1 The standard myth that I hate the most about Clinton is that he "triangulated" to the center after the Newt takeover.

His rhetoric triangulated but the rest of him was just as liberal as before. And that should sound familiar.

2

Arrrgggghhhhh now I'm thinking about Bill Clinton and the cigar and arrrrgggghhhhhh.

Dear Cob-loggers:  Please to be posting some hotassery to make up for this.  Love and kisses, alex.

3 Just talking from personal experience-- people are generally alone when they're doing the Disappearing Cigar trick.

Prudes

4 It depends what the meaning of "alone" is.. anyway.. there's some things I remember really well.. and others? not so much..

Bubba

5 If the Secret Service was watching, were they really alone alone??

6 alone, in front of a webcame, same difference

7 Just talking from personal experience-- people are generally alone when they're doing the Disappearing Cigar trick.

So were you the disappear-er or the disappear-ee?  (Sorry, it was there, I had to take it).

Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.  He is a failure of such magnificent proportions that he makes me long for the Clinton years.

8 The standard myth that I hate the most about Clinton is that he "triangulated" to the center after the Newt takeover.

His rhetoric triangulated but the rest of him was just as liberal as before. And that should sound familiar.
Posted by: Vic
..........
He really had no choice.  He embraced parts of Newt's contract with America and even took credit for it.

I would call it capitulation.. but, Dick Morris preferred to think of it as triangulation to make it seem more like it was Clinton forming new policy as a hybrid between left and right.

9 He even recalls those churches that weren't burning while he was a lid.

10 The memory trick sounds more like old age. As we get older, it is easier to remember things that happened 20-30 years ago than what happened last week. 

11 Good for him, he would have prolly hurt his back from carrying all of the porn.

12
Is Ace missing a "not" in there?

13

My favorite Clinton quote from the impeachment embroglio?

"I was just stretching my feet out to stick 'em up on the Resolute desk, whilst talking on the phone to Yassir Arafat, and my dick just fell into her."

Ahh, good times.  Good times.

14

A categorical imperative would be one which represented an action as objectively necessary in itself, without reference to any other purpose - Kant

Is it right to lie? By not following the universal definition, Clinton is the source of the current distrust in the government. That is his legacy.

15 Oh, sorry.  I thought the title to this post was:  "Now They Tell Us:  Bill Clinton has a Pornographic Memory."

16 Is it right to lie? By not following the universal definition, Clinton is the source of the current distrust in the government. That is his legacy. Don't forget all the middle school girls having oral sex with boys. Because it's not really "Sex".

17

Maybe Clinton will remember that his economic recovery took place after a Republican House and Senate were elected.

If there was not a surplus of liars in this country, there would be no Democratic party.

18

Dear Cob-loggers:  Please to be posting some hotassery to make up for this.  Love and kisses, alex.

This is from The Berry:

http://tinyurl.com/5wt8hza

19
Clinton, just like Kris Kristofferson*, was a Rhodes scholar.

Obama, Man With 160 IQ, was not, nor did Obama achieve any type of scholarly notice or accolade. Weird, eh?

*Yes, really.
(Waterhouse looked it up and noticed that more than a few hillbillies (from Arkansas, no less, were Rhodes scholars.)

20 'When it was revealed he'd done all sorts of things with her, he said "I guess we were alone, but I never thought we were."' In Bill's world, sodomy is a spectator sport.

21 Triangulate this.

22 Don't forget all the middle school girls having oral sex with boys. Because it's not really "Sex".

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 11, 2011 11:18 AM (ZDUD4)

Ok, just scared me. My son is going to middle school next year.

23 I think they meant he had a pornographic memory.

24 In Bill's world, sodomy is a spectator sport. It's not?

25 I suppose in a strict sense you could state that you're not "alone" when you're with another person.  Can you be "alone, together?" 

Maybe the better deposition question would have been were you in a room in which Monica Lewinski was in - at the same time - and in which no other human being was in at that time?

26

"Just talking from personal experience-- people are generally alone when they're doing the Disappearing Cigar trick."

You've never been to a OWS rally, have you?

27 It's easy to have a photographic memory when you're a pathological liar!

28 OT:  The OccupyDC crowd is planning on storming the Senate building in about 10 mins.  Get your popcorn ready.

29 The Robot Devil at October 11, 2011 11:20 AM Oh yeah, if he is even mildly attractive he will be getting more head than you.

30 23 I think they meant he had a pornographic memory.
Posted by: Andy

+100

Bwahahahahahaha

31

In Bill's world, sodomy is a spectator sport.

I guess Bill should run for Congress. It's often televised.

32 Darn the Sock

33

Dialing a phone number you hadn't dialed in 10 years is now a photographic memory? Ok.

Since we're apparently taking Clinton at his word here for remembering all this stuff, let me tell you all that I can move things with my mind.  It's true.

34 Maybe the better deposition question would have been were you in a room in which Monica Lewinski was in - at the same time - and in which no other human being was in at that time?

It's repugnant that a man who was elected to POTUS would have to be chased around a rhetorical bush to get a straight answer.

35

Just talking from personal experience-- people are generally alone when they're doing the Disappearing Cigar trick.

Ah, now this is a thread I can really bite into!!

36

Progressive: Lying is an important social skill. Never mind that a lie doesn't exsist and that lying makes one a loser.

 

37 Disappearing Cigar trick? I prefer playing "Hide the Salami"

38 If the propaganda wing of the DNC, the MSM, says something positive about a donk politician you will not lose a nickel betting that it is exactly opposite.

39

Darn the Sock

Based on this economy, Darn the Sock will soon become a franchise opportunity.

40 He was out of film.

41 Lemon Kitten at October 11, 2011 11:24 AM Don't paint all lying as evil until you have had to answer the question, "Does this dress make my ass look big"?

42 Triangulating is Demospeak for lying. As is "moving to the center".

43

Progressive: Lying is an important social skill. Never mind that a lie doesn't exist and that lying makes one a loser.

I would take it further, that lying in a position of power leads to universal mistrust. Thus, SCOAMF and Billie have lead this nation into the morass of mistrust by their prevaricating natures.

44 I hope the site of that blue dress haunts his sleep for eternity.

45

Bill Clinton had a photographic memory for "best pussy".

For everything else, his memory was pretty much centered around manufacturing plausible deniability.

46

Based on this economy, Darn the Sock will soon become a franchise opportunity.

I gonna trademark it now...

47

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 11, 2011 11:19 AM (136wp)

See, see how nice people post links like that and not links to spiders, clowns and/or any combination thereof.

 

 

48 He really had no choice.  He embraced parts of Newt's contract with America and even took credit for it.

Not really except for the "credit" thing on welfare reform. He vetoed that twice before congress sent it to him veto proof.

49

Clinton does not look very healthy now that he has embraced the vegan lifestyle. Perhaps it isn't a photographic memory, but rather hallucinations brought on from a severe state of hunger.

50 dfbaskwill at October 11, 2011 11:27 AM Are you kidding me? That narcissistic prick masturbates to it.

51

I can remember my home phone number from 35yrs ago. At 6 years old its drilled into your brain.

No BFD. But I can't remember what I had for lunch yesterday...go figure.

 

52

Based on this economy, Darn the Sock will soon become a franchise opportunity.

O/T but have you noticed how many store are advertising their layaway plans now? It really does feel like the 70s again.

53 I was overseas when that all went down, the Euro/Arabs were so in our shit over how Bill couldn't do better then Monica.  Embarrassing, though they had grudging respect for the cigar bit.

54

You know, it's sad that I now long for the days when all I really had to worry about was my President having sex with chubby interns in the Oval Office, raping women in trailer parks, making illegal campaign finance transactions with Chinese nuns, perpetrating shady real estate deals, and generally being a disgusting human being with a bulbous nose and a shrewish wife.

If I weren't so angry, I'd be suicidally depressed.

55

If you don't accept that Democrats are allowed to use the office staff as a humidor, you are a racist.

56 Yeah well...I *think* we knew what Bill was up to at the time, didn't we?  To tell the truth, I'm sick of the whole personal politics sex scandals stuff, for either party.  I say that after all the Anita Hill nostalgia that was on the networks last night.  Sick of the whole thing, feel as bad for Clinton as I do for Clarence Thomas.

57 sight, (blushing profusely)

58
alone, in front of a webcame, same difference

Posted by: Ben at October 11, 2011 11:13 AM (wuv1c)

With some typos, the jokes write themselves.

59 If you don't accept that Democrats are allowed to use the office staff as a humidor, you are a racist. Well, you could say Bill wanted to line Monica with his "cedar."

60 It depends on what your definition of photographic memory is

61 The thought of Bill Clinton replaying the "hide the Cigar" trick over and over in his mind makes me vomit in my mouth a little.

62 I can remember my home phone number from 35yrs ago. At 6 years old its drilled into your brain.

LOL, how true. I remember my home phone number from the 50s but when someone asks me for my cell phone number I have to look it up.

63 Ah....the rehabilitation of Clinton presidency since he has been complaining lately that he doesn't get enough credit.  So off the MFM goes on their fellating campaign.

64

GW Bush again stated that as a former President, he won't insert himself into the current administration and comment on their performance.

Clinton & Carter both have had no such honor.  They are attention whores who constantly need the media's bootlicking and the left in general to help them feel relevent.  To hell with them both. 

65

Sick of the whole thing, feel as bad for Clinton as I do for Clarence Thomas

You really compare these two as the same??  You feel bad for Clinton?

Wow. 

66

Clinton never forgets that Obama is a stuttering clusterfu*k of a miserable failure.

67 Even a photographic memory depends on what is is.

68 If only I could remember the color of that dress.

69 Clinton never forgets that Obama is a stuttering clusterfu*k of a miserable failure.

Coffee, please.

70 95% of those photographs are nude women.

71 71 If only I could remember the color of that dress.

Wasn't it blue with white spots?

72 He prolly remembers there was an 8 year old living there at the time and thought he'd remember that number for when she became legal age.

73

IIRC Clinton was asked if he and Monica were ever "alone in the White House". Clinton later claimed he interpreted the question to mean if the two of them were ever the only two people present in the entire building.

Yeah, he's an honest fellow.

74 I believed I was alone when I made that cigar appear out of thin air.

75

I seem to recall the photographic memory thing (obviously my memory is not quite photographic, nor would I want it to be).  They used to say that's why he was such a wiz at crossword puzzles, could do them in minutes, even the hardest ones (no pun intended).

Seriously, I think that's why he's such a phenominal liar.  You and I would have trouble keeping things straight (again, no pun intended), when someone who knows what lies he told to which people would find it relatively easy.

76 That memory thing is not a big deal.  I can do it, and I'm just not that smart.  It's like I have number glue in my head.  What is a big deal is that Bubba is a fucking liar.  Most people, and I am not including Eric Holder in this, take being under oath very seriously.

77 Old Slick is nothing if not consistent. Always a liar, always a worthless POS. You cannot believe anything the bastard says, because he mixes lies with the truth, making the presence of the second irrelevant due to the presence of the first.

78

I remeber those days hanging out the Village Green...engineer boots, leather jackets and tight blue jeans...

Aaah good times. heheh..

 

79

19
Clinton, just like Kris Kristofferson*, was a Rhodes scholar.

 

Paradoxically, people in Oxford hold Rhodes Scholars in relatively low regard, viewing them as rah-rah jocks from the colonies. Only in the colonies are they highly regarded.

80 He couldn't be alone with Monica, because Monica was there.

81

Clinton did claim that he "forgot" an important detail while being questioned under oath.  From the Washington Post:

During his Jan. 17 deposition, just three weeks after his meeting with Lewinsky, Clinton was asked,"Have you ever given any gifts to Monica Lewinsky?" He answered, "I don't recall. Do you know what they were?"

Clinton later conceded that he "could have given her a gift, but I don't remember a specific gift." Under questioning, he said he bought souvenir items from the Black Dog store in Martha's Vineyard that were given to Lewinsky by Currie.

82 Yeah Clinton was a Rhodes scholar. Do you know what his Oxford GPA was? Think Animal House. 0.0

83 He also fictionalized, uhhhhh, I mean PHOTOGRAPHICALLY REMEMBERED the burning of black churches in Arkansas: "In our country during the '50s and '60s, black churches were burned to intimidate civil rights workers. I have vivid and painful memories of black churches being burned in my own state when I was a child."

84 How could I have been alone when she was there? Idiots.

85 Quoting 27: "It's easy to have a photographic memory when you're a pathological liar!"

And, it's easy to be a pathological liar when you have a photographic memory!  Works both ways.

86 Ah....the rehabilitation of Clinton presidency since he has been complaining lately that he doesn't get enough credit.  So off the MFM goes on their fellating campaign.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at October 11, 2011 11:41 AM (qpKJT)

Slick used to use the MFM like a bunch of rubes at the carny; they'd be in the White House and report "ZOMG; he does crossword puzzles while discussing policy!!"  The simple fucksticks didn't know just how idiotic it made them look.

87 So what Clinton is telling us is that he'll never forget that money shot, right?

88 Listened to Clinton speak TODAY at a banking conference in Chicago.  Sat there amazed at the hero worship this guy still gets.  He actually looks better than I expected.  He's also as full of crap as ever.  Good God, it never changes.  And as I sat there, listening to the world's greatest citizen pontificating, I kept thinking, blue dress, what the definition of "is" is, etc. etc.
But hey, he's just a good deed doing citizen of the world... charging $250k a pop for a 1 hr speech.  Love those anti-capitalist liberals.

89 It's a typo.  He has a pornographic memory.

90 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

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