June 22, 2011

Obama Re-Elect Number Drops Below 50%
— Ace

Allah finds a little silver lining here for Obama-- the public is getting even more patient, not less, when it comes to expecting positive results on the economy in Obama's first term. (This gets reported as "the first two years" for some reason; I have mentioned it to Allah, and he says the quirk in wording is in the poll itself.)

I suppose.

I'd be curious to know if that question was asked about previous presidents, like, say Bush. What I'm suggesting is that the question immediately, by design, asks people to re-evaluate whether or not they feel they have the right to ask for results, or are just being crankypants.

The sort of "are you being a little bitch or what?" nature of the question may mean that the re-elect figure is closer to right whereas these numbers are people just saying, "oh, of course, it's totally unfair of me to expect this guy to perform as he promised, my bad."

But either way: The Republican Party has to begin assigning blame here. Constantly. Effectively. Almost robotically.

To the extent the public gives Obama a pass -- which could result in his reelection -- it's because his opposition isn't hammering him on his own culpability here.

If the opposition permits the President to say "It's not my fault, these things just happen," then the public will believe that, and Obama will be reelected.

A.B.A.B.

A-- Always

B--Be

A--Assigning

B-Blame

Always be assigning blame. Always be assigning blame.

Posted by: Ace at 03:18 PM | Comments (147)
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1 Guess I'm a little cranky .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 22, 2011 03:21 PM (npr0X)

2 Break out the Newports, Obizzle!

Posted by: ...And noodles at June 22, 2011 03:21 PM (bMlVI)

3 Most people want to believe the best, but some just stay battered spouses who want Obama to lie to them again.

Posted by: AE at June 22, 2011 03:22 PM (YYjeh)

4 meh. Allah is just being a pessimistic douche. These numbers are good for us.

Posted by: flapjackmaka at June 22, 2011 03:22 PM (gElkm)

5 Looks like Obama's going to implement that scorched earth policy. He'll mess this place up so bad nobody else will want to be President.

Posted by: Comrade Godwin's law at June 22, 2011 03:24 PM (KOAYS)

6

A.B.A.B.

A-- Always

B--Be

A--Assigning

B-Blame

Always be assigning blame. Always be assigning blame.

Hahahahaha.  That's funny.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 22, 2011 03:25 PM (QgI7g)

7 duh. ABAB. That's what Nancy did to us in 2006. But look, we should aslo Always Be Identifying Fraud ABIF (or something cleverer) There's literally trillions of things this president has done wrong, always point it out, whether it's his cozy goldman sachs relation, QE, unread health care bills, etc.

Posted by: joeindc44 at June 22, 2011 03:26 PM (QxSug)

8 "oh, of course, it's totally unfair of me to expect this guy to perform as he promised, my bad."

"You're not a racist, are you?"

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 22, 2011 03:26 PM (0vDuM)

9 A.B.A.B.

Recycling works!   The Dems Always Blamed All on Bush

Posted by: pep at June 22, 2011 03:27 PM (6TB1Z)

10 Dabba Doo!

Posted by: Fred Flintstone at June 22, 2011 03:28 PM (TFxd0)

11 top ten

Posted by: leftover soothsayers at June 22, 2011 03:28 PM (OMGh7)

12
fuckit

Posted by: leftover soothsayers at June 22, 2011 03:28 PM (7+Mqs)

13 A -lways B-e B-lame A-ssigning

Posted by: Working an HQ meme at June 22, 2011 03:28 PM (npr0X)

14 Allah is being his typical pessimist.

More patient... give me a break.

Every time people look at these polls, they say things like "What is the economy is recovering?  What if ______?" trying to talk themselves into a scenario where the media spin is true.

Occam's Razor.

The media is lying to protect their God King. The polls are skewed to keep the media spin alive. The economy will stay crappy. Voters are going to still be cranky. Obama loses to Generic Republican in a landslide.

Anything else is a low probability scenario.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 22, 2011 03:28 PM (cSkZ5)

15
brb, withdrawin troops

Posted by: obama at June 22, 2011 03:29 PM (dGsVJ)

16 "You're not a racist, are you?" According to KingGold, we're ALL racists.

Posted by: mike at June 22, 2011 03:29 PM (KsI1l)

17 Dancing queen....  Oh wait, wrong combination.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 22, 2011 03:29 PM (dZ756)

18 PUT THAT VODKA DOWN! Vodka is for blamers. Do you think I am fucking with you? I am not fucking with you, my friend.

Posted by: David Mamet at June 22, 2011 03:30 PM (SwkdU)

19
Look at all you crazies getting excited to beat a man just 'cuz he's black.

Posted by: Automatic Smear Generator 5000 at June 22, 2011 03:30 PM (1RgPf)

20 Unexpectedly !

Posted by: First to post Unexpectedly at June 22, 2011 03:30 PM (ZUWaD)

21 I guess Great Depression 2.0 isn't enough for most voters.

Posted by: joeindc44 at June 22, 2011 03:31 PM (QxSug)

22 But... but .. the leads are WEAK!

Posted by: "Shelley" Huntsman at June 22, 2011 03:31 PM (so1xa)

23 Things are happening exactly as they should in a Obama-Reid-Pelosi-Geithner-Bernanke economy. More time = more suck.

Posted by: t-bird at June 22, 2011 03:31 PM (2EEmX)

24 According to KingGold, we're ALL racists.

This soot is never gonna come out of my robes.

Posted by: sifty at June 22, 2011 03:31 PM (BARAe)

25 So, how can ABAB beat IDCOIA? Laugh at those who don't care because OBama is awesome.

Posted by: joeindc44 at June 22, 2011 03:31 PM (QxSug)

26 Always Be A Cocksucker Assigning Blame

Posted by: Phil Collins at June 22, 2011 03:32 PM (2EEmX)

27 Your sense of what conservatives want is way off base. I mean that in a positive way.

Posted by: Jon Huntsman, Smart Guy at June 22, 2011 03:33 PM (wOaLi)

28 Always be GOLFING.

Posted by: sifty at June 22, 2011 03:33 PM (BARAe)

29
The Republican Party has to begin assigning blame here. Constantly. Effectively. Almost robotically.

As they say on Sundays, this is the key to the game.
We must connect Obama the man to Obama's failed policies. For some odd reason there exists a disconnect between Obama and his fuckups.

Posted by: leftover soothsayers at June 22, 2011 03:33 PM (QuTMi)

30 But... but .. the leads are WEAK!

Was Weiner a weak lead? Do you think these people are coming in here to get out of the rain? They are begging you to give you their vote. Are you man enough to take it?

Posted by: Alec Baldwin, RNC chair at June 22, 2011 03:33 PM (SwkdU)

31 Obama is awesome... Bush is an idiot... nuff said...

Posted by: Donna at June 22, 2011 03:33 PM (bdE9c)

32 Always
Be
Kicking
In
The
Nuts

ABKITN for Caturday nights.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 22, 2011 03:34 PM (c5Nbw)

33 "You're not a racist, are you?"

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 22, 2011 07:26 PM (0vDuM)

I was just thinking about this and had a wonderful revelation.

GOP Congressional candidates will still be able to campaign against Pelosi.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 22, 2011 03:34 PM (73tyQ)

34 How bout unprecedented levels of debt, unemployment, underemployment and housing sales/starts. And that to go along with necessarily skyrocketing regulations and related prices.
Anyone foolish enough to be patient with Kamikaze Precedent Zero will deserve to live with the resulting cascading disaster.

Posted by: ontherocks at June 22, 2011 03:34 PM (HBqDo)

35

Always

Be

A

Continent

Away

Boogeyin'

Posted by: Michelle Antoinette FFA at June 22, 2011 03:34 PM (ZUWaD)

36 I'm waiting. Yes the numbers are on decline. The real fall, however, will be a fast one.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 22, 2011 03:35 PM (VjNxi)

37 Always
Be
Commies

Posted by: sifty at June 22, 2011 03:35 PM (BARAe)

38 Obama's Always Be C-zing guns.

Posted by: joeindc44 at June 22, 2011 03:36 PM (QxSug)

39
heheheh, we have to pull out of Afghanistan to find out what happens next, heheh

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at June 22, 2011 03:36 PM (/OSN/)

40 I wish you'd be more patient. We're going as fast as we can.

Posted by: The Captain of the Titanic at June 22, 2011 03:36 PM (2EEmX)

41 Lets not forget his executive order to ICE. It pretty much sounds like anyone already here can stay.Instant voters....

Posted by: Donna at June 22, 2011 03:36 PM (bdE9c)

42 Always be closing... illegal gun sales to mexican cartels.

Posted by: joeindc44 at June 22, 2011 03:36 PM (QxSug)

43 A.B.A.B. A-- Always B--Be A--Assigning B-Blame You, Obama! Put the cock down!!! Cocksucking is for closers.

Posted by: Blake from downtown at June 22, 2011 03:36 PM (AZGON)

44
All we need is a unified GOP and a strong candidate.

A lot to ask, I know. But it can be done.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at June 22, 2011 03:37 PM (TV3Gh)

45
Notice I said 'strong' not 'electable.'


Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at June 22, 2011 03:37 PM (TV3Gh)

46 ABBCW-

Always
Be
Blaming
Crosspatch's
Words

HAH! Thread jumping meme! Fear me!

Posted by: it just....won't.....quit. at June 22, 2011 03:37 PM (XyjRQ)

47 always be closing... non union shops.

Posted by: joeindc44 at June 22, 2011 03:37 PM (QxSug)

48 46%.  Solid B+

Posted by: Barky O'Jugears, Not So Good Wiith The Math at June 22, 2011 03:38 PM (QKKT0)

49 I quit. Blow me, you pretentious douche. I'm enjoying my coffee.

Posted by: guy who worked for Alec Baldwin in real life at June 22, 2011 03:38 PM (BARAe)

50 You stupid fucking shit. You, Huntsman, I'm talking to you, shithead. You just cost me $6,000. Six thousand dollars, and one Cadillac. That's right. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it, asshole? You're fucking shit. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking shit, you idiot? Who ever told you that you could work with men? Oh, I'm gonna have your job, shithead.

Posted by: Ricky Roma Christie at June 22, 2011 03:39 PM (so1xa)

51
Jon Huntsman just called and said this post isn't very nice or helpful.

Posted by: leftover soothsayers at June 22, 2011 03:39 PM (uHw7p)

52 Put. That coffee. Down.

Coffee is for blamers only.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin as Blake at June 22, 2011 03:40 PM (XyoGP)

53 Ever read the book "tipping point"?

Once Obama loses a relatively few individuals who others look to as "trend setters" or who tend to have the most influence on others, the entire thing collapses.  Then it no longer becomes "cool" to be an Obama fan.

It all happens fairly quickly, too.  His support can fall completely off the cliff in a period of only a month.  Judging from the size of he drop in the Gallup poll yesterday, we might be seeing the start of that.

A lot of data is mined searching for those people.  You might say that is one of the purposes of Facebook.  Search those people out and begin to influence them.  That is why when you play something like Farmville or accept a "heart" from someone, the application wants to access your friends list.  It is very easy to identify who the key people.  Influence those few hundred key people, and you can influence millions.

Harvesting people's friends lists is one of the primary revenue streams for Facebook.  Marketing companies kill for that kind of information.


Posted by: crosspatch at June 22, 2011 03:40 PM (ZbLJZ)

54 This guy Huntsman is a joke right? I mean I'd actually rather support Ron Paul? Did I say that?

Posted by: nevergiveup at June 22, 2011 03:40 PM (7wmOW)

55 We're adding a little something to this year's election contest. As you all know, first prize is another four years of White House luxury. Anybody want to see second prize? [Holds up prize] Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is a date with Helen Thomas.

Posted by: Blake from downtown at June 22, 2011 03:40 PM (AZGON)

56 Always Big Ass Bitches.

Posted by: Craig Huey (the guy running against Janice Hahn) at June 22, 2011 03:40 PM (2p0e3)

57 @ 53- lol.

What's my name? My name is "Blame you", that's what.

Posted by: it just....won't.....quit. at June 22, 2011 03:41 PM (XyjRQ)

58
I thought we were being too hard on Huntsman. But the more I learn about him and the more I hear him, the more I do not want him around.


Posted by: leftover soothsayers at June 22, 2011 03:41 PM (ltdkg)

59 How bout unprecedented levels of debt, unemployment, underemployment and housing sales/starts. And that to go along with necessarily skyrocketing regulations and related prices.

"You can't expect poor Obama to fix in two years what Booooosh took eight to destroy!"

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 22, 2011 03:41 PM (0vDuM)

60 You can frame the argument in non-partisan language. We, meaning not us, signed this guy to a 4 year contract.  He's up for renewal.  Does anyone see any reason to extend this guy's contract?  If he was a football player, would you want to keep him on your fantasy team or trade him for someone who could win you some games? 

I see nothing in his job performance to recommend a contract extension.  This is an analogy that  can work with the average ordinary non-political-obsessed voter.

Posted by: mama winger at June 22, 2011 03:41 PM (R9bQ9)

61 Crosspatch's words convinced George Lucas to create Jar Jar Binks.

Posted by: sifty at June 22, 2011 03:42 PM (BARAe)

62 We Are So Fucked

Posted by: steevy at June 22, 2011 03:42 PM (xO8HO)

63

But Barky already uses A.B.A.B:

A-- Always

B--Be

A--Accusing

B-Bush

Posted by: Foole In The Rain at June 22, 2011 03:42 PM (BkQvr)

64 If the public simply says "these things happen" then they deserve Obama and all he stands for.

Posted by: rplat at June 22, 2011 03:42 PM (4vq8i)

65 The poll at my house has 100% of respondants saying they would crawl over broken glass covered in chicken shit to vote against Obama.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at June 22, 2011 03:43 PM (VidfH)

66 You. Obama. Your name is "you're wanting", and you can't play the man's game, you can't close them, and then tell your wife your troubles. 'Cause only one thing counts in this world: get them to yank on the lever which is "D". You hear me you frilled fairy?

Posted by: Blake from downtown at June 22, 2011 03:43 PM (AZGON)

67 Yeah, Bush with his 4.5ish% unemployment and $200billion deficit.

Posted by: joeindc44 at June 22, 2011 03:43 PM (QxSug)

68
poor crosspatch is still in the barrel?

I've always pretty much agreed with all his previous comments, too.

Posted by: leftover soothsayers at June 22, 2011 03:43 PM (QuTMi)

69 Another four years, please, I'm not torn and bleeding enough yet.

Posted by: America's collective asshole, thanks to idiot voters at June 22, 2011 03:43 PM (B60j2)

70 I
B
B

I blame Bush!

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 22, 2011 03:44 PM (bgcml)

71 Harvesting people's friends lists is one of the primary revenue streams for Facebook.  Marketing companies kill for that kind of information.

Posted by: crosspatch at June 22, 2011 07:40 PM

These are the new leads. These are the Facebook leads. And to you they're gold, and you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you would be throwing them away. They're for blamers.

Posted by: Blake from Downtown at June 22, 2011 03:44 PM (so1xa)

72 If I decide to vote for a woman for President it won't be Huntsman.

Posted by: ontherocks at June 22, 2011 03:45 PM (HBqDo)

73 Can someone please promise me the white Obama, Huntsman won't be the nominee? Please.

Posted by: Rodent Anxiety Front at June 22, 2011 03:45 PM (lgw0N)

74 Another four years, please, I'm not torn and bleeding enough yet. Tell me about it.

Posted by: The Chicken at June 22, 2011 03:45 PM (AZGON)

75 55 This guy Huntsman is a joke right?

Absolutely not.

Posted by: John Anderson (c. 1980) at June 22, 2011 03:45 PM (73tyQ)

76

>>Always be assigning blame. Always be assigning blame.

Ace is the one who swears too much in the comments.

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 22, 2011 03:45 PM (XdlcF)

77

RCP Average  Direction of the Country
Right Track 29.5% / Wrong track 63.7%

The results of Barry's policies -34.2 spread



Toast, and yes, I'm going to be that guy.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 22, 2011 03:46 PM (GTbGH)

78
What I don't understand is how the Democrats and Obama used TARP against McCain and the Republicans in 2008, but now use it to take credit for "pulling the economy from the brink" of depression.

That's some damn good political jujitsu.


Posted by: leftover soothsayers at June 22, 2011 03:46 PM (ibo8U)

79

Always

Be

Assigning

Blame

And

Browbeat

Asshole

Barack

 

Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 22, 2011 03:46 PM (WRW1S)

80 76 Can someone please promise me the white Obama, Huntsman won't be the nominee? Please.

Posted by: Rodent Anxiety Front at June 22, 2011 07:45 PM (lgw0N)

Oh, sure.  He won't be the nominee of the Republican party...

Posted by: John Anderson (c. 1980) at June 22, 2011 03:46 PM (73tyQ)

81

Nah

A  Always

B Be

B Blame

A Assigning...

ABBA.... for... Waterloo!

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 22, 2011 03:46 PM (NtXW4)

82 No cause for alarm. I have full faith in each of our announced candidates to ensure that Obama's favorability numbers top at least 60% by Nov. 2012.

His numbers are tanking only because the retards who voted for Obama haven't figured out who to call "The Next George Bush" yet.

Posted by: Damiano at June 22, 2011 03:47 PM (3nrx7)

83
Our family gave Hairy Reed $25K, but this is no indication we're for Senator Reed or the progressive agenda.  We just like Hairy.

Posted by: John Huntsman, Sr. at June 22, 2011 03:48 PM (cwFVA)

84 And to answer your question, Barry, why am I here? I came here because Bill and Hillary asked me to. They asked me for a favor. I said the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fucking ass because a loser is a loser.

Posted by: Blake from downtown at June 22, 2011 03:48 PM (AZGON)

85 What I don't understand is how the Democrats and Obama used TARP against McCain and the Republicans in 2008, but now use it to take credit for "pulling the economy from the brink" of depression.

Americans have a short atten

Hey, celebrity nipple sighting!

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 22, 2011 03:48 PM (0vDuM)

86 What I don't understand is how the Democrats and Obama used TARP against McCain and the Republicans in 2008, but now use it to take credit for "pulling the economy from the brink" of depression.

That's some damn good political jujitsu.


Posted by: leftover soothsayers at June 22, 2011 07:46 PM

I call it "Pretzel Logic"

Posted by: Steeley Dan at June 22, 2011 03:48 PM (ZUWaD)

87 Coffee is for blamers?

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 22, 2011 03:49 PM (HjxoE)

88
and we need to keep mentioning the Misery Index

Misery. Misery. Misery. Obama. Obama. Obama.

Obama is all about sustainability and the new green economy. The only thing sustainable about Obama is high unemployment, high gas prices, and anemic GDP growth expansion.

Posted by: leftover soothsayers at June 22, 2011 03:49 PM (4Ejxg)

89
The Barkster and the traveling clown circus in 10!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at June 22, 2011 03:49 PM (cwFVA)

90

@14: "Obama loses to Generic Republican in a landslide."

Maybe so, but he isn't running against Generic Republican.  He's running against To Be Chosen From The Cavalcade Of Lame.  And the GOP are past masters at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

Posted by: Alexander Dane as Dr. Lazarus at June 22, 2011 03:50 PM (xy9wk)

91 >>"You can't expect poor Obama to fix in two years what Booooosh took eight to destroy!"
Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 22, 2011 07:41 PM (0vDuM)

Odumdum couldn't fix a picture of his kids to the goddamm refrigerator door if you gave him 10 years and a bucket of rubber cement. 

Posted by: ontherocks at June 22, 2011 03:50 PM (HBqDo)

92 Sort of how Clinton can take credit for Newt balancing the budget and also attack Newt for shutting down the government which forced Clinton to balance the budget. It's because our side lets the other side make idiotic, ignorant, outrageous, contradictory claims.

Posted by: joeindc44 at June 22, 2011 03:50 PM (QxSug)

93
Well, all you complaining republican's need to understand I never got a Lewinsky in the Oral Orifice.

Posted by: Barky Obama, Gods Gift to America at June 22, 2011 03:50 PM (cwFVA)

94 I forgot his name is blake.

Posted by: ace at June 22, 2011 03:51 PM (nj1bB)

95 Huntsman is the Manchurian's Manchurian.

He's the Manchurianest!

He's Manchurifico!

Just log into votesplit/fuckrepubs2012.com to find out more!

Posted by: totally legit candidacy, inc. at June 22, 2011 03:51 PM (BARAe)

96 You -- Biden. You call yourself a train enthusiast you son of a bitch?

Posted by: ace at June 22, 2011 03:51 PM (nj1bB)

97
After Novemeber 5th, 2008 TARP was awesome and bailouts were the best thing since air conditioning.

Posted by: leftover soothsayers at June 22, 2011 03:52 PM (/OSN/)

98 That's some damn good political jujitsu.

Or how they all voted for the Patriot Act, then used it to paint Bush as a threat to civil liberties.

Democrats are closers.

Posted by: sandy burger at June 22, 2011 03:52 PM (XyoGP)

99
Nothing President Obama has said or done is his fault.  The residual effect of Bush is what drives Congress and this economy. 

Posted by: Jay Carney, White House Anal Orator at June 22, 2011 03:53 PM (cwFVA)

100 Dad said to become an engineer....

Posted by: Me-Biden at June 22, 2011 03:53 PM (ZUWaD)

101 What'd you drive here in? A Hyundai? Hey wait, that's what I drive. Shit.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 22, 2011 03:53 PM (HjxoE)

102
I don't know why, but I'll always remember Al Pacino saying, "Na-na-nyborg."


Posted by: leftover soothsayers at June 22, 2011 03:53 PM (sEedC)

103 Odumdum couldn't fix a picture of his kids to the goddamm refrigerator door if you gave him 10 years and a bucket of rubber cement. Okay, this is like a trick question or a joke or something, right? Because a bucket of rubber cement would dry out in ten years, so you couldn't use that. And what if the picture is in a frame? Is it the refrigerator door, or the freezer door you want? Which picture do you mean? Sometimes I can't take you wingnuts seriously.

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at June 22, 2011 03:54 PM (AZGON)

104 Future generations of Democrats will be naming bad things Bush long after the reason they do it is forgotten.

Bush will be the new vandal.


Posted by: sifty at June 22, 2011 03:54 PM (BARAe)

105
who said to Jack Lemon "fuck your daughter!"?

that was brutal

Posted by: leftover soothsayers at June 22, 2011 03:54 PM (JwlHR)

106 Proof that employment numbers will climb after Obama is out of office:

- Imagine the surge in demand for golf caddies once he no longer pretends to be working occasionally.
- Demand for new golf balls to replace lost ones will exponentially skyrocket
- Surge in demand for any golf club that promises to improve your swing and reduce your score

Posted by: Damiano at June 22, 2011 03:54 PM (3nrx7)

107
High speed rail is the answer to mass transportation in the future.  Deniers of HSR are the same people who deny Global Baloney.  Shame on you.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 22, 2011 03:54 PM (cwFVA)

108 מנא ,מנא, תקל, ופרסין

Posted by: Rockin to the oldies at June 22, 2011 03:55 PM (GTbGH)

109 The White House smells vaguely of shit. It gets so you don't mind it. That's the worst thing that I can confess. You know how long it took me to get there? A long time. When you die you're going to regret the things you don't do. You think you're queer? I'm going to tell you something: we're all queer. You think you're a thief? So what? You get befuddled by a middle-class morality? Get shut of it. Shut it out. You cheat on your wife? You did it, live with it. You fuck little girls, so be it. There's an absolute morality? Maybe. And then what? If you think there is, go ahead, be that thing. Bad people go to hell? I don't think so. If you think that, act that way. A hell exists on earth? Yes. I won't live in it. That's me.

Posted by: Barack's inner monologue at June 22, 2011 03:55 PM (B60j2)

110

Dear Mr. Huntsman

Please note this Cease and Desist order.  You may no longer use our Copyrighted name of the Huntsman, who all know was Weapon XII of the Weapon X program.

We also note your apparent use of the SuperHuman power of Nanite based Human control which you seem to be using on the MSM and Pundits which we also invented during the Weapon X Program.

Cordialy;

Legal Team, SHIELD

Posted by: Justice Dept. Legal Team at June 22, 2011 03:56 PM (NtXW4)

111 I think I'm gonna order my Coffee tomorrow with no sugar and non-fat Huntsman

Posted by: nevergiveup at June 22, 2011 03:56 PM (7wmOW)

112 who said to Jack Lemon "fuck your daughter!"?

that was brutal


that's hawt.

Posted by: woody allen at June 22, 2011 03:56 PM (BARAe)

113  Dad said to become an engineer....

Posted by: Me-Biden at June 22, 2011 07:53 PM (ZUWaD)

My dad told me to be a Jesuit monk warrior assassin, but no, I had to become an engineer. I'm a retard.

Posted by: Rodent Anxiety Front at June 22, 2011 03:56 PM (lgw0N)

114 Michael Steele, these are the new leads.  These are the high-value Republican donor leads.  And to you they're gold, and you don't get them.  Why?  Because to give them to you would be throwing them away.  They're for blamers.

Posted by: Blake at June 22, 2011 03:57 PM (XyoGP)

115
yeah, that's right, too

And they voted to extend the so-called Bush tax cuts. NOW they're screaming for ta hikes and saying the Republicans are the party of tax cuts for millionaires!


Posted by: leftover soothsayers at June 22, 2011 03:57 PM (uHw7p)

116 Nope- dems overstated (43%), reps understated (37%), Indies only 3%?, I dunnos at 17%?.

So when you adjust for the goofy numbers, the medicare numbers fall within margin of error.

The other stuff is a bit too touchy feely, don't see where it is worth commenting on.

Oh, and obama sucks cock.

And the depression is Obama's fault.

And the deficit is obama's fault.

And the malaise is obama's fault.

This assclown sucks so bad, it's as if crosspatch's words became animate and took over our government.

Posted by: Chariots of Toast, resident poll internals troll. at June 22, 2011 03:57 PM (XyjRQ)

117

Make Barry our Hoover and run against him for a generation.

Sweep the leg, Rick Perry.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 22, 2011 03:57 PM (GTbGH)

118
how do they get away with this?

Posted by: leftover soothsayers at June 22, 2011 03:57 PM (WiLcs)

119 Why would you want to assasinate Jesuit monk warriors?

Posted by: Me-Biden at June 22, 2011 03:58 PM (ZUWaD)

120 Barack, Biden and Bernanke. Re-elect the B-Girls! They're the breast! I mean the beast! I mean the best!

Posted by: Be Good, Be Gone at June 22, 2011 03:58 PM (jEEpE)

121

But... but .. the leads are WEAK!

 

The leads are weak?  YOU'RE WEAK. I've been in this White House two years.

 

You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker?  If you can't take this abuse, how are you gonna take the abuse you get when you're driving an ACORN van full of winos who just shit themselves to the polls?

I can go out there with the birth certificate you've got and make myself 270 electoral votes. Tonight! In two hours!  Can you?  CAN YOU?

ABAB - get mad you sons of bitches.


 

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 22, 2011 03:58 PM (lGFXF)

122 Only Christina Hendricks' super powers can save this economy.

Posted by: sifty at June 22, 2011 03:58 PM (BARAe)

123
funny how all of a sudden someguyisms are in vogue

he was right all along, though

gotta get tough with these shitbird Democrats or you'll lose

Posted by: leftover soothsayers at June 22, 2011 04:00 PM (qsz6h)

124 Why would you want to assasinate Jesuit monk warriors?

Posted by: Me-Biden at June 22, 2011 07:58 PM (ZUWaD)

They are all punctuation nazis.

Posted by: Rodent Anxiety Front at June 22, 2011 04:00 PM (lgw0N)

125 D-O-O-M. Decision, Obfuscation, Decision, Michelle. Decision - Have you made a decision? Obfuscation - Are you obfuscating? I know you are, because it's TelePrompter or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. Obeisance - Have you made your obesiance to Marx? And Michelle.

Posted by: Blake from downtown at June 22, 2011 04:00 PM (AZGON)

126
Cavuto on FBN to handicap the bullstuff?

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at June 22, 2011 04:00 PM (cwFVA)

127 I would like to make a prediction. Biden will not be on the bottom of the Dem. ticket in '12. He was there in 08 to boost the O's nonexistant foriegn policy cred. He brings nothing to the ticket in '12. He is really to old to be a candidate in '16 so he makes a bad heir appearent. He will probably be replaced by either Hillary or a popular dem in a large swing state. Also i wouild like to say that i had a good day and i have been drinking. (Sady not val-u rite vodka) 

Posted by: jones at June 22, 2011 04:01 PM (uOEAO)

128
Barky's up and the first subject?  Bin Laden!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at June 22, 2011 04:02 PM (cwFVA)

129 I'm hitting the bricks. I screwed up 130. Wanna buy a used Breitling?

Posted by: Blake from downtown at June 22, 2011 04:03 PM (AZGON)

130
Oh yea, it's the pock-e-stan thingy!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at June 22, 2011 04:03 PM (cwFVA)

131 It was Nancy Pelosi in the library with the giant gavel.

Posted by: Blame at June 22, 2011 04:03 PM (aibIg)

132

@21: "I guess Great Depression 2.0 isn't enough for most voters."

People don't believe we're in one.  There aren't breadlines and hoovervilles this time around, the gummint is doling out money, banks aren't foreclosing as fast, etc.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 22, 2011 04:03 PM (xy9wk)

133

@ 82 - That is great.

Now I understand Ace's "A not A" analogy and why there is no "C".

Posted by: 57 states at June 22, 2011 04:03 PM (sMgrb)

134

Posted by: jones at June 22, 2011 08:01 PM

If Hilldebeast wants it, I recommend he stay away from Rock Creek Park...

 

Posted by: KZnextzone at June 22, 2011 04:04 PM (ZUWaD)

135 Half the wars.
Half the unemployment.
One-third the gas prices.
One-quarter the debt.

Miss me yet, bitches?

Posted by: George W. Bush at June 22, 2011 04:04 PM (73tyQ)

136 132 I would like to make a prediction. Biden will not be on the bottom of the Dem. ticket in '12. He was there in 08 to boost the O's nonexistant foriegn policy cred. He brings nothing to the ticket in '12. He is really to old to be a candidate in '16 so he makes a bad heir appearent. He will probably be replaced by either Hillary or a popular dem in a large swing state.

Ahem.

Posted by: Jon Huntsman at June 22, 2011 04:05 PM (73tyQ)

137
I am so pleased the draw down isn't politically motivated, and Obama believes in his heart-of-hearts this is the perfect time to withdraw. 

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at June 22, 2011 04:05 PM (cwFVA)

138 Hell they could probably run Gabby Giffords at the bottom of the ticket and win...

Posted by: KZnextzone at June 22, 2011 04:07 PM (ZUWaD)

139

@41: "I wish you'd be more patient. We're going as fast as we can."

Oh, I say, Captain Smith...you know, if you opened the watertight doors, more pumps would have access to the water flooding in to the hull, so we could pump out more, faster.  Save thousands of souls and a rather valuable bit of machinery, old bean.

Posted by: Bruce Ismay IS Prezidizzle Obizzle at June 22, 2011 04:08 PM (xy9wk)

140 Miss me yet, bitches?

Posted by: George W. Bush at June 22, 2011 08:04 PM (73tyQ)

Not really, you were the same sell-out Ivy Leaguer as your dad.

I miss Reagan. You are no Reagan.

Posted by: Rodent Anxiety Front at June 22, 2011 04:08 PM (lgw0N)

141 Always Be Casting blame

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 22, 2011 04:08 PM (HjxoE)

142

He Opened with Osama?

My god this guy knows no shame!

Posted by: KZnextzone at June 22, 2011 04:08 PM (ZUWaD)

143

@80: "RCP Average  Direction of the Country
Right Track 29.5% / Wrong track 63.7%
"

Isn't the real takeaway from that poll that 30% of the country are either booger-eatin' morons, or actively want the destruction of the nation?  It's a lot like the BBC poll where they trumpeted "84% of our muslim immigrants don't want to slaughter us!"  Nice, but sorta missed the important part.

Posted by: Bruce Ismay IS Prezidizzle Obizzle at June 22, 2011 04:13 PM (xy9wk)

144 You want to know what it takes to sell stimulus spending in this economy? It takes BRASS BALLS to sell spending increases. A-I-D-A. Attention, Interest, Decision, Action. Attention - Do I have you attention? Interest - Are you interested? I know you are, because it's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. Decision - Have you made your decision for Christ? And Action.

Posted by: Blake at June 22, 2011 04:13 PM (XaqaA)

145
I read stuff like this and it makes me yearn for poll tests.  Maybe a little basic economics and civics.

Posted by: Facepalm at June 22, 2011 04:32 PM (u+8qs)

146 86 67 The poll at my house has 100% of respondants saying they would crawl over broken glass covered in chicken shit to vote against Obama.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at June 22, 2011 07:43 PM (VidfH)


Same poll was taken here with the same result.

Posted by: Evil ATM out to take your job and your women. at June 22, 2011 07:47 PM (qjUnn)



Same here.  No Preference Falsification in this house.  I'm sensing a trend.

Posted by: S.J. Tilden at June 22, 2011 04:33 PM (u+8qs)

147 Obama is all about sustainability A government soaking up 40% of the GDP is not sustainable. I know, I know, one silly exception- everything else will be sustainable, they swear.

Posted by: t-bird at June 22, 2011 05:20 PM (2EEmX)

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