October 24, 2011

Models Forecast Obama Winning 43.5%% of the Vote
— Ace

The science is settled. You're not going to disagree with a computer model, are you?

There are other models that show Obama losing, but not at that low level of support.

Thanks again to JohnE.

Posted by: Ace at 11:35 AM | Comments (193)
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1 Does it have a hockey stick?

Posted by: Vic at October 24, 2011 11:36 AM (YdQQY)

2 Yeah, but you have to factor in the Nobel Prize for murder he's about to get.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 24, 2011 11:38 AM (L8TIZ)

3 All we need to do is find Gene R. Ic  Republican and we're all set!

Posted by: Y-not at October 24, 2011 11:39 AM (5H6zj)

4 That Nobel prize is (clap) Dy-no-mite!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2011 11:39 AM (UlUS4)

5 Still a lot of time.

In the end, he'll lose 54 of the 57 states.

Posted by: Joe Mama at October 24, 2011 11:39 AM (CYoZS)

6 Yes, we really are that stupid.

Posted by: The 43.5% at October 24, 2011 11:40 AM (/AHDz)

7 SCoaMF

Posted by: toby928© at October 24, 2011 11:40 AM (evdj2)

8 Nope can't argue with computer models. Fox just reported that Gadaffy was sodomized before they killed him. At least he wasn't waterboarded.

Posted by: robtr at October 24, 2011 11:40 AM (MtwBb)

9 ...and that's when running against zombie Gaddafi.

Posted by: dogfish at October 24, 2011 11:40 AM (NuPNl)

10 This stuff always makes me nervous, though. Didn't the Left yank each other constantly with similar stuff about Bush leading up to the 2004 election?

Posted by: Kensington at October 24, 2011 11:41 AM (/AHDz)

11 Does this mean we can practice dipping now?

Posted by: © Sponge at October 24, 2011 11:41 AM (UK9cE)

12 And I posted this nonsense the other day but it's fitting here.

Delusional libs are spamming FB with this crap.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 24, 2011 11:41 AM (pLTLS)

13 Sodomized with a stick.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 24, 2011 11:41 AM (L8TIZ)

14 Does it factor-in unicorn fart power?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 24, 2011 11:41 AM (OKhgI)

15 Let's not jump to conclusions.

Posted by: Inevitable Republican Nominee Mitt Romney at October 24, 2011 11:41 AM (zgHLA)

16 He's too pretty to lose

Posted by: Cricket at October 24, 2011 11:41 AM (DrC22)

17 Hide the decline.

Posted by: Phil Jones at October 24, 2011 11:42 AM (VKRmb)

18  This stuff always makes me nervous, though. Didn't the Left yank each other constantly with similar stuff about Bush leading up to the 2004 election?

Posted by: Kensington at October 24, 2011 03:41 PM (/AHDz)

nope, bush was ahead for the whole election. It tightened up in the last few days.

Posted by: robtr at October 24, 2011 11:42 AM (MtwBb)

19 I only follow models for their gams and sammich-making skills, not their political insights.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 24, 2011 11:42 AM (REXkU)

20 It's true! And they wrapped bacon around it before they stuck it in me!1!

And now that I'm in Hell, I get nostalgic about it. Isn't life funny like that?

Posted by: Moamar Qaddafi at October 24, 2011 11:42 AM (/AHDz)

21 Oh.  Computer model.  I was hoping to find political predictions by scantily-clad Sports Illustrated babes.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at October 24, 2011 11:43 AM (QKKT0)

22 Call me crazy, but I believe Obama was borne in this country, unlike some people. Some really crazy and dangerous people.

Posted by: Mitt Romney, Mormon at October 24, 2011 11:44 AM (L8TIZ)

23
President Punitive Taxer just needs a new slogan.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2011 11:44 AM (sqkOB)

24

cue the skittle crapping unicorns stat!

Posted by: sonnyspats at October 24, 2011 11:44 AM (I/MzF)

25 43.5%. We're in trouble, because the lunatic fringe is rather huge. Cordially...

Posted by: Rick at October 24, 2011 11:46 AM (Gfgj6)

26 Delusional libs are spamming FB with this crap.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 24, 2011 03:41 PM (pLTLS)



I had a facebook friend post the lie about ExxonMobil and GE not paying any taxes last year, too.

They're just delusional and don't know any better.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 24, 2011 11:46 AM (UK9cE)

27 That number is too high.  A tanked economy won't get past 40%.

Posted by: EC at October 24, 2011 11:46 AM (GQ8sn)

28
Models forecast Obama, but supermodels forecast bales of cocaine.

Posted by: Katie Couric's colon at October 24, 2011 11:46 AM (gppu7)

29 And I posted this nonsense the other day but it's fitting here.

He's a lot like me.  His greatest accomplishments involve someone getting whacked.

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at October 24, 2011 11:47 AM (Gkhxf)

30 Yes, we really are that stupid.

Posted by: The 43.5% at October 24, 2011 03:40 PM (/AHDz)


Anyone with an Obama 2012 bumpersticker ought to have their driver's license removed because they are obviously too stupid to drive. Hell, they're too stupid to do anything including vote

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 24, 2011 11:47 AM (1Jaio)

31 Sodomized with a stick. You still thinking they're looking for the Great Effeminate Caliph I, Barry? You'd be safer in an OWS tent.

Posted by: t-bird at October 24, 2011 11:48 AM (FcR7P)

32 To 43.5 from 56.5, With Love: You are going to DIE and your children will be enslaved and sent to the coal mines to power our Empire Of Darkness. *up-twinkles*

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 24, 2011 11:50 AM (0yt4x)

33 I like this better:

Models forecast Obama losing 56.5% of the vote.

Much, much tastier.

Posted by: blindside at October 24, 2011 11:51 AM (3Uns6)

34 Barak Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Max Power at October 24, 2011 11:51 AM (q177U)

35 This just in:

New computer models show that 43.5% of Americans are COMPLETELY INSANE!

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at October 24, 2011 11:51 AM (uVlA4)

36 so, we better put up the RINO-ist RINO we got. Is Castle in Delaware still taking jobs, or is he now on the board of Solyndra and raising money for Obama?

Posted by: joeindc44 at October 24, 2011 11:52 AM (QxSug)

37 so we now have 43% public servants and /or on the dole?

Posted by: willow-generic republican at October 24, 2011 11:52 AM (h+qn8)

38 Completely OT but did you guys here Zooey Deschanel sing the National Anthem at the game last night?

I love, love, love her voice but I'm not sure it was fits here.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 24, 2011 11:52 AM (pLTLS)

39 Call me crazy, but I believe Obama was borne in this country, unlike some people. Some really crazy and dangerous people.

Posted by: Mitt Romney, Mormon at October 24, 2011 03:44 PM (L8TIZ)

ROTFL!

Posted by: Max Power at October 24, 2011 11:52 AM (q177U)

40 Have no fear, I'm working on the Zombie vote.

Posted by: ZombieVoterRegistrar at October 24, 2011 11:52 AM (UW4ln)

41
I'd like to see polls showing how Romney does with Independents against Obama.

Same with Perry.


Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2011 11:53 AM (sqkOB)

42 Well if Cain is the GOP representative, Obama will surely be reelected despite Obama's 43.5% because Cain is so inept. Don't hate me for writing this on my whiteboard. The whiteboard never lies. Look, I'm just doing my job.

Posted by: Karl Rove at October 24, 2011 11:53 AM (REXkU)

43 so we now have 43% public servants and /or on the dole? I think it was 42% who pay no taxes, so that's his base. He's winning over 1% of the rest.

Posted by: t-bird at October 24, 2011 11:53 AM (FcR7P)

44 Now that Obama's jobs bill is dead, my shares of Rape-Matic Industries and MurderDeathKill Tech Systems have gone through the roof. Green shoots!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 24, 2011 11:54 AM (vzFJV)

45 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at October 24, 2011 11:54 AM (8y9MW)

46 Are they hot models from South America or just the ones we see every day?  Seems to me that the hot models are the most... how you say... accurate.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 24, 2011 11:55 AM (jx2j9)

47 He'll do better than 43.5%.  Given the field of GOP frontrunners, I seriously doubt he'll get less than 47%.

IMNSHO, the only way he does that badly is if there's a semi-legitimate 3rd party candidate that draws more votes from Obama than the GOP candidate... wait a minute... someone get Jon Huntsman on the line.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 24, 2011 11:55 AM (SY2Kh)

48 when i read 43% i want to stick my head in the oven.

we're doomed! this is the last election we can likely win.
think of the next group of 18 years olds voting!

Posted by: willow-generic republican at October 24, 2011 11:56 AM (h+qn8)

49 so we now have 43% public servants and /or on the dole?

...and not paying income tax.

Posted by: dogfish at October 24, 2011 11:56 AM (NuPNl)

50 O/T, but election-related: 

Perry's national team has some notable additions (link to RedState). 

"Governor Rick Perry’s campaign is making news today in anticipation of his flat tax release tomorrow. He’s adding national staff, but not just any staff — staff that led insurgent bids against the GOP establishment.
Nelson Warfield is known among conservatives as the guy who went in and helped Doug Hoffman against Dede Scozzafava...
Nelson Warfield will be joined by Tony Fabrizio, a well respected pollster, and Curt Anderson..." who are known for helping Rick Scott win his upset election. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 24, 2011 11:56 AM (5H6zj)

51

Don't forget, Clinton won both his terms with less than 50% of the vote. Thanks to Ross Perot.

 

So, part of Obama's campaign will be to have their media allies (isn't that redundant?) highlight the lack of enthusiaism for Romney to try and prod a "true conservative" to mount a third party run.

Or Ron Paul may decide to go third party.

Either way, it's entirely possible that Obama can get re-elected with around 43-44% of the vote. 

Posted by: proudvastrightwingconspirator at October 24, 2011 11:57 AM (OwYZX)

52 And now that I'm in Hell, I get nostalgic about it. Isn't unlife funny like that?

fixed.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at October 24, 2011 11:57 AM (8y9MW)

53 Stop staring at my boobs.

Posted by: The Forecast Model at October 24, 2011 11:57 AM (Jd1fD)

54 43.5%. We're in trouble, because the lunatic fringe is rather huge.

Not just the fringe, but their are a lot of head in the sand moderate Dems who just can't believe that their party is hard core socialist now. And they have their head so far up their ass listening to dem talking points about how *you lie*, it is impossible to convince them with facts that they are destroying a free nation. I know these folks. They think they are "reasonable" and "Willing to listen to both sides" but in reality will find some reason, even if manufactured, as to why they *must* vote for Obama for another term. I call them the sociacost deniers. Stalin called them useful idiots.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at October 24, 2011 11:57 AM (0q2P7)

55 Stop staring at my boobs.

I've made my choice.

Posted by: taylork at October 24, 2011 11:57 AM (5wsU9)

56 In other words, 43.5% of the voting American population is severely deprived of gray matter.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 24, 2011 11:58 AM (ycuSb)

57 Wow I just got a great Idea for my ventriloquism show. Dictator on a stick.

He can discuss how great the afterlife is with Achmed the dead terrorist.

Posted by: Jeff Dunham at October 24, 2011 11:59 AM (tf9Ne)

58

Perry's got the cash to stick around for a while. Maybe he'll start floating back up a little.

Posted by: Max Power at October 24, 2011 11:59 AM (q177U)

59 Perry's got the cash to stick around for a while. Maybe he'll start floating back up a little. Posted by: Max Power at October 24, 2011 03:59 PM (q177U) crap sometimes does that

Posted by: nevergiveup at October 24, 2011 11:59 AM (i6RpT)

60

Models Forecast Obama Winning 43.5%% of the Vote

 Meth-Addled Skanks Predict Surprise Stunning Upset Victory For Ryan Seacrest

Posted by: The Daily Bugle at October 24, 2011 12:00 PM (QKKT0)

61 That's my fear too, that Ron Paul or some other idiot skims just enough votes to re-elect the SCFOAMF. Somebody allay my fears.

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at October 24, 2011 12:01 PM (1FrEH)

62

56 In other words, 43.5% of the voting American population is severely deprived of gray matter.

It's worse than that. A much larger percent believes what I tell them.

Posted by: The Forecast Model at October 24, 2011 12:01 PM (Jd1fD)

63

Ace, Work on your headlines.  You had me nervous for a millisecond.  You had "Obama Winning" .........43.5%. 

You almost gave me a heart attack!

Posted by: JoeNYC at October 24, 2011 12:02 PM (J5JOi)

64 KaDaffy was sodomized in keeping with mohomedan tradition.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 24, 2011 12:02 PM (ieDPL)

65 > You're not going to disagree with a computer model, are you?

At this point, I wouldn't even disagree with a Lego model.

Posted by: The Peasants at October 24, 2011 12:03 PM (IADp6)

66 i imagine that 43% would be reduced substantially if we actually had a media that represented something akin to honesty  not their own left facilitating hopes.

Posted by: willow-generic republican at October 24, 2011 12:03 PM (h+qn8)

67 12 And I posted this nonsense the other day but it's fitting here.

Delusional libs are spamming FB with this crap.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 24, 2011 03:41 PM

Obama killed Osama
He watched a special forces unit go in on his orders after he waffled for six months about doing it
Toppled Gaddafi
Leading from behind as usual, broke every rule the left bashed Bush for and takes credit as usual for the hard work done by others
Didn't screw up a hurricane
He hasn't had one to screw up yet, but he sure turned the Gulf Oil spill into one giant clusterfuck
Prevented the Second Great Depression
Unqualifiable, like saying he causes the sun to rise in the East
and brought you motherfuckers donuts
Notice it says brought, not bought. Again taking credit for the money spent by others as if he was the big giver
You're welcome
Fuck you very much, Jugears

Posted by: kbdabear at October 24, 2011 12:03 PM (Y+DPZ)

68

Dictator on a stick.

LMAO!!

Posted by: jewells45, teapartyterrorist at October 24, 2011 12:03 PM (l/N7H)

69

We can't wait! (for Obama, the stutteringclusterfuckofamiserablefailure, to get the hell out of office)

Posted by: the Butcher at October 24, 2011 12:03 PM (8g9qq)

70 B. Hussein Osama is the 1%.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 24, 2011 12:04 PM (ieDPL)

71 Models Forecast Obama Losing 56.5% of the VoteIt just seems more pleasing to the eye this way.

Posted by: Heorot at October 24, 2011 12:04 PM (Nq/UF)

72 Chileans models have better forecasts
- Cain

Posted by: Cherry pi at October 24, 2011 12:05 PM (OhYCU)

73 53 Stop staring at my boobs. Posted by: The Forecast Model at October 24, 2011 03:57 PM

No, stop staring at MY boobs

Posted by: Pamela Geller, Hannity's new BFF at October 24, 2011 12:05 PM (Y+DPZ)

74 43.5%

That's OK, I'll get 15% as an independent!!!
- Trump

Posted by: Cherry pi at October 24, 2011 12:06 PM (OhYCU)

75 Speaking of polls, make sure to go over to HotAir and vote for the Garden Gnome over Obama in Patrick's snap poll. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 24, 2011 12:06 PM (5H6zj)

76

Didn't screw up a hurricane
He hasn't had one to screw up yet, but he sure turned the Gulf Oil spill into one giant clusterfuck

Well he sort of had one, that was a Category One (maybe) when it hit landfall, and was so dangerous that the braindead dipshits in NYC were having hurricane parties.  So yeah, clearly the equivalent of Katrina.

Posted by: buzzion at October 24, 2011 12:06 PM (GULKT)

77 So this is what they meant by leading from behind?

Posted by: Zombie KaDaffy at October 24, 2011 12:07 PM (ieDPL)

78

73 Chileans models have better forecasts.

But we have bigger boobs. ....And brazillians.

Posted by: Forecast Models at October 24, 2011 12:07 PM (Jd1fD)

79

This coincides nicely with my prediction that SCOAMF will get 40% of the popular vote, just because he can't get any lower than that.  Figure in his "base", plus the elderly who think FDR is still President when they hear "Democrat", and you get something around 40%.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 24, 2011 12:09 PM (1+CnU)

80 IMHO computer models are just junk. Garbage in... - you know the rest.

Posted by: AlGore at October 24, 2011 12:09 PM (BvTwT)

81
here's my list:

Obama has put millions more on Food Stamps

Obama has facilitated and fostered the housing/foreclosure crisis.

Obama had the worst single months-losses in Afghanistan.

Obama has given us 3 years of high unemployment.

Obama has given us gas prices consistently over $3/gal for over two years.

And Obama has put us another $4T deeper in debt.

And Obama's 'recovery' is one of the longest, if not the longest recession in our nation's history.

So Fuck You, You Obama Rump Swab Facebook Faggot.


Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2011 12:09 PM (sqkOB)

82 Toppled Gaddafi
Leading from behind as usual, broke every rule the left bashed Bush for and takes credit as usual for the hard work done by others
Not only that, but toppling Gaddafi might lead to an even greater threat with a more Islamist Libya.  Was toppling Gaddafi worth 20000 SA-7 missiles loose and God-only-knows how much WMD material in the hands of Iran?

Typical of Obama and his cronies - never looking at the long term, only at things to give some short-term political gain.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 24, 2011 12:10 PM (c0A3e)

83 Radical Islamist's seize power in Egypt and Libya

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED



Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 24, 2011 12:11 PM (ze29X)

84 I am trying to figure out how helping install an islamist government in a country is an achievement ... Libya will become an even bigger cess pool.

Posted by: HawtconservativeMan at October 24, 2011 12:11 PM (GvYeG)

85 I think we should adopt some of Labia's democratic traditions.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 24, 2011 12:11 PM (ieDPL)

86 KaDaffy was sodomized in keeping with mohomedan tradition.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 24, 2011 04:02 PM (ieDPL)

So, I guess this explains the Occupier's desire for their own Turkish, uh, Arabic Spring...

Posted by: Yeah, I went there at October 24, 2011 12:12 PM (7BU4a)

87

Winning 43% of the vote can make you a winner, son.

Posted by: Ross Perot at October 24, 2011 12:12 PM (f8XyF)

88 If you spell "hot" as "hawt", does it take away from your hotness?

Posted by: HawtconservativeMan at October 24, 2011 12:12 PM (GvYeG)

89 Next on the list: An Arab Spring in Iraq

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 24, 2011 12:13 PM (ze29X)

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 24, 2011 12:13 PM (c0A3e)

91 35 This just in:

New computer models show that 43.5% of Americans are COMPLETELY INSANE!      voting for Obama to prove they aren't racist.  Even black people.  Some people really do believe what Hollywood stars say.

FIFY

Posted by: Jack at October 24, 2011 12:13 PM (zKFOT)

92 Well hell 84 ...

Posted by: HawtConservativeMan at October 24, 2011 12:14 PM (GvYeG)

93  so we now have 43% public servants and /or on the dole?

I think it was 42% who pay no taxes, so that's his base. He's winning over 1% of the rest.

Posted by: t-bird at October 24, 2011 03:53 PM (FcR7P)

 

The non-taxpayers are more like around 47%.  The SCOAMF isn't going to get 3% of those people.

Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at October 24, 2011 12:14 PM (UNB7o)

94 We need a map of the electoral college results for our political pr0n consumption...heh

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 24, 2011 12:16 PM (XvHmy)

95 We are the 3%!!!!!!!

Posted by: HawtConservativeMan at October 24, 2011 12:16 PM (GvYeG)

96 Wait a minute ...

Posted by: HawtConservativeMan at October 24, 2011 12:16 PM (GvYeG)

97 Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at October 24, 2011 04:14 PM (UNB7o)

So, basically, we're agreed that his support comes, almost entirely from the moocher class, plus-or-minus a few percentage points.

That's good to know.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at October 24, 2011 12:16 PM (8y9MW)

98 But we have bigger boobs. ....And brazillians.

I think we spent about a brazillion on that Solyndra thingie if I remember correctly.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Son of a Welsh Coal Miner at October 24, 2011 12:17 PM (QKKT0)

99 man, Battlefield 3's campaign is worse than the Bad Company games

Posted by: The Dude at October 24, 2011 12:17 PM (M8yfa)

100 Posted by: The Political Hat at October 24, 2011 04:16 PM (XvHmy)

I'm sure CAC will be along with one eventually.

BTW- with as much content as he provides, can John E be promoted to Coblogger?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at October 24, 2011 12:17 PM (8y9MW)

101 Look for HA to do an in depth analysis of each percentage point...either way...

Posted by: NfromNC at October 24, 2011 12:18 PM (MbeEN)

102 I could get 43.something percent of the vote next year--from the Usual Suspects.  Zombie Khaddaffi could get 43.........

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, keeping it Real at October 24, 2011 12:18 PM (UqKQV)

103 This model is definitely flawed. It does not take into account all the dead people who will cast ballots for Obama. That after a cursory analysis. More detailed analysis will likely find more flaws.

Posted by: RioBravo at October 24, 2011 12:19 PM (eEfYn)

104 Radical Islamist's seize power in Egypt and Libya

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

I've learned that its hard to predict how these things will turn out sometimes.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter, Only The 2nd Worst President of the Last 100 Years at October 24, 2011 12:19 PM (QKKT0)

105 Leading from behind as usual Well, sodomizing from behind. With a big stick.

Posted by: Barry XVI at October 24, 2011 12:19 PM (FcR7P)

106 Not voting 3rd party even wth Romney as the candidate.

Posted by: HawtConservativeMan at October 24, 2011 12:19 PM (GvYeG)

107
SE Cupp was guest hosting on a local morning radio show in Boston, today.

She did a great job. Throughout the morning, she'd read a "Rick Perry Facts" every couple of minutes.

For instance: "Rick Perry can win Connect Four in just 3 moves."

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2011 12:19 PM (sqkOB)

108 53 Stop staring at my boobs.

Posted by: The Forecast Model at October 24, 2011 03:57 PM (Jd1fD)



http://chzb.gr/bUZFoy

Posted by: kretyn at October 24, 2011 12:20 PM (fWdId)

109 Consensus has ruled!  Now all the right-thinking liberals have to go along with the consensus.

Posted by: theCork at October 24, 2011 12:21 PM (zL5Q1)

110 >>BTW- with as much content as he provides, can John E be promoted to Coblogger?

I'd still like to see Miss80sBaby be made co-blogger as well.  She brings teh knowledge on Congressional matters. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 24, 2011 12:21 PM (5H6zj)

111 Forecasts. Commonly associated with weather. Commonly wrong.

We have to fight this like we are behind. Always.

The GOP has a glass jaw and keeps leading with its chin.

Posted by: sifty at October 24, 2011 12:21 PM (4CSeG)

112 Perry is right about the border.. how the hell do you build a fence here?

You've got a bunch of folks you don't want right. I know how I'd solve that problem.

Posted by: Progressive peoples paradise of China at October 24, 2011 12:21 PM (0q2P7)

113 If you do not vote for Obama, you will be sodomized
- Sheriff Joe

Posted by: Cherry pi at October 24, 2011 12:22 PM (OhYCU)

114
I think that Ace fellow would make a great regular blogger.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2011 12:22 PM (sqkOB)

115 I'd still like to see Miss80sBaby be made co-blogger as well.  She brings teh knowledge on Congressional matters.

Seconded! 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 24, 2011 12:23 PM (c0A3e)

116 The Romans could build waterproof concrete a thousand years ago.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 24, 2011 12:23 PM (ieDPL)

117 I think that Ace fellow would make a great regular blogger

If he would just eat more fiber.

Posted by: sifty at October 24, 2011 12:23 PM (4CSeG)

118 Roll the Prosperity Montage, roll it now, NOW!

Posted by: MFM at October 24, 2011 12:23 PM (evdj2)

119 Was just called by "The Iowa Poll".  Some of the questions were unsubtle, like "Do you think experience in elective office is more important or in business?"

Well, I like some of each, thank you.

Still, they know I'm going to the caucus, will support Rick Perry, but I'm not terribly hostile to the others.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 24, 2011 12:23 PM (T0NGe)

120 another RINO worse then John McCain?

Whoa, there, Cowboy.  Let's not be too hyperbolic.  Romney is pleny bad, he's not as bad (in key areas) as McCain was.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at October 24, 2011 12:24 PM (8y9MW)

121 The Rio Grande needs crocs and hippoes.  Think of the tourism.

Posted by: Cherry pi at October 24, 2011 12:24 PM (OhYCU)

122 117 If you do not vote for Obama, you will be sodomized
- Sheriff Joe

Well, if that's the case, I won't vote for myself.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 24, 2011 12:24 PM (ze29X)

123 FAILURE Accomplished

Posted by: buzzsaw at October 24, 2011 12:24 PM (M3mVf)

124
Firm Stools

good nick, or no?

good name for a band?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2011 12:25 PM (sqkOB)

125 So, basically, we're agreed that his support comes, almost entirely from the moocher class, plus-or-minus a few percentage points.

That's good to know.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at October 24, 2011 04:16 PM (8y9MW)

 

OWS.  The 47%ers or the 47%er wannabe's.  It's a sad, sad commentary on the state of this nation.

Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at October 24, 2011 12:25 PM (UNB7o)

126 Miss80sBaby is teh roxxorz. She is my favorite news source. Screw CSPAN and the rest.

Posted by: sifty at October 24, 2011 12:25 PM (4CSeG)

127 Genetically Modified Piranha should do the trick.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 24, 2011 12:25 PM (ieDPL)

128

well if it's a computer model iguess there's no arguing...

but what does it mean?

 

i think it means we should find the most lilly-livered, spineless, reach- around-the-aisle, go-along-to-get-along RINO we can find...

 don't ask me why, i just really hate these conservative purists with their "Constitution, this and Constitution that..." they make me sick, they just can't understand how much better off they are being forced to live the way their betters think they should.

Posted by: team Romney/Perry/Cain at October 24, 2011 12:26 PM (m6OUa)

129 Miss80sBaby is teh roxxorz. She is my favorite news source. Screw CSPAN and the rest.

Don't forget to give Vic his props.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at October 24, 2011 12:26 PM (8y9MW)

130

89 If you spell "hot" as "hawt", does it take away from your hotness?

Not really. ....Especially if you're wearing a leather kilt.

 

Posted by: ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at October 24, 2011 12:26 PM (Jd1fD)

131 I, for one, like boobs, whether Brazilian or not.

Which is why I'll vote for anyone but Obama!

Posted by: HappyGoLucky at October 24, 2011 12:26 PM (be5IN)

132 If one adds up all the federal govt. employees AND all the illegal immigrants (who will vote if it's legal or not) AND all the occupants of Calif and NewYork and Illinois.....the bastard will still be hard to beat.

Posted by: MrObvious at October 24, 2011 12:26 PM (2uovW)

133 David Duke endorses #OccupyWallStreet

Gentlemen, this calls for pudding.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 24, 2011 12:26 PM (T0NGe)

134

I'd still like to see Miss80sBaby be made co-blogger as well.  She brings teh knowledge on Congressional matters. 

Word.

Posted by: fluffy Sunbeam, itinerant drummer at October 24, 2011 12:27 PM (O6q63)

135 Not really. ....Especially if you're wearing a leather kilt.

Speaking of kilts: did you know that a Tartan kilt will set you back 1K or more?

I've been bitter about that for several years, now.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at October 24, 2011 12:28 PM (8y9MW)

136 Polar bears will not vote for this Obama fellow.

Posted by: One of those scientsts at October 24, 2011 12:29 PM (BbX1b)

137 If there's a steady set of tits in it, I'll believe anything you say.

Posted by: Winston Zeddemore at October 24, 2011 12:29 PM (UK9cE)

138 Perry is right about the border.. how the hell do you build a fence here?

So Texas has finished their moat? Are they filling it with gators yet?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 24, 2011 12:29 PM (tf9Ne)

139 Romney is pleny bad, he's not as bad (in key areas) as McCain was.

McCain is more conservative that Romney.  And McCain almost ran as Kerry's running mate.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at October 24, 2011 12:30 PM (FkKjr)

140 Posted by: Unindicted Co-Conspirator at October 24, 2011 04:28 PM (IhHdM)

I never said he wasn't worse in some other areas.  The fact is, though, that Romney is far better fiscally than McCain was, and I do trust him more on the border than I do McCain.

That doesn't help with RomneyCare, of course, and that's the thing he'll never overcome in my book (which is why I refuse to pull the lever for Romney, unless some terrible thing occurs and it looks like Texas will actually be a close race in 2012).  But he's not actually MORE of a RINO than McCain.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at October 24, 2011 12:30 PM (8y9MW)

141 Rgh! Stoopid minx!

Stop seeing...

Posted by: kretyn at October 24, 2011 12:31 PM (fWdId)

142 Actually Romney is worse than McCain going strictly by the issues because at lest McCain was never a gun grabber.

He just liked to stick his thumbs in conservatives eyes and he will build "the damn wall" if you let him stick us with another round of amnesty.

Posted by: Vic at October 24, 2011 12:31 PM (YdQQY)

143

My electric fence will work even better on illegals when they're wet.

Posted by: Herman Cain at October 24, 2011 12:32 PM (Jd1fD)

144
You incompetent sons of dogs!!!!!   I did NOT say "Put your STICKS is his ass!!!"

Posted by: Commander of the Libyan Rebel Forces at October 24, 2011 12:33 PM (C8hzL)

145 At a time when the nation calls for another Reagan, we nominate another RINO worse then John McCain? Yup, I can see myself pulling the third party lever.
Posted by: Unindicted Co-Conspirator
.........
No.. I see a third party run only if a very conservative candidate like Perry gets the GOP nod.

The Dems will want to put a stealth candidate in - like.. Huntsman!

He will draw a lot of moderates away from the GOP even while drawing some away from Obama himself.  It may well be enough.

I don't put anything passed these guys.. they are going into this election cornered and without much options.. it will get dirty.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 24, 2011 12:33 PM (f9c2L)

146 Couldn't they build a sprinkler system fed by several large cities and a few urine cannons?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 24, 2011 12:34 PM (ieDPL)

147 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 24, 2011 12:34 PM (fyOgS)

148 You know Romney has been preparing for years to debate Obama on health care, and I think Romney would mop the floor with Obama on the issue.

(Remember: No teleprompters allowed in debates)

Posted by: Breaker19 at October 24, 2011 12:35 PM (ze29X)

149 Couldn't they build a sprinkler system fed by several large cities and a few urine cannons? Would probably be welcomed after swimming thru what Mexico releases in the river.

Posted by: t-bird at October 24, 2011 12:37 PM (FcR7P)

150  Couldn't they build a sprinkler system fed by several large cities and a few urine cannons?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 24, 2011 04:34 PM (ieDPL)

 

On the downside, the only people that would pull maintenance on the urine cannons would probably be Mexicans. 

Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at October 24, 2011 12:38 PM (UNB7o)

151

140 Not really. ....Especially if you're wearing a leather kilt.

Speaking of kilts: did you know that a Tartan kilt will set you back 1K or more?

--------

Oh yeah.....the official registered plaid designs are high dollar. ....Last time I priced a leather one, it was around $2K....but they may be cheaper now. 

Posted by: ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at October 24, 2011 12:38 PM (Jd1fD)

152 DOW 11,900. Barry may win.

Posted by: av at October 24, 2011 12:39 PM (XgePz)

153 135 How did you know ... ?????

Posted by: HawtConservativeMan at October 24, 2011 12:39 PM (GvYeG)

154 148 Actually Romney is worse than McCain going strictly by the issues because at lest McCain was never a gun grabber.

I think McCain would have been a better CinC in most respects.  Not that I'm keen to support McCain, but you have to give him some credit for his military service and years in the Senate. 

It's hard to picture anyone being particularly afraid of Romney.  McCain has that "I might snap any moment" thing going for him that is actually beneficial when dealing with punk nations.

Posted by: Y-not at October 24, 2011 12:40 PM (5H6zj)

155

"No.. I see a third party run only if a very conservative candidate like Perry gets the GOP nod."

 

you don't get out much do you?

 

remember that whole TEA Party thing? yeah those folks were just clamoring for a "moderate" savior, every rally i went to it was "Romney is the greatest" and "boy I sure wish McCain had won"

 

oh wait, i'm sorry that's exactly the opposite of what you hear at a TEA Party rally.


 

Posted by: team Romney/Perry/Cain at October 24, 2011 12:41 PM (m6OUa)

156  Not really. ....Especially if you're wearing a leather kilt.

Speaking of kilts: did you know that a Tartan kilt will set you back 1K or more?

--------

Oh yeah.....the official registered plaid designs are high dollar. ....Last time I priced a leather one, it was around $2K....but they may be cheaper now. 

Posted by: ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at October 24, 2011 04:38 PM (Jd1fD)

 

Someone please tell me on what occasions would anyone want to wear a kilt, other than funerals or marching in parades or shopping malls. 

Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at October 24, 2011 12:42 PM (UNB7o)

157

So if he goes from 52.9% of the vote down to 43.5 that's a loss of 9.4%

 

Applyng that equally across all 57 states, here are the ons that he won with < 59.4% of the vote that would  would flip red...

Maine 4 Washington 11 Michigan 17 New Jersey 15 New Mexico 5 Oregon 7 Wisconsin 10 Nevada 5 Pennsylvania 21 New Hampshire 4 Minnesota 10 Iowa 7 Colorado 9 Virginia 13 Ohio 20 Florida 27

And the Republican would win 40 states and 389 EVs

The dead-ender Blue states would be

D. C. 3 Hawaii 4 Vermont 3 New York 31 Rhode Island 4 Maryland 10 Delaware 3 Illinois 21 Massachusetts 12 California 55 Connecticut 7

So long as the special seven states don't have over 236 EVs we should be OK

 

Posted by: buzzsaw at October 24, 2011 12:42 PM (M3mVf)

158 sock go away

Posted by: shoey at October 24, 2011 12:42 PM (m6OUa)

159 143 If there's a steady set of tits in it, I'll believe anything you say.
--- I prefer the jiggly variety to the steady variety

Posted by: buzzsaw at October 24, 2011 12:43 PM (M3mVf)

160

Posted by: Y-not at October 24, 2011 04:40 PM (5H6zj)

That brings up a point I've been wondering about.

Given Romneys belief system, COULD he lead us in a War? Does he have the Cojones to be a Wartime President?  Because last time I looked, we were already in a couple...

Has he ever been in a fight in his life? or would he crumple at the first sign of aggresion?

IMO, the United States needs to be FEARED, to be safe...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 24, 2011 12:44 PM (NtXW4)

161

i live for the day when i can type

 

Obama WAS a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: buzzsaw at October 24, 2011 12:44 PM (M3mVf)

162 159 DOW 11,900. Barry may win. Posted by: av at October 24, 2011 04:39 PM (XgePz) So is this what the left will be running on? The market, Osama, and Sodomized QKGaddafy?

Posted by: Vote joncelli/Cthulhu 2012 at October 24, 2011 12:45 PM (RD7QR)

163 Someone please tell me on what occasions would anyone want to wear a kilt, other than funerals or marching in parades or shopping malls.

gay square dancing

Posted by: RioBravo at October 24, 2011 12:45 PM (eEfYn)

164 163 weddings, certain off duty military related events ... and anytime you have a woman friend who appreciates it

Posted by: HawtConservativeMan at October 24, 2011 12:46 PM (GvYeG)

165 170 Someone please tell me on what occasions would anyone want to wear a kilt, other than funerals or marching in parades or shopping malls. gay square dancing Posted by: RioBravo at October 24, 2011 04:45 PM (eEfYn) And you know this...how? (I keed, I keed.)

Posted by: Vote joncelli/Cthulhu 2012 at October 24, 2011 12:46 PM (RD7QR)

166 Posted by: team Romney/Perry/Cain
...........
Haha... as if the Tea Party is anything more than a small minority and like they are running the show?  Are you dreaming?

Or maybe I am misunderstanding you.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 24, 2011 12:46 PM (f9c2L)

167

That brings up a point I've been wondering about.

Given Romneys belief system, COULD he lead us in a War? Does he have the Cojones to be a Wartime President?  Because last time I looked, we were already in a couple...

I think he would, provided he got the OK from the focus groups and opinion pollsters first.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 24, 2011 12:47 PM (SY2Kh)

168 Grr... fucking screwy italics thingy is pissing me off.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 24, 2011 12:48 PM (SY2Kh)

169

Dictator on a stick.

LMAO!!

Posted by: jewells45,

That's not what Qaddafi said.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 24, 2011 12:48 PM (OKhgI)

170

170 Someone please tell me on what occasions would anyone want to wear a kilt, other than funerals or marching in parades or shopping malls.

----

Anytime you feel like painting your face blue and kicking some English arse

(or when you feel a bit chafed)

Posted by: W. Wallace at October 24, 2011 12:49 PM (M3mVf)

171 174

That brings up a point I've been wondering about.

Given Romneys belief system, COULD he lead us in a War? Does he have the Cojones to be a Wartime President? Because last time I looked, we were already in a couple...

I think he would, provided he got the OK from the focus groups and opinion pollsters first.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 24, 2011 04:47 PM (SY2Kh)

He would then issue a 1 minute statement, but you wouldn't know if we were in a war or not after he finished.

Posted by: buzzion at October 24, 2011 12:50 PM (GULKT)

172 159 DOW 11,900. Barry may win. Posted by: av at October 24, 2011 04:39 PM

OWS sure is making Wall Street beg for mercy, isn't it

Posted by: kbdabear at October 24, 2011 12:50 PM (Y+DPZ)

173

I don't buy the model projection. For one thing, the hardcore Left has been grooming Barack Obama for this role for decades. Witness his rise to power: the disqualification of all of his opponents in his first bid for elected office, the unsealing of Jack and Jeri Ryan's sealed divorce records, the silencing of Tony Rezko, the convenient decision of a Daley (!) to step down as mayor just in time for Rahm Emmanuel's return to Chicago...does anyone think these people will play fair in an election where it's all on the line? Reminder: they cheat. Imagine the Chicago Way writ large: zombie armies rising from the dead to vote Democratic, disruption of GOP campaign rallies and polling places on election day, voting machine tampering on a national scale, all of it.

For another, the character assassination of Sarah Palin was practice. Whoever wins the GOP nomination will receive more overtly negative press than any candidate in the history of American politics. Negatives about the candidate will be drilled into the electorate in all conceivable ways, from blatant attack ads to quasi-subliminal messaging about the unattractive aspects of the candidate's family. If Mitt Romney's the candidate, for example, we'll see a steady stream of films and TV shows making both direct and oblique references to bizarre Mormon practices and beliefs. (Admittedly, that Mormon underwear thing is bizarre.) The drumbeat of such incessant messaging will have a cumulative and very significant effect. Propaganda works.

If President Obama comes within 5 percentage points behind the GOP candidate in the week prior to election day, he'll win. President Obama doesn't have to be ahead or at a statistical dead heat. All he needs to do is make the comeback story plausible. So as Republicans, we either strive for a Mondale-like blowout or we lose. All or nothing. 

Posted by: troyriser at October 24, 2011 12:51 PM (vtiE6)

174

174 Given Romneys belief system, COULD he lead us in a War? Does he have the Cojones to be a Wartime President? Because last time I looked, we were already in a couple...

----

we just explain to him that it's a hostile takeover with a substantial RIF for them. He's good at that.

 

Posted by: W. Wallace at October 24, 2011 12:52 PM (M3mVf)

175 177 Willam Wallace ... well done!

Posted by: HawtConservativeMan at October 24, 2011 12:55 PM (GvYeG)

176 "Gawddafy was sodomized and buried according to Mooslim Tradition by our rebel allies"
"Er, we are the 43.5%"
Barrack "theLyin kING" and Joe Bite  Me "The Emforcer"



Posted by: Conceakled Kerry or Submit at October 24, 2011 01:01 PM (vXqv3)

177 Could we change the headline to say that models see Obama losing 56.5% of the vote?  I saw "Models see Obama winning" and started hunting frantically for my passport before I saw the rest of the heading.

I hate to think how many shotguns were needlessly racked and hobo hunting expeditions outfitted just because of a poorly phrased headline.

Posted by: Voluble at October 24, 2011 01:06 PM (JKX4x)

178 I can't help but wonder what the number would be with even a faint semblance of an unbiased MFM.

The almost completely compromised legacy media has devolved into the mortal enemy of our free Republic, the polar opposite of the intended function and potential strengths of a free press, and the sole purpose of all leftist infiltrated institutions.

It's easier to blame stupid voters than to purge the marxists from "the news".  

Posted by: ontherocks at October 24, 2011 01:10 PM (HBqDo)

179 @Given Romneys belief system, COULD he lead us in a War?

Well, they are not pacifists, but I do think it's fair to say that there's a certain tendency to try to win hearts and minds first.  And there's a certain noblesse oblige flavor to their approach to other (non-Western) cultures. 

He strikes me as more of a negotiator than a fighter, not just because of his cultural background, but because of his work experience. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 24, 2011 01:12 PM (5H6zj)

180 Screw you 43.5%!!!!!!!

Posted by: Someassholestolemypen at October 24, 2011 01:18 PM (wD2OY)

181 These models. Do they have big boobs?

Posted by: kansas at October 24, 2011 01:25 PM (mka2b)

182 "Gawddafy was sodomized and buried according to Mooslim Tradition by our rebel allies"

So sodomy is a mooslim tradition?  I did not know that.

Posted by: kansas at October 24, 2011 01:27 PM (mka2b)

183 So sodomy is a mooslim tradition? I did not know that. I guess you never read or saw the Kite Runner

Posted by: av at October 24, 2011 01:39 PM (XgePz)

184 But how many dead people and illegal aliens did they poll? Better bump that 43.5% up a little.

Posted by: Steve Lockridge at October 24, 2011 01:40 PM (+ds8F)

185

>>BTW- with as much content as he provides, can John E be promoted to Coblogger?

I'd still like to see Miss80sBaby be made co-blogger as well.  She brings teh knowledge on Congressional matters. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 24, 2011 04:21 PM (5H6zj)



I think they would both be very, very fine additions as coblogers, but!...they might prefer what they bring to the table, instead of running the table.  Know what I mean, Vern?


How 'bout we take a Moron vote? 


Posted by: jem at October 24, 2011 01:51 PM (spEu4)

186

Not likely, but if true he loses every state besides Hawaii, Maryland, DC, Rhode Island, Vermont, and Illinois.

 

Thats why I say not likely.

However seeing him lose every 2000/2004/2008 swingstate is within the realm of possibility- those would include Minnesota, New Mexico, Colorado, Nevada, Oregon, Washington, Iowa, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New jersey, Maine, Virgina, Florida, North Carolina, Indiana and Connecticut.

Posted by: CAC at October 24, 2011 02:00 PM (FZFGo)

187 This doesn't seem low enough to me.

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