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December 11, 2011

Obama's Preacher's Sermon: It's Our Fault For Expecting So Much
— Ace

Â“Many unfairly expected a messiah that could cure the U.S. of all its problems, and now we see itÂ’s not that easy."

Posted by: Ace at 12:47 PM | Comments (162)
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1 Gee, I wonder where they got that idea.

Posted by: Andy at December 11, 2011 12:47 PM (XG+Mn)

2 Gee, I wonder where anyone would have gotten the ideas that electing Obama would have caused the seas to stop rising or petty things like that. It's a mystery is what it is.

SCOAMF.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 11, 2011 12:48 PM (Gk3SS)

3 He painted *himself* as that Messiah.

No sympathy when his own chickens come home to roost

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 11, 2011 12:49 PM (IIQIM)

4 I'm surprised he actually went to church. And he does manage to find these commie preachers.

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2011 12:49 PM (YdQQY)

5 Bait And Switch. M.O. of The Left since 1790.

Posted by: BuddyPC at December 11, 2011 12:50 PM (KCuY9)

Gee willikers.

Posted by: wooga at December 11, 2011 12:50 PM (vjyZP)

7 "This was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow & our planet began to hell".

-B.H. Obama, June, 2008

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 11, 2011 12:51 PM (IIQIM)

8 Hell wasn't part of that quote, but damn if it isn't so fitting.....!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 11, 2011 12:51 PM (IIQIM)

9 All during the 2008 campaign we were told that this brilliant POS had a new way of doing things that would work wonders; and now those ignorant cocksuckers want to pretend that never happened?

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 11, 2011 12:54 PM (UJYQt)

10 Poor Obama.

He gets blamed for his own miserable economic policies. And on top of that he can't just walk around the grocery story and feel up the produce (remember that doozy?!)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 11, 2011 12:54 PM (IIQIM)

11 I'm surprised he actually went to church. And he does manage to find these commie preachers.

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2011 04:49 PM (YdQQY)

Commie preachers: chasing away parishoners and killing churches since 1950.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 11, 2011 12:55 PM (jucos)

12 Obama's a SCOAMF, just as expected.

He is who we thought he was.

Posted by: zmdavid at December 11, 2011 12:55 PM (D0st8)

13 We need a Messiah, if Obama isn't him .. screw Obama

Posted by: James Shatner at December 11, 2011 12:56 PM (e8kgV)

14 Well, then someone needs to chastise the boatloads of obsequious photographers who went out of their way to photograph him backdropped with anything that appeared to give him a halo.

Posted by: Jeremiad was a Bullfrog at December 11, 2011 12:56 PM (XftuI)

15 Someone needs to play the "this was the moment" portion of Obama's inaugural address for this fine man of god. Clearly, he was doing the lords work instead of watching American political events.

Posted by: f2000 at December 11, 2011 12:57 PM (FcMtg)

16 That Church is tax exempt. Why?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 11, 2011 12:57 PM (IIQIM)

I figured this would happen. ....And I'm sure he will be working it into all his campaign speeches from now on. Plus saying that it's "all Bush's fault".

I can hear it now...."Bush screwed things up so bad, I need another four years to finish cleaning up the mess".

Posted by: wheatie.....aka ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at December 11, 2011 12:58 PM (HvKWW)

18 13 We need a Messiah, if Obama isn't him .. screw Obama

Posted by: James Shatner at December 11, 2011 04:56 PM (e8kgV)

Herbert....

Posted by: Oh... James Shatner, not William? LOL at December 11, 2011 12:58 PM (NtXW4)

Obama is a CINO. Christian in Name Only. I would bet that all of those marxist preachers are going to be surprised when, upon dying, they find themselves in hell.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 11, 2011 12:59 PM (jucos)

20 Because if we are willing to work for it, and fight for it, and believe in it, then I am absolutely certain that generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless; this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal; this was the moment when we ended a war and secured our nation and restored our image as the last, best hope on Earth. This was the moment - this was the time - when we came together to remake this great nation so that it may always reflect our very best selves, and our highest ideals.

It's pretty obvious to see where this all fell apart .. if we are willing to work for it .. nothing there about golf or wagyu

Posted by: James Shatner at December 11, 2011 01:00 PM (e8kgV)

21 Too cold to golf. Election coming soon.
Honey, lets go to church.

Posted by: Ba Ba Ba La Ba La Obama at December 11, 2011 01:01 PM (SrCor)

22 "... a light will shine through that window, a beam of light will come down upon you, you will experience an epiphany ... and you will suddenly realize that you must go to the polls and vote for Obama" - New Hampshire, January 7, 2008.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 11, 2011 01:01 PM (UR5vq)

23 So, this would be what, the second speech Ebola has heard this dude make?

Posted by: eman at December 11, 2011 01:02 PM (HUEsn)

24 Barack will NEVER ALLOW YOU to go back to your lives as usual Â– uninvolved, uninformed Â– you have to stay at the seat at the table of democracy with a man like Barack Obama not just on Tuesday but in a year from now, in four years from now, in eights years from now, YOU WILL HAVE TO BE ENGAGED.

(Has this preacher ever heard one of Obama's campaign speeches or seen the MFM-generated imagry of Obama in ascending/halo-clad poses?)

Posted by: Michelle Obama at December 11, 2011 01:04 PM (UR5vq)

25 "... a light will shine through that window, a beam of light will come down upon you, you will experience an epiphany ... and you will suddenly realize that you must go to the polls and vote for Obama" - New Hampshire, January 7, 2008.

Holy eff. Is this one true?!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 11, 2011 01:04 PM (IIQIM)

Conventional wisdom posits that this potent right-wing, anti-Obama sentiment will diminish the President's power Â— enough for Republicans to vanquish Democrats in November, regain control of Congress and weaken the incumbent for 2012.

But this myopia has been created within an electronic cocoon of Fox News, talk radio, conservative websites and rhetoric from Republican leaders, all passionately reinforcing the message that the Obama Administration is disastrous on a historic scale. It's a message that is being transported as gamely by rank-and-file Republicans as it is by erudite conservative columnists with national readerships.

So how did that work out for TIME and the Democrats anyway ?

Posted by: James Shatner at December 11, 2011 01:04 PM (e8kgV)

27 The only thing that I was expecting him to fix was elections, and I will accept total failure on that in '12 without assigning blame or asking for an apology.

On this you have my solemn word.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 11, 2011 01:05 PM (HBqDo)

Crap... how far down am I in the Polls??? to a MORMON??? and a guy named NEWT???

OK.... its time to play the 'church' card...

Posted by: Precedent Barrack O'bombya at December 11, 2011 01:06 PM (NtXW4)

29 SCOAMF! Thanks to all the voters who were duped by this empty suit that this time the same ol' same ol' would be different by electing a democrat for president.

I hate you all.

Posted by: Theresa at December 11, 2011 01:08 PM (nAvCW)

30 "....our planet began to hell".

Spelling error that turns out to be more accurate than the original quote.

Posted by: Grammar Nazi at December 11, 2011 01:08 PM (TCyyS)

31 Aw Trunk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KybH3W2Au8k

Posted by: James Shatner at December 11, 2011 01:08 PM (e8kgV)

2007: He's the messiah

2011: You idiot! You thought he was the messiah!

Posted by: Truman North at December 11, 2011 01:09 PM (I2LwF)

33 30 "....our planet began to hell".

Spelling error that turns out to be more accurate than the original quote.

Posted by: Grammar Nazi at December 11, 2011 05:08 PM (TCyyS)

Nine.... just a little.... szlip of the tongue...

Posted by: Siggy Freud at December 11, 2011 01:09 PM (NtXW4)

Funny, he seemed happy to be a blank canvas upon which the electorate could paint anything they wished.

Now, all we see is a big picture of Alfred E. Newman.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, working towards full Curmudgeonhood at December 11, 2011 01:12 PM (d0Tfm)

35 btw, those are quotes taken whole, no exaggeration. Here's a primary article.

Obama: No warrantless wiretaps if you elect me

"My job this morning is to be so persuasive...that a light will shine through that window, a beam of light will come down upon you, you will experience an epiphany, and you will suddenly realize that you must go to the polls and vote for Barack," he told a crowd of about 300 Ivy Leaguers--and, by the looks of it, a handful of locals who managed to gain access to what was supposed to be a students-only event.

Idiots, all of them.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 11, 2011 01:12 PM (UR5vq)

Wait a minute, I thought his election would halt the rise of the oceans and heal our planet?!? How does a non-messiah do this?!? But if the GOP doesn't select a nominee who can win, we'll be listening to this kind of nonsense for four more years.

Thankfully, GOP primary voters have traditionally understood that this is the one qualification that stands above all others ... http://bit.ly/qVdDUt

Posted by: ombdz at December 11, 2011 01:13 PM (2DpoY)

37 Whoever the GOP nominee ends up being has to make the "moment when the planet begins to heal" a laugh-line at one of the debates. Reagan would have figured out a way how. After some inane Obama talking point, repons with: "Ladies and gentlemen, we'll look back on this night in a few months and know that this was the moment when America began to heal, when Americans stopped falling for brain dead slogans from pretty boy hacks..." something like that. Work on it, speechwriters. Make it happen.

Posted by: cleaningmygun at December 11, 2011 01:13 PM (WUcSM)

38 Well, I guess we'll keep waiting for our Socialist Savior to fix what ails the United States. Really, I hope this is the last gasp of Socialism's attempt to break through into this country. I am sick of this bullshit.

Posted by: Joffen at December 11, 2011 01:13 PM (zLeKL)

39 My job this morning is to be so persuasive...that a light will shine through that window, a beam of light will come down upon you, you will experience an epiphany, and you will suddenly realize that you must go to the polls and vote for Barack

Cripes almighty. Snagging this link.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 11, 2011 01:13 PM (IIQIM)

40 34

Funny, he seemed happy to be a blank canvas upon which the electorate could paint anything they wished.

Now, all we see is a big picture of Alfred E. Newman.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, working towards full Curmudgeonhood at December 11, 2011 05:12 PM (d0Tfm)

Wait, isn't he supposed to have clothes on?

Posted by: Little Boy, Looking at the Emporer at December 11, 2011 01:13 PM (NtXW4)

41 Hey .. we're still in RECOVERY SUMMER

Posted by: James Shatner at December 11, 2011 01:13 PM (e8kgV)

42 Why are people surprised? He gave us exactly what he campaigned on. Sure somethings didn't get passed but there have been no surprises....

Posted by: Phoenixgirl (oZfic) is cat piss at December 11, 2011 01:15 PM (ZxReA)

43 But but but.....Obama you promised to kill me last?

Posted by: Democrat voter at December 11, 2011 01:15 PM (3tl3s)

Yeah TIME magazine - Obama's failures are not real - it's all republican messaging.

The left really think this.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at December 11, 2011 01:15 PM (O7ksG)

Â“Many unfairly expected a messiah that could cure the U.S. of all its problems, and now we see itÂ’s not that easy."

You cant just decide "Today I will be brilliant" Prezidtns hard ...

Posted by: Cpt. B O'bama, USS Excuses at December 11, 2011 01:16 PM (ewHA5)

46 At least the Rev. Wright never saw Obama as Christ. As Paul put it, even the demons know who He is.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at December 11, 2011 01:17 PM (uQw9t)

47 He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy.

Posted by: f2000 at December 11, 2011 01:17 PM (FcMtg)

48 The way he stared at those little tar balls on the sands of the gulf coast was a life changing event for me. This poor man has had so much bad luck!

Posted by: Delilah Crappenstein from Glastonbury, CT at December 11, 2011 01:17 PM (AlYnQ)

49 I also promised to cut the deficit in half by the end of my first term.

Posted by: Obama at December 11, 2011 01:18 PM (3tl3s)

Â“Many unfairly expected a messiah......"

Unfairly? ....."unfairly expected a messiah"? ....So now he's saying that he is a victim of people's 'unfair expectations'?

I seem to remember him basking in all those 'unfair expectations' back in 2008 - 2009.

Posted by: wheatie.....aka ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at December 11, 2011 01:18 PM (HvKWW)

51 Can someone explain why he's such a good dad?

Posted by: Phoenixgirl (oZfic) is cat piss at December 11, 2011 01:18 PM (ZxReA)

52 43 But but but.....Obama you promised to kill me last?

I lied.

On another note, here is why we need a decisive CinC. One misstep gets people killed and compromises our security capabilities/endangers our allies:

Yeah, yeah, it's DEBKA, but it makes sense given that the Iranians are unlikely to have the knowhow to reverse-engineer and analyze the downed drone.

Nuclear knowhow, S300 are Iran's price for Russian, Chinese access to US drone

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 11, 2011 01:19 PM (UR5vq)

53 O/T: Just finished watching the debate and I'm not buying the criticism that Romney is getting with his $10,000 bet. Yeah, it was stupid inasmuch as it shows that Perry got to him but some of the criticism smacks of class warfare. Who cares if he bet $10,000? Who cares if Romney is so successful as a businessman that that amount means little to him? Isn't that what we want in America, to be so wealthy that $10,000 is a throw-away amount? That being said, I think Perry would have won the bet.

Posted by: Joffen at December 11, 2011 01:19 PM (zLeKL)

54 I reminded my mother just a few minutes ago that 48% of the population is terminally stupid.

Posted by: jewells45..teapartyterrorist at December 11, 2011 01:19 PM (Z71Vg)

55 Can someone explain why he's such a good dad?

Because he doesn't allow the girls to watch any of the Kardashian programming.

I know, low bar and all that.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 11, 2011 01:19 PM (IIQIM)

56 Note to Soetoro: only false messiahs whine.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 11, 2011 01:19 PM (4Do1m)

57 Anybody have some hand sanitizer?

Posted by: Pontius Pilate Wright at December 11, 2011 01:19 PM (dOsjQ)

58 "This was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow & our planet began to heal".

Yep, first thing that sprang to my mind, too.

This guy is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: fluffy at December 11, 2011 01:19 PM (4Kl5M)

59 The Left pitched this rolling disaster of an incompetent boob to America as The One, who would rollback the Seas like another Moses. They used quasi-fascist/communist iconography to paint the SCOAMF as the very embodiment of Hope. NOW they tell us he's just a Dope. How unfair of us to notice!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 11, 2011 01:19 PM (niZvt)

60 He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy.

Heh.

Posted by: fluffy looks on the bright side of life at December 11, 2011 01:21 PM (4Kl5M)

61 53 O/T: Just finished watching the debate and I'm not buying the criticism that Romney is getting with his $10,000 bet. Yeah, it was stupid inasmuch as it shows that Perry got to him but some of the criticism smacks of class warfare. Who cares if he bet $10,000? Who cares if Romney is so successful as a businessman that that amount means little to him?
Isn't that what we want in America, to be so wealthy that $10,000 is a throw-away amount?

That being said, I think Perry would have won the bet.

Posted by: Joffen at December 11, 2011 05:19 PM (zLeKL)

Yeah getting in a snit that Romney is willing to bet $10,000 is pretty dumb. In fact its almost as dumb as attempting to make a bet at all during a presidential debate.

Posted by: buzzion at December 11, 2011 01:21 PM (GULKT)

62 The Audacity of Hope: Thoughts on Reclaiming the American Dream

With Obama, there is no hope

Posted by: James Shatner at December 11, 2011 01:22 PM (e8kgV)

63 That's the first time I have ever defended the schmuck.

Posted by: Joffen at December 11, 2011 01:22 PM (zLeKL)

64 55 Can someone explain why he's such a good dad?

Because he doesn't allow the girls to watch any of the Kardashian programming.

I know, low bar and all that.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 11, 2011 05:19 PM (IIQIM)

Don't forget that he doesn't want his daughters punished with a baby either.

Posted by: buzzion at December 11, 2011 01:22 PM (GULKT)

65 Remember this from Newsweek's Evan Thomas (whose father was a commie) in '09:

"I mean in a way ObamaÂ’s standing above the country, above Â– above the world, heÂ’s sort of God."
_{Yeah, Evan sort of, what ever the hell that means you friggin idjit.}

Posted by: ontherocks at December 11, 2011 01:22 PM (HBqDo)

66 Can someone explain why he's such a good dad?

Posted by: Phoenixgirl

Is he? I would wager that his live-in Mother-in -law is doing a lot of child - rearing. We know nothing really about the daughters and that is frankly the way it should be.

The only thing that concerns me is that he is a terrible liability as President, and defeating him next November is by no means a slam dunk.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at December 11, 2011 01:23 PM (sJTmU)

67 So Presidentin' is hard? Who knew!

Posted by: alexthechick at December 11, 2011 01:23 PM (Gk3SS)

68 Are Mormons allowed to gamble? .....I actually don't know, that's why I'm asking.

Posted by: wheatie.....aka ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at December 11, 2011 01:23 PM (HvKWW)

69 Just to put his priorities in perspective, this is his 10th trip to church since taking office, in that same time span he has golfed 88 times.

Posted by: James Shatner at December 11, 2011 01:24 PM (e8kgV)

70 I suspect that Willard's people are not completely unhappy with the attention being focused on the bet (which, to me, is just meh, who cares?), rather than on his not very smooth and at many times outright testy performance. I think he showed some big cracks in his facade last night. Gingrich must terrify him.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 11, 2011 01:25 PM (4Do1m)

71 How DARE the American people expect a self-proclaimed messiah (or at least didn't discourage others saying so) to be a messiah...or merely competent...or anything other than a quasi-socialist Europhile who doesn't believe in an objective American exceptionalism. I spit on the toadies and enablers who made his rise possible and foisted his Skittle-sh*tting unicorn promising *ss upon this country.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at December 11, 2011 01:25 PM (1zwZo)

72 Howbout them freakin' Packers?

Posted by: Truman North at December 11, 2011 01:27 PM (I2LwF)

73 Has anyone else heard the rumor the Michelle is fooling around with a Secret Service guy? Apparently the story is in The Globe this week. I wouldn't be a bit surprised since I am pretty damn sure Obama is the ghey.

Posted by: jewells45..teapartyterrorist at December 11, 2011 01:27 PM (Z71Vg)

74 I suspect that Willard's people are not completely unhappy with the attention being focused on the bet (which, to me, is just meh, who cares?), rather than on his not very smooth and at many times outright testy performance. I think he showed some big cracks in his facade last night. Gingrich must terrify him. I think the bet is linked with his debate performance, so I sorta disagree. In any case, fair criticism or not, I'm glad he's continuing his freefall

Posted by: Joffen at December 11, 2011 01:28 PM (zLeKL)

75 Can someone explain why he's such a good dad?

The threshold for "good dad" in the 21st century is really, really low (especially for African-American men, and I denounce myself for noticing)--acknowledge paternity, show up every now and then, give some money to the mother. He actually married to their mother--and stayed married years after their birth--pays their private school tuition, takes them on vacations (on our dime, and I denounce myself for noticing), got them a dog....that's an Exceeds Expectations. Even if he can't remember their birthdays.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 11, 2011 01:28 PM (hO8IJ)

76 He and the Media led the silly to believe He could cause the oceans to recede etc, and that HE had the answers to the fiscal crisis re 2008 of september, So He himself is to blame for believing it himself which means He is foolish and doesn't have the sense to get the right economists in his administration , He himself bought socialism can be done and nicely if it is done right by HIM and His crew of thieves and They could enjoy lining their pockets with the fruits of others labors while at times sticking a 5 or 10 into a poor souls pocket.
He is his archetypes are what ails america and europe.

Posted by: willow at December 11, 2011 01:28 PM (h+qn8)

77 Here's a sampling of the tunes some people were singing about Obama in 2008:

Is Obama a (or the) Messiah?

A simple Google search will yield many such results.

They wouldn't have written these missives if they hadn't gotten the impression Obama was selling himself as a Messiah-like, politics-transcending figure.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 11, 2011 01:28 PM (UR5vq)

78 Just to put his priorities in perspective, this is his 10th trip to church since taking office, in that same time span he has golfed 88 times.

Posted by: James Shatner at December 11, 2011 05:24 PM (e8kgV)

And by church you meant mosque, right?

Posted by: ErikW at December 11, 2011 01:28 PM (Cd76O)

79 Obama should just raise his kids Catholic. Communists shouldn't believe in god.

(my parents were Catholic and raised me atheist)

Can someone explain why he's such a good dad?

You know, he seems like a good family man, but he also seems to think what Cosby would actually say...

"I wanted sons... I ended up with these two losers"

Liberals (today's libs anyway) don't seem to get that he's just not "into" Women or Gays at all.

Posted by: KirkCameronLeftMeBehind at December 11, 2011 01:28 PM (iZ6fL)

80 Obama says the banks Â“should be remedying past mortgage abuses that led to the financial crisis, and working to keep responsible homeowners in their home.Â” ItÂ’s nice to hear what he thinks banks Â“shouldÂ” be doing, but he didnÂ’t use his presidential clout to compel them to do much of anything to change their ways, even when he could, back when Democrats controlled both Houses of Congress. And ObamaÂ’s own pitiful program to keep families in their homes was a colossal failure that helped only a fraction. Perhaps Obama is now infuriated with himself.

Posted by: James Shatner at December 11, 2011 01:29 PM (e8kgV)

81 oops rather long, sorry for the rant.

Posted by: willow at December 11, 2011 01:29 PM (h+qn8)

pays their private school tuition,

I'm thinking Sidwell Friends gladly host the little urchins for free.

And if they didn't you and I would be paying for it.

Posted by: Truman North at December 11, 2011 01:29 PM (I2LwF)

83 73 Has anyone else heard the rumor the Michelle is fooling around with a Secret Service guy? Apparently the story is in The Globe this week. I wouldn't be a bit surprised since I am pretty damn sure Obama is the ghey.

Posted by: jewells45..teapartyterrorist at December 11, 2011 05:27 PM (Z71Vg)

Well you know at least the older daughter is his. Look at her in the picture at the link. She really takes after her father in the looks department. The only thing that would have been worse for her is if she took after her mother.

Posted by: buzzion at December 11, 2011 01:29 PM (GULKT)

84 Posted by: James Shatner

You Klingon bastard. You've killed my son.

Posted by: Admiral William T. Kirk at December 11, 2011 01:29 PM (DS64h)

85 Has anyone else heard the rumor the Michelle is fooling around with a Secret Service guy? Apparently the story is in The Globe this week. I wouldn't be a bit surprised since I am pretty damn sure Obama is the ghey. Posted by: jewells45..teapartyterrorist at December 11, 2011 05:27 PM (Z71Vg) Just threw up a little. Thanks.

Posted by: eman at December 11, 2011 01:30 PM (HUEsn)

86 Dammit, jewells!! Here's a link to their teaser. Which, at least for me, begs the question, how hard up does one have to be to hit that?

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 11, 2011 01:32 PM (4Do1m)

The only thing that would have been worse for her is if she took after her mother.

Guess God figured he had punished them enough.

Posted by: jewells45..teapartyterrorist at December 11, 2011 01:32 PM (Z71Vg)

88 My 'favorite' of these humble Obama moments is this one:

In a conference call with advisers, Mr. Obama spoke of the transformative domestic policies he had promised and now would pursue. Mr. Geithner, say people familiar with the exchange, cautioned that the crisis Mr. Obama had inherited was so severe that it would constrain him.

Â“Your legacy is going to be preventing the second Great Depression,Â” Mr. Geithner said.

Vexed, Mr. Obama replied, Â“ThatÂ’s not enough for me.Â”

Screw him and the unicorn he rode in on.

Posted by: Adrian at December 11, 2011 01:33 PM (PY4xx)

89 SCOAMF!

Posted by: jukin at December 11, 2011 01:34 PM (5oKRH)

90 Confidentially, I think there may be another agent cheating on me with the other side of her ass. I'll head down there and let you all know what's up by tomorrow afternoon.

Posted by: Secret Service Guy at December 11, 2011 01:34 PM (DS64h)

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 11, 2011 05:32 PM (4Do1m)

Egads!! What a horrible picture of her.

Posted by: jewells45..teapartyterrorist at December 11, 2011 01:34 PM (Z71Vg)

Crap... how far down am I in the Polls??? to a MORMON??? and a guy named NEWT???

OK.... its time to play the 'church' card...

Posted by: Precedent Barrack O'bombya at December 11, 2011 05:06 PM (NtXW4)

eleventy!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 11, 2011 01:35 PM (SsG4J)

Really, I hope this is the last gasp of Socialism's attempt to break through into this country. I am sick of this bullshit.

Progressives are like a Terminator: They cannot be reasoned with, they don't feel remorse or pity, and they absolutely will not stop until you are dead.

Why the GOP isn't hammering each and every single failure of this anti-American, unconstitutional movement and its practitioners in Washington is a great source of puzzlement to me. They should, as another Moron upthread suggested, be hammering this home every time the open their mouth.

Poison the movement. The Left has trying it for years, yet teh Stoopid Party still won't defend itself.

Why? This isn't rocket surgery

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, working towards full Curmudgeonhood at December 11, 2011 01:36 PM (d0Tfm)

94 "Mr President, what was your most enchanting moment in the White House?"

Posted by: fluffy at December 11, 2011 01:36 PM (4Kl5M)

Answering my own question.....

Â“The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is opposed to gambling, including lotteries sponsored by governments. Church leaders have encouraged Church members to join with others in opposing the legalization and government sponsorship of any form of gamblingÂ”

I found this on a simple search. ....So maybe this is why Mitt is getting some flak for making that bet.

I thought that Perry's answer of "I'm not in the gambling business" was a good one.

Posted by: wheatie.....aka ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at December 11, 2011 01:37 PM (HvKWW)

96 fcol, the american people were willing to be sold a bill of goods, "He's the One we've been waiting for"
I mean really. how could so many be so gullible.
The media acted like they were making a Lifetime channel movie instead of doing their job.

Posted by: willow at December 11, 2011 01:37 PM (h+qn8)

97 90 Confidentially, I think there may be another agent cheating on me with the other side of her ass. I'll head down there and let you all know what's up by tomorrow afternoon.
THREAD WINNER... Although there is a definite and well-known rule against making fun of how fat and ugly Michelle Obama is, this is funny since it's clearly not a joke about how fat and ugly Michelle Obama is, but rather a joke about a clueless Secret Service agent. Obviously.

Posted by: Truman North at December 11, 2011 01:38 PM (I2LwF)

98 Where is my Unicorn and get off of my lawn!

Posted by: dfbaskwill at December 11, 2011 01:38 PM (ndlFj)

Here's a link to their teaser.

Decisions, decisions.

Spit, or swallow.

Posted by: Nash Rambler at December 11, 2011 01:38 PM (C7ATr)

100 woops still ranting..

Posted by: willow at December 11, 2011 01:38 PM (h+qn8)

101 "Has anyone else heard the rumor the Michelle is fooling around with a Secret Service guy?"

Couldn't I just take a bullet instead? To the head? I'll take a bullet to the head. Please. Anything but this!

Posted by: Secret Service Guy at December 11, 2011 01:39 PM (uaEZS)

102 14 Well, then someone needs to chastise the boatloads of obsequious photographers who went out of their way to photograph him backdropped with anything that appeared to give him a halo.

If they were capable of shame, this would be the motivation.

Posted by: pep at December 11, 2011 01:39 PM (6TB1Z)

103 Michelle-O fooling around with a secret service guy? ....Hmm, would that be sexual harrassment in the workplace, or workplace violence.

Posted by: wheatie.....aka ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at December 11, 2011 01:40 PM (HvKWW)

104 Messiah?

Obama is barely competent enough to qualify as a mess.

Posted by: really ... at December 11, 2011 01:40 PM (X3lox)

105 Well you know at least the older daughter is his. Look at her in the picture at the link. She really takes after her father in the looks department. The only thing that would have been worse for her is if she took after her mother.

Leave the kids alone. I've seen multiple daughters go through the ugly duckling phase, only to turn into stellar young women that wouldn't give you the time of day.

Posted by: pep at December 11, 2011 01:41 PM (6TB1Z)

106 I'd be more inclined to believe M.O. is sneaking out of the WH to romance a secret hunk of Kobe beef and lobster, with maybe some forbidden fries on the side, and maybe a milkshake or two, paid for by the U.S. taxpayer, of course.

Posted by: Theresa at December 11, 2011 01:41 PM (nAvCW)

107

No, wheatie, if the MFM has taught me anything, it is this: it's just sex between two consenting adults, at least one of them a Democrat, and really, who could blame the guy?

Posted by: Truman North at December 11, 2011 01:41 PM (I2LwF)

108 Maybe the secret service guy's name is 'Taco'.

Posted by: wheatie.....aka ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at December 11, 2011 01:43 PM (HvKWW)

109 Glory Hallelujah I finally got my rent and gasoline voucher in the mail on Friday! I told you wingnuts Barack was going to take care of everything!

Hey, wait a minute! This isn't a voucher; it's an invoice! BARACK!

Posted by: Peggy Joseph at December 11, 2011 01:43 PM (uaEZS)

110 At least there's public acknowledgement by his supporters that he's a failure. Now lets see how many want four more failed years.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at December 11, 2011 01:43 PM (DxKBi)

111

Michelle-O fooling around with a secret service guy? ....Hmm, would that be sexual harrassment in the workplace, or workplace violence.

Yep, plus hazardous duty pay. Who'd that guy piss off to draw that assignment? I rather doubt anyone would volunteer...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, working towards full Curmudgeonhood at December 11, 2011 01:43 PM (d0Tfm)

112 Target has that awesome snack bar. I bet she eats at that awesome snack bar at Target like normal people.

Posted by: Truman North at December 11, 2011 01:43 PM (I2LwF)

113

Barky O'Messiah, March 2008: "I'm LeBron, Baby. I Can Play On This Level. I Got Some Game." http://tinyurl.com/bug5syl

From the imbecile who can't find his ass with both hands and Secret Service help. What pathetic douchebag he is.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at December 11, 2011 01:44 PM (yQwq5)

114 Not my fault. Those evil Republican obstructionists have prevented me from healing this blighted land. Then I could have gotten some innovative politices going, like shoveling money to local governments, unions, and my pals in the green energy biz.

Oh wait, I had the Full-Dem Monty for two years. Never mind.

Posted by: Barky at December 11, 2011 01:44 PM (kPT11)

115 85 Has anyone else heard the rumor the Michelle is fooling around with a Secret ~~Service~~ Cervix guy? FTFY!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 11, 2011 01:45 PM (niZvt)

116 The first time I tapped that thing; you wouldn't believe the stuff that came out of there. It was unreal.

Posted by: Secret Service Guy at December 11, 2011 01:45 PM (uaEZS)

117 Posted by: James Shatner at December 11, 2011 05:29 PM (e8kgV) The banks did not cause the housing bubble or its pop. The Federal Government did. Democrats, more specifically.

Posted by: eman at December 11, 2011 01:45 PM (HUEsn)

118 Listen, I can only take so much.

Posted by: The Laws of Nature at December 11, 2011 01:46 PM (uaEZS)

119 At least there's public acknowledgement by his supporters that he's a failure. Now lets see how many want four more failed years.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at December 11, 2011 05:43 PM (DxKBi)

They all do.

"Success and failure are merely human constructions ..."

Posted by: really ... at December 11, 2011 01:47 PM (X3lox)

120 Presadent Obama has changed my life to the better. The world in general approves of America, he fis ixing Bush's economic mess and I am proud to say Gays can now serve in the military. Yes I am much happier with Obama as Presadent then that dunce Bush.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at December 11, 2011 01:47 PM (Te1S8)

121 You know, Aqua Teen Hunger Force is a show about anthropomorphic food items. I wonder if one of them is on the Secret Service? That would make sense, considering.

Posted by: Truman North at December 11, 2011 01:47 PM (I2LwF)

122 Once you get past the smell, the hair isn't so bad.

Posted by: A Secret Service Lothario at December 11, 2011 01:48 PM (yQwq5)

123 Why the GOP isn't hammering each and every single failure of this anti-American, unconstitutional movement and its practitioners in Washington is a great source of puzzlement to me. They should, as another Moron upthread suggested, be hammering this home every time the open their mouth. ------ This needs to be said: they don't because a great many believe in some progressive ideas. Newt. Romney. You know what I mean.

Posted by: Joffen at December 11, 2011 01:48 PM (zLeKL)

124 106

No, wheatie, if the MFM has taught me anything, it is this: it's just sex between two consenting adults, at least one of them a Democrat, and really, who could blame the guy?

But if they find out that the poor guy had been smuggling verbotten food to her....then he's toast. They'll have to make him disappear.

Posted by: wheatie.....aka ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at December 11, 2011 01:48 PM (HvKWW)

125 Unless this guy used to do Helen Thomas, I can't imagine it's very pleasant for him.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 11, 2011 01:49 PM (4Do1m)

126 All I know, unfortunately, is that my left-leaning Libertarian friends (but I repeat myself) are all still buying the crap. As far as they're concerned, Obama's still scary smart and more or less a victim of circumstance. Every day I hear that he's still better than any of the "extreme" Republicans except maybe Romney.

Oh, and Barry's a moderate, too.

That's what they say.

Posted by: Kensington at December 11, 2011 01:50 PM (uaEZS)

127 The guy? No, he's toast, as is anyone who is involved in anything that might negatively efect a belived Democrat. He's probably already in Ft. Marcy Park.

Posted by: Truman North at December 11, 2011 01:50 PM (I2LwF)

128 In 2012 Ebola will get about 2/3 of the Electoral votes he got in 2008. At most.

Posted by: eman at December 11, 2011 01:51 PM (HUEsn)

129 _{If it was Secret Service, it ain't now.}

Posted by: ontherocks at December 11, 2011 01:53 PM (HBqDo)

130 What? Are you nuts? We eat with these hands!

Posted by: Secret Service Guys at December 11, 2011 01:55 PM (HUEsn)

131 I'm surprised he actually went to church

Any real Christian would blatantly reject being labelled a 'Messiah.'

Posted by: nickless will probably get accidentally banned again soon at December 11, 2011 01:57 PM (MMC8r)

132 IOTW has a piece on this. Even has a mating documentary.

Posted by: sTevo at December 11, 2011 01:58 PM (VMcEw)

133 Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,

Posted by: pat at December 11, 2011 01:59 PM (UFxap)

134 re 134: Bigfoot footage in the comment section.

Posted by: sTevo at December 11, 2011 02:00 PM (VMcEw)

135 Why isnt the iconic photo of Obama accompanying this post? Or one of the many media stock photos with the haloed Obama?

Posted by: soothie at December 11, 2011 02:00 PM (dVBif)

136 In another window, I've got Facebook open with a 'shared' photo from a friend warning about how evil the Koch brothers are and how they are evil speculators and must be stopped...no mention of the name "Soros", of course.

Posted by: nickless will probably get accidentally banned again soon at December 11, 2011 02:01 PM (MMC8r)

137 115 85 Has anyone else heard the rumor the Michelle is fooling around with a Secret Service Cervix guy?

FTFY! Posted by: CoolCzech

Don't look at me, I work only for Her Majesty's Secret Cervix, thank you very much.

Posted by: Bond; James Bond at December 11, 2011 02:01 PM (oif6Y)

138

Steppin' Out

Posted by: Joe Jackson at December 11, 2011 02:01 PM (Ko/N4)

139 Theory slut weighs in:

The JEF is going to church in order to trick the simple minded Westerners that he is not a Muzzy.

I am not deceived, on this matter at least.

Posted by: sTevo at December 11, 2011 02:02 PM (VMcEw)

140

"138In another window, I've got Facebook open with a 'shared' photo from a friend warning about how evil the Koch brothers are and how they are evil speculators and must be stopped...no mention of the name "Soros", of course."

Got a better one for you: Jon Corzine.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 11, 2011 02:03 PM (73tyQ)

141 Just another example of change that wasn't: This guy was also Bush's preacher. Guess the ones that will excuse "torture," "assassinations" and other assorted "war crimes" are sort of thin on the ground. OK, I'll add the /sarc tag. I hate doin' it, but whatever.

Posted by: notropis at December 11, 2011 02:04 PM (cjcCc)

142 IOTW has a piece on this. Even has a mating documentary.

Some very funny comments over there (apparently they are allowed to express themselves with no restraint). I lol'd at "simply enraged."

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 11, 2011 02:07 PM (4Do1m)

143

Some very funny comments over there (apparently they are allowed to express themselves with no restraint). I lol'd at "simply enraged."

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 11, 2011 06:07 PM (4Do1m)

No they're not. Say something critical of Atlass Jugs.

Posted by: buzzion at December 11, 2011 02:09 PM (GULKT)

144 The JEF is going to church in order to trick the simple minded Westerners that he is not a Muzzy.

I am not deceived, on this matter at least.

Posted by: sTevo at December 11, 2011 06:02 PM (VMcEw)

Obama is neither a Christian or a Muslim. He's who you want him to be.

Posted by: ErikW at December 11, 2011 02:12 PM (Cd76O)

145 Nood noodles above

Posted by: soothie at December 11, 2011 02:13 PM (oB2II)

146 Note the timing of the church attendance. Same weekend Perry is out there with his pitch to evangelicals. Every step, every move, is campaign. Didja see his hair at the Army-Navy game, done in West Point gray?

Posted by: I am the walrus, goo-goo-ga-joo at December 11, 2011 02:14 PM (4sQwu)

147 Sketchy poll guy is sketchy.

Posted by: fluffy at December 11, 2011 02:14 PM (4Kl5M)

148

I found this on a simple search. ....So maybe this is why Mitt is getting some flak for making that bet.

I thought that Perry's answer of "I'm not in the gambling business" was a good one.

Posted by: wheatie.....aka ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at December 11, 2011 05:37 PM (HvKWW)

IMO Mitt is a Mormon, like Pelosi is a Catholic...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 11, 2011 02:15 PM (NtXW4)

149 I personally think he's a Muslim but those evil pricks will twist themselves,

Posted by: ErikW at December 11, 2011 02:16 PM (Cd76O)

150 154 I personally think he's a Muslim but those evil pricks will twist themselves,

Posted by: ErikW at December 11, 2011 06:16 PM (Cd76O)

Obama? I think he only worships himself...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 11, 2011 02:17 PM (NtXW4)

151

Obama is neither a Christian or a Muslim. He's who you want him to be.

Posted by: ErikW at December 11, 2011 06:12 PM (Cd76O)

I want him to be an Orange Jumpsuiter.

Posted by: really ... at December 11, 2011 02:29 PM (X3lox)

152 I sincerely hope this doesn't offend any morons or -ettes, but by attending an Episcopal church, he didn't attend much of a Christian church, IMO.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 11, 2011 02:38 PM (7yvLv)

153 Also sprach Baraka.

Posted by: toby928© at December 11, 2011 02:54 PM (GTbGH)

154 I personally think he's a Muslim

Marx is a jealous god.

Posted by: toby928© at December 11, 2011 02:56 PM (GTbGH)

155 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2011 03:18 PM (7WJOC)

156 L Rob in OK at December 11, 2011 06:38 PM (7yvLv) As a christian, I found no offence, the Episcopal church is useless.

Posted by: Mark formally in Spokane now in Sandy UT at December 11, 2011 04:27 PM (8DU8Z)

157 51 Can someone explain why he's such a good dad?

Posted by: Phoenixgirl (oZfic) is cat piss at December 11, 2011 05:18 PM (ZxReA)

You misread that. It's not that he's a "good dad", he "God damned"...

Same initials, so an understandable mistake

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