April 07, 2011
— Ace A man asks Obama what he can do about oil prices.
In other words, he's pinched for money.
Obama tells him to buy a new car.
Video at the link, but here's how AP reported it initially:
Obama needled one questioner who asked about gas prices, now averaging close to $3.70 a gallon nationwide, and suggested that the gentleman consider getting rid of his gas-guzzling vehicle.“If you’re complaining about the price of gas and you’re only getting 8 miles a gallon, you know,” Obama said laughingly. “You might want to think about a trade-in.”
And it gets better: AP, apparently having realized that's a Marie Antoinette sort of answer, actually deleted it from later versions of the story for no reason, and of course with no "CORRECTED" statement.
There's nothing to correct -- he said what he said. How did it begin the day by being news but wind up not being news?
Instapundit has more, as does Captain Ed.
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Posted by: Lauren at April 07, 2011 08:44 AM (+yOWy)
We have ESPN, you and I. No sooner did I post on this on my little blog, I run over here and you have a post on the exact same subject with the same snark content.
Your programming of me is now complete, Ace.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 07, 2011 08:45 AM (d0Tfm)
Ah, but he can't have said what he never said at all. History written by the victors and all. Sort of a Trotsky pictures sort of thing.
Posted by: ef at April 07, 2011 08:45 AM (KIVK4)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 07, 2011 08:45 AM (Z1jiu)
Posted by: The Voice of Reason at April 07, 2011 08:45 AM (UpqKo)
You know the AP will report on that.
FML
Posted by: Josef K. at April 07, 2011 08:46 AM (7+pP9)
Posted by: MFM - Ministry of Truth at April 07, 2011 08:47 AM (9hSKh)
Seriously. Gas prices have killed my Steelhead Season.
At $90+ per tank of gas, I can't afford to go over the passes to fish half as much as I could a few years ago...
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2011 08:47 AM (7uOfO)
"Gee mr. President, my vehicle is already more efficient than your limo. And the SUVs in your motorcade. And I'll bet that it's more efficient than the vehicles that will haul the $30k + suckers that will be going to your fundraiser."
This should be blasted out with the claim that Bush said this in a reply to latter he received. See who takes the bait and then nail them. And keep repeatting this. Make it a quetion in polling.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 07, 2011 08:47 AM (6rX0K)
Posted by: nickless at April 07, 2011 08:47 AM (MMC8r)
AP did, after all, get stimulus money to learn how to wash african balls.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 07, 2011 08:48 AM (Z1jiu)
I remember when stupid ol' H.W. didn't know how much a gallon of milk cost. Obviously disqualified him for President, and the media rightly harped on it.
This? This is Obama's noble attempt to save the world by telling other people what do to.
You're hungry? Eat cake!
Posted by: FUBAR at April 07, 2011 08:48 AM (McG46)
Posted by: Fart-Tube-Jones at April 07, 2011 12:47 PM (BAlW6)
You don't have to serve on the jury.
Posted by: judge garrett at April 07, 2011 08:49 AM (7uOfO)
The Pressure Gauge Strategy wasn't effective, then?
We have moved on from tire pressure to high speed rail.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 07, 2011 08:49 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: In Soviet Russia, Lincoln Drives Lincoln! at April 07, 2011 08:49 AM (lT0LC)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 07, 2011 08:49 AM (jkSbV)
Posted by: mikeyslaw at April 07, 2011 08:50 AM (QMGr1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 07, 2011 08:50 AM (uTxVn)
Posted by: killerdog at April 07, 2011 08:50 AM (Wfuno)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 07, 2011 08:51 AM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: nickless
He had to adjust for inflation dont'cha know.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 07, 2011 08:51 AM (6rX0K)
We'll be lucky if he only goes "Full Carter". Obama is trying to out-do Carter, if that is even possible!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 07, 2011 08:51 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: mikeyslaw at April 07, 2011 12:50 PM (QMGr1)
You acted stupidly. You should have just bought more land from your real estate developer neighbor who buys politicians as a hobby.
You folks are being fooled by false choices.
Posted by: His Excellency Hussein Obama at April 07, 2011 08:52 AM (McG46)
Posted by: EC at April 07, 2011 08:52 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 07, 2011 08:52 AM (UO6+e)
Posted by: Jugears Obumbum at April 07, 2011 08:52 AM (mQMnK)
1. Wreck economy
2. Everyone loses their jobs
3. Without jobs, no need to commute to work
4. Nationwide gas consumption drops.
5. ?
6. Profit!!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 07, 2011 08:52 AM (4ztKO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 07, 2011 08:53 AM (uTxVn)
Talk about out of touch. Is there even a car sold in America in the last 20 years that gets only 8 miles to the gallon, besides perhaps the Hummer?
Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2011 08:53 AM (Orc9J)
Did someone say eat cake? I'd love to eat some cake.
What are you stupid wingnuts complaining about now?
Posted by: Fat Oliver Willis at April 07, 2011 08:54 AM (mEyVv)
Oh, there was a reason. All this guy has is his 'personal likeability,' and here he is behaving like an obvious prick.
Posted by: lauraw at April 07, 2011 08:54 AM (KHHRI)
And that one only the H1 did so bad.
But.
Yes van's from the 80's can suck that bad.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 07, 2011 08:54 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: maddogg at April 07, 2011 08:55 AM (OlN4e)
So Obama tells Reid to sit on a bill funding the troops and now he's telling a man it's his fault that he doesn't get better gas mileage. Such a compassionate president we have!
/
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 07, 2011 08:56 AM (UO6+e)
Posted by: robtron at April 07, 2011 08:56 AM (DSeW+)
Posted by: pep at April 07, 2011 08:56 AM (GMG6W)
Posted by: The MSM at April 07, 2011 08:56 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: NC Ref at April 07, 2011 08:56 AM (/izg2)
Posted by: Penfold at April 07, 2011 08:56 AM (1PeEC)
Posted by: AP Propagandist at April 07, 2011 08:57 AM (mEyVv)
Posted by: nogooddeed at April 07, 2011 08:57 AM (MZSfb)
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 07, 2011 08:58 AM (afWhQ)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2011 12:44 PM (7uOfO)
Disappearing AP article...Pravda would be proud.
This is the new normal.
Posted by: dananjcon at April 07, 2011 08:58 AM (pr+up)
And what about all the other commodities that require gas to harvest, process, and distribute?
Robtron, this is a man who said that Iran is a tiny country.
Do you really think he has a grasp of even Page 1 of Econ 101?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 07, 2011 08:58 AM (B+qrE)
So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive?
Posted by: Talibill at April 07, 2011 08:59 AM (WEWGu)
Posted by: Meghan McCain at April 07, 2011 09:00 AM (mEyVv)
(It's okay if you put them on a closet shelf to die.)
Posted by: nickless at April 07, 2011 09:00 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 07, 2011 09:01 AM (TpXEI)
Let me tell you, he's clean for one thing. You just don't see many folks like him who are clean.
Posted by: DC Joey B at April 07, 2011 09:01 AM (mEyVv)
Because we did our job properly? The 2008 political stylebook for The One sets some pretty tight parameters.
Posted by: The MFM at April 07, 2011 09:01 AM (swuwV)
Did I mumble? I said 'trade it in'?
Posted by: Barky McStumblefuck at April 07, 2011 09:01 AM (pLTLS)
I would love Obama to say this kind of bullshit to my dad, who spent forty years as an independent flooring installer and depended on his pick-up truck for his livelihood.
Then again, no I wouldn't. Because my dad would have reasonably flown off the handle and gotten himself arrested.
He's down in NJ right now, visiting family, and I talked to him on the phone the other day. I asked what the gas prices were like there and he said (at teh time) it was about $3.49/gallon. "What about in NH?" he asked.
"When I gassed up this morning, it was $3.57."
"You're kidding. Where?"
"The Irving station across from where I work."
"G*ddammit."
"Yep."
It is a sad, sad day when NH's gas prices are worse than New Jersey's, and almost as bad as my sister's in Pennsylvania.
Posted by: MWR at April 07, 2011 09:01 AM (4df7R)
Deleted what? That was never part of the story. He never said that.
Posted by: MBM Using Doublethink Skills at April 07, 2011 09:02 AM (0q2P7)
Surprise! The Marxist CocoPuff-in-Chief reveals himself as condescendingly arrogant by answering the questioner in a manner meant to demean.
Obama suggests a trade-in, and he is absolutely correct that in '12 we're going to trade him in for a real president.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 07, 2011 09:02 AM (ZHsNw)
So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive?
I think it was pants or something.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 07, 2011 09:02 AM (B+qrE)
And it gets better: AP, apparently having realized that's a Marie Antoinette sort of answer, actually deleted it from later versions of the story for no reason, and of course with no "CORRECTED" statement.
Ain't it a bitch for these "news" reporters. Constantly having to wipe Jug Ears' ass and cover up his asininity. The incompetence is breathtaking. This guy is a full-fledged, raving dumb ass. Oh, the screeches from the left if this had been Booooosh.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2011 09:03 AM (usvhr)
Are there seatbelts on this handbasket? It's going to be a bumpy ride.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at April 07, 2011 09:03 AM (fk/lm)
Posted by: Meghan McCain at April 07, 2011 01:00 PM (mEyVv)
Yeah...he must have been a Dick Cheney-Hailburton plant.
Posted by: Stoopid fat spoiled libtard bitch #2 at April 07, 2011 09:03 AM (pr+up)
Posted by: King Barry I "Piehole" at April 07, 2011 09:04 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Cowardly Conservative at April 07, 2011 09:04 AM (1NW1c)
Breaking: Pipe bomb explodes outside synagogue in LA, per fox.
Amish again?
Presbyterians.
Possibly Lutherans.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 07, 2011 09:04 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 07, 2011 09:04 AM (0GFWk)
"Nobody gets 8 miles to the gallon anymore.
Not without a tailwind!"
That reminds me of Dornheim's comment in "Achewood" about Ray Smuckles' Escalade:
"The turning radius of a supertanker combined with the fuel economy of an oilfield fire..."
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 07, 2011 09:04 AM (PMGbu)
Posted by: The MSM, Using Jedi Mind Tricks at April 07, 2011 09:05 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Damiano at April 07, 2011 09:05 AM (3nrx7)
I'm not sure he can spell economics.........or page.
Posted by: Mallamutt at April 07, 2011 01:00 PM (OWjjx)
he always has Bill Ayers to take care of that for him...
Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at April 07, 2011 09:05 AM (6IReR)
Yep. In these financial times, when a man is suffering from the pinch of high gas prices, taking out a loan and spending even more money than he would save would be the appropriate answer.
No doubt about it.
I mean, clearly, the man is flush with cash for new car purchases. Right?
Posted by: Whatever! at April 07, 2011 09:05 AM (LyOUH)
Posted by: David Brooks, Conservative Columnist for the New York Times at April 07, 2011 09:05 AM (mEyVv)
How many of those does he get? He's starting to look like a burrito.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 07, 2011 09:05 AM (swuwV)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 07, 2011 09:05 AM (0GFWk)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 07, 2011 09:06 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 07, 2011 09:06 AM (UO6+e)
Epic, arrogant, out of touch douchebag.
Rush just covered this. He made the comment that if Obama had really pumped gas once for a job (as he claimed yesterday), wouldn't there be people stepping forward bragging about how they had worked at the gas station with Obama? Like so much this JEF says, it's all lies, blurted out, off prompter in the heat of a moment. Rush also doesn't believe that Obama scooped ice cream for a summer job either, as he has earlier claimed.
Posted by: runningrn at April 07, 2011 09:06 AM (ihSHD)
Posted by: Cowardly Conservative at April 07, 2011 01:04 PM (1NW1c
Stoopid sock! Now i have that picture of the witch from WI in my head again!
Posted by: Cicerokid at April 07, 2011 09:07 AM (1NW1c)
(It's okay if you put them on a closet shelf to die.)
Posted by: nickless at April 07, 2011 01:00 PM
Bring 'em on. We're trying to keep that abortion funding coming.
Posted by: Eleanor Holmes-Norton, D (D&C) at April 07, 2011 09:07 AM (2pEj7)
Posted by: looking closely at April 07, 2011 09:08 AM (6Q9g2)
Breaking: Pipe bomb explodes outside synagogue in LA, per fox.
Amish again?
Presbyterians.
Possibly Lutherans.
Nah, this has all the hallmarks of an Amish terrorist attack. There were probably several boweler-hat, heavily-bearded men seen fleeing the scene. btw, nobody here has seen AmishDude lately, have they?
/I kid. Hope nobody was hurt.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 07, 2011 09:08 AM (9hSKh)
Must be a work accident by them violent Jews, at least that is what Dickie Durbin must think
Durbin would say that such an act by Jews would be even worse because it would break from past Muslim precedent. Or something.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 07, 2011 09:08 AM (B+qrE)
Ain't it a bitch for these "news" reporters. Constantly having to wash the record and make O look like something other than what he is an elitist and a hardcore socialist.
Jobs created and saved! He keeps his penis sucking media hopping.
Posted by: runningrn at April 07, 2011 09:08 AM (ihSHD)
It's good to see the AP is still carrying the JEF's water.
As an aside, my understanding of the whole 'cake' quote does not refer to sweet tasty baked goods, but the leftover stuff stuck to the pan after baking bread. That is the 'cake'. Pan scrapings.
We will be lucky to get that before he is done with us.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 07, 2011 09:08 AM (ENKCw)
It WAS news because it demonstrated an unguarded statement by the President that gave an insight into his "worldview".
Upon reflection, the MBM realized it did not fit The Narrative, so it was no longer news and was expunged.
Posted by: RM at April 07, 2011 09:08 AM (TRsME)
$9.1? That sucks even more than the paltry billions the Repubs would like to cut.
>8^>
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 07, 2011 09:08 AM (PMGbu)
Posted by: Barack Soetoro at April 07, 2011 09:08 AM (mEyVv)
Posted by: Monty at April 07, 2011 09:09 AM (4Pleu)
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 07, 2011 09:09 AM (LFiVW)
Here is a guy, who like most of us is spending hundreds of dollars a month for gas; thousands a year for heating oil in some cases (ME!) And the best explanation he can get from his President is a smart-assed, snark-filled comment on what he's driving.
Real. Fuckin. NICE! Thank you progs and sheeple, may all burn in hell.
Posted by: dananjcon at April 07, 2011 09:09 AM (pr+up)
To the rest of us, the will pretend it didn't happen for as long as they can, then blame the edit on the pool reporter mis-hearing the Q&A/not having any notes verifying the account--See! Integrity of the narrative news required they not put anything in there that cannot be confirmed.
Oh, and if you thought they had went all-in to get the jug-eared fuck elected, we have not yet begun to see the depths they will plumb to get him re-elected.
Pravda at least had to be paid/threatened with death to write what they wrote--these guys are doing it on their own free will. That is what makes them so deadly and dangerous.
Posted by: jimmuy at April 07, 2011 09:09 AM (jYHTG)
Posted by: alexthedude at April 07, 2011 09:09 AM (JZ/5Q)
Posted by: laceyundearlls at April 07, 2011 09:09 AM (pLTLS)
Jobs created and saved! He keeps his penis sucking media hopping.
Posted by: runningrn at April 07, 2011 01:08 PM (ihSHD)
Job perk. Hell, if I was POTUS, I'd keep mine warm and wet all the time.
Posted by: maddogg at April 07, 2011 09:10 AM (OlN4e)
How can this guy get a cheap trade-in when the Obama administration bought up all the cheap cars with "cash for clunkers" than DESTROYED THEM?
Let's just trade in the "O" for a "P".
Posted by: Cicerokid at April 07, 2011 09:10 AM (1NW1c)
Posted by: rockmom at April 07, 2011 09:10 AM (Y01Pi)
Rush also doesn't believe that Obama scooped ice cream for a summer job either, as he has earlier claimed.
I don't belive Jugears ever held a job in the private sector. It's why he's so gobsmacked by the fact that some people are holding him accountable for results for the first time in his miserable life.
Posted by: Cicero at April 07, 2011 09:10 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 07, 2011 12:53 PM (uTxVn)
Posted by: His Excellency Hussein Obama at April 07, 2011 09:10 AM (McG46)
Then the bureaucrats.
Then the politicians.
Posted by: JEM at April 07, 2011 09:11 AM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Damiano at April 07, 2011 09:11 AM (3nrx7)
And they aren't carrying the water for BO.....
Posted by: . at April 07, 2011 09:11 AM (k1rwm)
It is a sad, sad day when NH's gas prices are worse than New Jersey's, and almost as bad as my sister's in Pennsylvania.
Yeah, OR and NJ pay less for gas than we do, and they pump it for you. I'm paying 3.89/gallon here in the Seattle area. Disgusting.
Posted by: runningrn at April 07, 2011 09:11 AM (ihSHD)
of course the newsies don't realize they have NO control of the narrative with the muddled middle anymore thanks to their reacharounds for Jugears....
watch the newsies will break out their lewinskys for Ogabe and his polls will plummet.
Posted by: sven10077 at April 07, 2011 09:11 AM (kq1lG)
3.79 here in OH. I'd like to see him say that in a state as important to his reelection as Ohio.
Posted by: laceyundearlls at April 07, 2011 09:12 AM (pLTLS)
This is the link you have : http://pajamasmedia.com/instapundit/118181/"
Remove the quotes at the end and all is good.
Posted by: atwoodsux at April 07, 2011 09:12 AM (OIAMD)
And then I remember the mission, and the Narrative, and so I just increase the suction and swab my tongue around until he gets hard and finishes again, and I thank Him silently for another shot of magical protein.
Back to work! He said what!?! No, no, that won't do! Don't worry, I'll take care of it.
Posted by: MFM Journalist, Mildly Depressed and Doesn't Know Why at April 07, 2011 09:13 AM (mEyVv)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 07, 2011 09:13 AM (f9c2L)
NJ has the lowest gas prices in the Northeast.
When refineries are plentiful, gas prices are lower.
I know I'm jsut talking crazy again.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 07, 2011 09:14 AM (B+qrE)
Here is a guy, who like most of us is spending hundreds of dollars a month for gas; thousands a year for heating oil in some cases (ME!) And the best explanation he can get from his President is a smart-assed, snark-filled comment on what he's driving.
If that guy was a blue collar, union worker at that plant, that would be sweet. Ogabe's answer could not have sat well with him. (Of course, he'd be tarred a racist if he complained to any of his co-workers.)
Posted by: runningrn at April 07, 2011 09:14 AM (ihSHD)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 07, 2011 01:10 PM (0q2P7)
yes he is...... says his car gets 8 MPG and he loves his car.
Posted by: Racefan at April 07, 2011 09:14 AM (XGgku)
Heh.
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 07, 2011 09:14 AM (DGIWi)
Remember that this fuck is the same one who said, during the campaign in'08 that the way to combat higher gas prices was to make sure your tires were properly inflated. That's borderline genius level reasoning for developing an energy policy, IMNSFHASO. Has to be the product of a Harvard education. And 52% still voted for him.
But on a positive note, at least ANWR is still pristine...40 degrees below fucking zero,,,but pristine.
Posted by: LGoPs at April 07, 2011 09:15 AM (lHn6+)
When refineries are plentiful, gas prices are lower.
there's a Tesoro refinery not too far from us, but WA has one of the highest gas taxes in the nation.
Posted by: runningrn at April 07, 2011 09:15 AM (ihSHD)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 07, 2011 09:15 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Barry Obama at April 07, 2011 09:15 AM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at April 07, 2011 09:15 AM (+lsX1)
Posted by: willow at April 07, 2011 09:15 AM (h+qn8)
Posted by: dananjcon at April 07, 2011 09:16 AM (pr+up)
Posted by: Soothsayer Moribund at April 07, 2011 09:16 AM (uFokq)
>>NJ always has among the lowest gas prices.
>>That was one good part of working in Newark.
Except for good Portuguese food in the Iron-Bound, I bet it was the ONLY good part.
I spend some time in Newark a few years back, and I can say its the only time in my life I've ever felt scared driving around during the middle of the day.
Posted by: looking closely at April 07, 2011 09:16 AM (PwGfd)
My friend said that these cowards couldnt organize a riot after a Lakers game.
he hates the word but he called them Cowards. well he did give them that they make the very best friend squid out on the coast. but other than that?
said they couldnt organize their way out of a wet paper bag.
seems like the president is FOR all the wrong stuff and lives in an alternate universe.
Sigh. I really dont know what to think of all this. I suppose if i dwell on it i would be scared shitless for several people i love, but as it is i try to just laugh at these nonsensical antics.
at this rate he will get us a president Trump. And I am REALLY not sure what to think of THAT.
Posted by: Gushka at April 07, 2011 09:16 AM (93zw2)
"The Royal Penis is clean, your Highness."
Posted by: AP resurfacing in the Royal Bathtub at April 07, 2011 09:16 AM (7uOfO)
Posted by: willow at April 07, 2011 09:16 AM (h+qn8)
“If you’re complaining about the price of gas and you’re only getting 8 miles a gallon, you know,” Obama said laughingly. “You might want to think about a trade-in.”
Dear Barak,
(laughingly) Go Fuck Yourself.
Best Wishes,
T9
Posted by: tangonine at April 07, 2011 09:16 AM (x3YFz)
but WA has one of the highest gas taxes in the nation.
Where California refugees are nereby, public policy goes into a tailslide.
The idiot Cali-fu is more powerful than even market forces.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 07, 2011 09:17 AM (B+qrE)
3.79 here in OH. I'd like to see him say that in a state as important to his reelection as Ohio.
Yeah, he and all the other Demotards don't have to worry about getting reelected in my state. It's all locked up for them. We are one of the few states where his approval rating is still the same.
Posted by: runningrn at April 07, 2011 09:17 AM (ihSHD)
What are you getting at? If you're out of money, just go get some more!
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 07, 2011 09:17 AM (mEyVv)
Epic, arrogant, out of touch douchebag.
Rush just covered this. He made the comment that if Obama had really pumped gas once for a job (as he claimed yesterday), wouldn't there be people stepping forward bragging about how they had worked at the gas station with Obama? Like so much this JEF says, it's all lies, blurted out, off prompter in the heat of a moment. Rush also doesn't believe that Obama scooped ice cream for a summer job either, as he has earlier claimed.
I worked at a seafood restaurant for like 3 days. I doubt anyone remembers me.
But, I don't put it on my resume, either.
Wouldn't surprise me that O has never held a steady job in his life and ice cream scoopin' and gas pumpin' was stuff he did for a couple of days before he quit, back when he was a punk ass teenager.
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 07, 2011 09:17 AM (LFiVW)
honesty is for you little people
//Jugears
Posted by: sven10077 at April 07, 2011 09:17 AM (kq1lG)
Posted by: nickless at April 07, 2011 09:17 AM (MMC8r)
Except for good Portuguese food in the Iron-Bound, I bet it was the ONLY good part.
A hearty NY, 'Fuck You!', for reminding me of that...Portugese Women and Portugese Rolls...
That and Amelia's for Italian!
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2011 09:17 AM (7uOfO)
Even an old Chevy Suburban gets 10-12 mpg. The last car my family had that got 8 mpg was a 1971 Cadillac DeVille.
This is just more proof that Obama is really living in the 1970s, along with the rest of the Democratic establishment.
Posted by: rockmom at April 07, 2011 09:18 AM (Y01Pi)
Posted by: Soothsayer Moribund at April 07, 2011 09:18 AM (uFokq)
Hysterical thing is, lots of the folks getting hurt are 52%ers. (Heck, probably 95%ers, if you catch my drift.) And yet, and yet...no cure for stupid.
Posted by: AoSHQ's worst commenter, DarkLord© at April 07, 2011 09:18 AM (GBXon)
Heh.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 07, 2011 09:18 AM (Z1jiu)
Where California refugees are nereby, public policy goes into a tailslide.
The idiot Cali-fu is more powerful than even market forces.
True dat! Calidouchetards all moved up here in the 80's and 90's. They drove up the price of housing and brought all their horrible leftist policies with them.
Posted by: runningrn at April 07, 2011 09:18 AM (ihSHD)
Posted by: Wade1970 at April 07, 2011 09:18 AM (MQOrx)
Posted by: Jugears T. Clown esq. at April 07, 2011 09:19 AM (kq1lG)
And gas is $4.11 here in the PR Portland.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 07, 2011 09:19 AM (McG46)
The last car my family had that got 8 mpg was a 1971 Cadillac DeVille.
My first car was a Mustang Mach I. You could actually see the gas needle move when you punched it.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 07, 2011 09:19 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Barry Obama at April 07, 2011 09:19 AM (zgZzy)
Here is a guy, who like most of us is spending hundreds of dollars a month for gas; thousands a year for heating oil in some cases (ME!) And the best explanation he can get from his President is a smart-assed, snark-filled comment on what he's driving.
If that guy was a blue collar, union worker at that plant, that would be sweet. Ogabe's answer could not have sat well with him. (Of course, he'd be tarred a racist if he complained to any of his co-workers.)
Posted by: runningrn at April 07, 2011 01:14 PM (ihSHD)
Yeah...the poor guy was obviously not properly screened, must have been one of those raging right wingers with a big block chevy!
Posted by: dananjcon at April 07, 2011 09:19 AM (pr+up)
Only strap the children who have ever enjoyed a car ride with the window rolled down!
Posted by: Mitt Romney at April 07, 2011 09:19 AM (mEyVv)
Posted by: Soothsayer Moribund at April 07, 2011 01:18 PM (uFokq)
After reading your post, I am actually moist for the first time since the Calvin Coolidge Administration!
Posted by: Helen Thomas at April 07, 2011 09:20 AM (7uOfO)
Its not just that obtuse remark about air pressure, I believe Obama (or some lackey in his administration) explicitly said that he WANTED to raise gas prices.
On gas prices, NJ has cheap ones in part because the refineries are right there, but also because it subsidizes its roads via ridiculous amounts of tolls, instead of high gas taxes.
The road subsidies also have the added side "benefit" of creating gigantic opportunities for political patronage and wastage for the tollkeepers and administration.
Posted by: looking closely at April 07, 2011 09:20 AM (PwGfd)
yeah the modern moonbat is like a retarded locust who never quite grasps that their little "-d" hobby is why they ran in the first place.
Posted by: sven10077 at April 07, 2011 09:20 AM (kq1lG)
Where California refugees are nereby, public policy goes into a tailslide.
The idiot Cali-fu is more powerful than even market forces.
True dat! Calidouchetards all moved up here in the 80's and 90's. They drove up the price of housing and brought all their horrible leftist policies with them.
Posted by: runningrn at April 07, 2011 01:18 PM (ihSHD)
Yeah we got a boatlod of those fuckers here in CO. Thankfully they all moved to Denver/Boulder. The avoid the springs, we're too well armed.
Posted by: tangonine at April 07, 2011 09:20 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 07, 2011 09:21 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: Soothsayer Moribund at April 07, 2011 09:21 AM (uFokq)
Posted by: jeannebodine at April 07, 2011 09:21 AM (nvlAW)
Posted by: nickless at April 07, 2011 09:21 AM (MMC8r)
Oh, you've pumped things, Preznint Splutnik, but by all reports they they weren't gas ...
Posted by: ya2daup at April 07, 2011 09:22 AM (FcKXR)
Posted by: President Gary Busey at April 07, 2011 09:22 AM (GwPRU)
waiting. . .
waiting. . .
Posted by: looking closely at April 07, 2011 09:22 AM (6Q9g2)
Hysterical thing is, lots of the folks getting hurt are 52%ers. (Heck, probably 95%ers, if you catch my drift.) And yet, and yet...no cure for stupid.
At least there's a silvery schadenfreude lining in all of this. I'd love to hear what Peggy Joseph thinks about her beloved Barry these days.
Posted by: Cicero at April 07, 2011 09:22 AM (QKKT0)
hey everyone has social security numbers generated at random when they are native born Americans....
"everyone"
Posted by: sven10077 at April 07, 2011 09:23 AM (kq1lG)
174 #134 Its not just that obtuse remark about air pressure, I believe Obama (or some lackey in his administration) explicitly said that he WANTED to raise gas prices.
It was Ken Salazar on the floor of the Senate.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 07, 2011 09:23 AM (UO6+e)
Him, or one of the other 22 people that SS number was issued to.
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 07, 2011 09:23 AM (LFiVW)
177 I'm surprised that Obama didn't plug Government Motors in his answer. But that might have been a bit too obvious, even for him.
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He did. Mentioned GM, Ford, and Chrysler.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 07, 2011 09:23 AM (zgZzy)
Posted by: sven10077 at April 07, 2011 09:23 AM (kq1lG)
I wish I could get a job with the AP. They get to fellate the President all the time.
Posted by: Fat Oliver Willis at April 07, 2011 09:23 AM (mEyVv)
Posted by: willow at April 07, 2011 09:24 AM (h+qn8)
Posted by: tangonine at April 07, 2011 09:24 AM (x3YFz)
I worked at a seafood restaurant for like 3 days. I doubt anyone remembers me.
But, I don't put it on my resume, either.
Wouldn't surprise me that O has never held a steady job in his life and ice cream scoopin' and gas pumpin' was stuff he did for a couple of days before he quit, back when he was a punk ass teenager.
Yes, but you weren't the only black kid "with a funny name" who worked at the seafood restaurant who went on to become president. Trust me, if anyone ever worked with this douchebag, someone would have remembered--the person that hired him or someone who worked shoulder to shoulder with him. He is such an arrogant douchebag, I'm sure he would have stood out (probably questioning store policies or rules), agitating somehow, being lazy and not showing up. He's one of those people that co-workers would have bad-mouthed after he was gone, no matter how brief his employment. I think he is a bold faced liar. I don't think he ever scooped ice cream or pumped gas. I think he just throws stuff out when he thinks it will make a good sound bite.
Posted by: runningrn at April 07, 2011 09:24 AM (ihSHD)
You do have our sympathies though.
Posted by: The Kenyans at April 07, 2011 09:24 AM (ENKCw)
Posted by: Baracka Hussien Abu Oumamajeans at April 07, 2011 09:24 AM (Z1jiu)
You wouldn't believe us if we told you. And we're not going to tell you.
Posted by: The MFM at April 07, 2011 09:25 AM (mEyVv)
Barry's 'put on a sweater' moment.
Once Libya goes Islamic Republic, he's done the Full Carter.
Posted by: nickless at April 07, 2011 12:48 PM (MMC8r)
Race ya!
Posted by: Egypt, delivered from bondage by the mob at April 07, 2011 09:25 AM (FcKXR)
He did. Mentioned GM, Ford, and Chrysler.
Ah, my mistake.
But did anybody expect a different type of answer from Sissypants?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 07, 2011 09:25 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: Soothsayer Moribund at April 07, 2011 09:25 AM (uFokq)
Posted by: Kelly Bundy at April 07, 2011 09:26 AM (1NW1c)
I think you are confusing "got pumped" with "pumped"
We should ask Kal Penn how well Obama's siphoning skills are.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 07, 2011 09:26 AM (9hSKh)
He did. Mentioned GM, Ford, and Chrysler.
Ah, my mistake.
But did anybody expect a different type of answer from Sissypants?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 07, 2011 01:25 PM (9hSKh)
Yeah, I'm shocked he included Ford.
Posted by: Tami at April 07, 2011 09:27 AM (VuLos)
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 07, 2011 09:27 AM (mEyVv)
Posted by: Chris Klein at April 07, 2011 09:27 AM (dDbkT)
But did anybody expect a different type of answer from Sissypants?
Oh, absolutely! I think he had a rare honest moment and said what was really on his mind. The prick.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 07, 2011 09:28 AM (zgZzy)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2011 09:28 AM (TMB3S)
This cutesie answer has been pissing me off since yesterday.
Obama apparently doesn't realize how fuel prices impact every single sector of the economy. Jobs are lost because of high fuel prices.
Posted by: Soothsayer Moribund at April 07, 2011 01:25 PM (uFokq) To say he was out of touch would be an epic understatement. Let's just pray it comes back to bite him in the ass in 2012, and that the country wakes up and realizes what a total loser this clown is. There has never been a more worthless president than this sonofabitch.
Posted by: tangonine at April 07, 2011 09:28 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Monty at April 07, 2011 09:28 AM (4Pleu)
Posted by: Rodent at April 07, 2011 09:29 AM (604CD)
Heh. That was why I got the hell out of Boulder as soon as I could. I didn't mind commuting an hour rather than live in town.
The really wealthy ones also bought property up in Aspen, and have been moving steadily down valley for years, driving up the cost of homes and being general asses.
Posted by: Alex at April 07, 2011 09:29 AM (kwNeL)
How do you know I wasn't a black kid with a funny name?
But, yes, I agree with you. He's either exaggerating or flat out lying. Most likely lying.
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 07, 2011 09:29 AM (LFiVW)
Posted by: Chris M at April 07, 2011 09:29 AM (7GpjJ)
Oh this is bullshit.
Posted by: George HW Bush at April 07, 2011 09:29 AM (McG46)
Posted by: Soothsayer Moribund at April 07, 2011 09:30 AM (uFokq)
Posted by: runningrn at April 07, 2011 09:30 AM (ihSHD)
Posted by: Baracka Hussien Abu Oumamajeans at April 07, 2011 09:30 AM (Z1jiu)
Posted by: Barry Antoinette at April 07, 2011 09:30 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: FreakyBoy at April 07, 2011 09:30 AM (iLoeh)
So let's say I can't afford to pay $4 per gallon to feed my gas-guzzler any more. If that's the case...how in God's name am I going to be able to afford to pay between $8K and $10K for a (used) gas-efficient compact car?
Um, I was told there would be no math in this job.
Posted by: King Barry I "Piehole" at April 07, 2011 09:30 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Chris M at April 07, 2011 01:29 PM (7GpjJ)
Is that you, Soothsayer? Because this is retarded.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 07, 2011 09:31 AM (McG46)
He goes on about cutting our supplies of every available energy source in the world and domestic sources he doesn't like, then swings into "people like you" will get us out of our energy crisis.
The fuck thinks that if he makes everything else impossible, somehow people who are worth a fuck will come up with magic beans overnight. Then we'll be the word leader in magic beans and everyone in the world will buy them from us. Of course, all of this from someone who has never made anything in his life, held a full time job, or even made a dollar that did not come from taxpayers.
He also goes on about how his interim solution to our economic troubles is to tax & regulate the shit out of everything he doesn't like; for the double benefit of running it out of business and increasing tax revenue.
A person that has never answered the question, "How?" with a tangible answer in his life should never be in a position of authority.
Atlas Shrugged was ahead of it's time.
Posted by: Damiano at April 07, 2011 09:31 AM (3nrx7)
Posted by: AoSHQ's worst commenter, DarkLord© at April 07, 2011 09:31 AM (GBXon)
I want the presidential car fleet to be Chevy Volts then...should be funny watching the SS guys pushing the damn thing because it isn't powerful enough to handle the armor plating...maybe they could take turns with Shelley baby, since she's such a health nut.
In fact, I think all the Congressional Dems should be made to replace the limos they have now with armored Chevy Volts...Nanzi and Dingy need to work out a little...keeps you youthful after all (good for the glutes).
Posted by: unknown jane at April 07, 2011 09:31 AM (5/yRG)
Posted by: Soothsayer Moribund at April 07, 2011 09:31 AM (uFokq)
Posted by: maddogg at April 07, 2011 09:32 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Frank Lloyd Piven, chief architect of the dingy city on the hill at April 07, 2011 09:32 AM (kb0wl)
Posted by: Chris Klein at April 07, 2011 09:32 AM (dDbkT)
Posted by: AoSHQ's worst commenter, DarkLord© at April 07, 2011 09:32 AM (GBXon)
Posted by: pitythefool at April 07, 2011 09:32 AM (BjQSh)
Posted by: Soothsayer Moribund at April 07, 2011 09:33 AM (uFokq)
Posted by: FUBAR at April 07, 2011 12:48 PM (McG46)
Nope, new memo...trade your moldy crusts of stale bread in for some new cake.
Posted by: unknown jane at April 07, 2011 09:34 AM (5/yRG)
I think Obama is horrible, and I don't want to defend him. But the loser who asked the question seems to think that it's the government's job to ensure a certain gas price. He's free to buy less gas,
And what if Barry's government is interfering with the oil market by unduly restricting production because of a bizarre leftist political dogma? Should he just suck it up so as not to embarass the Dear Leader?
Posted by: Cicero at April 07, 2011 09:34 AM (QKKT0)
I hope for his sake he's not a plumber named Joe.
Posted by: Heorot at April 07, 2011 09:34 AM (Nq/UF)
Posted by: lauren at April 07, 2011 09:34 AM (eUmIE)
Heh-heh. You oughta be thinkin' about a trade-in.
Fuck yeah! We all should, and November 2012 cannot come soon enough.
Posted by: HackedTheHubble&Looking@U at April 07, 2011 09:34 AM (4sQwu)
Posted by: pitythefool at April 07, 2011 01:32 PM (BjQSh)
I knew it was a bad idea. I tried to tell them. But does anybody listen to me?
Posted by: TOTUS at April 07, 2011 09:34 AM (McG46)
Apt comparison to Marie (who actually was never stupid enough to say such a thing). I have been thinking for awhile that the budget crisis and popular revolt was looking uncomfortably like the run-up to the French Revolution.
Posted by: Grey Fox at April 07, 2011 09:35 AM (e8fe0)
Posted by: Barry Obama Soetoro at April 07, 2011 09:36 AM (YVZlY)
Heh! Politifact put up Ogabe's resume to prove that he has worked in the Private Sector:
You know what else is hard work? Socialism," Scarborough said on the April 7, 2009, Morning Joe . "And I'm not being negative toward the president. This is the truth though. Think about this. We've got a president who has never received a paycheck ... he's never received a check from a profitmaking business in his entire life, not one check. Think about it."
Another guest, New York Times reporter Andrew Ross Sorkin, thought about it for a split second and pointed out that Obama had received plenty of checks from the publisher of his two books.
"Is that all you've got?" Scarborough replied. "Think about the radicalism of that."
No. That's not all.
It's true that Obama's most well-known jobs, as a community organizer and politician, have been for governments or nonprofit organizations.
But Obama has worked for plenty of private companies, from Baskin-Robbins to Business International Corporation. He worked at law firms. He was a telemarketer. He worked construction. He sold island trinkets in Hawaii.
In his diatribe, Scarborough remarked that "if you're going to run the most complex financial sectors in the world, I hope that you have at least received a paycheck for working at a burger stand."
We're not sure whether the deli at which Obama worked as a young man in Hawaii sold burgers, but it's entirely possible.
Below, compiled from and cross-checked among a host of sources, is what we believe to be the most thorough account of the president's work history. (Several details from his early years are unknown, and will remain so for now; the White House did not respond to our request to verify the accuracy of our list and fill in the blanks.)
1975 or 1976 — ice cream scooper, Baskin-Robbins — Honolulu — Obama claims to have lost his taste for ice cream during this, his first job, the duration of which is not publicly known.
Date unknown — deli counter clerk, business name unknown — Honolulu — Obama had a summer job at a deli counter in Hawaii, making sandwiches, his spokesman said during the presidential campaign.
1980 — gift shop sales clerk, business name unknown — Honolulu — Obama worked at a gift shop in Hawaii selling island souvenirs the summer after his freshman year at Occidental College in California.
Sometime between 1981-1983 — construction worker, business name unknown — New York — Obama cleared a construction site for a summer on Manhattan's Upper West Side while attending Columbia University, the Associated Press reported. Obama referred to this job in Dreams From My Father .
Sometime between 1981-1983 — position unknown, company unknown — New York — During his years at Columbia University, Obama worked one summer for a private company processing health records of either police or firefighters, his spokesman said during the presidential campaign.
Sometime between 1981-1983 — telemarketer, company unknown — New York — During one school year at Columbia, Obama was a telemarketer in midtown Manhattan selling New York Times subscriptions over the phone, his spokesman said during the presidential campaign.
1983-84 — research assistant, Business International Corporation — New York — At this firm that helped American companies do business abroad, Obama was a researcher and writer for a reference service called Financing Foreign Operations; among his duties was writing a newsletter called Business International Money Report.
1985 — project coordinator, New York Public Interest Research Group — New York — Obama mobilized student volunteers at City College in Harlem for NYPIRG, a nonprofit organization that promotes consumer, environmental and government reform. He promoted activism around issues such as mass transit, higher education, tuition, financial aid and recycling.
1985-1988 — community organizer, Developing Communities Project — Chicago — Obama advocated for asbestos removal, job training and public-works services at this community organization on Chicago's South Side.
1988 — research assistant, Lawrence Tribe — student assistant to this Harvard Law School professor and renowned constitutional scholar.
1989 — summer associate, Hopkins & Sutter — Obama held this job the summer between his first and second years of law school.
1990 — summer associate, Sidley & Austin — After his second year of law school Obama was a summer associate for one of the world's oldest and largest law firms, where he met Michelle Robinson, his future wife.
1990-1991 — president, Harvard Law Review — Obama was the first African-American to hold this prestigious position.
1991-1992 — executive director, Project Vote — Ran a campaign that registered nearly 150,000 black voters for the 1992 elections.
1993-2004 — associate and partner (starting 1996), Davis, Miner, Barnhill & Galland — Chicago — defended clients ranging from landlords to a securities trader, and handled employment-discrimination and voting-rights cases at this Chicago law firm.
1993-2004 — part-time lecturer, University of Chicago Law School — Chicago — lectured on constitutional law.
1995 — author, Times Books — published memoir, Dreams From My Father.
1997-2004 — state senator, Illinois — senator from Illinois' 13th District on Chicago's South Side.
2005-2008 — U.S. Senator — represented Illinois in the U.S. Senate.
2006 -- Author, Random House — published The Audacity of Hope: Thoughts on Reclaiming the American Dream.
2009 — President, United States — Washington — In his current position, Obama is the head of state of the most powerful country in the world. He runs the executive branch and serves as commander in chief of the armed forces.
There you have it. By our count, Obama earned paychecks from 11 for-profit businesses, compared to just six nonprofit or government employers. We understand the point that the most well-known part of Obama's work history is in positions outside the private sector, but Scarborough was absolute in his declaration. "Not one check," from a for-profit enterprise, he said. We like Joe. He's hosted segments on PolitiFact. But this claim is False.
There's a lot of spotty "unknown" things in his resume. I can sit here and tell you the names (and duties) of every place I've ever worked. I am sure as hell he never did construction in his life. Lying jackass douchebag.
Posted by: runningrn at April 07, 2011 09:37 AM (ihSHD)
I would love to see Barackets try to pump gas. I'm thinking that would be as successful as his ability to work an umbrella.
Posted by: laceyundearlls at April 07, 2011 01:09 PM (pLTLS)
Documented already in Zoolander (with musical score provided by Wham!)
Posted by: Egypt, delivered from bondage by the mob at April 07, 2011 09:37 AM (FcKXR)
You go out of way to be a douche bag. You are a troll.
Posted by: Soothsayer Moribund at April 07, 2011 01:33 PM (uFokq)
Whoa, dude. Why the hostility? I'm totally on your side. I hate Obama worse than anything too, but, like you say, he's super-popular, he's going to get 70 million votes, and the Republicans are idiots. Why waste a vote on a Republican? I hate to do it, I hate Obama, but I think voting for him is the sanest course of action. At least it's not a wasted vote, right? amirite?
We're on the same page buddy.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 07, 2011 09:37 AM (McG46)
@220
Soros really does seem to feature prominently in what we're doing overseas and to kill the dollar. Bet Soros is planning for major devaluation of the dollar, which he helped bring about.
Where is 007 when you need him?
Posted by: Beagle at April 07, 2011 09:37 AM (sOtz/)
Posted by: dananjcon at April 07, 2011 09:37 AM (pr+up)
Posted by: Obama at April 07, 2011 09:37 AM (ihLiz)
Hmmm.... lets think... and just when was the Last time Obama filled up his tank, with gas bought with HIS (not our) money?
The Hubris is stronge in this one...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 07, 2011 09:38 AM (NtXW4)
215 Well I guess that means he's "free" to not make it to work anymore either, which means he's "free" to go on welfare and unemployment, or free to move into gov't. project housing and take gov't transportation to a gov't subsidized job, or maybe both (because both of those scenarios are the likely endgame outcome). Wow! This Obamanomics really is the bomb!!FREEDOM!
spit
Posted by: unknown jane at April 07, 2011 09:39 AM (5/yRG)
Even if you trade in for a vehicle that gets better mileage, you still have a problem with rising gas prices. The obvious solution is to buy and store a large quantity of gasoline five years ago.
Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at April 07, 2011 01:15 PM (+lsX1)
Hello!
Posted by: Zombie John Denver at April 07, 2011 09:40 AM (FcKXR)
On last night's panel, the Kraut said bammy's comment should be THE centerpiece GOP campaign ad for the 2012 challenger.
If you missed the ONT, here is a nifty tidbit about Ebola's "fellow" worshippers from Rev. Wright's church, two of whom met mysterious ends.
Posted by: RushBabe at April 07, 2011 09:41 AM (urYpw)
tangonine, if I could possess the body of ANY leading Republican, I could beat Obama in 2012 by 20 points.
Easily.
And so could everyone here.
Posted by: Soothsayer Moribund at April 07, 2011 01:31 PM (uFokq)
Yeah, I know. However, the current crop of GOP runners makes me want to play star wars cantina music every time I see them.
Posted by: tangonine at April 07, 2011 09:41 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: pitythefool at April 07, 2011 01:32 PM (BjQSh)
Nope. The question and the answer were both scripted. The pathetic part is that the White House (and AP, apparently) didn't realize how stupid the answer was until everyone started making fun of the Dear Reader today.
Keep in mind, this is an administration who can't tell you what time it is without at least 2 weeks of polls, 3 czars, and a dozen committees.
Posted by: Damiano at April 07, 2011 09:41 AM (3nrx7)
You go out of way to be a douche bag. You are a troll.
Posted by: Soothsayer Moribund at April 07, 2011 01:33 PM (uFokq)
Whoa, dude. Why the hostility? I'm totally on your side. I hate Obama worse than anything too, but, like you say, he's super-popular, he's going to get 70 million votes, and the Republicans are idiots. Why waste a vote on a Republican? I hate to do it, I hate Obama, but I think voting for him is the sanest course of action. At least it's not a wasted vote, right? amirite?
We're on the same page buddy.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 07, 2011 01:37 PM (McG46)
You're a dumbass.
Posted by: tangonine at April 07, 2011 09:42 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Damiano at April 07, 2011 01:41 PM (3nrx7)
Too good to check. A scripted opportunity to teach the American people a valuable lesson. For their own good.
Whether it's true or not, it's true in my mind.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 07, 2011 09:43 AM (McG46)
Posted by: unknown jane at April 07, 2011 09:43 AM (5/yRG)
Posted by: tangonine at April 07, 2011 09:44 AM (x3YFz)
You're a dumbass.
Posted by: tangonine at April 07, 2011 01:42 PM (x3YFz)
Just because you say? Or is there a reason?
Posted by: FUBAR at April 07, 2011 09:45 AM (McG46)
Militant Quakers.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose
Hey. We were sowing our wild oats. Back off.
Posted by: Quakoer Oats man wears black for a reason at April 07, 2011 09:46 AM (6rX0K)
You're a dumbass.
Posted by: tangonine at April 07, 2011 01:42 PM (x3YFz)
Just because you say? Or is there a reason?
Posted by: FUBAR at April 07, 2011 01:45 PM (McG46)
did you miss the bolded part? If you would vote for O'Commie, you're automatically inducted into the dumbass hall of fame.
Posted by: tangonine at April 07, 2011 09:46 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: unknown jane at April 07, 2011 01:43 PM (5/yRG)
No really. Obama was a construction worker once. And Rahm was the police officer. And Biden was the cowboy. And Gibbs was the Indian.
It was just a one night performance at the DLC in Chitown though.
Posted by: Damiano at April 07, 2011 09:46 AM (3nrx7)
You're a dumbass.
Posted by: tangonine at April 07, 2011 01:42 PM (x3YFz)
Just because you say? Or is there a reason?
Posted by: FUBAR at April 07, 2011 01:45 PM (McG46)
Oh, I see. I'm a dumbass because you thought I was being serious.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 07, 2011 09:46 AM (McG46)
Posted by: dananjcon at April 07, 2011 09:47 AM (pr+up)
I would vote for my parrot, Chilly, before I voted for O'commie. At least she was born here.
Does she pine for the fjords?
Thus concludes our gratuitous Monty Python reference for April 7, 2011.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 07, 2011 09:48 AM (B+qrE)
You're a dumbass.
Posted by: tangonine at April 07, 2011 01:42 PM (x3YFz)
Just because you say? Or is there a reason?
Posted by: FUBAR at April 07, 2011 01:45 PM (McG46)
Oh, I see. I'm a dumbass because you thought I was being serious.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 07, 2011 01:46 PM (McG46)
If you were joking; hint: take a course in satire/tongue-in-cheek writing, because it definitely didn't come across as you meant it. If you weren't serious, I apologize.
Posted by: tangonine at April 07, 2011 09:49 AM (x3YFz)
I would vote for my parrot, Chilly, before I voted for O'commie. At least she was born here.
Does she pine for the fjords?
Thus concludes our gratuitous Monty Python reference for April 7, 2011.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 07, 2011 01:48 PM (B+qrE)
She's not dead yet!
Posted by: tangonine at April 07, 2011 09:50 AM (x3YFz)
If you were joking; hint: take a course in satire/tongue-in-cheek writing, because it definitely didn't come across as you meant it. If you weren't serious, I apologize.
Posted by: tangonine at April 07, 2011 01:49 PM (x3YFz)
That was over-the-top satire. If you didn't notice, you're the dumbass. Good Lord. You think anyone could honestly go through that line of reasoning and mean it?
Haha. I'm a dumbass.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 07, 2011 09:51 AM (McG46)
Hezbollah has announced that it will pay a $2.4 million bounty for his death. But wait, it gets even better. Terry Jones plans to visit Dearborn, MI, on April 22, to criticize aggressive passages in the Koran. Honestly, what could go wrong? http://tinyurl.com/42kufcf
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at April 07, 2011 09:54 AM (YVZlY)
Posted by: runningrn at April 07, 2011 09:54 AM (ihSHD)
Posted by: Jean at April 07, 2011 09:56 AM (WkuV6)
Posted by: runningrn at April 07, 2011 09:57 AM (ihSHD)
Posted by: Jean at April 07, 2011 09:58 AM (WkuV6)
Hmm, in 1975 when Obama claims to have worked at Baskin Robbins, he would have only been 14 years old. Was that legal back then?
Posted by: runningrn at April 07, 2011 01:57 PM (ihSHD)
Like so many brave young'uns, he lied about his age so that he could get into the service (industry). He just had to do his part!
/sarc (and no disrespect intended to any and all in the armed forces)
Posted by: ya2daup at April 07, 2011 09:59 AM (FcKXR)
And 52% of us said: "Hey, that sounds like a great idea!"
Fuck me sideways.
There ain't no way in hell the JEF worked more than a week at any paying job--and I doubt that even ever happened.
There is not one, single person who has:
1) Claimed to worked with him
2) Claimed to have hired him
Let alone that there is not one single person who has come forward and said (that I've heard of):
1) They were his college roommate/knew him in college
2) That they were his K-12 friend/ knew him as a kid
3) What kind of student he was
4) They went to church with him before Chicago
This fucking D- student is our CiC?
Again: Fuck me sideways.
Posted by: jimmuy at April 07, 2011 10:03 AM (jYHTG)
I shall sell my valuable eggs to Shamwow Guy!
It's gold baby, gold!
Posted by: mpfs at April 07, 2011 10:03 AM (iYbLN)
There are Baskin Robbins franchises in Kenya.
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 07, 2011 10:04 AM (LFiVW)
Although it would be fun to watch him try and build anything with his hands.
Posted by: Alex at April 07, 2011 10:04 AM (kwNeL)
Or, setup your own SWA-lite fuel hedge fund, using exotic derivatives.
Posted by: Jean at April 07, 2011 10:05 AM (WkuV6)
Don't forget the "spread the wealth" remark.
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 07, 2011 10:05 AM (LFiVW)
Don't forget the "spread the wealth" remark.
What about the "sharing the sacrifice" comment by the partying jet-setter in chief.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 07, 2011 10:07 AM (pdRb1)
Don't forget the "spread the wealth" remark.
And who can forget this golden admonition:
"We can't go around driving our SUV's, eating whatever we want and keep our thermostats set at 72 degrees. That's not ok with the rest of the world."
Posted by: runningrn at April 07, 2011 10:08 AM (ihSHD)
Although it would be fun to watch him try and build anything with his hands.
I wouldn't want to be near anything he built. It would probably collapse in seconds.
Posted by: runningrn at April 07, 2011 10:09 AM (ihSHD)
Needless to say, Obama is not a popular figure here in Utah.
Posted by: Y-not at April 07, 2011 10:09 AM (pW2o8)
Posted by: runningrn at April 07, 2011 10:10 AM (ihSHD)
Posted by: unknown jane at April 07, 2011 10:10 AM (5/yRG)
It would be REALLY nice if the yokels didn't get caught up in the game and start attacking each other.
It's not like we don't have enough *real* enemies.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 07, 2011 10:11 AM (bxiXv)
From Insty: Reader Jennifer Townsend writes: “One point in the video that is not being commented on is Obama seems stunned that someone might actually *need* a larger vehicle rather than using it as a status symbol.
Well, in urban areas, big cars are just that, status symbols. Escalades are very popular with gangbangers.
Posted by: runningrn at April 07, 2011 10:11 AM (ihSHD)
Although it would be fun to watch him try and build anything with his hands.
I'm sure he can build SOMETHING with his hands -- I mean...look at that artist who sculpted with dung.
Posted by: unknown jane at April 07, 2011 10:12 AM (5/yRG)
When the federal tax on a gallon of gas is approximately 20% (upwards to 50% when you also include local government taxes), I believe the government is ensuring a certain gas price. Just happens to be an OMFG price.
Free to buy less gas? Really? I'm not free to buy less gas. I have to have X amount to get back and forth to work. I'm already at the bare minimum and yet the prices keep going up.
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 07, 2011 10:15 AM (LFiVW)
Posted by: unknown jane at April 07, 2011 10:16 AM (5/yRG)
Obama's never nailed anything properly in his life!
Posted by: Michelle Obama's Coochie at April 07, 2011 10:17 AM (kwNeL)
Number one stole the words right outta my mouth.
This moron who would be king, needs a smart car, or a smart brain at least.
And let me tell you how much of that lovely Brazilian gas I plan to buy, you pompous America killing president...NOT ONE DROP.
Posted by: Trish at April 07, 2011 10:19 AM (MOgvJ)
Fuck off and die.
Sincerely.
B. Hussein Obama
ps. Remember to Vote in 2012! :-) Hope and Change, baby, Hope and Change!
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at April 07, 2011 10:25 AM (QcFbt)
Cars, gas, jobs, work, and all the other concerns of a daily life of ordinary Americans exist only in the abstract to the JEF and 90% of his worshipers.
Posted by: jimmuy at April 07, 2011 10:29 AM (jYHTG)
Posted by: Ashley Harlan at April 07, 2011 10:33 AM (0ba8c)
It's gold baby, gold!
Posted by: mpfs
Need help making sure they work? IYKWIMAIKTYD
Posted by: todler at April 07, 2011 10:37 AM (fPOY0)
Posted by: navybrat at April 07, 2011 10:44 AM (GH1d3)
European gas prices! Woot!
Posted by: Obama's lesser-known campaign promises at April 07, 2011 10:50 AM (sOtz/)
Trading in for better mileage when the old car is wore out and you were going to trade in anyway is OK.
Posted by: Vic at April 07, 2011 10:52 AM (M9Ie6)
Posted by: SarahW at April 07, 2011 11:13 AM (Z4T49)
Posted by: SarahW at April 07, 2011 11:15 AM (Z4T49)
I don't know about that, but the little red book value is PRICELESS!
Posted by: Mao Tse Tung at April 07, 2011 11:32 AM (mEyVv)
And 52% of us said: "Hey, that sounds like a great idea!"
Fuck me sideways.
There ain't no way in hell the JEF worked more than a week at any paying job--and I doubt that even ever happened.
There is not one, single person who has:
1) Claimed to worked with him
2) Claimed to have hired him
Let alone that there is not one single person who has come forward and said (that I've heard of):
1) They were his college roommate/knew him in college
2) That they were his K-12 friend/ knew him as a kid
3) What kind of student he was
4) They went to church with him before Chicago
This fucking D- student is our CiC?
Again: Fuck me sideways.
Posted by: jimmuy at April 07, 2011 02:03 PM (jYHTG)
yup. but you'll read miles and miles of print about how sarah palin isn't qualified. Fucking hippies.
Posted by: tangonine at April 07, 2011 11:41 AM (x3YFz)
Well, well, well.
Look at what President Motown Night used to drive.
Is that an SUV? Why, I do believe it is. Only the best for Barry.
But you? The guy with 4 kids? Fuck you and your complaining, pal. Trade in for a Prius.
Can't fit all your kids in government mandated car seats? Well, just hire some day care and drive where you need to go alone.
Posted by: Warden at April 07, 2011 11:49 AM (mZ2fp)
Posted by: kanyewest at April 07, 2011 01:06 PM (wZSGd)
We're on the same page buddy.
OMGhaveyoulostyourfuckinMIND??? Any-fuckin'-body...ANY...would be better than this incompetent wannabe. I wasn't a McCain fan at all - too mealy-mouthed - but even he would have stood head and shoulders above this fool. Hell, even HILLARY, for that matter. She and her husband are both crooks, but at least they're good at it...
Posted by: antisocialist at April 07, 2011 01:20 PM (Rwudm)
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Posted by: cackfinger at April 07, 2011 09:10 PM (HpG1y)
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