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December 18, 2011

Mosque-Burning/Gay-Bashing Threat Level: Subdued
— Ace

Brady is 8 for 13 with three smitings.
Tebow called a trick play in which he turned the ball into a serpent.

Earlier in the game, there was an Elevated level of gay-bashings, mosque-burnings, and immigrant deportations, as the Broncos were leading the Patriots and making Brady look pretty average.

But the Broncos have fumbled thirty-seven times in a row (estimated), and now trail by 11.

So, if you're a gay Muslim, you have a limited opportunity to run out to the grocery without a high threat of ecstatic bloodletting.

Posted by: Ace at 02:14 PM | Comments (497)
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1 heh.
Unless you lived in a Muslim neighborhood, anyway.

Posted by: Randy M at December 18, 2011 02:16 PM (pSAOu)

2 Pick Rerry!!

Posted by: A. Fufkin at December 18, 2011 02:16 PM (zNVnu)

3 But its not the last 4 minutes of the 4th quarter yet.

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2011 02:19 PM (GULKT)

4 I loved Giselle's spike-please someone sack him.

Posted by: tasker at December 18, 2011 02:19 PM (r2PLg)

5 But the Broncos have fumbled thirty-seven times in a row (estimated), and now trail by 11.

Dude, it's all part of the plan. If they don't trail, how can Tebow lead a comeback?

I wouldn't say the mosques or gays are safe until the clock reads all zeros.

Posted by: DrewM. at December 18, 2011 02:20 PM (dXPup)

6 I hear that Dearborn, Michigan was partly razed and burned to ash during the first quarter. Thank goodness the threat has subsided.

Posted by: Stu-22 at December 18, 2011 02:20 PM (k4bdL)

7 The excellent moderate from a tiny country, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmandinejad, tells us that there are no gay muslims.

Posted by: Truman North at December 18, 2011 02:21 PM (I2LwF)

Heh, never been bashed. Ever. Never even had someone try.

Being 6' 4'', 240, a pretty decent boxer from my Air Force days, and packing heat ...

That doesn't hurt either.

Posted by: Log Cabin at December 18, 2011 02:21 PM (8+NvL)

9 Yeah. Time to fix the formatting, Ace

Posted by: Truman North at December 18, 2011 02:23 PM (I2LwF)

10 Perhaps Tebow prayed for Kansas City today instead of his own team?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 18, 2011 02:23 PM (UR5vq)

11 When did this blog go middle of the road?

Posted by: Dave C at December 18, 2011 02:24 PM (BvRuQ)

12 Ace really is a centrist.

Posted by: kartoffel at December 18, 2011 02:24 PM (OgNv0)

13 It's about time the 'ettes got some lovin' on this blog.

And by that I mean Tebow. Yum.

Brady's a girlieman with a buttchin and hair extensions.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 18, 2011 02:25 PM (f0Xgz)

Wait, is Tom Bradey a Christian? If so, the gay bashing and mosque burnings are back on.

Posted by: Z Ryan at December 18, 2011 02:25 PM (U9NWP)

15 Funny, I feel so . . . CENTERED.

Posted by: Vote for me and I'll set you free at December 18, 2011 02:26 PM (xqpQL)

16 Speaking of Iran: What's Mossad up to over there now? Something spectacular I hope.

Posted by: CMU VET at December 18, 2011 02:26 PM (TPRSC)

17 No. As I said earlier in the sidebar, Tim Tebow is the very first player in the history of the NFL who is also a Christian.

Posted by: Truman North at December 18, 2011 02:26 PM (I2LwF)

18 packing heat ... That doesn't hurt either. Posted by: Log Cabin at December 18, 2011 06:21 PM (8+NvL) Depends on who's doing the packing and to whom.

Posted by: The Terminally Boned at December 18, 2011 02:27 PM (+6ZZN)

Middle of the road posts? Maybe it's a sign.

Figurative pillar of salt for thy humorous blasphemy... Zap!

Posted by: Log Cabin at December 18, 2011 02:27 PM (8+NvL)

20 Denver is playing so dumb right now.

Posted by: Joffen at December 18, 2011 02:27 PM (zLeKL)

21 Ancient Chinese Saying:

Man who walk down middle of road get hit by rickshaw going both ways.

Ba bump bump

Posted by: Vote for me and I'll set you free at December 18, 2011 02:27 PM (xqpQL)

22 Also depends on what you're packing. This is my rifle etc.

Posted by: CMU VET at December 18, 2011 02:28 PM (TPRSC)

23 Well damn...we bought all these supplies for our campaign of intolerant burning, bashing, and mayhem -- and now we'll have no chance to use them. Oh, well. Guess we'll just have to have to go back to selling Christmas trees.

Posted by: Knights Crusader Local #513 at December 18, 2011 02:28 PM (k4bdL)

24 lol, ace!

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 18, 2011 02:29 PM (Xroyj)

25 See, there's the entire difference between the Jeebus Jumpers and the Religion of Peace. Christiandom riot and kills only when its team wins, while the Islamic world riots and kills only when its team loses. Unfortunately, their team is incompetent and still living in the seventh century, so they tend to lose more often than not.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at December 18, 2011 02:29 PM (xqhoO)

26 What am I supposed to do with this assortment of flaming torches now?

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 18, 2011 02:29 PM (EVsi9)

27 26 What am I supposed to do with this assortment of flaming torches now?

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 18, 2011 06:29 PM (EVsi9)

Tiki night BBQ?

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2011 02:31 PM (GULKT)

28 17 you mean, after Reggie White. But Reggie actually had talent, so the media could focus on, yo know, actual skill on the field.

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 02:31 PM (/WZ6r)

29 14

Wait, is Tom Bradey a Christian? If so, the gay bashing and mosque burnings are back on.

Posted by: Z Ryan at December 18, 2011 06:25 PM (U9NWP)

Everybody knows that Tom Brady is a gay Muslim. Don't you watch the news?!

Posted by: Stu-22 at December 18, 2011 02:31 PM (k4bdL)

30 LM Spellcheck, I don't remember "Christians" rioting at any time. "Idiot secular humanists" yes, but not "Christians"

Posted by: Truman North at December 18, 2011 02:31 PM (I2LwF)

31 Rape, pillage and plunder. That's all in a day's work. Work, work,work.

Posted by: CMU VET at December 18, 2011 02:31 PM (TPRSC)

32 Those are still less disturbing than the Obama on a unicorn one.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 18, 2011 02:32 PM (Gk3SS)

33 As a Tom Brady fan, I'm pretty sure he's gay, but opportunistically straight. I mean, most women would have sex with a supermodel. It takes real heterosexuality to have sex with a slumpbuster.

Posted by: Truman North at December 18, 2011 02:32 PM (I2LwF)

34 I got too excited the first quarter and accidently set my house on fire while readying materials.

Posted by: Ronster at December 18, 2011 02:33 PM (JGYCE)

35 That's funny, Ace. You're one of the best writers in turning pretty much any topic into side-splitting or at least guffawing humor.

Posted by: Random at December 18, 2011 02:33 PM (YiE0S)

36 I wonder how many people are hoping beyond hope that Tebow loses just so they can write a column tomorrow about how 'god abandoned him!' If god existed, then [insert sophomoric philosophical crap everyone has thought of, but still passes for high minded philosophy] !!!

Posted by: What a Jerk at December 18, 2011 02:33 PM (bcmD0)

37 haha... Danny Woodhead. 3'8", 54 lbs. Poses for trophies in the off-season.

Posted by: Truman North at December 18, 2011 02:33 PM (I2LwF)

38 Stupid stupid stupid.

Posted by: Joffen at December 18, 2011 02:33 PM (zLeKL)

39 Posted by: Random at December 18, 2011 06:33 PM (YiE0S) --- Go away, racist.

Posted by: Joffen at December 18, 2011 02:33 PM (zLeKL)

40 Tebow's only loss (so far) came to the DETROIT Lions...carefully orchestrated by the NFL to spare Dearbornistan.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 18, 2011 02:34 PM (Ec6wH)

41 Denver D Fail.

Posted by: toby928© at December 18, 2011 02:34 PM (GTbGH)

42 TFB!!!

Suck it, Tebow.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 18, 2011 02:34 PM (Xroyj)

43 >>The excellent moderate from a tiny country, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmandinejad, tells us that there are no gay muslims.

not for long.....

Posted by: ontherocks at December 18, 2011 02:35 PM (HBqDo)

44 Is it Denver's plan to be down 3 scores, or are they really just testing Jesus to see if Jesus really, REALLY loves them more than the other team.

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 02:35 PM (/WZ6r)

45 So, what is a "sumpbuster?"

Posted by: CMU VET at December 18, 2011 02:36 PM (TPRSC)

46 Pretty funny.

I just posted this miracle in the other thread:

Pats are making Denver D look as bad as the Pats D.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 18, 2011 02:36 PM (JYheX)

47 Truman: My bad. I was counting, by mistake I suppose,
    2.1 First Crusade 1095Â–1099
        2.1.1 Campaigns
        2.1.2 Siege of Jerusalem
        2.1.3 Crusaders' perspectives
        2.1.4 Scholarly debates
        2.1.5 Crusade of 1101
        2.1.6 Norwegian Crusade 1107Â–1110
    2.2 Second Crusade 1147Â–1149
    2.3 Third Crusade 1187Â–1192
    2.4 Fourth Crusade 1202Â–1204
    2.5 Albigensian Crusade
    2.6 Children's Crusade
    2.7 Fifth Crusade 1217Â–1221
    2.8 Sixth Crusade 1228Â–1229
    2.9 Seventh Crusade 1248Â–1254
    2.10 Eighth Crusade 1270
    2.11 Ninth Crusade 1271Â–1272
        2.11.1 Aftermath
    2.12 Northern Crusades
        2.12.1 Crusades of the Teutonic Order
        2.12.2 Swedish Crusades
    2.13 Other
        2.13.1 Wendish Crusade
        2.13.2 Stedinger Crusade
        2.13.3 Aragonese Crusade
        2.13.4 Alexandrian Crusade
    2.14 Norwich Crusade
        2.14.1 Mahdian Crusade
        2.14.2 Crusades in the Balkans
        2.14.3 Crusade against the Tatars
        2.14.4 Hussite Crusade

Other than those little fracases, and the Inquisition, the Christians have been mostly riot-free.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at December 18, 2011 02:36 PM (xqhoO)

48 Perhaps Tebow prayed for Kansas City today instead of his own team?

Very Christian of him, I must say.

Posted by: KC Chiefs at December 18, 2011 02:36 PM (GTbGH)

49 "Ahmandinejad, tells us that there are no gay muslims."

Not . . . anymore.

Posted by: Vote for me and I'll set you free at December 18, 2011 02:36 PM (xqpQL)

50 36 I wonder how many people are hoping beyond hope that Tebow loses just so they can write a column tomorrow about how 'god abandoned him!' If god existed, then [insert sophomoric philosophical crap everyone has thought of, but still passes for high minded philosophy] !!!

Posted by: What a Jerk at December 18, 2011 06:33 PM (bcmD0

Nah, they'll just be going "See! He can't win when he's playing against a Real NFL team" insulting those other 7 teams that were beaten by Denver with him as QB.

No one wins every game (Right Green Bay) and this was a game I expected Denver to lose. I think they've still got a better shot at finishing at the top of their division than SD and Oakland though.

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2011 02:36 PM (GULKT)

51 So, what is a "sumpbuster?"

Seriously, take heed to Rules for Morons #1: If you don't know what it is, do not ask.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 18, 2011 02:37 PM (Gk3SS)

52 34 - 16 Pats and counting. Agnostics, atheists and Democrats - but I repeat myself - rejoice!

Posted by: ombdz at December 18, 2011 02:37 PM (2DpoY)

53 It's not so much Tebow as it is the defense. Tebow did make a few bonehead moves though.

Posted by: Joffen at December 18, 2011 02:37 PM (zLeKL)

54 Meh, when it came to the game inside the white lines, the Bears just weren't up to snuff today. Won't get my nose out of joint about it.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 18, 2011 02:38 PM (Ec6wH)

55 the Christians have been mostly riot-free.

I believe the majority of them were a reaction to Muslim Offense?

And they took place over 400 years ago?

Even a serial killer gets time off for good behavior.

Posted by: Vote for me and I'll set you free at December 18, 2011 02:38 PM (xqpQL)

Other than those little fracases, and the Inquisition, the Christians have been mostly riot-free.

Bah. Middle Ages. They got themselves a Reformation! But I suppose I stand sort-of corrected!

Posted by: Truman North at December 18, 2011 02:38 PM (I2LwF)

57 No one expects the Tebow Inquisition!

(So ashamed of the Horde that this wasn't said yet)

Posted by: alexthechick at December 18, 2011 02:38 PM (Gk3SS)

58 I tried to warn that kid a long time ago about the pious look-at-me kneeling bullshit.

Oh well. You people should have listened to Me when I told you I was betting on the Patriots today.

Posted by: God at December 18, 2011 02:38 PM (tXq+o)

59 Our boy delivers in the pocket...again!

Posted by: Gay Muslims for Tom Brady at December 18, 2011 02:38 PM (k4bdL)

60 I don't get a gay vibe from Brady at all. Have you seen the way he dresses? And the greasy unkempt hair? I don't think so. But he is from the Bay Area. So he's probably bi.

Posted by: Log Cabin at December 18, 2011 02:38 PM (8+NvL)

61 So, given alex's warning, do you still want to know?

Posted by: Truman North at December 18, 2011 02:38 PM (I2LwF)

62
Weird day in football today, Winless team wins, Undefeated team gets defeated.

Game of the week a blowout so far.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 18, 2011 02:39 PM (JYheX)

63 ATC: But I'm here to learn. Please enlighten me.

Posted by: CMU VET at December 18, 2011 02:39 PM (TPRSC)

64 Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at December 18, 2011 06:36 PM (xqhoO)

You forgot setting Rome afire.

Posted by: Zombie Nero at December 18, 2011 02:39 PM (p5NB6)

65 >>You're one of the best writers in turning pretty much any topic into side-splitting or at least guffawing humor.
Posted by: Random at December 18, 2011 06:33 PM (YiE0S)

You're one of the worst steaming, fly covered, dung pile trolls persistently failing while posing as a clever know it all in existence.

Congrats Skidmark

Posted by: ontherocks at December 18, 2011 02:40 PM (HBqDo)

66
48 2.1.4 Scholarly debates

Yeah, that was an epic riot!

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 18, 2011 02:40 PM (EVsi9)

67 You forgot setting Rome afire.

Rome had it coming. Did you see the way it was playing with it's hair?

Posted by: Mike at December 18, 2011 02:41 PM (Gk3SS)

68 Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at December 18, 2011 06:36 PM (xqhoO)

There is a great deal of difference between a riot and a defensive action, such as the first four crusades. Then there is the matter of heresy, which was as much a threat to civilization as to religion in times past. I think you read history with a bit of anachronism.

Posted by: tcn at December 18, 2011 02:41 PM (hQX3k)

When a sports team or athlete, and this is especially true in baseball, has a long losing streak or a player has a long hitting drought, the players will hit the town looking for the least-attractive women then can find, and try to sleep with them. Somehow, this is supposed to earn them good karma and break the slump.

Slumpbuster.

Posted by: Truman North at December 18, 2011 02:41 PM (I2LwF)

70 Tim, here's the deal. You're okay for a new guy and, while I'm ambivalent about all the cheesy shout-outs, your heart is obviously in the right place. But I've already got a favorite and you're getting a good look at that boy today.

bwahahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: JC, posting from a secret location at December 18, 2011 02:41 PM (Xroyj)

71
btw, the refs are part of satan's team.

ok, that was mean

_{but its true.}

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 18, 2011 02:41 PM (JYheX)

72 Rome is burning? Where is my boy Silvio?

Posted by: CMU VET at December 18, 2011 02:42 PM (TPRSC)

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 18, 2011 02:42 PM (Xroyj)

74 OMG that was a crazy play!

Posted by: Joffen at December 18, 2011 02:42 PM (zLeKL)

75 Well whatever happens, I doubt Tebow will be this emasculated tomorrow morning.

Brady should've stuck with that first babe. His current bimbo completely neutered him.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 18, 2011 02:42 PM (f0Xgz)

76 70 Also known as "hopping on the hand grenade".

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 02:42 PM (/WZ6r)

77 63: Well game of the week was just media hype anyway. I mean I've been loving the 4th quarter comebacks, but Denver has looked like a cray lucky team, not a good team.

Posted by: Palerider at December 18, 2011 02:43 PM (cQZV0)

78 Other than those little fracases, and the Inquisition, the Christians have been mostly riot-free.

So...even the latest event on your list was, what, fifteenth century?

Posted by: Stu-22 at December 18, 2011 02:43 PM (k4bdL)

79 Good gaia-is that a yorkie in his basket?

Posted by: tasker at December 18, 2011 02:45 PM (r2PLg)

80 Truman: I thank you. I now know more today than I did yesterday, but does it really work?

Posted by: CMU VET at December 18, 2011 02:45 PM (TPRSC)

2.15. Operation INFINITE JUSTICE! Fuck yeah!

The Croosades, by Big Fat Meanie

The croosades were fought in the early milenium by the European UNion as a way to prevent the Moslems of the middle east of levant and asia miner from exhausting too much carbon-based exhaust. The Moslems did not beleeve in Globul Warming and yet the European Union changed their mind. It didn't turn it out too good for Joos, but when has that ever happened?

The end.

Can I have my PhD now?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 18, 2011 02:45 PM (Ec6wH)

82 Right now Denver is pretty godforsaken. Read that as literal or metaphoric as you will.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2011 02:46 PM (nj1bB)

83 So...even the latest event on your list was, what, fifteenth century?

And who on Earth classifies the Crusades as "riots" anyway?

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 18, 2011 02:46 PM (EVsi9)

84 55 Yeah, they played like Sam Hurd distributes coke... terribly.

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 02:46 PM (/WZ6r)

85 Ouch!

Posted by: ontherocks at December 18, 2011 02:47 PM (HBqDo)

86 Yesssss!!!! The sacking!

Posted by: tasker at December 18, 2011 02:47 PM (r2PLg)

87
I for the life of me can't figure out why Denver doesn't do a no huddle while Tebow is learning.

wow, Brady just got hammered.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 18, 2011 02:47 PM (JYheX)

88 Wow. Mr Brady meet Mr dumerville.

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 02:47 PM (/WZ6r)

89 Good Lord...that had to hurt!

Posted by: Tami at December 18, 2011 02:47 PM (X6akg)

90 Good gaia-is that a yorkie in his basket?

It's faaaaaaaabulous, isn't it??

*jazz hands*

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 18, 2011 02:47 PM (f0Xgz)

91 >>>II for the life of me can't figure out why Denver doesn't do a no huddle while Tebow is learning. I think part of their success has been controlling the clock and limiting the opposing offenses' attempts.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2011 02:48 PM (nj1bB)

92 Denver is due a turnover sometime in the 4th. Now whether it's Denver turning it over again to the Patriots, or visa-versa, I have no fu_king idea.

Posted by: Racist, Right-Wing Terrorist...or Tea Party Member for short at December 18, 2011 02:49 PM (cPQZY)

93 Though I guess you can do a slow no huddle. No reason it has to be fast. Ignore me.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2011 02:49 PM (nj1bB)

94 For some reason I thought Dumerville wasn't going to play today. That was quite a pop he gave TB.

Posted by: Theresa loves the Cowboys at December 18, 2011 02:49 PM (nAvCW)

95 So is it time yet for the Molotov Cocktails of Lime Green Jello Salad?

Posted by: Mrs. Mittens at December 18, 2011 02:49 PM (s7mIC)

96 whoops sock/off
although that one kinda worked too

Posted by: chemjeff at December 18, 2011 02:49 PM (s7mIC)

97 84 So...even the latest event on your list was, what, fifteenth century?

And who on Earth classifies the Crusades as "riots" anyway?

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 18, 2011 06:46 PM (EVsi9)

I don't think the Inquistions are much of riots. That was a case of the church looking into claims of heresy by Catholics mainly due to Jewish converts still being accused of following Judaism instead of Catholicism. And it only really got out of hand when the monarchy in Spain got into control, and settled down once the church again gained oversight. It really cut down on the witch burnings in Spain which were all the rage across Europe at the time too.

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2011 02:49 PM (GULKT)

98 Well if Tebow pulls this out I am going to start going back to church.

Posted by: robtr at December 18, 2011 02:50 PM (MtwBb)

99
I agree Ace but the no huddle doesn't have to be hurry up.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 18, 2011 02:50 PM (JYheX)

100 It's faaaaaaaabulous, isn't it?? *jazz hands* ***** Uptwinkles!

Posted by: tasker at December 18, 2011 02:50 PM (r2PLg)

101 Well whatever happens, I doubt Tebow will be this emasculated tomorrow morning.

Is that a...kitten in the basket? Oo

Posted by: Alex at December 18, 2011 02:50 PM (+1TUS)

102 Brady earned a place on my "list" because of this damned commercial:

Tom Brady Supports WWF's Earth Hour.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 18, 2011 02:51 PM (UR5vq)

103 and ignore me too. slow typer.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 18, 2011 02:51 PM (JYheX)

104 Well if Tebow pulls this out I am going to start going back to church.

Well, supposedly he's waiting for the right church-going gal in order to pull it out.

Posted by: Alex at December 18, 2011 02:51 PM (+1TUS)

105 on a serious note, if this QB thang don't work out for tebow, he could find time as an RB. you guys see him shrug off some LBs earlier in the game? strong dude. and quicker than i thought.

Posted by: whiskey tango at December 18, 2011 02:52 PM (JvP2I)

106 Tom Brady Supports WWF's Earth Hour.

Even more faaaaabulous! Love his Dorothy Hamil wedge cut in this clip!

(yes, in case you haven't noticed, the Colts fan in me loathes the Patriots. Brady even more. I do believe he's a closet homosexual to boot. Not that there's anything wrong with that of course...)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 18, 2011 02:53 PM (f0Xgz)

107 Thou art sackethed.

Posted by: eman at December 18, 2011 02:53 PM (R1+VK)

108 Praise Jesus.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2011 02:53 PM (nj1bB)

109 heh, I better lint roll my suit.

Posted by: robtr at December 18, 2011 02:53 PM (MtwBb)

110

Denver: Egyptian protester

New England: Cairo riot police

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 18, 2011 02:53 PM (Ec6wH)

111 81 Truman: I thank you. I now know more today than I did yesterday, but does it really work? I dunno. I screwed up and married mine.

Posted by: Truman North at December 18, 2011 02:54 PM (I2LwF)

112 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

Matthew 6:6

Posted by: Vote for me and I'll set you free at December 18, 2011 02:54 PM (xqpQL)

113 verily

Posted by: Racist, Right-Wing Terrorist...or Tea Party Member for short at December 18, 2011 02:54 PM (cPQZY)

114 Niiiice!

Posted by: Joffen at December 18, 2011 02:54 PM (zLeKL)

115 Nice series by Denver! 1st and goal.

Posted by: Theresa loves the Cowboys at December 18, 2011 02:54 PM (nAvCW)

116 Everybody does not love that hypocritical Gore-sucking Che-loving pussy-whipped gamma male under center for the fucking Patriots.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 18, 2011 02:55 PM (hO8IJ)

117 Tom Brady Supports WWF's Earth Hour. ***** Wow...how can he talk with his pants so tight? (and what is that-a pile of red meat by his sink?)

Posted by: tasker at December 18, 2011 02:55 PM (r2PLg)

118 Looks like I have to get my arson kit back out to the car.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2011 02:55 PM (nj1bB)

119

Brady is an A-hole and a cheater. He cheats, his coach cheats, his owner cheats, the whole team cheats. They are cheaters and have nothing since being busted for cheating.

Tebow is a good guy. Listen to the his mic-up from last week's game to get full appreciation.

Brady is also a homo.

Posted by: Pete_Bondurant at December 18, 2011 02:55 PM (Q4jrq)

120 I will be very happy with a close score. Very happy.

Posted by: Joffen at December 18, 2011 02:55 PM (zLeKL)

121 Ace! LOL!

Posted by: Pecos, Perry in a blaze of Glory at December 18, 2011 02:56 PM (2Gb0y)

122 WooHoo, The points deficit might be too big to overcome today but the Bronco's led by Tebow never quit playing.

Posted by: Palerider at December 18, 2011 02:56 PM (cQZV0)

123 34 to 33.

Posted by: eman at December 18, 2011 02:56 PM (R1+VK)

124 Actually, it's a leftist trait to attribute normal human failings to institutions.

There's a reason why Istanbul's not Constantinople anymore.

And the pre-Christian Romans. Hoo-boy, they were uncivilized monsters, except compared to everybody else.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 18, 2011 02:56 PM (73tyQ)

125 OK, here comes the comeback.

Posted by: Truman North at December 18, 2011 02:56 PM (I2LwF)

126
TDbow!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 18, 2011 02:56 PM (JYheX)

127 I do believe he's a closet homosexual to boot.

I'd always assumed this was a girl goat....but I guess I don't know enough about goats.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 18, 2011 02:57 PM (hO8IJ)

128 Everybody does not love that hypocritical Gore-sucking Che-loving pussy-whipped gamma male under center for the fucking Patriots.

But tell us how you really feel.

I just want Belichick to get a ball in the crotch. That is not too much to ask of life.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 18, 2011 02:57 PM (Gk3SS)

129 Seek and ye shall find

Posted by: Racist, Right-Wing Terrorist...or Tea Party Member for short at December 18, 2011 02:57 PM (cPQZY)

130 yes!!!!!

Posted by: Joffen at December 18, 2011 02:57 PM (zLeKL)

131 Salem is in New England, no?

Posted by: Zombie Witch at December 18, 2011 02:57 PM (p5NB6)

132 There's a reason why Istanbul's not Constantinople anymore.

Now that's catchy!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 18, 2011 02:57 PM (Ec6wH)

133 Wait, so "gay bashing" is now considered wrong even by conservatives? All "gay bashing" is is a liberal meme to shut down debate about the Homosexual Agenda, which is part of the broader liberal goal of destroying morality, culture, and good taste. So yeah, we could use a little gay bashing.

Posted by: Chris at December 18, 2011 02:57 PM (XGZYX)

134 I've hated the Patriots since they made up the Tuck Rule in the middle of a playoff game.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 18, 2011 02:57 PM (73tyQ)

135 *sigh* That Tom Brady, he's so dreamy.....

Posted by: John Elway at December 18, 2011 02:57 PM (GULKT)

136 There's a reason why Istanbul's not Constantinople anymore.

Arrrrgggh. Never getting that out of my head now.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 18, 2011 02:57 PM (Gk3SS)

137 They are cheaters and have nothing since being busted for cheating.

Don't forget the cheap shots.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 18, 2011 02:58 PM (hO8IJ)

138 Oh man... I hope the Pats don't break into the Prevent D. Oh wait, that's all they play.

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 02:58 PM (/WZ6r)

139 WooHoo, The points deficit might be too big to overcome today but the Bronco's led by Tebow never quit playing.

Posted by: Palerider at December 18, 2011 06:56 PM (cQZV0)

One part of football I absolutely love, the teams and players who don't quit, no matter what.

Posted by: Theresa loves the Cowboys at December 18, 2011 02:59 PM (nAvCW)

140

Brady even more. I do believe he's a closet homosexual to boot.

Give me a break.

Fact is, Tebow and Brady do have something in common. Both are alpha males.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 18, 2011 02:59 PM (aLcLt)

141

I just want Belichick to get a ball in the crotch. That is not too much to ask of life.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 18, 2011 06:57 PM (Gk3SS)

And it would be more proof that God exists and wants alex to be happy.

Posted by: John Elway at December 18, 2011 02:59 PM (GULKT)

142 Chris, you don't seem to know: Gay bashing usually means an actual, physical beating. The bashing is meant literally. And we don't need the metaphorical type too much either.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2011 02:59 PM (nj1bB)

143 What happened to the Battle of the Bulge. Got a taste for some Patton.

Posted by: One-Eyed Cat Peepin' in the Seafood Store at December 18, 2011 02:59 PM (tAwhy)

144 Favre was my guy.

Posted by: beelzebub at December 18, 2011 02:59 PM (GTbGH)

145 /sock

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2011 03:00 PM (GULKT)

146 A nice slow drive that eats up the clock, please.

Posted by: eman at December 18, 2011 03:00 PM (R1+VK)

147 So it's OK for the U.S. to send the Mexicans horde home and "take back our country," but the indigenous Muslims kicking out the European invaders is an affront to Jesus?

Don't get me started on the Spanish expelling the Moors in 1492.

And the Romans exiling the Jews in the first place was just a misunderstanding?

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at December 18, 2011 03:00 PM (xqhoO)

148

Fact is, Tebow and Brady do have something in common. Both are alpha males.

And yet, whichever loses tonight will be raped by hairy Turks until they become a homosexual.

But that's life. Somebodies gotta lose, or what will make the wheat grow next season?

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at December 18, 2011 03:00 PM (TLNYf)

149
So its really a matter of whether the Denver D will show up to give Tebow a chance.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 18, 2011 03:00 PM (JYheX)

150 I'd always assumed this was a girl goat....but I guess I don't know enough about goats.

Good Christ....

I think other than Peaches (for v. obvious reasons) there are not a lot of 'ette Brady fans here.

I knew I liked you girls.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 18, 2011 03:01 PM (f0Xgz)

151
Nope.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 18, 2011 03:01 PM (JYheX)

152 So its really a matter of whether the Denver D will show up to give Tebow a chance.

So that's a no then.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 18, 2011 03:01 PM (Gk3SS)

153 Both are alpha males

So alpha that one of them rides around in a little girlie-man bike with a dog in a basket.

Alpha, indeed!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 18, 2011 03:02 PM (f0Xgz)

154 Fact is, Tebow and Brady do have something in common. Both are alpha males.

If you completely disregard that the phrase "alpha male" has a specific meaning, maybe.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 18, 2011 03:03 PM (hO8IJ)

155 Brady is an A-hole and a cheater. He cheats, his coach cheats, his owner cheats, the whole team cheats. They are cheaters and have nothing since being busted for cheating.

So...you think the Patriots cheat?

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 18, 2011 03:03 PM (RsgV/)

156 Pat's about to score again...

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at December 18, 2011 03:03 PM (TLNYf)

157 Denver defense has to make something happen soon.

Posted by: toby928© at December 18, 2011 03:03 PM (GTbGH)

158 Brady is a top quarterback.... So, he's got that working for him.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 18, 2011 03:03 PM (I49Jm)

159 So alpha that one of them rides around in a little girlie-man bike with a dog in a basket.

Apex alphas can do things lesser men can't do.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 18, 2011 03:04 PM (aLcLt)

160 BTW, this Denver D hasn't played anyone worth a damn. Overrated much?

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 03:04 PM (/WZ6r)

161

>>Brady is also a homo.

_{Yeah, and 9/11 was a knit job by the Shakers}

Posted by: ontherocks at December 18, 2011 03:04 PM (HBqDo)

162 Ten-yard penalty. I'll take it.

Posted by: Joffen at December 18, 2011 03:04 PM (zLeKL)

163 Tackling the guy with the ball would aid the defense.

Posted by: toby928© at December 18, 2011 03:04 PM (GTbGH)

164 So alpha that one of them rides around in a little girlie-man bike with a dog in a basket.

Did you see the video of him carrying the dog in a Vera Bradley bag?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 18, 2011 03:04 PM (hO8IJ)

165 During this stretch of impossible God-like wins from his only son.

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 03:05 PM (/WZ6r)

166 For the Broncos to win this game, they're going to have to put more points on the board than the Patriots. If they can't do that, then it'll be really hard for them to win this game.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 18, 2011 03:05 PM (Ec6wH)

167 Apex alphas can do things lesser men can't do.

I didn't see them in that picture but I bet if you look hard enough you'll see a little bell and tassels on those handlebars.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 18, 2011 03:05 PM (f0Xgz)

168 You have to get a hat on a hat.

Posted by: john madden at December 18, 2011 03:06 PM (GTbGH)

169 Now remember, all the commentators have really been quick to say how its the defense and the special teams that have played really well to keep Denver close enought so that offense doesn't have to score a lot. So they've been wanting to say "Tebow didn't actually win those games." Remember that when you hear "Tebow loses to New England"

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2011 03:06 PM (GULKT)

170 I love you, Ace.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 18, 2011 03:06 PM (wdYeF)

171 167 For the Broncos to win this game, they're going to have to put more points on the board than the Patriots. If they can't do that, then it'll be really hard for them to win this game.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 18, 2011 07:05 PM (Ec6wH)

There's a desk waiting for you at ESPN

Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at December 18, 2011 03:06 PM (sFhEw)

172 Who ordered the Denver D meltdown? Denver D meltdown, comin' uuuuuuuuuppppppp!

Posted by: Theresa loves the Cowboys at December 18, 2011 03:06 PM (nAvCW)

173 so why exactly isn't Tom Brady an alpha male?
personally I think anyone who is a premier QB for a top-rated team deserves the benefit of the doubt for alpha-male-ness
but that is just me

Posted by: chemjeff at December 18, 2011 03:06 PM (s7mIC)

174 148 So it's OK for the U.S. to send the Mexicans horde home and "take back our country," but the indigenous Muslims kicking out the European invaders is an affront to Jesus?

Well, not to be a pain, but the Mussies only became "indigenous" to the Holy Land after invading the place and wiping out the local Christians.

Don't get me started on the Spanish expelling the Moors in 1492.

What about the Moors conquering and wiping out the Christian Visigoths in 711?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 18, 2011 03:07 PM (niZvt)

175 Did you see the video of him carrying the dog in a Vera Bradley bag?

Oh now damn, now I'm just disappointed. I've spent well over $500 this Christmas season on VB.

(they make good products. plus I like to support local businesses. go Ft. Wayne!)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 18, 2011 03:07 PM (f0Xgz)

176

If you completely disregard that the phrase "alpha male" has a specific meaning, maybe.

It means alot of chicks, (and by alot, I mean 95% of hot "alpha" females) would drop their panties for him in a half a second.

Tom Brady, alpha male indeed.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 18, 2011 03:07 PM (aLcLt)

177 I think Ace is a closet God believer

Posted by: Drunkard at December 18, 2011 03:07 PM (t13uJ)

178

I would guess the Patriots just keep running till they cross that yard, or else take a field goal. No passes.

No passes, no interceptions. No interceptions on the next play, Patriots win.

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at December 18, 2011 03:07 PM (TLNYf)

179 174 so why exactly isn't Tom Brady an alpha male?
personally I think anyone who is a premier QB for a top-rated team deserves the benefit of the doubt for alpha-male-ness
but that is just me

Posted by: chemjeff at December 18, 2011 07:06 PM (s7mIC)

Guys that go with a Justin Bieber haircut are automatically disqualified from alpha male consideration.

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2011 03:08 PM (GULKT)

180 Pretty sure Tebow is on roids.

Posted by: Drunkard at December 18, 2011 03:08 PM (t13uJ)

181 nicely done, ace.

Posted by: Hüsker Dü at December 18, 2011 03:08 PM (DpQgi)

182 oh man, that Denver guy isn't moving

Posted by: chemjeff at December 18, 2011 03:09 PM (s7mIC)

183 oh phew he's moving now

Posted by: chemjeff at December 18, 2011 03:10 PM (s7mIC)

184

Ouch... looks like the Raiders might beat Detroit too.

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at December 18, 2011 03:10 PM (TLNYf)

185 Look at Tebow puffy looking

Posted by: Drunkard at December 18, 2011 03:10 PM (t13uJ)

186 Guys that go with a Justin Bieber haircut are automatically disqualified from alpha male consideration.

But it looks so good with his floral purse.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 18, 2011 03:10 PM (hO8IJ)

187 oh man, that Denver guy isn't moving Posted by: chemjeff at December 18, 2011 07:09 PM (s7mIC) Shit, hope he is okay.

Posted by: eman at December 18, 2011 03:10 PM (R1+VK)

188 Three consecutive fumbles is (and 17 points off turnovers) is sort of hard to recover from.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2011 03:11 PM (nj1bB)

189 That pretty much ends it.

Posted by: toby928© at December 18, 2011 03:11 PM (GTbGH)

190 Yep. Game over.

Posted by: Joffen at December 18, 2011 03:11 PM (zLeKL)

191 Patriots Satanists Score!

Posted by: chemjeff at December 18, 2011 03:11 PM (s7mIC)

192 All part of the Plan

Posted by: Satan at December 18, 2011 03:11 PM (/WZ6r)

193 I think God has his children doing roids.

Posted by: Drunkard at December 18, 2011 03:11 PM (t13uJ)

194 Jesssss!

Posted by: beelzebub at December 18, 2011 03:11 PM (GTbGH)

195 Two time outs used when they don't have the ball. Not good.

Posted by: eman at December 18, 2011 03:11 PM (R1+VK)

196 Robert Stacey McCain (and Ace) FTW:

"New England wins. Cancel the Tebow-inspired mosque arson spree."

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 18, 2011 03:12 PM (UR5vq)

197 I guess I'll murder a Mexican *next* week.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2011 03:12 PM (nj1bB)

198 Satan and Hitler are doing an end zone dance.

Posted by: eman at December 18, 2011 03:12 PM (R1+VK)

199 On the plus side, I took NE and gave the points.

Posted by: toby928© at December 18, 2011 03:12 PM (GTbGH)

200 Damn. They played like shit.

Posted by: Joffen at December 18, 2011 03:13 PM (zLeKL)

201 198 I guess I'll murder a Mexican *next* week.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2011 07:12 PM (nj1bB)

That's Christmas. Murder feels like more of a New Years thing.

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2011 03:13 PM (GULKT)

202 Prater rhymes with "traitor." Damned kicker lost the game for Jesus.

Posted by: Y-not in the Tebow spin room at December 18, 2011 03:13 PM (5H6zj)

203 TD by the guy with 4 names. Not that it wasn't over already, but that's the game. Wish it would've been closer.

Posted by: Theresa loves the Cowboys at December 18, 2011 03:13 PM (nAvCW)

204

On the plus side, I took NE and gave the points.

Judas!!! Noooooo!!!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 18, 2011 03:13 PM (Ec6wH)

205 That's Christmas.

Dude, Christmas is all about the rape.

Posted by: toby928© at December 18, 2011 03:14 PM (GTbGH)

206 Tebow whips out a prayer rug and asks "Which way is Mecca?"

Posted by: eman at December 18, 2011 03:14 PM (R1+VK)

207 Can we get back to analyzing Tebow's lack of NFL QB skillz?

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 03:14 PM (/WZ6r)

208 "199 Satan and Hitler are doing an end zone dance."

Guess they are more powerful than the cons God...

Posted by: Drunkard at December 18, 2011 03:14 PM (t13uJ)

209

Three consecutive fumbles is (and 17 points off turnovers) is sort of hard to recover from.

Yeah, as a lifelong Bronco fan, I'm actually feeling better about the Timmy Touchdown era after today. (Love him, but I've been a moderate skeptic of him over the long hall)

A couple bad penalties, and two terrible fumbles prevented this from being a close game/Denver win.

Tebow has done some things today that show he is really progressing as a qb.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 18, 2011 03:14 PM (aLcLt)

210 TD by the guy with 4 names.

You rang?

Posted by: Satan Lucifer Beelzebub Smith at December 18, 2011 03:15 PM (s7mIC)

211 I'm done with Tebow. I expected him to beat the Pats by at least 30 points.

Posted by: Ronster at December 18, 2011 03:15 PM (JGYCE)

212 181 Pretty sure Tebow is on roids. Posted by: Drunkard at December 18, 2011 07:08 PM (t13uJ) Ahhh, you're saying his praying in public is Roid Praise??

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 18, 2011 03:15 PM (niZvt)

213 I'm sure SNL will have a tasteful sketch about Tebow next week too.

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2011 03:15 PM (GULKT)

214 T'Bow can also run.

Posted by: toby928© at December 18, 2011 03:15 PM (GTbGH)

215

Can we get back to analyzing Tebow's lack of NFL QB skillz?

In 3 minutes.

Until next Sunday.

But HOLY SHIT not if he does that again. Run Tebow Run!

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at December 18, 2011 03:15 PM (TLNYf)

216 The Lord is my shepherd, but our offensive line is pagan.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2011 03:15 PM (nj1bB)

217 Why are most of you ignoring my trolling? I'm smarter than all of you put together!

Posted by: Little Miss Skidmark at December 18, 2011 03:15 PM (/0HuL)

218 I can do with a 40-30 against the Pats.

Posted by: Joffen at December 18, 2011 03:16 PM (zLeKL)

219 I prayed to my imaginary God that Tee Bow would lose, and he did. Case closed.

Posted by: Drunkard at December 18, 2011 03:16 PM (t13uJ)

220 _{So what does this result mean for western civilization again?

I need to know what to think say tomorrow.}

Posted by: ontherocks at December 18, 2011 03:16 PM (HBqDo)

221 Tebow gets sacked smited!

Posted by: chemjeff at December 18, 2011 03:16 PM (s7mIC)

222 Posted by: Little Miss Skidmark at December 18, 2011 07:15 PM (/0HuL) OK, that is funny, LOL

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 18, 2011 03:17 PM (niZvt)

223 174 so why exactly isn't Tom Brady an alpha male?
personally I think anyone who is a premier QB for a top-rated team deserves the benefit of the doubt for alpha-male-ness
but that is just me

Posted by: chemjeff at December 18, 2011 07:06 PM (s7mIC)

cj, I love the guy, this is my team. But, srsly, if you looked up "pussy-whipped" in the dictionary, he'd be right after Brad Pitt. At least he finally got a haircut.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 18, 2011 03:17 PM (Xroyj)

224 Oh boy.

Posted by: Joffen at December 18, 2011 03:17 PM (zLeKL)

225 At least Detroit will get a push for me.

Posted by: toby928© at December 18, 2011 03:17 PM (GTbGH)

226 >>>That's Christmas. Murder feels like more of a New Years thing. human pinata. it's festive.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2011 03:17 PM (nj1bB)

227 God is watching the Lions game.

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2011 03:17 PM (GULKT)

228

Dang, didn't know we had muzzie apologists here.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 18, 2011 03:17 PM (rX1N2)

229 Thanks. I do try.

Posted by: Little Miss Skidmark at December 18, 2011 03:17 PM (/0HuL)

230

DETROIT takes the lead!

Means Bronco's will still be #1 in AFC West unless Raiders score in 32 seconds.

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at December 18, 2011 03:17 PM (TLNYf)

231 I'm still a Texans fan, not a Broncos fan. The Zionist Panthers stole two interceptions from that best of Christians, Yates. So I got my looting done early.

Posted by: Zimriel at December 18, 2011 03:17 PM (6GvAC)

232 221 So what does this result mean for western civilization again? Posted by: ontherocks at December 18, 2011 07:16 PM (HBqDo) More faptastic cheerleaders.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 18, 2011 03:17 PM (niZvt)

233

Detroit takes the lead!

Denver still in 1st place, all by themselves?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 18, 2011 03:18 PM (aLcLt)

234 #220, I see Uncle Daddy's still at the house.

Posted by: Theresa loves the Cowboys at December 18, 2011 03:18 PM (nAvCW)

235 The Lord is my shepherd, but our offensive line is pagan.

That's awesome.

Okay so are the Colts winning the Suck for Luck campaign?

Posted by: alexthechick at December 18, 2011 03:18 PM (Gk3SS)

236 227 >>>That's Christmas. Murder feels like more of a New Years thing.

human pinata. it's festive.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2011 07:17 PM (nj1bB)

But New Years seems like the time when you should definitely require a blood sacrifice.

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2011 03:18 PM (GULKT)

237 OT: Damn. Did you guys now that Friday was "Chocolate Covered Anything Day"? I missed it.

*sniff sniff*

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 18, 2011 03:18 PM (f0Xgz)

238 103 Brady earned a place on my "list" because of this damned commercial:

Tom Brady Supports WWF's Earth Hour.

Looks like we get gay bashings just because Tebow is playing! Hurray! When do we get to burn the mosques?

Posted by: Beth at December 18, 2011 03:18 PM (kBxk7)

239 John Denver? Is that a signal the rioting is back on tonight?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 18, 2011 03:18 PM (hO8IJ)

240 WTF!?

Posted by: Tami at December 18, 2011 03:18 PM (X6akg)

241 Lmfao.

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 03:18 PM (/WZ6r)

242 WTF TEBOW? WTF? Throw the ball away...

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at December 18, 2011 03:18 PM (TLNYf)

243 What. The. Ever. Loving. Mother. Fuck. Was. That.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 18, 2011 03:19 PM (Gk3SS)

244 hmm I think that was a 90-yard smiting

Posted by: chemjeff at December 18, 2011 03:19 PM (s7mIC)

245 I don't think I've ever seen a sack that deep.

Posted by: toby928© at December 18, 2011 03:19 PM (GTbGH)

246 I think Tebow just set some kinda record.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 18, 2011 03:19 PM (Xroyj)

247 Jesus fucking Christ.

Posted by: Joffen at December 18, 2011 03:19 PM (zLeKL)

248

I can do with a 40-30 against the Pats.

How about 48-23?

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at December 18, 2011 03:20 PM (TLNYf)

249 Denver really need Marion Barber to be the RB for the Pats right now.

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 03:20 PM (/WZ6r)

250 Seems as though he might have, Peaches, a 30-yard sack?

Posted by: Theresa loves the Cowboys at December 18, 2011 03:20 PM (nAvCW)

251 John Denver? Is that a signal the rioting is back on tonight? I think that was the bat signal to go full....

Posted by: tasker at December 18, 2011 03:20 PM (r2PLg)

252 I don't think I've ever seen a sack that deep. I have...it's called Saturday night.

Posted by: Barney Fwank at December 18, 2011 03:20 PM (Ec6wH)

253 @249: Yeah. Maybe he does suck as QB. I mean, shit. How do you explain this?

Posted by: Joffen at December 18, 2011 03:20 PM (zLeKL)

254 The sneering from sports writers and broadcasters across the nation tomorrow will be intolerable.

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 18, 2011 03:21 PM (EVsi9)

255 Fran Tarkington used to do that all the time. I think they said that equaled the 29 yard sack in Super Bowl V, which I'm assuming was Tarkington.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2011 03:21 PM (nj1bB)

256 When did Belichick re-up his contract with Satan?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 18, 2011 03:21 PM (hO8IJ)

257 Damn. Did you guys now that Friday was "Chocolate Covered Anything Day"? I missed it.

Interesting....

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 18, 2011 03:21 PM (aLcLt)

258 Maybe he does suck as QB. I mean, shit. How do you explain this?

I see it as him trying to carry the team on his back.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 18, 2011 03:21 PM (s7mIC)

259 I don't think I've ever seen a sack that deep. Posted by: toby928Â© at December 18, 2011 07:19 PM (GTbGH) That can mean so many things.

Posted by: eman at December 18, 2011 03:22 PM (R1+VK)

260 I prayed, and you see the results. LOL

Posted by: Drunkard at December 18, 2011 03:22 PM (t13uJ)

261

Tebow hates America and wants Obama to win.

That is the only explanation.

2 hours before the game, Tim Tebow converted to radical Islam and then he suicide bombed the game, man.

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at December 18, 2011 03:22 PM (TLNYf)

262 Welcome to the big leagues, kid. Here, take a cryin' towel, we had 'em specially made with the Bronco's logo.

Posted by: Tom Fuckin' Brady at December 18, 2011 03:22 PM (Xroyj)

263 He just eclipsed Bradshaw....

Posted by: tasker at December 18, 2011 03:22 PM (r2PLg)

264 Reality... its a bitch. Denver's gonna wish rhey had Orton back.

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 03:22 PM (/WZ6r)

265 How do you explain this?

4th down and down by 3 scores in the 4th quarter. What were his options once the DT got to him?

Posted by: toby928© at December 18, 2011 03:22 PM (GTbGH)

266 that was 4th and Game so it didn't matter how big of a sack it was. Still, he has gone increasingly backwards on a few broken plays. Not to that extent but it mattered earlier. The offensive line is really not holding very long. The pocket immediately collapses all the time. I can't see but I can assume no one is open downfield.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2011 03:23 PM (nj1bB)

267 The sneering from sports writers and broadcasters across the nation tomorrow will be intolerable. I gotta say, it'd be well deserved.

Posted by: Joffen at December 18, 2011 03:23 PM (zLeKL)

268 When the Broncos lose, they lose big.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 18, 2011 03:24 PM (Ec6wH)

269 254 @249: Yeah.

Maybe he does suck as QB. I mean, shit. How do you explain this?

Posted by: Joffen at December 18, 2011 07:20 PM (zLeKL)

They're down. It was already long. If he throws it away its definitely over. If he keeps scrambling, maybe there's a spot for him to turn upfield and it just didn't come. Its not like it was a 2nd and 10 and they're down by 6 when he did that.

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2011 03:24 PM (GULKT)

270 Wait, were they just playing dancing with myself at the stadium? Because that's just super disturbing.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 18, 2011 03:24 PM (Gk3SS)

271 >>Did you guys now that Friday was "Chocolate Covered Anything Day"?

_{Endless number of possibilities there, biting back hard on my AA harangue.}

Posted by: Al NotsoSharpington at December 18, 2011 03:24 PM (HBqDo)

272 Well they could be sucking wind trying to run back and save his ass.

Posted by: tasker at December 18, 2011 03:24 PM (r2PLg)

273 I feel so vindicated.

Posted by: Christopher Hitchens at December 18, 2011 03:24 PM (nj1bB)

274 Oh wait, Tebow gets the ball back? Hmm so it's not impossible...

Posted by: chemjeff at December 18, 2011 03:25 PM (s7mIC)

275 215 T'Bow can also run.

Unfortunately, it's not always in the right directio.

Posted by: Y-not at December 18, 2011 03:25 PM (5H6zj)

276 Hitler sweet talked Satan into going for one more score.

Posted by: eman at December 18, 2011 03:25 PM (R1+VK)

277 "The offensive line is really not holding very long. The pocket immediately collapses all the time. I can't see but I can assume no one is open downfield."

Its Gods fault the offensive line.

Posted by: Drunkard at December 18, 2011 03:25 PM (t13uJ)

278

Well the Patriots on the whole are much better than the Broncos on the whole.

Broncos still go to the playoffs, so long as they win the last 2, which they should. Buffalo and Kansas City I think.

Tebow is what now, 8-2? For the Broncos 9-6?

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at December 18, 2011 03:26 PM (TLNYf)

279 >>>So.. we arent burning, looting and bashing gays tonight? yes but none more than usual.

Posted by: Christopher Hitchens at December 18, 2011 03:26 PM (nj1bB)

280 NBC analysts will be insufferable tonight.

Posted by: Truman North at December 18, 2011 03:26 PM (I2LwF)

281

Denver's gonna wish rhey had Orton back.

Thanks for the praise, dad.

Posted by: Orton at December 18, 2011 03:26 PM (JGYCE)

282 Posted by: Christopher Hitchens

I laughed out loud. I'm sure he's smiling in the pool of lava.

Posted by: toby928© at December 18, 2011 03:26 PM (GTbGH)

283 yeah, Broncos O-line is kinda sucky

Posted by: chemjeff at December 18, 2011 03:26 PM (s7mIC)

284 Best regular season game evah!

Posted by: Peaches at December 18, 2011 03:27 PM (Xroyj)

285 This is what happens when Denver plays a playoff-bound team. The real joke was the spread on this game.

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 03:27 PM (/WZ6r)

286 seriously Tebow is dodging defensive linemen a second into every play.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2011 03:27 PM (nj1bB)

287 Brady owns a Bentley and a fleet of Audis, but chooses to bike sometimes.

I don't know if the baby in the picture is the son he made with stunning actress Bridget Moynihan or the son he made with lingerie supermodel Giselle Bundchen.

Money, fame, adoring fans, among the best in the world at what he does.

And he's owned by a supercute kitteh.

Yeah, that guy is, like, totally emasculated.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at December 18, 2011 03:27 PM (xqhoO)

288 we arent burning, looting and bashing gays tonight?

The rapin' is still on.

Posted by: toby928© at December 18, 2011 03:27 PM (GTbGH)

289 265: No --- that loser snatched defeat from the jaws of victory too many times here. We'll pine for Cutler and burn MacDaniels in effigy for trading him away before we'll ever miss Orton.

Posted by: Palerider at December 18, 2011 03:27 PM (cQZV0)

290 Detroit will be looting and burning. But not because the Lions won. Just because its Detroit.

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2011 03:28 PM (GULKT)

291 hey if the bears win the super bowl does that count ??

Posted by: pull the cattleprod outtamy ass at December 18, 2011 03:28 PM (E504d)

292 So.. we arent burning, looting and bashing gays tonight?

I'm never entirely sure about the etiquette of rioting. Rabbi Hammermann wrung his expressive hands that it would happen whenever Tebow won, but the stoners in Vancouver do it whenever they lose.

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 18, 2011 03:28 PM (EVsi9)

293 Tell me when I get to drag a muslim shithead by his nasty dirty hair thru a pig stye.
I have my waders on and I'm a- ready.

Posted by: Pecos, Perry in a blaze of Glory at December 18, 2011 03:28 PM (2Gb0y)

294 lord have mercy, belichik looks like he needs to meet a 'ron or 'ette. dressed like damn hobo. can't he afford a suit? a sweater, at least?

Posted by: whiskey tango at December 18, 2011 03:28 PM (JvP2I)

295 If they let Tebow keep running they could have scored a safety.

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at December 18, 2011 03:28 PM (TLNYf)

296 268 The sneering from sports writers and broadcasters across the nation tomorrow will be intolerable.

I gotta say, it'd be well deserved.
---

The funny thing is that Nantz and Simms have been wrapping up the broadcast emoting over how well Tebow played today.

So the old mode was that we were supposed to be impressed with Tebow when his stats (and form) sucked against crummy teams because he just managed to win.

And now it's that we're supposed to be impressed by him in a losing effort because he looked better?

Posted by: Y-not at December 18, 2011 03:29 PM (5H6zj)

297 Touchback Tebow!

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at December 18, 2011 03:29 PM (TLNYf)

298

Yeah, that guy is, like, totally emasculated.

I love the cut of your snark. Spot on.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 18, 2011 03:29 PM (aLcLt)

299 Brady is Catholic, so the riots are still on!

Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2011 03:29 PM (Lpdzt)

300 Turnovers.....it's what's for dinner

Posted by: Racist, Right-Wing Terrorist...or Tea Party Member for short at December 18, 2011 03:29 PM (cPQZY)

301 I prayed He answered case closed.

Posted by: Drunkard at December 18, 2011 03:29 PM (t13uJ)

302 See, Tebow losing proves there is no God! NO GOD! HE'S A FAKEY!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!111eleventy

Posted by: Atheist, otherwise known as a bright, because I'm so much better than you wingnuts at December 18, 2011 03:29 PM (TCyyS)

303

The rapin' is still on.

Posted by: toby928Â© at December 18, 2011 07:27 PM (GTbGH)

Not if you work for the UFC

Posted by: Miguel Torres at December 18, 2011 03:30 PM (GULKT)

304 Thy ass is kickethed.

Posted by: eman at December 18, 2011 03:30 PM (R1+VK)

305 How about the pillaging? Are we still a 'go' for pillaging?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 18, 2011 03:30 PM (s7mIC)

306 Does this mean Kristallnacht 2011 is now cancelled?

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 18, 2011 03:31 PM (uuOfy)

307 They made the kind of mistakes you can afford against a team like Buffalo, but not against the Pats. So...is Rick Perry still the Tim Tebow of Iowa or what?

Posted by: Joffen at December 18, 2011 03:32 PM (zLeKL)

308 See? I told you with like 11 minutes left that whichever quarterback lost this game would get raped by Ottomans? Didn't I say?

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at December 18, 2011 03:32 PM (TLNYf)

309 Damn, Packers lose, my Giants blow chunks of ass again and the Jets drop another one. This has been one shitty week in football sports.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at December 18, 2011 03:32 PM (TCyyS)

310 Yeah, that guy is, like, totally emasculated

You missed the part where he held a press conference to explain that his wife now was picking his hairstyle. That was a man card revoke, straight up.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2011 03:33 PM (Lpdzt)

311 296 lord have mercy, belichik looks like he needs to meet a 'ron or 'ette. dressed like damn hobo. can't he afford a suit? a sweater, at least?

Posted by: whiskey tango at December 18, 2011 07:28 PM (JvP2I)

Belicheck is all pissed that the coaches have to wear NFL apparel in an effort to sell the stuff, so he usually intentionally picks the ugliest stuff he can find. At least that's what I remember hearing about why he always chose the gray hoodies.

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2011 03:33 PM (GULKT)

312 So...is Rick Perry still the Tim Tebow of Iowa or what?

Wait, did I say Tebow? I meant Joe Namath.

Posted by: Rick Perry at December 18, 2011 03:33 PM (TCyyS)

313 So if the Chargers beat the Ravens tonight, do we whip our credit cards out and go on a spending spree?

Posted by: Theresa loves the Cowboys at December 18, 2011 03:33 PM (nAvCW)

314 You guys realize that the Patriots are a winning team despite their defense, right? They are 32nd in passing yards allowed and 32nd in total yards allowed.

Posted by: Y-not at December 18, 2011 03:33 PM (5H6zj)

315 Damn it, what am I going to use this flamethrower for now? I have it rented until Tuesday...

Posted by: Stu-22 at December 18, 2011 03:34 PM (My9Mv)

316 Joffen 309 So...is Rick Perry still the Tim Tebow of Iowa or what?

Ouch.

Posted by: Zimriel at December 18, 2011 03:35 PM (6GvAC)

317 307 How about the pillaging? Are we still a 'go' for pillaging?

I'm always good for the opportunity to gain some shiny bits!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 18, 2011 03:35 PM (UR5vq)

318 I have some ideas on how to improve football.

Posted by: Newt at December 18, 2011 03:35 PM (R1+VK)

319 "I gotta say, it'd be well deserved. " Really? How so? Green Bay lost today. WTH are you talking about?

Posted by: mare at December 18, 2011 03:35 PM (A98Xu)

320 Good god, my picks took a beating. But so did everyone's. #stillatthetop

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 03:35 PM (/WZ6r)

321 But wouldn't the Christian Rage Boys Â™ riot anyway because Denver lost?

Posted by: real joe at December 18, 2011 03:35 PM (w7Lv+)

322 Did the Broncos get all their shots?

Posted by: Bachmann at December 18, 2011 03:36 PM (6GvAC)

323 ⁷² ^{btw, the refs are part of satan's team.

ok, that was mean

_{but its true.}}

^{Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 18, 2011 06:41 PM (JYheX)}

No, Judas Iscariot sold to the Devil's team Jesus' team's playbook.

Posted by: Seth Maxwell at December 18, 2011 03:36 PM (uuOfy)

324

seriously Tebow is dodging defensive linemen a second into every play.

He does dodge them well, too. The boy can run.

I mean a fumble is no damn good, and there's a lot of that shit...

But then to see him pick the ball up from a fumble, in the endzone, and chuck it down field for yards? He's a trooper.

These Broncos still need some work.

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at December 18, 2011 03:36 PM (TLNYf)

325 NBC analysts will be insufferable tonight.

How on earth will you be able to tell the difference?

Posted by: alexthechick at December 18, 2011 03:36 PM (Gk3SS)

326 313- that seems like something he'd do. does anyone else think he's a complete d*ck in every interview? i've only seen one where he so much as cracks a smile.

Posted by: whiskey tango at December 18, 2011 03:37 PM (JvP2I)

327 Ace, your posts almost always crack me up.
Thanks, man.

Posted by: Tamminator at December 18, 2011 03:38 PM (hGi/Q)

328 316 Only explanation for Tebow getting 23 points.

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 03:38 PM (/WZ6r)

329
Well the Raiders lost, proving there is a God.

QED

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 18, 2011 03:39 PM (JYheX)

330

They'll win the next 2, get to the playoffs, and lose depending on who they play, but lose eventually.

Orton never would have gotten them that far. Division champs. Deservedly.

Tebow will train the off season with Elway and Denver's best coaches, and we'll see where it goes next year.

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at December 18, 2011 03:39 PM (TLNYf)

331 I believe Ace is secretly rooting for Jeebus.

Posted by: Drunkard at December 18, 2011 03:39 PM (t13uJ)

332 NBC analysts will be insufferable tonight.

How on earth will you be able to tell the difference?

Posted by: alexthechick at December 18, 2011 07:36 PM (Gk3SS)

And why the hell do you pay attention in the first place?

Posted by: ErikW at December 18, 2011 03:40 PM (JtI5t)

333 @321: I don't mean the Christian-bashing is well deserved, it never is. They didn't play very good football today. I was rooting for them the whole time.

Posted by: Joffen at December 18, 2011 03:40 PM (zLeKL)

334 Yeah I think the most work Denver will need to do with its draft picks are with the O-Line. Defense could probably use some work too. The receivers I think are decent, though there seem to be a lot of passes that are just right through their fingers.

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2011 03:40 PM (GULKT)

335 @332: Exactly!

Posted by: Joffen at December 18, 2011 03:41 PM (zLeKL)

336 330 316 Only explanation for Tebow getting 23 points. hahaha...I always get a kick out of the people who are still bitter Tebow kicked their college team's ass.

Posted by: mare at December 18, 2011 03:41 PM (A98Xu)

337 The Stand

Posted by: Drunkard at December 18, 2011 03:41 PM (t13uJ)

338 Ian S: So when you were forced to decide, you chose the integrity of your hairdo over fucking Giselle over and over and over again?

Explain to me again how it's Brady who's the homo?

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at December 18, 2011 03:42 PM (xqhoO)

339 The Lions win, the Puckers lose. Oh, happy day!

Posted by: mrp at December 18, 2011 03:42 PM (HjPtV)

340 that seems like something he'd do. does anyone else think he's a complete d*ck in every interview?

I drank the nectar of his sweet sweet tears when the Giants cockblocked said dick from a perfect season and Super Bowl win. Best interview he gave ever, but not for the reason you might think.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at December 18, 2011 03:43 PM (TCyyS)

341 Tebow sucks Satan, the truth is obvious

Posted by: Drunkard at December 18, 2011 03:43 PM (t13uJ)

342 I agree with comment 326.

Posted by: mare at December 18, 2011 03:43 PM (A98Xu)

343 When will I learn not to bet on Chicago or the Jets?

Posted by: toby928© at December 18, 2011 03:44 PM (GTbGH)

344 338 Fine... live in football fantasy. But Y-not pointed out an unfortunate reality about the pats D. Its not bitterness, its reality.

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 03:44 PM (/WZ6r)

345

So...is Rick Perry still the Tim Tebow of Iowa or what?

You won't be laughing when Tebow beats Green Bay for the Superbowl with a 47-yard TD QB sneak in OT!

Raiders still lost.

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at December 18, 2011 03:45 PM (TLNYf)

346 338 330 316 Only explanation for Tebow getting 23 points.

hahaha...I always get a kick out of the people who are still bitter Tebow kicked their college team's ass.

Posted by: mare at December 18, 2011 07:41 PM (A98Xu)

I wish I could go back and watch the OSU Florida BCS game when Tebow was a Freshman. I remember the college announcers being incredibly critical of him as a QB even then.

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2011 03:45 PM (GULKT)

347 Lordy, you created the universe but your child you can not control?

Posted by: Drunkard at December 18, 2011 03:46 PM (t13uJ)

348

342- hee hee. the memories. that just warms the cockles of my massive throbbing coc... wait, sorry.

Posted by: whiskey tango at December 18, 2011 03:47 PM (JvP2I)

349 346 338 Fine... live in football fantasy. But Y-not pointed out an unfortunate reality about the pats D. Its not bitterness, its reality.

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 07:44 PM (/WZ6r)

Yes because obviously we were not aware that the Pats D sucks. Why its not like any of use were talking about the only reason Denver likely having a chance this week is because the Pats defense is only about as good as the Vikings D.

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2011 03:48 PM (GULKT)

350 The only thing I have to be happy about today is a Raiders loss. And, a Giants loss.

Posted by: Orton at December 18, 2011 03:49 PM (JGYCE)

351 I say Aces God and the other cons Gods suck

Posted by: Drunkard at December 18, 2011 03:50 PM (t13uJ)

352 That shared sacrifice crap is for the little people, eh? Especially those staffers and Secret Service agents who might like to spend some time with their families instead of getting dragged halfway around the globe with King Putt.

Posted by: corsets at December 18, 2011 03:52 PM (93h37)

353 Gee, I read a lot of bitching about bad calls by the refs and the Broncos o-line being inadequate (against this bad defense) and a lot about how "the team" isn't that great.

This week.

But other weeks when the Broncos win because their kicker kicks a 59 yard FG or their #1 ground game controls the ball, then it was Tebow who caused the victory.

Meh. It's a bizarre phenomenon that certain QBs are ones we (conservatives) have to like or certain computer manufacturers must be teh evil or one search engine has to be better than the other because we don't like their politics.

Tebow sucks, Macs are fine machines, and Google works better than Bing.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Y-not at December 18, 2011 03:53 PM (5H6zj)

354 351 Look I know I'm a dickfor pointing out the obvious, but I was simply pointing out that its not because of bitterness. Too much emphasis has been put on Tebows record, when he has simply played the bottom half on NFL talent.

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 03:54 PM (/WZ6r)

355 How far are the Pats going with their suck defense that some seem to be so proud of? Not far.

Posted by: Ronster at December 18, 2011 03:55 PM (JGYCE)

356 308 Does this mean Kristallnacht 2011 is now cancelled?

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 18, 2011 07:31 PM (uuOfy)

Nope, we've got it covered.

Posted by: #OWS at December 18, 2011 03:55 PM (73tyQ)

357 Ladies, I prayed and your boy lost case closed.

Posted by: Drunkard at December 18, 2011 03:56 PM (t13uJ)

358

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2011 07:33 PM (GULKT)

What would he wear anyway? An Italian suit?

Posted by: AmishDude at December 18, 2011 03:56 PM (73tyQ)

359

Question, does the 347 yard sack get deducted from his running yards total?

Cuz it really should. That boy was going for the locker rooms.

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at December 18, 2011 03:57 PM (TLNYf)

360 What would he wear anyway? An Italian suit?

Black suit, thin tie, grey overcoat and sunglasses.

Posted by: toby928© at December 18, 2011 03:58 PM (GTbGH)

361 361 fortunately no... for those Fantasy Football folks.

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 03:58 PM (/WZ6r)

362

How far are the Pats going with their suck defense that some seem to be so proud of? Not far.

They're pretty damn good. What are they now, 12-2?

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at December 18, 2011 03:59 PM (TLNYf)

363

Black suit, thin tie, grey overcoat and sunglasses.

With a pork pie cap on backwards.

Posted by: Ronster at December 18, 2011 03:59 PM (JGYCE)

364 Pats are 10-3.

Posted by: Y-not at December 18, 2011 04:00 PM (5H6zj)

365

They're pretty damn good. What are they now, 12-2?

Last I checked they are 11-3.

Posted by: Ronster at December 18, 2011 04:01 PM (JGYCE)

366 The Hitch wouldn't mind being wrong....

Posted by: tasker at December 18, 2011 04:01 PM (r2PLg)

367 366. 11-3 now.

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 04:01 PM (/WZ6r)

368 260 I don't think I've ever seen a sack that deep.
Posted by: toby928Â© at December 18, 2011 07:19 PM (GTbGH)

Really? Stop by my place and I'll show you one that deep up close. ... reeeeaaaallll up close.

Posted by: Barney Frank at December 18, 2011 04:03 PM (LTbLf)

369 "368 The Hitch wouldn't mind being wrong...."

About God?

Posted by: Drunkard at December 18, 2011 04:03 PM (t13uJ)

370 356 351 Look I know I'm a dickfor pointing out the obvious, but I was simply pointing out that its not because of bitterness. Too much emphasis has been put on Tebows record, when he has simply played the bottom half on NFL talent.

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 07:54 PM (/WZ6r)

Because they were winning games, and a 300 yard passing game doesn't mean squat if you don't get the W. I don't think anyone has really been looking at him as an elite QB at the top of the NFL. Its been a sense of "How in the hell are they winning?" And they have been winning as a team. But what happens on offense is important. And one single player can affect the whole team. And well if they are playing the bottom half of the NFL and winning well that puts them right around the middle, which would be about where I would have put them anyways. San Diego might not appreciate being told that though.

I know Y-not is pointing out how some have been wanting to credit Tebow with the wins when it should be the kicker (but the kicker doesn't win last week's game without that Touchdown pass) but the commentators have almost always been talking about how Denver is winning more because of their defense and special teams than the offense. You can expect a lot of them to be talking this week about how Tebow lost.

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2011 04:04 PM (GULKT)

371 Hey, anyone know what my favorite road sign is in my home state of Massachusetts?

"Entering Dennis."

Posted by: Barney Frank at December 18, 2011 04:04 PM (LTbLf)

372 Look at the long winded buzz. No commas and few paragraph breaks. Does anyone bother?

Posted by: Drunkard at December 18, 2011 04:07 PM (t13uJ)

373 I would just like to take a minute to second the big "thank you!" to Ace for that shirtless Tebow picture. HAWT!

Posted by: Mandy P. is hoping for a Texas miracle at December 18, 2011 04:08 PM (qFpRI)

374 Buzz, what is your God telling you now?

Posted by: Drunkard at December 18, 2011 04:09 PM (t13uJ)

375

Look at the long winded buzz. No commas and few paragraph breaks. Does anyone bother?

You're drunk. Why should you care?

Posted by: Ronster at December 18, 2011 04:10 PM (JGYCE)

376 Look I know I'm a dickfor pointing out the obvious, but I was simply pointing out that its not because of bitterness. Too much emphasis has been put on Tebows record, when he has simply played the bottom half on NFL talent.

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 07:54 PM (/WZ6r)

Yeah that's true compared to the powerhouses the patriots have played this season.

Miami, San Diego, Buffalo, Oakland, Jets, Dallas, Pittsburg, Giants, Jets, Cheifs, Eagles, Colts, Redskins, Denver

Why everyone of those teams are playoff teams except maybe 12 of them.

Posted by: robtr at December 18, 2011 04:10 PM (MtwBb)

377 Tim Tebow appeared to me in the browning on my toast.

Posted by: Z Ryan at December 18, 2011 04:11 PM (U9NWP)

378 361

Question, does the 347 yard sack get deducted from his running yards total?

Cuz it really should. That boy was going for the locker rooms.

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at December 18, 2011 07:57 PM (TLNYf)

Sacks in the NFL count towards passing yards. I believe that are counted as rushing yards in college.

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2011 04:11 PM (GULKT)

379 "You're drunk. Why should you care?"

Eh?

Posted by: Drunkard at December 18, 2011 04:11 PM (t13uJ)

380

Why everyone of those teams are playoff teams except maybe 12 of them.

Ouch. That could leave a mark.

Posted by: Ronster at December 18, 2011 04:13 PM (JGYCE)

381 I give Tebow a lot of credit for turning the Broncos around. Yes, the defense has been playing a lot better. Yes, Prater has kicked a lot of clutch field goals. And, yes, Tebow's stats haven't been all that impressive (at least his passing numbers; his running numbers and turnover ratio have been great, though).

But somehow the rest of the Broncos became confident that they could win. I do believe that's because of Tebow's leadership and winning attitude. When athletes feel like they have a real shot at winning, they play harder. It's hard to argue with a 1-4 start under Orton, followed by a 7-2 streak under Tebow.

You can argue that the Broncos' post-Orton opponents haven't been very good, but they've played several .500+ teams since Tebow took the helm. And I really don't think you can argue that Orton would've led the Broncos to anywhere near as many victories.

Tebow may not seem like a great quarterback by conventional standards, but he's done a lot to improve his team. I still think he's just what the Broncos needed.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 18, 2011 04:15 PM (vQfJ3)

382 Buzz, lets both pray to our Gods here and now and settle the question forever.

Whose God is most powerful?

Posted by: Drunkard at December 18, 2011 04:19 PM (t13uJ)

383 370 Buzz, I don't see it that way that they'll blame Tebow. I think they'll come around to realizing that Denver finally played a good team. I'm just tired of superficial analysis by the "experts" for the last month or so. I finally had to turn off sports radio during the commutes. Maybe I can turn it back on now.

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 04:20 PM (/WZ6r)

384 LOL, check out Drudge. My sentiments exactly.

Posted by: Peaches at December 18, 2011 04:22 PM (Xroyj)

385 387 370 Buzz, I don't see it that way that they'll blame Tebow. I think they'll come around to realizing that Denver finally played a good team.

I'm just tired of superficial analysis by the "experts" for the last month or so. I finally had to turn off sports radio during the commutes. Maybe I can turn it back on now.

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 08:20 PM (/WZ6r)

Really? You don't think that guys who have had undue hostility towards him, before he was even taking a single snap and think he has no business taking any, and have been looking for everything else possible to give reason for Denver winning are not going to immediately return to form and put the blame on him?

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2011 04:23 PM (GULKT)

386

I'm just tired of superficial analysis by the "experts" for the last month or so. I finally had to turn off sports radio during the commutes. Maybe I can turn it back on now.

That doesn't make sense. You'll still be listening to the same "experts".

Posted by: Ronster at December 18, 2011 04:23 PM (JGYCE)

387

That doesn't make sense. You'll still be listening to the same "experts".

Posted by: Ronster at December 18, 2011 08:23 PM (JGYCE)

But now they'll be saying what he likes.

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2011 04:24 PM (GULKT)

388 That was a perfectly respectable game by the Broncos. Tebow's weakish passing numbers are pretty much offset by his 93 yards on the ground and two rushing TD's. The Pats are a better team andTebow will be a better player for having played them.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 18, 2011 04:24 PM (Qjh0I)

389 "388 LOL, check out Drudge. My sentiments exactly."

No one really reads that crap, you must be kidding. lol

Posted by: Drunkard at December 18, 2011 04:25 PM (t13uJ)

390 382 378 Fine... but remind me where I was bragging about the Pats strength of schedule...

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 04:25 PM (/WZ6r)

391 What probably really sucks for those experts is that they were probably thinking "finally after this week we'll be able to stop talking about Tebow and can give our full attention to the magic of the Packers undefeated season"

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2011 04:26 PM (GULKT)

392 Ladies,

I prayed and he lost. Case closed.

Posted by: Drunkard at December 18, 2011 04:27 PM (t13uJ)

393 Sheesh, ya morons! Tebow's gonna be fine. He's just not the second coming, that's all (and who the hell didn't already know that?). He's a rookie QB and he will probably be a good one and today he got schooled by TFB. No shame in that. He's done a fine job and I'm sure will continue to do so.

Posted by: Peaches at December 18, 2011 04:28 PM (Xroyj)

394

But now they'll be saying what he likes.

Yes, they will be experts, not "experts".

Posted by: Ronster at December 18, 2011 04:28 PM (JGYCE)

395 398 Sheesh, ya morons! Tebow's gonna be fine. He's just not the second coming, that's all (and who the hell didn't already know that?). He's a rookie QB and he will probably be a good one and today he got schooled by TFB. No shame in that. He's done a fine job and I'm sure will continue to do so.

Posted by: Peaches at December 18, 2011 08:28 PM (Xroyj)

He's not a rookie. This is his second year afterall. I think he'll really benefit from an actual offseason of training though.

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2011 04:29 PM (GULKT)

396 "Posted by: Peaches at December 18, 2011 08:28 PM (Xroyj)"

Religious nut alert, whoop, whoop, whoop

Posted by: Drunkard at December 18, 2011 04:29 PM (t13uJ)

397 The Broncos were very effective at shutting down Brady's favorite passing targets, Wes Welker and Rob Gronkowski, forcing Brady to dig deeper into the Patriots' impressive depth to win this game.

I noticed this because Welker and Gronk are on my fantasy foobmall team.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 18, 2011 04:32 PM (vQfJ3)

398 Yeah, I know, buzzion, they got him in 2010. But his ascendency is very recent. He's a big bastid, though, if he gets his shit together he might give Aaron Rodgers a run for his money . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 18, 2011 04:32 PM (Xroyj)

399 378 Fine... but remind me where I was bragging about the Pats strength of schedule...

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 08:25 PM (/WZ6r)

You weren't Mr. Superficial Analysis, you were using Denvers schedule to beat them up with. The only decent team the Patriots have played all season (Pittsburg) kicked their ass. I would include Denver in the decent teams but you wouldn't buy it because you know, they only play lousy teams, like the Patriots.

Posted by: robtr at December 18, 2011 04:32 PM (MtwBb)

400 392 no,they'll now have to devote fewer segments to tebow coverage.

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 04:32 PM (/WZ6r)

401 my fantasy foobmall team

That's scary . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 18, 2011 04:33 PM (Xroyj)

402

Fine... but remind me where I was bragging about the Pats strength of schedule...

You weren't. You just pointed out how the Broncos schedule was against lame opponents. With that omission you were trying to make a point. Your point was a poor one with that omission.

Posted by: Ronster at December 18, 2011 04:35 PM (JGYCE)

403 He's not a rookie. This is his second year afterall.

I thought he was going to end up as a TE in the NFL, so even getting to be a starter at QB is impressive to me.

Posted by: toby928© at December 18, 2011 04:35 PM (GTbGH)

404 403 Yeah, I know, buzzion, they got him in 2010. But his ascendency is very recent. He's a big bastid, though, if he gets his shit together he might give Aaron Rodgers a run for his money . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 18, 2011 08:32 PM (Xroyj)

Nah, I kind of doubt that. I think he'll definitely improve in passing though, and he'll always be a running threat. I think he'll eventually be an above average QB.

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2011 04:35 PM (GULKT)

405 #406: Yeah, I got really lucky in the draft! My chances of pulling out a victory in my conference championship have now been greatly diminished, though.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 18, 2011 04:35 PM (vQfJ3)

406 405 392 no,they'll now have to devote fewer segments to tebow coverage.

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 08:32 PM (/WZ6r)

Its so cute that you really believe that.

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2011 04:36 PM (GULKT)

407 GT, you cannot go wrong with Welker and Gronk. They're on my fantasy team, too. Although it has nothing to do with football.

Posted by: Peaches at December 18, 2011 04:37 PM (Xroyj)

408 Ah, well, at least Brady put up some good numbers for me, even if he wouldn't pass to Welker or Gronk.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 18, 2011 04:38 PM (vQfJ3)

409 He tried to hit Welker a few times. Gronk, too. But they were double and triple covered (usually with some asshole's fingers inside their face masks).

Posted by: Peaches at December 18, 2011 04:39 PM (Xroyj)

410 404 So its "superficial" to point out that there might be reasons that Tim "all he does is win" Tebow put together a win streak, such as playing mediocre teams? Teams that he had to come from behind to win because he was categorically awful.

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 04:40 PM (/WZ6r)

411 God, your cons are so cute, no matter what happens its your divine will. You can do no wrong in the simple ones heads.

Posted by: Drunkard at December 18, 2011 04:40 PM (t13uJ)

412 So, are we watching the Ravens-Chargers game or should I go read a book? I can drink beer either way, so no worries.

Posted by: Peaches at December 18, 2011 04:40 PM (Xroyj)

413 Well Peaches, I don't know about Welker, but I know from Gronk's Twitter photos-with-a-porn-star scandal that he's a very handsome dude. I'm secure enough in my masculinity to admit that.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 18, 2011 04:42 PM (vQfJ3)

414 I'm flipping back and forth between it and Survivor. I want to see the last Redemption challenge before going and getting a bite to eat. I'm hoping for the Ravens to win. Will keep San Diego down more from threatening the Broncos. Can't stand Phillip Rivers.

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2011 04:42 PM (GULKT)

415 411 lo

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 04:42 PM (/WZ6r)

416 Yes Peaches, I'm watching the game. Who do you pick to win? I am going with the Ravens.

Posted by: Ronster at December 18, 2011 04:43 PM (JGYCE)

417 411 lol. Gawd I shouldn't do this typing thing on a tablet.

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 04:43 PM (/WZ6r)

418 I'm hoping Ravens in a blowout, myself. I'll need it this week.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 18, 2011 04:45 PM (vQfJ3)

419 Well, darn. I was looking forward to a Tim Tebow victory as a sign that it was time to go on that murder spree that I've been holding in for all these years. I was going to start with Bob Costas...

Posted by: Tony Dungy at December 18, 2011 04:45 PM (k4bdL)

420 422 411 lol. Gawd I shouldn't do this typing thing on a tablet.

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 08:43 PM (/WZ6r)

Yeah they won't stop talking about them. The AFC West is still a bit up in the air. And they can now let some of their derision of Tebow slip back in. So they'll keep talking about him and much of it will be "see what happens when he faces a 'real' team."

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2011 04:47 PM (GULKT)

421 Ravens, without a doubt, Ronster. Plus my dad lives in the SD area and the Charger-hatin' is epidemic there.

And, damn, GT, Welker is cuter than most puppies. Check out some pics.

Buzzion, the one (probably only) cultural advantage to being on the left coast is that I can watch the game and then watch Survivor. I love Ozzie (he's a dogtown boy) but I will pretty much settle for anyone but that flaming asshole "Coach." He makes my skin crawl. I want to see him weeping and flailing and causing himself physical harm. (whoa, I should probably dial that back, but hey fuck it)

Posted by: Peaches at December 18, 2011 04:47 PM (Xroyj)

422 407 I respectfully disagree. The omission of the pats schedule is no more critical than the omission of the Ravens or the Steelers schedule

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 04:49 PM (/WZ6r)

423 Don't like Ozzie, and only like Coach mostly because I can't stand any of the other jerks on that tribe. I'd like to like Rick, but he's really had no personality the entire time.

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2011 04:50 PM (GULKT)

424 Well, darn. I was looking forward to a Tim Tebow victory as a sign that it was time to go on that murder spree that I've been holding in for all these years. I was going to start with Bob Costas...

Posted by: Tony Dungy at December 18, 2011 08:45 PM (k4bdL)

That's the only reason Tebow didn't win the game in the last 2 minutes against the Patriots who ONLY play skanky teams. He didn't want us all going out murdering and burning.

That's one of the problems with a religious quarterback.

Posted by: robtr at December 18, 2011 04:50 PM (MtwBb)

425 And you're lucky I'm such a nice guy (as long as you don't ask jeff b.) I won't reveal who won the redemption challenge.

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2011 04:52 PM (GULKT)

426 Well, Peaches, I don't go around looking for good-looking guys to admire, so I'll take your word on that. I'm only aware of Gronk's looks because of minor calls for him to be suspended due to those pictures; some fans felt it was disrespectful (to his team, and to the sport) of him to let his porn-star friend wear his jersey while he stood shirtless with her.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 18, 2011 04:52 PM (vQfJ3)

427 I respectfully disagree. The omission of the pats schedule is no more critical than the omission of the Ravens or the Steelers schedule

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 08:49 PM (/WZ6r)

Heh, I know. You only bring out the stats that work for you. You really are Barack Obama aren't you?

Posted by: robtr at December 18, 2011 04:52 PM (MtwBb)

428 I looked, because it would've had an effect on my fantasy team and so I felt like I needed to have an opinion on it.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 18, 2011 04:53 PM (vQfJ3)

429 LOL Peaches, I like that. Next time I get asked if I play fantasy football, I can say, "Sure I do, just not the way everybody else plays it!" There are some hunkalicious young men in the NFL.

Posted by: Theresa loves the Cowboys at December 18, 2011 04:57 PM (nAvCW)

430 425 I don't see them being critical of tebow as being derision. But now maybe I can get a little more balanced coverage. I just happen to believe that they're in exactly the same spot as they would be if they had they're other QB, the one that beat the packers today

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 04:58 PM (/WZ6r)

431 LOLPATS! One of the great websites of our time.

Posted by: Peaches at December 18, 2011 04:58 PM (Xroyj)

432 So between Michelle Bachman and Tebow, we got this radical muslim thing under control?

Posted by: Africanus at December 18, 2011 04:58 PM (P3S/C)

433 And the Raiders choke again, oh well, theres always next year.

Posted by: lous a girl at December 18, 2011 05:00 PM (R21xD)

434 #435: Orton's second victory of the season; good for him!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 18, 2011 05:00 PM (vQfJ3)

435 427 407 I respectfully disagree. The omission of the pats schedule is no more critical than the omission of the Ravens or the Steelers schedule I will have to double respectfully disagree. If you're going to use schedule as a reason for a certain team winning or losing, then you need to accept the opposing teams schedule as a reason for winning or losing. Of course this is mostly decided in the off season by the powers that be in the NFL.

Posted by: Ronster at December 18, 2011 05:03 PM (JGYCE)

436 And the Raiders choke again, oh well, theres always next year.

Posted by: lous a girl at December 18, 2011 09:00 PM (R21xD)

It's embroidered on their jock straps, right?

Posted by: Peaches at December 18, 2011 05:03 PM (Xroyj)

437 432 lol. No I'm different because I'm actually using the facts that are relevant... I.e. the Broncos schedule. If I was the real BHO,I'd want everyone to finish 8-8, or better, 0-0-16 because nobody should "win". Too capitalistic.

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 05:04 PM (/WZ6r)

438 Orton also lost to the Raiders and the Chargers, and Tebow beat them both. Oh, and Tebow beat Orton's new team, the Chiefs, too.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 18, 2011 05:04 PM (vQfJ3)

439 441 And the Raiders choke again, oh well, theres always next year.

Posted by: lous a girl at December 18, 2011 09:00 PM (R21xD)

It's embroidered on their jock straps, right?

Posted by: Peaches at December 18, 2011 09:03 PM (Xroyj)

Its lookin like it..

Posted by: lous a girl at December 18, 2011 05:05 PM (R21xD)

440 I like Ray Lewis. I don't care how many people he's killed.

Posted by: Peaches at December 18, 2011 05:09 PM (Xroyj)

441 I hate that I missed this thread. My daughter came and and we drove out to Avondale to enjoy the 1 mph traffic jam through the luminaria.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2011 05:09 PM (piMMO)

442 I like Ray Lewis. I don't care how many people he's killed.

Never gets old.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2011 05:10 PM (piMMO)

443 Hi, Lou! I certainly know the disappointment when your fave team loses.
Not gonna be able to watch the Cowboys and Eagles on Christmas Eve because I won't be near a TV, and maybe that's for the best.

Posted by: Theresa loves the Cowboys at December 18, 2011 05:10 PM (nAvCW)

444

I just happen to believe that they're in exactly the same spot as they would be if they had they're other QB, the one that beat the packers today

What is the future for Orton? I don't think it looks that good. If the Chiefs 1st string QB was healthy, do you think Orton would have a job. Only with another team whose 1st string QB was injured. Hell, I'm glad Orton has a job and is doing well, but he will only be a backup.

Are you related to Orton? Do you have a relationship with him or ar you just using him to bash the Broncos?

Posted by: Ronster at December 18, 2011 05:11 PM (JGYCE)

445 I just happen to believe that they're in exactly the same spot as they would be if they had they're other QB, the one that beat the packers today

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 08:58 PM (/WZ6r)

You mean the quarterback who held the packers to 14 points today? The lowest amount they have scored all year? Yup he's hell on wheels on defense. He held Aron Rodgers to below 50% completions at 17/35. Orton was all over the field on both sides of the ball, amazing.

Jeebus.

Posted by: robtr at December 18, 2011 05:12 PM (MtwBb)

446 440 I guess I'm coming from the spot that everyone is referring to Tebows schedule as evidence to something important. I don't know what, but its awful important because all i hear about is Tebow this and Tebow that. All I'm suggesting is the sample is skewed to derive any meaningful conclusion because until now, they haven't played a playoff-bound team, maybe two since it looks like Detroit will sneak in now. In both cases they got shellacked.

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 05:13 PM (/WZ6r)

447 The original Tebow pose (also an "over-rated quarterback"):

http://tinyurl.com/7y8d8gj

Posted by: comatus at December 18, 2011 05:13 PM (N0OTq)

448 #451: The Raiders, Chargers and Chiefs were playoff-bound, until the Broncos defeated them.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 18, 2011 05:15 PM (vQfJ3)

449 Oh, and the Jets. The Broncos beat them, too.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 18, 2011 05:16 PM (vQfJ3)

450
#453

ninja, please . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 18, 2011 05:16 PM (Xroyj)

451 And the Bears are a good team, too. Can't forget them.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 18, 2011 05:17 PM (vQfJ3)

452 Dah Bears!!! _{takes off top and waves it around}

Posted by: Peaches at December 18, 2011 05:18 PM (Xroyj)

453 #457: (goggles speechlessly) Uhhh... where'd I put those Mardi Gras beads?

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 18, 2011 05:20 PM (vQfJ3)

454 Ditka. One of my favorite coaches. Go Ditka. Go Peaches.

Posted by: Ronster at December 18, 2011 05:20 PM (JGYCE)

455 449 But I'm not bashing the broncos or even tebow for that matter. Look, how many football threads have you seen out of Ace? how many devoted to the Broncos? No, its somehow about Tebow like he's somehow the critical variable in this. I just disagree.

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 05:21 PM (/WZ6r)

456 #455: Okay, maybe I should've said potentially playoff-bound. Had Tebow's Broncos lost to any of them, though, one of those teams would be on top of the division now.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 18, 2011 05:23 PM (vQfJ3)

457 potentially playoff-bound. Had Tebow's Broncos lost to any of them, though, one of those teams would be on top of the division now.

Not for long, buddy, not for long . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 18, 2011 05:25 PM (Xroyj)

458 #460: I think Tebow is the critical variable. He's got the intangibles that Orton lacks.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 18, 2011 05:26 PM (vQfJ3)

459

"finally after this week we'll be able to stop talking about Tebow and can give our full attention to the magic of the Packers undefeated season"

LOFL. Honestly that's the bitch of it. I can't believe it.

The packers lose one.

Can't fault Tebow for losing one or two, here or there, when even the almighty Packers blow it on a bad day.

And the Raiders lose to Detroit. So it's a wash - Bronco's still on top and theirs to lose, the ever so mighty Kansas City standing in their way....

It went bad for the Denver on the field but right everywhere else.

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at December 18, 2011 05:27 PM (TLNYf)

460 No, its somehow about Tebow like he's somehow the critical variable in this. I just disagree.

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 09:21 PM (/WZ6r)

Oh, well let me explain it to you. The games he won he came from behind in the 4th quarter, it's exciting. He made it happen. He got peoples attention because of it. Kind of like Elway in the two fourth quarter drives I have seen. People like it ok?

I watched him all through college because my daughter was in school there then. He has a history of buckling down and winning. You may not like it but that's his record.

Posted by: robtr at December 18, 2011 05:27 PM (MtwBb)

461 #462: Who would replace the Chiefs, Chargers, or Raiders at the top of the AFC West, with its resultant playoff berth? Jacksonville?

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 18, 2011 05:28 PM (vQfJ3)

462 460 449 But I'm not bashing the broncos or even tebow for that matter. Look, how many football threads have you seen out of Ace? how many devoted to the Broncos? No, its somehow about Tebow like he's somehow the critical variable in this. I just disagree. It's the media. They need something different. Same shit gets boring. They have made him into something he can't live up to at this time in his career. He didn't ask for this. I hope he proves his detractors wrong just because some are so hateful. Don't hate the playa. Hate the game.

Posted by: Ronster at December 18, 2011 05:29 PM (JGYCE)

463

until now, they haven't played a playoff-bound team

They'll play another one or two again before next year, since they're looking pretty damn good for being playoff bound themselves.

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at December 18, 2011 05:31 PM (TLNYf)

464 448 Hi, Lou! I certainly know the disappointment when your fave team loses.
Not gonna be able to watch the Cowboys and Eagles on Christmas Eve because I won't be near a TV, and maybe that's for the best.

Posted by: Theresa loves the Cowboys at December 18, 2011 09:10 PM (nAvCW)

I don't know, I think maybe the Cowboys have that monkey off their back, and the Giants lose,Yay

I hope they beat the tar out of the eagles!!

Posted by: lous a girl at December 18, 2011 05:32 PM (R21xD)

465 460 449 But I'm not bashing the broncos or even tebow for that matter. Look, how many football threads have you seen out of Ace? how many devoted to the Broncos? No, its somehow about Tebow like he's somehow the critical variable in this. I just disagree.

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 09:21 PM (/WZ6r)

Yeah its absolutely ridiculous to think that a single player can have so much of an impact on a team.

Posted by: The Indianapolis Colts at December 18, 2011 05:34 PM (GULKT)

466 Not gonna be able to watch the Cowboys and Eagles on Christmas Eve because I won't be near a TV, and maybe that's for the best.

Posted by: Theresa loves the Cowboys at December 18, 2011 09:10 PM (nAvCW)

No TV in the sleigh?

Posted by: robtr at December 18, 2011 05:35 PM (MtwBb)

467 The point I'm making is that the AFC West is a pretty closely-contested division. If you're going to say the Broncos haven't played any teams with a shot at making the playoffs, you have to ignore the rest of their division. Division champions get an automatic playoff berth.

And the Jets and Bears were also potentially playoff-bound; maybe not as division champs, but at least as wild-card teams. Just like the Lions!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 18, 2011 05:35 PM (vQfJ3)

468 Sorry, GT, I said that wrong. What I meant was, whoever "wins" the AFC Worst ain't long for this world, NFL-wise. It's not like any of them could have advanced, so who cares?

Posted by: Peaches at December 18, 2011 05:35 PM (Xroyj)

469 461 #455: Okay, maybe I should've said potentially playoff-bound. Had Tebow's Broncos lost to any of them, though, one of those teams would be on top of the division now.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 18, 2011 09:23 PM (vQfJ3)

The broncos lost to the Raiders week one, that is a split. But we gotta play the chargers (we beat them once) and the chiefs (they beat us) again, not feeling to good about that.

Posted by: lous a girl at December 18, 2011 05:36 PM (R21xD)

470 Oh, I see; sorry about the misunderstanding, Peaches. I can't disagree with you too strongly on that point.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 18, 2011 05:36 PM (vQfJ3)

471

Screw that. Tim Tebow is HOT. That other guy looks like a girlyman.

Back to not rioting.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at December 18, 2011 05:38 PM (O7ksG)

472 465 lol. Robtr, I really don't need it explained to me. I watch entirely too much football as it is. But, the reason he has to come from behind is because he's so Gawd awful, I mean single digit QB rating awful. I don't dislike the guy, but the broncos shouldn't be in that position to begin because they are generally better than the teams they played during this stretch.

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 05:39 PM (/WZ6r)

473 #474: The Broncos lost to the Raiders and Chargers with Orton. They then beat both teams with Tebow. Their only game against the Chiefs so far was with Tebow, and the Broncos won. They still have their second game with the Chiefs coming up, but the win against the Chiefs was at KC in November, a situation where the Broncos have traditionally done quite poorly.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 18, 2011 05:40 PM (vQfJ3)

474

What I meant was, whoever "wins" the AFC Worst ain't long for this world, NFL-wise. It's not like any of them could have advanced, so who cares?

Darlin Peaches, may I remind you of the Raiders and Broncos coming from wild cards to Super Bowl Campions in the past. I'm not saying it's going to happen this year, but it does happen.

Posted by: Ronster at December 18, 2011 05:41 PM (JGYCE)

475 467 Respectfully agreed. And I don't hate the player.

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 05:42 PM (/WZ6r)

476 473 Sorry, GT, I said that wrong. What I meant was, whoever "wins" the AFC Worst ain't long for this world, NFL-wise. It's not like any of them could have advanced, so who cares?

Posted by: Peaches at December 18, 2011 09:35 PM (Xroyj)

Yeah a 9-7 team winning a weak division. They have no shot at all making it beyond the first round. They are so screwed.

Posted by: 2008 Arizona Cardinals at December 18, 2011 05:43 PM (GULKT)

477 Tebow has a high consistency rating. Look it up.

Posted by: whatever at December 18, 2011 05:44 PM (O7ksG)

478 #481: Don't forget the 7-9 Seahawks winning their weak-ass division and actually winning their first playoff game a couple of years ago.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 18, 2011 05:44 PM (vQfJ3)

479 478 #474: The Broncos lost to the Raiders and Chargers with Orton. They then beat both teams with Tebow. Their only game against the Chiefs so far was with Tebow, and the Broncos won. They still have their second game with the Chiefs coming up, but the win against the Chiefs was at KC in November, a situation where the Broncos have traditionally done quite poorly.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 18, 2011 09:40 PM (vQfJ3)

I am not arguing that the broncos with Tebow are not a much better team, they beat the Raiders ass, I am just saying, we did win one against them, and the afc west is still anyones to win, however I think the broncos or the chargers are looking like they are coming on strong at this point.

Posted by: lous a girl at December 18, 2011 05:44 PM (R21xD)

480 470 lol. That's funny.

Posted by: Brock O'bama at December 18, 2011 05:46 PM (/WZ6r)

481 Jeebus, I'm sooooo fuckin' sorry if I got anyone's shorts in a twist. I am a VERY firm believer in "on any Sunday." However, as a (ahem) Pats fan for life, I stand by my statements, regardless of how much sand I kick up into your overly sensitive vaginas.

Posted by: Peaches at December 18, 2011 05:46 PM (Xroyj)

482 Robtr, nope, packed with too many toys for all the snot-nosed brats good little boys and girls, Ho, Ho, HO! *<{;0) }. . .

Don't have one of those phones where I can keep track of games sitting in church with the fam, probably a good idea because I might disrupt the service yelling. Same with the movie theater for our traditional Christmas Eve movie.

Posted by: Theresa loves the Cowboys at December 18, 2011 05:48 PM (nAvCW)

483 Just being snarky at you Peaches. I fully expect the Broncos to be a one and done if they end up making the playoffs too.

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2011 05:50 PM (GULKT)

484 Oh, Peaches, don't be that way. There's not enough left of my shorts to twist and I don't have a vagina so I think I'm good.

Posted by: Ronster at December 18, 2011 05:50 PM (JGYCE)

485 #486: I'm not offended, Peaches, and I'm sorry if I gave you that impression. It wasn't my intent; I'm just disputing the argument that Tebow's Broncos haven't played any playoff-worthy teams except for the Lions and the Patriots.

They have; it's just that those teams are no longer viewed as playoff-bound because the Broncos beat them.

I'm making a "hindsight is 20/20" sort of argument here.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 18, 2011 05:51 PM (vQfJ3)

486

Broncos, I think will have it.

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at December 18, 2011 05:54 PM (TLNYf)

487 Ah, fuck, I'm sorry. I'm just bein' a cranky-pants. No harm intended.

Posted by: Peaches at December 18, 2011 05:56 PM (Xroyj)

488

I fully expect the Broncos to be a one and done if they end up making the playoffs too.

I really think you're being unfair.

They have a very good shot at being two and done. It depends who the play. Lots of other marginal teams that made the playoffs in bad divisions.

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at December 18, 2011 05:56 PM (TLNYf)

489 493

I fully expect the Broncos to be a one and done if they end up making the playoffs too.

I really think you're being unfair.

They have a very good shot at being two and done. It depends who the play. Lots of other marginal teams that made the playoffs in bad divisions.

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at December 18, 2011 09:56 PM (TLNYf)

I'm kind of expecting they'll end up against one of the stronger Wild Cards though. Which likely means either the Steelers or Ravens.

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2011 05:58 PM (GULKT)

490 No harm done, Peaches!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 18, 2011 05:58 PM (vQfJ3)

491

I'm kind of expecting they'll end up against one of the stronger Wild Cards though. Which likely means either the Steelers or Ravens.

Hey, didn't Orton just beat the Packers?

Still very plausible they could give a good team a really really bad day before they're knocked out.

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at December 18, 2011 06:17 PM (TLNYf)

492 Oh absolutely. And I was the one socking the 2008 Cardinals. So its entirely possible that they make it all the way.

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2011 06:18 PM (GULKT)

493 Regardless of how people feel about Tebow, can we all agree San Diahgo has the worst team song in the NFL?

Posted by: Brock O'Bama at December 18, 2011 06:40 PM (/WZ6r)

494 Giants and the Jets. Both were sucking the NYC sewer system today. And didn't Buffalo lose too? The state is a three time loser in one day.

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