February 11, 2011
— Ace This wouldn't be newsworthy except the People's Front of Judea notes how perfect it is.
A long time ago Obama "borrowed" a tie of Gibbs. He liked it, so he wound up keeping it. Today he gave him the tie back, finally, with a couple of pictures of Gibbs with Obama in a glass picture-case.
So, here is an emblematic Democratic "gift:" Giving you back what was always yours and expecting a thank-you for it.
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Posted by: Roadking at February 11, 2011 12:07 PM (JzKy8)
Posted by: moki at February 11, 2011 12:08 PM (dZmFh)
Posted by: HoundOfDoom at February 11, 2011 12:08 PM (KhioZ)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 11, 2011 12:08 PM (iMgAa)
Not that I care about The Forehead® but B+ really is an ever-lovin' classless little shit isn't he??
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 11, 2011 12:08 PM (pLTLS)
Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 11, 2011 12:08 PM (l3g1A)
Posted by: nevergiveup at February 11, 2011 12:09 PM (0GFWk)
Posted by: Barack Obama at February 11, 2011 12:09 PM (6WmVb)
and if you touch the hem of His garment, (or the holy tie) ... you'll be healed. So Gibbs has THAT going for him.
Posted by: bill at February 11, 2011 12:09 PM (VGEci)
Posted by: Y-not at February 11, 2011 12:09 PM (pW2o8)
Posted by: Barry The Magnanimous at February 11, 2011 12:09 PM (FcR7P)
Just when I think the vain and preening Obastard can't do anything more absurd, he goes and top's his last stunt. What an arrogant narcissist.
No wonder the Dems love him so much. He embodies all their most prominent characteristics.
Posted by: Reactionary at February 11, 2011 12:09 PM (xUM1Q)
Posted by: Always On Watch at February 11, 2011 12:09 PM (2Wf37)
Posted by: Agent P at February 11, 2011 12:10 PM (fPmeR)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes, free logprof largely secular brotherhood at February 11, 2011 12:10 PM (xdHzq)
Posted by: t-bird at February 11, 2011 12:11 PM (FcR7P)
So, here is an emblematic Democratic "gift:" Giving you back what was always yours and expecting a thank-you for it
Happens every spring to people who get a refund after doing their taxes.
Posted by: buzzion at February 11, 2011 12:11 PM (oVQFe)
But it probably is. Obama's not funny.
Posted by: oblig. at February 11, 2011 12:11 PM (xvZW9)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at February 11, 2011 12:12 PM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Stillwater at February 11, 2011 12:12 PM (0GpN4)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 11, 2011 12:12 PM (x9xik)
This is a man who a 60 Minutes host had to tell to stop smiling while talking about the tanking economy, and who decided to give a 'shout out' after a massacre.
He would be a member of the "Let them eat cake" contingent if Michelle didn't want to stop people from doing it.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 11, 2011 12:13 PM (TpXEI)
Posted by: Stillwater at February 11, 2011 12:13 PM (0GpN4)
Posted by: moki at February 11, 2011 12:13 PM (dZmFh)
Posted by: Chuck at February 11, 2011 12:13 PM (fQjba)
Toonces probably asked Bill Clinton what he gave his departing staffers (but he didn't want to stain Gibbsy's jacket).
Posted by: Kortezzi at February 11, 2011 12:13 PM (zAZNI)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at February 11, 2011 12:14 PM (8y9MW)
A going away gift that has everything to do with me.
Posted by: Obama at February 11, 2011 12:14 PM (miG+7)
In honor of your time as Press Secretary: Pictures of me!
Posted by: Obama at February 11, 2011 12:15 PM (miG+7)
You know I had that on on a TV less than 18" from my head while I was writing a response to Vic on the XM-25 thread and wasn't paying enough attention to catch it.
If it wasn't for low-class Obama would have no class at all.
Posted by: Have Blue at February 11, 2011 12:16 PM (mV+es)
Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 11, 2011 12:16 PM (l3g1A)
During the debate over extending the Bush tax cuts, the Democrats demagogued the issue with a silly cardboard sign:
"With the Republican tax cuts: people making over $1 Million get $300,000."
Keyword is "get." Not "keep." They government gives them $300K as if it was a gift or a subsidy.
Posted by: dolphin-safe soothsayer at February 11, 2011 12:16 PM (uFokq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2011 12:17 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Gibbs at February 11, 2011 12:17 PM (TAX5/)
So, here is an emblematic Democratic "gift:" Giving you back what was always yours and expecting a thank-you for it.
Heh, good one!Today he gave him the tie back, finally, with a couple of pictures of Gibbs with Obama in a glass picture-case.
And no gift from a narcissist is complete without pictures of themselves. But no iPod? Fibbsy must feel gipped!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 11, 2011 12:18 PM (9hSKh)
Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 11, 2011 12:18 PM (l3g1A)
Posted by: OMG Emperor of Dune at February 11, 2011 12:18 PM (3ftMt)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2011 12:18 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Stillwater at February 11, 2011 12:19 PM (0GpN4)
I wonder where Gibbs will hang that picture: in his bathroom? Or will he erect an altar in his living room and burn incense before it?
Posted by: Brown Line at February 11, 2011 12:19 PM (VrNoa)
Posted by: Cicero at February 11, 2011 12:19 PM (QKKT0)
Here's a video of it.
http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/obama-praises-gibbs-returns-tie/677v81kPosted by: Agent P at February 11, 2011 12:19 PM (7AIVm)
You guys are down on Barry way too much.
If you loved yourself a fraction as much as he loves himself, you would recognize how this is perfectly appropriate.
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at February 11, 2011 12:19 PM (r1h5M)
Obama and his ugly wife are the type of people who donate to charity by donating their old clothes to charity auctions.
It's like when Michael Jackson donated a glove or some shit and he was praised for his generosity.
Posted by: dolphin-safe soothsayer at February 11, 2011 12:20 PM (uFokq)
Gibbs is one of the Whitest Guys I ever saw
(hey, it's better than their Ebony & Ivory's greatest hits in pics compilation!)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 11, 2011 12:20 PM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Barky the Orator at February 11, 2011 12:20 PM (GwPRU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2011 12:20 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Cicero at February 11, 2011 12:20 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 11, 2011 12:21 PM (l3g1A)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 11, 2011 12:21 PM (9hSKh)
Posted by: David Carradine at February 11, 2011 12:21 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Mick at February 11, 2011 12:22 PM (rrkE9)
Zero should have given him a pair of jeans with a door super glued to the ass.
Posted by: ontherocks at February 11, 2011 12:22 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: nevergiveup at February 11, 2011 12:22 PM (0GFWk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2011 12:22 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: R. Gibbs at February 11, 2011 12:22 PM (pr+up)
Posted by: SurferDoc at February 11, 2011 12:22 PM (o3bYL)
Posted by: ef at February 11, 2011 12:23 PM (c7Pp2)
Posted by: Stillwater at February 11, 2011 12:23 PM (0GpN4)
How much do you bet Barry has someone on staff who smokes so he can "explain" the smell of cigarette smoke on his clothes?
"Of course I didn't smoke today, honey, it's just that Mr. Glodson smokes like a chimney. You're just smelling the smoke from his cigarettes."
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at February 11, 2011 12:23 PM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Pharoah Obama at February 11, 2011 12:23 PM (TAX5/)
Posted by: Y-not apparently also has weak google-fu at February 11, 2011 12:24 PM (pW2o8)
I dunno about the rest of you but this is longest dammed 'honeymoon' given to a new Democrat president by the Republicans, and I'm sick of it.
For fuck's sake, start criticizing and mocking this guy. Every single day he serves up a meatball down the middle of the plate and the Republicans stand there with the bat on their shoulder.
Say something, dammit. Anything.
Posted by: dolphin-safe soothsayer at February 11, 2011 12:24 PM (uFokq)
Even when giving a gift to someone, he makes it all about Him.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 11, 2011 12:24 PM (9hSKh)
Naaa. They all know that's a scam. They'll short their shares on Nov 6, 2012. Or around there.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at February 11, 2011 12:25 PM (8y9MW)
Maybe Gibbs will pull a McClellan and write a tell-all. Nahh the libtards NEVER go off the rez, I wonder why that is.
Posted by: USS Diversity at February 11, 2011 12:25 PM (DLxD/)
Hey, we got a $9 million two-min tax-payer SB commercial with Eminem and a gospel choir.
We should probably stop bitching.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 11, 2011 12:25 PM (pLTLS)
Tim Geithner is a fucking disaster and the Republicans have nothing to say about him?
And Joe Biden. This guy is a fucking moron. How is he not the punchline of every joke in Washington?
Posted by: dolphin-safe soothsayer at February 11, 2011 12:25 PM (uFokq)
Posted by: Chuck at February 11, 2011 12:25 PM (fQjba)
Posted by: Preznit Sand Trap at February 11, 2011 12:25 PM (UOM48)
Civility, remember? Ridiculing the ridiculous incites violence. Or something.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at February 11, 2011 12:26 PM (8y9MW)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 11, 2011 12:27 PM (b6qrg)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/41537584/ns/politics/Posted by: Agent P at February 11, 2011 12:27 PM (7AIVm)
Imagine Obama as your dinner guest.
"Hey, I just dropped a deuce in your toilet. It's a collector's item. You're welcome."
Posted by: dolphin-safe soothsayer at February 11, 2011 12:27 PM (uFokq)
Posted by: R. Gibbs at February 11, 2011 12:28 PM (pr+up)
Nah. Couldn't have been.
Sorry for the O/T. Carry on.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2011 12:28 PM (UOM48)
I dunno. I think your count is low. How many regular commenters are there now?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at February 11, 2011 12:28 PM (8y9MW)
Tie? Obama is sure to give her a hat - with a nice bullseye looking O logo.
Posted by: ef at February 11, 2011 12:28 PM (c7Pp2)
I can't wait until he gives the country back to us. Of course, it'll be all stretched out from the screwing he's giving it...
And we won't even be able to use the 'hotdog through the hallway' analogy - Moobama will have banned those in two years time.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 11, 2011 12:28 PM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Plateau Plato at February 11, 2011 12:29 PM (H+LJc)
I would love to leave that man a double-decker. Does that count?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at February 11, 2011 12:29 PM (8y9MW)
Nah. Couldn't have been.
Sorry for the O/T. Carry on.
Really? Did you see that?
Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 11, 2011 12:29 PM (l3g1A)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 11, 2011 12:30 PM (P33XN)
Miller
There's a reason that Muslims wear the long robe. Otherwise, there'd be plumber's crack all over the place five times a day
Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 11, 2011 12:30 PM (l3g1A)
Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 11, 2011 04:29 PM (l3g1A)
Yes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2011 12:30 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Dan at February 11, 2011 12:31 PM (mXBxH)
26 At some point, you have to learn how to give-most of us get this in our preschool/early childhood years, with guidance from our parents. But I don't think anyone has ever told him how to give appropriately. He only learned how to take.
Posted by: moki at February 11, 2011 04:13 PM (dZmFh)
Wow, that is something that never occured to me but now that I think about it, so very true. So much of childhood is spent learning social customs, how to participate in those customs appropriately, and have the right, empathetic responses to the people in our lives. Zero's childhood, being raised by commie wolves as he was, never included socialization.
Which was why he thought it was hilarious when he went on 60 minutes and laughed about the desperate state of the US economy. Since it doesn't affect him, he doesn't care how many people are barely scraping by thanks to his policies.
Posted by: Boots at February 11, 2011 12:31 PM (neKzn)
"WHERE'S MY FUCKING TIE!?" Pow!
Probably not.
Posted by: Dang at February 11, 2011 12:31 PM (TXKVh)
There's a reason that Muslims wear the long robe. Otherwise, there'd be plumber's crack all over the place five times a day
Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 11, 2011 04:30 PM (l3g1A)
Reason 2 - Easier to make bank shots when playing pocket pool.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at February 11, 2011 12:31 PM (ZHsNw)
Posted by: Plateau Plato at February 11, 2011 04:29 PM (H+LJc)
And Ace made comments on his own threads. Eerie, I tell 'ya.
Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 11, 2011 12:32 PM (l3g1A)
Learnin' Curve should send a tie to Gabby Giffords. She'd probably rise from her bed and be fully healed.
...I Smell Burned Toast...
Posted by: Gabby Giffords at February 11, 2011 12:32 PM (6WmVb)
For fuck's sake, start criticizing and mocking this guy. Every single day he serves up a meatball down the middle of the plate and the Republicans stand there with the bat on their shoulder.
Say something, dammit. Anything.
Posted by: dolphin-safe soothsayer at February 11, 2011 04:24 PM (uFokq)
I'm tired of words. I want to see some action.
Posted by: Soona at February 11, 2011 12:32 PM (xb/Vp)
>>> Hey, we got a $9 million two-min tax-payer SB commercial with Eminem and a gospel choir.
I looked at my buddy and said, "Yeah, they have been to hell, but I don't think they're back yet".
Stupid commercial.
Posted by: Roadking at February 11, 2011 12:32 PM (JzKy8)
Boner should give two gifts to Obama next time he sees him.
The gift: shutdown the government, and a mirror.
And then piss on him, as a bonus.
Posted by: dolphin-safe soothsayer at February 11, 2011 12:32 PM (uFokq)
Posted by: Crusty at February 11, 2011 12:32 PM (GvSpB)
That's almost as good as getting a dick-in-a-box for your birthday.
Posted by: Warden at February 11, 2011 12:33 PM (HzhBE)
Posted by: Have Blue at February 11, 2011 12:33 PM (mV+es)
Posted by: SurferDoc at February 11, 2011 12:34 PM (o3bYL)
Posted by: King Barry I "Piehole" at February 11, 2011 12:34 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 11, 2011 12:34 PM (iMgAa)
Posted by: toby928™: Popular Front for the Liberation of logprof at February 11, 2011 12:35 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: Roadking at February 11, 2011 04:07 PM (JzKy
With a pubic hair on top.
Posted by: demoncrat at February 11, 2011 12:35 PM (cF4Dd)
Posted by: Agent P at February 11, 2011 12:36 PM (7AIVm)
No, if it was the real Democrat way, Obama would have cut off 10% of the tie for himself before giving it back to the community, err Gibbly.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2011 12:36 PM (7BU4a)
Posted by: Moo Barak at February 11, 2011 12:36 PM (pr+up)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2011 12:36 PM (UOM48)
I think I would have preferred AFIs top 100 movies on bluray
Region 5 for Russia, Central Asia and Africa, right?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 11, 2011 12:36 PM (TAjuH)
I see what you did there, Ace.
The President isn't known for generosity in gratuitous deeds? Poor 'gift' giver?
Why don't you just come out and say what we all know you are thinking...Bad Tipper.
When will the Racism end with you Reich Wingers?
Posted by: Maureen Dowdy at February 11, 2011 12:37 PM (6WmVb)
One person fires on them. One.
Yeah, one. And she takes shit from our side. Thank God we have Rush, and, yes, even O'Reilly, and Ann Coulter, and the rest. Because we have no opposition government in our elected officials.
Posted by: dolphin-safe soothsayer at February 11, 2011 12:37 PM (uFokq)
Posted by: maddogg at February 11, 2011 12:37 PM (OlN4e)
Yes...but now it's been Hope and Changed™!
Posted by: Rocks at February 11, 2011 12:37 PM (Q1lie)
Obie could've at least had a dinner party for Gibbs, served some of that Wagyu beef...just think of the photo-op, could've called it 'the last supper' or something...
Posted by: Stillwater at February 11, 2011 12:37 PM (0GpN4)
Posted by: Alex at February 11, 2011 12:38 PM (kwNeL)
Posted by: Dan at February 11, 2011 04:31 PM (mXBxH)
Not for long....
Posted by: DSM-5 at February 11, 2011 12:38 PM (NS2Mo)
Posted by: toby928™: Popular Front for the Liberation of logprof at February 11, 2011 04:35 PM (GTbGH)
After all Barry only gives versions of DVDs that people can't play on their machines
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 11, 2011 12:38 PM (1Jaio)
Teh Bamster giving Baghdad Boob his tie back is a subtle but strong message. "You'd better strangle yourself with this tie that binds us if you're ever thinking of telling anyone what an incompetent ass I am."
Posted by: runningrn at February 11, 2011 12:39 PM (ihSHD)
He would be a member of the "Let them eat cake" contingent if Michelle didn't want to stop people from doing it.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 11, 2011 04:13 PM (TpXEI)
Bingo.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2011 12:39 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Reagan's ghost at February 11, 2011 12:39 PM (Y4mJu)
Posted by: antisocialist at February 11, 2011 12:39 PM (Rwudm)
So, here is an emblematic Democratic "gift:" Giving you back what was always yours and expecting a thank-you for it.
Oh, snap!
Posted by: Max Power at February 11, 2011 12:40 PM (q177U)
Posted by: grognard at February 11, 2011 12:41 PM (NS2Mo)
Posted by: Agent P at February 11, 2011 12:41 PM (7AIVm)
Even sadder is that Gibbs probably thinks that it IS a super-cool gift.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 11, 2011 12:41 PM (TpXEI)
Posted by: SurferDoc at February 11, 2011 12:41 PM (o3bYL)
Well, at least Fibbs received a gift worthy of his contributions. So, um Bobby, how does Mr. Obama's ass taste?
Not that he'd know he just got the shaft. He's from Alabama, the stupid side.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 11, 2011 12:41 PM (b6qrg)
Posted by: Mayday at February 11, 2011 12:42 PM (TRgli)
No, if it was the real Democrat way, Obama would have cut off 40% 10% of the tie for himself before giving it back to the community, err Gibbly.
there, FIFY!
Posted by: runningrn at February 11, 2011 12:42 PM (ihSHD)
In a saner world, Gibbs would have punched him in the face for that and all the other indignities he's suffered at his hands.
Mind you, in a saner world, the whole spectacle wouldn't have come to be to begin with...
Posted by: AoSHQ's worst commenter, DarkLord© at February 11, 2011 12:42 PM (GBXon)
Posted by: Cicero at February 11, 2011 12:42 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2011 12:42 PM (6WmVb)
Posted by: Barry-er of Gifts at February 11, 2011 12:43 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Stillwater at February 11, 2011 12:43 PM (0GpN4)
Not only that, Obama also referred to himself as "the gipper" when he was telling the tie story. Makes me fuckin sick.
Ok, he's taken this "i am reagan" thing a little far. asshole.
Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 11, 2011 12:43 PM (l3g1A)
Posted by: grognard at February 11, 2011 04:41 PM (NS2Mo)
No, it was the left tie.
Posted by: dananjcon at February 11, 2011 12:43 PM (pr+up)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2011 12:43 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: maddogg at February 11, 2011 12:43 PM (OlN4e)
moki @ #26,
Very astute observation, I believe. Some people grow up with a very entitled attitude when things are always given to them, people are always catering and kowtowing to them, trying to help them, and this can linger for a lifetime.
Posted by: RM at February 11, 2011 12:44 PM (GkYyh)
Posted by: Barack I, Duly Elected Emperor of Your Sorry Ass at February 11, 2011 12:44 PM (ERJIu)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 11, 2011 12:44 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: Stillwater at February 11, 2011 04:43 PM (0GpN4)
Mumia.
Posted by: grognard at February 11, 2011 12:44 PM (NS2Mo)
Posted by: toby928™: Popular Front for the Liberation of logprof at February 11, 2011 12:45 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: runningrn at February 11, 2011 12:45 PM (ihSHD)
Speaking of going-away gifts...any guesses regarding who the 'O' might pardon, on his way out of office?
Manson.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 11, 2011 12:45 PM (b6qrg)
Posted by: SurferDoc at February 11, 2011 04:22 PM (o3bYL)
I thought that was the gift Obama liked to receive, not give.
Posted by: buzzion at February 11, 2011 12:46 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: runningrn at February 11, 2011 04:45 PM (ihSHD)
rimshot
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2011 12:46 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: goldbricker esq at February 11, 2011 12:47 PM (S59+B)
Mumia.
Posted by: grognard at February 11, 2011 04:44 PM (NS2Mo)
Without a Doubt.
Fo Shizzle!
Khaleed Sheik Mohammed and all the other Gitmo Guys will be pardoned when he exits in 2016.
Posted by: runningrn at February 11, 2011 12:47 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: MissTammy would like Logprof unbanned already, please at February 11, 2011 12:47 PM (BebB7)
I'm thinking that 'pardons' will be his way of closing Gitmo.
Posted by: Stillwater at February 11, 2011 12:47 PM (0GpN4)
Mumia is a state court conviction. Obozo can't pardon him.
Not that it would necessarily stop him from trying.
Posted by: Cicero at February 11, 2011 12:48 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: toby928™: Popular Front for the Liberation of logprof at February 11, 2011 12:48 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: grognard at February 11, 2011 12:48 PM (NS2Mo)
If I riff off that I'll have to go to confession afterward and I'm not Catholic.
Posted by: SurferDoc at February 11, 2011 12:48 PM (o3bYL)
Posted by: George Orwell at February 11, 2011 12:48 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Soona at February 11, 2011 12:48 PM (xb/Vp)
Posted by: TXMarko at February 11, 2011 12:48 PM (OfaBJ)
grognard at 157 - i don't believe the Prez can pardon a person convicted at the state level only those convicted in federal courts. Mumia is safe or rather we are safe from him.
Posted by: Have Blue at February 11, 2011 12:49 PM (mV+es)
Major Hassan, after a shout out to Chief Fartsalot.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, free logprof and nickless at February 11, 2011 12:49 PM (UOM48)
It was like having a hybrid of Eddie Haskell and Lumpy Rutherford as WH spokescreep.
Posted by: ontherocks at February 11, 2011 12:50 PM (HBqDo)
Mumia is a state court conviction. Obozo can't pardon him.
Not that it would necessarily stop him from trying.
True Dat! cough, Drilling Moratorium, cough! Judge's ruling that Obamacare is unconstitutional, cough! Firing IG's without notifying Congress, cough! Going ahead with FCC regulations after the District Court said that was illegal, cough! Not prosecuting Black Panthers who violated election and voter intimidation laws, cough!
Posted by: runningrn at February 11, 2011 12:50 PM (ihSHD)
There's a non-stupid side?
He's from Auburn. 'Nuff said.
Since all of us who were born in Alabama are, um, shall we say, "related," he's probably a cousin of mine.
From the stupid side.
What?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 11, 2011 12:51 PM (b6qrg)
Now jane at 182 has a scary scenario. But I can't believe even this clueless idiot wuold be that stupid.
Though maybe as a "Fuck You" to the country after his ass gets bounced in 2012.
Posted by: Have Blue at February 11, 2011 12:51 PM (mV+es)
Take this tie.
This is my neckwear.
Do this in memory of me.
Posted by: Obamessiah at February 11, 2011 04:49 PM (1/LL
Good heavens, man! Could you have please posted a spew alert before you posted that? Yeesh!
Threadwinnah!
Posted by: runningrn at February 11, 2011 12:51 PM (ihSHD)
The real question is whether Biden will pardon Obama. Since it cost Ford the election, maybe not?
Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 11, 2011 12:52 PM (l3g1A)
Mumia was the first thing that popped into my head. Now I'll have to get creative to come up with Obama's parting shots.
Posted by: grognard at February 11, 2011 12:52 PM (NS2Mo)
Posted by: maddogg at February 11, 2011 12:52 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 11, 2011 12:52 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: George Orwell at February 11, 2011 12:52 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: nevergiveup at February 11, 2011 04:09 PM (0GFWk)
He looks like a penis with ears.
Posted by: ErikW at February 11, 2011 12:52 PM (wwAXb)
Posted by: grognard at February 11, 2011 12:53 PM (NS2Mo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, free logprof and nickless at February 11, 2011 12:54 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 11, 2011 12:54 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: George Orwell at February 11, 2011 12:54 PM (AZGON)
A stained necktie
A basket of very nicked Titleist balls
A half-smoked Kools Menthol
One cold waffle with teeth marks
A fantasy football scorecard
The crayon used to sign the Obamacare bill, in burnt umber
You forgot:
His NCAA brackets
His bracelet from the dead soldier he wore during the McCain debates.
His flag pin (won't be needing that once he leaves office).
Empty bottles of his Grecian Formula (Hair Dye color Onyx Column)
Posted by: runningrn at February 11, 2011 12:54 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: nevergiveup at February 11, 2011 12:55 PM (0GFWk)
His head is the best argument against circumcision I've ever seen.
His head isn't circumcized, what do you think the tie is holding back?
Posted by: maddogg at February 11, 2011 12:55 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 11, 2011 04:54 PM (tJjm/)
Oh geez....let's not go there again today.
Posted by: Tami-it appears Nickless (99.174.64.43) & logprof are hosed at February 11, 2011 12:56 PM (VuLos)
and from what I can tell on the web it's a real piece of crap. The car I mean.
Posted by: Follower of Cthulhu at February 11, 2011 12:56 PM (F/4zf)
Posted by: George Orwell at February 11, 2011 12:56 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Max Entropy at February 11, 2011 12:56 PM (lH6z9)
His head is the best argument against circumcision I've ever seen.
His head isn't circumcized, what do you think the tie is holding back?
Posted by: maddogg at February 11, 2011 04:55 PM (OlN4e)
I'm crying here.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, free logprof and nickless at February 11, 2011 12:56 PM (UOM48)
You get rid of Mubarak and I'll eat my tie, mmpf!
Posted by: Bob Gibbs at February 11, 2011 12:56 PM (2NWjl)
Posted by: George Orwell at February 11, 2011 12:57 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 11, 2011 12:57 PM (l3g1A)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 11, 2011 12:57 PM (b6qrg)
Posted by: grognard at February 11, 2011 04:52 PM (NS2Mo)
"You've never appreciated nor lived up to my greatness".
Posted by: Soona at February 11, 2011 12:58 PM (xb/Vp)
Posted by: George Orwell at February 11, 2011 12:58 PM (AZGON)
I'd love to see Sashi and Melia 's faces on Ramadan Christmas morning.
"Oh Daddy, another picture of you! I'll put it next to the others in the hall."
"Oh Dad, you ... signed my painting. Thank you."
Posted by: Randy at February 11, 2011 12:58 PM (D0PNd)
Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 11, 2011 12:59 PM (l3g1A)
Hey, Gabby! Did you see my Superbowl interview? No? They knocked you out to glue your skull back on, huh? Too bad. You missed some awesome stuff by me.
Hey, you know who would make a pretty good brain surgeon? Me!
So, you getting your coordination back? Yeah? Great. Hey, did you see that one time I killed a fly during an interview? One shot. Dead. Bang! I've got great hand-eye. Good thing I wasn't the one who shot you. You'd be deader than shit. But the cool thing would be that everyone would remember you as the gal who got killed by me.
So, hey, I heard you can give back rubs. That's great. So I was thinking that to celebrate your progress, I should give you a gift. Pretty thoughtful, huh?
So, yeah. What I thought I'd do is allow you to do that massage thing on me for practice. My back is pretty tight from all this hard work of transforming shit in this country. No, don't thank me for letting you do this. It's the least I could do to help you on the road to recovery.
Right there. Harder. Is that the best you can do?
Yeah. That's the spot.
Say, you gonna eat that toast?
Posted by: President Awesome at February 11, 2011 12:59 PM (HzhBE)
His girl's bike
32 mobile teleprompters
1 navy corpseman
200 white doctor's coats
One slightly damaged umbrella.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 11, 2011 12:59 PM (b6qrg)
Posted by: Max Entropy at February 11, 2011 04:56 PM (lH6z9)
Actually, my m-i-l takes the cake for worst gift giver ever. Fifteen years ago she "gifted" me used place mats and napkins.....complete with food stains. My friends and I laughed and laughed.
Every year, I beg her not to give me anything. Woman has loads of money, cheap as hell. I've given nearly every one of her "gifts" to Goodwill (after laundering, of course).
Posted by: Jane D'oh, free logprof and nickless at February 11, 2011 12:59 PM (UOM48)
20 burger wrappers from Ben's Chili Bowl
A bin of chewed and spit out tuscan kale
A slurpee
The bus
Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 11, 2011 01:00 PM (l3g1A)
You know, Obama is not only the smartest guy in the room, he's the brain trust equivalent of the Three Wise Men who followed the star of Hope and Change. This necktie he presented to Press Secretary Robert Gibbs on his last working day wasn't just a necktie, it was a veritable "Gift from the Magi." I'm sure Mr. Gibbs will forever treasure the thought of knowing that The President wore that tie, sweated in that tie, dripped lobster sauce on that tie and worked tirelessly in that tie. Perhaps that was the tie Mr. Obama wore when he was sworn into office; or perhaps it was the tie he wore when he gave his famous speech in Egypt. One thing you can be sure of is that tie had a front seat watching history in the making. For that, I am sure Mr. Gibbs is eternally grateful. (Sob!) I want that tie!
Posted by: Chris "I'm Getting That Tingle Back" Matthews at February 11, 2011 01:01 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: George Orwell at February 11, 2011 01:01 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: SurferDoc at February 11, 2011 01:02 PM (o3bYL)
Actually, my m-i-l takes the cake for worst gift giver ever. Fifteen years ago she "gifted" me used place mats and napkins.....complete with food stains. My friends and I laughed and laughed.
Wow, that's bad!
Posted by: runningrn at February 11, 2011 01:02 PM (ihSHD)
20 burger wrappers from Ben's Chili Bowl
A bin of chewed and spit out tuscan kale
A slurpee
The bus
One Portugese water dog, slightly used, ignored
Posted by: Jane D'oh, free logprof and nickless at February 11, 2011 01:03 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: USS Diversity at February 11, 2011 01:03 PM (DLxD/)
...1 dead woman in an Obama T-Shirt, Her Son...
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2011 01:04 PM (6WmVb)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 11, 2011 01:04 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: Tim Whatley at February 11, 2011 01:04 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Mad Saint Jack at February 11, 2011 01:04 PM (zVgnK)
Draperies used to cover up Christian symbols at GT
a few copies of the "holy" koran
1 mao christmas ornament
Van Jones postcards
Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 11, 2011 01:04 PM (l3g1A)
Posted by: Monty Pie-thon at February 11, 2011 01:05 PM (LH6ir)
I keep telling my nieces that I wish she'd quit and get a job at Best Buy.
Posted by: nickless: I'm with the banned (99.174.64.43) at February 11, 2011 01:05 PM (qdtoY)
Posted by: nevergiveup at February 11, 2011 01:05 PM (0GFWk)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 11, 2011 01:06 PM (9hSKh)
The cheapskate could have at least sprung for the digital picture frame loaded with 10,000 photos of the One from birth (well, from just after he arrived in Hawaii, shortly after birth) to the present day.
Posted by: rockhead at February 11, 2011 01:06 PM (RykTt)
One Mt. Rushmore Christmas ornament with Barry's face
All the tasteful Oval Office decor he ripped out
Posted by: Jane D'oh, free logprof and nickless at February 11, 2011 01:06 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at February 11, 2011 01:06 PM (7EV/g)
Posted by: SurferDoc at February 11, 2011 05:02 PM
Oh, Oprah, I'm sorry. I think I ate your chocolate chihuahua.
Posted by: Brick Tamland at February 11, 2011 01:06 PM (ay6+/)
Did Obama crib this tie story from "The West Wing" TV show. Se 4 Ep 6 "Game On".
That was the last scene I ever watched from that fucking show. FUCK that pissed me off for some reason.
Posted by: USS Diversity at February 11, 2011 01:06 PM (DLxD/)
Posted by: curious at February 11, 2011 01:07 PM (p302b)
Speaking of gifts:
Obama NOT invited to the royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
Can't say I didn't see this one coming. After all, what bride wants to be outshined on her wedding day by the radiant beauty of Michelle "Patrick" Obama?
Posted by: Empire of Jeff, Chairman of the Nonpartisan Anti-nickless/logprof League at February 11, 2011 01:07 PM (lGFXF)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 11, 2011 05:04 PM (tJjm/)
LOLZ!
Posted by: ErikW at February 11, 2011 01:07 PM (wwAXb)
Other gifts Obama will give as he leaves office:
Old, Busted "Reset" Button
Used toothpicks
Leftover cocktail napkins from Wednesday parties
Unused Wristwatch
Posted by: runningrn at February 11, 2011 01:08 PM (ihSHD)
5 million Chicago olympics t-shirts
1 scratched up nobel peace prize
"Spanish vacation" dvd
"England sucks" button
Photocopies of british nuclear secrets
returned dalai lama cufflinks
Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 11, 2011 01:08 PM (l3g1A)
Posted by: SurferDoc at February 11, 2011 01:09 PM (o3bYL)
Posted by: George Orwell at February 11, 2011 01:09 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at February 11, 2011 01:09 PM (VgM+c)
Posted by: The Queen of England at February 11, 2011 01:10 PM (VMcEw)
Draperies used to cover up Christian symbols at GT
Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 11, 2011 05:04 PM (l3g1A)
Don't forget his appearance at Notre Dame.
Posted by: ErikW at February 11, 2011 01:10 PM (wwAXb)
Posted by: George Orwell at February 11, 2011 01:10 PM (AZGON)
"He's also old enough to legitimately claim to run as a one term president."
In Egypt that must mean he's under forty.
Posted by: somebody else, not me at February 11, 2011 01:11 PM (7EV/g)
I'm sending this thread to Oprah. She'll shit a chihuahua.
Posted by: SurferDoc at February 11, 2011 05:02 PM
Or not...
"YOU'RE getting a picture of Obama! and YOU'RE getting a picture of Obama! and YOU'RE getting a picture of Obama!
You're ALL GETTING pictures of OOOBAAAAMMAAAA!!!!!"
Posted by: Empire of Jeff, Chairman of the Nonpartisan Anti-nickless/logprof League at February 11, 2011 01:12 PM (lGFXF)
I was a cobra snake in yo neck tie.
Got a brand new house on the east side,
Bought fo me with MSM rattlesnake lies.
I got a brand new chimney made on top,
Made out of human skulls.
Now come on darling let's take a little walk, tell me,
Who do you love,
Who do you love, Who do you love, Who do you love.
Posted by: BhO Diddley at February 11, 2011 01:12 PM (rrkE9)
A non-matching set of dirty beer mugs
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 11, 2011 01:12 PM (b6qrg)
This is a true story. The CEO of the largest bank in the country, guess who, 10 years ago called in his head trader after the man had made the bank $38 mill in ONE day.
The trader thought he would, of course, get a big bonus.
He got a Marine Corp tie. Both the trader and the CEO's were former Marines.
The trader was not amused.
Posted by: Kemp at February 11, 2011 01:12 PM (vE4Uz)
A purple velour bathrobe with "Prez" embroidered on the back
Matching fuzzy slippers
An alarm clock, frozen at 3 AM
Posted by: grognard at February 11, 2011 01:12 PM (NS2Mo)
Posted by: The Queen of England at February 11, 2011 05:10 PM (VMcEw)
Tell me about it.
Gordon Brown
Posted by: Jane D'oh, free logprof and nickless at February 11, 2011 01:12 PM (UOM48)
More Obama gifts:
A floral dress with 2 matching upholstered chairs.
1/2 a package of Nicorette gum
Unused pooper scooper
Posted by: runningrn at February 11, 2011 01:13 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: Cicero at February 11, 2011 01:13 PM (ZV0Vn)
1 giant tent used for the first state dinner
hope n'change posters
dog-earred copies of "native son", "rules for radicals" and the abridged complete works of Karl Marx by reader's digest
Katie Couric's kneepads
Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 11, 2011 01:13 PM (l3g1A)
247--LMAO! Who would want to share their day with the Attention-Whore-In-Chief?
Posted by: Stillwater at February 11, 2011 01:14 PM (0GpN4)
I would get a bag of rocks from my parents, and be happy for it!
Luxury. As soon as we would get home, my father would murder us, and make us sleep in the holes we had dug. And we were grateful to have those holes.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff, Chairman of the Nonpartisan Anti-nickless/logprof League at February 11, 2011 01:14 PM (lGFXF)
And Obama managed to contort and cheapen the phrase.
Posted by: ef at February 11, 2011 01:14 PM (c7Pp2)
Posted by: BhO Diddley at February 11, 2011 05:12 PM (rrkE9)
If that had only been:
"...Now stop your Drilling, Take a walk with me Child, and tell Me, Who do you Love?"
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2011 01:15 PM (6WmVb)
Posted by: runningrn at February 11, 2011 01:15 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: George Orwell at February 11, 2011 01:15 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, free logprof and nickless at February 11, 2011 01:15 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: grognard at February 11, 2011 01:16 PM (NS2Mo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, free logprof and nickless at February 11, 2011 01:17 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Barack "I'm so Thoroughly Good" Obama at February 11, 2011 01:17 PM (ihSHD)
Bagdad Bob took one for the gipper according to Obarky. That is a misquote. Can't the preznit get anything right?
Posted by: Ronster on hunger strike 'til nickless is unbanned at February 11, 2011 01:18 PM (1F/m8)
Jug of Barry's white, racist granny's ashes
Naah, he already flushed those down the hopper when he went back from her funeral. He doesn't like being cluttered by urns, busts of Churchill and such.
Posted by: Barack at February 11, 2011 01:18 PM (ihSHD)
--Waves--
Posted by: nickless: I'm with the banned (99.174.64.43) at February 11, 2011 01:19 PM (qdtoY)
Posted by: Kemp at February 11, 2011 05:12 PM (vE4Uz)
Hugh once walked into a dealership I worked in wearing an old set of bib overalls and a t-shirt to buy a Ranger for his grandson. He didn't want anyone to know who he was.
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at February 11, 2011 01:19 PM (VgM+c)
Posted by: ErikW at February 11, 2011 01:19 PM (wwAXb)
Posted by: Krazy Kat at February 11, 2011 01:20 PM (oNphh)
Posted by: sTevo at February 11, 2011 01:20 PM (VMcEw)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 11, 2011 01:20 PM (8jQbF)
Speaking of gifts:
Obama NOT invited to the royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
Can't say I didn't see this one coming. After all, what bride wants to be outshined on her wedding day by the radiant beauty of Michelle "Patrick" Obama?
Posted by: Empire of Jeff, Chairman of the Nonpartisan Anti-nickless/logprof League at February 11, 2011 05:07 PM (lGFXF)"
This is the kind of stuff that bothers them. really bothers them.
Would be funny if the bush family is invited or the clinton family or the carter family.
Posted by: curious at February 11, 2011 01:20 PM (p302b)
Posted by: nickless: I'm with the banned (99.174.64.43) at February 11, 2011 05:19 PM (qdtoY)
OMG! Is that really you? I got so used to seeing people post in memorial of you or in solidarity with you, I can't believe it's you! Can I see the nailprints in your hands? Where's logprof? Is he back yet too?
We all missed you guys so much! I'm so glad you're back!
Posted by: runningrn at February 11, 2011 01:21 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 11, 2011 05:06 PM
President Gilderoy Lockhart.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 11, 2011 01:22 PM (yQWNf)
Posted by: Mjim at February 11, 2011 05:09 PM (mMdWG)
I think right now they need to sit down and start contemplating what they're going to be doing with their own country. It'll get stolen if they don't.
Posted by: Soona at February 11, 2011 01:22 PM (xb/Vp)
Take these creased pants, for they are my perfect image.
Take this Stuffed Shirt, it is my presence, which will be here for you and for all so that sins may be collectively forgiven.
Do this for the awesomeness of me.
Posted by: The One at February 11, 2011 01:22 PM (0q2P7)
I don't know about logprof, but toby928 got killfiltered, too and just changed his IP. I've been proxying for a while now.
Posted by: nickless: I'm with the banned (99.174.64.43) at February 11, 2011 01:25 PM (qdtoY)
So. What did you guys think of my handling of the Egypt crisis?
Posted by: High Speed Rail at February 11, 2011 01:25 PM (miG+7)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 11, 2011 01:25 PM (8jQbF)
Posted by: Soona at February 11, 2011 01:26 PM (xb/Vp)
He's right! I get the same exact number no matter what significant number in my life I start with. I keep coming up with 1 for everything. Maybe it's because I'm using binary.
Posted by: MīcÞeMūß at February 11, 2011 01:28 PM (0q2P7)
2 vacated drilling moratoriums
1 unconstitutional health care bill
a pile of used and discarded democrat congressmen
the bulletins from 2 trips to church in 4 yrs
Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 11, 2011 01:29 PM (l3g1A)
Posted by: Cherry π at February 11, 2011 01:29 PM (+sBB4)
Posted by: High Speed Rail at February 11, 2011 01:29 PM (miG+7)
Posted by: Krazy Kat at February 11, 2011 01:30 PM (oNphh)
The Egyptian Revolution was started by a civil engineer who quotes Benjamin Franklin.
A civil engineer who built... railroads? Hmmm?
Posted by: High Speed Rail at February 11, 2011 01:31 PM (miG+7)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff, Chairman of the Nonpartisan Anti-nickless/logprof League at February 11, 2011 01:31 PM (lGFXF)
a sprinkling of nuance
one tingle in a jar
the entire "stash"
1 magazine with "me" on the cover I carry with me
Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 11, 2011 01:31 PM (l3g1A)
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2011 01:32 PM (6WmVb)
Posted by: Cherry π at February 11, 2011 01:32 PM (+sBB4)
I've been proxying for a while now.
Oooh. That sounds nasty. Is it contagious?
No it's ultra safe.
It's like being able to borrow someone else's equipment when you have sex.
Posted by: MīcÞeMūß at February 11, 2011 01:33 PM (0q2P7)
Then they built high speed rail...
Then they came for me.... swish...
Posted by: Cherry π at February 11, 2011 01:33 PM (+sBB4)
Posted by: Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Irelan at February 11, 2011 01:33 PM (ZQkoK)
Posted by: Soona at February 11, 2011 01:33 PM (xb/Vp)
What do you mean Michelle and I aren't invited to the royal wedding?
Nonsense.
Not only are we going, we've decided to renew our vows. We figure we'll elbow our way in front of William and Kate and just take our vows right there.
Posted by: Barry Obama at February 11, 2011 01:34 PM (P33XN)
I've been proxying for a while now.
Oooh. That sounds nasty. Is it contagious?
Posted by: Empire of Jeff, Chairman of the Nonpartisan Anti-nickless/logprof League at February 11, 2011 05:31 PM (lGFXF)
Hey, you can joke but some people totally dig it.
I paid $300 for it in Bankok a few years back and it was fantastic!
Posted by: ErikW at February 11, 2011 01:34 PM (wwAXb)
Posted by: Cherry π at February 11, 2011 01:35 PM (+sBB4)
Posted by: Cherry π at February 11, 2011 01:35 PM (+sBB4)
Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 11, 2011 01:36 PM (l3g1A)
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2011 01:36 PM (6WmVb)
It's not who starts the revolution, it's who finishes it.
Posted by: nickless: I'm with the banned (99.174.64.43) at February 11, 2011 01:36 PM (qdtoY)
I paid $300 for it in Bankok a few years back and it was fantastic!
Posted by: ErikW at February 11, 2011 05:34 PM (wwAXb)
Easiest $300 I ever made.
Posted by: A Really Convincing Thai Ladyboy at February 11, 2011 01:37 PM (QKKT0)
I paid $300 for it in Bankok a few years back and it was fantastic!
If you paid $300 for any kind of sex in Bangkok, you got filtched.
Posted by: Soona at February 11, 2011 01:38 PM (xb/Vp)
FIFY.
Posted by: nickless: I'm with the banned (99.174.64.43) at February 11, 2011 01:38 PM (qdtoY)
Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 11, 2011 01:38 PM (l3g1A)
It's not who starts the revolution, it's who finishes it.
Posted by: nickless: I'm with the banned (99.174.64.43) at February 11, 2011
Allah-damn right!
Posted by: Muslim Brotherhood at February 11, 2011 01:39 PM (yQWNf)
Easiest $300 I ever made.
Posted by: A Really Convincing Thai Ladyboy at February 11, 2011 05:37 PM (QKKT0)
Nong Lai? Is that you?
I was wondering what was up with the extra huge clitoris.
Posted by: ErikW at February 11, 2011 01:39 PM (wwAXb)
Posted by: Muslim Brotherhood at February 11, 2011 05:39 PM (yQWNf)
Your hash is a cross between a yawn and a queef!
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2011 01:40 PM (6WmVb)
If you paid $300 for any kind of sex in Bangkok, you got filtched.
Posted by: Soona at February 11, 2011 05:38 PM (xb/Vp)
Better than getting felched.
HEY-O!
Posted by: ErikW at February 11, 2011 01:41 PM (wwAXb)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 11, 2011 01:42 PM (P33XN)
Posted by: Tony Chao at February 11, 2011 01:43 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Soona at February 11, 2011 01:43 PM (xb/Vp)
I got banned for something that was totally not my fault. Ace, check the email and unban me.
Posted by: WalrusRex at February 11, 2011 01:43 PM (TVvXc)
Great times...
Posted by: Mudshark at February 11, 2011 01:44 PM (11AAY)
300 Klingon Boob belts
a "I'm proud of America----now" t-shirt
One overused car in a ditch metaphore
Aunt Zatuti
Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 11, 2011 01:44 PM (l3g1A)
A collection of 'Choose your own Adventure' books with the choices Barry didn't make redacted.
I laughed so hard I farted a little.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff, Chairman of the Nonpartisan Anti-nickless/logprof League at February 11, 2011 01:44 PM (lGFXF)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 11, 2011 01:44 PM (P33XN)
Your hash is a cross between a yawn and a queef!
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2011 05:40 PM
I never noticed that. Makes me feel special.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 11, 2011 01:45 PM (yQWNf)
The only limitation on Presidential Pardon power is in the case of impeachment. He can pardon any other crime including State crimes. In fact, there have been many local criminals pardoned by Presidents.
Posted by: Vic at February 11, 2011 01:45 PM (M9Ie6)
353 Vic-- This is the main reason I pray he'll be impeached (vs. voted out).
Posted by: Stillwater at February 11, 2011 01:48 PM (0GpN4)
The only limitation on Presidential Pardon power is in the case of impeachment. He can pardon any other crime including State crimes.
Linky?
Anyway, I don't believe a state prison official will turn loose a state prisoner on King Barry's writ.
Posted by: Cicero at February 11, 2011 01:48 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Stillwater at February 11, 2011 05:45 PM (0GpN4)
Hey, great minds and what-not!
Posted by: ErikW at February 11, 2011 01:48 PM (wwAXb)
Posted by: curious at February 11, 2011 01:51 PM (p302b)
Posted by: CNN at February 11, 2011 01:52 PM (MNYI+)
Your Own Tie monogrammed Tie Thai Photos Obama The Chicken and his Tie
Your Own Tie
Posted by: Your Own Tie at February 11, 2011 01:52 PM (ZQkoK)
Posted by: Stillwater at February 11, 2011 05:45 PM (0GpN4)
Hey, great minds and what-not!
Posted by: ErikW at February 11, 2011 05:48 PM (wwAXb)
Hey! I looked it up. We're all wrong. It's filch.
Posted by: Soona at February 11, 2011 01:53 PM (xb/Vp)
Which was why he thought it was hilarious when he went on 60 minutes and laughed about the desperate state of the US economy. Since it doesn't affect him, he doesn't care how many people are barely scraping by thanks to his policies.~Boots
Inappropriate behaviour such as that is the hallmark of a sociopath. I knew someone like that once. He would laugh really hard if someone burnt their fingers cooking, or cut them while prepping food, or took a nasty fall skiing. He had virtually no boundries, socially, because he didn't have empathy. He thought it a funny thing to tie two cats' tails together and hang them over a clothes line.
Posted by: Speller at February 11, 2011 01:53 PM (J74Py)
Makes me feel special.
Makes me think of a large bed bathed in the soft light of sunrise.
A figure stirs beneath the sheets. A slender figure.
Graceful arms (with dull elbows) stretch beyond the tops of the pillows as a barely farmiliar face, framed in thick dark curls, slowly warms to consiousness with a soft yawn. Simultaneously - from beneath the coverlet - sounds a long, wet, queef.
The light of dawn is replaced with the smell of regret.
She's awake.
Posted by: AoSHQ hash inspired Romance Novel at February 11, 2011 01:54 PM (6WmVb)
The wouldn't have any choice. Of course they could always pull and Obama themselves and ignore the order.
Posted by: Vic at February 11, 2011 01:54 PM (M9Ie6)
Panties over teh head is TORTURE!
Posted by: Close Gitmo! at February 11, 2011 01:54 PM (VcPAo)
Yep. Bloomjerk is an independent leftist.
--Hannity is bending over backwards to stick up for bloomie. therefore hannity is a total jackass.
Posted by: curious at February 11, 2011 05:51 PM (p302b)
I like Sean, but anyone who sticks up for Bloomjerk, for anything, is a jackass.
Posted by: iknowtheleft at February 11, 2011 01:55 PM (N49h9)
Hey! I looked it up. We're all wrong. It's filch.
Posted by: Soona at February 11, 2011 05:53 PM (xb/Vp)
So does not knowing how to spell it make us normal?
Ah, who the hell am I kidding!
Posted by: ErikW at February 11, 2011 01:55 PM (wwAXb)
Unbelievable. And if you walked through any college campus today, how many people would say that Che is a hero?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at February 11, 2011 01:56 PM (LH6ir)
Posted by: Judean Peoples' Front at February 11, 2011 01:58 PM (McG46)
You're a Great American!
(Fuck, that phrase sets my teeth on edge.)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at February 11, 2011 01:58 PM (LH6ir)
Posted by: Canadian Infidel at February 11, 2011 05:57 PM (GKQDR)
That made me laugh out loud.
I owe you a carmel donut from Timmy Horton's!
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2011 01:59 PM (6WmVb)
Posted by: iknowtheleft at February 11, 2011 01:59 PM (N49h9)
The wouldn't have any choice. Of course they could always pull and Obama themselves and ignore the order.
Still not getting your point. State prison officials answer to the governor. An order from the president would be meaningless. The only choice would be to ignore an order that has no force of law behind it.
The only way a federal official can order the release of a convicted state prisoner is on a habeas corpus writ. And that only happens after the prisoner proves to a federal judge that he was convicted or is being held in violation of federal constitutional rights.
Posted by: Cicero at February 11, 2011 02:00 PM (QKKT0)
What I really wanted was a few a' them styrofoam columns from the immaculation speech.
Posted by: Robby Gibbs at February 11, 2011 02:00 PM (ZQkoK)
Hey! I looked it up. We're all wrong. It's filch.
Posted by: Soona at February 11, 2011 05:53 PM (xb/Vp)
So does not knowing how to spell it make us normal?
Ah, who the hell am I kidding!
Posted by: ErikW at February 11, 2011 05:55 PM (wwAXb)
Heh. AoSHQ = normal? My comments denounce me.
Posted by: Soona at February 11, 2011 02:01 PM (xb/Vp)
(Fuck, that phrase sets my teeth on edge.)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at February 11, 2011 05:58 PM (LH6ir)
You mean it sounds like "You're a grate American"?
Posted by: iknowtheleft at February 11, 2011 02:01 PM (N49h9)
Posted by: Vic at February 11, 2011 02:01 PM (M9Ie6)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 11, 2011 02:02 PM (P33XN)
Alternative gifts Obama considered:
A $100 gift card from the gift shop in the White House.
A case each of Air Force One playing cards and drink coasters.
A personalized silk hanky:
"Thanks for letting me borrow your silk handkerchief RG so I could blow my nose. This headcold is murder with all the congestion. I'm much better now."
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2011 02:02 PM (XBM1t)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 11, 2011 02:04 PM (P33XN)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 11, 2011 02:04 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2011 02:04 PM (6WmVb)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 11, 2011 06:04 PM (P33XN)
That is so wrong. I have to go shower, now ... after I stop laughing.
Posted by: iknowtheleft at February 11, 2011 02:04 PM (N49h9)
A case each of Air Force One playing cards and drink coasters.
A signed picture of Air Force One flying low over Manhatten.
Posted by: Soona at February 11, 2011 02:05 PM (xb/Vp)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 11, 2011 02:06 PM (tJjm/)
It was reeel nice!
Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 11, 2011 02:08 PM (ZQkoK)
Has this been discussed?
Obama Refers To Himself As "The Gipper" In Farewell To Gibbs
Real Clear Politics
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at February 11, 2011 02:08 PM (ZHsNw)
Turtle Wax and Rice-a-Roni are more useful consolation prizes than a photo.
Then again, he can "lose" the photo and have it show up on eBay. Cha-ching!
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 11, 2011 02:08 PM (QMtmy)
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2011 02:09 PM (6WmVb)
Once can only imagine what Obama's parting gift to the American people will be after 2012.~CoolCzech
That would be a copy of his long form birth certificate mailed from the place of his birth, Kenya.
Posted by: Speller at February 11, 2011 02:09 PM (J74Py)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 11, 2011 06:06 PM (tJjm/)
The mysteries of his awesomeness will haunt us for many many years.
Posted by: Soona at February 11, 2011 02:09 PM (xb/Vp)
O/T: DADT flack is starting already
http://tinyurl.com/4lwuut6
Posted by: Vic at February 11, 2011 06:06 PM (M9Ie6)
I like the call sign Romo's Bitch, or maybe Barney's Bitch?
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at February 11, 2011 02:12 PM (ZHsNw)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 11, 2011 06:06 PM (tJjm/)
There's a variation on an old joke:
"Obama is going to leave office on an American holiday."
"How do you know that? Can you predict the future?"
"Because the day that Obama leaves office will become an American holiday."
If Barky just leaves, that will be more than enough of a gift to America.
Posted by: iknowtheleft at February 11, 2011 02:13 PM (N49h9)
The mysteries of his awesomeness will haunt us for many many years.
We'll recognize that stop once we pass it!
Posted by: Nancy the High Speed Rail Engineer at February 11, 2011 02:13 PM (6WmVb)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 11, 2011 06:06 PM (tJjm/)
Enrollment in a Jelly Of The Month Club.
It's the gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2011 02:13 PM (XBM1t)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 11, 2011 02:13 PM (P33XN)
Posted by: Soona at February 11, 2011 02:15 PM (xb/Vp)
Oops must retract, he can only pardon crimes against the United States.
--yes, reason enough to want to impeach the bastard.
Posted by: Stillwater at February 11, 2011 02:16 PM (0GpN4)
Posted by: 29Victor at February 11, 2011 02:16 PM (ES9R7)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 11, 2011 02:18 PM (P33XN)
Posted by: Dave C Jumping onto the 'Free Logprof' Bandwagon at February 11, 2011 02:20 PM (KS5p9)
He's a 37-year old Ensign? How the hell does that happen? He's got bigger problems than being gay.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at February 11, 2011 02:21 PM (LH6ir)
Posted by: Buffalobob at February 11, 2011 02:22 PM (GwH6h)
My point was just vindicated by Mark Levin
Posted by: Tony Chao at February 11, 2011 02:22 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Museisluse at February 11, 2011 02:23 PM (u/Nbu)
Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 11, 2011 02:23 PM (l3g1A)
but do you think that Ayers, Dorn and the Code Pink harridans would be willing to go to Iran to help, now that they are finished in Egypt?
hahaahahahah
Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 11, 2011 02:25 PM (l3g1A)
Obama Refers To Himself As "The Gipper" In Farewell To Gibbs
Real Clear Politics
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at February 11, 2011 06:08 PM (ZHsNw)
And stupid.Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 11, 2011 02:26 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 11, 2011 06:23 PM (l3g1A)
Homosexuality among young muslim men is rampant and uncontrollable. If caught, they just kill their sisters and all is well.
Posted by: iknowtheleft at February 11, 2011 02:27 PM (N49h9)
LOL, that was the first thing I thought of. A chronic screw up.
Posted by: Vic at February 11, 2011 02:28 PM (M9Ie6)
Posted by: AC 360, Wee Wee'd Up in Washington at February 11, 2011 02:28 PM (6NKMl)
Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 11, 2011 06:23 PM (l3g1A)
I don't know. But I do know that "Goat Boy" is a popular call sign.
Posted by: Soona at February 11, 2011 02:29 PM (xb/Vp)
I'm from Georgia; you're probably a cousin of mine, too! But I refuse to claim the Gibster, so he has to be from your other side.
Posted by: MissTammy would like Logprof unbanned already, please at February 11, 2011 02:29 PM (BebB7)
It was a normal Barky mistake. He just mispronounced "The Gypper", which is what was on the TOTUS.
Oh'-Ree-ahn!
Posted by: iknowtheleft at February 11, 2011 02:31 PM (N49h9)
Yea, there's a big party in Cairo tonight, but just wait until the Budweiser and maryjawanna runs out and then the goats, camels, and young boys are at extreme risk.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at February 11, 2011 02:31 PM (ZHsNw)
I'm from Georgia; you're probably a cousin of mine, too! But I refuse to claim the Gibster, so he has to be from your other side.
I've got Webb and Bill Clinton so I'm even with you guys
Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 11, 2011 02:32 PM (l3g1A)
"He's a 37-year old Ensign? How the hell does that happen? He's got bigger problems than being gay. "
If you look at his (pardon the expression) fruit salad hyou can see he's been in a while. Most likely an LDO (Limited Duty Officer) typically at least an E-7 Chief Petty Officer before taking a commision.
Posted by: MAJHAM at February 11, 2011 02:32 PM (AfjsS)
What is even more sad and pathetic is Gibbsy probably loved it.
Posted by: Change in 2012 at February 11, 2011 02:35 PM (vcluW)
If you look at his (pardon the expression) fruit salad hyou can see he's been in a while. Most likely an LDO (Limited Duty Officer) typically at least an E-7 Chief Petty Officer before taking a commision.
Posted by: MAJHAM at February 11, 2011 06:32 PM (AfjsS)
When I first read that it was Chief Pretty Officer.
Posted by: Soona at February 11, 2011 02:35 PM (xb/Vp)
Obama will be defeated because he is on the side of collectivism and radicalism and he has shown himself to be on it. He can enjoy any vagina licking from the press and a boost in poll numbers.... temporarily. If you had seen him on the SOTU then you know his flame is gone from 2008. And once he has an opponent who fights, then he will fail.
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at February 11, 2011 02:36 PM (c5RQr)
Sadly, my Mama's people are from Arkansas, and we own a home there, so I am saddled with Billy Jeff, too, and I hate you for forcing that confession from me.
You're on your own with Webb, although we share a common ancestry, so if you were mean and evil, you'd force that on me, too.
Posted by: MissTammy would like Logprof unbanned already, please at February 11, 2011 02:37 PM (BebB7)
All of a sudden 4th of July, the constitution and Tea Parties are cool again.
Posted by: Change in 2012 at February 11, 2011 02:38 PM (vcluW)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at February 11, 2011 02:39 PM (ijjAe)
Omg. Couric just referred today as July 4th to Egypt
All of a sudden 4th of July, the constitution and Tea Parties are cool again.
¡It's the Quatro de Cinco of Egypt!
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 11, 2011 02:44 PM (QMtmy)
Posted by: Soona at February 11, 2011 02:44 PM (xb/Vp)
Gibbsy was glad to get the tie. He probably thought he'd never see it again... off Obama's neck anyway.
.
Posted by: BarbaraS at February 11, 2011 02:46 PM (GaK0U)
¡It's the Quatro de Cinco of Egypt!
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 11, 2011 06:44 PM (QMtmy)
You know, I was just thinking........Nah. The logistics would be almost impossible.
Posted by: Soona at February 11, 2011 02:47 PM (xb/Vp)
Gift: A truckload of "Olympics, Chicago 2016" assorted merchandise.
Posted by: Stillwater at February 11, 2011 02:48 PM (0GpN4)
100-300 have been killed since the Egyptian insurgency. (Yes, I'm calling it an insurgency.) But it doesn't matter because the Jews didn't do the killing.
When Israel raided that phony terror flotilla and killed 10 terrorist-aiders and abettors, it was a major crisis.
A few hundred dead Egyptians are forgotten because it's the Fourth of Fucking July! Woo hoo!
Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at February 11, 2011 02:53 PM (En7xg)
Yeah it's totally the same. Well, except for a eloquent and innovative document declaring independence, and shit.
But other than that...
Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at February 11, 2011 02:55 PM (En7xg)
The 'military' telling you to go home and they'll get right on that democracy thing is pretty much like a Declaration of Independence, right?
Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at February 11, 2011 02:57 PM (En7xg)
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2011 02:57 PM (6WmVb)
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2011 02:58 PM (6WmVb)
Gift: A truckload of "Olympics, Chicago 2016" assorted merchandise.
Posted by: Stillwater at February 11, 2011 06:48 PM (0GpN4)
I have one of those sweaters! It keeps me warm on the chilly nights and helps me keep the hyenas away when I use it as a whip!
Posted by: Obama's African Half Brother at February 11, 2011 02:58 PM (wwAXb)
The whole world can sit back and watch how Egypt is transformed into a shining city upon the hill.
Yep, any time, now...
Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at February 11, 2011 02:58 PM (TeF6E)
On another note.
What happen to logoff and nickless?
I got to stop going too bed early.
Posted by: Kemp at February 11, 2011 02:58 PM (oKlHO)
Posted by: curious at February 11, 2011 02:59 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Soona at February 11, 2011 03:05 PM (xb/Vp)
Bolton is concerned that Islamic militants may have infiltrated the Egyptian military. This could be the tipping point to the Islamic state.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at February 11, 2011 03:06 PM (ZHsNw)
Posted by: Barry Gibson at February 11, 2011 03:09 PM (RykTt)
Shit it's her birthday.
Bitch can see Egypt from her back porch, when that pervert isn't taking pictures of her.
Posted by: Kemp at February 11, 2011 03:09 PM (oKlHO)
Bolton is concerned that Islamic militants may have infiltrated the Egyptian military. This could be the tipping point to the Islamic state.
Hasn't that happened once before? Jeez, I can't remember.
Posted by: Soona at February 11, 2011 03:11 PM (xb/Vp)
Posted by: AmishDude at February 11, 2011 03:13 PM (T0NGe)
Their letter is here. Rather amusing read.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 11, 2011 03:13 PM (iMgAa)
Cuz they say two thousand one two party over
Oops outta time
So I'm gonna party like it's Nine-Teen-Seventy-Nine!
Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at February 11, 2011 03:14 PM (TeF6E)
When Israel raided that phony terror flotilla and killed 10 terrorist-aiders and abettors, it was a major crisis.
A few hundred dead Egyptians are forgotten because it's the Fourth of Fucking July! Woo hoo!
Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at February 11, 2011 06:53 PM (En7xg)
Back in 1991, Israel temporarily ejected, for two years, 212 Hamas members to Lebanon. The world threw a total shit-fit, with "international journalists" camping out on the Lebanese border with the poor Hamas folks. Meanwhile, at the same time, after the first gulf war, Kuwait unceremoniously ejected 400,000 palis, because the palis were big-time Saddam Hussein supporters (so they all had to go). No one raised a peep about the 400,000, but they were still screaming bloody murder about the poor 212.
Posted by: iknowtheleft at February 11, 2011 03:17 PM (N49h9)
Posted by: Soona at February 11, 2011 03:17 PM (xb/Vp)
Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at February 11, 2011 07:21 PM (En7xg)
The "displaced refugee" meme got ramped up during the Lebonese civil war.
Posted by: Soona at February 11, 2011 03:24 PM (xb/Vp)
Remember that? Back in 2004, 2005, 2006, we were supposed to be so sad because Bush's war displaced millions of refugees from Iraq. Booo hoooo.
The Left/Media love saying the word 'refugee' because they think it evokes instant sympathy and white guilt.
Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at February 11, 2011 03:25 PM (En7xg)
Aunt friggin Zetuni is a political refugee.
I have no idea why Republicans let that story fizzle after just one day.
Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at February 11, 2011 03:27 PM (TeF6E)
Re: The ensign filing a complaint:
I'm withholding judgement until I hear some more about this case. The ensign may be a whiner, but that doesn't necessarily mean that he's wrong. If the commander went beyond some simple ribbing, especially if it was in front of the junior enlisted, then the case has merits. There are plenty of officers who are simply bullies
Posted by: Alex at February 11, 2011 03:28 PM (kwNeL)
Posted by: Soona at February 11, 2011 03:30 PM (xb/Vp)
WTF happened to Ace?
Is he having a Tron style adventure trying to free Logprof and Nickless?
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2011 07:31 PM (6WmVb)
OMG! Maybe Ace has been banned too.
Posted by: Soona at February 11, 2011 03:34 PM (xb/Vp)
Posted by: rdbrewer at February 11, 2011 03:39 PM (miG+7)
OMG! Maybe Ace has been banned too.
Posted by: Soona at February 11, 2011 07:34 PM (xb/Vp)
Then let's fire it up for OPEN BLOGGER'S WEEKEND!
*HERE I AM!!!!! Rock you like a hurricane!*
Posted by: ErikW at February 11, 2011 03:39 PM (wwAXb)
*HERE I AM!!!!! Rock you like a hurricane!*
Posted by: ErikW at February 11, 2011 07:39 PM (wwAXb)
Rock me honey!
Posted by: Precious at February 11, 2011 03:40 PM (ZHsNw)
Are any of you guys with IE having trouble with the main paige (font and scrolling)?
Fonts have been goofy all day. Scrolling sucks, just as usual.
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2011 03:41 PM (6WmVb)
Posted by: rdbrewer at February 11, 2011 07:39 PM (miG+7)
No, everything's good here. For once.
Posted by: ErikW at February 11, 2011 03:42 PM (wwAXb)
Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at February 11, 2011 03:43 PM (RZ8pf)
Are any of you guys with IE having trouble with the main paige (font and scrolling)?
Yeah. It's like scrolling through Mrs. Butterworth's pancake syrup.
Posted by: Soona at February 11, 2011 03:43 PM (xb/Vp)
Actually if Ace were accidentally banned from commenting like nickless and Logprof how long would it take to un-ban him- a week, a month?
Posted by: TheNotion at February 11, 2011 03:44 PM (hD0CU)
Posted by: rdbrewer at February 11, 2011 03:44 PM (miG+7)
Posted by: Michael J. Foxx at February 11, 2011 03:48 PM (6WmVb)
and BTW, we haven't had a POTUS this profoundly fucked up since Nixon--and Nixon knew he wasn't Okay
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at February 11, 2011 03:52 PM (UqKQV)
You don't think Mubarak resigned without a stern talking to do you?
Time for someone to Photoshop an Ewok into the crowd shots...
Posted by: Mama AJ at February 11, 2011 03:54 PM (XdlcF)
Posted by: Precious at February 11, 2011 07:52 PM (ZHsNw)
DAYUM! Isn't that the chick who sings and dances on the suck-ass Safe Auto commercial?
Posted by: ErikW at February 11, 2011 03:55 PM (wwAXb)
Time for someone to Photoshop an Ewok into the crowd shots...
Posted by: Mama AJInclude a breadstick helmet for extra credit.
Posted by: goldbricker esq at February 11, 2011 03:55 PM (S59+B)
Grown men are not victims of bullies.
Unless you're a pussy...
Bullshit. A bully is a bully, whether he's 14 or 42. The only difference is that the ensign can't solve this by a fistfight behind the playground. Especially not if the chain of command wants to look the other way when it comes to his commander.
Posted by: Alex at February 11, 2011 03:56 PM (kwNeL)
Yup.
Posted by: Soona at February 11, 2011 07:55 PM (xb/Vp)
But only on the main page. The comment page is fine.
Posted by: Soona at February 11, 2011 03:56 PM (xb/Vp)
Okay, you IE users who are having diffculty with the main page, go there and hit the "compatibility view" button up next to the URL address box. Lemme know if that fixes it.
Posted by: rdbrewer at February 11, 2011 03:57 PM (miG+7)
DAYUM! Isn't that the chick who sings and dances on the suck-ass Safe Auto commercial?
Posted by: ErikW at February 11, 2011 07:55 PM (wwAXb)
Yes, it be me Eric, and thanks for noticing.Posted by: Precious Sister Mona at February 11, 2011 03:58 PM (ZHsNw)
Posted by: Guy With Things to Say at February 11, 2011 03:59 PM (miG+7)
Hmmm, got the new font on one PC, but not on the other.
Both are IE 8. Different versions of Windows, though, although I'm not sure why that would matter.
I could go look on the old PC with yet another OS, but I'd have to actually care.
Posted by: Mama AJ at February 11, 2011 03:59 PM (XdlcF)
but the fonts are normal on my old as dirt Windows machine with IE 8.Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at February 11, 2011 03:59 PM (RZ8pf)
Okay, you IE users who are having diffculty with the main page, go there and hit the "compatibility view" button up next to the URL address box.
Will this free the Hostages Logprof and Nickless?
(That worked, btw.)
Posted by: Michael J. Foxx at February 11, 2011 04:01 PM (6WmVb)
Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at February 11, 2011 04:01 PM (RZ8pf)
Long thread a gettin' longer. Make up a story and link to a 404 page. If it's good enough for HuffPoo and USAToady it's good enough for us.
Posted by: goldbricker esq at February 11, 2011 04:03 PM (S59+B)
Okay, you IE users who are having diffculty with the main page, go there and hit the "compatibility view" button up next to the URL address box. Lemme know if that fixes it.
Posted by: rdbrewer at February 11, 2011 07:57 PM (miG+7)
Ah. Much bettter. Guess you'll be wanting me to read all your posts now.
Posted by: Soona at February 11, 2011 04:05 PM (xb/Vp)
Okay, you IE users who are having diffculty with the main page, go there and hit the "compatibility view" button up next to the URL address box.
Yeh, that worked. But I liked the sans serif font and now it's gone...sniff.
Posted by: Mama AJ at February 11, 2011 04:06 PM (XdlcF)
Posted by: curious at February 11, 2011 04:06 PM (p302b)
Guess you'll be wanting me to read all your posts now.
At this point I'm down for reading a Dave in Texas post about the Super Bowl this weekend.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at February 11, 2011 04:07 PM (A0VTZ)
Posted by: rdbrewer at February 11, 2011 04:08 PM (miG+7)
At this point I'm down for reading a Dave in Texas post about the Super Bowl this weekend.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at February 11, 2011 08:07 PM (A0VTZ)
Shit! Are we that desparate already?
Posted by: Soona at February 11, 2011 04:10 PM (xb/Vp)
Posted by: KZnextzone at February 11, 2011 04:12 PM (ZUWaD)
Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 11, 2011 04:12 PM (l3g1A)
Shit! Are we that desparate already?
Posted by: Soona at February 11, 2011 08:10 PM (xb/Vp)
It could be worse. I got "swabbed" this morning.
Wanna hear about that?
Posted by: ErikW at February 11, 2011 04:14 PM (wwAXb)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at February 11, 2011 04:15 PM (A0VTZ)
Same with still being on this thread.
Posted by: TheNotion at February 11, 2011 04:18 PM (hD0CU)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 11, 2011 04:21 PM (yQWNf)
It could be worse. I got "swabbed" this morning.
Wanna hear about that?
The fact that I actually have to think about my answer is very, very frightening.
Posted by: Mama AJ at February 11, 2011 04:22 PM (XdlcF)
When completely bereft of things to talk about, there's always "News of the Weird".
http://tinyurl.com/68hwxz7
Posted by: Lincolntf at February 11, 2011 04:24 PM (xMT+4)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at February 11, 2011 04:24 PM (A0VTZ)
So my husband is away at training, running around in the cold of New Jersey to prepare for a summer in the Mideast. Today's training resulted in some nasty welts on his legs.
Talking on the phone, saying good-bye and such. He says to me "I miss you. They leave bigger welts than you do."
<rimshot>
Posted by: Mama AJ at February 11, 2011 04:27 PM (XdlcF)
Posted by: Tami-it appears Nickless (99.174.64.43) & logprof are hosed at February 11, 2011 04:27 PM (VuLos)
Ewok groupies have covered his entire body in Butterscotch pudding at a Holiday Inn Express. He now thinks he is a 6'2" congressman with a fake chest of hair.
I pray a co blogger will resuce the blog before these photos hit craig's list.
I blame Boosh.
Posted by: Kemp at February 11, 2011 04:29 PM (oKlHO)
Talking on the phone, saying good-bye and such. He says to me "I miss you. They leave bigger welts than you do."
<rimshot>
Posted by: Mama AJ at February 11, 2011 08:27 PM (XdlcF)
Don't believe I'd a told that. God Bless him!
Posted by: Kemp at February 11, 2011 04:30 PM (oKlHO)
Now would be a good time to turn your keyboard over and shake it out. See what animal, vegetable or mineral you find.
I found some hair balls and potato chips with cheese dip.
Posted by: Ronster on hunger strike 'til nickless is unbanned at February 11, 2011 04:30 PM (1F/m8)
I found some hair balls and potato chips with cheese dip.
Posted by: Ronster on hunger strike 'til nickless is unbanned at February 11, 2011 08:30 PM (1F/m
Musta been pre hunger strike.
Posted by: Tami-it appears Nickless (99.174.64.43) & logprof are hosed at February 11, 2011 04:32 PM (VuLos)
Gibbsy should cash out on his necktie now; while Obama's stock is still high. If he waits too long, no one on E-bay is going to bid on it. Obama's necktie will be like "Peanut" the Elephant Beanie Baby.
Posted by: runningrn at February 11, 2011 04:32 PM (ihSHD)
Tami, I share the computers with the kids. I'm not shaking the keyboard without a haz mat suit on.
Posted by: Mama AJ at February 11, 2011 04:32 PM (XdlcF)
Nothing else happening here.
Posted by: TheNotion at February 11, 2011 08:16 PM (hD0CU)
Okay.
So I wake up pissing blood this morning and my first thought is, "Hm, this is cause for concern."
I make my way to the hospital and after three hours in the ER, the good doctors have no clue what's wrong but they sent me on my way with heavy doses of antibiotics because they think I might have an STD. I know I don't because I haven't been laid in years so my malady is still in question.
Posted by: ErikW at February 11, 2011 04:33 PM (wwAXb)
I make my way to the hospital and after three hours in the ER, the good doctors have no clue what's wrong but they sent me on my way with heavy doses of antibiotics because they think I might have an STD. I know I don't because I haven't been laid in years so my malady is still in question.
Hmmm.... You haven't had any pain (as in kidney stone pain, which would be really severe, you would notice)--usually flank pain.
Posted by: runningrn at February 11, 2011 04:35 PM (ihSHD)
Tami, I share the computers with the kids. I'm not shaking the keyboard without a haz mat suit on.
Posted by: Mama AJ at February 11, 2011 08:32 PM (XdlcF)
Lol! Don't blame you.
Posted by: Tami-it appears Nickless (99.174.64.43) & logprof are hosed at February 11, 2011 04:35 PM (VuLos)
well it was actually nice here today if its any help. I was able to stand outside for a few minutes in a T shirt without totally freezing my ass off.
Posted by: Berserker at February 11, 2011 04:36 PM (gWHrG)
The fact that I actually have to think about my answer is very, very frightening.
Posted by: Mama AJ at February 11, 2011 08:22 PM (XdlcF)
Er, sorry Mama AJ.
Forgot this wasn't the boys club for a minute!
Posted by: ErikW at February 11, 2011 04:37 PM (wwAXb)
Yeah compared to the "rescue the banned guys" theme?
Heh. I refuse to go to the beach until they are freed!!!!! Eh, maybe not. The wheels sure turn slow around here.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at February 11, 2011 04:38 PM (A0VTZ)
Don't believe I'd a told that.
Ha! If it were true, I'm sure I wouldn't.
well it was actually nice here today if its any help. I was able to stand outside for a few minutes in a T shirt without totally freezing my ass off.
Yeh, he said "it got above 30 today" in such a "I'm trying to convince myself it's great news" tone of voice.
Posted by: Mama AJ at February 11, 2011 04:39 PM (XdlcF)
Posted by: USS Diversity at February 11, 2011 04:39 PM (DLxD/)
You have a bleeding cock?
You probably have the Brazilian cock worm that swims up the urethra as you Australian crawl in the Amazon river while watching a very young native girl sun her tits.
Posted by: Nurse Mildred Ratched at February 11, 2011 04:41 PM (ZHsNw)
Posted by: John Cthulhu Galt at February 11, 2011 04:41 PM (NLWij)
Hmmm.... You haven't had any pain (as in kidney stone pain, which would be really severe, you would notice)--usually flank pain.
Posted by: runningrn at February 11, 2011 08:35 PM (ihSHD)
No pain at all and I haven't been injured in any way I can think of.
Posted by: ErikW at February 11, 2011 04:42 PM (wwAXb)
Posted by: MissTammy. Logproff, Unban, etc at February 11, 2011 04:42 PM (BebB7)
No pain at all and I haven't been injured in any way I can think of.
Posted by: ErikW at February 11, 2011 08:42 PM (wwAXb)
Then stop choking that chicken and making it bleed.
Posted by: Nurse Mildred Ratched at February 11, 2011 04:44 PM (ZHsNw)
I tell college son over the phone when I hear him talk, "You have a sinus infection go to student health." He doesn't of course. Finally today, 2 weeks later he goes, complaining about how hard it is to get there, how much of a pain it is, how they want a co-pay (which I put in his account) blah blah blah. He calls me. I say, "what did the doctor say?" He says, "He said I have a sinus infection and should have had an antibiotic two weeks ago."
Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 11, 2011 04:44 PM (l3g1A)
Er, sorry Mama AJ.
Dude, I'm talking about welts, so I can't complain.
Hope you get better soon and watch the expiration date on the pudding more carefully next time...
Posted by: Mama AJ at February 11, 2011 04:44 PM (XdlcF)
ErikW, just got the word that a male co-worker who woke up one morning with your exact symptom has some rare form of kidney cancer
Happy Friday!
Jesus...maybe some skank climbed in your window and raped you in your sleep. Have Hope.
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2011 04:45 PM (6WmVb)
Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 11, 2011 04:46 PM (l3g1A)
Have no fear ErikW, I'll consult with Okra and we'll have you on the Monday show to talk about your bleeding cock. It'll be hilarious.
Posted by: Dr Phil at February 11, 2011 04:47 PM (ZHsNw)
Don't worry Erik you can get a NSU infection w/o female interaction
And STDs from a toilet seat also. According to a friend. Well, not really a friend. Someone in line at the local Motor Vehicle Department.
Posted by: Ronster on hunger strike 'til nickless is unbanned at February 11, 2011 04:47 PM (1F/m8)
Hope you get better soon and watch the expiration date on the pudding more carefully next time...
Posted by: Mama AJ at February 11, 2011 08:44 PM (XdlcF)
Word. The buttermilk stuff always expires way too early.
Posted by: ErikW at February 11, 2011 04:47 PM (wwAXb)
When completely bereft of things to talk about, there's always "News of the Weird".
<AJ clicks on link and starts wandering around>
A local authority in England has given the go ahead for a swimming pool to use energy created by the next-door crematorium to heat its water.
<AJ frantically clicks back button, wishing she hadn't read that one>
Posted by: Mama AJ at February 11, 2011 04:48 PM (XdlcF)
Posted by: booger at February 11, 2011 04:48 PM (9RFH1)
Jesus...maybe some skank climbed in your window and raped you in your sleep. Have Hope.
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2011 08:45 PM (6WmVb)
If that's the case, I hope she was hot.
Not that I would have known.
Posted by: ErikW at February 11, 2011 04:49 PM (wwAXb)
Damn that sounds scary, hope all goes well.
Posted by: TheNotion at February 11, 2011 04:50 PM (hD0CU)
Posted by: Lindsay Lohan needs and deserves her own thread at February 11, 2011 04:53 PM (tSxym)
Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 11, 2011 04:54 PM (l3g1A)
Get me out of here! Butterscotch? Enough!
Why? Why? Ariana got $325 mill, give me a couple and I am out a here.
Posted by: Pudding Ace at February 11, 2011 04:55 PM (oKlHO)
Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 11, 2011 08:54 PM (l3g1A)
I had something similar dagny. Horrible and it came on all of a sudden. Fine one minute....on the floor the next. It was either an inner ear infection or BPPV. Took forever to go away completely.
Posted by: Tami-it appears Nickless (99.174.64.43) & logprof are hosed at February 11, 2011 04:57 PM (VuLos)
Posted by: Stillwater at February 11, 2011 04:57 PM (0GpN4)
Posted by: melvin at February 11, 2011 04:58 PM (3OCZw)
Posted by: booger at February 11, 2011 04:59 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: TheNotion at February 11, 2011 08:50 PM (hD0CU)
It will, thanks. That shit is always much scarier than it actually is. 
Posted by: ErikW at February 11, 2011 04:59 PM (wwAXb)
Posted by: Ronster on hunger strike 'til nickless is unbanned at February 11, 2011 05:00 PM (1F/m8)
OMG, I have Vestibular Neuritis (similar, but it's the nerves behind the inner ear that are affected).....have had it since June 23rd. I am just now able to get off the couch without heaving my guts up. I'm in a wheelchair, which sucks, but at least I can sit up. I cna't walk or drive.
How long did y'alls last??? I am seriously about to lose my mind.
Posted by: MissTammy. Logproff, Unban, etc at February 11, 2011 05:01 PM (BebB7)
Posted by: booger at February 11, 2011 08:59 PM (9RFH1)
I cling to the ceiling and tell them I'm a lightbulb
Posted by: robtr nickless liberation front at February 11, 2011 05:01 PM (hVDig)
George Will, alpha male.
Ladies, keep your panties on. Dude is just trying to introduce Mitch Daniels. another playa.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at February 11, 2011 05:02 PM (A0VTZ)
I give Mr. Y-not fresh roasted beets every so often just to put a scare into him (makes his water bright red). bwahaha!
Seriously, though, 'hope you're ok.
Posted by: Y-not has an evil streak at February 11, 2011 05:02 PM (pW2o8)
I make my way to the hospital and after three hours in the ER, the good doctors have no clue what's wrong but they sent me on my way
Posted by: ErikW at February 11, 2011 08:33 PM (wwAXb)
I think that's a doctor's job, isn't it? To have no clue and send you on your way?
Seriously, did they test kidney function and for generalized signs of infection? It could be bladder, kidney, or urethra itself, it could also be trivial.
I find that if you're not in pain doctors tend to underestimate the problem. My doctors were gobsmacked when they did my first echocardiogram. Doctors kept asking my why I could stand up and walk, not to mention flirt with the nurses, because that's how I roll.
Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 11, 2011 05:03 PM (bxiXv)
Robocop was also Buckaroo Banzai...Is there anything that guy can't do?
I accidently posted this on the last dying thread...
Posted by: KZnextzone at February 11, 2011 05:04 PM (ZUWaD)
Posted by: Stillwater at February 11, 2011 08:57 PM (0GpN4)
Yes, I gave a sample and I have a follow up with a urologist next Wed., melvin.
I'll be good. Don't ever show me that tiny Q-tip ever again, tho. Longest 25 seconds of my life.
Posted by: ErikW at February 11, 2011 05:06 PM (wwAXb)
I find that if you're not in pain doctors tend to underestimate the problem. My doctors were gobsmacked when they did my first echocardiogram. Doctors kept asking my why I could stand up and walk, not to mention flirt with the nurses, because that's how I roll.
Yep. My mom had problems with that several times before I finally convinced her that just because she could stay very calm while in a lot of pain, it doesn't mean she SHOULD stay very calm while in pain.
Posted by: Mama AJ at February 11, 2011 05:07 PM (XdlcF)
Posted by: Stillwater at February 11, 2011 05:08 PM (0GpN4)
A few St Patricks ago I drank many many green beers in an attempt to piss green.
It did not work - next time for sure.
Posted by: melvin at February 11, 2011 05:09 PM (3OCZw)
Please give me a call. I just found out I have Herpes Simplex X. I think you should call the clinic and get checked out before things start falling off.
Posted by: Ramone at February 11, 2011 05:09 PM (pW2o8)
I'll be good. Don't ever show me that tiny Q-tip ever again, tho. Longest 25 seconds of my life.
Posted by: ErikW at February 11, 2011 09:06 PM (wwAXb)
Ouch! I'll bet it was. I hope everything is ok.
Were you doing any heavy lifting or anything yesterday?
Posted by: Tami-it appears Nickless (99.174.64.43) & logprof are hosed at February 11, 2011 05:10 PM (VuLos)
Wake up America, your president is pure evil!
Posted by: Knute Rockne at February 11, 2011 05:11 PM (dKCBV)
It's nice to have a hobby.
Posted by: Y-not at February 11, 2011 05:11 PM (pW2o8)
Posted by: MissTammy. Logproff, Unban, etc at February 11, 2011 09:01 PM (BebB7)
Damn that's a long time, did they try methylprednisolone for the first couple of weeks? Do they have you on anything now (I assume) to deal with the vertigo? Like scopalamine or valium?
That seriously sucks, I totally lucked out with my life-threatening illness.
Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 11, 2011 05:11 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Mama AJ at February 11, 2011 05:12 PM (XdlcF)
What a narcissistic little shit he. I bet he gives phoyos of himself for Christmas gifts too.
Oh,and CPAC and Mittch Daniels on C-Span right now.
Posted by: whatever at February 11, 2011 05:14 PM (piMMO)
It did not work - next time for sure. Posted by: melvin
Jones Soda, Jalapeno flavor. Try it at your own risk.
Posted by: goldbricker esq at February 11, 2011 05:15 PM (S59+B)
It did not work - next time for sure.
Posted by: melvin at February 11, 2011 09:09 PM (3OCZw)
FD&C Blue #5
It doesn't always work on urine, for unknown reasons, but it always works on poo.
Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 11, 2011 05:17 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff, Chairman of the Nonpartisan Anti-nickless/logprof League at February 11, 2011 05:17 PM (W7Ddq)
Were you doing any heavy lifting or anything yesterday?
Posted by: Tami-it appears Nickless (99.174.64.43) & logprof are hosed at February 11, 2011 09:10 PM (VuLos)
No but I've been ill with a chest cold and have experienced those deep coughing fits. I wondered if that might have ruptured something and mentioned it to the ER staff but they didn't seem to think it was an issue.
Posted by: ErikW at February 11, 2011 05:17 PM (wwAXb)
Oh my.
I just made the mistake of watching the sidebar link to Obama referring to himself as The Gipper.
I'm split. Do I scream or do I cry?
Posted by: whatever at February 11, 2011 05:19 PM (piMMO)
Ingrates. Just for that, the Prince and Princess won't be getting the 8-place setting of Obama Inauguration Commemorative dinnerware Michelle picked up for them at the Dollar Store.
Posted by: Barack the Generous at February 11, 2011 05:19 PM (TPbXK)
It doesn't always work on urine, for unknown reasons, but it always works on poo.
Kids and crayons, eh?
Posted by: whatever at February 11, 2011 05:20 PM (piMMO)
Whats with the Santa hat ptotesters in Egypt?
I haven't seen that many Santas since Reindeer Games....
Posted by: KZnextzone at February 11, 2011 05:20 PM (ZUWaD)
No but I've been ill with a chest cold and have experienced those deep coughing fits. I wondered if that might have ruptured something and mentioned it to the ER staff but they didn't seem to think it was an issue.
Posted by: ErikW at February 11, 2011 09:17 PM (wwAXb)
Blood in the urine can be caused by a viral or bacterial infection, and common viruses can seek out organs they normally don't (like my myocarditis), which doctors never mention unless they see it happen for some reason.
I never heard of a flu nearly killing a heart before, but it happens.
I might assume it was an infection. Definitely a specialist and ask them about organ infections and what you can do to check/treat.
Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 11, 2011 05:21 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Fort Wayne Has Spoken at February 11, 2011 05:21 PM (FcR7P)
I'm split. Do I scream or do I cry?
Posted by: whatever at February 11, 2011 09:19 PM (piMMO)
Magic Eight Ball says "Both."
Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 11, 2011 05:22 PM (bxiXv)
I never heard of a flu nearly killing a heart before, but it happens.
Raises hand.
Bacterial bronchitis in December 2008. Bacteria went to my heart. My immune system attacked my heart. AICD diagnosed(within days of death) in late February. AICD inmplanted early March.
It does, indeed, happen.
Posted by: whatever at February 11, 2011 05:24 PM (piMMO)
ONT! ONT! ONT! ONT! ONT! ONT! ONT! ONT! ONT! ONT! ONT! ONT!
*scratches ass *
*farts*
there, feel better now
Posted by: booger at February 11, 2011 05:26 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 11, 2011 04:52 PM (tJjm/)
Yeah, I saw it on CNN.
Posted by: Leon Panetta at February 11, 2011 05:26 PM (urYpw)
I was on a Prednisone taper of some sort for 4 months; since I can barely move and couldn't work off the side of beef and 2 pounds of potatoes I was eating every day, I asked them to stop with that, as it was doing no good that I could tell. They do have me on high doses of Acyclovir. None of the above helped the vertigo...I just take Phenegran tablets orally for the nausea.
That seriously sucks, I totally lucked out with my life-threatening illness.
I didn't want to be rude and ask about that echocardiagram.....you okay how??
Posted by: MissTammy. Logproff, Unban, etc at February 11, 2011 05:29 PM (BebB7)
OMG, I have Vestibular Neuritis (similar, but it's the nerves behind the inner ear that are affected).....have had it since June 23rd. I am just now able to get off the couch without heaving my guts up. I'm in a wheelchair, which sucks, but at least I can sit up. I cna't walk or drive.
Geez! That's a serious case.
I hope you're up and running again in no time.
Posted by: whatever at February 11, 2011 05:31 PM (piMMO)
Daniels:
"The second worst outcome would be to relect the current president and face the last final blow of statism.The worst thing would be to win the election and then screw it up."
Okay, I'm paraphrasing. But, he's right.
Posted by: whatever at February 11, 2011 05:34 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Kemp at February 11, 2011 05:34 PM (oKlHO)
Posted by: KZnextzone at February 11, 2011 05:36 PM (ZUWaD)
Tell me again, what the fuck happen to nickless and logoff?
I've been informed that they were victims of the random banning that pixy tosses around every now and then. Folks keep telling me that nobody knows how to fix it but I call bullshit on that answer.
Posted by: whatever at February 11, 2011 05:36 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Kemp at February 11, 2011 09:34 PM (oKlHO)
It was ugly. They were caught in an erotic embrace in the bathroom @ Cowboy Stadium.
Posted by: Papa Editor at February 11, 2011 05:36 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Kemp at February 11, 2011 09:34 PM (oKlHO)
They were caught up in a spammer glitch and banned.
And we're all verklempt about it...or mildly annoyed.
Posted by: Tami-it appears Nickless (99.174.64.43) & logprof are hosed at February 11, 2011 05:37 PM (VuLos)
633 Anyone know if Helium is smaller than air? I have a large tank to return and I was thinking of filling my tires with it for better mileage, but I wonder if it can leak out faster
Chemjeff? Chemjeff?
Posted by: whatever at February 11, 2011 05:37 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: booger at February 11, 2011 05:37 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: Papa Editor at February 11, 2011 05:38 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: MissTammy. Logproff, Unban, etc at February 11, 2011 09:29 PM (BebB7)
For both you and whatever:
In April of last year I had what was diagnosed first as bronchitis and then as Pneumonia. Two weeks later I drove myself to the emergency room and checked in for what turned out to be a four-day our of the ICU.
Myocarditis, unknown viral infection, my Ejection Fraction was down to 10%. I had to stop and rest three times between my car and the emergency room. Took them about 12 hours to figure that out and get me into the ICU - they said part of the reason was that I should have been immobile and unconscious in my condition but I was interactive, cheerful (I think that part was from lack of blood) and I could move myself somewhat.
Frankly, it took them kind of forever to figure anything out and I'm pissed but I have other fish to fry now.
I was hovering at 15% EF (60% is normal) for probably 5 months and suddenly and kind of out of nowhere I had a few stair-step improvements they can't really explain, my last test was 24% EF and I can walk, including hills, without stopping for rest every few hundred feet. They want to do an ICD (installed defibrillator) but they have been stalling for several months and admit they don't really know what my arrythmia risk is because I'm an unusual case (relatively young, cardio system otherwise in good shape, and Myocarditis doesn't play a large role in the statistics).
I think I'm going to recover, but they've been scratching their heads all along. I think I just "fired" my second cardiologist and my current team is in a horrible location and it's a huge pain to go there. Eventually disability will run out and I work in a job field with 30 applicants for every position, and no one wants to hire anyone with health limitations.
Sorry, I'm normally a bundle of cheer. I just upped the dose of Carvedilol and it does really irritating shit to me. (It reduces blood pressure and slows heart funtion to promote healing. It also weakens you, makes you dizzy, light-sensitive, and irritable.)
I hope I didn't make you sorry you asked.
Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 11, 2011 05:40 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Papa Editor at February 11, 2011 05:40 PM (YX6i/)
Nitrogen atomic number 7, Oxygen atomic number 8 ("air" is roughly 3/4s N, 1/5th O, rest "other")
Posted by: Y-not at February 11, 2011 05:41 PM (pW2o8)
I think Harry Baals is getting the shaft.
Posted by: rdbrewer at February 11, 2011 05:42 PM (miG+7)
Nitrogen atomic number 7, Oxygen atomic number 8 ("air" is roughly 3/4s N, 1/5th O, rest "other")
Showoff!
Posted by: Whatever at February 11, 2011 05:42 PM (piMMO)
Harry Baals has become the butt of too many jokes.
Posted by: rdbrewer at February 11, 2011 05:42 PM (miG+7)
Posted by: Y-not at February 11, 2011 05:42 PM (pW2o8)
Posted by: KZnextzone at February 11, 2011 05:44 PM (ZUWaD)
Posted by: Y-not at February 11, 2011 05:44 PM (pW2o8)
What's the back-story on Harry Baals? Just a funny name that they're naming some building... ?
Taint worth hearin'.
Posted by: rdbrewer at February 11, 2011 05:44 PM (miG+7)
Posted by: Kemp at February 11, 2011 09:34 PM (oKlHO)
I'm not sure, but I have some reliable information that supports the hypothesis that nickless and logprof were banned because of their unwavering support for Duke in general and Coach K specifically. So comment carefully my friend!
/
Posted by: NC Ref at February 11, 2011 05:45 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: KZnextzone at February 11, 2011 09:36 PM (ZUWaD)
Yes, it leaks faster, and no, neither one will give you magic better gas mileage.
If the nitrogen is fully dehumidified and you fill your tires with it, that can make your pressures change less with temperature. If that keeps them higher you'll get a slight bonus to mileage, but not much.
Also, Air is 78% Nitrogen.
Helium would be worse, but neither one is much of a difference.
The amount of money Helium would save you from lower weight would probably (wild guess) be something like a dollar a year, to offset the sudden pressure loss, blowouts, and expense.
Sorry if that sounds grumpy, grumpy day, but no, don't fill your tires with helium.
Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 11, 2011 05:46 PM (bxiXv)
Does anyone know why chemjeff needed a break from us?
Maybe he needed some space, to figure out where this relationship was going...
Posted by: Stillwater at February 11, 2011 05:46 PM (0GpN4)
Not at all, but DUDE. You're really kind of Super Hero-ish, coming back from something like that. You had hardly any blood pumping!
I don't think I'd let 'em cut in to me til they knew that infection was truly gone.
Will keep you in my prayers...don't sweat the job thing, it'll work out.
Posted by: MissTammy. Logproff, Unban, etc at February 11, 2011 05:46 PM (BebB7)
Posted by: Y-not at February 11, 2011 09:44 PM (pW2o
He probably got tired of my whining.
Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 11, 2011 05:47 PM (bxiXv)
I hope I didn't make you sorry you asked.
Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 11, 2011 09:40 PM (bxiXv)
Wow....I'm surprised you didn't collapse in the parking lot! I hope you keep getting better.
Posted by: Tami-it appears Nickless (99.174.64.43) & logprof are hosed at February 11, 2011 05:48 PM (VuLos)
Have two beers. Go out, find a Lefty, and then punch him or her in the teeth.
You will feel much, much better.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at February 11, 2011 05:48 PM (LH6ir)
Hey I'm just trying to keep the thread alive. I returned the tank earlier.
Did mythbusters do something about helium filled footballs? I seem to remember that the pressure to fill the ball wasn't enough to affect the weight...
But maybe Hydrogen would have done it.
I'm thinking all the time....
*grabs another brew*
Posted by: KZnextzone at February 11, 2011 05:49 PM (ZUWaD)
Posted by: booger says the sun revolves around the earth dammit! at February 11, 2011 05:49 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: Stillwater at February 11, 2011 05:52 PM (0GpN4)
I don't think I'd let 'em cut in to me til they knew that infection was truly gone.
Will keep you in my prayers...don't sweat the job thing, it'll work out.
Posted by: MissTammy. Logproff, Unban, etc at February 11, 2011 09:46 PM (BebB7)
Thank you thank you thank you, you made me smile. I've been in kind of limbo for almost a year and it makes me crazy sometimes.
When I dressed and walked out of the ICU after three days (four including the emergency room), the nurses actually had their jaws hanging. A few of them told me "people just don't *walk* out of intensive care," it made me feel like a bad-ass even though I was walking like a 90-year-old at that point.
And I had a pretty nurse on my arm, *that* doesn't happen every day.
I've been out of work, broke and sick before, at least this time I have insurance.
Thanks again for your prayers, it means a lot. You too... I do a ton of medical research, I'll add Vestibular Neuritis to my list. I should have access to the paid database of full studies soon, so I'll see if there's some new treatment - from what I read it usually only lasts a few weeks.
Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 11, 2011 05:52 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff, Chairman of the Nonpartisan Anti-nickless/logprof League at February 11, 2011 05:52 PM (FloQV)
Did mythbusters do something about helium filled footballs? I seem to remember that the pressure to fill the ball wasn't enough to affect the weight...
But maybe Hydrogen would have done it.
It worked for us!
Posted by: Al Davis at February 11, 2011 05:52 PM (/izg2)
Not at all.
I have a bit of experience in what you are going through:
After my breathing trouble progressed to near drowning in my sleep, I, too, drove myself to the ER. (BTW, there are approximately 12-15 stairs from the parking lot to the ER door. Go figure.). I, too, am relatively young and they had no reason to suspect there was anything wrong with my heart, as I didn't even have edema. I, too, had dropped to 10% ejection fraction and my lungs were filling with water.
The AICD was a breeze. Psychologically, there are barriers to overcome from having it, but it makes you do some very serious deep-thinking and say more than just a few prayers. Then, you get used to it and rarely think about it.
If you have to get it, don't sweat it.
And every time you are in a meeting where someone conducts a safety briefing, instructing you where to find the portable defribrillator, you can just smile and say No thanks. I brought my own.
I've been lucky, I suppose, because I've had no problems whatsoever with the Carvedillol or the Digoxin.
Let me ask you a question: Are you taking a statin for high-cholesterol?
Posted by: Whatever at February 11, 2011 05:53 PM (piMMO)
My money is on Mathews.
Posted by: BhO Diddley at February 11, 2011 05:54 PM (rrkE9)
*slaps forehead*
Of course it can't work or the damn tank wouldn't be so heavy.
I think Cliff Cragen has something with the Buffalo theory of beer...
Posted by: KZnextzone at February 11, 2011 05:55 PM (ZUWaD)
Did mythbusters do something about helium filled footballs?
Posted by: KZnextzone at February 11, 2011 09:49 PM (ZUWaD)
That sounds like something retarded they'd do.
Any time that douche proclaims "It's Science!" I want to break his fucking jaw.
Posted by: ErikW at February 11, 2011 05:57 PM (wwAXb)
That kind of sounds like an experience i had, although yours is much more serious than mine turned out to be. I had been out mowing the lawn when my heart started to beat fast, didn't think much of it but it just kept on beating really fast and then it started skipping beats, and then it started to not just skip beats but beat a couple times, stop, beat real fast, stop, repeat, all the while each beat was just a pound in my chest that felt like my heart was trying to leap out. Anyway, drove myself to the ER and told them i though i was having a heart attack and they promptly gave me paperwork to fill out and told me to bring it back to the receptionist when i was done.
So, long story short, sat in the waiting room for an hour thinking i was gonna die and when the nurse finally checked my pulse she took me back for a doc to look at, turns out i was just badly dehydrated. Couple bags of fluids and all was back to normal.
Posted by: booger says the sun revolves around the earth dammit! at February 11, 2011 05:57 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 11, 2011 05:58 PM (A/oSU)
You don't think about your heart too much until it makes itself known. Regardless of how it turned out (thank God) it must have been darn scary while it was happening.
Posted by: Whatever at February 11, 2011 05:59 PM (piMMO)
Did mythbusters do something about helium filled footballs? I seem to remember that the pressure to fill the ball wasn't enough to affect the weight...
Posted by: KZnextzone at February 11, 2011 09:49 PM (ZUWaD)It was barely lighter, but that was actually worse because it slightly reduced the momentum of the football.
Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 11, 2011 06:01 PM (bxiXv)
I have no doubt whatsoever that Obama's last words will be "What a genius the world is losing!"
Posted by: AmishDude at February 11, 2011 06:03 PM (BvBKY)
What a statesman the world is losing!
Posted by: Whatever at February 11, 2011 06:04 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: MissTammy. Logproff, Unban, etc at February 11, 2011 06:04 PM (BebB7)
Posted by: NC Ref at February 11, 2011 09:45 PM (/izg2)
No, that would be me and Kemp. Neener Neener
Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 11, 2011 06:05 PM (l3g1A)
Posted by: moki at February 11, 2011 06:05 PM (dZmFh)
I'm no stud, I'm just concerned about Merovign and understand what he (she?) is going through.
I really would like to know if statins are part of the regimen.
Posted by: Whatever at February 11, 2011 06:06 PM (piMMO)
With all the Egyptian turmoil, Americans are forgetting about my vegetable campaign, and insistence that all members of the proletariat eat a daily eight ounce helping of brocolli, kale, and rutabaga. There are no exceptions.
Posted by: Michelle Obama, First Mama to all Americans at February 11, 2011 06:08 PM (ZHsNw)
Let me ask you a question: Are you taking a statin for high-cholesterol?
Posted by: Whatever at February 11, 2011 09:53 PM (piMMO)
Congratulations and I hope it continues to go well. I tend to have every listed side effect and a few more.
Statins? Oh HELL no. First, my cholesterol is perfect, despite never eating anything but cheese and real butter.
Second of all, I have enough memory problems with the other drugs, no need to inhibit the synthesis of cholesterol, like, you know, brain cells.
Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 11, 2011 06:09 PM (bxiXv)
You forgot arugula.
Posted by: Whatever at February 11, 2011 06:09 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Michelle Obama, First Mama to all Americans at February 11, 2011 10:08 PM (ZHsNw)
Why don't the Egyptians have to eat their vegetables?
Posted by: robtr nickless liberation front at February 11, 2011 06:11 PM (hVDig)
You forgot arugula.
Posted by: Whatever at February 11, 2011 10:09 PM (piMMO)
In my house, only Stinky eats arugula, and the rest of the family munches down on a few vegetables but primarily wings, fries, burgers, and pizza. We're just like any other American family, but we don't advertise our excessive consumption of fatty foods, and our rhetoric is primarily for the unwashed masses.
Posted by: Michelle Obama, First Mama to all Americans at February 11, 2011 06:12 PM (ZHsNw)
I had something similar dagny. Horrible and it came on all of a sudden. Fine one minute....on the floor the next. It was either an inner ear infection or BPPV. Took forever to go away completely.
It was bad for a week, not so bad for another week but took a full year to go away. Years later, if I lie on my back and move my head suddenly, I get a little wave.
I was refinishing a desk that my mom bought in 1962 from some old lady whose husband had traveled in WWI. Mom "antiqued" it in 1968 in this nasty blue and brown paint. As I was stripping it last month, I realized it was mahogany. Then I started finding satin-wood inlay. Turns out to be a 1804 Hepplewhite or Sheradon. Anyway, as I was crawling around under it looking for a mark, I get a wave of room flipping. Freaked me out. Now I think it was the stripper but after the labyrinthitis I overreacted.
Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 11, 2011 06:12 PM (l3g1A)
Posted by: Emperor Barry I The Magnanimous at February 11, 2011 06:13 PM (fQeyg)
Hear about the woman who switched her birth control pills with Valium?
She has twelve kids , but she really doesn't care.
Try the veal.
Posted by: KZnextzone at February 11, 2011 06:15 PM (ZUWaD)
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Posted by: rdbrewer at February 11, 2011 06:17 PM (miG+7)
You pussified boys can keep your arugula and kale, but give me a plate of friend Rocky Mountain oysters with a side order of fries and hot sauce, and wash it down with a few pitchers of beer. Belch! That's what I call a balanced diet.
Posted by: Jenna Jameson, Flick Floozie at February 11, 2011 06:18 PM (ZHsNw)
Modern medicine is indeed a crapshoot. We've made mind boggling advancements but to be terribly honest, we have no fucking idea what's going on.
It would be wise to admit as much.
Posted by: ErikW at February 11, 2011 06:19 PM (wwAXb)
I'm glad to hear it, uh, read it.
There's a nasty little secret that the pharmaceutical companies have finally lost their grips on. Two years ago when my cardiologist (a medical junkie) spent about an hour with me explaining the damage that statins do to a heart there were only a couple of articles on Google about it. There was a doctor in Texas raising holy hell about it, trying to get people to listen and my doctor was one who did. He said that during med school one of the things you learn is about an enzyme that is present in everyone and is crucial to muscle health and the generation of energy, CO-Q-10. Because nothing had been known to effect it, he said that doctors pretty much stopped thinking about it after med school. THEN, a funny thing happened: There came about a rise in heart failure (not heart attacks) which seemed to coincide with the incidence of statin use. THEN it was found that one of the pharmaceutical companies had already made the link, but didn't publish the findings and, well, you have some very pissed off cardiologists on your hands.
Now, just two years later you can find tons of stuff about it on the net. The only bad thing about it is that a real and necessary supplement that should be taken by all statin users will end up looking like a fad. It's not. My doctor insists that I take the supplement because he said that it aides in strengthening my heart.
I just take it and say thanks.
Sorry. Now that I know, I can't resist telling everyone about it.
Posted by: Whatever at February 11, 2011 06:20 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: booger says the sun revolves around the earth dammit! at February 11, 2011 09:57 PM (9RFH1)
I was put on fluid restriction right after the ICU - no more than 60 oz fluids (total) per day.
I used to always drink more than a gallon every day - not including food, just water and other beverages.
Oh My God, the thirst. I took myself off the restriction when we got the right diuretic and fixed the edema (5 months of complaining later).
I'm glad to hear you turned out okay.
Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 11, 2011 06:20 PM (bxiXv)
I'm no stud, I'm just concerned about Merovign and understand what he (she?) is going through.
I really would like to know if statins are part of the regimen.
Posted by: Whatever at February 11, 2011 10:06 PM (piMMO)
Thanks, Tammy, and it's "he," Whatever.
I do *not* want that confusion floating around, my social calendar is screwed up enough as it is.
Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 11, 2011 06:22 PM (bxiXv)
So do you need the supplement if you are not taking statins?
Posted by: USS Diversity at February 11, 2011 06:22 PM (DLxD/)
Posted by: moki at February 11, 2011 06:25 PM (dZmFh)
Now, just two years later you can find tons of stuff about it on the net. The only bad thing about it is that a real and necessary supplement that should be taken by all statin users will end up looking like a fad. It's not. My doctor insists that I take the supplement because he said that it aides in strengthening my heart.
I just take it and say thanks.
Sorry. Now that I know, I can't resist telling everyone about it.
Posted by: Whatever at February 11, 2011 10:20 PM (piMMO)
I'm taking 12 times the doctor's recommended dose of CoQ10 - because I looked up the studies. Incredibly important for anyone with heart issues or taking any drugs that affect the heart - though if neither of those cases apply you should probably take a much smaller amount. The typical dose is 35mg/day, I take 400, some people take up to 1000 based on one study but the methodology looked a little flaky to me.
Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 11, 2011 06:26 PM (bxiXv)
So do you need the supplement if you are not taking statins?
Posted by: USS Diversity at February 11, 2011 10:22 PM (DLxD/)
"Research Indicates" that a small dose is probably good enough as a preventative measure, like 35mg/day. Can't hurt, literally, no one has found any side effects that I know of.
The big doses are for when you have a problem.
It's actually naturally found in your body but it gets depleted REAL quickly when you have damage to the heart.
Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 11, 2011 06:28 PM (bxiXv)
And I was thanking someone for their prayers... I wonder if that blew a fuse somewhere.
Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 11, 2011 06:31 PM (bxiXv)
I don't know. My heart failure was completely unrelated to any sort of blockage (I have clean arteries) but I do take Lipitor for high-cholesterol.
Mayo Clinic's website still states that some claims re its use are controversial but I've watched that opinion begin to fall away over the last two years. Of course, it will now be claimed by lunatics to cure everything from impotence to baldness and folks will begin to disregard it as a fad.
Until my very reputable, highly respected cardiologists says otherwise, I'm popping those pills.
Posted by: Whatever at February 11, 2011 06:32 PM (piMMO)
NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's a nasty little secret that the pharmaceutical companies have finally lost their grips on.
My doctor told me years ago she wouldn't put a rat on statins. I all but force feed my mama CO-Q-10. I stuff an entire stocking full of it for Christmas every year.
Another thing no one mentions is that certain classes of blood pressure medicine cause CHF. Many people with high blood pressure eventually die of CHF and they have assumed all these years that it was because of the hypertension when in fact in many cases it's the meds destroying the muscle tissue.
And Moki, thanks...the ScopPatch helped the nausea, but not the dizziness.
Posted by: MissTammy. Logproff, Unban, etc at February 11, 2011 06:32 PM (BebB7)
Great!
I'll be there next month for a conference. I'll keep my eyes open for any funny-business!
Posted by: Whatever at February 11, 2011 06:34 PM (piMMO)
I'm so happy to find that others are hearing the same things that I am. For the first year that I talked about it, everyone just looked at me like I was a nut,
Posted by: Whatever at February 11, 2011 06:36 PM (piMMO)
And Moki, thanks...the ScopPatch helped the nausea, but not the dizziness.
Posted by: MissTammy. Logproff, Unban, etc at February 11, 2011 10:32 PM (BebB7)
Oh, God, hypertension, don't get me started.
No, I never had it, my BP was always slightly low, but it comes up and IMHO and based on a lot of research, most treatments do more harm than good.
Most pharmaceuticals are over-tested for effectiveness (and the standards keep changing) and under-tested for allergic reactions, for example.
*Some* of the people who have hypertension react to excess salt, so the doctors tell *everyone* to eat bland food. They are not the *good* kind of morons.
Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 11, 2011 06:38 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Whatever at February 11, 2011 10:36 PM (piMMO)
The pateints are ahead of the doctors sometimes.
Some of my doctors hate me because I read the studies before they do.
"You need to do this next..."
"But according to the 25,000-person study done based in Houston over the last ten years, that will have the opposite effect."
"...i hate you..."
Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 11, 2011 06:41 PM (bxiXv)
The patients are ahead of the doctors sometimes.
Some of my doctors hate me because I read the studies before they do.
Nobody should ever sit back and let someone else be completely responsible for their health. You are doing the right thing.
Posted by: Whatever at February 11, 2011 06:43 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: moki at February 11, 2011 06:44 PM (dZmFh)
You might want to take to the next thread. I'm sure he's over there.
Posted by: Whatever at February 11, 2011 06:49 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: moki at February 11, 2011 10:44 PM (dZmFh)
You could do it the way I do: "Shouldn't I be taking a ton of CoQ10 if I have any damage to my heart, you idiots?"
Or you could do it the polite way.
Or just start taking it, it's not cheap but it's worth it. For a case where heart healing is involved I'd go to 400mg/day in one dose. Bt do look p the research online if you can.
You could start here: Introduction to CoQ10
Oh, great, my "u" key is failing. That's not fcking fnny. It only works if I pond on it.
Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 11, 2011 06:50 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: moki at February 11, 2011 06:52 PM (dZmFh)
He expects <i>worship</i>.
Posted by: Beldar at February 11, 2011 10:55 PM (oKFlA)
Oh, no, that would be immodest. Just cheer and throw money.
Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 11, 2011 06:57 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Whatever at February 11, 2011 07:05 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Whatever at February 11, 2011 11:05 PM (piMMO)
Swansons. Online ordering. Google for Swansons Vitamins.
$12.99 for 90 caps 200mg
Much cheaper than the stores, even Wal Mart. They have a pretty good reputation as far as quality, unfortunately it's an industry not often reviewed for a variety of reasons.
I have noticed that the powder caps are twice as large as the liquid caps for the same dose.
Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 11, 2011 07:10 PM (bxiXv)
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Need is wealth. Sacrifice is freedom.
We are at war with Eastasia. We have always been at war with Eastasia...
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That is a thoroughly repulsive image, and one that will take years of psychotherapy to dislodge
Bastard.
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