March 10, 2011
— Open Blogger "Who is this tool? Where are Meat & Gangrene?"
Shhh. It'll be ok. I've been to this rodeo before. Just sit back, stick your head in the sand like a penguin, and think of England.
I don't know about the rest of you, but it seems like forever since we felt the cleansing purity of a flame war.
Maybe it's because there's just too damn much agreement on here.
My observation is that flame wars are usually lit in order to release tension. So if you want a flame war, you all need to raise the tension.
To that end, I propose the following experiment in ambiguity.
Your job, morons, is to make as many ambiguous comments about the following topics and each other as possible.
If there is room for plausible misinterpretation, revel in it. Roll in it like a dog would in a week-dead hippie. Dive in head first, and get streaked from stem to stern. You likely won't notice the added stench anyway.
Then get up and shake off that stank on as many hapless bystanders as possible.
Specificity of any sort and the explaining of any previous comments that does not add further ambiguity is highly discouraged. Although I imagine coming up with any guidelines that would register in any measurable way to this lot is an exercise in futility.
With that business taken care of, let's proceed to all the links that are fit for the ONT.
If I'm known for anything on AoSHQ, and admittedly, it is likely I'm not even known by most of you for even this, it is that I have something of a fetish for Climate News and for Zombies.
You can imagine my pleasure at finding both topics covered in this article about last winter's record cold in Europe.
I have been absent from real climate reportage on AoS for a while, but for all the scoops, as always, it is hard to beat Marc Morano's site, Climate Depot.
While in the UK, did you hear Lady Gaga is suing a London ice cream parlor over its new flavor, Baby gaga?
The real story here isn't that she's suing someone, but that "Baby gaga" is made from breast milk. Human breast milk.
Half of you are disgusted. Half are turned on. Don't worry though -- you are all held in equal regard in my mind.
You will never guess where this is going. From that previous link, the wonder that is the internet took me strange places, and you will probably never forgive me for where it is about to take you.
"It’s all safe. We’re getting the semen in the same way breeders do, using an artificial vagina and storing it in the formula they use.”
And speaking of artificial vaginas, word is Andrew Sullivan has already booked a flight for this year's festival.
Don't you wish Liberals were as easily deterred as bank robbers?
Princess Sodo-my-ore was offended by the questions she had to answer during her confirmation hearings. According to this article, she was apparently known as a whore for Senators.
"There were private questions I was offended by. I was convinced they were not asking those questions of the male applicants," Sotomayor said, alluding to questions about her dating habits. It was unclear if she was referring to private sessions, prior to her formal nomination hearing, with individual senators.
I don't know. Maybe I'm misreading that. It is a little ambiguous, which goes with the theme at least.
I understand Vic songs are supposed to be part of every ONT experience. I'm not sure what that means exactly, but I think this covers it. I know, I know. It's furrin. But don't worry, they added subtitles.
I've been trying to think of an easy way to explain to my Democrat friends how their party's economic shenanigans are collectively boning our country. Monty has contributed a long series of commentary and links that are helpful to anyone willing to read and comprehend, but for most my Lib compadres, all that reading would just harsh their mellows.
I thought this was a pretty good representation, assuming the U.S. is a penguin, (and who doesn't?), and that Obama and his band of Economic Geenyuses were a seal.
For some reason it didn't help the conversation.
Rand Paul's explanation actually worked better, so if you're in my boat, I'd suggest using it as a way to impress upon any Liberal friends just what the numbers mean.
This post has been brought to you by Harry Reid, winning the future for cowboy poets.
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Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 10, 2011 05:34 PM (72jmL)
Posted by: booger at March 10, 2011 05:36 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: mugiwara at March 10, 2011 05:36 PM (KI/Ch)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 10, 2011 05:37 PM (72jmL)
That's exactly what Mattie Blaylock said, Wyatt.
Posted by: krakatoa at March 10, 2011 05:37 PM (a0Jhx)
Sadly, "Fastest Gun in the West" was not a compliment.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 10, 2011 05:38 PM (72jmL)
Posted by: goldbricker esq at March 10, 2011 05:38 PM (S59+B)
I thought Maetenloch was a type of chastity belt.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 10, 2011 05:39 PM (72jmL)
techno marvel called speech recognition typing, the oohhhs and awwwhhhs don't get filter however..
Posted by: beanervt at March 10, 2011 05:39 PM (QNfGW)
And when the microphone is clogged with "male essence?"
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 10, 2011 05:41 PM (72jmL)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
Has something to do with an Scottish oak tree but after that he said I was full of crap. So, milage etc.
Posted by: goldbricker esq at March 10, 2011 05:41 PM (S59+B)
Well, he certainly knows his wood.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 10, 2011 05:42 PM (72jmL)
another marvel called head set mike. problem there you got ta watch where your shootin..
Posted by: beanervt at March 10, 2011 05:45 PM (QNfGW)
Which head?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 10, 2011 05:46 PM (72jmL)
Heh! Gaga flavored ice cream. Gege means throw-up in Japanese. I'd have to say that's close enough.
Greetings from rainy Seattle, Krakatoa!
Posted by: runningrn at March 10, 2011 05:47 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: mpfs, waiting for the flood in NEPA at March 10, 2011 05:47 PM (iqMB8)
Who are you and what have you done with Meatloaf?
I thought Maetenloch was a type of chastity belt.
It's actually a German meat puppet...
Posted by: runningrn at March 10, 2011 05:48 PM (ihSHD)
If your high powered shooter you can use the lower one... dribblers would want the one above the shoulders...
Posted by: beanervt at March 10, 2011 05:49 PM (QNfGW)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 10, 2011 05:49 PM (72jmL)
Posted by: mpfs, waiting for the flood in NEPA at March 10, 2011 05:49 PM (iqMB8)
That's why I think there aren't a lot of people on yet. They don't know it's posted because it's under Monty. And who wouldn't want to be under Monty?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 10, 2011 05:50 PM (72jmL)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 10, 2011 05:51 PM (72jmL)
Posted by: mpfs, waiting for the flood in NEPA at March 10, 2011 05:53 PM (iqMB8)
runninrn's husband just got home.
I can't stay up late then.
Isn't everything East of Starbucks? They are everywhere.
Posted by: krakatoa at March 10, 2011 05:53 PM (a0Jhx)
Posted by: CDR M at March 10, 2011 09:51 PM (5I8G0)
Sounds intriguing. I'll give it a look.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 05:54 PM (axfiA)
Posted by: krakatoa at March 10, 2011 05:55 PM (a0Jhx)
I'm cool with the more traditional pron.
But I'll get the Blu Ray of this when it comes out.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2011 05:56 PM (6//4D)
Those missile clusters...I want such a weapon!
Those are the only thing I'll "Bunk" for.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 05:56 PM (axfiA)
What is their supposed merit? Florid, rambling, overwrought sugary strained metaphor of gushy indulgence. Is the 'genius' market really that wide open, or is the mangina-moistening myth of The Sienna Superman so politically-correct that it demands praise where none is merited?
Posted by: nickless at March 10, 2011 05:59 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: mpfs, waiting for the flood in NEPA at March 10, 2011 06:00 PM (iqMB8)
Posted by: rdbrewer at March 10, 2011 06:01 PM (xx42+)
Posted by: London ice cream parlor at March 10, 2011 06:03 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: John Galt at March 10, 2011 06:03 PM (80GjT)
Posted by: USS Diversity at March 10, 2011 06:03 PM (gJNMj)
The mad dog bites back: Libyan rebels flee before Gaddafi's forces as NATO vetoes no-fly zone without UN resolution.
/The Iraqi insurrection after the Gulf War controlled 18 out of 22 of Iraqi's major cities, however superior air power allowed Saddam to quash the rebellion, while Allied forced watched helplessly from Kuwait.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 06:04 PM (axfiA)
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at March 10, 2011 06:04 PM (T/Xoe)
Posted by: Jake_in_Idaho_ at March 10, 2011 06:04 PM (A24ES)
fify
Posted by: We can haz flame war? at March 10, 2011 06:07 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 10, 2011 06:08 PM (9UhPw)
Posted by: Old Sailor at March 10, 2011 06:08 PM (/Ft4q)
Mattie Blaylock suggested much the same when she said:
You know nothing. What you donÂ’t know would fill a book. Jesus, I
feel like itÂ’s when youÂ’re around I need it most. YouÂ’re never
yourself, you never relax. Never. EverythingÂ’s so stiff and dead.
You always have to keep a rein on everything, ever yourself. Oh, you smile sometimes, IÂ’ve even seen you laugh. But thereÂ’s no light in your smile for me,
Wyatt, nothing to keep me warm.
And I get cold, Wyatt. I get so cold.
...
WhatÂ’s between you and that Jew woman?
Posted by: krakatoa at March 10, 2011 06:09 PM (a0Jhx)
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 10, 2011 06:09 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: USS Diversity at March 10, 2011 06:09 PM (gJNMj)
Justified is not on Thursdays.
Unless you get the torrent, then the download might finish on a Thursday. Then again, it might not.
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 10, 2011 06:10 PM (9UhPw)
don't ask me how I know, brothers, but I do know............
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 10, 2011 06:10 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: mpfs, waiting for the flood in NEPA at March 10, 2011 10:00 PM (iqMB
Welcome back to NEPA. My brother and I just came up from bailing out our basement. More will come in as we sleep, to be removed after breakfast.
Aren't you glad you're here?
Posted by: Josef K. at March 10, 2011 06:10 PM (7+pP9)
She threatened to turn me into a newt and shrink my manhood to 1 millimeter if I didn't.
/1 millimeter would be an improvement for me. 
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 06:10 PM (axfiA)
Posted by: 48%er at March 10, 2011 06:11 PM (gJNMj)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 06:11 PM (azrS2)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 10, 2011 06:11 PM (nAOMZ)
33 Oh I am sooo going to see this.
Posted by: CDR M at March 10, 2011 09:51 PM (5I8G0)
Sounds intriguing. I'll give it a look.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 09:54 PM (axfiA)
To go along with this here's an interview with Aaron Eckhart for today's Attack of the Show about Battle: LA. I think it might put to rest any concerns that this could end up being a military/america hit job. He talks about the training the underwent with the marines and also his mistake of what he called his uniform to a colonel.
Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2011 06:11 PM (oVQFe)
Allow me to diffuse your ignorance, you Fountain of Decadence...
Um...a flame war is when you insult people and stuff. (Yeah, I got nuthin').
/btw, ever see Beverly Hills Cop? I just recognized the bad guy - it is that Russian Colonel from Rambo: First Blood, part II.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 06:14 PM (axfiA)
Can you tell me where I might find the nuclear wessels?
Posted by: Pavel Chekov at March 10, 2011 06:14 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Will Smiff at March 10, 2011 06:15 PM (azrS2)
Posted by: The MILF-man at March 10, 2011 06:15 PM (80GjT)
Kilmer. Hands down. Nobody will ever come close to his performance.
Posted by: jewells45 at March 10, 2011 06:16 PM (Z71Vg)
It no longer has the same punch and sparkle it once did.
PS: You still owe me for the mirror.
Posted by: Ex Consort of Hades at March 10, 2011 06:17 PM (UO6+e)
Posted by: USS Diversity at March 10, 2011 10:09 PM (gJNMj)
Ace posted about a dozen threads last year. Made me watch.
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at March 10, 2011 06:17 PM (T/Xoe)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 06:17 PM (azrS2)
Posted by: Spock at March 10, 2011 06:18 PM (vdfwz)
This is the prelude to a flame war.
This is all about intertubal ambiguity creating tension and anger among the ranks that then requires a flame war to defuse.
There. You've made me break the only rule and have to explain something. But I'm sure an explanation wasn't needed, because I'm sure none of you are really retarded.
Posted by: krakatoa at March 10, 2011 06:18 PM (a0Jhx)
Posted by: The MILF-man at March 10, 2011 10:15 PM (80GjT)
Oh yeah...a three way. How hawt is that?
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at March 10, 2011 06:18 PM (T/Xoe)
So's your mother?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 10, 2011 06:18 PM (nAOMZ)
Posted by: USA - Flame on at March 10, 2011 06:19 PM (YZISw)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 10:17 PM (azrS2)
She's Darth Rum now.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2011 06:19 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 06:19 PM (azrS2)
Posted by: Frank Luntz at March 10, 2011 06:19 PM (vdfwz)
Um...a flame war is when you insult people and stuff. (Yeah, I got nuthin').
/btw, ever see Beverly Hills Cop? I just recognized the bad guy - it is that Russian Colonel from Rambo: First Blood, part II.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 10:14 PM (axfiA)
Yeah, I got nothin' too. That was my only pathetic attempt.
(aww.. I got called a Fountain of Decadence!)
I saw BHC a long time ago and barely remember it (shame... it was funny at the time). Berkoff? Was also in Octopussy as Orlov. He's a perfect villain. 
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 10, 2011 06:20 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: DOOM at March 10, 2011 06:20 PM (80GjT)
Posted by: jewells45 at March 10, 2011 06:20 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: Peaches at March 10, 2011 06:20 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: CDR M
Nice, thanks.
Question, how are you related to ClarionAdvisory?
Posted by: goldbricker esq at March 10, 2011 06:20 PM (S59+B)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 06:20 PM (azrS2)
Alright, who the crap leaked out the poop on Justified to USS Diversity?
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 10, 2011 06:22 PM (2o7Ys)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 10, 2011 06:22 PM (Jx0x6)
Posted by: The MILF-man at March 10, 2011 10:15 PM
Oh yeah...a three way. How hawt is that?
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at March 10, 2011 10:18 PMSacred Honor keeps me from asking less than 1 million dollars for the sex tape of Sarah, Christine, Michele, and Niki climbing my massive dancing pole
Posted by: Will Folks at March 10, 2011 06:22 PM (vdfwz)
As much as a Fountain that once carried breast milk, stallion semen, and the blood of the Damned could possess... What in the name of the Fates where you guys doing down there?
PS: You still owe me for the mirror.
You owe me for getting rid of it for you. It was the gaudiest thing I've ever seen.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 06:23 PM (axfiA)
Posted by: jewells45 at March 10, 2011 10:20 PM (Z71Vg)
You are drinking enough Val-u-Rite, Grasshopper. Trust me.
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at March 10, 2011 06:23 PM (T/Xoe)
She's fine.
Love that Irish brogue btw. Most people think it reflects poorly on one's upbringing, but it's ok by me.
Posted by: krakatoa at March 10, 2011 06:23 PM (a0Jhx)
I thought flame war meant people called each other names and generally had internet muscles and shit.
I thought the rules for tonights flamewar are to be ambigous, so the answer to your dilema is your kinda right and kinda wrong. Doesn't make much sense to me but I only kinda give a shit.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 10, 2011 06:24 PM (2o7Ys)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 10, 2011 10:22 PM (Jx0x6)
Welcome back. All the same losers are here.
Posted by: jewells45 at March 10, 2011 06:24 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: CDR M
Nice, thanks.
Question, how are you related to ClarionAdvisory?
Posted by: goldbricker esq at March 10, 2011 10:20 PM (S59+B)
IT involves becoming sightless and weeping about your own mother...best not to ask
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at March 10, 2011 06:25 PM (T/Xoe)
Oh, well...
If circumstances were better. Too bad we can't go back to the bad ol' Bush years, where unemployment was about 5% and we didn't have a President who loathed his own country.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 06:25 PM (axfiA)
Posted by: nickless at March 10, 2011 06:25 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: USA - Flame on at March 10, 2011 06:25 PM (YZISw)
Alright, who the crap leaked out the poop on Justified to USS Diversity?
Best part is the the way they all speak the King's.
Posted by: 48%er at March 10, 2011 06:25 PM (gJNMj)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 06:26 PM (azrS2)
"...or is the mangina-moistening myth of The Sienna Superman so politically-correct that it demands praise where none is merited?"
Yeah...that one.
Posted by: gebrauchshund at March 10, 2011 06:26 PM (iYwUw)
Posted by: Frank Costanza at March 10, 2011 06:26 PM (vdfwz)
Oh shit, now Karl Rove is on Greta second-guessing Walker
Serious?? Geez, he needs to fucking disappear. Can't stand that jerk anymore.
Posted by: jewells45 at March 10, 2011 06:26 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: Fritz at March 10, 2011 06:27 PM (/8mBu)
I could take you all back there, but then nobody would find this post and we'd be lost in time. And space. And pre-pubescent Ewoks.
Posted by: krakatoa at March 10, 2011 06:27 PM (a0Jhx)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 06:27 PM (azrS2)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2011 10:24 PM (vdfwz)
I bet Walker wasn't one of the people that hired Rove to help him get elected.
Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2011 06:28 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: This is a flame thread right? This is allowed? at March 10, 2011 06:28 PM (7Paz9)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 10, 2011 06:28 PM (2o7Ys)
This is like a time travel ONT. we have gone back in time!
That's why I think there aren't a lot of people on yet. They don't know it's posted because it's under Monty. And who wouldn't want to be under Monty?
certainly not children, not voluntarily anyway.
Posted by: Ben at March 10, 2011 06:29 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: sonnyspats at March 10, 2011 06:29 PM (oNphh)
I need some moronettes to put me some fucking knowledge....teal bag and blue shoes with black pants? Why?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 10, 2011 06:29 PM (nAOMZ)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 10, 2011 10:22 PM
The ONT is like Cheers. Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name
Now is the time when you should be around people who are like a family.
OK, the Corleone Family, but still ....
Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2011 06:29 PM (vdfwz)
I think he got it from Dick Cheney shortly after Cheney single-cockedly wiped out the Zombie-horde of '83.
Posted by: krakatoa at March 10, 2011 06:29 PM (a0Jhx)
Your false description indicates a fascination with bodily fluids. The decadence, the decadence!
You owe me for getting rid of it for you. It was the gaudiest thing I've ever seen.
"Gaudy" is a better descriptive for your outfit, loincloth boy.
Posted by: Ex Consort of Hades at March 10, 2011 06:30 PM (UO6+e)
Posted by: Will Folk's Dick at March 10, 2011 06:30 PM (80GjT)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 10, 2011 06:32 PM (7H/n0)
I feel like we've had nothing but flame wars for the past few weeks.
Posted by: Ben at March 10, 2011 06:32 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: zilch at March 10, 2011 06:32 PM (Wr3zz)
WINNING !!!
Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2011 06:32 PM (vdfwz)
Pretender? Oh yeah. I loved when she sang about Tattoed Love Boys.
Posted by: krakatoa at March 10, 2011 06:32 PM (a0Jhx)
Welcome back. All the same losers are here.
Posted by: jewells45 at March 10, 2011 10:24 PM (Z71Vg)
Please fart your name into the microphone and then take a seat.
Cool, BBBRRRAAAAPPPPPP!
Ooh that was a bad one, better check my underwear.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 10, 2011 06:32 PM (Jx0x6)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 10, 2011 06:33 PM (2o7Ys)
I didn't see Obama in that photo. And I doubt he's worth even a devalued $1,000.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 10, 2011 06:34 PM (7H/n0)
huh so Justified is a good show?
is it worth it to watch all the past episodes?
Posted by: chemjeff at March 10, 2011 10:30 PM (GaLxs)
Since tommorow is, iirc, the first day to watch the first episode on Hulu...yes would be the answer.
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at March 10, 2011 06:34 PM (T/Xoe)
Posted by: This is a flame thread right? This is allowed? at March 10, 2011 06:34 PM (7Paz9)
Posted by: Ben at March 10, 2011 06:36 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2011 06:36 PM (vdfwz)
well I can't stay up too late, got things to do tomorrow
(is that ambiguous enough? prob. not
)okay g'night
Posted by: chemjeff at March 10, 2011 06:37 PM (GaLxs)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 10:20 PM (azrS2)
I will wait for my apprentice to decide your fate.
Also, I can't keep up with freakin' threads today, too many distractions. Stupid Empire.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2011 06:37 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Papa Editor at March 10, 2011 06:37 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 06:37 PM (azrS2)
Posted by: Ex Consort of Hades at March 10, 2011 06:38 PM (UO6+e)
Posted by: krakatoa at March 10, 2011 06:38 PM (a0Jhx)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 10, 2011 10:22 PM (Jx0x6)
Yeah...about that...you might want to wait till tomorrow.
Posted by: RushBabe at March 10, 2011 06:38 PM (urYpw)
Posted by: zilch at March 10, 2011 06:39 PM (Wr3zz)
Posted by: motionview at March 10, 2011 06:39 PM (yVhE+)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at March 10, 2011 06:40 PM (3O39V)
Posted by: zilch at March 10, 2011 06:41 PM (Wr3zz)
I wasn't the one filling my cups, fountains, and liquid-depending fixtures with the fluids, pretending it was ambrosia. You and Hades were into some really funky stuff.
"Gaudy" is a better descriptive for your outfit, loincloth boy.
If you got it, flaunt it!
/It ain't a loincloth. And what's with this outfit you were sporting? That's gaudy!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 06:41 PM (axfiA)
You really ought to go back and watch the first season to get the full benefit of the character development.
I asked if I had to watch Season 1......all I got was "marshall with a past shoots people, now you're caught up".
Posted by: USS Diversity at March 10, 2011 06:41 PM (gJNMj)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 10, 2011 10:29 PM (nAOMZ)
No shit, HeatherRadish. I thought she looked like the dog's dinner. But, what do I know from "fashion icons?" That fugly, overpriced handbag was almost as big as her ass. Perhaps that was the point.
And, welcome back, Samuel Adams. You might want to force yourself to jump in more often, it definitely played a big part in my survival of almost 2 years funemployment. I know it's easy to say, but being depressed and anxious ain't gonna change a thing . . .
Posted by: Peaches at March 10, 2011 06:42 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 06:42 PM (azrS2)
Fine. I'll be all ambiguous and shit. There are certain men here...I won't name names...whose manliness is in question. The question being, where did said manliness go? As for certain women here, the less said the better.
Ambiguous enough for a destructive volcano?
Posted by: joncelli at March 10, 2011 06:42 PM (Nvw83)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 06:43 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: This is a flame thread right? This is allowed? at March 10, 2011 06:43 PM (7Paz9)
Whatever happened to her? She had the nice boobehs
Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2011 06:43 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: 2nd of the Ninth, March 1967 at March 10, 2011 06:45 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2011 10:43 PM (vdfwz)
Want to ask her if she's willing to donate her breast milk? Ugh.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 06:45 PM (axfiA)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 06:46 PM (YxBuk)
Funky? Living in the 1960s, Ghost of Sparta?
If you got it, flaunt it!
That hardly describes you, blubber butt.
/It ain't a loincloth. And what's with this outfit you were sporting? That's gaudy!
You have me confused me Persephone.
Posted by: Ex Consort of Hades at March 10, 2011 06:47 PM (UO6+e)
Heh, so you DO value your pathetic life. Good to know.
Posted by: Peaches at March 10, 2011 06:47 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 06:48 PM (YxBuk)
I guess I blew those names, eh? Then again, I'm used to blowing things.
Posted by: joe 'genius' biden at March 10, 2011 06:48 PM (7H/n0)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 10:46 PM (YxBuk)
Oh settle down, he's going to give a speech tomorrow on it, presidentin is hard you know
Posted by: robtr at March 10, 2011 06:48 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: This is a flame thread right? This is allowed? at March 10, 2011 06:49 PM (7Paz9)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at March 10, 2011 06:49 PM (3O39V)
Posted by: joncelli at March 10, 2011 10:42 PM (Nvw83)
I'm sure I don't know whom you are referring to.
Perhaps if you tried a little harder to describe this man? You sound very familiar with manly men, so describing this one less-than-manly man should be fairly simple.
Not that I'm suggesting you are simple. Heaven forbid.
Posted by: krakatoa at March 10, 2011 06:49 PM (a0Jhx)
Yeah...about that...you might want to wait till tomorrow.
Posted by: RushBabe at March 10, 2011 10:38 PM (urYpw)
Yeah about that, maybe I'll be pre-emptive.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 10, 2011 06:50 PM (Jx0x6)
I could school him on presidentin'. And I'd make Gadaffi shit his pants.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 06:50 PM (YxBuk)
Oh settle down, he's going to give a speech tomorrow on it, presidentin is hard you know
BOHICA. Look for oil to breech at least 110 a barrel tomorrow. Better pull out the ol' bike...
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 06:50 PM (axfiA)
Posted by: motionview at March 10, 2011 06:50 PM (yVhE+)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 06:51 PM (azrS2)
Fugly seems to be the latest trend in handbags, at least at the mall. Not even a coupon on top of a sale made any of them worth trying out for strap length.
I should probably go shopping more than once ever six months. This year's spring apparel colors are vomit-inducingly unwearable if you have reddish hair and a warm undertone to your skin.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 10, 2011 06:52 PM (nAOMZ)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 10:43 PM
They're going to blow past 2008 highs before Memorial Day. Back in 2007 and 2008, the MBM made sure that Bush got blamed for it.
They're blaming everyone but the JEF while he sits with his 5 iron up his ass and the fucking FRENCH are taking the initiative against Gadaffy Duck
Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2011 06:52 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: joncelli at March 10, 2011 06:52 PM (Nvw83)
Moronettes with stompy boots at a park that worships a mouse and Americana?
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 06:53 PM (YxBuk)
It could get really bad, really quickly. Look for Obama to not say or do anything to alleviate any tensions.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 06:53 PM (axfiA)
Posted by: motionview at March 10, 2011 10:50 PM (yVhE+)
Not once has the thought of needing to protect my rear from the blogger types here entered my mind.
Posted by: This is a flame thread right? This is allowed? at March 10, 2011 06:53 PM (7Paz9)
BOHICA. Look for oil to breech at least 110 a barrel tomorrow. Better pull out the ol' bike...
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 10:50 PM (axfiA)
yup, I have a feeling it's going to be another sweater speech
Posted by: robtr at March 10, 2011 06:53 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: RushBabe at March 10, 2011 06:54 PM (urYpw)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 06:54 PM (azrS2)
Netflix has it. No ide when I'll get to it.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 10, 2011 06:54 PM (nAOMZ)
Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2011 06:54 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 10:46 PM
There are SOME who would say that if high gas prices keep Asians from driving, it's not all bad ..
But not me 0
Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2011 06:54 PM (vdfwz)
I'm such an idiot, I think ignorant pukes is the tops as far as flamin's concerned.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 10, 2011 06:55 PM (afWhQ)
JEF = jug eared fuck?
I know they're never going to blame their precious Bamster. If I had more faith in the American people I wouldn't sweat *as much.* But since I have zero faith in the populace it only pisses me off even more.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 06:55 PM (YxBuk)
I've been dying for Republicans with a backbone to make this damn argument for 20 years.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2011 06:55 PM (bgcml)
Drill, baby, drill.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 10, 2011 06:55 PM (nAOMZ)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 10:53 PM (YxBuk)
Are the stompy boots required?
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 10, 2011 06:56 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: The MILF-man at March 10, 2011 10:15 PM
Oh yeah...a three way. How hawt is that?
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at March 10, 2011 10:18 PMSacred Honor keeps me from asking less than 1 million dollars for the sex tape of Sarah, Christine, Michele, and Niki climbing my massive dancing pole
Posted by: Will Folks
If there is peanut butter, i'm in!
Posted by: Toby the Beagle at March 10, 2011 06:56 PM (oREHE)
It can be.
How long are you going to be down there for?Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 06:56 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 06:56 PM (azrS2)
Posted by: This is a flame thread right? This is allowed? at March 10, 2011 10:49 PM (7Paz9)
All too true.
Posted by: Scott Ritter at March 10, 2011 06:57 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: JEF Obama at March 10, 2011 06:58 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at March 10, 2011 06:58 PM (3O39V)
Did you ever wonder what Ace did with his "used" pudding cups. I mean, did you ever just sit there and fantasize about it, wondering if there are two little indentations, and then daydreaming a a whole otherworldy adventure that the pube tracks are little jungle paths, and all the morons & 'ettes are hearty adventurers, seeking the OneTrue Path to Glory?
Wait, is that the wrong kind of ambiguity?
Posted by: motionview at March 10, 2011 06:58 PM (yVhE+)
Posted by: motionview at March 10, 2011 10:39 PM (yVhE+)
You...and he...are BANNED!
Posted by: Chuckles Johnson at March 10, 2011 06:58 PM (bgcml)
BTW, I'm going to Anaheim in three weeks; anything of interest there?
Try Flamingo Showgirls on Katella east of Mouseland. When the "o" burns out, they're flaming showgirls.
Posted by: Cicero at March 10, 2011 06:58 PM (PyVAg)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 10:56 PM (azrS2)
heh, I wouldn't have minded seeing Walker going full Momar all over those hippy protesters.
Posted by: robtr at March 10, 2011 06:58 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Ben at March 10, 2011 06:59 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 10:29 PM (axfiA)
The words that come to mind are vagina denitis
Posted by: Andi Sullivan at March 10, 2011 06:59 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 10, 2011 07:00 PM (Jx0x6)
Posted by: This is a flame thread right? This is allowed? at March 10, 2011 07:00 PM (7Paz9)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 07:01 PM (azrS2)
Wait, is that the wrong kind of ambiguity?
Posted by: motionview at March 10, 2011 10:58 PM (yVhE+)
No, that was rather too detailed for my taste.
Posted by: joncelli at March 10, 2011 07:01 PM (Nvw83)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 10, 2011 11:00 PM (Jx0x6)
Amazon and google are begging for engineers right now. Monty says in two years we will be living in caves so you should hurry
Posted by: robtr at March 10, 2011 07:01 PM (MtwBb)
I'd give her a private session, IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: Bill CLinton at March 10, 2011 07:01 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 07:01 PM (YxBuk)
I know, huh? Add in the garish mis-match with the "slippers," and we've got another trainwreck. What a clown.
Posted by: Peaches at March 10, 2011 07:02 PM (zxpIo)
So it's the same as your dating patterns.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 10, 2011 07:02 PM (7H/n0)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 11:01 PM (YxBuk)
Let them eat arugula.
Posted by: Barack Obama President'n hard at March 10, 2011 07:03 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Ben at March 10, 2011 10:59 PM (DKV43)
Or a tote bag. A $1000 tote bag? I'm in the wrong lineof work.
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at March 10, 2011 07:03 PM (T/Xoe)
Only if it's less than 75 degrees. Too hot otherwise.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 10:59 PM (YxBuk)
Man. I'll have to go find some, then.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 10, 2011 07:03 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 10, 2011 11:00 PM (Jx0x6)
There's never enough networking geeks. Get a CCNA and the MS certifications and you'll do okay. You won't have a life, but you'll do okay financially.
Posted by: joncelli at March 10, 2011 07:03 PM (Nvw83)
I can round up bebe and arhooley for DL trip. Then the tree of us can have drinks and/or dinner at Downtown Disney. Hit me up via the Yahoo group.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 07:03 PM (YxBuk)
I missed the Flame War quiz in the Moron Primer. Why are we doing this?
Harry Reid is Heidi the cross-eyed opossum.
Why are there no topics on Dear Leader's bully issue due to his squirrel ears? I find that interesting and maybe secret code to the SEIU in Madison (I also read he was wearing a purple tie, but have not confirmed as I try not to look at him due to his hypnotizing whistle saying words with "s" in them).
Posted by: ChristyBlinky at March 10, 2011 07:03 PM (oTjfX)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 11:01 PM (YxBuk
Yeah he sucks at it, we're better off if he just gives speeches.
Posted by: robtr at March 10, 2011 07:03 PM (MtwBb)
I know, huh? Add in the garish mis-match with the "slippers," and we've got another trainwreck. What a clown.
It takes a staff of like 25 people to make her look that good. Paid for with your taxes. You're welcome.
Posted by: Cicero at March 10, 2011 07:04 PM (PyVAg)
Posted by: Gretchen Wilson at March 10, 2011 07:04 PM (T/Xoe)
173 I heard a radio news report that said Mr Obama is very concerned about the oil prices but he hasn't shown it much in public. The fuck he's concerned. He's probably rubbing his hands in glee. Fucker.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 10:46 PM
Of course he's concerned. He's concerned just like the last time. You remember that don't you? Where he admitted he's happy and fine with high gas prices he just doesn't want them jumping up too quickly. He wants a gradual increase to fucking us over.
Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2011 07:04 PM (oVQFe)
Amazon and google are begging for engineers right now. Monty says in two years we will be living in caves so you should hurry
i've invested heavily in loin cloths.
Posted by: Ben at March 10, 2011 07:04 PM (DKV43)
Man. I'll have to go find some, then.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 10, 2011 11:03 PM (afWhQ)
It'll be hot in June so I wouldn't worry about it.
Unless Al Gore pays a visit.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 07:05 PM (YxBuk)
Weasel Zippers and NRO discussed some of his remarks RE bullying. I'd try WZ.
Posted by: Ex Consort of Hades at March 10, 2011 07:06 PM (UO6+e)
There's never enough networking
geeks. Get a CCNA and the MS certifications and you'll do okay. You
won't have a life, but you'll do okay financially.
Posted by: joncelli at March 10, 2011 11:03 PM (Nvw83)
I'm possibly going back to school to get my degree and am worried that since I will have to repay the student loans and I also will be 49 at the time, will it be worth it?
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 10, 2011 07:06 PM (Jx0x6)
How much is Soros going to benefit from these high oil prices?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 07:06 PM (axfiA)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2011 07:07 PM (vdfwz)
I'm possibly going back to school to get my degree and am worried that since I will have to repay the student loans and I also will be 49 at the time, will it be worth it?
what are you getting a degree in. It depends.
Posted by: Ben at March 10, 2011 07:07 PM (DKV43)
It has the feel of a lib website to me but I"m not sure because they have a lawsuit up and they are claiming that the government is suing a website owner for linking to other sites. Anyone care to take a look and tell me what you think? link
oh and watching that congressman cry today at the hearing I couldn't help but think, you know who understands this guy better than anyone else on earth? Yep, you guessed it, Glenn Beck...lol
Posted by: curious at March 10, 2011 07:07 PM (k1rwm)
what are you getting a degree in. It depends.
Posted by: Ben at March 10, 2011 11:07 PM (DKV43)
Information technology.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 10, 2011 07:08 PM (Jx0x6)
I heard a radio news report that said Mr Obama is very concerned about the oil prices but he hasn't shown it much in public.
Two words: Windmill powered cars.
Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at March 10, 2011 07:08 PM (PyVAg)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 07:08 PM (azrS2)
I'm possibly going back to school to get my degree and am worried that since I will have to repay the student loans and I also will be 49 at the time, will it be worth it?
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 10, 2011 11:06 PM (Jx0x6)
Well, you're going to turn 49 anyway, right?
Posted by: RushBabe at March 10, 2011 07:10 PM (urYpw)
Just kidding. I'm going to do this until I die. I was taught how to program at an early age, thus sealing my fate.
Posted by: This is a flame thread right? This is allowed? at March 10, 2011 07:10 PM (7Paz9)
ok i really cant BELIEVE anyone would want to drink that unless pasteurized. if pasteurized i cant imagine any benefit would be left.
semen is delicate stuff. You kill the little guys with sunlight. UV kills swimmers fast. Then theres the problem of the suspensions they use.
Its really NOT NOT NOT like milking a cow. (take it from the lady with the gallon jug of lube with a pump top.)
then theres the whole um multipurpose issue of the urerthra and um the variability of flavor.
the fact that there really isnt a whole lot you get at a time from your "producer" I mean what a couple skimpy shots a load...?
and um their thingie is hard to keep really really clean. Horsie smegma is sorta agressive especially if he gets out to exercise and sweats alot. Yeah we use filters but they arent 100% and to ship it for normal purposes we use an extender with antibiotic in it...
ok and if you cant find something to flame me for in this then i am disappointed in you all.
Posted by: Gushka at March 10, 2011 07:11 PM (93zw2)
Ellison (D-ick of Allah) was full of shit under oath today while crying.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 10, 2011 07:12 PM (7H/n0)
Posted by: Papa Editor at March 10, 2011 07:13 PM (YX6i/)
DJ says:
March 10, 2011 at 10:48 am
IÂ’m not worried in the least about sea level rise, because I know it canÂ’t happen. I have a theory which my computer model has proven correct (even though I have no empirical evidence at all). I call it
The Hydraulic Theory.
It says simply that as the sea level rises, it pushes on the land masses much like squeezing a pimple, forcing them up from increasing pressures. We know that land is in fact malleable, and can flow in a plastic manner under certain conditions. The earthÂ’s oceans account for more mass than exposed land, so if the water pressure is increased by a rising sea level, then the exposed land will be forced to go where there is the least resistance. Up.
This theory is beyond reproach, and I think I read it in a peer reviewed Weekly World News journal (after I had the idea first, of course).
Posted by: Indian Outlaw at March 10, 2011 07:13 PM (ATMEl)
Posted by: joncelli at March 10, 2011 07:13 PM (Nvw83)
That handbag looks like a ten dollar tote from Wal Mart.
I have thought for a long time that whoever dresses Moochelle is either a frenemy or a closet conservative. No one that liked her would let her out the door in the horrid clothes she usually wears (although, in this particular picture, the actual clothes are much more attractive than usual).
Those shoes look like something a 6 year old girl might wear, if she had a mother cruel enough to buy them for her in the first place. And maybe it's just the camera angle, but the hand on her purse looks wierd, like she's awkwardly clawing the bag instead of holding it.
Posted by: Mayday at March 10, 2011 07:13 PM (TRgli)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 11:06 PM
Depends on how big his stake in Petrobas is
Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2011 07:13 PM (vdfwz)
Related blast from the past...I'm remembering them making fun of Pelosi's energy policies with pictures of a sail-powered VW...
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 10, 2011 07:13 PM (nAOMZ)
Would IT be a good career change say within the next two years?
It depends, IMO, on what sort of IT you're interested in.
A few thoughts:
General IT stuff -- computer repair and the like? I think that's probably going to be a waste. You can make money at it, but so can the kid down the street, and probably for less and quicker.
I get the feeling the basic programmers are becoming a dime a dozen. My brother switched careers into that a couple years back, and he's making maybe 50k/yr on his 3rd job. He hasn't been fired or laid off, but made moves when opportunities arose.
Which I guess isn't terrible, but it speaks to the market for general coders.
SQL gurus still make bank I believe, but that requires a shitload of training and experience. Or at least it used to.
Networking in general is the place to be I think. Grab some cisco classes.
If you are interested in network security, I definitely foresee a bankable future in that. As networks become both bigger and more complex, the people responsible for securing one's borders against DoS attacks & general hacking become more valuable.
Posted by: krakatoa at March 10, 2011 07:15 PM (a0Jhx)
I've posted three comment links to it over the past two days, Gushka, but they don't read their own blog comments at this dump. >^(
Posted by: andycanuck at March 10, 2011 07:15 PM (7H/n0)
Hmm. Is it at a traditional college or technical school?
Posted by: Ben at March 10, 2011 11:11 PM (DKV43)
Sorry, should have finished my thought. It is ITT tech and they teach a 2 year program in areas like Linux systems administration, network technology and service integration, WAN technology, programming, Microsoft network operations, protocols etc....
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 10, 2011 07:15 PM (Jx0x6)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 07:17 PM (YxBuk)
i cant believe my luck at the stallion semen topic!
I've posted three comment links to it over the past two days, Gushka, but they don't read their own blog comments at this dump. >^(
I got a great rate on a 2 year CD at my local Sperm Bank.
Posted by: Ben at March 10, 2011 07:17 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: Papa Editor at March 10, 2011 11:13 PM (YX6i/)
i am a semen collection technician.
i operate a horse breeding farm. I have had a lotta fun with this topic over the years. Nothing like watching someone pic up a large strange looking rubber tube asking "whats that?"
... and telling them "Its an artificial vagina. I need to clean it." (A dirty lie but i have made people scream)
Posted by: Gushka at March 10, 2011 07:17 PM (93zw2)
Those kinds of people say the animals like it, and they're probably right, but this is a line that should not be crossed, logic be damned.
Posted by: This is a flame thread right? This is allowed? at March 10, 2011 07:17 PM (7Paz9)
Yup, me too. And I am a very tough person to gross out. That was nasty.
Posted by: Peaches at March 10, 2011 07:18 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at March 10, 2011 07:18 PM (T/Xoe)
I have thought for a long time that whoever dresses Moochelle is either a frenemy or a closet conservative. No one that liked her would let her out the door in the horrid clothes she usually wears
Judging the way she has acted toward royalty, I'd say she tells anyone who tries to give her professional advice to go screw themselves.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at March 10, 2011 07:18 PM (3O39V)
i cant believe my luck at the stallion semen topic!
I've
posted three comment links to it over the past two days, Gushka, but
they don't read their own blog comments at this dump. >^(
I got a great rate on a 2 year CD at my local Sperm Bank.
Posted by: Ben at March 10, 2011 11:17 PM (DKV43)
I was sort of wondering how you get the horse to cooperate? I mean with a future dad you stick him in a cold room with a bunch of playboys and expect him to produce but I seriously doubt your showing your horse "horse pron" or are you?
Posted by: curious at March 10, 2011 07:20 PM (k1rwm)
Is that what it says on your business cards too?
Just kidding. Hell, you're a lot more useful than somebody like me, who's been in school for over 10 years now.
/Didn't Steve Rowe do something similar to that for an episode of Dirty Jobs?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 07:20 PM (WmEOm)
Justified comes on Wednesday nights. I love Raylon and think crazy-eyed Boyd is pretty entertainin' as well. I watch simply to hear them say "fire in the hole."
Once you get to know the cwazy characters it is a good show. There is an insane family with a Mama who could be Helen Thomas in a flannel shirt this year.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky at March 10, 2011 07:20 PM (oTjfX)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 07:21 PM (YxBuk)
---
I've heard a picture of the technician's wife often helps. Have you seen her dentist?
Posted by: This is a flame thread right? This is allowed? (I'm really sorry! This hurts!) at March 10, 2011 07:21 PM (7Paz9)
Haven't seen or heard from him for a while...
Posted by: ed at March 10, 2011 11:18 PM (Y2WVHow did I miss the ban hammer episode? Was it a melt down?
Posted by: Indian Outlaw at March 10, 2011 07:21 PM (ATMEl)
i am a semen collection technician.
We should semen collection technicians should get together and form a union.
Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 10, 2011 07:21 PM (PyVAg)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 07:21 PM (azrS2)
Posted by: curious at March 10, 2011 11:20 PM (k1rwm)
I've been doing more nude modeling, as of late.
Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at March 10, 2011 07:22 PM (YX6i/)
Speaking of oranged dicked Rumanians, did you ever notice how hunky Tim Allen was in that movie with the washed up hooter queen, whatsherface? Of course you did, homos. "Hey Jamie Lee, get out of the way so we can see Tim's Tooltime". Whoa, just kidding. Really, I kid because I love. Any of you guys hardcore gamers? No, I don't mean youse that can play GTA one handed and fap off on dead hookers.
I mean the sort of manly individual who can hold aggro, top dps, and design a fabulous guild tabbard. Haha, just kidding. Playing WoW doesn't mean you're gay. It's more like you're swirling a toe in lake poofter and you could take the plunge anytime. Take. The. Plunge. Get it? Ok, I'll go slow. There's a rumor that the Starbucks in Rumania have a new beverage called the Venti valium lactachino. Hey, the truth is out there. I'm just saying that Rumania is the leader in breast pump technology and bootleg diazepam. Connect the fucking dots people. You've been a great audience and... ah fuck it. Don't try the veal unless you want to experience the best jizz injected moo meat that Rumania has to offer. Oh by the way, fuck the wait staff. Unless you're into Orange Spooglius that is.
Goodnight everybody! <- Rumanian for blow me.
Posted by: Rodney The AnkaBadger at March 10, 2011 07:22 PM (s7I0E)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 07:22 PM (azrS2)
They showed this on Dirty Jobs, but I forget the particulars exactly. I think they bring a mare who's in heat into the stable/room/whatever.
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 10, 2011 07:22 PM (9UhPw)
It was pretty epic. I saw it after the fact. He didn't just burn his bridges, he threw gasoline on them.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 07:23 PM (YxBuk)
Haven't seen or heard from him for a while...
Posted by: ed at March 10, 2011 11:18 PM (Y2WV
How did I miss the ban hammer episode? Was it a melt down?
He didn't just burn the bridge, he set the river on fire.
Posted by: Ben at March 10, 2011 07:23 PM (DKV43)
Workers of the world, cum together!
Posted by: meeeghan mccain at March 10, 2011 07:23 PM (7H/n0)
i am a semen collection technician.
i operate a horse breeding farm. I have had a lotta fun with this topic over the years. Nothing like watching someone pic up a large strange looking rubber tube asking "whats that?"
... and telling them "Its an artificial vagina. I need to clean it." (A dirty lie but i have made people scream)
Posted by: Gushka at March 10, 2011 11:17 PM (93zw2)
So... how you doin'?
Posted by: ed at March 10, 2011 07:23 PM (Y2WVW)
Posted by: Ben at March 10, 2011 07:23 PM (DKV43)
Oh yeah. I knew a guy that worked as a Janitorial Engineer at a downtown bookstore.
He was in charge of cleaning up semen too, as chance would have it.
Posted by: krakatoa at March 10, 2011 07:24 PM (a0Jhx)
Dang pheromones. Wait a minute...if I made a universal agent that bound and neutralized pheromones, I can finally succeed in ridding the world of decadence!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 07:24 PM (WmEOm)
Posted by: curious at March 10, 2011 11:20 PM (k1rwm)
There is a now-dead ghey guy in Montana who would have been more than happy to show you how that could be done.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 10, 2011 07:24 PM (Jx0x6)
Posted by: guy with a *really* long dick at March 10, 2011 07:24 PM (7H/n0)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2011 07:25 PM (bxiXv)
Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 11:23 PM (YxBuk)
Rum, did this happen on the epic "BanHammer" thread? Or was it "BanHammer Part Deux"?
Posted by: ed at March 10, 2011 07:26 PM (Y2WVW)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 11:06 PM
Depends on how big his stake in Petrobas is
Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2011 11:13 PM (vdfwz)
IIRC, he's the #1 or #2 shareholder. I'll always think of him as #2, though.
Thanks for the Pelosi "green" vehicle pix, Heather. Missed that one.
'night, all.
Posted by: RushBabe at March 10, 2011 07:26 PM (urYpw)
Judging the way she has acted toward royalty, I'd say she tells anyone who tries to give her professional advice to go screw themselves.
They're probably afraid to tell her the truth. Bosses like that are not well liked, so they probably tell her she looks good and then laugh at her behind her back.
Posted by: Mayday at March 10, 2011 07:27 PM (TRgli)
Posted by: This is a flame thread right? This is allowed? at March 10, 2011 07:27 PM (7Paz9)
Steve, Mike...they end in the same last letter.
Haven't watched that show in quite a while.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 07:27 PM (WmEOm)
I almost fucked up a BMW today.
Seriously, the guy was slowly running a stop sign while looking at his phone as I was coming by (and I had no stop sign). I wasn't planning on stopping, either. If I'd been driving a foot to the left I probably would have hit him.Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 07:28 PM (YxBuk)
Put the cap back on the marker, Pinky. I don't think my monitor's emitting pheromones when I'm watching Luscious Lesbians Vol X.
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 10, 2011 07:28 PM (9UhPw)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2011 07:29 PM (bWCl7)
Posted by: Indian Outlaw at March 10, 2011 07:29 PM (ATMEl)
Posted by: gesc at March 10, 2011 07:29 PM (qxPdZ)
Ridding the world of decadence is a multi-step process, with multiple avenues to attack.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 07:29 PM (WmEOm)
It wasn't a Banhammer thread, I don't think. It was about something totally unrelated. I can't remember what it was. It was last summer, I remember that much. People were screaming at him to stop but he just kept on going...
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 07:30 PM (YxBuk)
Those kinds of people say the animals like it, and they're probably right, but this is a line that should not be crossed, logic be damned.
Posted by: This is a flame thread right? This is allowed? at March 10, 2011 11:17 PM (7Paz9)
ok i will bite-- dolphins seem plausible. but i have heard horror stories concerning a certain hyatt out in the pacific. broken ribs, etc. and some rather beat up and disappointed fetishists.
people interested in horses (beyond my interest in making adorable baby horses, who grow in to ass kicking champions that jump over big things or run long distances) puzzle me. Stallions are big, violent, often stupid. USually super picky about love objects (I have one that got kicked and has feared black mares ever since) and they will squish you by mistake. Their junk is ridiculous.
Now i know my way around the horsie love doll, which we have lovingly named Estelle, and what kind of filters to get, how hot to make the water in the AV, and know that baby bottle liners do great for collecting and are the cheapest to use (attach with duck tape) BUt i really dont get people that see this as anything but an interesting dirty job.
(very dirty on hot days)
My bestest girlie who taught me how to do all this got her cheek crushed by her favorite stallion when he was doing his thing cuz he slipped on the mats and flailed for balance. Taking care of her thu the concussion and two reconstructive maxiofacial surgeries later i really want you to know i kinda see this as dangerous. Not the most fun part of horses.
But...
drinking it? REALLY? FOR HEALTH BENEFITS? WHO THINKS OF SUCH THINGS? (andy sullivan im lookin at you)
Posted by: Gushka at March 10, 2011 07:31 PM (93zw2)
I always liked that stuff because it made your scrapes look a lot worse and hence more badass than they actually were. Mom didn't use it much, though.
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 10, 2011 07:31 PM (9UhPw)
i am a semen collection technician.
i
operate a horse breeding farm. I have had a lotta fun with this topic
over the years. Nothing like watching someone pic up a large strange
looking rubber tube asking "whats that?"
... and telling them "Its an artificial vagina. I need to clean it." (A dirty lie but i have made people scream)
Most of the morons around here are also semen collection technicians, only they don't use a rubber artificial vagina but an old tube sock.
Posted by: MrCaniac at March 10, 2011 07:31 PM (oREHE)
Posted by: This is a flame thread right? This is allowed? at March 10, 2011 07:32 PM (7Paz9)
Supposedly semen has several mood-altering compounds that can alleviate depression. I think it's a load of bunk.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 07:32 PM (WmEOm)
Posted by: CAC at March 10, 2011 07:32 PM (Gr1V1)
Semen, load, bunk. There's a joke in there somewhere.
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 10, 2011 07:34 PM (9UhPw)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 07:34 PM (azrS2)
Posted by: CAC at March 10, 2011 07:34 PM (Gr1V1)
Posted by: bill 'the hook' clinton at March 10, 2011 07:34 PM (7H/n0)
The bad skin is genetic.
And I hate nachos - I'm the loser who eats peanut butter right out of the jar while he posts inane comments on Internet boards.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 07:35 PM (WmEOm)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2011 07:35 PM (bWCl7)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 07:35 PM (azrS2)
Posted by: Indian Outlaw at March 10, 2011 07:36 PM (ATMEl)
Posted by: This is a flame thread right? This is allowed? at March 10, 2011 07:36 PM (7Paz9)
Jedis aren't supposed to engage in decadence. That is the only part of the Jedi code I actually agree with.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 07:37 PM (WmEOm)
What did your parents do that would get probably get them arrested today? ... trip down memory lane ... some of them were ...
After I moved out of my parents house, when I'd go visit them, as I left my Dad would offer to make me a drink for the road. He'd do this for guests too. He wasn't alcoholic or anything, it was just the hospitable thing to do.
Posted by: Mayday at March 10, 2011 07:37 PM (TRgli)
Posted by: This is a flame thread right? This is allowed? at March 10, 2011 07:37 PM (7Paz9)
Posted by: Papa Editor at March 10, 2011 07:38 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: CAC at March 10, 2011 07:39 PM (Gr1V1)
It'll be hot in June so I wouldn't worry about it.
Unless Al Gore pays a visit.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 11:05 PM (YxBuk)
How's the humidity? I feel like dying if we get a tiny increase here in the desert.
Didn't use to be such a wussy little baby. Not sure what happened. Age, maybe. Spoiled? Sure, that explains a lot.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 10, 2011 07:39 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: Papa Editor at March 10, 2011 11:38 PM (YX6i/)
Heh, well good for you, this is washington I guess.
Posted by: robtr at March 10, 2011 07:40 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 11:28 PM (YxBuk)
Well, I guess that's a start.
Scare him half to death at least?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2011 07:40 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 07:40 PM (azrS2)
Posted by: fb (less serious than usual, which is also not serious) at March 10, 2011 07:40 PM (7Paz9)
Posted by: Papa Editor at March 10, 2011 07:41 PM (YX6i/)
Which isn't loaded with protein, contrary to popular belief.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 07:41 PM (WmEOm)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2011 07:41 PM (bWCl7)
Posted by: CAC at March 10, 2011 07:41 PM (Gr1V1)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 11:41 PM (WmEOm)
Jeebus! Why don't you and MiM get a room, already?! I mean you're kill us here.
Posted by: Papa Editor at March 10, 2011 07:42 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: fb (less serious than usual, which is also not serious) at March 10, 2011 07:43 PM (7Paz9)
OK, so Gushka is posting crazy stories about...um...Stallion Semen.
So, let's say someone contracts with you to buy some stallion semen from a certain stud. Best of his breed. A real winner.
So the clock is ticking, and you gotta get this sample down to the FedEx office by 12:00 noon in order to make your next day delivery.
But for whatever reason, the stallion just isn't in the mood. Performance anxiety, questioning his sexuality, his iron horse shoes are pinching him...whatever.
But the retard stallion, the one with the overbite and the sway back and bad gait... he's more than "up" for the challenge. Chomping at the bit, as it were.
Question: How would they ever know if you sent them the retard stallion semen instead of the champion stallion semen?
Posted by: ed at March 10, 2011 07:43 PM (Y2WVW)
Posted by: gesc at March 10, 2011 07:44 PM (qxPdZ)
You need to begin that sentence with "And did you see the game last night when...", so that all women tune out.
Posted by: krakatoa at March 10, 2011 07:44 PM (a0Jhx)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 07:44 PM (azrS2)
Posted by: Papa Editor
FIFY
Posted by: MrCaniac at March 10, 2011 07:44 PM (oREHE)
riding inside the steering wheel when I Dad would drive. The steering wheel were really big and I could fit in it and loved it when we made sharp turns
Mom used to set us on her lap (no seatbelt) and let us "drive" on the gravel roads.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at March 10, 2011 07:44 PM (3O39V)
Question: How would they ever know if you sent them the retard stallion semen instead of the champion stallion semen?
Posted by: ed at March 10, 2011 11:43 PM (Y2WVW)
Dude - these people are paying thousands of dollars for this. A few hundred for a DNA test is nothing.
Posted by: Papa Editor at March 10, 2011 07:45 PM (YX6i/)
http://tinyurl.com/4e3xzod
It starts with Vajazzling and gets much better, uh, worse.
Posted by: Barack Obama President'n hard at March 10, 2011 07:45 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Papa Editor at March 10, 2011 11:38 PM (YX6i/)
Horses have sperm, I have semen thanks to my vasectomy 14 years ago. Still tastes the same though.
Posted by: Samuel Adams, being a sick fuck on a semi-flame war. at March 10, 2011 07:45 PM (Jx0x6)
Barely any. It's just hot. I don't think it gets past 10 or 15% if that. It's not as searingly dry as AZ is in the summer, though. But it's not Florida either.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 07:45 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2011 07:45 PM (bWCl7)
They showed this on Dirty Jobs, but I forget the particulars exactly. I think they bring a mare who's in heat into the stable/room/whatever.
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 10, 2011 11:22 PM (9UhPw)
lolol
thats the politically correct way to show it. the mare in heat is called a Jump mare. what do you do if you dont have a hot mare on hand for a Jump, you might ask?
YOu keep pee from your jump mare in a dasani bottle (marked clearly with tape and a sharpie "HOT PEE" in your shop fridge.) Then when you need it you get a paper towel and you sprinkle some on the towel. wave it under his nose. Put some on Estelle the love doll. no. more than that. do it lots, but dont use it all up now!
This will get him in the mood. Unless hes picky...
One only wanted to talk to the old mare mule who never wanted a thing to do with him, while he did his job. One wanted me to take the head off Estelle and pretend to be a real horse
YES! PUPPETS!
First he sniffs his stinky paper towel, to get in the mood. Then he struts into the breeding shed and whinnies and i would have to whinny back. My girl would lead him in, and he would talk dirty to Estelle, and as long as i played along with the plastic head like he was the coolest dude ever, and made squealing noises back, he would do his job. No act, no heartfelt attempt to sound like his dreamgirl, and he would refuse to close the deal.
in 110 degree weather in the desert never doubt this was kind of sucky. Oh and collecting the pee? coffee can, Broomstick, Duck tape, some assembly required. I swear ranch life is NOT glamourous
I promise i shower at least twice a day sometimes more often.
Posted by: Gushka at March 10, 2011 07:46 PM (93zw2)
When he finally looked up, he looked startled and motioned for me to go, like I'd been about to stop. I didn't even have my foot on the brake. I was just watching him as I went by, waiting to see if we would hit.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 07:46 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 11:45 PM (YxBuk)
Hmm. Doable, I suppose.
We got our first warm day today.... I was so excited. If it holds, I get to shun socks for the rest of the year.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 10, 2011 07:47 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 07:47 PM (azrS2)
Yeah, nowadays it'd be pretty straightforward to check. Still, I wonder if that kind of scam happened prior to DNA testing at all.
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 10, 2011 07:48 PM (9UhPw)
Posted by: gesc at March 10, 2011 07:48 PM (qxPdZ)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2011 11:41 PM (bWCl7)
Did you see the Big Hollywood link to a USA Today article about how Rango encourages smoking in kids? One of the ninnies in the article actually said, "A lot of kids are going to start smoking because of this movie." You know, like all the kids who lit up after watching Cruella De Ville in 101 Dalmations. (That was the other movie cited with "lots of smoking.")
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 07:49 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 07:49 PM (azrS2)
I was just watching him as I went by, waiting to see if we would hit.
If he was white and insured, he could have bought you a new car. If he was a minority and/or illegal and uninsured, he could have sued you.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at March 10, 2011 07:49 PM (3O39V)
Posted by: CAC at March 10, 2011 07:50 PM (Gr1V1)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2011 07:50 PM (bWCl7)
We got ours yesteday. I've been wearing flip flops since Tuesday.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 07:50 PM (YxBuk)
Read post 298.
Posted by: Samuel Adams, being a sick fuck on a semi-flame war. at March 10, 2011 07:50 PM (Jx0x6)
Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 11:23 PM (YxBuk)
Rum, did this happen on the epic "BanHammer" thread? Or was it "BanHammer Part Deux"?
Posted by: ed at March 10, 2011 11:26 PM (Y2WVW)
It was actually a religion thread back in August. I remember because I was participating and it was where Ace banned that idiot Bryan that is still around who anytime you get into it with him he insults you by calling you insane. I used it to prove his idiocy a month or so back.
Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2011 07:51 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: gesc at March 10, 2011 11:48 PM (qxPdZ)
We had a guy arrested here in WA maybe one killed to.
I get as far as had sex with horse in the article and don't read on to see how it turned out.
Posted by: robtr at March 10, 2011 07:51 PM (MtwBb)
Yeah, I stay away from beater cars. It was a BMW so I wasn't worried. Plus my neighborhood seems to be full of uppity rich people now.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 07:51 PM (YxBuk)
OK, so Gushka is posting crazy stories about...um...Stallion Semen.
So, let's say someone contracts with you to buy some stallion semen from a certain stud. Best of his breed. A real winner.
So the clock is ticking, and you gotta get this sample down to the FedEx office by 12:00 noon in order to make your next day delivery.
But for whatever reason, the stallion just isn't in the mood. Performance anxiety, questioning his sexuality, his iron horse shoes are pinching him...whatever.
But the retard stallion, the one with the overbite and the sway back and bad gait... he's more than "up" for the challenge. Chomping at the bit, as it were.
Question: How would they ever know if you sent them the retard stallion semen instead of the champion stallion semen?
Posted by: ed at March 10, 2011 11:43 PM (Y2WVW)
this is actually a really fair question!
actually its also the story of my life. Alrighty its like this, in previous days this went on QUITE A LOT. so what happens if when you contract for a thoroughbred stallion you have a contract its who they say-- previous tech used a blood type test, now most of the big stud books have gone to DNA tests.
Studs shooting blanks, producing crap but retard boy making good babies, and a very famous case where there was a combination of all three situations at once coming down, have led to rigorous contract enforcement and the third party DNA verification.
the more money at stake the tighter the rules. RAce horses have breeding syndicates who have notary publics on hand with third party witnesses to the deed to make sure you got what you paid to get at X time on X date with contractually obligated stallion.
I actually had a horse many many years ago that was supposed to be one thing, but bore startling resemblance to a different horse on the property. They swore up and down that they bred the right horse to the mare but it was the days before DNA testing. We got screwed. A great horse but an ugly son of a buck.
Posted by: Gushka at March 10, 2011 07:54 PM (93zw2)
Posted by: gesc at March 10, 2011 07:54 PM (qxPdZ)
THE TOP 10 ADVERTISING SLOGANS FOR THE HUMAN BREAST MILK ICE-CREAM PARLOR
10) "The Breast Ice-Cream in the Country!"
9) "Titties--They're What's For Dessert!'
"When You Can't Get Near the Lake, at Least Try the Water"
7) "Ice-Cream You Won't Forget--Thanks for the Mammaries!"
6) "If You Can Finish the Dolly Parton--it's Free!"
5) "Come Suckle Our Treats!"
4) "Udderly Delicious!"
3) "Don't Be a Boob--Try Our Ice-Cream!"
2) "Betcha Can't Eat Just One!"
and the number one slogan...
1) "Mmm...Now That's Lactastic!"
Posted by: LexisTexas at March 10, 2011 07:54 PM (Cn396)
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 10, 2011 07:55 PM (afWhQ)
Think of it this way (men or women): there is someone out there who would rather have sex with a horse or a dog than you.
Of course, you wouldn't have them anyway. But still.
Try not to think of this the next time anyone of you get rejected.
Posted by: fb (less serious than usual, which is also not serious) at March 10, 2011 07:57 PM (7Paz9)
We got ours yesteday. I've been wearing flip flops since Tuesday.
So jealous. We've had two sandal days so far, but it's been flipping between cold and windy. Every day it's different.
I swear the AGWers have cursed us this season.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 10, 2011 07:57 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: CAC at March 10, 2011 07:58 PM (Gr1V1)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 07:59 PM (azrS2)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2011 07:59 PM (bWCl7)
Posted by: CAC at March 10, 2011 07:59 PM (Gr1V1)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 08:00 PM (azrS2)
Posted by: Sophie Auguste Friederike von Anhalt-Zerbst at March 10, 2011 08:00 PM (nAOMZ)
Think of it this way (men or women): there is someone out there who would rather have sex with a horse or a dog than you.
We get it, and many times I might add. Keeps our minds off of a woman's filthy naked flesh, and the hot sweet nakedness that is our goats. Besides, it keeps us clean in the eyes of Allah.
Posted by: Probably somewhere around 500 million muslim men at March 10, 2011 08:01 PM (Jx0x6)
Posted by: Papa Editor at March 10, 2011 08:01 PM (YX6i/)
Al Gore buying a house in So Cal didn't help matters...but yeah, it's definitely gotten colder with each passing year.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 08:01 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 08:01 PM (azrS2)
Amateur.
Posted by: Sophie Auguste Friederike von Anhalt-Zerbst at March 11, 2011 12:00 AM (nAOMZ)
Ditto.
Posted by: Katherine the Great at March 10, 2011 08:02 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: notary public third party witness at March 10, 2011 08:02 PM (7H/n0)
Coo-cahh-munnn-gahh Call-i-fawn-ya, yer on the ehhhh
Posted by: Mummified Larry King at March 10, 2011 08:03 PM (vdfwz)
If you feel like your work sux my world can sometimes put things in perspective.
it takes a lot to make me grab for the brain bleach but Dems always seem to be able to manage to make me feel like i need it. serious. sex ed for 4th graders in public schools.... gushka goes running for the mental floss!
Posted by: Gushka at March 10, 2011 08:03 PM (93zw2)
It was Maet. I remember that.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 08:04 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: CAC at March 10, 2011 08:04 PM (Gr1V1)
I'm trying to forget, people.
Posted by: toby the beagle at March 10, 2011 08:05 PM (7H/n0)
Posted by: Sophie Auguste Friederike von Anhalt-Zerbst at March 10, 2011 08:05 PM (nAOMZ)
Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2011 08:06 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 08:06 PM (azrS2)
Posted by: gesc at March 10, 2011 08:07 PM (qxPdZ)
Posted by: Papa Editor at March 10, 2011 08:07 PM (YX6i/)
Stupid retarded royals and their changing of names.
Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2011 08:07 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2011 08:08 PM (bWCl7)
I think you can rest assured that none of them will get any help from Zsa Zsa even as she publishes all sorts of rants against evil corporations, and uses her millions to give herself Clinique Semen Skin treatments at her favorite spa
Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2011 08:09 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 10, 2011 08:11 PM (f4gk9)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 08:11 PM (azrS2)
It was Maet. I remember that.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 11, 2011 12:04 AM
I think he had a drinking problem. That was painful to watch that night, he wouldn't stop
Posted by: Ted Striker at March 10, 2011 08:12 PM (vdfwz)
Cool, everything alright?
Interesting fact - as you get older, your vision starts to improve a little. My eyesight is so bad, I don't think it can get any worse...
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 08:12 PM (WmEOm)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 11, 2011 12:11 AM
Are they where you left them?
Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2011 08:13 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 10, 2011 08:13 PM (Jx0x6)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2011 08:13 PM (bWCl7)
Has she entered into negotiations with PuffHo Writers Local 156 yet?
*rofl*
Posted by: Sophie Auguste Friederike von Anhalt-Zerbst at March 10, 2011 08:14 PM (nAOMZ)
Posted by: CAC at March 10, 2011 08:14 PM (Gr1V1)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 11, 2011 12:12 AM (WmEOm)
You know I wondered about that, I used to have to wear glasses to see street signs when I drove, I don't anymore.
Posted by: robtr at March 10, 2011 08:16 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: gesc at March 10, 2011 08:17 PM (qxPdZ)
Posted by: Papa Editor at March 11, 2011 12:07 AM (YX6i/)
417 t was Maet. I remember that.yeah, then i think ace popped in. and others from the other blog. to ridicule us. so sorry that there had been so ugly here that i didn;t know what to believe. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
I thought Ace even after all of that just did a "soft ban" that was more like putting him in the penalty box for a while, then HWSNBN showed up one Saturday night on someone else's internet connection and got into it with Ace. I think Ace gave him every chance in the world, but HWSNBN wouldn't back off. Thus the banhammer of doom was swung.
It think it was in this aftermath that Ga*or received the banhammer.
Posted by: MrCaniac at March 10, 2011 08:18 PM (oREHE)
Well, I guess that's a start. Scare him half to death at least?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2011 11:40 PM (bxiXv)
I'm reminded of Ruddigore:
ROB. And may I ask why you have left your frames?
SIR ROD. It is our duty to see that our successors commit their daily crimes in a
conscientious and workmanlike fashion. It is our duty to remind you that you are
evading the conditions under which you are permitted to exist.
ROB. Really, I donÂ’t know what youÂ’d have. IÂ’ve only been a bad baronet a
week, and IÂ’ve committed a crime punctually every day.
SIR ROD. Let us inquire into this. Monday?
ROB. Monday was a Bank Holiday.
SIR ROD. True. Tuesday?
ROB. On Tuesday I made a false income-tax return.
ALL. Ha! ha!
1ST GHOST. ThatÂ’s nothing.
2ND GHOST. Nothing at all.
3RD GHOST. Everybody does that.
4TH GHOST. ItÂ’s expected of you.
SIR ROD. Wednesday?
ROB. (melodramatically). On Wednesday I forged a will.
SIR ROD. Whose will?
ROB. My own.
SIR ROD. My good sir, you canÂ’t forge your own will!
ROB. CanÂ’t I, though! I like that! I did! Besides, if a man canÂ’t forge his own
will, whose will can he forge?
1ST GHOST. ThereÂ’s something in that.
2ND GHOST. Yes, it seems reasonable.
3RD GHOST. At first sight it does.
4TH GHOST. Fallacy somewhere, I fancy!
ROB. A man can do what he likes with his own!
SIR ROD. I suppose he can.
ROB. Well, then, he can forge his own will, stoopid! On Thursday I shot a fox.
1ST GHOST. Hear, hear!
SIR ROD. ThatÂ’s better. (addressing Ghosts) Pass the fox, I think? (They assent.) Yes, pass the fox. Friday?
ROB. On Friday I forged a cheque.
SIR ROD. Whose cheque?
ROB. Old AdamÂ’s.
SIR ROD. But Old Adam hasnÂ’t a banker.
ROB. I didn’t say I forged his banker – I said I forged his cheque. On Saturday I disinherited my only son.
SIR ROD. But you havenÂ’t got a son.
ROB. No – not yet. I disinherited him in advance, to save time. You see – by this arrangement – he’ll be born ready disinherited.
SIR ROD. I see. But I donÂ’t think you can do that.
ROB. My good sir, if I canÂ’t disinherit my own unborn son, whose unborn son
can I disinherit?
SIR ROD. Humph! These arguments sound very well, but I canÂ’t help thinking
that, if they were reduced to syllogistic form, they wouldn’t hold water. Now quite understand us. We are foggy, but we don’t permit our fogginess to be presumed upon. Unless you undertake to – well, suppose we say, carry off a lady? (addressing Ghosts.) Those who are in favour of his carrying off a lady? (All hold up their hands except a Bishop.) Those of the contrary opinion? (Bishop holds up his hands.) Oh, you’re never satisfied! Yes, unless you undertake to carry off a lady at once – I don’t care what lady – any lady – choose your lady – you perish in inconceivable agonies.
ROB. Carry off a lady? Certainly not, on any account. IÂ’ve the greatest respect
for ladies, and I wouldnÂ’t do anything of the kind for worlds! No, no. IÂ’m not that kind of baronet, I assure you! If thatÂ’s all youÂ’ve got to say, youÂ’d better go back to your frames.
SIR ROD. Very good – then let the agonies commence.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2011 08:19 PM (kaalw)
Then again, she thinks JEF is a moderate centrist
Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2011 08:19 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2011 08:20 PM (bWCl7)
Posted by: MrCaniac at March 11, 2011 12:18 AM (oREHE)
No. That was something completely unrelated and unjustified. Never understood it. Bad timing, but everyone pretty much knew that.
Posted by: Papa Editor at March 10, 2011 08:20 PM (YX6i/)
UK Army Dog May Have Died From Broken Heart
....Lance Cpl. Liam Tasker, a dog handler with the Royal Army Veterinary Corps, was killed in a firefight with insurgents in Helmand Province on March 1 as he searched for explosives with Theo, a bomb-sniffing springer spaniel mix. The dog suffered a fatal seizure hours later at a British army base, likely brought about by stress.
Military officials won't go so far as to say Theo died of a broken heart -- but that may not be far from the truth.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 08:20 PM (WmEOm)
The tech (in the dentists office we would call them dental techs, but I don't know what they call them in the optometrist's office) told me I had the same birth DAY as her hubby and the same birth YEAR as her mom.
I told her thanks for not making me feel old.
sigh...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 10, 2011 08:20 PM (f4gk9)
Arianna is trying to fool current subscribers and advertisers by saying that under her stewardship, AOL won't be all "left wing"
Just don't mess with my email, I'm warnen you
Posted by: robtr at March 10, 2011 08:21 PM (MtwBb)
I thought Ace even after all of that just did a "soft ban" that was more like putting him in the penalty box for a while, then HWSNBN showed up one Saturday night on someone else's internet connection and got into it with Ace. I think Ace gave him every chance in the world, but HWSNBN wouldn't back off. Thus the banhammer of doom was swung.
It think it was in this aftermath that Ga*or received the banhammer.
Posted by: MrCaniac at March 11, 2011 12:18 AM (oREHE)
Yeah Ace, had said he was willing to give him a chance, but he just would not shut up and kept going off. I think he even gave out his address and pretty much said he'd shoot whoever showed up. And then whoever's house he was at came on later and apologized for his behaviour.
Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2011 08:21 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Papa Editor at March 10, 2011 08:22 PM (YX6i/)
No. That was something completely unrelated and unjustified. Never understood it. Bad timing, but everyone pretty much knew that.
Posted by: Papa Editor at March 11, 2011 12:20 AM (YX6i/)
Gator came back a couple of times and then vanished again.
Posted by: robtr at March 10, 2011 08:23 PM (MtwBb)
Maybe honey badger could be more ideologically disconnected from this topic than I am. Or maybe not. Maybe someone could care less about this than I.
Posted by: NC Ref at March 10, 2011 08:23 PM (/izg2)
Dog is God spelled backwards, just saying.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 10, 2011 08:23 PM (Jx0x6)
Evening, all.
Am I laughably late, or did we all know that NPR hack Betsy Liley has been placed on administrative leave?
Posted by: arhooley at March 10, 2011 08:23 PM (8iPJz)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 10, 2011 08:25 PM (f4gk9)
Posted by: Papa Editor at March 11, 2011 12:22 AM (YX6i/)
heh, I though about you the other day. An old girlfriend contacted my daughter on her facebook and asked her how she could get in touch with me. My daughter gave her my email and she broke out laughing.
Posted by: robtr at March 10, 2011 08:25 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 10, 2011 08:25 PM (f4gk9)
Yup. It was a Charlie Sheen meltdown without the winning.
Is gator really banned? I miss him.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 08:25 PM (YxBuk)
So there’s another wrinkle that I’m not sure has been brought up yet. My husband said that as of a couple of years ago Homeland Security legislation requires all charities to certify – each year – that they have not accepted funds from groups that promote violence/hatred or from groups that might have terrorist ties. (I’m not getting it verbatim, but it’s been a long day so I’ll have to dig further tomorrow.) Before he signed said form at his last organization he did a two-month audit — that’s how seriously it is taken. Pleading ignorance is not sufficient. You have to show due diligence.
Now if they didn't take the gift, that's ok (legally, but not ethically), I guess. But it seems like they were willing to take it - if O'Keefe had come up with proof that they were a real 501(c)(3) charity. So a nice, thorough audit is in order.
Posted by: Y-not popping in late at March 10, 2011 08:26 PM (pW2o8)
They are always turning the other cheek to teh ketteh...
Posted by: beanervt at March 10, 2011 08:26 PM (s6Elt)
Posted by: Y-not popping in late at March 11, 2011 12:24 AM
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
Posted by: AllahFrumdit at March 10, 2011 08:26 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: NC Ref at March 10, 2011 08:26 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: arhooley at March 11, 2011 12:23 AM (8iPJz)
I'm going to miss "all things considered."
Bzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzz.
(That was honestly one of the funniest Family Guy bits ever.)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 10, 2011 08:26 PM (Jx0x6)
Posted by: arhooley at March 10, 2011 08:28 PM (8iPJz)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 08:28 PM (azrS2)
Posted by: gesc at March 10, 2011 08:28 PM (qxPdZ)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2011 08:29 PM (bWCl7)
I think it was in the sidebar. The lie was that Mr. Schiller is a Republican.
Apparently there's also a strategic (unintelligible) in their transcipt to hide the fact that he said he mostly votes Democrat, which was very clear and not at all unintelligible.
Why small lies, that's what I want to know?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2011 08:29 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: AllahFrumdit at March 11, 2011 12:26 AM (vdfwz)
Well we can't call him AllahBroder anymore.
Posted by: Uh, is that too soon? at March 10, 2011 08:29 PM (Jx0x6)
No. That was something completely
unrelated and unjustified. Never understood it. Bad timing, but
everyone pretty much knew that.
I'm trying to remember if it was the ONT when we were told mystery passed. Pretty bad timing for Ga*or, but I think it happened a couple of weeks after Ace dropped the mega hammer, so a lot of the cobloggers might have been a little less tolerant of a typical Ga*or post.
Posted by: MrCaniac at March 10, 2011 08:29 PM (oREHE)
Let them use THIS bit of Bert and Ernie
Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2011 08:29 PM (vdfwz)
Just means Texas is preparing to break away and form their own Republic.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 08:29 PM (WmEOm)
Yup. It was a Charlie Sheen meltdown without the winning.
Is gator really banned? I miss him.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 11, 2011 12:25 AM (YxBuk)
Nah I don't think gator is banned. He either pissed off Maet or Ghenghis and they told him to get lost and not come back or something like that. I wasn't on the night that happened.
Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2011 08:30 PM (oVQFe)
Patterico basically got the Ombudsman for NPR to issue a "clarification" but last I checked (which was a couple hours ago) she was still stubborn about issuing an actual correction about that.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 08:30 PM (YxBuk)
Where are you seeing this?
Posted by: Ex Consort of Hades at March 10, 2011 08:30 PM (UO6+e)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2011 08:30 PM (bWCl7)
Yeah, that was Patterico who got him (her?) to lie.
I love Patterico when he takes the time to contribute to his own blog, which is not as often as I'd like, unfortunately.
Why small lies, that's what I want to know?
Yup. Audit. Audit. Audit.
Posted by: Y-not popping in late at March 10, 2011 08:31 PM (pW2o8)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 11, 2011 12:29 AM (bWCl7)
Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing.
Posted by: Vince Lombardi at March 10, 2011 08:31 PM (/izg2)
Yeah, that was the last time I saw gator. And it *was* bad timing and he apologized for it.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 08:31 PM (YxBuk)
...NPR accepts money from the federal government. If Bush/Cheney/US soldiers were the REAL terrorists, as I have heard so often from people who listen to NPR, shouldn't they have been refusing federal money for years?
Posted by: Sophie Auguste Friederike von Anhalt-Zerbst at March 10, 2011 08:31 PM (nAOMZ)
Posted by: CAC at March 10, 2011 08:32 PM (Gr1V1)
Wha? I'm in Texas and haven't heard anything about vote reform.
Posted by: booger at March 10, 2011 08:32 PM (9RFH1)
Charlie shouldn't need guns, with all that tiger blood and Adonis DNA flowing through his veins.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 08:32 PM (WmEOm)
I thought he got banned because he was a Foreskins fan.
Sorry, had to pile on.
Posted by: Samuel Adams, a 40 year Cowboys fan. at March 10, 2011 08:32 PM (Jx0x6)
I miss DRJ. She only comments now. I really loved her posts, though. Aaron is doing a nice job of filling in, but I have a hard time slogging through his longer posts.
It's fun seeing you over there, Y-not.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 08:33 PM (YxBuk)
Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing.
Posted by: Vince Lombardi at March 11, 2011 12:31 AM (/izg2)
OK so yeah, that's a little over the top. School and grades first.
Posted by: NC Ref at March 10, 2011 08:33 PM (/izg2)
I see the flaw in your plan.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 08:34 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 10, 2011 08:35 PM (f4gk9)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 08:35 PM (azrS2)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 10, 2011 08:36 PM (f4gk9)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 08:36 PM (azrS2)
Jersey needs some big poking. I suggest mass drivers over the major cities.
Posted by: Berserker at March 10, 2011 08:36 PM (gWHrG)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2011 08:36 PM (bWCl7)
Is Patterico a gal? Or who is DRJ?
I have "DRL," dull-retarded look. Before you jump all over me for being insensitive, it is an official family designation bestowed upon my cousin, who was the first in our family to get contact lenses... which my dad said gave her a glassy look.
Wait! Is Ace a gal, too?! Is this the ambiguity?????
Posted by: Y-not popping in late at March 10, 2011 08:37 PM (pW2o8)
I thought he got banned because he was a Foreskins fan.
Sorry, had to pile on.
Posted by: Samuel Adams, a 40 year Cowboys fan. at March 11, 2011 12:32 AM (Jx0x6)
Longbows!
Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2011 08:38 PM (oVQFe)
(That was honestly one of the only funnyiest Family Guy bits ever.)
Posted by: The Fixer at March 10, 2011 08:38 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2011 08:38 PM (bWCl7)
Posted by: gesc at March 10, 2011 08:39 PM (qxPdZ)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 11, 2011 12:30 AM (YxBuk)
Yes, my Apprentice.
Also, the other lady Besty whatever who also corresponded with the Fake MoBo peeps, let slip some things that will get her prior employer audited. She put herself out of a career, not just a job.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2011 08:39 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: booger at March 10, 2011 08:40 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 08:40 PM (azrS2)
Posted by: youth nfl jerseys at March 10, 2011 08:40 PM (LvTot)
Same here. I thought they were focusing on those two reasserting sovereignty measures and balancing the budget (mainly the latter).
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 10, 2011 08:41 PM (UO6+e)
Last night? It was a super slow ONT because everyone was on the Wisconsin thread. I was talking up the Dark Side and Merovign lured me over because of the awesome bennies!
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 08:41 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 11, 2011 12:36 AM (f4gk9)
Cookies were involved.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2011 08:42 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2011 08:42 PM (bWCl7)
Oh hell. There goes the neighborhood.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 10, 2011 08:42 PM (f4gk9)
Because drinking 12oz in a short amount of time would kill most mortals.
Speaking of Guinness:
Scientists reveal that Guinness really does taste better in Ireland
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 08:42 PM (WmEOm)
Posted by: Berserker at March 11, 2011 12:41 AM (gWHrG)
Location, location, location!
Posted by: Irish Realty, Ltd. at March 10, 2011 08:43 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2011 08:43 PM (bWCl7)
Posted by: Gushka at March 10, 2011 08:43 PM (93zw2)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 08:44 PM (azrS2)
Posted by: Sophie Auguste Friederike von Anhalt-Zerbst at March 10, 2011 08:44 PM (nAOMZ)
In that profession, getting shitcanned loses a lot of fair weather friends, but if they thought he was a rethuglikkkan, dinner party invites and job offers would vaporize
Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2011 08:44 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 11, 2011 12:41 AM (YxBuk)
Which reminds me I have to have HR contact you about the new Dental and Health plans before open election.
Though, there's only one choice and it is AWESOME! Bacta works wonders.
Also, free massage therapy in conference room A tomorrow, sign up sheet at the front desk.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2011 08:44 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2011 08:44 PM (bWCl7)
You have to ask? Jesus, Guinness is Irish. Need I say more. The Irish never needed to count properly because they are always drunk or fighting.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 10, 2011 08:45 PM (Jx0x6)
Yeah, poor Purdue. I cringed when I read that part of the transcript.
In all honesty, I would be surprised if what she said jibed with Purdue's policies either. They had a very well run operation there, at least until mid-2009 and had a change in Vice Presidents. After that, I can't say, but the old group was fine. And it really is clear Liley didn't know wtf she was talking about. (NPR still may have been doing things wrong, but they're certainly right that what Liley described as an "anonymous gift" acceptance/handling procedure is not what is done.)
So I think Purdue will get audited, but I think they'll survive it.
Posted by: Y-not popping in late at March 10, 2011 08:45 PM (pW2o8)
Posted by: Gushka at March 11, 2011 12:43 AM (93zw2)
After a hard day with the stallions, there's nothin' left but to saw some zzz's?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2011 08:45 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: booger at March 11, 2011 12:32 AM
Oops, guess not. Rachel Maddow is foaming at the mouth about legislation, but I guess it's merely proposed.
Posted by: arhooley at March 10, 2011 08:45 PM (8iPJz)
Posted by: buzzion at March 11, 2011 12:38 AM (oVQFe)
Still don't know why The Ewok got so bent about that.
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 11, 2011 12:40 AM (azrS2)
Because as an ewok he's so short he can't hold the center of the longbow without it dragging along the ground?
Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2011 08:46 PM (oVQFe)
*makes note in calendar*
When's the seminar on dispatching rebels?
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 08:46 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: Bob Dole at March 10, 2011 08:46 PM (/izg2)
ok, how boring does sex have to be for BOTH of you to fall asleep during?
Damn, what were you having, a threesome with Prince Ambien?
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 10, 2011 08:46 PM (Jx0x6)
Hopefully it has improved since Darth Maul's demise:
Darth Maul's Teeth
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 08:46 PM (WmEOm)
Posted by: CAC at March 10, 2011 08:46 PM (Gr1V1)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2011 08:46 PM (bWCl7)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 08:47 PM (azrS2)
Posted by: Berserker at March 10, 2011 08:47 PM (gWHrG)
Posted by: Gushka at March 11, 2011 12:43 AM (93zw2)
Wow, you are some kinda fun gal! (that's a joke btw. please don't hurt me
Rum, you will have to go pay your respects to the Emperor. We are all Sith.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 10, 2011 08:47 PM (f4gk9)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 11, 2011 12:44 AM (azrS2)
One word: awesome. You think laser dentistry was cool. Bacta tanks just fix everything right up, with a little robotic help.
Forget that Maul guy, that shit was "cosmetic," dude wanted it that way. Freak.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2011 08:48 PM (bxiXv)
"The group used 103 non-expert testers from different countries"
At least their a hell of lot more honest then the warm-mongers...I'd believe them.
Posted by: beanervt at March 10, 2011 08:49 PM (s6Elt)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 08:49 PM (azrS2)
Posted by: arhooley at March 11, 2011 12:45 AM
Oh, that's why ... I thought her girlfriend had a yeast infection
Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2011 08:49 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Berserker at March 11, 2011 12:41 AM (gWHrG)
It's served with nitrogen instead of CO2, through a faucet with tiny holes, and ends up unlike anything you'd get from a standard pour -- and, BTW, there really are sheets of microbubbles moving down the side of the glass.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2011 08:49 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 08:50 PM (azrS2)
Posted by: Berserker at March 11, 2011 12:47 AM (gWHrG)
Wait I thought all American beer was supposed to be crap and the world laughed at our drinking of it.
Or do they actually have the czech budweiser over there?
Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2011 08:51 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Derak at March 10, 2011 08:51 PM (CjpKH)
When's the seminar on dispatching rebels?
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 11, 2011 12:46 AM (YxBuk)
It's mostly learn-as-you do, but ask the front desk about the holo-training library for tactics and leadership training, they moved everything and I won't be back in the office until Monday.
Mostly just remember to try to get a conversion every now and then before you cut more than one limb off. It plays well with the mushy middle.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2011 08:51 PM (bxiXv)
Thats too funny, but almost true. I had a blast there, and its funny how there is the town rivalry that goes on. I was in a small pub over there in cashel, and an older dude asked what town I was staying in, which I told him was clonmel. the dude says "well we don't like them over there, if they come in here and start trouble we take them outside". They do know how to have a fucking good time though. I came back to my hotel at night, and there was a wedding going on. there were people in the parking lot leaning on cars, laying in the grass, sitting on the front steps, bottles and glasses laying around, and everybody smoked. I would go back in a heartbeat. Very fun people, and very freindly.
Posted by: Berserker at March 10, 2011 08:54 PM (gWHrG)
Actually I'm nearly half Irish so there's that. Lost some fights, won some fights, and drank more beer than should be allowed.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 10, 2011 08:55 PM (Jx0x6)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 11, 2011 12:55 AM (Jx0x6)
I'm half Irish but have managed to avoid fighting most of the time. Still ready to throw down when it counts though.
Posted by: NC Ref at March 10, 2011 08:57 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: curious at March 11, 2011 12:45 AM (k1rwm)
Yeah. It's so meta. I'm actually weirded out by it - like we're in the Twilight Zone.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 10, 2011 08:57 PM (afWhQ)
*modified from something my mom said to her prospective in-laws when they first met (nah, it didn't help the relationship)
Posted by: Y-not popping in late at March 10, 2011 08:57 PM (pW2o8)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 10, 2011 08:57 PM (f4gk9)
Posted by: Gushka at March 11, 2011 12:43 AM (93zw2)
After a hard day with the stallions, there's nothin' left but to saw some zzz's?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2011 12:45 AM (kaalw)
horse work is hard dirty work! but i only have one full boy now i had to sell the rest. Divorce is fun! now i help others.
for the purient, we collapsed on the sofa with burritos, hornsbys and a movie and the next thing i knew the bottles were empty and the movie was over, and he was crawling for the bed. Are we a boring old couple or what?
Posted by: Gushka at March 10, 2011 08:58 PM (93zw2)
Posted by: Y-not popping in late at March 10, 2011 08:59 PM (pW2o8)
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 10, 2011 09:00 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: GT at March 10, 2011 09:00 PM (Vyrg6)
Ya I use to be "eco-friendly" just because I was a cheap fuck now I'm so sick of hearing the constant whine about from the tards I try to abuse as much as possible..'specially zooming by retard greeny weenie cars..
Posted by: beanervt at March 10, 2011 09:00 PM (s6Elt)
Posted by: Gushka at March 11, 2011 12:58 AM (93zw2)
Sounds like heaven Gushka. Enjoy it.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 10, 2011 09:00 PM (f4gk9)
""Wait I thought all American beer was supposed to be crap and the world laughed at our drinking of it.
Or do they actually have the czech budweiser over there?""
I kid you not. I went into the bar at my hotel, and I saw no less than 6 bud bottles on the tables, and the waitress was walking past me with a tray of a few bottles of bud. They also had bud on tap. I asked the bartender, I said bud?? Are you kidding me? He says oh its very popular. I said for what, washing your windows?
I was in another town and they had bud, coors, and miller draft on tap, along side the Guinness, and another fav over there which I "think" was spelled smithwicks.
No clue where the bud was made that they had, but it had more of a kick.
Posted by: Berserker at March 10, 2011 09:00 PM (gWHrG)
Posted by: arhooley at March 10, 2011 09:01 PM (8iPJz)
Posted by: Gushka at March 11, 2011 12:58 AM (93zw2)
What kind of burritos did you order?
Posted by: Boring old dude at March 10, 2011 09:01 PM (/izg2)
It's just that our ideas have better consequences that stangnation, oligarchy, the destruction of capital because it's seen as a threat, and the stripping of the best and the brightest from their families and forbidding them to live as human beings.
We ask less and offer more.
Why people keep putting on the beige robes simply puzzles me.
Just get out of the way of growth, that's all we ask.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2011 09:01 PM (bxiXv)
My worst ass-kicking came when I went up against 6 dudes in a bar parking lot. They were fucking with some drunk guy and for some stupid reason I came to his defense. I did get the best of two of them, but there were more than two. In the immortal words of Ron White, "I didn't know how many it was going to take to kick my ass, I just knew how many they were going to use."
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 10, 2011 09:02 PM (Jx0x6)
Posted by: beanervt at March 11, 2011 01:00 AM (s6Elt)
I love to pass Priuses in my Mustang, full throttle, letting all of those 412 ponies run. Someone has to make up for all the trees they are killing off by not spewing CO2 into the air. Save the rainforests! It's for the chiiiiiiiildreeeeennnnnn!!!!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 10, 2011 09:02 PM (f4gk9)
Posted by: GT at March 10, 2011 09:03 PM (Vyrg6)
Was my experience also. Best time I ever had.
Posted by: Berserker at March 10, 2011 09:03 PM (gWHrG)
Just get out of the way of growth, that's all we ask.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 11, 2011 01:01 AM (bxiXv)
Indeed.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 10, 2011 09:04 PM (f4gk9)
Posted by: Gushka at March 11, 2011 12:58 AM (93zw2)
What kind of burritos did you order?
Posted by: Boring old dude at March 11, 2011 01:01 AM (/izg2)
theres a mexicatessen in my heavily hispanic neighborhood i go to. know the owner and the cook. they make the best carne asada combo burrito and the chile verde burrito is my idea of heaven...
Posted by: Gushka at March 10, 2011 09:05 PM (93zw2)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 11, 2011 01:02 AM (Jx0x6)
And when you stepped up the drunk ran off, amiright?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 10, 2011 09:05 PM (f4gk9)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2011 09:06 PM (bWCl7)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 09:06 PM (azrS2)
Pulling up along side them on a Harley and bouncing the pulse from the drag pipes off their doors is fun too
Posted by: Berserker at March 10, 2011 09:06 PM (gWHrG)
You may also want to try just slowly getting in front of them then drop her down a couple gears and do a smoke show.... they really appreciate that, your not only burning too much gas but your putting smokey stuff in THEIR atmosphere...
Posted by: beanervt at March 10, 2011 09:07 PM (s6Elt)
In Scotland I had one cab drive return part of my tip as it was too generous. Later that trip, I was in a bar and ordered an expensive Scotch and the bartender told me he had ten better at half the price, which would I like to try?
Posted by: GT at March 10, 2011 09:07 PM (Vyrg6)
Gushka, what is the name of this fine establishment????
Posted by: MissTammy at March 10, 2011 09:07 PM (BebB7)
And when you stepped up the drunk ran off, amiright?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 11, 2011 01:05 AM (f4gk9)
Holy shit how did you know. Were you in Springfield Mo, around 7 years ago? Yeah, that little fucker didn't lift a hand or fist to help me, I was on my own.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 10, 2011 09:07 PM (Jx0x6)
Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2011 09:08 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 11, 2011 01:06 AM (WmEOm)
I didn't do it this time!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2011 09:08 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Berserker at March 11, 2011 01:06 AM (gWHrG)
Yeah, but to do that right you have to pass them sloooowly...so they feel every pulse out of that big V twin.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 10, 2011 09:08 PM (f4gk9)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 09:09 PM (azrS2)
Yeah I haven't done Scotland yet, but that is on the list. Everybody I know that went raved about it.
Posted by: Berserker at March 10, 2011 09:10 PM (gWHrG)
There are a couple of taco trucks that serve the local construction laborers that are just awesome. We follow those trucks all over the place.
Posted by: NC Ref at March 10, 2011 09:10 PM (/izg2)
I know. It's all those damn decadent Japanese chicks that are showing way too much cleavage. And blue and purple hair.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 09:11 PM (WmEOm)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 09:11 PM (azrS2)
Posted by: Methos at March 10, 2011 09:11 PM (uqJo6)
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 10, 2011 09:11 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 11, 2011 01:06 AM (bWCl7)
FIFY
Posted by: NC Ref at March 10, 2011 09:12 PM (/izg2)
Their confidence, I admit, scares me a tad. I wish they'd get distracted by some other evil anti-union state. Who'll step up?
Posted by: arhooley at March 10, 2011 09:12 PM (8iPJz)
Oh absolutely, and go 1 gear up too. You get that nice low RPM *blap blap blap* echoing off their sheetmetal. lol
Posted by: Berserker at March 10, 2011 09:12 PM (gWHrG)
Holy shit how did you know. Were
you in Springfield Mo, around 7 years ago? Yeah, that little fucker
didn't lift a hand or fist to help me, I was on my own.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 11, 2011 01:07 AM (Jx0x6)
No, but I ran into his twin fucking brother in Daytona one night. After that little ordeal I was ready to kick his ass myself, except I had to get to the emergency room to get all of the blood replaced that had leaked out.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 10, 2011 09:12 PM (f4gk9)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 09:12 PM (azrS2)
Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2011 09:13 PM (oVQFe)
Idaho.
I hope Ohio and Indiana step up soon.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 09:14 PM (WmEOm)
Dude...that's some serious breakage!!!
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at March 10, 2011 09:14 PM (/izg2)
Yep, that means I was the shit.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 10, 2011 09:15 PM (f4gk9)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 09:15 PM (azrS2)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2011 09:15 PM (bWCl7)
I'm a little surprised there's been no focus on Indiana and Ohio. Aren't they fighting the same fight? And I thought Kasich got the bill through before Walker?
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 09:15 PM (YxBuk)
Thank you.
When my anti-decadence research is complete, the world will never have to endure earthquakes or other strife again. I might be able to stop islands from capsizing too - the potential applications of my research are limitless!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 09:16 PM (WmEOm)
I was thinking jersey, but I think the libs are afraid of the big man running it.
Posted by: Berserker at March 10, 2011 09:16 PM (gWHrG)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 10, 2011 09:16 PM (f4gk9)
Why?
These people are so full of shit about absolutely everything that it's shooting out of their ears in 500 psi diarrhetic streams.
They're not recalling anybody. They'll eat their shit and like it.
Fuck them.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead Sheens at March 10, 2011 09:17 PM (FYCiJ)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 11, 2011 01:15 AM (bWCl7)
Pics or it didn't happen!!!
Posted by: NC Ref not passing up a fastball down the middle at March 10, 2011 09:17 PM (/izg2)
Do I have to do this ambiguous thing or what?
Posted by: Y-not popping in late at March 11, 2011 12:24 AM (pW2o8
I am not sure. The instructions were somewhat ambiguous.
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 10, 2011 09:17 PM (KTAPm)
Go. Of course you just get crushed on the exchange rate, but it is worth it. Just don't expect to see much sun; I was there for a month and it was sunny one day. Edinburgh is a beautiful city too.
Posted by: GT at March 10, 2011 09:17 PM (Vyrg6)
Oops sorry, my bad. i just freed the twins.''
Impressive. We could have used that in 1945. lol
Posted by: Berserker at March 10, 2011 09:18 PM (gWHrG)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 11, 2011 01:11 AM (WmEOm)
Yeah, well...
... wait, what? WHERE?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2011 09:18 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 09:18 PM (azrS2)
February, near the Lamplighter Inn on Glenstone, by any chance? Cuz yes,I was, for Mama's eye surgery, and we ended up in this dive hotel next to a bar where people were fighting all night long.
Posted by: MissTammy at March 10, 2011 09:19 PM (BebB7)
Posted by: Dell at March 10, 2011 09:19 PM (5da/L)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2011 09:20 PM (bWCl7)
I have a cucumber that tastes just like chocolate baby!
Posted by: Tremonde Dawson at March 10, 2011 09:20 PM (Jx0x6)
Don't ask for that. The results might be cataclysmic.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 11, 2011 01:20 AM (WmEOm)
I think that's a risk that most of us is willing to take.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 10, 2011 09:21 PM (f4gk9)
LOL I think my new DL/vacation fund should cover it no problem. Budgets suck.
Posted by: NC Ref not passing up a fastball down the middle at March 10, 2011 09:21 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2011 09:22 PM (bWCl7)
Oops sorry, my bad. i just freed the twins.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 11, 2011 01:15 AM (bWCl7)
Do it again! Do it again!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2011 09:22 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Methos at March 10, 2011 09:22 PM (uqJo6)
Maybe I've missed it, but has any major league team yet said they have no chance of making the playoffs this season?
Of course the unions are going to act confident. It is not predictive, however.
Posted by: GT at March 10, 2011 09:22 PM (Vyrg6)
Pretty close, but this would have been around August of 2004.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 10, 2011 09:23 PM (Jx0x6)
When are they announcing that? I need to upgrade my phone.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 09:23 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 11, 2011 01:20 AM (bWCl7)
Be careful, with the right payment plan you could pay for a house asking that around here.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2011 09:23 PM (bxiXv)
When did this quake hit? Cuz a couple of hours ago the girls were released here, too...
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 09:24 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 09:24 PM (azrS2)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 11, 2011 01:23 AM (YxBuk)
Get one with a camera for SithVideoChat.
And you can probably expense it, though you don't get a company card for 3 months or 6 missions, whichever comes first.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2011 09:25 PM (bxiXv)
When are they announcing that? I need to upgrade my phone.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 11, 2011 01:23 AM (YxBuk)
Bet its gonna be a while, since they just announced the new iPad and that comes out in the next few hours I think.
Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2011 09:26 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 09:27 PM (azrS2)
Posted by: arhooley at March 10, 2011 09:27 PM (8iPJz)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2011 09:27 PM (bWCl7)
Posted by: Methos at March 11, 2011 01:22 AM (uqJo6)
I recommend you check it out, it's important stuff.
Posted by: Neal DeGrasse Tyson at March 10, 2011 09:28 PM (/izg2)
iPhones are always released in June...so I'm waiting for them to announce it already. Next month?
Yeah, the new iPad goes on sale tomorrow. Or probably at 12:01 am tonight. I'm happy with my iPad. I see no reason to get the new one.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 09:28 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2011 09:28 PM (bWCl7)
Florida Republicans join march to target unions
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 09:28 PM (WmEOm)
Shouldn't that be included in the apprentice employment package?? If not maybe Rum should seek some soon to be unemployed benefit negotiator to work up a better deal..
Posted by: beanervt at March 10, 2011 09:29 PM (s6Elt)
I have a camera but no facetime. That's on the iPhone 4. The 5 will have it as well...but they need to release it already so I can upgrade!
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 09:29 PM (YxBuk)
For those of you who haven't encountered the company, they sell cheap industrial equipment that you'll use maybe four times in your life......and it'll break on #3. Stuff like a "left-handed Vega spark-plug replacement jig".
Thing is, I'm the kind of guy with a 200-page "to-do" list, and an unwillingness to commit much time before I've sussed out the project. So I'd be going, "yeah, right here, page 133 -- 'change spark plugs on Vega so that I can get it off my lawn, but only if I can still have a beer'. Wow, what a great find!"
* Note: No actual Chevy Vegas were involved with this project or owned by the poster.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2011 09:31 PM (kaalw)
http://www.guildfordarms.com/
I loved this place and it was across from my hotel. It is right off Princes Street, not far from Edinburgh Castle.
http://www.thewitchery.com
Is a great restaurant, also in the same area, on the Royal Mile.
I'm jealous.
Posted by: GT at March 10, 2011 09:31 PM (Vyrg6)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 11, 2011 01:29 AM (YxBuk)
Don't get in a tizzy. When you get far enough in your training you can just Force-choke the shit out of them until they give up the goods.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 10, 2011 09:32 PM (f4gk9)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 11, 2011 01:28 AM
I'm relevant! (puff puff) Wait! Wanna get my opinion?
Posted by: Charlie Crist at March 10, 2011 09:32 PM (8iPJz)
My God...that's horrific. I take back all my lame jokes - there is going to be major damage there.
8.8 is a hell of lot more powerful than 7.2, being that the Richter scale is a log-scale.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 09:33 PM (WmEOm)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2011 09:33 PM (bWCl7)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2011 01:31 AM (kaalw)
Riiiiiight.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 10, 2011 09:33 PM (f4gk9)
Vive la Kim Kardassion
And now for our next tune on KRAP its the new hit single out by that bluegrass band Harry & the Nostrils called "Git that Booger.
Posted by: NuckingFutz at March 10, 2011 09:34 PM (cb+8z)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2011 09:34 PM (bWCl7)
Posted by: Charlie Crist at March 11, 2011 01:32 AM (8iPJz)
Satan shall strike you down!!! And pass that shit now bitch.
Posted by: Satan's minions at March 10, 2011 09:35 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 11, 2011 01:29 AM (YxBuk)
We'll have to get you a droid assistant, they have holocams. The new ones are in color.
Hey, those movies were a long time ago.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2011 09:35 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2011 09:36 PM (bWCl7)
I'm not that smart, but isn't that something like 1.6 thousand times more powerful?
Oh by the way, you said log, heh-heh.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 10, 2011 09:36 PM (Jx0x6)
Dude...that's some serious breakage!!!
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at March 11, 2011 01:14 AM
USGS says 8.8 - that's gonna knock down a lot of shit in northern Japan, even if it is offshore a ways, depending on the direction of the shock wave.
Shallow too
Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2011 09:37 PM (vdfwz)
I would like to request R2D2.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 09:37 PM (YxBuk)
The area reported a population of 103 million in 05.. heavy industrial area too. It will be costly.
Posted by: beanervt at March 10, 2011 09:37 PM (s6Elt)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2011 09:38 PM (bWCl7)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 09:39 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 11, 2011 01:37 AM (YxBuk)
That's hot.
Posted by: NC Ref at March 10, 2011 09:39 PM (/izg2)
I worry about earthquake damage to their nuke plants, although I'm sure they build them with heavy-duty safeguards and keep them away from the active fault lines.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 09:39 PM (WmEOm)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 10, 2011 09:40 PM (azrS2)
Yep. The Balmoral is right across the street.
Posted by: GT at March 10, 2011 09:40 PM (Vyrg6)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2011 09:40 PM (bWCl7)
Anyway, that's it for me roonz and roonettez, I'm out of here. Later!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 10, 2011 09:40 PM (f4gk9)
GOJIRA..... GOJIRA.... GOJIRA!!!!
Posted by: Guy Fearlessly Forging Ahead With Lame Jokes at March 10, 2011 09:41 PM (FYCiJ)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 11, 2011 01:37 AM (YxBuk)
Girl, _everybody_ wants D2. He's a rebel anyway.
Now, we can get you an R2 unit and paint it blue. I think it would look good in black and red, personally.
I think R2M9 was poking around in records, I'll see if I can get him reassigned. He is mission-rated.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2011 09:41 PM (bxiXv)
My English teacher once said that "Nature is kind". What a fucking joke - Gaia has been actively plotting to kill us ever since the beginning.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 09:41 PM (WmEOm)
Yo, thugs, fold up your tent, get on the Casey Junior Railroad, and do your donkey pyramid in some attention-starved state. Wisconsin has had its turn.
Posted by: arhooley at March 10, 2011 09:41 PM (8iPJz)
Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 11, 2011 01:40 AM (azrS2)
Seriously, how does that work? I thought that with every additional number ie. (7-
it made it 1000 times the power. I'm from Kansas, and I know my Fujita scale really well, I'm just not up on the earthquake scale.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 10, 2011 09:43 PM (Jx0x6)
Most of them are out of that area but on the coasts.. I'm sure they over protect know their feelings on Nukes..
Posted by: beanervt at March 10, 2011 09:43 PM (s6Elt)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 11, 2011 01:42 AM (YxBuk)
Don't go all honey badger on us!
Posted by: NC Ref at March 10, 2011 09:44 PM (/izg2)
On the old scale, a magnitude increase of "1" meant a 10-fold increase in power.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 09:44 PM (WmEOm)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 11, 2011 01:41 AM (WmEOm)
Just remember my mantra:
The universe is alive, it is aware, it knows you, it hates you, and it wants you to be unhappy.
You goal is to fight against that universal principle and not get killed out of the gate, which is what the universe wants.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2011 09:44 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: arhooley at March 10, 2011 09:45 PM (8iPJz)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 11, 2011 01:43 AM (YxBuk)
Well, I guess you've got an elective mission in mind already.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2011 09:45 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 09:47 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 11, 2011 01:47 AM (YxBuk)
Just go to your basement, you'll be fine.
Posted by: Samuel Adams, dumbass from Kansas. at March 10, 2011 09:50 PM (Jx0x6)
Posted by: arhooley at March 10, 2011 09:52 PM (8iPJz)
Posted by: Red Two at March 10, 2011 09:52 PM (FYCiJ)
Thanks to all who answered my question about Bläzer. I missed that flame out. As far as the "longbows" go, that was some of the funniest shit I read in a long time.
I mean, it was risky, cuz even though it was ridiculous, ace was in a raging beserker ban mode.
So I just kept my hands off the keyboard and watched Wickedpinto do his thing.
Gushka, I've never seen you around these here parts before, but you sure do live the Ace 'O Spades lifestyle like few others.
Whenever I think of Horse Semen, I'll think of you.
Errrr... I mean, whenever I see your name in the comments I'll remember your crazy ass Stallion Semen Stories. That sentence above? Forget about it. That was a typo.
Posted by: ed at March 10, 2011 09:53 PM (Y2WVW)
Posted by: SuzyTheBlowUpDoll at March 11, 2011 01:49 AM
You fool, the planet is tearing itself apart! If you don't help me we'll both die!
Posted by: James T Kirk at March 10, 2011 09:55 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 11, 2011 01:54 AM (YxBuk)
I'd tell you, but I'm laughing too fucking hard.
Posted by: Samuel Adams, dumbass from Kansas. at March 10, 2011 09:55 PM (Jx0x6)
Personlly, I don't think this tsunami will hurt Japan at all.
From what I understand, they were devestated by earthquakes and tsunamis so badly on such a regular basis that when concrete and rebar technology advanced to the point of being able to resist these natural disasters, they went all in on it.
So I don't think there will be the horriffic loss of life in Japan like there was in Indonesia in 2004.
God willing.
Posted by: ed at March 10, 2011 09:56 PM (Y2WVW)
Posted by: Guy Who Lives About Thirty Feet Above Sea Level at March 10, 2011 09:57 PM (FYCiJ)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 11, 2011 01:47 AM (YxBuk)
Could you help me catch up on exactly what I'm supposed to do when the phone rings at 3am please?
Posted by: Barry the President at March 10, 2011 09:57 PM (/izg2)
Oh, I know, it's where geeks and nerds live. Duh.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 09:58 PM (YxBuk)
I don't either, But in my humble opinion, if Godzilla and Mothra go at it again, it's lights out for Japan.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 10, 2011 09:59 PM (Jx0x6)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2011 10:01 PM (bWCl7)
Posted by: Admiral James T. Kirk at March 10, 2011 10:02 PM (FYCiJ)
KKKKHHHHUUUUNNNNNTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk, Admiral at March 10, 2011 10:04 PM (Jx0x6)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 11, 2011 01:58 AM (YxBuk)
I don't like living close to the ground, not since That One Time.
The higher the better.
It's like the opposite of acrophobia.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2011 10:06 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 10:10 PM (YxBuk)
It's like they all moved out here and the common sense got baked out of their heads by the blazing hot sun.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 10, 2011 10:12 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 11, 2011 02:12 AM (afWhQ)
I think a lot of them are built on rock.
Kind of hard digging.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2011 10:20 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 10, 2011 10:20 PM (afWhQ)
I think a lot of them are built on rock.
Kind of hard digging.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 11, 2011 02:20 AM (bxiXv)
Nah. It's actually not that bad. Depends on the area, but here we have plenty of zones where basements wouldn't be too hard to dig. Took some real estate courses a little while back and they went over the soil compositions... from what I remember, there wasn't that much hard rock.
The main "problem" type is calichi. Or however that's spelled. But that's a different issue from basements.
(Forgot all the specific info the minute I decided not to take the test... just like regular school!)
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 10, 2011 10:24 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: beanervt at March 10, 2011 10:27 PM (Sjs3G)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 10:53 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 10, 2011 10:56 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: Slick Willy at March 10, 2011 11:01 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: beanervt at March 10, 2011 11:05 PM (Sjs3G)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 11, 2011 02:53 AM (YxBuk)
As you know I don't have cable or TV.
So I searched for "tsunami video."
Last time I ever do that.
And it ain't easy to traumatize a Dark Lord of the Sith, let me tell you.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2011 11:11 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 11:12 PM (YxBuk)
oh, no. A new feed of different cars in water.
This is really horrible.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 10, 2011 11:15 PM (afWhQ)
yes it is when you consider that water is moving houses like their boxes..scary...
Posted by: beanervt at March 10, 2011 11:19 PM (Sjs3G)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 11, 2011 03:12 AM (YxBuk)
Let's just say I may not be able to force-choke anyone for a few days.
But that's okay, zapping still works. And there's always the sabers.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2011 11:25 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 11:26 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2011 11:31 PM (oVQFe)
Yep. Always liked that. Less gore for the film, too.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 10, 2011 11:33 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 10, 2011 11:34 PM (afWhQ)
the only gore I'd like to see less/none of is that fat bastid alberto..I likes gore in films...
Posted by: beanervt at March 10, 2011 11:36 PM (Sjs3G)
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 10, 2011 11:37 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 11:38 PM (YxBuk)
10 billion people can be killed by falling concrete but if anyone is hit by 1 millirem of radiation from a power plant it is a "real" disaster.
Posted by: Vic at March 10, 2011 11:42 PM (M9Ie6)
Well, I was going to snark about them, but... I do like the one with Olivia Wilde as the Evil Queen.
My problem with Shark Mouth Leibovitz is that she overprocesses everything. Also, in a lot of the shots, the subjects look stiff.
The concept is fine, though.
What's with using old farts for Peter Pan?
Don't get me started on a brunette Tinkerbell!!!
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 10, 2011 11:43 PM (afWhQ)
Yeah, I was just remarking on that offblog, lol. Julianne Moore is a little old to be Ariel, but I really like the picture anyway.
I just like the Disney theme. Don't care about much of her other stuff.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 11:46 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: beanervt at March 10, 2011 11:47 PM (Sjs3G)
and don't even get into the tritium in the cooling water,, though you could drink it by the pitcher it's good enough to rally the tards...
Posted by: beanervt at March 10, 2011 11:51 PM (Sjs3G)
I just like the Disney theme. Don't care about much of her other stuff.
I did like the underwater one. And the Snow White was nice looking.
Maybe it's the people in some of them that contribute to a feeling of plastic.
Really didn't understand Queen Latifah as Ursula. Her personality is all wrong for a villain. She looks too happy!
Maybe it works for the insanity present in Ursula, though.It's a mixed bag.
I rather agree with this article on them to some degree.
The worst has to be JLo and Mark Antony. Holy cow stinker. #2 would be Efron + Hudgens. She looks like she's going to hurl and he looks like he's never kissed a girl before.
They all do evoke a sense of Disney, though. The more recent ones work a little better.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 10, 2011 11:55 PM (afWhQ)
I just looked at some stuff on CNN showing a wave washing over an entire town. Good thing there was no evil nuke there.
I have a SIL in Iwakuni. I am thinking of calling but wifey says no. Hope her and Aussie are doing OK.
Posted by: Vic at March 10, 2011 11:57 PM (M9Ie6)
Yeah, that one's stupid. I don't like it either. Penelope Cruz is pretty, but she's an odd pair with Jeff Bridges (Belle and the Beast).
Jessica Biel as Pocahontas? They couldn't find someone more Indian looking? And Whoopi as the genie? Really?
I like the Efron and Hudgens one only for the artwork. I love her dress. But they could have chosen different models.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 11, 2011 12:01 AM (YxBuk)
I would think the phone lines will be bottle necked for quite a while..It's hard not knowing though. the ocean can be bitch when it starts flinging 13' tsunamis. Washing houses away like card board boxes is the epitome of raw power.
Posted by: beanervt at March 11, 2011 12:03 AM (Sjs3G)
Posted by: beanervt at March 11, 2011 12:05 AM (Sjs3G)
I agree! It's a strange pairing.
Jessica Biel as Pocahontas? They couldn't find someone more Indian looking? And Whoopi as the genie? Really?
Biel - same reason Cruz was picked for Belle? They seem to not have cast racially - see Alice, too. (The only one from that pic that made sense was the Mad Hatter)
I guess Whoopi as the genie since she's a comedian like Robin Williams? I could see her in the role.
I like the Efron and Hudgens one only for the artwork. I love her dress. But they could have chosen different models.
The pose is really awkward - why would she be laying across his lap?
The clothes in all the photos are great (aside from Blue Fairy/Fairy Godmother and the Aladdin ones).
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 11, 2011 12:08 AM (afWhQ)
I think the Cinderella one is the best one, followed by the mermaid one.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 11, 2011 12:14 AM (YxBuk)
Posted by: The War Between the Fapping States at March 11, 2011 12:22 AM (VW6xC)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 11, 2011 12:23 AM (YxBuk)
I think the Cinderella one is the best one, followed by the mermaid one.
As far as clothes go, my favorites are the Wicked Queen (the fur trim is a great detail), Peter Pan and Wendy (but not Tink), and Belle (I always wanted that dress).
Overall, the mermaid one is just pretty to look at for all the glittery scales.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 11, 2011 12:25 AM (afWhQ)
Plus, she's got the Lord of the Undead sitting behind her. Creeeepy.
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