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May 18, 2011

Obama's Campaign Hawking Birth Certificate T-Shirts With Slogan "Made In The USA"
— Ace

Not a huge deal, and if it weren't for this, they'd just have some other crap making fun of conservatives.

He really is way too proud of his ability to produce ID.

I was proud to produce ID on exactly one occasion: My 21st birthday.

This is Obama's one big accomplishment.

Okay, this is his other big accomplishment. The one Bush didn't help him with.

Posted by: Ace at 09:38 AM | Comments (209)
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1 crack pot Karl Denninger to make a RED LINED version...

Posted by: SnowSun at May 18, 2011 09:39 AM (UAUr6)

2 Well, it will be a useful tool for instantaneously identifying douchebags by sight.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 18, 2011 09:39 AM (SB0V2)

3 do.not.want.

Posted by: Cindy Crawford at May 18, 2011 09:39 AM (pLTLS)

4 Barack Obama - the Chevy Volt of presidents.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 18, 2011 09:40 AM (FkKjr)

5 The first tool I see wearing one I'll earn a "courageous restraint" ribbon for not kicking them in the nuts or boobs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2011 09:41 AM (UOM48)

Don't kids do this when they're about three, and they want to show off to you that they made poopie in the big potty?

Oh, good job! Good for you! Who's a big boy!!

Posted by: Secundus at May 18, 2011 09:41 AM (4PPLz)

7 Start producing T-shirts reading, "My SAT scores are higher than Obama's."

Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2011 09:41 AM (Y1DZt)

8 The shirts are actually knock-offs.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 18, 2011 09:41 AM (kaZUb)

9 Time for silly things never ends.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at May 18, 2011 09:41 AM (bAL0J)

10 The Comedy Club Commander in Chief.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at May 18, 2011 09:41 AM (FnRYN)

11 "My mother was a whore and my father was a goatherder."

Posted by: Rejected T-Shirt Slogans at May 18, 2011 09:41 AM (BIZG/)

12 They should have all of that on the front side and as a tribute to our paste-eating VP on the back it would say 'and that's a BFD!'.

Because the Dems are nothing if not classy.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 18, 2011 09:41 AM (pLTLS)

13 I'll be impressed when I see a t-shirt with his college transcripts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2011 09:42 AM (UOM48)

14
They think this is clever?

It only reminds people of Obama's shady past.

Posted by: Fareed Cocksuckaria at May 18, 2011 09:42 AM (gM4zK)

15 "MADE IN THE USA BY A FOREIGNER AND AN EIGHTEEN YEAR-OLD GIRL NAMED STANLEY"

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 18, 2011 09:42 AM (caOCZ)

16 I'm still trying to picture kicking someone in the boobs. Jane, you must be flexible!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 18, 2011 09:42 AM (SB0V2)

17 So, where were the T-shirts made?

Posted by: AoSHQ's *second* worst commenter, DarkLord© at May 18, 2011 09:42 AM (GBXon)

18 15. Jeff, now I would buy that shirt! A Girl Named Stanley That is still . . . just really odd.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 18, 2011 09:43 AM (SB0V2)

19 Thank God. I was tired of always being the Chicken in the automobile metaphors.

Posted by: The Edsel at May 18, 2011 09:43 AM (qwK3S)

20 Shouldn't that be "foreign bigamist"?

Posted by: Secundus at May 18, 2011 09:43 AM (4PPLz)

21 I have a great idea for a t-shirt that would make a mint, I just don't know how to get it on the market.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 18, 2011 09:43 AM (kaZUb)

22 "Raised in Indonesia"

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at May 18, 2011 09:44 AM (bAL0J)

23 Obama: An AMERICAN-BORN commie.

OBAMA: At least America's being wrecked by a native.

Posted by: Barry O. at May 18, 2011 09:44 AM (MMC8r)

24 I'm gobsmacked he hasn't come up with one with His Excellency dressed as a Navy SEAL standing over Osama's corpse. (Or is that corps?)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2011 09:44 AM (UOM48)

25
Here's another nifty t-shirt slogan the Obama camp can print up:

Got 25% Unemployment, Black Peeps?

hahahaha, funny, eh?

Posted by: Fareed Cocksuckaria at May 18, 2011 09:44 AM (gM4zK)

I would like a shirt with the photo of the fly on his lip. I would wear that one.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at May 18, 2011 09:44 AM (FnRYN)

27 "Together We Scanned"

Posted by: Rejected T-Shirt Slogans at May 18, 2011 09:44 AM (BIZG/)

28 "Fire doesn't melt Van Jones"

Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2011 09:44 AM (Y1DZt)

29 Will he also do a t-shirt when he produces his Columbia transcripts? How about M'chelle's thesis?

Posted by: Arbalest at May 18, 2011 09:45 AM (BqSr3)

30 /sock

Posted by: nickless at May 18, 2011 09:45 AM (MMC8r)

31 "MY MOM WORKED HER DADDY ISSUES OUT ON EVERY FOREIGNER'S BROWN DICK SHE COULD GET HER LEATHERY PISSFLAPS AROUND AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY PRESIDENCY"

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 18, 2011 09:46 AM (FI38b)

32
here's another funny t-shirt for Obama:

/Gas Pump
Fuck Y'All
G ;">O Buy A New Car!

(the "O" is an Obama O)

Posted by: Fareed Cocksuckaria at May 18, 2011 09:46 AM (gM4zK)

33 More of the New Mother F'ing Tone, I see.

Posted by: Jimmuy at May 18, 2011 09:46 AM (8gzIK)

34 The start of all his Daddy issues.

Posted by: nickless at May 18, 2011 09:46 AM (MMC8r)

35 "Michelle and I are livin' large in the White House, and all you got was this lousy t-shirt, 9% unemployment, $4/gal. gas and some Skittles"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2011 09:46 AM (UOM48)

36 Win The Future
[Obama and umbrella photo]

Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2011 09:46 AM (Y1DZt)

37 His 2012 slogan: "This time you can be sure he's eligible to be President."

Posted by: A Reasonable Man at May 18, 2011 09:47 AM (xxqLI)

38 "Made in America" by a slut and a Kenyan.

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at May 18, 2011 09:48 AM (636zO)

39 It's good that Obama released his birth certificate. It's real fine that he done that.

We love Obama, don't we, Andrea?

http://tinyurl.com/3vkgsco

Posted by: Those people in that Twilight Zone episode at May 18, 2011 09:48 AM (3Okgs)

40 36 Win The Future
[Obama and umbrella photo]

early thread winner?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2011 09:48 AM (UOM48)

41 "Our Fatass FLOTUS Went To Spain And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt"

Posted by: Obama T-Shirt Evaluation Czar at May 18, 2011 09:48 AM (QKKT0)

42 Seriously though, can you imagine any other President doing this?

It's a sad day when even Jimmy Carter looks classy compared to you.

Posted by: Jimmuy at May 18, 2011 09:48 AM (8gzIK)

43 "GPA: Bush > Obama"
"The reason for the hidden transcripts"

Posted by: Pyrocles at May 18, 2011 09:48 AM (cv5Iw)

Obama/Biden 2012

LET THEM EAT ARAGULA

Posted by: Secundus at May 18, 2011 09:49 AM (4PPLz)

45 Oh EoJ......*giggle*

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 18, 2011 09:49 AM (pLTLS)

46 "MADE IN THE USA THEN SENT TO INDONESIA TO BE RAISED IN A MOSQUE"

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 18, 2011 09:49 AM (FI38b)

47 "Is it better to know that the President spending your grandkids into slavery was native-born?"

Posted by: nickless at May 18, 2011 09:49 AM (MMC8r)

48 "Look mommy, I made a doody! Look mommy look mommy look mommy..."

Posted by: joncelli at May 18, 2011 09:49 AM (RD7QR)

49 "Vote for me in 2012. Now leave me alone with my waffle."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2011 09:49 AM (UOM48)

"Okay, this is his other big accomplishment. The one Bush didn't help him with"

Technically, his Mom helped him with that one, too...

Posted by: Raving Lunatic at May 18, 2011 09:49 AM (reXpC)

51
J O E
F U C K H E A D
B I D E N

Posted by: Soothsayer T-Shirt Corp at May 18, 2011 09:49 AM (gM4zK)

"Who Needs A Job, Gas or Groceries When These Cool T-Shirts Are Free?"

Posted by: Obama T-Shirt Evaluation Czar at May 18, 2011 09:50 AM (QKKT0)

53 FORE!
_{on your dime}
[Obama O in FORE; and golf swing photo]

Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2011 09:50 AM (Y1DZt)

54 We should all just make our own Made in the USA T shirts

Same design just your picture on the front and a generic BC on the back.

It would show how easy that bar is to get over.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 18, 2011 09:51 AM (tf9Ne)

55 I was going to say we buy a bunch and print "My lone Accomplishment" in big letters. But it was actually Trump who forced the issue so hard it was killing him in the polls. So it really wasn't his accomplishment. It was his hand being forced by the actions of someone else. Again.

Obama fancies himself as some kind of perpetual motion machine. But he is really a wind-up toy that truly believes it moves under its own power.

What a doofus.

Posted by: Marcus at May 18, 2011 09:51 AM (CHrmZ)

56 Have BO's picture on front with:

You need to show your bc at the DMV.
Hell, I was Presidentin' 2 years before I forced to show mine.

Back:

Obama thinks the rules don't apply to him

or vice-versa

Posted by: momma at May 18, 2011 09:51 AM (penCf)

57 31 "MY MOM WORKED HER DADDY ISSUES OUT ON EVERY FOREIGNER'S BROWN DICK SHE COULD GET HER LEATHERY PISSFLAPS AROUND AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY PRESIDENCY"

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 18, 2011 01:46 PM (FI38b)

Dude, I really did LMFAO. I got tears...

Posted by: Hedgehog at May 18, 2011 09:51 AM (Rn2kl)

Made (up) in the USA.

TFIFY

Posted by: chuck in st paul at May 18, 2011 09:51 AM (EhYdw)

59 "You can get further with bullshit and a crappy slogan than with bullshit alone."

Posted by: shillelagh at May 18, 2011 09:51 AM (Oz4Bj)

60 Does the shirt also have a "union label" on it?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 18, 2011 09:52 AM (SB0V2)

61
OBAMA
Lousy Golfer
Lousy Senator
Lousy President

Posted by: Soothsayer T-Shirt Corp at May 18, 2011 09:52 AM (gM4zK)

Hmmm. He's the first American president whose upbringing was outsourced to Asia.

Posted by: Secundus at May 18, 2011 09:52 AM (4PPLz)

63 "Borrowed in china"

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at May 18, 2011 09:52 AM (bAL0J)

64 I don't know Ace. The waitress who carded me when I was 32 made my day. Of course I was pretty down that day so it wouldn't have taken much.

Posted by: Have Blue at May 18, 2011 09:52 AM (mV+es)

65 "The Chicago Olympics Would Probably Have Sucked Anyway"

Posted by: Obama T-Shirt Evaluation Czar at May 18, 2011 09:52 AM (QKKT0)

66 I'd wear a t-shirt with a pic of Jugears as Urkel. Seriously.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2011 09:52 AM (UOM48)

67 Obama: Fucking Americans Over Since Day 1

Posted by: momma at May 18, 2011 09:52 AM (penCf)

68 Ten bucks says the the shirt itself is made in China. The screen printing might be domestic.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 18, 2011 09:53 AM (LFiVW)

69 "Smarter Than Biden"

Posted by: Obama T-Shirt Evaluation Czar at May 18, 2011 09:53 AM (QKKT0)

70 Say, couldn't we make this a "teachable moment" and use this as an example that if showing proof of citzenship/birth/ID is good enough for the President, that we could say it's good enough for all Americans to show the same when voting?

Posted by: Mojo at May 18, 2011 09:53 AM (y67bA)

71 "AMERICAN BY BIRTH - PRESIDENT BY THE GRACE OF ALLAH, KUFFIRS!!!"

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 18, 2011 09:53 AM (FI38b)

72 Yeah and next time you get carded say "Made in the USA".

That won't be anytime soon for me. But it's the thought that counts.

Posted by: Marcus at May 18, 2011 09:53 AM (CHrmZ)

73 Front:
This Guy
[Obama on bicycle pic]

Back:
This Guy Too
[Biden inhaling an icecream cone pic]

Posted by: shillelagh at May 18, 2011 09:54 AM (Oz4Bj)

74 Obama: Made in America; Mentored by Frank Marshall Davis _{(property of the Communist Party USA)}

Posted by: Pyrocles at May 18, 2011 09:54 AM (cv5Iw)

75 The astro-turfing 0bamaroids are hitting the sites saying "how funny", "how clever" and pledging to buy one. How transparent.

Posted by: observer at May 18, 2011 09:54 AM (KZdtu)

76 OT - Is Sissypants finally getting it?

U.S. slaps sanctions on Syrian president, top aides

/Nah...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 18, 2011 09:54 AM (9hSKh)

Ace - you should link your "I produced the shit out of that birth certificate" post.

That was a nice take down.

Posted by: Roadking at May 18, 2011 09:54 AM (u7MDB)

78 13,000,000,000,000

[Obama Os in place of zeroes]

Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2011 09:54 AM (Y1DZt)

79 It Isn't My Fault!

Posted by: long toss at May 18, 2011 09:54 AM (XPlym)

Just remember, you made me comment on this.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at May 18, 2011 09:54 AM (jx2j9)

81 66 I'd wear a t-shirt with a pic of Jugears as Urkel. Seriously.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2011 01:52 PM (UOM4

Wet and bra-less? Ooh, so hot.

Posted by: Marcus at May 18, 2011 09:55 AM (CHrmZ)

82 "Debt machine"

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at May 18, 2011 09:55 AM (bAL0J)

83
Front: If You Don't Love Obama

Back: You're A Racist

Posted by: Soothsayer T-Shirt Corp at May 18, 2011 09:55 AM (gM4zK)

84 Go fuck yourself, Ace. Either continue to comment on this story or continue to insist it deserves no attention and ignore it. But don't play both side you slut.

Posted by: LC at May 18, 2011 09:55 AM (Qiw1k)

85 "Obama's America: Picking Up Where The Soviet Union Left Off"

Posted by: Obama T-Shirt Evaluation Czar at May 18, 2011 09:55 AM (QKKT0)

86 75 The astro-turfing 0bamaroids are hitting the sites saying "how funny", "how clever" and pledging to buy one. How transparent.

Good. It'll make them easier to spot when we round them up for our re-education camps.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2011 09:55 AM (UOM48)

The umbrella-gate photo with caption: "Hoax and Strange, products of Harvard."

Or, my other favorite in the top three, of The Won riding the girl's bike in his mom jeans: "Honk for Hussein"

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at May 18, 2011 09:56 AM (FnRYN)

88 Obama as Cartman - You will respect my authoritah!

Posted by: momma at May 18, 2011 09:56 AM (penCf)

@46 Empire of Jeff:

Let's shorten that up to:

MADE IN AMERICA

ASSEMBLED IN INDONESIA

That'll fit on a Tee nicely

Posted by: Raving Lunatic at May 18, 2011 09:57 AM (reXpC)

90 A hilarious cartoon I found on the web (maybe Hotair? Not sure anymore): http://biggovernment.com/files/2011/05/OBAMANATION83.jpg

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 18, 2011 09:57 AM (kUaEF)

Posted by: LC at May 18, 2011 01:55 PM (Qiw1k)

The hell?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 18, 2011 09:58 AM (9hSKh)

92 I left about 20 sticky notes in Walmart the other day. They all said Voted for Hope, Got a Dope. Stole that from a fellow moron. I plan on doing it again this week. Can't get the damn things to stick on the gas pump though.

Posted by: jewells45 at May 18, 2011 09:58 AM (l/N7H)

93 "MADE IN THE USA FROM SOME OF THE BEST STUFF ON EARTH - THIRD WORLD COMMIE SQUACK AND SELF-LOATHING, UNTRIMMED LIBERAL POOTER"

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 18, 2011 09:58 AM (FI38b)

94 Good point, Mojo #70.

A good point for promoting proper voter i.d. is also to say, "Well, if both parties are just as likely to cheat (and/or the Republicans are most likely to cheat), then neither party (or the Dems) can say they're against proper i.d."

Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2011 09:58 AM (Y1DZt)

95
Obama Killed Osama!
And the U.S. Economy

Posted by: Soothsayer T-Shirt Corp at May 18, 2011 09:58 AM (gM4zK)

96 OBAMA 2012: BITTERLY CLINGING TO HIS CITIZENSHIP

Posted by: grognard at May 18, 2011 09:58 AM (NS2Mo)

97 Being unaccountable to the American people for three years. Yeah, that's a proud accomplishment.

Do people realize that the birth certificate on that t-shirt confirms that Barack is a bastard who was conceived by the child sexual abuse of his 17-year old mother?

Posted by: Crusty at May 18, 2011 09:59 AM (GvSpB)

98 How about one with the same picture and the slogan"

Was that so hard?

Posted by: Poo Flinging Monkey at May 18, 2011 09:59 AM (O7Q1u)

99 I was proud to produce ID on exactly one occasion: My 21st birthday.

Word. Except I was 18 in Florida. I got a lap dance that night from the Saigonese waitress taking my orders, in a dark exotic bar in the wharf area, while a South American woman danced with a python and spit fire from her mouth .

These are not euphemisms, btw.

Posted by: toby928™ at May 18, 2011 09:59 AM (GTbGH)

100 "Hope (you still have some) Change (left)"

Posted by: Seriously at May 18, 2011 09:59 AM (KZdtu)

101 Front
Made in the USA
[picture of Obama throwing out the first pitch]

Back
But not really American

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 18, 2011 09:59 AM (tf9Ne)

102 Obama sucks cock With a pic of him bowing to the Chinese pres

Posted by: Mr Pink at May 18, 2011 09:59 AM (o40mb)

103 Leathery pissflaps??? Where do you get these things EOJ?

Posted by: Hedgehog at May 18, 2011 09:59 AM (Rn2kl)

104 Don't you just love people who come here and tell ace what he can post and not post about? The balls...

Posted by: jewells45 at May 18, 2011 09:59 AM (l/N7H)

105 "LET THE WOOKIE WIN"

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 18, 2011 09:59 AM (FI38b)

106 front:
Only a dumb motherfucker would need two years to produce his long form birth certificate.

back: BO and the umbrella

Posted by: momma at May 18, 2011 10:00 AM (penCf)

107

OBAMA/BIDEN 2012

Hey, George Bush Can't Speak Austrian, Either

Posted by: Secundus at May 18, 2011 10:00 AM (4PPLz)

108 How about a pic of Barky driving the bus with his "typical white" granny and all the rest under it?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2011 10:00 AM (UOM48)

109 Leathery pissflaps??? Where do you get these things EOJ?

Posted by: Hedgehog at May 18, 2011 01:59 PM (Rn2kl)

birth

Posted by: momma at May 18, 2011 10:00 AM (penCf)

110 EOJ = Conservative Lewis Black

Posted by: grognard at May 18, 2011 10:01 AM (NS2Mo)

111 Actually, just put an American flag on there... with 57 stars on it.

Posted by: Secundus at May 18, 2011 10:01 AM (4PPLz)

112

Posted by: LC at May 18, 2011 01:55 PM (Qiw1k)

The hell?

Looks like the astroturfers are getting their training wheels off early this year.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 18, 2011 10:01 AM (LFiVW)

113

birth

Posted by: momma at May 18, 2011 02:00 PM (penCf)

I've heard many different names for this area but leathery pissflaps is a first for me.

Posted by: Hedgehog at May 18, 2011 10:01 AM (Rn2kl)

114 Can they put a bunch of empty transcripts and resume pages next to the BC?

Posted by: grognard at May 18, 2011 10:01 AM (NS2Mo)

115 "9% unemployment, three wars, $4/gallon gas.....

'You think you'd be thanking me....Barack Hussein Obama'"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2011 10:02 AM (UOM48)

116 The Apollo Eleven happened on my watch. Yup, I sure got all the credit for the race to the moon.

Posted by: Zombie President Nixon at May 18, 2011 10:02 AM (0yGvK)

117 Obama- Born In The USA home of the Bitter Clingers Obama - I Wasn't Born In Indonesia But I Got There As Fast As I Could

Posted by: polynikes at May 18, 2011 10:02 AM (T8iAI)

118 Leathery pissflaps???Â Where do you get these things EOJ? I used to date Christiane Amanpour.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 18, 2011 10:03 AM (FI38b)

119 A picture of a ballot with Obama's name checked...

GUTSY CALL

Posted by: grognard at May 18, 2011 10:03 AM (NS2Mo)

120 But don't play both sides, you slut.
That's what Frank Marshall Davis said!

Posted by: michael scott at May 18, 2011 10:03 AM (Y1DZt)

121 ace since you're apparently a slut, you should get this t-shirt for yourself.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 18, 2011 10:04 AM (pLTLS)

122 FRONT: Obama in a golf outfit with club. That picture won't be hard to find.
Caption; All work and no play would make me president.

BACK: Obama caricatured as Alfred e. Neuman
Caption; Who me?

Posted by: Marcus at May 18, 2011 10:04 AM (CHrmZ)

123 Hawking birf certiphicate coffee mugs by direct e-mail too.

I got that solicitation earlier today.

Posted by: Well Hung Chad at May 18, 2011 10:04 AM (x3LIU)

124

I've heard many different names for this area but leathery pissflaps is a first for me.

Posted by: Hedgehog at May 18, 2011 02:01 PM (Rn2kl)

No seriously, birth. That was the first words he ever heard.

Doctor: 'Oh shit, he/she has giant balls and leathery pissflaps. What do we tell it's mom?'

I keed! I keed!

*_{Runs away very fast before EoJ whips out a few well placed words and knocks me down} *

Posted by: momma at May 18, 2011 10:04 AM (penCf)

125 Ok, who was the genius moron who came up with the "____ ____ of Bill Ayers" riff on the Fresh Prince? I can't think of the first two words again.

Posted by: grognard at May 18, 2011 10:04 AM (NS2Mo)

126 I should hope they are reimbursing the taxpayer for over a million dollars in legal fees Obama wasted in preventing people from seeing his birth certificate. No? Why not? How about an apology for sending a man to prison because Obama was so obsessively paranoid about people seeing his birth certificate? No? Why not? How about this for a tee-shirt, "I can see yours, but you can't see mine."

Posted by: dscott at May 18, 2011 10:05 AM (gaD9p)

127 just the other day, I saw a Prius (of course) with not only the 2008 Obama/Biden bumper sticker, but a brand new Obama 2012 sticker right next to it.

I don't remember if Biden was on that last one.

Posted by: CUS at May 18, 2011 10:05 AM (wOGfT)

128

Of course they'll need coffee mugs as well:

You Don't Have To Be A Communist To Work Here, But It Helps

Posted by: Secundus at May 18, 2011 10:05 AM (4PPLz)

129 Making fun of conservatives Ace?

When did the birthers become conservatives?

Posted by: Vic at May 18, 2011 10:05 AM (M9Ie6)

130
Front: Obama's Penis Made Contact With America's Mouth...

Back: Twice.

Posted by: Soothsayer T-Shirt Corp at May 18, 2011 10:05 AM (gM4zK)

131 America shouldn't have bought union...

Posted by: Stateless Canadian Infidel at May 18, 2011 10:05 AM (GKQDR)

132 If you look at the t shirts and draw some parrallel lines on them you will notice that the t shirts are fake!

Posted by: robtr at May 18, 2011 10:06 AM (MtwBb)

133 I want a TV shirt with a "separated at birth" caption, featuring that Jugears photo with reefer in his mouth and Richard Pryor in a similar pic.

Posted by: Kortezzi at May 18, 2011 10:06 AM (zAZNI)

134 "MADE FROM UP TO 50% U.S. PARTS"

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 18, 2011 10:06 AM (FI38b)

135 "Got Legacy?"

Posted by: Rejected T-Shirt Slogans at May 18, 2011 10:06 AM (BIZG/)

136 128 just the other day, I saw a Prius (of course) with not only the 2008 Obama/Biden bumper sticker, but a brand new Obama 2012 sticker right next to it.

I don't remember if Biden was on that last one.

The couple sporting one at our church have one that's just Obama 2012. Look out, Joey, he's revving the bus engine.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2011 10:06 AM (UOM48)

137 "Made In The USA"

...but "Designed by Marx" and "Assembled by the MBM."

I envision a whole industry of birth certificate attire.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 18, 2011 10:07 AM (DAEhL)

138 How about a tshirt that say "Sucks Cock" with the O as the Obama symbol?

Posted by: Mr Pink at May 18, 2011 10:07 AM (o40mb)

139 Obama- We Are All Born Ignorant And Some Of Us Have Worked Hard To Remain So

Posted by: polynikes at May 18, 2011 10:07 AM (T8iAI)

140
/big pic of Obama's mug on the front
Front: American By Birth

Back: Communist By Choice

Posted by: Soothsayer T-Shirt Corp at May 18, 2011 10:07 AM (gM4zK)

141 Slightly Less Inexperienced Obama 2012

Posted by: David at May 18, 2011 10:08 AM (OXUok)

142 Color matters this election

Don't vote for the RED guy.

Posted by: momma at May 18, 2011 10:08 AM (penCf)

143 OT: Another Obama "accomplishment"

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 18, 2011 10:08 AM (CLYmB)

144 "MY MOM WORKED HER DADDY ISSUES OUT ON EVERY FOREIGNER'S BROWN DICK SHE COULD GET HER LEATHERY PISSFLAPS AROUND AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY PRESIDENCY" Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 18, 2011 01:46 PM (FI38b)

Where is the coffee spitting emoticon when you need it?

Posted by: BigDaddy1964 at May 18, 2011 10:10 AM (nO0Br)

145 I paid Obama $100,000 in small bills for his 2012 campaign, and all I got was this lousy health care waiver.

Posted by: grognard at May 18, 2011 10:10 AM (NS2Mo)

146

Front: "Chicago Bath House"

Back: "STAPH"

Posted by: Rejected T-Shirt Slogans at May 18, 2011 10:10 AM (BIZG/)

147

Obama/ Biden 2012

Seriously. We've Already Paid Our Green Fees.

Posted by: Secundus at May 18, 2011 10:10 AM (4PPLz)

148 front - AoSHQ front boobie label

back - We ain't your bitch, BO

Posted by: momma at May 18, 2011 10:10 AM (penCf)

149 145 How about a t-shirt with the Indonesian's SAT and LSAT scores on it? I'd pay for that. Seriously.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 18, 2011 02:08 PM (G/MYk)

Make one up. Put on whatever grades you want. Have him prove you wrong...

Posted by: Stateless Canadian Infidel at May 18, 2011 10:11 AM (GKQDR)

150 Jeff, #31...that's classic. It would get me shot in 2 seconds.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at May 18, 2011 10:11 AM (YmPwQ)

151 Just so you all know -- I'm taking notes from this thread. It's got more gems in it than Tiffanys.

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at May 18, 2011 10:11 AM (636zO)

152 OT: Another Obama "accomplishment"

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 18, 2011 02:08 PM (CLYmB)

Ohfergodssake....we have to be some funny experiment being run by aliens. They must be laughing their asses off.

Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2011 10:12 AM (VuLos)

153 Go on.

Posted by: cafepress at May 18, 2011 10:12 AM (GTbGH)

154

There's no glittery iron-on of a kitten sitting in a meadow?

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at May 18, 2011 10:12 AM (HaYO4)

155 How about "I wrote Dreams From My Father". Sort of a Sparticus vibe.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 18, 2011 10:12 AM (dCV5C)

156 Jeff, #31 - I laughed too. You're too damn funny. We need a government program to take half of it from you and spread it around to the less funny.

Posted by: Stateless Canadian Infidel at May 18, 2011 10:13 AM (GKQDR)

157 59 "You can get further with bullshit and a crappy slogan than with bullshit alone."
When you throw in a free T-shirt the sky is the limit. "Did everyone get their T-shirt"? M. Obama at Gabbie's hole in the head ceremony, Tuscon AZ.

Posted by: Sub-tard at May 18, 2011 10:13 AM (Q5+Og)

158

Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2011 01:58 PM (Y1DZt)

Exactly. We should be using this to our advantage to fix voting registration.

Posted by: CDR M at May 18, 2011 10:14 AM (Mv/2X)

159 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 18, 2011 02:06 PM (FI38b)

Where's my (very funny but not insulting, please) take down? I've had a shitty morning (went to gas station and post office, both times the clerks gave me a $1 instead of a $5 and I had to argue till I was given the correct change, plus my kid is whiny because he is sick) and I counted on you to make me laugh.

Posted by: momma at May 18, 2011 10:14 AM (penCf)

160

OBAMA, BARACK H.

Comparative Gender Studies 102 B-

College Law C+

Underwater Basket Weaving A

Algebra 1 D+

Posted by: Secundus at May 18, 2011 10:14 AM (4PPLz)

161 Someone needs to photoshop a t-shirt with a shirtless Barry surrounded by shirtless Kal Penn, Fareed Zakaria, Chrissy Matthews, Larry Draft Dodger O'Donnell....etc. etc.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2011 10:15 AM (UOM48)

162 HER LEATHERY PISSFLAPS

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 18, 2011 01:46 PM (FI38b)

Dammit. I'm tired of people walking by and asking what I'm laughing at, and I can't tell them.

You have the sensitive soul of a poet.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 18, 2011 10:15 AM (1fanL)

163

I'm getting (or making) an "I Told You Obama Was Certifiable" t-shirt before I go on vacation this year. The MA Libs will love it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 18, 2011 10:16 AM (Z05lF)

164

Front: Obama bowing to Saudi King

Back: Crowning achievement of flatworm from Hawaii

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at May 18, 2011 10:17 AM (FnRYN)

165 Obama - Born To Be Wilely.

Posted by: polynikes at May 18, 2011 10:17 AM (T8iAI)

166 Okay. How about keeping it simple?

T-shirt with WTF? and his jug-eared mug. Or him badly swinging a golf club, or in mom jeans badly throwing a first pitch, or riding a girl's bike.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2011 10:18 AM (UOM48)

167 Or how about 2012 "Chicago is Out????" With a pic of Don Lemon's dumbfounded fucking face on it?

Posted by: Mr Pink at May 18, 2011 10:18 AM (o40mb)

168 Shit it's spelled wily.

Posted by: polynikes at May 18, 2011 10:19 AM (T8iAI)

169 If birthers bring it up, that could result in political sympathy for him. If he keeps bringing it up, that is less and less likely to happen.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2011 10:19 AM (z1N6a)

170

How about a quote-a-day calendar, all of BHO's greatest hits?

January 1st: "Uh, uh, um..."

January 2nd: "Let me be clear."

January 3rd: "As I've always said..."

January 4th: "Uhmmm..."

Posted by: Secundus at May 18, 2011 10:20 AM (4PPLz)

171 Just the thing to put next to that commemorative plate and the O Chia Head.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 18, 2011 10:21 AM (d0Tfm)

172 Obowma
[photos of him bowing to foreigners]

Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2011 10:21 AM (Y1DZt)

173 Or how about 2012 "Chicago is Out????" With a pic of Don Lemon's dumbfounded fucking face on it?

Posted by: Mr Pink at May 18, 2011 02:18 PM (o40mb)

Just the thought of that gives me that secret smile.

Posted by: CUS at May 18, 2011 10:22 AM (wOGfT)

174 Obama- Born In The USA and I blame Bush

Posted by: polynikes at May 18, 2011 10:23 AM (T8iAI)

175 Maybe a picture of Nancy Pelosi below the caption "Obama 2012, because your going to have to vote for him before you can find out how bad he will fuck up the NEXT four years."

Posted by: Mr Pink at May 18, 2011 10:24 AM (o40mb)

176 Obama 2012: Because destroying the last best hope on Earth takes longer than 4 years.

Posted by: grognard at May 18, 2011 10:25 AM (NS2Mo)

177 Huh...

Last time I applied for a job, I volunteered my ID, education and employment history, prior professional associations, and spent significant time documenting my accomplishments that qualified me for the position and substantiating those accomplishments under critical evaluation. When I got the job, I went on to be even more critical of my performance and was expected to produce results without consideration of who came before me or the challenges that came up along the way.

But all along, I could have simply made a t-shirt that shows my birth certificate, after spending more than 3 years and over $2 million dollars avoiding litigation and sending several people to jail over my failure to produce this commonly requested, innocuous document.

Silly me.

Posted by: Damiano at May 18, 2011 10:25 AM (3nrx7)

178 Obama - now that is a retroactive abortion I could get behind.*

*I've seen these for Palin in Massachusetts.

Posted by: momma at May 18, 2011 10:26 AM (penCf)

179 China doesn't have a monopoly on cheap, shitty made crap.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at May 18, 2011 10:28 AM (jx2j9)

180

Obama 2012

If Those Navy SEALS Were Allowed To Reveal Their Identities, They Would Totally Endorse Me

Posted by: Secundus at May 18, 2011 10:28 AM (4PPLz)

181 OT, how come my posts on Politico keep getting booted for content. Seriously there are people on there who say the most awful stuff and my stuff gets booted. What's the deal?

Posted by: Jaimo at May 18, 2011 10:35 AM (9U1OG)

182 187 OT, how come my posts on Politico keep getting booted for content. Seriously there are people on there who say the most awful stuff and my stuff gets booted. What's the deal?

You have to ask.?

Posted by: Donna at May 18, 2011 10:41 AM (bdE9c)

183 GutsyBirth.com

Posted by: ParisParamus at May 18, 2011 10:45 AM (bN5ZU)

184 Basically, being born is Being Present Occurrence #1. GUTSYBIRTH.COM!

Posted by: ParisParamus at May 18, 2011 10:46 AM (bN5ZU)

185 Obama sucks he isnt my president he is a dictator and tyrant and war monger and a commie stinkhole and im still the defiant old shorebird ive always been

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at May 18, 2011 10:46 AM (vA9ld)

186 a commie stinkhole

The bird has a way with words.

Posted by: toby928™ at May 18, 2011 10:48 AM (GTbGH)

187 MADE IN AMERICA.
PRODUCED FOUR YEARS BEHIND SCHEDULE.

Posted by: sistrum at May 18, 2011 10:49 AM (rltQl)

188 Fuck Obama

Posted by: tangonine at May 18, 2011 10:51 AM (x3YFz)

189 CHEAPLY MASS PRODUCED BY UNSKILLED LABOR
_{in America}

Posted by: Nighthawk at May 18, 2011 10:52 AM (OtQXp)

190 LIBYANS!
[Pic of Doc Brown and the Delorean with Obama's face shopped over Doc Brown]

Posted by: shillelagh at May 18, 2011 10:56 AM (Oz4Bj)

191

'No time for this siliness'

Now print some certificate T-shirts while I jet off to Oprah.

Posted by: Schwalbe : The © at May 18, 2011 11:03 AM (UU0OF)

192

Thank you Progressoverpeace. I wasn't sure, because it's not like I was doing anything other than stating opinion, which was obviously contrary to Politico's opinion.

I guess I should start hitting the flag on really annoying people over there too.

Posted by: Jaimo at May 18, 2011 11:07 AM (9U1OG)

193 I fully expect to see Boffo The Nasal Mole carved into Mount Rushmore for his 2012 campaign.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at May 18, 2011 11:12 AM (FnRYN)

194

Front:

Built in the USA

Back:

Sort of like Frankenstein

Posted by: RobM1981 at May 18, 2011 11:13 AM (dFemX)

195 Come on guys, we're trying to buy shrimp.

- BO's Crap Shack

Posted by: Wild Bill at May 18, 2011 11:41 AM (kt5ZI)

196 Win The Future ...........OBAMA? http://tinyurl.com/25k6r5t

Posted by: Speller at May 18, 2011 11:54 AM (J74Py)

197 We know the birth certificate was made in america... Now show us the real one?

Posted by: MrTea at May 18, 2011 12:20 PM (6yDQy)

198 I don't necessarily believe we've seen the real birth certificate. At this point, I'm beyond caring. I was just sick of being treated like we were beneath being shown a reasonable fake. We've seen it. Now we need to take this away from Obama and ignore it. Let the lefties be the only ones talking about it now. Do not let this become a victory for him.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 18, 2011 12:32 PM (s6rQi)

199 DOOM!

and

DOH!

[With Obama Os]

Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2011 01:07 PM (Y1DZt)

200 What. the. eff? The liberal is using the free market to gain funds for campaigning....Hypocrites all!! Heh.

Posted by: DefendUSA at May 18, 2011 01:26 PM (c81D+)

201

Front of shirt a pic of Obama smiling and the caption

It took 2+ years to produce his birth certificate...

On back- Can you imagine how long it will take him to fix the economy?

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 18, 2011 01:34 PM (O/onO)

202 Since we know how functional this WH is, someone really should take a close look at the Tshirt tag to make sure it was made in the USA.

Posted by: jules at May 18, 2011 03:02 PM (W97xc)

203 Made in the USA.
Assembled in Indonesia.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2011 03:33 PM (Y1DZt)

204

Producing ID to get on a plane ride - OK

Producing ID to vote - DEMOCRAT SCREAM BLOODY MURDER!

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at May 18, 2011 04:16 PM (0fzsA)

205 If the White House was really courageous and had cajones, they would use the eighth layer of the manufactured document, which shows the large swaths of text that were manipulated using Adobe Illustrator. Better yet, maybe they would consider using this graphic, because it shows Obama and his accomplices getting the last laugh on the American public, especially since the media is complicit, either by default or on purpose.

Graphic: The-Joke's-On-You Birth Certificate
http://tinyurl.com/62sdahq

Posted by: EricaThunderpaws at May 18, 2011 06:25 PM (6Pkdn)

206 Let's see the bastard's college transcripts.

Posted by: George W. Bush at May 18, 2011 08:16 PM (uPJN8)

207 test

Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2011 08:36 PM (Y1DZt)

208 I can see a t-shirt that says on the front:

$1.5 Trillion deficit -
Brought to you by Obama
and the Democrats

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