March 27, 2011

NATO: Fine, We'll Take This Libya Thing
— DrewM

Well, this is certainly a red letter day in our kinetic military action time-limited, scope-limited military action WAR in Libya. Now NATO will be in charge of not just the No Fly Zone but also the ground strikes to protect civilians.

Reuters news agency quoted one Nato official as saying: "Nato has decided today to implement all aspects of the UN resolution 1973 to protect civilians and civilian-populated areas under threat of attack from the Gaddafi regime."

Nato Secretary-General Anders Fogh Rasmussen said the takeover by Nato was "immediate".

However one diplomat, quoted by Associated Press, said the logistics of the transfer from US leadership could take several days.

Our correspondent says precise operational details have not been revealed by Nato but there will be a high-level committee of representatives from all of the countries taking part, in order to give broad political guidance to the campaign.

The Nato announcement came after a week of heated discussion among members, with Turkey and France in particular wary of a Nato leading role

How many more planes and ships does NATO have that aren't already involved? Right, none. So instead of the USA Africa Command running the show a Canadian general (or some such person) will be in charge. Of course that officer will be working under the military head of NATO who happens to be...an American admiral.

All of this pretty much glosses over the fact that NATO is pretty much a US show anyway. Apparently the added value is, um, a committee to run the war on which Turkey (a country that doesn't want to get rid of Gadaffi or attack his military too hard) more or less gets a veto.

Welcome to the Obama administration definition of progress. Now that the US is out of the lead (at least technically) it will be safe for Obama to come out and talk tomorrow night about this war that we're not really in or actually in charge of.

Added: Below the fold a visual explanation of the Obama/NATO leadership switch.

Posted by: DrewM at 11:55 AM | Comments (128)
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1 This is lowest type of political ass covering I have ever seen, and I have seen a hell of a lot.

Posted by: navybrat at March 27, 2011 11:59 AM (KD1Am)

2 As a smart moron pointed out before, this is about plausible deniability if things turn to shit.

Posted by: toby928™ at March 27, 2011 12:00 PM (GTbGH)

3 LOL, MSNBC was showing snippets of past Presidential announcements of military attacks by the US... One was Clinton, assuring us that American soldiers and airmen would be under the control of an American general. When did this six foot tall turd sullying the White House decide it was SO important that an American not be in charge of American servicemen?

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 27, 2011 12:02 PM (kUaEF)

4 bump

Posted by: toby928™ at March 27, 2011 12:02 PM (GTbGH)

5 THIS IS AN EVEN BETTER PLAN! NOW we're going to put the countries who used to colonize this region at gunpoint in charge of bombing them again until they get a government they approve of, unless the country that held all these countries as part of its EMPIRE, Turkey, tells them not to. There is absolutely ZERO grounds for conflict in this plan. IT CANNOT FAIL.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at March 27, 2011 12:03 PM (qvify)

6 crap, I made it worse

Posted by: toby928™ at March 27, 2011 12:03 PM (GTbGH)

7 BTW, it's "NATO," not "Nato." As I understand it, the difference is approximately the same as that between DILDO and Dildo.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 27, 2011 12:03 PM (kUaEF)

8 Open tag Drew .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 27, 2011 12:05 PM (npr0X)

9 Or not .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 27, 2011 12:05 PM (npr0X)

10 No!  Fuck you Drew!

Only we are allowed to criticize the president!!

You're not allowed to criticize President McAwesome!

This is just like Iraq!

Posted by: erg Mcturd at March 27, 2011 12:05 PM (BP6Z1)

11 2 As a smart moron pointed out before, this is about plausible deniability if when things turn to shit.

Posted by: toby928™ at March 27, 2011 04:00 PM (GTbGH)

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at March 27, 2011 12:06 PM (wjt+8)

12 It's a trap!

Posted by: admiral ackbar at March 27, 2011 12:06 PM (GTbGH)

13 ; font-style: italic;"> ;"> ; text-decoration: line-through;">if ;">when ; font-style: italic;">things turn to shit.

We might muddle through.  If we do, it was all Barry's doing, if we don't, blame Canada.

Posted by: toby928™ at March 27, 2011 12:07 PM (GTbGH)

14 It's an Ackbar!

Posted by: Trap at March 27, 2011 12:07 PM (wjt+8)

15 Lord, this is a crappy commenting system.

Posted by: toby928™ at March 27, 2011 12:08 PM (GTbGH)

16 I wonder how much this announcement cost us. You know this absolutely had to be done before the Oblabla teleprompter was programmed on Monday.

Posted by: Meddler at March 27, 2011 12:08 PM (XDmNw)

17 Get back! It's a blowjob!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 27, 2011 12:08 PM (kUaEF)

18 So, where is this NATO country and who are the NATOANS?

Posted by: nickless at March 27, 2011 12:10 PM (MMC8r)

19 Does NATO Secretary-General Anders Fogh Rasmussen, by any chance, happen to wear a light gray Nehru suit and commonly gesticulate with his right pinkie?

Posted by: Arbalest at March 27, 2011 12:10 PM (0uVho)

20 It's a dessert topping!

Posted by: Dan Aykroyd at March 27, 2011 12:10 PM (wjt+8)

21 and a floor wax

Posted by: toby928™ at March 27, 2011 12:11 PM (GTbGH)

22 Say what you will about Anders Fogh Rasmusse, but at least his fucking middle name is not Hussein. And I bet we could see his birth certificate anytime we asked for it.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 27, 2011 12:11 PM (kUaEF)

23 Hang on, Rams!  You're on fire!

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2011 12:11 PM (BP6Z1)

24 Damned if you do, damned if you don't is a bitch isn't it Barry? At least W was probably protecting America. Who are you protecting again? Would have sucked to just let gaddafy "show no mercy", for sure. Tough call. Remind you of anything your entire party was campaigning against since, say, early 2002 before we even invaded Iraq you fucking turd? A little similar except for the part about probably protecting Americans. That probably part made it a no brainer. No wonder you are still waffling you amateur tiddly wink playing dumb ass that brings your custom made tiddly winks to a chess tournament. Contingencies galore... poor baby.

Posted by: i miss W at March 27, 2011 12:12 PM (Epj2t)

25 All of this pretty much glosses over the fact that NATO is pretty much a US show anyway. Apparently the added value is, um, a committee to run the war on which Turkey more or less gets a veto.

Turkey, the quasi-Islamist state that has already put its fingers in ours (and Israel's) eyes. 

What can possibly go wrong?

Oh, and if it is true that the rebels are really Al-Queda, Hezbollah affiliated, should we change the acronym to NATO?

NATO - North Africa Terrorist Organizer

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 27, 2011 12:12 PM (c0A3e)

26  In order that I may be troublesome and unpopular:

WHY are we not queuing up any land elements we can get going on short notice IN IRAQ... south of Al Quaim and the Euphrates... near what in OIF were known as H1 and H2.

Right on the boarder of SYRIA.

Fuck Libya. We can strangle them in their sleep.

Syria is the prize.

Posted by: I'm just asking, really at March 27, 2011 12:13 PM (0LZTz)

27 Nato Secretary-General Anders Fogh Rasmussen

That's it, we're foghed.

Posted by: nickless at March 27, 2011 12:13 PM (MMC8r)

28 I don't have time to discuss this in committee.

Posted by: Princess Leia at March 27, 2011 12:15 PM (cqZXM)

29 OT/
WTF?

VACAVILLE, Calif. -- Vacaville police said multiple pipe bombs have been located in the Browns Valley area on Sunday and have urged residents to be cautious.Investigators said the bombs have been wrapped to look like Sunday newspapers or other items that have been delivered to homes.

Posted by: lurker at March 27, 2011 12:15 PM (VQGEs)

30 WHY are we not queuing up any land elements we can get going on short notice IN IRAQ... south of Al Quaim and the Euphrates... near what in OIF were known as H1 and H2. Right on the boarder of SYRIAIRAN. Fuck Libya. We can strangle them in their sleep. Syria IRAN is the prize. Posted by: I'm just asking, really at March 27, 2011 04:13 PM (0LZTz) FTFY PERSIA DELENDA EST

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 27, 2011 12:15 PM (kUaEF)

31 Fuck this comments section SUCKS

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 27, 2011 12:15 PM (kUaEF)

32 Syria is the prize.

Syria is a crown jewel on the prize crown known as Iran.  Without direct Iranian funding to Syria and Syrian-proxies like Hezbollah, Syria would be pretty much an non-entity.  They probably couldn't even afford Nork help with their WMDs anymore.

27 Nato Secretary-General Anders Fogh Rasmussen

That's it, we're foghed.

Heh.  Rush mentioned last week that all these Secretary-Generals of NATO sound like Bond villains. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 27, 2011 12:16 PM (c0A3e)

33

Hey, what did Nostradamus have to say about this?

Posted by: CDR M at March 27, 2011 12:16 PM (y67bA)

34 Wanna see Baracket Obama's bracket go up in flames?

Go Rams!!

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2011 12:16 PM (BP6Z1)

35 CC: close them strikethru tags, brother.

Posted by: I'm just asking, really at March 27, 2011 12:16 PM (0LZTz)

36 WHY are we not queuing up any land elements we can get going on short notice IN IRAQ... south of Al Quaim and the Euphrates... near what in OIF were known as H1 and H2. Right on the boarder of SYRIA IRAN. Fuck Libya. We can strangle them in their sleep. Syria IRAN is the prize. Posted by: I'm just asking, really at March 27, 2011 04:13 PM (0LZTz) FTFY PERSIA DELENDA EST

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 27, 2011 12:17 PM (kUaEF)

37 Nato has decided today to implement all aspects of the UN resolution 1973 to protect civilians and civilian-populated areas under threat of attack from the Gaddafi regime.

My military assets are available, but of course I must command the entire theater of operations.

Posted by: The Pope at March 27, 2011 12:17 PM (P18+/)

38 Remember in 2007 when getting involved in another country's civil war (not that we were) was declared a fool's errand?

Yeah, me neither.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 27, 2011 12:17 PM (QgI7g)

39 35 CC: close them strikethru tags, brother. Posted by: I'm just asking, really at March 27, 2011 04:16 PM (0LZTz) I know, I KNOW...

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 27, 2011 12:17 PM (kUaEF)

40
To clarify my point about Republicans pre-WWII...

From what I understand, Republicans and most Americans were content on being isolationists in 1940. People were worried Roosevelt was going to go to war to help Britain, but during his reelection campaign he promised not to send our men into the war.

So my understanding was that Republicans, pre-Pearl Harbor, definitely wanted to stay out of the war in Europe.

Posted by: Sunday Soothsayer at March 27, 2011 12:18 PM (sPHjn)

41

Don't think of NATO as a bunch of pussy socialist Euro states commanding American military personnel.  Think of it as America's League of Super Friends.

Posted by: King Barry I "Piehole" at March 27, 2011 12:18 PM (QKKT0)

42 i was bluffing about that whole show no mercy thing... can we be friends again? you know what? i want a new hat. you guys rewrite history and i'll go find me a new hat. deal?

Posted by: M Gadaffy at March 27, 2011 12:18 PM (Epj2t)

43 33

Hey, what did Nostradamus have to say about this?

Forget Nostro - he's a false prophet.  Read Revelations and Ezekiel for what to expect next.

/I'm kidding...mostly. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 27, 2011 12:19 PM (c0A3e)

44 Wake me up when NYC and DC start glowing at night.

Posted by: Hous Bin Pharteen at March 27, 2011 12:20 PM (V+/pV)

45

Don't think of NATO as a bunch of pussy socialist Euro states commanding American military personnel.  Think of it as America's League of Super Friends.

Posted by: King Barry I "Piehole" at March 27, 2011 04:18 PM (QKKT0)


Palin Steele just got a boner.

Posted by: nickless at March 27, 2011 12:20 PM (MMC8r)

46
oh, did you hear this?

Gov Scott in FL said 'no thanks' to federal money for rail "for political reasons."* So a few MA Democrats said, "We'll take it!" Like it's free money, or something.

*gotta love ABC News

Posted by: Sunday Soothsayer at March 27, 2011 12:21 PM (sPHjn)

47 K(GoS): Syria is a crown jewel on the prize crown known as Iran.

Understood, but Syria is where Iran is projecting it's Hezbollah nonsense. We have a real chance at tipping Syria NOW- like knocking Italy out of the fight against the Axis.


Posted by: I'm just asking, really at March 27, 2011 12:21 PM (0LZTz)

48 baracket obama ---- awesome. sure are some smart funny people in these threads.

Posted by: i like blueberry muffins at March 27, 2011 12:22 PM (Epj2t)

49

Posted by: M Gadaffy at March 27, 2011 04:18 PM (Epj2t)

You were bluffin' with your muffin?  Ewww.

Posted by: Lady Gaga at March 27, 2011 12:22 PM (BuYeH)

50 Forget Nostro - he's a false prophet. Read Revelations and Ezekiel for what to expect next. /I'm kidding...mostly. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 27, 2011 04:19 PM (c0A3e) I'm not! Food Insurance, my friends... Food Insurance!

Posted by: Glenn Beck at March 27, 2011 12:22 PM (kUaEF)

51 NATO will make a monkey fucking a football look like a flying Wallenda. I have thunk bout this for awhile and I have come to the conclusion that K Daffy should have been allowed to whack the rebels. After all, it's muzzie brotherhood anyhow. When he is done, we can kill him for the Pan Am and Disco bombings. But we know the truth. Obamalamadingdong wants the mullahs in charge of everything so they can invade and destroy Israel. He has not thunk this one through because Israel has got nukes and will turn the middle east into a big fucking oven long before any Jew sees another one.

Posted by: oldsailor's poet at March 27, 2011 12:22 PM (oBXlb)

52 Gov Scott in FL said 'no thanks' to federal money for rail "for political reasons."* So a few MA Democrats said, "We'll take it!" Like it's free money, or something.

I've said it before and I'll say it again... Would somebody please buy Joe Biden a fucking train set?

Posted by: Johnny at March 27, 2011 12:23 PM (mhmc7)

53 Syria should be whacked, for one they deserve it, and  the other thing is it would annoy iran to no fucking end.

Posted by: Berserker at March 27, 2011 12:23 PM (gWHrG)

54

at least one good thing about NATO taking over, Americans are still in charge of American military

next point, everyone knows this, who the hell does the fraud think he's fooling by saying there won't be an American face to this?  most independents know this, repubs know this, the dems are too stupid to think for themselves and the world knows and sees this.

Frankly, i don't even understand why the hell we are doing this?!?  who are these rebels?  there is a UK telegraph story that the rebels have admitted al-queda is helping the rebels, why the hell are are we helping the rebels then???

at least with gaddfy we know how bad of a man he is, but he is a known evil, he is not al-queda,  and now we are helping the rebels who are allied with al-queda?!?!

whether gaddafly goes or stays, we come out with a loss, if he stays, he's now one pissed off man with the resources to cause trouble as he did in the past, if he goes, al-queda friendly rebels take over.

how is this going to help America?  and yes, it all come down to that, either it helps our interest or no. We're broke, unless its in our interest, we can't be doing things that aren't in our interest, if we weren't broke I could see all sorts of humanatarian efforts, that's fine.

we're borrowing from the chinease to fight another war in libya where we have no national interests. I don't understand any of this!

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-dem at March 27, 2011 12:23 PM (ACkhT)

55
and speaking of MA...

it's cold up here. 24 degrees this morning. It's been cold up here since October.

Which means that in July, the Global Warmists will issue a new report telling us Winter 2010/2011 was the hottest on record.




Posted by: Sunday Soothsayer at March 27, 2011 12:23 PM (sPHjn)

56 48 baracket obama ---- awesome. sure are some smart funny people in these threads.

Posted by: i like blueberry muffins at March 27, 2011 04:22 PM (Epj2t)

--Happily stolen from Steyn.

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2011 12:23 PM (BP6Z1)

57 So this will be Obama's I did not have sexual relations with that woman moment?

Posted by: momma at March 27, 2011 12:26 PM (penCf)

58 Food Insurance, my friends...

Gold!!

Posted by: g gordon liddy at March 27, 2011 12:26 PM (GTbGH)

59 So my understanding was that Republicans, pre-Pearl Harbor, definitely wanted to stay out of the war in Europe.

yep.  Charles Lindbergh was a big ole isolationist, until about the morning of December 7th, 1941.  For some reason, he changed his mind, as did the rest of the country.

And yes, the Japs bombed Pearl, but Hitler declared war shortly thereafter.

Posted by: pep at March 27, 2011 12:26 PM (P18+/)

60 It's a quagmire I tell ya'.....A QUAGMIRE! Wait, Bush is still President, right?

Posted by: Jon Carry's Boat at March 27, 2011 12:27 PM (N2Nxj)

61 ""He has not thunk this one through because Israel has got nukes and will turn the middle east into a big fucking oven long before any Jew sees another one.""


yeah, I said the other day that if I was Israel I would be polishing my nukes. I would burn the whole fucking ME before getting invaded. It really is a live or die decision for them.

Posted by: Berserker at March 27, 2011 12:27 PM (gWHrG)

62  Check out my dialogue with our good friends in the middle east. I am a Light Worker. That is why I have such a deep understanding of the problems we face. You won't understand some of the dialogue, but watch it anyway.

Posted by: Barack Obama the Magnificent at March 27, 2011 12:27 PM (Epj2t)

63

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-dem at March 27, 2011 04:23 PM (ACkhT)

Hate to break it to you but the MFM laps up everything Obummer does.  Hook, line, and sinker.  They'll say whatever the administration wants it to say.  If Obummer says NATO is in charge with a wink, the MFM will say it to the American public with a straight face.

Posted by: Lady Gaga at March 27, 2011 12:28 PM (cqZXM)

64

"Nato has decided today to implement all aspects of the UN resolution 1973 to protect civilians and civilian-populated areas under threat of attack from the Gaddafi regime."

Sooo... NATO has decided to 'protect' a foreign countries citizens, from its own Government... how is that NOT a war of aggresion?

Annnnddddd.... still no vote from Congress...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 27, 2011 12:28 PM (NtXW4)

65 Damn sock.  Off!

Posted by: CDR M at March 27, 2011 12:28 PM (BuYeH)

66 I have thunk bout this for awhile and I have come to the conclusion that K Daffy should have been allowed to whack the rebels. After all, it's muzzie brotherhood anyhow. When he is done, we can kill him for the Pan Am and Disco bombings.

This is a far more intelligent approach than anything I have seen coming from the White House.  It has the additional virtue of reminding other bad actors that we don't forget.  Naturally, it will never happen.

Posted by: pep at March 27, 2011 12:29 PM (P18+/)

67
yeah, and Obama should stop lying about what our Air Force is doing.

We [Obama] chose sides; we're not just protecting Libyans from GKaddafi.
Obama decided to help the 'rebels' whoever they are. He chose sides.

Posted by: Sunday Soothsayer at March 27, 2011 12:31 PM (sPHjn)

68 The aspirin factories of Labia are on red alert.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 27, 2011 12:32 PM (qIHlG)

69 Berserker: ...it would annoy iran to no fucking end.

I'ma thinkin' it might be the kind of strategic setback that gets Achmeddy-i-job whacked.

Posted by: I'm just asking, really at March 27, 2011 12:33 PM (0LZTz)

70 Watch out, Chinese Embassy.

Posted by: toby928™ at March 27, 2011 12:33 PM (GTbGH)

71 Posted by: CDR M at March 27, 2011 04:28 PM (BuYeH)

Okay, how did you get BuYeH as a hash?  I don't remember seeing that before and I'm more than a little jealous.

Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2011 12:34 PM (zxpIo)

72

VCU!

No number one seeds will be in the Final 4.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 27, 2011 12:35 PM (dWPyO)

73 Hahahahaha.  It never fucking fails!

Obama takes all four #1 seeds and all four fail to make the Final Four for the first time since 1957.

Too damn funny.

Posted by: Johnny at March 27, 2011 12:35 PM (mhmc7)

74 53 Syria should be whacked, for one they deserve it, and  the other thing is it would annoy iran to no fucking end.

If we can go after Ghaddafi because of past terrorist actions, why can't we go after Syria and Assad for their past (and present) support of a terrorist organization that before 9/11 was responsible for more American deaths than any other such terrorist group? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 27, 2011 12:36 PM (c0A3e)

75 Every time I try to watch VCU they start to lose. I had to stop watching.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 27, 2011 12:36 PM (qIHlG)

76
Obama decided to help the 'rebels' whoever they are. He chose sides.

Posted by: Sunday Soothsayer at March 27, 2011 04:31 PM (sPHjn)

Obama said he would "side with the Muslims" and he told the truth in this instance, but the rest of his high-minded proclamations are lies. 

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 27, 2011 12:36 PM (ZHsNw)

77 T928: Watch out, Chinese Embassy.

$10 empty tents and camel butts hardest hit.

Posted by: I'm just asking, really at March 27, 2011 12:36 PM (0LZTz)

78 NATO: The most expensive fig leaf in B. Hussein Obama's arsenal.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 27, 2011 12:37 PM (AZGON)

79
/prophet mode on

Two things are brewing now because of Obama, Sarkozy, and Cameron.
1. This escalating mess is backing the dictactors into a corner and one of them will act rashly.
2. This is a perfect opportunity for North Korea to do something really stupid to seek attention.

Either case, a mushroom cloud will ensue.

/prophet mode off

Posted by: Sunday Soothsayer at March 27, 2011 12:37 PM (sPHjn)

80 Watch out, Chinese Embassy. That would start some shit, have some dumbass french pilot stick a 500 pounder through the roof of the Chinese embassy, WTF. That's ok, eventually the two toughest kids on the playground are gonns fight. We might as well go after those dog eating fucks. If we don't, our children will have too. I would rather do the fighting now while we have a decent, battle hardened, military.

Posted by: oldsailor's poet at March 27, 2011 12:38 PM (oBXlb)

81 I notice ESPN.com hasn't had hourly updates on the status of OWaffle's bracket in a week.  Hmmm....

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 27, 2011 12:38 PM (dWPyO)

82
oh, and just wait until next week or so when Obama goes to Congress for a supplemental to fund this ill-conceived mission

Posted by: Sunday Soothsayer at March 27, 2011 12:39 PM (sPHjn)

83 Anyone who thinks that it wasn't AMERICAN assets that did the heavy lifting and will not be doing all the dirty jobs is a moron and asshole. Oh yeah and that means the asshole in the White House.

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 27, 2011 12:40 PM (7wmOW)

84
..a moron and asshole............

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 27, 2011 04:40 PM (7wmOW)

Considering when you're posting, that's probably a compliment.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 27, 2011 12:41 PM (ZHsNw)

85 Let me be clear, the 1000 pound iron bomb that fell on Governor Walker's residence was a regrettable accident that occurred in the fog of the international Libyan temporary kinetic military action. I am spending every waking minute paneling a committee to investigate the responsibility of NATO acting without consultation with higher authority, such as CNN or my wife.

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama on the cell phone, near the putting green at March 27, 2011 12:41 PM (AZGON)

86 Heavy lifting . . . heh, reminds me of my wedding night. 

Posted by: Barry S. at March 27, 2011 12:42 PM (zxpIo)

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2011 12:42 PM (BP6Z1)

88 You knew I would haunt you.

Posted by: The Mission Creep at March 27, 2011 12:42 PM (4Kl5M)

89 33

Hey, what did Nostradamus have to say about this?

Posted by: CDR M at March 27, 2011 04:16 PM (y67bA) 


When the skinny chocolate rises to the big chair,

In Libya fire, brimstone, bad couture,

The witch of Arkansas flees to Sagittarius.

Posted by: Hey, it makes as much stuff as the other predictions at March 27, 2011 12:43 PM (Nvw83)

90 76 Every time I try to watch VCU they start to lose. I had to stop watching.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 27, 2011 04:36 PM (qIHlG)

--Whatever it takes.

I want Gus Johnson to call the VCU-Butler game!

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2011 12:46 PM (BP6Z1)

91 72 Posted by: CDR M at March 27, 2011 04:28 PM (BuYeH)

Okay, how did you get BuYeH as a hash?  I don't remember seeing that before and I'm more than a little jealous.

Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2011 04:34 PM (zxpIo)

Heh.  I don't know.  I keep getting new ones here at work.  JSetW is another one.

Posted by: CDR M at March 27, 2011 12:47 PM (Mv/2X)

92 Jamie Skeen is winning!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 27, 2011 12:47 PM (dWPyO)

93 So if it's the Arabs' 1848, does that make George W. Bush the Arabs' Communist Manifesto?

Posted by: FUBAR at March 27, 2011 12:48 PM (McG46)

94

someones bracket is totally toasted now!!!

Posted by: itchytriggerfinger at March 27, 2011 12:48 PM (2KFyP)

95 OT:  Are we allowed to use You Know Who's NCAA bracket as a highly descriptive metaphor at this point?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2011 12:48 PM (7utQ2)

96 Dang, VCU.

I love it.

Would make a Butler loss more palpable.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 27, 2011 12:50 PM (/KbPl)

97 Uh, the, uh, Kansas Jayhawks, uh, acted stupidly.

Posted by: Baracket Obama at March 27, 2011 12:50 PM (BP6Z1)

98

Posted by: Sunday Soothsayer at March 27, 2011 04:37 PM (sPHjn)

This 'rebellion' is all in lead up to the coming Caliphate.  The Moslem Brotherhood will control all these uprisings (as they are now taking control of the political reapproachment in Egypt), and will soon start to band together into a 'Greater Caliphate' structured as an Islam based 'Union' (think EU but with teeth).

They will gain GREAT Face (in the oriental concept) by 'tricking' the US into helping them gain power, thus showing they are the 'Strong Horse'... and thus gain control of the MidEast oil assets... and will then hold the Wests Economy in its grip...

All the while Hussein Obama will dither... allowing them to gain control.

Posted by: Cassandra at March 27, 2011 12:50 PM (NtXW4)

99 Oh and Charles Barkley's announcing?? Turrible. Just turrible.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 27, 2011 12:53 PM (/KbPl)

100 Hey, what did Nostradamus have to say about this?

About 25 years ago I started reading his "prophecies" but didn't make it too far in. The one thing I did remember was he (supposedly) predicted that the Eagle and the Bear would need to join forces to beat the Dragon, or some such shit.

Of course, Nostradmus speaks to us through interpretations by others. You know, the same way that history is "framed" by journolists.

Posted by: Whatever! at March 27, 2011 12:54 PM (piMMO)

101

All the while Hussein Obama will dither... allowing them to gain control.

Carter's foreign policy screw-up, Iran, has been working against us for over 30 years.  When Barack Hussein Obama, mmm, mmm, mmm, is finished, we may have several more Irans in the ME, all flush with oil cash.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 27, 2011 12:54 PM (c0A3e)

102 This 'rebellion' is all in lead up to the coming Caliphate.  The Moslem Brotherhood will control all these uprisings (as they are now taking control of the political reapproachment in Egypt), and will soon start to band together into a 'Greater Caliphate' structured as an Islam based 'Union' (think EU but with teeth).

I guess the only silver lining is that we can stop playing this "our moderate Muslim friends need our help fighting extremist Muslims" farce.

Posted by: Johnny at March 27, 2011 12:55 PM (mhmc7)

103 100 Oh and Charles Barkley's announcing?? Turrible. Just turrible.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 27, 2011 04:53 PM (/KbPl)

--As Shaq would say, it's worse than horrible, worse than awful: it's horrawful.

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2011 12:56 PM (BP6Z1)

104

What? Kansas lost? No, the b-ball party is still on, I don't have much else to do anyway.

Yeah, I'm bummed too so I'm gonna play another nine.

Later, white boy!

 

Posted by: President Wormburner McMulligan at March 27, 2011 12:56 PM (QisdI)

105 Rams win!!!!!

I'm from Saint Louis. What do these words mean?

Posted by: nickless at March 27, 2011 12:58 PM (MMC8r)

106 It's a cookbook!

Posted by: Donna at March 27, 2011 12:59 PM (DhK9/)

107 Sorry, my kids were screaming so I couldn't finish my thought:

So this will be Obama's I did not have sexual relations with that woman moment?....

It depends on what your definition of NATO is. 

If by NATO you mean, unilateral, world-backed, unprecedented, not-American then Yes!  I'm a black president bringing the world together.

If by NATO you mean America's arms, money, toys then .....I'm the first, unprecedented black President you assholes.  See first definition motherfuckers, or Homeland security will be at your house ASAP. Damn right wing terrorists.

Michelle, Michelle, those white crackers be questioning me again.  Where's my damn manicurist?  Where's my fruity drink with the damn umbrella?  Where's my adoring fans sound track?

Posted by: momma at March 27, 2011 01:03 PM (penCf)

108 BaracketFail needs a thread of its own.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2011 01:04 PM (tSpro)

109 ESPN:  6 million brackets submitted.  192 had Butler & VCU.  20 had both + UConn.

Posted by: Johnny at March 27, 2011 01:06 PM (mhmc7)

110
March Madness this year was unprecedentedly outside the normal metrics of logic based handicapping. 

Posted by: Barky the Dithering Dork at March 27, 2011 01:07 PM (ZHsNw)

111 You B-Ball people sound like you are having big fun. I wish I gave a shit. BTW, Tony Stewart is leading in California.

Posted by: oldsailor's poet at March 27, 2011 01:08 PM (oBXlb)

112

Posted by: oldsailor's poet at March 27, 2011 05:08 PM (oBXlb)

Man you should've signed up for the Moron Fantasy League.

Posted by: CDR M at March 27, 2011 01:10 PM (JSetw)

113 I could have won, I could have been a contender! From what I understand people that don't know shit about B-Ball usually win these bracket competitions anyway.

Posted by: oldsailor's poet at March 27, 2011 01:12 PM (oBXlb)

114 I thought College Basketball was the one thing King Barack knows better than The Constitution?

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2011 01:14 PM (UiiAv)

115 My fucking quatrain
to foretell Libyan win
reduced to haiku

Posted by: Nostradumbass feeling the bite of a harsh economy at March 27, 2011 01:18 PM (FaFnu)

116
President Obama knows a lot about round ball, and I watched him shoot hoops in his tight short with his impressive manhood member and very large testes pressing firmly against his shorts.  It was very hot, and I could feel tingles in my taco.

Posted by: Okra Winfrey, Obama Admirer at March 27, 2011 01:18 PM (ZHsNw)

117 99 This 'rebellion' is all in lead up to the coming Caliphate.
______

You have to let the Caliphate form so you can smack it down.

Posted by: General N. Pelosi, strategic soopergenius at March 27, 2011 01:18 PM (6fER6)

118

I think that getting rid of Col Q was and is necessary. He knows how to run a country and has done it for 40 years. During that time, he's caused many American deaths, and looks to be the cause of Pan Am 103. He knows how to work the Western business world, and the Europeans, at least will likely give him just about everything he wants.

I speculate that Col Q's WMDs are now mostly Libyan-backed business concerns in Europe: individually, they look like reasonable, innocuous activities, but add certain select parts together, and something ugly appears. I speculate further that Saddam did the same, and that in 50 years or so, the pieces will slowly surface.

This is real Palin-Steele / Red Skull stuff, but when one has the desire and the money but no resources, and major players actively and effectively blocking efforts (and Col Q and Saddam fit this profile), the possibility is there.

Col Q has been a very serious threat for many years. Now that he sees who his friends are (not us or Europe), we can expect real trouble from him ... I wonder if he would base Iranian missiles in Benghazi ... more likely, the 90% of Libya that is desert ... he's a blackhead that needs to go.


I don't like the Muslim Brotherhood or other Islamics taking over countries, or even neighborhoods, but it looks like it might have happened in Egypt already.

Fortunately for us:

1. The successful rate of Islamics running countries is very low. Anything more advanced than a pre-industrial tribe is beyond them. Iran is a disaster, although it may not look it; Iran is decaying from an essentially modern 1978 through something in the '30s to ...

2. The Muslim Brotherhood and other Islamics have a non-Western mindset and attitudes and are very likely to act accordingly. Hassan "chop" Nasrallah and Mookie al-Sadr have the wisdom and maturity of 12 y.o.s, as do most of the clerics seen on Egyptian and Saudi TV.  Remember al-Gomaa and his public quest for Mo's Temple of Poo (2006-2007 IIRC, before the other clerics at al-Azhar shut him up)? How about the Egyptian Cat-Meat Fool in Australia? Their actions will be public and wake up very many in the West.

3. A big slice of the Egyptian (and Libyan, Tunisian Algerian and Syrian, and certainly TURKISH) population are quite familiar with Western "stuff", satellite TV, cell phones, cars, shopping malls, and quite probably are also familiar with how life is under shari'a. Making the pilgramage to Mecca once, and experiencing shari'a as the Saudis implement it, might be acceptible ... but not being able to go home and leave it behind ... I think there will be lots of internal trouble ...


Bottom line:

1. Col Q and problems like him are serious threats, more so than the MB today and for the next few years. Flushing them now, for a cleaner bowl, males a lot of sense.

 and

2. The Muslim Brotherhood and other Islamics are more likely to drive Egypt and Libya into abject poverty than to pose a serious threat to us TODAY and for the next several years. I think they are quite likely to anger their indigenous people, thus ending their credibility, perhaps forever.

... and 3:

3. Big 0's (and his personal staff's) abject incompetence in the Libyan affair is astounding, and everyone sees it. The longer he runs things his way, the more he bumbles and breaks things ...credibility, political loyalty, etc.  The kinetic effects of his bumbling are astounding. Even the Left are quickly distancing themseles from Big 0, and I think it's more due to his apparent incompetence than his policy.

 I can hardly wait to see the collisions generated by his next Teleprompter shot ... like golfing duffing in a china shop ...

Posted by: Arbalest at March 27, 2011 01:33 PM (0uVho)

119 I got my powerful fifth grade brain on it, wingnuts.

Posted by: B. Hussein Bodine at March 27, 2011 01:38 PM (dYKl3)

120 I got my powerful fifth grade brain on it, wingnuts.

I'm gonna be me a double naught spy!

Posted by: Beverly Hillbillies Fan at March 27, 2011 02:14 PM (uehxp)

121 This is like when my Dad and I would go in together on getting my Mom a mother's day gift. The necklace was technically from  my 10-year old punk-ass, except that it was my Dad's money. But I was the one who picked it out -- out of the three options my Dad let me choose from, at a store that he drove me to, in his car.

But hey, we were equal partners on that necklace. And I, technically, had final say, so I guess I was the senior partner. And I put in a week's allowance, too, don't forget that.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 27, 2011 02:15 PM (QcFbt)

122 123, Great analogy, spot the fuck on.

Posted by: oldsailor's poet at March 27, 2011 02:16 PM (oBXlb)

123 Arbalest, that sounds nice and all, but it's just wrong. Having surrendered his nukes after Saddam's capture and engaged in suppression of Al Qaeda elements in Libya, he was, up to a month ago, a slim net positive for us. Now whoever runs Libya when this is decided will be hostile to us (the rebels will be sure Allah gave them vistory and who are we to claim otherwise and by the way they are Al Qaeda). That's not an improvement in our situation.

And for all that they're backwards savages, let's not forget that 19 of them slew 3000 of us with box cutters and plane tickets. Who do you see in DC that's going to stop all VISAs to the emerging caliphate?

Posted by: Methos at March 27, 2011 02:46 PM (uqJo6)

124 See first definition motherfuckers, Posted by: momma at March 27, 2011 05:03 PM (penCf) Mom? Is that YOU??

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 27, 2011 04:36 PM (kUaEF)

125 See! I told you Obama was The One!

Posted by: Orca Winrey at March 27, 2011 04:37 PM (kUaEF)

126 Sorry Arbalest, your pronostication leaves Israel out. It won't work without the Arab prime directive being considered. My feeling is that this is inching towards a real war within two years. The ME has just figured out that BO is on their side. Took a while and a little probing, but it's obvious to them now. The radical will be in charge shortly. Hundreds of thousands of Muslims are going to die soon. I'm not saying by whose hand.

Posted by: Pawn at March 27, 2011 04:58 PM (1Ol6/)

127 That is useful information and its quite easy to come a croper if you are not vigilant.

Posted by: wholesale lingerie at March 27, 2011 11:03 PM (oCZRk)

128 Screw the UN and screw NATO its tiime to evict these bunch of war mongers and despots from america

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at March 28, 2011 07:12 AM (vA9ld)

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