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November 09, 2011

New Rick Perry Ad Focues on Biography, Accomplishments
— Ace

I'd like to be a cotton farmer, if you know what I mean.

Okay, so that's not the ad that Rick Perry released. However, it is effective, in my pants.

In related news, [insert sound effect].

Here's the actual ad, I guess for women, children, and homosexuals:

Thanks to JohnE. for the real ad, but thanks so much more to LauraW for the fake ad.

Posted by: Ace at 09:27 AM | Comments (155)
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1 So which one of those fine ladies is LauraW?

Posted by: Have Blue at November 09, 2011 09:29 AM (IKTC8)

2 Those are the anonymous babes harrassed by Cain. *I denounce myself*

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at November 09, 2011 09:31 AM (ZDUD4)

3 Rick Perry Ad - Christmas Tree Tax - nothing on Fast and Furious.

Posted by: An Observation at November 09, 2011 09:32 AM (ylhEn)

4
The one on the left has highly-placed nipples.

Posted by: soothie at November 09, 2011 09:32 AM (sqkOB)

5 Great ad! It's about time we got some exposure to the tits about Perry.

Truth!! Truth!! I mean the TRUTH about Perry.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 09, 2011 09:32 AM (kaalw)

6 Thumbs up for sparkly tits

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2011 09:32 AM (WkuV6)

7 I'll take one from column A and one from column B.

Posted by: chuck in st paul at November 09, 2011 09:32 AM (EhYdw)

8
Rick Perry has secured the cowboy hat voting bloc.

Posted by: soothie at November 09, 2011 09:32 AM (sqkOB)

9 I'm disappointed, he didn't call me heartless once. He's slipping.

Posted by: Jeff at November 09, 2011 09:32 AM (xJSSF)

10 An Observation, Blow me. Where's your link, if there's news? Should I just put up a post that says "Fast and Furious" and nothing more?

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2011 09:33 AM (nj1bB)

11
brb, watchin the vid in 480p

Posted by: soothie at November 09, 2011 09:33 AM (sqkOB)

12 Damn, somebody stole my marketing idea.

Posted by: The Christmas Tree Czar at November 09, 2011 09:34 AM (FcR7P)

13 I honestly believe with the demise of the Cain Campaign (according to new poll by Rasmussen), Newt could become the front-runner for the nomination within the next 30 days.

If people start to believe he can win the nomination he should be unstoppable.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at November 09, 2011 09:34 AM (uVlA4)

An Observation at November 09, 2011 01:32 PM (ylhEn)

um, is there a fast and furious post on your blog? link please,

Posted by: chas at November 09, 2011 09:34 AM (TKF1Y)

15 Rick Perry signed those boobs -- with his mind.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 09, 2011 09:34 AM (ENKCw)

16 Laura W is AWESOME to provide such fine viewing material. She obviously knows what motivates us morons.

Posted by: Ghost of John Brown at November 09, 2011 09:34 AM (MDPuk)

17 Rick Perry has good ads, he has a good message. I am betting he will overcome his early foibles and become a player. Not a playa, a player.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at November 09, 2011 09:35 AM (ZDUD4)

18 Screw Newt, he's dead to me since his global warming love fest on the sofa with Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: Jeff at November 09, 2011 09:35 AM (xJSSF)

19 Ace you should totally do that just for laughs.

Posted by: Joffen at November 09, 2011 09:35 AM (zLeKL)

20 Did those gals really write his name on their lady funbags?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 09, 2011 09:35 AM (AdRY3)

21 Don't you know, Ace? Rick Perry's demise is forever!!Eleventy! Voters will not come back to him because some commenters have pronounced his campaign completely over.

Posted by: Boone at November 09, 2011 09:35 AM (TpF5l)

22
Rick Perry won't try to force your head into his crotch.

Perry 2012

_^SCSFP

Posted by: soothie's campaign slogans for Perry at November 09, 2011 09:36 AM (sqkOB)

23 So when do we get to see the Ladd Ehlinger, "We're better than that!" Rick Perry ad with shotguns and ponies?

Posted by: Arms Merchant at November 09, 2011 09:36 AM (hW3KZ)

24 laceyunderalls at November 09, 2011 01:35 PM And you don't?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at November 09, 2011 09:36 AM (ZDUD4)

25 I wish I had studied Breast Penmanship in school. Those girls are good at it!

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2011 09:37 AM (FcR7P)

26 Curious has lots of friends that told her Perry's campain is over. Not only that, but Greg is worried that Perry is too flawed to recover. I'm nervous.

Posted by: Joffen at November 09, 2011 09:38 AM (zLeKL)

27 Okay, the jokes were kinda lame but it's the thought that counts, right?

One other observation - Rick Perry is such a bad-ass that women write his name on their boobs. It probably wasn't in erasable ink either,

btw, this move was inevitable:

Exclusive: French, Germans explore idea of core euro zone

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 09, 2011 09:38 AM (9hSKh)

28 All the women that Cain will lose over the sex-sex allegations will go over to Perry now.

Posted by: Cherry pi at November 09, 2011 09:38 AM (OhYCU)

29 Did those gals really write his name on their lady funbags?

It's very legible, which means they most have written on each others'. Which means the best part was not recorded.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 09, 2011 09:38 AM (SPC42)

30 My nipples are on my elbows. Mine are on my shoulders

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at November 09, 2011 09:38 AM (ZDUD4)

31
They're wearing boots.

Posted by: soothie's campaign slogans for Perry at November 09, 2011 09:39 AM (sqkOB)

32 21 Don't you know, Ace? Rick Perry's demise is forever!!Eleventy! Voters will not come back to him because some commenters have pronounced his campaign completely over.

Posted by: Boone at November 09, 2011 01:35 PM (TpF5l)

One word single word and your campaign is over, one horrible state bankrupting bill with your name on it, your inevitable

Posted by: Red Shirt at November 09, 2011 09:39 AM (FIDMq)

As someone with a popular website once told me, look at the polls.

Palin Perry is unelectable.

Posted by: jwest at November 09, 2011 09:39 AM (qeYI9)

34 there is F&F news. Something broke last night. But "An observation," the retard, should know the general procedure is to say "hey here's some news" not "find something and feed me."

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2011 09:39 AM (nj1bB)

35 the general procedure is to say "hey here's some news" not "find something and feed me."

Unless you're on a date with Meghan McCain.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 09, 2011 09:40 AM (SPC42)

36 They're giving me a good idea.

Everything Herm doesn't know I can just write out for him on my gargantuan cans.

Posted by: Pamela Tits McGee Geller at November 09, 2011 09:41 AM (AdRY3)

17- I think he can, but he is going to have to have some legitimately good debate performances. I don't know if he has to win, he may, but he has to place, (and show isn't good enough).

I think he had enough handicaps in the first debates that there is considerable room for improvement (back surgery, dealing with wildfires, being basically the only candidate who has responsibilities that aren't summed up by "running for president).

From everything I have heard, he is the only non-Romney who has a strong organization in Iowa (maybe Bachmann??), I think he can win Iowa, IF he can get his poll numbers up enough to keep people from not voting for him just because "he can't win." He doesn't have to be the frontrunner, he just has to be a legitimate choice.

Posted by: Boone at November 09, 2011 09:41 AM (TpF5l)

Rick Perry: He won't rape your women or socialize your medicine.

Rick Perry. Right for Conservatives. Right for America.

Posted by: Paid for by Rick Perry for President at November 09, 2011 09:41 AM (kaOJx)

39 I'd like a private meeting with that young lady in the striped top so I can expand upon my remarks.

Posted by: Herman Cain at November 09, 2011 09:41 AM (QKKT0)

40 OT: PSU - leading from behind

/ is it too early?

Posted by: Cherry pi at November 09, 2011 09:41 AM (OhYCU)

41 The video of Cain scrubbing that off will be on the ONT.

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2011 09:42 AM (WkuV6)

I may become reengaged in the primary campaign season if such stellar ads continue to be produced.

Blow me. Where's your link, if there's news?

ace, I most throw the penalty flag on this. The proper construction of that sentence is: Where's your link, if there's news? But first you will blow me.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 09, 2011 09:42 AM (VtjlW)

3 - Fast and Furious is not being investigated by the media either fast or furiously. Discuss amongst yourselves.

Posted by: Boone at November 09, 2011 09:42 AM (TpF5l)

44 Unfortunately, all of the air is sucked out of the room by those leeching harlots-with the help of the MFM. Oh....

Obama is a Stuttering Clusterf*ck of a Miserable Failure

Posted by: observer at November 09, 2011 09:42 AM (NsK5X)

45 One hump or two? TWO, PLEASE!

Posted by: Wodeshed at November 09, 2011 09:42 AM (SqTkk)

46 drudge's picture is too good. I think a six-year-old girl is schooling him on Lego use.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2011 09:43 AM (FcR7P)

47 Let the river run,
let all the dreamers wake the nation.
Come, the New Jerusalem

Posted by: James Loughner at November 09, 2011 09:43 AM (e8kgV)

48 uhh, 'him' being Obama.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2011 09:43 AM (FcR7P)

49 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at November 09, 2011 09:44 AM (8y9MW)

50 Rick Perry Ad - Christmas Tree Tax - nothing on Fast and Furious.

That fake ad brought up Fast and Furious for me. What's your problem?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 09, 2011 09:44 AM (tf9Ne)

51 I'm still a Perry fan. But mostly a booby fan.

Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2011 09:44 AM (q177U)

52 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure. I would also watch that ad if the girls were to film it.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2011 09:46 AM (FcR7P)

53 52 I'm still a Perry fan. But mostly a booby fan.

Cleavage is life in more ways than one.

Okay, that was *mostly* a proteolysis joke.

Ace posts this and a few minutes later, this pic shows up. Collusion!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 09, 2011 09:46 AM (9hSKh)

An Observation,

Blow me. Where's your link, if there's news?

ROTFL

On a serious note though, this tiny url shit is fucking annoying. I've been on tons of message boards that allow full urls, it's not brain surgery.

Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2011 09:46 AM (q177U)

55 Up titties twinkles. I mean twinkles!

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at November 09, 2011 09:47 AM (8y9MW)

56 Rick Perry broke immigration law by providing in-state tuition to children of illegals. He should be deported.

Posted by: Joffen at November 09, 2011 09:47 AM (zLeKL)

57 Rick Perry harassed us repeatedly and with malice!

Posted by: Anonymous Boll Weevils at November 09, 2011 09:47 AM (ggRof)

58 Cain is starting to give Mandingos a bad name. Man up herm, be more forceful next time.

Posted by: Mandingo at November 09, 2011 09:47 AM (vtmdf)

59 Rick Perry: Let me whip this out.

Posted by: runninrebel at November 09, 2011 09:49 AM (i3PJU)

LetÂ’s wait until after tonightÂ’s debate to see if Perry builds on his record of stellar performances.

If he holds true to form, heÂ’ll attack Cain for being a sex-crazed woman molester and then jump on Newt for divorcing his wife because she was in the hospital with cancer. Then, since he already confirmed that republicans are heartless, he will probably accuse the audience of being racists too.

Then again, he may have grown a brain by now. IÂ’ll hold off judgment until tomorrow.

Posted by: jwest at November 09, 2011 09:49 AM (qeYI9)

61 I've been on tons of message boards that allow full urls, it's not brain surgery.

Yeah- that's actually a bad plan, unless you have some serious horsepower to check every url linked on your page.

Remember, not all urls are nice- they can point to places that will download viruses and such. Using URL Shorteners doesn't help a whole lot, but it's better than nothing, and fits quite well with ace's lazy-fair attitude.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at November 09, 2011 09:49 AM (8y9MW)

62 Bestest political ad, evah!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 09, 2011 09:49 AM (4q5tP)

63 Women sexually harrass Rick Perry

Posted by: robtr at November 09, 2011 09:49 AM (MtwBb)

64 I'll be in my rape tent.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 09, 2011 09:50 AM (7PGQv)

65 If Perry has a bad debate tonight I will chalk it up to him trying to think of more ways to smear Herman Cain.

Posted by: Joffen at November 09, 2011 09:50 AM (zLeKL)

66 Rick Perry; Unlike Cain, I'll leave a stain.

Posted by: runninrebel at November 09, 2011 09:50 AM (i3PJU)

67 lazy-fair attitude. LOL, your not french are you?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at November 09, 2011 09:51 AM (ZDUD4)

68 Rick Perry refused to paint me over, or remove me, or denounce me, or something. Whatever.

Posted by: Racist Rock at November 09, 2011 09:51 AM (hW3KZ)

69 You young womans in the first vid should vote for me- I just put some "Choice"- on the True Conservative- Pro-Life Pizza.

Posted by: Herman Cain at November 09, 2011 09:51 AM (14jKX)

70 That first ad would have been improved if Lord Flasheart had dropped in, made some snark about Perry, and then made off with the buxom wenches.

Posted by: chuck in st paul at November 09, 2011 09:52 AM (EhYdw)

71 drudge's picture is too good. I think a six-year-old girl is schooling him on Lego use.

Sideways building!

(Sorry. Only really funny if you've built the Master Builder Academy Kit.)

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at November 09, 2011 09:52 AM (bjRNS)

72 Double Mint And Double Your Sales Taxes too!

Posted by: Herman Cain at November 09, 2011 09:53 AM (14jKX)

Didya notice them girls' feets were not touching the bottom of the pool?

Behold the power of Rick Perry's name to save someone from drowning!11!!!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 09, 2011 09:53 AM (4q5tP)

74 Rick Perry: Much better record than Cain

Posted by: runninrebel at November 09, 2011 09:53 AM (i3PJU)

As someone with a popular website once told me, look at the polls.

Palin Perry is unelectable.

Posted by: jwest at November 09, 2011 01:39 PM (qeYI9)

So if it's Perry vs Obama then the people will reelect the SCOAMF. That is what you truly believe???

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at November 09, 2011 09:53 AM (mFxQX)

76
Did Obama's policies pull us from the brink of depression, or did they send the world's top economies into a tailspin?

Rick Perry 2012

Posted by: soothie's campaign slogans for Perry at November 09, 2011 09:53 AM (sqkOB)

77 Not my first choice, but if Perry puts a tax on muzzie holidays, I'll switch my vote.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2011 09:54 AM (JYheX)

78 Remember, this guy actually passed on a chance to return fire to Cain after that horrible rock smear Cain participated in, and the attempt to blame Perry for Cain's more recent problems.

Perry actually appears to mean it when he says he has values. I realize there is so much cynicism these days that most folks here will find that completely impossible. How could there actually be a politician that thinks like that? No, it must be some kind of clever game. What kind of game is actually having values?

Some will even view this as weakness. Perry sucks as a prime time politician! Those 30 second debate points were lame, and who cares that Perry is a great interviewer and has a 95% conservative record? He's obviously stupid because he doesn't rattle off memorized BS at the drop of a hat like the guy who has been practicing for this for five years... unemployed while Perry was leading a huge government instead of worrying about presidential aspirations.

Hmmm.

I admit I'm a more than a bit biased here, but I find Perry's yokel dokel plain spoken attitude and his convincing record to be excellent qualifications. I am sick and tired of the JFK - Obama era of men being elected for no reason other than how much cooler they look on TV.

Posted by: Dustin at November 09, 2011 09:57 AM (rQ/Ue)

79 The drool coming out of my mouth is because I'm a functional retard; not because I'm dreaming of planting my face between your boobies.

Posted by: Rick Perry at November 09, 2011 09:57 AM (usXZy)

80 Three minutes until Obama shuts down all TV and Radio stations.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at November 09, 2011 09:57 AM (7+pP9)

81 Do you think any other Conservative- could have slipped some Pro-Choice on your perfect Pro-Life Pizza. And your Pro-Life Pizza will never be the same... Someone left my cake out in the rain, and it took so long to bake it.... How many campaigns have been "cooked" for not being - Pro-Life enough? Herman Cain has fixed that. You can thank Herman Cain! Pro-Life now more Pro-Choice! Herman Cain 2012. The True Conservative.

Posted by: Herman Cain at November 09, 2011 09:57 AM (14jKX)

33 - one horrible state bankrupting bill with your name on it

I assume you are talking about the in-state tuition thing, which was scored by the legislature as having ZERO economic impact. Why?

There is absolutely no money paid out because of in-state tuition. All that it means is that some illegal aliens who meet certain qualifications, one of which is that they must be pursuing a path to citizenship, which Herman Cain supports, don't have to pay out of state tuition.

So what makes more economic sense? Giving them a slightly cheaper rate of tuition and helping them to keep off of the dole? or paying for them to be on the dole for years?

Posted by: Boone at November 09, 2011 09:58 AM (TpF5l)

83 Will he shut down the internets, too?

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at November 09, 2011 09:58 AM (7+pP9)

So if it's Perry vs Obama then the people will reelect the SCOAMF. That is what you truly believe???

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at November 09, 2011 01:53 PM (mFxQX)

No, of course not. I just want to get in the jabs at Ace that he got in on me and other Palin supporters by pointing to the polls and (sighing with exasperation) questioning whether we had the ability to read them.

Posted by: jwest at November 09, 2011 09:58 AM (qeYI9)

85 Hurry up and get your TV watchin' and radio listenin' in. You've got 2 minutes.

Posted by: G. Beck at November 09, 2011 09:58 AM (7EV/g)

86
The vid is getting hammered by the douche bags and dildos at yootoob.

Yootoob is a haven for losers who do nothing all day except leave stupid and insipid anonymous comments on vids.

Posted by: soothie's campaign slogans for Perry at November 09, 2011 09:59 AM (sqkOB)

87 The girl on the right has me convinced... I'm voting for "Pick erry"!

Posted by: Morons for Pick erry at November 09, 2011 09:59 AM (hcRMI)

88 A black helicopter just flew by.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at November 09, 2011 09:59 AM (7+pP9)

89 Well, I'd just like to add that [zoink] [static]

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 09, 2011 10:00 AM (4q5tP)

90 Um, Obama is queer.

I'm getting Lady Ga Ga playing during my test of the emergency alert system.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 09, 2011 10:00 AM (AdRY3)

91 I completely disagree with Dustin. I think Perry looks way cooler on tv.

Posted by: Joffen at November 09, 2011 10:00 AM (zLeKL)

92 Well, it's 11am and the internet still works.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2011 10:00 AM (FcR7P)

93 Here it goes.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at November 09, 2011 10:01 AM (7+pP9)

94 The Cenobites are invading...

Amen.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 09, 2011 10:01 AM (9hSKh)

95 Oooh, the National Alert! Mine said it is really an emergency, OdipO is still prez.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2011 10:01 AM (JYheX)

96 If you're looking for material, we can always go back to #OWS

Occupy your block with sidewalk chalk!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 09, 2011 10:01 AM (AdRY3)

97 Tap , tap , tap ........this thing still on .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 09, 2011 10:02 AM (npr0X)

So if it's Perry vs Obama then the people will reelect the SCOAMF. That is what you truly believe???

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at November 09, 2011 01:53 PM (mFxQX)

making up 20% in a month and a half while calling people you need to vote for you in the primaries racist is a pretty tall order

Posted by: The Dude at November 09, 2011 10:02 AM (M8yfa)

99 Sounded like shit -- all static.

Looks like the Fed Govt. screwed things up yet again.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at November 09, 2011 10:02 AM (7+pP9)

100 Rick Perry: He won't rape your women or socialize your medicine. Rick Perry. Right for Conservatives. Right for America. Posted by: Paid for by Rick Perry for President at November 09, 2011 01:41 PM (kaOJx) And I just crawled out from under a rock (after erasing what was written underneath).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2011 10:03 AM (UlUS4)

101
Yootoob is infested with ignorant god-hating fags who can't even spell.

Posted by: soothie at November 09, 2011 10:03 AM (sqkOB)

102 I got nothing but an Obama campaign ad. Oh wait, that's just the network news.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at November 09, 2011 10:04 AM (7EV/g)

103 Waaaaaaaay too much ink on the blonde.

Posted by: logprof at November 09, 2011 10:04 AM (QaKuj)

104 Sounded like shit -- all static. That's what they wanted you to think you heard .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 09, 2011 10:04 AM (npr0X)

105
Stetson SpoogeÂ™

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 09, 2011 10:04 AM (Qxdfp)

106 Yootoob is a haven for losers who do nothing all day except leave stupid and insipid anonymous comments on vids.

Posted by: soothie's campaign slogans for Perry at November 09, 2011 01:59 PM (sqkOB)

As opposed to AOSHQ, where every comment is above average.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at November 09, 2011 10:05 AM (3vSLn)

107 "The word, lesbian, derives from the Latin word, she who has yet to meet Rick Perry."

Lol -- funny stuff, there. You've really gotta shot at the presidency when you have giant boobs on your side.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 09, 2011 10:06 AM (ycuSb)

108 This guy really is one of our best Not-Romney's, yes it's awful but all of the choices are awful.

Posted by: Bob Saget (barfing the least for Perry) at November 09, 2011 10:06 AM (SDkq3)

109 That first video?

HATED IT!

Posted by: Jerry Sandusky at November 09, 2011 10:06 AM (QaKuj)

110

Tits too late to bring Perry back.

More likely to see an areola in the sky in Texas due to a solar flare.

My breast case scenario is his resurgence fails to overcome Romney.

But he may nip his heels.

Posted by: CAC at November 09, 2011 10:07 AM (Lossf)

111 Yootoob is a haven for losers who do nothing all day except leave stupid and insipid anonymous comments on vids.

Posted by: soothie's campaign slogans for Perry at November 09, 2011 01:59 PM (sqkOB)

As opposed to AOSHQ, where every comment is above average.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at November 09, 2011 02:05 PM (3vSLn)

Ow! Garcon, a bag of ice!! Toot sweet, see-you-play!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 09, 2011 10:07 AM (4q5tP)

112 Rush just said Obama nixed the Christmas tree tax.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 09, 2011 10:08 AM (ycuSb)

113 So what makes more economic sense? Giving them a slightly cheaper rate of tuition and helping them to keep off of the dole? or paying for them to be on the dole for years? You need to put that in terms the Caininites will understand - it was cheaper to allow a few student to pay in-state tuition then to fight the citizenship/residency battle again (and lose again) in Federal court. I'm sure they will get it now.

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2011 10:08 AM (WkuV6)

114
My comments might be a lot of things, but insipid is, well, actually most of my comments are insipid.

But my comments aren't stupid.

Posted by: soothie at November 09, 2011 10:09 AM (sqkOB)

115 -396.20 at 11773.98

Posted by: Americans for Campaign Ads with Tits, but mostly the DJIA at November 09, 2011 10:12 AM (RD7QR)

116 Texas spent $47B the year Perry took office. This year, Perry spent $83B. He's a big spender, just like Bush.

Posted by: Jordan at November 09, 2011 10:12 AM (XJYf4)

117 Family Circus creator Bil Keane dies at 89.

Posted by: Joffen at November 09, 2011 10:13 AM (zLeKL)

118

#122

Directions for his funeral to be a meandering dash line through Evergreen Cemetary.

Posted by: CAC at November 09, 2011 10:15 AM (Lossf)

119

I'm not sold on the governor, but Rack Perry is always wildly popular.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at November 09, 2011 10:15 AM (W54Uh)

120

Cool. A Perry thread. .....Thanks, Ace.

Cute booby video. Heh.

That's another good ad from the Perry campaign.

Perry did a 16-min interview with Christiane Amanpour yesterday.....and did rather well. Amanpour tried to get him to comment on the Cain mess, and he wouldn't do it. He stayed on the issues.

I hope he does well in this debate tonight.

Go Perry!

Posted by: ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at November 09, 2011 10:17 AM (HhXzd)

121 Those lovely young ladies aren't wearing burkas. Rick Perry racist!

Posted by: Barbarian at November 09, 2011 10:18 AM (EL+OC)

122

As opposed to AOSHQ, where every comment is above average.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at November 09, 2011 02:05 PM (3vSLn)

I like to think of AOSHQ as a repository of insight, wisdom and discernment. Which it would be, if everyone would simply agree with me.

Posted by: jwest at November 09, 2011 10:18 AM (qeYI9)

123 My nerves. Gracious, but that man is fine.

Posted by: MDH3 at November 09, 2011 10:20 AM (kDWQ3)

124

Jordan at November 09, 2011 02:12 PM

Really, you back again for more? BTW, what was your user name at RightWingNews? Your posts are identical to a troll over there.

Posted by: Dick Nixon at November 09, 2011 10:20 AM (kaOJx)

125 127 Family Circus creator Bill Keane dies at 89. True fact: Charles Schulz (Peanuts) always considered Bill Keane's Family Circus stupid and insipid. Posted by: Butters at November 09, 2011 02:18 PM (H1td9) Schulz was a smart guy. Depressed, but smart.

Posted by: Americans for Campaign Ads with Tits, but mostly the DJIA at November 09, 2011 10:20 AM (RD7QR)

126

121 - Those absolute numbers don't do much, especially considering they are over 10 years, and don't factor in Texas's population and economic growth.

What is important is that each budget Perry has signed has been balanced, and that he cut spending this year, not by increasing less than expected, but actually spending less than the year before.

Posted by: Boone at November 09, 2011 10:22 AM (TpF5l)

127 Rick Perry. Big things for Texas. Bigger things for America.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 09, 2011 10:22 AM (4q5tP)

128

btw, MTV's True Life is "I have a hot mom", on right now.

She has some admirable qualities.

Posted by: CAC at November 09, 2011 10:22 AM (Lossf)

129 Sockoff

Posted by: joncelli at November 09, 2011 10:24 AM (RD7QR)

130 "If you harrass women you don't have a heart." - Things Perry shouldn't say tonight

Posted by: Joffen at November 09, 2011 10:25 AM (zLeKL)

131 Semi submersible flotation devices for Rick Perry!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 09, 2011 10:25 AM (4q5tP)

132 There's an old story about a college class in marketing, where the instructor decides to break through his students' reliance on "new and improved" and other cliches about tangible products -- and maybe get some political correctness into his classroom.

So he assigns them to create a marketing campaign about the advantages of breastfeeding over the use of formula. A week later, he gets back this stack of boring, repetitive "4 out of 5 doctors...." stuff, until he encounters an obvious proto-moron who lists several advantages:

Breast milk --
Promotes infant health
Doesn't feed corporate profits
Comes in attractive, reusable containers.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 09, 2011 10:37 AM (kaalw)

133 I have more hope for the not-Romney crowd today. We are doing the same thing that lead us to McCain, but we're doing it much earlier. The latest battle over Cain is very similar to what happened with Huckabee, only that was closer to and during the primaries. We're still a couple of months away from there and the consensus seems to be anybody but Mitt already.

The Cain supporters and the ace's of the world can calm down a little.

Cain is either going to get through this or not. He's either going to bring people into the campaign with more experience and skill or he won't. And the campaign will either have a steep learning curve or it will fail soon enough. I don't expect professionalism from an inexperienced campaign or skill from a political novice at this point. It would be a nice bonus but I don't expect it.

Same goes for Cain as a candidate. He'll either get his shit straight and learn or he'll flop out. There's plenty of time for that to happen.

Let's at least decide to make the choice on our own terms rather than jumping on whatever the MSM wants to talk about just because it's advantageous. Especially if it has to do with pooter. Besides that: bros before hoes.

I see three opponents here: the Dems, the Republican establishment, and the MSM. Siding with any one increases the odd of getting Mitt as our nominee. It's pretty obvious that they want Romney as the candidate.

If you're okay with that... gee thanks. And fuck you too. But if not let's take the time to see how these idiots perform and deliberate on our own terms.

Posted by: runninrebel at November 09, 2011 10:38 AM (i3PJU)

134 I'll vote for Perry, but first they'll blow me.

Posted by: EC at November 09, 2011 10:44 AM (GQ8sn)

135 Any takers on Bachmann saying "We have to stop Iran from developing nuclear weapons, just like how someone should have stopped Herman from raping those women".

Posted by: Dick Nixon at November 09, 2011 10:55 AM (kaOJx)

136

Since when do bibliographies matter in choosing a pure conservative anti-RINO? Listen up, pukes, if that vaccine pusher RINO Perry is the nominee I'll be voting for Obama, Pelosi, Reid, Ted Kennedy, hell, I'll never vote for a Republican again. With Perry in the White House it would only mean that we'd be losing slower.

Herman Cain is the one and only true conservative in this contest. Rush Limbaugh told me so and what Rush says is the gospel.

Cain-Gingrich, '12. Nut up or shut up!

Posted by: Totally Irrational Political Malcontent at November 09, 2011 11:00 AM (f8XyF)

137 "Those absolute numbers don't do much, especially considering they are over 10 years, and don't factor in Texas's population and economic growth."

No kidding. Sheesh. Texas is growing like crazy. We're importing the educated from Cali and MA and NYC, and yet unemployment is stable, and even very low in several cities.

It's amazing. With the growth rate other states have, TX's unemployment should be in the 30s considering the massive and constant influx. And yet we have low unemployment AND a very high quality of worker. Competition, not desperation to hire anybody.

It sure isn't one guy's doing, and it's not even the government so much as what the government is not in the way of. But it's the right path, and it's why we don't want an ubermench to run the show... we want a humble principled leader who has managed this kind of thing and understands sometimes government is not the answer.

Posted by: Dustin at November 09, 2011 11:03 AM (rQ/Ue)

138 Rush just said Obama nixed the Christmas tree tax.

Well he had to,didn't he? SCOAMF doesn't believe in Christmas.

Posted by: Retread at November 09, 2011 11:21 AM (EXQVT)

139 127 True fact: Charles Schulz (Peanuts) always considered Bill Keane's Family Circus stupid and insipid.

True fact: Family Circus is stupid and insipid.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at November 09, 2011 11:22 AM (hW3KZ)

140 Confirmed: Bill Keane leaked the sexual harassment allegations to Politico. Now you know what happens when you cross Herman Cain. (puffs cigarette)

Posted by: Mark Block, International Man of Mystery at November 09, 2011 11:27 AM (Jl3Mu)

141 "Cain is either going to get through this or not. He's either going to bring people into the campaign with more experience and skill or he won't. And the campaign will either have a steep learning curve or it will fail soon enough." This is what I always used to try to tell Ace about Palin. It never seemed to register. Ace, JeffB., etc., have such a low opinion of the Republican electorate that they really do think Cain can be as awful as the say he is and still win the nomination.

Posted by: Knemon at November 09, 2011 11:35 AM (YTStg)

142 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2011 12:39 PM (7WJOC)

143 I have it on good authority that Bill Keane was murdered by "Not Me".

Posted by: sandy burger at November 09, 2011 12:42 PM (ErTq7)

144 Just checked. Yep, Romney still sux.

Posted by: Live Free Or Die at November 09, 2011 01:34 PM (96FSJ)

145 Hey, Perry's not half bad reading off a teleprompter... I just hope he has better policies that the current TOTUS. Acually, if you think about it, watching both TOTUS and TOTUS Candidate Perry debate might be fun! Albeit a little slow watching dueling teleprompter to telemprompter.. It's those 'think on your feet' debates that get them both a sstammeringgg

Posted by: Kraushaar's Horse at November 09, 2011 02:02 PM (okzEB)

146 Although I have to admit.... a sponge bath by both of those 2 corn fed babes might be fun.. More fun than Kraushaar..

Posted by: Kraushaar's Horse at November 09, 2011 02:03 PM (okzEB)

147 149 I have it on good authority that Bill Keane was murdered by "Not Me".

I heard it was "Ida Know".

Posted by: Jeffy at November 09, 2011 02:03 PM (xq7pr)

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Posted by: mrclark at November 09, 2011 02:05 PM (okzEB)

149

Rick Perry won't try to force your head into his crotch.

Perry 2012

Thank you! I needed that laugh!

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