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January 01, 2011

Not The NHL Winter Classic Game Thread
— DrewM

For the last few years we've used the Winter Classic as a chance for hockey morons to enjoy a moment in the HQ sun.

Today would have been no different, except now the game has been postponed to 8pm tonight because it's 50 degrees and rainy in Pittsburgh right now. We'll do a thread then but for now, here's an open thread.

If you're at all interested in the game, you should check out the HBO 24/7 series leading up to today's game between the Capitals and Penguins. Both teams and the NHL gave HBO total access to anything the wanted. The result is like candy to hockey fans and great TV for anyone remotely interested in what it's like to be a professional athlete.

If you're not up for watching the full hour long episodes, check out these two 15 minute segment from episode 3 highlighting last weeks game between the two teams. Fortunately, it lived up to the hype and the coverage HBO provided from all angles is simply amazing.

Fair warning...players, coaches, and referees were mic'ed up and there are enough F-Bombs to make even the most lurid moron blush a bit.

See you back here tonight for the game thread. Seriously guys...LOTS of F-Bombs. Watch at your own risk.

You can see Episode 1 here and Episode 2 here. (content warning still in effect).

One other thing: Unlike football, in hockey scantily glad women aren't just decorative, they get put to work.

Advantage: Hockey.

Posted by: DrewM at 10:12 AM | Comments (130)
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oh my

Posted by: oh my at January 01, 2011 10:17 AM (4cc80)

2 I've got nothin'.

Posted by: The Most Interesting Man in The World at January 01, 2011 10:22 AM (tJjm/)

3 I hate winter soccer too.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 01, 2011 10:24 AM (SJ6/3)

4 50 degrees and rainy here in Buffalo, too. Should we start sacrificing chickens to appease Al Gore?

Posted by: Pyrocles at January 01, 2011 10:24 AM (IDnzw)

5 I need some Moron prayers for my mom.

Some of you know she's been fighting a brain tumor for a while now. We thought that the Avastin/CPT11 protocol she'd been on was finally going to turn the tide in her favor after several very encouraging images came back showing the malignant portion of the tumor was for all purposes gone.

She had some issues with the drug itself, but on the balance we had thought this was it, she'd made it through and was going to beat this.

Unfortunately the CAT she had yesterday showed another tumor, this one far more pervasive and completely malignant has appeared, and it's grown at a monstrous rate. Both of these are in non-operable areas of her brain. She's decided that she does not want to go through another round of chemo and the physical torture it put her through last time.

So she's going on Hospice until the end which according to her docs won't be more than a couple of months at the rate the new tumor is growing.

I've counted on you people here for my daily laughs and humor, and you people have been nothing but kind and comforting to me when I've lost others in my family. I would ask if you're the praying sort to send one her way.

james

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at January 01, 2011 10:25 AM (eCAn3)

6 Since when do Morons blush?

Posted by: rabidsquirrel at January 01, 2011 10:26 AM (DwhA2)

7 The paint on my front porch is almost - but not quite yet - completely dry. It's starting to lose that shiny sheen that is the mark of paint not completely dried. I'll keep you all posted.

Posted by: The Most Interesting Man in The World at January 01, 2011 10:28 AM (tJjm/)

8 So sorry, Unclefacts. I laugh daily at your comments and snark, so I can surely pray daily for you and your mother.

Posted by: Popcorn at January 01, 2011 10:29 AM (OOehk)

Seriously guys...LOTS of F-Bombs. Watch at your own risk.

oh, that's funny. morons , who need a warning, for bad lanuage. right....

Posted by: pitchforksandpowder at January 01, 2011 10:29 AM (GStPL)

10 Will do, Uncle.

Posted by: Dave C at January 01, 2011 10:29 AM (XEGGe)

11 6 Since when do Morons blush? Posted by: rabidsquirrel at January 01, 2011 02:26 PM (DwhA2) I once blushed when seven pizza rolls fell out of my pocket as I was leaving the office Christmas Party.

Posted by: The Most Interesting Man in The World at January 01, 2011 10:29 AM (tJjm/)

Bettman is a fucking dipshit.

The Winter Classic should have returned to Canada this year...but no-

We have to have Ovie and Crosby!

Big Fucking Mistake.

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2011 10:29 AM (4cwjI)

13 9 Seriously guys...LOTS of F-Bombs. Watch at your own risk. oh, that's funny. morons , who need a warning, for bad lanuage. right.... Posted by: pitchforksandpowder at January 01, 2011 02:29 PM (GStPL) Fuck That!

Posted by: The Most Interesting Man in The World at January 01, 2011 10:30 AM (tJjm/)

14 5 I need some Moron prayers for my mom.

Prayers being sent, James. I'm sorry to hear about your mom's condition, but I've always been thankful to Hospice for the care and attention they've given to my family members in the past. They truly provide a great service under the most difficult of situations. God bless them, and God bless your family in this difficult time.

Posted by: rabidsquirrel at January 01, 2011 10:30 AM (DwhA2)

15 Too bad about the game.

A couple of hockey stories.

The first NHL game I attended was a Caps game. My dad got tickets from someone and took my sister and me to the game (he had no sons). I think we were pre-teens at the time. The seats were directly behind the opposing team's penalty box. Quite an introduction to hockey.

The only other NHL game I've attended was a Blackhawks game. Mr Y-not and I went a couple of years after we were married. The seats weren't nearly as good, but that game did have several majors and a massive injury that resulted in blood all over the ice and the stretcher being brought out. Again, quite memorable. They also had a tradition of a bimbette tottering out onto the ice on hooker heels to do something - I don't recall if it was dropping the puck or some thing during intermission. Ever since then it has been my aspiration to be the bimbette.

Posted by: Y-not at January 01, 2011 10:31 AM (IDL9N)

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at January 01, 2011 02:25 PM (eCAn3)

Sorry bro. Been there, lost Mom (lung) in 1990. Will be thinking about you.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 01, 2011 10:32 AM (DLxD/)

17 They also had a tradition of a bimbette tottering out onto the ice on hooker heels to do something - I don't recall if it was dropping the puck or some thing during intermission. Ever since then it has been my aspiration to be the bimbette. Posted by: Y-not at January 01, 2011 02:31 PM (IDL9N) Is that how you lost your teeth?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 10:33 AM (tJjm/)

Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd

Sorry to hear this. Prayers..consider it done, and often.

Posted by: pitchforksandpowder at January 01, 2011 10:34 AM (GStPL)

I would ask if you're the praying sort to send one her way.

james

My thoughts and prayers are with you.

Make sure she doesn't go one single day without hearing how much she means to you. It's hard to say sometimes, but it will help you both.

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2011 10:34 AM (4cwjI)

20 50 degrees in Philly ? I BLAME AL GORE

Posted by: archie bunker at January 01, 2011 10:35 AM (0YS61)

^{Posted by: archie bunker at January 01, 2011 02:35 PM (0YS61)}

Fuck. Off. Troll.

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2011 10:36 AM (4cwjI)

22 I've counted on you people here for my daily laughs and humor, and you people have been nothing but kind and comforting to me when I've lost others in my family. I would ask if you're the praying sort to send one her way. james Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at January 01, 2011 02:25 PM (eCAn3) I' m sorry, James. And here I've been sulking because the holidays this year kind of sucked. I'll add you and your mom to my prayer list this Sunday.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 10:36 AM (tJjm/)

Unclefacts, sorry to hear. I lost my mom to the same disease. My prayers to you and your family.

I even put you in front of my prayers the archie bunker dies in a fire.

Posted by: robtr at January 01, 2011 10:37 AM (hVDig)

24 Hockey? Get back to me in an Winter Olympics Year

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 01, 2011 10:37 AM (/Ibu8)

I ab that same douchebag from yesterday?

_{man i'm here too much.}

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 01, 2011 10:39 AM (DLxD/)

26 5 I need some Moron prayers for my mom.

Some of you know she's been fighting a brain tumor for a while now.

James,

I am so sorry to hear about your mom. My mother developed an inoperable brain tumor in the fall of 1991, following treatment for lung cancer. It developed quickly and no treatments (aside from palliative radiation, which I would not recommend) were possible. She was comatose for several months and passed away the week Clinton was inaugurated.

Hospices provide such an important service. I hope yours is as good as the one we used. I also hope you have the chance to spend as much quiet time with your mom as you wish. In my case, I was living far from home, was broke, in a new job, and unable to spend as much time by her side as I wanted to. That made her death very hard on me, compared to how it affected my dad and sister.

So be selfish and cherish every moment you have with your mom.

I'll pray that she has a miracle or, barring that, that her end is peaceful.

God bless.

Posted by: Y-not at January 01, 2011 10:39 AM (IDL9N)

_{man i'm here too much.}

Me, too.

But it's only because I spilled Tabasco Sauce on my keyboard!

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2011 10:40 AM (4cwjI)

28 I like hockey. I wish it were televised regularly. It's hard to become a fan if you can't follow a team and the NHL ticket is pretty expensive, as I recall. Plus, the season is too long and the playoff system is a joke. But, just on the merits of the play of the game, I like it better than baseball or basketball, that's for sure.

It's nothing like soccer.

Posted by: Y-not at January 01, 2011 10:43 AM (IDL9N)

28 I like hockey

for years, all I had access to was the ECHL. rough and gritty sort those boys were. fun to watch, and on the cheap, too.

not sure where're you're at , but if they're close, consider it an option.

Posted by: pitchforksandpowder at January 01, 2011 10:49 AM (GStPL)

30 Winter Classic should be in Minnesota. no fears of 50 degree weather here. Someone post some links to the full 24/7 for me to grab thx

Posted by: Zakn at January 01, 2011 10:51 AM (zyaZ1)

31 for years, all I had access to was the ECHL

Is that semi-pro? I think there used to be semi-pro hockey nearby (Orem/Provo), but I thought that team moved. I should check. _{har har}

Posted by: Y-not at January 01, 2011 10:52 AM (IDL9N)

Uncle- so very sorry. I will pray for your mom and you. Hospice is wonderful. They came in the last 3 weeks when my mother in law was so ill. We spent as much time with her as we could and we are grateful we were able to. My husband is still having a VERY difficult time, especially since this was our first Christmas without her. (((hugs)))

Posted by: jewells45 at January 01, 2011 10:53 AM (Z71Vg)

33 Utah Grizzlies play near Salt Lake. Might be worth checking out.

Posted by: Y-not at January 01, 2011 10:53 AM (IDL9N)

34 Unclefacts, your mother will be in my prayers.

Posted by: Alex is nestled in his woobie at January 01, 2011 10:54 AM (kw+LK)

35 Unclefacts, will pray for your mother in pectore at Mass this evening.

Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at January 01, 2011 10:56 AM (ngvie)

Posted by: Alex is nestled in his woobie at January 01, 2011 02:54 PM (kw+LK)

Is that anything like a snuggie?

Posted by: jewells45 at January 01, 2011 10:57 AM (Z71Vg)

37 Is that anything like a snuggie?

No. Woobie is slang for a poncho liner.

Posted by: Alex is nestled in his woobie at January 01, 2011 11:00 AM (kw+LK)

31 yup, you could call it that. one step down from the ahl.

i'm driving for an hour to see games, these days, alas, gots to have my fix

could do DC, however, not a caps fan

Posted by: pitchforksandpowder at January 01, 2011 11:01 AM (GStPL)

39 Fuck crybaby crosby, go Caps.

Posted by: Mr Pink at January 01, 2011 11:03 AM (VtARJ)

40 Took down the tree, all the Christmas decor. Ready to eat some gumbo that my neighbor is cooking. Yum. Suprisingly not that hungover. Paced myself pretty well last night.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 01, 2011 11:03 AM (Z71Vg)

41 You got it, Unclefacts. Very sorry to hear this sad news.

Posted by: Peaches at January 01, 2011 11:11 AM (zxpIo)

42 All my Prayers too Unclefacts.

Posted by: Mark in Spokane at January 01, 2011 11:14 AM (1p9aW)

43 I loves me some Ace HQ and all the m&ms, but this tops most anything I've seen: http://tinyurl.com/28s5t25

Posted by: elspeth at January 01, 2011 11:15 AM (4cc80)

I loves me some Ace HQ and all the m&ms, but this tops most anything I've seen:

So much of thee empathee!

Posted by: Sonia Sotomayor at January 01, 2011 11:19 AM (4cwjI)

45 Hockey is the greatest sport in all the land, in my opinion. Tonight's game - if the weather cooperates - should be awesome. These two teams are evenly matched, and they hate each other.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 01, 2011 11:22 AM (zgZzy)

46 Many prayers and hugs for your Mom and your family, Uncle. <3

Posted by: ProudinNC at January 01, 2011 11:24 AM (MV+nK)

47

Hockey sucks.

I met Wayne Cashman, Boston Bruin, at my cousin's wedding, when I was 7 years old.

Wayne Cashman played during a time when they didn't wear helmets. Helmets are for panzies and children.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 01, 2011 11:26 AM (se4E3)

48 Snow in Philly delays football. Warm temps in Pitt delays hockey. WTFF.

Posted by: ProudinNC at January 01, 2011 11:27 AM (MV+nK)

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at January 01, 2011

Prayers being sent immediately, Uncle.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 01, 2011 11:28 AM (zgZzy)

50 Prayers for your mom, and you, James.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 11:28 AM (8uDC8)

51 Penn State and Florida can't decide who wants it less.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 01, 2011 11:35 AM (DLxD/)

52 Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at January 01, 2011 02:25 PM (eCAn3) So sorry, bro. My best to your Mom, you, and all loved ones during this time.

Posted by: eman at January 01, 2011 11:35 AM (+iY8m)

53 Is it possible that I'm still caffeine-high from all the Kahlua I drank last night?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 11:38 AM (8uDC8)

54 Looks like the ladies could use some Zam-boning!

Posted by: Asscrackerton at January 01, 2011 11:40 AM (0ba8c)

She's on the prayer list Uncle. As some said above, show the love everyday.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 01, 2011 11:49 AM (dYKl3)

56 Is it possible that I'm still caffeine-high from all the Kahlua I drank last night?

You crack me up, heavenly. Did you ever get into any dwarf-tossing with the step-mom last night? That was my wish for you . . .

Posted by: Peaches at January 01, 2011 11:56 AM (zxpIo)

Y-not, the thing at the Hawks intermission is that they put a shield in front of one of the goals with a hole cut in at ice level about twice the height and width of the puck and they have fans come out and try to make a shot from center ice. I think they have three fans try it; the first two are normal schlub-guy hockey fans who get booed mercilessly even if they make the shot. Then they bring out the hottest dressed-like-a-whore chick they could find in the stands, and surprisingly, she'll get cheered. At least until she whiffs.

I imagine the same is done at all the other stadiums.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at January 01, 2011 11:59 AM (7EV/g)

58 but this tops most anything I've seen:

Over 900 gift cards! From strangers to strangers. Santa lives!

Posted by: Retread at January 01, 2011 12:03 PM (okCHU)

59 If a woman isn't in the kitchen or making sex, she isn't doing something of importance.

Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at January 01, 2011 12:04 PM (QBQcg)

60 Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at January 01, 2011 02:25 PM

You and your mom and your family have my prayers and wishes for the best possible outcome too, James.

Posted by: MrScribbler© at January 01, 2011 12:24 PM (Ulu3i)

Prayers being sent immediately, Uncle.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 01, 2011 03:28 PM (zgZzy)

Ditto.

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 01, 2011 12:34 PM (c1oyg)

62 Damn, sorry UncleFacts. Lot's of prayers especially for strength and peace.

Posted by: ErikW at January 01, 2011 12:41 PM (yqQzK)

63 57 Y-not, the thing at the Hawks intermission

That's it!!!

Well, it's on my bucket list of things to do.

Posted by: Y-not at January 01, 2011 12:47 PM (IDL9N)

64 Snow in Philly delays football. Warm temps in Pitt delays hockey. WTFF.

Posted by: ProudinNC at January 01, 2011 03:27 PM (MV+nK)

Global warming!! Global warming!!!

Posted by: Chicken Little at January 01, 2011 12:50 PM (Rwudm)

65 Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at January 01, 2011 02:25 PM (eCAn3)

Oh, James, I'm so sorry...you know you're in all of our prayers, as is your mother.

Posted by: antisocialist at January 01, 2011 12:52 PM (Rwudm)

they have fans come out and try to make a shot from center ice. I think they have three fans try it; the first two are normal schlub-guy hockey fans who get booed mercilessly even if they make the shot.

You forgot the kid. There's always a kid, a schmuck, and a whore.

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2011 12:56 PM (4cwjI)

James, sorry to hear about your mom.

God grant her peace in the coming days and comfort to you and all who love her.

Posted by: bigred at January 01, 2011 12:59 PM (cX9pO)

68 The first NHL game I attended was a Caps game. My dad got tickets from someone and took my sister and me to the game (he had no sons). I think we were pre-teens at the time. The seats were directly behind the opposing team's penalty box. Quite an introduction to hockey. Posted by: Y-not at January 01, 2011 02:31 PM First NHL game I attended was Red Wings @ Blue Jackets back in 2003. A friend of mine got 4 VIP tickets through a business associate. We sat on some VIP level where we had a table for 4 at the blue line and our own little flat screen TV at the table where we could watch the TV broadcast along with the game on the ice. After seeing the game live, I developed an immediate appreciation for the game and became a fan. Next game I attended was CHI @ PHI in Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Finals this past year. Along with a few hundred other 'Hawks fans who made the trip, we got to watch the 'Hawks raise the Cup. Pretty sweet. And for Christmas, my bro got me a Sharpie Jersey. (Patrick Sharp) So I'm all set to attend future games in style. Or at least show up to 'Hawks playoff game watching parties in proper gear.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2011 12:59 PM (NITzp)

69 Uncle, sorry to hear about your mom. I will be saying extra prayers for her and your family.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 01, 2011 01:01 PM (oREHE)

70 If you're not up for watching the full hour long episodes, check out these two 15 minute segment from episode 3 highlighting last weeks game between the two teams. Fortunately, it lived up to the hype and the coverage HBO provided from all angles is simply amazing. Fair warning... players, coaches, and referees were mic'ed up and there are enough F-Bombs to make even the most lurid moron blush a bit. Thanks for posting these videos DrewM. Really excellent behind the scenes stuff and hearing all the mic'd up chatter too. Would really like to see something similar done for the Red Wings-Blackhawks rivalry game(s) too. I imagine there is some bad blood between the players there that would make for some great mic'd up moments.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2011 01:02 PM (NITzp)

71 I'm glad the game got postponed TBH. It will be an even bigger spotlight

Don't care for Crosby, but Ovechkin is a bitch

Posted by: Zakn at January 01, 2011 01:02 PM (zyaZ1)

71 I'm glad the game got postponed TBH. It will be an even bigger spotlight

Agreed. Better exposure for the league, and hopefully they can get a TV deal that doesn't suck as much ass next time.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 01, 2011 01:09 PM (zgZzy)

The Annotated Rules of Hockey by James Duplacey is a pretty cool read if you'd like to get a better understanding of the evolution of the game.

It's been years since I've read it but I might have to pick it up again.

Posted by: ErikW at January 01, 2011 01:11 PM (wLMIR)

74 Said prayers for you, your family and your Mom, Unclefacts. Lost my Dad to a brain tumor in '94. There's not a day that goes by that I don't miss him.

Posted by: Frank G at January 01, 2011 01:15 PM (4X0aT)

Unclefacts, I'm sorry to hear abour your Mom. I'll pray for her and you.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 01, 2011 01:28 PM (b6qrg)

76 OK, which of our moronettes will confess to wearing "pajama jeans" because jeans of all things are supposedly "uncomfortable"? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HD9BmRtdSs&feature=player_embedded#!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 01:57 PM (tJjm/)

77 And if there is one thing more annoying than a commercial for Pajama Jeans, how about the jewelry commercial jingle that SHRIEKS at the most astonishingly jarring high pitch, Â“He got it at JaredÂ’s!Â”, Â“He got it at JaredÂ’s!Â”, Â“He got it at JaredÂ’s!Â”, Â“He got it at JaredÂ’s!Â” I would dearly love the opportunity to sucker punch the woman that shrieked that jingle.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 02:01 PM (tJjm/)

78 Apparently, there is going to be another outdoor game on February 20th. Calgary hosting Montreal.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 01, 2011 02:03 PM (zgZzy)

79 76 OK, which of our moronettes will confess to wearing "pajama jeans" because jeans of all things are supposedly "uncomfortable"?

Absolutely not. In fact, we were laughing about that ad yesterday. "Get these jeans so you can eat until your ass is 10x bigger and your husband never looks at you again!"

I have two pair of lounge pants, both hubby-approved.

Posted by: Y-not at January 01, 2011 02:03 PM (IDL9N)

80 I've counted on you people here for my daily laughs and humor, and you people have been nothing but kind and comforting to me when I've lost others in my family. I would ask if you're the praying sort to send one her way.

james
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at January 01, 2011 02:25 PM (eCAn3)

Done and done.

We're here for you, all you gotta do is ask.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at January 01, 2011 02:12 PM (paOeu)

I would dearly love the opportunity to sucker punch the woman that shrieked that jingle.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 06:01 PM (tJjm/)

"It could only be JAYREDDDS!!!!"

It's like that piercing banshee scream that let Darby O'Gill know he was warming up for a trip to Purgatory.

Posted by: ErikW at January 01, 2011 02:15 PM (wLMIR)

82 "It could only be JAYREDDDS!!!!"

What is creepier is that ad where the GPS unit won't give directions until the purchase is displayed.

Posted by: Retread at January 01, 2011 02:23 PM (okCHU)

83 pajama jeans and the snuggie.....ick

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 01, 2011 02:25 PM (eOXTH)

84 "Get these jeans so you can eat until your ass is 10x bigger and your husband never looks at you again!"

Does not compute.

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot at January 01, 2011 02:26 PM (PgU2h)

85 81 I would dearly love the opportunity to sucker punch the woman that shrieked that jingle. Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 06:01 PM (tJjm/) "It could only be JAYREDDDS!!!!" It's like that piercing banshee scream that let Darby O'Gill know he was warming up for a trip to Purgatory. EVIL would be Flo shrieking, "It can only be PROGRESSEEEEVE!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Some Truckdriver at January 01, 2011 02:30 PM (tJjm/)

86 pajama jeans - even worse than Barack's Mom JeansÂ™?

Posted by: Frank G at January 01, 2011 02:31 PM (4X0aT)

87 Another annoying commercial: an anti-HIV commercial showing girl after girl baring her 8.5 month pregnant belly at the TV camera. Which reminds me of such a woman in a bikini I once saw at the beach. Ever since freaking Demi Moore posed like that, it's become de rigeur for the pregnant women to "let it all hang out." Oddly, I don't care to see it.

Posted by: Some Truckdriver at January 01, 2011 02:36 PM (tJjm/)

88 Oh, off, truckdriver sock!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 02:38 PM (tJjm/)

89 @ Unclefacts...

Your family will be in my thoughts and prayers.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2011 02:38 PM (EoNB3)

90 86 pajama jeans - even worse than Barack's Mom JeansÂ™? Posted by: Frank G at January 01, 2011 06:31 PM (4X0aT) I bet Michelle got him a pair of PJ Jeans for Christmas. (Or maybe Ramadan?)

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 02:40 PM (tJjm/)

From the sidebar, re Japan's declining population:

Saturday's report showed 706,000 marriages registered last year Â— the fewest since 1954 and a sign that birth rates are unlikely to jump dramatically anytime soon.

Shame, shame on the AP for even suggesting that marriages and births are, even remotely, associated. Raaaacists!!!!!111!!1!!1!

Posted by: Stillwater at January 01, 2011 02:41 PM (0GpN4)

92 I bet Michelle got him a pair of PJ Jeans for Christmas. (Or maybe Ramadan?)

New copy of Alinsky's Rules for Radicals because the old one was getting worn out?

Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2011 02:42 PM (EoNB3)

93 Ugh. I just imagined Michelle bending over while wearing pajama jeans. Elephant foot.

Posted by: ErikW at January 01, 2011 02:43 PM (wLMIR)

94 I wonder if there is a photo of Michelle baring her pregnant belly out there, somewhere? BRRRRrrrr! What a thought!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 02:49 PM (tJjm/)

I bet Michelle got him a pair of PJ Jeans for Christmas.

I bet he already has a pair of his own.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 01, 2011 02:50 PM (b6qrg)

96 Elephant foot. Posted by: ErikW

Eeeuuuuuww, now there's something that'll burn out your retinas.

Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2011 02:51 PM (7p12E)

97 MeChelle couldn't squeeze one hulking thigh into the waistband of pj jeans; she uses a snuggie for a scarf.

Posted by: Stillwater at January 01, 2011 02:52 PM (0GpN4)

98 Helmets are for sissies and children. Kindly recall the pix of Oblahbalh at Martha's Vineyard riding the girl bike with the bell and his styrofoam helmet? Hell he had his knees together. Please explain that.

Posted by: CMU VET at January 01, 2011 03:06 PM (1H0EG)

I wonder if there is a photo of Michelle baring her pregnant belly out there, somewhere?
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 06:49 PM (tJjm/)

How would we know?

Posted by: ErikW at January 01, 2011 03:06 PM (wLMIR)

100 Another annoying commercial... Posted by: Some Truckdriver at January 01, 2011 06:36 PM Oh cool, are we sharing which commercials we find annoying? Lately, I am getting sick of the Geico commercials with that putz who ripped on the TEA Party. The one that annoys me the most is the 'wee-wee-wee all the way home' one. It's like nails on the chalkboard that 'wee-wee-weeing' crap. Not to mention, I thought after people bitched about his ridiculous statements about the TEA Party Patriots, Geico said they were going to fire that guy? Yet I still see his annoying mug all over their commercials to this day.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2011 03:07 PM (NITzp)

101 Kindly recall the pix of Oblahbalh at Martha's Vineyard riding the girl bike with the bell and his styrofoam helmet? Hell he had his knees together. Please explain that.

Didn't want to expose his vagina to any rental-bike bacteria?

Posted by: Peaches at January 01, 2011 03:09 PM (zxpIo)

102 Hockey, Meh!
Real mens men curl.

Posted by: Canadian Pole Smoker at January 01, 2011 03:14 PM (EL+OC)

103 O/T: Happy New Year everyone....this is the first chance I've had to come around and wish you all a new year filled with health happiness and success....

Posted by: curious at January 01, 2011 03:17 PM (p302b)

104 98 I wonder if there is a photo of Michelle baring her pregnant belly out there, somewhere? Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 06:49 PM (tJjm/) How would we know? In all seriousness? Newsweek would probably have the thing on their cover. Yuck.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 03:21 PM (tJjm/)

105

In all seriousness? Newsweek would probably have the thing on their cover. Yuck.

With a boob belt.

Posted by: Ronster-charmer of snakes at January 01, 2011 03:27 PM (Ikn3z)

106 Uncle Facts, you got it.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at January 01, 2011 03:33 PM (fwMKP)

107 In all seriousness? Newsweek would probably have the thing on their cover. Yuck.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 07:21 PM (tJjm/)

It would be totally worth it to see someone, anyone, beat Barry out for "Man of the Year." Am I wrong?

Posted by: Peaches at January 01, 2011 03:33 PM (zxpIo)

108 Is he man of the year? Seriously?

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 01, 2011 03:38 PM (DLxD/)

109

It would be totally worth it to see someone, anyone, beat Barry out for "Man of the Year." Am I wrong?

Posted by: Peaches

Your not wrong because he's not a man....hell hillery has more balls then that manchild..

Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2011 03:38 PM (7p12E)

110 It would be totally worth it to see someone, anyone, beat Barry out for "Man of the Year."Â Am I wrong? Hell no.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 03:39 PM (tJjm/)

111 OT:

Happy New Year youz.

Posted by: sifty at January 01, 2011 03:41 PM (DJfsf)

112 When does this start? 8pm ET?

Posted by: Zakn at January 01, 2011 03:49 PM (zyaZ1)

113 @111: You too! Got any special New Year's Eve plans?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 03:49 PM (tJjm/)

114 It would be totally worth it to see someone, anyone, beat Barry out for "Man of the Year." Am I wrong?

Hell no.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 07:39 PM (tJjm/)

Wasn't "Man of the Year" awarded to the douche that invented Facebook?

Posted by: ErikW at January 01, 2011 03:50 PM (xEl30)

115 Yeah, someone should tell them it's Man of the Year. Which would automatically disqualify The Vapid OneÂ™.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 01, 2011 03:51 PM (b6qrg)

116 And Assmange.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 01, 2011 03:52 PM (b6qrg)

117 @114: yup. I mean, FACEBOOK? How the hell was that THE news story of the year? Even by their own alleged criteria, all their "Person of The Year" choices are b.s. Remember when they chose EVERYONE as Person of The Year? I nominate that for Lame of The Year.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 03:55 PM (tJjm/)

118 Cans of the Year: Beyonce

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 01, 2011 04:00 PM (DLxD/)

119 New Years day has been a nonstop cavalcade of cooking food. Pulled pork, prime rib, and herbed chicken all aple and oak smoked on my new Christmas present.

Everything comes off the smoker in about an hour.

Gonna wash it all down with a couple Sam Adams.

Life is good.

Posted by: sifty at January 01, 2011 04:01 PM (DJfsf)

120 My bad, it's the Time MotY I'm thinking of. Josef Stalin, check (twice). Wallis Simpson? Srsly, Time???? Ayatolla Khumeini (1979, good choice).

I thought Arafat got it once, but I don't see it on the list. Maybe that was Newsweak.

What a buncha fuckin' clowns.

Posted by: Peaches at January 01, 2011 04:08 PM (zxpIo)

121 @119: sounds like you had a great old time! Personally, I'm just glad the holidays are over. Thanksgiving thru New Years' is just too damn long.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 04:09 PM (tJjm/)

122 I thought Arafat got it once

Maybe you're thinking of the Peace Prize. He got that once I think.

Posted by: Retread at January 01, 2011 04:16 PM (okCHU)

123 The child molester Khomeini got it at least once.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 01, 2011 04:23 PM (SJ6/3)

124 I am incredibly thankful that Christmas and New Years are over. Now it's smooth sailing until Valentine's Day. And that one is super easy.

Christmas and New Year with a toddler in the house is a special type of magic mixed with a special kind of hell.

Posted by: sifty at January 01, 2011 04:27 PM (DJfsf)

125 Unlike the lame ass media, Iowahawk picks actual real peeps for his MOY and WOY awards:

http://iowahawk.typepad.com/

Monkey Man Givan, meth manufacturing monkey lover

and the ever so popular high flying Yasmine Villasana who took a car to new heights making even the Gen Lee blush with envy..

Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2011 04:37 PM (7p12E)

126 Iowahawk once got Chuck Norris in a headlock and gave him noogies.

Luckily they were just kidding around or all life on Earth would have been extinguished.

Posted by: sifty at January 01, 2011 04:39 PM (DJfsf)

127
Luckily they were just kidding around or all life on Earth would have been extinguished.
Posted by: sifty

Word

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