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March 03, 2011

Mystery of the Haunted Pussy
— Ace

This cat does, in fact, seem to be howling "I'm wet."

Now, pay me $2000 for that course.

Here's more coursework: If you have cats, crank the volume, and watch them get agitated and weird.

Posted by: Ace at 03:10 PM | Comments (151)
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1 What pussy doesn't ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 03, 2011 03:11 PM (npr0X)

2 really ace?

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at March 03, 2011 03:12 PM (dGdcX)

3 ummm wet pussy

Posted by: beanervt at March 03, 2011 03:12 PM (d6r9C)

4 "I'm wet!!111!!!"

Pussy doesn't like water. Or maybe does.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2011 03:13 PM (UOM48)

5 Somebody could get arrested for this.

Posted by: Rocks at March 03, 2011 03:15 PM (Q1lie)

6 We have two kittehs. They're paying no attention. They don't speak Cornish Rex.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2011 03:15 PM (UOM48)

7 Or maybe does.

Does sound like a proclamation rather then a cry of anguish...

Posted by: beanervt at March 03, 2011 03:16 PM (d6r9C)

8 Pussy doesn't like water. Or maybe does. Pussy might not like water . Pussy loves being wet .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 03, 2011 03:16 PM (npr0X)

9 Classy.

Posted by: Ace's Buddy at March 03, 2011 03:18 PM (Q1lie)

10 He's not very aggressive. My reform school dropouts would draw blood.

Posted by: fluffy Plainview at March 03, 2011 03:19 PM (SwkdU)

11 If they had shaved that pussy first, well, that would have been just too much for me.

Posted by: Fritz at March 03, 2011 03:21 PM (/8mBu)

12 Speaking of pussies, and their minions, anyone hear what P. J. Crowley said at a presser about the Muzzie killer in Frankfurt? He refused to use the word "terrorist" in relation to the shooter. Claimed we'd have to call Saint Gabby Gifford's shooter a terrorist.

Some days I think my two cats are more ethical than anyone in this administration. (They like to sit on the side of the tub when I bathe, and watch my painted toenails stick up out of the bubbles. Maybe they'd like a swim.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2011 03:21 PM (UOM48)

13 Haunted pussy jokes. This should be good.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at March 03, 2011 03:21 PM (F6VSi)

14 Is that a smart military cat, or what?

Posted by: Cicero at March 03, 2011 03:21 PM (QKKT0)

that cat's not saying "I'm wet", she's saying: ;YOU SHIT!!!@!!

really it does not take that long to bathe a cat, the whole point is to get it done quickly because most cats hate the water. The owner must be into some weird kitty kink to play this out for so long.

Posted by: Marla at March 03, 2011 03:23 PM (kD8Fh)

16 Probably smarter than the CiC.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2011 03:23 PM (UOM48)

17 Next up: a horse that can do long division.

Posted by: Cicero at March 03, 2011 03:24 PM (QKKT0)

18 ...and I'm still hysterical!

Posted by: Bloome at March 03, 2011 03:25 PM (IB7Vu)

19 Are they washing pudding off of that poor kitteh?

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 03, 2011 03:25 PM (h0RtZ)

20 The cat is clearly saying "to blave" which means to bluff; the cat was clearly cheating at cards and got caught.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 03, 2011 03:25 PM (4ZxEW)

21 Ace is using the well-known "haunted pussy" dog whistle.

Posted by: Dog Whistle Detection Unit at March 03, 2011 03:25 PM (QKKT0)

A haunted pussy howling "I'm Wet"

I thought this was a blog about Hillary getting turned on by Bill after the Lewinsky affair.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at March 03, 2011 03:25 PM (F6VSi)

23 Great, we have created a wave of 21st century David Berkowitz's.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 03, 2011 03:26 PM (7utQ2)

24 What's my cat doing alive?

Posted by: Erwin Schrödinger at March 03, 2011 03:27 PM (QKKT0)

25 If I tried to do that to my cat, she'd bite the shit outta me. She bites me if I move my hand the wrong way.

Posted by: Tami at March 03, 2011 03:29 PM (VuLos)

26 I wonder what that cat would taste like, stuffed with fois gras, browned in butter, and roasted on a rotisserie? With a side of mashed potatoes.

Posted by: Michelle O, Food Czar at March 03, 2011 03:29 PM (UOM48)

27 What's my cat doing alive?

Plotting revenge, you obtuse mother fucker. You didn't observe me too closely , did you?

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at March 03, 2011 03:29 PM (SwkdU)

Now, pay me $2000 for that course.

$2000 space bucks? Done!

Could the howling be some human screaming off camera in sync with the cat?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 03, 2011 03:30 PM (W+Irb)

29 Thanks, my cat is in the corner crying.

Posted by: gesc at March 03, 2011 03:30 PM (pcWke)

Plotting revenge, you obtuse mother fucker. You didn't observe me too closely , did you?

Last time I saw you, you were just a wavefunction.

Posted by: Erwin Schrödinger at March 03, 2011 03:31 PM (QKKT0)

31 I don't give a shit......wait.....

Posted by: Honey Badger at March 03, 2011 03:33 PM (UOM48)

32 100% OT (or not):

Missouri EBT cards used in Hawaii, CA, FL -- even for cash withdrawals

Because even poverty pimps need vacations too.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 03, 2011 03:33 PM (h0RtZ)

33 Last time I saw you, you were just a wavefunction.

Damn, but I love me some quantum mechanical humor.

Posted by: pep at March 03, 2011 03:34 PM (P18+/)

34
Bring me a sammich and a Cornish Rex.

Posted by: Honey Badger at March 03, 2011 03:36 PM (UOM48)

35 I've barely been online all week. I see that something called the 'mclobster' is trending on yahoo and I come here and see a cat that apparently shrieks 'I'm wet'.

I think I should crawl back under the rock I was living under.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 03, 2011 03:37 PM (YXEof)

36 What a bacchanalia today here at the HQ. Stripping therapists, dildos and now....uh, this. I'm staying far, far away from the overnight thread.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 03, 2011 03:38 PM (x9xik)

37 Last time I saw you, you were just a wavefunction.

Next time you see me, it will be too late.

Posted by: no one puts Schrödinger's cat in a box! at March 03, 2011 03:38 PM (SwkdU)

38 I think I should crawl back under the rock I was living under.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 03, 2011 07:37 PM (YXEof)

Don't go. You'll miss the cigar-smoking monkey in a beret!

Posted by: Erwin Schrödinger at March 03, 2011 03:38 PM (QKKT0)

39 I think I should crawl back under the rock I was living under.

You missed the whole Birther thread, but made the wet pussy thread. Consider yourself lucky.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2011 03:39 PM (UOM48)

40 Am I alive or am I dead, or am I a hypothetical masturbatory quantum eigenstate?

Posted by: Schrödinger' Kitteh at March 03, 2011 03:40 PM (/8mBu)

41 Crap

Posted by: Cicero at March 03, 2011 03:40 PM (QKKT0)

42 Hey, you are gonna love this like a lovelorn wet pussy from hell. Recall that recently our citizens were evacuated from Libya by ferry, then read this from a Daily Mail article:

Obama also announced that U.S. military aircraft would play a humanitarian role by flying Egyptians who had fled Libya home to Egypt from makeshift camps in Tunisia.

Link if requested.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 03, 2011 03:40 PM (h0RtZ)

43 Charlie Sheen is still batshit crazypants though, right? Yes? Okay, just checking.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 03, 2011 03:42 PM (YXEof)

44 Because even poverty pimps need vacations too.

These fracken freeloaders are taking warm vacations on the taxpayer while I sit here in 6degree ass freezing weather knowing I can't afford one...

Posted by: beanervt at March 03, 2011 03:42 PM (d6r9C)

45 I've been told you shouldn't use shampoo directly on your pussy . . .

Posted by: filbert at March 03, 2011 03:42 PM (smvTK)

46 A pussy thread?

How about dising those damn Scandis? A lot of them live in WI?

Dirty lute fish eating scum.

Posted by: Kemp at March 03, 2011 03:42 PM (JpFM9)

47 Obama also announced that U.S. military aircraft would play a humanitarian role by flying Egyptians who had fled Libya home to Egypt from makeshift camps in Tunisia.

Guess Obama deemed that our citizens aren't worthy of being evac'd using the military aircraft they undoubtedly helped pay for.

Just another sign of the indifference and even contempt Sissypants has for the "bitter clingers" of the US.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 03, 2011 03:44 PM (W+Irb)

Hmmm, this post makes me think it's time for an ONT with the theme: "Hilarious Euphemisms for Human Sex Organs, and Their Various Uses and Attributes."

Or, not.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 03, 2011 03:44 PM (Orc9J)

49 The cats slept through this but it freaked out one of our dogs.

Posted by: kurtilator at March 03, 2011 03:45 PM (juh4Z)

50 Am I alive or am I dead, or am I a hypothetical masturbatory quantum eigenstate?

You'll find another line of work, if you know what's good for you.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat doesn't tolerate imposters at March 03, 2011 03:47 PM (SwkdU)

51 Try and give me a sponge bath, bucko. I don't give a shit.

Posted by: Honey Badger at March 03, 2011 03:47 PM (AZGON)

52 Am I alive or am I dead, or am I a hypothetical masturbatory quantum eigenstate? There is always a non-zero probability that you will find a money shot in your pants. Of course, you may only measure its momentum or position, not both.

Posted by: Stephen Fucking Hawking at March 03, 2011 03:49 PM (AZGON)

53 43 - Charlie is for sure crazy or something but he IMO is sure playing the media for all its worth. Winning is now a something on twitter. The guy I hope comes out okay and his children. I think the guy is bi-polar or he sure is acting the part. I wish the media would stop covering it and get on to other things. I makes them appear even more stupid than I already thought they were but hey at least Lohan is getting a break right now.

Posted by: gesc at March 03, 2011 03:51 PM (pcWke)

54 Dude, for the first time in your life, open the box, - for the love of, well, whatever.

Posted by: Schrödinger' Kitteh at March 03, 2011 03:51 PM (/8mBu)

55 That's fascinating. Would the pussy get nearly as wet if the guy wasn't stroking it so much?

Posted by: Kensington at March 03, 2011 03:53 PM (mEyVv)

56 I'm going to start shopping a script.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat is Back for Revenge! at March 03, 2011 03:53 PM (SwkdU)

57 Posted by: beanervt at March 03, 2011 07:42 PM (d6r9C)

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 03, 2011 07:44 PM (W+Irb)

I just knew I could count on cheering you two up. You can thank me later. But first.........

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 03, 2011 03:53 PM (h0RtZ)

58 Mystery of the Haunted Pussy Wasn't that a Nancy Drew mystery?

Posted by: George Orwell at March 03, 2011 03:53 PM (AZGON)

59 Like, that pussy has claws. And teeth! Zoinks!

Posted by: Shaggy at March 03, 2011 03:54 PM (mEyVv)

60 This thread could be the basis for an important class at Northwestern University. And by important I mean, all the students who are too lazy and too stupid for engineering will sign up for it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 03, 2011 03:56 PM (NiIrr)

61 If you have cats, crank the volume, and watch them get agitated and weird. It worked. Kira was sleeping in a chair, and when the video started, she jumped up on the desk in front of me. I petted and reassured her. She didn't watch the video, though.

Posted by: rickl at March 03, 2011 03:56 PM (hZFhS)

62 Obama also announced that U.S. military aircraft would play a humanitarian role by flying Egyptians who had fled Libya home to Egypt from makeshift camps in Tunisia.

Seeing the silver lining, at least he's not flying them here. I renounce myself for thoughts of being anti-multi-culti.

Just another sign of the indifference and even contempt Sissypants has for the "bitter clingers" of the US.

At least James Taylor says Teh Won is a "remarkable leader." I mean, the proof is everywhere.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 03, 2011 03:57 PM (x9xik)

63 There is hope in this world.

The Utah House was to vote as early as Thursday on legislation that would recognize gold and silver coins issued by the federal government as legal currency in the state. The coins would not replace the current paper currency but would be used and accepted voluntarily as an alternative.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 03, 2011 03:57 PM (qqrPQ)

64 Oh, and props to Ace. This thread is even better than Tuesday's booby thread.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 03, 2011 03:57 PM (NiIrr)

65 @59 You must be new around here . Pussy and teeth in the same sentence are strictly verboten .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 03, 2011 03:58 PM (npr0X)

66 #53 I wish the media would stop covering it and get on to other things.

Fat chance. It is human nature to stop and watch a train wreck in progress. That is exactly what Charlie is undergoing now, and he'll crash and burn in the end. The only question that remains is how many more people he'll hurt during his downward spiral.

I pray his kids come out of this okay.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 03, 2011 03:58 PM (W+Irb)

67 Gonna be -20 to -24 (real temp not WC) here tonight and I'm staring at wet pussy in a sink?
_{The horror.}

Posted by: ontherocks at March 03, 2011 04:00 PM (HBqDo)

68 Ooh, wet pussy! Do I understand, then, that the "clean up the unnecessary crudity so HQ can attract classier advertisers" campaign is over?

Looks like six more years of smokeless e-cigs, mom's teeth-whitening secrets, make money from home, lose a pound a week with this one simple tip, credit reports and cheap auto insurance.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at March 03, 2011 04:01 PM (xqhoO)

69 A wet pussy...what could go wrong?

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at March 03, 2011 04:02 PM (YVZlY)

70 So you get the pussy wet and it wants to run away? You are doing it wrong.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 03, 2011 04:02 PM (AZGON)

71 Well, fuck me running naked.

Sheppy just informed us that Saint Gabby is "eating well and singing American Pie"....this while P. J. Crowley tells the press that the attack on the airmen was on equal par with the "terrorist" attack on Gabby.

I denounce myself. Sort of. (My cats forgive me.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2011 04:02 PM (UOM48)

72 What about this fog! My pussy's been gasping all night.

Posted by: mrs. slocombe at March 03, 2011 04:02 PM (eOXTH)

73 Looks like six more years of smokeless e-cigs, mom's teeth-whitening secrets, make money from home, lose a pound a week with this one simple tip, credit reports and cheap auto insurance. You forgot gold coins!!!

Posted by: G. Gordon Liddy at March 03, 2011 04:03 PM (AZGON)

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 03, 2011 07:57 PM (qqrPQ)

Link?

Posted by: blue star at March 03, 2011 04:03 PM (4OCrT)

75 "It's a wonder I'm here at all, you know. My pussy got soakin' wet. I had to dry it out in front of the fire before I left."

Posted by: mrs. slocombe at March 03, 2011 04:04 PM (eOXTH)

76 P. J. Crowley tells the press that the attack on the airmen was on equal par with the "terrorist" attack on Gabby. The IQ of the media and their bosses in the White House continues to dwindle.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 03, 2011 04:05 PM (AZGON)

77 better than Tuesday's booby thread.

roorow now we gots boobies and wet pussy...

Posted by: beanervt at March 03, 2011 04:05 PM (d6r9C)

78 72 My pussy's been gasping all night.

Posted by: mrs. slocombe at March 03, 2011 08:02 PM (eOXTH)

How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at March 03, 2011 04:05 PM (YVZlY)

79 Oh, never mind. Right there on the Fox home page. Derp.

Posted by: blue star at March 03, 2011 04:06 PM (4OCrT)

80 Pussy's not saying "I'm wet," she's saying "I'm winning."

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at March 03, 2011 04:06 PM (AZGON)

81 71 - Jane I appreciate that she was shot and is recovering etc. but I wish the media would at least give some coverage to the same extent what our soldiers go through when they are recovering. I don't know if I am just being biased or whatever. But, I don't know it has eased some and I know I am probably going to hell for even saying this but it ... hell, I better stop now.

Posted by: gesc at March 03, 2011 04:07 PM (pcWke)

82 Utah Gold

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 03, 2011 04:07 PM (qqrPQ)

83 81 71 - Jane I appreciate that she was shot and is recovering etc. but I wish the media would at least give some coverage to the same extent what our soldiers go through when they are recovering. I don't know if I am just being biased or whatever. But, I don't know it has eased some and I know I am probably going to hell for even saying this but it ... hell, I better stop now.

Posted by: gesc at March 03, 2011 08:07 PM (pcWke)

That's exactly what I'm saying.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2011 04:09 PM (UOM48)

84 Just watched the video, I really liked the way he used that lube!!

Where's the dildo? My class wrote this (NSFW)!

http://tinyurl.com/4spw8lu

Posted by: NW Sex professor at March 03, 2011 04:14 PM (JpFM9)

85 I lost my dog whistle. here pussy pussy

Posted by: snappy at March 03, 2011 04:16 PM (3OCZw)

86 I see TepidAir has a headline about Paul Ryan working Charlie Sheen into budget discussions. More interesting question is why Major Garrett thought it was important to ask the Budget Chairman about Sheen in the 1st place.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 03, 2011 04:16 PM (q8u+l)

87 Ummmm....I'm gonna need that money back M'Kay? None of the cats gave a shit M'Kay?

Posted by: er at March 03, 2011 04:17 PM (+aMaK)

88 Sounded like I'm mad.

Posted by: lauren at March 03, 2011 04:17 PM (j9dUj)

89 Oh sure, give all this attention to a wet pussy...how about sending a little love our way?

Posted by: All the dry pussys in the world at March 03, 2011 04:18 PM (YVZlY)

90 Hey, everyone go visit Empire of Jeff's new post. empireofjeff.blogspot.com (contains muppet porn)

Posted by: George Orwell at March 03, 2011 04:18 PM (AZGON)

91 Still not as erotic as the spanking pussy.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 03, 2011 04:19 PM (AZGON)

92 You know what my cat likes to play with? a beer bottle cap. /sneezing as I write this

Posted by: gesc at March 03, 2011 04:20 PM (pcWke)

93 89 Oh sure, give all this attention to a wet pussy...how about sending a little love our way?

Do not fret. Ascension is coming, and soon you won't be worrying about petty, small-minded things such as that.

Posted by: Kratos (Channeling Kane) at March 03, 2011 04:21 PM (W+Irb)

Steve Martin had a bit about something like this on his first album.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 03, 2011 04:23 PM (gJNMj)

95 Weasel Zippers also has some headlines about a new EPA bill and the fleebaggers, while NRO: The Corner has a round-up of voted upon and upcoming bills. Also lots of various comments from Boehner about various things but most of them will likely never see the light of day. My favorite is the one where he criticized Harry Reid for not having a spending plan, a remark which apparently caused great surprise on the part of offended Dems. They apparently want to know where the "nice Boehner" went.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 03, 2011 04:23 PM (q8u+l)

96 If you have cats, crank the volume, and watch them get agitated and weird.

One of them tried to kill me last night; one of them was abducted by aliens this afternoon. They're already agitated and weird enough, thanks.

(contains muppet porn)

You call that porn? There's more action in a Kevin Jennings 6th-grade Joys of Fisting lecture.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 03, 2011 04:24 PM (nAOMZ)

97
I just cant stop reading this. Its so cool, so full of information that I just didnt know. Im glad to see that people are actually writing about this issue in such a smart way, showing us all different sides to it. Youre a great blogger. Please keep it up. I cant wait to read whats next.

Posted by: Download Kinect Dance Central at March 03, 2011 04:24 PM (FAU0y)

98 Pussy Galore was a Lesbian ! Shocking

Posted by: snappy at March 03, 2011 04:24 PM (3OCZw)

99 92 You know what my cat likes to play with? a beer bottle cap.

In our house, they prefer to find small, green anole lizards. They run them under a piece of furniture and torment them for a few days. Then leave their poor, mangled little bodies to be discovered when we walk in the door.

They scoff at your beer bottle caps.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2011 04:24 PM (UOM48)

100 You call that porn? There's more action in a Kevin Jennings 6th-grade Joys of Fisting lecture. I didn't get that until 8th grade.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 03, 2011 04:25 PM (AZGON)

101 They apparently want to know where the "nice Boehner" went.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 03, 2011 08:23 PM (q8u+l)

I know where the "nice Boehner" went...

Posted by: The Haunted Pussy at March 03, 2011 04:26 PM (YVZlY)

102 As for cats, they behave better if you start bathing them when they're kittens, though they will still complain later. (Waterless shampoo is better for rowdy cats.) One of my cats likes water and the other hates it. My mom's cats would likely scratch my eyes out if I tried to bathe them.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 03, 2011 04:26 PM (q8u+l)

103 99 - these are my city cats. I would say my farm cats would be better as they lay the heads of vols and mols at the doorstep daily as sacrifice to their feeders. I must defend my felines.

Posted by: gesc at March 03, 2011 04:27 PM (pcWke)

104 I know where the "nice Boehner" went... Posted by: The Haunted Pussy But he cries afterwards. It's so mawkish.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 03, 2011 04:29 PM (AZGON)

105 Oh good lord. I clicked in assuming this was an open thread, and here you guys are on topic.

Posted by: arhooley at March 03, 2011 04:29 PM (a8sK0)

106 I just cant stop reading this. Its so cool, so full of information that I just didnt know. Im glad to see that people are actually writing about this issue in such a smart way, showing us all different sides to it. Youre a great blogger. Please keep it up. I cant wait to read whats next. Fuck ..... even the spam's getting sarcastic around here .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 03, 2011 04:31 PM (npr0X)

107 My cat loves to stick his head under running water(it has to run softly though),he plays in the sink.He still doesn't like getting splashed and I doubt he'd like being washed.

Posted by: steevy at March 03, 2011 04:31 PM (dZ3n8)

108 One of my mom's cats will occasionally catch squirrels. He's rather old but he doesn't act it.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 03, 2011 04:32 PM (q8u+l)

109 My cat loves to stick his head under running water(it has to run softly though),he plays in the sink.He still doesn't like getting splashed and I doubt he'd like being washed. Posted by: steevy at March 03, 2011 08:31 PM (dZ3n

My cats like that also- they love drinking that way. When my wife is bathing they sit on the edge screaming at her.

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 03, 2011 04:33 PM (7wmOW)

110 I clicked in assuming this was an open thread, and here you guys are on ~~topic~~ top This is a pussy thread, after all.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 03, 2011 04:33 PM (AZGON)

111
That's hot!

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 03, 2011 04:33 PM (bAySe)

112

The short film "Haunted Pussy" does an admirable job in attempting to recreate that early '70's Wes Craven/Tobe Hooper grindhouse horror movie atmosphere with the shaky cam and washed-out cinematography. And a wet cat.

Unfortunately, the plot runs a bit thin and is somewhat repetetive with the constant "I'm wet" theme and dialogue. The lead actor seems to be doing its best with the material, but the audience is left wondering "Why is the cat wet?" The audience is also expected to suspend belief as it's a generally accepted fact that cats are indeed self-cleaning. And what, if any, revenge will be visited upon the cat's tormenters? (who we see only in glimpses and flashbacks)

So we're left with an unsatisfying ending...one with no closure, but perhaps the filmmakers intended things to be this way in preperation for a sequel?

Two claws up for "Haunted Pussy."

Posted by: genghis at March 03, 2011 04:34 PM (4T2lB)

113 My cats like that also- they love drinking that way. When my wife is bathing they sit on the edge screaming at her.

Our kittehs are fascinated when I'm bathing. They sit perched and reach their paws down to the water, occasionally dipping in a paw and drinking. My husband suggested we put a kiddie wading pool on the screened porch sometime during the summer to see if they'd play in the water.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2011 04:35 PM (UOM48)

114 Two claws up for "Haunted Pussy." I was expecting CG and an awesome soundtrack.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 03, 2011 04:36 PM (AZGON)

115 Empire of Jeff should have been given the keys for his Mutual assured destruction comment years ago .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 03, 2011 04:37 PM (npr0X)

116 Our kittehs are fascinated when I'm bathing.

I have a cat that will pee in the tub when my wife or I is peeing in the toilet.

Posted by: fluffy at March 03, 2011 04:38 PM (SwkdU)

117 Ceiling Cat approves of this method of Torture.

Posted by: Ceiling at March 03, 2011 04:38 PM (YxGud)

118 Totally hot. Another wet pussy.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 03, 2011 04:39 PM (AZGON)

119 I have a cat that will pee in the tub when my wife or I is peeing in the toilet. Posted by: fluffy at March 03, 2011 08:38 PM (SwkdU) And you encourage that?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 03, 2011 04:39 PM (7wmOW)

120

1 - Honey Badger don't give a Schroedinger.

2 - big orange cat sitting on the windowsill will run when I turn on the water in the shower. Big black & white will sit there and eventually attack the shower curtain. Broken down gray cat will sometimes try to stare down the vacuum cleaner. Cats are a lot like Andrew Sullivan, except that they don't obsess about Sarah Palin.

2b - Honey Badger don't give a Sullivan, either.

3 - At Moochelle's urging, the USAF will be dropping pamphlets over Libya urging combatants to eat more fresh veggies and less salt.

Posted by: mallfly at March 03, 2011 04:40 PM (bJm7W)

121 I have a cat that will pee in the tub when my wife or I is peeing in the toilet. Okay, now that is freaking weird.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 03, 2011 04:40 PM (AZGON)

122 Cats are generally freaking weird.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 03, 2011 04:43 PM (q8u+l)

123 But the humans are speaking French. So why is the cat complaining in English?

Posted by: stuiec at March 03, 2011 04:44 PM (JuWS+)

124 122 I have a cat that will pee in the tub when my wife or I is peeing in the toilet.

Okay, now that is freaking weird.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 03, 2011 08:40 PM (AZGON)

Oh, I dunno...

Posted by: That guy next door that keeps to himself & doesn't say much at March 03, 2011 04:45 PM (EUW8K)

125 I have a husband that will pee in the sink when I pee in toilet.

Posted by: George Orwell's wife at March 03, 2011 04:45 PM (AZGON)

126 My big black cat FUZZ used to sit on the edge of the tub and lean into the shower curtain to feel the warm, until he fell in one too many times (OK, some of those times he was pushed...heh heh). And he used to claw at my legs to keep me from going into the shower and getting all rained on. Now he just sits on the hamper and looks reproachful.

I gave him a bath once, after he peed in my button box. We both regret it.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 03, 2011 04:46 PM (nAOMZ)

127 119 Totally hot. Another wet pussy.

Actually, I find that video totally soothing. Maybe it's the sound of the water running, the mellow music in the background, the laid-back pussy......

I think maybe Ace posted that vid a while back.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2011 04:48 PM (UOM48)

128 I have a cat that will pee in the tub when my wife or I is peeing in the toilet his porcelain water fountain.

Heh.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 03, 2011 04:49 PM (nAOMZ)

129 They sit perched and reach their paws down to the water, occasionally dipping in a paw and drinking.

I had a cat that did that. One night I couldn't resist the temptation any longer, when she was drinking I gave her a pat on the rump and she was swimming. Turns out she didn't care for swimming. And I've got the scars to prove it.

Posted by: Retread at March 03, 2011 04:49 PM (okCHU)

130 Yah, I think that sink-water-cat was in the sidebar or something. What the devil goes on in the feline mind?

Posted by: George Orwell at March 03, 2011 04:49 PM (AZGON)

131 Yeah,my cat drinks from the faucet too besides letting it run on his head.I use a water spray bottle to keep him from running out of the house though.I think the noise scares him not the water.

Posted by: steevy at March 03, 2011 04:50 PM (dZ3n8)

132 We have a rescue pussy who was an abused baby when I found her, nine years ago.

She ran out of a rain-filled ditch in front of my car.

To this day, when one of us comes out of the shower, she likes to curl up on the wet shower mat. Weird.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2011 04:50 PM (UOM48)

133 What the devil goes on in the feline mind?

That's one of the things that makes them so cool. Also, Barry doesn't have a pussy (cat).

And I'm sure Honey Badger doesn't give a shit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2011 04:52 PM (UOM48)

134 I am just glad it's the cat and not me.

Posted by: The Chicken at March 03, 2011 04:53 PM (JpFM9)

135 119 Totally hot

Water on the head honey bager cat don't give a shit...

Posted by: beanervt at March 03, 2011 04:53 PM (d6r9C)

136 Thats crazy!

Posted by: Krazy Kat at March 03, 2011 04:55 PM (oNphh)

137 I am just glad it's the cat and not me. Posted by: The Chicken Not many people would bother to bathe a chicken. Now fucking is a different matter.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 03, 2011 04:56 PM (AZGON)

138

"You'll miss the cigar-smoking monkey in a beret!"

I saw that, it was just a beret with a cigar smoking monkey stuck to its ass.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at March 03, 2011 04:56 PM (iYwUw)

139 What the devil goes on in the feline mind?

Food and murder.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 03, 2011 04:58 PM (nAOMZ)

140 Hunt for Red October is just starting on BBCA if any are interested..

Posted by: beanervt at March 03, 2011 05:03 PM (d6r9C)

141 Cats are generally freaking weird.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 03, 2011 08:43 PM (q8u+l)

----

Go $^&# yourself.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 03, 2011 05:04 PM (bAySe)

142 What the devil goes on in the feline mind?

Food and murder.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 03, 2011 08:58 PM (nAOMZ)

Which explains why the outdoor cat keeps bringing dead mouse offerings to my doorstep.

I appreciate the gesture but the damn thing would cut my throat if it had half a chance.

Posted by: ErikW at March 03, 2011 05:12 PM (VMOPq)

143

Which explains why the outdoor cat keeps bringing dead mouse offerings to my doorstep.

I appreciate the gesture but the damn thing would cut my throat if it had half a chance.

Posted by: ErikW at March 03, 2011 09:12 PM (VMOPq)

Be grateful your kitteh never brought a writhing live snake to your back door as an offering. Brrrrrr!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2011 05:18 PM (UOM48)

144

Be grateful your kitteh never brought a writhing live snake to your back door as an offering. Brrrrrr!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2011 09:18 PM (UOM4

Oh, fuck that! I draw the line at snakes.

Posted by: ErikW at March 03, 2011 05:26 PM (VMOPq)

145 Hunt for Red October is just starting on BBCA if any are interested I'm waiting for the animated 3-D remake with Jim Carey voicing Jack Ryan and Will Farrell as Captain Ramius. It's updated for the 21st century. The submarine is solar-powered and the bad guys are the CIA.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 03, 2011 05:29 PM (AZGON)

146 Double check kitteh's head isn't out the window when you roll it up after starting the AC. She got re-captured by the Wisconsin National Guard that time.

Posted by: Dave at March 03, 2011 05:49 PM (6OwZc)

147 Actually, the cat is saying, "You have to sleep sometime, asshole!"

Posted by: Laura Castellano at March 03, 2011 06:04 PM (fuw6p)

148 OMG- I have nothing to add. The jokes pretty much wrote themselves. But you morons took it up a notch.

Posted by: jewells45 at March 03, 2011 06:05 PM (Z71Vg)

149 my little pussy got a little curious, the fat pussy was just giving me the stink-eye because she hasn't been fed in the last 30 minutes, and the killer pussy-she just doesn't give a shit for cry babies.

Posted by: mongo at March 03, 2011 07:50 PM (+R/zi)

150 Thomas Sabo Australia Service is found in Europe-Germany together with deals in the creation, production and additionally supplying involving cool wristwatches, Thomas Sabo besides other beauty items.

Posted by: Thomas Sabo Australia at March 03, 2011 08:55 PM (RLWcF)

151 Go to 1:10 on the video; that's where it absolutely sounds like "I'm wet"

Posted by: Call me Lennie at March 04, 2011 07:22 AM (GOsSG)

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