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September 13, 2011

Obligatory, And Also Old: Ron Paul Fan Takes a Breathalyzer Test
— Ace

"Constitution, live by it! Ron Paul 2012!"

I wish that more people would read the Constitution. It doesn't give you the right to drive drunk.

Thanks to Ben.

Posted by: Ace at 04:57 PM | Comments (69)
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1 Ok then.

Idiot.

Posted by: Deathknyte at September 13, 2011 04:59 PM (gE8IF)

2 Are we still beating up on Palin?

Posted by: Ugknown at September 13, 2011 04:59 PM (khGZS)

3 I heard that this morning on Beck. And their snark was pretty good.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2011 05:00 PM (UOM48)

4 O/T, but...seen this???
AttackWatch - fight the smears against Obamao...

Posted by: antisocialist at September 13, 2011 05:00 PM (DMvUp)

5 Actually, that's the saddest and funniest sobriety test ever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2011 05:01 PM (UOM48)

6 @ 4. Yes, just saw the site - I think it's spam worthy. We need to report that someone out there is calling Barky bad names - SCoaMF...........and that would be me.

Posted by: Ugknown at September 13, 2011 05:02 PM (khGZS)

7 Are we still beating up on Palin?

We're taking a break and instead beating up on someone who has the same chance of becoming President in 2013.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 13, 2011 05:03 PM (SY2Kh)

8 That highway patrolman should be careful.

Ronulans bite, and when you're bitten by a Ronulan, you become one

Posted by: AlexC at September 13, 2011 05:03 PM (Ne5ir)

9 5 Actually, that's the saddest and funniest sobriety test ever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2011 09:01 PM (UOM4

Oh Ja.

Which brings up the question of if we should ask every ronulan if they are willing to do an on the spot breathalyzer.

In case they have asthma or something. =P

Posted by: Deathknyte at September 13, 2011 05:03 PM (gE8IF)

10 Yes, just saw the site - I think it's spam worthy. We need to report that someone out there is calling Barky bad names - SCoaMF...........and that would be me.

Posted by: Ugknown at September 13, 2011 09:02 PM (khGZS)

Oh Hell Yeah it is...

Posted by: antisocialist at September 13, 2011 05:04 PM (DMvUp)

11 RON PAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Death to teh JOOOOOOOOOOOOS!

Posted by: Typical Ronulan at September 13, 2011 05:05 PM (UOM48)

12 http://tinyurl.com/3dbx4by
Drive recklessly rons, just don't hit my bike or I'll cut you!

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at September 13, 2011 05:05 PM (ijjAe)

13 Are we still beating up on Palin?

Posted by: Ugknown at September 13, 2011 08:59 PM (khGZS)

I'd love to. Let me know if you are interested.

Posted by: Max Power at September 13, 2011 05:06 PM (q177U)

14 Supporters of RON PAUL! just believe in following the Constitution. And being douchebags. But mostly being douchebags.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 13, 2011 05:06 PM (SY2Kh)

15 OT - regarding the NY-9 vote - I am holding out hope, but I think we need to remember that those idiots voted for Weiner..............just sayin

Posted by: Ugknown at September 13, 2011 05:08 PM (khGZS)

16 We're taking a break and instead beating up on someone who has the same chance of becoming President in 2013.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 13, 2011 09:03 PM (SY2Kh)

And who has just as much of a delusional cult following.

Posted by: Oily Taitz at September 13, 2011 05:08 PM (TUax9)

17 Obama is a stuttering clustef*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at September 13, 2011 05:09 PM (fyOgS)

18 The drunk dude has a point. I would guess that maybe 5% of the population knows the most basic question of how many amendments there are.

Posted by: polynikes Texan for Romney at September 13, 2011 05:11 PM (PCEZn)

Will he pay his fine in fiat money?

Posted by: Ted K. at September 13, 2011 05:11 PM (M77Mx)

20 CONSHIMOOOOSHUM!!!

Posted by: Dave in Texas at September 13, 2011 05:12 PM (PjVdx)

21 ricky perry's mom wears army boots

Posted by: newrouter at September 13, 2011 05:12 PM (xD4bD)

22 Say what you want about him but .301 is pretty damn impressive.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 13, 2011 05:14 PM (GZitp)

23 Rick Perry once ran a marathon backwards.......He wanted to see what second place looked like.

Posted by: Ugknown at September 13, 2011 05:14 PM (khGZS)

I live amongst these idiots. I'm in the heart of Paulville. They sneak up on you too. One minute you think they're normal, 4 beers later they get dippy about the Constitution on you. All of them are Truthers, haven't met one yet that wasn't.

I wish they would self segregate but noooooo, they gotta spread the Words and Wisdom of RON PAUL!!!1! to the stupid sheeple. Never mind that they've been stoned every day for the last decade, they KNOW and if you don't agree with them, YOU WILL KNOW TOO shortly.

Posted by: CozMark at September 13, 2011 05:15 PM (HK4Kc)

25 Ron *hick* Paul!!1!

Posted by: Ronulan#3 at September 13, 2011 05:15 PM (v49dF)

26 He was drinking a smoothie!

Posted by: SCOAMF at September 13, 2011 05:16 PM (kULNj)

27 True story, back in my misspent youth i got a DWI and one of the things they asked me to do was say the alphabet backwards and i told them i couldn't do that even if i was sober, got a big laugh when they played the tape at the court hearing.

Posted by: booger at September 13, 2011 05:18 PM (9RFH1)

Rick Perry once ran a marathon backwards.......He wanted to see what second place looked like.

That makes no sense and is pretty funny...

Posted by: KZnextzone at September 13, 2011 05:18 PM (ZUWaD)

29 I hope they checked his car for weed after the Ron Paul 2012 declaration.

Posted by: Democrat Party at September 13, 2011 05:18 PM (mjR67)

30 I'll bet he regrets this in 20 years.

Posted by: Larry Rupert at September 13, 2011 05:19 PM (8xYyJ)

31 Sock, be gone!

Posted by: no good deed at September 13, 2011 05:21 PM (mjR67)

32 OT Showtime has either that Pat Tillman movie or The Hurt Locker on every fucking night on one of their channels.

Posted by: steevy at September 13, 2011 05:21 PM (fyOgS)

33 @ 28 - oh, i wrote it wrong. I should have said "Rick Perry once ran a marathon while facing backwards". Anyway.............

Posted by: Ugknown at September 13, 2011 05:23 PM (khGZS)

34 He's a drunk and he votes!

Posted by: huerfano at September 13, 2011 05:23 PM (kD+se)

35 RON PA...*puke*

Posted by: grognard at September 13, 2011 05:24 PM (xMJlE)

36 O/T, but...seen this???
AttackWatch - fight the smears against Obamao...

Posted by: antisocialist at September 13, 2011 09:00 PM (DMvUp)

Now that presents all sorts of opportunities ...

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at September 13, 2011 05:26 PM (qiOph)

@ 28 - oh, i wrote it wrong. I should have said "Rick Perry once ran a marathon while facing backwards". Anyway.............

I was thinking more that he wanted to see how last place looked. Second place would just see him from behind

not to be pedantic...

Posted by: KZnextzone at September 13, 2011 05:26 PM (ZUWaD)

38 I think that's an inhilator.

Posted by: prez Buckwheat at September 13, 2011 05:26 PM (/ej8I)

39 32 OT Showtime has either that Pat Tillman movie or The Hurt Locker on every fucking night on one of their channels.

Yeah, i have Showtime only because my cable provider gave it to me free for a year for being a valued customer, i've only watched it once in the three months i've had it so far, Pirahna i think was what i watched.

Posted by: booger at September 13, 2011 05:27 PM (9RFH1)

40 Completely off topic but I noticed this young lady left a link to her site in a previous thread. You should go there. Trust me. http://www.theodoresworld.net/ You're welcome.

Posted by: Matt Damon at September 13, 2011 05:27 PM (TMB3S)

41 Damn you Matt Damon! Matt Damon.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2011 05:29 PM (TMB3S)

42 Taking a cab down to a bar one night I got trapped by the Paulbot driver. After drinking all evening I called the same cab for a ride home and we had a hell of a good time on the trip back. Well, I did.

Posted by: RAT Whore Media at September 13, 2011 05:31 PM (aD5Kx)

43 It doesn't give you the right to drive drunk.
No, but it does give you the right to drunk drive. Not everybody understands the distinction, but you just have to know how to read these things.

Posted by: Constitutional Expert at September 13, 2011 05:33 PM (k34Gz)

44 texas smack down: paulbots vs perrybots

Posted by: newrouter at September 13, 2011 05:33 PM (xD4bD)

45 One less Ronulan posting here. Wait, do they have wifi in jails now?

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at September 13, 2011 05:34 PM (LnUPt)

46 5. Ddamm (Drunk Drivers Against Mad Mothers) [(Hanneman) Pennemunde Music ASCAP] Swerving through the street Drunk as fuck Searching for a open store I think I'm out of luck Maybe I'll find a mad mother on patrol Hit her car Smash it up Pull her out Beat her up Take her money Run her down Can't find any beer It's way past two There's just one thing we can do Hit her car Smash it up Pull her out Beat her up Take her money Run her down Drive her face out of town Drunk drivers against mad mothers

Posted by: steevy at September 13, 2011 05:35 PM (fyOgS)

47 OUCH!..no really, OUCH!

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 13, 2011 05:36 PM (PEwFJ)

48 39 The original Piranha is way better.I think it was Jim Cameron's first movie as a director.

Posted by: steevy at September 13, 2011 05:36 PM (fyOgS)

Isn't this in Montana?

garratt, any thoughts?

I think this was some guy from Salmon, Idaho on vacation in the Big Sky State

Regards

Jake

Posted by: jake at September 13, 2011 05:37 PM (wSbVg)

50 36 O/T, but...seen this???
AttackWatch - fight the smears against Obamao...

Posted by: antisocialist at September 13, 2011 09:00 PM (DMvUp)

Now that presents all sorts of opportunities ...

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at September 13, 2011 09:26 PM (qiOph)

Well, I just signed up the DailyKos campaigns address that they spam me from. Best I can do on short notice.

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 13, 2011 05:37 PM (nEMLy)

51 32 OT Showtime has either that Pat Tillman movie or The Hurt Locker on every fucking night on one of their channels. Posted by: steevy at September 13, 2011 09:21 PM (fyOgS) I'm downgrading to the lowest package I can on Dish. There's nothing on Showtime, HBO or Starz that I wanna watch. Usually I find I'm watching basic channels. I'm currently paying $188 for satellite and Internet. Ridiculous. The Tillman docu was painful.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at September 13, 2011 05:40 PM (LnUPt)

52 49 39 The original Piranha is way better.I think it was Jim Cameron's first movie as a director.

Yeah, there's also one called Killer Fish that's worth watching if you like that 70's drive in vibe.

Posted by: booger at September 13, 2011 05:41 PM (9RFH1)

53 The Tillman docu was painful.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at September 13, 2011 09:40 PM (LnUPt)

You should read the book by Krakauer

Posted by: jake at September 13, 2011 05:43 PM (wSbVg)

54 I'm not too happy with Dish network tonight. Their HD satellite uplink went out earlier today and still isn't back up - at least for their Oklahoma customers (me). Who knew 480i sucked so bad.

Posted by: Ugknown at September 13, 2011 05:44 PM (khGZS)

55 Dude, no seriously, dude. My automobile runs on ethanol, and like, yeah, it was the fumes, dude, leaking thru the firewall and all up in the HVAC system and shit.

Posted by: Fritz at September 13, 2011 05:52 PM (FabC8)

Isnt it obvious? The trileteral commission sent its thugs out because the Bilderbergers wanted to discredit another freedom loving american Patriot who has seen through the conspiracy against the American People by the globalist elites.... and because they wanted his silver dimes!

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Posted by: barter at September 13, 2011 06:16 PM (6dQes)

58 The Constitution doesn't give you any rights at all moron. But it also doesn't stop you from driving drunk either.

Posted by: Rip at September 13, 2011 06:26 PM (onO2O)

59 Oh sure, just show the edited video. But they obviously cut out the part where the guy explains the Constitution (Ron Paul 2012!) to the Supreme Court. And not only do they acquit him of all charges, but they give him a standing ovation! And then Roberts cedes his Chief Justice slot to him and the republic is saved.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at September 13, 2011 06:31 PM (7EV/g)

60 Leftwing says: "The Constitution doesn't give you any rights at all moron. But it also doesn't stop you from driving drunk either." Ouch!
Did you say that out loud, wow...logic is a bitch huh?

Posted by: Leftwing at September 13, 2011 06:39 PM (WVR+3)

61 In point of fact, the Constitution doesn't give rights. It merely recognizes that the government is prohibited from violating some of them, in addition, of course, to laying out the foundational framework of the federal government. But rights pre-exist government.

Posted by: JohnJ at September 13, 2011 06:43 PM (Tt6ky)

This was from that show about Montana police, 'Frontier Force', on NatGeo....it has it's moments.

The segment about the Asian frontier hookers in a Winnebago was kinda funny.

Posted by: ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at September 13, 2011 06:56 PM (mf7iA)

63 Those are some extremely patient cops.

Posted by: Warden at September 13, 2011 06:56 PM (6U9id)

64
Ronulans bite, and when you're bitten by a Ronulan, you become one

I thought there was a vaccine against that?

What?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at September 13, 2011 06:57 PM (cYzZf)

65 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!

Wow, this dude must have been huffing a ton of gardasil to get that retarded.

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Posted by: christine at September 13, 2011 08:38 PM (RkJ5/)

I wish that more people would read the Constitution. It doesn't give you the right to drive drunk.

*****************

Unless you're Barry Obama's illegal alien uncle Omar, and then it does. (It also gives you the right to ignore deportation orders, and a whole lot of other things . . . .)

Posted by: AZC at September 14, 2011 05:55 AM (0oi10)

68 this is low even by Ace standards. pathetic attack followed by sycophantic comments.

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