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May 19, 2011

Newt Gingrich's Flack's Immortal Press Statement, Illustrated
— Ace

And cast as a sort of poem or fairy tale.

Thanks to gg.

Klavan, On the Hypocrisy: Klavan skewers hypocrites Nan-Nan Pelosi and Steven Colbert, as well as noting that Michael Moore is a big fat putz.

Via Instapundit.

Posted by: Ace at 12:03 PM | Comments (51)
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1
poor Newtie

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 19, 2011 12:05 PM (gM4zK)

2 That is brilliantly done.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 19, 2011 12:05 PM (T0NGe)

3
and: hi, jeff

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 19, 2011 12:06 PM (gM4zK)

4 It's not in iambic pentameter .... so, is Newt still in?

Posted by: Arbalest at May 19, 2011 12:06 PM (BqSr3)

5 That is beautiful!

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 19, 2011 12:06 PM (u7MVd)

6 I love this panel: UNLOADED THEIR ENTIRE CLIP

Posted by: ya2daup at May 19, 2011 12:10 PM (FcKXR)

7
Klavan is great.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 19, 2011 12:13 PM (gM4zK)

8 O/T but Will Folk's Sacred Honor has compelled him once again to reveal that he has received an anonymous call from a person claiming to be a stripper and that said stripper gave a lap dance to not only Nikki Haley's husband but--shock!--Nikki Haley herself!!

Wait.

Nikki Haley getting a lap dance?

BRB.

Posted by: Jimmuy at May 19, 2011 12:13 PM (8gzIK)

9 Klavan 2012?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2011 12:13 PM (NtXW4)

10 or at least whoever wins, gets him as the Whitehouse Press Guy?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2011 12:14 PM (NtXW4)

11 I like the bunny.

Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2011 12:15 PM (FN2Kk)

Talking about clueless, pseudo intellectual narcissist whose philosophical alienation from our founding principles that endangers our economy and compromises our liberty - This certainly canÂ’t be good!

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at May 19, 2011 12:16 PM (jx2j9)

13 I love the sheep unloading both clips. Classic drawing. I want a big one for my desktop/screen-saver.

Posted by: Rod Rescueman at May 19, 2011 12:16 PM (HwE/1)

14 First! Fuck you, Soothsayer!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 19, 2011 12:16 PM (TATbF)

15 Fuckin A.

Klavan 2012

Posted by: sifty at May 19, 2011 12:16 PM (2dbd9)

16 The comic strip is good stuff.

Posted by: Clueless at May 19, 2011 12:17 PM (piMMO)

17 O/T but Will Folk's Sacred Honor has compelled him once again

Can someone send Cub Scout troop 6 to go kick that dorks ass?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 19, 2011 12:17 PM (tf9Ne)

18 That comic made me laugh in a way reminiscent of Madeline Khan.

Posted by: sifty at May 19, 2011 12:17 PM (2dbd9)

19 I look like a bloated and cheesy version of Dennis Hopper in Greasy Cheesy Easy Rider

Posted by: Newt the Eft at May 19, 2011 12:18 PM (FcKXR)

20 That is awesome.

Posted by: Ben at May 19, 2011 12:18 PM (wuv1c)

21 Colbert you faggoty little worm. You make me sick. Where's my axe handle?

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 19, 2011 12:18 PM (RPYjQ)

22 Newt's flack should have said "Intimidated" instead of Intimated.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2011 12:19 PM (z1N6a)

23 I love the "Change" poster of Obama turning into "Same" and a pic of Bush! Hahahahahaha.. good one!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 19, 2011 12:20 PM (f9c2L)

24 My press flack was a butt boy for the Maine Republican Party, home of the Gorgon Maine Sisters!
Sure the prose is purple, but purple is the color of royalty - winning royalty!

Posted by: Newt the Eft at May 19, 2011 12:20 PM (FcKXR)

25 man I really want to know if gg is g. gutfeld.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 19, 2011 12:20 PM (pLTLS)

26 hah. i love it when his head explodes and pizza comes out

Posted by: Ben at May 19, 2011 12:21 PM (wuv1c)

27 I love this panel: UNLOADED THEIR ENTIRE CLIP Yes. Another clueless politifag who doesn't grok the difference between a fucking clip and a fucking MAGAZINE. Fuck, I hate the Gingrich crew.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 19, 2011 12:22 PM (TATbF)

28 Pretty good free kick to the nuts for Colbert. I would call him a douche bag but wouldn't want to insult douche bags.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at May 19, 2011 12:22 PM (jx2j9)

g. gutfeld.

MORE ODERUS!

Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2011 12:22 PM (FN2Kk)

30 Baaaaaaaaaa!

Posted by: Shaun the Sheep at May 19, 2011 12:23 PM (BP6Z1)

If you guys haven't had the chance, read the article on Colbert in this mornings WSJ.

It is freaking hilarious, unlike Colbert.

He set out to mock the citizens united supreme court decision and punked himself.

Posted by: Ben at May 19, 2011 12:23 PM (wuv1c)

32 I think it's time we all took a stand and be for Newt before we were against him.

Posted by: K~Bob at May 19, 2011 12:26 PM (9b6FB)

33 27:

Buncha slack-wristed panty-thieves who couldn't change a flat tire.

Bet every one of them had a pedicure this week.

Posted by: sifty at May 19, 2011 12:26 PM (2dbd9)

34 OT- new meme is "A budget is a moral statement/document". I first saw this about two months ago in a letter to the editor from the resident leftie re: local school budget battles.
Paul Ryan tweets "Budgets are moral statements, and I'm grateful to Archbishop Dolan for his inspired engagement in this critical dialogue".

The left continues to be pervasive in driving the narrative.

Posted by: Museisluse at May 19, 2011 12:27 PM (a8aqn)

35 O/T

Gold bugs beware

http://tinyurl.com/3wgb29t

Soros has dumped all his gold, or so says this article.

Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2011 12:27 PM (M9Ie6)

36 So the fearless leader got gunned down by sheep?

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at May 19, 2011 12:28 PM (bAL0J)

37 Soros has dumped all his gold, or so says this article.

Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2011 04:27 PM (M9Ie6)

I pray that God is warming up a fresh lightning bolt.

Posted by: ErikW at May 19, 2011 12:31 PM (X25GY)

38
> 35 Soros has dumped all his gold, or so says this article.
Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2011 04:27 PM (M9Ie6)

Let see. If you have enough gold, and you go long on currency, you make money by dumping the gold. When the gold prices fall after that fisaco, you buy the gold back with the currency you acquired when you dumped it. Said currency will have gone up relative to the fall in gold prices, so you've made money again.

Rinse. Repeat.

Posted by: K~Bob at May 19, 2011 12:32 PM (9b6FB)

39 Newt is such a uniter. To think that days ago, none of us agreed on who should be our candidate. Now we all agree - it won't be Newt.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2011 12:33 PM (z1N6a)

40 34 OT- new meme is "A budget is a moral statement/document".

I thought "you can't legislate morality."

Posted by: AmishDude at May 19, 2011 12:36 PM (T0NGe)

41 Newt & sheep, Newt & sheep... gonna wash that man right out of my fur!

Posted by: Cricket at May 19, 2011 12:38 PM (bViNN)

42
> 40 Now we all agree - it won't be Newt.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2011 04:33 PM (z1N6a)

Heh. Seriously. I've looked around at all the blogs I like to read (and from which I haven't been banned-for-life), and it's hard to find anyone saying Newt should continue his campaign.

At this point he should drop out, like Rush Limbaugh looking at college in his rear view mirror, and use his money for something useful.

Posted by: K~Bob at May 19, 2011 12:45 PM (9b6FB)

At this point he should drop out, like Rush Limbaugh looking at college in his rear view mirror, and use his money for something useful.

Posted by: K~Bob at May 19, 2011 04:45 PM (9b6FB)

He can write a book about it too.

Posted by: buzzion at May 19, 2011 12:49 PM (oVQFe)

44 About that Powerline $100,000 challenge, here's a helpful tip to any would-be applicants:

Think squishy and win!

Posted by: K~Bob at May 19, 2011 12:50 PM (9b6FB)

He can write a book about it too.

Posted by: buzzion at May 19, 2011 04:49 PM (oVQFe)

I ghosted all of Newt's books.

Posted by: Chris "Rara Avis" Buckley at May 19, 2011 12:52 PM (9b6FB)

46 What a steaming pile of horseshit.

Posted by: Marlon Brando at May 19, 2011 01:17 PM (VYb7j)

47 My 1/2 million bill at Tiffany's won't be affected by misguided campaign funds I promise

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