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April 07, 2011

Oh My: Prosser... Up?
— Ace

This could be my last chance to post it.
I'm taking it.

Update/Cautionary Note: This is from a blog called WisPolitics. I usually am very skeptical of factual reporting on blogs. So, caution.

Update: JSOnline confirms.

Prosser's up -- at the moment.

But if you think our tallies can change... hoo boy, can theirs!

...

Winnebago County returns posted by the clerkÂ’s office give Justice David Prosser 244 more votes there than JoAnne Kloppenburg compared to the results The Associated Press tallied.

Flaming Honey Badger thanks to Johnny, hat tip to Ben for sending it to me.

Correction: I initially misread and miswrote this concerns two counties. It's just one, Winnebago.

Posted by: Ace at 11:26 AM | Comments (290)
Post contains 122 words, total size 1 kb.

1 My honey badger is finally seeing some action!

Posted by: Johnny at April 07, 2011 11:26 AM (mhmc7)

2 Presser goes up, and so does my penis.

Posted by: JC at April 07, 2011 11:27 AM (7xXIf)

3 You just inspired me to paint my car with flames, skulls and of course honey badgers. Or maybe a honey badger hood ornament.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 07, 2011 11:28 AM (54F2e)

4 MUAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: FAB at April 07, 2011 11:28 AM (v85We)

5 Drove the chevy to the levy with the ballots in the trunk

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 07, 2011 11:28 AM (0GFWk)

6 That's it! I'm renaming my rock group to The Honey Badgers!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 07, 2011 11:28 AM (f9c2L)

7 Nice grahic!

That honey badger sure is sexy!

Posted by: Chris Klein at April 07, 2011 11:29 AM (dDbkT)

8 ACE. please check 230 on gvt shutdown thread.

Posted by: willow at April 07, 2011 11:29 AM (h+qn8)

9 Thanks Ben.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 07, 2011 11:29 AM (4ZxEW)

10 I'll be back a little later.. I'm gonna go monitor Daily Kooks to see the reaction.. they've been gloating all morning.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 07, 2011 11:29 AM (f9c2L)

I thought it was classless for Klopper to Accept the Job when she knew it would likely be contested?? or is that usual?

Posted by: willow at April 07, 2011 11:30 AM (h+qn8)

12 Honey Badger just smacks the shit out of it.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2011 11:30 AM (7uOfO)

13 Ah. The old, 'stow the ballots in the back of the Winebago (county)' ploy. How shrewd.

Posted by: Moronic political pundit at April 07, 2011 11:30 AM (6rX0K)

So 244 instead of 40?

Get the big bag!

Posted by: Wisconsin Democrats at April 07, 2011 11:30 AM (sOtz/)

15 ACE. please check 230 on gvt shutdown thread. Posted by: willow at April 07, 2011 03:29 PM (h+qn

Sounds like Kilgore Trout

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 07, 2011 11:31 AM (0GFWk)

16 I came.

Posted by: Chris R at April 07, 2011 11:31 AM (QiNmA)

Will someone ask Mrs. Frankenklopper if she thinks it appropirate for Prosser to now claim victory, since she felt compelled to do so earlier this week?

That should be a hoot.

Posted by: Moronic political pundit at April 07, 2011 11:31 AM (6rX0K)

18 I'm beating my dick like it burned my waffles.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2011 11:32 AM (nj1bB)

19 nevergiveup that was my first reaction also.

Posted by: willow at April 07, 2011 11:32 AM (h+qn8)

20 So the whole, you owe me a new monitor!, line? Yeah, about that.....

Posted by: laceyunderalls wondering how to best remove Diet Coke from work monitor at April 07, 2011 11:33 AM (pLTLS)

21 I'm beating my dick like it burned my waffles.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2011 03:32 PM (nj1bB)

o.o Wait what

Posted by: KinleyArdal at April 07, 2011 11:33 AM (NyJ2K)

And now, the sweet, sweet tears of union thugs.

I may need to work on my creative writing imagery a bit.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 07, 2011 11:33 AM (B+qrE)

23 WI union thuggery and Dem political demagoguery hardest hit.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 07, 2011 11:34 AM (9hSKh)

my mind goes blank

Posted by: willow at April 07, 2011 11:34 AM (h+qn8)

25 A recount in [the Wisconsin Supreme Court] race... seems inevitable, and it is not clear who will ultimately take the seat on the Wisconsin bench. But if this expensive and nasty race ends up in protracted litigation, it could undermine public confidence in both the judiciary and WisconsinÂ’s electoral process, especially if, as I expect, supporters of Kloppenburg raise ugly allegations of voter fraud.... While the fraud allegations [in various recent elections] remain stuck in the publicÂ’s mind, no proof of any systemic fraud has been unearthed. Instead, close examination of elections show, time and again, that our election systems are not perfect Â– but this is due to human error and not fraud....

f the Wisconsin Supreme Court race goes into extra innings, I expect things to become especially contentious and partisan.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 07, 2011 11:35 AM (tvs2p)

26 Praying Prosser's points persist.

Posted by: Cathy at April 07, 2011 11:35 AM (jVzcR)

27 Honey Badger, you saxy man. Very saxy man...

Posted by: Bloody Mary at April 07, 2011 11:35 AM (dDbkT)

28 They have some more ballots down in the basement if they need them. No need to start soaping each other's back just yet.

Posted by: blaster at April 07, 2011 11:35 AM (Fw2Gg)

29 if Prosser wins, quick, someone make a Honey Badger Ball Dipping .gif!

Posted by: Soothsayer Moribund at April 07, 2011 11:35 AM (uFokq)

30 Oh shit.

Posted by: Greg (sotto voce) at April 07, 2011 11:36 AM (oDMwn)

31 Honey badgers wear cars as ornaments not the other way around.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 07, 2011 11:36 AM (Y1DZt)

32 Oh yeah!?!? We just found 773 ballots in the rectum of a prison who was on work release as a poll watcher and they are all for Kloppensgruber. He was using them to smuggle medicine back to his sick cell mate who can't get proper health care under that evil Scott Walker's administration.

Posted by: Dane County at April 07, 2011 11:36 AM (Q1lie)

33 I really haven't been worried so much about this, even with a lose this close and especially with a win this close. As it has been said numerous times, the Union appear to have put their all into this and prematurely ejaculated on Kloppenburg's left inner thigh.

Posted by: Drew in MO at April 07, 2011 11:36 AM (n6NRR)

34 Just got a new horse and shes a Beautiful Golden Badass mare. Yup you guessed it. I call her Honey Badger. Everyone thinks her name is Honey because of her color, but she doesnt give a shit. She was literally given to me because she was vicious. I have had her three days and tho the previous folks did their best to kill her i think she will pull thru because its not like she was bit by a cobra or anything. She just needs time to sleep it off.
true story no shit.

Ok so if he wins does rum have to put up the special whipped cream dipped boobs pic i took when scott brown got elected ?

show of hands morons?

Posted by: Gushka at April 07, 2011 11:36 AM (93zw2)

35 hahahaha, Red Sox their 6th straight! Best. Team. Everrrrrrrrr.

Posted by: Soothsayer Moribund at April 07, 2011 11:37 AM (uFokq)

36 It would be a sin to have to dip my balls in the Butter Bourbon Pecan Frozen Custard I just made...but it's looking like I might have to.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2011 11:37 AM (7uOfO)

37 They shouldn't show their hand so early. I am sure with this news other tallies are being altered.

Posted by: robtron at April 07, 2011 11:37 AM (DSeW+)

38 damn, forgot an important verb

Posted by: Soothsayer Moribund at April 07, 2011 11:37 AM (uFokq)

39 I worry though --- only up 40 votes. I suspect the Democrats could find that many votes in the glove box of 1974 Gremlin.

This is how you play it though: wait for the Dems to declare victory (and probably start destroying any further evidence of their cheating), then show that they actually lost.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2011 11:37 AM (p05LM)

40 BTW, is it usual for the Associated Press to tally votes?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 07, 2011 11:38 AM (Y1DZt)

41 I wanna honey badger hood ornament!!! (I dont have a car but who cares)

Posted by: Leigh T at April 07, 2011 11:38 AM (jR2x5)

42 I'm beating my dick like it burned my waffles. Posted by: ace at April 07, 2011 03:32 PM (nj1bB) Friction is a beautiful thing, my friend.

Posted by: In Ancient Kenya, John Blows You! at April 07, 2011 11:38 AM (lT0LC)

43 I think a number of you ought to be calling me sometime around... 8:00 p.m. or so. I'll make time to consult with you.

Posted by: Your Doctor at April 07, 2011 11:38 AM (WDySP)

44 We just found 773 ballots in the rectum of a prison

This could be a job for Geraldoman!

Posted by: Superhero Union 101 at April 07, 2011 11:39 AM (kb0wl)

45 Prosser's having an erection in an RV?

Posted by: joncelli, late in the day and wishing he were camping at April 07, 2011 11:40 AM (RD7QR)

46 How many more votes do I hafta make!?! I'm on my cawfee break!

Posted by: Union Thug at April 07, 2011 11:40 AM (mEyVv)

47 Fuck you, Charlie Sheen! This is what real WINNING looks like!

Posted by: Judge Prosser at April 07, 2011 11:40 AM (WDySP)

48 After the 337th recount the Demoncrats finally won with a little help from the Al Franken Brigade of Minnesota.

Posted by: chuck in st paul at April 07, 2011 11:40 AM (EhYdw)

Trumka, dragging someone behind the building .

Posted by: willow at April 07, 2011 11:40 AM (h+qn8)

50 But... But... I WON!!

Posted by: Kloppenschmappenhappenn at April 07, 2011 11:41 AM (jGXQI)

51 Shinebox. Greg. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Billy Bats at April 07, 2011 11:41 AM (oDMwn)

52 He is beating the he/she?

OT: Looks like the Joos shot down a Pali rocket with a direct hit from something they call "The Iron Foreskin" or something like that.

What a ball-dip-tastic day!

Posted by: Dang at April 07, 2011 11:41 AM (TXKVh)

53 BTW, is it usual for the Associated Press to tally votes?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 07, 2011 03:38 PM (Y1DZt)

Oh sure, we totally trust our media here to be fair and just.

Posted by: robtr at April 07, 2011 11:41 AM (MtwBb)

54
Flaming Honey Badger

Animal Cruelty!!!! We're calling the police. Just as soon as we strip for a nude ad campaign with white-striped pubic hair..

Posted by: PETA at April 07, 2011 11:41 AM (9daa6)

55 So when Koopenhooper was ahead, it was time for victory celebration. If Prosser comes out ahead, ... it's time for... a recount.

Posted by: Soothsayer Moribund at April 07, 2011 11:41 AM (uFokq)

56 This is great. A nice surprise really, but now we have to be on alert for the trunk loads of newly discovered votes like in Minnesota.

Posted by: Dan at April 07, 2011 11:42 AM (mXBxH)

57 Don't know if the total will hold, but if it does, having Winnebago County put Prosser over the top would be awesomely ironic. Michelle Litjens represents Oshkosh, which is in Winnebago County. Remember her?

Posted by: Irony is ironic at April 07, 2011 11:42 AM (VVFSk)

58 They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

Posted by: Oscar Gamble at April 07, 2011 11:42 AM (le5qc)

59 53
They are Jewish so there is no foreskin in Israel.

Posted by: Drew in MO at April 07, 2011 11:42 AM (n6NRR)

60 This is fap-worthy

Posted by: thehungarian at April 07, 2011 11:43 AM (rxaXW)

61 Prosser should definitely declare victory.

Posted by: Rocks at April 07, 2011 11:43 AM (Q1lie)

62 "Schlemiel, schlimazel, Kloppenfurburger incorporated!"

Posted by: Laverne & Shirley at April 07, 2011 11:43 AM (uFokq)

Well in all seriousness, those cops in WI better get their riot gear in order if these results hold true.

What's worse than violent leftists losing? Violent leftist that thought they had it bought, paid for, and in the bag.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 07, 2011 11:44 AM (pLTLS)

Winnebago? Hell, a herd of Winnebagos, we're giving them away!

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes... at April 07, 2011 11:44 AM (usS2T)

a nice bris day

Posted by: willow at April 07, 2011 11:44 AM (h+qn8)

66 Also note: Ace had this up before HotAir did. Proof that he does read other sites.

Posted by: Jay in Ames at April 07, 2011 11:45 AM (UEEex)

67 Friction is a beautiful thing, my friend.
Not in warfare.

Posted by: zombie karl von clausewitz at April 07, 2011 11:45 AM (Y1DZt)

68 Optimism - An irrational belief that the Dems won't steal this no matter how big a lead prosser has.

Posted by: Dictionary at April 07, 2011 11:45 AM (DHNp4)

show of hands morons? posted by: Gushka

Well, since you were stunt boobing me, I'm a yes. Plus I know how funny that pic is.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 07, 2011 11:46 AM (cniXs)

70 Trump on Hannity raking Obama's birth certificate over the coals. Yummy and amusing.

Posted by: dagny at April 07, 2011 11:46 AM (VkQSq)

71 As a concerned christian and lifelong conservative and resident of Fargo, ND I am concerned that Gov. Walker will once again overstep his bounds and not count my vote for Kloppenhopper, as he is the modern day Genghis Khan.

Posted by: Koncerned Khristian in Fargo at April 07, 2011 11:46 AM (jGXQI)

72 So if Prosser loses , what's the chances of our side occupying the state house and being generally pains in the ass for a month? How long til the democratic supreme court declares it illegal? I'm so fuckin sick of feeling like I'm always losing. I'm desperate for some WINNING!

Posted by: Shecky at April 07, 2011 11:46 AM (LLjvM)

73 No problem. I'll have another 500 votes for whatsername in 20 minutes.

Posted by: Guido Scalisi, Union Rep. at April 07, 2011 11:46 AM (MMC8r)

74 Uh, Ace - this ain't no blog.

Posted by: Chuckit at April 07, 2011 11:46 AM (tUFnv)

75 Speaking of Winnebagos, I wonder how that RV factory that Obama always visits in IN is doing. Going by Obama's track record of association, the firm is probably ready to be dissolved.

Posted by: Laverne & Shirley at April 07, 2011 11:47 AM (uFokq)

76 Posted by: Guido Scalisi, Union Rep. at April 07, 2011 03:46 PM (MMC8r)

can we suggest a change in name to trup....ka

we are in legitimate businesses now

Posted by: . at April 07, 2011 11:47 AM (k1rwm)

77 Kloppenhopper is so upset about this she may rise from the dead.

Posted by: Cicero at April 07, 2011 11:47 AM (QKKT0)

78 Looks like the Joos shot down a Pali rocket with a direct hit from something they call "The Iron Foreskin" or something like that.

Remember when the Dems insisted it was impossible for a missile to hit another missile?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2011 11:48 AM (p05LM)

79 Like I said. I'll wait until the final results are in before I make my prediction.

Posted by: Soona at April 07, 2011 11:48 AM (bFxT1)

80 Winnebago County has been represented by Rep. Thomas Petri (R) since 1979. GWB won 56% of the vote there in '04 but it was close to being tied in '08.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 07, 2011 11:48 AM (UO6+e)

81 jsonline.com reports the same thing

Posted by: JWF at April 07, 2011 11:48 AM (1l37M)

82 Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 07, 2011 03:48 PM (UO6+e)

I saw something on the news about the winnebago factory slowly bleeding to death. It seriously made me cry for that town and those people.

Posted by: . at April 07, 2011 11:49 AM (k1rwm)

83 Ok so if he wins does rum have to put up the special whipped cream dipped boobs pic i took when scott brown got elected ?

show of hands morons?

Posted by: Gushka

You have to ask?

Of course. lol

Posted by: todler at April 07, 2011 11:49 AM (fPOY0)

84 Well, I don't understand the honey badger thing, but I like it just the same. As far as actually winning this race, it just doesn't seem like we could be so lucky. Not in that little Banana Republic of a state.

Posted by: Optimizer at April 07, 2011 11:49 AM (2lTU+)

85 This latest Nixonian election fraud by the GOP proves we need to reform our election system.

Posted by: Concerneded Leftists for Election Reform and....Civility at April 07, 2011 11:49 AM (oDMwn)

86 Like I said. I'll wait until the final results are in before I make my prediction.

Posted by: Soona at April 07, 2011 03:48 PM (bFxT1)

Pantywaist.

Posted by: The MFM at April 07, 2011 11:49 AM (QKKT0)

87
OT: Looks like the Joos shot down a Pali rocket with a direct hit from something they call "The Iron Foreskin" or something like that.

1st Tactical Mohel Brigade?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2011 11:49 AM (9daa6)

88 well, this would be sweet

Posted by: joeindc44 at April 07, 2011 11:49 AM (QxSug)

89 a nice bris day
He's the Head Ewok.

Posted by: the guy at a restaurant on Endor at April 07, 2011 11:49 AM (Y1DZt)

90 honey badger don't care that he's on fire..........

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 07, 2011 11:49 AM (Cm66w)

91 82 Like I said. I'll wait until the final results are in before I make my prediction.

Posted by: Soona at April 07, 2011 03:48 PM (bFxT1)

hey the it guys are on it....sit tight...klops is a shoe in...watch and see

Posted by: . at April 07, 2011 11:49 AM (k1rwm)

I usually am very skeptical of factual reporting on blogs.

So are we, brother. So are we. That's why we come to a fact-free place like this.

Posted by: beedubya at April 07, 2011 11:50 AM (AnTyA)

93 Ok so if he wins does rum have to put up the special whipped cream dipped boobs pic i took when scott brown got elected ? -- The only reason you need to post that is when the day of the week ends in "y".

Posted by: Doc at April 07, 2011 11:50 AM (jGXQI)

94 Time for Prosser to "thank Kloppenberg for her service", like the scrunt did to him when she was up by 200.

Posted by: My Sharia Moor at April 07, 2011 11:50 AM (ZY+lZ)

95 Dis election is so momentus dat our guy Kloppenfuhreher got more votes den dere are voters!

Dats wut youse call a mandate!

Geez, my back hurts after hauling all dose boxes a fake, I mean uncounted, ballots. I need a workers comp claim!

Posted by: Union Thug at April 07, 2011 11:50 AM (mEyVv)

96 Honestly? I don't give a shit.

Posted by: Honey Badger at April 07, 2011 11:51 AM (Q1lie)

97 Strategically you have to have allies to win a war. I am nearly convinced Republicans should unite with the unions. Buy them off if you have to, in the end I believe they will more then pay for themselves several times over. Obviously setup principled barriers to their collective power. Teachers, Janitors, DOD guys, etc.. Most of them are blue collar conservatives who work hard and aren't paid that awesome. You take out public unions you basically take the engine out of the democrat machine. The democrats would collapse as a movement think of how much good economically, culturally, etc.. would come from that!

I also think Unions need a reformation into a worker protection group instead of this monolithic idiot giant cow/leech they are now.

-drop seniority based promotions
-enable firing of poor performers but with some type of 1-4 months severance etc.
-basic legal protection in cases of dispute
-There are a lot of common sense issues basic worker protection issues they should be focused on.

Make them like that and Unions wont have to fear collapse without mandatory dues because people will happily pay a few bucks a month they see as basic insurance. Insurance covers you if you are hit or have an accident not if you light your car on fire and then demand a check for it.

Posted by: Shiggz at April 07, 2011 11:51 AM (mLAWK)

98 No fair! Since when do we only get one chance to cheat? We've got plenty of votes in the trunk of our car. Let's start over.

Posted by: SEIU at April 07, 2011 11:51 AM (ndlFj)

99 Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel confirms the blog report.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at April 07, 2011 11:51 AM (u8zUk)

100 Ok so if he wins does rum have to put up the special whipped cream dipped boobs pic i took when scott brown got elected ?

show of hands morons?

Posted by: Gushka

I've got a hand up......well, something's up, IYKWIM.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2011 11:52 AM (9daa6)

101 Flaming Honey Badger

This place just gets better and better.

Posted by: A. Weasle at April 07, 2011 11:52 AM (3mbko)

102 This is unpossible. Kloppenbergerfuhrer already declared victory.

Posted by: beedubya at April 07, 2011 11:52 AM (AnTyA)

103

Well, I don't understand the honey badger thing

Meanest animal on the planet

Posted by: kj at April 07, 2011 11:52 AM (P/tet)

104 Kloopenfuhrer Wins! is Dewey Wins! Could beeeeeee...

Posted by: Soothsayer Vindictus at April 07, 2011 11:52 AM (uFokq)

105 Is it possible the GOP has finally found the closet where marked ballots are kept, just in case?!?

Posted by: nah at April 07, 2011 11:53 AM (K/USr)

106 Will Politico ask noted legal asshat, Richard L Hasen, to go back and flip all the names in his "see no fraud, speak no fraud" opinion piece now that The Klopp has gone down?

Posted by: VA Gator at April 07, 2011 11:53 AM (SGgrv)

107 Kloppenhopper is so upset about this she may rise from the dead.

I doubt she knows about it yet. She will still sleeping in her native earth until sundown.

Posted by: dick cheese at April 07, 2011 11:53 AM (GTbGH)

108 They've counted all the absentees already, right?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 07, 2011 11:53 AM (pLTLS)

109 They like to say, that's why the best profile you can get, in the Israeli army, is 97. Posted by: iknowtheleft at April 07, 2011 03:46 PM (G/MYk) Help me understand. Late on Thursday, me no understand...

Posted by: joncelli, late in the day and wishing he were camping at April 07, 2011 11:54 AM (RD7QR)

110

Too late! I called it first!

Posted by: Broomhilda Kloppenburgererer at April 07, 2011 11:54 AM (K/USr)

111 My prosser is up, too!

Posted by: USA at April 07, 2011 11:54 AM (YZISw)

112

I usually am very skeptical of factual reporting on blogs.

So are we, brother. So are we. That's why we come to a fact-free place like this.

Posted by: beedubya at April 07, 2011 03:50 PM (AnTyA)

Heh.

Posted by: Soona at April 07, 2011 11:55 AM (bFxT1)

113

Flaming honey badger

The honey badger has teh ghey? That makes it even more awesome. I'm naming my vag The Honey Badger.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at April 07, 2011 11:55 AM (EYqhE)

114 Ace!
Trump (On Hannity) said we can't let social issues prevent us from nominating someone who can defeat Obama. Do you love him yet? C'mon you know you want to.
_{I keed, I keed}
_{*runs ducks hides*}

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 07, 2011 11:55 AM (0q2P7)

115

I thought it was classless for Klopper to Accept the Job when she knew it would likely be contested?? or is that usual?

Posted by: willow at April 07, 2011 03:30 PM (h+qn

Correct. It is usual for Dems to be classless. At every opportunity.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 07, 2011 11:56 AM (XBM1t)

116 how long did it take for Franklin to win?

Posted by: willow at April 07, 2011 11:56 AM (h+qn8)

117 "Well, I don't understand the honey badger thing"

http://tinyurl.com/48wcgbt

Posted by: davidt at April 07, 2011 11:56 AM (GDbVQ)

118 Hey! Check out my new Hot for Kloppenburg! site.
We are gonna win!

Posted by: Libby Troll at April 07, 2011 11:56 AM (Q1lie)

119 @99

Oh, Bullshit. Just kill the damned things already. An institution that is not inherently conservative will inevitably become liberal. What, pray tell, is "conservative" about forcing my employees to join an organization that takes money out of their paychecks to buy the election of the guys who decide how much to pay them and to tax me?

It is nothing more than corruption, and I would rather not rely on our ability to co-opt it.

Posted by: The Ghost of Elections Past at April 07, 2011 11:57 AM (oDMwn)

120 Clown Franken wasn't seated until June or July 2008.

Posted by: Soothsayer Vindictus at April 07, 2011 11:57 AM (uFokq)

121 Who signs off that the election is final? The AG? If it is, is WI's AG a repub?

Posted by: Soona at April 07, 2011 11:58 AM (bFxT1)

122

You have to ask?

Of course. lol

Posted by: todler at April 07, 2011 03:49 PM (fPOY0)

I need overwhelming support in favour of showing the "Overenthusiastic stunt boob pic" to overcome the NSFW issue that was had with it.

it seems Bebe's vision was for me to have a T shirt on when i did this, and i couldnt see messing up laundry and thought cleanup would be more fun my way. You know ...more of a party all around for everyone.

Posted by: Gushka at April 07, 2011 11:58 AM (93zw2)

123 121 Hey! Check out my new Hot for Kloppenburg! site.
We are gonna win!

Posted by: Libby Troll at April 07, 2011 03:56 PM (Q1lie)

Aaaaagghhhh! I thought we agreed- no more pictures of the K beast.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at April 07, 2011 11:58 AM (EYqhE)

124 Long Live Flaming Honey Badger!!! And someone break out Flaming AntEater!!! I needz me some tapioca time!

Posted by: Jethro at April 07, 2011 11:58 AM (8kUqK)

125 If this is true.. Prosser isn't the only one that is up! Gi-Gi-Ty

Posted by: Cheesehead Bill at April 07, 2011 11:58 AM (H0k3f)

126 thank you Sooth.

Posted by: willow at April 07, 2011 11:58 AM (h+qn8)

127 And while they've got congress wrapped up in the budget

Posted by: . at April 07, 2011 11:59 AM (k1rwm)

128 Who signs off that the election is final? The AG? If it is, is WI's AG a repub?

Probably the SoS, a democrat.

Posted by: dick cheese at April 07, 2011 11:59 AM (GTbGH)

129 I believe the Sec of State is state's election official. And I believe that WI's SoS is a flaming lib.

Posted by: Soothsayer Vindictus at April 07, 2011 11:59 AM (uFokq)

130 um, make that 2009, not 2008 for Franken

Posted by: Soothsayer Vindictus at April 07, 2011 12:00 PM (uFokq)

131 No problem, you want ballots by the hundreds or the thousands?

Posted by: Big Vinnie, SEIU Vote Manufacturing Inc. at April 07, 2011 12:00 PM (DCpHZ)

132 I drink your milkshake!

Posted by: Honey "Plainview" Badger at April 07, 2011 12:00 PM (BiYGd)

133 Thanks, chuckit!

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2011 12:01 PM (nj1bB)

134

Meh- between the Kloppenburg ballots they'll "find" and the Prosser ballots that got disappeared, I'm not getting my hopes up.

I just wonder how many illegal alien felons voted from beyond the grave.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 07, 2011 12:01 PM (SY2Kh)

135 It's official: http://www.jsonline.com/news/statepolitics/119421429.html

Posted by: Brian Wilson at April 07, 2011 12:02 PM (N8F1v)

136

There is going to be a recount no matter what. I will bet anyone here that at leat 500 democratic ballots will be found in a trunk and they will be counted.

Prosser did not win by the margin of fraud, therefore he's gonna lose. You don't think Dane Country is going to find ballots?

I'm happy it was this close, given how much dems have invested in it, however I don't think Prosser will win.

Posted by: Ben at April 07, 2011 12:02 PM (wuv1c)

137 What a bunch of putzes. Do I have to do everything around here?

Posted by: zombie jimmy hoffa at April 07, 2011 12:02 PM (Y1DZt)

138 Posted by: Ms Choksondik at April 07, 2011 03:58 PM (EYqhE)

You're just jealous of a beautiful, mature liberal woman with gorgeous hair...all over.

Posted by: Libby Troll at April 07, 2011 12:02 PM (Q1lie)

139 124

I think they do

Posted by: . at April 07, 2011 12:03 PM (k1rwm)

140 Michelle Litjens is Representative of Wisconsin's 56th Assembly District, which includes parts of Winnebago County: "Republican Wisconsin State Rep. Michelle Litjens gave her first national interview to address reports that Democratic Rep. Gordon Hintz told her she was Â“fucking deadÂ” after she voted for Gov. Scott WalkerÂ’s budget plan."

Posted by: Irony is ironic at April 07, 2011 12:03 PM (VVFSk)

141
Hey! Check out my new Hot for Kloppenburg! site.
We are gonna win!

Posted by: Libby Troll at April 07, 2011 03:56 PM (Q1lie)

Kloppy's got quite the thrift store wardrobe. Looks like a hippy bedspread.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2011 12:03 PM (9daa6)

142 In fact, my honey is badgering as I type this.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 07, 2011 12:03 PM (0gtqO)

143 Posted by: Gushka at April 07, 2011 03:36 PM (93zw2)
What breed of horse if I may ask? I may have missed this if you have already posted it.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 07, 2011 12:04 PM (DCpHZ)

144 It appears that the legislature already has introduced a photo ID law, so any cries of fraud should give that a boost.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 07, 2011 12:04 PM (tvs2p)

145 MATT DAMON!!

Posted by: MATT DAMON!! at April 07, 2011 12:04 PM (iYbLN)

146 we really need to find a better voting system.

Posted by: willow at April 07, 2011 12:05 PM (h+qn8)

147 I'm good with gushka/rum/general moronette boob pics, by the way. In case there was any question.

Posted by: joncelli, late in the day and wishing he were camping at April 07, 2011 12:06 PM (RD7QR)

148

Meanest animal on the planet

Posted by: kj at April 07, 2011 03:52 PM (P/tet)

But enough about Big K.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 07, 2011 12:06 PM (0gtqO)

149 This is how you play it though: wait for the Dems to declare victory (and probably start destroying any further evidence of their cheating), then show that they actually lost. Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2011 03:37 PM (p05LM) I've said it twice on here, first on election night when it seemed the republican districts were holding back. Then afterwards on the rumor of the missing ballots in Whachamacalit county. If the Republicans FINALLY figured out the game- wait until the Democrats dump all their ballots out, and run the Kinkos copiers dry, before releasing their "found" ballots, we beat them at their own game.

Posted by: CAC at April 07, 2011 12:07 PM (JEVge)

150

Remember when the Dems insisted it was impossible for a missile to hit another missile?

It's like hitting a bullet with a bullet! Impossible!!!

Posted by: Every liberal in 1993 at April 07, 2011 12:07 PM (SY2Kh)

151 I breed Akhal Teke horses. At one point i had horses from all over central asia here. Divorce changed that. well, call this new one a consolation prize. Bad for her (former) owners, good for me.evidently they thought she was a man killer.
I like mean.we get along great.
could also be why i chose the marine.

Posted by: Gushka at April 07, 2011 12:07 PM (93zw2)

152 This race has more ups and downs than Bill Clinton coming off a night of Viagra at an all girls school on a Six Flags Magic Mountain roller coaster ride in Japan.

Posted by: Dan the Man at April 07, 2011 12:07 PM (GwPRU)

153 The WI Secretary of State is a DFL drone elected as part of George Soros' "Who buys the the watchmen" project, so expect shenanigans and hijinks.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 07, 2011 12:07 PM (oDMwn)

154 It appears that the legislature already has introduced a photo ID law, so any cries of fraud should give that a boost.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 07, 2011 04:04 PM (tvs2p)

Better late than never. I wish the Repubs and conservatives would understand that evil never sleeps, and voter fraud is a heinous crime in a participatory Constitutional Republic.

I suggest that you should not be able to vote without producing at least a birth certificate for starters!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 07, 2011 12:08 PM (DCpHZ)

155

121 Hey! Check out my new Hot for Kloppenburg! site.
We are gonna win!

Posted by: Libby Troll at April 07, 2011 03:56 PM (Q1lie)

That is the homeliest mud fence ever. And what is it wearing?! Bill COsby's sweaters tremble in fear.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 07, 2011 12:09 PM (XBM1t)

156 Photo i.d.; signature next to name on voter rolls with past signatures still visible for comparison; voter-roll name crossed off once voter handed ballot; death sentence for voter fraud as an act of treason.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 07, 2011 12:09 PM (Y1DZt)

157 I posted the link, the WI government accountability board seems to certify the elections.

Posted by: . at April 07, 2011 12:09 PM (k1rwm)

158 I want my FLAMING HONEY BADGER SKULL PLZ!!!!!!!!

Posted by: geewhiz at April 07, 2011 12:09 PM (CVJLc)

159 Now Phyllis Diller will claim that the small difference in votes demands a recount and during the recount, the requisite number of Democrat votes will surely be found

Posted by: MAJHAM at April 07, 2011 12:09 PM (70md/)

160 Wisconsin City Caught Destroying Ballots

Posted by: ahem at April 07, 2011 12:09 PM (OBKDN)

161 This race has more ups and downs than Bill Clinton coming off a night of Viagra at an all girls school on a Six Flags Magic Mountain roller coaster ride in Japan.
Or as I like to call it, "Thursday".

Posted by: bill clinton at April 07, 2011 12:10 PM (Y1DZt)

162 i'm very close to saying TRUMP 2012

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 07, 2011 12:10 PM (Cm66w)

163 @152 Except that we use legitimate ballots. I like it.

Hey, where's Greg? Has anybody seen Greg?

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 07, 2011 12:11 PM (oDMwn)

164 "Let's talk about John Boner selling out the republican party" says dick morris talking to hannity now

Posted by: . at April 07, 2011 12:11 PM (k1rwm)

165 Nice try, but ties always go to the D. Always. Because you count every vote until the Democrat wins, then you stop. And this will continue until enough Rs get tired of it to put a few Ds in prison over it. Nothing less will do since they will just keep trying unless the low level election officials who let this crap slide fear pound me in the ass prison more than the Democratic Party officials.

Posted by: John Morris at April 07, 2011 12:11 PM (sCRhB)

166 Posted by: Gushka at April 07, 2011 04:07 PM (93zw2)
There's mean and then there's mean.
I wish you luck in your training. Sounds like an interesting horse to breed.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 07, 2011 12:11 PM (DCpHZ)

167 I love how Klopp announced victory when there was absolutely no clear winner, but Prosser has acted like a reasonable, not power grabbing jerk. We all know who the judge in this race was.

I wonder what Klopp will now say. Counting all the votes, after Klopp claimed she won, is somehow wrong? Will they flip from 'let's move on' to 'let's recount'?

Posted by: Dustin at April 07, 2011 12:11 PM (Q3nWV)

168

It appears that the legislature already has introduced a photo ID law, so any cries of fraud should give that a boost.

Even if it passes, I'm sure the Dems will find a judge to declare it unconstitutional. Protecting their ability to cheat elections is as precious to them as abortion.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 07, 2011 12:12 PM (SY2Kh)

169 Morris agrees with a lot of us. Back down on the CR and you lose it all...

Posted by: . at April 07, 2011 12:13 PM (k1rwm)

170 up by 40, no problem we will find 20 newfound ballots and forget how many p zeros, how many was that?

Posted by: willow at April 07, 2011 12:13 PM (h+qn8)

171 hey {{gushka}}

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 07, 2011 12:13 PM (Cm66w)

172 Trumps going to win in 2012 and Michelle Bachman is going to be VP

Posted by: . at April 07, 2011 12:14 PM (k1rwm)

173 klop would have cut the baby in half.

Posted by: willow at April 07, 2011 12:14 PM (h+qn8)

174 @168 I see that someone else slept through the 2010 mid terms.

Posted by: Congresswoman Renee Ellmers at April 07, 2011 12:14 PM (oDMwn)

175 New Berlin adds to the total. Prosser up 219.

Try randallmelchert "dot" com for updates

Posted by: not neo just conservative at April 07, 2011 12:14 PM (01RS2)

176 I was wondering about the status of Absentee and military ballots.
The I read this from the local paper..

"Most votes were counted Tuesday and the early hours of Wednesday, but a few precincts were not tallied until later Wednesday. Kennedy said absentee and military ballots should have been included in all those counts, but in a news conference he stressed that discrepancies in totals are likely to arise."

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 07, 2011 12:14 PM (4ztKO)

177 Hey, where's Greg? Has anybody seen Greg? Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 07, 2011 04:11 PM (oDMwn) His bowel perforated on Wednesday morning. Sometimes you can be too full of shit.

Posted by: CAC at April 07, 2011 12:14 PM (JEVge)

178 loved trumps today interview with meredith.....LOVED IT

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 07, 2011 12:15 PM (Cm66w)

179 Posted by: Gushka at April 07, 2011 04:07 PM (93zw2)
Did the Wiki search--what a beautiful horse that must be in the flesh!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 07, 2011 12:16 PM (DCpHZ)

180 This is my worst fucking nightmare.

Posted by: Greg (sotto voce) at April 07, 2011 12:16 PM (oDMwn)

181 Honey Badger's nuts are roasting, but he don gibv a fuck.

Posted by: maddogg at April 07, 2011 12:16 PM (OlN4e)

182

Well, like I always says, no rest for da wicked.

[slaps meaty hands together] Okay! Moose, Vinnie, Paulie, Little Joey, and Fat Tony! Back to works on da ballot printing machines.

We gotta have a new batch ready for pickup in 20 minutes or da boss will be looking to take a few of youse guys on a little ride. Capiche?

Posted by: Rocco, Legitimate Business Man, Management Trainee at April 07, 2011 12:17 PM (XBM1t)

183 169 Posted by: Gushka at April 07, 2011 04:07 PM (93zw2)
There's mean and then there's mean.
I wish you luck in your training. Sounds like an interesting horse to breed.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 07, 2011 04:11 PM (DCpHZ)

bred as warhorses for 3 thousand years. Used as the get the hell outta dodge horse of choice in the region for nearly as long. Fast as a throughbred racehorse and stubborn as a mule. Tough as a wild ass. and the most beautiful thing god ever made.

Seriously tho, no better friend no worse enemy. you just gotta handle them with respect and keep in mind they take betrayal personally. oh and they dont run from things that hurt them like normal horses. They hurt it back. So you have to train them more like 900lb bitey dogs less like frightened grass eaters.

I think thats where these folks went wrong with this one.

Posted by: Gushka at April 07, 2011 12:18 PM (93zw2)

184 Morris saying call your representatives, the R guys, and bombard them with phone calls saying 60 billion plus and not a penny less. He says call cause "they don't count emails?"

Posted by: . at April 07, 2011 12:18 PM (k1rwm)

185 121 Hey! Check out my new Hot for Kloppenburg! site.
We are gonna win!

That's some kind of hippie bedspread, right?

Posted by: mpfs at April 07, 2011 12:18 PM (iYbLN)

186

OMG, I step away for a few hours and I come back to flaming vadger!!!

You people are sick!

Posted by: dananjcon at April 07, 2011 12:18 PM (pr+up)

187 "he stressed that discrepancies in totals are likely to arise."

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 07, 2011 04:14 PM (4ztKO)

Yes that seems eminently reasonable to me. But I think he meant to say

"he stressed that discrepancies in totals are likely to arise until Klovenhoof is the clear winnah!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 07, 2011 12:19 PM (DCpHZ)

188 #178 Hm... more conservative areas "adding" to the total after the absentees and repeat offenders have already reported in Madison and Milwaukee. My grin is getting bigger.

Posted by: CAC at April 07, 2011 12:20 PM (JEVge)

189 Leave the gun, take the ballots.

Posted by: Clemenza at April 07, 2011 12:20 PM (iYbLN)

190 Suck on THIS, you thrift-store raiding spawn of Beatrice Author.

Posted by: The Once and Future Judge Prosser at April 07, 2011 12:20 PM (oDMwn)

191 Gushka, a pic of your whipped cream coated breasts would be decadent, and.....

Wait, I'm not Kratos!

(blames work for making me miss a few ONTs)

Posted by: GnuBreed, into decadence at April 07, 2011 12:21 PM (ENKCw)

192 Posted by: Gushka at April 07, 2011 04:18 PM (93zw2)
Training with respect--sounds like a great challenge to have.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 07, 2011 12:21 PM (DCpHZ)

193 These evil Koch suckers are trying to steal this election from my sweet Kloppy!

Hang in there baby! We'll beat these bastards and Win The Future for sure!

Posted by: Libby Troll at April 07, 2011 12:21 PM (Q1lie)

194 I like the old flaming skull better...

Posted by: packsoldier at April 07, 2011 12:22 PM (tYyOG)

195 This race has me sweating harder than that guy smuggling drugs through a Turkish airport in Midnight Express.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 07, 2011 12:22 PM (DGIWi)

196 We've been hoodwinked. Bamboozled. Those rural counties done rope-a-doped us.

Posted by: Dane County Elections Commissioner at April 07, 2011 12:22 PM (oDMwn)

197 I just found 300 ballots in a baggy in my sphincter!!!

Posted by: Thoughtful Liberal Vote Counter From Wisconsin at April 07, 2011 12:23 PM (0gtqO)

198

This could be my last chance to post it.
I'm taking it.

why has afl-cio, put a contact out on him?

Posted by: willow at April 07, 2011 12:23 PM (h+qn8)

199 204 vote lead: "people of wisconsin have spoken."

219 vote deficit: "recount."

Posted by: twig at April 07, 2011 12:24 PM (w9N0m)

200 180 that made me LOL.

Posted by: gesc at April 07, 2011 12:25 PM (x4OJI)

201 #191

Mine too. Hope the trend holds.

Posted by: not neo just conservative at April 07, 2011 12:25 PM (01RS2)

202 141 You're just jealous of a beautiful, mature liberal woman with gorgeous hair...all over.

Posted by: Libby Troll at April 07, 2011 04:02 PM (Q1lie)

True dat. Bitch looks like a shaved wookie.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at April 07, 2011 12:26 PM (EYqhE)

203 More ballots found for K, but not enough- +33 in Dane (and that was BEFORE New Berlin and Winnebago and apparently ANOTHER county added votes to Prosser). Kinkos ran out of ink! Kinkos ran out of ink!

Posted by: CAC at April 07, 2011 12:27 PM (JEVge)

204 I am offcially devlaring this race over and Kloppenburg the winner after 3 ballot machines were found with over 3000 votes for Kloppenburg on them. These machines were forgotton and not picked up or counted till now. The machines were part of our get out the vote effort at the University of Wisconsin and we're located in the Socialist/Marxist Club HQ.

Posted by: Wisconsin Secretary of State at April 07, 2011 12:27 PM (Q1lie)

205 As I said before and will again, I want this to go bare-knuckles for as long or longer than the Franken thing, through whatever courts it needs to, to the SCOTUS if necessary, then have Prosser declared victorious by a margin of one vote.

One vote.

The libtard fuckwits will be driven to some real violence then, beginning with some punching and beating, then going with some triggers pulled and some bombs lit. Let's see what the moonbeam media does with stories like that.

Posted by: HackedTheHubble&Looking@U at April 07, 2011 12:27 PM (4sQwu)

206 until Klovenhoof is the clear winnah!"

Posted by: Hrothgar

I was partial to Frankenklopper, but yours is very good.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 07, 2011 12:27 PM (6rX0K)

207 Winnebago - that's what I'm talking about - since it gets 8 mpg, it should disenfranchised!

Posted by: Barry at April 07, 2011 12:28 PM (tUFnv)

208 I really, really think the GOP figured it out. If Prosser holds here AND we avoid any recalls in Wisconsin, we have a very, VERY good shot at flipping Wisconsin in November 2012 and Obama will not win without that state. If Obama loses the state of Wisconsin but wins reelection, I will chop off one of my balls.

Posted by: CAC at April 07, 2011 12:29 PM (JEVge)

209 Start of day: Prosser -204.Winnebago +244 Prosser.Dane: +20 Klopp w/o city Madison,Madison: Klopp +14 in city Madison with 50% inLafayette +18 Prosser.Pepin County: -6 for Prosser,New Berlin: +200 ProsserRight Now: Prosser +218

Posted by: not neo just conservative at April 07, 2011 12:29 PM (01RS2)

210 This reminds me of the county judge race we had here last November (a county judge is sort of like a county executive. It was the most ridiculous spectacle as the incumbent lost and won several times over before being declared the winner. It was like a contest between him and his challenger to see who could steal the election more shamelessly.

Not that I'm making a character judgement about Prosser or Klovenhoof (I know this county judge to be a scumbag) but I wouldn't be surprised if positions change repeatedly beforea winner is declared.

Posted by: Robert at April 07, 2011 12:29 PM (4q6A5)

211 Yeah, the flaming skull graphic would be even more awesome if the honey badger was depicted springing from the skull's forehead, like Athena

Posted by: mrp at April 07, 2011 12:30 PM (HjPtV)

212 More reportage on fraud:

On an estimated more than 10,000 ballots in Dane County, Wisconsin, where the state capital Madison is, voters selected only a pick in the Supreme Court race, while leaving even the hotly contested mayoral and county executive choices blank. That raises red flags for election experts like Scott St. Clair of the Freedom Foundation, a conservative think tank.

So 10,000 people went to the polls _just_ to vote for Kloppy or Prosser? It's tough to vote from the grave, that's why only one mark.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at April 07, 2011 12:30 PM (u8zUk)

213 Does Trumka own a Darth Vader suit?

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 07, 2011 12:30 PM (oDMwn)

214 Flounder just called. He said, "Oh, boy, this is gonna be great!"

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 07, 2011 12:31 PM (DGIWi)

215

Some here are saying Trump 2012? I hope you grab some viagra because that boner is going to die quickly as soon as you see who he has supported over the years.

Hum hitting Oble in the nuts is hilarious though. GOod sideshow

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at April 07, 2011 12:32 PM (c5RQr)

216

Klovenhoof

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 07, 2011 04:19 PM (DCpHZ)

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I swear I didn't read the thread at all! But I like the way you think, sir!

Posted by: Robert at April 07, 2011 12:32 PM (4q6A5)

217 Can we count on the GOP sending busloads of lawyers to WI to make sure all is on the up & up ?
-or-

Am I dreaming again?

Posted by: Barbarian at April 07, 2011 12:33 PM (EL+OC)

218 Kloppenburg has only picked up an additional 14 in Madison with 50% in.

Posted by: not neo just conservative at April 07, 2011 12:33 PM (01RS2)

219 Are Republicans gonna take election fraud seriously now?

Yeah I didn't think so either.

Posted by: Iblis at April 07, 2011 12:34 PM (9221z)

220 this is what one person said at Kos: dems need to be full blaze moving ahead she won and investigate this potential shenanigans situation call it sheanigans till proven otherwise even if no shenanigans occurred repubs would b doing such if reversed ______ So they keep saying something was wrong even if it was not. So we need to keep saying something is wrong even after she declared victory. It is time that we fight them with their own rules.

Posted by: gesc at April 07, 2011 12:34 PM (x4OJI)

221 LOL, count off on my guy, I don't give a shit, it will get fixed!

Posted by: Honey Badger with Pez Dispenser at April 07, 2011 12:34 PM (M9Ie6)

222 Looks like they found _another_ clerical error in New Berlin where Prosser picks up another 200 votes. The Board of Canvassers checked the math and darn it if there wasn't an error in Kloppy's favor.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at April 07, 2011 12:35 PM (u8zUk)

223 Are Republicans gonna take election fraud seriously now?

Yeah I didn't think so either.

Posted by: Iblis

I believe there is a voter-ID bill moving through the Wisconsin legislature.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 07, 2011 12:35 PM (oDMwn)

224 195 Posted by: Gushka at April 07, 2011 04:18 PM (93zw2)
Training with respect--sounds like a great challenge to have.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 07, 2011 04:21 PM (DCpHZ)

i have a russian friend who says they are very conservative. I nearly fell over laughing but knew what he meant.

they dont take well to micromanagement or threats, but love incentive and mutual benefit. If they are your friends they will die for you. If not, they will kill you. pretty simple, really.

Ok all those in Favor of Bebe's Stunt boobs pic should let Rum know on the ONT, but only if the judge wins and not if the harridan does.

sound fair?

its actually pretty cool for one taken with a cell phone

Posted by: Gushka at April 07, 2011 12:36 PM (93zw2)

225

Have a (truly turrible) TV show idea. An ensemble cast, sorta like Golden Girls meets Designing Women meets Threes Company meets Ugly Betty.

Starring: JoAnne Kloppen3bagger, Andrea Dworkin, Rosa Delauro, Denise "Dead Sister's Teeth" Slaughter, Botox Pelosi, Janet Reno, Janet Napolitano, Madeline Albright, Sonia Sotomayor, Elena Kagan, and Barbara Streisand

Recurring guest appearances by Shrillary Clinton, Michelle "stretchy pants" Obama, Cloward & Piven, and Grand Dame Helen Thomas.

Sell ad time to the makeup and plastic surgery industries.

A sure-fire winner.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 07, 2011 12:36 PM (XBM1t)

226 So is this the new strategy? Lie about GOP turnout so the Dem's don't know how many fake votes to manufacture?

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2011 12:36 PM (z1N6a)

227 Prosser's recount election team includes Ben Ginsberg, who represented Bush in Florida. Someone's bringing out the big guns.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at April 07, 2011 12:37 PM (u8zUk)

228 Grant County just took 113 away from Prosser. Madison is at +15 for Kloppy with 65% in. It stands right now at Prosser +104 statewide.

Counting in Madison is done for the day. It resumes tomorrow and the libs have all night tonight to print off just as many ballots as they need to get over the hump.

Posted by: not neo just conservative at April 07, 2011 12:39 PM (01RS2)

229 Yeah, the flaming skull graphic would be even more awesome if the honey badger was depicted springing from the skull's forehead, like Athena

Posted by: mrp at April 07, 2011 04:30 PM (HjPtV)

It would be even better if he was humpin' the skull.

Posted by: Rocks at April 07, 2011 12:39 PM (Q1lie)

230 Kenosha adds 60 for Prosser. Count is Prosser + 164

randallmelchert dot com

Posted by: not neo just conservative at April 07, 2011 12:40 PM (01RS2)

231 Looks like they seem to be finding all kinds of errors that were to kloppenwhore's favor. Wonder how that could have happened? hmmmm

Posted by: Steph at April 07, 2011 12:40 PM (AkdC5)

232
What was it the Immortal Bard wrote? ah, yes,

Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the honey badgers of war!

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at April 07, 2011 12:40 PM (1hM1d)

233 #234

Clerical errors. Pinkie swear.

Posted by: not neo just conservative at April 07, 2011 12:41 PM (01RS2)

234 I swear she looks like she graduated from Emily Dickinson College.

Posted by: mpfs at April 07, 2011 12:42 PM (iYbLN)

235 I'm pretty sure that New Berlin, WI is in Waukesha County.

Looks to me like Waukesha is the honey badger county of Wisconsin.

Posted by: mrp at April 07, 2011 12:43 PM (HjPtV)

236 It's 2 counties. New Berlin and Winnebago. Both articles are searchable at jsonline.com.

Posted by: Janir at April 07, 2011 12:45 PM (HOjYi)

237 In any case THE WINSTON WOLFE RULE IS IN FULL EFFECT HERE! It's only a 40 vote margin.

Posted by: Janir at April 07, 2011 12:45 PM (HOjYi)

238 I really haven't been worried so much about this, even with a lose this close and especially with a win this close. As it has been said numerous times, the Union appear to have put their all into this and prematurely ejaculated on Kloppenburg's left inner thigh.

A first.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2011 12:46 PM (usvhr)

239 Waukesha County is another county.

Posted by: Barry at April 07, 2011 12:47 PM (tUFnv)

240 234 Looks like they seem to be finding all kinds of errors that were to kloppenwhore's favor. Wonder how that could have happened? hmmmm

Posted by: Steph at April 07, 2011 04:40 PM (AkdC5)

Even I, a "B" student at a third tier college who had to take the Stats class 3 times to get a passing grade, find this arrangement of outcomes...highly improbable. As in not random. As in a population of errors that does not fit under a bell shaped curve. Ah, yes, skewed is the word, I believe.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 07, 2011 12:48 PM (XBM1t)

241 By the way, I voted in this election. Here's how the conversation went down. "Hi. Name's Bond." They open up the book to 'B' giving me a clear view of the list of names and addresses. I say "James." I can see my name and address on the page. They say "Boardwalk Avenue?" I say "Yup" and they hand me a ballot. No room for voter fraud there.

Posted by: not neo just conservative at April 07, 2011 12:49 PM (01RS2)

242 Wisconsin has 1850 Municipal Clerks that each run a local election...the most in the nation...what could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at April 07, 2011 12:50 PM (u8zUk)

243 Portage just hacked 91 off of Prosser's total. Prosser up by 76.

Posted by: not neo just conservative at April 07, 2011 12:51 PM (01RS2)

244 237 I swear she looks like she graduated from Emily Dickinson College.

Posted by: mpfs at April 07, 2011 04:42 PM (iYbLN)

I dunno, I thought "Frank" was kinda cute!

EEeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!11!!eleventy!!111!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 07, 2011 12:53 PM (XBM1t)

245 Don't know if that's Portage County or the town of Portage in Columbia County

Posted by: not neo just conservative at April 07, 2011 12:54 PM (01RS2)

246 CAC - If Obama loses the state of Wisconsin but wins reelection, I will chop off one of my balls.

I think your balls are safe.

Posted by: Jean at April 07, 2011 12:54 PM (WkuV6)

247 Gushka, I think your saving that horse's life is a magnificent thing, and I hope it works out very happily for you. You sure deserve it.

Truth be told, I envy you. I'd like to have a horse myself.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at April 07, 2011 12:56 PM (fjoLg)

248 Shawano County just wacked another 64 off of Prosser's count. Prosser up 12 statewide.

source: randallmelchert dot com

Posted by: not neo just conservative at April 07, 2011 12:57 PM (01RS2)

249 Portage just hacked 91 off of Prosser's total. Prosser up by 76.

Posted by: not neo just conservative

Oh dear God, here we go again...... I've been on this cursed thing for days now.

Posted by: dumb batard who can't exit the roller coaster at April 07, 2011 12:57 PM (6rX0K)

250 #252 I hear ya. See my #251 for a little bonus indigestion.

Posted by: not neo just conservative at April 07, 2011 01:00 PM (01RS2)

251

I wonder who the union has standing alongside the counters to whisper in their ear how many votes Prosser is up, so they know how many votes to find for kloppenwhore. It looks like every time Prosser finds himself up a few, the next district finds a significant # of votes for the whore.

Jeebus, every day that passes there is another reason that comes along to drive my hate meter.

Posted by: Steph at April 07, 2011 01:03 PM (AkdC5)

252 Prosser at -21 for the day...

Posted by: not neo just conservative at April 07, 2011 01:05 PM (01RS2)

253 If they are your friends they will die for you. If not, they will kill you. pretty simple, really.
Horses or Russians, Gushka?
;^)

Posted by: andycanuck at April 07, 2011 01:05 PM (Y1DZt)

254

god damnit!

who didn't get enough Zombies?

Posted by: Wisconsin DNC at April 07, 2011 01:12 PM (473WA)

255 Prosser -25. A few here. A few there. They must be bringing in the extra Kloppy votes using Sander Bergers tried and true method.

Posted by: not neo just conservative at April 07, 2011 01:16 PM (01RS2)

256 Sandy, rather. Sander would smuggle them in stuffed in a chicken I think.

Posted by: not neo just conservative at April 07, 2011 01:17 PM (01RS2)

257 and here come the car trunks.

Posted by: Paul at April 07, 2011 01:17 PM (DsHk0)

258 Rumors from people in the know (e.g. @SykesCharlie) that there is big news with big numbers coming out of Waukesha at 5:30.

Posted by: HPNQ420 at April 07, 2011 01:18 PM (ck3Uv)

259 Vernon County throws a couple dozen to Kloppy

Source: twitter dot com slash WisconsinReport

Posted by: not neo just conservative at April 07, 2011 01:19 PM (01RS2)

260 #261

I hope Charlie has some good news. The libs hate him with a hot hot hate.

Prosser at -55. Drip, drip, drip.

Posted by: not neo just conservative at April 07, 2011 01:21 PM (01RS2)

261 There may be atheists in foxholes, but there are no Republicans in cemeteries

- AFSCME

Posted by: JEM at April 07, 2011 01:24 PM (o+SC1)

262 I wish we had as many flesh-eating attorneys on our side as the SEIU is going to have on theirs.

Not to mention dead but loyal registered voters.

Posted by: Killface at April 07, 2011 01:24 PM (rGcVx)

263 From Charlie Sykes:

John Mercure: Numerous sources tell me Prosser will pick up 7000 votes in Waukesha Cty. 14,000 votes were apparently not entered into computer system

Posted by: not neo just conservative at April 07, 2011 01:26 PM (01RS2)

264 @266 One can hope...

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 07, 2011 01:27 PM (oDMwn)

265 We're a long ways from done. Madison has all night tonight to print ballots.

Posted by: not neo just conservative at April 07, 2011 01:28 PM (01RS2)

266 twitter dot com slash JohnMercure

He's a news guy, so not just a rumor.

Posted by: not neo just conservative at April 07, 2011 01:29 PM (01RS2)

267 it's on the Corner now too. I think I'm getting whiplash

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 07, 2011 01:31 PM (SB0V2)

268 Oh shit oh shit oh shit

Posted by: Greg (sotto voce) at April 07, 2011 01:32 PM (oDMwn)

269 I think I'm getting a stiffy.

Posted by: not neo just conservative at April 07, 2011 01:33 PM (01RS2)

270 Madison won't finish till tomorrow. I want to believe, guys, but I live in Madison. There are a lot of union members, and a lot of car trunks.

Posted by: Paul at April 07, 2011 01:35 PM (DsHk0)

271

From National Review:

After Tuesday nightÂ’s Wisconsin Supreme Court election, a computer error in heavily Republican Waukesha County failed to send election results for the entire City of Brookfield to the Associated Press. The error, revealed today, would give incumbent Supreme Court Justice David Prosser a net 7,381 votes against his challenger, attorney Joanne Kloppenburg. On Wednesday, Kloppenburg declared victory after the AP reported she finished the election with a 204-vote lead, out of nearly 1.5 million votes cast.

Posted by: TheThinManReturns at April 07, 2011 01:35 PM (W3XUk)

272 273. Paul, and a lot of same-day votes that were obvious frauds, too. They blew their wad with the initial tallies. Any scrutiny of Madison's votes will put the multiply- and ineligibly-voting college students in plain view.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 07, 2011 01:36 PM (SB0V2)

273

CNN:

"Kloppenburg is out? Kloppenburg is out?"

Posted by: TheThinManReturns at April 07, 2011 01:37 PM (W3XUk)

274 WisPolitics is a very reliable source, FWIW.

Posted by: dad29 at April 07, 2011 01:38 PM (rwyze)

275 You live in Madistan? Man, I thought I was behind enemy lines living in Queens, NY.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 07, 2011 01:38 PM (oDMwn)

276 I still can't believe she had the balls to declare victory like that. They KNEW they had to end it as quick as possible. Can you imagine if Prosser had conceded then? Books CLOSED. that's what they DON'T want. Because they're CHEATING I'm not a whiner; I lived in Philadelphia for fifteen years. The Democratic Party believes heartily in voter fraud and practices it consistently in Philadelphia. I would imagine if it's there, they do it elsewhere too.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 07, 2011 01:38 PM (SB0V2)

277 Hey Dad,

You the same guy from Lakeshore Laments?

Posted by: not neo just conservative at April 07, 2011 01:38 PM (01RS2)

278 sorry - I meant, they DO want the books on this stinky election closed - and right fast. whoops - looks like it might not have worked for them . . . we'll see.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 07, 2011 01:39 PM (SB0V2)

279 Holy shit:

http://tinyurl.com/42dl3rs

This one changes everything. Possibly puts the election beyond margin of fraud.

Posted by: Kevin at April 07, 2011 01:41 PM (ru/rw)

280 Fuck, beaten.

Posted by: Kevin at April 07, 2011 01:41 PM (ru/rw)

281 283

No way. I like hearing it as much the last time as I did the first time.

Posted by: not neo just conservative at April 07, 2011 01:42 PM (01RS2)

282 BREAKING: Entire WI city votes not previously counted - could give Prosser margin of victory greater than recount trigger:

At the NRO Corner

Posted by: MrMarik at April 07, 2011 01:43 PM (ayxNC)

283 From the NRO article:

"Waukesha County Clerk Kathy Nickolaus was heavily criticized for her decision to keep the county results on an antiquated personal computer, rather than upgrade to a new data system being utilized statewide. Nickolaus cited security concerns for keeping the data herself"

God Bless Kathy Nickolaus

Posted by: not neo just conservative at April 07, 2011 01:45 PM (01RS2)

284

Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Brookfield, of New Berlin, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Wisconsin fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. . . . This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!

Posted by: TheThinManReturns at April 07, 2011 01:48 PM (W3XUk)

285

damn...thread killer, that's me!

Posted by: TheThinManReturns at April 07, 2011 01:55 PM (W3XUk)

286

There's a press conference in Waukesha County @ 5:30 Central Time

Posted by: TheThinManReturns at April 07, 2011 01:58 PM (W3XUk)

287 Someone in Waukesha was THINKING?

"We know they're making this shit up, we know they've got a union guy walking the cemeteries with a cellphone reading off names to his buds with the ballots back in the office, so we'll just make them show their hand..."

Posted by: JEM at April 07, 2011 02:02 PM (o+SC1)

288

Did somebody say honey badger!!!!!!! Where? Where?

Posted by: A King Cobra at April 07, 2011 03:28 PM (mQMnK)

289

Ace, love the flaming honey badger...or you are a flaming honey badger or something...

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at April 07, 2011 04:28 PM (FnRYN)

290 No way. I like hearing it as much the last time as I did the first time. اعلانات مبوبة اعلانات مجانية

Posted by: anjelc at April 08, 2011 05:58 AM (61dZ3)

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