June 29, 2011

Obama: I'm Not Angry With You. I'm Just Disappointed.
— Ace

The polls say he can't blame Bush any longer, so he's got a pair of new scapegoats:

1. Congress. Pretty good!

2. The American working public. Ummm... First, Congress should do its homework on time, like Malia and Sasha. At 0:31.

Um, it's not Congress alone that's late. They are begging you to show some leadership. You are pretending this isn't your job or somethin'.

He goes on to say he is showing leadership -- after all, he put Biden in charge.

At :38 for this one. Here he says, about the debt, "Congress ran up these bills."

Also near the end: America's gotta "up our game." It's on us, you see. Nothin' to do with him.


Via Big Government.

Posted by: Ace at 01:34 PM | Comments (457)
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1
this is a bootiful post

Posted by: soothsayer at June 29, 2011 01:35 PM (G/zuv)

2 Sorry to be the one to point this out, but: RAAAAACIST!

Posted by: blaster at June 29, 2011 01:35 PM (Fw2Gg)

3 !st.  That said, he got his daughter's age wrong too.

Posted by: observer at June 29, 2011 01:35 PM (a+RXx)

4
brb, scapegoatin

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 01:36 PM (G/zuv)

5
I'd tell him to get with the program, but what program could he possibly get with?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 29, 2011 01:36 PM (QMtmy)

6
brb, goin on vacation

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 01:36 PM (G/zuv)

7

The polls say he can't blame Bush any longer, so he's got a pair of new scapegoats:

1. Congress. Pretty good!

2. The American working public. Ummm...

I agree.

Wait is that the President driving a school bus?

OWWWWWWW!

Posted by: Harry Reid at June 29, 2011 01:36 PM (7BU4a)

8
brb, puttin on my Constitutional scholar hat

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 01:37 PM (G/zuv)

9

I may have to be lookin' for another country to run if you slackers don't step it up a notch.  Then what?

Posted by: King Barry I "Piehole" at June 29, 2011 01:37 PM (QKKT0)

10 That said, he got his daughter's age wrong too.

Posted by: observer at June 29, 2011 05:35 PM (a+RXx)

Smartest man...EVAH!

Posted by: David Brooks at June 29, 2011 01:37 PM (7BU4a)

11 stop hitting yourself!

stop hitting yourself!

stop hitting yourself!


Posted by: Big Brother at June 29, 2011 01:37 PM (DZcRU)

12 O HAI...

Posted by: LOLbama at June 29, 2011 01:37 PM (nj1bB)

13 I come in from a long day at the course and what do I find?  Somebody fucked up everything!!!

Posted by: King Barry I "Piehole" at June 29, 2011 01:38 PM (QKKT0)

14
Up our game? Who are we, the Washington Generals?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 29, 2011 01:38 PM (QMtmy)

15 Its "Malaise" all over again.

He really IS jimmy carter.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 29, 2011 01:38 PM (z1N6a)

16 The American people got me in to this mess, I'm going to need more time to figure it out. On the golf course.

Posted by: Barry XVI at June 29, 2011 01:39 PM (FcR7P)

17
brb, killin Osama

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 01:39 PM (G/zuv)

18 I always made it a rule not to mention A Preisdent's kids. But these Democratic Prick Presidents keep bring their kids into it. First it was Carter taking advice from Amy on Nuclear Weapons and now Obama taking advice from his 2 spawn.

Posted by: nevergiveup at June 29, 2011 01:39 PM (5jbD3)

19 He has to pissing off Donks in Congress.  First, he encourages big donors to blow their whole wad on him which would leave no money for congressional campaigns, and now this. 

What are they called, "package donations" or donors?  Can't remember.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 29, 2011 01:39 PM (Sfu+M)

20
brb, shovelin a ditch

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 01:39 PM (G/zuv)

21 At first I read that as "Obama: I'm not hungry with you.." too many Drudge links to Manchelle Feasts lately.. I guess..?

Posted by: Chellita at June 29, 2011 01:40 PM (f1N7o)

22

Pssh. He's the guy that doesn't understand the basic principles of Insurance.

Posted by: William at June 29, 2011 01:40 PM (77TeU)

23 This is really hard for me to say Barry.  But it's not us, it's you.

I think it would be best if we took some time off from each other.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at June 29, 2011 01:40 PM (4136b)

24 brb, killin Osama

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 05:39 PM (G/zuv)

Wait. What?

Posted by: Ted "Osama Obama Osama" Kennedy at June 29, 2011 01:40 PM (7BU4a)

25 Up our game?! Up yours!

Posted by: The American Working Public at June 29, 2011 01:40 PM (FcR7P)

26 I am announcing today the appointment of a Scapegoat Czar to supply me with a steady stream of people to blame for my fuck-ups, because I've learned that these things all have a shelf life.

Posted by: King Barry I "Piehole" at June 29, 2011 01:41 PM (QKKT0)

27 Yup. It's all Congress's fault. You know, Congress... which, up until 6 months ago was overwhelmingly controlled by mindless automations who did the bidding of a guy who was, up until 2 1/2 years ago, a Senator who was part of a Congressional majority that ran up historic bills. Huh, for once I agree with the douchebag.

Posted by: Damiano at June 29, 2011 01:41 PM (3nrx7)

28
brb, callin on CEO's to start hirin

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 01:41 PM (G/zuv)

29 >>>I come in from a long day at the course and what do I find? Somebody fucked up everything!!! HEH! like the lol-cat like obama ones too.

Posted by: LOLbama at June 29, 2011 01:41 PM (nj1bB)

30 Cavuto actually gave him a pretty good skewering on the "homework" thing.What a dickbag the 52% saddled us with.

Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2011 01:41 PM (kkilj)

31 What are they called, "package donations" or donors?  Can't remember.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 29, 2011 05:39 PM (Sfu+M)

Well, we usually called them package donations.


Posted by: Kal Penn at June 29, 2011 01:41 PM (7BU4a)

32 I seem to recall that he didn't want any help, and that the people "who helped create the mess need to get out of the way, so he could clean it up".

Posted by: Bear Grylls at June 29, 2011 01:41 PM (n1JN0)

33 I actually hate this guy.  Actual hate, and not simply feigned blog-hate.  I find myself wishing ass-cancer on the President of the United States.  Not even LBJ made me feel this way.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 29, 2011 01:42 PM (GTbGH)

34
brb, showin my gray hair

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 01:42 PM (G/zuv)

35 It's me, not you.

Posted by: George Costanza at June 29, 2011 01:42 PM (GfhFm)

36
.... I still think the One is gonna spectacularly crater emotionally.

That much narcissism on a collision course with reality is not going to end well.  You can escape reality but you cannot escape the consequences of escaping reality. 

Its starting already..... the lying... the temper tantrum hissy fits...the lying.... spreading blame around like marmalade on every bodies bisquit but his own.... the lying... did I mention the lying???

We've seen how he enjoys the glow of warm adualtion.... but the spot light of criticism and accountabilty is.to.be.denied.at.ALL.costs.


Posted by: fixerupper at June 29, 2011 01:42 PM (C8hzL)

37 Does this mean we all get socialist mops now?

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at June 29, 2011 01:42 PM (4136b)

38 Look, you tools, the ONLY decisions I want to be involved in involve questions like, "Which club should I use?" Get it?

Posted by: No Whining at June 29, 2011 01:42 PM (7GfKM)

39 don't forget tax breaks for corporate jet flying CEO's...or not. Gawd, this guy is brilliant. No wonder we keep losing. Oh right, we kicked his ass in 2010 and we will make him unemployed in 2012.

Posted by: joeindc44 at June 29, 2011 01:43 PM (QxSug)

40 Yup. It's all Congress's fault. You know, Congress... which, up until 6 months ago was overwhelmingly controlled by mindless automations who did the bidding of a guy who was, up until 2 1/2 years ago, a Senator who was part of a Congressional majority that ran up historic bills.

Huh, for once I agree with the douchebag.

Posted by: Damiano at June 29, 2011 05:41 PM (3nrx7)

Dude, the uh, Republicans, uh, controlled Congress man. Like that George Cheney dude. He like, spent too much money man, when like he should have been paying for people's college loans n'stuff.

Posted by: Your Average Obama Voter at June 29, 2011 01:43 PM (7BU4a)

41
and just wait until August

The ENTIRE month the media will be celebrating Obama's 50th as if he's the king.

Posted by: soothsayer at June 29, 2011 01:43 PM (G/zuv)

42 By the way just for the record one of my kids does her work ASAP and is neat as a pin, the other waits till after the last second and is a pig. But I love them both.

Posted by: nevergiveup at June 29, 2011 01:43 PM (5jbD3)

43 At a press conference at the White House, Obama suggested that his daughters, who “generally finish their homework a day ahead of time,” could serve as role models for members of Congress.

In a recent interview on “Good Morning America,” Obama expressed his anxieties about Malia’s upcoming birthday. “I’m not anticipating complete mayhem for the next four or five years, but I understand teenage-hood is complicated,” Obama said.

“I should also point out that I have men with guns that surround them often, and a great incentive for running for reelection is that it means they never get in the car with a boy who had a beer, and that’s a pretty good thing,” he added.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 01:43 PM (UOM48)

44 Stay on script, Odipshit...otherwise you sound even dumber than Sheriff Joe...

Posted by: Crabby Appleton at June 29, 2011 01:43 PM (Cwo/J)

45 did he mention slurpees? Cause I can't understand things too well without a slurpee metaphor.

Posted by: joeindc44 at June 29, 2011 01:43 PM (QxSug)

46 He always looks high. Always.

What kind of sedative could he be on?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 01:44 PM (pLTLS)

47 Daddy, we get our homework done because we made you stop 'helping' us.

Posted by: Malia and Sasha at June 29, 2011 01:44 PM (FcR7P)

Posted by: kbdabear at June 29, 2011 01:45 PM (so1xa)

49 It's not me, it's you.

Posted by: The Prez at June 29, 2011 01:45 PM (k0TKJ)

50 15 Its "Malaise" all over again.

He really IS jimmy carter.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 29, 2011 05:38 PM (z1N6a)

Where's my goddamn cardigan?

Posted by: Barack "Jimmeh" Obama at June 29, 2011 01:45 PM (NCw5u)

51 Luckily you redneck rubes will never realize that my party has had complete control of Congress for two years!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm at June 29, 2011 01:45 PM (zgZzy)

52 Is he telling the American people that all we need to do is shake this malaise, and up our game?

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 29, 2011 01:45 PM (S1Ttj)

53
oh the press is gonna so giddy that Obama is turning 50


Chris Matthews will be drooling with glee and adoration for a month.

Posted by: soothsayer at June 29, 2011 01:46 PM (G/zuv)

54 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 05:43 PM (UOM4 And I just realized that all my patients down here walk around with their guns all day long?

Posted by: nevergiveup at June 29, 2011 01:46 PM (5jbD3)

55 it means they never get in the car with a boy who had a beer, and that’s a pretty good thing,” he added. ...the fuck was that?

Posted by: Z. Ted Kennedy at June 29, 2011 01:46 PM (FcR7P)

56 Don't you bitter clingers realize how many jobs I created in Brazil for that communist bitch? You should be saying "thank you".

Posted by: Pres. Present at June 29, 2011 01:46 PM (3nrx7)

57 He's betting that people forget that Congress went all Democrat all the time in 2006 and only just now got some Republican braking on the spending machine.

Of course, Americans being who they are, it's probably a safe bet.

Posted by: stuiec at June 29, 2011 01:46 PM (ZPwZl)

58 Obama: Mom the Republicans are hitting me again. MSM: Republican quit hitting your sister. Republicans: She's lying again. I didn't touch her. MSM: I don't have time to argue with you. Just leave her alone.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at June 29, 2011 01:46 PM (GIeoW)

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at June 29, 2011 01:46 PM (4136b)

60 Right back at ya, Mr. President.

Posted by: Tingonads at June 29, 2011 01:47 PM (epBek)

61 He always looks high. Always.

What kind of sedative could he be on?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 05:44 PM (pLTLS)

He looks into a mirror before going out to the podium

Posted by: Oldcat at June 29, 2011 01:47 PM (z1N6a)

62

My favourite part. After talking about going after those corporate jets, corporate jets, corporate jets, later during the Q & A, he mentions that he just recently visited a plant that builds airplane wings.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 29, 2011 01:47 PM (GKQDR)

63
this Obama is so trite

up your ass, Obama


Posted by: soothsayer at June 29, 2011 01:47 PM (G/zuv)

64 Obama is the Kenny Powers of politics.

Posted by: PBoilermaker at June 29, 2011 01:48 PM (jU2vI)

65 Luckily you redneck rubes will never realize that my party has had complete control of Congress for twofour years!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm at June 29, 2011 05:45 PM (zgZzy)

FIFY

Posted by: stuiec at June 29, 2011 01:48 PM (ZPwZl)

66 Put down those Slurpees. Slurpies are for closers.

Posted by: Barky, Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers at June 29, 2011 01:48 PM (ENKCw)

67 lazy and boring. What has he been doing for 2 years? or better yet, put it to the moonbats, what rhetorical device in this speech knocked your socks off, what bold declaration will be persuasive to someone other than a braindeadliberal zombie?

Posted by: joeindc44 at June 29, 2011 01:48 PM (QxSug)

68 Not to beat the Hitler comparisons to death, but in his final days in the Bunker, der Fuehrer ordered the total destruction of Germany itself because the German people had proved themselves unworthy of his great leadership.

You can tell when the MBM figures out they can't keep selling the turd when their constant narrative turns to how we're just not good enough for The Smartest Man Ever to Walk the Earth

Posted by: kbdabear at June 29, 2011 01:48 PM (so1xa)

69 Would you like to borrow a cardigan, neighbor?

Posted by: Mr. Rogers at June 29, 2011 01:48 PM (FcR7P)

70 “I should also point out that I have men with guns that surround them often, and a great incentive for running for reelection is that it means they never get in the car with a boy who had a beer, and that’s a pretty good thing,” he added.

And hopefully they'll never get in a car with a guy high on weed or coke, Barry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 01:48 PM (UOM48)

71 It was all blame Congress, tax the rich, private jets, Boooosh even got some blame,and  up our game. As a Christian Woman it is hard for me to say it, but I truly hate this man.. By the way while we are supposed to have some "skin in the game" and cut back Barry and his family are all headed to Marthas Vineyard again. Nice example for the "little" people Barry....

Posted by: Donna at June 29, 2011 01:48 PM (bdE9c)

72 Sasha and Malia, huh? I thought kids were off limit, Barky. Right. you've got your fine friends in the media to make sure they don't get the Palin treatment.

Say, how are those Science grades? Did she raise her 'D'?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 01:49 PM (pLTLS)

73
The ENTIRE month the media will be celebrating Obama's 50th as if he's the king.
Posted by: soothsayer

As if?  You mean he's not?

Posted by: kansas at June 29, 2011 01:49 PM (mka2b)

74 Up my game? Up yours!!

Posted by: Bill R. at June 29, 2011 01:49 PM (ekWve)

75 The Constitution authorizes the president to compel the American working public to take the blame for this shit.

Posted by: Court of Appeals, Sixth Circuit at June 29, 2011 01:50 PM (U6MtO)

76 49
Here's a howler for the sidebar;
John Kerry: "I Would Have Been A Good President, Maybe Even A Great One"
Posted by: kbdabear at June 29, 2011 05:45 PM (so1xa)

Let's see, that's Jimmuh, Mondull (I think), Billy Jeff, ManBearPig, Lurch and Barky. What's George McGovern's view of his imaginary Presidency?

Megalomania: Dimbulbs' foot-in-mouth disease

Posted by: No Whining at June 29, 2011 01:50 PM (7GfKM)

77

Sascha was one of my dogs names.

I would not even name a dog Malia.

Posted by: Who Knows at June 29, 2011 01:50 PM (1cx/R)

78 a Death Spiral can be a beautiful thing  ( ask any ice skater )


Posted by: SantaRosaStan at June 29, 2011 01:50 PM (UqKQV)

79 Love how two days ago Preznit Sand Trap was lecturing us how we need more manufacturing in this country.

Then he goes and slams corporate jets.  Hellooo Gulfstream.

He really is dumber than Biden.

Ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 01:50 PM (UOM48)

80 And yet the 52% are still waiting for him to pull a rabbit out of his ass.

Posted by: Buffaloob at June 29, 2011 01:50 PM (WuHT3)

81 I'm pretty sure he did not mean to blame all of the American public, just the ones that didn't vote for him.

Oh, and Bush, errr  Bush Sr.

Posted by: ASK-21 at June 29, 2011 01:50 PM (opjv+)

82 At least a stupid dick would be useful now and then.  O doesn't even have that going for him.  He's a hemorrhoid.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at June 29, 2011 01:50 PM (sVk8z)

83

I take back what I just said.

I would name a bad dog Malia.

Posted by: Who Knows at June 29, 2011 01:51 PM (1cx/R)

84 when I was a kid your homework was due the next day. it wasn't possible to do it a day before it was assigned.

Posted by: PR at June 29, 2011 01:51 PM (9ET5H)

85 My blood pressure shot up just reading the comments during the presser here today.

No way could I watch him or listen.  No.Freaking.Way.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 01:51 PM (UOM48)

86 Let me be clear, when you lead from the back, it makes it easier to pick out the people to blame...

Posted by: Brock O'Bama at June 29, 2011 01:52 PM (n1JN0)

87 He didn't mean corporate jets manufacturing. He meant more malt liquor bottling.

Posted by: kansas at June 29, 2011 01:52 PM (mka2b)

88 54
oh the press is gonna so giddy that Obama is turning 50

Chris Matthews will be drooling with glee and adoration for a month.

Posted by: soothsayer at June 29, 2011 05:46 PM (G/zuv)

Oooh oooh!  What do you think Michelle will wear?  Do you think they'll dine out at Komi?  I wonder if the Obama's would have dined with Lady Di if she were alive today...

Posted by: Tina Brown at June 29, 2011 01:52 PM (4136b)

89 And you folks think I'm worthless.

Posted by: John Boehner at June 29, 2011 01:52 PM (zgZzy)

90 Oh his birthday is coming up?

I hope they celebrate it with something like this again.

Seriously, look at that!!! Truly indicative of this entire administration -

Hot.Fucking.Mess.


Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 01:52 PM (pLTLS)

91 Off, ghoulish sock.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at June 29, 2011 01:52 PM (4136b)

92
Remember when Hank Hill tried to motivate a crying Peggy with a speech his football coach used to give?

"Loser! You're a loser! Are you feeling sorry for yourself? Well, you should be, cause you're dirt! You make me sick! You big baby! Baby want a bottle? A big dirt bottle?"

Posted by: soothsayer at June 29, 2011 01:52 PM (G/zuv)

93 86 when I was a kid your homework was due the next day. it wasn't possible to do it a day before it was assigned.

Posted by: PR at June 29, 2011 05:51 PM (9ET5H)

 

Racist.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at June 29, 2011 01:53 PM (sVk8z)

94 The yellow curtain he stands in front of looks like a shower curtain. 

What every happened to red, white and blue?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 01:53 PM (UOM48)

95 Oooh oooh!  What do you think Michelle will wear?  Do you think they'll dine out at Komi?  I wonder if the Obama's would have dined with Lady Di if she were alive today...

  Don't think Lady Di would dine with these grifters... She had too much class....

Posted by: Donna at June 29, 2011 01:53 PM (bdE9c)

96 This little man Obama is a right arrogant cunt, ain't he?

He'd have to "up his game" in order to mow my fuckin' lawn.
Gobshite.

Posted by: sifty at June 29, 2011 01:53 PM (gYuf3)

97
Leading from the backside

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 29, 2011 01:54 PM (QMtmy)

98 That yellow curtain looks kind of Islamic.

Posted by: kansas at June 29, 2011 01:54 PM (mka2b)

99 92 Oh his birthday is coming up?

I hope they celebrate it with something like this again.

Seriously, look at that!!! Truly indicative of this entire administration -

Hot.Fucking.Mess.


Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 05:52 PM (pLTLS)

 

Courtesy of Klassee' Kakes

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at June 29, 2011 01:54 PM (sVk8z)

100 >>> I actually hate this guy. Actual hate, and not simply feigned blog-hate. I find myself wishing ass-cancer on the President of the United States. Not even LBJ made me feel this way. Posted by: toby928™ at June 29, 2011 05:42 PM (GTbGH) Please calm down. What I keep trying to express to you is I don't like this shit because this will INEVITABLY now lead to "I hate Obama even more" contest which will result in a banning. Because we all know where this train is heading.

Posted by: ace at June 29, 2011 01:54 PM (nj1bB)

101 That isn't actually a curtain he's standing in front of.

It's Mackchelle's dress on the clothes line.

Posted by: sifty at June 29, 2011 01:54 PM (gYuf3)

102 100 That yellow curtain looks kind of Islamic.

Matches the prayer rug in the Oval.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 01:55 PM (UOM48)

103 So what is his job anyway? Cheerleader?
Because that's the only possible way to work the word leader in the same sentence as this fool's name.

Posted by: baseballguy at June 29, 2011 01:55 PM (MaS0T)

104 And you folks think I'm worthless.

You are worthless, Boehn-head.  Obama's value is negative.


Posted by: Methos at June 29, 2011 01:55 PM (sOXQX)

105

Malia does her homework early?

Well, put her in charge!

Posted by: Private Hicks at June 29, 2011 01:55 PM (UU0OF)

106 Please calm down.

Sorry.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 29, 2011 01:55 PM (GTbGH)

107 brb, fundraisin

Posted by: bam-bam at June 29, 2011 01:56 PM (nj1bB)

108

Watching Obama and the media today, I had mental flashes of Monica servicing Bill while he was talking to Senators on the phone.

I also thought Obama would look very natural in drag. It really should be a Halloween costume.

 

 

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 29, 2011 01:56 PM (GKQDR)

109 Let me be clear,when I say "up our game",I mean you.I'm just gonna relax and hit the links and the fundraiser.

Posted by: Obumbles at June 29, 2011 01:56 PM (kkilj)

110 I'm very impressed by the way John F'in' Kerry has seized on the mood of the electorate:

John Kerry: "I Would Have Been A Good President, Maybe Even A Great One"'cause everyone can just hear the words that come after: "....unlike the current imbecile."

Posted by: cthulhu at June 29, 2011 01:56 PM (kaalw)

111 My loathing got the better of me for a moment.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 29, 2011 01:56 PM (GTbGH)

112

The best part?  I will be re-elected.  EASILY! 

Bank.

On.

It.

Posted by: King Barry I at June 29, 2011 01:56 PM (zgZzy)

113 Please calm down.

  Sorry too. Just am so seething over this man. 

Posted by: Donna at June 29, 2011 01:56 PM (bdE9c)

114 Matches the prayer rug in the Oval.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 05:55 PM (UOM4

 

And the streak down his back.  (in the cowardly way, not a racial way. and fuck those PC assholes that I even have to qualify that remark.)

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at June 29, 2011 01:56 PM (sVk8z)

115 You may not like me, but I've got cred...

Posted by: Brock O'Bama at June 29, 2011 01:56 PM (n1JN0)

116 I honestly don't think I can survive another four years of this git.  I'm serious.  I'll get brain cancer, die of heart failure, something.

I cannot stand to watch my country destroyed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 01:57 PM (UOM48)

117 92
Oh his birthday is coming up?
I hope they celebrate it with something like this again.
Seriously, look at that!!! Truly indicative of this entire administration -
Hot.Fucking.Mess.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 05:52 PM (pLTLS)

Are you sure that wasn't a wedding cake from one of those UK Travelers' wedding shows now playing on TLC?

Posted by: No Whining at June 29, 2011 01:57 PM (7GfKM)

118 102 Ace,I only want Barky to have a benevolent asshole polyp.

Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2011 01:57 PM (kkilj)

119 Obama makes poopy all by himself and thinks we all should do likewise.

How wise can one man be?

This Obama character is stealing that Dalai Lama guy's job too!

Posted by: sifty at June 29, 2011 01:57 PM (gYuf3)

120

Because we all know where this train is heading.

 

Right to High-Speed Terminals!

Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at June 29, 2011 01:57 PM (zgZzy)

121 Because we all know where this train is heading.

Posted by: ace at June 29, 2011 05:54 PM (nj1bB)

At an average speed on 47 mph, at that.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 29, 2011 01:57 PM (bxiXv)

122
brb, embarrassin Benjamin Netanyahu

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 01:58 PM (G/zuv)

123 That cake looks positively laden-down with sugar and fats.

Shouldn't they get him a tofu cake or something for his next b-day?

/Oh, and the cake is a lie!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 29, 2011 01:58 PM (c0A3e)

124
 prez fail

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 29, 2011 01:58 PM (QMtmy)

125 Because we all know where this train is heading.

Posted by: ace at June 29, 2011 05:54 PM (nj1bB)

Did you say train? Yippee!

Posted by: Engineer Biden, at your service at June 29, 2011 01:58 PM (LH6ir)

126 120 102 Ace,I only want Barky to have a benevolent asshole polyp.

Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2011 05:57 PM (kkilj)

You mean, other than Biden?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 29, 2011 01:58 PM (kaalw)

127
brb, omitting g-o-d from all my speeches

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 01:59 PM (G/zuv)

128 Seriously, those eyes. !!! He's on something.

Not to sound like Savage here, but do we want our 'Leaders' (sob) being medicated?

What good are they if they're not thinking clearly? Okay I should preface by thinking most Dims aren't thinking clearly anytime but still.

Maybe I'm off base here and there's a lot of things I can say about him, so I don't want to call him a pill popper if he's not. But he just doesn't look right.


Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 01:59 PM (pLTLS)

129 He's as good at presidentin is as the US Poastal Service is at making a profit.He's the Hindenburg of presidents.

Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2011 01:59 PM (kkilj)

130 This Obama character is stealing that Dalai Lama guy's job too!

Well they both are Communists in some degree...

/The Dalai Lama is a fan of Marx. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 29, 2011 01:59 PM (c0A3e)

131
brb, signin an executive order

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 01:59 PM (G/zuv)

132 Barky to America: Hey America, up your game!

Hey Obama, up yours!

Posted by: American Public at June 29, 2011 01:59 PM (KI/Ch)

133 brb,

I find all these hysterically funny, btw.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 29, 2011 01:59 PM (GTbGH)

134

brb, omitting g-o-d from all my speeches

 

Hey!  That's our job!

Posted by: NBC Sports at June 29, 2011 02:00 PM (zgZzy)

135 102 Ace,I only want Barky to have a benevolent asshole polyp.

Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2011 05:57 PM (kkilj)

 

Never fear, our dedicated press have their heads firmly up his ass.  They'll detect it early.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at June 29, 2011 02:00 PM (sVk8z)

136 128 Goes without saying.

Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2011 02:00 PM (kkilj)

137
brb, blamin Bush

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 02:00 PM (G/zuv)

Posted by: soothsayer at June 29, 2011 02:01 PM (G/zuv)

139 From the guys who brought you AMTRAK and US Poastal Service we now present National Healthcare!What can go wrong?

Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2011 02:02 PM (kkilj)

140 Watchuguys talkingbout? He IS America's ass polyp.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 02:02 PM (pLTLS)

141 lacey, I absolutely think he suffers from depression or bipolar (minor, but still). He's on an SSRI for SURE. I'd bet my underwater house on it. Then again, what like half of all US adults (and most children) are on SSRIs now? So I guess it's no big deal. They kind of hinder your superego, however, or so I'm given to understand.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 29, 2011 02:02 PM (SB0V2)

142 From National Journal:

"I've been doing Afghanistan, bin Laden and the Greek crisis," Obama said, jabbing Congress for being out of session so much. "You stay here. Let's get it done."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 02:02 PM (UOM48)

143
you know what, though?

I'm in kinda a good mood now.

Ever since I found out Hugo has been MIA for two weeks. This is a good sign.

Posted by: soothsayer at June 29, 2011 02:02 PM (G/zuv)

144 On the plus side, at least he's not thinking of upping his game.

Posted by: PugBoo at June 29, 2011 02:03 PM (20jXV)

145
brb, solvin the Greek crisis

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 02:03 PM (G/zuv)

146
brb, fixin shit in Afghanistan

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 02:04 PM (G/zuv)

147 146. How could he possibly? He is the Alpha, and the Omega. There is no Up from where He is At.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 29, 2011 02:04 PM (SB0V2)

148 That's right, you racists, this whole topic is on the train to Ace calling you all racists again. You filthy racists!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 29, 2011 02:04 PM (c45xH)

149
brb, sellin raffle tickets

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 02:04 PM (G/zuv)

150 He's betting that people forget that Congress went all Democrat all the time in 2006 and only just now got some Republican braking on the spending machine.

Of course, Americans being who they are, it's probably a safe bet.

Posted by: stuiec at June 29, 2011 05:46 PM (ZPwZl)

 

Maybe in 2016, but not this next election.  My worry is that even 2012 may be too late.  A year and a half is plenty of time to do maximum damage with this regime. 

Posted by: Soona at June 29, 2011 02:04 PM (oj5vc)

151

>>>...it means they never get in the car with a boy who had a beer, and that’s a pretty good thing,” he added.

...the fuck was that?

Posted by: Z. Ted Kennedy at June 29, 2011 05:46 PM (FcR7P)<<<

THAT would be Preznint Peace Prize passing off responsibility for raising his kids to someone else (in this case, the Secret Service).

Your tax dollars at work -  

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at June 29, 2011 02:04 PM (wtQcz)

152
brb, delegatin

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 02:04 PM (G/zuv)

153 "stop the tax breaks for corporate jet owners" - b. Odumbass

Ummm...the stimulus had a program to increase sells of private jets, dumbass.

but you are right, nancy puglosi should pay her f'ing taxes.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 29, 2011 02:05 PM (26uEg)

154
brb, shirkin my responsibilities

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 02:05 PM (G/zuv)

155 That's right, you racists, this whole topic is on the train to Ace calling you all racists again. You filthy racists!

Well, it is a day ending in "y".

Posted by: Methos at June 29, 2011 02:05 PM (sOXQX)

156 Hey, that's not a benign polyp. That's my head.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at June 29, 2011 02:05 PM (ENKCw)

157 Barky to America: Hey America, up your game!

Hey Obama, up yours!

Posted by: American Public at June 29, 2011 05:59 PM (KI/Ch)

 

well played

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 29, 2011 02:05 PM (+qHxi)

158 Why is it this guy continuously reminds me of Veruca Salt?

Posted by: ASK-21 at June 29, 2011 02:06 PM (opjv+)

159 Still think I was a worse choice?  I would have ruled with iron cankles, but I'm not a flippin' idiot!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 29, 2011 02:06 PM (zgZzy)

160 Posted by: BlackOrchid

I don't think I'm out on left field - at least on this.

Even Huff&Puff has wondered if he was having a nervous breakdown.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 02:06 PM (pLTLS)

161 brb, nailin' bin Laden. 

Posted by: Obama at June 29, 2011 02:06 PM (c0A3e)

162 He sure loves to mention bin Laden every chance he gets.

I'm surprised he didn't have him stuffed and mounted and dragged out next to the podium at every freaking presser.

It would be kind of funny, if we didn't know his sorry ass had to be dragged off the golf course and pressured into giving the go-ahead to kill.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 02:06 PM (UOM48)

163 I knew the Lama was Marxist years ago.

The Dalai Lama doesn't tip caddies. I have it from an impeccable source.



When it comes out what all drugs this Obama idiot is on right now, he'll make pill-popping JFK look like a Puritan.





Posted by: sifty at June 29, 2011 02:06 PM (gYuf3)

164 Why is it this guy continuously reminds me of Veruca Salt?

  I want it now!

Posted by: Donna at June 29, 2011 02:06 PM (bdE9c)

165 Hey, stop doing that to us!

Posted by: Obama's responsibilities at June 29, 2011 02:06 PM (sOXQX)

166 2. The American working public. Ummm...

Blaming us for failing him worked for FDR, in a similar situation.

If Obama did that, went full-on you suck with his campaign, I think he'd snap-to his electoral base—which isn't lefties, exactly, who are wholly psychologically owned and don't need anything from him, but all people who consider themselves apart from and superior to the "American public." He needs to rile up them squishes and hyphen-first-Americans and the uppity white wimmens who want men sorted into winners and losers by the state, or he could squeak out a loss.

I don't know how many lefties you're surrounded by, but three years ago, it was repeatedly made very clear to me (a presumed lefty) that a vote for Obama was, more than anything, a vote against you, American-public-type person. It was a real emotional outpouring, not a republican calculation.

If O could stir that sentiment up again, but less inferentially—so he looks like he's doing something about The Joe Sixpack Question, not just passively embodying the anti-Sixpack—he could pull out an electoral-map landslide.

The only reason I'd like to see Palin run in '12, though I'm sure she'd lose (like anyone would), is to throw gas on that smoldering madness. I missed the '40s, and my grandma said they were fascinating.

Posted by: oblig. at June 29, 2011 02:06 PM (xvZW9)

167 brb, giving the stage to Bill Clinton. 

Posted by: Obama at June 29, 2011 02:06 PM (c0A3e)

168 I've seen managers try this angle before. They usually get fired soon after.

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 29, 2011 02:07 PM (+qHxi)

169 brb Having sex with my wife.....Ha!just kidding,I mean,really,right?

Posted by: Obumbles at June 29, 2011 02:07 PM (kkilj)

170 160 Why is it this guy continuously reminds me of Veruca Salt?

Posted by: ASK-21 at June 29, 2011 06:06 PM (opjv+)

Because the chicks in that band are manlier than I am?

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 29, 2011 02:07 PM (c45xH)

171 Nice swipe at Palin with that, "never get in the car with a boy who had a beer."

Posted by: davidt at June 29, 2011 02:07 PM (GfhFm)

172 It's never "my-laise", it's "your, his, her, or their -laise".

Posted by: befuddled at June 29, 2011 02:07 PM (xJU23)

173

160 Why is it this guy continuously reminds me of Veruca Salt?

 

 

Because he makes you seethe?

Posted by: Veruca Salt at June 29, 2011 02:07 PM (zgZzy)

174
brb, pullin the economy back from the brink

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 02:07 PM (G/zuv)

175 brb, nailin' bin Laden. 

Me first!

Posted by: Will Folks at June 29, 2011 02:07 PM (sOXQX)

176 brb. wachin chikns cm hm 2 rst

Posted by: Prezdint JJ at June 29, 2011 02:07 PM (gYuf3)

177 Our local Fox affiliate just did a story about Congressman John Conyers who owns a house on the east side of Detroit that he has abandoned. The neighbors were the ones who called the TV station complaining that he has been ticketed for not cutting the grass, the house is an eyesore, and they won't let their kids near the place for fear of critters that mey be living there in the yard. He also owes back taxes of around $600 on it. The house has been in HIS family forever, yet the house is in his wife's name. She is in prison right now for corruption. 

Posted by: Bill R. at June 29, 2011 02:07 PM (ekWve)

178 it's bad enough...well impeachable bad, that he's using the ben bernake to print money to buy our own debt. But, I guess you can say, he's been putting in the effort...

Posted by: joeindc44 at June 29, 2011 02:08 PM (QxSug)

179 The only thing we have to fear...is you lazy ass Americans making me look bad.Get too work!

Posted by: Obumbles at June 29, 2011 02:08 PM (kkilj)

180

There are about 50 sides to this guy's mouth that he speaks out of and he's good at it, no question.  He's dismantling this country and liberty with it, and he's able to appear to be actually interested in trying to put the pieces of the puzzle back together.  A puzzle that he helped take apart and pieces that he then scattered to the wind.   As if it doesn't show, I am pessimistic about the state of affairs in this country.  I think that this country is no longer a beacon of freedom to the world and that it is doubtful that it ever will be again.

Pass the ValuRite.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 29, 2011 02:08 PM (jx2j9)

181 brb. hpy hr @ mnscntry

Posted by: Prezdint JJ at June 29, 2011 02:08 PM (gYuf3)

182 Obama is the Kenny Powers of politics.

Sweet. That makes Biden the Stevie Janowski of politics:

"You and me are the only cool people here. Everybody else is just a bunch of posers and hos and fuckheads."

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at June 29, 2011 02:08 PM (+lsX1)

183 There! I said it!

Posted by: Guy Who Really Didn't Say Anything at June 29, 2011 02:09 PM (20jXV)

184 He finds it amusing that people want him to show more leadership. Gawd, that idiot actually believes his own press. He actually thinks he's doing a great job and everyone else is f--king up.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 29, 2011 02:09 PM (R/hMr)

185 I'm surprised he didn't have him stuffed and mounted and dragged out next to the podium at every freaking presser.


I could have supported that.  In fact, I would have preferred to have his polished skull as some kind of national heirloom.  Maybe the President could us it as a gavel at Joint Sessions of Congress, or the old President could drink a toast out of it and then pass it to the new president or some such tradition.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 29, 2011 02:09 PM (GTbGH)

186

 UP OUR GAME FIRE OUR GM

You saw it here first!

Posted by: sherlock at June 29, 2011 02:09 PM (jdXw+)

187 Don't worry,it's a big bus,there's room underneath for all of you.Now watch this putt.

Posted by: Obumbles at June 29, 2011 02:09 PM (kkilj)

188
brb, sellin guns to Mexican gangs

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 02:09 PM (G/zuv)

189 America's gotta "up our game."

Hah! Called him saying this on the press conference thread, before he started whistlin' lies.

Tell you what, King Putt- we'll "up our game" just as soon as you

"down your lame".

what a feckin' jagoff. Go find your cardigan, JEF.


Posted by: Chariots of Toast at June 29, 2011 02:09 PM (XyjRQ)

190 sell/sale.  I made the same damn mistake twice today. damn. put the coffee on.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 29, 2011 02:09 PM (26uEg)

191

mey=may, and that would be John Conyers with a (D) after it.

Posted by: Bill R. at June 29, 2011 02:09 PM (ekWve)

192 96 The yellow curtain he stands in front of looks like a shower curtain. 

What every happened to red, white and blue?

Look, he's not standing in front of  a giant Islamic crescent and star, is he? Be happy he is gracing you with his presence.

Posted by: MSM at June 29, 2011 02:10 PM (z63Tr)

193 The Dalai Lama doesn't tip caddies. I have it from an impeccable source.

You've met *the* Bill Murray.  I'm so jealous! 

/But the Dalai Lama does tell people that on their death-bed that they will achieve total consciousness, so they've got that going for them.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 29, 2011 02:10 PM (c0A3e)

194 Okay, since I wasn't able to listen  to this Press conference, did anyone ask him questions? If so they must have been hard hitting...../s

Posted by: Donna at June 29, 2011 02:10 PM (bdE9c)

195 they see me failin. they hatin.

Posted by: Prezdint JJ at June 29, 2011 02:10 PM (gYuf3)

196 I only want Barky to have a benevolent asshole polyp.

****tweeeee-eeeeeett******

That's a benign asshole polyp. A benevolent asshole polyp would give out gifts on festival days.

Carry on.

Posted by: fluffy, grammar policeman at June 29, 2011 02:11 PM (SwkdU)

197

Um, Congress ran up the deficit and then The Vapid One® signed it into law.

This guy is amazing. He truly is. We're going to have to come up with a brand new name for his mental illness. Narcissistic, in denial, refuses to recognize reality, hell, if I was a shrink, I could retire on this guy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 29, 2011 02:11 PM (d0Tfm)

198 That said, he got his daughter's age wrong too.

Posted by: observer at June 29, 2011 05:35 PM (a+RXx)

I don't think he cares much about his kids.  I really don't.

I think Michelle does love them.

Oh, and keep in mind that the express reason that the media says they could go after Palin is that she used her kids as props by...bringing them on stage during the convention.  Not kidding, that's their rationale.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 29, 2011 02:11 PM (73tyQ)

199 190 I had no knowledge of that.FORE!!

Posted by: Obumbles at June 29, 2011 02:11 PM (kkilj)

200 Holy crap.  Look who's in my town:

SAVANNAH, GA (WTOC) -

A controversial religious figure is making his way to Savannah. He's on a mission to help families.

Members of the faith community announced Monday that Rev. Dr. Jeremiah Wright will be the featured speaker for the upcoming family conference.

Wright was President Barack Obama's longtime minister who made headlines during the election for his remarks condemning America after 9/11. Organizers say this conference is long overdue and they hope it will strengthen families.

"After reviewing data that focused on the number of low-birth weight babies born in the community, the number of children counted truant in our school system, the number of people suspended, those who have dropped out, teenage pregnancies, and finally the number of children engaged in criminal activity all agreed there is work to be done and we need to start now," said Senior Pastor George Moore, of the St. Philip Monumental AME Church.

The conference is scheduled for June 27 to June 29 at St. Philip Monumental AME Church at the corner of Park Avenue and Jefferson Street.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 02:11 PM (UOM48)

201

Had an awesome moment of Zen today.

I had to attend a diversity workshop, since I was the only woman in my branch. The coordinator was a very earnest African-American lady who talked about how bad it was that our workplace was so un-diverse and what we all had to do to change that.

A few hours later, lunch. We all got our trays, and sat down at the tables. I noticed all but one of the tables had a nearly equal balance of men and women, younger and older people, managers and new employees.

Then there was that one table. The table where everyone was the same race and gender. Yep, _all_ of the African-American women segregated themselves to that one table, the least diverse one there was. And at the head of the table was the diversity coordinator.

I wasn't the only one who noticed. The guy next to me muuters "huh" under his breath. I nearly died.

That showed me what I need to know about the diversity industry.

Posted by: Palandine at June 29, 2011 02:12 PM (g7D8V)

202 Re this fragile mental state....

This was the article I was trying to find.

It's all hearsay but it's interesting nonetheless.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 02:12 PM (pLTLS)

203 and just wait until August

The ENTIRE month the media will be celebrating Obama's 50th as if he's the king.

Believe they'll be calling it "Douche History Month".

Posted by: Chariots of Toast at June 29, 2011 02:12 PM (XyjRQ)

204 Prez 52-pickup sure thinks his mess is funny, don't he?

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 29, 2011 02:12 PM (26uEg)

205 malevolent barakism

Posted by: sifty at June 29, 2011 02:12 PM (gYuf3)

206 Maybe the vacant look in his eyes is from teleprompter contact lenses rather than medication, or he has to keep his face relaxed so his handlers can use that muscle control thing from the other day's sidebar on his mouth.

Posted by: kurtilator at June 29, 2011 02:12 PM (juh4Z)

207 198 Yeah.I fucked up and it bothers me.

Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2011 02:12 PM (kkilj)

208
yes, they asked me, "Mr Pezident, how can we afford your social programs?"

and I said, "You can't afford NOT to have my spending programs!"

All my spending comes with a guarantee. And if you call now I'll include these plans for our nuclear technology!

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 02:12 PM (G/zuv)

209 I can wash my ball if it lands on the green right?

Posted by: Obumbles at June 29, 2011 02:13 PM (kkilj)

210 Lacy I had to quit listening to Barry to extent possible but he used to come on and give some sullen performances that made me think. "Valerie must have told him he cant have his happy pills unless he gets his ass out there and gives this speech" Now the clips I catch on the radio since he has started campaigning instead of pretending to lead he sounds happier. (I dont like it when he is happy)

Posted by: Palerider at June 29, 2011 02:13 PM (dkExz)

211

When one purchases an individual health insurance policy, one is assigned to a risk pool “group” specifically for subscribers to that policy. The group is not everyone who holds a similar policy issued by the company, rather only a very small portion of subscribers who hold similar policies. A group is typically only open for a set enrollment period, after which it is closed to any new subscribers. The group size never increases after it is closed. It does decrease, however.

Over time, the policyholders in the group acquire health conditions. Hence, the claims costs for the entire group increase, and therefore, so does the average health cost for the individuals in the group. The insurer then raises the rates to cover the higher costs. Subscribers with better health realize that they can re-apply for and obtain other very similar health insurance at low, new-subscriber rates similar to the original rates of the current policy. Often, the insurer will promote the "new" similar health plans. When one applies for the "new" policy, one's health will be reevaluated, one will have to re-qualify and be re-underwritten. However, if one has acquired certain health conditions over the term of the current policy, most likely one will be disqualified for the "new" policy. Or one will be offered the “new” policy at the lower, new-subscriber rate; but acquired health conditions will be excluded from coverage under the "new" policy, even if those health conditions were acquired while covered by the insurance provider under the current policy.

Since they can purchase the same or better coverage for less, the healthy people flee the group. As the remaining less-healthy people who cannot flee (because they cannot qualify for new health insurance) acquire more health conditions over time, and since the group is closed to new healthy subscribers, the total health costs for the group accelerates out of proportion to the number of subscribers in the group, and the average cost for the individual group member increases. Premiums are increased to reflect higher average costs of the group.

As the premiums increase, healthy people increasingly flee, unhealthy people remain, average costs increase, the cycle continues and the premiums are further increased. This cycle continues until no one, not even the sick who may strongly want or need it, can afford the policy. The individual health insurance policy group then goes out of existence. Since the original size of the group was small in relation to the total subscriber base, it is very easy for an insurer to eliminate, or allow to go out of existence, any one group of policyholders.

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at June 29, 2011 02:13 PM (UqKQV)

212 did he actually say he was too busy catching OBL????? What, he was there in CIA headquarters pouring over satellite images while going over NSA intercepts? Did he plan the raid with Seal Team Six? No, his involvement was authorizing a strike and watching a display for an hour or two.

Posted by: joeindc44 at June 29, 2011 02:13 PM (QxSug)

213
He always looks high. Always.

What kind of sedative could he be on?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 05:44 PM (pLTLS)

He looks into a mirror before going out to the podium

Posted by: Oldcat at June 29, 2011 05:47 PM (z1N6a)




He listens to his own speeches on the Presidential iPod before hitting the podium.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 29, 2011 02:14 PM (8rHXV)

214 /tin-foil hat on

Part of me (a big part) still think he's not running.....

/tin-foil hat off

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 02:14 PM (pLTLS)

215 I sure hope whoever the repub candidate is, is cataloging and cross referencing these vids for future commercials.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 29, 2011 02:14 PM (26uEg)

216 And yet the 52% are still waiting for him to pull a rabbit out of his ass.

Posted by: Buffaloob at June 29, 2011 05:50 PM (WuHT3)

But that trick never works.

Posted by: Rocky at June 29, 2011 02:15 PM (FKMW3)

217 Seriously, this infuriates me.  I am working my butt off because of all the obstacles this idiot has put in my way. And I need to up my game? I look forward to a business boom when this joker gets the boot.

Posted by: PugBoo at June 29, 2011 02:15 PM (20jXV)

218 After I finish the back nine I'm gonna go shoot hoops with Lebron.He's pretty down about losing the finals so I'm taking him under my wing.He needs to up his game.

Posted by: Obumbles at June 29, 2011 02:15 PM (kkilj)

219

Um, Congress ran up the deficit and then The Vapid One® signed it into law...

 

 

Yeah, like anyone will remember that!

Posted by: Barry Obasketball at June 29, 2011 02:15 PM (zgZzy)

220

yeah, I'm the same guy who dithered on Afghanistan and got dozens of our people killed

and I'm the guy who dithered on a budget


but you get your asses back to work, Congress and Americans.

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 02:15 PM (G/zuv)

221 181 The only thing we have to fear...is you lazy ass Americans making me look bad.Get too work!

Posted by: Obumbles at June 29, 2011 06:08 PM (kkilj)

 

If only we had some sort of Happy Fun Work CampTM  with lots of shovels for those who need a job. 

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at June 29, 2011 02:15 PM (sVk8z)

222 107 --- funny. who is doing these "brb" ones? I am seeing a post. With a photoshop. An LOLCat one, but with like Obama as the cat.

Posted by: ace at June 29, 2011 02:15 PM (nj1bB)

223 brb, havin a beer summit

Posted by: bam-bam the LOLbama at June 29, 2011 02:17 PM (nj1bB)

224 Well, in defense of Obama's disappointment with the American public... They did elect him President of the United States of America, after all.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 29, 2011 02:17 PM (kUaEF)

225 "I've been doing Afghanistan, bin Laden and the Greek crisis," Obama said, jabbing Congress for being out of session so much. "You stay here. Let's get it done."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 06:02 PM

Doing WHAT I might ask.

Reminds me of the clowns who come pouring out of a ballpark screaming "we won!". No you didn't, THEY won, you watched.

Posted by: kbdabear at June 29, 2011 02:17 PM (so1xa)

226 203 Re this fragile mental state....
This was the article I was trying to find.
It's all hearsay but it's interesting nonetheless.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 06:12 PM (pLTLS)

There are always solutions.

Posted by: R. Budd Dwyer at June 29, 2011 02:17 PM (Uw+tQ)

227 Uh, oh. I have a sneaky suspicion that "America's gotta up our game", means we have to pay more taxes. Except for the forty something percent who pay no tax, and or, get gubmint handouts. They will of course vote for dems.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 29, 2011 02:17 PM (R/hMr)

228 "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do to make me look like a great president!"

Posted by: Barack Obama Uber-President at June 29, 2011 02:17 PM (zgZzy)

229 Ace, where's Slublog?  He's genius.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 02:17 PM (UOM48)

230 brb, compensating for a steep decline in the green just to the right of the hole

Posted by: bam-bam the LOLbama at June 29, 2011 02:17 PM (nj1bB)

231 I'm still super awesome. It's America that got small

Posted by: Barack Desmond at June 29, 2011 02:18 PM (so1xa)

232 Well as we all know the media and most of the pollsters are in "bed" with Obama trying to see to it  he is reelected..Thus two polls out saying Alaska would vote for Barry over Palin and Texas would vote for Obama over Perry. We should all run away now like brave Sir Robin......

Posted by: Donna at June 29, 2011 02:18 PM (bdE9c)

233 The comments section just isn't the same without Tangonline around. Remember when he bought ice cream for everyone?

Posted by: Minuteman at June 29, 2011 02:18 PM (hbAPu)

234 I like the "When you lead for the rear, it's a lot easier to pick out who to blame."
Kinda a perfect fit for the JEF.

Also, it's only been 5 months since the JEF promised in his State of the Union that he was going to "focus like a laser" on jobs (for the 4th time).

Any reason why someone in the GOP hasn't put up a ticker that counts the days since his promise in one column, the number of jobs bills he has proposed in another and the number of jobs lost since he made that promise?

Oh, right: It's the GOP.


Posted by: Jimmuy at June 29, 2011 02:18 PM (z/oLu)

235


lolobama would be a great series

because he is an unserious man in serious times

Posted by: soothsayer at June 29, 2011 02:18 PM (G/zuv)

236 228 I have to listen to boring ass breifings every morning at the crack of 11 AM.

Posted by: Obumbles at June 29, 2011 02:18 PM (kkilj)

237 brb. sellin nuke codes for lollipops

Posted by: Prezdint JJ at June 29, 2011 02:18 PM (gYuf3)

238 215
He always looks high. Always.

What kind of sedative could he be on?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 05:44 PM (pLTLS)

He looks into a mirror before going out to the podium

Posted by: Oldcat at June 29, 2011 05:47 PM (z1N6a)




He listens to his own speeches on the Presidential iPod before hitting the podium.


He writes himself a love note from a secret admirer, seals the envelope, has an aide put it in his inbox, reads it and then goes to the podium.

Posted by: PugBoo at June 29, 2011 02:18 PM (20jXV)

239 brb, reconstittuin the middle class

Posted by: bam-bam the LOLbama at June 29, 2011 02:18 PM (nj1bB)

240 Ich bit Ein get your asses to work!

Posted by: Obumbles at June 29, 2011 02:19 PM (kkilj)

241 "A house divided against itself will not get me re-elected."

Posted by: Barack Obama Uber-President at June 29, 2011 02:19 PM (zgZzy)

242 I listened to NPR's take on it. (I didn't choose the radio station.) Obama "took a bat to the Republicans." Then they had Senator Mikulski rant about how Republicans wanted to take away social security and teachers, while she wanted to close loopholes and take away sacred cows. (She's from my state. Isn't that something?)

Posted by: Anony at June 29, 2011 02:19 PM (Yigvc)

243
brb, blamin the weather holidays Japan's earthquake the economy for the economy

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 02:19 PM (G/zuv)

244 brb, shanked it with the seven

Posted by: bam-bam the LOLbama at June 29, 2011 02:19 PM (nj1bB)

245 Honestly, the most calm and collected person couldn't handle eight years of scrutiny like this. Granted, there's not much scrutiny with the Dims but I have to wonder - in today's age could any person survive eight years as C-I-C?

It's too daunting. (well, assuming you're doing it right and not completely detached as he is).

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 02:20 PM (pLTLS)

246 brb, sendin an invitation to paul ryan

Posted by: bam-bam the LOLbama at June 29, 2011 02:20 PM (nj1bB)

247 The beatings will continue until my poll numbers improve

Posted by: King Barry the JEF at June 29, 2011 02:20 PM (so1xa)

248 arbeit macht frei, so get to arbeitin'

Posted by: Godwin at June 29, 2011 02:20 PM (GTbGH)

249 227 Well, in defense of Obama's disappointment with the American public...

They did elect him President of the United States of America, after all.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 29, 2011 06:17 PM (kUaEF)

We've got a hangover...who slipped us the roofies?

Posted by: 52% at June 29, 2011 02:20 PM (Cwo/J)

250 Should I wear a hat or a sun visor on the links tomorrow?Presidenting is hard.

Posted by: Obumbles at June 29, 2011 02:20 PM (kkilj)

251 I feel like a Bacon, Lettuce, and Malaise sandwich.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 29, 2011 02:20 PM (yQWNf)

252

brb, startin another war

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 02:20 PM (G/zuv)

253

kdabear @ 49

That's a howler alright.  Frickin' Lurch.  Term limits.

Posted by: Cheri at June 29, 2011 02:20 PM (oiNtH)

254 brb, playin basketball with guys who let me score

Posted by: bam-bam the LOLbama at June 29, 2011 02:20 PM (nj1bB)

255 brb, getting my socialist mop

Posted by: prez sweep under the rug at June 29, 2011 02:21 PM (26uEg)

256
brb, supportin the rebels

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 02:21 PM (G/zuv)

257

"The day you racists start working hard will be a date which will live in infamy!"

Posted by: Barack Obama Uber-President at June 29, 2011 02:21 PM (zgZzy)

258 brb, pickin up my Nobel

Posted by: bam-bam the LOLbama at June 29, 2011 02:21 PM (nj1bB)

259 Should I give another big election speech in Germania?FORE!!

Posted by: Obumbles at June 29, 2011 02:21 PM (kkilj)

260 71 “I should also point out that I have men with guns that surround them often, and a great incentive for running for reelection is that it means they never get in the car with a boy who had a beer, and that’s a pretty good thing,” he added.

The take-away is he needs to get re-elected to protect his kids from beer-drinking boys. 

'Cause parentin' is hard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 02:21 PM (UOM48)

261 brb, givin more responsibility to joe biden

Posted by: bam-bam the LOLbama at June 29, 2011 02:22 PM (nj1bB)

262 216 /tin-foil hat on

Part of me (a big part) still think he's not running.....

/tin-foil hat off

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 06:14 PM (pLTLS)

I fully think he may drop out, but I don't think he's planning it.

At some point, his polls will fail.  And then watch. Everybody in his administration will be looking at each other saying, "what do we do to save ourselves?"  There will be a lot of going rogue. Many candidates will beg him not to set foot in their state. And then there's the preference cascade.

One thing Michael Ledeen noticed were the errors in his speeches and he concluded that almost nobody is reviewing them, that his circle is tight and overworked.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 29, 2011 02:22 PM (73tyQ)

263 249 Honestly, the most calm and collected person couldn't handle eight years of scrutiny like this. Granted, there's not much scrutiny with the Dims but I have to wonder - in today's age could any person survive eight years as C-I-C?

It's too daunting. (well, assuming you're doing it right and not completely detached as he is).

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 06:20 PM (pLTLS)

 

Agreed, I don't know how Bush did it.  He had it coming from all sides- the last few years especially.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at June 29, 2011 02:22 PM (sVk8z)

264

The polls say he can't blame Bush any longer, so he's got a pair of new scapegoats:

1. Congress. Pretty good!

2. The American working public. Ummm...

I think we can assume that he's now ignoring his political advisors and going with his gut instinct

His gut hates America's guts


Posted by: kbdabear at June 29, 2011 02:22 PM (so1xa)

265 Nah,the left is right,nothing funny about this guy at all.If his competence were the sun we would all be incinerated.

Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2011 02:23 PM (kkilj)

266 brb, filmin a campaign ad in the map room

Posted by: bam-bam the LOLbama at June 29, 2011 02:23 PM (nj1bB)

267 257

kdabear @ 49

That's a howler alright.  Frickin' Lurch.  Term limits.

Posted by: Cheri at June 29, 2011 06:20 PM (oiNtH)

YOU RANG?

Posted by: John F'in Kerry...Yachtsman Extraordinairre at June 29, 2011 02:23 PM (Cwo/J)

268
it's pretty sad when you can sum up my presidential legacy with short-sentence "brb's"

brb, takin the red pill instead of the blue pill

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 02:23 PM (G/zuv)

269 brb, makin' a gutsy call

Posted by: president say stuff at June 29, 2011 02:23 PM (GTbGH)

270 brb, havin a nic fit

Posted by: bam-bam the LOLbama at June 29, 2011 02:23 PM (nj1bB)

271 "I am not a crook.  You people are!"

Posted by: Barack Obama Uber-President at June 29, 2011 02:24 PM (zgZzy)

272 brb, evolvin on gay marriage

Posted by: bam-bam the LOLbama at June 29, 2011 02:24 PM (nj1bB)

273 brb, bein awesome

Posted by: bam-bam the LOLbama at June 29, 2011 02:24 PM (nj1bB)

274 brb, gotta change Joe Biden's drool cup.

Posted by: King Barky The First at June 29, 2011 02:24 PM (ENKCw)

275 Let me be clear,these impersonators are intolerable and also racist.I'm going to have Vice President Biden look in to them.Somebody lift the flag.

Posted by: Obumbles at June 29, 2011 02:25 PM (kkilj)

276
brb,givin the Medal of Honor to ghosts

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 02:25 PM (G/zuv)

277 BTW, the Marine surprising his sister at graduation video in the sidebar was awesome.  Welcome home Marine.

Posted by: PugBoo at June 29, 2011 02:25 PM (20jXV)

278 Heh.  Loving LOLbama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 02:25 PM (UOM48)

279 "$90 million on new machines?  Why did you have $90 million?  Someone in the IRS is falling down on the job!!"

Posted by: stuiec at June 29, 2011 02:25 PM (ZPwZl)

280 Hey you fat fucks, get off your asses and dig!

Posted by: Barry the Road Crew supervisor sitting in his truck at June 29, 2011 02:26 PM (so1xa)

281 I have to say that today....(not unlike other days, but yet somehow more amplified), I am consumed with rage at this prick, this lying a$$hole, this POS m'fer.  What a pile of schlock he threw today.  He is so far removed from possessing any leadership qualities, it defies belief.  Someone needs to sucker punch this grifter bastard right smack dab in the middle of his lying, Marxist nose.  Hard.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 29, 2011 02:26 PM (kOtPb)

282 Honestly, the most calm and collected person couldn't handle eight years of scrutiny like this. Granted, there's not much scrutiny with the Dims but I have to wonder - in today's age could any person survive eight years as C-I-C?

It's too daunting. (well, assuming you're doing it right and not completely detached as he is).

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 06:20 PM (pLTLS)

Scrutiny isn't such a problem if you mix a few successes in.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 29, 2011 02:26 PM (z1N6a)

283 If only all 57 state were as productive as ummmmm, my daughters, we'd uhhhhhhhhh, really have somthin' goin' here.

Posted by: TEH WON at June 29, 2011 02:26 PM (Cwo/J)

284
brb, shoutin out to my indian friends just after a muslim radical massacred a dozen soldiers

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 02:26 PM (G/zuv)

285 brb, getting some arugula

Posted by: prez fries with that at June 29, 2011 02:26 PM (26uEg)

286 brb, nuttin on david brooks

Posted by: bam-bam the LOLbama at June 29, 2011 02:26 PM (nj1bB)

287
brb, tryin out these new ATM thingys

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 02:27 PM (G/zuv)

288 "Pssh. He's the guy that doesn't understand the basic principles of Insurance." Hell, he's the guy who doesn't understand that there has been a shortage of general practitioner doctors for quite a while now, and that his Obamacare is going to make it worse. I fear my GP is going to opt for early retirement. But don't worry, he's sending out spies to find out why GP's aren't taking patients. Don't you all just feel safe, knowing that His Awesomeness is protecting us from those evil doctors? "Doctors, the real enemy."

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 29, 2011 02:27 PM (R/hMr)

289 I fully think he may drop out, but I don't think he's planning it.

I agree with this assessment.

I think...wait...let me get my hat on again....okay better. I think as he's been sheltered by all the Yes-Men in his life he wasn't prepared for over half the country thinking he's a total incompetent putz. Plus, he's a narcissist above all else. If employment is still where it is, he can step aside now and get the backing from the MFM that we [fill in the blank excuse, ie, never gave him a chance, the Republicans wouldn't work with him when they regained the House, etc etc]. It won't be his fault. And look. He's the patriot of the highest order - stepping aside as the country is far too dysfunctional. And really, he's just above it all.

But he doesn't get that coverage after eight years though and he will forever go down as the stumbling bumblefuck we see before us. He doesn't get that coverage. And he knows it.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 02:28 PM (pLTLS)

290 America's gotta "up our game."

Prima facie evidence that the man is an economic imbecile. Not dishonest (though he is that) but dangerously stupid. He simply has no concept of how capitalism works while possessing a hubris that he does. Just assert that business should do better because, well shit, it ought to be and don't mind the crushing administration policies stepping on their throats.

Baby on board Imbecile on display.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 29, 2011 02:28 PM (t4Okt)

291
brb, walkin on the shores on Louisiana lookin for who's ass to kick

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 02:28 PM (G/zuv)

292 /tin-foil hat on

Part of me (a big part) still think he's not running.....

/tin-foil hat off

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 06:14 PM (pLTLS)

 

I've been saying this for about a year now.  The democrats are retarded leftist douchenozzles, but they're not suicidal.

Posted by: Soona at June 29, 2011 02:28 PM (oj5vc)

293 brb, Polishing my Nobel.

Posted by: Obama at June 29, 2011 02:28 PM (GfhFm)

294 Let me be clear,the shortage of Doctors isn't my fault.Damn!I'm in the sand trap,you didn't see that.

Posted by: Obumbles at June 29, 2011 02:28 PM (kkilj)

295 Remember, he misses getting up on Saturday morning, going to the grocery store with the girls....and squeezing fruit.

I hope with all my heart he'll be back at Whole Foods in Chi-town in January 2013, squeezing fruit to his little heart's content.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 02:29 PM (UOM48)

296 I was so pleased to have missed that presser.

Is getting seriously irritated so that your blood pressure blips good for clearing your arteries?

Posted by: Dianna at June 29, 2011 02:29 PM (j9THd)

297 brb, doing my ncaa picks

Posted by: prez basketball jones at June 29, 2011 02:29 PM (26uEg)

298 "I've been doing Afghanistan, bin Laden and the Greek crisis," Obama said, jabbing Congress for being out of session so much. "You stay here. Let's get it done."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 06:02 PM

I singlehandedly saved Greece, and you'd think they would thank me instead of burning down Athens. You have to EARN the right to burn your town down by winning an NBA championship, you brillo haired buttfuckers!

Posted by: The Barackopolis at June 29, 2011 02:29 PM (so1xa)

299 brb, getting the SS to squeeze my fruit

Posted by: president say stuff at June 29, 2011 02:29 PM (GTbGH)

300 brb, gotta go show that Israeli leader dude where the back door is.

Posted by: King Barky The First at June 29, 2011 02:29 PM (ENKCw)

301 302 After the Secret Service clears out all the rabble,of course.

Posted by: Obumbles at June 29, 2011 02:30 PM (kkilj)

302

I've been saying this for about a year now.  The democrats are retarded leftist douchenozzles, but they're not suicidal.

Him not running again in 2012 would be...not unprecedented. Heh. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 29, 2011 02:30 PM (c0A3e)

303 who is doing these "brb" ones? I am seeing a post. With a photoshop. An LOLCat one, but with like Obama as the cat.


that's  Soothsayer

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at June 29, 2011 02:31 PM (UrPTC)

304
brb, seein light at the end of the tunnel when unemployment drops a tenth

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 02:31 PM (G/zuv)

305 brb, playing with my tar balls on the beach.  I brought my big-boy boots.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 29, 2011 02:31 PM (6YMDP)

306 brb, winnin texas

Posted by: prez dream on at June 29, 2011 02:32 PM (26uEg)

307 this brb is just the ticket for me, feeling much better

Posted by: toby928™ at June 29, 2011 02:32 PM (GTbGH)

308
brb, lowerin the sea level

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 02:32 PM (G/zuv)

309

and Hugo

don't forget about Hugo

Posted by: soothsayer at June 29, 2011 02:32 PM (G/zuv)

310 brb, healing the planet

Posted by: president say stuff at June 29, 2011 02:33 PM (GTbGH)

311 Don't you all just feel safe, knowing that His Awesomeness is protecting us from those evil doctors?
"Doctors, the real enemy." Posted by: nerdygirl at June 29, 2011 06:27 PM

Hey, you don't see me ripping out your tonsils and selling them to oil billionaires on private jets, do you?

Posted by: King Barry the JEF at June 29, 2011 02:33 PM (so1xa)

312
What must they be thinking in Venezuela???

hahahaha, this is great

Posted by: soothsayer at June 29, 2011 02:33 PM (G/zuv)

313 Don't tell me about our brave service men and women.I've gotten between Michelle and a Tamale.

Posted by: Obumbles at June 29, 2011 02:33 PM (kkilj)

314 Anyway, why doesn't he just go with that old standby that he's going to pay for ________ by cutting waste and fraud? That always satisfies the dumbest 33% of the population.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 29, 2011 02:33 PM (R/hMr)

315 Well done, soothie.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 29, 2011 02:34 PM (GTbGH)

316 brb, gotta go sneak a tamale out of the fridge I keep in the closet of the Lincoln Bedroom.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 29, 2011 02:35 PM (6YMDP)

317 brb, buyin' computer chips from China.

Posted by: Barry the Magnificent at June 29, 2011 02:35 PM (sOXQX)

318 Let me be clear,I've never actually seen Saha and Malia do their homework but my staff tells me they do.

Posted by: Obumbles at June 29, 2011 02:35 PM (kkilj)

319
brb, Valerie Jarrett has an idea

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 02:35 PM (G/zuv)

320 Ich bit Ein get your asses to work!

Ya sehr gut! Arbeit macht ME!!!!

Posted by: Chariots of Toast at June 29, 2011 02:35 PM (XyjRQ)

321 298
brb, walkin on the shores on Louisiana lookin for who's ass to kick
Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 06:28 PM

Give a call to War's friend Suzy the Blowup doll, I think she has a brother who's one of those punching toys

Posted by: Inflatable Ronald McDonald at June 29, 2011 02:35 PM (so1xa)

322 I give up, what is JEF?

Posted by: kansas at June 29, 2011 02:35 PM (mka2b)

323 brb, gotta catch a Pikachu.

Posted by: Barry the Magnificent at June 29, 2011 02:36 PM (sOXQX)

324 Nobody messes with Joe Biden.Especially when he is in the corner picking his nose.

Posted by: Obumbles at June 29, 2011 02:36 PM (kkilj)

325 give up, what is JEF?

  Jug eared friend?

Posted by: Donna at June 29, 2011 02:36 PM (bdE9c)

326

I've been saying this for about a year now.  The democrats are retarded leftist douchenozzles, but they're not suicidal.

Posted by: Soona at June 29, 2011 06:28 PM (oj5vc)

They ran Carter, and his Veep, in consecutive elections....

Posted by: Oldcat at June 29, 2011 02:37 PM (z1N6a)

327  Thanks. 

Posted by: kansas at June 29, 2011 02:37 PM (mka2b)

328 brb, winnin texas
Posted by: prez PIPE dream on at June 29, 2011 06:32 PM

Fixed.

Posted by: huerfano at June 29, 2011 02:37 PM (zkvJp)

329 brb, gotta catch Captain America with one of Axelrod's favorite employees.

Posted by: Barry the Magnificent at June 29, 2011 02:37 PM (sOXQX)

330 The F stands for fabulous!

Posted by: Obumbles at June 29, 2011 02:38 PM (kkilj)

331
brb, comparin myself to Reagan

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 02:38 PM (G/zuv)

332 I'm thinking the F is not for friend or fabulous.

Posted by: kansas at June 29, 2011 02:38 PM (mka2b)

333
brb, eatin an ice cream cone


Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 02:38 PM (G/zuv)

334 brb, releasing my BC.

Posted by: Obama at June 29, 2011 02:39 PM (GfhFm)

335 brb: planning SEAL missions with Beyonce

Posted by: Prezdint Bootney at June 29, 2011 02:39 PM (gYuf3)

336 brb lookin' for cops acting stupidly

Posted by: Barry the Magnificent at June 29, 2011 02:39 PM (sOXQX)

337 brb, watching taped episodes of Dark Angel with Jessica Alba.

Posted by: Obama at June 29, 2011 02:39 PM (b455c)

338 Almost time to go visiting again.Catch you later.

Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2011 02:40 PM (kkilj)

339 brb sexting Ariana

Posted by: Barry the Magnificent at June 29, 2011 02:40 PM (sOXQX)

340 345 I'm thinking the F is not for friend or fabulous.

You win a pudding cup.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 02:40 PM (UOM48)

341 brb, uppin my golf game

Posted by: HoundOfDoom at June 29, 2011 02:40 PM (KhioZ)

342

brb, writin a book with Bill Ayers

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 02:40 PM (G/zuv)

343

I've been saying this for about a year now.  The democrats are retarded leftist douchenozzles, but they're not suicidal.

Posted by: Soona at June 29, 2011 06:28 PM (oj5vc)

But I think they're stupid.  Nobody is challenging him?  Really?

Think about it, he could drop out of the race in, say, May.

The media would go insane, it'd the the only topic of conversation for months.  He could select someone to be his successor and promise his delegates.  I mean, anything could happen to the guy, he could have a heart attack (smoking) he could go on a rant that's caught on tape, he could blow up at a reporter, anything.  If I were a Dem I'd want to be right there to be the second choice.

A second Obama term would be a disaster For The Dems.  Maybe they hope there will be a solid GOP Congress to thwart him, but they have to see he's just not up to the job and his chickens are coming home to roost very soon.


Posted by: AmishDude at June 29, 2011 02:41 PM (73tyQ)

344 brb, being a jug eared fuck.

Posted by: Obama at June 29, 2011 02:41 PM (GfhFm)

345 brb, the "good humor man" just pulled up into the back driveway ...

Posted by: King Barry the JEF at June 29, 2011 02:41 PM (so1xa)

346 brb: planning muzlim mars mission to retrieve flag with Sheila J-L

Posted by: Prezdint Bootney at June 29, 2011 02:41 PM (gYuf3)

347 brb supporting freedom lovers in Egypt

Posted by: Barry the Magnificent at June 29, 2011 02:42 PM (sOXQX)

348 #202, So Jane D'oh, what do you think are the chances that the good Reverend will tell the people in Atlanta to act like adults and take full responsibility for their behavior that led to all those problems, instead of expecting gubmint to bail them out? Just kidding. Oh, and he left something out of that list of social ills that he will combat: the fat women shrieking and beating on their children in Walmart. We need a gubmint czar to set up an agency to solve that social ill. "The Anti Fat Stupid Women Beating their Children's Asses at Walmart Czar". Really, I should run for office, I'm good at this governing shit.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 29, 2011 02:42 PM (R/hMr)

349

They ran Carter, and his Veep, in consecutive elections....

Posted by: Oldcat at June 29, 2011 06:37 PM (z1N6a)

 

Yeah.  Yeah, you're right.  But on so many levels JEF is much worse than Carter and they know it.  I lived through the Carter years and this is much worse.  Carter was just stupid. The JEF is evil. 

Posted by: Soona at June 29, 2011 02:42 PM (oj5vc)

350
brb, hittin my head on Marine One

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 02:42 PM (G/zuv)

351 brb: reading umbrella instructions

Posted by: Prezdint Bootney at June 29, 2011 02:43 PM (gYuf3)

352 brb, seeing a chiropractor about this permanent nose in the air pose.

Posted by: Obama at June 29, 2011 02:43 PM (GfhFm)

353
brb, meetin with Fareed Zakaria

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 02:43 PM (G/zuv)

354 brb, raping founding fatherz bones

Posted by: Prezdint Bootney at June 29, 2011 02:44 PM (gYuf3)

355 Dammit, sliced another one!

It's these balls. Those slackers at Titleist better up their game!

Posted by: King Barry the JEF at June 29, 2011 02:44 PM (so1xa)

356 brb, gotta get michelle out of the limo- we high-centered on a speedbump.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 29, 2011 02:44 PM (6YMDP)

357
brb, disregardin the Constitution

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 02:45 PM (G/zuv)

358 brb: buying 700 father's day cards just to be sure.

Posted by: Prezdint Bootney at June 29, 2011 02:45 PM (gYuf3)

359 brb, gotta get this fly off my face

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 29, 2011 02:45 PM (6YMDP)

360 362 #202, So Jane D'oh, what do you think are the chances that the good Reverend will tell the people in Atlanta to act like adults and take full responsibility for their behavior that led to all those problems, instead of expecting gubmint to bail them out? Just kidding.

------
nerdygirl, I wish Rev. Wrong was in Atlanta.  He's here in Savannah.  And yeah, I'm sure he'll do worlds of good.  Sigh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 02:45 PM (UOM48)

361 brb, Don't want to keep Michelle waiting.


oh, wait...

Posted by: Obama at June 29, 2011 02:45 PM (GfhFm)

362 brb, gotta close down a Chevy dealership that donated to a Republican!

Posted by: King Barry the JEF at June 29, 2011 02:46 PM (so1xa)

363 You can get a good look at a steak by sticking your head up a butchers ass, but you should take his word for it. Wait what was the question?

Posted by: Obama at June 29, 2011 02:47 PM (b455c)

364 brb: stuck in closet

Posted by: Prezdint Bootney at June 29, 2011 02:47 PM (gYuf3)

365
brb, coordinatin messages with the media

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 02:47 PM (G/zuv)

366 brb, gotta go to the gift shop to get a present for Queen Elizabeth

Posted by: King Barry the JEF at June 29, 2011 02:48 PM (so1xa)

367 Well, at least here's some good news:  Potential school shooter gunned down by popular jock

Posted by: Truman North at June 29, 2011 02:48 PM (K2wpv)

368 brb: surrendrn 2 franse

Posted by: Prezdint Bootney at June 29, 2011 02:48 PM (gYuf3)

369 The yellow curtain makes me wonder how horrible the rest of the White House looks.  We've all seen the beige Oval Office.

The next resident is going to have their work cut out classing the place back up.  Starting with getting the shoe scuffs off the Resolute desk.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 02:48 PM (UOM48)

370
brb, givin my speeches to the queen

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 02:48 PM (G/zuv)

371
damn

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 02:49 PM (G/zuv)

372 brb, gotta go polish my Chairman Mao cufflinks.

Posted by: King Barky The First at June 29, 2011 02:49 PM (ENKCw)

373 You MAKE me hit you, you know.

Posted by: King Barry in his presidential wifebeater shirt at June 29, 2011 02:49 PM (so1xa)

374

"It would be so much easier to be President of China. THEY step up THEIR game."

Posted by: O-bah-muhh at June 29, 2011 02:50 PM (sIoXJ)

375 brb: humpin kal penn

Posted by: Prezdint Bootney at June 29, 2011 02:50 PM (gYuf3)

376 brb: doing sex to china

Posted by: Prezdint Bootney at June 29, 2011 02:50 PM (gYuf3)

377 brb, Kal is waiting.

Posted by: Obama at June 29, 2011 02:50 PM (GfhFm)

378 391

"It would be so much easier to be President of China. THEY step up THEIR game."


I don't know whether to laugh or shudder in fear and disgust.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 02:51 PM (UOM48)

379 arrrrgh

Posted by: Obama at June 29, 2011 02:51 PM (GfhFm)

380 Praise Allah for Barack Hussien Obama.........................Thank You Barry for the gift......You are in our prayers !!!!!!!

Posted by: The TollyBon at June 29, 2011 02:51 PM (48wze)

381 brb .... not now, Kal!

Posted by: King Barry the JEF at June 29, 2011 02:51 PM (so1xa)

382
brb, tellin people to buy smaller cars

Posted by: obama at June 29, 2011 02:51 PM (G/zuv)

383 Posted by: Oldcat at June 29, 2011 06:37 PM (z1N6a)

And they batted .500. Not bad.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 29, 2011 02:51 PM (LH6ir)

384 brb, trying to match a race card and a class warfare card.

Posted by: prez poker player at June 29, 2011 02:51 PM (26uEg)

385 brb, buying my old senate seat for a friend

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 29, 2011 02:52 PM (6YMDP)

386 IM N UR CNTRY REKN UR $$

Posted by: Prezdint Bootney at June 29, 2011 02:52 PM (gYuf3)

387 poor Barak, He must see those stupid unemployed peoples numbers , How dare they become un-employed and homeless, Don't they understand HE is  the President. "You folks better get it together out there and get a job! anything! You are makin Him look bad.

 How tiring this all is , I hope He takes a well deserved break in Martha's Vineyard, It's all so unfair of Us to not enjoy the pure History of the moment.

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2011 02:53 PM (h+qn8)

388 brb: plannin camps for rethugs

Posted by: Prezdint Bootney at June 29, 2011 02:53 PM (gYuf3)

389 113 My loathing got the better of me for a moment.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 29, 2011 05:56 PM (GTbGH)

As an aside, I remember a professor telling me years ago:

You detest that which is dislikeable; you despise that which is beneath you; you abominate that which you reject; you loathe that which is disgusting; you abhor that which is repulsive; and you hate that which is evil.

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 29, 2011 02:53 PM (ZtwUX)

390 brb, UNEXPECTED11!!!1!!!!1

Posted by: King Barry I at June 29, 2011 02:53 PM (le5qc)

391 brb, getting a sweet deal from an Assyrian pal on some land in  Chicago.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 29, 2011 02:54 PM (6YMDP)

392 brb, Selling out Israel. At a good price. Jews should appreciate that, right?

Posted by: Obama at June 29, 2011 02:54 PM (GfhFm)

393 Shovel ready speech

Posted by: Cherry π at June 29, 2011 02:54 PM (OhYCU)

394 brb, runnin guns.

Posted by: prez fast and furious at June 29, 2011 02:54 PM (26uEg)

395 brb, gotta give a healthcare speech

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 29, 2011 02:55 PM (6YMDP)

396 Mr. Obama,

I am not mad at you.  You are who you are.  I'm just done with you.  I'm mad at the 52

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 29, 2011 02:56 PM (pdRb1)

397 Obama does have a point.  Americans need to up our game so when January 20th, 2013 rolls around, Obama will be standing next to and listening to someone else taking the Presidential Oath of Office.

Posted by: allo12 at June 29, 2011 02:56 PM (6j2qI)

398 The Jerk Turk guy on MSNBC said he was a Progressive.  Who knew?

Posted by: Cherry π at June 29, 2011 02:57 PM (OhYCU)

399 Lemmi, I reserve the majority of my angst at the MFM, they sold the 52 this lemon.

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2011 02:57 PM (h+qn8)

400 Barry had me at "Let me be clear..."

Posted by: F. Chuckie Todd at June 29, 2011 02:57 PM (sj4Tq)

401 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmbgckkHodo

Posted by: Otis Rush at June 29, 2011 02:57 PM (le5qc)

402 brb, gotta get Joe his binky

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 29, 2011 02:58 PM (6YMDP)

403 Oh, and after all the shit in this presser, I'm thinking of watching Hannity tonight. I'm sure he'll highlight the best parts.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 29, 2011 02:59 PM (R/hMr)

404 Newt Gingrich calls Obama "the Most Successful Food Stamp President In American History".

Charles Johnson screaming about "racist dog whistles" in 5, 4, 3...

Posted by: Rod Rescueman at June 29, 2011 02:59 PM (HwE/1)

405 brb, it's date night.

Posted by: Obama at June 29, 2011 03:00 PM (GfhFm)

406 brb, I have a Christmas party to go to. Take over, Bill.

Posted by: Obama at June 29, 2011 03:02 PM (GfhFm)

407 brb ... gotta take a piss ..

on the Constitution

Posted by: King Barry the JEF at June 29, 2011 03:02 PM (so1xa)

408 Ahh, screw it. I'll be gone for a while.

Posted by: Cherry π at June 29, 2011 03:03 PM (OhYCU)

409 Is this the return of "UNGOVERNABLE!!eleventy!!!"?

Posted by: blue star at June 29, 2011 03:03 PM (Xf/PJ)

410 418 The Jerk Turk guy on MSNBC said he was a Progressive.  Who knew?
Posted by: Cherry π at June 29, 2011 06:57 PM

Discount!!

Posted by: Flo at June 29, 2011 03:04 PM (so1xa)

411 Keith Stone... You're so smoooooth.

Posted by: Cherry π at June 29, 2011 03:05 PM (OhYCU)

412

He and Moo are openly throwing every Marxist dagger at us as fast as they can - they're not even trying to hide their agenda anymore.

And no one is stopping them. Why?

Posted by: Marybel at June 29, 2011 03:09 PM (Hic+o)

413 brb, hangin' with Kal Penn.

And by hangin' with Kal Penn, I mean he's s****** my c***

Posted by: Prezidnt Downlow at June 29, 2011 03:10 PM (HwE/1)

414

You detest that which is dislikeable; you despise that which is beneath you; you abominate that which you reject; you loathe that which is disgusting; you abhor that which is repulsive; and you hate that which is evil.

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 29, 2011 06:53 PM (ZtwUX)

Is there just one word for all of those or do I have to string them together?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 29, 2011 03:10 PM (bxiXv)

415 But Obama's got great credentials.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 29, 2011 03:10 PM (vtqbC)

416 brb, bowin' to the Saudis.

Posted by: President Barack Opresent at June 29, 2011 03:12 PM (uaEZS)

417 O HAI, brb, learnin' how to speak Austrian.

Posted by: President Barack Opresent at June 29, 2011 03:13 PM (uaEZS)

418 brb, bonin' up on Alinsky.

Posted by: President Barack Opresent at June 29, 2011 03:14 PM (uaEZS)

419
  I have the utmost respect for the office of the President. I will also extend that same respect to the President.

  When we have one.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 29, 2011 03:14 PM (ud5dN)

420 Now dammit America, get up and make me a sammich!

Posted by: King Barry the JEF at June 29, 2011 03:18 PM (so1xa)

421 The arrogance of this fuckwit is astonishing. Listen to that first part, he's basically saying everything's been decided, in accordance with prophecy, and Congress just needs to implement Barky's recommendations for continuing to blow the country's brains out on spending. The corporate jet tax break revenue will keep the government humming along.

And the "Congress has already spent this" crap. Yeah, your Democratic peons did so, for two full years, AT YOUR REQUEST, you fucking dillhole. It's just another sign that the WH press corps doesn't have two synapses to rub together, because I'd be laughing my ass off if I were sitting in front of this dumbass as he stutters and stammers his way into another rhetorical pretzel.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 29, 2011 03:18 PM (ZVTdt)

422

Trying to keep the faith in my country.  What's happening to it is breaking my heart.  It's like thinking one has a good, happy marriage and suddenly your partner hands you divorce papers and says they've found someone else. 

What's worse, is that I can't truly believe in anything that's in the news anymore, even on the interwwebs.  What's that shit you keep telling us about, Kratos?   

Posted by: Soona at June 29, 2011 03:19 PM (oj5vc)

423 brb, Roasting a bowl before I toast Rashid.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 29, 2011 03:19 PM (587xB)

424 brb, engagin Libya in non-hostilities

Posted by: bam-bam the LOLbama at June 29, 2011 03:21 PM (nj1bB)

425

It is NOT a good idea to blame your problems on your boss or your customers.  Is this nitwit completely brain dead?

 

Posted by: burt at June 29, 2011 03:22 PM (OzqQM)

426 brb ... the Chinese "sent a guy" who wants the money NOW

Posted by: King Barry the JEF at June 29, 2011 03:22 PM (so1xa)

427 @446

   Stay tight, bro. We'll get through it, won't be easy though.

  Remember, we are Americans--we can DO this.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 29, 2011 03:23 PM (ud5dN)

428 America:  We have a structured settlement

 Barky:  But I need cash now!!!

Posted by: J.G. Wentworth at June 29, 2011 03:23 PM (RXGQi)

429

Class warfare

Class warfare

Class warfare

Class warfare

Blame others

Tax the Rich

Hide behind my duaghters to make you love me.

Tax the Rich

Class warfare

Class warfare

Class warfare

Class warfare

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at June 29, 2011 03:23 PM (0fzsA)

430 We need to work harder for dear leader.

Posted by: marie at June 29, 2011 03:23 PM (DUA60)

431 George Soros and Warren Buffet have private jets.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at June 29, 2011 03:24 PM (0fzsA)

432 BTW, anyone catch Krugman saying that we are literally in Bizarro World, and that conventional fiscal prudence is folly, and conventional fiscal virtue is vice?

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 29, 2011 03:24 PM (ZVTdt)

433

Killing small business - Democrats are on the case!  (while hiding behind punitive big business taxation)

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at June 29, 2011 03:28 PM (0fzsA)

434 It's long past time to laugh Paul Krugman off the stage.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at June 29, 2011 03:29 PM (0fzsA)

435 This definitely isn't gonna end nice.
Today was just a little reminder of divisiveness and projection ahead.

And if the GOP gets of to a lead, especially a female candidate, the MFM will be launching 24/7.

Posted by: ontherocks at June 29, 2011 03:29 PM (HBqDo)

436 Baracula wants to suck your blood, you charter jet owning, typical live persons, you..

No mentioning God in cemeteries or carrying silver crucifixes either.

And no garlic noses need apply.

Congress didn't send up any shovel ready jobs,but I have a few for you undead.
They did their homework without even reading it first, just the way I like it.

Little Joey Bitem may have plagiarized his homewor, but at least he's clean and arterial.

I want to keep my offspring from doing any necking...I can tell you just how dangerous that can be.  Now be good little Harkers of what is to come, and should you leave these rooms, you will not by any chance go to sleep in any other part of the White House. It is old and has many bad memories. Be warned.






Posted by: Vlad the Inhaler at June 29, 2011 03:30 PM (oxqER)

437

It is NOT a good idea to blame your problems on your boss or your customers.  Is this nitwit completely brain dead?

 Posted by: burt at June 29, 2011 07:22 PM


Well, his biggest enablers and boosters are the MBM, the same people who blame their plunging circulation and viewership on "dumb Americans who aren't interested in keen expert analysis"

AKA "the customer is always wrong"

Reminds me of this lefty food market in Boston's South End that wrote an idiotic screed blaming stupid customers for their demise

Posted by: kbdabear at June 29, 2011 03:30 PM (so1xa)

438 More Marxist demagoguery from Teh iWon?  Color me shocked!  /sarc

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at June 29, 2011 03:31 PM (FAyWo)

439

Hey, MCPO Airdale, can you go over to Facebook and tell my daughters to get off the computer and do their homework?

 

Posted by: Truman North at June 29, 2011 03:32 PM (K2wpv)

440 Obama: I'm Not Angry With You. I'm Just Disappointed.Get used to that feeling

Posted by: Red States at June 29, 2011 03:33 PM (AZFgs)

441 Obama resorts to tried and true liberals tactics. Class warfare. We must punish everyone that works and succeeds in business. The family owned store staels poor peoples money, they make hundreds of thousands of dollars a year and don't pay their fair share of taxes, punish them.... The Democrat/Liberal utopia makes everyone have less so we have shared misery! How dare some of you be successful!

Posted by: Emil at June 29, 2011 03:33 PM (pMICI)

442 What a nagging prick. 

Posted by: Y-not at June 29, 2011 03:35 PM (TFxd0)

443 Ace, please tell me you're crafting a take-down of Chris Matthews, Howard Fineman and Chuck Todd sucking each others dicks for teh One on the MicroSoft No Black Commentator Network tonight. I'm gonna go sit in a cold shower and rock back and forth for awhile.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at June 29, 2011 03:37 PM (FZclg)

444 Truman - Good luck with that!  Wanna play Halo on the xBox?

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at June 29, 2011 03:37 PM (FAyWo)

445 Is there a bet among his writers to see which one of them can get McDuffy to say the stoopidest thing?

Posted by: dogfish at June 29, 2011 03:44 PM (N2yhW)

446 The Kudlow gang on CNBC bitchslapped Howard Dean tonight.  It was glorious.

Posted by: sybilll at June 29, 2011 04:00 PM (i3zof)

447 Sushi and Malaria don't wait until the night before to do their homework??

...umm..isn't homework generally issued the day before...so they actually have to do it the night before it's due

...and who was the sycophant Obama fellator at :42 in who said it was impressive that his two little punishments do their schoolwork?

Posted by: beedubya at June 29, 2011 04:08 PM (AnTyA)

448

Him goofy and annoying. Meesa can't take him seriously.

Posted by: Jar Jar Binks at June 29, 2011 04:50 PM (gajE2)

449 What have I done for Obama today?  I am not trying hard enough.

Posted by: Marie at June 29, 2011 05:19 PM (W7Seu)

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Posted by: rennee at June 29, 2011 05:30 PM (/YK+e)

451 This IS newhart's counseling technique: America is in stagflation? STOP IT!

Posted by: DavidM at June 29, 2011 05:37 PM (UI+1Z)

452 Obama's call for better education bringing jobs is alot like the cargo cults building airfields in the hopes that airplanes filled with cargo will arrive; Both show a fundamental misunderstanding of how things work.

Posted by: jim at June 29, 2011 05:56 PM (yAeKG)

453

Captain Instinct is feeling his oats as he uses his new-found power to rip out these gutsy calls from the bowels of his teleprompter.  Powerful stuff.  Phew.

Posted by: 666chevelle at June 29, 2011 08:47 PM (QjSgY)

454

Typesetting! New Headline!

"Monumental AME Church hosts Colossal SOB from Church of the Obaminable GDA"

Then Nathan Lane swishes onstage with a fedora and sings something all musical theatery-like.

Or not. 

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