June 16, 2011
— DrewM "Weiner's out? Weiner's out?"
Well, he wouldn't be if he left it in and didn't take pictures of it.
Representative Anthony D. Weiner has told friends that he plans to resign his seat after coming under growing pressure from his Democratic colleagues to leave the House in the wake of revelations of his lewd online exchanges with women, said a person told of Mr. WeinerÂ’s plans.The news comes as Democratic leaders prepared to hold a meeting on Thursday to discuss whether to strip the 46-year-old Congressman of his committee assignments, a blow which would severely damage his effectiveness.
Mr. Weiner, a Democrat, came to the conclusion that he could no longer serve after having long discussions with his wife, Huma Abedin, when she returned home on Tuesday after traveling abroad with her boss, Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Bigger news...Weiner has friends?
Well, that's one less lying Democrat in Congress. Only about 200 more to go.
I don't know about you but I miss the days when thee words "Anthony Weiner's penis" never crossed my mind. Unfortunately, you can't unthink things.
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Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 16, 2011 05:47 AM (eOXTH)
Posted by: giftogab at June 16, 2011 05:49 AM (SPVfc)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 05:50 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: Entropic poster at June 16, 2011 05:50 AM (TFxd0)
Posted by: Y-not at June 16, 2011 05:50 AM (TFxd0)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 05:51 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 05:51 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: Donna at June 16, 2011 09:51 AM (bdE9c)
Yeah, like the friend that outed his panty ho ho ho ho pic from college. Those are teh kidns of friiends this guy has.
Posted by: giftogab at June 16, 2011 05:52 AM (SPVfc)
Well, that's one less lying Democrat in Congress. Only about 200 more to go.
I'm pretty sure in that district he'll just be replaced by another one.
Posted by: yinzer at June 16, 2011 05:52 AM (/Mla1)
Posted by: Howard Cosell at June 16, 2011 05:52 AM (i6RpT)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 05:53 AM (kUaEF)
I want to hear him say it. I want him in front of the cameras (probably with a black eye from where Huma spin-kicked him in the face), all forlorn and weepy, as he tells the world, "Yes, I am resigning from Congress."
Then I will be calling for a flaming pudding skull!
Posted by: MWR at June 16, 2011 05:53 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Y-not at June 16, 2011 09:50 AM (TFxd0)
I'm sure the NY GOP is looking for the most blatantly liberal nominal Republican they can find.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at June 16, 2011 05:53 AM (FkKjr)
Posted by: AdamSmith at June 16, 2011 05:53 AM (hp2jB)
My GAWD they're a sexy bunch.
Posted by: Weiner's Wang at June 16, 2011 05:53 AM (wOaLi)
Posted by: boniface ballers at June 16, 2011 05:54 AM (bPbwB)
I predict something like this:
I have decided to step down while I seek treatment for my illness. I will re-enter the political arena once I have defeated this terrible disease of addiction, and I will be stronger.
Posted by: yinzer at June 16, 2011 05:54 AM (/Mla1)
Posted by: twig at June 16, 2011 05:54 AM (w9N0m)
Posted by: Weiner at June 16, 2011 05:55 AM (kUaEF)
>>> Bigger news...Weiner has friends?
I can think of at least one and that would be...curious.
Curious, if you are out there, please step forward and take a bow.
Posted by: Roadking at June 16, 2011 05:55 AM (yhaWU)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 16, 2011 05:55 AM (PPoON)
Posted by: Zimriel at June 16, 2011 05:56 AM (AtRJ2)
I'm sure the NY GOP is looking for the most blatantly liberal nominal Republican they can find.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at June 16, 2011 09:53 AM (FkKjr)
Jacob Javits was unavailable for comment...
Posted by: Nighthawk at June 16, 2011 05:56 AM (OtQXp)
Posted by: Weiner at June 16, 2011 05:56 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: yinzer at June 16, 2011 05:56 AM (/Mla1)
Posted by: Weiner Meister at June 16, 2011 05:56 AM (SPVfc)
I know we have some morons in his district.
Posted by: Have Blue at June 16, 2011 05:57 AM (XPwyF)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2011 05:57 AM (TMB3S)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 16, 2011 05:58 AM (NtTkA)
Then I will be calling for a flaming pudding skull boxers!
Posted by: MWR at June 16, 2011 09:53FIFY
Posted by: Shame The Shameless at June 16, 2011 05:58 AM (dh5Eu)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 05:58 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: Cicerokid at June 16, 2011 05:59 AM (WCnFz)
Some People Claim There's a Pornstar to Blame...
But I know...
It's Ace's Damn Fault!
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 09:58 AM (kUaEF)
THREAD WINNER.
Posted by: MWR at June 16, 2011 05:59 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: boniface ballers at June 16, 2011 05:59 AM (bPbwB)
He probably already has a job lined up as a lobbyist or something that Huma and Hillary have set up for him. That's why he waited till she got back.
Posted by: lan sing at June 16, 2011 05:59 AM (YHrQZ)
Who will voluntarily employee Weiner? The Clinton's will call in a marker, and the prick will be employed with a substantial salary.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at June 16, 2011 06:00 AM (cwFVA)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 06:00 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: Tami at June 16, 2011 06:00 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: giftogab at June 16, 2011 06:00 AM (SPVfc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 16, 2011 06:01 AM (Rlz/P)
Posted by: Cicerokid at June 16, 2011 06:01 AM (WCnFz)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 16, 2011 06:01 AM (NtTkA)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 16, 2011 06:01 AM (PPoON)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 06:01 AM (kUaEF)
"It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's Drooperweiner!
Posted by: Shame The Shameless at June 16, 2011 06:02 AM (dh5Eu)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2011 06:02 AM (TMB3S)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 06:02 AM (kUaEF)
>The news comes as Democratic leaders prepared to hold a meeting on Thursday to discuss whether to strip the 46-year-old Congressman of his committee assignments, a blow which would severely damage his effectiveness.
The Dem's can't tolerate an ineffective Weiner.
Posted by: SnowSun at June 16, 2011 06:03 AM (UAUr6)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 06:03 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 06:04 AM (kUaEF)
Just saw the headline on Drudge that Iran plans to send a monkey into space.
Also today we get word that Weiner is planning to resign from Congress.
Coincidence?
Posted by: MWR at June 16, 2011 06:04 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Seal Team Obama at June 16, 2011 06:04 AM (/Mla1)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 06:04 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: Donna at June 16, 2011 06:04 AM (bdE9c)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 16, 2011 06:04 AM (Rlz/P)
Weiner has already had his Jimmah Swaggart moment, and the only thing left is completion of a faux two week 12-step program where he's magically transformed from a dirtbag predator into a citizen of statue. Imagine, it will only take two weeks. Fuckin' magic!
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at June 16, 2011 06:04 AM (cwFVA)
Is there anyone competent we can run for his seat?
Why would anyone competent run for Congress? Actually, that explains why we're in the mess we're in.
I'll bet a shiney nickel he winds up at the center for American progress or some libfucktard tides foundation offshoot.
Media Matters.
Posted by: alexthechick at June 16, 2011 06:05 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: lan sing at June 16, 2011 06:05 AM (YHrQZ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 06:05 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 16, 2011 06:05 AM (NtTkA)
Aww, sweetie. That's what Viagra is for.
Posted by: MWR at June 16, 2011 06:06 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 16, 2011 06:06 AM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Mr Pink at June 16, 2011 06:06 AM (XfE4q)
You might even say impotent..
Posted by: Donna at June 16, 2011 06:06 AM (bdE9c)
67 65, Red Bull or 5 hour energy?
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 16, 2011 10:03 AM (NtTkA)
Both, mixed with Starbucks coffee.
I'm telling you, three pixy stix stirred into espresso and then shotgunned. That will keep you up for days.*
*Not responsible for heart explosion, twitching, urge to run around shouting "I'm King of the world!"
Posted by: alexthechick at June 16, 2011 06:07 AM (VtjlW)
Just saw the headline on Drudge that Iran plans to send a monkey into space.
Also today we get word that Weiner is planning to resign from Congress.
Coincidence?
I thought they referred to a certain race they hate as "monkeys."
Posted by: lan sing at June 16, 2011 06:07 AM (YHrQZ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 06:07 AM (kUaEF)
Ah, Weiner resorts to the good old passive voice.
His own fucking actions caused him to lose said power.
Posted by: Waterhouse at June 16, 2011 06:07 AM (ywwu+)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 06:08 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 16, 2011 06:08 AM (eOXTH)
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 16, 2011 06:08 AM (i6RpT)
I made a serious mistake by texting photos of my erected penis. I understand my error, and will only text photos of my flaccid penis to avoid any suggestion of sexual desire.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner, D-New York at June 16, 2011 06:08 AM (cwFVA)
But if we get a weeping Weiner on TV that will cause a clap or two.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 16, 2011 06:08 AM (ENKCw)
Posted by: lan sing at June 16, 2011 09:59 AM (YHrQZ)
One of the craziest bullshit stories that came out of this scandal was Anthony Weiner was unemployable if he resigned. Weiner/Dems floated this ridiculous crap in some pathetic attempt to gain public sympathy and it failed.
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at June 16, 2011 06:08 AM (TiURi)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 06:09 AM (kUaEF)
We are talking NYC here folks. "elements of conservatism" simply do not exit.
Posted by: Vic at June 16, 2011 06:09 AM (M9Ie6)
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 16, 2011 06:09 AM (i6RpT)
You said a mouthful!
Posted by: CoolCzech
You, appearently, haven't seen the pictures
Posted by: todler at June 16, 2011 06:09 AM (fPOY0)
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at June 16, 2011 06:10 AM (e8T35)
Also in the news, NY Plans to Slaughter Nuisance Geese to Feed Needy Pennsylvanians.
Job opportunity, Weiner!
Posted by: MWR at June 16, 2011 06:10 AM (4df7R)
Media Matters.
Posted by: alexthechick at June 16, 2011 10:05 AM (VtjlW)
A job where one spends his day watching TV in his underwear and then spouting misrepresentations and lies is about all that Tony Weiner is qualified for
Posted by: phreshone at June 16, 2011 06:10 AM (T3vCe)
It's going to take Iran a very long time to wipe them of the face of the earth.
Posted by: lan sing at June 16, 2011 06:10 AM (YHrQZ)
Posted by: Chally Jonzin at June 16, 2011 06:10 AM (zgZzy)
I kinda hate to see him go but on the other hand I'm peter'd out.
Posted by: Talibill at June 16, 2011 06:10 AM (WEWGu)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 16, 2011 06:10 AM (iAUf+)
Posted by: Zimriel at June 16, 2011 06:11 AM (AtRJ2)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 06:12 AM (kUaEF)
I'm telling you, three pixy stix stirred into espresso and then shotgunned. That will keep you up for days.*
*Not responsible for heart explosion, twitching, urge to run around shouting "I'm King of the world!"
Posted by: alexthechick
cut. jib. newsletter
Posted by: todler at June 16, 2011 06:12 AM (fPOY0)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 06:12 AM (RgXpA)
Posted by: Eliot Spitzer at June 16, 2011 06:12 AM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Talibill at June 16, 2011 06:12 AM (WEWGu)
Looks more like a softball to me.
Posted by: Donna at June 16, 2011 06:12 AM (bdE9c)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 16, 2011 10:10 AM (iAUf+)
Chrissy Matthews would have a serious hissy fit if he ends up on MSNBC. So of course I'm praying that's what happens.
What about All Gore's network? If he took Keefums, surely he can make room for a petered out Weiner?
Posted by: MWR at June 16, 2011 06:13 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Anony at June 16, 2011 06:13 AM (7ahtU)
Anthony Weiner has resigned from Congress, and accepted employment at Mid-Town Escorts as a towel boy changing sheets and fluffing towels for the ladies.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at June 16, 2011 06:13 AM (cwFVA)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 06:13 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 16, 2011 06:13 AM (eOXTH)
Posted by: The Breitbart hacker fellow at June 16, 2011 06:14 AM (BSWJE)
The argument goes, he has done nothing "illegal", apparently the standard in leftwing circles is rather...um...fluid when it comes to behavior by rabid, frothing, lying, scumbags who are leftists and all other persons who are not.
Sending pictures of your penis to young girls, lying about it, creating a national security issue by saying you were hacked, blaming and allowing to be blamed innocent people, creating a libel by acts of omission and commission, is not enough for leftists to think you of low character. For leftist Democrats, " how low can you go?" is an ethical limbo bar.
A Republican with his shirt off on a dating site is a felony. Serial flashing your penis to porn star strippers and young nubiles is a lifestyle choice.
Time to face facts. We should have low expectations from Dem Bums.
Posted by: Dolf Camilli at June 16, 2011 06:14 AM (oxqER)
It will be nice though. We can go back to flame wars over Sarah Palin, Christine O'Donnell, and guns. Much more entertaining than dick-pics.
Posted by: Vic at June 16, 2011 06:14 AM (M9Ie6)
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 16, 2011 06:14 AM (i6RpT)
Posted by: CoolCzech
Lets just say he could have done porn.
as a small midget.
Posted by: todler at June 16, 2011 06:15 AM (fPOY0)
Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 06:15 AM (73tyQ)
The Weiner-Spitzer Hour on CNN... It's coming.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at June 16, 2011 10:15 AM (0fzsA)
*SPIT TAKE*
Dammit! Coffee all over my monitor...
Posted by: MWR at June 16, 2011 06:15 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Talibill at June 16, 2011 06:16 AM (WEWGu)
Damn, talk about throwing him under the bus.
Posted by: Vic at June 16, 2011 06:16 AM (M9Ie6)
Queens and Brooklyn Hasidic jews were probably the ones who brought him to his knees and got him in the end. They tend to be social cons. It's interesting that in a district that pandered to the jewish element it was probably that element that turned him over.
Posted by: dagny at June 16, 2011 06:16 AM (/XxAm)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 16, 2011 06:16 AM (eOXTH)
Posted by: Mnemosyne at June 16, 2011 06:17 AM (V3WIo)
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 16, 2011 06:17 AM (i6RpT)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 06:17 AM (kUaEF)
The Weiner-Spitzer Hour on CNN... It's coming.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten
Just so long as they don't do the Spitzer-Weiner hour.
Posted by: todler at June 16, 2011 06:17 AM (fPOY0)
Weiner's mulling his career options:
Spokesperson for Der Wienerschnitzel
"Before" model for a Male Enhancement supplement
Organ grinder
Posted by: Cicero at June 16, 2011 06:17 AM (Txl/u)
I'm sure the NY GOP is looking for the most blatantly liberal nominal Republican they can find.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at June 16, 2011 09:53 AM (FkKjr)
I'm tanned rested and relocatable!!!
Posted by: Dede Scuzzefevvaahhh at June 16, 2011 06:18 AM (Rn2kl)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 06:18 AM (kUaEF)
"It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's Drooperweiner!
Posted by: Shame The Shameless at June 16, 2011 10:02 AM (dh5Eu)
He should resign by shouting obscenities at the press, grabbing a coupe of beers out of the Congressional 'fridge and then kicking open an emergency exit and running out of the Capitol.
Posted by: Nighthawk at June 16, 2011 06:18 AM (OtQXp)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 16, 2011 06:18 AM (sG+Bw)
Posted by: lan sing at June 16, 2011 06:18 AM (YHrQZ)
Posted by: Cue card guy jobless due to teleprompters at June 16, 2011 06:19 AM (VndSC)
Classic sound bite on Fox right now, when someone said the Weener is now positioned for a career in media
CUZ WE NEED MORE DICKS ON TV, I GUESS
Posted by: Jones at June 16, 2011 06:19 AM (8sCoq)
A Republican with his shirt off on a dating site is a felony. Serial flashing your penis to porn star strippers and young nubiles is a lifestyle choice.
It's the hypocrisy nuance. If it weren't fro double standards they would have no standards at all.
Posted by: dagny at June 16, 2011 06:19 AM (/XxAm)
Our unprofessional in-the-tank-for-the D media are so predictable.
Seriously - The Weiner-Spitzer Hour on CNN - check your local listings.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at June 16, 2011 06:19 AM (0fzsA)
Posted by: boned to the bone at June 16, 2011 06:19 AM (0ba8c)
Posted by: Donna at June 16, 2011 06:19 AM (bdE9c)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 06:20 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: Jones at June 16, 2011 06:20 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 16, 2011 06:21 AM (NtTkA)
It's still funnier if you say (she) Spitzer-Weiner.
Posted by: Mama AJ
You know if they get Kristen on the show it could be (she) "Powers-Spitzer-Weiner" hour
Posted by: todler at June 16, 2011 06:21 AM (fPOY0)
Posted by: dagny at June 16, 2011 06:21 AM (/XxAm)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 06:22 AM (kUaEF)
A Republican with his shirt off on a dating site is a felony. Serial flashing your penis to porn star strippers and young nubiles [and then asking pron start to lie like it's no big deal because, hey, Weiner is a speical lie-entitled democrat] is a lifestyle choice.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at June 16, 2011 06:22 AM (0fzsA)
there's a lesson here guys- if yer gonna tweet your junk, make sure your junk is wearing a disguise. Maybe a fake mustache or a hat and dark sunglasses.
Posted by: Jones
Merkin?
Posted by: todler at June 16, 2011 06:22 AM (fPOY0)
Mnemosyne,
First off, fuck you for using one of my favorite Greek deity names to troll with.
Second, fuck you in general. You want to know who screwed the economy? Mnemosyne was the goddess of memory, so why don't you go look over the unemployment reports, debt reports, deficit reports, housing reports, and every other frigging economic report since the Democrats gained control of Congress, and then control of the White House, and remember who sent this country swirling down the drain. You don't win points for trying to flush the failings of your own precious progressive Democrats down the memory whole, MNEMOSYNE.
Posted by: MWR at June 16, 2011 06:22 AM (4df7R)
hahahahahaha
the irony, it burns!
Posted by: Vic at June 16, 2011 06:22 AM (M9Ie6)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 06:22 AM (kUaEF)
This blog cheered on the destruction of one of its favorite liberal boogeymen, congratuations. Just keep bragging about this scalp. Though you're overjoyed that he won't be around to call the Republicans on their BS, it will still be BS. You fucking adolescents can dance all you want while the economy your party destroyed over the last decade blows up in your faces.
Posted by: Mnemosyne at June 16, 2011 10:17 AM (V3WIo)
looks like someone already misses the weiner. Just follow him on Twitter you'll get plenty.
Posted by: The Jackhole at June 16, 2011 06:23 AM (+qHxi)
>I loved that Bwaney said he wasn't in a "position to comment"
I'm sowwy-I weft my kneepads in the caw
Posted by: Bawmey Fwank (D-Cornhole) at June 16, 2011 06:23 AM (8sCoq)
The argument goes, he has done nothing "illegal",
...
For leftist Democrats, " how low can you go?" is an ethical limbo bar.
I think the Democrats, esp. the ones that used the same locker room were just grossed out by him. Who would want to be anywhere near the guy? Stealing money and keeping it in the freezer is one thing, ya know...
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 16, 2011 06:24 AM (XdlcF)
Job opportunity, Weiner!
Posted by: MWR at June 16, 2011 10:10 AM (4df7R)
Sounds like a plan, since Weiner's goose is cooked.
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at June 16, 2011 06:24 AM (TiURi)
Posted by: Jones at June 16, 2011 06:24 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Talibill at June 16, 2011 06:25 AM (WEWGu)
Posted by: t-bird at June 16, 2011 06:25 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: boniface ballers at June 16, 2011 09:59 AM (bPbwB)
You said a mouthful!
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 10:01 AM (kUaEF)
I'd a phrased this just a tad differently
Posted by: beedubya at June 16, 2011 06:25 AM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Mnemosyne at June 16, 2011 06:25 AM (V3WIo)
It's still funnier if you say (she) Spitzer-Weiner.
Posted by: Mama AJ
You know if they get Kristen on the show it could be (she) "Powers-Spitzer-Weiner" hour
Posted by: todler at June 16, 2011 10:21 AM (fPOY0)
Nice work.
Posted by: The Jackhole at June 16, 2011 06:26 AM (+qHxi)
Job opportunity, Weiner!
Posted by: MWR at June 16, 2011 10:10 AM (4df7R)
They must be 'needy' Philadelphians. The rest of PA would slaughter their own geese.
Posted by: yinzer at June 16, 2011 06:26 AM (/Mla1)
Sounds like a plan, since Weiner's goose is cooked.
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at June 16, 2011 10:24 AM (TiURi)
OMG, Charlie Gibson has actually heard of geese!
Posted by: MWR at June 16, 2011 06:26 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 16, 2011 06:27 AM (i6RpT)
The real question: When is CNN or MSNBC going to give him his own show? And what will they call it? Erection 2012? Morning Wood? Stiff Competition?
Nah. Movie career. A remake of Shaft's Big Score.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 16, 2011 06:27 AM (8rHXV)
Posted by: Ted Barrett - CNN at June 16, 2011 06:27 AM (3Okgs)
Stealing money and keeping it in the freezer is one thing, ya know...
Hey, now, I'm fairly certain that's a requirement for a Congresscritter.
You fucking adolescents can dance all you want
Why, yes, yes, we can dance if we want to. We can leave our cares behind, too.
Posted by: alexthechick at June 16, 2011 06:27 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 16, 2011 06:28 AM (eOXTH)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 06:29 AM (kUaEF)
Are you proud of that logic?
Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 16, 2011 10:27 AM (G/MYk)
Methinks Mnemosyne is simply trolling here in between Slut Walks, since she's obviously SO concerned with women's rights or something.
Posted by: MWR at June 16, 2011 06:29 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: PaleRider at June 16, 2011 06:30 AM (vL0Nv)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 16, 2011 06:31 AM (w4ZJu)
Why, yes, yes, we can dance if we want to. We can leave our cares behind, too.
Posted by: alexthechick at June 16, 2011 10:27 AM (VtjlW)
Cause Mnemosyne's friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine.
Posted by: MWR at June 16, 2011 06:31 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: lan sing at June 16, 2011 06:32 AM (YHrQZ)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 16, 2011 06:32 AM (eOXTH)
Posted by: Average Joe at June 16, 2011 06:33 AM (bN5ZU)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 16, 2011 06:33 AM (lGFXF)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 06:34 AM (kUaEF)
Or.. ya know... not.
Whatever happened to the leftist trope of "my body, my choices?" I thought women who went into prostitution were to be respected because they were somehow empowered by ignoring our repressed societal mores and exercising their rights to use their bodies as they see fit?
Posted by: wiserbud at June 16, 2011 06:34 AM (3Okgs)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 16, 2011 06:34 AM (kUaEF)
Ooohhh, that is so fucking hot. Know why? Because retard slobber makes an excellent lubricant.
Nice. Can I borrow that?
Posted by: Talibill at June 16, 2011 06:35 AM (WEWGu)
Posted by: Average Joe at June 16, 2011 10:33 AM (bN5ZU)
Well... fuck me then!
Okay, I've been pwned.
You're just too damn good at sockpuppeting, Average Joe.
And Mnemosyne really IS my favorite Greek deity name. It used to drive me nuts in college that my professor pronounced it "Nem-oh-scene" instead of "Neh-maw-sih-nay." NUTS I say.
Posted by: MWR at June 16, 2011 06:35 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Average Joe at June 16, 2011 06:35 AM (bN5ZU)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 16, 2011 06:35 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: Cicerokid at June 16, 2011 06:36 AM (WCnFz)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 16, 2011 06:36 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Ben at June 16, 2011 06:36 AM (wuv1c)
Posted by: momma at June 16, 2011 06:37 AM (nWikJ)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 16, 2011 10:36 AM (DrWcr)
You know.. Weiner would make an excellent recurring character on South Park.
Just saying.
Posted by: MWR at June 16, 2011 06:37 AM (4df7R)
As opposed to a wiener metaphor, this is an analogy.
Of all the shit we shouldn’t be spending money on…, but no! “We must pay our U.N. bills.”
Or what? People will die? Globals will warm? Oppressive dictators whoÂ’ve oppressed for decades will suddenly have to be remove orÂ… people will die? Or maybeÂ… AmericaÂ’s interests wonÂ’t be represented? What Bullshit!!!
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 16, 2011 06:37 AM (jx2j9)
Posted by: Ms Choksondik at June 16, 2011 06:38 AM (UciSl)
Posted by: Jones at June 16, 2011 06:38 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 06:38 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: momma at June 16, 2011 10:37 AM (nWikJ)
Rachel Maddow's?
Posted by: MWR at June 16, 2011 06:38 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 16, 2011 06:39 AM (jx2j9)
Posted by: Average Joe at June 16, 2011 06:39 AM (bN5ZU)
Posted by: Jones at June 16, 2011 06:39 AM (8sCoq)
After the things said by Pelosi during that conference fight yesterday, it was inevitable.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 16, 2011 06:39 AM (ITYRW)
Posted by: Ms Choksondik at June 16, 2011 06:40 AM (UciSl)
<i>So, whose dick are we going to make fun of next?</i>
Send ace a picture of your favorite person's junk.
Posted by: boned to the bone at June 16, 2011 06:40 AM (0ba8c)
Posted by: Alan Colmes (hack), appearing with Bill Hemmer on FOX this morning at June 16, 2011 06:41 AM (kOtPb)
1962: "You won't have Dick Nixon to kick around anymore."
2011: "You won't have Anthony Weiner to fap fap fap anymore."
Posted by: Jones at June 16, 2011 06:42 AM (8sCoq)
EmpireofJeff, you always seem to hedge your bets on me.
The first rule of Troll Club is: It's probably Average Joe.
The second rule of Troll Club is: Fucking Average Joe.
I have to hand it to you, you do the most credible job of putting together internally consistent (for them) liberal trolling that I've ever seen. Master-class stuff.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 16, 2011 06:42 AM (lGFXF)
Posted by: tadcf at June 16, 2011 06:42 AM (DXZHB)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 06:42 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: SurferDoc at June 16, 2011 06:42 AM (STdkO)
I guess I'll take one for the team. Check your Twitter.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 06:43 AM (RgXpA)
and yet, I couldn't help myself.
Posted by: wiserbud at June 16, 2011 06:44 AM (3Okgs)
Posted by: Bill Maher at June 16, 2011 06:44 AM (pLTLS)
So what's that supposed to be about baby
Gal, free up ya vibe and stop actin' crazy
Reminisce 'bout all the good times daily
Why you tryin' pull like I've been actin shady
Posted by: A. Weiner at June 16, 2011 06:45 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: hobgoblin at June 16, 2011 06:45 AM (2ITL4)
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 16, 2011 06:46 AM (Z05lF)
Posted by: Minnie Rodent at June 16, 2011 06:46 AM (S3rrR)
Posted by: Bill Maher at June 16, 2011 10:44 AM (pLTLS)
We also want Bill Clinton back as POTUS
Posted by: 9th CD at June 16, 2011 06:46 AM (b5Otn)
You'' never believe what the MSM is concerned about this week. The GOP's 'wimp factor'.
From JamieWearingFool:
And both of them would kick Obama's ass up and down Pennsylvania Avenue without breaking a sweat.
Posted by: momma at June 16, 2011 06:47 AM (nWikJ)
Posted by: Anony at June 16, 2011 06:47 AM (7ahtU)
So, whose dick are we going to make fun of next?
>>I guess I'll take one for the team. Check your Twitter.
No, the question was meant to imply that we *start* making fun, not continue the years-long process.
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 16, 2011 06:48 AM (XdlcF)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 06:48 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: Jones at June 16, 2011 06:49 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: No Whining at June 16, 2011 06:50 AM (fIoM3)
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at June 16, 2011 06:50 AM (0fzsA)
Posted by: 57 states at June 16, 2011 06:50 AM (sMgrb)
Posted by: Talibill at June 16, 2011 06:50 AM (WEWGu)
Now which actors will portray them in the movie?
I vote for Ace to be played by Ginger Lee
Posted by: buzzsaw at June 16, 2011 10:47 AM (0ZLqu)
Warwick Davis is the only real choice to play Ace.
Posted by: The Robot Devil at June 16, 2011 06:50 AM (b5Otn)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 10:48 AM (kUaEF)
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.
Posted by: Jones at June 16, 2011 06:50 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at June 16, 2011 10:50 AM (0fzsA)
Link please. I must have missed it.
Posted by: momma at June 16, 2011 06:51 AM (nWikJ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 06:51 AM (kUaEF)
I think the official talking point from the left is, "But Vitter!!!"
Great. So if someone on their side has ever done something wrong, they can't complain about someone on the right doing anything remotely similar.
I could work with that...
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 16, 2011 06:51 AM (XdlcF)
I actually feel bad for the guy - mostly because he's now going through the end of life as he knows it. Luckily, when I made my mistakes (some recent), I had a loving committed wife to back me up.
I wonder if Huma will play that role. If not (and I doubt she will), I can see this guy totally losing it and ended up a broken man. He'll be broken anyway even if she does support him. However, in the latter case, he may eventually rebuild himself as a better man. If it's the former, I can see suicide (or at least an attempt) in the near future.
Not a popular thing to post here on AOSHQ, but what the heck - I'm feeling introspective.
Now back to your regularly scheduled schadenweiner postings.
Posted by: RightWingProf at June 16, 2011 06:51 AM (UOcNk)
Posted by: nickless at June 16, 2011 06:52 AM (MMC8r)
I vote for Ace to be played by Ginger Lee
Posted by: buzzsaw at June 16, 2011 10:47 AM (0ZLqu)
Zach Galifianakis
Posted by: Jones at June 16, 2011 06:52 AM (8sCoq)
Well, if you are really all that curious about that, then get to Googling it, genius!
Unless you actually don't care and are just doing the typical distraction thing to avoid actually addressing what is going on right here and right now.
Posted by: wiserbud at June 16, 2011 06:52 AM (3Okgs)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 16, 2011 06:52 AM (KTtrN)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 16, 2011 06:53 AM (NuCbo)
Any one know the 2010 R candidate and how he did?
I heard someone interviewed by Hannity in 2010. Elderly local businessman who sounded like Marty (remember him?). Eeesh.
Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 06:54 AM (M+5NF)
Posted by: RightWingProf at June 16, 2011 10:51 AM (UOcNk)
awww crap. You're gonna try to bring morals into this?
Posted by: Talibill at June 16, 2011 06:54 AM (WEWGu)
I know there's a moron on this thread who can put all the Weener puns into one magnificent comment
Posted by: Jones at June 16, 2011 06:55 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 16, 2011 06:55 AM (NuCbo)
Posted by: That's Mr. Jehovah To You! at June 16, 2011 06:56 AM (Hu/Da)
Ixnay on the ostitutes-pray...
Posted by: Barney Frank, Madam at June 16, 2011 06:56 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 16, 2011 06:56 AM (ITYRW)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 16, 2011 06:57 AM (NuCbo)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 06:57 AM (RgXpA)
Speaker?
Posted by: That's Mr. Jehovah To You! at June 16, 2011 10:56 AM (Hu/Da)
I don't think anybody blames them for not noticing a difference.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at June 16, 2011 06:58 AM (FkKjr)
Great - now he can go be a lobbyist and make millions merely pimping the system rather than participating in it directly.
I need a gig like that.
Posted by: Reactionary at June 16, 2011 07:00 AM (xUM1Q)
Posted by: FPW at June 16, 2011 07:01 AM (TV27A)
I can see this guy totally losing it and ended up a broken man. He'll be broken anyway even if she does support him. However, in the latter case, he may eventually rebuild himself as a better man. If it's the former, I can see suicide (or at least an attempt) in the near future.
Been wondering that myself. If this crazy report that he has friends is true, they should be watching him closely.
Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 07:01 AM (M+5NF)
He has a future as a monosexual activist. You know, the "M" in LGBTM.
Posted by: Wm T Sherman at June 16, 2011 07:01 AM (C0Z3w)
GIVE US TIME TO THINK....
Posted by: Kos Existential Emergency at June 16, 2011 07:02 AM (wOaLi)
Posted by: no good deed at June 16, 2011 07:02 AM (MZSfb)
Posted by: JonathanEllis at June 16, 2011 07:04 AM (BdzEV)
Posted by: RightWingProf at June 16, 2011 10:51 AM (UOcNk)
awww crap. You're gonna try to bring morals into this?
Sorry - forgot what website I was on. But it's true - while he did it to himself, I still feel a bit sorry for the guy. Not much, but a bit.
I actually hope Huma is really not pregnant, because if he doesn't get his act together, he'd make a pretty poor parent (and as a divorced one, which I bet he'll end up soon enough, even worse). Having to have Weinergate in your family history would really suck.
But I doubt he will learn much from this. Most don't.
Posted by: RightWingProf at June 16, 2011 07:05 AM (UOcNk)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 11:02 AM (kUaEF)
Newt has some openings.
Posted by: Tami at June 16, 2011 07:05 AM (X6akg)
I just heard on Fox that "Weiner's been under intense pressure"
Sounds painful. I'd resign too.......
Posted by: Gerry Owen at June 16, 2011 07:07 AM (4ABat)
Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2011 07:07 AM (afUO8)
to be fair, Weener's wife is kinda hot- makes you wonder what kind of twisted asshole he is that he can only shoot his goo from tweeting his prick to people over the intertubes
Posted by: Jones at June 16, 2011 07:07 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: RightWingProf at June 16, 2011 07:07 AM (UOcNk)
Posted by: A. Weiner at June 16, 2011 07:08 AM (yQWNf)
what happens to Weiner's staff now?
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 11:02 AM
there was a story a couple of days ago that they were promised new jobs.
Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 07:09 AM (M+5NF)
Posted by: RightWingProf at June 16, 2011 11:07 AM (UOcNk)
Naw- this kid has upper management written all over him
Posted by: one of the Bobs at June 16, 2011 07:09 AM (8sCoq)
The visual that popped into my head is of a bloated tick sitting on my behind.
So that's kind of killing my sympathy for the guy.
With so many people in the country going through massive changes in life as they know it right now due to no fault of their own, or at least due to honest mistakes that they made, I have ZERO SYMPATHY for this bastard. Zero.
Posted by: Y-not at June 16, 2011 07:09 AM (TFxd0)
Posted by: RightWingProf at June 16, 2011 11:07 AM (UOcNk)
Dems get promoted when they fuck up.
Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at June 16, 2011 07:09 AM (6IReR)
Posted by: lan sing at June 16, 2011 07:10 AM (YHrQZ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 07:10 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 07:12 AM (kUaEF)
I actually hope Huma is really not pregnant
Same here. Huma's going to have to work to support the kid, and I can't see Weiner being a humble stay-at-home dad, especially since home will now have to be Huma's pad in D.C. Can't quite see him pushing a buggy around a town where he used to roll about majestically in limos and stalk interns. That leaves the kid nannied and unparented. Not the worst fate, but sad.
Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 07:12 AM (M+5NF)
I don't. My 5 year old son just ran into the room shouting, 'Ha! Former Congressman Weiner. That just goes to show ya you can't send pics of your weiner and stay in this Congress. C-Ya!'
No five year old should ever have to hear this shit on the news.
Posted by: momma at June 16, 2011 07:13 AM (nWikJ)
Posted by: RightWingProf at June 16, 2011 11:07 AM (UOcNk)
I don't know - my guess is that he'll land on his feet financially - he'll probably end up making far more $$ from a deal cut by Pelosi/Obama/Clinton for him to go. But it won't feed the ego needs like being a CongressCritter on the news will.
Someone (maybe Sowell) once described being a politician like the guy nobobdy can stand at the party who has coke. He may be a jerk, but he's got coke, so they suck up to him.
Posted by: RightWingProf at June 16, 2011 07:14 AM (UOcNk)
Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2011 07:14 AM (afUO8)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 11:10 AM (kUaEF)
QED
Posted by: one of the Bobs at June 16, 2011 07:14 AM (8sCoq)
That's not the staff I meant.
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 11:12 AM
This story has forever destroyed the English language. Not that we ever contributed much to its wholesomeness here.
Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 07:14 AM (M+5NF)
Posted by: lan sing at June 16, 2011 07:15 AM (YHrQZ)
Posted by: Deep thoughts with Nancy Pelosi at June 16, 2011 07:16 AM (rS3u3)
That leaves the kid nannied and unparented. Not the worst fate, but sad.
Worse is the fact that he wants to name the kid Oscar.
Posted by: Cue card guy jobless due to teleprompters at June 16, 2011 07:16 AM (VndSC)
Does everyone assume that Huma will stay with this jackass? Because they've been married less than a year and why would she not file immediately for divorce?
Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2011 11:14 AM (afUO
She'll stay with him for the exact amount of time it is lucrative for her to do so. And not one minute longer. She's a liberal. They are what they are. All human relationships are utilitarian arrangements to those people.
Posted by: Reactionary at June 16, 2011 07:17 AM (xUM1Q)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at June 16, 2011 07:18 AM (FkKjr)
Posted by: JonathanEllis at June 16, 2011 11:04 AM (BdzEV)
And Breitbart, Patterico, and a few others. Without all of them pushing this story, this asshole would have weathered the storm, and by now would be on camera tearing down Clarence Thomas instead of resigning his office, because not only weren't the MBM gonna push it, but the GOP was taking a pass, as well. This is a great day. No mercy. Ever.
Posted by: holygoat at June 16, 2011 07:18 AM (reo+A)
Posted by: Mike Castle at June 16, 2011 07:19 AM (4YUWF)
disaster for a tweeter,
Ace of Spades spikes the ball,
Down goes the Weiner.
Time to put away our spears,
Ace and Andy bow to cheers,
Dem rep Tony says goodbye,
Down goes the Weiner.
With apologies to Mother Goose and lovers of nursery rhyme, everywhere.
Posted by: Jack at June 16, 2011 07:20 AM (kCT7A)
Huma will not leave this idiot. She's probably convinced he can still be mayor, and the thought of the first lady of NYC being a Muslim is probably enough to keep her with him. Sadly, New Yorkers will probably elect him.
Until then, he'll probably get some kind of show on MSNBC - after his "treatment," of course.
Posted by: sydney jane at June 16, 2011 07:20 AM (WDFri)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 16, 2011 07:21 AM (mQMnK)
She'll stay with him for the exact amount of time it is lucrative for her to do so. And not one minute longer. She's a liberal. They are what they are. All human relationships are utilitarian arrangements to those people.
Posted by: Reactionary at June 16, 2011 11:17 AM (xUM1Q)
Yeah, I think she'll wait to see if he can reclaim any sort of real power in the near term - -say through the 2012 elections -- and ditch him if it appears that it isn't in the offing.
Posted by: holygoat at June 16, 2011 07:22 AM (reo+A)
Posted by: booger at June 16, 2011 07:22 AM (9RFH1)
WEINERVILLE
Filming
my JockeyÂ’s ,
watchin' some hockey;
And all of those lib chicks following me.
Strokin' my six gun, man is this shit fun.
I can tell which ones
Wish they were swallowinÂ’ me.
Wasted away again in Tony Weinerville,
No
way IÂ’m ever gonna get caught.
Some people claim that there's a pornstar to blame,
But I know it's Ace of Spade's fault.
IÂ’m virtual boninÂ’,
SpillinÂ’ like Onan
IÂ’m willing to show off my package for free.
IÂ’m trollinÂ’ for booty,
With underage cuties, whatÂ’ll they say
At MSNBC?
Wasted away again in Tony Weinerville,
No way IÂ’m ever gonna get caught.
Some people claim that there's a pornstar to blame,
But I know it's Ace of Spade's fault.
I blew out my fap slop,
Adjusted my f-stop,
Calloused hands donÂ’t make focusing fun
But there's spooge on the lenses,
As I cum to my senses
A frozen-stiff cock shot for my hangers on.
Wasted away again in Tony Weinerville,
No way IÂ’m ever gona get caught.
Some people claim there's six women to blame,
But I know it's Ace of Spade's fault.
Posted by: My Sharia Moor at June 16, 2011 07:25 AM (CxpBB)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 16, 2011 07:26 AM (rS3u3)
Posted by: Erik Larsen at June 16, 2011 07:26 AM (jbWs+)
Posted by: Max Entropy at June 16, 2011 07:31 AM (lH6z9)
Posted by: Max Entropy at June 16, 2011 11:31 AM (lH6z9)
Are the late night clowns going after him at all or is it still nothing but Sarah Palin insults?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 16, 2011 07:34 AM (1Jaio)
He'll be reduced to being followed by middle-aged men posing as hot young wimmin in the Middle-East. If he's lucky.
Posted by: Retread at June 16, 2011 07:39 AM (G+7cD)
Posted by: Ken at June 16, 2011 07:40 AM (JYADs)
Posted by: Kensington at June 16, 2011 07:51 AM (uaEZS)
The funny yet pathetic part of this saga is the fact that som many in the media were willing to lie for this guy. "Come on Weiner - come up with a good lie - we will cover for you".
Maddow and Stewart too.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at June 16, 2011 07:54 AM (0fzsA)
Huma can't divorce him until he gets another job. Otherwise, her child support/alimony check will be pennies.
She is pretty hot though, way out of Weiner's league, but getting on in the years. It wont take long to find another Democrap to treat her like shit.
Posted by: The Schwalbe: © at June 16, 2011 08:05 AM (UU0OF)
Huma can't divorce him until he gets another job. Otherwise, her child support/alimony check will be pennies.
She has her own income equal to his, so would there even be alimony? Or whould she end up paying HIM alimony...
Posted by: giftogab at June 16, 2011 08:24 AM (SPVfc)
Posted by: Ken at June 16, 2011 08:38 AM (JYADs)
No no no it must be a "Flaming Wiener"! Gota be thousands of pic's out there of burnt dog on a stick.
Posted by: Paladin at June 16, 2011 08:55 AM (IFdgM)
WTF?
Just do it already and get it over with, ya flake.
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at June 16, 2011 09:23 AM (1rHeD)
From uptight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocritics
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth
I've had enough of reading things
By neurotic, psychotic, pig-headed politicians
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth
No short-haired, yellow-bellied, son of tricky dicky
Is gonna mother hubbard soft soap me
With just a pocketful of hope
Money for dope
Money for rope
Posted by: John Lennon at June 16, 2011 10:12 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Weiner's wiener at June 16, 2011 11:06 AM (4zoRn)
I,ll bet all the liberals will be devestated over this
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at June 17, 2011 06:47 AM (vA9ld)
Posted by: north face at June 20, 2011 02:44 AM (LGHKZ)
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Weiner Goes Down!
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 05:47 AM (RgXpA)