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October 04, 2011

NFL Pickem Results Week 4
— Dave in Texas

Busy busy day. So much to do, so little time to bask in the glory of the accomplishments of others. To wit:

Hank Williams Jr. Racists

MuleTrain2016 : 38
FMG: 38
Scott: 37
Pastafarian: 37
CountryBlumkins : 37
The Plague : 37

Filthy ZIONIST LIES

DrewM : 35
CDR M: 31
Gabe : 30
Andy : 30
rd brewer: 28
Russ from Winterset: 27
DiT : 25

At least I'm consistent. Ok consistency isn't really a virtue if you're an asshole.

Thanks to Ben and CDR M.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 04:10 PM | Comments (50)
Post contains 97 words, total size 1 kb.

1 My cloaca has a sharp beak!

Posted by: Debbie Wasserma-Schultz at October 04, 2011 04:11 PM (niZvt)

2 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 04, 2011 04:13 PM (fyOgS)

3 Shitty fantasy week for me.

Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2011 04:13 PM (QaKuj)

4 I came here looking for baseball.

Posted by: mama winger at October 04, 2011 04:13 PM (R9bQ9)

5 Woohoo! I'm ahead of DiT!!!

Posted by: Mortis at October 04, 2011 04:13 PM (I8CPt)

6 I come for piece!! Take me to your beaver!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 04, 2011 04:15 PM (niZvt)

7 At least I'm consistent. Ok consistency isn't really a virtue if you're an asshole.

Well DiT good precision is a merit after all. Poor accuracy can be adjusted for poor precision cannot. I suggest you fill out your picks with your best guess as you normally do, then reverse ALL your answers, regardless of how sure you are about a pick and see how that goes.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at October 04, 2011 04:15 PM (0q2P7)

8 What happened to the WV thread?

Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2011 04:15 PM (X6akg)

9 AP reports Moochelle was spotted buying her 2013 Inaugural Drapes at the Dollar Store this morning...

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 04, 2011 04:17 PM (niZvt)

10 Who has two thumbs and won their Fantasy week by .o6 points, which were gained when their opponent's QB got -1 yard rushing for kneeling out the game? This guy.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 04, 2011 04:17 PM (Qjh0I)

11 What happened to the WV thread? Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2011 08:15 PM (X6akg) they do their oneses and twoses pretty slow down there

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2011 04:17 PM (i6RpT)

12 My WVa comment was da bom!

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at October 04, 2011 04:17 PM (mAm+G)

13 Why are we reading about the stupid AoSHQ NFL pick'em results when there's a big election going on?

Posted by: Jeff B. at October 04, 2011 04:19 PM (hIWe1)

14 Last I checked the WV thread was below this one. Might have escaped the West Virginians. . . .

Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2011 04:20 PM (QaKuj)

WTF, the WV thread got disappeared?

Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2011 04:20 PM (QaKuj)

Why are we reading about the stupid AoSHQ NFL pick'em results when there's a big election going on?

What's to talk about until the results are in?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 04, 2011 04:21 PM (RzIGM)

17 Check again, logprof.

Posted by: Jeff B. at October 04, 2011 04:21 PM (hIWe1)

18 stuck playing my steelers D again this week. God hates me.

Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 04:21 PM (x3YFz)

19 >>>What's to talk about until the results are in?

They're coming in right now. This is what we always do on election nights, dude!

Posted by: Jeff B. at October 04, 2011 04:22 PM (hIWe1)

At least I'm consistent. Ok consistency isn't really a virtue if you're an asshole.

Posted by: Dave In Texas at 08:10 PM

look at it this way: after you've pissed everyone off you don't have to worry about pissing anyone off.

Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 04:22 PM (x3YFz)

21 I sure could use some quality with Christine Hendrick's magnificent Bullwinkle rack this evening. Just sayin'.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 04, 2011 04:22 PM (niZvt)

They're coming in right now. This is what we always do on election nights, dude

Well, I don't much care what bumhump county in WV has 3% of the votes in right now.

I do care who ends up winning though obviously.

In other news, I got 11 right in pickem last weekend. Now that's some important shit right there.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 04, 2011 04:24 PM (RzIGM)

23 Why are we reading about the stupid AoSHQ NFL pick'em results when there's a big election going on?

Look who's readin'.

Posted by: Breaker19 at October 04, 2011 04:24 PM (WCm02)

24 I wonder who Jessica Lynch voted for?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2011 04:24 PM (i6RpT)

I wonder who Jessica Lynch voted for?

Or smelly poon, knife wielding lady!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 04, 2011 04:26 PM (RzIGM)

26 Is ace holding steady?

Posted by: fluffy, still Tweet-free at October 04, 2011 04:26 PM (4Kl5M)

Why are we reading about the stupid AoSHQ NFL pick'em

Why are you so damn annoying?

Posted by: Ronster at October 04, 2011 04:27 PM (/ej8I)

The Dem is winning the hillbilly election 50-46

Posted by: robtr at October 04, 2011 04:27 PM (MtwBb)

29 I think Ben's just being polite.. he has a WV post, I'll put it up

Posted by: Dave in Texas at October 04, 2011 04:28 PM (PjVdx)

30 Steeler fucked this week. Big Ben bad foot, Harrison broke his face. Goin with lots of underdogs this week. I'm hot baby picked up ten points in week 4.

Posted by: dananjcon at October 04, 2011 04:28 PM (5bYzm)

31 I got 12 right this week, but since (1) I stink at pick 'em and (2) I forgot to make morning picks one week, I still stink.

Posted by: Y-not at October 04, 2011 04:30 PM (5H6zj)

32 DiT to the rescue....two nights in a row.

Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2011 04:30 PM (X6akg)

33 28 Â The Dem is winning the hillbilly election 50-46 Posted by: robtr at October 04, 2011 08:27 PM (MtwBb) Shocker, that.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 04, 2011 04:30 PM (niZvt)

34 Why are we reading about the stupid AoSHQ NFL pick'em results when there's a big election going on?

Why are you such a whiny bitch?

Posted by: deebubya at October 04, 2011 04:32 PM (E+hEO)

35 Why are you such a whiny bitch?

I believe the EoJ Style Guide recommends bitch be replaced with pussy.

Posted by: Y-not at October 04, 2011 04:33 PM (5H6zj)

36 Go Yanks! Ruh Roh. Aaaaaajaaay and their bats are SOFT.

Posted by: dananjcon at October 04, 2011 04:34 PM (5bYzm)

What's to talk about until the results are in?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 04, 2011 08:21 PM (RzIGM)

Violently annoying opinionating?

Posted by: ErikW at October 04, 2011 04:34 PM (f3c6h)

>> Is ace holding steady?

If you mean "hasn't made any picks since week one" then yes, steady as she goes.

So I dropped his ass from the list like RON PAUL!

You know ace, it's more than likely you could start again and have me beaten in 7-8 weeks, but it's a very unsatisfying victory.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at October 04, 2011 04:38 PM (PjVdx)

39 deebubya: if this be sock, you realise you're pissing on someone's online grave. Sometimes it's funny and the bannee deserves it (the Gotham Cat Lady would be one such). But b.w clearly had IRL problems. I hope he sorts them out.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at October 04, 2011 04:42 PM (6GvAC)

40 Yanks go down 1-2-3 in the first, looks like video game season will start early this year.

Posted by: dananjcon at October 04, 2011 04:43 PM (5bYzm)

41 oops, that was a general sentiment, Smelt. Didin't mean to sound like a prick.

Posted by: ErikW at October 04, 2011 04:43 PM (f3c6h)

Fuck D-Twat.

Go Yankees!

Posted by: garrett at October 04, 2011 04:53 PM (qqaOf)

43 35 Why are you such a whiny bitch? I believe the EoJ Style Guide recommends bitch be replaced with pussy.Â Posted by: Y-not at October 04, 2011 08:33 PM (5H6zj) What? Northern or South Mediterranean pussy?

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 04, 2011 04:56 PM (niZvt)

44 The Captain!

Posted by: garrett at October 04, 2011 05:19 PM (qqaOf)

45

There are so much to learn from your post here, Uma, well done.

Posted by: Robert B. Parker’s Killing the Blues AudioBook at October 04, 2011 05:22 PM (wFpoL)

46 Still above the Mendoza Line, barely.

FMP.

Posted by: toby928© at October 04, 2011 05:42 PM (GTbGH)

47 Meh, I've settled into mediocrity getting 7 right a week.

Posted by: Gmac at October 04, 2011 07:02 PM (56gVl)

48 *ahem* it's "Country Blumpkins"

making the Leaderboard on AoSHQ, scratch one off the bucket list...

Posted by: Brock O'bama at October 04, 2011 08:14 PM (/WZ6r)

49 www.genset-china.com