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May 23, 2011

Obama's British Police Codename Is "Smart Alec"
— Ace

Technically it's the Punjabi word "Chalaque," which, it is explained, is...

Â‘is sometimes used when we want to denigrate someone who we think is too clever for their own goodÂ’.
Another Punjabi speaker told the paper the word Chalaque is Â‘not considered rudeÂ’, but could be Â‘mildly offensiveÂ’.

What's the Punjabi word for "dumbass unearned smugness poseur"?

Thanks to momma.

Posted by: Ace at 09:26 AM | Comments (130)
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1 My only problem with the transliteration is the word "smart" doesn't fit.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 23, 2011 09:28 AM (+vkOU)

2 Probably the nicest thing he's been called by someone without brain damage...

Posted by: AoSHQ's *second* worst commenter, DarkLord© at May 23, 2011 09:28 AM (GBXon)

3 Perfect!

Posted by: EC at May 23, 2011 09:28 AM (GQ8sn)

4 You guys are a bunch of chalaques.

Posted by: ace at May 23, 2011 09:30 AM (nj1bB)

5 More like dumb-alec

Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2011 09:30 AM (M9Ie6)

6 It's pronounced Doo-MAAS.

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 23, 2011 09:30 AM (T0NGe)

7 Black Jacque Shellac?!? I prefer Sala Benchod!

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at May 23, 2011 09:31 AM (JKe0g)

8 "What's the Punjabi word for "dumbass unearned smugness poseur"?"

Interestingly enough it's "Obama".

Thank you very much. Come again.

Posted by: Singh Singh at May 23, 2011 09:31 AM (SWgtT)

9 Barky should be happy they didn't code-name him "Choad."

Posted by: joncelli at May 23, 2011 09:31 AM (RD7QR)

10 I believe the word is vayr-ge-hargit momzer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2011 09:31 AM (UlUS4)

11 How do you say cock-sucker in Punjabi?

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 23, 2011 09:31 AM (i6RpT)

12 How about " I've never meet an American Jew I couldn't snooker"

Posted by: Buffalobob at May 23, 2011 09:31 AM (QPgXF)

13 How about " I've never meet an American Jew I couldn't snooker" Posted by: Buffalobob at May 23, 2011 01:31 PM (QPgXF) He never met me

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 23, 2011 09:32 AM (i6RpT)

14 Jugears McFuckstick was rejected because it had too many syllables.

Posted by: Cicero at May 23, 2011 09:32 AM (QKKT0)

15 They could have just gone with Capt. Training Pants.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2011 09:34 AM (UOM48)

16 14 Jugears McFuckstick was rejected because it had too many syllables.

That's Jugears O'Fuckstick.

Posted by: Jugears O'Fuckstick at May 23, 2011 09:34 AM (T0NGe)

17 Should have gone with O'Bummer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2011 09:35 AM (UOM48)

18 Is it just me or does it seem like there's way too much info out there that should be classified? Who needs Wikileaks when "anonymous government sources" release everything?

Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2011 09:35 AM (qzoN5)

19 Good rant about Obama's shameless pandering:

O'Bama? Oh puh-lease!

Obama is just doing now what all bullies and losers start doing when they realise how unpopular they are and that everyone is abandoning them. They suck up to anybody and everybody. They whore themselves piteously before enemies they once considered beneath their contempt. Fain will they fill their bellies with husks that swine eat Â– but which no man will give them: and serve them jolly well right, too!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 23, 2011 09:35 AM (9hSKh)

The Brits are giving The JEF a good Chalaquing.

Heh.

Posted by: Roadking at May 23, 2011 09:35 AM (u7MDB)

21 "Your Flatulence" was already taken then, huh?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 23, 2011 09:36 AM (d0Tfm)

22 How do you say cock-sucker in Punjabi? Joe Biden.

Posted by: a Delaware 7-11 owner at May 23, 2011 09:36 AM (+vkOU)

23 British Secret Service speaks Punjabi? How about Austrian? I think "Marxist" is the same in all languages, so they didn't use that one.

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 23, 2011 09:37 AM (ZtwUX)

24 So now its ok for foreign countries to denegrate OUR President? Where is your patriotism wingnutz?

Posted by: Jean..not a Palin fan at May 23, 2011 09:37 AM (SHvKp)

25 From the article:

When they visit the queen, they are told not to turn their back on her, and to finish enjoying any snacks or tea as soon as the queen takes her last bite.

There are a couple of good Michelle jokes in there somewhere....

Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2011 09:37 AM (qzoN5)

26 I miss Reagan.

Posted by: PBoilermaker at May 23, 2011 09:39 AM (jU2vI)

27 What's FLOTUS' code name? Anyone?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2011 09:39 AM (UOM48)

28 I would have preferred Douchebag.

What's Michelle's codename; Fat-ass?

Posted by: Marcus at May 23, 2011 09:39 AM (CHrmZ)

29 When they visit the queen, they are told not to turn their back on her, and to finish enjoying any snacks or tea as soon as the queen takes her last bite.

Did they warn the Queen not to get between Michelle and a tamale?

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 23, 2011 09:39 AM (nLQrV)

30 All these leaks are the

transparency

they told us about.

_{signed: Poetic Justice}

Posted by: rightzilla at May 23, 2011 09:39 AM (SPVfc)

31 And his name isn't 'Alec', either...

Posted by: t-bird at May 23, 2011 09:39 AM (FcR7P)

32
What's the Punjabi word/phrase for "speech-filled Ipod" or "Churchill Bust"?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 23, 2011 09:41 AM (7YzRS)

ALEC Guinness and ALEC Baldwin didn't know they had a black bro!

Posted by: rightzilla at May 23, 2011 09:41 AM (SPVfc)

34 Michelle's is Tamale One.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2011 09:41 AM (UOM48)

35 How about 'Incomparable Douche' in Indonesian? Oh, 'Barack', never mind...

Posted by: t-bird at May 23, 2011 09:41 AM (FcR7P)

36 What's Pun and Jab for Untouchable?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2011 09:41 AM (TMB3S)

37 Who's this Jean twat? KIM's TWIN SISTER? Has she proclaimed her love for the brown people occupied by da eeeevul Jooooos yet?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2011 09:41 AM (pLTLS)

38 What's FLOTUS' code name? Anyone?

Posted by: Jane D'oh

They did give her one, they used her real name:

Worf

Posted by: todler at May 23, 2011 09:42 AM (fPOY0)

39 FLOTUS is "That Nasty Bitch". Not a codename actually, but hard to change once it caught on.

Posted by: Cicero at May 23, 2011 09:42 AM (QKKT0)

40 What's Austrian for Lying POS?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2011 09:42 AM (UOM48)

41 Well this is surprisingly small of the British, but then Obama is king of the small so I'm not surprised that eventually he gets a little of his own treatment.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 23, 2011 09:43 AM (pAlYe)

42 george bush's codename was Dumbasswhoinvadediraqfornoreason.

Posted by: Jean..not a Palin fan at May 23, 2011 09:43 AM (SHvKp)

LOVE IT.

Countdown until the Muzzies start to complain that Obama was given a Punjab codename instead of an Arabic one in 5... 4... 3...

Posted by: MWR at May 23, 2011 09:44 AM (4df7R)

44 Rush is all over Fareed Zakaria. Excellent.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2011 09:44 AM (UOM48)

45 Correct me if I'm outta line, but do the Limeys really have any room to call anybody names? They are just as pathetic as Zero. Just as pathetic.

Posted by: maddogg at May 23, 2011 09:44 AM (OlN4e)

46 What's Austrian for Lying POS? Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2011 01:42 PM (UOM4

Kurt Waldheim

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 23, 2011 09:44 AM (i6RpT)

47 The most familiar name, Cherokee, comes from a Creek word "Chelokee" meaning "people of a different speech." In their own language the Cherokee originally called themselves the Aniyunwiya (or Anniyaya) "principal people" or the Keetoowah (or Anikituaghi, Anikituhwagi) "people of Kituhwa." Although they usually accept being called Cherokee, many prefer Tsalagi from their own name for the Cherokee Nation (Tsalagihi Ayili). Other names applied to the Cherokee have been: Chalaque (Spanish)

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 23, 2011 09:45 AM (PrXnz)

Troll Jean's codename is Progressive Intellectual Who Can't Figure Out Why All His Friends Are Employed And He Isn't.

Posted by: Cicero at May 23, 2011 09:45 AM (QKKT0)

Posted by: Jean..not a Palin fan at May 23, 2011 01:43 PM (SHvKp)

Why on earth are you still here? Don't you have to get back to your casket before the sun comes up?

Posted by: MWR at May 23, 2011 09:45 AM (4df7R)

>>> So now its ok for foreign countries to denegrate OUR President? Where is your patriotism wingnutz?

You are so right Jean! Who do they think they are! That's OUR job right?

Here I'll start: Hey Obama - get your dumbass home and start working on the budget you cocksucker. And would it hurt you to stop by a town in the USA that was just about wiped off the face of the earth?

Oh and Jean thanks for the help with whether or not you are a fan of Palin because usually I asscotiate Extreme Palin Love with everyone named Jean.

Posted by: Roadking...Not an obama fan at May 23, 2011 09:46 AM (u7MDB)

51 BTW. This get my vote for the next reality TV show;

Older bin Laden widows think younger wife tipped off US

C'mon who wouldn't watch that as they try to find a new man to run the house? Sex, intrigue, guns, bitchy women in burka's- all wrapped up in a Jihadist wrapper?

Posted by: Marcus at May 23, 2011 09:47 AM (CHrmZ)

52 Dumbasswhoinvadediraqfornoreason.

You mean for reasons which were clearly articulated, but you're too stupid to understand.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 23, 2011 09:47 AM (nLQrV)

53 Posted by: Jean..not a Palin fan at May 23, 2011 01:43 PM (SHvKp) Pick me up and wield me, oh my sovereign!

Posted by: The Mighty Banhammer of Bannage at May 23, 2011 09:47 AM (RD7QR)

54 24 So now its ok for foreign countries to denegrate OUR President? Where is your patriotism wingnutz?

Posted by: Jean..not a Palin fan at May 23, 2011 01:37 PM (SHvKp)

I got yer patriotism rite here, boy. Now, on your knees.

Posted by: maddogg at May 23, 2011 09:48 AM (OlN4e)

55 I'll get around to mentioning that tornado place once I have a few more pints, teabagger. It was somplace full of people of color, not a bunch of worthless whiteys, right?

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 23, 2011 09:48 AM (c45xH)

56 And Moochelle's code name is Fatass? Who was driving the car that got stuck? US or Irish? If it was one of our guys, there goes his career. Is anything like the Israeli tank that got stuck?

Posted by: Tough US Immigration Policies at May 23, 2011 09:49 AM (zL6Hj)

57 Is Jean, the troll, ever going to get her mouth off Obama's dick?

Posted by: Tough US Immigration Policies at May 23, 2011 09:51 AM (zL6Hj)

58 >>So now its ok for foreign countries to denegrate OUR President? Where is your patriotism wingnutz? Yeah, I remember how indignant the left was when an Iraqi thought it was a good idea to throw his shoes at OUR president, don't you?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2011 09:51 AM (TMB3S)

59 51 BTW. This get my vote for the next reality TV show;

Older bin Laden widows think younger wife tipped off US

C'mon who wouldn't watch that as they try to find a new man to run the house? Sex, intrigue, guns, bitchy women in burka's- all wrapped up in a Jihadist wrapper?

Potential show name: Bitch Set Him Up

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2011 09:51 AM (UOM48)

60 24 So now its ok for foreign countries to denegrate OUR President? Where is your patriotism wingnutz? ------------------------------------------------ Of course, I gut-laughed my jelly rolls into a frenzy when Bush had shoes thrown at him by that heroic Iraqi. But that's different! Bush was a warmonger and an aspartame-denier.

Posted by: Jean O' Fuckstick at May 23, 2011 09:51 AM (+ztuU)

61 Obama on the Ireland question:

"President Obama just said in a speech in the Irish village of Moneygall (where POTUS has distant relatives) that the Republic had 'overcome occupation.'Â”

He just had to voice his opinion on that one, didn't he?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2011 09:52 AM (CLYmB)

62 O/T Rush just said Jon Huntsman is having lunch today with Bush Sr. and Barbara.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2011 09:52 AM (UOM48)

63 I guess "toffee nosed git" was a little too spot on.

Posted by: Heorot at May 23, 2011 09:53 AM (Nq/UF)

64 42 george bush's codename was Dumbasswhoinvadediraqfornoreason. obama's codename was Dumbasswhoiswaginganillegalwarinlibya.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 23, 2011 09:53 AM (zgZzy)

65 Chalaques? Is that like an Indian chalucca? Sounds tasty! Run for the border!

Posted by: Tough US Immigration Policies at May 23, 2011 09:53 AM (zL6Hj)

66 FLOTUS codename: Beyonce.

Posted by: Cricket at May 23, 2011 09:54 AM (bViNN)

67 Gene Simmons is right about Zero. Glad it has become so obvious.

Posted by: maddogg at May 23, 2011 09:54 AM (OlN4e)

68 "President Obama just said in a speech in the Irish village of Moneygall (where POTUS has distant relatives) that the Republic had 'overcome occupation.'Â” He just had to voice his opinion on that one, didn't he? Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2011 01:52 PM (CLYmB) Well wasn't his uncle the person mostly responsible for their freedom?

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 23, 2011 09:54 AM (i6RpT)

69 Put the Irish coffee down! Bushmills is for closers!!

Posted by: smart Alec Baldwin at May 23, 2011 09:54 AM (+vkOU)

70 61 Obama on the Ireland question:

"President Obama just said in a speech in the Irish village of Moneygall (where POTUS has distant relatives) that the Republic had 'overcome occupation.'Â”

He just had to voice his opinion on that one, didn't he?

Just when you think he can't disappoint/embarrass you any more. What a jackass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2011 09:54 AM (UOM48)

71 Bush's code name was $1.89gas7%unemploymentdemocraticiraqliberalsarepussies

Posted by: polynikes at May 23, 2011 09:54 AM (T8iAI)

72 UglyAmerican

Posted by: Cherry π at May 23, 2011 09:55 AM (+sBB4)

73 I've heard of the term "black Irish" before, but this is ridiculous.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 23, 2011 09:55 AM (+vkOU)

74 Code name shouldn't be smartass, it should be dumbass.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 23, 2011 09:55 AM (T0MgD)

75 By the way I'm not a female.

Posted by: Jean..not a Palin fan at May 23, 2011 09:56 AM (SHvKp)

76 Sorry guys, but I keep getting larger. And after effects - and retardation - in Jean is not my fault.

Posted by: Jean's Brain Tumor at May 23, 2011 09:56 AM (zgZzy)

77 I'm sure the surviving residents of Joplin, MO are enjoying the fact that Barry and Moochelle are having such a great time in Ireland.

And last I heard, the Mississippi is still way above flood stage. Which begs the question, again....what if Boooosh......

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2011 09:56 AM (UOM48)

78 76 By the way I'm not a female. But you're hung like a chick, so that's something. And you're a big pussy.

Posted by: Jean's Brain Tumor at May 23, 2011 09:57 AM (zgZzy)

79 Actually, I don't care how many insults are hurled at Zero by his former cracklickers overseas. The fucking retard leftards wanna bring up patriotism like they have a clue. If leftards want to be patriotic, I suggest they catch the next comet through. Koolaid's on me.

Posted by: maddogg at May 23, 2011 09:57 AM (OlN4e)

By the way I'm not a female.

A lot of your high school senior class would be shocked to learn this.

Posted by: Cicero at May 23, 2011 09:58 AM (QKKT0)

81 No worries, Morons; You'll be rid of Jean soon enough. I'm malignant.

Posted by: Jean's Brain Tumor at May 23, 2011 09:59 AM (zgZzy)

82 By the way I'm not a female.

So you can't even show us your tits. Then what good are you? Fuck off.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 23, 2011 09:59 AM (nLQrV)

83 So I Googled 'British cuss words' and found a site that gave the British definition for 'Ace':

Ace - If something is ace it is brilliant. I used to hear it a lot in Liverpool. Kids thought all cool stuff was ace, or brill.

HA!

Posted by: momma at May 23, 2011 09:59 AM (penCf)

84 When our President unnecessarily degenerates another country I expect them to reply in kind. If only he had another Churchill bust to return. Maybe he can give the Queen a set of unworkable DVDs and a recording of his speech where he calls France our biggest ally.

Posted by: polynikes at May 23, 2011 10:00 AM (T8iAI)

85 82 No worries, Morons; You'll be rid of Jean soon enough. I'm malignant.

Posted by: Jean's Brain Tumor at May 23, 2011 01:59 PM (zgZzy)

You better get moving then.

Posted by: Jean's HIV at May 23, 2011 10:00 AM (OlN4e)

86 He just had to voice his opinion on that one, didn't he?
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2011 01:52 PM (CLYmB)

He also said he was 'proud of the Queen'.

Why the fuck is he proud of her?

Is he admitting he is citizen of the Queen?

Posted by: momma at May 23, 2011 10:01 AM (penCf)

87 Jean? Jean?? Can you come up here and wipe my ass??? I shat myself again.

Posted by: Jean's Mommy at May 23, 2011 10:01 AM (zgZzy)

88 POS Preening Peeshwank.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at May 23, 2011 10:01 AM (FnRYN)

89 "Jean...not a Palin fan" ought to know that socking regulars is not allowed.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2011 10:02 AM (CLYmB)

90 90 At least not in that way, I should add.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2011 10:02 AM (CLYmB)

91 90 "Jean...not a Palin fan" ought to know that socking regulars is not allowed.
Banhammer! Break it out!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 23, 2011 10:03 AM (zgZzy)

92 Potential show name: Bitch Set Him Up

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2011 01:51 PM (UOM4

Laugh out loud funny on an otherwise horrible day in the markets.

Posted by: Marcus at May 23, 2011 10:03 AM (CHrmZ)

93 @7 Sala Benchod!

Does jugears even have any half sisters out there that he's allowing to live in squalor, I.F.I.?

Posted by: Chariots of Toast at May 23, 2011 10:04 AM (XyjRQ)

Don't forget about me!

As you can see, I've already gotten to the brain.

Posted by: Jean's Tertiary Stage Syphilis at May 23, 2011 10:04 AM (c45xH)

95 Is he admitting he is citizen of the Queen?

Alas, no. But I think before too long we'll be finding out he is a citizen AND a queen.

Posted by: Chariots of Toast at May 23, 2011 10:05 AM (XyjRQ)

96 "...and I lift this pint to the poor suckers in Missouri. Oh, haha- suckers? I think I just made a joke- or as you Irish call it, a pun. Drink up lads."

Posted by: B. Obama at May 23, 2011 10:06 AM (CHrmZ)

Jean, can you be a dear and escort the crack addicts to my bedroom? I'm too full of spunk to get off the bed right now.

Posted by: Jean Not A Palin Fan's Mommy at May 23, 2011 10:06 AM (zgZzy)

98 Jean, may I suggest an outraged email to Ace concerning this thread? He will make sure you are treated with the respect your due.

Posted by: Jean's missing left nut at May 23, 2011 10:07 AM (OlN4e)

99 Michelle O's nickname: Dairy Queen. In punjabi, of course.

Posted by: Jean O' Fuckstick at May 23, 2011 10:07 AM (+ztuU)

100

Jean, Not A Palin Fan's nickname? Cum Dumpster.

Posted by: Jean Not A Palin Fan's Mommy at May 23, 2011 10:08 AM (zgZzy)

101 76 By the way I'm not a female.

Posted by: Jean..not a Palin fan at May 23, 2011 01:56 PM (SHvKp)

Maybe not, but you are a pussy!

Posted by: rightzilla at May 23, 2011 10:10 AM (SPVfc)

102 Precedent O'Bummer

Posted by: Clutch at May 23, 2011 10:11 AM (X67eL)

103 How do you say Big-Ass-Booty-Biotch in Gaelic?

Posted by: Marcus at May 23, 2011 10:11 AM (CHrmZ)

104 104 How do you say Big-Ass-Booty-Biotch in Gaelic?

Posted by: Marcus at May 23, 2011 02:11 PM (CHrmZ)

O'Michelle.

Posted by: rightzilla at May 23, 2011 10:12 AM (SPVfc)

105 an, may I suggest an outraged email to Ace concerning this thread? He will make sure you are treated with the respect your due.

Done it, don't think he is awake yet - it's Monday

Posted by: Jean at May 23, 2011 10:14 AM (WkuV6)

106 I just received this from a reliable source. Michele's codename is Shaved-Wookie.

Posted by: Marcus at May 23, 2011 10:16 AM (CHrmZ)

107 Supposedly he went over there to mend fences. What are the odds that he will tear some more down and stomp on them?

Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2011 10:16 AM (M9Ie6)

108 87 He also said he was 'proud of the Queen'.

Why the fuck is he proud of her?

Is he admitting he is citizen of the Queen?

It's a strange thing to say, especially when he tells the Irish that he sides with their plight. Then again, he often tries to be all things to all people. But I'm not sure how often you hear even royalists say that they're "proud" of the Queen. You more often hear "respect", "love", and "admire".

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2011 10:19 AM (CLYmB)

109 Mr. Obama, your Delta Tau Chi name is . . . "Aggressively Ignorant Commie Mulatto Fuckhead."

Posted by: Bluto at May 23, 2011 10:19 AM (Orc9J)

110 New York is more than just NYC. Lots of farmers. As someone said up thread. Dairy subsidies are a big NE issue.

Posted by: polynikes at May 23, 2011 10:19 AM (T8iAI)

111 108 Supposedly he went over there to mend fences. What are the odds that he will tear some more down and stomp on them?

Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2011 02:16 PM (M9Ie6)

Call me confused. Mend fences over what? Did he piss on their clover or something? He has pretty much ignored them up until now. But he needs that reliable Irish-American vote. So what better way to fool the voters then go to the fatherland have a pint and tell the drunks, yeah I am just like you!!

Posted by: Marcus at May 23, 2011 10:19 AM (CHrmZ)

112 Then again, he often tries to be all things to all people. But I'm not sure how often you hear even royalists say that they're "proud" of the Queen.

Only those she 'serves' should say they are 'proud of her', right?

'Proud' shows some kind of 'relationship', right?

Posted by: momma at May 23, 2011 10:21 AM (penCf)

113 111 New York is more than just NYC. Lots of farmers. As someone said up thread. Dairy subsidies are a big NE issue.

Posted by: polynikes at May 23, 2011 02:19 PM (T8iAI)

Check this out, it is a farm subsidy database. You would be shocked to see what's in there.

Posted by: Marcus at May 23, 2011 10:22 AM (CHrmZ)

114 If the Poms used "arsehole", that would work nicely.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at May 23, 2011 10:38 AM (1rHeD)

115

I miss Machines For Sale. He could have worked these code names.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at May 23, 2011 10:45 AM (sqVua)

116 The British slang term for someone who always insists on showing how smart he is is "clever Dick." Clever Dick, clever Dick, Make me sick! Clever Dick, clever Dick, Give her [Teacher's] arse a lick!

Posted by: stuiec at May 23, 2011 10:51 AM (GC/Jh)

117

Posted by: Marcus at May 23, 2011 02:19 PM (CHrmZ)

See? I'm Black Irish!

Next up? I'm converting to being Jewish.... so I get the voting Trifecta!

Blacks, Jews, and Irish!

Posted by: Barrack O'Bamma at May 23, 2011 10:54 AM (NtXW4)

118 zzzZZZzzzz zzzZZZzzz

Posted by: banhammer at May 23, 2011 10:55 AM (GTbGH)

119 My codename for Obama is "Fucking Dumbass"

Posted by: tangonine at May 23, 2011 11:02 AM (x3YFz)

120 In mandarin, "fucking dumbass" translates to "fucking dumbass"

just for those of you interested in the etymology piece of the equation.

Posted by: tangonine at May 23, 2011 11:05 AM (x3YFz)

121 I guess asshole was taken?

Posted by: kansas at May 23, 2011 11:06 AM (mka2b)

122 Also sphincter boy?

Posted by: kansas at May 23, 2011 11:07 AM (mka2b)

123 113 Only those she 'serves' should say they are 'proud of her', right?

One would think so. We also have the possibility it was a backwards slap.

'Proud' shows some kind of 'relationship', right?

Yes. To me, he sound like a father proud of his little girl for not eating that jar of paste. Either that or he was trying to appeal to Royalists (which he likely assumed all the English are Royalists) before contradicting himself in Ireland.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2011 11:29 AM (CLYmB)

124 Is he admitting he is citizen of the Queen?

Posted by: momma at May 23, 2011 02:01 PM (penCf)

No, he wants to be the new lead singer of Queen. He thinks he can hit those Freddie Mercury high notes

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 23, 2011 12:08 PM (1Jaio)

125 I vote for "Denny Dumbfuck".

Posted by: chuck in st paul at May 23, 2011 12:34 PM (EhYdw)

126 So it's the Punjab equivalent of "Little Lord Fontelroy."

Posted by: Phelps at May 23, 2011 01:02 PM (ACp4b)

127 Chalaque is actually a complimentary codename -- it means cheeky, crafty and cunning -- fitting terms for the most intelligent president since Clinton, and maybe since FDR, as well as paying homage to President Obama's common sense.

Posted by: Lord of the rings lover at May 23, 2011 02:49 PM (irk3g)

128 maybe someone is a fan of The Adicts.

Posted by: HHKirst at May 23, 2011 03:35 PM (9s07f)

129 Gosh i thoght it would be TRAITOR,LIAR or SCOUNDREL for sure

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at May 24, 2011 07:48 AM (vA9ld)

130

THANK YOU, CLIFF CLAVIN!

Posted by: steveg7244 at May 25, 2011 07:24 AM (efXMk)

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