1
You Gonna Get Raped

2 You can't, like, *own* p#ssy, maaan

3

DSK plans to come visit each and every OWS in every city.

 

4 The "survivor"?

Nice.

5

and "supply the abuser with counseling resources."

Urge.  To.  Stomp.  Rising. 

Also, why do I think their version of counseling has 1,000% less being beaten than my version does?

6 Remember libtard women: your rapist is the victim of society.

/lilberal logic at its best!

7
You Gonna Get Raped

8 Mass Ewok sightings about to happen in Baltimore.


You gonna get raped!!!!

9
here's a good pic of that buffoon Biden

10 What a bunch of scum

11 Do bankers and business men who are just trying to make a living qualify for the "counseling" free-pass?

12

More creepy stuff from leftists.

These idiots are more creepy than Jack Elam walking out of a gay porn theatre in the middle of the night, on Halloween.

13

7

Rape kitty?

14 I swear, if I had a college kid at any of these protests -one I was supporting with my hard earned money -I would drive to that site and beat my child on public TV, cut off his money, cut up his ATM card, and go to jail happy.

15 >>The "survivor"?

That's right, the perp is a victim too!

16 Altamont Concert 1969: We don't need cops, we've got our own security. That worked out just great

17 Just lay back and think of OWS...

18
hahaha, this is a funny pic of Biden with a caption

19 I swear, if I had a college kid at any of these protests -one I was supporting with my hard earned money -I would drive to that site and beat my child on public TV, cut off his money, cut up his ATM card, and go to jail happy. Posted by: Katy Beth at October 20, 2011 01:43 PM (ZrEXS) Ditto. But for the record both my kids 22/24 are in school and Grad school and good Republicans

20

Urge.  To.  Stomp.  Rising. 

Also, why do I think their version of counseling has 1,000% less being beaten than my version does?

Still looking for folks for Driven Lamentations? Got room for a moose?

21 Union cops?

22

The pamphlet says that members of the protest group who believe they are victims or who suspect sexual abuse "are encouraged to immediately report the incident to the Security Committee," which will investigate and "supply the abuser with counseling resources."

 

Did the rapists come up with this idea?

23 Obama's America...
- rape is good
- cash is bad

24 Rules proposed by "Security Committees," and approved by "General Assemblies"?   My, how........Soviet.

25

Does anyone else think it's darkly comic that the following dichotomy exists?

1) OWS "protesters" don't want to get the police involved in cases of alleged rape.

2) VP Biden is out on the campaign trail threatening that, without Obama's alleged jobs bill, there won't be enough money to pay police to stop rapists from raping people.

BTW, I'd like to see someone remind the Veep that one of the most effective methods of control tyrants employ is the threat of rape.  It tends to keep the locals in line.  And if it doesn't, well, it's a nice way to "reward" your most loyal goons.

26 we do not encourage the involvement of the police in our community...

I think you do not know the meaning of the word community. These usually have laws, legal systems, etc. That's what distinguishes the community in which your "community" is being graciously permitted to peaceably steal and assault others from the "community" you've established.

27 Though we do not encourage the involvement of the police in our community...

Community...  Your community...  Oh, okay...

You're in a tent city camping out in the middle of a public space.

28 Just fantasize about the greater good while your superior male OWSer inserts his tiny member.

29 Ditto. But for the record both my kids 22/24 are in school and Grad school and good Republicans

Posted by: nevergiveup at October 20, 2011 01:44 PM (i6RpT)

Mine are in college too - 19, and 20, (and republican) but they both know exactly where I stand on this

30 Ace, if I called you a dick would you hold it against me? Err, umm, let me be clear... (a little help here, TOTUS!)

31 You're in a tent city camping out in the middle of a public space.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at October 20, 2011 01:46 PM (4136b)

And wallowing in their own filth.  Never forget that.  Typhoid for everybody!

32

So, following Biden's logic, because Republicans won't pass the jobs bill, they are responsible for all these poor OWS gals getting raped? Or are the Republicans the ones sneaking into the OWS camps and raping? Have we moved from being the party of racists to the party of rapists?

33

So can you 'join' the protest, tell them you've never raped anyone, but feel the urge coming on unless the counselors find some hot co-eds to provide hourly release of your inner chakras?

 

34
I hate fucking monkeys and broken links.

35

So, following Biden's logic, because Republicans won't pass the jobs bill, they are responsible for all these poor OWS gals getting raped? Or are the Republicans the ones sneaking into the OWS camps and raping? Have we moved from being the party of racists to the party of rapists?

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 20, 2011 01:48 PM (RZ8pf)

No reason it can't be both.   The party of racist rapists!

Of course, doesn't that undermine the whole concept of the GOP being "the Party of No?"

36 Corporate profit rapes the people! The hell with them!!! eleventy!!111!!!1 Hey you! Now bend over and take what I have for ya!!! Like it!!! It's ok!!!! Nothing wrong with this kind of force!!

37 Every now and then, Ace, you break me into very long sustained laughter. Thank you.

38

My kids are all republican too, well, their absentee ballots are.

 

Kidding

I let them fill them out (cough).

39

Occupy Omaha is down to 2 remaining protestors. 

Cold weather seems to have softened their outrage.

40 You Rethugnican pigs are so stupid.  The brave patriot freedom fighters of OWS and OB are just trying to make sure you thugs don't sick the cops to break up our peacefull protests, witch we know you're gonna do to distract from the Shrub's endless wars.  We're onto you're cheating and you're anti-American suppression, thugs, so watch out, thugs. 

41 I hate fucking monkeys and broken links.

Posted by: soothie at October 20, 2011 01:49 PM (sqkOB)

EVERYONE hates fucking monkeys.  They bite and claw, and may mistake a man's wang for a banana.

42 We certainly don't want any pigs around here, harshing our mellows.

This isn't about keeping the cops out of their business (which is a good idea in about a hundred and two out of a hundred situations), but about isolating the members of the "community" from any external support or aid-in-resistance they might seek when the group impinges on their self in a way that they feel is (or just plain is) coercive.

Shit gonna get real. Real Manson.

43 Did they catch/kill the last stray monkey in Ohio?

44

The fact that they're issuing this statement suggests that they know there is a problem.   And why wouldn't there be with young women camping out overnight in urban environments surrounded by strangers?   As a father of two daughters, let me tell you that the Occupy Wall Street movie looks more like a scam to get young women into tents than a political movement.  

 

But, be that as it may, to me the obvious point still needs to be made.   We've had reports of sexual assaults from the OWS movement.   To my knowledge, there were never any such reports from Tea Party movement events.   Will anyone in the MSM draw the obvious conclusions?  

 

I'm holding my breath, waiting.   Send emergency personnel.

45 You're in a tent city camping out in the middle of a public space.

I believe that the ones in New York are actually squatting on private property.

46 I see problems with their social contract having enough gravitas.

47

"So, following Biden's logic, ..."

Steely Dan recorded an album about such logic ...

 

48 Look, we never said there was not going to be the occasional rape, and murder. Our rape tent has a sign that specifically states that you should expect to get raped as we take down the system. We're human beings, and rapists, not angels.

49 Why wouldn't gatherings of this kind attract every pervert that could get there?

50 Report anal rapes to us.

Oh. And cold coffee.

51

The brave patriot freedom fighters of OWS and OB

OB? They are occupying tampons now? Which brings up an icky thought. Some of those chicks have been occupying for over a month now, which means they've had to deal with their monthly visitor. That must be pretty disgusting. Or are they all on that birth control that stops periods? Maybe the "health" committee puts it in the drinking water?

52 The Peoples Temple and Branch Davidians rolled into one. Quick, get them some Cool-Aid.

53 Did they catch/kill the last stray monkey in Ohio? I think I heard the lion ate it.

54 45 Did they catch/kill the last stray monkey in Ohio?

Posted by: dagny at October 20, 2011 01:52 PM (suavF)

They were reporting that they thought one of the big cats may have eaten it before the sheriff showed up.

55

but about isolating the members of the "community" from any external support or aid-in-resistance they might seek when the group impinges on their self in a way that they feel is (or just plain is) coercive.

So, the Occupy movement is like an abusive relationship?

56

OB? They are occupying tampons now? Which brings up an icky thought. Some of those chicks have been occupying for over a month now, which means they've had to deal with their monthly visitor. That must be pretty disgusting. Or are they all on that birth control that stops periods? Maybe the "health" committee puts it in the drinking water?

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 20, 2011 01:54 PM (RZ8pf)

Some brave soul could go check their buckets, I suppose.

*shudder*  Okay, I just officially grossed myself out.

57 OT: Obama to make a rare public speech in 5 minutes

58

So, the Occupy movement is like an abusive relationship?

Yeah, the communist kind.

59 They try this in Maricopa county AZ yet? That would be fun to watch.

60 I believe that the ones in New York are actually squatting on private property.

Posted by: CUS at October 20, 2011 01:53 PM (84pE9)

Correct.  I'm referencing the Baltimore campers.

61 I'm gonna eat their children!

62 If Keith Olberman and Debbie Wasserman-Schultz had a baby, the initials of the baby would be OWS. Kinda ironic and scary,... and other things

63 I see problems with their social contract having enough gravitas.

Posted by: dagny at October 20, 2011 01:53 PM (suavF)

They don't need no stinkin' gravitas....they got pamphlets...and everything.

64 They rapin' errrrrrbody up in herrrrrrre.

65 Biden claims rapes are way up as the Occupy! movement sweeps the nation. Coincidence? I think not

66 OT: Obama to make a rare public speech in 5 minutes

Posted by: cherry pi at October 20, 2011 01:56 PM (OhYCU)

 

The speech is about the safe recovery of TOTUS and the brave and gutsy call he made to get it back

67

Why wouldn't gatherings of this kind attract every pervert that could get there?

#OccupyBurgerKing

68 It's my understanding that in centuries past, rape didn't carry such a negative connotation as it does today.  They even combined it with other family activities such as pillaging and plundering.  Perhaps that is the ambiance that the OWSers are trying to recreate. 

69 So unfortunate that the crazy wildlife guy in Ohio didn't live near an Occupy site.

70 How many terrorists did they have to let out of Gitmo to get Totus back?

71 OT: Obama to make a rare public speech in 5 minutes

Posted by: cherry pi at October 20, 2011 01:56 PM (OhYCU)

Can't wait for Rush's play-by-play.

72 I've got 215 lbs of rape in a 200 lb sack. Can somebody put me some fuckin' resources?

73 Do their Kapos get a special armband or t-shirt?

74 So unfortunate that the crazy wildlife guy in Ohio didn't live near an Occupy site. Posted by: dagny at October 20, 2011 01:58 PM (suavF) That's great. I'm going to steal that one

75

This isn't about keeping the cops out of their business (which is a good idea in about a hundred and two out of a hundred situations), but about isolating the members of the "community" from any external support or aid-in-resistance they might seek when the group impinges on their self in a way that they feel is (or just plain is) coercive.

Shit gonna get real. Real Manson.

I disagree, I think it isn't to isolate the group from external support, but from external society; so that their societal identity becomes the OWS group, at that point you no longer need to use coercion in order to whip them into action, as they have become an insular sub society with new morals and beliefs. Then when excise the rest of society as being "outside" your insular group, you can then move your insular group against those outside elements. Think of it this way, police will probably have to stand against this thing when it first goes violent. How much harder for the OWSers will that be if the same cops who provided response to, rape, assault, and theft, perpetrated by OWSers, are now the cops standing against the group action. You can't have that kind of confusion in your little revolution, thinking the cops are good and parts of OWS is bad, when you know at some point you are going to cast the cops as the enemy and OWS as an unquestionable good. 

76

I hate fucking monkeys and broken links.\

Fuck you, soothie.  I'll eat your goddamned face.

77 How many minutes late will Obama be? 20?

78 If you get raped -- and look, you're gonna get raped,

Hey, don't look at us.

79 Time to stock more ammo.

80 So Occupy Baltimore is instituting Sharia law?

81 Our rape kit is a mirror so you can think about what you're doing.

82

So, the Occupy movement is like an abusive relationship?

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 20, 2011 01:56 PM (RZ8pf)

Yeah, pretty much.  Enablers and abusers, all jumbled up into one confused mess.

I mean, just read this ridiculous passage from a story about Occupy Oakland (found via JWF):

The tumult around security centered on the man who throttled Hughes on Monday morning. His name remains unknown, but camp followers described him as a large man with an intimidating physical presence and a penchant for harassing residents verbally and physically. He worked in the camp kitchen and made regular appearances at meetings and gatherings.

On Monday morning, tensions came to a head when the man attacked a woman who was staying in the camp. That's when Hughes intervened. A large group of people immediately surrounded the two, and pulled them apart.

A restive calm resumed until about 3 a.m. the next morning when the man, who was upset that one of his co-workers in the kitchen had received two pieces of chicken instead of the allotted one, went on the rampage again. He knocked over several tables, then picked up a fork and brandished it threateningly against three women.

That's when people started discussing other options. Should they call the police? Should they subdue the man on their own? Opinions were divided. "We do everything by consensus in here, and consensus is a difficult process," Hughes said. "But eventually people talked and came to an agreement that we were going to kick him out."

I like highlighting the chicken thing.  How very SOVIET.

The best part?

But that wasn't the end of it. The man kept yelling. He nearly attacked Hughes again. Then he took a piece of tape and placed it across his own mouth. He left, but later that night he returned. He went to several tents, including the collective food tent, and started throwing things around. It was only when someone picked up a piece of wood and cracked him across the head that the ordeal ended.

But the experience of self-governing and sanctioning violent, unstable members of their own community proved deeply unsettling to many occupiers.

"We are supposed to be nonviolent," said David Elmore, 60, a U.S. Marine Corps veteran, ex-convict and homeless parolee. Elmore, who witnessed the man's violent outbursts, said that the person who hit (the bad guy) in the head wasn't a resident of the camp. "In some ways, it's good that he wasn't one of us," Elmore said. "But we're supposed to be able to resolve our own issues."

You're supposed to be able to resolve your own issues... but you couldn't.  So someone else had to do it for you.

You'd think a former Marine wouldn't be SO FUCKING STUPID. 

83 Polanski's already working on the movie version. Anne Applebaum is writing the treatment.

84 oops

85

Is the end-game of these Occupy Protests to turn their little piece of paradise into some kind of delusional "Vatican" city-state...are they next going to argue for some kind of jurisdictional rights? taxation powers?

Fire is being played with by any jurisdiction that is allowing this "Protest" to continue...every day it is allowed to fester, the stakes become higher in taking it down - sheer madness!

Protesting - good & fine

Squatting - bad & illegal

Do our elected officials not see the difference??

 

 

86 I'm intrigued.

87 I mean, if it wasn't rape-rape then what's the big deal?

88 I'm pretty sure it's not rape if you yell "surprise!" first.

89 They try this in Maricopa county AZ yet? That would be fun to watch.

Posted by: PugBoo Four Legged TeaPug Jihadist at October 20, 2011 01:57 PM (TBsW0)

We already shot em.

90

Still looking for folks for Driven Lamentations? Got room for a moose?

Driven Before Lamentations is a welcoming, diverse company whose focus is on qualifications and abilities.  There is always room in Driven Before Lamentations for those who have a proven ability to trample, batter and stomp upon others.  It is clear that you possess such qualifications.

Driven Before Lamentations would like to emphasize that it takes pride in the self-control and discipline exhibited by its employees.  Driven Before Lamentations has a zero tolerance policy for sexual assault.  Indeed, Driven Before Lamentations corporate policy is to respond to such assaults by others with the utmost vigor. 

^{Driven Before Lamentations is a wholly owned subsidiary of Happy Fun.}

 

91

Fire is being played with by any jurisdiction that is allowing this "Protest" to continue...every day it is allowed to fester, the stakes become higher in taking it down - sheer madness!

We had one of these "protests" going on in Manchester, NH.  The cops cleared them out last night.  Boo-yah.

92 Only 1% of the protesters are being raped.

93 If only somebody had supplied me with counseling resources.

94 The pamphlet says that members of the protest group who believe they are victims or who suspect sexual abuse

Believe?  Suspect?  They even too stupid to know if they've been sexually abuse.

95 "I had to pay $60.00 for an 1/8^th of weed!?"

96 These are going to make great campaign ads for the GOP.

97 Weird split screen on Fox.

Rose Garden on right, waiting on Obama.

Libyans creaming and yelling on left.  I thought that was the press... clapping.

98 67 They rapin' errrrrrbody up in herrrrrrre.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 20, 2011 01:57 PM (PLHIl)

Hide yo bong, hide yo burning man.

99 One of the guys they interviewed at OWS in NYC early on was a "sexual harassment coordinator". They have been having problems like this since the beginning.

100 Believe?  Suspect?  They even too stupid to know if they've been sexually abuse.

I'm not sure, but something in my tent smelled really bad for about 15 minutes last night.

101 Empire of Jeff - Your tent buddy tonight is Debbie Wasserman-Schultz. Here is your OWS button and rape awareness brochure. Please contact the 'community' after being raped for counseling. Here also is your coyote.

102 Obama, the Muslim Assassin, speaks.

103 Where is the Security Committee? I need to report a rape-rape rapefest.

104 They've finally gotten around to re-creating Saddam's rape rooms.

105
Would this be a killer ad for GOP candidate?

Two cars pulls up to the gas station, a minivan and a sedan. A mom gets out of the minivan and a black man in a suit gets out of the sedan.

/cut to shot of the man's passenger seat with a folded newspaper section of the help wanted ads.

They both start pumping gas. And they look at electronic numbers on the pump go flying by.

/cut to shot of grocery store cash register ringing up groceries.

The numbers on the gas pumps keep going and going.

/cut to shot of national debt clock

Back at the pumps the numbers are going faster and faster. The man and woman shake their heads -- the weight of the world is on their shoulders.

At the end the man and woman return the nozzle back to the pump and then look at each other. They nod.

Fade out. Black screen.

"Can We Afford Four More Years of Obama?"

106 These are going to make great campaign ads for the GOP.

zzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzz

107 I need to report a rape-rape rapefest

RapeFest

Woodcock?

108

Here also is your coyote.

Best.  Running.  Joke.  Ever. 

 

109 Our Libyan Friends? Who are they?

110 We LIKE messing with Joe.

111 He's still bragging about an "Arab Spring" ???? With out any talk of the consequences

112 Our Libyan Friends? Who are they?

Posted by: nevergiveup at October 20, 2011 02:09 PM (i6RpT)

Yo!

113 114 We LIKE messing screwing with Joe.



FIFY.

114

Would this be a killer ad for GOP candidate?

 

It would be better with a monkey.

 

 

 

Eating your face, bitch.

115
This election will be about gays, guns, and God gas, groceries, and Greece.

116 Rape-a-palooza?

117

 

Women should be thrilled that these scumbags have adopted the same attituted about rape that was prevelant in the 19th and early 20th century.And they call themselves progressive

118

Wait so now the rapists get counseling resources, how does that pamphlet look. "So your a Rapist: How to control your raping urges"

119

 Our Libyan Friends? Who are they?

Here.

120 113 Our Libyan Friends? Who are they?

The Iranian-linked rebels who will commence turning Libya into another forward base for Iranian ambitions? 

121
alexthechick:

You missed occupy Scranton (drink).

I hear they had four or five people on each corner of some intersection for a day.

122 Question for Barney, Nancy and Clustermuck.  Now that you've stated your support of the #OWS bm, and your hatred of the racist tea party protests:  Which gathering would you prefer we send your youngest love one to attend alone?  Which movement would be safest of the most meek and vulnerable?  Thought so.

123 Rape-a-palooza?

Obama Rape-a-thon

124 Ah, memories . . .

125 Efforts by the Occupy Baltimore protest group to evolve into a self-contained, self-governing community have erupted into controversy

The "security statement" appears to be one of several attempts to govern what the memo calls "our newly forming, delicate yet strong community."

... Occupy Baltimore, now entering its third week, is "trying to be a self-contained community and deal with conflicts internally as much as possible."

It's beginning to sound a lot like Jonestown ...

126

Hang the wealthy.

Counsel rapists.

Got it.

127 #78 Mike:  Yea G*ds, I hadn't thought of that but you're absolutely correct. 

128 Islamic Republics for ALL my Muslim Brothers.

129 Ok.  So the Nobel Peace Prize Prez adds another head to his trophy room, (Ghadaffi).  He facilitated Kinetic Action which should be known as Faster and More Furious, because of the weapons crossing borders from Lybia to Egypt to Gaza.  And he supports OWS civil disobediance.  Clearly he doesn't understand you can't track weapons you aren't even thinking about and you can't choose the "disobediance" people are going to express once you give them permission to break 'some' laws.  Consider that if you nullify laws with impunity by selective suspension to allow certain civil disobediance you have opened the door to supporting unintended disobediance, Rape in this case.

130

Comittee for Public Safety.

Not a goddamn thing these fools are doing is remotely new.

131 Take back the night! !!Eleventy!!

132

Wait so now the rapists get counseling resources, how does that pamphlet look. "So your a Rapist: How to control your raping urges"

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at October 20, 2011 02:11 PM (tKFT6)

Or, "So you've commited Rape.  What happens now?"

133

Seriously, I understand why these misfits and outcasts are all outcasts and misfits.

You thought they were political activists.

No, they are LARP geeks.

It's a French Revolutionary Re-enactment.

134

You missed occupy Scranton (drink).

Ahahahahahahahaha.

I can see it now, some earnest Marywood and U of S students all going on about whatever while some of Carbondale's finest eyed them up for the robbing and the raping. 

135 These people haven't a clue about anything.  Everyone knows that this kind of lefty gathering is supposed to have a designated sex tent.

http://tinyurl.com/42nearv

That image is safe for work, other images at that site, not so much.

136 These people are acting like cavemen who were just defrosted and thrust into the modern age..  I swear if you listen to them, they act like they know nothing about modern society or just how shit works.  "like.. why don't we just get rid of money, man? we can just trade stuff that we need and distribute it fairly." ... yeah buddy barter economies are real modern.  Thats shit from stone age cultures like American Indians, or other cultures under extreme distress (late 3rd century Romans after mediocre rulers grenaded their own currency) ... oh wait, maybe that last one hits alittle too close to home.

But anyway, these people are really damn stupid.  Defrosted Caveman stupid.  To think they went to college is frightening.

137

78.......You can't have that kind of confusion in your little revolution, thinking the cops are good and parts of OWS is bad, when you know at some point you are going to cast the cops as the enemy and OWS as an unquestionable good.

Zactly right. ....That's basic Cult m-o, isolate and foster emo-dependency within the cult members.

That is what this is after all.....a cult. The Revolution-Anarchy Cult. .....Problem is, they haven't figured out yet how to deal with that age old problem of thievery and assault.

Which....ahem....indicates that they are too f'kn stoopid too have figured out that thievery and assault are the cornerstones of Anarchy.

 

138

If you get raped by one of these skinny bescarfed anemic vegan boys do you notice?

I think this is the real question. That's why the pamphlet says, "If you suspect..."

139 Comrades - we have a long list of unusual, rape requests for hobo tent buddies from some of our new members tonight. Make sure they get a pamphlet and counseling!

140 Most popular OWS songs

Purple rape
Hound dog
A rape is gonna come
Rapin' in the wind

141

Comittee for Public Safety.

Not a goddamn thing these fools are doing is remotely new.

Heh.  I totally missed that.

Next up:  Invade Italy.

142 Can we blame the victim now?

143 It's beginning to sound a lot like Jonestown ... Posted by: anything for a buck at October 20, 2011 02:12 PM (Wqfrr) Is that a promise?

144 No one fucks with me or my Links.

145 the survivor has every right, and the support of Occupy Baltimore, to report the abuse to the appropriate authorities."

mighty big of them

146 counseling for the rapist.

sigh, how kind hearted.

147 Our Libyan Friends? Who are they? Posted by: nevergiveup at October 20, 2011 02:09 PM (i6RpT) ---------------------------------------------------------- Yooooo hooooooo! *waves* Thanks for the new base of operations.

148 That image is safe for work, other images at that site, not so much.

Posted by: Bob Saget at October 20, 2011 02:15 PM (SDkq3)

Interesting imagery there. I suppose that it's some sort of Satanic sacrficial sex rite or something?

Me being normal, I can't be sure. Well, sort of normal.

149
- When a man rapes a woman
- Mystery train
- In the still of the night
- Roll over beethoven

150 It's Rape O'Clock Somewhere.

151 Our Libyan Friends? Who are they? Posted by: nevergiveup at October 20, 2011 02:09 PM (i6RpT) -------------------------------------------------------- *winks* *thumbs up*

152 the man, who was upset that one of his co-workers in the kitchen had received two pieces of chicken instead of the allotted one, went on the rampage again.

Elmore, who witnessed the man's violent outbursts, said that the person who hit (the bad guy) in the head wasn't a resident of the camp.

These full-scale dioramas on the failures of socialism are delicious.

153 Other relevant OWS publications:

"How to Rape: The Safe-Sex Way"

"Rape Egyptian Style: Importing the Insights of Tahrir Square"

"Chastity Is Theft: The Coming Redistribution of Genitalia"

154 Biden: See!?!!?! I told you there would be more rapes if the bill didn't pass

155
- You can always get what you want

- Honkey women

- It's a man's man's world

156 Odds are, somewhere on this thread is a Woman that has actually been raped, I want to apologize for the horror.

157 Our Libyan Friends? Who are they? Posted by: nevergiveup at October 20, 2011 02:09 PM (i6RpT) ----------------------------------------------------- Thank you pig dog infidel!

158 vegan boys' limp dicks
can't get it up sans dad's cash;
it was a hobo

159

And remember,

No! downtwinkle!, means No! downtwinkle!

160 Look man ... she was like, totally asking for it ... Not showering for a month, armpit hair neatly braided, and the tuna-baking-in-a-hot-car musk.

Whaddaya expect?

161

If you get raped by one of these skinny bescarfed anemic vegan boys do you notice?

I think this is the real question. That's why the pamphlet says, "If you suspect..."

Posted by: dagny at October 20, 2011 02:16 PM (suavF)

*a female OWS "protester" wakes in the middle of the night with a skinny, bescarfed, anemic vegan boy wiggling around on top of her*

"What the hell are you doing?"

"Uh..."

"What is that... are you poking me with an eraser or something?  What is bumping my thigh?  It's really irritating."

"Um... "

"Hang on, is that your PENIS?"

"Er..."

"Wow, do you have some kind of vitamin deficiency?  Is that why it's so small?  How do you find it in the dark?  Never mind, don't answer that.  Since you're about six inches to the left of your intended target, obviously you DON'T find it in the dark.  I guess you just kind of wiggle your hips around and hope you eventually reach your destination?"

162 This is like "Lord of the Flies" and reality TV combined with these idiots. 

163 Driven Before Lamentations is a welcoming...

Hot dang! Let me get my steel cleats....

164 c'mon guys, you know she asked for it. a man can't help himself, he needs sensitivity training and hugs from his father

165
- rapin' jack flash

- rape, rattle and roll

- I wanna be sedated

166 146Comittee for Public Safety.

Not a goddamn thing these fools are doing is remotely new.

Heh.  I totally missed that.

Next up:  Invade Italy.

You missed that too.

167 the survivor has every right, and the support of Occupy Baltimore, to report the abuse to the appropriate authorities."

The "appropriate authorities" in this case being the transgendered feminists on the Rumors of Rape Supression Comittee.

168 If you like your rapist you can keep your rapist.

169 Only We Women Bleed

170
Full text of the statement at the link.  Pull quote insanity:

As the Security Committee of Occupy Baltimore, we release this statement to ensure the safety of our newly forming, delicate yet strong community.

Sexual abuse and assault are dehumanizing acts for the survivor as well as the abuser. It strips people of their right to safety, dignity, and respect, basic values which embody many of the intentions behind Occupy Baltimore. As a vibrant community, we recognize and give power to these values and the rights of survivors.

Sexual abuse or assault at Occupy Baltimore is in violation of our values, and will not be tolerated. It is an explicit policy of Occupy Baltimore to prohibit abuse by any member of the community upon another person. Violation of this policy will result in the abuser no longer being welcome at the occupation.

Though we do not encourage the involvement of the police in our community, the survivor has every right, and the support of Occupy Baltimore, to report the abuse to the appropriate law enforcement.

http://goo.gl/L7vg8



So, don't rape because you'll feel bad about yourself and have to leave hippieland.

M'kay?

171

If you get raped by one of these skinny bescarfed anemic vegan boys do you notice?

I think this is the real question. That's why the pamphlet says, "If you suspect..."

Posted by: dagny at October 20, 2011 02:16 PM (suavF)

Nah -- hippie chicks get totally trashed, pass out and get raped while they're sleeping all the time. Lots of the time after they wake up they can only suspect they were raped.

172
- The sound of silence

- Rape around the clock

- I can't stop raping you

Ahhh... the classics

173

But hey now.....these OWS folks are part of something that is 'fresh' and 'new'.

Before long, they will declare that it is the females' fault, because of how they were dressed......then they will proclaim that all the female protestors must be clad in panchos from head to toe, with bandanas covering their faces....with only eye slits.

They are figuring everything out from scratch, right? Out with the old, in with the 'new'.

174

I can't wait until it turns internecine and start shunning and downtinkling each other and exiling factions.

Trust me.

It will happen.

Those who don't read George Santayana are doomed to obey him.

175

- Papa was rolling stone

- Both sides, now

176 When, o when, will the cleansing snows come?

177 Wait so now the rapists get counseling resources, how does that pamphlet look. "So your a Rapist: How to control your raping urges"

Our rape pamphlet is actually titled : "Rape, what is it good for?" It includes :

1) Makes you feel like a big man
2) Allows you to create more super humans
3) May find Ms. Right, and
4) Bitches sometimes need stitches

178 I work right across the street from the Occupy Baltimore site and on most days they are lucky to have 20 people milling about and half of them are homeless guys looking for some free stuff ...  Security Committee ???  I assume everyone of the regulars must be on one committee or another ...

179 rape?  I t hought it was an 'uptwinkle'...

180 Lady Rape-Rape to perform next week

181

Sexual abuse and assault are dehumanizing acts for the survivor as well as the abuser...

You know, they're so right.  When that Fritzl guy was arrested for imprisoning his daughter ina basement for decades and fathering seven children by her, my first thought was, "Wow, what a completely dehumanizing experience for him.  Poor guy.  Hope he gets some help."  Totally never even crossed my mind that he should have his dick cut off and fed to him in wafer-thin slices for the next twenty years as his sole form of sustenance.

...Violation of this policy will result in the abuser no longer being welcome at the occupation.

Oh heaven's, NO!  However will the abuser find more free-range ass to tap if he/she/it is no longer WELCOME!?

182 Will Obamacare cover all of the diseases that will be spread at these Occupy sites?

183

As a vibrant community, we recognize and give power to these values and the rights of survivors.

"Survivors" is an awful odd thing to call them though, isn't it?

I keep reading that and thinking "Fuck the dead ones."

Umm... no pun intended.

184 Oops -- sock off.

Actually, my 16 year-old fat cat lost a ton of weight after his kidneys began to fail and now he goes places he only went when he was young. Including my keyboard. I figure if he types it, I might as well post it for him.

185

Will Obamacare cover all of the diseases that will be spread at these Occupy sites?

Not the mental ones. Too late for that.

186 counselor:You know that was impolite of you to share an expeience with a female that wasn't in the mood right?

rapist: "well i wanted sex , i have a job but the prostitute cost too much , so as I shared my bong with her, she must share back! that's how i've been taught!"

187
Also from the occupybaltimore blog:

Hey folks! On the menu tonight: rainbow veggie stir fry (vegan, no soy or gluten), beans n greens soup (contains soybeans; vegan, no gluten), root veggie hash browns (vegan, no soy or gluten), pupusas (vegetarian; contains gluten and dairy), and baked fruit salad (vegan, no soy or gluten)!

Submitted by TiffanyD

188 Occupy Baltimore "Security Committee."

Rape Panels

189

These people make me sick.

And how many Tea Parties handed out (necessary) pamphlets reminding attendees not to rape people? 

And the MSM whistles away.  "SQUIRREL!"

190 In this here community, we don't call it forced sodomy, we call it hazing.

And the guys get shirts.

191 Hey folks! On the menu tonight: rainbow veggie stir fry (vegan, no soy or gluten), beans n greens soup (contains soybeans; vegan, no gluten), root veggie hash browns (vegan, no soy or gluten), pupusas (vegetarian; contains gluten and dairy), and baked fruit salad (vegan, no soy or gluten)!

Submitted by TiffanyD

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 20, 2011 02:30 PM (/qkBU)

OMG.

I'm not a big fan of steak, but reading that menu makes me want to find the nearest cow and eat it raw.

192 ows, where women get raped, and boys get counseling

193

They are figuring everything out from scratch, right? Out with the old, in with the 'new'.

In which characteristic, it is once again exactly like the other 13 times this has happened.

194 Tossed Salad (vegan, no soy or gluten)

195 175
So, don't rape because you'll feel bad about yourself and have to leave hippieland.
M'kay?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 20, 2011 02:22 PM (/qkBU)

But, take heart - for you will have obtained your "participation prize"!

196

I'm not a big fan of steak, but reading that menu makes me want to find the nearest cow and eat it raw.

I agree, raw cow is way better than steak.

197

They are figuring everything out from scratch, right? Out with the old, in with the 'new'.

In which characteristic, it is once again exactly like the other 13 times this has happened.

Posted by: Entropy at October 20, 2011 02:32 PM (XxXUI)

But this time they're going to do it RIGHT.

198 181 When, o when, will the cleansing snows come?
Posted by: Leo Ladenson at October 20, 2011 02:25 PM (mAm+G)

Sleet ... sleet and freezing rain ...

199 pupusas (vegetarian; contains gluten and dairy), and baked fruit salad (vegan, no soy or gluten)!

Submitted by TiffanyD

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 20, 2011 02:30 PM (/qkBU)

 

The pupusas isn't vegan!!!!! Oh the humanity! The suffering those poor Occupiers must go through to rid the world of capitalism

200 So, don't rape because you'll feel bad about yourself and have to leave hippieland.
M'kay?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 20, 2011 02:22 PM (/qkBU)

But, take heart - for you will have obtained your "participation prize"!

Posted by: No Whining at October 20, 2011 02:33 PM (Wqfrr) '

Everyone's a winner at OWS!

201

But this time they're going to do it RIGHT.

Hehe.. Maybe they shouldn't have done everything exactly the same again?

Nah...

202 Hey folks! On the menu tonight: rainbow veggie stir fry (vegan, no soy or gluten), beans n greens soup (contains soybeans; vegan, no gluten), root veggie hash browns (vegan, no soy or gluten), pupusas (vegetarian; contains gluten and dairy), and baked fruit salad (vegan, no soy or gluten)!

Submitted by TiffanyD

imeat

meat

203 Though we do not encourage the involvement of the police in our community...

Right before I left for class I caught a few minutes of that godawful flick Doomsday.  Remember, that's the one were Scotland gets cordoned off because of a disease and they become even more barbaric than they were before.  Let's just do that with the Occupy Wall Street camps. They don't want the cops around? Fine, don't come crying when your stupid little consensus-building human microphone gets murdered.

204 After that rousing committment to protecting women, I won't say any woman who attends their fuckfest deserves what she gets, but I might think it...

205

A spokeswoman, Jessica Lewis, a 31-year-old publicist, said the statement "in no way discourages people to contact the police." But she said Occupy Baltimore, now entering its third week, is "trying to be a self-contained community and deal with conflicts internally as much as possible."

 

That's beautiful. Just don't let them leave alive.

206 haha that was  a crazy attempt at posting.
i was trying to lose the italics.

anyway, they provide those foods so no one wants to steal any. sharing becomes easy.
hey you can have mine! 
see?

207

And how many Tea Parties handed out (necessary) pamphlets reminding attendees not to rape people? 

Those instructions were actually included on the back of the "How to Pretend Your Not Racist" pamphlets.

208 so ladies if you want to be one of us, you mustn't ask for help or justice, you must ask for the perp to get counseling.

209

Seriously though, numerous studies show that Tea Parties include a disproportionately low number of rapes of black women.

Because conservatives hate blacks.

210 does ows response team provide the day after pill?

211 We have good news and bad news comrade. The bad news is we have determined that you were not raped. The good news is we have recovered your stolen laptop.

212 an hiv test?

213

Back on-topic ...

From each according to her ability, to each according to his need.

214 listen women, you could save us a hell of a lot of trouble if you'd just keep this between us.
yes we'll kick him out of the tribe. if we can...

215 As long as the counseling is provided by Drs. Colt, Browning, or Beretta, it's cool.

216

They found Khaddafy hiding in a sewer.

Wonder who they'll find hiding at OWS.

217 This is actually very funny. Really. If they give counselling for rape, do they give detention for murder?

218 There's a Prius I see in the carpool line every morning with plates "Vegan11". I'm trying to come up with the perfect comment when I eventuallly meet this person (meat this person).

219 Congratulations are in order for each and every city that has allowed the festering sore that is OWS to settle in: you have planted the seeds for your very own People's Park, which was first prototyped in The People's Republic of Berkeley.

220 Looks like da pussay is community property at OWS. What a novel idea.

221 They're going to start killing next. They've got the lifestyler homeless loons mixed in with them. Just wait. I give it a week.

222 223 There's a Prius I see in the carpool line every morning with plates "Vegan11". I'm trying to come up with the perfect comment when I eventually meet this person (meat this person).Posted by: dagny at October 20, 2011 02:42 PM (suavF)

"Upon your eventual kinetic encounter with an 18-wheeler, you'll be Spam in a can."

223
This is brilliant, really.
It's like a Disneyland for degenerates.

We need an "occupy" in every major city.
Just set up a tent city someplace so all the dips and freaks go.
We know where they are at all times. Getting high, screwing dogs, raping and being counseled. Just send news crews out occasionally and feed 'em from time to time so they vent and stay.

Tax dollars well used.

224
More from the occupybaltimore blog:

Infinite growth on a finite planet must end...
Submitted by Dreadker on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 9:04am

I am not struggling, in fact I would be considered as doing quite well in this current economic depression, but that does not change the fundamental fact that I am only doing well at this present time in history. I understand and sympathize with those that are struggling. Those that cannot find work or cannot afford housing or cannot even afford food. I know that some of you there today may even view me with some disdain because I am not strugglingÂ…

For those that know me well, they are not surprised by the store of food in our basement, the organically grown heirloom vegetables in my back yard, the SMART car I park alongside my co-workers BMWs and Porsches. The sound of Rage Against the Machine blaring from my stereoÂ…

I am apart from the system, yet part of it. I understand what is fundamentally wrong with it. I articulate this knowledge of wrongness the best I can. I wrote this sat in business attire, a wage slave to a mortgage that will cost me over $298k in interest payments alone, used to buy a house funded by un-backed capital which never actually legally existed due to the corrupt nature of the fractional reserve banking system...

Stay peaceful, be wary of provocateurs and stay strong. We are not alone and we will not be silenced.

Dreadker



"I park my mini-Mercedes along slide my co-workers BMWs.  In your face -- Man!"

225 They're going to start killing next. They've got the lifestyler homeless loons mixed in with them. Just wait. I give it a week.

Some of the trustafarians have actually quit the protests because of the homeless loons moving in.  I may not stop laughing if the whole thing fizzles because of that.

226 We are the Security Committee.  No,  we are not better than anyone else.  We are all equal.  But we can,  like,  make you see this counselor person and shit.  So I guess we're a little more equal than you.

227 I articulate this knowledge of wrongness the best I can.

If that sentence is any indication, no, you don't.

228  Some of the trustafarians have actually quit the protests because of the homeless loons moving in.  I may not stop laughing if the whole thing fizzles because of that.
Posted by: Ian S.

Wait,  are you saying that some crazy libtards don't get along with other crazy libtards?  Unexpected!

229 I wrote this sat in business attire, a wage slave to a mortgage that will cost me over $298k in interest payments alone, used to buy a house funded by un-backed capital which never actually legally existed due to the corrupt nature of the fractional reserve banking system...

Now that is just chock full of argley-bargley goodness!

230   I articulate this knowledge of wrongness the best much I can.

That's better much.

231 Maybe they can get the Hells Angels to run security for them. That always works out. Mebbe bring in the Banditos as backup.

232

They interviewed one of these clowns on the news this morning.  It was all I could do not to drive down there and start smacking sleeping hippies.

 

I'd link the video, but I'm having trouble finding it.  If you're interested, the station is WBFF.

233 I'm so glad Pelosi and Zero rushed to get these stinky imbeciles roped up aroung their necks. That thar waz reel smart.

234 Some of the trustafarians have actually quit the protests because of the homeless loons moving in.  I may not stop laughing if the whole thing fizzles because of that.

When rich white kids have to interact with actual poor people!
I recall, back in the runup to the Liberation of Iraq, there were huge protests on the green in Hanover, NH (home of Dartmouth).  It was a pleasant autumn.  As things dragged on into the rainy November and December and then one of the coldest Januarys in decades (-20 degrees for days at a stretch) the number of protestors dwindled to about three miserable looking die-hards.  I wanted to spray them with ice cold water from a fire hose. 
That's what I think is going to happen with this bullshit.  January in NYC is not a fun time to be camping out.

235

Raped? Put some ice on that.

236 I think it would be great if Zero made an appearance at San Francisco's Folsom Street Fair. Get some great photo ops. Mingle with the electorate. You know, excellent PR and all....

237 "If you suspect sexual abuse..." Because who are we kidding? This isn't the first time you've woken up with a pounding headache and a rubber hanging out of your ass. So, let's not jump to conclusions.

238 That's what I think is going to happen with this bullshit.  January in NYC is not a fun time to be camping out.

Posted by: Fart at October 20, 2011 02:58 PM (R2HbT)

 

Yesterday Chicago had pouring rain and 60 mile an hour winds. I hope those idiots enjoyed the weather

239 The pamphlet says that members of the protest group who believe they are victims or who suspect sexual abuse "are encouraged to immediately report the incident to the Security Committee," which will investigate and "supply the abuser with counseling resources."

So the punishment for raping a liberal is you have to listen to a liberal talk at you for several hours?

Hell that's the reason I don't date and sleep with liberals now; with this punishment there is no way to have sex with a liberal without avoiding that cruel and unusual torture.

240

one of the coldest Januarys in decades (-20 degrees for days at a stretch)

OT, but gah, I remember that damn winter.  It was all I could do to wedge myself behind the wheel of my car because my jeans would go stiff as a board after a brief walk in the open air.

241 Hey, can I get a box of those pamphlets to hand out?

242 My rape prevention kit consisted of a paper bag that I'm supposed to don over my head when I suspect a rape is about to occur.There's a face on each side of the bag, Rosie O'Donnell,Helen Thomas,Whoopi Goldberg,and Roseanne Barr. Along with that was a condom in 3 different sizes (as if Trojan was sponsoring the rape). And a small card with the words:
If you don't rape this girl, you will be entitled to a coupon for a free meal, redeemable at a participating McDonalds, courtesy of the Rape Prevention Committee.

The box that all this stuff came in had a few brief words on the side:
If you had just been raped: First give yourself a hug, you are now a survivor. Second, remember that it was the manifestation of a Capitalist system that raped you, not your peer. Lastly, you should come by the big blue tent, we have a wash area set up and people willing to listen.

243
Committee for Security? is that the Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti? or perhaps Ministerium für Staatssicherheit?? Dirección General de Inteligencia??

(Soviet Union's KGB, East Germany's Stasi, and Cuba's DGI)

244
247 My rape prevention kit consisted of a paper bag that I'm supposed to don over my head when I suspect a rape is about to occur.There's a face on each side of the bag, Rosie O'Donnell,Helen Thomas,Whoopi Goldberg,and Roseanne Barr.

If I never get it up again, I'm suing you.

245 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

246 IÂ’ve been looking everywhere for this! Thank goodness I found it on Bing.Thx

247
That is useful information and its quite easy to come a croper if you are not vigilant.

248 John Kerry accused his fellow vets of being rapists too. It's uh, funny how this seems to work.

249 You really make it seem so uderstandable with your presentation but I find this topic before really hard to understand. It seems too complicated and very broad for me.

250 Yep! I was agreed, I'll keep in touch to your blog.

251 With a 5-finger discount from “Blazzing Saddles” …

Obama: Qualifications?
Biden: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Obama: You said rape twice.
Biden: I like rape.