September 04, 2011
— Open Blogger First they came for the push-up bras, and I didn't speak out...
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Posted by: A Mindful Webworker at September 04, 2011 07:52 AM (W6lga)
Posted by: dagny at September 04, 2011 07:52 AM (zu1Oq)
I have spent a great deal of my life focusing on breast implants and intend to spend a great deal more...
Sounds like a candidate for the AosHQ lifestyle.
Posted by: John P. Squibob at September 04, 2011 07:56 AM (kqqGm)
Posted by: dagny at September 04, 2011 07:58 AM (zu1Oq)
Which? Getting implants or registering them?
Posted by: As If! at September 04, 2011 07:59 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: As If! at September 04, 2011 08:01 AM (piMMO)
This is why we cannot have nice things.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 04, 2011 08:03 AM (ENKCw)
Posted by: Wayne LaPierre's moobs at September 04, 2011 08:03 AM (IlHhR)
Posted by: moki at September 04, 2011 08:07 AM (dZmFh)
Click.
Posted by: As If! at September 04, 2011 08:09 AM (piMMO)
Which? Getting implants or registering them?
Posted by: As If! at September 04, 2011 11:59 AM (piMMO)
Getting them. Facial surgery is next because it makes most people look worse closely followed by ear guages. I'm leaving out obvious stupidity like drugs and being a libtard.
Posted by: dagny at September 04, 2011 08:11 AM (zu1Oq)
When I'm older I might do what Rosanne Barr describe a few years ago as "shortening" her breasts.
Posted by: As If! at September 04, 2011 08:12 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 04, 2011 08:13 AM (eOXTH)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 04, 2011 08:17 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 04, 2011 08:18 AM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 04, 2011 08:19 AM (eOXTH)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 04, 2011 08:19 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 04, 2011 08:21 AM (eOXTH)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 04, 2011 08:22 AM (eOXTH)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 04, 2011 08:23 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 04, 2011 08:25 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at September 04, 2011 08:25 AM (ehEyA)
You misunderstand SCOAMF. Obama's a miserable failure as:
- a President
- an American
- an umbrella user
- an extemporaneous speaker
- a baseball pitcher
- a gift giver
and many, many more things.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 04, 2011 08:26 AM (WXhxA)
Posted by: emaugust at September 04, 2011 08:26 AM (E8wmM)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 04, 2011 08:26 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: steevy at September 04, 2011 08:26 AM (fyOgS)
Posted by: Associate assistant deputy of the boob tracking commission at September 04, 2011 08:27 AM (AbNvL)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 04, 2011 08:29 AM (AZGON)
Sounds like the inspiration for that SATC episode where Samantha, with the killer body, went in for a fat injection and the doctor took a pen and marked up her imperfections until she looked like a road-map. She, too, left.
Posted by: As If! at September 04, 2011 08:31 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 04, 2011 08:32 AM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Libra at September 04, 2011 08:33 AM (kd8U8)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 04, 2011 08:33 AM (zgZzy)
Bushehr Reactor Starts Working
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 04, 2011 08:33 AM (c0A3e)
- a President
- an American
- an umbrella user
- an extemporaneous speaker
- a baseball pitcher
- a gift giver
A bike rider
A bus driver Actually, he meant to run over those people. Didn't he?
Posted by: As If! at September 04, 2011 08:36 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: Will Folks at September 04, 2011 08:36 AM (zgZzy)
Will Folks, that joke that just won't die.
Posted by: As If! at September 04, 2011 08:37 AM (piMMO)
We must establish federal minimum safety brassiere requirements.
And ban concealed carry. Open Carry Only!
Posted by: Alex at September 04, 2011 08:38 AM (J2ejK)
And ban concealed carry. Open Carry Only!
And you should have to carry the biggest gun you own. If you own an AK-47, carry that openly. Best crime deterrent evah!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 04, 2011 08:47 AM (zgZzy)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 04, 2011 08:48 AM (AZGON)
This, from a dear friend who has implants (and you wouldn't 'know' by just looking, she didn't turn herself into a comic-sized freak):
There have been dozens of studies--spanning decades--since the 70's--all the FDA need do is get over itself and have a look at the results.
Silicone breast implant scare = AGW complete with misinformation, biased reporting and junk science...she says.....
Posted by: stillwater at September 04, 2011 08:48 AM (0GpN4)
Meremortal: "In celebration of my return from the Accidental Ban Desert I can finally have you join me in shouting that Barack Obama is....is...
Crowd: "barack obama is a st....mutter mutter..."
Meremortal: I can't heeeear you!!!!"
Crowd: "(((((Barack Obama Is A Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure!!!))))"
That's better!
Posted by: Meremortal at September 04, 2011 08:48 AM (Usk3+)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 04, 2011 08:51 AM (zgZzy)
Posted by: USS Diversity at September 04, 2011 08:55 AM (aD5Kx)
Posted by: Simon Legree at September 04, 2011 08:58 AM (Usk3+)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at September 04, 2011 09:01 AM (qvify)
Posted by: steevy at September 04, 2011 09:05 AM (fyOgS)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at September 04, 2011 09:06 AM (zgZzy)
Posted by: dagny at September 04, 2011 09:06 AM (zu1Oq)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 04, 2011 09:06 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: dagny at September 04, 2011 09:08 AM (zu1Oq)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 04, 2011 09:09 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: dagny at September 04, 2011 09:09 AM (zu1Oq)
Posted by: Peaches at September 04, 2011 09:13 AM (/ybwc)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 04, 2011 09:14 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: gapeach at September 04, 2011 09:14 AM (zcWhi)
ObamaÂ’s re-election chances depend on painting the Republicans as disrespectful. So why would the White House act disrespectful by scheduling a speech to a joint session of Congress at the exact time when the Republicans already had a debate planned?
I wanted to hate the first sentence in this paragraph, above, but I don't think she's being wistful as much as stating (even inadvertently) that he has nothing better than that to cling to.
The natives are growing restless.
Posted by: As If! at September 04, 2011 09:19 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: stillwater at September 04, 2011 09:19 AM (0GpN4)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 04, 2011 09:20 AM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 04, 2011 01:14 PM (AZGON)
And when they show those ads where the women start out fat and through about 4 frames they get thin?
I always want the thinning process to stop one frame before it does stop.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 04, 2011 09:23 AM (Usk3+)
74 should apply for a research grant.
Posted by: stillwater at September 04, 2011 09:23 AM (0GpN4)
Yes. So the ideal is bony? I don't think so.
Posted by: As If! at September 04, 2011 09:23 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 04, 2011 09:24 AM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: cherry pi at September 04, 2011 09:24 AM (OhYCU)
Interesting as this is, it is now time for our family to engage in the time tested ritual of sighting in the various long guns, prior to hunting season. I personally dislike doing this with my Ithaca 37, damn thing kicks like a mule with rifled slugs and the short barrel. Which is why sighting is frequently accomplished with 3 rounds.
So have a fine day, good people, enjoy this culmination of Summer.
Posted by: irongrampa at September 04, 2011 09:25 AM (ud5dN)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 04, 2011 09:26 AM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: As If! at September 04, 2011 01:19 PM (piMMO)
Mo is admitting Obama can't argue facts, and must go into the pig slop to look for an advantage. I don't like her, but I like what she wrote there.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 04, 2011 09:27 AM (Usk3+)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 04, 2011 09:27 AM (ZDUD4)
Yep. I went into it with an automatic prejudice to disliking it (Dowd, duh!) but every time I found something that got a bit under my skin, she followed it with something that offset it.
She's going to catch flack for this one.
Posted by: As If! at September 04, 2011 09:29 AM (piMMO)
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Posted by: cherry pi at September 04, 2011 09:30 AM (OhYCU)
Yes. So the ideal is bony? I don't think so
Exactly. Give me some curves! It's programmed deep in my DNA from the caveman days. Curvy hips indicate good childbearing ability.
Damn fashionistas design clothes to look good hung on a coat hangar. So they want models built like that. Uggh...
Posted by: Meremortal at September 04, 2011 09:30 AM (Usk3+)
I understand the trainers for compliance officers come directly from the ranks of TSA screeners. So, there's a money-savers.
Bethune-Cookman is up 42-0 on the Washington Generals A&M in the middle of the second quarter on ESPN
Posted by: Truman North, TPT at September 04, 2011 09:31 AM (+gfwN)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 04, 2011 09:32 AM (ZDUD4)
Obama: IÂ’m Done Working with CongressI'm off to the range. To shoot some holes into things.
Posted by: Barbarian at September 04, 2011 09:34 AM (EL+OC)
Posted by: BJ Clinton at September 04, 2011 09:34 AM (Usk3+)
Posted by: SCOAMF in O'car sales mode at September 04, 2011 09:35 AM (IzuWw)
Here's something you can shake a tit at...
Posted by: stillwater at September 04, 2011 09:36 AM (0GpN4)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 04, 2011 09:37 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 04, 2011 09:37 AM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 04, 2011 09:38 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 04, 2011 09:41 AM (AZGON)
Yup.
To hold down overall federal costs, and to avoid having to go to Congress, Mr. Obama and his advisers have been looking for ways to divert existing government money to purposes that will create jobs...
Is this legal?
Posted by: Barbarian at September 04, 2011 09:42 AM (EL+OC)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 04, 2011 09:44 AM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 04, 2011 01:44 PM (ZDUD4)
Ignorant me. Nevermind...
Posted by: Barbarian at September 04, 2011 09:45 AM (EL+OC)
It is good to be King, even if for only four years.
It also doesn't hurt to have one of "my people" backing me at the Dept of Injustice.
Posted by: Barry Ø at September 04, 2011 09:54 AM (i3+c5)
If all was really right in the world, an incompetent, lazy-ass, petty, angry narcissist such as he would not ever be elected president, and his gold digger of a wife wouldn't be spending millions living the high life while telling everyone else how they should live.
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 04, 2011 09:57 AM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 04, 2011 10:04 AM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Truman North, TPT at September 04, 2011 10:08 AM (+gfwN)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 04, 2011 10:10 AM (ZDUD4)
I worked for years in medical registries, and in my experience it's extremely difficult to get patients registered and followed-up. This is even true for patients who should be seeing their physicians regularly, such as those who've had transplants or who are being treated for cancer: people move, they die, they change doctors, and so are "lost to followup". Patients with pacemakers can be followed up more easily because their devices need regular maintenance; but even with them, some will simply disappear from view.
So, it doesn't surprise me that compliance is so low among patients who are healthy and have no particular reason to enroll in the study, and who have no reason for follow-up visits: I mean, it's not like the implants ever need their batteries changed.
Posted by: Brown Line at September 04, 2011 10:11 AM (QMPNr)
Posted by: funbag inspector 6 at September 04, 2011 10:11 AM (T6sxD)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 04, 2011 10:14 AM (ZDUD4)
I turned in at 4AM and they were still going. I've come to the conclusion they're just Paulbots with a female leader.
Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 04, 2011 10:15 AM (nRTou)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 04, 2011 10:17 AM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 04, 2011 10:17 AM (d0Tfm)
The Kennedy's came close, but in the end, they were all found out and dismissed as the lowlife pieces of shit they really were.
My wife has a friend who's a long time dem from Peabody, MA. She still loves herself some Kennedy royalty. She was hearthbroken when John Jr. flew his plane into the drink. She also excused Caroline's ill conceived, aborted Senate run by explaining that she was, I shit you not, "an orphan."
Hell, for that matter she loves British royalty, too. We couldn't get her to shut up about the recent nuptials. Thank God my wife usually keeps the communication restricted to FB.
Posted by: The Outlaw in the Heavenly Hall at September 04, 2011 10:17 AM (zxrQh)
I mean, it's not like the implants ever need their batteries changed.
Why do I now I have a mental image of at least one moron here printing up business cards that say "Implant Battery Replacement Specialist"?
Posted by: Mama AJ at September 04, 2011 10:20 AM (XdlcF)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 04, 2011 10:27 AM (ZDUD4)
Maxine Waters believes that the only way to get the economy going again is to spend another trillion dollars or more putting people back to work
This takes me back to a post I read about 2 years ago on some forgotten site by some forgotten Progressive Â…
“Can’t we all agree that it’s about dividing up the spoils ?”
The answer is “NO!”
NOTE to Maxine: There are no more spoils. You spent them all already.
Damn, just another “pirate politician” .. and one ugly wench at that.Posted by: Barney Frank at September 04, 2011 10:33 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 04, 2011 10:33 AM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Errol at September 04, 2011 10:34 AM (d2AYO)
_______
FIFY
Posted by: Anachronda at September 04, 2011 10:38 AM (6fER6)
Hang in til about the 3:20 mark for the payoff. I LMAO.
Oh, and OT, but Ghostbusters on Comedy Central now.
Posted by: As If! at September 04, 2011 10:46 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp
I thought you were kidding. I cannot believe that's still going on. Holy crap!
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 04, 2011 10:56 AM (Ekn9F)
Posted by: buzzion at September 04, 2011 10:59 AM (GULKT)
To which he replied, "Well, I fly F-16s every single day of the week, so I guess I am."
After a short while he asked her what she was. She replied, "I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. I get up in the morning thinking of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV - everything makes me think of women."
A short while later she left, and the fighter pilot ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real fighter pilot?"
"I always thought I was," he answered, "but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."
Posted by: A Lesbian at September 04, 2011 11:00 AM (VMcEw)
"I've worked in the private sector. They expect results" - Ray Stantz
Words that are a foreign concept to Obama.
Posted by: buzzion at September 04, 2011 11:02 AM (GULKT)
Posted by: CaveJohnson at September 04, 2011 11:02 AM (4oJ19)
I don't know if it finally died of natural causes or because I dropped a turd of shame in the punchbowl, but it looks like they've finally moved on.
Posted by: As If! at September 04, 2011 11:03 AM (piMMO)
That would be an interesting experiment, but I'm afraid AoSHQ would eventually collapse under the weight.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 04, 2011 11:03 AM (Ekn9F)
Ohhh! I dare someone to do it.
Posted by: As If! at September 04, 2011 11:04 AM (piMMO)
increasing every Native American’s present standard of living. He referred to his time as a U.S. Senator and how he had voted for every Native American issue that came to the floor of the Senate. Although President Obama was vague about the details of his plans, he seemed most enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about his ideas for helping his “red sisters and brothers.” At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented Obama with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, “Walking Eagle.” The proud President then departed in his motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came to select the new name they had given to the President.They explained that “Walking Eagle” is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.
Posted by: Full of Sh!t at September 04, 2011 11:04 AM (VMcEw)
Are u serious? Because, if so...AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!
Stossel did a great show about the welfare state a couple of months ago and featured the welfare-gulping Indian reservations as an example.
Stark. Stark indeed.
Wake the eff up folks!
Posted by: As If! at September 04, 2011 11:08 AM (piMMO)
My Dinner With Andre vs Swimming To Cambodia?
(if you've seen both movies, I pity you)
(if you like both movies, seek help)
Posted by: söthí at September 04, 2011 11:13 AM (3kL/j)
Posted by: söthÃ
I'd like to join a class action suit against Spalding Grey to try to recoup the two hours of my life I wasted watching this cinematic turd.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 04, 2011 11:16 AM (Ekn9F)
Posted by: Pamela Geller at September 04, 2011 11:20 AM (7cXE7)
I prefer just the simple "boobs" moniker. Quick and to the point.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 04, 2011 11:23 AM (Ekn9F)
Posted by: zombie jackie chiles, esq. at September 04, 2011 11:31 AM (Ou4YC)
#174, I call mine "the girls."
Here's a joke for you guys...yeah, it's stupid, isn't that one of the requirements?
A man walks into a bank, and after waiting for 20 minutes in line, he goes straight to a customer service rep. and says, "Hey, lady, I got this here check for deposit and I'll be goddamned if I am going to wait my ass on line anymore." "Please", says the woman. "I won't have that kind of language in this bank." "Well excuse me, but this fuckin' check ain't drawing any goddamned interest with you yappin' away about my language." "Sir, I don't have to take this abuse" she says. "Well then let's get the fuckin' manager okay? I mean what kind of shit is this I have to take from you?" The manager is summoned, and says "What seems to be the problem?" The woman says, "This man is using vulgar language and I won't stand for it." The man says "Hey all I'm trying to do in this goddamned bank, for Christ's sake is deposit this fuckin' check for 15 million dollars." The manager looks at the check and then at the man and says "And this fuckin' bitch won't help you?"
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 04, 2011 11:32 AM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 04, 2011 11:36 AM (nRTou)
Posted by Johnny (John E.)
It wouldn't surprise me in the least if he walked to the podium sucking a spleef. At least it would explain a lot of his behavior.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 04, 2011 11:40 AM (Ekn9F)
Posted by: cherry pi at September 04, 2011 01:24 PM (OhYCU)
OK, but you need to get with today. A 5 1/4 floppy dick just can't do the job anymore. :p
Posted by: Bill H at September 04, 2011 11:41 AM (FKMW3)
Posted by: Barry Ø at September 04, 2011 11:42 AM (i3+c5)
A woman is having is having a bed wetting problem, so she decides to go to the doctor. The doctor tells her to go and get undressed and wait for him in the other room. When the doctor comes into the room he tells the lady to stand on her head facing the mirror. She figures well, he is a doctor, and gets in front of the mirror. The doctor goes over to the lady and rests his chin between her legs and looks in the mirror. After a few minutes he stands up and tells the lady to go ahead and get dressed and he'll talk to her afterward.
She gets dressed, the doctor comes back into the room, and she asks him what is wrong with her. He tells her that she needs to quit drinking before she goes to bed. The lady then asks him why he had her do the mirror bit and he replies, "I wanted to see how I would look with a beard."
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 04, 2011 11:44 AM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 04, 2011 03:36 PM
"Mon, dis ganja mek de deficit look so SMALL!"
Posted by: MrScribbler at September 04, 2011 11:44 AM (YjjrR)
Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 04, 2011 03:36 PM (nRTou)
Yes, I am ready to call Congress together, to give my Extraordinary speech on this great crisis, where I will, as I've always said, announce that I will be announcing my Jobs plan in coming weeks...
And that Congress has not acted on my Plan, which I will anounce after a jobs Panel has created a BiPartisan plan, to put people back to work.
And its all Bush's fault, and the Dog ate my Jobs Plan...
Posted by: Duh Media at September 04, 2011 11:44 AM (NtXW4)
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert, set up their tent, and are asleep.
Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend. "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger.
Tonto ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What it tell you, Kemosabe?"
The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Tonto, you Dumb Ass, SOMEONE HAS STOLEN OUR TENT!"
Posted by: I condemn myself at September 04, 2011 11:45 AM (NtXW4)
Posted by: Theresa D.
I'm in a weird mood, I guess, cause that was funny as hell, too!
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 04, 2011 11:46 AM (Ekn9F)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 04, 2011 11:47 AM (Qjh0I)
Posted by: I condemn myself
LOL! You guys are cracking me up today!
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 04, 2011 11:48 AM (Ekn9F)
Posted by: GrtflMark at September 04, 2011 11:49 AM (IUG8X)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 04, 2011 11:51 AM (21lBC)
Posted by: chique d'afrique
Well, at least he's there with his family having some nice quality time...oh, wait...
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 04, 2011 11:52 AM (Ekn9F)
Tell me someone just saw the guy in the "West Fuckin Virginia" shirt on ESPN . Hilarious. Camera was on it long enough for everyone at home to read it twice.
I rewound to look for it. Right after Booker's TD. Man that guy got 4-5 seconds on the air Ha Ha!
Posted by: USS Diversity at September 04, 2011 11:53 AM (aD5Kx)
Posted by Johnny (John E.)
It's kind of a pity that one cannot photoshop sibilant s's. But for that, The Same Speech hit is spot on. How embarrassing and sad that our Commander in Chief can be reduced to a half-dozen empty phrases.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 04, 2011 11:54 AM (s1vtf)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
His whole life is an empty phrase.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 04, 2011 11:55 AM (Ekn9F)
Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at September 04, 2011 11:57 AM (4sQwu)
Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 04, 2011 03:36 PM
Joint session? I'm in.
Posted by: Prezizzle the Fizzle at September 04, 2011 12:03 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: A Mindful Webworker at September 04, 2011 12:03 PM (W6lga)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 04, 2011 12:04 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: muffy a oddington III at September 04, 2011 03:57 PM (k1rwm)
As someone who worked with both Military and Civilian Encryption for over 30 years... the writer of that article is stupid.
The ONLY way to ensure data does not get out is NOT to publish it... period.
ALL encrytions can be broken... its just a question of how much time it takes to do so.
Also, WikiLeaks, by having possesion of Classified Data, has broken numerous US laws... by diseminating it? More... for allowing Civilian access to it? (the reporter in question) ... even more...
Why the US is not going after these guys, is a mystery to me... but then this is a joke thread.... so I guess our Secrets are now a Joke?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 04, 2011 12:06 PM (NtXW4)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 04, 2011 12:08 PM (eOXTH)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 04, 2011 12:10 PM (ZDUD4)
_________
Not really, no. Getting all butthurt about who's fault it is that you can't control the release of secret information for which control was lost in order to get it to you in the first place makes me want to point and go "HA-HA!"
Posted by: Anachronda at September 04, 2011 12:13 PM (6fER6)
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Posted by: muffy a oddington III at September 04, 2011 03:57 PM (k1rwm)
Debatable.
Posted by: Retread at September 04, 2011 12:13 PM (BO5ap)
"This report helped me stay abreast of new data and medical developments."
LOL...I wish they would have more pictures for us non readers though...
Posted by: TraakingDoubleDs for a lifetime at September 04, 2011 12:14 PM (PTigi)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 04, 2011 12:14 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Retread at September 04, 2011 12:15 PM (BO5ap)
Watching CNN this morning, saw the Ignorant Redneck comparing himself to Superman. He's gonna "save 'Merica".
I guess Gov 1.9 knows his comics pretty well, because I sure didnt know Superman was a corrupt, cronying, health mandating, government sectoring, no borders Ken doll.
But shoot, since were all nostalgic for better times, who wouldn't want to go back to the good ole days of Texican politics, when the attempted Gonzales and comprehensive immigration reform cram downs destroyed the conservative coalition and paved the way for Obamanation.
Yeah, let's do that again! George the Third.
Posted by: njinfl at September 04, 2011 12:15 PM (M2X9r)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 04, 2011 12:17 PM (Qjh0I)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 04, 2011 12:18 PM (eOXTH)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 04, 2011 12:18 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Ken Moore at September 04, 2011 12:19 PM (KmhkI)
Washington, DC— Today, the American Principles Project announced that CNN will broadcast the “American Principles Project Palmetto Freedom Forum” live in Columbia, S.C. on Monday, September 5 at 3:00 p.m. EDT. The event’s unique format will cut through the talking points and put the candidates to test in a crucial early nominating state. The website www.Townhall.com will live-stream the event, including a roundtable immediately following it with analysis from the three panelists.
Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney will join Texas Governor Rick Perry, Rep. Michele Bachmann (MN), Rep. Ron Paul (TX), former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich, and businessman Herman Cain are set to participate. They be on the stage one-at-a-time and will participate in a question and answer session with three panelists: Sen. Jim DeMint (R-SC), Rep. Steve King (R-IA), and Dr. Robert George, founder of American Principles Project and McCormick Professor of Jurisprudence at Princeton University.
Invitations were also sent to former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani. The criteria set was at or above the 5 percent threshold in the RealClearPolitics.com 2012 Republican Presidential Nomination average at 1:00 p.m. on Monday, August 22, and therefore all qualified for invitations to the Labor Day afternoon event.Posted by: Jose at September 04, 2011 12:19 PM (WTNJJ)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 04, 2011 12:20 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: CAC at September 04, 2011 12:22 PM (JEVge)
Posted by: CaveJohnson at September 04, 2011 04:21 PM (4oJ19)
I've now bookmarked that page.
Thanks.
Posted by: Prezizzle the Fizzle at September 04, 2011 12:22 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 04, 2011 12:23 PM (ZDUD4)
_____
Uphill both ways, right?
Posted by: Anachronda at September 04, 2011 12:24 PM (6fER6)
Posted by: star wars standup at September 04, 2011 12:25 PM (Ou4YC)
Posted by: CAC at September 04, 2011 12:25 PM (JEVge)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 04, 2011 04:17 PM (Qjh0I)
Going to Gameday next week. Wonder if I could get a SCOAMF sign in there.
Posted by: USS Diversity at September 04, 2011 12:25 PM (aD5Kx)
Nope. Different story entirely and I hope you're simply dramatizing with the abortion comparison because, well, there is no comparison to be drawn.
Big boobs do cause health issues and, they make it difficult to find clothes that fit properly and even more difficult to get someone to look you in the eye. People don't generally have their breasts reduced for the sake of getting attention or a lack of self-esteem.
Posted by: Prezizzle the Fizzle at September 04, 2011 12:26 PM (piMMO)
Beware of clicking on it's links, it likes to link ghey pron.
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 04, 2011 12:26 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 04, 2011 12:26 PM (eOXTH)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 04, 2011 12:28 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 04, 2011 12:30 PM (eOXTH)
Posted by: CAC at September 04, 2011 12:30 PM (JEVge)
Posted by: CAC at September 04, 2011 12:31 PM (JEVge)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 04, 2011 12:32 PM (21lBC)
Posted by: buzzion at September 04, 2011 12:32 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: CAC at September 04, 2011 12:33 PM (JEVge)
Posted by: As If! at September 04, 2011 12:33 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 04, 2011 04:26 PM (eOXTH)
THIS! Sometimes even when we didn't need it. Made school interesting.
Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist at September 04, 2011 12:33 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 04, 2011 12:34 PM (ZDUD4)
#244, phoenixgirl, all of those, too, of course! It should be no longer able to post here, yet it persists on a site where it's favorable rating is in the single digits.
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 04, 2011 12:35 PM (Zgfnd)
pretty sweet, you can switch between matches
Posted by: Jose at September 04, 2011 12:36 PM (WTNJJ)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 04, 2011 12:37 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: CAC at September 04, 2011 12:38 PM (JEVge)
Posted by: dagny at September 04, 2011 12:38 PM (zu1Oq)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 04, 2011 12:38 PM (eOXTH)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 04, 2011 12:38 PM (21lBC)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 04, 2011 12:39 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 04, 2011 12:39 PM (eOXTH)
when i went to school the teachers were allowed to beat the kids who needed beating......
I didn't think I needed quite as many as I got, but I definitely needed a few.
Every teacher had a paddle. The worst ones were the ones you never got to see, the ones with the holes in them and the blood...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 04, 2011 12:39 PM (d0Tfm)
I wouldn't have put it that high.
Posted by: Retread at September 04, 2011 12:39 PM (BO5ap)
My SIL was so large that her connecting tissues were separating. She was in pain and out of breath with the slightest of exertion.
Posted by: As If! at September 04, 2011 12:40 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: CAC at September 04, 2011 12:40 PM (JEVge)
Simply said that I was tired of the will-I-or-won't-I tease, and that her Iowa speech was nothing but vague soundbites.
Just an FB quirk?
Posted by: Hey.Wheres.Barry at September 04, 2011 12:41 PM (hyP1j)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 04, 2011 04:39 PM (eOXTH)
What's wrong with that?
Posted by: George Costanza at September 04, 2011 12:42 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: As If! at September 04, 2011 12:42 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 04, 2011 12:43 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: CAC at September 04, 2011 12:43 PM (JEVge)
We had a TEMP do that!
Posted by: As If! at September 04, 2011 12:43 PM (piMMO)
Between the 2009 results, the 2010 results, and the words spilling from Old Dominion Dems mouths, VA is pretty well lost for the President, Northern Virginia and Richmond be damned.
McDonnell has done an awesome job too. Va has a surplus. All the tards in Nova didn't get their stash.
Posted by: dagny at September 04, 2011 12:43 PM (zu1Oq)
Posted by: As If! at September 04, 2011 04:42 PM (piMMO)
Boy-boy, apparently very bad on top of that
Posted by: CaveJohnson at September 04, 2011 12:44 PM (4oJ19)
Posted by: As If! at September 04, 2011 04:42 PM (piMMO)
Everyone is pissed about it. Which do you think it was? 
Posted by: buzzion at September 04, 2011 12:44 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: CAC at September 04, 2011 12:45 PM (JEVge)
Posted by: As If! at September 04, 2011 04:42 PM (piMMO)
Boy-boy, apparently very bad on top of that
brrr.
Why is that the only decent looking men in pron are gay?
Posted by: As If! at September 04, 2011 12:45 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: CAC at September 04, 2011 12:45 PM (JEVge)
Greetings from the Buckeye State.
Posted by: lu at September 04, 2011 12:46 PM (CtuNt)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 04, 2011 04:43 PM (ZDUD4)
Who is it that shows up and lectures us about how life in the 50's was all Pleasantville and Beaver Cleaver? Is that Ken?
Posted by: As If! at September 04, 2011 12:46 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 04, 2011 12:47 PM (ZDUD4)
Very bad? I didn't know there was a very good kind.
On this we are in agreement.
Posted by: As If! at September 04, 2011 12:47 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: dagny at September 04, 2011 12:47 PM (zu1Oq)
Posted by: lu at September 04, 2011 12:47 PM (CtuNt)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 04, 2011 12:48 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: CAC at September 04, 2011 04:45 PM (JEVge)
I think with how many people are sharing the one hash you couldn't get any more personalities in one head.
Btw, the fake spamming of youtube videos after it shows up using its name, funny or annoying? Don't want to be as bad as it.
Posted by: CaveJohnson at September 04, 2011 12:48 PM (4oJ19)
I never, ever link anything I haven't personally viewed. Why would anyone?
Posted by: As If! at September 04, 2011 12:49 PM (piMMO)
You forgot racist.
Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 04, 2011 12:50 PM (nRTou)
Yes. And he admitted that the police "had a file on him". Thankfully the banhammer was used to smite him after he made some violent comments a month or two ago.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 04, 2011 12:50 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: no good deed at September 04, 2011 12:51 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: CAC at September 04, 2011 12:52 PM (JEVge)
Posted by: CAC at September 04, 2011 04:45 PM (JEVge)
Ha, true
Posted by: CaveJohnson at September 04, 2011 12:54 PM (4oJ19)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 04, 2011 12:54 PM (21lBC)
I went at it with a few times and toyed with him at others. Then, I got the feeling that he was living a little too close to the edge and decided to back off. He went effing nuts when I suggested that men did, indeed, screw around on their wives in the 50s and that women were all too happy to oblige.
What an effing schmuck.
Posted by: As If! at September 04, 2011 12:55 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 04, 2011 04:43 PM (ZDUD4)
--Same here.
Posted by: logprof at September 04, 2011 12:56 PM (lh7Yc)
Except for the fact that you said that you mostly lurk. Stop that.
Posted by: lu at September 04, 2011 12:56 PM (CtuNt)
Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 04, 2011 12:58 PM (nRTou)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 04, 2011 04:43 PM (ZDUD4)
--Same here.
dum-dum is back though, and he's a fun troll to whap around because his stupidity is legend
Posted by: kbdabear at September 04, 2011 12:58 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: USS Diversity at September 04, 2011 12:58 PM (aD5Kx)
Posted by: dagny at September 04, 2011 12:59 PM (zu1Oq)
Annoyed the hell outta me too but no one else seemed bothered so I kept my mouth shut. I did a happy dance too when the beatings began.
Posted by: Tami at September 04, 2011 01:00 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 04, 2011 01:00 PM (21lBC)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 04, 2011 04:43 PM (ZDUD4)
I think he and erg are one and the same.
Here is a mindblowing thought though-
what if Erg, bicurous, proudonkey and Gerg are all the same troll... Posted by: CAC at September 04, 2011 04:45 PM
No, proudonkey is the reincarnation of palin steele. The same m.o. , the same style, the same hilarious idiocy. The clincher is that proudonkey comes to the ONT like he's our friend and asks for favors, confirming that he's dum-dum
Posted by: kbdabear at September 04, 2011 01:00 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: lu at September 04, 2011 01:01 PM (CtuNt)
Thanks!
Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 04, 2011 01:02 PM (nRTou)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 04, 2011 04:54 PM (21lBC)
Ha, shes basically the reason i delurked. Just her presence always seemed ruin threads, even this one now has been hijacked and it was about boobies! The SEAL thread was the first time i ever wrote to ace and asked him to ban her. Felt bad that with all the awesome he's been, that that was the reason i wrote.
Posted by: CaveJohnson at September 04, 2011 01:02 PM (4oJ19)
When she linked to a Meggie Mac column in the Daily Beast and said it deftly put Palin in her place, well you know that she can't be too bright
Posted by: kbdabear at September 04, 2011 01:03 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 04, 2011 04:54 PM (21lBC)
Its an American conservative thing IMO... it really takes a lot to get us to the point where we don't want someone to have their say, no matter how insipid or stupid it is...
BUT, once they do cross the line.... done...
Which is whats just about to happen to the Politicians, Lawyers, and Bankers, who now seem to be contolling policy in this country.... Folks are just about fed up with their crap... and then the gloves will come off.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 04, 2011 01:04 PM (NtXW4)
You like those Trig Truther websites best, dontcha TROLL?
IT is vile.
Posted by: lu at September 04, 2011 01:06 PM (CtuNt)
Posted by: CaveJohnson at September 04, 2011 01:06 PM (4oJ19)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 04, 2011 01:06 PM (21lBC)
Posted by: CAC at September 04, 2011 01:07 PM (JEVge)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 04, 2011 01:08 PM (ZDUD4)
I swear I was thinking the same thing. I'd be interested in knowing how many lurkers are out there.
Posted by: As If! at September 04, 2011 01:09 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: no good deed at September 04, 2011 01:09 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 04, 2011 04:58 PM (Y+DPZ)
--Is dum-dum "proudonkey"?
Posted by: logprof at September 04, 2011 01:10 PM (lh7Yc)
I was nice to it. I thought it was just someone actually looking to learn and get some reassurance from others that rejected liberal thought. And then it proceeded to continue telling everyone what its friends think and worry that they were right again, and again, and again after always having them proven wrong. That was proof enough to me it wasn't serious. Then it had the "psychic friends network" website it talked about that I mocked, and the next day lied about what was originally said by it. And then about a month later is when it went off the deep end.
Posted by: buzzion at September 04, 2011 01:11 PM (GULKT)
Part of me wants to go so badly to mock them. The other part of me really likes my limbs and doesn't want some union goomba spitting in my face.
I'm so torn.
Posted by: lu at September 04, 2011 01:11 PM (CtuNt)
C'mon in. The water is juuust fine. Plus, these people smell. A change would do us well.
Posted by: lu at September 04, 2011 01:12 PM (CtuNt)
yes, and having an R as governor and / or Sec of State also helps.
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at September 04, 2011 01:12 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: Jose at September 04, 2011 01:12 PM (WTNJJ)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 04, 2011 01:13 PM (Qjh0I)
Posted by: lu at September 04, 2011 01:14 PM (CtuNt)
Yes logprof. Though he's taking the same strategy he did as Cain's Pizzeria. If you reference him being dum dum he completely ignores the comment, obviously thinking that if he doesn't acknowledge it no one will notice.
I mean if you were accused of being someone you are not, wouldn't you say something?
Posted by: buzzion at September 04, 2011 01:14 PM (GULKT)
Me too. And then she attacked Jane and that was the last straw for me.
Posted by: As If! at September 04, 2011 01:14 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 04, 2011 01:14 PM (21lBC)
Posted by: no good deed at September 04, 2011 01:15 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: CAC at September 04, 2011 01:15 PM (JEVge)
Heck, it would be interesting even if all they did was log on and say "Here!". I bet there are quite a few of them.n A roll call is in order!
Posted by: As If! at September 04, 2011 01:15 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: CaveJohnson at September 04, 2011 05:06 PM (4oJ19)
I mostly lurk and don't comment much, but I've never felt excluded or like I needed an invitation to say something.
Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist at September 04, 2011 01:16 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 04, 2011 01:16 PM (ZDUD4)
I went to Google Earth and searched the windows in Manhattan for signs of cat hoarding but couldn't find anything.
Posted by: As If! at September 04, 2011 01:17 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: dagny at September 04, 2011 01:17 PM (zu1Oq)
Did a lot of SOS flip in 2010? I know he had some big push to make that blue for v. obvious reasons. I wonder how many cons we have serving in the SOS's office in battleground states.
Posted by: lu at September 04, 2011 01:18 PM (CtuNt)
Posted by: lu at September 04, 2011 01:20 PM (CtuNt)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 04, 2011 01:20 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Houston and Baton Rouge at September 04, 2011 01:20 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: lu at September 04, 2011 05:14 PM (CtuNt)
Go and eat their food....bring tupperware.
Posted by: Tami at September 04, 2011 01:20 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 04, 2011 01:21 PM (21lBC)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 04, 2011 01:21 PM (ZDUD4)
Now I have a craving for cheap vodka and I swear my dog just said "Yub Yub."
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 04, 2011 01:22 PM (ExkvT)
--Is dum-dum "proudonkey"?
Yes, I think that's the consensus, and he's studiously avoided ignored it. Palin Steele is too dumb to be Greg/erg. Those are different bridge f**ckers
I still want to know who the 'Ace Sucks' guy is; it has to be an inside joke.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 04, 2011 01:22 PM (s1vtf)
More likely it lives in a suburb in Pennsy and is under the unfortunate belief that claiming to live in NYC lends credibility to her arguments.
Posted by: Houston and Baton Rouge at September 04, 2011 01:23 PM (piMMO)
--Is dum-dum "proudonkey"?
Fingerprints and DNA are a match
Posted by: Troll Detective at September 04, 2011 01:24 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 04, 2011 01:24 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 04, 2011 05:24 PM (ZDUD4)
Wait....they shot him!?
A spoiler alert woulda been nice....sheesh.
Posted by: Tami at September 04, 2011 01:25 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 04, 2011 01:25 PM (21lBC)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 04, 2011 01:26 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: CAC at September 04, 2011 01:26 PM (JEVge)
Posted by: no good deed at September 04, 2011 01:26 PM (mjR67)
He's either a troll or his brother-in-law kicked the everloving shit out of him once. He has some major bitterness.
Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 04, 2011 01:27 PM (nRTou)
Wait....they shot him!?
A spoiler alert woulda been nice....sheesh.Don't get him started talking about The Yearling.
Posted by: As If! at September 04, 2011 01:27 PM (piMMO)
I read the comment you made about your little girl's question to you. That broke my heart.
Sending out good thoughts to you and yours Duke.
Posted by: lu at September 04, 2011 01:27 PM (CtuNt)
He got shitty in a response to one of my comments the other night and I was in no mood to waste time. I told him to go fuck himself and didn't hear from him again.
Posted by: As If! at September 04, 2011 01:29 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: CaveJohnson at September 04, 2011 01:29 PM (4oJ19)
(I'm a bit paranoid about people on the blog thinking I can't speak English properly because I'm African. Alas, it's my first language and the only one I can speak fluently.)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 04, 2011 05:25 PM (21lBC)
Don't worry, we can't speak it properly either.
Posted by: buzzion at September 04, 2011 01:30 PM (GULKT)
We have a big one coming up in OH -- voter identification bill. The polling on that is actually quite good - pretty popular. Nearing the 70's from the last time I saw polling data. I hope those same voters can save SB 5 which is up for repeal and also on the ballot. Unfortunately the libs may get their way on that one.
Posted by: lu at September 04, 2011 01:30 PM (CtuNt)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 04, 2011 05:25 PM (21lBC)
Don't worry about it. English isn't my first language either. But most people here speak moronese, so communicating is easy
Posted by: Ma Bell at September 04, 2011 01:30 PM (H/MnC)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 04, 2011 05:25 PM (21lBC)
Don't be paranoid. You speak english goodly.
Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist at September 04, 2011 01:32 PM (jucos)
He's either a troll or his brother-in-law kicked the everloving shit out of him once. He has some major bitterness.
Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 04, 2011 05:27 PM (nRTou)
Well it could also be that he's telling the truth and his Bro-in-law is just like him. Meaning he's the guy who's invitation to SEAL get togethers always gets "lost in the mail"
Posted by: buzzion at September 04, 2011 01:33 PM (GULKT)
Yes.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 04, 2011 05:12 PM (c0A3e)
--Thought so. What an asshat.
Posted by: logprof at September 04, 2011 01:34 PM (lh7Yc)
Posted by: CAC at September 04, 2011 01:34 PM (JEVge)
Honestly, if your name weren't a dead give-away, I would have never known. Your English looks impeccable to me. Then again English is my first language and I'm teh suck at it. Better not take my word for it! ; )
Posted by: lu at September 04, 2011 01:36 PM (CtuNt)
Posted by: As If! at September 04, 2011 05:29 PM
Him again? I thought I told him to go fuck his mother!
Posted by: Tommy DeVito at September 04, 2011 01:36 PM (Y+DPZ)
I now feel free to make as many typos and grammatical errors as I possibly can!Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 04, 2011 01:38 PM (21lBC)
That was answered with; "all those here who have NOT been banned for racist remarks by Ace himself please step forward ... NOT SO FAST, dum-dum!"
Posted by: kbdabear at September 04, 2011 01:38 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 04, 2011 01:41 PM (21lBC)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 04, 2011 01:41 PM (eOXTH)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 04, 2011 01:44 PM (21lBC)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 04, 2011 01:47 PM (eOXTH)
That and/or it feeds off attention, even negative attention, which is why it has gotten more brash about flat-out insulting posters, especially insulting the 'ettes. The vile things it posted the other day...
Anyway, it should be ignored. Better yet, it needs the banhammer treatment - it has gone way too far and has taken up hijacking threads as another of its petty hobbies.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 04, 2011 01:51 PM (c0A3e)
No, it's called thesaurus writing. Weaker writers resort to thesaurus writing when they feel the need to use 50-cent SAT words hoping the readers will appreciate the writer's intellect. It's found in almost every freshman paper, both in HS and college.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 04, 2011 01:53 PM (s1vtf)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 04, 2011 01:57 PM (21lBC)
Posted by: CaveJohnson at September 04, 2011 01:59 PM (4oJ19)
I told it, to please go crying to it's mother about how mean I am. Then told it to ask its' mother how said mother could not be absolutely mortified and fucking ashamed to have raised a lying, nasty little gutterscrunt of a troll that she did.
That was my delurking debut!
I've been reading here about 5 years and 'rons and 'ettes keep me in stitches, on the overnight thread especially!
Love you all.
Posted by: jwm at September 04, 2011 03:33 PM (spEu4)
Posted by: Second Grave on the Left Audiobook at September 04, 2011 05:28 PM (NmraG)
I've been reading here about 5 years and 'rons and 'ettes keep me in stitches, on the overnight thread especially!
So, now the tough part is over. You must hang around.
See you on the ONT!
Posted by: As If! at September 04, 2011 05:33 PM (piMMO)
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Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist at September 04, 2011 07:52 AM (jucos)