1 Amen.

There are many parts of that press conference that a competent GOP opponent can hang around his neck.

It was a disgrace.

2

How about the part where President Pull-ups asserted how hard he'd been working on the deficit because he met with all the caucuses "for an hour to an hour and a half each."

So... four caucuses--two for each house of Congress X 1.5 hours = 6 hours.

Not even a full work day.

And President Pull-ups thinks he's done all the work he needs to do on the deficit.

Think about that.

6 hours. Whew! Hard at work. Hard at work.

Has there ever been a lazier, more useless, do-nothing piece of shit leading any country EVER?

3

6 hours he spent on that deficit.

Now it's someone else's turn.

4 He wants me to hate the oil companies that cost me about $200/month, but love the governmment costs me about 40% of each paycheck

5 If Hoover could patent his level of suck, their stock would multiply overnight!!!

6

The way that man gripes about how hard it is to be president, you'd think he'd choose not to run for re-election. He'll be fabulously wealthy when he quits the presidenting and gets around to golfing full time with limited teleprompter-fueled speeches to his adoring fans.

/please please please choose not to run for re-election.

7 And finally...standing up for the constitutional role of Congress in matters of war and peace is a "cause célèbre". This is how the President of the United States views the constitutional responsibilities of a co-equal branch of government.
_________

Well, it's not like he's sworn to uphold the constitution or anything...

8 Dos Equas beer has a commercial, the most interesting man in the world, stay thirsty my friend.

Obama, the most egotistical man in the world, fuck you if you question me.

9 It's election time for Barry Obama.

And he knows the media won't call him out, and just report all his arrogant defiance as a righteous crusade against the eeeeeevil Republicans.

10

No question about that Sweede.

Obvious that he went to private schools all the way through.

Where I went, with his attitude, he'd a been wearing an atomic wedgie and bloody nose every day

11 I hate it when he tries to tell passive-aggressive jokes like he did with the guys in Congress not being in town all the time.  The man cannot tell a joke.  The media laughed, but really it was just to get him to shut up because if he thinks he has to joke about something, he'll go on and on and on and on until somebody laughs.

12 Those that are going to vote for this charlatan, have already made their "minds" up - and damn the facts which prove him unelectable.

13 WeÂ’ve got to get this done. And if by the end of this week, we have not seen substantial progress, then I think members of Congress need to understand we are going to start having to cancel things and stay here until we get it done.

Look... if my 57 year old daughters can somehow get their homework done the day before it is due, the least you could do is make sure your kids' future is pissed away in debt to the Chinese by next week.

14 When his daughters, however old they are, Barry doesn't know, have a disagreement, that's a fuss.  When you are spending billions of dollars on an undefined military mission in a foreign country without Congressional approval, you are a little beyond the "fuss" stage.

15 I can't believe that Alcoa had $90 million to invest in plant and equipment after four years of Democrat Congresses.  Someone in the IRS is going to get a stern talking-to.

16 This is our President, really America, really?

17 Hey, don't forget all the hard hard work, all that time and effort he put into his NCAA FUCKING BRACKET

18 Remember when Barry was in the Senate and kept his nose to the grindstone and stayed through every Congressional break because he felt his commitment to his current job was more important than seeking even higher office?

Yeah, me neither.

19 Don't we get a link to Paul McCartney's 'Jet' again?

20 I'd hate this guy even more if I didn't also have considerable disdain for the Congressional Leadership as well.

21 Don't we get a link to Paul McCartney's 'Jet' again? Posted by: Cicerokid at June 29, 2011 11:18 PM

We can work it out.

22

First...who is defending Gadaffi? No one.

Hold on there, let's not jump to con-CLUU-sions there.

23

I loved it!

suck it wingnuts!

24

There are many parts of that press conference that a competent GOP opponent can hang around his neck.

Er, no.  We must respect our president.

25 Let's just kill all the rich people.  Hell, it worked for Stalin.

26 I  know all this manure from Alynskiite is unpleasant now but on the possibly soon bright-side can you foresee the fertile ground it is going to make in the future?

If the next Republican president can manage

*8% unemployment
*1 trillion dollars per year deficits
*2.99$ or less  gas
*5% per year insurance hikes
*less then 5 million per year new illegals
*starts wars with congressional approval
*golfs only 50 times a year
*Wife travels with only 300k $ entourage
etc...

He/She will have been superior to Obama(s) in every major way,  the left will still foam and scream, but the American people will remember how bad it was for decades like they did with Carter.  That is a pretty low bar that I literally think Puxsatawney Phil from Groundhog Day if elected could manage merely by staying in his hole, being single, not signing any new legislation, and not starting any new wars.

27

It's Big Brother against Emmanuel Goldstein.

First, Emmanuel Goldstein was Bush. Sure, Bush doesn't look Jewish, but those Texas carpet-baggers like the Bushes are tricky. Very Tricky.

Then it was the Banks. Notice how some of the Clever People call them "Banksters", like gangsters?  Pretty clever. And to top it off, some of the "banksters" probably WERE Jewish, so there you go, they were like Emmanuel Goldstein.

Then a new hope, er, bad guy appeared, it was BP! They were sorta British, sorta not-Americans (sorta like Barack Obama, huh?), and the various executives got to take turns being Emmanuel Goldstein.  Fun times, remember that?

And then Recovery Summer, so romantic, like "Splendor in the Grass" - okay, kind of an old fogey reference there. And there was sorta a hiatus with Emmanuel Goldstein-stuff. No not really.  There were always new enemas, er enemies for Barack to tilt against.  And there was always the nefarious Sarah!, not a Jewish Princess, but a good stand in for Emmanuel Goldstein, in a pinch.

And on, and on. John Boehner as Emmanuel Goldstein. Eric Cantor (well, he IS a Jew!),  Rick Walker (not a Jew- A Nazi!), and now and then, Moammar Ghadafi (whatever!), evil mass murderer of the 21st century (not to be confused with Saddam Hussein, who was a real mass murderer and a total psychopath- but I digress).

And now, after all, Emmnaul Goldstein is you and me- we haven't stepped up to save America.  Curse us all for being unworthy of Barack Obama. How Democratic, how fair and just. How post-modern!

Truth is lies

Ignorance is strength

And we have always been at war with Lybia (well sorta- that's sorta true, actually).  Why can't we pick on Iran, though?  I mean they're gonna have nukes soon, and probably start a big war. Why?

28 53% of the electorate voted for this fuckwad clownfish. He still has 47% approval. It's the democracy, stupid. Welcome to Idiocracy. Or is it the fall of Rome II and Dark Ages II?

Every time I hear this man talk, I want to rip my own eyeballs out of their sockets. He is so stupid, vapid, divisive, did I say stupid? And he doesn't. Shut. Up. For the love of all that is holy, please shut him the fuck up.

29 Let's just rememember the level of suck we have in the WH right now the next time we start tearing ourselves apart during the primaries. Goal numero Uno has got to be getting this feckless fuckweasel out of office. ABO (anybody but Obama) or ABB (Anybody but Barry)

30 Obozo - please love him like we do.

31 Let's just kill all the rich people.  Hell, it worked for Stalin. Posted by: Cicero at June 29, 2011 11:23 PM

Kulaks for Obama!

^Huh?

32 We have engaged in a limited operation to help a lot of people against one of the worst tyrants in the world -- somebody who nobody should want to defend -- and we should be sending a unified message to this guy that he should step down and give his people a fair chance to live their lives without fear. And this suddenly becomes the cause célèbre for some folks in Congress? Come on.

COME ON!

33 When will the media start to become more concerned about the bottom line than with protecting "one of their own"? I think that time is coming soon. Execs can't ignore the ratings forever... Question: any of you think he'll change? Is there anything he can do, at all, to let you vote for him? Jut curious...

34 Look a good American Black family like "Barry and the Jets" is entitled to two personal jets so that the Man and Woman (don't want to be sexist do you?) can fly around the world bad mouthing Israel and calling Americans fat.  Otherwise people would have to turn on the TV or read the comment section of any website to hear lefties expounding on such profound doctrines from the Religion of tolerance.

35 Obama reminds me of the "That's a kill!" guy from Clear and Present Danger. Pencil-dick whose only involvement in the operation is watching a monitor.

36 My last comment went somewhere, I will try this again. Obama blames the congress for shit that passed and he signed by the way. So he is really blaming the dems who had the house and senate, but none of the reporters called him on this. The republicans had no chance at stopping anything until recently. I hate the media.

37 What if we said "OK, democrats, we'll agree to everything you want?  Let's see how things turn out and you'll own it then.

I personally think the current deficit is beyond any reasonable chance of it ever being paid off.  So it's not like we can "save" anything.  It's all going to collapse anyway.  Right now, it seems even if we win we lose.  The Repubs are always blamed for the obamaconomy.  

This thing is going further in the ditch anyway.  Let the Dems own it.  Otherwise, the new Repub President, no matter how competent,  drinks from the same poisoned chalice and gets all the blame.

38 Posted by: Jose at June 29, 2011 11:35 PM (WTNJJ)

Hah, beat me to it. More.

39

Did anyone catch the post on the sidebar?  The Dept of Homeland Security now classifies Israel as a country that has been "shown to promote, produce or protect terrorist organizations or theri members."  Israelis are to be singled out for secondary screening, just like Pakistanis, Saudis, and Yemenis.  http://tinyurl.com/6dk2shb (PDF).

 

Not sure what this means, but I can certainly see it as a little payback for Netanyahu's refusal to kiss the Obozo's ring.  OTOH, the West Bank and Gaza are technically part of Israel, so there may be an innocent explanation.  I'd like the hear Incompetano's explanation though.

40 If he

*signed a massive American energy development/conservation bill
*Fired Biden-Holder-that Iranian troll Jarret from the WH
*Divorced Michelle
*revoked Obamacare

Then went into a deep coma, I would vote for him for another 4 years.

41 Jose & Waterhouse - yes, yes, yes. It can't be any worse.
Knock them off their game.

42 Ummm hey Baracky *I* did not attend a UN function with Gaddafi that was you. And you can cut the Woodrow Wilson act that criticizing your war is seditious you wannabe dictator. Dictators have to be way more on the ball than you've ever managed in your worthless existence.

43 Drew, what you said.  That.  Exactly.  Also Shiggz @ 47.  Srsly, what the fuck? 

44 Did anyone catch the post on the sidebar? The Dept of Homeland Security now classifies Israel as a country that has been "shown to promote, produce or protect terrorist organizations or theri members." Israelis are to be singled out for secondary screening, just like Pakistanis, Saudis, and Yemenis. http://tinyurl.com/6dk2shb (PDF). Not sure what this means, but I can certainly see it as a little payback for Netanyahu's refusal to kiss the Obozo's ring. OTOH, the West Bank and Gaza are technically part of Israel, so there may be an innocent explanation. I'd like the hear Incompetano's explanation though. Posted by: Cicero at June 29, 2011 11:41 PM (Txl/u) It honestly makes me a bit frightened to be an American. God hasn't always dealt kindly with nations who hate His people.

45 Forget the ideology and the incompetence; this guy's just an arrogant prick.

46 God hasn't always dealt kindly with nations who hate His people. Posted by: Fake Ace at June 29, 2011 11:55 PM (lT0LC) ___ Can't use that word - God - at Houston National Cemetery by edict of its director, an Obama appointee. I don't recognize my country any more.

47 "IÂ’ve been doing Afghanistan and bin Laden and the Greek crisis." .... I would just say something really, really hatefull, so instead I will just BOOOOO!! BOOOOO!! HIISSSSS!! BOOOO!!

48 Can't use that word - God - at Houston National Cemetery by edict of its director, an Obama appointee. I don't recognize my country any more.

Don't despair, USA. 

God said to Abraham, kill me a son.  Abe said, God, you must be puttin' me on.  God said, no.  Abe said, what?  God said, you can do what you want to, son, but the next time you see me, you better run.

49 "They're in one week, they're out one week. And then they're saying, Obama has got to step in. You need to be here. IÂ’ve been here. IÂ’ve been doing Afghanistan and bin Laden and the Greek crisis. You stay here. LetÂ’s get it done." Great, more of the whiny, I work sooo hard crap. More blaming everybody but himself crap. More blaming the evil rich corporate fatcats crap. This press conference was so ridiculous that it could have passed for an SNL skit. If Jon Stewart, Letterman, et al, don't start mocking him on this crap, then they need to just come out and admit that they are Obama's bitches.

50 42 What if we said "OK, democrats, we'll agree to everything you want?  Let's see how things turn out and you'll own it then.

I personally think the current deficit is beyond any reasonable chance of it ever being paid off.  So it's not like we can "save" anything.  It's all going to collapse anyway.  Right now, it seems even if we win we lose.  The Repubs are always blamed for the obamaconomy.  

This thing is going further in the ditch anyway.  Let the Dems own it.  Otherwise, the new Repub President, no matter how competent,  drinks from the same poisoned chalice and gets all the blame.

Posted by: tommygun at June 29, 2011 11:39 PM (T2ydq)
Unfortunately, that's essentially what has happened over the last four years, and -- well, remember this old chestnut?

Newt Gingrich: In 1984, when Dole suggested that a tax increase could be necessary to reduce the deficit, Gingrich called Dole "the tax collector for the welfare state." [WP, 11/19/84]

The clear strategy of the Dems is to run up the US MasterCard to the max, up the limit and run it up again, then run it up some more.....until a Republican is elected. Then start whining for that poor schmuck to pay off the balance. The longer that that it goes on, the worse the outcome -- and if we up the limit any more, we're a nation of idiots (unless we intentionally default immediately afterward).

51 Sorry, that should have been "the next time you see me comin', you better run."  H/T  Bobby Z out of Hibbing.

52

These four years are going so slowly it's like time is going backwards.  Which tracks since we are regressing into feudal times moreso everyday. 

53 You can point out all the big stuff, but you know what gets the soccer moms to turn on him?

He got his own daughter's age wrong.  I think we're really underestimating how that will get under the skin of some people.

54 Did he really get his own daughter's age wrong? Fuck.

55 and we should be sending a unified message to this guy that he should step down Please tell us what that 'unified message' is going to be. Will it be available on iTunes?

56 Okay, the press conference could have been worse. He could have bitched about the repubs standing above the ditch drinking slurpees while he pushed the damn car. You know that person you've worked with who, instead of just doing his job and solving problems, is always talking about how someone else created the problem. Is always making excuses. That person that is always looking for someone else to blame. That person that everyone despises. Well, that person should run for president, because he'd be a big improvement over this dick.

57 What killed me about his televised bitch conference was how he kept trying to pass off lame & hypocritical Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz-style jokes - as if the White House is the proper place for such arrogant faux-cynicism - and the whole while the DC press corpse is snickering at all of his unfunniness, like a bunch of pathetic infatuated 9th-graders.  With such a cheerleading and sychophantic press, it's amazing our country has survived as long as it has.

The rational side of me knows that any remotely plausible Republican candidate will mop the floor with this jackass come 2012.  But then the irrational side of me remembers that the Republican Party establishment thrives on nominating the most implausible candidate.

If we fail to take the GOP from the ground up, and primary every last one of the go along, get along gold diggers, I fear our country is lost.  At that point, people who are still active politically will be arguing over limiting cost of living increases for Social Justice Security recipients, in order to keep the necessary tax increases at a minimum.  And the establishment GOP will just be proud of themselves for keeping the top rate under 50%, classical liberal heroes that they are.

58 Budget? Unemployment? Four wars?

Guess his leadership wasn't as leadership-y as he thought.

59 63 What killed me about his televised bitch conference was how he kept trying to pass off lame & hypocritical Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz-style jokes - as if the White House is the proper place for such arrogant faux-cynicism - and the whole while the DC press corpse is snickering at all of his unfunniness, like a bunch of pathetic infatuated 9th-graders.  With such a cheerleading and sychophantic press, it's amazing our country has survived as long as it has.

But it was so pathetic.  He couldn't tell the jokes right and kept waiting and waiting for a laugh, saying the same stupid things over and over again.

Then they laughed because they knew that was the only way to get him to shut up and move on.

60 nerdygirl shoots and scores a three

61 When Bush was in office I often wondered how liberals could get so pissed at the President. Lesson learned. That's about as far as I go nowadays in empathizing with liberals.

62 At Weasel Zippers.  It's also at Politico (where the quoted text is from) and WaPo so it's not just the righty blogs but I would rather link WZ. They also have the video.  Not only that, but he bitched to GMA about her becoming a teenager a few days before.

President Obama, who has expressed his fears about his daughter Malia becoming a teenager next month, is apparently dreading her birthday so much that for a brief moment on Wednesday, he thought she had already turned 13.

At a press conference at the White House, Obama suggested that his daughters, who “generally finish their homework a day ahead of time,” could serve as role models for members of Congress.

“Malia’s 13, Sasha’s 10,” the president said, even though 12-year-old Malia still has a few days to go until her July 4 birthday. “It is impressive. They don’t wait until the night before. They’re not pulling all-nighters. They’re 13 and 10.”

In a recent interview on “Good Morning America,” Obama expressed his anxieties about Malia’s upcoming birthday. “I’m not anticipating complete mayhem for the next four or five years, but I understand teenage-hood is complicated,” Obama said.

“I should also point out that I have men with guns that surround them often, and a great incentive for running for reelection is that it means they never get in the car with a boy who had a beer, and that’s a pretty good thing,” he added.

And the beer and car thing is just creepy.  "Re-elect me so you can pay for the Secret Service to raise my children."

63 Sorry about the formatting.  I blame Pixy.  The first and last 'graphs are mine.  The middle is WZ quoting Politico who, of course, tried to softpedal it.

64 "Did anyone catch the post on the sidebar? The Dept of Homeland Security now classifies Israel as a country that has been "shown to promote, produce or protect terrorist organizations or theri members." Israelis are to be singled out for secondary screening, just like Pakistanis, Saudis, and Yemenis. http://tinyurl.com/6dk2shb (PDF)." Screw the Dept of Homeland Security. Those of us who aren't living in a political correctness fairytale, know that Joos aren't going to highjack a plane and fly it into a NY skyscraper. Then again, these are the people who think it makes sense to check the diaper of a a 95 year old leukemia victim in a wheelchair.

65 July 4th?... July 4th?... *taps index finger against _^purple lips*

Anything important that day??? Meh, can't think of anything. Looks like 18 holes it is!

66 You know who would make a great Navy SEAL?

ME!

67 Screw the Dept of Homeland Security. Those of us who aren't living in a political correctness fairytale, know that Joos aren't going to highjack a plane and fly it into a NY skyscraper. Then again, these are the people who think it makes sense to check the diaper of a a 95 year old leukemia victim in a wheelchair.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 30, 2011 12:27 AM (R/hMr)

Thanks, agree!

68 "Today, our administration is trying to take those steps, so we're reviewing government regulations so that we can fix any rules in place that are an unnecessary burden on businesses. WeÂ’re working with the private sector to get small businesses and start-ups the financing they need to grow and expand. And because of the partnership that weÂ’ve launched with businesses and community colleges, 500,000 workers will be able to receive the right skills and training for manufacturing jobs in companies all across America -- jobs that companies are looking to fill." He then goes on to list a few things that Congress is working on. Now, those things he listed sound good, but really there was nothing spectacular. The fact is, he is out of ideas to help the economy.

69 The fairness doctrine and the fcc will have to shut down the internet and talk radio. Tell me I am lying, this guy called going to war in libya, and the congress who disagreed with him politics, sheesh. New Czars and orther fun stuff coming our way.

70 "The fact is, he is out of ideas to help the economy." The problem is not a lack of ideas to help the economy. The problem is that his reckless application of his collectivist power-hungry ideology is grinding the economy into dust. It's not a case of make it better. It's a case of getting his fucking boot off our throats. Fucking tyrant.

71 74 "Today, our administration is trying to take those steps, so we're reviewing government regulations so that we can fix any rules in place that are an unnecessary burden on businesses. WeÂ’re working with the private sector to get small businesses and start-ups the financing they need to grow and expand. And because of the partnership that weÂ’ve launched with businesses and community colleges, 500,000 workers will be able to receive the right skills and training for manufacturing jobs in companies all across America -- jobs that companies are looking to fill."
He then goes on to list a few things that Congress is working on. Now, those things he listed sound good, but really there was nothing spectacular. The fact is, he is out of ideas to help the economy. Posted by: Joffen at June 30, 2011 12:34 AM

He can list them all he wants but his own czars are working OT to pile on more regulations and shut down any business that can't even afford to do the compliance paperwork.

Jobs those companies are looking to fill? Does this guy ever read the manufacturing reports from the Fed districts?

72 Today, our administration is trying to take those steps, so we're reviewing government regulations so that we can fix any rules in place that are an unnecessary burden on businesses.

Yup, reviewing those regs line by line. Just like we did the with the budget to find all that money to save.

Hey... stop laughing!!!

73 What if we said "OK, democrats, we'll agree to everything you want?  Let's see how things turn out and you'll own it then. Posted by: tommygun

It would be ridiculous but interesting to put a grand wager to the Left; give us 5 states free from Federal and leftist intervention. If at the end of 5 years those five states have lower unemployment, a higher number of startups, higher ROI per company, and lower crime rates than the averages of the other states, you will agree to not field presidential candidates for 2 cycles. Numbers determined by an accounting firm picked at random, of course.

If those numbers are worse than the average of the other states, we on the Right promise not to field any candidates for any office for 8 years or some other penalty.

I doubt you would ever find a group on the Left to agree to such a wager for an obvious reason.

74 I'm speechless. You fucking Americans, you people who voted for President Temper Tantrum and who will vote for her again? You got the depression and economy you deserve. You will get it squared next year if you vote for this fraud again.

75 I love how he says, "there's been a lot of noise about process..." when asked about Libya. Yes, that's all that is...noise. Douche.

76 "I love how he says, "there's been a lot of noise about process..." when asked about Libya. Yes, that's all that is...noise. Douche." It's noise when you oppose one of ours. It's patriotism when you oppose a Rethuglican.

77 Oh, you know if anything happens to Qaddafi, he will take full and absolute credit for every decision made. Fucking count on it.

78 "there's been a lot of noise about process..." That nettlesome little noise we like to call the Constitution. Perhaps you'll learn of it one day.

79 weft cut-loop at June 30, 2011 12:40 AM-

I was thinking about a wager (an agreement, really) of sorts to make with the race hustlers who attribute lower scores for blacks on standardized tests with racism: have a new test made (ACT, LSAT, MCAT, firefighters, whatever), and before it is administered to a single person, give it to these race hustlers.  Apparently, they can spot racism hiding under a rock two miles away...so let them examine the test before it is administered to ferret out the racism.  In exchange, if the results still show minorities lagging, they can no longer blame the results on a 'racist' test.  They will have nobody to harass, blame or extract privileges from.  Think they'll agree to that?

80

This was just a taste of what President Wonderful had to say today. It was his usual mix of arrogant, misleading and petulant. He can't get tossed out of the office soon enough.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

81 Oh, you know if anything happens to Qaddafi, he will take full and absolute credit for every decision made. Fucking count on it.

After he got Osama, I like to call him RamBO.

82 Individual creates sarcastic Twitter account in response to Obama's remark about jet owners: RichJetOwner

83

Twenty years is too long to wait for the historians' castigation of this sham of a President - it will come within ten - along with a well-deserved obituary for the legacy media.  This speech - another sad, shabby pile of excuses, straw men, red herrings and outright lies - is just another example of how the alleged rhetorical "genius" of Obama was sold (and bought, for that matter) by the Useful Idiot Estate.

I'd say history is repeating itself with Obama vis a vis Caesar, except for the fact that JC with all of his flaws was exponentially more competent than our present duplicitous ass-clown-in-chief.  Four more years of this utterly ineffectual and clueless dipshit might be all it takes to end the American Experiment prematurely - and with a whimper, not a bang.

84 The election of B. Hussein Obama not only marked the terminal death throes of the Nation Below Canada, it proved 52% of voters literally suffer from Stockholm Syndrome. Barry is and always was who she appeared to be: a psychotic con artist. The tragedy is that so many willingly swallowed her lies, and praised her for her psychosis.

85 79 Weft - thank you for giving me a happy thought exercise to cleanse my angry mind.  Of course this couldn't happen, but we all know what the result would be if it did.  And that may give me a couple of pleasant dreams this evening.

86

Fap fap fap fap *squirt*

87 He had to say something about those evil corporate jets...

because he couldn't mention limousines !

73% increase in federally owned limousines under Obama

88 "73% increase in federally owned limousines under Obama" Good, solid blue collar jobs for the drivers. They should unionize. *retch*

89 Look, it's real simple, you simpletons.

We need to eliminate the tax credits for corporate jet owners, those who ride in expensive limousines, those expensive ..... ummmm..... expensive business meals, expensive member... uuhhhhhh.... memberships in expensive golf clubs......

Okay, who's been fucking around with  TOTUS??

90 Rick Perry once parted the Gulf of Mexico, not because God told him to but because it was simply in his way.

91 Of course this couldn't happen, but we all know what the result would be if it did.  And that may give me a couple of pleasant dreams this evening. Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame

Yes, some mental exercise as a bit of diversion can help to keep healthy outlook on things. Darkest at dawn, and all those proverbs.

92 94 He had to say something about those evil corporate jets...

because he couldn't mention limousines !

73% increase in federally owned limousines under Obama

Posted by: Storm at June 30, 2011 01:09 AM (AZFgs)

Damn if this aint third world countries.

93 "but I understand teenage-hood is complicated,” Obama said. ---- Apparently it so complicated you never left it, darling.

94 Default - shut it the fuck down. The Republicans need to shoot Obummer the finger and tell him to go blow himself. And they need to say - see you Nov. 6 2012 bitch.

95 As Hillary Clinton so passionately stated, "I don't feel no ways tired. I come too far from where I started from. Nobody told me that the road would be easy. I don't believe He brought me this far......"

96

101 Orwell - Indeed, and his supporters as well. 

President Desert-Before-Dinner has presided over a national kegger for the last 3 years.  Time for the parents to get back from vacation. 

 Obama - make sure the puke-stains are cleaned off the lawn before Dad gets home.  And get rid of those bags of cans or Mom's gonna shit.

97 Can't wait until Rick Perry at his inaugration says to Obummer - See Ya Later MO FO

98

Posted by: Cicero at June 29, 2011 11:41 PM (Txl/u)

Obama- helping the UN undermine Israel at every step.

99 84 Oh, you know if anything happens to Qaddafi, he will take full and absolute credit for every decision made. Fucking count on it. Posted by: Joffen at June 30, 2011 12:48 AM

Jugears still wants the Lombardi Trophy in his office because he watched the Super Bowl

100 I was going to go into work tomorrow for a big meeting, but I've decided to send Joe Biden in my place.

101 Just read an article about the corporate jet tax break in question. They get depreciated (written off) two years faster than commercial jets -- five years instead of seven.

In other words, after seven years both corporate and commercial jets are fully written off, but after five years the corporate jet has been fully written off and the commercial jet is still booking depreciation. The total amount of both planes will be fully written off, it's just a question of when.

This isn't even a tax break, it's a timing issue. And Preznit Dipshit mentioned it six times.

102 brb, aunt zeituni needs someone to not pull some strings to get her a lifetime of public assistance.

103 It was his usual mix of arrogant, misleading and petulant.

In a nutshell, what everyone saw was an asshole being an asshole.

104 "Jugears still wants the Lombardi Trophy in his office because he watched the Super Bowl" Well, that means he's surely earned it, no?

105 President Affirmative Action... the first princess in the White House.

106

President Obama is:

 Affirmative Action Jackson

107 Jugears still wants the Lombardi Trophy in his office because he watched the Super Bowl

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

we have a winner!!!

108 Jugears still wants the Lombardi Trophy in his office because he watched the Super Bowl

That's a Peace Prize!

109 I hear, through very back channels, that Barry is insanely jealous of Kate Middleton's hairdresser.

110

I hear, through very back channels, that Barry is insanely jealous of Kate Middleton's hairdresser.

 

That Salt and Peppa Fro Has Got To Go!

111 He's really gone gray, tryin' to make the rich pay.

112 Wholesale gasoline went up $.12 today. Heating oil up $.0945 Will he be taking credit for that?

113 I am glad someone else finally noticed that Obama can't go five paragraphs without contradicting himself. If there is one defining characteristic of one of his speeches then that is it.  Chastise people for buying jets then praise a company for making materials for them.  Brag about how hard he is working by lauding himself for putting someone else in charge of the biggest problem facing the country.   It is as if each paragraph is its own entity and does not acknowledge the existence of any other portions of the speech.

It is madness writ large.

114
I missed the press conference, but the more I read about it on the internets the more I'm convinced he's headed for a Malaise speech. (In a world with an adversarial press, this could have been it.) Something that makes the independents puke.

115 It looks like his handlers have taken what they wanted from the spendulus smash-and-grab. Or maybe Soros knows we're past the tipping point and the dollar is going to be wrecked no matter what anyone does. What better way to pull the pin on the grenade than to release Princess Barry from his marionette strings and let him be himself in front of the watching world?

116 "the more I'm convinced he's headed for a Malaise speech." This is no longer possible. The MBM will not permit a "malaise" speech. Every gloss and comment on Barry's drool cups (speeches) will be strictly panegyrics. The republic is dead, long dead, and media elites will peddle fairy tales and fantasy even if unemployment hits 25%. Or, if a devil (a Republican) enters office, horror tales. Either way the MBM news will be less factual than Grimm' fairy tales.

117 Wow, sentient spam, don't quit your day job just yet.

118


I've got to think (hope) that Barky's whine and bitch fest is going to go over like a lead balloon.  People don't like whiny, petulant fuckers, and every time he lets his public persona slip into this jerkoff pose, he's gotta be taking a hit in the polls. 

C'mon, the suck-up late night guys even crack wise about his golf game.  No one can possibly believe he's working hard for more than 4 hours on any given day.

119

Your post is now on video or at least most of it. GMTA

The Obama Press Conference Unplugged - You Tube

http://tinyurl.com/3hfolf2

120 Thank you for your sharing! I constantly needed to write on my blog something like that.

121 4 He wants me to hate the oil companies that cost me about $200/month, but love the governmment costs me about 40% of each paycheck Also a lot of that $200 goes to the Gov't as well in gas tax.

122 Why are the WNBA champions only getting around to the White House visit now? They won their title last September and this year's season just started less than a month ago.

123 This cockamamie holster is going to blow. As a bully, he is all show and no go, he can be pushed until broken. Do it!

124 Well at least my post is not all covered in grease this time.

125

But THIS I EVVVAA like....

"If you voted for Obama in 2008 to prove you were not a racist," "You will have to find someone else to vote for in 2012 to prove you are not a FUCKING IDIOT!!"

 

Love this much!!!

126 Idiots! Turn the conversation to me, MBM. I'm right here and always relevant.

127 I wonder what the collaspe of someone with a npd would clinically look like? We have this, the stories about him going with his gut - ignoring the military on A-stan and his lawyers on Libya, his pressers with Bibi, etc. What a mess it would be activating the sucession rules during a breakdown.

128 I know another company that invested millions in expanded production and hired thousands of workers. They were set to come out the recession stronger than when it started. A huge success. Except the NRLB stepped in.

129 132 Why are the WNBA champions only getting around to the White House visit now? They won their title last September and this year's season just started less than a month ago.

Posted by: Dan K. at June 30, 2011 04:31 AM (BFm2s)

Why would you know that?

130 This is what happens when Bill Clinton isn't available to take over so he won't miss the Wookie for dinner.

131 My guess?  Show that presser video to a few thousand voters and ask them how they feel about moving forward with this guy.

I'll bet he'll still get 52 percent.

We are conditioned now to an economy of practically no growth, and high unemployment.  Conditioned.  Most think it is it for the long haul.

Furthermore, although not yet like the Greeks, we love our entitlements too much to give them up.

He will win reelection, because the slamming of the Rs will work for him.

132 The Great (half) White Dope.

133 Wow, did this guy really use the words "cause celebre" in a sentence, and not mean it ironically? And then use the phrase "come on" as his argument? About as cogent as a college sophomore, and this guy is President of the United States.....

134 What exactly is the case again that this guy isn't a Marxist?

135 Sounds like a great company to invest in, making wings for cars!

Most.Articulate.Pres-ent.Ever.

136 The most disengaged President in our history wants...Congress to get off its collective duff? He's kidding- right?

First, Obama is golfing, gratuitously. Honestly, he plays more than Tiger Woods.

Next, he's flying off to fundraisers, for his attempt at reelection. Which really means he is building a war-chest to attack the eventual Republican nominee, because he can't run on accomplishments. He has none. Or at least none he wants to talk about because they are all negatives.

Obama has no frackin clue who is fighting against Gaddafi. Because if he did, he would realize they are the same people we are flaming in A-stan and Iraq. So he builds another strawman- well everybody wants to kill the murderous Gaddafi- right? I mean who doesn't want to kill him; show of hands? Maybe if I use ghetto speak he will get it; yo bitch, you ain't no fuckin king. This ain't yo hood dog. It's the peeps, who are represented by Congress. You can't just do what you want.

The sooner he is gone, the better off our country will be.

137

"The aviation industry, which is cutting jobs as it suffers from declining shipments and canceled orders, hopes the tax break in the economic-stimulus bill [Included to bring back their corprate donors]just signed by President Barack Obama will persuade more companies to buy planes and snap a slump in general aviation that began last year."

A slump continued because of the class warfare rhetoric of Obama and the Democrats.

Democrats - bad - high paying aircraft manufacturing jobs, good - low paying electric windmill jobs.  

 

138

I just want ONE GOP candidate who will enrage this whining Preening Peeswhank into a screaming hissy fit in the next few months. A reporter in a press conference would also work for me. I want this unstable loon, who is unfit for the office of trash collection; to have an atomic melt-down, complete with stuttering "uh's," bugging eyes, tourette's tics, and with the presidential shield falling off the podium simulaniously. This would make me very, very happy. My dream also consists of him doing a face-plant down the stairs of Air Force Won in full limp-wrist...

Sadly, his adoring masses will still vote for this JEF, either from his hypnotizing 's' sounds and cadence, because of his skin color, or because they are beyond stupid and not paying attention (which makes up the majority of those who vote for the Democrats). Oh, and because the GOP cannot find anyone with cojones to take this fool down, yet...I have eternal optimism mixed in with angst.

139 Stalin worked harder and longer hours on the purge lists than Obama has ever worked on anythng in his entire life.

140

This is all part of the Obama reelection plan. The electorate has such a short memory that Obama does not want the economy and the employment situation to improve until the second quarter of 2012.

What better way to slow things down than by rasing the specter of taxation on the purchase of capital equipment. Just think of all the lost manufacturing jobs (Not to mention all the jobs linked to the supply and administrative chain).

141

I'm really mad at the people who voted for this dick more than actually hating the dick itself....( thanx m.halperin)

how is it possible dick still has support?

how can anyone believe this dick?

dick really needs to go

 

142 This is angering. only 6 hours? It goes to show how much he cares about creating jobs and reducing the national debt. The coward...

143 153

I'm right there with you on that. I vividly remember every coworker or acquaintance who boasted about "being a part of history", said "it's about time we had a black president", "I can't wait to see the rednecks' faces when we elect Obama", "I HATE BUSH and will vote for Opposite Bush"....

Thanks a pantload, fuckers.

144

he is such a  liar and a hypocrite---everything he saids is a projection of himself

everything he accuses his opponents are what HE IS GUILTY OF...

how can anyone still believe him----- and STILL support him!!

there really is nothing redeeming about this guy, his lying and resistance to take any responsibility to the horrible ecomony is making him look gross/disgusting/ill character and one to avoid---

m.halperin was totally on cue calling him a dick on tv, it was an honest reaction --from a dummy media/democrat....even they are getting sick of getting lied to....

145 Funny, my summary for my wife of Obama's presser yesterday was word-for-word exactly what Halperin said. I'm sure he's going to be in a heap of hot water today.

What's most irritating from a journalistic point of view, if you watch the video, is that he *clearly* asked if they were on a delay. His comment was not meant to be aired; a little like asking something to be "off the record" and then having some jackass print it anyway.

But, it is a beautiful moment of anti-Orwellian clarity. And for that I shall cherish it.

146 Wasn't it the Hilderbeast that said it was our duty and right  to challenge the current administration? Oh............Only when it was Bush.....Never-Mind..... 

147

I heard ABC news call the Democrat's tax increases "revenue increases".

uh - ABC news - nice try. Tax hikes do not lead to more revenue - especially when the economy is in the dumper. Glad ABC news is there to help their man.

 

148 142

Because I had left ESPN2 on the other day, suddenly noticed a WNBA game was playing, and went to go look up when that started up again because I hadn't heard it was back already.

149

"a plant that makes airplane wings"

But ve vor-BID you to ship zees vings to South Carolina! It is VERBOTEN!!!! 

150

If Obama is already cracking this bad, he won't even be the nominee next year folks. As Trump showed, for better or worse at the time, Obama cannot take a punch. He has a glass jaw. His first response when challenged is to recoil, and then respond in a bitter and small way, just like the man he truly is. Compare him to Reagan, or GWB even, those men enjoyed the sparring, at least they had the courage of some conviction, and were not afraid to state how they truly felt about things. JEF, on the other hand, lets the mask slip, and we see the scared little only child that nobody had time for when he was little appear, and then the teachings of the collectivists whose arms he ran into for comfort come spewing forth out of his mouth. If indeed this guy is re-elected, no matter who the stupid party runs against him, heaven help us, the republic is dead.

151

Mark Halpern just told the truth about obama.  Off the the re-education center for him!

 

152 Is this press conference our first example of Dear Leader going with his 'gut?'

153 Corporate jets will be evil until everyone can ride in one.  Public buses are a progressive marvel, as Obama wants to put everyone on one. 

154 The only thing wrong with the word 'Dick' as it relates to our President is that it doesn't have an O in it.

155 Somebody should have asked him how much he wants to raise taxes per year: $100 billion, $500 billion, $1 trillion? Because, you know, the deficit is like $1.5 trillion per year.

156 And this clown's numbers are in the 40s??! How stoopid is this country anyway?

157 Well, that's because they're nappy headed hoes part of his key constituency.

158 Ooops, dosn't make sence without quoting this:

And immediately after this presser, Obama got down to the series business of...holding a Rose Garden ceremony to honor the WNBA champs.

159

i wonder how many lashings m.halperin's going to give HIMSELF tonight lolololol

(m.halperin tonight--alone in his highrise manhattan condo, overlooking the brooklyn bridge, lights off, candles lit, dressed only in his obama logo loin cloth, cat tails at hand......slash slash slash....uh i'm soo sourry dear leader--boo hoohoo forgive me boo hoohoo, me bad--you good, me the real dick boo hoohoo)

160 What if we said "OK, democrats, we'll agree to everything you want?  Let's see how things turn out and you'll own it then.

Isn't that what 2006-10 was?  Isn't that what the last two years have been?  The issue remains that no matter how totally and  completely the Barry and the dems own something, the media will always push it onto the Republicans. 

161 @37. Another view of the Obama Press Conference. http://tinyurl.com/6n97wt

162

Congress should not go on vacation while the president is working tirelessly,

on the golf course helping O.J. find the real killers and focused on the economy like a shark with frikking laser beams, or perhaps a diffused candle

163 http://tinyurl.com/6n97wt

164 Real leadership is...putting Joe Biden in charge.

Spent this morning reviewing the "National Strategy for Counterterrorism." It would appear that the president has been busy overseeing the death of bin Laden (mentioned three times in the first three pages) and personally ordering "comprehensive reviews and corrective actions in the immediate aftermath of attempted [terrorist] attacks" (p. 12). So he's simply had to turn a few things over...

The whole thing is an...entertaining... read.

165

post #91 George Orwell

Hate your use of the feminine pronouns to describe Barry. I understand this good old fashioned British pastime ~ but it insults women, too. Can't you be satisfied just calling the guy the prick that he is? Thanks.

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