September 01, 2011

Obama Bashes Congress Again
— rdbrewer

That darned Congress. Why can't they get their act together? Good thing Obama is above it all. He never engages in petty partisan wrangling.

Within minutes of agreeing with congressional leaders Wednesday night on an address to a joint session next week, President Obama flashed out an email to millions of supporters criticizing the chambers, their members and vowing to pressure them to enact his as yet unspecified job creation ideas.

"It's been a long time since Congress was focused on what the American people need them to be focused on," the Democrat charged in an email with the subject line: "Frustrated."

Jay Carney adds, "Don't look over here; look over there!" and that people are "sick and tired" of Washington:

President Barack Obama's chief spokesman says the dust-up with House Republicans over the timing of Obama's economic speech to Congress dramatizes why "people are fed up" with Washington.

. . .

Carney says "Americans are sick and tired of the partisan bickering" in the capital. He argues that Obama wants to focus on "things we can do" to spur the economy.

As if the White House is no longer part of Washington.

I wonder who Obama thinks he's bullsh*tting. I doubt many people are swayed by this rhetoric--you know, people just waking from a two-year coma, children, people just back from Gamma Hydra 7, people from the Upper West Side. That's about it.

Oh, I know. People who work in the Oval Office.

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Posted by: rdbrewer at 05:51 AM | Comments (276)
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1 Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at September 01, 2011 05:54 AM (4df7R)

2 Leftism is a mental disorder.

Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at September 01, 2011 05:54 AM (iRlbA)

3

Jesus F'ing Christ, 16 more months...16 more months....

 

Posted by: Ben at September 01, 2011 05:55 AM (wuv1c)

4

I guess Obama is going to run as the outsider again in 2012, but this time from within the oval office.

That makes total sense.

 

Posted by: Ben at September 01, 2011 05:56 AM (wuv1c)

5 people just back from Gamma Hydra 7

We're in orbit around Gamm Hydra 6, goddammit!!!

Posted by: EC at September 01, 2011 05:56 AM (GQ8sn)

6

"It's been a long time since Congress was focused on what the American people need them to be focused on," the Democrat charged in an email with the subject line: "Frustrated."

HAH!  I love how the LA Times has to mention that the President is a democrat.  Like we don't all already know that.  It stands out in such glaring detail, because the MFM never tells the reader that early in a story if someone's a democrat; only if they're a wackadoodle republican.

And why the heck did they capitalize "the Democrat?"  It's not a proper noun.  "House Republicans" yes, because it's a specific group, but Obama is hardly the only democrat in the country (more's the g-ddamned pity).

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at September 01, 2011 05:56 AM (4df7R)

7

... people just back from Gamma Hydra 7, ...

How dare you compare us to that riff-raff!

Posted by: Omicron Persei 8 at September 01, 2011 05:57 AM (RZRz9)

8 I want to see SCOMF signs and logos in the background at various political events; kind of like that squirrel meme of a few years ago...

Posted by: Paris Paramus at September 01, 2011 05:57 AM (ZkOqy)

9 You forgot the MFM.

Posted by: Barry, your Law Review editor at September 01, 2011 05:57 AM (4sQwu)

10

Carney says "Americans are sick and tired of the partisan bickering". 

No, you useless cock-gobbler, Americans are sick of the fact that an 11-year-old boy who still wears diapers is the one who is in charge of running the country.  Fuck you.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 01, 2011 05:58 AM (wMsKw)

11 There is something wrong mentally with that fucking SCOAMF. Seriously starting to sound deranged. Guess what fucktard? "Congress" isn't on the ballot as a presidential contender in 2012.

Posted by: Max Power at September 01, 2011 05:58 AM (+wxCD)

12 It's all Bush's Congress' fault

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 01, 2011 06:00 AM (1Jaio)

13 Amanda -- (yes, Amanda.  As in Amanda Huginkiss, the name I registered under)

Today I asked for a joint session of Congress where I will lay out a clear plan to get Americans back to work. (We Americans haven't been on vacation.  We don't need to "get back to work."  WE haven't been on vacation, or out golfing.  We need a government which does not burden businesses with such staggering taxation and regulation that they become advers to investments and hirring.)  Next week, I will deliver the details of the plan and call on lawmakers to pass it.  (Is this the same plan that you promised to deliver when you returned from your vacation, or the plan you pomised to deliver when you returned from your vacation last year?)

Whether they will do the job they were elected to do is ultimately up to them.  (Just like whether you will do the job you were elected to do is ultimately up to you and the greenskeeper.)

But both you and I can pressure them to do the right thing. (If you can put pressure on them, then why didn't you do that during the recent budget debacle?  Or for that matter, why haven't you pressured them to pass a budget at any poiint in the last two years?)  We can send the message that the American people are playing by the rules and meeting their responsibilities -- and it's time for our leaders in Congress to meet theirs.  (Meeting responsibilities?  Really?  What single responsibility have you met)

And we must hold them accountable if they don't.  (Why, can't they blame Bush, too?

So I'm asking you to stand with me in calling on Congress to step up and take action on jobs:  (I'm calling on YOU to stand up and present an actual workable plan to make America business friendly.)
Link redacted, because fuck that stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

No matter how things go in the weeks and months ahead, this will be an important challenge for our organization.  (Here's an important challenge for you:  stop worrying about your handicap, and start worrying about the people you supposedly work for--and I don't mean the ones who can afford $35K dinners with you.)
It's been a long time since Congress was focused on what the American people need them to be focused on.  (Hi Pot, this is kettle.)

I know that you're frustrated by that. I am, too.  (Why?  You have a job.  You are a millionaire.  You don't have to eat your peas.)

That's why I'm putting forward a set of bipartisan proposals to help grow the economy and create jobs -- that means strengthening our small businesses, giving needed breaks to middle-class families, while taking responsible steps to bring down our deficit.  (Um, you are a democrat.  How can YOU put forth a set of bipartisan proposals?  It takes two to be bipartisan--but you know that, being all Harvard educated and shit, right?  You also know that you can't really create jobs--you can only encourage an environment where business growth is encouraged--because the government hiring people isn't "job creation."  As for being responsible about bringing down the deficit--does this mean you won't be adding an additional three trillion in debt to our backs in the next couple years?

I'm asking lawmakers to look past short-term politics and take action on that plan. But we've got to do this together.  (I'm asking you to look beyond short term politics and do what is best for the country, too.  By that, I mean take a long drive with a Kennedy.  Go skiing with a Bono.  Go hunting with Dick Cheney.  Do it together with Joe.)

I will deliver this message to Congress next week, but I'm asking you to stand alongside me today:
Link redacted, because fuck that stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.
More to come,

Barack

Posted by: Chuck Z at September 01, 2011 06:00 AM (OITDh)

14 I'm actually surprised that Carney would have the courage to get in front of the cameras again, let alone to again spout the same or worse BS that he always does.

I don't think that it is a good thing for anybody who is without any shred of shame to be speaking for this country.  That includes politicians.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 01, 2011 06:01 AM (jx2j9)

15 I don't think government works the way he thinks it does.

Posted by: dogfish at September 01, 2011 06:01 AM (NuPNl)

16

... people just back from Gamma Hydra 7, ...

 

You rang?

Posted by: Dennis Kucinich at September 01, 2011 06:01 AM (OITDh)

17 I think I've come to the conclusion that there is a minimum amount of stupid/ignorance required to be a democrat...

Posted by: Knndlb at September 01, 2011 06:01 AM (fvK3X)

18 Obama is proving himself everyday that he's a weak and pathetic excuse of a president. Only 16 months left. You're one and, fool!

Posted by: A to the X at September 01, 2011 06:02 AM (z0TuF)

19 RDBrewer,

Partisanship for me never for thee....

//Ogabe

my pet raccoon asks:  hey Bambi how'd the elephant's ass taste last November?

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 06:04 AM (AEIYh)

20 I give him a solid B+

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 01, 2011 06:04 AM (wD2OY)

21 He's cracking up. Slowly but he's unraveling.

Forget whether he wants another four years -- he cannot possibly handle another four years. Either can we of course but he really can't.

Posted by: lu at September 01, 2011 06:04 AM (pLTLS)

22 This "major speech" next week is going to be a doozy. 

Are the Supremes required to be there?  Are reps and senators actually required to be there?

I know there are standing applause moments, but how about catcalls and boos?

How about "you lie!" when it is in response to a factual lie, of which there will be plenty?

The professor-in-chief, the lecturer, the scolder, the adult-in-the-room, the boring jerk, will be trying his damnedness to seem to rise up above the partisan fray, but it will be obvious to even an alien from Mars that he is deep in the muddy pit.

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at September 01, 2011 06:05 AM (4sQwu)

23 That darned congress that the dOpe used to control is ruining his golf schedule, not to mention failing to get him his jobs plan. Ignorant, vile racists.

Posted by: hobbiteses love tea parties at September 01, 2011 06:05 AM (Wn/Hp)

24

WE aren't swayed, but that's because we're politically aware.

Here's the way the issue was reported on AP Radio News this morning (paraphrased):  "Obama will address a joint session of Congress on September 8 to present his jobs plan.  He was previously going to address Congress on the 7th, but John Boehner refused as that would conflict with the scheduled GOP debate that evening."

Obama didn't cave.  He got what he wanted..."compromise" on an issue meaningless to him and a talking point. 

Posted by: JohnTant at September 01, 2011 06:06 AM (PFy0L)

25

Posted by: Chuck Z at September 01, 2011 10:00 AM (OITDh)

Can there be a thread winner this early in a thread?  Because YES.

Also, I laughed far too hard at this:

(Just like whether you will do the job you were elected to do is ultimately up to you and the greenskeeper.)

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at September 01, 2011 06:07 AM (4df7R)

26 Stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.  Props to Boehner for telling him no. 

Posted by: Peaches at September 01, 2011 06:08 AM (/ybwc)

27 hey glenn beck just said that it's no longer the federal government, its' "your entire federal family". 

Posted by: city gal at September 01, 2011 06:08 AM (k1rwm)

28 Behold my power, ye foul-mouthed, and despair!

Posted by: The f*cking asterisk at September 01, 2011 06:08 AM (SCcgT)

29 25 John Tant,

we can't control the newsies fella and at 38% and falling Ogabe can't con enough folks quick enough....

the media will never break up with their boyfriend

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 06:08 AM (AEIYh)

30

I thought the Senate was still led by Democrats - is he throwing the Dem Senators under the bus too? Weird.

And what helps with frustration? Playing a round of golf or two. I bet he'll be on the links this weekend.

Posted by: timmy at September 01, 2011 06:09 AM (Lg3rH)

31 27 Peaches,

Boner rolled him

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 06:09 AM (AEIYh)

32

Blame Congress?

Why won't the Republicans point out that the dems had unfettered control of congress for almost a year (from the inauguration of Franken to the inauguration of Scott Brown). The democrats could have passed 1,000 laws during that time, but instead elected to argue amonst themselves over the terms of Obamacare.

It is the democrats and Obama who dropped the ball ... spooging all over national health care instead of dealing with the environment.

When Obama blames Congress, he is pointing out his own failure.

Posted by: ace2 at September 01, 2011 06:09 AM (9b2ES)

33 "It's been a long time since Congress was focused on what the American people need them to be focused on," the Democrat charged in an email with the subject line: "Frustrated."

Since January 4th, 2007.

Posted by: toby928™ at September 01, 2011 06:09 AM (GTbGH)

34 I doubt this kerfuffle lasted long enough for most people to even notice.

Posted by: Adobe Walls at September 01, 2011 06:10 AM (mLThi)

35 31 Timmy,

what's really funny about King Putt's 'strategy' is that in flaming an opposition Congress while also throwing Dingy harry under the verbal bus he is attacking the easiest and hardest to defend house both....

in the wrong order for his goal....

the Senate is VERY vulnerable and the house is always a 435 yard fight....

"smart power!"

as Orca Winfrey knows it is all about the O baby

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 06:10 AM (AEIYh)

36 Actually federal family makes sense.  "They'll be around the table at the will too, hand out, just like the rest of them" said granny

Posted by: at September 01, 2011 06:11 AM (k1rwm)

37 “It’s been a long time since Congress was focused on what the American people need them to be focused on.” We know. That’s why Tea Party candidates won in 2010 and will win more seats in 2012. But somehow I don’t think that’s what he meant.

Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at September 01, 2011 06:11 AM (91XRk)

38

Obama's plan - pass a law requiring every business to hire 10 more people.  Problem solved.

Next problem please.

Posted by: Monkeytoe at September 01, 2011 06:12 AM (sOx93)

39

I wonder who Obama thinks he's bullsh*tting. 

 

Hate to break it to you, But about 40% of the adult population will absolutely agree with him, no matter what he does.

Posted by: BuckIV at September 01, 2011 06:12 AM (+4mBJ)

40
I'm asking you to look beyond short term politics and do what is best for the country, too.  By that, I mean take a long drive with a Kennedy.  Go skiing with a Bono.  Go hunting with Dick Cheney.  Do it together with Joe.)

Share a hotel room with Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Hillarity at September 01, 2011 06:12 AM (gppu7)

41

This isn't going to work because a large part of the American public are hapless idiots.

I remember in 2008 that the majority of voters thought that the republicans controlled congress.

Posted by: Ben at September 01, 2011 06:13 AM (wuv1c)

42 I bet NBC would love to whack Obama across the face with a sock full of rocks.  How many NFL fans do you think are going to tune in for the season opener, and then get pissed when they're forced to listen to analysis of the jugeared SCOAMF's non-plan instead?  If I were NBC, I'd keep the football (pregame and all) and relegate the prez to the NBC graveyard (aka MSNBC).  Their (NBC's) ratings would SOAR.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at September 01, 2011 06:14 AM (4df7R)

43 43 Buck IV,

I don't think so maybe he could pull the "I am here and not part of the problem game" into '09 but the heady days of gainting are over...

people are fainting at the gas pump and when they get their lightbill and last unemployment check....not when Obamacles the Dull gets in front of Moutn Bullshitus and speaks

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 06:14 AM (AEIYh)

44 With Obama's first lie next week someone should stand up, yell out You're Full Of Shit Mr. President...then all of the GOP walks out single file.


Posted by: Barbarian at September 01, 2011 06:15 AM (EL+OC)

45 45 Ben,

yup and who'd they elect to 'blame" in '10....

people get hungry enough they get mad they get mad enough they pay attention....

Moochelle and Bury's Vacacay habit will lose him the working poor.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 06:15 AM (AEIYh)

46 I hate to be a spoil sport, but chuck's otherwise excellent post went off the rails when he went all "Death Wish" at the end. Not cool. I want President SomeSay to live a long life so he can be reminded every day what a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure he is.

Posted by: Max Power at September 01, 2011 06:15 AM (+wxCD)

47 He sure talks about getting back to work a lot.
Joe Biden's trip to china ended with him taking a break here in Hawaii--of course, he did give a speech to the Marines at Kaneohe MCAS--those who they could catch before they made it off base--then Joey hit the links too, and spent the weekend here.

Can we replace the AF 1/2  plane with whatever The big bopper flew on?

Posted by: Chuck Z at September 01, 2011 06:16 AM (OITDh)

48 The congress should tell him if he doesn't stop his childish tweeting, he can give his speech in his bathroom. Fuck this asshole

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 01, 2011 06:16 AM (i6RpT)

49 Gamma Hydra IV was my big moment.

Posted by: Commodore Stocker at September 01, 2011 06:16 AM (UbUbe)

50 38,

and thanks to Ogabecare they'll be the family member forcing the plug to get pulled to speed up the will as well

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 06:16 AM (AEIYh)

51 Show of hands....who remembers the criticism from the left about how George Bush never accepts responsibility for anything. He always thinks he is right and it is someone else's fault....

Posted by: Pablito at September 01, 2011 06:17 AM (vpJuJ)

52 Right. Intentionally choosing the same night for your big speech as a Republican debate - THAT isn't going to piss off the electorate. That "dust up" was cause by one thing and one thing only - OBAMA. Fucking moron.

Posted by: deadrody at September 01, 2011 06:17 AM (GJhuj)

53 Democrats had control of the House and Senate from 2007 until January 2011. Why does Obama hate Democrats?

Posted by: Randy at September 01, 2011 06:17 AM (SwPvC)

54 With Obama's first lie next week someone should stand up, yell out You're Full Of Shit Mr. President, boy...then all of the GOP walks out single file.


Posted by: Barbarian at September 01, 2011 10:15 AM (EL+OC)

you left out something.  i fixed

Posted by: yinzer at September 01, 2011 06:17 AM (/Mla1)

55 Well, people may dislike Congress, but they seem to be liking Perry.

Rasmussen has Perry up on Obama, 44% to 41%.  Survey of likely voters.  First time Perry is up on Obama in Ras.  Other GOPs are slightly behind Obama. 

I'm braced for the jerks at Politico and NBC (they're running the debate, right?) to try to submarine Rick next week.  Fingers crossed he weathers the assault. 

Posted by: Y-not at September 01, 2011 06:18 AM (5H6zj)

56 46 I bet NBC would love to whack Obama across the face with a sock full of rocks.  How many NFL fans do you think are going to tune in for the season opener, and then get pissed when they're forced to listen to analysis of the jugeared SCOAMF's non-plan instead?  If I were NBC, I'd keep the football (pregame and all) and relegate the prez to the NBC graveyard (aka MSNBC).  Their (NBC's) ratings would SOAR.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at September 01, 2011 10:14 AM (4df7R)

They will.  Because NBC would piss off the advertisers that have paid money for their commercials to play during a football game.  And their pregame is supposed to start at 7:30pm and kickoff is at 8:30pm.  No way do they hurt that revenue stream, because Fox and CBS would probably love to get that Sunday Night coverage once NBC's current contract is up, and dicking over advertisers is not going to be a plus for NBC.

Posted by: buzzion at September 01, 2011 06:19 AM (GULKT)

57

Carney says "Americans are sick and tired of the partisan bickering" in the capital. He argues that Obama wants to focus on "things we can do" to spur the economy.

Oh, and Tea Partiers are terrorists.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at September 01, 2011 06:19 AM (ehEyA)

58 Bottom line: I think it's painfully obvious that the Mexicans don't have enough guns and that this country has entirely too many guitars.

Fix these problems and the stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure in the White House wins another term.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 01, 2011 06:20 AM (jx2j9)

59

With Obama's first lie next week someone should stand up, yell out You're Full Of Shit Mr. President...then all of the GOP walks out single file.

Or they could all start coughing. 

*bullshit*  *blow job*

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at September 01, 2011 06:21 AM (ehEyA)

Posted by: kbdabear at September 01, 2011 06:21 AM (Y+DPZ)

61

Posted by: kbdabear at September 01, 2011 10:21 AM (Y+DPZ)

That is awesome.

Posted by: yinzer at September 01, 2011 06:22 AM (/Mla1)

62

I'm braced for the jerks at Politico and NBC (they're running the debate, right?) to try to submarine Rick next week.  Fingers crossed he weathers the assault. 

Posted by: Y-not at September 01, 2011 10:18 AM (5H6zj)

They will try and get him and Romney to go at eachother.

Posted by: buzzion at September 01, 2011 06:22 AM (GULKT)

63

Posted by: Y-not at September 01, 2011 10:18 AM (5H6zj)

it's in the margin of errors but realiable since last time Obama was up 3- also in the margin of error. I think Gallup got it right that it's a tie which is bad for Obama considering Perry has not as much name recognition and has had the media already come out begging the GOP not to nominate him. It also destroys the GOP establishment elite, and certain Romney talk radio supporters, to sto the Perry is unelectable crap.

The GOP Debate this upcoming Tuesday will be a great way for Perry to introduce himself to those on the fence that decide to tune in.

PS - Ras has Obama at 43% approval and I think Romney going from being competitive to Obama to losing to him shows people are not liking him as an alternative anymore, Generic GOP still beats Obama also

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Perry Guy) at September 01, 2011 06:23 AM (3XDPM)

64 speaking of women whose names begin with "M":  "
"Maxine Waters: ‘GangsterÂ’ Banks Must Modify Loans Or ‘WeÂ’re Gonna Tax Them Out of ExistenceÂ’"and last night it was just horrifying to hear that o'really ask:  "is that her hair?"

Posted by: at September 01, 2011 06:24 AM (k1rwm)

65

Lucky I got here when I did!

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 01, 2011 06:25 AM (u2rWt)

66

From Ras:

Perry leads Obama by 70 percentage points among Republicans while Romney leads by 63. The president leads all three among unaffiliated voters. However, the presidentÂ’s support among unaffiliateds ranges from 41% to 44% and a quarter of unaffiliateds remain either undecided or interested in a third party option

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Perry Guy) at September 01, 2011 06:26 AM (3XDPM)

67

Get your SCOAMF gear here:

tinyurl.com/3d9lz6d

Now with even more stuttering and clusterfucking.

Posted by: chazmartel at September 01, 2011 06:26 AM (wlSqE)

68 Thinking outside the box here...but how great would it be if this "speech" also included how our dear leader was not going to seek a 2nd term, so we MUST pass his FDR style jobs bill?

Hmmmmm......

Posted by: AeroFANatic at September 01, 2011 06:26 AM (h8FS0)

69 @67
Yep. 

Obama is floundering.  His unforced error yesterday is one sign of it, but even had he not gotten into a pissing match with Boehner, I just don't see how another speech is going to help him.  He needs a little less talk and a lot more action! 

Posted by: Y-not at September 01, 2011 06:27 AM (5H6zj)

70 "Frustrated" .. that those Republicans won't act like Democrats

What a dweeb

Posted by: James Loughner at September 01, 2011 06:28 AM (e8kgV)

71

Posted by: AeroFANatic at September 01, 2011 10:26 AM (h8FS0)

this would be a great time for the GOP to show their side not giving Obama approval, they fucked it up epically by doing that taking a Dem date crap w/ the SOTU. I mean even fucking McCain thought that was stupid! McCain!

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Perry Guy) at September 01, 2011 06:28 AM (3XDPM)

72

Get your SCOAMF gear here:

tinyurl.com/3d9lz6d

Now with even more stuttering and clusterfucking.

Posted by: chazmartel at September 01, 2011 10:26 AM

Does ace get a piece of that? He should

Posted by: kbdabear at September 01, 2011 06:28 AM (Y+DPZ)

73

I want President SomeSay to live a long life so he can be reminded every day what a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure he is.

He will never ever admit that or even know that.  After all, post-presidency he will live the Clinton life of huge speaking fees, lavish trips around the world in eeeevvviiiilll corporate jets and all the rest.  He will never have to accept that he did anything wrong since it was all Bush's Fault. 

Posted by: alexthechick at September 01, 2011 06:28 AM (VtjlW)

74

I am so frustrated that Congress won't act on my awesomely awesome jobs plan that I haven't told them about yet.  I'm telling the American people on them, darn it!

Oh, and I inherited this mess from Bush.  It took eight years to get us into this mess and it'll take time to get out of it.  The rich need to pay more taxes.  The evil corporations are sitting on all their money and not hiring.  And the corporate jet owners.  They spend money that I want.  There was an earthquake.  And a hurricane.  And a tsunami somewhere.  And stuff happened in the Middle East.  The evil Republicans won't let me do what I want.  I got a flat tire. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. The dog ate my speech.  I haven't had a vacation in days!

When will those people in Washington listen to the American people?

IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

 

Posted by: teh SCOAMF at September 01, 2011 06:29 AM (InrkQ)

75

Get your SCOAMF gear here:

tinyurl.com/3d9lz6d

Now with even more stuttering and clusterfucking.

Posted by: chazmartel at September 01, 2011 10:26 AM

Does ace get a piece of that? He should

Posted by: kbdabear at September 01, 2011 10:28 AM (Y+DPZ)

Be more than happy to - I emailed him yesterday on this, haven't yet heard back.

Posted by: chazmartel at September 01, 2011 06:30 AM (wlSqE)

76

Posted by: alexthechick at September 01, 2011 10:28 AM (VtjlW)

you people think Carter and Pierce were rude, loudmouths, that blamed everyone but them for their Presidencies? wait until Obama after 2012 (or God Help us after 2016) makes hundreds of thousands bashing the GOP for screwing up the greatest Presidency evah

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Perry Guy) at September 01, 2011 06:30 AM (3XDPM)

77 I won

Posted by: boehner at September 01, 2011 06:32 AM (gue+Q)

78 President Barack Obama’s overall job approval rating has sunk to an all-time low, as American voters disapprove 52 – 42 percent, compared to 47 – 46 percent approval in July, and among whites and men his approval has dropped into the 30s, according to a Quinnipiac University poll released today.

Posted by: James Loughner at September 01, 2011 06:32 AM (e8kgV)

79 I've only got 4 years of life and I'm going to be stuck listening to this idiot for most of it?  GODDAMMIT!

Posted by: Roy Batty at September 01, 2011 06:33 AM (VZ10+)

80 It's 10:33 am EST on Thursday 9/1/2011. Andre Carson is still a race baiting tool.

Just thought I'd put that on record.

Posted by: lu at September 01, 2011 06:33 AM (pLTLS)

81 Your merchandise is racist!

Buy a non-racist calendar from me

Posted by: Cahrsel Jhonsno at September 01, 2011 06:33 AM (Y+DPZ)

82 The GOP should rise en masse, point, and start laughing at the JEF when he blames Boosh for the current economy. That would be funny.

Posted by: Dick Nixon at September 01, 2011 06:33 AM (kaOJx)

83 80...

I have NO problem with that at all....

he can go be Elmer Gantry for the dumb runes on the left because as his behavior shows he and the greatest FLotUS EVAH! sure as hell will not pump the money into the main body of the DNC it'll go to their pockets

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 06:33 AM (AEIYh)

84 77 ATC,

oh he knows...

that is why he is getting more petulant and defiant....

when he thought he'd coast to victory six months back he was detached.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 06:35 AM (AEIYh)

85 Bachmann is running an anti-Perry ad in SC, attacking him on spending.  Two things though.  One, its focus is on which of them is more "Tea Party," which is a little beside the point, particularly given how the TP brand has been struggling lately.  Second, the news clip they use to show a pro-Bachmann "headline" is from Mother Jones.  Really?  Mother Jones? 

Link goes to Politico where they have the video. 

Posted by: Y-not at September 01, 2011 06:35 AM (5H6zj)

86

Posted by: James Loughner at September 01, 2011 10:32 AM (e8kgV)

all my analysis of the poll numbers of Obama seem to show that he was reaching new lows post-the bump he got from the Gabby Giffors shooting AZ Memorial speech. BUT the Osama killing lead to a bump where he was at 50-53 depending on what polls you saw for about a month. The debt debate hit and his approvals went back to their pre-Osama killing levels of the mid 40s. The downgrade has given him new records in the high 30s to low 40s. The downgrade seems to be what has finally made some Americans give up on giving this guy patience.

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Perry Guy) at September 01, 2011 06:36 AM (3XDPM)

87

Oh, and Tea Partiers are terrorists.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at September 01, 2011 10:19 AM (ehEyA)


You forgot the 'black lynching racists' part. 

Posted by: observer at September 01, 2011 06:36 AM (A6os6)

88

He will never ever admit that or even know that.  After all, post-presidency he will live the Clinton life of huge speaking fees, lavish trips around the world in eeeevvviiiilll corporate jets and all the rest.  He will never have to accept that he did anything wrong since it was all Bush's Fault. 

Posted by: alexthechick at September 01, 2011 10:28 AM (VtjlW)

He won't live the Clinton life.  He will live the Carter life, where he goes around the world badmouthing America, and kissing dictator ass.  You know, exactly what he does now.  Of course I actually expect Carter to outlive him since I think Carter probably lives a healthier lifestyle than President Putt-Putt.

Posted by: buzzion at September 01, 2011 06:36 AM (GULKT)

89

Posted by: Y-not at September 01, 2011 10:35 AM (5H6zj)

at risk of having ProgressoverPeace telling me how Bachmann/Bolton is in the bank for the 2012 GOP ticket, Bachmann is going nowhere since Perry jumped in. She's trailing in Iowa even.

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Perry Guy) at September 01, 2011 06:37 AM (3XDPM)

90 90,

he was golfing while our credit imploded....

he could have assuaged market concerns by declaring that like JFK he was engaging in legacy capital gains cuts, eliminating the AMT and reigning in regulatory overreach....

of course knowing that that would piss of soros and the moonbats he decided to stick out his chin instead

he's done

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 06:38 AM (AEIYh)

91 IE 6 is a small asteroid orbiting Gamma Hydra 7, which has an abandoned mining base formerly owned by the Millenium Mining Corp. It does have a lounge with a Nintendo 64, so it ain't too bad.

Posted by: where is the 'any' key? at September 01, 2011 06:38 AM (imEKj)

92 Mother Jones? 

Link goes to Politico where they have the video. 

Posted by: Y-not at September 01, 2011 10:35 AM (5H6zj)

Most casual viewers won't really catch it and they'll focus on the substance anyway.

But this is what happens when Ed Rollins is your campaign manager.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 01, 2011 06:38 AM (73tyQ)

93 I get this mental image of Bambi sidling up to the American public at the county fair while everybody is watching the sideshow, throwing his arm around our shoulders and saying "Boy, isn't that show creepy?" Then everybody around him edges away, trying not to make eye contact with the weirdo. Bottom line: Congress is 535 people, you are one man, and everybody blames you. And get your arm off me now or you'll pull away a stump.

Posted by: joncelli at September 01, 2011 06:39 AM (RD7QR)

94 93 ALM,

it is time for the tea party to shut up and focus on taking bambi out not taking out the better GOP candidates

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 06:39 AM (AEIYh)

95 Did the President ask the networks to push back the NFL for him?

Posted by: Jean at September 01, 2011 06:39 AM (WkuV6)

96 Hey, give Obama some credit. The Senate is a good deal of the problems we face!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2011 06:39 AM (7BU4a)

97

“Two-thirds of Democrats continue to approve of Obama’s economic record”

Exactly what do they like about it, anyway ?

Posted by: James Loughner at September 01, 2011 06:39 AM (e8kgV)

98 Gamma Hydra 7...awesome.

Posted by: SOYLENT GREEN at September 01, 2011 06:40 AM (M/WbE)

99

Posted by: joncelli at September 01, 2011 10:39 AM (RD7QR)

congress was more unpopular then Bush in 08 and yet the Dems who controlled it had a second straight wave year. The President has the blame come to his feet whether fair or unfair and Obama will be punished in 2012 NOT congress.

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Perry Guy) at September 01, 2011 06:40 AM (3XDPM)

100 97 Jonicelli,

exactly and he cannot be in 435 places at once whispering "you've got me!" to the local voters....

you can run against Congress but only when running downhill from stength on national mood for what you are offering....

the public already got the bill for his 2009 spending spree....and the downgrade was the price we paid for it

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 06:41 AM (AEIYh)

Posted by: at September 01, 2011 06:41 AM (k1rwm)

102 Dude, you see the Rasmussen poll? Perry is doing great out of the gate. What happened to Romney? He's losing now.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at September 01, 2011 06:42 AM (iAS1W)

103 "I remember in 2008 that the majority of voters thought that the republicans controlled congress." POTUS is the face of the government. POTUS is the face of the economy. That's just the way it is. Obama and the MFM have been trying to pass the blame on the economy onto the GOP 1/2 of 1/3. Once the MFM and democrat lifers satisfy themselves that this will never work, they will turn on Obama to protect the collectivist brand. Obama will have to STFU and take this marginalization quietly because he has pulled enough crazy shit already to be removed from office multiple times. The fap-inducing piece is that the best way for the left to disassociate their collectivist agenda from the loser is to paint him as a right-winger and then kick him to the curb. The fever swamps have already opened that door.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at September 01, 2011 06:42 AM (cbyrC)

104

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 10:39 AM (AEIYh)

agreed, we don't need another Delware in the White House race

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Perry Guy) at September 01, 2011 06:42 AM (3XDPM)

105 Your merchandise is racist!

Buy a non-racist calendar from me

Posted by: Cahrsel Jhonsno at September 01, 2011 10:33 AM (Y+DPZ)

You're right, copy should have read:  Now with more stuttering, clusterfucking and racism!  My bad. 

Posted by: chazmartel at September 01, 2011 06:43 AM (wlSqE)

106

He won't live the Clinton life.  He will live the Carter life, where he goes around the world badmouthing America, and kissing dictator ass.  You know, exactly what he does now.  Of course I actually expect Carter to outlive him since I think Carter probably lives a healthier lifestyle than President Putt-Putt.

Point, though I meant it more in the becoming supremely wealthy way.  You're right, though, he's going to make Clinton money doing Carter things.

Annnnd that's my cue to start the daytime drinking.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 01, 2011 06:43 AM (VtjlW)

107 and among whites and men his approval has dropped into the 30s I flipped off a white, middle aged guy with an Obama 2012 sticker this AM, the guy got all angry - as I pulled away from the light, the guy driving a truck behind me did the same. So three white, middle aged dudes, one for, two against -- there is your 30%.

Posted by: Jean at September 01, 2011 06:43 AM (WkuV6)

108

>>>Dude, you see the Rasmussen poll? Perry is doing great out of the gate. What happened to Romney? He's losing now.

It is just one poll, but I put it up because people seem to like poll data.

I think this is the first poll that puts Perry ahead of Obama

Posted by: Ben at September 01, 2011 06:44 AM (wuv1c)

109

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at September 01, 2011 10:42 AM (iAS1W)

to be fair there's lowballing of another candidates in the midst of a primary by certain primary candidate supporters. Not to mention the base and party are split during a primary. THAT said, Romney seems to be losing some appeal and Perry is gaining it.

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Perry Guy) at September 01, 2011 06:44 AM (3XDPM)

110 It's not really the fault of Congress. I've been holding them hostage with my home-made sign.

Posted by: fluffy bin Slackin, TEAhadist at September 01, 2011 06:44 AM (4Kl5M)

111

>>>>POTUS is the face of the government. POTUS is the face of the economy.

.

I'm counting on it.

Posted by: Ben at September 01, 2011 06:44 AM (wuv1c)

112 We're running against congress now?

OK, boss!  Got it!  Marching orders all in place.

Posted by: The MFM at September 01, 2011 06:46 AM (4sQwu)

113 107 FTL,

yup....

you can win ANY argument with any intellectually honest moderate on Bury being "the only adult in the room" by saying this simple line:

Barack spent over a trillion dollar on a stimulus that he said would cut unemployment to below 8% it is now 9.2% and climbing, the bill we paid for his spending as much as 8 years of bush in 3 was the downgrade....reelected he will spend almost triple the Bush era in deficit spending......

you had enough?


Barry is done

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 06:46 AM (AEIYh)

114

I love the new found meme against partisan bickering.  As if when W was in office the dems sat idley and quietly by, all peaceful like.  The vitriol that was spewed during those years by the libs/dems/msm/antiwar movement (where are they at now by the way) was nothing short of staggering......

 

Posted by: Spell Caster at September 01, 2011 06:46 AM (z82lw)

115 Hey, did you guys see the new definition for "the yips" in the sidebar?

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 01, 2011 06:46 AM (K7Bof)

116

For 8 years the msm told us that we were in a recession when we weren't, those were the bush years.  For 3 years the msm has been telling us we aren't in a recession when we are, these are the obama years.  Now they are going to try to convince us that Obama isn't really responsible for anything that has happened while he was President.  That's right, he is an outsider. That's the narrative and they are hoping we will go along with it.

Posted by: Marie at September 01, 2011 06:47 AM (W7Seu)

117 112 Ben,

the important poll is the one finding his support is down to 38-41% with women.....

he loses the white female crossover vote that swooned back in '08 he is toast.....

not even the entire cartoon cast of disney voting in all 57 states in all precincts will save him

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 06:48 AM (AEIYh)

118 121 Ben,

also with regards to your sidebar on bambi wanting to community organize online petitions.....

I think flooding him with "recall democrat" petitions will work just fine...

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 06:49 AM (AEIYh)

119 There once was an ass named Barack, who's ego far outgrew his cock.
He made lots of demands,then sat on his hands,while his base gasped in shock,
as he caved once again, to a much stronger man,who bitch slapped the dick on the clock. Now he's crawling on the screen,on the NFL's opening scene, thinking the fans want to see his jug-eared mug,but yet again he is wrong,we've all heard this song, and the country will flip the bird to this Chicago thug.

Posted by: gapeach at September 01, 2011 06:49 AM (RJcTS)

120 on the other hand, I'm tired and sick of Washington and their games.

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at September 01, 2011 06:50 AM (08Pe8)

121 Interesting thing at Yahoo.  Originally the article was titled "Obama Bows to Boehner..."  Now the link says "Obama yields to Boehner" and the title has been changed to "Timing clash settled..."

Posted by: buzzion at September 01, 2011 06:50 AM (GULKT)

122 I was watching news program with a panel yesterday where one on the panel pointed out all of the good things the government has done in the past - the Hoover Dam, Interstate Roads.  They say this with the clear implication that things like this could be done today.  They couldn't.  I say this because this government spent one trillion dollars in the last stimulus and there is absolutely nothing to show for it.  Which begs the question; Just exactly how much would the government need to spend to truly have something to show for it?  Something that would actually make a difference in spending?  Even by the government's own estimates going into the last stimulus, for every job they estimated they would create, they would have spent $200k.  Any new stimulus, if present history holds true, would need to be greater than one trillion dollars.   How much greater?  No body I think knows, but I don't think we should experiment until we find out.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 01, 2011 06:51 AM (jx2j9)

123

>>Interesting thing at Yahoo. Originally the article was titled "Obama Bows to Boehner..." Now the link says "Obama yields to Boehner" and the title has been changed to "Timing clash settled..."

It started off with "Obama gets a mouthful of Boehner"

Posted by: Ben at September 01, 2011 06:51 AM (wuv1c)

124

Original Article

New Article

Both by the same guy.

Posted by: buzzion at September 01, 2011 06:53 AM (GULKT)

125

>>>he loses the white female crossover vote that swooned back in '08 he is toast.....

indeed. If it wasn't for women voters the GOP would never lose an election.

Women are one of the democrats core consituencies.

 

Posted by: Ben at September 01, 2011 06:53 AM (wuv1c)

126 Dear God, won't someone let me be clear!!

Posted by: your scoamf at September 01, 2011 06:54 AM (vOcVu)

127

It is so confusing: when we have a President that the MFM assures us is an idiot, he can run roughshod over Congress even when the other party controls both houses of it!  Then when the genius of the western world becomes President, even having one house controlled by the other party transforms him into a helpless bystander to events!

This is a public shout-out to Chriss Matthews or Al Sharpton - please help us uneducated mouth-breathers understand this apparent contradiction!

Hey, I just looked up "contradiction" in the dictionary - cool word - I think I will try to use it in sentences a lot.  Shouldn't be too hard I'm thinking, right?

ps. Actually I looked under "F" for "fuckin' contradiction" first.

Posted by: sherlock at September 01, 2011 06:55 AM (U+goV)

128 If Palin does not get in, I'll support Perry. He seems like a sleezebag and does not seem like the reformer Palin would be but  he is the most conservative there and Anybody But SCOAMF except Romney.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at September 01, 2011 06:56 AM (iAS1W)

129

... Obama wants to focus on "things we can do" to spur the economy.

Heh.  I can think of one thing that will spur the economy, and it has the word resignation in it.

Posted by: Arthur Laffer at September 01, 2011 06:57 AM (8DdAv)

130

If it wasn't for women voters the GOP would never lose an election.

And the dead - can't forget them!

Posted by: sherlock at September 01, 2011 06:57 AM (U+goV)

131 134 Sherlock,

I suspect the voter fraud was about as high as it sanely can be in '08 and we understood that in the face of the wave election and HISTORY! and the newsies wanting to go lewinsky to barry we couldn't fight it.....

this ain't '08 and Perry ain't Mccain

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 06:59 AM (AEIYh)

132

The stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure we affectionately know asÂ… no need to repeat myself, but anyway, he said, “…utility rates would necessarily have to sky rocket.”   What if the power system just failed instead?  WouldnÂ’t that satisfy SCOAMFÂ’s needs just as well?  Just by doing this one simple thing, which by the way, he also encourages, this could easily happen.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 01, 2011 07:00 AM (jx2j9)

133 He seems like a sleezebag and does not seem like the reformer Palin would be but  he is the most conservative there

Bachmann is more conservative than Perry is.

I am behind Perry, but if you have real concerns about his ethics, you really should keep digging into his record.  I satisfied myself that there was "heap big smoke, not much fire" to the charges, but you should do that for yourself.  Otherwise, you should probably support Bachmann. 

Posted by: Y-not at September 01, 2011 07:00 AM (5H6zj)

134 132,

my feelings almsot....

I'll back Mitt....

Barry is quite literally a Marxist

the only way I'll sit out and close my wallet is RON PAUL1111!!!!!!!

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 07:00 AM (AEIYh)

135 134 If it wasn't for women voters the GOP would never lose an election. And the dead - can't forget them! Posted by: sherlock at September 01, 2011 10:57 AM (U+goV) Hey, you think this is easy for us? If it weren't for the free smokes and MD-20/20 we wouldn't even bother!

Posted by: The Undead American demographic at September 01, 2011 07:01 AM (RD7QR)

136

This is actualy intersting...

Obama ran last election as a Moderate outsider.  He kept talking about not raising taxes on those under 200k, he kept talking about Gov in gridlock and creating a Post Partisan environment...

Now, as Staff IS Policy, he has ruled as a Socialist Progresive who wants the Government in control of everything (he does not do these things, but he picked the people making it happen, and he is not stopping it)...

But he is now trying to once more 'appear' as a Washington OUTSIDER... now its all those evil Congressmen who are Washington... trying to gloss over the fact that he was part of that club a couple of years ago...

Question is, how stupid is the electorate... and will they be blinded by his Ethnicity and believe him? or will they understand that he is an uneffective BETA Politician, with delusions of adequacy?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 01, 2011 07:01 AM (NtXW4)

137

I'm going to try and be as succinct as possible in stating my opinion about his opinion.

 

 

Fuck him.

Posted by: Clueless at September 01, 2011 07:01 AM (LyOUH)

138 137 Y-Not,

indeed....

they gave him about a 1/3d Palin jihad in ethics whining....

he was lucky he was not made the Emmanuelle Goldstein for the heady days of '09 and an emboldened dailyKos

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 07:01 AM (AEIYh)

139 Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 01, 2011 10:51 AM (jx2j9)
The stimulus didn't do squat for two reasons, one, it was a source of payoffs to Dem cronies at various levels, and two, the regulations and oversight built in to the expenditure of federally supplied funds are so vast and complicated that you could start mining iron ore on Mars, get it back to Earth, smelt it, and create a new shovel (for the shovel-ready job) before the paperwork and approvals for the project would be done.

Posted by: Karl Rover at September 01, 2011 07:01 AM (i3+c5)

140 140 Romeo 13,

the American people would only fall for his con had Porkulus worked....

I fondly remember my first blowjob my ex gave me.....

not fondly enough to forgive her her failures

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 07:03 AM (AEIYh)

141 Creepy picture, very Saintly, no?! And, probably because his email client doesn't include a teleprompter feature, he has tripped the wire by indicating that he will "deliver the details of the plan". KA-Boom! I think we've got him by the "details" now! Only wish the debate came after the "details"! Thanks for the Louisville Slugger, Barack, can't wait to swing it!

Posted by: Errol at September 01, 2011 07:03 AM (d2AYO)

142 Ah, wouldn't be surprised if the whole "let's schedule the talk for an impossible date" was a fundraising tactic all along. They were expecting an official response from Republicans that mentioned the debate, I think, the reasonable sounding Boehner response makes the letter fall a little flat. They probably had to edit out a few lines about "Republicans in Congress would rather waste time playing politics instead of focusing on your jobs." but they can't exactly say "Republican leaders in Congress would rather focus on keeping me secure than on your jobs." it doesn't have quite the same ring.

Posted by: elizabethe at September 01, 2011 07:04 AM (eAhtA)

143 From Drudge: 2 out of 3 Americans blame the President for the economy.

Preference Cascade!

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 01, 2011 07:04 AM (nRTou)

144

Of course, in a prefect world, Speaker Boner would simply say "No" when SCOAMF asked to address a joint session.  Not "Not tonight, we have a debate" or "Howabout Thursday?"  Just a simple "No."

Let him make his speech from the white house, lay out his plan before the American people, not with a cheering audience from his supporters.  Let his points stand on their owm, let his plan be judged, not just shower congress with platitudes and talking points, but address a real plan.

Oh, and FWIW, senate and the house = congress.  A "Joint Session: of congress is redundant.
 

Posted by: Chuck Z at September 01, 2011 07:05 AM (OITDh)

145 1 Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at September 01, 2011 09:54 AM (4df7R)

What he said.

Posted by: pick a politician. at September 01, 2011 07:06 AM (ZFzLv)

146 Wait, doesn't "bickering" involve TWO sides. One would think that a person with a Harvard law degree would understand a complicated concept like that, wouldn't one.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 01, 2011 07:06 AM (T7T27)

147 143 Karl Rover,

and that level of Labyrinthian red tape is why I fear the federal government as it now exists will have to die in the next 50 years....replaced by an electorate based Second American republic God help us all

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 07:06 AM (AEIYh)

148 48 With Obama's first lie next week someone should stand up, yell out You're Full Of Shit Mr. President...then all of the GOP walks out single file.

Nah, they should all shout out in unison FORE! after each boneheaded point Barky lists as ways to "get this economy going again" - or I'd settle for racous guffaws throughout the Gifted One's stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure grand masturabatory exercise.

Posted by: California Doomin at September 01, 2011 07:06 AM (8DdAv)

149 Posted by: Karl Rover at September 01, 2011 11:01 AM (i3+c5)

Yes.  But the money is gone.  We have a 15 trillion dollar economy.  One trillion dollars should have made a ripple in that pond even if it was simply squandered.  It didn't.  Seven percent is a significant part of any number.  I bet you would feel a seven percent raise in your salary.  Instead - nothing.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 01, 2011 07:07 AM (jx2j9)

150 Wait, doesn't "bickering" involve TWO sides. One would think that a person with a Harvard law degree would understand a complicated concept like that, wouldn't one. Posted by: nerdygirl at September 01, 2011 11:06 AM (T7T27) That class was not graded. It was only pass/fail

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 01, 2011 07:07 AM (i6RpT)

151 "I think flooding him with 'recall democrat' petitions will work just fine..." No need. Seriously. They are going to be swamped with the crazee (but *sincere*) from their own side. If the signatures are also made public record, it'll be an excellent resource for people doing background checks.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at September 01, 2011 07:07 AM (cbyrC)

152 Boehner should come back and say, "I completely agree with the President.  The House has past numerous bills to address the great budgetary and fiscal concerns facing our country and they have all stalled in the Senate.  I am frustrated as well."

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 01, 2011 07:08 AM (nRTou)

153

For 8 years the msm told us that we were in a recession when we weren't, those were the bush years.  For 3 years the msm has been telling us we aren't in a recession when we are, these are the obama years.  Now they are going to try to convince us that Obama isn't really responsible for anything that has happened while he was President.  That's right, he is an outsider. That's the narrative and they are hoping we will go along with it.

Posted by: Marie at September 01, 2011 10:47 AM (W7Seu)


With the American public being so grounded in ignorance,  I believe they will be successful .

9 Million Jersey Shore viewers and people like them vote....


Posted by: Barbarian at September 01, 2011 07:08 AM (EL+OC)

154

Is there only one party in DC? I keep hearing 'partisan bickering' like only one party is involved. Hey SCOAMF, it takes two sides to be partisan, and one of them is whining like a spoiled brat baby sister to mommy.

Posted by: Schwalbe : The © at September 01, 2011 07:08 AM (UU0OF)

155 the only way I'll sit out and close my wallet is RON PAUL1111!!!!!!!

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 11:00 AM (AEIYh)

Has anybody asked Jon Huntsman if he would support the eventual nominee?

Posted by: AmishDude at September 01, 2011 07:08 AM (73tyQ)

156

Wait, doesn't "bickering" involve TWO sides. One would think that a person with a Harvard law degree would understand a complicated concept like that, wouldn't one.

 

Well, yes, ordinarily. But we're dealing with no ordinary man here. I'm convinced he could start and argument in an empty room.

Posted by: Clueless at September 01, 2011 07:09 AM (LyOUH)

157 That bumper sticker is freakin' scoamfing (that's like when "bad" means "good").

Posted by: The Mega Independent at September 01, 2011 07:09 AM (CxRaT)

158 "Gamma Hydra 7" Where under attack,quick ramp up the printing presses! That'll stop in their tracks.

Posted by: Princetonprofessor at September 01, 2011 07:09 AM (1nXyN)

159 I am behind Perry, but if you have real concerns about his ethics, you really should keep digging into his record.  I satisfied myself that there was "heap big smoke, not much fire" to the charges, but you should do that for yourself.  Otherwise, you should probably support Bachmann. 

Posted by: Y-not at September 01, 2011 11:00 AM (5H6zj)

Nah. Dont think she'll reform. She'll be a Republican Obama. At least with Perry, he'll probably pick up the job after a couple of months instead of learning all 4 years. She also coopts the tea party it seems like and I no likey

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at September 01, 2011 07:10 AM (iAS1W)

160 Has the Action Comics SCoaMF cover been featured here? Hilarious. From scoamf.com ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 01, 2011 07:10 AM (OK/vv)

161

9 Million Jersey Shore viewers and people like them vote....

 

Yeah. But people watch Jersey Shore because it makes them feel better about their own lives. This POTUS does not.

Posted by: Clueless at September 01, 2011 07:10 AM (LyOUH)

162 Wait, doesn't "bickering" involve TWO sides. One would think that a person with a Harvard law degree would understand a complicated concept like that, wouldn't one.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 01, 2011 11:06 AM (T7T27)

That class was not graded. It was only pass/fail

And since it's in his name, we all know that the SCOAMF didn't get a pass in that class.

Posted by: Retread at September 01, 2011 07:11 AM (BO5ap)

163 I'm convinced he could start lose an argument in an empty room.

Fixed.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 01, 2011 07:11 AM (OK/vv)

164 They were expecting an official response from Republicans that mentioned the debate, I think, the reasonable sounding Boehner response makes the letter fall a little flat.

Our local Fox affiliate was going with "because of the Republican debate" on the news scroll this morning, despite what Boehner said.

I still think Boehner played this very well, however.  And I don't think Obama's gambit will sway anyone toward his side.  At best for him it's a neutral... until next Thursday when he's screwing up football. 

Posted by: Y-not at September 01, 2011 07:11 AM (5H6zj)

165 Interesting that a president, "who is smarter than almost anyone you know, whoÂ’s nicer and who has more compassion than almost anyone you know", would turn out to be so lacking in leadership. Then again, given the kind of geniuses that your average actor hangs out with, I'm not sure that "smarter than almost anyone you know" is setting the bar very high.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 01, 2011 07:11 AM (T7T27)

166

#158

This headline is hilarious.

Stocks wavered Thursday after fewer people applied for unemployment benefits last week and retailers reported strong sales in August.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at September 01, 2011 07:11 AM (0OJd9)

167 Something tells my The One's little trick asking for the speech on the same night as the debate is backfiring on him.

Who said he's a dick?  Well he is. 

Now the stupid dickhead will try and give his speech on opening night of the NFL. 

How's that going to work out?  No so good.

They only hire rocket scientist at the WH, that is for sure.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at September 01, 2011 07:12 AM (vSiVD)

168 I thought Krauthammer had a good point yesterday when he said that Boehner should have moved the debate to 9:00, immediately followig the SCoaMF's speech and then let all the candidates tear him to shreds.

Posted by: Clueless at September 01, 2011 07:12 AM (LyOUH)

169

Women are one of the democrats core consituencies.

 Posted by: Ben at September 01, 2011 10:53 AM

My gender is over-represented in the dem category and I do not understand why.  Women are capable of critical thinking, as evidenced by the moronettes.  I suppose the festival of victimhood of the last forty years is mostly responsible, along with the fact that critical thinking is not taught in schools instead of self-esteem.

Posted by: huerfano at September 01, 2011 07:12 AM (kD+se)

170

I'm convinced he could start lose an argument in an empty room.

Fixed.

We are in agreement here.

Posted by: Clueless at September 01, 2011 07:14 AM (LyOUH)

171 176 Women are one of the democrats core consituencies. Posted by: Ben at September 01, 2011 10:53 AM My gender is over-represented in the dem category and I do not understand why. Women are capable of critical thinking, as evidenced by the moronettes. I suppose the festival of victimhood of the last forty years is mostly responsible, along with the fact that critical thinking is not taught in schools instead of self-esteem. Posted by: huerfano at September 01, 2011 11:12 AM (kD+se) Well, that and the collapse of the family. Government has become the daddy who never runs away. Which might have been why government was so keen to create programs that marginalized the role of men in the lives of their children.

Posted by: The Undead American demographic at September 01, 2011 07:15 AM (RD7QR)

172 "It's been a long time since Congress was focused on what the American people need them to be focused on." They've been gone a month. It's a fair criticism to make.

Posted by: Jordan at September 01, 2011 07:15 AM (4z6KA)

173 Gah! Sock fail.

Posted by: joncelli at September 01, 2011 07:15 AM (RD7QR)

174
...and this is why I am the official AoS Soothsayer...

as predicted, Boehner was accused of racism

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 01, 2011 07:15 AM (sqkOB)

175 176

Women are one of the democrats core consituencies.

 Posted by: Ben at September 01, 2011 10:53 AM

My gender is over-represented in the dem category and I do not understand why.  Women are capable of critical thinking, as evidenced by the moronettes.  I suppose the festival of victimhood of the last forty years is mostly responsible, along with the fact that critical thinking is not taught in schools instead of self-esteem.

Posted by: huerfano at September 01, 2011 11:12 AM (kD+se)

I think you've identified the problem rather well.  Along with that victimhood goes an entitlement mentality and extreme self-centeredness that Dems cater to in spades.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2011 07:15 AM (DrWcr)

Posted by: drinks in SC at September 01, 2011 07:16 AM (vSiVD)

177 This is what the Republicans should do when "The One" speaks.

http://tinyurl.com/3gqvb2q

Posted by: Otter at September 01, 2011 07:17 AM (vSiVD)

178 as predicted, Boehner was accused of racism as predicted, the sun rose this morning

Posted by: blaster at September 01, 2011 07:17 AM (l5dj7)

179 Sister lost job yesterday. Father-in-Law lost job last week (after 37 years with the company).

But I'm intellectually bereft for suggesting the recession is NOT over.
I'm a terrorist for asking Congress to balance their checkbook.
I'm an intolerant bigot because I'm Christian.
I'm a flat-earther and denier because I don't have faith in Global Warming.
I want to push grandma off a cliff and lynch African Americans, because I believe many of the things the Tea Party does.
Oh yea, and I'm the one with "Civility issues". I should shut up, wear my bog boy pants and eat my peas. Because, after all, "He won".

There's only so much that reasonable people can take when they are lied to and lied about, constantly. But when partisans simultaneously vilify people and disarm them through political correctness? When you make people feel helpless enough, for long enough? Eventually something big and bad is going to happen.

Our culture is spiraling out of control. And our leader is a SCOAMF.  With freaks like Loughner and McVay in our midst, it's hard to avoid the conclusion that the left and the MFM are purposefully crushing the economy and taunting the rest of the population in hopes of igniting "the next incident".

Posted by: Kool-Aid at September 01, 2011 07:17 AM (0tRzD)

180 Jay Carney says ...  Oh, dude, just shut the fuck up and go back to eating SCOAMF's bung-doody to keep yourself inspired. 

Posted by: Racist Tea Party Hobbit who hates peas at September 01, 2011 07:17 AM (8DdAv)

181 Women are one of the democrats core constituencies.

Obama just hit an all-time low in approval among women at 41%.  His approval among women in May was 52%.  11 point drop in three months.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 01, 2011 07:18 AM (nRTou)

182 They used to say that the Republicans were the Daddy Party and Dems were the Mommy Party.

Posted by: blaster at September 01, 2011 07:18 AM (l5dj7)

183 @175, yup, why not. Once the initial shock of how much of a dick move it was, it's even more shocking to realize how stupid of a move it was. The speech is going to be about as convincing as a, um, a thing that's not convincing or persuasive at all.

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 01, 2011 07:18 AM (QxSug)

184

“Under the direction of President Obama and Secretary Janet Napolitano, the entire federal family is leaning forward to support our state, tribal and territorial partners along the East Coast,” a FEMA news release declared Friday as Irene churned toward landfall.

Not only replacing oppressive obama government with federal family, but WTF with the tribal and territorial partners?  Do they really not know that people make fun of these orwellian phrases?

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 01, 2011 07:19 AM (4nfy2)

185 What really astonishes me at times is, How the HELL did we get to this juncture, exactly? I thought Reagan ushered in an era of at least 30 years of conservative government... but now it turns out that beginning under Bush I, the whole conservative structure of our country had begun to be eroded from within, insidiously by the educators that filled young people's minds with PC bullshit that ultimately made Socialism seem perfectly acceptable to them. Coupled with policies like forcing banks to make loans to potential Deadbeats of Color, the groundwork for Obama was being laid as we rested on our laurels and were completely oblivious to what was happening. Shame on us.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 01, 2011 07:20 AM (niZvt)

186 Good grief, doesn't this sound like the compliant of a do-nothing backbencher from a machinie organization who thinks that petty politics trumps everything else?  Never mind, I answered my own question.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 01, 2011 07:20 AM (0N5pL)

187 160 Amish Dude,

I am pretty sure *untsman will go home to the Ogabe admin when he loses

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 07:20 AM (AEIYh)

188

My gender is over-represented in the dem category and I do not understand why.  Women  Mothers are capable of critical thinking, as evidenced by the moronettes.  I suppose the festival of victimhood of the last forty years is mostly responsible, along with the fact that critical thinking is not taught in schools instead of self-esteem.

Posted by: huerfano at September 01, 2011 11:12 AM (kD+se)

Female brain chemistry is altered during pregnancy.  (science)... Check liberal / conservative breakdown of females with and without children and you'll probably see a statistically significant difference


Posted by: phreshone at September 01, 2011 07:21 AM (T3vCe)

189 I think half the reason he's doing this joint session of Congress thing is so he can have the democrats applauding everything he says while the republicans sit there quietly- the next day he'll say "look at my party - they were ready to do something about this issue and all the republicans do is be negative and refuse to get involved".

Plus, he luvs him a captive audience.  I'd love to see him get heckled or booed but we know that will never happen.  the best we can hope for from the republicans is the silence I'm convinced he's counting on.

Posted by: Matt at September 01, 2011 07:21 AM (c4srZ)

190

ANDRE CARSON IS A BEAUTIFUL, BRAVE BROWN MAN WHO SPEEKS THE TRUTH!  I LOVE HIM SOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

HE MAKES ME WET IN PLACES THAT WERE SRIER THEN THE SAHARA!

Posted by: KayInMaine at September 01, 2011 07:21 AM (QVGHk)

191 the entire federal family is leaning forward to support our state, tribal and territorial partners along the East Coast,” a FEMA news release declared Friday as Irene churned toward landfall.

Not only replacing oppressive obama government with federal family, but WTF with the tribal and territorial partners?  Do they really not know that people make fun of these orwellian phrases?

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 01, 2011 11:19 AM (4nfy2)

When they say Family, think Cosa Nostra.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 01, 2011 07:21 AM (0N5pL)

192 Art Carney is hawt and is the bestest WH asslicker in the whole wide world!!  What ... oh wait ...

Posted by: Contessa Brewer Pron Queen at September 01, 2011 07:21 AM (8DdAv)

193 The speech is going to be about as convincing as a, um, a thing that's not convincing or persuasive at all. Posted by: joeindc44 at September 01, 2011 11:18 AM (QxSug) Hon, that woman you saw me with, the one who was dressed like a hooker and fondling my crotch? That was, um, my third grade English teacher. Yeah. We were just discussing old times. In a fleabag motel. Yeah. Hon?

Posted by: SCOAMF, to the American people at September 01, 2011 07:22 AM (RD7QR)

194 175 I thought Krauthammer had a good point yesterday when he said that Boehner should have moved the debate to 9:00, immediately followig the SCoaMF's speech and then let all the candidates tear him to shreds.

The problem is, Boehner doesn't control the debate.  I doubt even Nancy Reagan controls it.  Politico and (MS)NBC control it.  Also, unless the format is very different from other non-debate debates, they would have very little opportunity to address what Obama said, even if they had a chance to watch his speech. 

The game is rigged as far as controlling the media narrative.  That doesn't mean we don't keep pushing back, but there's only so much we can do.

IIRC, Krauthammer's main point was that Boehner should not have even pushed back -- he should have given Obama the time he asked for.  That's dead wrong. 

Posted by: Y-not at September 01, 2011 07:22 AM (5H6zj)

195 @194, indeed, I blame the two booshes, they let the country rot by failing to fight political correctness. And W for not fighting for his non-supreme court nominees. as PJ Orourke said, being conservative isn't just about foreign militaristic adventurism, we needed to stand up to the teacher unions, the pc thugs, and to the race baiting shake down artists over the last 30 years.

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 01, 2011 07:22 AM (QxSug)

196 Female brain chemistry is altered during pregnancy. Really? Based on experience, I thought it gets altered roughly every month or so...

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 01, 2011 07:23 AM (niZvt)

197 I wonder if the White House forgot that half of Congress is controlled by the Democrats. The Senate Democrats do seems to do a lot of hiding, or at least trying to look invisible.

Posted by: James Loughner at September 01, 2011 07:23 AM (e8kgV)

198 The really important news from the sidebar:  Texas A&M Says Goodbye to the Big 12

Texas A&MÂ’s break from the Big 12 arrived Wednesday morning, the next mile marker in its quest to join the Southeastern Conference.

If the SEC allows A&M into the Western Division, who can invited into the East for balance?

Posted by: toby928™ at September 01, 2011 07:23 AM (GTbGH)

199 **Plus, he luvs him a captive audience.** oh yeah, he has a track record of calling out people in the crowd when they can't argue back.

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 01, 2011 07:24 AM (QxSug)

200 i wonder if he'll give his address in a bears jersey...........

Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 01, 2011 07:25 AM (IpiZb)

201 206 @194, indeed, I blame the two booshes, they let the country rot by failing to fight political correctness. And W for not fighting for his non-supreme court nominees. as PJ Orourke said, being conservative isn't just about foreign militaristic adventurism, we needed to stand up to the teacher unions, the pc thugs, and to the race baiting shake down artists over the last 30 years. Posted by: joeindc44 at September 01, 2011 11:22 AM (QxSug) That is why I do NOT wish to see a RINO like Romney nominated for VP by Perry... Whatever good Perry does would be eroded away by a President RINOmney the same way Bush I betrayed the Reagan Revolution. Bush famously said he did not "get the Vision Thing." I wonder if he "gets" the Spectacle of what has become of America under Obama?

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 01, 2011 07:25 AM (niZvt)

202 YOU'RE WELCOME!

Posted by: John Boehners Nicotine Stained Fingers at September 01, 2011 07:26 AM (8DdAv)

203 Shelby Foote gets it: To civilize America, to redeem the nation from its supposed avarice and hubris, the American left effectively makes a virtue of decline—as if we can redeem America only by making her indistinguishable from lesser nations. http://alturl.com/wu4w4

Posted by: blaster at September 01, 2011 07:27 AM (l5dj7)

204 i wonder if he'll give his address in a bears jersey

They play at Lambert field, right?

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 01, 2011 07:27 AM (OK/vv)

205 "134 If it wasn't for women voters the GOP would never lose an election. And the dead - can't forget them!" Yeah, might be tough for the corpses to vote if they have to show ID.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 01, 2011 07:27 AM (T7T27)

206 212 CC,

Barack Obama simply could not have happened sans the Bush family.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 07:27 AM (AEIYh)

207 Obama has pivoted to Jobs so many times that they think he is on the Apple basketball team.

Posted by: James Loughner at September 01, 2011 07:27 AM (e8kgV)

208 Holy shit, what is that smell?

Posted by: fluffy bin Slackin at September 01, 2011 07:27 AM (4Kl5M)

209 Barack Obama simply could not have happened sans the Bush family.

Really? Remember this...

McCain: "You have nothing to fear from an Obama Presidency"

Posted by: cherry pi at September 01, 2011 07:28 AM (OhYCU)

210 217 212 CC, Barack Obama simply could not have happened sans the Bush family. Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 11:27 AM (AEIYh) That's true, but all the other RINOs helped out enormously.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 01, 2011 07:29 AM (niZvt)

211 That is why I do NOT wish to see a RINO like Romney nominated for VP by Perry...

How often is that an automatic bid (VP becoming the nominee)? 

I guess I wouldn't worry about.  Romney's in his early 60s.  He'd be 70 after two terms of Perry.  By that time we'd have Rubio, West (?), Nikki Haley (?), Ryan, Scott Walker, etc. 

I think Romney is the strongest of the names floated thus far. 

Posted by: Y-not at September 01, 2011 07:29 AM (5H6zj)

212 Heh, I don't look foolish anymore, do I?  Ahead of the game.

Posted by: Rep. Wilson at September 01, 2011 07:30 AM (NuPNl)

213 Holy shit, what is that smell?

Can you smell ...
what Ba-Rock ...
is cookin'!?

Posted by: God-Emperor Barky I of the Glistening Pecs at September 01, 2011 07:30 AM (OK/vv)

214 the entire federal family is leaning forward to support our state, tribal and territorial partners along the East Coast,” a FEMA news release declared Friday as Irene churned toward landfall.
---
Aside from the federal family odd phrasing, what is "leaning forward" supposed to mean. With this administration I'd expect them to fall over and then need help themselves instead of being any use.


Posted by: Retread at September 01, 2011 07:31 AM (BO5ap)

215

Posted by: Kool-Aid at September 01, 2011 11:17 AM (0tRzD)

Lady I'm dating has been with the same small construction company for 30 years.

Her job is now taken up by State, Fed, and Union Paperwork about three days a week... and they are having to sell a lot of their Heavy Equipment, because they can't afford to upgrade it to the new Air Quality Standards....

My prediction is this 50 year old construction company will not last more than 2 more years.... as they are now cutting the meat, not the fat...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 01, 2011 07:32 AM (NtXW4)

216 Wow, the Gibson guitar story gets more interesting every day.  Now the CEO is claiming the Obama admin promised the problem would "go away" if they used African labor.  Holy shite.

Posted by: jewells45 teapartyterrorist at September 01, 2011 07:32 AM (l/N7H)

217 "We don't have to sit here while you badmouth the United States of America. Gentleman!" (all rise and leave).

Posted by: Eric Stratton at September 01, 2011 07:32 AM (71LDo)

218 1+1=POTATO!!!

POTATO dman it!!!1

Posted by: jukin at September 01, 2011 07:33 AM (vkkNZ)

219 Barack Obama simply could not have happened sans the Bush family.
Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 11:27 AM (AEIYh)

----
I blame Clinton more.  He brought down the office of President more than anyone since Nixon and in a more damaging way, really, since it was all dismissed "boys will be boys."  At least everyone acknowledged the corruption in Nixon's administration.

Clinton set the tone for accepting voter fraud and squirrelly campaign financing and private deals with guys like Soros.  It was his administration that saw the full-throated knob-polishing by the media (the most since Kennedy and, frankly, the whole country was under a spell with Kennedy). 

The worst modern day presidents in my book were/are: Obama, Clinton, then Carter. 

Posted by: Y-not at September 01, 2011 07:33 AM (5H6zj)

220 I am embarrassed on behalf of my gender for that statistic.  I thought people hate it when their mother nags 'em.  As far as pregnancy goes, I was conservative before and after.  Now, I just can't remember shit.

Posted by: no good deed at September 01, 2011 07:34 AM (mjR67)

221 "156 "I think flooding him with 'recall democrat' petitions will work just fine..." No need. Seriously. They are going to be swamped with the crazee (but *sincere*) from their own side. " When the white house had that twitter townhall a couple months ago, the stupidity of the questions was hilarious. And I'm not referring to the Iowahawk stuff, I'm talking about the tweets from people who actually like Obama. Fortunately I have some nieces and nephews in their twenties, so I know that the entire generation isn't made up of imbeciles.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 01, 2011 07:34 AM (T7T27)

222

H>>>ow often is that an automatic bid (VP becoming the nominee)? 

In the past 30 years, Biden and George HW Bush.

Gore, Cheney and Quayle didn't run in the primaries.

I doubt that Perry would pick Romney or Romney would pick Perry, nor do I think either of them would want to be Vice President.

I'd still put 100 bucks on it being Rubio.

Posted by: Ben at September 01, 2011 07:35 AM (wuv1c)

223

227 jewells

 

well.....the closing of the solar co in california..........they got how much stimulus money? and the backers were all uber riche liberals?  and obama went out their personally...........things that make you say wtf?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 01, 2011 07:35 AM (IpiZb)

224

So will the SCOFMF's nickname be the yipper?

Posted by: Faffner the Awesome Cat at September 01, 2011 07:35 AM (8DdAv)

225 HOW MANY WHEELS NEED TO FALL OFF THIS BUS?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 01, 2011 07:35 AM (IpiZb)

226 Wow, the Gibson guitar story gets more interesting every day.  Now the CEO is claiming the Obama admin promised the problem would "go away" if they used African labor.  Holy shite.

Huh, that's not what I thought the SCOAMF meant by "pivoting on jobs."

Posted by: Retread at September 01, 2011 07:35 AM (BO5ap)

227 220 Cherry Pi,

the Bush clan and I campaigned for his dad before I could vote were in essence selling 75% of what the donks want at 85% of the price....


contrary to the film tropic thunder if you want to play retard with politics you may as well go full 'tard....no half measures

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 07:35 AM (AEIYh)

228 Posted by: Kool-Aid at September 01, 2011 11:17 AM (0tRzD)

Sorry to hear about your sister and father-in-law. 

Boy things are horrible out there right now.  I almost fainted from sticker shock at the grocery store yesterday. 

Posted by: Y-not at September 01, 2011 07:36 AM (5H6zj)

229 I think it is an awesome idea for the SCOAMF to run against an incompetent congress since the SCOAMF is going down big in 2012 he might just as well drag 23 Rat Senasters down with him like he did in 2010.

You'd think the Rats would see this and jettison the flotsum but evidently they are too damn stupid to see his gonna sink the whole Rat filled ship.
GOOD!

Posted by: Concealed Kerry or submit at September 01, 2011 07:37 AM (vXqv3)

230

This is exactly why the government should have its spending slashed.  Because of government incompetence and lack of accountability, our own government is actually complicit in killing our own soldiers.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 01, 2011 07:37 AM (jx2j9)

231 Boy things are horrible out there right now. I almost fainted from sticker shock at the grocery store yesterday. Posted by: Y-not at September 01, 2011 11:36 AM (5H6zj) But remember... the cost of your food and of your energy is NOT "core inflation." I hope one thing a President Perry DEMANDS is an accurate measure of inflation. AND true unemployment.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 01, 2011 07:37 AM (niZvt)

232 @194 CoolCzech @206 joeindc44 I think you're using the wrong frame of reference. The Reagan years were a sharp outlier. One of the big reasons why he could make it "Morning in America" is because the late-60s and 70s were so damned dark. FDR's New Deal was probably the fatal blow.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at September 01, 2011 07:38 AM (cbyrC)

233 Ot but the Gibson CEO has sure been great making the talk show rounds.
That is one nasty story.

But every time he talks, I keep thinking he just smoked a big 'ol fattie.

Posted by: Derak at September 01, 2011 07:39 AM (iV2uC)

234 Ya the more and more I look at all those electoral votes in Florida.... I think you have to win Florida. If the internal polling of Florida with Rubio as Veep tells Republicans that they win Florida with Rubio they almost have to go with him. I still don't like the urge I get to pinch Rubio's cheeks.... It's weird. I know I left the barn door wide open on my six with that.

Posted by: Kim Kardashian at September 01, 2011 07:40 AM (14jKX)

235

FRONT TOWARD LEFt

 

we need someone to run on the reverse the new deal platform...........

Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 01, 2011 07:40 AM (IpiZb)

236 @243, I've made that point before too. The Reagan era was a bright spot in post FDR america.

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 01, 2011 07:41 AM (QxSug)

237 "My gender is over-represented in the dem category and I do not understand why." There's also the abortion issue. There are women who don't like the idea of abortion,but want to be sure that if they or their daughters find themselves with an inconvenient pregnancy, they will have the option of abortion. It's a moral squishiness. "I think abortion is wrong for me, but I want it available just in case." I know a lot of Catholics who are pro choice. During the 08 election my sister and I were pointing out to women, especially Catholic women, Obama's support for late term abortion.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 01, 2011 07:41 AM (T7T27)

238

So will the SCOFMF's SCOAMF's nickname be the yipper?

I'm the awesomest.  For realsies.

Posted by: Faffner the Awesome Cat at September 01, 2011 07:42 AM (8DdAv)

239

Sunday, 1045 AM:  Truman's house loses power.

Thursday, 11:15 AM:  Truman's house regains power.

Thursday, 11:15:45 AM:  Truman's kids turn on Spongebob.

 

It's like we never had an outage at all.

Posted by: Truman North, TPT at September 01, 2011 07:42 AM (I2LwF)

240
Today's Idiotic Quote of the Day

"If you call a pig a goat, it's still a pig!" And it'll still go oink oink....I'm built a little different. [point to various parts of his face]  My eyes are back here, my nose is here, my mouth is here. Something about this doesn't taste right, when it gets here it doesn't smell right, and when I look at it it doesn't look right, Matt. Y'all are playing a game of disrespect here!"

--Al Sharpton sniffing out Boehner's racism
August 31, 2011

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 01, 2011 07:42 AM (sqkOB)

241

"It's been a long time since Congress was focused on what the American people need them to be focused on,"

Nancy and Harry must be feeling the love today

 

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 01, 2011 07:44 AM (M3mVf)

242 The Texas drought isn't helping food prices or cotton prices.  I'm sure that will be the next thing the President blames the economy on.  If it hadn't been for Irene and the drought and Bush and Congress, this economy would be fantastic.  Ugh!

Posted by: no good deed at September 01, 2011 07:44 AM (mjR67)

243

nerdygirl

 

that line of thinking just creeps me out..........and has been one of  the many  wedges in my relationship with my mil..........

Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 01, 2011 07:45 AM (IpiZb)

244 219 Holy shit, what is that smell?  I think it's PronDonkey tears.

Posted by: Faffner the Awesome Cat at September 01, 2011 07:46 AM (8DdAv)

245 We need Florida but we need the Upper Midwest. 

I think Florida is a surer bet than the Midwest is. 

My gut tells me that when an electorate decides to toss out an incumbent, they are probably (1) scared but also (2) risk-averse. Romney is flawed as a conservative, but he is very "safe" to a lot of the public.  Perry's come on strong, but Romney is holding a good chunk of votes.  I think that says something about him.  We joke about the Presidential hair, but what it really boils down to is he seems like a competent guy. 

I love Rubio and certainly wouldn't be sad to see him on the ticket, but I think if Romney could be persuaded to drop out sooner rather than later, it would be well worth him as VP.  If he drops out, Perry can run more centrist which would be better for him in the general.  Otherwise, I think he has to run right to prove how Tea Party he is and grab Bachmann's supporters.  Given how screwed up the TP seems to be lately, is that what we want going into the general?

Posted by: Y-not at September 01, 2011 07:46 AM (5H6zj)

246 253 The Texas drought isn't helping food prices or cotton prices. I'm sure that will be the next thing the President blames the economy on. If it hadn't been for Irene and the drought and Bush and Congress, this economy would be fantastic. Ugh! Posted by: no good deed at September 01, 2011 11:44 AM (mjR67) My Dad always told me about how the Commies in old Czechoslovakia would use 6 centimeters of snow as an excuse for economic difficulties for the rest of the year. They had nothing up on this Stuttering Maoist.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 01, 2011 07:47 AM (niZvt)

247 nerdygirl is absolutely correct . . . and once they've actually HAD an abortion? LOOK OUT! Dems forever.

Posted by: BlackOrchid! at September 01, 2011 07:47 AM (SB0V2)

248 "People from the Upper West Side" .... that is funny.

Posted by: Tonawanda at September 01, 2011 07:48 AM (bN5ZU)

249 if perry runs as a centrist........we are screwed....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 01, 2011 07:48 AM (IpiZb)

250 There's also the abortion issue. There are women who don't like the idea of abortion,but want to be sure that if they or their daughters find themselves with an inconvenient pregnancy, they will have the option of abortion.

Dads and boyfriends, too. 

Posted by: Y-not at September 01, 2011 07:48 AM (5H6zj)

251 @22567: I understand your point, Y-not. You are a smart cookie... I would just hate to see Perry & Romney win the election, only to see something happen to Perry 6 months later...

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 01, 2011 07:49 AM (niZvt)

252 Just wait till ya all hear the awesomeness of the Wons speech!
He will have a plan to eliminate business strangling regulations, ( but none of his) and
He will have an infrastructure bank, (stimulus II slush fund for unions) and
He will have extended unemployment benefits, (since unemployment benefits =jobs) and
He will give money to schools to teach people how to do jobs (even though there aren't any)
He will continue the reduced payroll contributions and advocate reducing the employers amount ( evne though SS is going broke) and
he will blame Bush and republicans!

Posted by: Concealed Kerry or submit at September 01, 2011 07:50 AM (vXqv3)

253 Going to see Rubio on the 13th, fundraiser for the Jesse Helms Center, will report back after a first hand look.


Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at September 01, 2011 07:51 AM (vSiVD)

254 Check liberal / conservative breakdown of females with and without children and you'll probably see a statistically significant difference

It's not children (an obvious counterexemplary many-child-having demographic comes to mind, doesn't it?); it's being married that makes that difference. When a woman understands herself to share a fate with men (e.g., her husband), she's (statistically) a Republican, because government-by-Republicans is marginally less bad for men (as a whole).

But that's not the thing.

Generally, as shown by their revealed preference in all things, women are more susceptible to advertising (and other analogous social pressures) than men are. They buy, wear, say, and behave as they're told—not by other individuals, necessarily, but by "the culture." And American culture—entertainment, education, etc.—authoritatively asserts that Republicans are women's enemy. And it says that all day, every day.

They believe it. Men don't.

And there's a reason for that, but it makes people flip the hell out if you talk about it, so—

Posted by: oblig. at September 01, 2011 07:52 AM (xvZW9)

255 260 if perry runs as a centrist........we are screwed....

I don't care how he packages himself.  His record is clear, warts and all.  He's conservative enough for me.  He doesn't have to tailor his message to me.  Let him try to appeal to independents and conservative Democrats. 

I think his opening gambit on gay marriage (and abortion) as a states' rights issue was perfect.  It's a shame that he had to add in the constitutional amendment thing, even though I agree with him.  Why rub "moderates'" noses in that sort of issue?  We want to make it easy for people to vote for him.  One way to do that is to let them ignore Perry's social conservative creds. 

Posted by: Y-not at September 01, 2011 07:52 AM (5H6zj)

256 253 The Texas drought isn't helping food prices or cotton prices.  I'm sure that will be the next thing the President blames the economy on.  If it hadn't been for Irene and the drought and Bush and Congress, this economy would be fantastic.  Ugh!

Fuck cotton, it's killing all the quail, really.

Posted by: Darth Vader Cheney at September 01, 2011 07:53 AM (vSiVD)

257 @262
Well, yeah, you're right about that.  Shit happens. 

I guess I'm trusting that if Obama loses, we also get back the Senate and (I would hope) gain traction in the House, making it more conservative not less conservative. 

Posted by: Y-not at September 01, 2011 07:54 AM (5H6zj)

Posted by: buzzion at September 01, 2011 07:55 AM (GULKT)

259 Well, September is here and we are being rewarded with a cool front, so I think I'll go walk the doggeh before it warms up.  Have fun, folks!

Posted by: Y-not at September 01, 2011 07:56 AM (5H6zj)

260 He's conservative enough for me.

To me, being conservative isn't enough.  The candidate must understand what the Left has become, and hammer all their sources of funding under the guise of "reform".  I want someone ruthless.

I don't know who this candidate is at the moment.

Posted by: cherry pi at September 01, 2011 07:56 AM (OhYCU)

261 But remember... the cost of your food and of your energy is NOT "core inflation." Thats not what QBooks tells me

Posted by: Jean at September 01, 2011 07:58 AM (WkuV6)

262 ** He's conservative enough for me. ** This is nice but I like Bachmann's pledge, the mother of all repeal bills. I at least sense that she gets it. But, we know that all bitches hate conservative female politicians, so she can't win. And the left is trying to destroy her (redundant, they do that to everyone) but there's something about female conservative pols that everyone's willing to believe that they're kooks. She's Lutheran and people are acting like she worships snakes.

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 01, 2011 08:00 AM (QxSug)

263 They buy, wear, say, and behave as they're told—not by other individuals, necessarily, but by "the culture." =-=-=- Mardi Gras. Beads.

Posted by: blaster at September 01, 2011 08:01 AM (l5dj7)

264 I like how Obama has not been corrupted by the swamps of Washington.  Thatnk God he's keepin' it real!

Posted by: The 50% of the 52% Playing Wii and fucking around with Twitter at September 01, 2011 08:01 AM (lh7Yc)

265
To me, being conservative isn't enough.  The candidate must understand what the Left has become, and hammer all their sources of funding under the guise of "reform".  I want someone ruthless.

I don't know who this candidate is at the moment.

Well with this kind of thinking I guess we can expect another 4 years of Obama.Purity of any candidate is not going to happen. I'm not sure right now either about Perry, but he sure as hell is better than Obama. Whoever the Republican candidate is I'm voting for him/her, ham sandwich included.

Posted by: The terrorist Hobbit formerly known as Donna at September 01, 2011 08:01 AM (OVCfn)

266

"We're in orbit around Gamm Hydra 6, goddammit!!!

THIS IS SETI ALPHA 5!!!

Posted by: Khan at September 01, 2011 08:03 AM (RnY/N)

267 Purity of any candidate is not going to happen.

Not arguing for purity.  I'm for destroying the left's levers of power.

Posted by: cherry pi at September 01, 2011 08:07 AM (OhYCU)

268

nerdygirl is absolutely correct . . . and once they've actually HAD an abortion? LOOK OUT! Dems forever.

That is simply not true. Or, it may be, but only for some. I've never met a woman who had an abortion and didn't experience heartbreak and regret over having done it. That guilt, for many, is never-ending. Those are the same women who outgrow the liberalism of their youth.

The women to whom you refer are, not uncoincidentally, also immersed in the gimme mentality. It isn't the abortion which makes them die-hard liberals. That brand of politics is already firmly imbedded in their psyche to begin with.

Posted by: Clueless at September 01, 2011 08:08 AM (LyOUH)

269 From Jan. 2001 to Jan. 2009 everything was all the president's (Bush) fault. Starting in Jan. 2011 it's all Congress's fault. Funny way the government works that way

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 01, 2011 08:14 AM (1Jaio)

270 **From Jan. 2001 to Jan. 2009 everything was all the president's (Bush) fault. Starting in Jan. 2011 it's all Congress's fault. Funny way the government works that way** Blame Boehner. I know GOP politicians don't have much of a bully pulpit but he should have maintained a message, we were elected in Nov 2010 to stop this runaway administration from spending us into dirt. But no, he caved.

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 01, 2011 08:16 AM (QxSug)

271 I don't care, Obama is cool and awesome. 

His farts smell like lilac blossoms in a morning dew.

Posted by: Fritz at September 01, 2011 08:52 AM (/ZZCn)

272

Obama accepted the Thursday slot because that was the desired outcome.  He and his people know that his major "jobs" speech will be watched by exactly nobody, even if it is scheduled opposite reruns of Supertrain.  By being "forced" by disrespectful nitpicking Republicans to compete against the NFL season opener, he has a manufactured excuse for chirping crickets.

Posted by: Machiavelli at September 01, 2011 08:55 AM (i94T8)

273 283 Nicolo,

yeah Wile E Obama pure genius...

so he comes off as an arrogant douche nozzle, convinces no one that isn't already in his camp that Boner is out of control, and still gets *crickets*....

he's a retarded one trick pony

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2011 09:02 AM (AEIYh)

274 I know I left the barn door wide open on my six with that.

ISWYDT

Posted by: toby928™ at September 01, 2011 09:48 AM (GTbGH)

275 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

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