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October 07, 2011

Occupy Portland Finds Perfect Spokesperson [Morgen]
— Guest Blogger

I suppose it's really not fair to mock a movement by singling out one of it's more fringe characters...but I'm going to do it anyway. At least this once. Besides, I have a sneaking suspicion that this fellow's lifestyle may be a little more representative of the movement than they would like us to believe.

This must be one of those oddly dressed, silly-sounding young people Paul Krugman was talking about. Well at least he's not an evil, racist tea partier.

God bless you, Greg. Put down that bong and go see a doctor.

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Can't watch video but will criticize anyway.

Get a life loser.

Posted by: blaster at October 07, 2011 12:25 PM (l5dj7)

"I suppose it's really not fair to mock a movement by singling out one of it's more fringe characters..."

If there's anything I've learned from the MSM's coverage of the Tea Party, it's that that's entirely fair. So by all means.

Posted by: chazmartel at October 07, 2011 12:27 PM (wlSqE)

Wait where did my comment go?

Can't anybody here work this blog?

Posted by: blaster at October 07, 2011 12:27 PM (l5dj7)

4 Barak Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: bill clinton at October 07, 2011 12:27 PM (+56Bh)

5 Obama is a stuttering cluster fuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: lowfibass at October 07, 2011 12:28 PM (T1ZAZ)

6 So are we to understand that the reason he doesn't have a job is because of some guy on Wall Street? Dude, you need to get some self awareness.

Posted by: blaster at October 07, 2011 12:28 PM (l5dj7)

7 He's probably talking about the other Portland, but he's as wacky as the leftists here in Maine.

Posted by: kretyn at October 07, 2011 12:28 PM (fWdId)

8 Try this linky:

Occupy Portland Finds Perfect Spokesperson

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 07, 2011 12:29 PM (c0A3e)

9 Occupy Portland? Never heard of it!

Posted by: charlie gibson at October 07, 2011 12:29 PM (+56Bh)

10 Cain on CSPAN

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at October 07, 2011 12:29 PM (OhYCU)

As my old man used to say; " Greg, how'd you like your hand on top of your head with a knot under it?"

or,

"Boy, I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death before you stop rollin."

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at October 07, 2011 12:29 PM (ONGHB)

12 God bless you, Greg. Put down that bong and go see a doctor. He did. That's why he has the bong.

Posted by: t-bird at October 07, 2011 12:29 PM (FcR7P)

13 That kid looks like a little Hitler in training to me.

Posted by: hank wiliams jr at October 07, 2011 12:30 PM (+56Bh)

or,

"I'll whip your ass till your nose bleeds"

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at October 07, 2011 12:31 PM (ONGHB)

15 I sent that guy some pics of my junk!

Posted by: brett favre at October 07, 2011 12:32 PM (+56Bh)

or,

"I'll hit you so hard, when you wake up, your clothes will be out of style."

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at October 07, 2011 12:33 PM (ONGHB)

17 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2011 12:33 PM (fyOgS)

18 Makes me think of a song that went something like this:

"...told us drugs were no good, but them smoked and liked 'em so much we smoked a little more.
We liked them so much we smoked a little more."

I'm sure he will find a job working as a roadie back in merry ol' England.

The future is in the best of hands :-|

Posted by: exurbanDoug at October 07, 2011 12:34 PM (HuzS0)

19 He doesn't seem too worried about college loans he can't pay back, although he's an Aussie,..is college free over there? Unemployment and world financial turbulence don't seem to be grabbing at his soul, in fact he seems pretty laid back about it all.

Posted by: long toss at October 07, 2011 12:35 PM (X7q1p)

20
When things are going wrong
Turn to the bong

http://tinyurl.com/3dv2jf4

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 07, 2011 12:35 PM (QMtmy)

21 So, basically, these "Occupy" events are big bong parties??

Who knew??11!

Occupy Chicago, here I come!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 07, 2011 12:36 PM (f9c2L)

22 Computer Virus Hits U.S. Drone Fleet

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at October 07, 2011 12:37 PM (e8kgV)

23 The power of the Herb?

Oh, I am so disappointed in Herb Alpert! Great album cover, though (she was preggers, BTW, when this cover was shot).

Posted by: No Whining at October 07, 2011 12:37 PM (HmCnI)

24 So this isn't from the onion? Wow,just wow...

Posted by: The terrorist Hobbit formerly known as Donna at October 07, 2011 12:38 PM (5Wl/f)

25 Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for Obama.

Oh hell. Might as well ask what your country can do for you while your at it. Hint. Hint. Nudge. Nudge.

Posted by: Zombie JFK at October 07, 2011 12:39 PM (Kkt/i)

26 10 Days stoner till you GTFO of America. Don't come back. Enjoy your islamic utopia back home smelly hippy.

Posted by: TexBob at October 07, 2011 12:39 PM (7cXE7)

27 He's from overseas? Why doesn't he drag his deteriorating knees and drug-addled brain back to where he came from?

Posted by: No Whining at October 07, 2011 12:39 PM (HmCnI)

28 Ashton Kutcher in: "Dude Where's My Car Job"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 07, 2011 12:40 PM (54F2e)

29 Vacationing Brit/Aussie stoner? What, Soros' Open Society Institute can't afford American ones?

Fail.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 07, 2011 12:41 PM (REXkU)

30 What a miserable little puke. I wish I had the power to bring back to life the wonderful Tommies who gave their lives at Dunkirk, El Alamein and Normandy - just for an hour - so they could beat the living shit out of the posterity they died for.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2011 12:41 PM (UlUS4)

31 28 Ashton Kutcher in: "Dude Where's My Car Job House Key"
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 07, 2011 04:40 PM (54F2e)

He and Demi are rumored to be on the outs.

Posted by: No Whining at October 07, 2011 12:41 PM (HmCnI)

32 Boy, I sure hope Ace is keeping a diary while attending the NYC Occupy Wall St. event.

Maybe even a video diary!

Hey.. why haven't any conservative bloggers infiltrated these useless idiots? Breitbart should have someone doing that.. would make for a good laugh, if nothing else.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 07, 2011 12:42 PM (f9c2L)

33 Distractive OCCUPY stories monopolize news coverage.

Meanwhile, the SCOAMF reliance on electronic warfare has its built in trigger to domino style implosion.

And of course, the Air Force "no comment" explains "nor have there been any confirmed incidents".

Exclusive: Computer Virus Hits U.S. Drone Fleet

By Noah Shachtman

The virus, first detected nearly two weeks ago by the militaryÂ’s Host-Based Security System, has not prevented pilots at Creech Air Force Base in Nevada from flying their missions overseas. Nor have there been any confirmed incidents of classified information being lost or sent to an outside source. But the virus has resisted multiple efforts to remove it from CreechÂ’s computers, network security specialists say. And the infection underscores the ongoing security risks in what has become the U.S. militaryÂ’s most important weapons system.

Posted by: didn't take long at October 07, 2011 12:43 PM (lpWVn)

34 Hippie protesters anthem. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKhf-BZ7uBE

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 07, 2011 12:43 PM (ZDUD4)

35 Why don't they just occupy my schwantz with they moufs.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 07, 2011 12:44 PM (aD5Kx)

36 Chi-Town Jerry: "Hey. why haven't any conservative bloggers infiltrated these useless idiots?"

Fear of the stink? Can't say I blame 'em. I don't think there's much crazy blog money to be had, much less hazard pay.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 07, 2011 12:44 PM (REXkU)

37 16 or, "I'll hit you so hard, when you wake up, your clothes will be out of style." Posted by: Sgt. Fury at October 07, 2011 04:33 PM (ONGHB) I'll hit you so hard, I'll kill your whole family. (hat tip to the movie "Diner")

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2011 12:45 PM (UlUS4)

38 35 Wouln't that be their mouths with your schwantz?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 07, 2011 12:45 PM (ZDUD4)

39 23 The power of the Herb? Oh, I am so disappointed in Herb Alpert! Great album cover, though (she was preggers, BTW, when this cover was shot). Posted by: No Whining at October 07, 2011 04:37 PM (HmCnI) What about Peaches? Fucking misogynist.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2011 12:46 PM (UlUS4)

40 I'll hit you so hard, you'll have to unzip your pants to blow your nose.

Posted by: No Whining at October 07, 2011 12:46 PM (HmCnI)

41 So, basically, these "Occupy" events are big bong parties??

It's not "big," it's "venti."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 07, 2011 12:46 PM (QMtmy)

42 I'm dubious we should even call this hippie temper tantrum a "movement," unless you mean in the bowel sense. Doesn't a "movement" needs goals or aims? I know the MSM is eager to portray these idiots as the Left's Tea Party and all... but it's pretty weak tea, if you ask me.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 07, 2011 12:47 PM (niZvt)

43 Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for Obama.
Zombie JFK

After his inauguration, addressing public school children (opt out meant missing school) that was Obama's FIRST speech accompanied with homework assignments for the kids to come back with their pledge of what they will do to serve Obama.

Posted by: didn't take long at October 07, 2011 12:47 PM (lpWVn)

44 35 Why don't they just occupy my schwantz with they moufs. Posted by: USS Diversity at October 07, 2011 04:44 PM (aD5Kx) Wow, like all these great Yiddish words I'm seeing for the first time on the intertubes. But with all do respect, my yutzikle is off limits to those mouths.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2011 12:47 PM (UlUS4)

45 Great. Some AIDS infected douchebag coughing all over everyone at the protest. Couldn't ask for more.

Posted by: Heartless SOB Hobbit at October 07, 2011 12:47 PM (EL+OC)

Why would you want to waste your time beating the shit of of this clown?

He can't vote here unless he sneaks back in across the now secure Texas border and it looks like he's doing a damn good job of beating the shit out of himself.

save your energy for the Purple people beaters that will be a whole lot more satisfying!

Posted by: Concealed Kerry or submit at October 07, 2011 12:48 PM (vXqv3)

47 Oldsailor's poet: "Wouln't that be their mouths with your schwantz?"

I don't need his schwantz. I already have plenty of schwantz!

Posted by: Lotion Man at October 07, 2011 12:49 PM (REXkU)

48 If it really was a grass roots movement I would expect to see many more anti-war signs.

Posted by: MATT DAMON! at October 07, 2011 12:49 PM (F/4zf)

49 I used to have pieces of guys like that in my stool!

Posted by: fran sinatra's ghost at October 07, 2011 12:50 PM (+56Bh)

50 Doesn't a "movement" needs goals or aims? How about a Brownian movement?

Posted by: t-bird at October 07, 2011 12:50 PM (FcR7P)

51 By the way, I'd wager there are maybe 200 "people" (if you can classify these momzers as people) at the event. Amazing what wide angle lenses and controlling camera angles can do to make chicken salad out of chicken shit. Worked for the Kremlin at all those May Day parades.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2011 12:50 PM (UlUS4)

52 A grass roots movement with an emphasis on the GRASS. Feh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2011 12:50 PM (UlUS4)

I've been following the year 2003 on Twitter. It posted:

Why aren't these people protesting the immoral, illegal, imperialist, hegemonic, Halliburton, adventurist occupation of Iraq?

Posted by: FireHorse at October 07, 2011 12:51 PM (gyHyY)

54 Greg was mentioned, was he running around?

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Ban k1rwm) at October 07, 2011 12:51 PM (yAor6)

55 Should "dumbfuck" be capitalized when you use it in a resume?

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at October 07, 2011 12:51 PM (QKKT0)

Wouln't that be their mouths with your schwantz?

Yeah, Moufs. Whattaya some kinda racist?

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 07, 2011 12:51 PM (aD5Kx)

57 Is that Katy Perry's husband?

Posted by: Occupiedwirhwork at October 07, 2011 12:51 PM (oJkCH)

58 That guy is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure, just like me!

Posted by: BH Obama at October 07, 2011 12:51 PM (+56Bh)

59 Why would you want to waste your time beating the shit of of this clown?

It's no more a waste of time than walking my dog, swimming a few laps in the pool, or reading a good book while enjoying a cup of coffee... you know, the things we do to relax and unwind.

Posted by: weew at October 07, 2011 12:52 PM (7RbIF)

60 "Wikipedia it!"

LOL

Dude needs to find a gymnasium and eat some damn meat instead of sitting on that couch smoking garbage.

Doesn't he realize his rotted out flimsy body is nourished just as much as his brain? That he probably can't rely on his intuition if he's a crumbling young fella?

Posted by: Dustin at October 07, 2011 12:52 PM (fF625)

61 "If you don't quite understand what it is, Google it."

Posted by: Miss80s at October 07, 2011 12:53 PM (d6QMz)

Didn't he say he had AIDS?

Dude step away from the Bong and go see a Doctor.

Posted by: dananjcon at October 07, 2011 12:54 PM (8ieXv)

63 We're still giving money to Pakistan!!!!

Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2011 12:54 PM (fyOgS)

64 OT: Obama Hits New Real Clear Average Low Of 42.3%

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Ban k1rwm) at October 07, 2011 12:54 PM (yAor6)

65 Me doubts he am an citizen, especially with that accent and his saying he's got "tin dies lift in Ahmiracah". So, does this mean that some heavy percentage of the OWS-OEW crowd aren't even FROM here?

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at October 07, 2011 12:54 PM (vahvH)

66 42
Doesn't a "movement" needs goals or aims?
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 07, 2011 04:47 PM (niZvt)

To listen to the MBM and the OWSers themselves, the absence of aims is both part of their charm and their strength.

Posted by: No Whining at October 07, 2011 12:55 PM (HmCnI)

"Computer Virus Hits U.S. Drone Fleet"

That's a virus that can do more than erase your hard drive... it can erase you!

Posted by: sherlock at October 07, 2011 12:55 PM (7UMow)

68 all a movement needs is bowels

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, but the levee was dry... at October 07, 2011 12:57 PM (UqKQV)

69 Dustin: "Doesn't he realize his rotted out flimsy body is nourished just as much as his brain?"

That train left the station years ago. I think it was the high-speed rail out of Melbourne.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 07, 2011 12:57 PM (REXkU)

70 Doesn't a "movement" needs goals or aims?
Posted by: CoolCzech

Not really. Just some toilet paper.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 07, 2011 12:57 PM (kt1UQ)

71 Ossify Portland. cough Look at my knees. cough dab of herb cough

Posted by: Ossified Druggie at October 07, 2011 12:58 PM (qpKJT)

72 I'll kick your ass so hard, you'll have to unbutton your shirt collar to take a crap.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 07, 2011 01:00 PM (Mvbok)

73 This Organic movement is legit because Fox is not fueling it and the peoples corporations (media, Universities and Unions) are supporting it? There is nothing objective anymore. Everything is political. I am really getting fatigued by the constant drumbeat of the popular culture/re-education camp.

Posted by: Locus Ceruleus at October 07, 2011 01:01 PM (GMzH2)

74 So his autoimmune disease (arthritis) is a magic ailment that qualifies him for medical marijuana, disability, and a perfect excuse to not work.

Wow, I'm glad I bust my hump 60 hours a week so I can support the likes of him.

Posted by: weew at October 07, 2011 01:01 PM (7RbIF)

49 seconds of that crap was all I could take.

Holder tries a bluff.

Posted by: Poultrygeist at October 07, 2011 01:01 PM (OlN4e)

76 I'll kick you into the middle of next week.

re: Creech - Could be nonsense, nothing or as a commenter @wired noted a built in "the virus did it" excuse.

Posted by: DaveA at October 07, 2011 01:03 PM (txTVO)

77 I am happy that their version of the Tea PArty is such a cluster fuck of idiocy. The tea Party has legitimacy and this THING never will. Even with all of Soros money it will always be these idiot kids who have no direction and no objective that people remember about all of this. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZERS!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 07, 2011 01:03 PM (SPVfc)

78 dang sock

Posted by: giftogab at October 07, 2011 01:03 PM (SPVfc)

79 I'll hit you so hard that you'll die and go the fuck away forever.

Posted by: was that over the top? at October 07, 2011 01:04 PM (7RbIF)

80 "Put down that bong..."

Hey now, let us not act in haste, dude.

Posted by: Moron What Knows That...uh...that...wha? at October 07, 2011 01:05 PM (ay6+/)

81 al-Cicero,

Thanks for the laugh Al.

Posted by: DaveA at October 07, 2011 01:05 PM (txTVO)

82 We must repeal Obamacare. MUST. I think it's keeping some of the bigger loser, leeches in Canada, Europe and Great Britain from moving here permanently.

Posted by: mare at October 07, 2011 01:08 PM (A98Xu)

83 Holder tries a bluff.

Yes I'm sure his IG will really delve into. See Walprin if you want to know what happens to an IG who doesn't tow the line...

Posted by: The terrorist Hobbit formerly known as Donna at October 07, 2011 01:08 PM (5Wl/f)

84 it's = our lack of a National Health Care System

Posted by: mare at October 07, 2011 01:08 PM (A98Xu)

Watching TV with the sound turned down and the stereo turned up. Thinks: munchies! Gets up and wanders into kitchen, stops. What the hell did I come in here for? Turns around and walks back to living room. Sits down. REMEMBERS! Oh yeah, food. Gets up and wanders into kitchen, stops. What the hell did I come in here for?

Repeat.

Oh, my college days.....

Posted by: Poultrygeist at October 07, 2011 01:09 PM (OlN4e)

86 Maybe he's trying to get somebody to hit him? Hit him so hard that it'll knock the AIDS out of him.

Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at October 07, 2011 01:11 PM (3YCP0)

87 See, it's a libertarian movement!

Posted by: The MSM at October 07, 2011 01:11 PM (MMC8r)

88
Occupy Greg's Brain.

Posted by: THC at October 07, 2011 01:12 PM (QMtmy)

89 I suppose it's really not fair to mock a movement by singling out one of it's more fringe characters Do you really think he's on the fringe?

Posted by: t-bird at October 07, 2011 01:12 PM (FcR7P)

90 This guy doesn't even care about the protests as much as he wants an interesting story to tell when he gets back to... wherever the hell he came from.

Posted by: weew at October 07, 2011 01:13 PM (7RbIF)

91 Greg, I'll kick you so hard you'll be wearing your ass for a hat.

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at October 07, 2011 01:14 PM (ONGHB)

92 I think the proper term for Greg is: wanker.

Posted by: Poultrygeist at October 07, 2011 01:14 PM (OlN4e)

93 76
Holder tries a bluff.
Posted by: Poultrygeist at October 07, 2011 05:01 PM (OlN4e)

Cue the Totally Eric Holder series of parodies ...

Posted by: No Whining at October 07, 2011 01:14 PM (HmCnI)

94 he's a brit, a limey- please dont call him an aussie.

Posted by: Adolph Titler at October 07, 2011 01:14 PM (07i0z)

76 Holder tries a bluff.

Posted by: Poultrygeist at October 07, 2011 05:01 PM (OlN4e)

Gentlemen, all our phony-baloney jobs are at stake! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph!

Hey, I didn't get a "harrumph" outta that guy.

Posted by: Right Hon. Gov. Eric Holder LePetomaine at October 07, 2011 01:15 PM (w41GQ)

96 wanker

Posted by: the Butcher at October 07, 2011 01:15 PM (8g9qq)

97 91 This guy doesn't even care about the protests as much as he wants an interesting story to tell when he gets back to... wherever the hell he came from.

New Zealand, or perhaps Australia. But I agree, it sounds more like he's the professional protestor type who's in it for the thrill.

Posted by: Miss80s at October 07, 2011 01:15 PM (d6QMz)

98 I suppose it's really not fair to mock a movement by singling out one of it's more fringe characters

Do you really think he's on the fringe?

Seconded. I'd say it's pretty much all fringe.

Posted by: DarkLord© sez Obama is a stuttering clusterf--- of a miserable failure
Oh, and F--- Nevada! at October 07, 2011 01:17 PM (GBXon)

99 Human Events, responds to the various 99%ers...funny!
(Although, they too got pwned by the 'printer repair' guy.

http://tinyurl.com/3ep4njv

Posted by: Tami at October 07, 2011 01:17 PM (X6akg)

100 We have a confused group of losers in my city trying to put together an "occupation". Uhhh, there are no corporations here. It's the state capital so most jobs here are......public sector. They are having a meeting soon to decide what it is they are about. Yeah, Jon Stewart................just like the Tea Party.

Posted by: Mr. Blue at October 07, 2011 01:17 PM (4t9J5)

101 "Occupy Portland"?! Uhhh, you already do. Great protest. What's next, "Occupy Berkeley"?

Posted by: t-bird at October 07, 2011 01:18 PM (FcR7P)

102 But I agree, it sounds more like he's the professional protestor type who's in it for the thrill.

Gotta return to (wherever) and generate some cash with his band mates so that he can return in May for Chicagopalooza

Posted by: No Whining at October 07, 2011 01:18 PM (HmCnI)

103 102 "Occupy Portland"?! Uhhh, you already do. Great protest. What's next, "Occupy Berkeley"?

LOL. Well done. Yes, I'd like my steak well done.

Posted by: Locutus of Borg at October 07, 2011 01:21 PM (mAm+G)

104 What's next, "Occupy Berkeley"?

The sooner, the better.

Lots of flamethrowers and Willy Pete, please...

Posted by: DarkLord© sez Obama is a stuttering clusterf--- of a miserable failure
Oh, and F--- Nevada! at October 07, 2011 01:26 PM (GBXon)

105 I suppose it's really not fair to mock a movement by singling out one of it's more fringe characters.

How about lumping the entire movement as fringe then proceed with the mocking?

Posted by: YIKES! at October 07, 2011 01:26 PM (70TBD)

106 Another Mensa member from Portland....

http://tinyurl.com/3bou8ml

Posted by: Tami at October 07, 2011 01:26 PM (X6akg)

107 One good point made by some commenter on another blog regarding the Occupy****** protestors - at least we know where all the motivated lefties are located. Something the local city/state/county governments should be doing is making an effort to identify each protestor. They should be checking welfare rolls, unemployment registers, unpaid tickets and deadbeat dad lists. If any known violations are found, the bastards should be immediately arrested and charged. Hey if we know where they are ........ just sayin

Posted by: Racist, Right-Wing Terrorist in Midwest...Or Tea Party Member for Short at October 07, 2011 01:28 PM (fOPv7)

108 Poor Greg, soon he will have to go back home to live in his Mum's basement.

Posted by: Buffalobob at October 07, 2011 01:30 PM (vjyVi)

109 If any known violations are found, the bastards should be immediately arrested and charged. Nah, just bring out the fire hoses. "Health Inspection! Bath Time!"

Posted by: t-bird at October 07, 2011 01:32 PM (FcR7P)

110 LEGACY: Run on mock turtlenecks since Jobs' death... ------------------------------------------- Story on Drudge. Are we this pathetic as a nation? A culture? Why yes. Yes we are.

Posted by: Mr. Blue at October 07, 2011 01:33 PM (4t9J5)

111 112

Chi-Town Jerry: "Hey. why haven't any conservative bloggers infiltrated these useless idiots?"

Fear of the stink? Can't say I blame 'em. I don't think there's much crazy blog money to be had, much less hazard pay.

I think the answer is jobs, families and....oh yea......this pesky thing called responsibilities.

Add to that that the acrid smell of unwashed bodies and urine just pisses me off.

Posted by: Poultrygeist at October 07, 2011 01:34 PM (OlN4e)

112 95 he's a brit, a limey- please dont call him an aussie

Yup. He's as Aussie as the Geico gecko.

Posted by: pep at October 07, 2011 01:36 PM (6TB1Z)

113 Chi-Town Jerry: "Hey. why haven't any conservative bloggers infiltrated these useless idiots?"

You would have to blend. Just think about what you would have to do to infiltrate. Remember back when they thought they could infiltrate *us* and they looked like idiots so they stood out like sore thumbs? Yeah we'd try and infiltrate and stand out like a sore thumb for not looking like idiots.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at October 07, 2011 01:36 PM (0q2P7)

114

I was waiting for him to say:
Don' You Go Rounin' Roun To Re Ro,

Posted by: YIKES! at October 07, 2011 01:36 PM (70TBD)

115 BTW......I miss Ace like Solyndra misses my FICA withholdings. Chi-Town Jerry: "Hey. why haven't any conservative bloggers infiltrated these useless idiots?" -------------------------------------------- What's the point? To infiltrate would indicate a need to get to the UNDERLYING, HIDDEN agenda of these losers. These guys are transparently pathetic.

Posted by: Spiker at October 07, 2011 01:38 PM (4t9J5)

116 Dude, it's Portland. Moscow-on-the-Willamette. This fellow's lifestyle is representative of the whole fucking city.

Posted by: Pantless Deviant at October 07, 2011 01:39 PM (sTS/8)

117 t-bird@102,

Heh +.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 07, 2011 01:39 PM (REXkU)

118 Former Enron Financial Advisor Paul Krugman.

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at October 07, 2011 01:40 PM (GTbGH)

119 I'll beat you to a pulp and then beat the pulp!

Posted by: silver fox at October 07, 2011 01:40 PM (O/fK8)

120 I expect a full report with a zillion photos and a scratch 'n' sniff patch from Zombie pretty soon. She/he always infiltrates the looneys when they gather in numbers.

Posted by: Poultrygeist at October 07, 2011 01:41 PM (OlN4e)

121
Cheech & Chong want their stash back.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 07, 2011 01:41 PM (QMtmy)

122 His parents must be proud.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at October 07, 2011 01:42 PM (uVlA4)

123 To infiltrate would indicate a need to get to the UNDERLYING, HIDDEN agenda of these losers. These guys are transparently pathetic.

And have no agenda other than bong hits for equality.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 07, 2011 01:42 PM (Hx5uv)

124 Hey dude, how about we TAKE YOUR WEED YOU PAID FOR and give it to someone else that didn't have any money for weed? Sound like a plan to you, mate?

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at October 07, 2011 01:43 PM (uVlA4)

125 If Rick Perry would lay of the bong he'd stay awake through an entire debate.

Call me Rick!

Posted by: Michele Bachmann at October 07, 2011 01:44 PM (OGQrv)

126 MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative@117,

Good point. How does one master incoherency in an afternoon? Besides smoking pot and mainlining stupid?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 07, 2011 01:45 PM (REXkU)

127 129 If Rick Perry would lay of the bong he'd stay awake through an entire debate. --------------------------------------------- I just think the guy is used to being in bed by 9pm. Just like G.W. This is what happens when your Legislature only meets once every 2 years.

Posted by: Spiker at October 07, 2011 01:46 PM (4t9J5)

128 I expect a full report with a zillion photos and a scratch 'n' sniff patch from Zombie pretty soon. She/he always infiltrates the looneys when they gather in numbers.

Reminds me of that one scene from the walking dead Guts, in order to escape, they smeared zombie guts all over each other so that they smelled bad enough to slip by the zombies. It worked until it rained.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at October 07, 2011 01:47 PM (0q2P7)

129 I got, like, only 10 days left in the States.............I'm stoned out of my mind...............you don't see a chick here in the video do ya? I might as well change the world since I can't get laid.

Posted by: Aussie Stoner at October 07, 2011 01:49 PM (4t9J5)

130 he's not a fucking aussie!! geesus you stupid fat fucking americans are stupid!

Posted by: Adolph Titler at October 07, 2011 01:54 PM (07i0z)

131 Really occupy portland, what's he gonna do protest outside Nike. Next your gonna show me occupy san fran protesting outside Pixar.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at October 07, 2011 01:59 PM (tKFT6)

132 Australia: The drunker, meaner Canada.
<3

Posted by: fb at October 07, 2011 02:03 PM (JVEmw)

133

Saw this somewhere and thought that it hit the nail on the head.

Conservatives have the Tea-Baggers, Liberals have the Flea-Baggers.

Posted by: Bosk at October 07, 2011 02:20 PM (n2K+4)

134 Scot, Blit, Aussie... whatevel. They arr rook and sound same to me. Lound eyes the rot of them.

Posted by: Tuong Lu Kim at October 07, 2011 02:23 PM (REXkU)

135

Posted by: Mr. Blue at October 07, 2011 05:33 PM (4t9J5)

Given that it turns out Honduras could have just executed Zalaya with hardly an international whimper because an aging probable child molester happened to die at the same time I'm not sure if it's just our culture. Which naturally doesn't make our current skid any less obnoxious, particularly since our government is pushing us down the slope.

Posted by: Polliwog at October 07, 2011 02:43 PM (LmarV)

136 68 all a movement needs is bowels

Actually, there was a dance back in the 60's called "The Mess".

You stood in one place and moved your bowels.

Very big in the Bay Area, IIRC.

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at October 07, 2011 02:58 PM (bnG0d)

137 134 he's not a fucking aussie!! geesus you stupid fat fucking americans are stupid! Posted by: Adolph Titler at October 07, 2011 05:54 PM (07i0z) -------------------------------- Hey look! An Aussie named Adolph! Man, they are fucked up Down Under aren't they?

Posted by: Spiker at October 07, 2011 03:02 PM (4t9J5)

138 Greg, I'll hit you so hard your children will be shitting teeth.

Posted by: Fritz at October 07, 2011 03:07 PM (FabC8)

139 Yeah, Greg, rock on!
Great solo huh?
Is that a GIBSON guitar?
Pretty cool huh?
You know what your dude in the big house is doing to Gibson, right?

You know who made the laptop, right? No?
Any idea where your phone came from? No?
Or those dope shoes you're wearing? No?
Hell, what about the dude that invented your vaporizor? What's that?

Greg, there's shit growing on yogurt in my refrigerator with more brains than you.

Die Greg, die.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at October 07, 2011 03:49 PM (u89vw)

140 I think these folks are pretty representative of the "movement."

Posted by: Anon at October 07, 2011 04:05 PM (1r8Bl)

141 Heh. It's adorable how the freaks use tough sounding words like occupy.

Makes me want to pinch their little cheeks before clubbing them like baby seals.

Posted by: sifty wants the OWS sprayed with RAID at October 07, 2011 04:18 PM (4CSeG)

142 He actually said 'peace out', a direct echo of the 60s protests. This whole thing proves that the much maligned baby boomers are/were not the problem but the idle children of the rich and comfortable of every generation who need to find a purpose for their empty lives. Working towards bettering society, at home or abroad, is just too hard so protests are the most attractive way to feel a part of something.

Posted by: Decaf at October 07, 2011 04:24 PM (UtZ/j)

143 Can you imagine the smells inside those bivy's ? Good Lord...

Posted by: Heartless SOB Hobbit at October 07, 2011 04:27 PM (EL+OC)

144 It might help if I put the link in the post.

JakPak this hippie scum.

Posted by: Heartless SOB Hobbit at October 07, 2011 04:37 PM (EL+OC)

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146 This schlemiel sounds like a Limey to me but he looks like the vermin that infest downtown and southeast Portland. The dregs of the dregs that invaded Oregon from California and brought all of their disagreeable habits and stupidity with them. Portland used to be a nice, moderately sized city before these swine (no offense intended )found their way here. Pathethic fools.

Posted by: LarryG at October 07, 2011 05:00 PM (q9LWi)

147 #occupyyourfuckinshinebox

Posted by: sifty wants the OWS sprayed with RAID at October 07, 2011 05:03 PM (4CSeG)

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151 Wow! The UK won't allow Michael Savage to visit, but we let this wanker in.

Posted by: kraki at October 08, 2011 02:57 AM (ylLDT)

152 "Didn't he say he had AIDS?"

No.

He said "autoimmune disease" and "arthritis pain".

Rheumatoid arthritis is an autoimmune disease. Lupus is another one.

Posted by: pst314 at October 08, 2011 05:48 AM (mFPMV)

153 Bah its NEVER lupus

Posted by: HowardDevore at October 08, 2011 07:48 AM (UCt7i)

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