1
This is a second-rate post, but I guess it'll do.

2 What he started in 2009 is not complete. Some of us still have jobs.

3 Q: When is shovel-ready not shovel-ready?
A: When a Liberal-Fascist with Daddy issues is elected POTUS

4 He will be the next Carter in more ways than one.  Just think of how long he'll be around to F-up foreign policy.

5 What keeps me going

Where? The golf course?

6 She who shall not be named said that he 'never takes a day off'.

Hmm, I guess golfing on the front and back nine on Sunday  is now part of the Presidential job description.

7 He's a two-term president, but I'm sure he'd prefer to serve one term and take an "incomplete" instead of the "F" he deserves.

8 >> This is a second-rate post, but I guess it'll do.

This is not a post. It's just a container for the Breitbart section of the blog.

9 a full term?

10 Wow, Barry and I have something in common. 

11

“What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete."

JEF isn't finished bringing America to its knees.

12 Yes, one term is more than enough. 

13

“What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete."

Israel still exists.

14

“What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete."

 

We still have a few western allies.

15 Historically what is the difference in post presidential income for one term vs two?  Probably less than other factors, like how much a guy wants to whore himself out.

16 The Destroyer has more destoyin' to do....

17 Glenn Beck had Michele Bachmann on this morning.  He played this audio and she immediately agreed.  With gusto.

18 Somebody should tell him that if he's looking for sympathy he can find it in the dictionary between "shit" and "syphilis".

19 I'm thinking an 18mon, world tour, all-inclusive golf vacation would be a great choice. Leave SloJoe charge, we can keep him amused with big flat screen and a netflix account.

20
brb, campaignin

21 Yes, it is tiring. So many of the US people are resistant to socialism and call me bad names.
 
I'd rather just work on my golf swing. Tirelessly. But hey, thanks for the millions.

22 I can honestly say this is the first President for which I've been sober.

23

“What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete."

Some industries do not yet answer to the EPA.

24 Oh and she also said his work effort is 'tireless'.

Um, I don't think she understand the meaning of the word.

25 A minimalist post stolen from somewhere else.  Why didn't I think of that?

26 "It feels like 2008 has been the longest year of my life."

27
brb, goin to Elkhart, IN for the tenth time to drive their local economy into the ground

28

But hey, thanks for the millions.

Any time. Thanks for the waivers.

29

“What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete."

America's bond credit rating is still AAA

30 26 "It feels like 2008 has been the longest year of my life."

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 14, 2011 12:37 PM (x5W3N)

It felt like that for most of us too. Particularly the last several months of the year.

31

“What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete."

Some people still have not applied for food stamps.

32
meanwhile...

Coke or Pepsi?

hahahahaha, you guys are nuthin!

33 No one is making you run, Mr. President.  There's plenty of people, including those in your own party, who would gladly take that... burden... off of you.

Carter got a challenger and Obama can't... the Dems really are ball-less these days.

34 This post smells like an anagram of Budwiser.  No E.  E's are for pussies.

35

“What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete."

Certain small businesses are still turning a profit.

36 I wouldn't help Obama if he was the last baby sea turtle dragging his tiny little body in the burning sand. Zero sympathy of the narcissist who dragged this country into the slime of Euro-socialist hell..

37

"What keeps me going is a believe that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete."

The NRA still exists

38

"What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete."

The sun hasn't yet been replaced by CFL bulbs.

39

“What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete."

What else can he try to f-up?

 

40 I remember looking at at Lafayette Park and seeing people living in cardboard boxes and thinking : Your Welcome America, but I will not rest until parks all across this great country have a similar, amusing rustic nature.

41 IÂ’m sure there are days where I say that one term is enough

What kind of weird-ass phrasing is this? "I'm sure"? How could you not be, since it's you thinking it? What a dumbfuck.

42

“What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete."

Conservatives are still able to get their message out via the internet.

43 39

“What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete."

What else can he try to f-up?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 14, 2011 12:40 PM (9hSKh)

Let's not give him any ideas...

44 Well, one good thing to come from this disaster, is that I have found that I have a far greater capacity for hate than I knew. Thanks JEF!

45
brb, signin another executive order

46 He was never so happy as when he was in the "Office of President Elect" complete with bullshitty insignias and seals.  For most of us, that was like our last day of school before we had to work for a living; although he's still a lazy fuck.

47 " President Barack Obama says his wife and daughters aren't "invested" in him being president and would have been fine had he decided against running for re-election."

So he is are already thinking/talking about not even running for a second term.

48

“What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete."

Sarah Palin can still give speeches and post messages to Facebook.

49 41 IÂ’m sure there are days where I say that one term is enough

What kind of weird-ass phrasing is this? "I'm sure"? How could you not be, since it's you thinking it? What a dumbfuck.
Posted by: Waterhouse at June 14, 2011 12:40 PM (yww)

He's starting to think of himself in the 3rd person. I thought only Bob Dole did that.

50
brb, pluggin holes in the Gulf

51

“What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete."

Boeing is still fighting my NLRB ruling

52
How about we all chip in for a membership at a nice golf club for him.... then maybe he won't run for his 2nd term?

53 I once had a calendar during BJC's admin about a countdown to him leaving office. I had to buy a new one after '96. I fell this JEF is going to be shoo-in due to the GOP's unforced errors.

54 MOAR CZAR

55 If he loses next November, he is gonna make Carter look like a piker.

56

“What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete."

Every American neighborhood is not blessed with the most beautiful sound in the world, the muezzin calling the faithful to prayer.

57 One term was one term too Goddam many if you ask me fukkin' Zero.

58

“What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete."

Bitter clingers in Middle America still have access to Bibles and guns.

59
I will not seek...... nor will I accept...... my parties nomination....


FAT CHANCE

60

“What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete."

Certain companies persist in producing oil in America.

61 " President Barack Obama says his wife and daughters aren't "invested" in him being president and would have been fine had he decided against running for re-election."

So he is are already thinking/talking about not even running for a second term.

Posted by: lan sing at June 14, 2011 12:42 PM (YHrQZ)

Warming up the "spend more time with my family" excuse?  We can hope, but I think his ego will push past everything else and drive him to run again.

62 “What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete.’

Actually you SOB you and your shit-weasel buddies started tearing the country up in 2007. If I had my way the Democrat Party would be declared a subversive organization and the questionnaire for enlistment in the service would remove the "communist party" and replace it with the Democrat Party,

63 What kind of weird-ass phrasing is this? "I'm sure"? How could you not be, since it's you thinking it? What a dumbfuck.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 14, 2011 12:40 PM (ywwu+)

It's almost as if he was ready to refer to himself in the third person and fucked that up.  Hey at least he conjugated the verbs correctly:  Solid B+

64 If he loses next November, he is gonna make Carter look like a piker. Posted by: Ycrt at June 14, 2011 12:42 PM (f8Ibg) I can deal with that. Just let's get rid of him fast

65

“What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete."

Gas is only four bucks a gallon.

66

So much for commitment and patience.

67

I have a feeling he doesn't want another term.

Presedentin' is hard work, and there's a lot to be said for the perks of being an ex-president... book deals, speaking engagements, activism, community organizin', etc. There probably is an Obama Stash of union payoffs somewhere with enough for him and Michelle to live large for the rest of their days. And of course he'll remain a hero to many rich libs who will be happy to send him to Marthat's Vineyard or the French Riviera every summer, etc. Oh and think of all the golfing he can do!

Whaddaya say, Barry? Why not call it quits and go live a worry-free life?

68 Just think of how long he'll be around to F-up foreign policy.

Nah, not seeing that- he's already got his trinket from the Nobel dingdongs, the lack of which fuelled batshit cahduh for all those years (well that and the arab geld).

Also, for President Manilli to f-up foreign policy, he'd have to expend effort. That is not an interesting prospect for Stutters- dude is a lazy prick. And he's already got tons of cash from his previous fund raising, and also I'd wager through "mis-directed" stimulus funds.

I think once this jackhole gets punted from the white house, he's done in public life. He's stupid, he's lazy, and he's rich- outside of being saddled with a foul wife/beard and an empty head, he's got it made.

69 “What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete." Ginsberg is hanging on

70 Pretty soon we may have a full post.

71

“What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete."

There's still some private property rights. 

72

Fucking everything up must be exhausting!

 

_{what a dick}

73 Oh and ATM's are racist.

President Obama explained to NBC News that the reason companies aren't hiring is not because of his policies, it's because the economy is so automated. ... "There are some structural issues with our economy where a lot of businesses have learned to become much more efficient with a lot fewer workers. You see it when you go to a bank and you use an ATM, you don't go to a bank teller, or you go to the airport and you're using a kiosk instead of checking in at the gate."

74

“What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete."

Some industries do not yet answer to the EPA.

Posted by: Cicero at June 14, 2011 12:37 PM (QKKT0)

If you have a hankering to commit harakiri, take a listen to Levin's show from last night. Multiple professionals called in to say how they're dancing to the EPA's tune as well as that of union thugs.

Revolting.

75 Good grief.  If this guy got any more self-absorbed he'd turn into a singularity. 

76 "14 Historically what is the difference in post presidential income for one term vs two? Probably less than other factors, like how much a guy wants to whore himself out." I read somewhere, Flotus, had her minions, (on our dime) investigate the difference. She is in it for the cash and will be campaigning hard so he can get those two-term speaking fees.

77

Posted by: Ycrt at June 14, 2011 12:42 PM (f8Ibg)

oh just you wait, he'll be bitching about the next President and talking up his record

78 Who would they run if he decided if he needed "family time?" - Hillary?

79

There are some structural issues with our economy where a lot of businesses have learned to become much more efficient with a lot fewer workers. You see it when you go to a bank and you use an ATM, you don't go to a bank teller, or you go to the airport and you're using a kiosk instead of checking in at the gate."

Just wait 'til I unveil my new "Dig A Hole, Fill A Hole" Federal Jobs Initiative.

80 “What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete."

ABBA remains the one band that still hasn't played a concert at the WH.

81 PENCILS DOWN!

82 Lying, as usual.

83 He was never so happy as when he was in the "Office of President Elect" complete with bullshitty insignias and seals.  For most of us, that was like our last day of school before we had to work for a living; although he's still a lazy fuck.
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 14, 2011 12:41 PM

This.

And, on a somewhat related note, McCain, like the also-rans at the Oscars, believed it was enough of an honor just to be nominated.

84

President Obama explained to NBC News that the reason companies aren't hiring is not because of his policies, it's because the economy is so automated. ... "There are some structural issues with our economy where a lot of businesses have learned to become much more efficient with a lot fewer workers. You see it when you go to a bank and you use an ATM, you don't go to a bank teller, or you go to the airport and you're using a kiosk instead of checking in at the gate."

UM ATM's have been around for what 20 years? Did that automation just all of the sudden have an effect on the economy?

85 I just finished reading Ken Follett's Fall of Giants which traces the lives of an american, a few brits, a german and a couple of Russians from before WWI to just after. The Russian serf, horribly mistreated by the aristocracy, becomes a Bolshevik and eventually becomes attached to Lenin. He is idealistic. In the end, he watches the murders committed by the Bolsheviks, which are identical to the ones he witnessed by the tsars forces at the beginning. They meant well but descended into tyranny. I don't think with history as a witness, the tools we have even mean well.

86

“What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete."

Black Panthers still do not feel completely free to intimidate white cracka voters at polling places.

87 Multiple professionals called in to say how they're dancing to the EPA's tune as well as that of union thugs.

Bachmann wants the "mother of all repeal bills" starting with the EPA. I'll let her keep Ed the snake Rollins if she can get that.

88 I'll let her keep Ed the snake Rollins if she can get that.

Posted by: Vic at June 14, 2011 12:50 PM (M9Ie6)

Ed Rollins - what a douche nozzle.

89 But, Michelle can see his creases people!!!!!!!

She KNOWS he's stressin'!

90 I think this is tied in with the story at Politico about him having a fund-raiser in Florida that only had 1000 attendees for a 2,200+ person auditorium. 

He's starting to read the tea leaves saying "We're just not that into you" and is prepping the battlefield to say "I think I'm about ready to go."

I hope he follows his established patterns and quits, leaving Slow Joe in charge, because it would mean less damage for the next 1.5 years to this country.

91 “What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete."

He just doesn't want to pay for Michelle's vacations when they become private citizens, so he needs a second term to cover her $75,000.00 a day trips.

92 You see it when you go to a bank and you use an ATM, you don't go to a bank teller, or you go to the airport and you're using a kiosk instead of checking in at the gate."

So then, are we to believe that these job killing technological marvels were introduced in 2009? They weren't around during the Bush presidency?

Nice make believe world you're livin' in, Stutters. Can the rest of us leave now?

93

Did that automation just all of the sudden have an effect on the economy?

No, but the thought probably just occured to him for the first time.  "Machines do jobs people used to do... that blows my mind!"  So he had to try it out on someone to see if they would buy it.

94 My impression of this post hasn't changed since I saw it at HA a while ago: the Traitor-in-Chief did not say "there are days..." but said "I'm sure there are days..." instead, which is hardly the same thing. It's a waste of bandwidth.

Like everything else the treasonous fuckweasel dishes out to salivating reporters -- and Ann Curry certainly was suckin' like mad today -- it was a lie, thrown out to give the media red meat for their "ooooh, he works so hard but he's there carring the cross for all of us!" stories.

Jeebus Crisco. The AOS bloggers gonna start saying "in fairness..." and weasel-wording everything they say now? Worse, are they gonna start shilling for T-Paw?

95 President Obama explained to NBC News that the reason companies aren't hiring is not because of his policies, it's because the economy is so automated. ... "There are some structural issues with our economy where a lot of businesses have learned to become much more efficient with a lot fewer workers. You see it when you go to a bank and you use an ATM, you don't go to a bank teller, or you go to the airport and you're using a kiosk instead of checking in at the gate." the lament of a modern luddite

96 Maybe Barry can bring back segregated water fountains. Think of all the plumbing and refrigeration jobs that will create!

97

“What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete."\

If he doesn't have a job, that means that much more time he has to spend with Michelle.

98 Did that automation just all of the sudden have an effect on the economy?

Apparently we're living in a Terminator movie:

      2008 -
T H E   Y E A R
  S K Y N E T
S T O P P E D
  H I R I N G

99 Dude has never held a job this long in his life. He'll be getting 200k for life now without any headaches and all the media adoration. His ego is now in a battle with his laziness.

100 maybe he secretly realizes he's in a lot deeper shite than he lets on.

101 But, Michelle can see his creases people!!!!!!!

She KNOWS he's stressin'!
Posted by: momma at June 14, 2011 12:52 PM

Too much time on the golf course.  I had a gym teacher who looked like a lizard.

102

Israel not under 24-7 siege from every side, yet. 

103 He's starting to think of himself in the 3rd person. I thought only Bob Dole did that.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at June 14, 2011 12:42 PM (136wp)

Are you making fun of Bob Dole?  Bob Dole doesn't like when people make fun of Bob Dole.

104 BTW:

Here's more BO news (I posted in THC):

Worst. President. Ever. Tells Supporters: If You’re Looking For “Partisan Rhetoric, I’m Probably Not Your Guy”

...

Plus: there were a lot of empty seats:

Granted, it was a fundraiser, not a free rally. But the empty seats were hard to miss.

The top level of the 2,200-seat concert hall at the Adrienne Arsht Center for Performing Arts was entirely empty, as were the seats along the side of the second and third levels.

"The expectation was 900," a Democratic official said, and more than 980 tickets were sold.

Tickets for the Gen 44 event started at $44, the official said.

"This is going to be a very tough fight," said Alonzo Mourning, the former Miami Heat player, who spoke ahead of the president. Once Obama took the stage, a protester interrupted him at one point, repeatedly yelling: "Keep your promise, stop AIDS now." But the protester was quickly drowned out by the audience chanting, "Obama, Obama, Obama."
...

And more from article that wasn't on WZ:

Michelle Odogma swears BO is working hard!  Pinky swear.  Cherry on top.  He even has the creases to prove it (Prediction - make up will make BO's creases more prominent from now on)


"I see the sadness and worry that's creasing his face," she said to a crowd of about 500 at the Pasadena luncheon organized by the Southern California Women For Obama. She described his worth ethic as “tireless,” according to pool reports.

105 So Henry Ford caused a double dip recession in 2011? Interesting theory. A little Thomas Hardy, but we have to hate technology because it hurts Gaia. Everyone back to the Middle Ages! Reap that wheat! (oh wait, is that an allowed carb?)

106 His ego is now in a battle with his laziness.

'zakly.

107

UM ATM's have been around for what 20 years? Did that automation just all of the sudden have an effect on the economy?

Suddenly, bank supervisors realized that all their tellers have just been sitting around playing computer Solitaire for that last two decades.  This is a perfect example of why we need wise federal experts to run businesses instead of stupid private sectors managers.

108

Did that automation just all of the sudden have an effect on the economy?

No, but the thought probably just occured to him for the first time.  "Machines do jobs people used to do... that blows my mind!"  So he had to try it out on someone to see if they would buy it.

Have you seen these personal computing machines? They're taking the jobs of clerks and secretaries. I mean they allow you to store files in one convenient place and recall them with ease. They also let you keep schedules that previously required an assisstant.

They're the reason things are bad.

109 He's starting to read the tea leaves saying "We're just not that into you" and is prepping the battlefield to say "I think I'm about ready to go."

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 14, 2011 12:52 PM (UvFnc)

Yea, listen Barry, we've been talking it over and think we should see other POTI. It really wasn't that fun and you are a preening noob. I'd appreciate it if you'd delete us from your Blackberry's call directory.

110 2008 -
T H E   Y E A R
  S K Y N E T
S T O P P E D
  H I R I N G



Resistance is futile..... pikers

111

 

112 103 He's starting to think of himself in the 3rd person. I thought only Bob Dole did that.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at June 14, 2011 12:42 PM (136wp)

Are you making fun of Bob Dole?  Bob Dole doesn't like when people make fun of Bob Dole.

Posted by: Bob Dole, Viagra User at June 14, 2011 12:54 PM (Ew27I)

No just an observation, Senator Dole.

113 10,000 engineers will clear that right up.

114   His ego is now in a battle with his laziness. Posted by: The Schwalbe: © at June 14, 2011 12:53 PM

They have medication for that now.  I'm not sure if it's a red pill or a blue pill.

115 We could survive a short Biden presidency. Just need someone to distract Simple Joe with the dot of light from a laser pointer - have him try to "catch" it. I'm quite certain that would keep him occupied for 18 months

116 There probably is an Obama Stash of union payoffs somewhere with enough for him and Michelle to live large for the rest of their days.

Barky:  Look over there!  Something shiny!

117
Remember back in 1992 when President Bush said he was surprised to see scanners at the supermarket checkout lanes?

The DNC/Media had a fit -- look at how out of touch George Bush is!

118 “IÂ’m sure there are days where I say that one term is enough bullshit.  I should be in the White House for life, motherfuckers,Â’Â’ Obama said. “What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete the state owns the individual, not the other way around.  Viva Castro."

119 A word to ALL the people who frequent here and agree with all the constant streams of what I call bigotry. Unlimited power WILL corrupt the minds of those who possess it. What does that say about the minds of those so willing to agree w/ and accept the words that come from the mouths of THAT kind of power? IT CORRUPTS YOUR MIND AS WELL & puts limitations on how you see, think & perceive things to be. Example: Mao, Stalin, Hitler, Napolean & on & on. They all (mostly) believed & agreed w/ their words as well. I am NOT a Democrat, Republican, a liberal, conservative, moderate, Socialist, Communist, Libertarian, religious zealot, New Age, Old Age, or any other group, religion or organization you might care to group me in. I simply try to see all the sides, keep my mind & eyes open, seek whatever "truth" is and where it lives, because it doesn't live here anymore & most likely never has. Stay mentally & emotionally centered, balanced & on the side of humanity as a whole and this incredible planet we call Earth. I don't pretend to know or have the answers or any answers at all but ask the questions. And that begins w/ asking myself. If you can't recognize the truth in yourself, YOUR OWN TRUTH, & accept it, you have nothing left to learn. Because you can't learn the lessons if you aren't honest with yourself to begin with. And that means having the courage to face your fears. The fears that breed ignorance, contempt & give you the tools to be just another one of the sheep. In this case part of Ace's flock. So go ahead. Let me have it. Fair warning. Your words will fall off my back like water.

120 115 We could survive a short Biden presidency. Just need someone to distract Simple Joe with the dot of light from a laser pointer - have him try to "catch" it.

I'm quite certain that would keep him occupied for 18 months

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 14, 2011 12:57 PM (lbo6/)

Or buy him an Amtrak open ticket for 1.5 years.

121

Have you heard about this new thing called free porn online? It's killing the adult magizine, phone sex hotlines,  and stripper industries.

How can I be blamed for such technological innovations and their adverse affect on the job market and SEC's ability do to their jobs?

122 Another reason that the economy is so bad today is because email has killed the market for fast messengers on horseback, not to mention the jobs of all the people who made shoes for the horses.  You know, the horse shoemakers, or whatever they call 'em.

123 I'd be happy to design him a logo for the "Office of the Former President"

124 113 10,000 engineers will clear that right up.
I know trains require a ton of public-employee-union labor, but 10,000?  really?  Just to drive the things?

125
 look at my gray hair!!!

and my fancy plane!

but look at my gray hair again!

my hair is gray because I work so hard at presidentin!

126 I am very worried about what this guy might do post-Presidency.

He must be (politically) destroyed.

127 Obama said. “What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete.’ He wants to break Jack Nicklaus' record by watching 19 majors while in office.

128 Let's say he either loses or decides not to run again.  How long do you think it will be before he starts to criticize the new President?  One month, less?

129 It is exhausting to be a stumblefuck.  You should be thanking me.

130 Your words will fall off my back like water.

Posted by: Lisa Pelletier at June 14, 2011 12:58 PM (0OOrQ)

You may want to get your meds checked...

131
Your words will fall off my back like water.

STFU, dunce.

132

Posted by: Lisa Pelletier at June 14, 2011 12:58 PM (0OOrQ)

I denounce myself.

*sniff*

133
Who let the hippy in.... Maaaahhhhhm....... who LET THE GODDAMNED HIPPY IN.

134

Lisa Pelletier literally just broke every one of the rules about how not to look crazy on the Internet.

Well played, 40 year old married college student.  Well played.

135 Posted by: Lisa Pelletier at June 14, 2011 12:58 PM (0OOrQ)

You can't fool me, Average Joe. Not again, I mean.

136 I think he means something differnt than has been mentioned...he thinks 1 term is enough...a life term where he is King President until he decides to step down.

2nd thought...I honestly believe Michelle runs for POTUS at some point in the future...2016, perhaps, if BtotheO wins in 2010. 

137
Your words will fall off my back like water.

She's a duck???

See if she floats.

If she floats. she's a witch.

Burn Her!!!

138

Lisa, I think you'd get a better reception at Gatewaypundit. They don't have quota's on crazy soliloquies.

139 All these stories seem ... related. I just can't quite put my finger on it.

Well, yes they are.  They're the front edge of the media's campaign attempt to soften Obama's image and turn him into a more sympathetic figure so that he won't get voted out.

Having invested so much whored out their credibility like cheap prostitutes in getting Obama elected, the media desperately wanted Obama to succeed, and then collectively lied about it even when it was obvious he was failing.

But now, the evidence is so overpowering that his Administration is going go down in history as an epic flop, there is simply nothing left to do except hope people will feel sorry for him in the run up to the election.

Pitiful.

140 And, please, pencils down on the work you started.

Are you mocking this half-black man's lack of demonstrable academic achievement, starting with admissions tests?

Huh? Are you?

Because you should.

141 Your words will fall off my back like semen water.

142 >>She described his worth ethic as “tireless,” according to pool reports.

That's copied and pasted from Politico's report on FLOTUS' flotsam of a speech.
I'm not kidding, Freudian on somebody's part.

On the other hand maybe if he had some tires he could get the car out the ditch. 

143 He could be President of Egypt.  Maybe Caliph.

144
C'mon guys, it's nothing but a casual remark in the usual blowjob interview. The bastard likes to tease.

145

# 119

GREAT post Lisa.

You wanna meet at Starbucks sometime?

146 “What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete."

Right, Gozer the Traveler hasn't arrived to the party yet.

147 Can I get a Slurpee refill here?

148 Let's say he either loses or decides not to run again.  How long do you think it will be before he starts to criticize the new President?  One month, less?

If Barry loses or quits, expect the Dems to blame him entirely for the loss.

It's like all them Bolshevik big wigs learned - when the new boss comes along, the Party faithful don't care if they off the old guard.

149 That's not "water" we're tossing on your back, Lisa.

150 Why or why can't we get trolls who don't sound like michael moore on a bender? They don't even make sense?

151 Every day I say, one term is one too many

152 “I’m sure there are days where I say that one term is enough,’’ Obama said.

Make it so.

153 136 I think he means something differnt than has been mentioned...he thinks 1 term is enough...a life term where he is King President until he decides to step down.

2nd thought...I honestly believe Michelle runs for POTUS at some point in the future...2016, perhaps, if BtotheO wins in 2010. 

Posted by: The Hammer at June 14, 2011 01:02 PM (32ubA)

Ok, possible scenario. BO caught in a gay affair with Kal Penn. Suffers stroke. Joe Biden runs for Presiddent and selects Michelle as his running mate - "because she earned it". Biden elected. Biden killed in tragic waffle iron accident. Michelle is Queen of the World!

154 Just fucking retire already and get that ESPN gig. It's above your skill set but at least there are some people there who will still publicly fellate you.

And they got lots of  teleprompters!

155 She described his worth ethic as “tireless,” according to pool reports. "Tire-less", huh? I thought he used a golf cart.

156 So is the troll pro Mao? Is is Anita Dunn?

157
in other words...

I am the voice of reason, you stupid idiots!

158
2nd thought...I honestly believe Michelle runs for POTUS at some point in the future...2016, perhaps, if BtotheO wins in 2010. 
Posted by: The Hammer at June 14, 2011 01:02 PM

We were speculatin' on the Obamas' future the other day if he loses in 2012. Actually, win or lose, I foresee Michelle in politics. First her book, then U.S. Senator from Illinois.

159 If he doesn't take any time off how the hell does he find so much time to suck cock?

160 “I’m sure there are days where I say that one term is enough,’’ Obama said.

Beck cut it down to 'I term is enough' and before he played the clip said 'For the first time in his life, he agrees with the Pres.'

161 “What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete." It does take quite a while to complete the landscaping and sculpting of a golf course.

162 45 brb, signin another executive order
Posted by: Obama at June 14, 2011 12:41 PM (sqkOB)
_________

I thought you had a robot to do that for you.

163

“What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete."

He hasn't gotten him a hunting license yet.

164 Who let the hippy in.... Maaaahhhhhm....... who LET THE GODDAMNED HIPPY IN.
Posted by: Cartman at June 14, 2011 01:01 PM

Can't be a hippie, she know what a shower is.

165 Mmnmph....unhgh, unhgh...UNGH...Mmnmph...

166


Barry is fundamentally a dictator (not to mention a dick, but hey).

Not even in the pejorative sense of being a tyrant, but in the sense that he thinks he can say something and it will happen.  He is tired and sad and frustrated that we do not and cannot live in a dictatorship in the USA.  The people who have to share government power simply will not allow anyone to agglomerate so much power to himself.

Maybe he can go back to Indonesia after all this racist USA shit is over.

167 Anita Dunn is truly hot

168

“What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete.’

 

Meaning that his golf game still sucks

169
it only took us a half hour to burn out this post

next!

170

I thought you had a robot to do that for you.


Which is what makes his "ATM" comments so utterly hypocritical and asinine.

"Union-loving luddite fantasies be damned, I'm going to be on the golf course" sez BHO

171 “I’m sure there are days where I say that one term is enough,’’ Obama said.

So it shall be written, so it shall be done.

172

Your words will fall off my back like water.

 

How does stupid feel?  Does it hurt?

173 Who would they run if he decided if he needed "family time?" - Hillary?

Posted by: lan sing at June 14, 2011 12:48 PM (YHrQZ)

Beck originally thought that that's what Hillary was for -- to step in, looking moderate, but continue the same policies.  If you look at the WH, those commies are all her picks, but Soros pulled the rug out from under her during the nomination process.

But, now that the original Hildebeast supporters have seen she's down with Barry and his foreign policy and was willing to bend over and work for him, that strategy may not play well in Peoria.

174

Shhhhhh...if you listen closely you here the sound of Moochelle Lisa waxing her carrot.

 

175 What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete.

Come on, don't be modest, you produced the shit out of that birth certificate! Well done. Feel free to leave at any moment now.

176 “What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete."

I've run out of red crayon for my coloring book and have to borrow more from the Chinese.

177 yeah, yeah, what an artist the world loses in you, whatever, later, fuck you, bye.

178 167 Anita Dunn is truly hot

Posted by: PeePeePundit at June 14, 2011 01:07 PM (+sBB4)

Send her down here. We need someone new in the gloryhole.

179
Kathleen Sebelius is my personal robot. She is modeled after a feminine version of George Washington.

180 this from June 12, whitehousedossier.com This is the last chance for him to practice before next weekÂ’s smackdown with House Speaker Boehner. The foursome will also include Vice President Biden and John Kasich, OhioÂ’s Republican governor... Today makes 11 weekends in a row that Obama has gone golfing. ItÂ’s his 14th outing this year and the 72nd of his presidency.

181 167 Anita Dunn is truly hot

Posted by: PeePeePundit at June 14, 2011 01:07 PM (+sBB4)

She's lip smackin good!

 

182  Michelle thinks that he never takes a day off?

Sounds to me like the Secret Service is covering for the President.  I guess at a certain level of the Federal Govt they will bring the hookers in for you, and you never have to send dic pics on your own blackberry. 

183 Last night during the debate, King asked someone, 'So, if the Pres. can't get the American People to agree with him, he should slow down until he makes them agree?' (Something close to that).

That question pissed me the fuck off.

No, then he should change course, or tweek it, or something.

184 Hey, you fuck, you know who else never takes a day off? Me. That's who.

MRI scan scheduled to check on the abnormality in your brain. Log in from home!

Vacation? Log in from my laptop!

In the hospital bed, diagnosed with heart failure? Laptop!

Just had a pacemaker/AICD installed in your chest? Laptop!

And. I'm not even a business owner, just a flunkie.

He has never worked in the real world and thus has no fucking idea what it actually means to WORK! People at all levels of accomplishment, in the real world, work their asses off so that our salary for the first several months of the year can pay for the likes of him.

_scream

185 Quitter

186 btw - BO spent the weekend at Camp David.

187 119
Suggest you go to IMAO read the post on crazy

188 What kind of weird-ass phrasing is this? "I'm sure"? How could you not be, since it's you thinking it? What a dumbfuck.
Posted by: Waterhouse at June 14, 2011 12:40 PM (ywwu+)

That's the kind of phrasing which allows him to get the word "I" twice in once sentence.  Instead of just starting it off with "There are days..." the sentence gets the extra-special, super-duper, icing-on-the-cake, cherry-on-top annointing of "I'm sure."

189 102 Israel not under 24-7 siege from every side, yet.    He's tireless working for this to come to pass.

190 “What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete."

Well, it is a Five-Year Plan, after all.

191 hah, Rush playing Barry getting heckled at a fundraiser.

192 And you just know that Boehner is from the old school that would throw a match to keep from showing up the old man. Kasich, not so much. I hope he runs up the friggin scoreboard on his ass.

193 Fore More Years!

194
“What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete."


Somewhat related is the prospect for Obamacare in the courts. It's one of the briefest articles I've read on the subject, and one of the most encouraging. The government's solicitors seem to be as stuck in the headlights as the whole administration. They've discarded a few arguments so stupid it's a wonder they ever tried them, and now they're even more exposed with much smarter lawyers than themselves armed with near-unassailable arguments and strong precedent.

So yeah . . . unfinished work, snerk.

195 I am NOT a Democrat, Republican, a liberal, conservative, moderate, Socialist, Communist, Libertarian, religious zealot, New Age, Old Age, or any other group, religion or organization you might care to group me in. I simply try to see all the sides, keep my mind & eyes open, seek whatever "truth" is and where it lives, because it doesn't live here anymore & most likely never has.

Hmm, this type of post seems oddly familiar. Quick, Lisa, tell me if your "friends" told you this, that might help jog my memory.

196 You can't fool me, Average Joe. Not again, I mean.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 14, 2011 01:02 PM (ywwu+)

*hearty guffaw*

197
If I go who will continue the success of our green jobs program?

198 WILL YOU WINGERS FINALLY LISTEN TO ME IF I DO IT LIKE THIS? I USUALLY TYPE THIS WAY ANYHOW. THAT'S WHY MY STAFF DIDN'T WANT ME TO HAVE A BLACKBERRY.

199

...that should have been a question mark...

Fore! More Years?

200 Oh and she also said his work effort is 'tireless'. That was a misprint she said, "tie-less."

201 _scream

Posted by: Clueless at June 14, 2011 01:10 PM (piMMO)

I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream

202
If I go, who will help Egypt become a vicious and intolerant muslim theocracy?

203 Say it ain't so, Barry!!!!!! Say... it... ain't... so..........

204 Is Obama's lisp getting more pronounced?

205 I HAVE NO BRAIN AND I CANNOT THINK

206
If I go, who will help Brazil's oil industry?

207 25 A minimalist post stolen from somewhere else.  Why didn't I think of that?
Posted by: Charles Johnson at June 14, 2011 12:37 PM

Because you're still trying to find your dick under your ever expanding gut so you can send a dick pic to Killgore Trout

208 Four More Irans!

209 Quick check your pockets.

If you find any change, then BO's job isn't done.

Maybe we could empty our pockets so he thinks he has accomplished what he set out to do.

210

That was a misprint she said, "tie-less." Posted by: Fresh Air



Kudos.

211 Is Average Joe fucking around again?

212

“What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete."


Shhhhh...ya hear that? Thats the sound of Obama waxing our carrot.

_{fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap...fap}

_fap

_f

213
If I go, who will destroy the incentive for profit and entrepreneurship?

214

OK, I WARNED YOU.

This is what you are:

http://tinyurl.com/m33d6u

See!  How does that feel?  You bunch of Hitlers...

 

215 Mao, Stalin, Hitler, Napolean , Obama, & on & on.

216

“I’m sure there are days where I say that one term is enough,’’

It's like he doesn't know what he thinks all the time. "I'm sure" I thought that once but I don't remember...........

Weird

217 I give Obama an "A" in vacations.

218 Ha!  You're still talking about me!  That means I win!

219 Dammit, I can't even fail competently! I can't believe this country is still around.

220 No Romeny, No Palin, No Foreskin!

221 If #119 is not Average Joe, witness what happens when one mixes Yoga with Everclear.

222 119
Posted by: Lisa Pelletier at June 14, 2011 12:58 PM (0OOrQ)

For starters, Lisa the Pelletizer, we're sending over the crack AoSHQ IT Support Team to disable the ampersand key on your input devices. Do not be alarmed when a pair of hoboes show up at your door, for they are said Support Team.

Secondly, why didn't you just cut to the chase and capture the essence of your post in this simple phrase: "I am the Great I Am". With your self-proclaimed godlike powers of discernment, surely you saw this was a more succinct way to have avoided your ampersand-festooned screed.

Which of the megalomaniac Jarles Chohnson's multiple screen personae are you, by the way? Do tell, please ... do tell.

223
If I go, who will nominate incompetent racist nincompoops to the Court?

224 This guy makes even U. S. Grant look like George Washington.

225
Gotta admit, I'm hard to replace.

226 I see that #119 didn't read Frank J's piece on how not to appear crazy on the Internet.

227 I've just realized that people pump their own gas and even pay for it at the pump. Make no mistake; In order for America to compete, we must train 10,000 engineers to pump gas after I mandate that gas must be pumped by a trained expert paid fairly under an SEIU scale.

228

I am NOT a Democrat, Republican, a liberal, conservative, moderate, Socialist, Communist, Libertarian, religious zealot, New Age, Old Age, or any other group, religion or organization you might care to group me in. I simply try to see all the sides, keep my mind & eyes open, seek whatever "truth" is and where it lives, because it doesn't live here anymore & most likely never has.

Your mind is so open that your brains, assuming you had any to begin with, fell out.  Do you espouse this clever, but empty rhetoric at Kos and the likes?

 /Is this a clever sock?  Average Joe, are you up to your schemes again? 

229 I'll miss those frozen moments of leadership in action, like Zero staring at a tarball on the beach with a look on his face like someone asked him to name all the prime numbers between 2 and 4.

230

What is the deal with those AIDS hecklers? Do they think the government is holding back on some sort of cure?

Has anyone told them that AIDS is an easily avoidable disease? It's not like it's some airborne disease that we have to stop or face certain annihilation.

To cut back on AIDS there are like 2-3 easy methods.

1.Better screening processes for blood transfusions

2. Don't have a baby if you have AIDS

3. Maybe, just maybe, develop some sense of personal responsibility when it comes to your sexual practices.

231

See!  How does that feel?  You bunch of Hitlers...

Posted by: The Real Lisa at June 14, 2011 01:17 PM (l30lK)

We were in a biblical frame of mind on the twenty-third of May 1943, at the Berghof. He had denied himself children because he knew that no son could flourish in the shadow of so godlike a father! But when he heard what was theoretically possible, that I could create one day not his son, not even a carbon-copy but another original, he was thrilled by the idea! The right Hitler for the right future! A Hitler tailor-made for the 1980s, 90s, 2000!

That's right, you've uncovered our secret. We are all Hilter clones! We shall unleash the Doberman Pinschers on you!

232 If #119 is not Average Joe, witness what happens when one mixes Yoga with Everclear. I was thinking two bottles of Malibu and class in Womens' Studies at UCLA.

233 Hey I think obama is doing a great job. It's not like winning is important. And whether you like him or not or re-elect him , obama and me are both gonna be rich dudes while you all racists have to go back to your shitty lives. Eat me.

234 Weiner has been hanging out at the gym?

235
brb, runnin down the steps of Air Force 1

236 ...with limp wrists

237

Has anyone told them that AIDS is an easily avoidable disease? It's not like it's some airborne disease that we have to stop or face certain annihilation.

To cut back on AIDS there are like 2-3 easy methods.

1.Better screening processes for blood transfusions

2. Don't have a baby if you have AIDS

3. Maybe, just maybe, develop some sense of personal responsibility when it comes to your sexual practices.

That's racist and homophobic.  Or something. 

238 Average Joe needn't pull a single prank and he wills till have us on edge for the rest of the year. It's like we're sitting here, waiting, and before long, everything starts to look like a potential booby-trap.

239 Zero staring at a tarball on the beach with a look on his face like someone asked him to name all the prime numbers between 2 and 4. Listen asshole, there wasn't much math at law school. I think that's what I did, law school. Gets hard to remember a lot of stuff these days.

240 He also indicates that wifey and kids would be OK with him not seeking a second term.  The kids, I can believe.  It's gotta be a hassle to be kids of the president.  Michelle, not so much.  Give up her trips to exotic places and the chance to scold Americans about what they're eating?  Once again, confirmation that he thinks we're stupid.

241 230 Zero bailing on a press conference just screamed leadership to me.

242 brb, runnin skippin' down the steps of Air Force 1

FTFY

243 104
She described his worth ethic as “tireless,” according to pool reports.
Posted by: momma at June 14, 2011 12:54 PM (nWikJ)

Oh, please ... this assclown doesn't stroll into the Oval Office until 10:30 AM each day.

244 Can haz cure?  Want more butt seks.

245
What is the deal with those AIDS hecklers? Do they think the government is holding back on some sort of cure?

I believe Obama promised to "restore science to its rightful place." That means a cure for AIDS tomorrow, a repeat of the year 1954 in daily average temperatures, and cars that run on fair trade coffee grounds.

246

Posted by: George Orwell at June 14, 2011 01:20 PM (IZTTb)

I think you're closer to ther truth.  But at UC-Santa Cruz instead of UCLA. 

However limited they may be, UCLA still has some standards.

247 Posted by: arhooley at June 14, 2011 01:12 PM (elBGR)

That's a great point.  If ObamaCare winds up being declared unconstitutional after Obama wasted so much of Congress' time and effort on it, he is going to look like one of the biggest dickheads of all time.  That's what he gets for turning over such an important part of our national economy to an imbecile like Nancy Pelosi.

248 Or flouncing. Sashaying?

249 But does Barry pass the test? The test. Not the global test. The umbrella-through-the-gate test.

250 I heartily agree: one term is more than enough for the JEF. Look up "Peter Principle" in the dictionary, and you'll see his picture.

251 Oh, please ... this assclown doesn't stroll into the Oval Office until 10:30 AM each day.

Remember when the press gave W so much shit about leaving the office in the afternoon?

252 Heh.

An article at SFGate is pissing off a lot of Lefties!

First lady Michelle Obama lands in the Bay Area today for fundraising events related to President Obama's re-election campaign that include an East Bay breakfast produced by star chef Alice Waters and a pricey San Francisco luncheon. But critics said Monday that she is spending taxpayer money to foot much of the bill for her fundraiser-heavy trip to California this week.

The first lady, who appeared Monday at two fundraisers in Southern California along with a public event supporting military families, is expected to pick up hundreds of thousands of dollars at the Bay Area events today to benefit the Obama 2012 re-election campaign and the Democratic National Committee.

...

With the economy sputtering and millions of Americans unemployed, "it's troubling that the president and his wife use the cover of some flimsy excuse to come to the Bay Area when the real purpose of the trip is fundraising," said Harmeet Dhillon, chairwoman of the San Francisco Republican Party. "I don't think the taxpayers should be footing the bill."

...

Political campaigns typically pay costs related to fundraising events, such as hotels. But the first lady's trip to California involves official transportation from Washington, security, staffing and other expenses - many of which are covered by taxpayers.

The Chronicle contacted the Obama 2012 campaign office on Monday to clarify which expenses are footed by taxpayers. The newspaper was referred to the first lady's office at the White House, which did not respond to e-mailed questions on the matter.

253

/obama off for a moment

hey, there isn't a cure for AIDS but the good news is it's EXTREMELY avoidable.

because everytime I hear "cure AIDS now!," I hear "cure AIDS so I can suck & fuck anything that moves without caution!"

254 “What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete.’ There are houses still standing in Detroit that haven't been weatherized yet.

255
One of those days was yesterday (Monday). From the current headline at Drudge:

"The top level of the 2,200-seat concert hall at the Adrienne Arsht Center for Performing Arts was entirely empty, as were the seats along the side of the second and third levels.

"The expectation was 900," a Democratic official said, and more than 980 tickets were sold."

This is what happens when someone forgets the Greek columns.

^{_{Actually, I didn't forget ...}}

256

An article at SFGate is pissing off a lot of Lefties!


Hell.... sunshine and kittens will piss off lefties......

257 230 I'll miss those frozen moments of leadership in action, like Zero staring at a tarball on the beach with a look on his face like someone asked him to name all the prime numbers between 2 and 4.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 14, 2011 01:20 PM (lbo6/)

I'm partial to his graceful, seemingly effortless umbrella under/over the arch.  Impressive indeed.

258 That's a great point.  If ObamaCare winds up being declared unconstitutional after Obama wasted so much of Congress' time and effort on it, he is going to look like one of the biggest dickheads of all time.

You've actually managed to work in a caveat to the idea that he COULD be considered one of the biggest dickheads of all time.

Put down the Valu-Rite.

259 Obama promised to "restore science to its rightful place." That means a cure for AIDS tomorrow, a repeat of the year 1954 in daily average temperatures, and cars that run on fair trade coffee grounds. You forgot Chanel gowns woven from hemp.

260

“What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete."

There are still lightbulbs out there that need con-fisk- atin'

261
maybe if you stop shoving your penis into some guy's rectum, you won't get AIDS

crazy idea, I know

262


What the fuck does "the JEF" mean

I've seen this for weeks now.

263

Might Lisa be from Santa Fe, New Mexico? 

http://tinyurl.com/3dpt54f

This would explain a lot.

264 If the Courts knock out obamacare before the elections, that would be sweet. But this is NOT coming before the court till after

265 I simply try to see all the sides, keep my mind & eyes open, seek whatever "truth" is and where it lives..

Your words will fall off my back like water.

Posted by: Lisa Pelletier at June 14, 2011 12:58 PM (0OOrQ)

Does not compute.

266 119--can someone post a summary?  She lost me at the third line...

267 The fears that breed ignorance, contempt & give you the tools to be just another one of the sheep. In this case part of Ace's flock. So go ahead. Let me have it. Fair warning. Your words will fall off my back like water. Posted by: Lisa Pelletier at June 14, 2011 12:58 PM

Sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here

268 Hell.... sunshine and kittens will piss off lefties......

Not if they're Sea-Kittens!

269

Posted by: hobgoblin at June 14, 2011 01:26 PM (tuSs4)

JEF = Jug-Eared Fuck

270 Posted by: The Real Lisa at June 14, 2011 01:17 PM (l30lK)


I can't believe you saw me with my ass up against the fence.  I didn't think anyone was around when I'm doing did that.

271

What is the deal with those AIDS hecklers? Do they think the government is holding back on some sort of cure?

I believe Obama promised to "restore science to its rightful place." That means a cure for AIDS tomorrow, a repeat of the year 1954 in daily average temperatures, and cars that run on fair trade coffee grounds.

Yeah, when I was growing up AIDS was still quasi-understood, so I can understand in the 1980s or 1990s that AIDS activists would be needed or relevant, but we kinda have the whole thing figured out don't we?

We know exactly how it is transmitted, soooooo you what do we need activists for again?

To be quite honest, I think all AIDs funding should be cut off and that money moved to diseases like Cancer.

AIDS can be prevented, most cancers can't.

So let's try to help the people who aren't responsible for their diseases.

I say that knowing full well there are people out there who get AIDS through no fault of their own through transfusions, but the numbers are very low compared to those who got it through drug use or sexual practices, and while I feel bad for them, do we really need to be spending a fortune looking for a cure to a disease that can easily be prevented?

272 I am NOT a Democrat, Republican, a liberal, conservative, moderate, Socialist, Communist, Libertarian, religious zealot, New Age, Old Age, or any other group, religion or organization you might care to group me in. I simply try to see all the sides, keep my mind & eyes open, seek whatever "truth" is and where it lives, because it doesn't live here anymore & most likely never has.

Truth? Truth!!!??

PIE MAKE AWESOME!!!! WOLF AM SCARY!!! SUN MAKE GOOd!!!

273

My AUUUUUUnt has not got her full share of welfare yet.

274 Jug-Eared-Friend

275 The dusty hundred year old bag of Marxist promises and tools has been trotted out and again shown to have made everything worse. (just like every time a nation uses them)

Your average leftist now desperately needs the cathartic break that would come from Obama being replaced with a lukewarm Republican with a 200 Billion dollar a year deficit and 6% unemployment and 2$ gas.  Then they can rant and rave  and "organize" against the injustice over all while imaging their Marxist utopian savior will show up any minute and rescue them from these Bourgeois proletariots who deign to rule themselves.

276

119--can someone post a summary?  She lost me at the third line...

Sure, here's the Reader's Digest version.

"I'm morally superior.  You suck.  The End."

277
Heh.

An article at SFGate is pissing off a lot of Lefties!

The Odministration blew it by threatening that SFGate reporter who copped some video at a fundraiser or presser or whatever it was.

278 123 I'd be happy to design him a logo for the "Office of the Former President"
__________

Yeah. Maybe.

Thing is, as president-elect and president, he is the only one. Thus "Office of the President-Elect".

As an ex-president, he's just one of the guys. Hope he remembers to pay his dues.

279 JEF = Jug-Eared Fuck

Now, see, I was trying to be delicate. You had to go and just blurt it out there!

280 We know exactly how [HIV] is transmitted, soooooo you what do we need activists for again? To remind us that they're fabulous!!

281
I'm surprised no one has said it yet. "curious" drops the mask at #119.

282


Thanks Bannion.

Never could have guessed that.

It's one of his least offensive of annoying traits.

283
Fore More Years!
Posted by: Obama Rally Slogan at June 14, 2011 01:12 PM

Har.

284

One term is enough.

That term is 'FIRED.'

285 I'd be happy to design him a logo for the "Office of the Former President" Sorry, Mickey Mouse is already the registered trademark of Disney.

286

Posted by: Clueless at June 14, 2011 01:29 PM (piMMO)

No sense holding back, brother.

He's doin' it to us.

287 I'm surprised no one has said it yet. "curious" drops the mask at #119.

She'll be here at any minute to explain how one of her NY friends found out that she had been visiting AOS and waited for her to leave the room and hijack her computer.

288

Seventy or so rounds of golf at say six hours each, including travel and beer summit, that's maybe forty minutes a day could have been spent with the little darlings since he has been prez. Not counting the time spent wanking it around the offal office. And the inevitable nap. The Jackwagon.

Swore off golf myself when my little hobo came along.

289

One term is enough.

That term is 'FIRED.'

Damnit! Can't we elect Trump just so he can utter those words?

290 Fair warning. Your words will fall off my back like water. Posted by: Lisa Pelletier at June 14, 2011 12:58 PM (0OOrQ) ------------------------------------------ Like when you go swimming, Orca?

291 259 That's a great point.  If ObamaCare winds up being declared unconstitutional after Obama wasted so much of Congress' time and effort on it, he is going to look like one of the biggest dickheads of all time.

You've actually managed to work in a caveat to the idea that he COULD be considered one of the biggest dickheads of all time.

Put down the Valu-Rite.

The fact that you have sent him here just goes to prove that you are the leading asshole in the country.

292 277--haha, thought so

293 My fellow Americans, The last couple of years have been tough on me and more importantly you. I really thought my plans and ideas would bring a great and good transformation to America. Sadly, I have learned through experience that most of these ideas are destructive to the very fiber of our country. They promote economic devastation, destruction of families especially minority families, retard our self-sufficiency, and poison our political discourse. I apologize. I've learned a tough lesson and unfortunately you have had to suffer the consequences. Please pass this on to our future generations forevermore: liberalism is a mental disorder. Please forgive me. Please fight President Biden every step of the way. I will silently cheerlead you from the sidelines. Allahu Akbar!

294 Can't you people just leave Curious alone?

295 That's not curious. Hash is wrong, and she's never sockpuppeted before. She's full of stupid, but this is more of the write-manifesto-on-the-cell-wall-with-my-own-feces variety, not curious' brand.

296 Nathan's or Sabrett ?

297 Every day, in every way, I'm getting lamer and lamer.

298
Seventy or so rounds of golf at say six hours each


That is 54 FULL TIME WORK DAYS of playing golf. 

Sorry for the crazy caps, but shit, that's two and a half months of work weeks down the shittewr by this asslick. 


"Tirelessly"

pfft.

Makes me wonder about the wisdom of ace banning discussions of the first draught animal.

299

Posted by: Lisa Pelletier at June 14, 2011 12:58 PM (0OOrQ)

I am afraid you are an idot.

300 Posted by: President Obama at June 14, 2011 01:36 PM (JKe0g)

I could use a good laugh and uttering the words President Joe Biden would definitely provide some comedic relief.

301

Might Lisa be from Santa Fe, New Mexico?

Does anyone else hear a sitar?

302 I appreciate opinions that differ than my own, and often seek them out in order to to challenge my own beliefs. Unfortunately, the majority of your arguemts are undeveloped and far- fetched

303


Can I just say that Captain Kelly Smith is drop-dead gorgeous.

Especially when contrasted with the other thing in the SFGate picture.

304 I appreciate opinions that differ than my own, and often seek them out in order to to challenge my own beliefs. Unfortunately, the majority of your arguemts are undeveloped and far- fetched

Both under-developed and far-fetched?

Yippee!

305 Uhh, I plan to get reelected just so I can bask in the praise, and then I'm jumping at the first opportunity to be Secretary-General of the UN in order to better bring about the demise of the Zionist Entity.

Allahu Akbar!
Barry

306 I appreciate opinions that differ than my own, and often seek them out in order to to challenge my own beliefs. Unfortunately, the majority of your arguemts are undeveloped and far- fetched

Watch the spelling and grammar, Lisa.  If you're going to act like a dumb bitch, at least do it with aplomb.

307

"Every night I get letters. We get about 40,000 pieces of mail at the White House every day. And I ask my team to select ten letters that is representative of what people are feeling out there. And I will tell you, these really are representative because about half of them call me an idiot," President Obama said at a fundraiser in Miami on Monday night.

 

I wonder what the other half call him? Cretin, doofus, twat, asshole, commie, douchebag

308 I appreciate opinions that differ than my own, and often seek them out in order to to challenge my own beliefs.

Opinions? Opinions!!!!???

PIE MAKE AWESOME! WOLF AM BAD! SUN MAKE GOOd!!! MOON AM PRITtY!!!!

309

JEF= Justified Egalitarian Friend

FIFY-asshats

 

310 Notice the changing hash. As Average Joe once said, "There are many IP addresses in my Father's house."

311

well, at least Lisa @ #119 got something right:

"I don't pretend to know or have the answers or any answers at all"

312 Not a known hash...of course it may just be someone on a different connection.

But by all means, continue the hunt.  It's a slow day and I'm booooooored...

313 303 I appreciate opinions that differ than my own, and often seek them out in order to to challenge my own beliefs. Unfortunately, the majority of your arguemts are undeveloped and far- fetched

Posted by: Lisa Pelletier at June 14, 2011 01:40 PM (e3cuZ)

ahhh but YOU LIE! You are one of those people who fashions themselves more sophisticated then the rest because rather than develop any affinity to what is true, you make it up as you go. Your own personal intellectual relativism. People like you really stand for nothing. You are tossed about as if by the waves of the sea to the whim of the day. Inconstant results and a strong sense of I AM when YOU ARE NOT.

314

And I ask my team to select ten letters that is representative of what people are feeling out there are pre-screened for ideological compatibility.

 

FIFY.

315

Oh and she also said his work effort is 'tireless'.

She's correct, but only because skids don't use tires.

316 311
As Average Joe once said, "There are many IP addresses in my Father's house."
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 14, 2011 01:45 PM (lbo6/)

"There also are many toilets in my Father's house and they are clogged and overflowing ... because they are of the EPA-mandated low-flush variety. Can anyone recommend a good plumber? Anyone?"

317

Can anyone recommend a good plumber? Anyone?"

Depends on where you live but I've heard of one named Joe.  Washington plumbers have been known to be undependable.

318 ...and there are other days when I feel one hour is enough. It's exhausting!

319 119:

Too long. What I did read is full of shit.

Try better. Maybe without the hipster's balls hitting you in the nose.

320 Half a term is more than enough.  Resign.

321 No term was more than enough.

322 If he had it to do all over again, he'd spend more time with his children. Or something.

Welcome to fucking life, putz.

323

“What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete."

There are still people who are not yet working for the government.

There is still private property out there.

The government does not yet control all means of production.

The Federal reserve does not yet control al means of credit.

The right of inheritance still exists at a low tax rate.

Taxes are not yet progressive enough.

The means of all communication and all transportation still needs to be put into government hands.

 

 

324

Obama said. “What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete.’

"I keep getting these disturbing reports that some Americans are still employed. Christ, will these people never give up?"

 

325 JEF is working tirelessly when compared to his past gigs.  Campaigning, spouting marxist tripe, and golfing is about all he has done in his life.  Thanks 52%.  Certainly hope the 52% have gotten their fill of marxism.  If this economy doesn't do it, nothing will.

326 #273 Well done.

327 After three years, Barack Obama and I finally agree on something.

328 119?

That ol' stupid burns, don't it?

329 See, you guys are ALL WRONG. America and the younger generation especially, needed Obama. They needed an object lesson in what liberal policies can do to a country's economy. It's been 30 years since Carter broke as much of the Country as possible... we've had it too good, too easy since then. We needed a third quarter ass kicking to get our game faces back on and finish out the game with W on the scoreboard! So you should be thanking O for reminding us EXACTLY why our ancestors kicked the shit out of the British in the revolution, each other during the ACW, and the Krauts 2x. Hell we haven't had a decent f*cking opponent since the Civil War!

330 311 As Average Joe once said, "There are many IP addresses in my Father's house."
__________

I thought that was Glenn Greenwald.

Unless... Could it be? Could Average Joe be Glenn Greenwald's houseboy?

331

“What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete.’

I won't rest until everyone is sucking of the government tit.

332

off, not of

Sock-puppetting Obumbles begets incompetence.

333 So, from creases in his pants to creases on his face, something more for RINO traitors to love about Obama. The common thread is "Father's Day", and how Obama is the regretful family man, who never had a real father and so is devastated that his work (golf game) takes time away from always being there for them. If it weren't for Joe Biden, one heartbeat from the Presidency, I'd tell Obama that he could get his wish and the country's wish right now and resign tutti suite.

334 One part of the economy that's booming in the Era of Hope and ChangeTM is anti-anxiety and anti-depressant drugs.

335 Spoken like two people who've never had a full time job in their pathetic lives.

How many f**king vacation days have these assholes logged... on our dime? How many rounds of golf? How many "important job-creating" trips have they gone on that didn't resemble anything important and produced no jobs? How much money has this jackass spent and produced NOTHING? How many more trips have we paid for so that these worthless pieces of crap can go charge imbeciles $1000 a plate or more to eat with them?

Hey, Jugears! Yeah, you with the affirmative action resume that has, by some inconceivable fashion, earned you the privilege of living off of my earnings for your entire life. Do you have any concept of how many people are out of work, losing everything they own, and can't feed their families while you are standing around bitching about having to sit through a briefing before you go golfing?

Why we haven't started storming the White House with pitchforks and torches, I have no idea.

336 A Republican with his economic record would have a 28% approval rating. This guy is getting major breaks from the media because he is a black leftist.

337 334 So, from creases in his pants to creases on his face, something more for RINO traitors to love about Obama. The common thread is "Father's Day", and how Obama is the regretful family man, who never had a real father and so is devastated that his work (golf game) takes time away from always being there for them.
If it weren't for Joe Biden, one heartbeat from the Presidency, I'd tell Obama that he could get his wish and the country's wish right now and resign tutti suite.

Posted by: eaglewingz08 at June 14, 2011 02:52 PM (ktkHk)

I saw this on the Liftime Movie Network once. ended in the guy pushing his wife off a cliff to a canyon below. You think she could use those arms as wings?

338 heh. me too. One term of you is plenty, thanks.

339 I'm waiting for JEF to paint the White House SEIU purple.

340 It's a good thing he's our President or the economy would be in the toilet. ...and we'd be at war all over the place...and those rascals on Wall Street would be robbing us blind.

341 So now the apple employees are making noise about unionizing.  Just when I thought that people realized that unions are not the answer.  I'm watching a discussion between rick santelli and some economist who just accused rick of having two trucks racing towards a cliff and thinking it was ok for the front of one of the trucks to dangle over the cliff.  Lately I have been hearing this kind of talk.  I mean even bill said to rick "but rick is now the time to do this?"  The picture of the draconian republicans with their cuts, not with the program, almost being labeled "terra ists" is really starting to emerge. 

342

 

Sounds like he has seen the real numbers and knows the economy in 2012 is going to be far more of a train wreck than it is now.Thats the only reason I could imagine a sitting president making a statement like this

343

“What keeps me going is a belief that the work that we started in 2009 is not yet complete.’

Still have to make those utility bills SKYROCKET!!!!

344

 

Or maybe Micelle just thinks the White House makes her ass look fat

345

 >>She described his worth ethic as “tireless,” according to pool reports.

That's copied and pasted from Politico's report on FLOTUS' flotsam of a speech.
I'm not kidding, Freudian on somebody's part.

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Things seem to be getting worth and worth all the time

346 Look at it this way: if Barky did NOT golf so much, we would be in the bread lines, or hiding from the Dept. of Ed SWAT team at our door.

347

If only he'd announce an intent to drop out at the end of the one term.  If only.

348

I hope by next year he looks like a shar-pei. I blame any wrinkles and grey hair I may or may not have on his tireless work as well. Preening Peeswhank.

Hope and Fail.

349

“I’m sure there are days where I say that one term is enough,’’

It isn't as though he will fade into the woodwork if there's no second term.  I sometimes wonder if he will be more dangerous/do even more damage after he's done with finished defiling the presidency.

350

@348 If only he'd announce an intent to drop out dead at the end of the one term.  If only.

FIFY

351 Nahhhh..... a dollar might still be worth more than the paper it's printed on after just one term. He'll need at least one more year to really finish it off

352 The only things bho seems to be working hard at are:

partying
vacationing
making par
destroying America
destroying Israel

Shit! That's a full plate!  No wonder tha brother be stressin!
 

353 Yet again I find myself agreeing with ObowMao.

WTF?