to remember how to operate the anti-aircraft gun from negative instructions is priceless.

Posted by: Nighthawk at November 18, 2011 08:30 AM (OtQXp)

358 Here's something from the American Thinker:

Explosive Email in Fast and Furious

In summary:

Smith was concerned enough to forward Cook's email straight to Jim Needles, the ATF Phoenix supervisor in charge of agents Voth and MacAllister.
Cook's warning that "Phoenix should start preparing their explanations...about their straw purchases," his knowledge of "2000 weapons" and Agent's Terry's death can only mean a lot of people knew about Fast and Furious way before Mr. and Mrs. Terry buried their son.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 18, 2011 08:32 AM (9hSKh)

359 Ned Beatty I can never see him in a movie without thinking of him squealing like a pig.

Posted by: Scott J at November 18, 2011 08:33 AM (KC2BE)

360 Binks is kind of a space hobo, isnt he? I mean nobody would complain if I...

I'm thinking; Giant Froglegs.

Posted by: toby928© at November 18, 2011 08:33 AM (GTbGH)

361 I still get a little teary-eyed when Frosty melts. Yes, you can have my mancard.

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 08:34 AM (Xm1aB)

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363 Hippie Death March to DC update

They started in Havre de Grace, have just passed Aberdeen on their way to their next stop in Joppatown

They tend to hop on city buses whenever they need to make up the last 3 or 4 miles at night

They also have a truck to carry their belongings from town to town, so they're not like the Airborne carrying a few hundred pounds of their gear

Posted by: kbdabear at November 18, 2011 08:35 AM (Y+DPZ)

364 374 Ned Beatty I can never see him in a movie without thinking of him squealing like a pig.

Posted by: Scott J at November 18, 2011 12:33 PM (KC2BE)

If you want a good laugh at his expense get a copy of "Hopscotch" with him and Walter Matthau.

Posted by: Nighthawk at November 18, 2011 08:35 AM (OtQXp)

365 Why didn't the Wager sailboat have a shower on board? Because Natalie Wood preferred to wash up on shore. I always liked that one, too

Posted by: Pooter Hound at November 18, 2011 08:36 AM (le5qc)

366 Still in it for Perry.  Yes, I'm sounding redundant. 

Posted by: ReadyorNot at November 18, 2011 08:36 AM (ErUlJ)

367 My wife just threatened me with sex tonight.

Posted by: Truman North at November 18, 2011 12:07 PM (I2LwF)

Does this mean she has seen the light politically?

Posted by: RushBabe at November 18, 2011 08:36 AM (tQHzJ)

368 373, how about a violation of FEDERAL LAW by Bill Newell when talking to "The Washington Post"
 http://tinyurl.com/784ecf4

A decade ago, politicians and the press routinely reported on gun stores across the nation that had the most traces for firearms recovered by police. In 2003, under pressure from the gun lobby, Congress passed a law that hid from public view the government database that contained the gun tracing information.

The Washington Post has obtained the names of the gun dealers nationwide with the most traces over the past four years. In addition, The Post has uncovered the names of the dealers, all from border states, with the most traces from guns recovered in Mexico over the past two years.


In these paragraphs, Grimaldi and Horwitz admit up front that their sources have violated federal law, called the Tiahrt Amendment. We now know who at least one of those federal sources that the Washington Post used for that story was -- William "Gunwalker Bill" Newell, Special Agent in Charge of the Phoenix Field Division.

Posted by: Scott J at November 18, 2011 08:36 AM (KC2BE)

369

357 I would love this sofa. Thoughts.

http://tinyurl.com/7hzuhep

----------

I wonder if they'll come out with a baby bed......in honor of that new Twilight vampire baby.

Posted by: ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at November 18, 2011 08:37 AM (H/0mM)

370 Which is a bit like losing a slamdunk contest to Michael Moore, but whatever. While this is great news for HLN viewer(s) and anyone else who's ever been subjected to the sound of Behar's voice, we should try to be sensitive to her feelings right now. Let's just hope she doesn't allow herself to become spiteful and embittered.

Posted by: ontherocks at November 18, 2011 12:30 PM

Whenever I hear Behar's voice, I envy Marlee Matlin

Posted by: kbdabear at November 18, 2011 08:37 AM (Y+DPZ)

371

Santa Claus is Coming To Town

young Mrs Claus is hot

Thanks!  But I learned lots of nifty tricks as I got older and dumpier.  Gotta keep Santa full of cheer.

Posted by: Jessica Kringle at November 18, 2011 08:38 AM (tQHzJ)

372 @385 And whenever I see Joy Behar, I envy Ray Charles.

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 08:38 AM (Xm1aB)

373

Newt is running strong in New Hampshire, just behind Romney.

Perry's level of support there is TWO PERCENT.  He also has very high personal unfavorables, as he does nationwide.

http://tinyurl.com/6prmkq2

 

 

 

 

Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 18, 2011 08:40 AM (b68Df)

374 Must see holiday movie?

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Posted by: mrp at November 18, 2011 08:40 AM (HjPtV)

375

Exterminatus, meteors, whatever...that putrid portion of the world needs to be cleansed. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 18, 2011 12:25 PM (9hSKh)

 

Indeed.  Alas - the world has many putrid places worth of such measures.  And yet it just never seems to happen.  It makes me sad.

Posted by: Reactionary at November 18, 2011 08:41 AM (xUM1Q)

376

I wonder if they'll come out with a baby bed......in honor of that new Twilight vampire baby.

================

yep.  they do.

 

God help us

Posted by: eurw at November 18, 2011 08:41 AM (6HJcu)

377 Has anybody seen any 2012 Obama bumper stickers yet?  The only bumper sticker I have seen so far had only "Obama 2012".  No mention of Biden.  Does Obama think he can handle the job himself this time?

Posted by: chillin the most for Perry at November 18, 2011 08:42 AM (6IV8T)

378 They also have a truck to carry their belongings from town to town, so they're not like the Airborne carrying a few hundred pounds of their gear

Posted by: kbdabear

Pussies.

Posted by: mpfs, I'll Save a Horse & Ride Rick Perry at November 18, 2011 08:43 AM (iYbLN)

379 392 all the ones I've seen are just the oval with 2012 and the Pepsi looking symbol for the 0.

I think very angry thoughts any time I see one.

Posted by: Scott J at November 18, 2011 08:44 AM (KC2BE)

380 Has anybody seen any 2012 Obama bumper stickers yet?  The only bumper sticker I have seen so far had only "Obama 2012".  No mention of Biden.  Does Obama think he can handle the job himself this time?

I've seen a grand total of one and that is what it said.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 18, 2011 08:44 AM (TVvXc)

381 I kinda like the casket sofa that looks like cow skin.  I like cows.

Posted by: mpfs, I'll Save a Horse & Ride Rick Perry at November 18, 2011 08:45 AM (iYbLN)

382

392

 

yes...overseas.  but they're on the G's cars, so it's not like they're worried about job security or involuntary separation

Posted by: eurw at November 18, 2011 08:45 AM (6HJcu)

383 392 Has anybody seen any 2012 Obama bumper stickers yet? The only bumper sticker I have seen so far had only "Obama 2012". No mention of Biden. Does Obama think he can handle the job himself this time?

Posted by: chillin the most for Perry at November 18, 2011 12:42 PM (6IV8T)

Just saw one last night, I think it was a 2012 with the dope and chains logo in the 0. 

Posted by: Red Shirt at November 18, 2011 08:46 AM (FIDMq)

384 Lots of cars on my college campus have the Obama 2012 stickers on them.

Posted by: Truman North at November 18, 2011 08:46 AM (I2LwF)

385 Geez, I hate being on the West Coast. I just get into the HQ, and we're already to comment #400 on the Midday Open Thread.

Waitin' for the day when the overnight thread starts when I'm still at work.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at November 18, 2011 08:46 AM (bjRNS)

386 378 Hippie Death March to DC update

They started in Havre de Grace, have just passed Aberdeen on their way to their next stop in Joppatown

They tend to hop on city buses whenever they need to make up the last 3 or 4 miles at night

They also have a truck to carry their belongings from town to town, so they're not like the Airborne carrying a few hundred pounds of their gear

Please let their route take them through these finer parts of Baltimore http://bit.ly/ujrOXp

Posted by: StrategicCPLUSMC at November 18, 2011 08:46 AM (zgwWv)

387 376
I still get a little teary-eyed when Frosty melts.

Yes, you can have my mancard.

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 12:34 PM (Xm1aB)

 

Can you pull yourself together enough later to bang your lady?  If so, then you can keep your man card. 

Posted by: Ms Choksondik, in the middle of a Breitbart/Perry sammich at November 18, 2011 08:47 AM (fYOZx)

388 378 Hippie Death March to DC update

They started in Havre de Grace, have just passed Aberdeen on their way to their next stop in Joppatown

Posted by: kbdabear at November 18, 2011 12:35 PM

I see on the map that on their last update that they were next to the Aberdeen Proving Ground.

Sure hope these nice idealistic kids are okay, would hate to think a new anti-hippie weapon was tested on them, and there was no video of it to enjoy


Posted by: kbdabear at November 18, 2011 08:47 AM (Y+DPZ)

389 The stickers that really set me off are the "blue dot in a red state" ones.

I keep thinking "Delta's ready when you are, idiot".

Posted by: Scott J at November 18, 2011 08:47 AM (KC2BE)

390
Planes, Trains, & Automobiles? Yep!

This! x 1000.  Coincidentally, I'm gonna watch it tonight.  A must for Thanksgiving time.  Even better with a glass or two of vino.

Posted by: Lady in Black: still voting for Perry (He has the best hair.) at November 18, 2011 08:47 AM (ycuSb)

391 Fred Claus is a sleeper Christmas flick.
Good cast

Posted by: ontherocks at November 18, 2011 08:47 AM (HBqDo)

392

Perry's level of support there is TWO PERCENT.  He also has very high personal unfavorables, as he does nationwide.

http://tinyurl.com/6prmkq2

Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 18, 2011 12:40 PM (b68Df)

 

And then a miracle happened... a girl can dream, right?

Posted by: Ms Choksondik, in the middle of a Breitbart/Perry sammich at November 18, 2011 08:49 AM (fYOZx)

393 Jst because your paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

Lesson I Facebook (from "Pocket Spies" by Michael Yon)

I scrolled down the list.  Numerous people said they were home.  Their locators pinpointed their locations.  I touched the buttons and saw their locations on Google Earth.  And there was one Afghan friend.  I could see exactly where he was in Kabul.  He is an avowed enemy of the Taliban.  They have threatened to kill him.  I emailed at once saying to turn that thing off.  I know where you are.  If he did not email back very quickly, I was going to call.  He emailed back, confirmed his location and turned it off.

Posted by: Jared Loughner at November 18, 2011 08:49 AM (e8kgV)

394 Has anybody seen any 2012 Obama bumper stickers yet?  The only bumper sticker I have seen so far had only "Obama 2012".  No mention of Biden.  Does Obama think he can handle the job himself this time?

No, it'll still be two. SCOAMF and Worf

Posted by: kbdabear at November 18, 2011 08:49 AM (Y+DPZ)

395 Hippie Death March to DC update

They started in Havre de Grace, have just passed Aberdeen on their way to their next stop in Joppatown

They tend to hop on city buses whenever they need to make up the last 3 or 4 miles at night

They also have a truck to carry their belongings from town to town, so they're not like the Airborne carrying a few hundred pounds of their gear

Posted by: kbdabear at November 18, 2011 12:35 PM (Y+DPZ)

 

So authentic!

Posted by: Ms Choksondik, in the middle of a Breitbart/Perry sammich at November 18, 2011 08:50 AM (fYOZx)

396 mpfs, that sofa is awesome.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 18, 2011 12:30 PM (ARg+5)

Glad you like it.  We can barely keep up with the demand!

Posted by: The Mayans: 2012 or Bust! at November 18, 2011 08:50 AM (tQHzJ)

397 - Overnight Open Thread   
- Top Headline Comments 11-18-11
- Midday Open Thread

What's next, Midafternoon Tea Comments?

Posted by: Jeff at November 18, 2011 08:51 AM (rM9hl)

398 They also have a truck to carry their belongings from town to town, so they're not like the Airborne carrying a few hundred pounds of their gear

Posted by: kbdabear at November 18, 2011 12:35 PM (Y+DPZ)

More than likely loaded with vodka soaked tampons.


Posted by: Barbarian at November 18, 2011 08:51 AM (EL+OC)

399

Lots of cars on my college campus have the Obama 2012 stickers on them.

I work next to a golf course where golf balls go flying into our parking lot all of the time hitting cars and sometimes employees.  We had a auditor out recently from another state.  She drove her personal vehicle here - and yes - the windshield was smashed with a golf ball.  Icing on the cake was the 'Obama 2012' sticker on her car.  Being a true believer - she wanted us to pay for it.  Sorry lady - no dice.

Posted by: Cheri at November 18, 2011 08:51 AM (G+Wff)

400 I've seen a handful here in the commie stronghold of Raleigh, NC but it's still early. I get a case of Tourette's every time I see one.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik, in the middle of a Breitbart/Perry sammich at November 18, 2011 08:53 AM (fYOZx)

401 - Overnight Open Thread   
- Top Headline Comments 11-18-11
- Midday Open Thread

What's next, Midafternoon Tea Comments?

Posted by: Jeff at November 18, 2011 12:51 PM

Splendid idea my good man! Class up the place.

Posted by: UK Morons and Moronettes at November 18, 2011 08:55 AM (Y+DPZ)

402 Monty isn't here today.  But, if he was, he'd want you to read Ann Barnhardt's letter to her clients.  (scroll down for the letter)

"Dear Rush Limbaugh . . . Posted by Ann Barnhardt - November 17, AD 2011 12:59 PM MST Apparently Rush just read my "Going Galt" shutting-down-the-brokerage letter. I am humbled. Wow. And he thinks I'm a dude. :-)

Thanks to ZeroHedge.com for posting it.

I am going to head out of town for a few days, but will be checking email and messages.

Thanks to one and all for the kind support and prayers. Please be assured of mine in return, for all of us.

***There is some confusion as to what I (formerly) did for a living via BCM. I am not a "hedge fund" or a "money manager". I am an old-school commercial hedge broker specializing in CATTLE and GRAIN. Farmers, ranchers, etc. Actual hedging of actual cattle and grain using futures and options. Very old-school original."



Posted by: sky at November 18, 2011 08:57 AM (oZfic)

403 Bumper stickers aren't always a strong indicator since GOP stickers in blue areas invite keying or other damage to the vehicle

Posted by: kbdabear at November 18, 2011 08:57 AM (Y+DPZ)

404 I now beleive that Obama is damaging the country on purpose. Two instances where he prevented energy projects to make the US more independent and cost over 400K jobs. What else could it be? Obama hates America and is punishing America for transgressions that he feels need to be rectified.

Posted by: Wall-E at November 18, 2011 09:00 AM (48wze)

405 370 mpfs, that sofa is awesome.
Posted by: alexthechick

I just love the off the wall stuff.  The coffin kitchen cabinets with the casket handles as pullers ia genius.  I'm morbid.  People need to get over it.  They do custom work too.

One carpenter will make you custom caskets, whatever you like.  One man who loves Pabst Blue Ribbon had one custom made to look like the can of beer.  He is far from dead so he keeps it in his garage as uses it as a cooler for his Pabst, of course, during parties.  Who says America doesn't have great ideas anymore!!??

Posted by: mpfs, I'll Save a Horse & Ride Rick Perry at November 18, 2011 09:00 AM (iYbLN)

406 417 
I thought you sold kitty litter.

Posted by: mpfs, I'll Save a Horse & Ride Rick Perry at November 18, 2011 09:01 AM (iYbLN)

407 Bumper stickers aren't always a strong indicator since GOP stickers in blue areas invite keying or other damage to the vehicle

I have a US Marine Logo, a US Navy Logo, and a Vietnam Veteran logo on the back window of my (old beatup) pickup truck.

I tend to park as close to vehicles with O'ClusterF*ck stickers as I possibly can.  Sometimes when I'm exiting the grocery store, I enjoy watching the huffy bitches who typically arrive in pairs try to figure out how to get back into their car.

If they keyed my vehicle, nobody would notice anyway.

Posted by: jwb7605 at November 18, 2011 09:03 AM (Qxe/p)

408 I swear, listening to Rush divvied up by the ABC "News" every 30 minutes is like going for a ride in the car and slamming on the brakes and jamming it into reverse repeatedly.

I've developed a pattern of exercise in order to avoid the whiplash.

Posted by: ontherocks at November 18, 2011 09:07 AM (HBqDo)

409 Oh come on, halftime is when I go pee, make another sammich, and restock the mini fridge next to the recliner with beer. That takes some time!

Posted by: Dave at November 18, 2011 12:17 PM (Xm1aB)

You can spare a couple of minutes.

Posted by: dagny at November 18, 2011 09:08 AM (LVDiz)

410

  Guy I know told me this AM about an incident in Binghamton last week involving him and his SUV.  Seems he was at a restaurant and when he came out 4 people were around the vehicle, one was just starting to key it. He removed the keys briskly from this clown, and while standing over him asked "Whose are these (holding the keys)". Person on the ground said "mine", So Joe threw the keys up on the flat roof or the restaurant, got in his vehicle and drove off. I was surprised at the mild--for him- response, but it was funny anyway.

  Too bad no one was there to see the out come.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 18, 2011 09:08 AM (SAMxH)

411

Just saw report that some dumbasses pretending to be OWS in Amherst, Mass. stormed a Bank of New England branch and when they were driven out they ran across the street into a TD Bank bramch.  All they did was piss off the customers and the tellers who make about $35,000 a year.

Neither bank took any federal bailout money.  TD Bank just announced the creation of 1600 new jobs in South Carolina. 

Dumbasses.

Posted by: rockmom at November 18, 2011 09:10 AM (NYnoe)

412 So, how many bedraggled hippies are actually ambling towards DC? I figure there's a core with a bunch of supporters who show up for a few hours before getting rides back home. Is this going to magically morph into a single data point of the 10,000 who join them, like Jesse Jackson, for the final 100 yards?

Posted by: t-bird at November 18, 2011 09:18 AM (FcR7P)

413 Perry's level of support there is TWO PERCENT.  He also has very high personal unfavorables, as he does nationwide.

Meh.  I'm still all in until he loses in the primaries.  It's not like I was going to send my money to Romney anyway.


HOLD   FAST

Posted by: toby928© Perrykrishna with tattooed knuckles at November 18, 2011 09:19 AM (GTbGH)

414 Gremlins is one of my favorite Christmas movies, but there you go.

Posted by: Chupacabras at November 18, 2011 09:22 AM (kZVsz)

415 The memos to Holder prove that his staff thought he was involved in Fast and Furious. Nobody in the chain of command cut off the information so they all believed that operation came from somebody higher up. If it were a rogue operation the information in the chain of command would have stopped at the rogue; he could hardly afford to pass it any higher.

Posted by: An Observation at November 18, 2011 09:31 AM (ylhEn)

416 @83

I'm of the opinion that any mention of Newt should contain the name Dede Scozzafava.

Posted by: Chupacabras at November 18, 2011 09:36 AM (kZVsz)

417 If Holder was involved it is a lead pipe cinch Teh Won was in on it.

So how do Holder and Obama avoid the gallows now?

Look at it from their perspective. What keeps their sorry asses from hanging at the end of a rope?

There is only one way - wag the dog. And I don't mean little things like arab sprints - I mean wag it really f*king hard: can you say World War III?

What's another billion dead here or there - in for a penny, in for a dollar.

Posted by: An Observation at November 18, 2011 09:41 AM (ylhEn)

418 I meant Arab springs not "arab sprints" - sorry my caregiver responsibilities rushed my typing.

Posted by: An Observation at November 18, 2011 09:55 AM (ylhEn)

419 "No, Obama wouldn't start WW III just to save himself."

A narcissistic mass murderer (200 plus counts of felony murder - do the math) wouldn't do what? 

"That's just crazy talk. Somebody lock this guy up - his tinfoil hat doesn't fit."

The trouble is I'm just looking at this from Teh Won's sorry ass point of view - not my own. I simply asked myself the question: "If I were a narcissistic mass murderer how would I try to get away with it?"

Everybody please ask yourself that question.

Somebody please Give El Presidente a hypothetical way out of it that doesn't involve covering up hundreds of mass murders with so many bodies that a couple of hundred just vanish into the statistical noise.

Dictatorship? Too many opponents with guns still. And by the way when dictatorship is the upside of things...

Anybody...


Posted by: An Observation at November 18, 2011 10:19 AM (ylhEn)

420 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

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Posted by: Justamom at November 18, 2011 01:38 PM (Sptt8)

422 My wife's Volvo has a SCOAMF bumper sticker.

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