June 03, 2011
— Ace What, what in the world, O Lord, what could I have ever done to deserve all this?
Ah, we laugh. Because other people's misfortunes are, what's the word, funny.
I'm not proud of that. That's just the way it is.
Don't hate the playa, hate the game.
Now, in this particular case, some of those dark schadenfreude giggles may be justified.
Because John Edwards -- who has been indicted for failing to report in-kind campaign donations in the form of bribes to keep his baby-mama quiet -- has actually attempted to convince said baby-mama to take the rap for him and claim it was all her fault, or something. And go to jail in his place, I guess.
At least so says the National Enquirer.
Desperate to stay out of jail, bad boy politiÂcian JOHN EDWARDS begged his mistress and mother of his love child Rielle Hunter to cover up for him, but she flatly refused, sources say....
In a web exclusive preview, we can report that a close source said, “Rielle snapped at him, ‘I can’t help you! My only concern is raising our daughter.’
“John felt as if she’d stabbed him in the back.”
There is something wrong with this guy. Really wrong. I don't even mean morally; I take that as a given. I mean a serious emotional disorder that I think might border on the s-word. Sociopathy.
It's not just that he tried to lobby her to take the fall.. That's corrupt and cowardly and evil, sure. But... he thought he could actually make this sale?
Then he got mad at her for not going along with it?
What's wrong with him?
You may remember John Kerry's own memory of Edwards, as recounted, I believe, in Bob Shrum's book.
Apparently Edwards was lobbying VP, and told Kerry a story about his son's death, and gave a teary account of it, and told him that he'd learned so much from it and was ready to be VP, or that kind of thing.
And he concluded: And I have never. Told. Anyone. That story before.
Kerry got a chill when he heard this, but not for the reason you'd think. He'd got the chill because he remembered Edwards telling him this same story, with the same dead son and the same "And I have never -- told -- anyone" conclusion, to convince him on some other virtue of Edwards', years earlier. And he got a sense of the man he was thinking about putting on the ticket.
Put him on the ticket anyway, of course.
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Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 03, 2011 05:41 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Anti-Palin Bot at June 03, 2011 05:42 AM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 03, 2011 05:43 AM (DPM1U)
Kerry got a chill when he heard this, but not for the reason you'd think. He'd got the chill because he remembered Edwards telling him this same story, with the same dead son and the same "And I have never -- told -- anyone" conclusion, to convince him on some other virtue of Edwards', years earlier. And he got a sense of the man he was thinking about putting on the ticket.
Put him on the ticket anyway, of course.
Of course.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 03, 2011 05:43 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: FireHorse at June 03, 2011 05:44 AM (Rq1/g)
Posted by: MWR at June 03, 2011 05:45 AM (4df7R)
Hmmm......there's a guy in the Oval Office who shares one of those traits.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 03, 2011 05:46 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Ombudsman at June 03, 2011 05:46 AM (6U4X6)
Posted by: Blago at June 03, 2011 05:46 AM (bm4vI)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at June 03, 2011 05:47 AM (FkKjr)
Posted by: toby928™ at June 03, 2011 05:47 AM (GTbGH)
The guy really is the stereotypical trial lawyer, right out of central casting.
No kidding. Total scumbag.
Posted by: Dan Fielding at June 03, 2011 05:47 AM (Rq1/g)
MFM: John Edwards story? What John Edwards story? Oh look Sarah Palin sneezed let's spend a week on that
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 03, 2011 05:47 AM (1Jaio)
Schadenboner.
Posted by: EC at June 03, 2011 05:48 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Vic at June 03, 2011 05:48 AM (M9Ie6)
And back on topic, I wonder if Silky ever sent a dicpic to anyone?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 03, 2011 05:49 AM (UOM48)
Put him on the ticket anyway, of course.
Of course. Kerry's the fellow who claims to have been on secret missions into Cambodia, magic hat and all. He appreciates a lie told well.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 03, 2011 05:50 AM (ZJ/un)
I hear Rielle DM'd Edwards a picture of her ass.
Posted by: Roy at June 03, 2011 05:50 AM (bm4vI)
But Kerry discovered that and then decided he'd make a fine Veep anyway?
Edwards is incapable of moral choice. Kerry was deliberately evil.
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 03, 2011 05:50 AM (0u1B1)
It's true! I was with him, and have the scars to prove it.
Posted by: Dick "dick" Blumenthal at June 03, 2011 05:51 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: glowing blue meat at June 03, 2011 05:52 AM (K/USr)
Posted by: RM at June 03, 2011 05:52 AM (TRsME)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 03, 2011 05:53 AM (j/5DA)
Google...is failing me....
Posted by: Zakn at June 03, 2011 05:53 AM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: Agnew's Ghost at June 03, 2011 05:54 AM (i6RpT)
Posted by: John Edwards at June 03, 2011 05:55 AM (l5dj7)
Wow, my wife almost applied for a job there, then changed her mind. Good move on her part.
Posted by: glowing blue meat at June 03, 2011 05:55 AM (K/USr)
Posted by: mark c at June 03, 2011 05:55 AM (SBIko)
Not only do you have to keep two sets of 'books', so to speak but you have to remember WHO you told WHAT to and WHEN.
And the more you lie, the more you have to keep track of.
It's why congenital liars are so screwed up in so many other ways.
Posted by: 8==> at June 03, 2011 05:56 AM (9YuJS)
OT, but I just saw rdbrewer's link to R.S. McCain's Spectator story in the sidebar, wherein AoSHQ is described as "notoriously rowdy." I have never been associated with anything "notorious" or "rowdy" in my life before.
*dabs eyes with lacey handkerchief*
I'm so proud.
Posted by: MWR at June 03, 2011 05:56 AM (4df7R)
There are two Americas.
#1 *Rich elite America - where corrupt democrats steel your money in the name of "fairness" and waste it in the government machine. The America where crony capitalism and Barney Frank collide. The America where democrats thumb their nose at you, and never pass a budget, which is against the law. An America where the media are so in the tank for one political party, all the news that spews out cannot be trusted and is a joke. An America where a man named John Edwards lives in a huge mansion, with a wife who has cancer and boinks a paid staffer while he talks to the dead in a court room and tells you how horrible America is in his two Americas.
#2 *The rest of us, who work hard and do what we can for our own families while the above group rape us. Sometimes we call ourselves individuals, and sometime we like "tea" and stuff.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at June 03, 2011 05:57 AM (0fzsA)
Fucking loser. Kill yourself.
Posted by: Zakn at June 03, 2011 05:57 AM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 03, 2011 09:38 AM (i6RpT)
Starts with a D and ends with s.
Posted by: 8==> at June 03, 2011 05:58 AM (9YuJS)
Yemen president wounded as tribesmen strike palace
SANAA, Yemen – Yemeni President Ali Abdullah Saleh was wounded when opposition tribesmen determined to topple him hammered his palace with rockets Friday in a major escalation of nearly two weeks of fighting with government forces. At least four guards were killed and seven top officials were also wounded, an official said.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 03, 2011 05:58 AM (9hSKh)
Here, let me paraphrase it for you:
bitchbitchbitch
whinewhinewhine
crycrycry
Posted by: EC at June 03, 2011 06:00 AM (GQ8sn)
He did say he won't go to prison, after all.
Posted by: negentropy at June 03, 2011 06:00 AM (27KAF)
Birds, feathers. You do the math.
Posted by: 8==> at June 03, 2011 06:00 AM (9YuJS)
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 03, 2011 06:01 AM (i6RpT)
"bad boy politician John Edwards" - yeah right, in his dreams.
More like "Near hourly victim of anal rape pansy John Edwards"
Posted by: chazmartel at June 03, 2011 06:02 AM (wlSqE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 03, 2011 06:02 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Matt at June 03, 2011 06:02 AM (c4srZ)
7AM PST indicted for stealing campaign money.
Here's the problem....he needed the money. Democrats ARE about need ...right?So what's the problem?
Posted by: torabora at June 03, 2011 06:03 AM (XL2DT)
Hooray! ACE used the word "sociopathy" properly in a sentence! Well, a one-word sentence. At least it was proper useage!
John Edwards = GOOD VP
Sarah Palin = BAD VP
At least Sarah never knocked up her mistress, then used public monies to cover it up and pay her off, but I'm sure the MBM will spin that possibility soon enough.
Posted by: 5Cats at June 03, 2011 06:03 AM (HBEhc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 03, 2011 06:03 AM (UOM48)
From Huffpo:
A plea to a felony charge involving campaign finances could strip Edwards of his law license and end any hope he could work as an attorney for the poor. And a trial would mean more sordid stories about his campaign affair and the child he fathered during it, further battering his reputation.
Even if he were to win the case, it appears the 2004 Democratic vice presidential nominee would do so by making a humiliating argument: that money used to keep his mistress and out-of-wedlock child in hiding was intended to shield the affair from his cancer-stricken wife – not to aid his candidacy, which is what prosecutors believe.
"Trial or not, John Edwards is the Charlie Sheen of American politics – great hair and no chance for rehabilitation," said Democratic consultant Jack Quinn.
....Edwards' attorneys have denounced the investigation as a waste of resources and contend he did not violate the law.
Edwards has said he hopes that once this case is behind him he can revive his legal career, specializing in helping the victims of poverty he championed on the campaign trail. However, a lawyer in North Carolina who pleads guilty or no contest to a criminal offense faces disciplinary action by the State Bar, ranging from a mild rebuke to a loss of license to practice.
Could he seriously be thinking of not taking a plea deal? He is that deluded. And yeah, when he was out of contention as a Precedential candidate, he "reached out to Obama" and offered his support (to take down Hildebeast) in exchange for a job (like Attorney General).
Posted by: runningrn at June 03, 2011 06:04 AM (ihSHD)
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I've noticed that since they 'changed their search algorithms' it's not as handy to find the common stuff. They said they did it to make the search better. FAIL.
Posted by: 8==> at June 03, 2011 06:04 AM (9YuJS)
“John felt as if she’d stabbed him in the back.”
Newsflash Johnny: as much as she professed to love you, once she pops out your kid, you become expendable if the alternative causes harm to her kid.
So buck up and take it like man. And by "take it" I mean "you'll be on the receiving end of weiner pictures". And by "weiner pictures" I mean actual weiners...you got a purty mouth, boy!
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at June 03, 2011 06:05 AM (BDH94)
Posted by: 5Cats at June 03, 2011 06:05 AM (HBEhc)
Posted by: runningrn at June 03, 2011 06:06 AM (ihSHD)
Here's the linky for Mrs. D'ohs comment:
A federal grand jury has indicted two-time presidential candidate John Edwards http://bit.ly/lcRmP1
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 03, 2011 06:06 AM (9hSKh)
Seriously, the Democratic party sure is full of Real Men, isn't it? Knock her up, then beg her to go to jail for you. Theres a real man for ya. Thank God I'm just an ignorant hillbilly engineer.
Also, thank God I'm not an Old Whore magnet, like that poor sap Jeff.
heh
Posted by: maddogg at June 03, 2011 06:07 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Mr Pink at June 03, 2011 06:07 AM (Md8G5)
Good Lord, can he survive with no resource but a prison hair salon?
What's REALLY stoopid about all this is that a guy worth several hundred million dollars would be willing jail time over something as trivial as having his campaign send a few thousand dollars to his recreational twat on the side. It's like millionaires like Leona Helmsley or Martha Stewart going to prison over -for them - chicken feed. Posted by: CoolCzech at June 03, 2011 06:08 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: @Alec Leamas at June 03, 2011 06:09 AM (mg08E)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 03, 2011 06:09 AM (kUaEF)
Oops, should read "pieces" in our times.
And in Syria:
Syrian snipers in Hama fired w/ automatic rifles at 1000s of protesters gathered in the old city, killing at least 10 http://aje.me/jlCqCU
/While I'm naturally inclined to support the protesters against the Assad regime, I must take some pause. Given the nature of ME "Arab Spring" revolts, where what might have been a democracy-leaning opposition is usurped by an Islamist "one man, one vote, one time" resurrection.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 03, 2011 06:10 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: PR at June 03, 2011 06:10 AM (mr695)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 03, 2011 06:10 AM (kUaEF)
Fair and balanced reporting.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 03, 2011 06:10 AM (tf9Ne)
There are two Americas.
Ha! I almost forgot about that line. How about this:
America #1: The people with good hair, striving to preserve America's most precious resource (good hair) by attaining levels of power and influence on the merits of telegeny (i.e., good-looking hair).
America #2: The rest of you. Screw you all with a glowing-hot soldering iron. That includes people with flat hair, frizzy hair, thinning hair, bad rugs, bad root jobs and anyone who habitually wears a hat. Worst among these are the bald people, the scourge of society. Take notice, babies and cancer patients: You have no rights, as you are less than human. We will hunt you down like the vermin you are.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 03, 2011 06:10 AM (Rq1/g)
Posted by: zombie elizabeth edwards at June 03, 2011 06:10 AM (SPVfc)
Does it have pictures like my choo-choo book?
Posted by: Special Joe Biden at June 03, 2011 06:11 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 03, 2011 06:11 AM (kUaEF)
Edwards has enough money he could leave the country and hide out some where. I don't see him going to prison or killing himself.
I'm pretty sure he'll have to hand over his passport.
He may be able to fly to San Diego or Seattle and slip across the border, but I'm not sure what that'll buy him. At least in Canada he could claim he's being unfairly persecuted and they might give him asylum. In Mexico, not so much.
He might be able to get to Cuba, but the Brothers Castro will relieve him of much of his millions. And the same is likely true of the other thirdworld tinpot dictators who don't extradite and give him refuge.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at June 03, 2011 06:11 AM (BDH94)
Posted by: robtr at June 03, 2011 06:12 AM (MtwBb)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 03, 2011 06:13 AM (kUaEF)
Heh! Heh! Weiner, Edwards, Carter, Obama, Kerry and Blago--the Democrat party is filled with fricking weiners:
Rod Blagojevich tells jurors he discussed the possibility of appointing himself to the U.S. Senate in 2008 so he could hunt down then-al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden.
The ousted governor is on the stand for a fifth day Thursday, addressing the most explosive allegation against him - that he tried to sell or trade President Barack Obama's vacated Senate seat. He denies that.
Defense attorney Aaron Goldstein asked if he'd ever talked to a deputy governor about appointing himself to the Senate, then traveling to Afghanistan to get bin Laden.
Blagojevich said, "Yes."
WLS Radio Court Reporter Bill Cameron says everyone, including the jury, laughed at the bin Laden comment.
He says he discussed a "lot of ideas" about the Senate seat after Obama's election as president. He's acknowledged that not all those ideas were good.
Posted by: runningrn at June 03, 2011 06:13 AM (ihSHD)
Yeah, saw that one too, Buzzsaw. Though they did remain mute on all the hours Edwards has spent serving working in kitchens for the indigent poor. And washing the feet of lepers.
Posted by: a mongol in the horde at June 03, 2011 06:13 AM (XyjRQ)
"John Edwards has been indicted by a grand jury. Breath-taking hubris. Can you imagine if he'd won Dem nomination?"
You Ignorant fucking tool. He won it. For VP. In 2004. Goddamn retard reporters
Posted by: Zakn at June 03, 2011 06:13 AM (zyaZ1)
Should read: "Given the nature of ME 'Arab Spring' revolts, where what might have been a democracy-leaning opposition is usurped by an Islamist "one man, one vote, one time" resurrection, one must always be apprehensive about replacing the evil you know with the evil you don't".
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 03, 2011 06:14 AM (9hSKh)
Edwards has enough money he could leave the country and hide out some where. I don't see him going to prison or killing himself.
I don't think there's much money left. The boy loved to spend and live large (in the Second America). Plus paying off mistresses and lawyers gets darn expensive. I think Elizabeth controlled the pursestrings. I think she was the brains behind the operation, and a lot of the money was actually hers. He's just not that smart. I bet she was doing all the investing, etc.
Posted by: runningrn at June 03, 2011 06:16 AM (ihSHD)
Yeah, saw that one too, Buzzsaw. Though they did remain mute on all the hours Edwards has spent serving working in kitchens for the indigent poor. And washing the feet of lepers.
Yes, I believe he and the cheapskate Bidens volunteered at the same church. (Remember Joe Biden commenting on his paltry charitable donations on his most recent tax return said that he and Jill volunteer at their church, and their time is money.)
Posted by: runningrn at June 03, 2011 06:17 AM (ihSHD)
He's a D, so all he needs to do is provide some half-assed explanation/apology, and (mostly) all will be forgiven with his stuck-on-stupid constituents. The more honest ones with young daughters might have a moment of levity when they realize what a scumbag Weiner is, but, in the end, there will be only chaos they'll pull the level for Weiner next year.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 03, 2011 06:17 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: Special Joe Biden at June 03, 2011 06:18 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Special Jane D'oh at June 03, 2011 06:20 AM (UOM48)
LOL can you imagine some of the dialogue?
Edwards: 'I'm ready to have some of that wealth redistributed.... in my ass!'
Posted by: Bob Dole! at June 03, 2011 06:20 AM (7mSYS)
Posted by: Mel Torme at June 03, 2011 06:21 AM (UGWgw)
Actually the heart of this case is "what is a campaign contribution?". The money that was used to pay off the woman came from a couple of rich friends who sent the money directly to her without it going through Edwards or his campaign.
The feds are referencing a precedent where the courts ruled that any "gifts" to a candidate during a campaign are considered campaign contributions. They consider this hush money as a gift to Edwards.
Posted by: Vic at June 03, 2011 06:22 AM (M9Ie6)
CoolCzech, #70: It's like millionaires like Leona Helmsley or Martha Stewart going to prison over - for them - chicken feed.
It's as though they have Maslow's hierarchy of needs taped to their refrigerator and they put a magnet where they think they are. For them it's not about money any more; it's about the power and accompanying status, which has to be flaunted. Their self-esteem comes from letting everyone know that they're special, that the rules for everyone else no longer apply to them. I suspect Edwards wanted the world to know about his "secret" affair and that he broke some regular-people laws. To us, it's sociopathy. To them, it's just how the world is.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 03, 2011 06:23 AM (Rq1/g)
Posted by: The Cad at June 03, 2011 06:23 AM (agD4m)
Asshole.
Posted by: tangonine at June 03, 2011 06:24 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: donald trump at June 03, 2011 06:24 AM (j/5DA)
Posted by: Marcus at June 03, 2011 06:24 AM (yTLx9)
She has that uncanny effect.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 03, 2011 06:24 AM (9hSKh)
That sympathy vote is gold.
Posted by: Jack at June 03, 2011 06:25 AM (kCT7A)
Posted by: John Edwards at June 03, 2011 06:25 AM (136wp)
Posted by: Anony at June 03, 2011 06:25 AM (7ahtU)
Put him on the ticket anyway, of course.
Well, after that, Kerry realized that Edwards was someone he could look up to.
Posted by: sherlock at June 03, 2011 06:26 AM (6rLSO)
When Edwards finally realizes he is headed for the big house he will start to contemplate other worlds.
He is way-too conceited, self-centered and self-indulgent to take the rap like a man.
Posted by: Marcus at June 03, 2011 06:27 AM (yTLx9)
Edwards is incapable of moral choice. Kerry was deliberately evil.
Ghengis Khan
These progressives would love to be Mao or Stalin. They just haven't figured out how yet.
Posted by: dagny at June 03, 2011 06:27 AM (kXl3J)
Posted by: tangonine at June 03, 2011 10:24 AM (x3YFz)
Why should those haters get paid? There just a bunch of death mongers. We need the money for Planned Parenthood so we can abort these jerks before they are even born!
Posted by: Cindy Sheehan at June 03, 2011 06:27 AM (SPVfc)
Oh, look - John Edwards!! Scum! Hang him! What a dirtball!
(Gawd, I thought Friday would never come... thanks Eric!)
Posted by: A. Weiner at June 03, 2011 06:28 AM (6rLSO)
Posted by: Vic at June 03, 2011 10:22 AM (M9Ie6)
I noticed that in this story there was no mention of how the recipient treated these "gifts" on her tax filing for that year.
Posted by: giftogab at June 03, 2011 06:30 AM (SPVfc)
Posted by: dagny at June 03, 2011 06:30 AM (kXl3J)
http://tinyurl.com/6923j7w
I bitched to the local TV producer that posted it on Twitter.
Posted by: Zakn at June 03, 2011 06:30 AM (zyaZ1)
Bubba: Well, Hell. My new Celly!
(cell door opens)
Edwards: Hello, Bubba. (holds out hand) I'm so glad to meet you.
Bubba: (shakes Edwards's hand, notes it is soft, smooth and unblemished) Glad to meet you Johnny. Nice hair.
Edwards: Thanks, Bubba. Can you recommend someone in here to cut hair?
Cell door *CLANK*
Bubba: I wouldn't worry about that Johnny, we're pretty informal in here...
Edwards: Well I'm sure to spend my 5 years in here with you in as pleasant a way as possible. What are you in for, if you don't mind telling me?
Bubba: Life, times 3. It was just Life, but I've had 2 cellys before you.
Edwards: Oh!
Bubba: Lets you and me get aquainted, Johnny. I think we are going to get along just fine. Why don't you take that jumpsuit off, its hot in here, idden it?
Posted by: maddogg at June 03, 2011 06:30 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 03, 2011 06:31 AM (j/5DA)
IN any event, Edwards tried to hide it all through his campaign, instead of just grabbing some of his own cash (and he didn't pay Hunter very much, in the end) and buying her shit ... like Ahnold seems to have done.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 03, 2011 10:28 AM (G/MYk)
How about his aid telling Hannity about how he would let Breck Boy use his tellephone so the wife would not catch him. This is just dispicable. These people are morally void of anything decent.
Posted by: giftogab at June 03, 2011 06:31 AM (SPVfc)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 03, 2011 10:13 AM (kUaEF)
Years? That could happen this weekend.
Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at June 03, 2011 06:32 AM (6IReR)
Posted by: Mr Pink at June 03, 2011 06:32 AM (Md8G5)
Yeah well, we got Stutters the Clown in office now- speaking of sinking.
Posted by: Chariots of Toast at June 03, 2011 06:32 AM (XyjRQ)
http://tinyurl.com/6923j7w
I bitched to the local TV producer that posted it on Twitter.
Posted by: Zakn at June 03, 2011 10:30 AM (zyaZ1)
Geee! What party is he with? I CAN'T TELL.
Posted by: dagny at June 03, 2011 06:32 AM (kXl3J)
Posted by: Hedgehog at June 03, 2011 06:32 AM (Rn2kl)
Malignant narcissism-- check
Raging Sociopathy-- check
I think we have our ideal candidate.
Posted by: DNC at June 03, 2011 06:35 AM (+dg6m)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 03, 2011 06:35 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: Special Joe Biden at June 03, 2011 10:18 AM (UOM4
Yeah this "champion of the poor" built a fucking castle that raised the property taxes of the neighborhood so much that some of the locals couldn't afford to live there anymore and had to move. Sleazy fkn hypocrite.
Posted by: NC Ref at June 03, 2011 06:35 AM (+rtTE)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 03, 2011 06:36 AM (j/5DA)
That just pegged my rage meter to eleventy.....actually, it just flew across the room and took out a window.
Let's see Capt. Training Pants and Congress take pay and benefit cuts, along with welfare queens and other assorted vermin.
Damn.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 03, 2011 06:37 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Mr Pink at June 03, 2011 06:38 AM (Md8G5)
Posted by: izoneguy at June 03, 2011 06:38 AM (i6Neb)
I was torn, emotionally, when this horrendous affair was exposed and I feared the worst for John-John. But now? I've come to realize that John-John was just too busy and too dedicated and too much in love with America, and he made some bad choices, is all.
He did it all for me and America, because he loves us that much.
Posted by: Fritz at June 03, 2011 06:40 AM (GwPRU)
That just pegged my rage meter to eleventy.....actually, it just flew across the room and took out a window.
Let's see Capt. Training Pants and Congress take pay and benefit cuts, along with welfare queens and other assorted vermin.
Damn.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 03, 2011 10:37 AM (UOM4
To describe my mood as "furious" would be to describe the ocean as a "bit wet." This was NOT the way I wanted to start my morning.
Posted by: tangonine at June 03, 2011 06:40 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Palin Steele at June 03, 2011 06:41 AM (Md8G5)
Hah ha ha, John Edwards, you sanctimonious motherfucker. Now I hope karma really piles on: he gets a foul-smelling skin disorder, his mansion gets blown away by a tornado, and he gets hit with a shitload of lawsuits. Pricks like this need to suffer as a lesson to the other pricks.
I'm looking at you, President Fuckstick.
John Edwards is the exact opposite of the guy in "I Could Not Let That Pass:" Soldier Kicks Bank Robber's Ass"
Posted by: Jones at June 03, 2011 06:41 AM (8sCoq)
If the economy keeps its current negative slope, Martin the Martian can win.
Was this comment notoriously rowdy enough?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 03, 2011 06:42 AM (gDbxE)
Posted by: huerfano at June 03, 2011 06:42 AM (BeusG)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 03, 2011 06:42 AM (j/5DA)
Posted by: someguy at June 03, 2011 06:42 AM (iIQ0a)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff, Old Whore Whisperer at June 03, 2011 06:42 AM (W7Ddq)
Posted by: arhooley at June 03, 2011 06:43 AM (+/eKV)
If the economy keeps its current negative slope, Martin the Martian can win.
Was this comment notoriously rowdy enough?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 03, 2011 10:42 AM (gDbxE)
Yeah, with the economy in the shitter again (and it's going to get a LOT worse), you could probably run a cute little gopher with a penguin as his VP and take 55%
Posted by: tangonine at June 03, 2011 06:43 AM (x3YFz)
If you tell anyone ill kill you.
Posted by: Mr Pink at June 03, 2011 10:38 AM (Md8G5)
I'm a little confused here, is that pertinent nutritional advice or a threat?
Posted by: ontherocks at June 03, 2011 06:44 AM (HBqDo)
Gee, it seems to be a bad week for sleazy Democrat scumbags.
It's a good start. Now if we can get Prissypants out of the WH....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 03, 2011 06:44 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Hedgehog at June 03, 2011 06:45 AM (Rn2kl)
BREAKING: Edwards has been indicted on 6 counts. Posted by: someguy at June 03, 2011 10:42 AM
omg
I love this fucking country.
Posted by: arhooley at June 03, 2011 06:45 AM (+/eKV)
Posted by: Casey Anthony at June 03, 2011 06:46 AM (+dg6m)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2011 06:47 AM (TMB3S)
Posted by: Bugler at June 03, 2011 06:47 AM (VXBR1)
Posted by: Jordan at June 03, 2011 06:47 AM (4z6KA)
Edwards indicted. 6 counts. Conspiracy. False FBI statements.
Posted by: someguy at June 03, 2011 10:44 AMFalse FBI statements? Implications for Weiner.
Posted by: arhooley at June 03, 2011 06:47 AM (+/eKV)
Posted by: someguy at June 03, 2011 06:48 AM (iIQ0a)
Blago
Edwards
Frank
Weiner
tons of local Mayors
entire CA city board
Timmy the Tax Man
Who else? There are several names that I am missing.
Posted by: momma at June 03, 2011 06:48 AM (nWikJ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 03, 2011 06:48 AM (kUaEF)
- Jobless rate up, growth is down
- Moodys is going to downgrade our debt because Obama won't cut spending
- Market is in red again
- Bonds aren't much better
And we are talking about Juan Williams junk.
There was a poll on the WSJ. Question was;
Do you see a double-dip recession shaping up?
The only choices were "yes" and "no". So I didn't vote because there should have been a third choice; Are you friggin kidding? (BTW it is 68% "yes").
Posted by: Marcus at June 03, 2011 06:48 AM (yTLx9)
One of our son's fondest Scouting memories was the time they learned how to kill, skin, and cook a squirrel. Ugh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 03, 2011 06:49 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: someguy at June 03, 2011 10:48 AM (iIQ0a)
#3 when texting dicpid, don't forget the d instead of @.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 03, 2011 06:49 AM (Rn2kl)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 03, 2011 06:50 AM (kUaEF)
You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be used aggainst you.
Guy Rule #3: SHUT. YOUR. FUCKING. PIE. HOLE
Posted by: someguy at June 03, 2011 06:50 AM (iIQ0a)
Posted by: Bob Saget has not been banned yet at June 03, 2011 06:50 AM (F/4zf)
Was it the Automotive Method? (i.e., Run over, let lie in sun for two days, chow down - courtesy Roadkill Cafe)Posted by: CoolCzech at June 03, 2011 06:51 AM (kUaEF)
Edwards
Frank
Weiner
tons of local Mayors
entire CA city board
Timmy the Tax Man
Who else? There are several names that I am missing.
Posted by: momma at June 03, 2011 10:48 AM (nWikJ)
The mayor of Baltimore Sheila Dixon found guilty of stealing gift cards intended for the"poor"
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 03, 2011 06:52 AM (Rn2kl)
Edwards
Frank
Weiner
tons of local Mayors
entire CA city board
Timmy the Tax Man
Does Daschle go in the this bunch? Jesse Jackson Jr. belongs. What about that bag of crap running for Senate in Illinois, the Broadway bank jagoff?
Posted by: Chariots of Toast at June 03, 2011 06:52 AM (XyjRQ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 03, 2011 06:52 AM (kUaEF)
Edwards indicted. 6 counts. Conspiracy. False FBI statements.
Posted by: someguy at June 03, 2011 10:44 AM (iIQ0a)
I watched the "never talk to the police" video someone linked here yesterday. Guess Johnny boy didn't.
Posted by: tangonine at June 03, 2011 06:52 AM (x3YFz)
Heh. A friend came for a cookout last weekend and brought something for me to send our boy as a gag. It's a fake can of "Creamed Possum with Sweet Potatoes Garnished in Coon Fat Gravy."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 03, 2011 06:54 AM (UOM48)
Edwards
Frank
Weiner
tons of local Mayors
entire CA city board
Timmy the Tax Man
Who else? There are several names that I am missing.
Posted by: momma at June 03, 2011 10:48 AM (nWikJ)
The mayor of Baltimore Sheila Dixon found guilty of stealing gift cards intended for the"poor"
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 03, 2011 10:52 AM (Rn2kl)
you can't have forgotten former (D) rep William "Cold Cash" Jefferson!
Posted by: tangonine at June 03, 2011 06:54 AM (x3YFz)
Yes but this is how you cover Palin, thats how you cover that. Look at how Larry Craig is covered. Yet no idea what party Edwards is in (even though the 04 primary was a joke by the time it came here...I went just to show that Booosh still had my support)
Gawd. Media people....Oh fuck he pushed all in
"How would you refer to Palin, former reality star? Think your overall point if probably right, but examples actually show some flaws."
My reply
"Former VP candidate like Edwards? Just because she decided to do TLC instead of schlep Baby Momma as his wife died of cancer...."
Posted by: Zakn at June 03, 2011 06:54 AM (zyaZ1)
Edwards
Frank
Weiner
tons of local Mayors
entire CA city board
Timmy the Tax Man
What about that scum from Lousiana- the money in the freezer guy? Think he was charged during Bush, but prosecuted during Barko.
Posted by: Chariots of Toast at June 03, 2011 06:54 AM (XyjRQ)
John Edwards???????
Never heard of 'im.
Isn't he that dude that uses cold reading to convince people he can talk to the dead?
/The lawyer Edwards used a similar tactic in the courtroom by channeling the spirits of dead children to cry out for justice.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 03, 2011 06:55 AM (9hSKh)
rats tango, ya beat me to it.
Posted by: Chariots of Toast at June 03, 2011 06:55 AM (XyjRQ)
Posted by: momma at June 03, 2011 10:48 AM (nWikJ)
The honest dhims would be a shorter list but a lot more work.
Posted by: ontherocks at June 03, 2011 06:56 AM (HBqDo)
Posted by: Chariots of Toast at June 03, 2011 10:52 AM (XyjRQ)
Oh, that's right:
Sheila Dixon
Jesse Jackson Jr
that sheriff in AZ
Eric Massa
Charlie Rangel
New York Gov. David Paterso
Chris Dodd
Posted by: momma at June 03, 2011 06:56 AM (nWikJ)
I would just like to see EPAs, HUDs, etc in the dunking booth along with the soldiers, sailors, airmen and marines.
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 03, 2011 06:57 AM (agD4m)
67 This blog is tabloid obsessed lately.
*prays for real news*
Posted by: Jordan at June 03, 2011 10:47 AM (4z6KA)
Unemployment Climbs Above 9 Percent!
Happy, now?
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 03, 2011 10:48 AM
----------------
And, it's unexpected!
Posted by: MBM at June 03, 2011 06:57 AM (+/eKV)
Posted by: tangonine at June 03, 2011 06:58 AM (x3YFz)
Where's the Cynthia McKinney love? Plus, she's over in Libya supporting Col. Daffy and trashing the U. S. Treason, anyone?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 03, 2011 06:59 AM (UOM48)
Why didn't someone go to him like a man and tell him not to steal money from the campaign account?
Posted by: Bob Saget has not been banned yet at June 03, 2011 10:50 AM
I think you may have just outlined his defense plan.
Or at least the theme of his heartfelt tell-all book.
Posted by: MBM at June 03, 2011 06:59 AM (+/eKV)
And, it's unexpected!
Posted by: MBM at June 03, 2011 10:57 AM (+/eKV)
Could you imagine if we had the Spanish Inquisition?
Posted by: tangonine at June 03, 2011 06:59 AM (x3YFz)
The media killed us in 2006 by using the R scandal (that guy that knew bathroom code, right - larry Craig?).
Posted by: momma at June 03, 2011 07:00 AM (nWikJ)
Where's the Cynthia McKinney love? Plus, she's over in Libya supporting Col. Daffy and trashing the U. S. Treason, anyone?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 03, 2011 10:59 AM (UOM4
Yeah I watched her little video from memri. Guess she's left to supporting tin-pot dictators like daffy duck there in Libya. That bitch is unstable.
Posted by: tangonine at June 03, 2011 07:01 AM (x3YFz)
The scumbag in Illinois with the Broadway Bank issues was Alexi Giannoulias. I'd put him on this list. Unless you want to put him on the special Chicago list.
Also, Reszko- Barko's real estate buddy.
Posted by: Chariots of Toast at June 03, 2011 07:01 AM (XyjRQ)
FIFY
Posted by: fixerupper at June 03, 2011 07:01 AM (C8hzL)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff, Old Whore Whisperer at June 03, 2011 07:02 AM (W7Ddq)
I was really upset that Pace got slain in 06 bc of Libtard politics. The guy that was in his wings, RADM Giambastiani is a hell of a war fighter. Submariner and Spec Forces warfighter after my own heart. Unf both of them went down when Pace was forced to retire.
It was Hitlary's fault.
Posted by: Zakn at June 03, 2011 07:03 AM (zyaZ1)
I outlived Kevorkian! ok, it was likely but still, outliving Dr. Death calls for a beer today.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 03, 2011 07:04 AM (ldUCK)
It is such a good thing all this came out before this douchebag had a big chance to become President.
Oh you say it didn't? The press didn't cover this even when they knew about it?
Well, I am really surprised at that.
Posted by: Rev Dr Randy Macho Man Savage at June 03, 2011 07:05 AM (tcSZb)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 03, 2011 07:05 AM (7mSYS)
Posted by: Wilbur Mills at June 03, 2011 07:05 AM (VXBR1)
"Who else? There are several names that I am missing."
John Conyers' bitch wife, Monica.
She is a wonderful person, and good thing she's a Democrat.
Posted by: Rev Dr Randy Macho Man Savage at June 03, 2011 07:06 AM (tcSZb)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky at June 03, 2011 07:07 AM (FnRYN)
There's a problem or two with this. One, you don't always know yet that she's crazy when you hit it. Two, all women are crazy, the question is, how crazy?
Unless you're going to be tweeting about hockey your whole life, you can't follow this rule.
Posted by: FUBAR at June 03, 2011 07:07 AM (1fanL)
Excellent...check out Drudge. Big ole' pic of Barky with 9.1% underneath him.
Way too much shoddenfroiderboner this morn!
Posted by: dananjcon at June 03, 2011 07:07 AM (pr+up)
If he has a lot of money all he needs is an ocean-going yacht and he can be home free just like this bastard. (excuse the link)
Posted by: Nighthawk at June 03, 2011 07:09 AM (OtQXp)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 03, 2011 11:05 AM (7mSYS)
Yeesh! C'mon man you wanna give a fat guy a heart attack!!
Posted by: dananjcon at June 03, 2011 07:09 AM (pr+up)
Posted by: Bobby Baker at June 03, 2011 07:09 AM (VXBR1)
Where's an air strike when you need one?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 03, 2011 07:09 AM (UOM48)
Oh you say it didn't? The press didn't cover this even when they knew about it?
Well, I am really surprised at that.
Well..... think about this.... and this includes all you ex-Hillary supporter PUMA types too that read Aces musings..... The Media "bias" doesnt just swing swing solely against conservatives....
IF we had a fair impartial press that hadnt sat on the John Edwards story and actually investigated some of My Presidents past associations with Bill Ayers / Bernadette Dorn / Reverend Wright / Tony Rezko...... Hillary would have cakewalked thru the primaries.... and in all likely hood would be President today.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 03, 2011 07:10 AM (C8hzL)
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 03, 2011 07:11 AM (agD4m)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 03, 2011 07:11 AM (1Jaio)
In other news Rons and Ettes. We should start discussing the ideas that all banks are going to fail. If not all perhaps 50-75% of them.
The most painless way to recapitalize after that happens is that the FDIC guarantees all deposits and then lets them go. Then we let our guaranteed deposits recapitalize new regional banks.
Posted by: Zakn at June 03, 2011 07:11 AM (zyaZ1)
Where's an air strike when you need one?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 03, 2011 11:09 AM (UOM4
I'd like to donut her to death.
Posted by: dananjcon at June 03, 2011 07:11 AM (pr+up)
Posted by: Gerry Studds at June 03, 2011 07:12 AM (VXBR1)
Does Amanda Marcotte have any words of wisdom, or any words at all, about this?
She sure thought he was great once upon a time.
Then she was so nasty that John Edwards dumped HER sorry ass.
How radioactive does one have to be that John Edwards doesn't want to be associated with you?
Posted by: Who Knows at June 03, 2011 07:12 AM (1cx/R)
The Weiner pic killed Kevorkian. It's true and you are the only person I've ever told.
Posted by: dagny at June 03, 2011 07:12 AM (kXl3J)
Posted by: John Edwards (D) Marion Correctional Institute at June 03, 2011 07:15 AM (Txl/u)
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 03, 2011 11:11 AM (agD4m)
I remember the whole thing- I was there.
They were going to indict him and he hopped on his yacht and split. I lived across the river from Mystic Seaport at the time and his yacht was tied up there. One evening I watched as they cast off and set out down the river, through the draw bridge, and out to sea.
The next day at work everything was abuzz about how he had fled the country and I was amazed that I stood on the shore and watched him go.
Of course he still had Greek citizenship so that, along with the yacht and the $ went a long way towards keeping him out of the Government's hands.
Posted by: Nighthawk at June 03, 2011 07:16 AM (OtQXp)
Put him on the ticket anyway, of course.
Remember these gems from Rielle:
The story she wanted printed was that Edwards was "an old soul" with a "special energy" who could be a transformational leader like Mahatma Gandhi or the Martin Luther King Jr. if he used his heart more
Asked about Elizabeth Edwards, who is unusually well-liked by political operatives and reporters, Hunter told reporter Jonathan Darman, "She does not give off good energy. ... I've only met her once.... She didn't make eye contact with me."
So hippie aura readings are just about as accurate as you think they would be.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 03, 2011 07:16 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Cluebat from Exodar at June 03, 2011 07:18 AM (BuYeH)
John Edwards?????
Never heard of him.
But did you read about the REPUBLICAN governor of New Jersey and his joy ride on a helicopter ?????
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at June 03, 2011 07:18 AM (AT52Q)
Posted by: John Edwards, Still Lookin' Out for the Little Guy at June 03, 2011 07:18 AM (VXBR1)
Posted by: Robert E. Bailey Jr. at June 03, 2011 07:18 AM (3lf7k)
Well, it's Friday. Congratulations, Congressman Weiner, you are still in office! And you have two days for stories about your troubles to die down. A few pix of you and Huma wandering around town in a carefree manner holding hands will help. Just keep your guys on Nicolette Cordova because if she goes to the cops or yFrog or Twitter, you're done.
Posted by: arhooley at June 03, 2011 07:19 AM (+/eKV)
My drunk ass mind is slow. There's a great line on crazy chicks...god connect to some fox show...it was the one with the 3 ids
Posted by: Zakn at June 03, 2011 07:19 AM (zyaZ1)
Yeah...... but we're not gonna use it for what you think it should be used for
Posted by: Federal Prison New Pretty Boy Welcoming Committee at June 03, 2011 07:20 AM (C8hzL)
Posted by: vanderoin at June 03, 2011 07:20 AM (VXBR1)
Shipley Do-nuts in Texas (Houston, Austin) is also.
Shipley is far superior to the double D, though their coffee is pretty appalling.
Posted by: Chariots of Toast at June 03, 2011 07:22 AM (XyjRQ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 03, 2011 07:23 AM (kUaEF)
Just keep your guys on Nicolette Cordova
Oops, Gennette Cordova or Cordoba. Or "that bitch" as your wife might be saying.
Posted by: arhooley at June 03, 2011 07:23 AM (+/eKV)
By Jerry Markon,
Former vice presidential nominee John Edwards was indicted Friday on federal campaign finance charges for allegedly using campaign donations to conceal an extramarital affair while he was running for president in 2008.
By Charles R. Babcock and Jonathan Weisman
Washington Post Staff Writers
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Rep. Randy "Duke" Cunningham (R-Calif.) resigned from Congress yesterday after tearfully confessing to evading taxes and conspiring to pocket $2.4 million in bribes, including a Rolls-Royce, a yacht and a 19th-century Louis-Philippe commode.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 03, 2011 07:24 AM (Rn2kl)
Posted by: Bugler at June 03, 2011 07:24 AM (VXBR1)
“John felt as if she’d stabbed him in the back.”
Boy I'm glad I didn't have a mouthful of hot coffee when I read this. I woulda either scorched my gullet or ruined my keyboard.
Posted by: rockhead at June 03, 2011 07:24 AM (ZMHGo)
Blago
Edwards
Frank
Weiner
tons of local Mayors
entire CA city board
Timmy the Tax Man
Spitzer
Sestak
the bitch that directed $$$ to hubby's banks
William "Cold Cash" Jefferson
Sheila Dixon
Jesse Jackson Jr
that sheriff in AZ
Eric Massa
Charlie Rangel
New York Gov. David Paterso
Chris Dodd
Cynthia McKinney
Alexi Giannoulias
John Conyers' bitch wife, Monica.
Posted by: momma at June 03, 2011 07:25 AM (nWikJ)
Posted by: Bugler at June 03, 2011 07:25 AM (VXBR1)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 03, 2011 07:26 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: Zakn at June 03, 2011 07:26 AM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: madamex at June 03, 2011 07:27 AM (ice9D)
Posted by: Adam Clayton Powell at June 03, 2011 07:27 AM (VXBR1)
Just keep your guys on Nicolette Cordova
Oops, Gennette Cordova or Cordoba. Or "that bitch" as your wife might be saying.
Posted by: arhooley at June 03, 2011 11:23 AM (+/eKV)
I bet she has a rich Corinthian interior IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Ricardo Montalban's pickled pecker at June 03, 2011 07:28 AM (pr+up)
What? No Maxine Waters? http://tinyurl.com/2c4d3sn
Posted by: Cicero at June 03, 2011 07:28 AM (Txl/u)
Posted by: madamex at June 03, 2011 07:29 AM (ice9D)
Posted by: Adam Clayton Powell at June 03, 2011 07:30 AM (VXBR1)
Documents show FCC coordinated 'Net Neutrality' effort with outside groupGuess which group.
That's right. Soros' FREE PRESS!
Posted by: momma at June 03, 2011 07:30 AM (nWikJ)
- Oh, geez... Kwami, the ex-mayor/pimp of Detroit, and good buddy of the JEF!
Posted by: Chariots of Toast at June 03, 2011 07:30 AM (XyjRQ)
umm...wut?
Posted by: chemjeff at June 03, 2011 07:31 AM (7mSYS)
Posted by: Spiro Agnew at June 03, 2011 07:31 AM (VXBR1)
Posted by: The Robot Devil at June 03, 2011 07:31 AM (136wp)
Unfortunately, we've got a Republican with the same problem, namely Ahhhnold. And it looks like he may be indicted too. Between Schwarzenegger (R), and Edwards (Party Affiliation Censored) it looks like the media will have something to direct the American people's attention to for the entire election season.
Posted by: Minnie Rodent at June 03, 2011 07:32 AM (S3rrR)
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 03, 2011 07:32 AM (agD4m)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 03, 2011 07:33 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 03, 2011 07:34 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: The Robot Devil at June 03, 2011 11:30 AM (136wp)
PLEASE God, let it be so!!
Why Fox dedicates the 5:00 pm time slot to this pompous ass is beyond me.
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 03, 2011 11:33 AM (kUaEF)
Just announced it on his radio show, I think...
Posted by: The Robot Devil at June 03, 2011 07:34 AM (136wp)
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 03, 2011 11:32 AM (agD4m)
I was on Gravel St. within stumbling distance of town. Good times, good times...
Posted by: Nighthawk at June 03, 2011 07:35 AM (OtQXp)
At least 67 people killed, scores injured in Syria as protesters reach capital
Syrian security forces killed 67 protesters in the city of Hama where tens of thousands unarmed citizens demonstrated against the autocratic regime of President Bashar Al Assad on Friday, the Syrian opposition told Al Arabiya.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 03, 2011 07:35 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: momma at June 03, 2011 11:32 AM (nWikJ)
What was her crime? Denture demagoguery and a bad wig?
Posted by: dananjcon at June 03, 2011 07:35 AM (pr+up)
Unfortunately, we've got a Republican with the same problem, namely Ahhhnold.
One man's RINO is another one's Blue Dog.
Posted by: runningrn at June 03, 2011 07:36 AM (ihSHD)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 03, 2011 11:34 AM (kUaEF)
I've seen pictures (cave paintings) of her when she was young. She never looked good...
Posted by: The Robot Devil at June 03, 2011 07:36 AM (136wp)
Yeah. I can imagine it. No problem.
Posted by: Spiro T. Agnew at June 03, 2011 07:36 AM (VrNoa)
"While Weiner was engrossed in a TV hockey game, Ace scaled the wall of his apartment and ambushed him with blunt force trauma to a precise point 2 centimeters to the left of the center base of the skull. This rendered Weiner not only unconscious, but induced amnesia. From there, it was a simple matter of uploading the photoshopped picture and sending it to a random large-breasted coed in Seattle that Weiner was accidentally following."
lol
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 03, 2011 07:37 AM (UOM48)
What was her crime? Denture demagoguery and a bad wig?
Posted by: dananjcon at June 03, 2011 11:35 AM (pr+up)
Breathing.
Posted by: momma at June 03, 2011 07:37 AM (nWikJ)
Posted by: Dan Quayle at June 03, 2011 07:38 AM (agD4m)
Can you even imagine what it would be like if Kerry had actually won, and this stuff came out while Edwards was Veep?"
We'd be right on it. Seriously. You know, Watchdog of Democracy and all that shit.
Posted by: The MFM at June 03, 2011 07:38 AM (Txl/u)
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at June 03, 2011 07:39 AM (VXBR1)
A good month is one in which John Kerry's name doesn't surface. One of my life's goals is living long enough to piss on his grave.
That aside, I think John Edwards and his circumstances should be held up as a role model for the left.
Think about that for a bit.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 03, 2011 07:39 AM (ud5dN)
Posted by: momma at June 03, 2011 07:40 AM (nWikJ)
Posted by: Barry the 0 at June 03, 2011 07:40 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at June 03, 2011 07:40 AM (VXBR1)
Posted by: dagny at June 03, 2011 07:42 AM (24bRy)
Posted by: Fritz at June 03, 2011 07:42 AM (GwPRU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 03, 2011 07:43 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: momma at June 03, 2011 11:40 AM (nWikJ)
Muslims do recognize Jesus (or Isa) as a prophet equal to Mohammed. They deny the Incarnation, Crucifixion and Resurrection. Kinda misses the main message of Christianity.
Posted by: The Robot Devil at June 03, 2011 07:43 AM (136wp)
Posted by: The Obama Cardigan Sweater Initiative at June 03, 2011 07:43 AM (Txl/u)
Okay, here's the list we compiled.. Anyone else missing. (You guys have great memories, I'd forgotten half of these fuckers)
You forgot the commander of the submarine Oldsmobile fleet*
*a paraphrase stolen from that iowahawk dude
Posted by: rockhead at June 03, 2011 07:43 AM (ZMHGo)
According to Muslim prophecy, when Jesus comes back, he's going to kill all the Jews and Christians who don't convert to Islam. They also deny that Jesus was God's son, that Jesus was crucified, and the trinity. But other than that, he's practically the same.
Posted by: WalrusRex at June 03, 2011 07:43 AM (Hx5uv)
I don't get the 'fake evidence' part:
Andrew Breitbart Did Not Run ‘Weinergate’ Evidence Which Turned Out To Be Fake
Posted by: momma at June 03, 2011 07:44 AM (nWikJ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 03, 2011 07:45 AM (kUaEF)
“John felt as if she’d stabbed him in the back.”
Perhaps he shouldn't have stabbed her first in the cooch.
Posted by: drolmorg at June 03, 2011 07:46 AM (QygYK)
Posted by: giftogab at June 03, 2011 07:46 AM (SPVfc)
As soon as it burps, why do you ask?
Posted by: Some Fapper at June 03, 2011 07:47 AM (+dg6m)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 03, 2011 11:45 AM (kUaEF)
On the other hand, "Co-exist: All Religions" has won a Australian Media Award.
Posted by: The Robot Devil at June 03, 2011 07:47 AM (136wp)
John, we owe you one. We'll come to your defense! You know what to do.
Posted by: Babies still in the womb. at June 03, 2011 07:49 AM (lH6z9)
Van Jones: Paul Ryan Worst Than Al Qaeda
Posted by: momma at June 03, 2011 11:36 AM (nWikJ)
If we only prosecuted treason and sent all these seditious fucks to prison. I'd love to see Van Jones cry like a little girl in general population.
Posted by: tangonine at June 03, 2011 07:49 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at June 03, 2011 07:49 AM (VXBR1)
Octowhore, with more than a baker's dozen of leetle bastards for us to pay for, holds car wash with different whores to raise money to pay for her Calisuckifornia whore house.
Posted by: maddogg at June 03, 2011 07:50 AM (OlN4e)
We're willing to give Weiner the benefit of the doubt when he claims his Twitter account was hacked and that he didn't send the picture. That kind of thing, unfortunately, happens all too often these days. That's not to say he gets a free pass; if evidence does emerge that he is sending lewd pictures to young women, he should be held to account for both harassment (the digital equivalent of street flashing) and lying to the public. But no one has presented any such evidence.
The L.A. Times. Demonstrating once again why nobody reads it anymore.
Posted by: Cicero at June 03, 2011 07:50 AM (Txl/u)
Posted by: tangonine at June 03, 2011 07:50 AM (x3YFz)
In his bedroom, his congressional bedroom,Weiner tweets tonight.
In his bedroom, his congressional bedroom,Weiner tweets tonight.
A wienie whack a wienie whack a wienie whack a wienie whack.
Just trying to add a little class to the conversation.
Posted by: WalrusRex at June 03, 2011 07:51 AM (Hx5uv)
He's a lawyer. There is something wrong with this guy. Really wrong. I don't even mean morally; I take that as a given. I mean a serious emotional disorder that I think might border on the s-word. Sociopathy.
It's not just that he tried to lobby her to take the fall.. That's corrupt and cowardly and evil, sure.
I distilled the paragraphs for you.
You're welcome.
Posted by: Max Entropy at June 03, 2011 07:52 AM (lH6z9)
In his bedroom, his congressional bedroom,Weiner tweets tonight.
In his bedroom, his congressional bedroom,Weiner tweets tonight.
A wienie whack a wienie whack a wienie whack a wienie whack.
Just trying to add a little class to the conversation.
Posted by: WalrusRex at June 03, 2011 11:51 AM (Hx5uv)
you bastard! I just got this keyboard! Have any idea how long it takes to clean a keyboard? shit...
Posted by: tangonine at June 03, 2011 07:52 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: John Edwards, Still Lookin' Out for the Little Guy at June 03, 2011 07:53 AM (VXBR1)
Posted by: WalrusRex at June 03, 2011 11:43 AM (Hx5uv)
Racist!
Now stop squirming while I cut your throat, infidel!
Posted by: Moderate Muslim at June 03, 2011 07:54 AM (LH6ir)
A few random speculations.
Silky needed to launder the mistress money because Elizabeth read the banking statements.
The reason this is being prosecuted is because the Mellon chick had buyer's remorse after she found out what pond scum Silky really is/figured out she was footing the bill and started serial bitching to the DOJ. She asked Silky for the money back and he told her to fuck off.
She has lots of money to donate to campaigns. Obama likes donations. "We'll see what we can do." Nice touch that some witnesses are dead.
I like Tapper's remorse here. Wasn't the MFM spiking the story during the 2008 campaign? The tragedy is that had the MFM done their jobs, the Mellon scam would have been averted and by reporting the truth might have saved their hero from a more terrible fate.
Question: Is the Mellon gal related to the evil Richard Mellon Scaife?
Similar in some ways to my theory on Weinergate:
Dork likes attention from young women and young women like attention from Congressjerk.
Flirting in social media is "safe" [i.e., no physical contact]; flirting ensues.
Dork tells young woman she turns him on. Young woman giggles and says prove it. Dork takes and proudly sends penis picture to, eh, prove it.
Hilarity ensues. It's not like its sex sex.
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at June 03, 2011 07:55 AM (qwK3S)
Cover relevant shit, idiots.
Posted by: tangonine at June 03, 2011 07:56 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Bill O'really, Still Lookin' Out for the Little Guy at June 03, 2011 07:58 AM (VXBR1)
“I do not know Paul Ryan. I am not acquainted with him. I have never even met the man. If I knew him at all well, I would walk into his office and slap down on his desk Jennifer Rubin’s post. As she points out, lots of Americans in uniform have answered their country’s call. Here is the question I would ask Ryan: ‘In this crisis, how can you of all people justify not doing what those soldiers have done?’ And here is the argument that I would make: ‘You have the preparation; you have the training; you have the temperament; you have the knowledge; you have the persuasive capacity. We now face a great crisis, and you understand what has to be done better than anyone else. Your country needs you. In the circumstances, what possible excuse could trump that? You have a duty to serve.’
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 03, 2011 07:58 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: blaster at June 03, 2011 07:58 AM (l5dj7)
Posted by: The Robot Devil at June 03, 2011 11:30 AM (136wp)
And thank God for that. If I want to be lectured I'll talk to my wife.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 03, 2011 07:58 AM (LH6ir)
He's a lawyer. There is something wrong with this guy. Really wrong. I don't even mean morally; I take that as a given. I mean a serious emotional disorder that I think might border on the s-word. Sociopathy.
It's not just that he tried to lobby her to take the fall.. That's corrupt and cowardly and evil, sure.
I distilled the paragraphs for you.
You're welcome.
Posted by: Max Entropy at June 03, 2011 11:52 AM (lH6z9)
uh...Max....so I suppose you include the prosecutors who will take this bastid and many more like him and worse out of the general population as morally void and sociopathic too? Come up with somethign either funny, unique or true to get a laugh. Instead you go to beating a trite, dead horse.
Posted by: giftogab at June 03, 2011 07:59 AM (SPVfc)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 03, 2011 07:59 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: shibumi at June 03, 2011 07:59 AM (eeGvE)
“I do not know Paul Ryan. I am not acquainted with him. I have never even met the man. If I knew him at all well, I would walk into his office and slap down on his desk Jennifer Rubin’s post. As she points out, lots of Americans in uniform have answered their country’s call. Here is the question I would ask Ryan: ‘In this crisis, how can you of all people justify not doing what those soldiers have done?’ And here is the argument that I would make: ‘You have the preparation; you have the training; you have the temperament; you have the knowledge; you have the persuasive capacity. We now face a great crisis, and you understand what has to be done better than anyone else. Your country needs you. In the circumstances, what possible excuse could trump that? You have a duty to serve.’
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 03, 2011 11:58 AM (UOM4
spot on. Quote from Zombieland: "time to nut up or shut up."
Posted by: tangonine at June 03, 2011 08:00 AM (x3YFz)
Has anyone considered the possibility that Preznit Numbnuts could pardon Silky Pony?
I don't see the JEF sticking his pencil thin neck out for anyone unless they could do something for him. JEF doesn't need John Edwards, and he has ignored overtures from Edwards in the past. Unless Edwards has a boatload of money to donate to the Re-elect the JEF campaign, I don't see Obama extending an helping hand.
Posted by: runningrn at June 03, 2011 08:00 AM (ihSHD)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 03, 2011 08:00 AM (kUaEF)
He's a lawyer. There is something wrong with this guy. Really wrong. I don't even mean morally; I take that as a given. I mean a serious emotional disorder that I think might border on the s-word. Sociopathy.
It's not just that he tried to lobby her to take the fall.. That's corrupt and cowardly and evil, sure.
I distilled the paragraphs for you.
You're welcome.
Posted by: Max Entropy at June 03, 2011 11:52 AM (lH6z9)
uh...Max....so I suppose you include the prosecutors who will take this bastid and many more like him and worse out of the general population as morally void and sociopathic too? Come up with somethign either funny, unique or true to get a laugh. Instead you go to beating a trite, dead horse.
Posted by: giftogab at June 03, 2011 11:59 AM (SPVfc)
"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."
- Shakespeare
Posted by: tangonine at June 03, 2011 08:01 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Bambi O'bambi at June 03, 2011 08:02 AM (VXBR1)
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 03, 2011 09:38 AM (i6RpT)
Yup.... DickheadS
Posted by: Berserker at June 03, 2011 08:02 AM (FMbng)
Here's something to ponder: If Kerry/Edwards had carried Ohio Edwards might still be VP.
Ohio we thank you for getting this one right and to those people who voted for this asshole as VP and supported his bid to be President: What were you thinking?
Posted by: ADK46er at June 03, 2011 08:02 AM (/xLMV)
Posted by: Anti-Palin Bot at June 03, 2011 09:42 AM (zyaZ1)
nice to know i'm a bot now
anyhow, um how does NC now feel that they voted this guy a Senator in 1998? oh well, the guy didn't even get his state's vote in that 2004 election
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at June 03, 2011 08:03 AM (UzBwz)
Posted by: blaster at June 03, 2011 11:58 AM (l5dj7)
NO!
Did you hear about Anthony Weiner???
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 03, 2011 12:00 PM (kUaEF)
Did you hear about Casey Anthony?
Posted by: The Robot Devil at June 03, 2011 08:03 AM (136wp)
Posted by: Antny Weiner at June 03, 2011 08:03 AM (VXBR1)
Posted by: blaster at June 03, 2011 11:58 AM (l5dj7)
NO!
Did you hear about Anthony Weiner???
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 03, 2011 12:00 PM (kUaEF)
Did you hear about Casey Anthony?
Posted by: The Robot Devil at June 03, 2011 12:03 PM (136wp)
Don't make me tweet a pic of my junk.
Posted by: tangonine at June 03, 2011 08:04 AM (x3YFz)
Silky needed to launder the mistress money because Elizabeth read the banking statements.
BINGO!!!ELEVENTY!!
Lizzie was the brains behind the operations. She controlled the purse strings. I bet she was one of those wives that had her husband on an "allowance"--she probably gave him a couple of hundred dollars each week. He probably wasn't allowed to use the debit card or any credit cards. You know she ran a tight ship. I think she was able to overlook the cheating because she, like Hillary was herself politically ambitious. She could not, however, overlook the bastard child. That was an humiliation she was unable to bear.
Posted by: runningrn at June 03, 2011 08:05 AM (ihSHD)
Posted by: ADK46er at June 03, 2011 12:02 PM (/xLMV)
got to 270 to win dot com, then plug the 04 map and switch OH to blue, wow that's 1 ugly map to win with, it would have looked like Kerry lost
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at June 03, 2011 08:06 AM (UzBwz)
With all the dicks from the Democratic Party in the news lately, I guess it's no wonder that AoSHQ is all weiner all the time!
Posted by: runningrn at June 03, 2011 08:06 AM (ihSHD)
Posted by: blaster at June 03, 2011 08:08 AM (l5dj7)
Posted by: mpfs at June 03, 2011 08:09 AM (iYbLN)
Will Edwards be able to get a special hair care attendant?
I'm sure there will be plenty of boyz in the Big House who would love to play with Edwards hair...
Posted by: runningrn at June 03, 2011 08:10 AM (ihSHD)
Posted by: sydney jane at June 03, 2011 08:10 AM (WDFri)
Posted by: t-bird at June 03, 2011 08:11 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: AnonymousGeek at June 03, 2011 08:12 AM (Q3GNN)
got to 270 to win dot com, then plug the 04 map and switch OH to blue, wow that's 1 ugly map to win with, it would have looked like Kerry lost
My bad... Maybe my memory is failing me but I could swear I once heard Kerry claiming that he'd have won if only 60,0000 voters in Ohio had switched their votes. BTW the 60,000 switching is his way of saying he lost by 120,000.
Posted by: ADK46er at June 03, 2011 08:15 AM (/xLMV)
Posted by: Rielle Hunter at June 03, 2011 08:21 AM (Ew27I)
Posted by: ADK46er at June 03, 2011 08:26 AM (/xLMV)
Posted by: Sexy corsets at June 03, 2011 08:27 AM (FfV9+)
Posted by: The Robot Devil at June 03, 2011 11:31 AM (136wp)
Kevorkian?
Piker.
Posted by: Kermit Gosnell at June 03, 2011 08:41 AM (1+OO5)
Posted by: hugh at June 03, 2011 08:57 AM (jlVeY)
Posted by: mikeyslaw at June 03, 2011 09:18 AM (QMGr1)
This might be a double post- please not to forget Kwami Kilpatrick, an Irish kinsman of JEF O'Bama, and disgraced mayor/pimp of Detroit.
Posted by: Chariots of Toast at June 03, 2011 09:22 AM (XyjRQ)
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Posted by: curious at June 03, 2011 10:01 AM (k1rwm)
Posted by: Portnoy at June 03, 2011 10:09 AM (azgo2)
Sadly, I don't think Liz is doing much laughing in Heaven. More like she might get a five minute celebration break from doing the backstroke through the lake of burning hair and tar.
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