September 01, 2011

MSNBC's Wolff: Opposition To Obama's Speech Based On... You Know...
— Ace

"The color of his skin," of course.

They really need to elevate their game. They will be demolished if they keep pushing this.

Posted by: Ace at 01:17 PM | Comments (342)
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1 I still like the white half.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at September 01, 2011 01:19 PM (QKKT0)

2 Exactly what leads you to believe that they have something with which to elevate their game?

Posted by: pep at September 01, 2011 01:19 PM (6TB1Z)

3 MSNBC? Heard of it. It really sucks.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at September 01, 2011 01:19 PM (r4t7/)

4 Hey! top tealing my line, Mr. Wolffe!

Posted by: Charles Johnson's Bag Of Cheetos at September 01, 2011 01:19 PM (JOXDV)

5 Wolff asks "What is it about this president that has stripped away the veneer of respect that normally accompanies the Office of the President?"

Are you [redacted] kidding me, you little pencil-neck pantywaist?

Posted by: lu at September 01, 2011 01:19 PM (pLTLS)

6 Wolff, Sharpton, and MSNBC perfect together

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 01, 2011 01:19 PM (i6RpT)

7 We Hold such Truth to be Self - Evident!

Posted by: al sharpton at September 01, 2011 01:19 PM (T1boi)

8 If anyone wants to buy some racism credits, I'm in the book.

Posted by: Jesse Jackson at September 01, 2011 01:20 PM (QKKT0)

9 SCAOAMF Petulant man-child that he is. This is the ONLY date that will work. Rethugs have condemned us to depression becuz Barry can't pre-empt his successor

Posted by: Hobbiehawk at September 01, 2011 01:21 PM (IPGju)

10 Playing the race card is getting as boring as the SCOAMF himself. 

Posted by: Peregrine Took, Hobbit who thinks Obama is a SCOAMF at September 01, 2011 01:21 PM (mJznp)

11 Resist we much!

Posted by: AmishDude at September 01, 2011 01:21 PM (T0NGe)

12 And with the same amount of logic and evidence, I conclude that Richard Wolfe is a pedarast, a cophragist and an anti-dentite.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at September 01, 2011 01:22 PM (JNqU9)

13 Is it just me or have the racism accusations gone up a notch lately?

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 01, 2011 01:22 PM (fj/P0)

14 I mean coprophagist..

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at September 01, 2011 01:23 PM (JNqU9)

15

Let's not start sucking each others' dicks yet, gentlemen.

I'm busy with Obama's.


Posted by: Richard "Winston" Wolffe at September 01, 2011 01:23 PM (UaxA0)

16 ace, I don't know if you want to acknowledge it or not, but there is an undertone of racism among some in the right against Obama. You can even see it here.

People call Obama man child, or boy king, or such terms I've never heard applied to a white democrat.

People have been outright racist against Michelle Obama...calling her sasquatch, or moochelle, etc.

I would like to know what you think of that, if that is not racial?

Posted by: proudonkey at September 01, 2011 01:23 PM (NadeK)

17 Really bro...really? Is this all you got? This is like playing that game Madden NFL Football online against some fucking 12 year old little shit who laughs as he keeps running the exact same fucking play the entire game. Hopefully it works out better for the GOP than me, cause that little kid tends to kick my ass until i throw my controller at the TV.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at September 01, 2011 01:23 PM (B0ebt)

18 I guess there are no black people in football teams

Posted by: hous bin pharteen at September 01, 2011 01:23 PM (mwEw5)

19 cripes so Obama and friends are continuing the Mr. Rev Wright  style of agitating.

nothing like making the All the citizenry feel safe and comfortable in leadership!

bastards anything to win. they are embarrassing .


Posted by: willow at September 01, 2011 01:23 PM (h+qn8)

20 Obama is a stuttering clustef**k of a miserable f**lure. That includes his white half, so I'm only half racist.

Posted by: The Man Between the Cans at September 01, 2011 01:23 PM (xMHpX)

21 I never liked the bastard myself. Skin color had nothing to do with it. If that's the standard they are going to use, well, its their playbook and they'll be beatent soundly by the facts.

Posted by: Gmac at September 01, 2011 01:24 PM (k2Fyd)

22 Yeah, Beige.

Or is it the yellow tinge down his spinal column?

F**K HIM and his little Lap dog Media Shit zus.

Posted by: I don't know WHO I am anymore at September 01, 2011 01:24 PM (iniPz)

23 White guilt is the gift that has kept giving since the late 60's.  What makes you think they are going to walk away from that, especially since they have nothing else going for them?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 01, 2011 01:24 PM (0N5pL)

24
/enter troll

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 01, 2011 01:24 PM (sqkOB)

25
/cue dance music

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 01, 2011 01:24 PM (sqkOB)

26 prouddonkey . bull, wait until the grown up get in office,
bush  curious george, get a memory guy!

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2011 01:25 PM (h+qn8)

27
...and begin...

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 01, 2011 01:25 PM (sqkOB)

28 She couldn't fly because of skin color.

Posted by: Oh my at September 01, 2011 01:25 PM (VMcEw)

29 proudonkey: Fuck off, BOY. Yeah I said it, bitch.

Posted by: The Man Between the Cans at September 01, 2011 01:25 PM (xMHpX)

30 Boehner could have agreed to have Obama give his speech starting at the same time as the Republican Debate and chances are that the debate would be over before Obama showed up.

Posted by: polynikes Texan for Romney at September 01, 2011 01:25 PM (s0uvO)

31

I don't like socialists of any hue.  Especially SCOAMFs.

Posted by: theCork at September 01, 2011 01:25 PM (ia9oR)

32

Here's what I don't get.  Even after reading Carney's lame excuse, why the hell does this speech need to be made in front of a joint session?  The stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure promised to "focus like a laser" on jobs a year ago.  What's he done in the meantime? Produced a second form of ID? 

He won't say anything new.  The vast majority of people won't watch it.  It will accomplish nothing.  The only reason to pick this venue is to stroke his massively large ego.  Fuck him

Posted by: The Outlaw in the Heavenly Hall at September 01, 2011 01:26 PM (zxrQh)

33 "wait until the grown up gets in office" , Dems said that all through Bush's second term.

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2011 01:26 PM (h+qn8)

34 that's some quality analysis there. I bet that really moved the needle, as the president prepared his hail mary pass of a speech, a speech that he has yet to write.

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 01, 2011 01:26 PM (QxSug)

35

Respect??

Didn't Scoamf's spokesman call Republicans terrorists recently?  Biden? 

 

Bueller?

Posted by: eleven at September 01, 2011 01:26 PM (7DB+a)

36 "but there is an undertone of racism among some in the right against Obama." Go fuck yourself. Every fucking term you used after that that you say is "undertones" of racism was applied to George Bush...he was called boy, he was called child, fuck they called him a monkey. And tell me how a sasquatch is racist? BTW asshole which fucking political party up until recently had a fucking member of the KKK? Ill wait while you go figure that out dipshit.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at September 01, 2011 01:26 PM (B0ebt)

37 Tell me about it Wolff....now where is my alludium q36 space modulator?

Posted by: Marvin the Martian at September 01, 2011 01:26 PM (AEIYh)

38 proudonkey, we can call Obama anything we want because we freed the slaves, absolute moral authority and all.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 01, 2011 01:27 PM (fj/P0)

39

I predict that within 20 years 'racist' will have more meanings than 'fuck' does.

And people will use it complimentarily.

As in "Did you see the new iphone 5 with the 4G? That phone is racist!"

Posted by: Entropy at September 01, 2011 01:28 PM (KeJbA)

40 The only proud donkey ive ever seen is the one that was railing that guys mother in a bar in Tiajuana. That was one proud donkey right there.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at September 01, 2011 01:28 PM (B0ebt)

41
re: why Obama feels it imperative to stand in front of Congress to make the same old speech

One reason: To humiliate the Republicans

Another reason: To exercise his right to the bully pulpit.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 01, 2011 01:28 PM (sqkOB)

42 I would like to know what you think of that, if that is not racial?

Posted by: proudonkey at September 01, 2011 05:23 PM (NadeK)

If his name was Charlie, we would call him Charles in Charge, but no such luck.  When a young, unqualified man pretends he knows what he is doing and is seen failing miserably, he gets called a manchild or a boy king, and it has no semblance to the racial slights you perceive.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 01, 2011 01:28 PM (0N5pL)

43 Racist!

Hey.. kos has an article today about how much of a miserable clusterfuck of a failure Obama is.. well, not exactly... but close!  I think kos wants him to man up some.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 01, 2011 01:28 PM (f9c2L)

44 Breaking:  Three partisan white guys who happen to be whiter than a Dave Matthews fan club meeting held at the yogurt stand outside of an Ikea are very certain that political differences due to racism.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 01, 2011 01:28 PM (SY2Kh)

45 prouddonkey a proud Dem position is to blame everything the President gets called on racism, nicer than actually taking responsibilty for screwing the economy! getting involved with wars congress didn't get a vote on! shoving Obamacare down americans throat something we cannot afford!
clinton, screwing Monica Lewinsky is a Republican racists fault!

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2011 01:28 PM (h+qn8)

46 They really need to elevate their game.

Can't do that; they peaked a long time ago.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at September 01, 2011 01:28 PM (1rHeD)

47 bush  curious george, get a memory guy!

Associating a white person with a monkey is not racism, however derogatory it may be.

Posted by: proudonkey at September 01, 2011 01:29 PM (NadeK)

48 The Democrat Party : pro-slavery, Jim Crow, pro-segregation, bombing churches........


Catch The Fever!!

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 01, 2011 01:29 PM (fj/P0)

49
Obama should call his speech It's Not Me, It's Them


Posted by: Soothsayer at September 01, 2011 01:29 PM (sqkOB)

50 "The color of his skin," of course. Who's skin? Obama's, Karl Marx's, Bill Ayers's, George Soros's? Guess again, it's the policies.

Posted by: t-bird at September 01, 2011 01:29 PM (FcR7P)

51 Posted by: proudonkey at September 01, 2011 05:23 PM (NadeK)

read  "Manchild in the Promised Land", asshole.   The shoe fits...

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at September 01, 2011 01:29 PM (UqKQV)

52 Dr Spank: "Is it just me or have the racism accusations gone up a notch lately?"

It's already at eleventy. Is there a number higher than that?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 01, 2011 01:29 PM (r4t7/)

53 Associating a white person with a monkey is not racism, however derogatory it may be. Posted by: proudonkey at September 01, 2011 05:29 PM (NadeK) obama's half white

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 01, 2011 01:29 PM (i6RpT)

54
Concern Troll on Line 16...

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 01, 2011 01:30 PM (QMtmy)

55 Geez, proudonkeydick.  Get a life.  I'd tell you to get a job, but the SCOAMF has kind of fucked that up for you, huh? 

Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at September 01, 2011 01:30 PM (YfSAQ)

56 proudonkey ---------------------------------- You are a racist. I don't need proof, since you provided none.

Posted by: MJ at September 01, 2011 01:30 PM (BKOsZ)

57 Remember how racism was to blame in blocking the other 4,516 speeches?  However are we going to know what the President is thinking?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 01, 2011 01:30 PM (7utQ2)

58

 

ProudDonkey

Sasquatch is not really black they're more of a dark brown and moochelle is more of a play on her similarities to the bovine family  how is that racist?

 

Posted by: kj at September 01, 2011 01:30 PM (Pzadr)

59 To be fair, the opposition to Obama's speech is also based on the content of his character.  Seriously.

Posted by: joejm65 at September 01, 2011 01:31 PM (UZuc4)

60 Dickless wonderbaby libfuck: Bush is a chiminypanzee! = legitimate expression of free speech Conservative: Obama is a SCOAMF = RACISMM!!!11eleventy111

Posted by: The Man Between the Cans at September 01, 2011 01:31 PM (xMHpX)

61 Is this a prank?

Posted by: Mjim at September 01, 2011 01:31 PM (rN9Na)

62 They will be demolished if they keep pushing this. Who knows. Crying "racism" is like salt to these mooks. It's the one indispensable seasoning to their menu of shit sandwiches.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 01, 2011 01:31 PM (AZGON)

63 Suckers of Cock.

Posted by: toby928™ at September 01, 2011 01:31 PM (GTbGH)

64 Why do you believe they are capable of elevating their game?

Posted by: Molon Labe at September 01, 2011 01:31 PM (e36+G)

65 This is getting ridiculous.  I can't even sit down anymore.  When will The Democrats stop abusing me?

Posted by: The Chicken Being Abused at September 01, 2011 01:31 PM (ndlFj)

66 They really need to elevate their game. Maybe this is their game. They're going with their best shot (I hope).

Posted by: Comrade Doctor Bite at September 01, 2011 01:31 PM (+JhHG)

67 Associating a white person with a monkey is not racism, however derogatory it may be.

Posted by: proudonkey at September 01, 2011 05:29 PM (NadeK)

So, genius, you're saying that Black are monkeys?  "Associated with' monkeys?  Monkey-ish, unlike Whitey?

Many flaws in your logic, there are.

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at September 01, 2011 01:31 PM (UqKQV)

68 And tell me how a sasquatch is racist?

Nobody knows the trouble I've seen.........

Posted by: Sasquatch liberation front at September 01, 2011 01:32 PM (6TB1Z)

69 prouddonkey   Do you even know the real history of the Democratic party and racism?  They were hard core races until blacks started voting.  Then they went the other way in bashing republicans.  They will go any direction that gives them power..

Posted by: hous bin pharteen at September 01, 2011 01:32 PM (mwEw5)

70 Again, how about pushing back against these racists and how their racist policies, such as having banks loan to under qualified minorities and then pushing MBS's, caused the underlying fiscal crisis, so they can just STFU?

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 01, 2011 01:32 PM (QxSug)

71

Associating a white person with a monkey is not racism, however derogatory it may be.

And associating a black person with a monkey on account of their insipid ACTIONS and inability to govern---instead of their APPEARANCE---is not racist either.

Actually, a monkey would not be a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure, so calling BO a monkey would be a compliment.



Posted by: imp at September 01, 2011 01:33 PM (UaxA0)

72 You don't like me spending your money on green energy scams? RACISM

You don't like me running guns to Mexican drug cartels? RACISM

You don't want to join me at my favorite Chicago bathhouse? Definitely RACISM

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 01, 2011 01:33 PM (7BU4a)

73
I didn't give a hoot about Obama til I found out he was from Chicago -- then I was totally against him. (And all the Chicago pol stereotypes have held true since.)

Does that make me Chicagoist?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 01, 2011 01:33 PM (QMtmy)

74 Do you even know the real history of the Democratic party and racism?  They were hard core races until blacks started voting.  Then they went the other way in bashing republicans.  They will go any direction that gives them power..

Actually I do know history. Lincoln would've been a democrat by today's standards. the republicans pre-kennedy are today's democrats and vice versa.

Posted by: proudonkey at September 01, 2011 01:34 PM (NadeK)

75 Dr Spank: "Is it just me or have the racism accusations gone up a notch lately?"


Well, really, you can't start a race war without claims of racism, now can you?

Posted by: Billy Ayers at September 01, 2011 01:34 PM (kD+se)

76

Wolff also wanted to know why this blog is called the Ace of SPADES

I think we know why. The Tea Party, that's why.. Oh yeah..

Posted by: TexasJew at September 01, 2011 01:34 PM (+cOEs)

77 Associating a white person with a monkey is not racism, however derogatory it may be. I only wish associating Dick Soetero with a mucus-oozing sea lamprey were racist. But I have too much respect for the sea lamprey.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 01, 2011 01:34 PM (AZGON)

78

You don't want to join me at my favorite Chicago bathhouse? Definitely RACISM

You don't want Gibson to fire everyone and move to Madagascar? RACISM.

Posted by: Entropy at September 01, 2011 01:34 PM (KeJbA)

79 Actually I do know history. Lincoln would've been a democrat by today's standards. the republicans pre-kennedy are today's democrats and vice versa. Posted by: proudonkey at September 01, 2011 05:34 PM (NadeK) That's pretty much just incomprehensible dumb

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 01, 2011 01:35 PM (i6RpT)

80 Call me naive, but I am shocked at the level of racial rhetoric a full 15 months out from the election. These fuckers aren't even waiting until we've picked our candidate. The general public will be turned off by this but that is not the real issue here. The issue here is whether or not the ignorant and impulsive Obama electorate will be moved by this rhetoric to act the only way they know how. If they do, they risk awakening a sleeping giant. This stuff is dangerous and irresponsible and it is being conducted on behalf of a "historical" president who doesn't feel it necessary to pull them back even an inch. Prepare yourselves. Don't get caught in a state of bewilderment wondering how it all fell apart. Expect it to happen and gave a plan.

Posted by: Spiker at September 01, 2011 01:35 PM (QmRuH)

81 proudonkey: "People call Obama man child, or boy king, or such terms I've never heard applied to a white democrat."

Don't project your own latent racism, asshole. If you don't comprehend what you read, it's probably better to remain silent.

"People have been outright racist against Michelle Obama...calling her sasquatch, or moochelle, etc."

See above.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 01, 2011 01:35 PM (r4t7/)

82 Are you [redacted] kidding me,

In Aldous Huxley's dystopian futuristic novel Brave New World, society has abandon worshiping God in favor of their new god, the inventor of the new technological world, Henry Ford.  Since Ford is the new god, swearing must also be amended so rather than saying "God Damn it" people would say "Ford damn it!"  Huxley may have been right about abandoning god but he chose the wrong replacement god.  The progressive's replacement god is not Henry Ford with this Gaia killing mobile exhaust producers but rather Charles Darwin, the man who didn't talk about killing God (like Fredrick Nietzsche did) but actually killed Him and all of his right/wrong good/evil  moral philosophy.  Therefore we should begin swearing by taking Darwin's name in vain.  "By Darwin!"  "Charles H. Darwin!"  "Darwin damn it!"  "Oh my Darwin!"  and so forth. 

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 01, 2011 01:36 PM (Hx5uv)

83 Donkey ought to worry more about overtones of marxism among those on the Left than undertones of racism projected as some sort of repellent or immunization against the dems/commies' track record of abysmal fucking failure, but oh that's right, you're a proud jackass.

I forgot.

Posted by: ontherocks at September 01, 2011 01:36 PM (HBqDo)

84 Is it racist of me not to buy a $1 million Canadian bus? To ride a men's bike? Is it racist of me to be able to read a fucking calendar?

Posted by: t-bird at September 01, 2011 01:36 PM (FcR7P)

85

Fuck it.  Since any criticism of the SCoaMF is now defined as racism, then I'm perfectly fine with being called a racist by these suckers of cocks.

I actually know who the real ones are, though.

Posted by: The Outlaw in the Heavenly Hall at September 01, 2011 01:36 PM (zxrQh)

86 Actually I do know history. Lincoln would've been a democrat by today's standards. the republicans pre-kennedy are today's democrats and vice versa.
Posted by: proudonkey at September 01, 2011 05:34 PM

In addition to being the stupidest troll to ever troll, you have no knowledge of history.  GTFO.

Posted by: huerfano at September 01, 2011 01:36 PM (kD+se)

87
I call Obama god-boy.


Posted by: Soothsayer at September 01, 2011 01:36 PM (sqkOB)

88 "...a speech that he has yet to write"

I've got one he can use.

Posted by: Karl Marx at September 01, 2011 01:36 PM (ndlFj)

89 republicans pre-kennedy are today's democrats and vice versa.

Posted by: proudonkey at September 01, 2011 05:34 PM (NadeK)

This is gibberish

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at September 01, 2011 01:36 PM (UqKQV)

90 I hate MSNBC racists

Posted by: James Loughner at September 01, 2011 01:36 PM (e8kgV)

91 They really need to elevate their game. Maybe this is their game. You are correct. It is as Dennis Prager says. All they have, and liberals will shout it until the veins on their microcephalic foreheads burst, is SIXHRB sexist intolerant xenophobic homophobic racist bigot Obama 2012: Because juvenile name-calling belongs in the White House.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 01, 2011 01:37 PM (AZGON)

92 Whew I thought proudummy was going to say we were homophobes for pointing out Obama throws a baseball like a little girl, bowls like a limp wristed Liberace or that Ru Paul looks more manly riding a bike.

Posted by: polynikes Texan for Romney at September 01, 2011 01:37 PM (s0uvO)

93 proudass,
I don't like SCOAMF because of his color it's because he is complete and total failure as a person and a president.  It has nothing to do with race.  If it did how did Allen West get elected?  Explain please, because, you know, we are all racists on this here blog.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT at September 01, 2011 01:37 PM (iYbLN)

94 Seriously, do they think it accomplishes anything?

Posted by: SFGoth at September 01, 2011 01:38 PM (dZ756)

95

His mother was whiter than mine

 

Posted by: TexasJew at September 01, 2011 01:38 PM (+cOEs)

96 proudonkey: take your red herring bullshit and shove it up your fucking ass, you clueless fuckheaded dimbulb fuckhole. Why not try crawling out of Michelle Obama's vayjayay to see the light for once instead of going full on troll retard in a moron thread, you dumb assheaded shitbagging fuckfaced herpes infested little twat monkey.

Posted by: The Man Between the Cans at September 01, 2011 01:38 PM (xMHpX)

97 Associating a white person with a monkey is not racism, however derogatory it may be.

Don't drag us into this mess.

Posted by: Japanese Snow Monkeys at September 01, 2011 01:38 PM (ndlFj)

98 Actually I do know history. Lincoln would've been a democrat by today's standards. the republicans pre-kennedy are today's democrats and vice versa.

Posted by: proudonkey at September 01, 2011 05:34 PM (NadeK)

 

But it was the Republicans post-Kennedy that pushed through the 1964 Civil Rights legislation.  Wanna try again?

Posted by: joejm65 at September 01, 2011 01:38 PM (UZuc4)

99 They got nuthin'. 

Posted by: Y-not at September 01, 2011 01:38 PM (5H6zj)

100
The Holy Babble

from the book of Stimulus, chapter 4....

27 And the god-boy stood by the Tree of Money and said, "Verily, I call I upon all my CEO's to step up and begin hiring."


Posted by: Soothsayer at September 01, 2011 01:38 PM (sqkOB)

101 44  chi-town jerry     Hey.. kos has an article today about how much of a miserable clusterfuck of a failure Obama is.. well, not exactly... but close!  I think kos wants him to man up some.                      I don't think that little asshat knows what a man is.

Posted by: hous bin pharteen at September 01, 2011 01:38 PM (mwEw5)

102

Actually I do know history. Lincoln would've been a democrat by today's standards. the republicans pre-kennedy are today's democrats and vice versa.

 

man you are about as ass backwards as any one idividual can be

Posted by: kj at September 01, 2011 01:39 PM (Pzadr)

103 When you said "The Boy Who Cried Wolf Blitzer," I know you really meant "The Boy Who Cried Wolf Blitzer, Boy!"

Posted by: Kensington, Racist Dogwhistle Detecter! at September 01, 2011 01:39 PM (znT2j)

104 Actually I do know history. Lincoln would've been a democrat by today's standards. the republicans pre-kennedy are today's democrats and vice versa.
Posted by: proudonkey at September 01, 2011 05:34 PM (NadeK)

This is why it is so hard to get liberals to switch sides in the debate.  They're willfully ignorant.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 01, 2011 01:39 PM (0N5pL)

105 To be fair, the opposition to Obama's speech is also based on the content of his character.  Seriously.

That's a lie.  Obama doesn't have any character.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 01, 2011 01:39 PM (Hx5uv)

106 Republicans 'pre-kennedy'  were pretty much the same as Republicans are today. 

You're trying to comprehend the changes in the Democratic Party since then--and failing, because you're seriously stupid and don't know enough

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at September 01, 2011 01:39 PM (UqKQV)

107 Plus he throws a baseball like a spastic chicken...

Posted by: TexasJew at September 01, 2011 01:39 PM (+cOEs)

108 Light biracial brown

Posted by: av at September 01, 2011 01:39 PM (aLR02)

109 Proud Mule,

I called your blue-eyed boy "Beijing billy" and "inhaler 1" back in '92-2000

I know this will throw you for loop but in hating Marxist collectivism with all my soul I pretty much hate the entire modern Democrat party Black, White, or in Crist's case orange


explain to me again how falsely accusing Bush of being a jew Murdering multi-genociding Dictator like Hitler was not "racist" coming from a minority again m'kay?

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 01:40 PM (AEIYh)

110

moochelle

Obviously racist. Calling people 'cows' has been a code word for blacks since at least the 18th century.

Possibly on account of the fact that cows are partially black

I forget what other color they are.... I think it's mexican.

Posted by: Entropy at September 01, 2011 01:40 PM (KeJbA)

111 Actually I do know history. Lincoln would've been a democrat by today's standards. the republicans pre-kennedy are today's democrats and vice versa. Posted by: proudonkey at September 01, 2011 05:34 PM (NadeK) This is why it is so hard to get liberals to switch sides in the debate. They're willfully ignorant. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 01, 2011 05:39 PM (0N5pL) Yeah but the bit of stupidity is really an award winner

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 01, 2011 01:40 PM (i6RpT)

112 Actually I do know history. Lincoln would've been a democrat by today's standards. the republicans pre-kennedy are today's democrats and vice versa.

Posted by: proudonkey at September 01, 2011 05:34 PM (NadeK)

 

You've contorted yourself to a point where you're sucking shit out of your own asshole, haven't you? 

Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at September 01, 2011 01:40 PM (YfSAQ)

113 Imp, my hubs just told a volunteer for the Dick Lugar campaign he'd vote for a ring tailed lemur before he'd vote for Lugar. Which led to 5 minutes of texting back and forth of all the ways in which a ring tailed lemur would be better than 99% of the politicians that represent us.

Posted by: nightwitch at September 01, 2011 01:41 PM (11j7G)

114 No, wait!  Different Wolf.  I meant that when you said "The Boy Who Cried Richard Wolffe," I know you really meant "The Boy Who Cried Richard Wolffe, Boy!"

Posted by: Kensington, Racist Dogwhistle Detecter! at September 01, 2011 01:41 PM (znT2j)

115 109To be fair, the opposition to Obama's speech is also based on the content of his character. Seriously.

That's a lie. Obama doesn't have any character.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 01, 2011 05:39 PM (Hx5uv)

 

Um, yeah.  Kinda my point...

Posted by: joejm65 at September 01, 2011 01:41 PM (UZuc4)

116 Remember yesterday when proudasshole state that he may not be black but he understand what it is to be black because he watched CNN's masterpieceofshit "Black In America?"

I'm a brain surgeon now because I watched Discovery Science's brain surgery show.  So there.


Posted by: mpfs, TPT at September 01, 2011 01:41 PM (iYbLN)

117 The South today is republicans...it used to be democrats in lincoln's times. their beliefs are the same, the only change is the name.

Lincoln, a republican back then, would've been a democrat today. The democrats in lincoln's times are today's republicans. That's simply fact.

Posted by: proudonkey at September 01, 2011 01:42 PM (NadeK)

118 It's like beating a dead horse.  Excuse me, donkey.

Posted by: EC at September 01, 2011 01:42 PM (f4TZ2)

119 Their "Massa"card has reached it's limit. Time to cut it up.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 01, 2011 01:42 PM (ZDUD4)

120 Stupid liberl, "so, like I get to pick and choose which politicians and historical figures would be on my side today, and guess what, it totally inflates my self esteem! Go figure."

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 01, 2011 01:42 PM (QxSug)

121 119 No, wait!  Different Wolf.  I meant that when you said "The Boy Who Cried Richard Wolffe," I know you really meant "The Boy Who Cried Richard Wolffe, Boy!"

Posted by: Kensington, Racist Dogwhistle Detecter! at September 01, 2011 05:41 PM

You have learned well, my young apprentice.

Posted by: Maureed Dowd at September 01, 2011 01:42 PM (DrWcr)

122 108 Vashta,

they get a lot of their ideas from fiction...Harry turtledove posited in "How few remain" an alternate history of the Civil War that had Abe survived he'd have gone 3d way socialist by '80......


because a guy lamenting the loss of small business potential for individual is "of course" jerking off to wealth redistribution by threat of force

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 01:42 PM (AEIYh)

123
Stimulus, chapter 8...

11 The people looked upon the face of god-boy as the sun shone brightly. And the first solar panel was thus created. God-boy spoke, "With this creation I bring unto a rising tide that will lift all boats." And the people looked at each other and shrugged.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 01, 2011 01:42 PM (sqkOB)

124 Although proudonkey is a typical white person, I grudgingly accept his support in my quest to fulfill Reverend Wright's dream.

Posted by: President Downgrayedd at September 01, 2011 01:42 PM (gjsMD)

125

What is Lugar going to do when they kick his ancient ass out of office?

It's the only job he's had in 40 years.

Posted by: TexasJew at September 01, 2011 01:43 PM (+cOEs)

126 122 ProudMule,

you'll need to explain to me how the "new left" running off the scoop jackson donks achieved this magic trick

the KKK is a democrat terror organization not the GOP's

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 01:43 PM (AEIYh)

127 The South today is republicans...it used to be democrats in lincoln's times. their beliefs are the same, the only change is the name. Lincoln, a republican back then, would've been a democrat today. The democrats in lincoln's times are today's republicans. That's simply fact. Posted by: proudonkey at September 01, 2011 05:42 PM (NadeK) Keep digging that hole proudonkey, your bond to find wisdom or china soon enough

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 01, 2011 01:43 PM (i6RpT)

128 The South today is republicans...it used to be democrats in lincoln's times. their beliefs are the same, the only change is the name.

Staggering logic, that.

Posted by: blue star at September 01, 2011 01:43 PM (MLZxF)

129

Bonus question, would you call this person an African-American?

Hey... that's an interesting question. Is that person an african-american?

Posted by: Entropy at September 01, 2011 01:43 PM (KeJbA)

130 I still think proudasshole puts Kiwi black shoe polish on his face and playacts being "black" in the mirror at night.  He is down with the struggle.  He's all about the struggle against "The Man!"

Posted by: mpfs, TPT at September 01, 2011 01:44 PM (iYbLN)

131 Imp, my hubs just told a volunteer for the Dick Lugar campaign he'd vote for a ring tailed lemur before he'd vote for Lugar.

Perry/Ring-tailed Lemur, '12!

Posted by: Y-not at September 01, 2011 01:44 PM (5H6zj)

132 moochelle is more of a play on her similarities to the bovine family  how is that racist?

I think "Moochelle" is a reference to her love for taxpayer financed perks like Spanish vacations etc. alleged to have cost the taxpayers $10 million.  But I suppose we could imitate that famous person of color Cab Calloway and call her Shelly the Moocher. 

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 01, 2011 01:44 PM (Hx5uv)

133 Proudhonkey are you high?

Posted by: Phoenixgirl at September 01, 2011 01:44 PM (Xxlj0)

134 so, that's it then, the south is now conservative, therefore all party affiliation is switched, brilliant.

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 01, 2011 01:44 PM (QxSug)

135 130, Prolly retire on his "Backsheese" millions.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 01, 2011 01:44 PM (ZDUD4)

136 excuse me dumb dumb how can a conjecture about long dead dems and republicans be fact?

Posted by: kj at September 01, 2011 01:44 PM (Pzadr)

137 "People call Obama man child, or boy king, or such terms I've never heard applied to a white democrat."

Bill Clinton was routinely referred to as the "boy President," particularly by L. Brent Bozell.

Now, that said, I do think that the "Preznit" stuff that gets tossed in the comments is borderline, as are the occasional touches of ebonics.  It wouldn't kill this place to eliminate both of those things.

Posted by: Kensington at September 01, 2011 01:44 PM (znT2j)

138 People call Obama man child Please, let's be fair. People call him a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure. I'm not sure which is worse: being a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure or going out of your way to make it fucking obvious that you are a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: t-bird at September 01, 2011 01:44 PM (FcR7P)

139

If you're 20 and a leftist at a certain level that's OK.  You're 20.  You're simply immature and inexperienced. 

If you're 40 and a leftist, however, then you're suffering from a severe mental disorder.

If you're 60 and still a leftist then you're brain dead.  Literally.

Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at September 01, 2011 01:45 PM (f8XyF)

140

Bonus question, would you call this person an African-American?

No, neither of them are African-American. What's your point?

Posted by: proudonkey at September 01, 2011 01:45 PM (NadeK)

141 Bonus question, would you call this person an African-American? Hey... that's an interesting question. Is that person an african-american? Posted by: Entropy at September 01, 2011 05:43 PM (KeJbA) Hey folks the only thing I think when I see that pic, is if that broad gives good head?

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 01, 2011 01:45 PM (i6RpT)

142 The Race Card is the most rapid-fire, all purpose, over used and abused, ad hominem and vapid weapon of smear, mass deception and diversion ever conceived by man. It is a weapon under which weak minds are servilely crouched and can be fired with the greatest of ease by even the most reason and integrity challenged, and in fact, was designed especially for use by them. It is void of justice. It is void of liberty. It needs no footing in rationality. It is, in plain and clear fact, similar to a lynching. It has no expiration date. It doesnÂ’t even appear to have a half life. There are those who theorize that it may continue to exist indefinitely in some form even after time itself has come to an end.

Posted by: FeralCat at September 01, 2011 01:45 PM (parIF)

143 That's simply fact.

Posted by: proudonkey at September 01, 2011 05:42 PM (NadeK)

Bullshit.

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at September 01, 2011 01:45 PM (UqKQV)

144 Perry/Cinder Block 2012, '12!

Posted by: Barbarian at September 01, 2011 01:45 PM (EL+OC)

145 102    But it was the Republicans post-Kennedy that pushed through the 1964 Civil Rights legislation.  Wanna try again?     The demorats where blocking cival rights since 1957.  The dreaded Richard Nixon did more for civil rights then pretty boy JFK.   I thought leadership was important for a president.  Not looks.  Its REAL.  Not a season of Big Brother.

Posted by: hous bin pharteen at September 01, 2011 01:45 PM (mwEw5)

146 no, they think that way. The funny thing is is that every northern city with machine politics and scumbag in-bred corruption and ties to organized crime REMAINS DEMOCRAT TO THIS DAY. bends your mind, don't it.

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 01, 2011 01:45 PM (QxSug)

147 "What is it about this president that has stripped away the veneer of respect that normally accompanies the Office of the President?"

Why is he talking about George W. Bush?  Or was he talking about Reagan?

Posted by: Dang at September 01, 2011 01:46 PM (TXKVh)

148 The South today is republicans...it used to be democrats in lincoln's times. their beliefs are the same, the only change is the name.

Posted by: proudonkey at September 01, 2011 05:42 PM (NadeK)

1. Read a book on  Reconstruction.

2. Take a look at the democrat party platform of 1950 versus 2008

2. Go get your shinebox

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 01, 2011 01:46 PM (0N5pL)

149 Donkey is just upset he belongs to a political party that supported slavery and Jim Crow. Congrats on your choice to join such a repellant club.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 01, 2011 01:46 PM (fj/P0)

150 144 TN III,

if you're a 120 and your voter registration says "democrat" you're in Chicago

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 01:46 PM (AEIYh)

151

Since we all evolved from Australopithecus, we are all African-Americans.

Except for Obama. He sucks.

Posted by: TexasJew at September 01, 2011 01:46 PM (+cOEs)

152 They really need to elevate their game.

You're so right, they can run on his accomplishments and the fact that America loves hard leftism.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at September 01, 2011 01:46 PM (0q2P7)

153 Lincoln would have been a democrat today. I know because I asked him when i visited his grave, and he spoke to me on the ouija board. All democrats magically switch their parties to republican during the 60s just in time to vote in the civil rights act, since it would be impossible for any real democrat to vote against such a law. republicans are evil, i mean the republicans today, not the democrats of yesterday when they were really republicans. im confused, anyone have any vaseline?

Posted by: prouddockey's shriveled dick at September 01, 2011 01:46 PM (xMHpX)

154 Wolff: "You're a racist!" Jeff: "That's an excellent point. I do believe that the miserable state of our economy is largely due to Barack Obama's dark skin. So, you're saying that it's actually his incompetence that's to blame for this unprecedented bout of high unemployment? Please tell me more. I find your ideas fascinating."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 01, 2011 01:47 PM (TATbF)

155 There really should be a little animation thingy here that is a dismissive wanking motion. Then we could respond to this bullshit with that. No one's really surprised by this, are they? A lot of people on this blog said that any criticism of Obama was going to be called racism; we were sure off the mark there, huh?

Posted by: UGAdawg at September 01, 2011 01:47 PM (H6JHE)

156 138, I think "Moochelle" is a reference to her love for taxpayer financed perks like Spanish vacations etc. alleged to have cost the taxpayers $10 million. But I suppose we could imitate that famous person of color Cab Calloway and call her Shelly the Moocher. Wouldn't that be Oinkchelle? I know it isn't close phonetically. Literally however, the supine prefix is far more fitting.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 01, 2011 01:47 PM (ZDUD4)

157 That's simply fact. No. That is an opinion.

Posted by: Potato Bandit at September 01, 2011 01:47 PM (vj3id)

158 Perry/Cinder Block 2012, '12!
Posted by: Barbarian

Perry/Jelly Filled Donut 2012!

Posted by: Dang at September 01, 2011 01:47 PM (TXKVh)

159 I'm bored with Democrats.  It's like playing one-on-one with a tortoise.  They aren't even making it interesting. 

All we should do at this point is pick our candidate and get our ducks in a row state by state, so we get a clean sweep in '12.  The voter fraud this time around is going to be mind-boggling. 

Posted by: Y-not at September 01, 2011 01:47 PM (5H6zj)

160 look, the liberal pathology manifests itself in the inability to form rational thoughts. The practical upshot of this is liberal extrapolating from a single data point. So, Vashta, good luck with trying to introduce a second data point.

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 01, 2011 01:47 PM (QxSug)

161 Donkey is just upset he belongs to a political party that supported slavery and Jim Crow. Congrats on your choice to join such a repellant club.

I don't belong to any political 'party'. i can think for myself, thank you.

Posted by: proudonkey at September 01, 2011 01:47 PM (NadeK)

162 It's still Bush's fault, somehow..

Posted by: TexasJew at September 01, 2011 01:48 PM (+cOEs)

163 Lincoln, a republican back then, would've been a democrat today. The democrats in lincoln's times are today's republicans. That's simply fact.
Posted by: proudonkey at September 01, 2011 05:42 PM

Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid onkey.  I don't know why you're so proud of it though.

Posted by: huerfano at September 01, 2011 01:48 PM (kD+se)

164 proudasshole,

I find your thoughts fascinating.  Can I subscribe to your newsletter so I can wipe my ass with it?

Posted by: mpfs, TPT at September 01, 2011 01:48 PM (iYbLN)

165

Gee I guess the collective memory at MSNBC barely goes back to what they ate for breakfast yesterday...............

Eight long years of relentless assaults on G.W. Bush, all the name calling, all the "chimpy mcbush hitler" tirades Bush had to endure, this moron conveniently "forgets" all about that, huh?

That race card they're playing is worth less than a wheelbarrow full of greek bonds.

 

Posted by: Boots at September 01, 2011 01:49 PM (neKzn)

166 The South today is republicans...it used to be democrats in lincoln's times. their beliefs are the same, the only change is the name.

Lincoln, a republican back then, would've been a democrat today. The democrats in lincoln's times are today's republicans. That's simply fact.

Posted by: proudonkey at September 01, 2011 05:42 PM (NadeK)

North would be south and hamburgers would eat people.  It's simply fact.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 01, 2011 01:49 PM (FkKjr)

167 155Donkey is just upset he belongs to a political party that supported slavery and Jim Crow.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 01, 2011 05:46 PM (fj/P0)

 

You forgot the KKK.  His name really should be Donkkkey......

Posted by: joejm65 at September 01, 2011 01:49 PM (UZuc4)

168 I don't belong to any political 'party'. i can think for myself, thank you.
Posted by: proudonkey

And with such a teeny, tiny little brain.  Amazing.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT at September 01, 2011 01:49 PM (iYbLN)

169 Wilbon, on PTI, just OUTRAGED!!!!!!! Kornheiser for saying that NBC should show their pre-game show next Thursday by saying, "We're not in a dictatorship, if you want to watch the President, he'll be on EVERY OTHER CHANNEL, USE THE CLICKER (emphasis his).
Kornheiser was all pissed off.

Made me laugh it did. 

Posted by: Veeshir at September 01, 2011 01:49 PM (7cyKH)

170

 

 todays dems would have been bolsheviks

Posted by: kj at September 01, 2011 01:50 PM (Pzadr)

171 Seriously, do they think it accomplishes anything?
Posted by: SFGoth

Well, they know they're in trouble but Obaka won by playing the Compromiser, the biracial benedictor. If his funtionaries and lackeys can conjure up enough supposed racism, it gives Obaka the opportunity to descend from the Oval Office and absolve us once again of our racial sins.

That's the plan or they figure if they fling enough shit at us, they think some will stick.

However, this changes Obaka into the Challenger, the angry black guy who wields a brickbat of racism. This won't work for him at all. Voters won't be cowed by insults.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2011 01:50 PM (s1vtf)

172 Actually I do know history. Lincoln would've been a democrat by today's standards. the republicans pre-kennedy are today's democrats and vice versa.

Posted by: proudonkey at September 01, 2011 05:34 PM (NadeK)

There is one party that insists on classifying people by accident of birth: the Democrats.  This was true when they were overt racists, and it is true now when they push for race based quotas and ALWAYS see racism in benign statements (eg, the big black cloud).

The other party insists on classifying people by their accomplishments.  That's the Republican party, and they have been consistent in arguing that people should be judged not by the color of their skin, but the content of their character.  That includes Lincoln, MLK, and Steve Perry.

Posted by: wooga at September 01, 2011 01:50 PM (vjyZP)

173

Time to cue the Reginald Denny cinderblock...

Posted by: TexasJew at September 01, 2011 01:50 PM (+cOEs)

174 Dont listen to these guys proudonkey about how stupid, ignorant or gullible you are. I for one think you are smart and just misunderstood. By the way my Nigerian uncle( who happens to be black) could use your assistance. He's willing to pay you a large percentage of money he has but needs to transfer these funds to a bank in America. If he could just have your bank account number he could do the transfer. Just post that number to the thread. Thanks.

Posted by: polynikes Texan for Romney at September 01, 2011 01:50 PM (s0uvO)

175 Lincoln, a republican back then, would've been a democrat today. The democrats in lincoln's times are today's republicans. That's simply fact.

Posted by: proudonkey at September 01, 2011 05:42 PM (NadeK)

Saying something is a 'fact' and it being factually true are not the same thing, cupcake. Try again.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at September 01, 2011 01:50 PM (tNIsL)

176 Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and prove you're a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Stuff Abe Lincoln Said, Vol. I at September 01, 2011 01:50 PM (AZGON)

177 16 ace, I don't know if you want to acknowledge it or not, but there is an undertone of racism among some in the right against Obama. You can even see it here.

People call Obama man child, or boy king, or such terms I've never heard applied to a white democrat.

People have been outright racist against Michelle Obama...calling her sasquatch, or moochelle, etc.

I would like to know what you think of that, if that is not racial?
Posted by: proudonkey at September 01, 2011 05:23 PM

Ace has very strict rules for posting racist shit.

Everyone here who has not been banned for that by Ace himself, please step forward

So now you know why dum-dum is sitting a few steps behind looking at everyone's ass

Posted by: kbdabear at September 01, 2011 01:50 PM (Y+DPZ)

178 I don't belong to any political 'party'. i can think for myself, thank you.
Posted by: proudonkey at September 01, 2011 05:47 PM (NadeK)
Right, you rely on particularly stupid liberal talking points for your comments, but you haven't registered as a member the Democratic Party, so you must be a free-thinker.

Posted by: DKCZ at September 01, 2011 01:51 PM (gjsMD)

179 I don't belong to any political 'party'. i can think for myself, thank you.

Posted by: proudonkey at September 01, 2011 05:47 PM (NadeK)

 

So change your name to ProudIndependant.  'Cause, the 'donkey' kinda reminds people of a political party...

Posted by: joejm65 at September 01, 2011 01:51 PM (UZuc4)

180 Yes, yes, I feel, I hear, Abraham Lincoln calling to me from the Great Beyond.  And he is saying bring back a multi-million dollar verdict because that damn doctor delivered me wrong.  I mean he saying, vote Obama 2012.

Posted by: John Edwards at September 01, 2011 01:51 PM (Hx5uv)

181

 

I don't belong to any political 'party'. i can think for myself, thank you.
Posted by: proudonkey

you know that whole thinking for yourself thing ain't good for some people.

Posted by: kj at September 01, 2011 01:51 PM (Pzadr)

182 Look at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I can think for myself, unlike you racist rethuglicans with your racist terms like tax cuts and limited government! Please, we all know what you REALLY mean by that when you say you want to cut spending and shrink the size of government. Racial overtones and undertones all over the place.

Posted by: proudonkey at September 01, 2011 01:51 PM (xMHpX)

183 man o man i Bet proud-donk is so damn glad senator byrd is dead so He can relegate that guy to revising Republican history next year!

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2011 01:51 PM (h+qn8)

184

Lincoln, a republican back then, would've been a democrat today. The democrats in lincoln's times are today's republicans. That's simply fact.

The reason that is weapons-grade stupid is that, looking at his speeches and writings on slavery, the closest thing they remind one of in contemporary politics is the abortion debate. Not to start a war here (or even to talk about his going to see My American Cousin), it's very, very likely that Lincoln would view the abortion issue as the equivalent of slavery, and he would be passionately pro life.


Posted by: imp at September 01, 2011 01:51 PM (UaxA0)

185 Y-not: "The voter fraud this time around is going to be mind-boggling."

True. I think ACORN is still around. Some offices were just rebranded.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 01, 2011 01:52 PM (r4t7/)

186 Lincoln, a republican back then, would've been a democrat today. The democrats in lincoln's times are today's republicans. That's simply fact.
 Posted by: proudonkey at September 01, 2011 05:42 PM

And if your mother had balls she'd be your father

Posted by: kbdabear at September 01, 2011 01:52 PM (Y+DPZ)

187 Perry/Antimatter Perry 2012!

Posted by: eleven at September 01, 2011 01:52 PM (7DB+a)

188 That includes Lincoln, MLK, and Steve Perry.

Posted by: wooga at September 01, 2011 05:50 PM (vjyZP)

I wish Steve Perry hadn't left Journey.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 01, 2011 01:52 PM (0N5pL)

189  a mother telling Her child she doesn't have enough Money to buy Him that 4 dollar game system -Racist!

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2011 01:52 PM (h+qn8)

190 Perry/Mason Jar '12!!!

Posted by: Y-not at September 01, 2011 01:52 PM (5H6zj)

191 haha left out the zeros

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2011 01:53 PM (h+qn8)

192 Perry/Thrust '12!!!!

Posted by: Y-not at September 01, 2011 01:53 PM (5H6zj)

193 Silly, silly donkey.  Abraham Lincoln was a vampire hunter.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT at September 01, 2011 01:53 PM (iYbLN)

194

There is one party that insists on classifying people by accident of birth: the Democrats.  This was true when they were overt racists, and it is true now when they push for race based quotas and ALWAYS see racism in benign statements (eg, the big black cloud).

Posted by: wooga at September 01, 2011 05:50 PM

Yep.  It's a tar baby, alright.

Posted by: huerfano at September 01, 2011 01:53 PM (kD+se)

195 Perry/Winkle!

Posted by: Y-not at September 01, 2011 01:54 PM (5H6zj)

196 I don't belong to any political 'party'. i can think for myself, thank you.
Posted by: proudonkey

Um,  your last name is donkey.  You jack-ass.

Posted by: Dang at September 01, 2011 01:54 PM (TXKVh)

197 Look at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I can think for myself, unlike you racist rethuglicans with your racist terms like tax cuts and limited government! Please, we all know what you REALLY mean by that when you say you want to cut spending and shrink the size of government. Racial overtones and undertones all over the place. Posted by: proudonkey at September 01, 2011 05:51 PM (xMHpX) Oh now I get it. Your a member of the Black Congressional Caucus. Now it all makes sense.

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 01, 2011 01:54 PM (i6RpT)

198

Since we all evolved from Australopithecus, we are all African-Americans.

Including the black people in England, apparently.

Posted by: Entropy at September 01, 2011 01:54 PM (KeJbA)

199 Tell me something, proudonkeydick.  Which party is basically burning crosses (banning religious symbols) all over this nation?  And which symbol best represents the religion of many blacks?  Now tell us again who's racist. 

Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at September 01, 2011 01:55 PM (YfSAQ)

200 Maybe it's a musician.. you know, "on key." 

Posted by: Y-not at September 01, 2011 01:55 PM (5H6zj)

201 Lincoln, a republican back then, would've been a democrat today. The democrats in lincoln's times are today's republicans. That's simply fact.
 Posted by: proudonkey at September 01, 2011 05:42 PM

Everyone knows that Hitler was a Republican

So were Dr Doom, Dr Octopus, J Jonah Jameson, and the Silver Surfer

Posted by: proud dum-dum, the only troll banned for racist comments at September 01, 2011 01:55 PM (Y+DPZ)

202 Or a locksmith. 

Posted by: Y-not at September 01, 2011 01:55 PM (5H6zj)

203 Oh now I get it. Your a member of the Black Congressional Caucus. Now it all makes sense.

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 01, 2011 05:54 PM (i6RpT)

 

I think that's a sock, not the real Proudonkey....

Posted by: joejm65 at September 01, 2011 01:55 PM (UZuc4)

204

Before we get all Kumbaya:

"Still his excellent piece brought to mind an episode that played out on national TV during the Rodney King riots in 1992, when Damian ‘Football’ Williams and three of his ‘hoodie’ cohorts callously bashed in 33-year-old truck driver Reginald Denny’s head, as the nation watched in horror. After smashing a 25 lb cinder block into Denny’s skull, Football Williams literally danced in the street.

The reason OrletÂ’s essay brings this to mind is because of the astonishing reaction WilliamsÂ’ mother had when she realized her son was being charged with attempted murder in the crime. I take authority over you in the name of Jesus! or something to that effect, WilliamsÂ’ mother cried, as though their poverty excused a little “acting out.” Football Williams was a member of the Eight Tray Gangster Crips. He received a “slap on the wrist” for his racially motivated crime, and upon his release from prison promptly and viciously murdered another man."

Nothing a 12 gauge in the head wouldn't cure.

 

Posted by: TexasJew at September 01, 2011 01:55 PM (+cOEs)

205  it's very, very likely that Lincoln would view the abortion issue as the equivalent of slavery, and he would be passionately pro life.

Posted by: imp at September 01, 2011 05:51 PM (UaxA0)

Bob Novak wrote an extremely powerful article on that very subject several years ago.  I wish I could find it again.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 01, 2011 01:55 PM (0N5pL)

206 Perry/Scope 2012

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2011 01:56 PM (DrWcr)

207

 the republicans pre-kennedy are today's democrats and vice versa

 

lol isn't that convenient

Posted by: bernverdnardo at September 01, 2011 01:56 PM (xXhWA)

208 I think that's a sock, not the real Proudonkey.... Posted by: joejm65 at September 01, 2011 05:55 PM (UZuc4) Maybe, but does it really matter?

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 01, 2011 01:56 PM (i6RpT)

209 If John Wilkes Booth were alive today, he'd be a Republican.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 01, 2011 01:56 PM (Hx5uv)

210 Saying something is a 'fact' and it being factually true are not the same thing, cupcake. Try again.

And it was Lincoln himself who said that:

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln

The circle is complete!

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 01, 2011 01:57 PM (QMtmy)

211 weft cut-loop: "...it gives Obaka the opportunity to descend from the Oval Office and absolve us once again of our racial sins."

So we can look forward to a revised "Americans acted stupidly" charge with Beer Summit II. Voters will really love it this time. No, seriously. And Chris Matthews will have an on-air orgasm.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 01, 2011 01:57 PM (r4t7/)

212 I predict that within 20 years 'racist' will have more meanings than 'fuck' does.

Go type "racist against" into the Googles. Two of the top ten search suggestions wonder if you mean to look for "racist against gays" or "racist against religion."

Those suggestions aren't artifacts of "racist against [non-race-related thing]" jokes (though many of us have made those jokes, for quite a few years). Those are just people under 35, talking how they talk, thinking how they think—hundreds and hundreds of millions of times. Two of the top ten!

See, we've manufactured about two and half generations of really intensely obedience-schooled social-disciplinarian idiots, who don't know shit but they know they hate you—and "racist" is their word for whatever you are.

The Age Of Those Idiots is starting now. And it's gonna fuckin' blow. Unprecedentedly.

Posted by: oblig. at September 01, 2011 01:57 PM (xvZW9)

213

I still think curious and palinsteele are just too much alike to be coincidence

To me they're both Dum Dum the Dummy.

Posted by: eleven at September 01, 2011 01:57 PM (7DB+a)

214 If John Wilkes Booth were alive today, he'd be a Republican. Posted by: WalrusRex at September 01, 2011 05:56 PM (Hx5uv) Well he'd be an old ugly Republican

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 01, 2011 01:57 PM (i6RpT)

215

Republicans today are Kennedy Democrats and Democrats today are red communists....

Posted by: Grim at September 01, 2011 01:57 PM (gyNYk)

216 Bill Clinton's mentor fought against civil rights.

Al Gore's dad fought against civil rights.

Then LBJ changed the game by declaring war on poverty every black family in America.

You democrats are sick.

Posted by: Dang at September 01, 2011 01:58 PM (TXKVh)

217 Dum-dum has taken the name prolapsedonkey and looks like it's here to stay.

If racism was the reason we dislike Obama, Obama and his minions wouldn't be as worried about reelection as they are.

Posted by: sifty at September 01, 2011 01:59 PM (4CSeG)

218

 the CPUSA pre-kennedy are today's democrats and vice versa

 

fixed

Posted by: bernverdnardo at September 01, 2011 01:59 PM (xXhWA)

219 For some reason I'm smelling Average Joe.

Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at September 01, 2011 01:59 PM (YfSAQ)

220 218 If John Wilkes Booth were alive today, he'd be a Republican.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 01, 2011 05:56 PM (Hx5uv)

And Dr. Mudd's name would still be Mudd.

Posted by: TexasJew at September 01, 2011 02:00 PM (+cOEs)

221 I wish Steve Perry hadn't left Journey. Obama in a White House room A smell of swine and fiscal doom For a smile he will share the blight It goes on and on and on and on

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 01, 2011 02:00 PM (AZGON)

222 If we are all so racist, how the fuck did he get in the White House in the first place?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 01, 2011 02:00 PM (ZDUD4)

223 If Lincoln were alive today he'd need a serious fucking make-over and a Vegas divorce.

Posted by: ontherocks at September 01, 2011 02:01 PM (HBqDo)

224 Lincoln, a republican back then, would've been a democrat today. The democrats in lincoln's times are today's republicans. That's simply fact.

You bonesmoking dungheap- you've spit out two opinions. Asinine, banal, and pointless opinions, but opinions nonetheless.

They are NOT simply facts, shit for brains. But you are simple.

Associating a white person with a monkey is not racism, however derogatory it may be.

Says who- you? When the fuck were you appointed arbiter of all that is racist or not racist? You're an assmunch that uses the N-word...what the fuck do you know except how to be a clueless liberal racist?

People have been outright racist against Michelle Obama...calling her sasquatch, or moochelle, etc

Which race would that be, you dentskulled freak? The Holstein race? The Yeti race? Or the Guernseys? Gads, you're an idiot. That is simply fact, based on the steaming pellets of stupid you've burped up all over this thread.

Now run along and play with your foam building blocks, dipshit.


Posted by: Chariots of Toast. at September 01, 2011 02:01 PM (nw/7d)

225 232 If we are all so racist, how the fuck did he get in the White House in the first place?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 01, 2011 06:00 PM (ZDUD4)

He was chased there by hooded racists.

Posted by: TexasJew at September 01, 2011 02:01 PM (+cOEs)

226 extrapolating from a single data point isn't actually thinking. Also, every northern city with machine politics and scumbag in-bred corruption and ties to organized crime REMAINS DEMOCRAT TO THIS DAY. That is, democrats remain the party of organized crime and graft.

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 01, 2011 02:01 PM (QxSug)

227 Obama is not an example of a bad Black president. He's an example of why silly, selfish, ignorant white liberals should not be allowed to raise children. If it helps you proudmule, I wish Obama had the opportunity to be raised in the real African American community; Condi Rice's parents,, or Clarence Thomas' grandfather woud have done a better job.

Posted by: Jade Sea at September 01, 2011 02:01 PM (SEil2)

228 If we are all so racist, how the fuck did he get in the White House in the first place? Posted by: Oldsailor's poet

Must have been drunk on moonshine.  Or golfing.  I always get the cracker stereotypes mixed up.

Posted by: Dang at September 01, 2011 02:02 PM (TXKVh)

229 232 OldSailor's poet,

That would be because those black panthers who were not intimidating you cracks sure as hell did a REALLY good job that proud day....now go fetch me some lime-aid boy!"

Posted by: Heinrich Holder at September 01, 2011 02:02 PM (AEIYh)

230 238 Dang,

we were all at NASCAR that day

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 02:03 PM (AEIYh)

231 If James Buchanan were alive today, he'd be married to Zachary Taylor.

Posted by: TexasJew at September 01, 2011 02:03 PM (+cOEs)

232

If John Wilkes Booth were alive today, he'd be a Republican.

 

well he wouldn't be alive for long  Lincoln would sneak into a thearte and shoot him in the back of the head

Posted by: kj at September 01, 2011 02:04 PM (Pzadr)

233 238 Dang,

we were all at NASCAR that day
Posted by: sven10077

I knew there was a moonshine connection!

Posted by: Dang at September 01, 2011 02:05 PM (TXKVh)

234 Prolapsedonkey and creatures like it are always absolutely sure when the two parties "switched places".

The year varies with whatever made-up point they are trying to make, but they are always very sure that the Democrats switched at exactly the right time to win the argument.

Posted by: sifty at September 01, 2011 02:05 PM (4CSeG)

235 They can call me anything they want.  I'm voting for Perry 'cause he's my favorite white boy.

Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at September 01, 2011 02:05 PM (YfSAQ)

236 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at September 01, 2011 02:05 PM (1Nzoh)

237 How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln

That is so awesome my brain hurts............

Posted by: mpfs, TPT at September 01, 2011 02:06 PM (iYbLN)

238 241 TJ,

and ben Franklin would have done the ceremony on a lark

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 02:06 PM (AEIYh)

239 If the USSR were around today, it'd be the USA!

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 01, 2011 02:06 PM (QxSug)

240 If Lee Harvey Oswald were alive today, He would be in Obama's Cabinet.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 01, 2011 02:06 PM (ZDUD4)

241 Racist. Racist. Ooooh we're all racists!! I'm sooo fatigued by this word!!! It has no meaning anymore. Moochelle the Wildly Spending Sasquatch looks like Patrick Ewing and dresses like her stylist buys her clothing at Walgreen's. Is this 'racist'? Who gives a shit anymore.

Posted by: Chellita at September 01, 2011 02:06 PM (11H3F)

242

Just trying to gauge how PC of a liberal you are.   In my travels, it's the liberals that have issues with race and it's the conservatives who actually operate on MLK's content of character doctrine.

My reaction was "Which one?"

If Usher (or whoever the hell that is - didn't he sing that rose on the grave song?) isn't african-american, so be it. I have no idea, so I would have said 'yes' on that one.

Posted by: Entropy at September 01, 2011 02:07 PM (KeJbA)

243  the republicans pre-kennedy are today's democrats and vice versa

Wait -- does this mean leftist god JFK was a Republican?

What about FDR?

Posted by: blue star at September 01, 2011 02:07 PM (MLZxF)

244 If James Buchanan were alive today, he'd be married to Zachary Taylor.

Posted by: TexasJew at September 01, 2011 06:03 PM (+cOEs)

And they both would switch parties.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 01, 2011 02:07 PM (0N5pL)

245 If Lincoln were alive today he'd be the second person to kick Tommy Christopher and prolapsedonkey in the dick.

Posted by: sifty at September 01, 2011 02:07 PM (4CSeG)

246 detest Reid and Pelosi!
racist!

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2011 02:08 PM (h+qn8)

247 As a well-educated privileged white person, all I have to say is that I wish I had a Citrullus lanatus..  

Posted by: TexasJew at September 01, 2011 02:08 PM (+cOEs)

248 257, I have one chillin as we speak.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 01, 2011 02:09 PM (ZDUD4)

249 232If we are all so racist, how the fuck did he get in the White House in the first place?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 01, 2011 06:00 PM (ZDUD4)

 

Because pre-Obama, black was white, and post-Obama, Lincoln is black.  And a democrat.  Or something.

 

 

Posted by: joejm65 at September 01, 2011 02:10 PM (UZuc4)

250 Donks hated Condis policies racist!

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2011 02:10 PM (h+qn8)

251 Donks think Col. Wets is extreme
Racist!

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2011 02:10 PM (h+qn8)

252 Donks think Cain is extreme and not ready for the big league also He's a crazy cristian !
racist and religion bigots!

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2011 02:11 PM (h+qn8)

253 "Associating a white person with a monkey is not racism, however derogatory it may be."

I have a simple test for gauging the permissibility of political discourse:

If an expression is within the bounds of permissible political discourse when it is applied to George W. Bush, then it is within the bounds of permissible political discourse when it is applied to Barack H. Obama.

The criticism of Obama here is far, far milder than what was said about Bush. We could start with the charge that he engineered the murder of 4,000 American on 9/11 for ... something, I forget what. The vile imagery applied to him, the vitriol spilled forth about him day in and day out ... hell, it makes the AoSHQ look like a meeting of the Emily Post society.

One small anecdote: I was walking along the Chicago lakefront in 2004, and passed a young woman pushing a stroller with a child in it. And this young woman was wearing a T shirt that proclaimed, in huge letters, "I HATE GEORGE W. BUSH". And everyone passing by her just accepted it, like the shirt was referring to her favorite band. Now, honestly: Can you imagine someone - anyone - wearing a shirt like that, but referring to Barack Obama? And, having it go without comment? Neither can I.

Calling Obama "the boy king" has nothing to do with his race, and everything to do with the fact that he frequently behaves like a petulant child. There are many forms of racism: and the most prevalent among the chattering classes is the assumption that white critics of Barack Obama are racist.

So, you want the razzing to stop? Then tell your guy to man up and act his age. Until then, you can bloody well deal with it.

Posted by: Brown Line at September 01, 2011 02:12 PM (VrNoa)

254

 If we are all so racist, how the fuck did he get in the White House in the first place?

 

breaking and entering?

Posted by: kj at September 01, 2011 02:12 PM (Pzadr)

255 Oh and Ace now finally IT CAN BE TOLD "White House FURIOUS Boehner played politics".....


check out tepid air....

this gang is transparently being forced o pander to their lunatic fringe on messaging they can't even pull their own distorted bullshit gimmick plays correctly....

Barky and Carney have now admitted they scheduled it against the debates on purpose...

so Carney are you lying today or yesterday dumbass?

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 02:12 PM (AEIYh)

256 anyway. stick it in your ear donk and friends

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2011 02:12 PM (h+qn8)

257 At least we have Jon Huntsman ready to save us from this scourge..

Posted by: TexasJew at September 01, 2011 02:12 PM (+cOEs)

258 Just how stupid do these people think we are? Has it occurred to any of them that if they keep hammering this racism nonsense that by November 2012 the race card is going to stink like a two week old dead trout?

I doubt I need to repeat it but I will. It's not the skin color; it's the ideology. I wouldn't hesitate a moment to vote for Tim Scott, Allen West or Marco Rubio for President. You couldn't bribe me to vote for Harry Reid, Howard Dean or David Axelrod, no matter what the price. Or Barack Obama.

I'm tired of this garbage after only a few weeks. Sick and tired, doesn't even begin to describe it, actually. What it is producing is utter, overwhelming disgust with this method of attack, and a firm determination to crawl naked over broken glass, if necessary, to vote in 2012.

I expect it to get worse. And I think the backlash is going to shock even those in the Beltway. I don't think they have a clue of the magnitude of what is headed for them next year.

So keep pushing the race card, guys. You're digging your own political graves.

Posted by: Lee at September 01, 2011 02:13 PM (BD1aO)

259 How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln

The circle is complete!

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 01, 2011 05:57 PM (QMtmy)

Hey ... Look at that!

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at September 01, 2011 02:13 PM (tNIsL)

260 We can all blame this on SCOAMF's grandma.  If she hadn't opened her fucking mouth, he'd be white.

Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at September 01, 2011 02:13 PM (YfSAQ)

261 Associating a white person with a monkey is not racism, however derogatory it may be.

Posted by: proudonkey at September 01, 2011 05:29 PM (NadeK)

Please give us your explanation of why it isn't racist to associate a white-skinned person with a monkey, but is racist to associate a black-skinned person with one?

Posted by: EyeTest at September 01, 2011 02:14 PM (ReC4P)

262 Damn, I'm almost sorry I missed the stupidity in this thread.  But then again I'd just keep calling him Palin Steele and he'd ignore the comments because he actually believes if he ignores those posts no one will figure it out.

Posted by: buzzion at September 01, 2011 02:14 PM (GULKT)

263 I don't know why y'all feed the banned troll.  A simple STFU, dunce will suffice.

Posted by: toby928™ at September 01, 2011 02:14 PM (GTbGH)

264 Today, the Trojans would have invaded Ithaca!

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 01, 2011 02:14 PM (QxSug)

265

Now Steven Seagal is killing puppies with tanks.

Typical white person..

Posted by: TexasJew at September 01, 2011 02:16 PM (+cOEs)

266 271 eye test,

especially considering if you shave a monkey it is pallid white not suave s'more mocha swirl

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 02:17 PM (AEIYh)

267

If Lincoln were alive today, would he be

A.  Running for office as a Democrat
B.  Acting as counselor to Democratic candidates

or


C.  Scratching frantically at the lid of his coffin

Posted by: toby928™ at September 01, 2011 02:17 PM (GTbGH)

268

If Lincoln were alive today, would he be

A.  Running for office as a Democrat
B.  Acting as counselor to Democratic candidates

or


C.  Scratching frantically at the lid of his coffin

D. Racist.

Posted by: Entropy at September 01, 2011 02:18 PM (KeJbA)

269 Lincoln, a republican back then, would've been a democrat today. The democrats in lincoln's times are today's republicans. That's simply fact.

That's good.  I'm going to start tacking "that's simply fact!" onto the end of any dumbass statement I make.

Posted by: Laura Castellano at September 01, 2011 02:19 PM (fuw6p)

270 Related: Administration claims Rush Limbaugh caused Boehner to move joint session

The White House was not pleased. In reality, it believed, Congress really had never gone out of session, a parliamentary move that blocked Obama from making recess appointments. “And they had to arrange security?” the White House source scoffed. “As if they couldn’t do that! This was a political thing, a tea party thing, a Rush Limbaugh thing. They were all giving Boehner gas.”

The White House did not want to give in and look weak, but what was the alternative?

An Oval office speech instead?

“You can’t speak for 40 minutes from the Oval Office,” the source said.

How about the East Room?

“He’s going to speak to an empty East Room with just the Teleprompters and staff there? No,” said the source

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at September 01, 2011 02:20 PM (o2lIv)

271  Today, the Trojans would have invaded Ithaca!

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 01, 2011 06:14 PM (QxSug)

 

I thought the Trojans were given away free in public schools.

Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at September 01, 2011 02:20 PM (YfSAQ)

272 If Lincoln were alive today, he'd be wearing a moustache and be in 1970's porn movies.

Posted by: TexasJew at September 01, 2011 02:21 PM (+cOEs)

273 If Mary Todd Lincoln were alive today she'd be performing on Dancing with the Stars as "Todd".

Posted by: Dang at September 01, 2011 02:21 PM (TXKVh)

274 280 LC,

I'm just trying to wrap my head around how we manage to hide 170 year old Republican voters

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 02:21 PM (AEIYh)

275 281 More:

At 11:55 a.m. Wednesday, the White House tweeted the news about the joint session. “And then Rush Limbaugh beat Boehner up,” the source said.

The conservative talk show personality was in his familiar state of high dudgeon. “This is a pure campaign speech and to give it the imprimatur of a speech before a joint session of Congress, there’s no way, he doesn’t deserve that,” Limbaugh said. “Boehner’s got to say no. Now, whether he will, I have no clue.”

A number of Republicans in the House and a few in the Senate did have a clue and they told Boehner that while they would allow the joint session – it was hard not to for both historic and political reasons – the timing had to be on their terms, which meant it could not conflict with the Republican debate.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at September 01, 2011 02:21 PM (o2lIv)

276 281 Miss 80's baby,

yup he's gonna leave like he came in "crying about Limbaugh"....

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 02:21 PM (AEIYh)

277 Lincoln's dead, which through the magic of Acorn makes him straight-Dem-ticket voter.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 01, 2011 02:22 PM (cM6y2)

278 Miss 80's,

they are of course lying their asses off....there is no way Boner has the balls to change his mind with any evidence of a meeting and paper trail....

protocol dictates a personal meeting between the three by the way....

Barry is full of shit

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 02:23 PM (AEIYh)

279

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 06:17 PM (AEIYh)

Heh.  I don't trust monkeys, be they clean-shaven or hairy.

Posted by: EyeTest at September 01, 2011 02:23 PM (ReC4P)

280 283 TJ,

if Jefferson Davis were alive today he would not have been forced to be shy about cross-dressing

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 02:23 PM (AEIYh)

281 Remember that chimp that ate that ladies face and bit off her fingers?  Remember that union thug who bit off that Tea Party guy's finger?

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Dang at September 01, 2011 02:25 PM (TXKVh)

282 You canÂ’t speak for 40 minutes from the Oval Office

Why, does an alarm start to sound?

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 01, 2011 02:25 PM (cM6y2)

283 You know, since Lincoln believed blacks should be free but there is some speculation that he didn't see them as being on the same level as white's, dum dum could be right that he'd be a democrat today.  So you know, believing a racial group are second class citizens that need to be controlled by their betters is definitely a Democrat view.

Posted by: buzzion at September 01, 2011 02:25 PM (GULKT)

284 288 waterhouse,

in 300 precincts minimum

"Hi I am President Lincoln and as a 136 year dead cadaver I'd like to explain to you why I find it a national necessity to provide free health care to all Americans...."

//Zombie Lincoln

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 02:25 PM (AEIYh)

285 293 You canÂ’t speak for 40 minutes from the Oval Office

Why, does an alarm start to sound?

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 01, 2011 06:25 PM (cM6y2)

What if you have to pee?

Posted by: TexasJew at September 01, 2011 02:25 PM (+cOEs)

286 289 Miss 80's,

they are of course lying their asses off....there is no way Boner has the balls to change his mind with any evidence of a meeting and paper trail....

protocol dictates a personal meeting between the three by the way....

Barry is full of shit


Indeed, but this new Politico piece takes it to a whole new level. The conclusion is absolutely childish:

And who does the White House believe was really behind treating the president so shabbily?

“At first, I didn’t think it was Boehner, but his caucus,” the source said. “But maybe not. Maybe it is him.”

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at September 01, 2011 02:26 PM (o2lIv)

287 If Ben Franklin were alive today, he'd be hitting on Megyn Kelly. 

Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at September 01, 2011 02:28 PM (YfSAQ)

288 “You can’t speak for 40 minutes from the Oval Office,” the source said.

It worked for Jimmy Carter's "Malaise" speech..

Posted by: TexasJew at September 01, 2011 02:28 PM (+cOEs)

289 <...BULLSHIT LIMIT EXCEEDED ... PLEASE VACATE THE PREMISES...>

Posted by: Oval Office Speech Length Alarm at September 01, 2011 02:28 PM (cM6y2)

290 296

"use a bottle"

//Zombie LBJ

"or an intern"

William Jeffferson Blythe Klinton

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 02:29 PM (AEIYh)

291

281 Related: Administration claims Rush Limbaugh caused Boehner to move joint session

I think this might be one of the positives to having Boehner as Speaker.  Apparently they just cannot demonize him on his own to anyone beyond their most liberal clueless supporters.  So they need to connect Boehner to someone that they can demonize and shift scorn to like Limbaugh.

And both of them could beat President Putt-Putt at golf.

Posted by: buzzion at September 01, 2011 02:29 PM (GULKT)

292 You canÂ’t speak for 40 minutes from the Oval Office

Why, does an alarm start to sound?
Posted by: Waterhouse

Dude,  read the fine print.  You also have to go to the small bathroom just off the Oval Office to get your dick sucked and you butt-hole licked by an intern. 

Posted by: Dang at September 01, 2011 02:30 PM (TXKVh)

293 298 Soona,

if Marie Antoinette were alive today....the newsies would notice how toned her arms are.....

A LOT

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 02:30 PM (AEIYh)

294 Tomorrow's Dems will speak Farsi or Chinese.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at September 01, 2011 02:32 PM (ndlFj)

295

You canÂ’t speak for 40 minutes from the Oval Office

NBC is definitely not covering the speech on network television

Posted by: buzzion at September 01, 2011 02:32 PM (GULKT)

296 You'd think the soaring majesty of his rhetoric would keep everyone spellbound no matter where he spoke from.

I've been reliably informed he's a fantastic orator, you see.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 01, 2011 02:32 PM (cM6y2)

297

 Related: Administration claims Rush Limbaugh caused Boehner to move joint session

They're just pissed off because a 40 minute speech by the SCOAMF doesn't have the impact of one sentence of Rush's show.

Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at September 01, 2011 02:34 PM (YfSAQ)

298 are you kidding me, the speech is going to be 40 minutes? What, 40 minutes of "as i've always said, corporate jet owners need to start paying taxes to pay their fair share because - let me be clear - it's patriotic to pay taxes."

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 01, 2011 02:36 PM (QxSug)

299 I just wanted to add, that if a white guy said "as i've always said, corporate jet owners need to start paying taxes to pay their fair share because - let me be clear - it's patriotic to pay taxes," I'd be totally cool with it.

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 01, 2011 02:36 PM (QxSug)

300 309 Waterhouse,

well to be humble I am a speaker with the inherent gravitas of Washington, the pointed eloquence of Jefferson, the humor of Franklin, the tact of Madison, the resolve of Jackson, the inherent wisdom of Lincoln, the pugnaciousness of Teddy Roosevelt, the understated dignity of his Cousin frank, the vigor of Kennedy, the polish of Reagan, the charm of Clinton, and the strength of hercules....

//Obamacles

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 02:37 PM (AEIYh)

301 210 Soona,

about 300,000 tea partiers marching on DC agree

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 02:38 PM (AEIYh)

302 If Ghenghis Kahn were alive today, he'd be a democrat. Wait, is that how this game works?

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 01, 2011 02:38 PM (QxSug)

303 I don't think he can stutter his way through his BS in less than 50 minutes.

And I think they might move his little act to another night.  Again.

Posted by: Dang at September 01, 2011 02:38 PM (TXKVh)

304  If democrats' brains were alive today,  they'd be republicans.

Posted by: Dang at September 01, 2011 02:39 PM (TXKVh)

305 This "jobs speech" is crucial and cannot wait until the 926th day of Obama's presidency! Why couldn't Boehner just rearrnage everything so he could give it on the 925th??? The 7th "pivot on jobs" is always the one that really matters.

Posted by: James Loughner at September 01, 2011 02:40 PM (e8kgV)

306 Wait, is that how this game works?

You have to put "That's simply fact." at the end. That makes it unassailable.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 01, 2011 02:40 PM (cM6y2)

307 so, has anyone heard anything about the speech?

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 01, 2011 02:40 PM (QxSug)

308 316 Dang,

yeah I agree they are REALLY pissed off that Boner rolled them into pissing off his drop out demographic

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 02:42 PM (AEIYh)

309 republicans pre-kennedy are today's democrats and vice versa.
Posted by: proudonkey at September 01, 2011 05:34 PM (NadeK)


Nope.  Republicans--conservatives--have always been in favor of getting government out of the way of the individual's right to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness--from the Civil War to this day.  Republicans put  forth every single Civil Rights legislation since Emancipation, and when the CRA and the VRA came up for a vote, Republicans voted for them in far larger majorities than was so for Democrats.  These days, Republicans want the government out of the way every individual's life, liberty and pursuit of happiness.

Democrats have always been in favor of keeping black Americans oppressed and dependent, whether the  masters are individual persons or the government.  But after the CRA and the VRA, Democrats couldn't get away with overt oppression of black citizens  so they found an ingenious method of enslavement:  helping black citizens to believe that government largesse was their right.  Through the promotion and paying off of black leaders, through (mis)education put forth by the NEA and through the subsidizing of the dissolution of the black family was this grand scheme of re-enslavement (nearly) achieved.  (BTW, the present-day mis-education is a mirror of the legal proscription against teaching black slaves to read)

 Now the Democrats want to extend the bondage to the entire population, regardless of race.  They merely thought that putting forth a president of African descent would make the medicine go down easier.

The Democrats: ever the Party of slavery.  That's your party, proudonkey.

Posted by: baldilocks at September 01, 2011 02:43 PM (T2/zQ)

310 It's gotten to the point that you wake up in the morning hoping to hear that al Qaeda has "nuked" DC and ended our misery.

Posted by: A. Weiner at September 01, 2011 02:43 PM (e8kgV)

311 Is donkeypuncher still around?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 01, 2011 02:44 PM (DTsca)

312 In my name is a link to an article, written by a black man,- link goes to WND-who points out that all of the jobs lost under Obama were private sector jobs.  Pretty enlightening.

Posted by: chillin the most for Perry at September 01, 2011 02:46 PM (6IV8T)

313 322 Baldi,


beer...careful now he'll claim he is blacker than you

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 02:46 PM (AEIYh)

314 @324

Nope. I think pr0nwanker went back to his corner of the basement where he hides his magazines.

Posted by: Piñon Farmer at September 01, 2011 02:46 PM (IzuWw)

315 The gratuitous use of the race card has exceeded the bounds of mere cliche and entered the realm of self-parody.

Do they actually think anyone is listening anymore, let alone taking them seriously?

This kind of nonsense used to make me angry because of how insulting it was, not only to conservatives and libertarians, but to the intelligence of anyone unlucky enough to hear it.

But now it's gone so far beyond pale that they aren't insulting people like me anymore, but making fools of themselves instead.

I almost miss the days when leftists actually pretended to have valid arguments to make. I miss their intricate sophistries because at least those arguments had a patina of legitimacy to them. This crap is such obvious nonsense it isn't even worth taking the time to debunk as only a total fool would listen to it.

I'm reminded of the Ghost Dancer movement among American Indians in the late 19th century. Defeated and broken, some groups devolved into a cult based on circle dancing whose adherents believed would bring back the buffalo and end the expansion of the United States. I don't know what kind of things the Indians chanted, but the chant from the left seems to be "Racism Racism Racism!"

It isn't going to work for them any better than it did for the Indians.

Posted by: Lee Reynolds at September 01, 2011 02:47 PM (saVwg)

316

264

 If we are all so racist, how the fuck did he get in the White House in the first place?

 

breaking and entering?

Posted by: kj


Thread winner!

bonus points for making the quip "racist" as well

Posted by: imp at September 01, 2011 02:49 PM (UaxA0)

317 If I were alive today, I'd definitely have used a 1911 Colt



Posted by: Alexander Hamilton at September 01, 2011 02:53 PM (Y+DPZ)

318 122 The South today is republicans...it used to be democrats in lincoln's times. their beliefs are the same, the only change is the name.

Posted by: proudonkey at September 01, 2011 05:42 PM (NadeK)



Then why are black Americans moving to the South?

Posted by: baldilocks at September 01, 2011 02:55 PM (T2/zQ)

319 If John Wilkes Booth were alive today, he'd be a Republican.
Posted by: WalrusRex at September 01, 2011 05:56 PM (Hx5uv)

Well he'd be an old ugly Republican

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 01, 2011 05:57 PM (i6RpT)

He was an actor. So he would be Democrat.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2011 02:55 PM (z1N6a)

320

What is it about this president that has stripped away the veneer of respect that normally accompanies the Office of the President?"

Uhm ... this president been a classless piece of shit who has broken almost every single rule of decorum since he's been in office?

 

Posted by: Warden at September 01, 2011 02:57 PM (HzhBE)

321 You know, since Lincoln believed blacks should be free but there is some speculation that he didn't see them as being on the same level as white's, dum dum could be right that he'd be a democrat today.  So you know, believing a racial group are second class citizens that need to be controlled by their betters is definitely a Democrat view.

Posted by: buzzion at September 01, 2011 06:25 PM (GULKT)

Nope. The end of that very statement used to try and tar Abe as Racist is him saying "but in the right to keep the fruits he has earned by the sweat of his brow he is my equal and the equal of any man on earth."

That's not a modern Democrat talking.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2011 02:59 PM (z1N6a)

322

Hey... that's an interesting question. Is that person an african-american?

Posted by: Entropy at September 01, 2011 05:43 PM (KeJbA)



Seal's a Brit.

Most of you all know that my father is a Kenyan citizen.  Some tard tried to tell me that he is an "African American." That's why I don't use that stupid term.

Posted by: baldilocks at September 01, 2011 02:59 PM (T2/zQ)

323 If Ghenghis Kahn were alive today, he'd be a democrat. Wait, is that how this game works?

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 01, 2011 06:38 PM (QxSug)

No, he was for a strong military and he did stuff instead of talking about it.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2011 03:01 PM (z1N6a)

324 It isn't going to work for them any better than it did for the Indians.

Posted by: Lee Reynolds at September 01, 2011 06:47 PM (saVwg)

You mean Democrats will all get CASINOs?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2011 03:03 PM (z1N6a)

325 336 OldCat,

Bambi is supposed to have "made the gutsy call to kill Bin laden"....

GK killed half a continent

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 03:03 PM (AEIYh)

326 Donks think Dividing people into groups and then turning groups against eachother is an honorable American tradition.

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2011 03:16 PM (h+qn8)

327 Posted by: Entropy at September 01, 2011 06:07 PM (KeJbA) To my knowledge Seal was born in the UK and is not currently a US citizen.

Posted by: Every Iota of a Cracka at September 01, 2011 03:21 PM (d2BUa)

328 178

There is one party that insists on classifying people by accident of birth: the Democrats.  This was true when they were overt racists, and it is true now when they push for race based quotas and ALWAYS see racism in benign statements (eg, the big black cloud).

The other party insists on classifying people by their accomplishments.  That's the Republican party, and they have been consistent in arguing that people should be judged not by the color of their skin, but the content of their character.  That includes Lincoln, MLK, and Steve Perry.

Posted by: wooga at September 01, 2011 05:50 PM (vjyZP)

I guess you could say that long ago the Republican Party and Democratic Party each went their separate ways and are now world's apart.

Posted by: Slappy at September 01, 2011 03:24 PM (LTbLf)

329

Most of you all know that my father is a Kenyan citizen.  Some tard tried to tell me that he is an "African American."

Well then Seal is an African American, because that's what the BBC calls blacks in Britian! lol.

That's his name... Seal... I knew he was a musician.

Posted by: Entropy at September 01, 2011 03:24 PM (KeJbA)

330

Well then Seal is an African American, because that's what the BBC calls blacks in Britian! lol.

That's his name... Seal... I knew he was a musician.

Posted by: Entropy at September 01, 2011 07:24 PM (KeJbA)

That's idiotic.  So, if I'm born in Jamaica, the Dominican, or Sweden, I'm an African American?  That makes no sense whatsoever.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at September 01, 2011 03:31 PM (vu+bQ)

331

And like I said, I find the question mildly interesting, although I'm not sure what it would suggest, just because there are 2 people in it.

"Is this person an african american?"

Which one? The blonde obviously isn't.

Most people would probably just assume you were asking about the black guy.

Which - well, like I said, I'm not sure that means anything at all. It's a reasonable assumption! But it is still an assumption.

"Person" is gender neutral. What if he was asking about the chick?

Posted by: Entropy at September 01, 2011 03:34 PM (KeJbA)

332

if I'm born in Jamaica, the Dominican, or Sweden, I'm an African American? 

Yup.

And, as per Baldilocks, Kenya. All those African-Americans, living in Africa...

Posted by: Entropy at September 01, 2011 03:35 PM (KeJbA)

333 There are plenty of white men and women born in South Africa who emigrate here.  Do we call them African American?   Would make more sense than calling Seal an African American wouldn't it?

Klum was born in Germany though.  Interesting question, yes.  The point was more about the PC crowd calling black people African American without really knowing lineage or citizenship.  While overtly racist,  it is pretty damn ignorant.  The aversion to calling someone black is perplexing.


Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at September 01, 2011 03:56 PM (Zt0Su)

334

There are plenty of white men and women born in South Africa who emigrate here.  Do we call them African American?

Meh, I probably wouldn't.

But it's a point. I thought about that too - what if the white chick is Afrikaaner? Either way, the question referencing the white chick instead of the obvious black dude could be another 'gotcha' angle that would demonstrate the same point as the black dude being British-African-American.

LOL.

I crack me up.

Posted by: Entropy at September 01, 2011 04:06 PM (KeJbA)

335 #347: I remember reading recently about a white guy from South Africa who was in some trouble with his college because he'd checked the "African-American" box on his application.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at September 01, 2011 05:26 PM (dbYHP)

336 what a prick.

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337

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338 As a white man, I must proclaim that I am sick and tired of people telling me I am racist.

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339 #66... haven't seen a post from the poor Chicken in a while. Made me LOL. "Keep pluckin' that chicken."

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