June 10, 2011

Open Blog At Around 4 PM
— Ace

I'm going to try something interesting-- interacting with live people in something I've heard called "the real world."

Sounds kind of crazy, but I'll try anything once.

Once.

Posted by: Ace at 09:06 AM | Comments (167)
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1 Wear sunscreen

Posted by: weew at June 10, 2011 09:07 AM (l8YWh)

2 Um...have you noticed that most people around here are batshit, baying-at-the-moon crazy?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 10, 2011 09:08 AM (LH6ir)

3 I'm going to try something interesting-- interacting with live people in something I've heard called "the real world." Sounds kind of crazy, but I'll try anything once. Sounds kinda dangerous, Ace. You should do like the rest of the moron horde and shun all human contact. Oh, and get off my damn lawn.

Posted by: joncelli at June 10, 2011 09:09 AM (RD7QR)

4 Hobos beware . . .

Posted by: PalinFan at June 10, 2011 09:09 AM (r6nxj)

5 who are these "real people" you speak of?

Posted by: YRM at June 10, 2011 09:10 AM (UzBwz)

6 Its a trap!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 10, 2011 09:11 AM (BSWJE)

7 The "real world" is overrated.

Out there, I'm but a mere impish student with an allergy to the sun.

In here...I'm pretty much the same thing, only with a bit more soul and inane banter. 

btw, the Palin e-mail analysis has begun:

Alaska officials release emails sent, received by Palin during part of her governorship. Get updates at breakingnews.com

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 10, 2011 09:11 AM (9hSKh)

8 do i need to move my computer out of the steam now?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 10, 2011 09:11 AM (Cm66w)

9 Can't we just keep DMing on Twitter?

Posted by: MostlyRight at June 10, 2011 09:12 AM (ZG8Ti)

10 File this under shit you can't make up...

Another Dem (but you wouldn't know it by the article) in a precarious sex scandal.

The politician's name....Hancock.

No, really!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 10, 2011 09:12 AM (pLTLS)

11 soul = sour.

The thousands of pages of handed out to reporters date back to Sept. 2008, and are from her first 21 months as governor - AP

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 10, 2011 09:12 AM (9hSKh)

12

8 do i need to move my computer out of the steam now?

Yes, and could you zoom in a tad? Thanks.

Posted by: maddogg at June 10, 2011 09:12 AM (OlN4e)

13 Wear sunscreen I don't think that's necessary with all that fur and whatnot.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at June 10, 2011 09:12 AM (JKe0g)

14 The only real world is the one you construct for yourself. To move about freely with reckless abandon is to violate space in anothers real world.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 10, 2011 09:13 AM (NtTkA)

15

Whew! At first, I thought you said interact with the Reality-based world.

Posted by: Roy at June 10, 2011 09:14 AM (VndSC)

16 DJIA -151.94 at 11972.42.

Posted by: Wheeeeeee! at June 10, 2011 09:15 AM (RD7QR)

17 Will Weiner go limp at 4?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2011 09:15 AM (UlUS4)

18 Interacting with live people? I'm sorry to hear that your computer is broken. Good luck.

Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2011 09:15 AM (FcR7P)

19 I put this in the previous thread so excuse the double post:

Hey we need a Sarah Palin e-mail dump thread...I'm already laughing over some comments people are making.  The latimes plans to make them available here:

http://tinyurl.com/4y6n5f8

And they are asking:

Readers: What should we be looking for?

One comment from that thread:
Lynn Allison Starun
Look for communications around the time of April 10-18, 2008 mentioning a dog or anything that could be code for a transfer of babies. Look for evidence of second baby (Trip) being born later than December thus changing the calculus of Bristol's "5 months pregnant". Look for communications from the RNC/Mitt Romney coordinating an ad campaign against election laws during the primary season in 2006-2007. Look for travel records January-April of entire family, especially around time of Iron Dog Race 2008.

Posted by: TheRedDianthus at June 10, 2011 09:16 AM (ErOeR)

20 DON'T DO IT!

People are scary.

Posted by: huerfano at June 10, 2011 09:16 AM (An8Cu)

21 Prepare to be disappointed.

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2011 09:17 AM (DsR57)

22 soul = sour.



Yeah, I wondered about that since we all know that gingers have no souls.

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 10, 2011 09:17 AM (5d6vv)

23 And they are asking: Readers: What should we be looking for? One comment from that thread: Lynn Allison Starun Whoooooa. The batshit is strong with this one.

Posted by: joncelli at June 10, 2011 09:17 AM (RD7QR)

24
Will Weiner go limp at 4?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2011 01:15 PM

Now that's what I came here for.

Posted by: arhooley at June 10, 2011 09:18 AM (x97q8)

25 Wear sunscreen

Forget that.

Take amoxicillin with you.

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 10, 2011 09:18 AM (5d6vv)

26 When did Excitable Andi start using Lynn Allison Starun as a sock?

Posted by: Roy at June 10, 2011 09:18 AM (VndSC)

27 i'm still rooting for  -900 day on the DOW. we gotta weaken Obama.

Posted by: YRM at June 10, 2011 09:18 AM (UzBwz)

Posted by: momma at June 10, 2011 09:19 AM (nWikJ)

29 Around 4? What time is that in Seattle?

Posted by: Xander Crews at June 10, 2011 09:20 AM (/eFdn)

30 27, I think there is a electronic trigger that won't allow that. The Market shuts down at around -400.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 10, 2011 09:20 AM (NtTkA)

31

Posted by: momma at June 10, 2011 01:19 PM (nWikJ)

wtf?

Posted by: YRM at June 10, 2011 09:20 AM (UzBwz)

32

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 10, 2011 01:20 PM (NtTkA)

BOOOOOOOO

Posted by: YRM at June 10, 2011 09:21 AM (UzBwz)

33 29 Around 4? What time is that in Seattle?
7:28pm

Posted by: Roy at June 10, 2011 09:21 AM (VndSC)

34 Hey we need a Sarah Palin e-mail dump thread. What we need is to get Average Joe involved. Can you imagine reading some "A.V.E., etc." post published by the WaPo/NYT/AP/MSNBC axis?

Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2011 09:21 AM (FcR7P)

35 ...so ace....does that mean exactly? interacting with live people?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 10, 2011 09:21 AM (Cm66w)

36 HHS Official Tells Youth Summit: We're Recruiting LGBTs to Adopt Kids Posted by: momma at June 10, 2011 01:19 PM (nWikJ) What, as a fashion accessory?

Posted by: joncelli at June 10, 2011 09:22 AM (RD7QR)

37 Enough about you and your interacting. Is there gonna be some weiner in this for us non thespian types?

Posted by: ontherocks at June 10, 2011 09:22 AM (HBqDo)

38 Warning: Get the Popsicles women.  You just might need to cool yourself down after this clip:

Allen West – “I'm the Liberals Worst Nightmare”

Posted by: momma at June 10, 2011 09:22 AM (nWikJ)

39

Interacting with live people? Bring your A game grasshopper.

Posted by: terrellb39@gmail.com at June 10, 2011 09:22 AM (fkiq4)

40 28, Well I guess it's too hard to go through the trouble to pick up a homeless teen to sodomize. Why not make it legal to move one in house.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 10, 2011 09:22 AM (NtTkA)

41 I promise not to mention Her Majesty, Michelle (Who reminds me of.....)

Posted by: Alamo at June 10, 2011 09:22 AM (Mqupr)

42

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 10, 2011 01:22 PM (NtTkA)

wtf?

Posted by: GOP During Clinton at June 10, 2011 09:23 AM (UzBwz)

43 Yeah, I wondered about that since we all know that gingers have no souls.

Gingers don't have their own souls, but some are quite fond of collecting the souls of others.  I am not one of those however - it is much better to collect bigger and better weapons than souls. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 10, 2011 09:23 AM (9hSKh)

44 i hope your have something clean to wear

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 10, 2011 09:23 AM (Cm66w)

45

/sock off

damn it

Posted by: YRM at June 10, 2011 09:23 AM (UzBwz)

46 I'll try anything once. #WeinerYes!

Posted by: @AceOfSpadesHQ at June 10, 2011 09:24 AM (FcR7P)

47 But Neil is on at 4 o'clock.

Posted by: Mrs. Cavuto at June 10, 2011 09:24 AM (Ufo2V)

48

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 10, 2011 01:22 PM (NtTkA)

Cavuto is a big oil puppet!

Posted by: Bill O'Reilly at June 10, 2011 09:25 AM (UzBwz)

49 47, No worries, he takes pleasure in MCing the destruction.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 10, 2011 09:25 AM (NtTkA)

50 Show us your weiner Ace.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at June 10, 2011 09:25 AM (bAL0J)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 10, 2011 09:25 AM (pLTLS)

52 Make sure you take plenty of hobo bait.

Oh yeah, interaction with other humans is highly over rated.

Posted by: Gmac at June 10, 2011 09:25 AM (Ow5JD)

53
Human beings suck, generally speaking. 'rons & 'ettes being the exception to the rule.

Much better to be an anti-social, mean, evil, curmudgeonly misanthrope. But that takes years of training and discipline.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 10, 2011 09:26 AM (8rHXV)

54
Question of the day: What does it take for a House ethics investigation to actually take place? We've gotten to Phase One, in which someone "calls for" an investigation. Does anyone know what everyone's waiting for?

Posted by: arhooley at June 10, 2011 09:26 AM (x97q8)

Posted by: momma at June 10, 2011 09:26 AM (nWikJ)

56

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 10, 2011 01:25 PM (pLTLS)

read HA comments (yeah I unblocked it) - it's true

Posted by: YRM at June 10, 2011 09:26 AM (UzBwz)

57

i'm still rooting for  -900 day on the DOW. we gotta weaken Obama.

Posted by: YRM at June 10, 2011 01:18 PM (UzBwz)

 

You might wanna shorten your stroke on that one there champ.

Are you independently wealthy or what?

Posted by: Roadking at June 10, 2011 09:27 AM (i0z6l)

58 >>>Prepare to be disappointed. Heh! Expectations have been reduced.

Posted by: ace at June 10, 2011 09:27 AM (nj1bB)

59 35 ...so ace....does that mean exactly? interacting with live people?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 10, 2011 01:21 PM (Cm66w)

He's trying to kick the necrophilia habit.

Posted by: maddogg at June 10, 2011 09:27 AM (OlN4e)

60 ummm... #Thats545InSeattleIThink

Posted by: ace at June 10, 2011 09:28 AM (nj1bB)

61 59, You know, the ones you can actually taste.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 10, 2011 09:28 AM (NtTkA)

62 Ace has a date tonight? Here's hoping he slides into second base.

Posted by: D. Hopper at June 10, 2011 09:28 AM (qPTz0)

63 head first...

Posted by: D. Hopper at June 10, 2011 09:29 AM (qPTz0)

64 i'm still rooting for -900 day on the DOW. we gotta weaken Obama. Be careful what you wish for. -900 would indeed weaken him. They know that. When -900 happens, it will be because they ran out of our money, our printing press broke, and the entire fucking thing collapses.

Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2011 09:29 AM (FcR7P)

65 Any of you a member of Smoking Gun? 

They have a new contest up.  Match the shit they stole to the mug shot pic.

Posted by: momma at June 10, 2011 09:29 AM (nWikJ)

66 I hope you are going to do this from a secure location, Ace.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 10, 2011 09:29 AM (f9c2L)

67 50 No comment.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 10, 2011 01:25 PM (pLTLS)




Gee, do ya think that's why the MFM is pushing Mittens as the GOP's only hope?

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 10, 2011 09:29 AM (5d6vv)

68 Illogical ... illogical ... ace, coordinate! coordinate

Posted by: Moron #236 at June 10, 2011 09:30 AM (so1xa)

69 Much better to be an anti-social, mean, evil, curmudgeonly misanthrope. But that takes years of training and discipline. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 10, 2011 01:26 PM (8rHXV) You forgot "and get off my damn lawn," Grasshopper. You are not ready.

Posted by: Master Po at June 10, 2011 09:30 AM (RD7QR)

70 Oh, and the moron horde definitely needs to saddle up and go over the hill and invade the LA Times Palin email dump thread.

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 10, 2011 09:30 AM (5d6vv)

71 Oh.. you should mention that for Palin fans that would be 4:00pm Pacific time.. no need to get here too early, guys..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 10, 2011 09:30 AM (f9c2L)

72

Posted by: Roadking at June 10, 2011 01:27 PM (i0z6l)

i'm not, but Obama gets graded on a curve and I've cme to realize I gotta root for bad news

Posted by: YRM at June 10, 2011 09:30 AM (UzBwz)

73

Arbitrary comment: Nancy Pelosi. One facelift away from a goatee.

(Not mine but sure is funny)

Posted by: Talibill at June 10, 2011 09:31 AM (fkiq4)

74

Ace: What color is your real world? I mean, does it have red and blue and green like a computer monitor, or is it dark gray and black like it is outside my window?

Posted by: FireHorse at June 10, 2011 09:32 AM (Rq1/g)

75 Be careful what you wish for. -900 would indeed weaken him. They know that. When -900 happens, it will be because they ran out of our money, our printing press broke, and the entire fucking thing collapses. Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2011 01:29 PM

According to ZH, that's exactly what Baghdad Ben wants as an excuse to rush in QE 3, the only card he has to play

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2011 09:32 AM (so1xa)

76 Ha!

My local news just reported Weiner told a reporter that we need to get his story off the front page so HE CAN GO BACK TO WORK!

What an asshole, complete with the bleeding hemorrhoids.

Posted by: momma at June 10, 2011 09:32 AM (nWikJ)

77
Now compare these pictures with pics of present day 9th ward.





Compared to immediate post-Katrina or pre-Katrina photos?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 10, 2011 09:33 AM (8rHXV)

78 Now compare these pictures with pics of present day 9th ward.

Posted by: momma
........
At the risk of sounding racist, recent TV coverage of Joplin and Tuscaloosa when compared with the 9th ward presented an amazing contrast.  The people were actually out cleaning up, clearing away the rubble, etc.. as opposed to standing around waiting for someone else to come do for them.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 10, 2011 09:34 AM (f9c2L)

79
Enough about you and your interacting. Is there gonna be some weiner in this for us non thespian types?
Posted by: ontherocks at June 10, 2011 01:22 PM

I'm afraid we may be on our own. Meanwhile, Megan Broussard is sitting in plain sight with a claim that he phone-sexed her on a certain date and a certain time from his Congressional phone line. Anyone know what it takes to get a hold of those phone records?

Posted by: arhooley at June 10, 2011 09:34 AM (x97q8)

80 My local news just reported Weiner told a reporter that we need to get his story off the front page so HE CAN GO BACK TO WORK!

What an asshole, complete with the bleeding hemorrhoids.
Posted by: momma at June 10, 2011 01:32 PM

Exactly what you'd expect someone who worked for the Clintons to say. It worked in '98, why not try it again

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2011 09:34 AM (so1xa)

Posted by: momma at June 10, 2011 09:34 AM (nWikJ)

82 ...this thing has been blown waaaaaaaayyyyyyy out of proportion........

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 10, 2011 09:35 AM (Cm66w)

83

You mean all these people who only exist in your computer?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 10, 2011 09:35 AM (d0Tfm)

84 So do you consider this a "reality based community"?

Posted by: TheRedDianthus at June 10, 2011 09:35 AM (ErOeR)

85 It's a trap!

Posted by: The Mother Frackin' MFM at June 10, 2011 09:35 AM (3Uns6)

86 SOCK OFF!!

Posted by: blindside at June 10, 2011 09:35 AM (3Uns6)

87
You forgot "and get off my damn lawn," Grasshopper. You are not ready.

Posted by: Master Po at June 10, 2011 01:30 PM (RD7QR)





I don't have a lawn, squirt.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 10, 2011 09:36 AM (8rHXV)

88 Ok, I think McCain sold my email address to Newt. 

Just got an email from the Gingrich campaign at an email address that I haven't used since I donated money to McCain when he put Palin on the ticket.

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 10, 2011 09:36 AM (5d6vv)

89 I don't think 'Breaking News' understands the meaning...

You can see their last four tweets--

ttp://twitter.com/#!/breakingnews

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 10, 2011 09:36 AM (pLTLS)

90 The MFM needs to recruit people to scour Palin's email record. They had a kindergarten class scour Obama's legislative voting records.

Posted by: Roy at June 10, 2011 09:37 AM (VndSC)

91

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 10, 2011 01:34 PM (f9c2L)

truth is not racism

Posted by: YRM at June 10, 2011 09:37 AM (UzBwz)

92
My local news just reported Weiner told a reporter that we need to get his story off the front page so HE CAN GO BACK TO WORK!

And I bet he said it in his usual condescending, sanctimonious, intellectually and morally superior bored-as-hell-with-you-mere-citizens tone. Actually, we need to keep it ON the front page so he can be KEPT from "working."

Posted by: arhooley at June 10, 2011 09:38 AM (x97q8)

93 I don't have a lawn, squirt. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 10, 2011 01:36 PM (8rHXV) Well, "Get off my damn lawn" is more a statement of principles than an actual directive.

Posted by: joncelli at June 10, 2011 09:38 AM (RD7QR)

94 What's the left and the MSM drooling over the release of Palin's government email records?

Posted by: Randy at June 10, 2011 09:38 AM (CSh9B)

96 ...or does that mean that you won't be here because you're out doing that real-life thingy?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 10, 2011 09:38 AM (d0Tfm)

97 @23

Weird. Anyone know a Lynn who isn't a raging commie?

The worst are the men named Lynn.  The worst commie I've ever met had that name.

Posted by: grognard at June 10, 2011 09:38 AM (NS2Mo)

98 They had a kindergarten class scour Obama's legislative voting records.

And the Invisible Man reviewed his transcripts.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 10, 2011 09:39 AM (pLTLS)

99 HHS Official Tells Youth Summit: We're Recruiting LGBTs to Adopt Kids

Posted by: momma at June 10, 2011 01:19 PM (nWikJ)

Because there apparently aren't enough serial murderers in society already.

Posted by: Nighthawk at June 10, 2011 09:40 AM (OtQXp)

100 93, I thought it meant you were old and cranky. Dragging an Ox bottle around with you while a Pall Mall dangles from you lip while a precariously full Colostomy bag threatens to blow because you chased of your last six care takers by shaking you penis at them. Or something like that.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 10, 2011 09:41 AM (NtTkA)

101 you=your, twice

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 10, 2011 09:42 AM (NtTkA)

102 I'm going to try something interesting-- interacting with live people in something I've heard called "the real world." You mean, like... Sober?

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 10, 2011 09:42 AM (kUaEF)

103 getting together with friends to diktwitter each other?  Try this thing they call beer.  I hear it is quite enjoyable.

Posted by: glowing blue meat at June 10, 2011 09:43 AM (K/USr)

104 102, THREADWINNER!

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 10, 2011 09:43 AM (NtTkA)

105

Posted by: grognard at June 10, 2011 01:38 PM (NS2Mo)

 

Lynn Swann is the only guy I know (not personally) named Lynn, and he's a pretty good guy.

Posted by: yinzer at June 10, 2011 09:43 AM (/Mla1)

106

"Ira Zalcman, 62, the head of the Manhattan Beach Community Group in southern Brooklyn, listed some of Mr. Weiner’s accomplishments: removing giant cement planters that irritated neighbors, fighting unpopular traffic patterns imposed by the city and being on call 24 hours a day during the blizzard last year. “People make mistakes,” Mr. Zalcman said. “I hope he stays in office.”

----------------------------------------------

Thats quite a resume you got there Mr weiner.

Posted by: Talibill at June 10, 2011 09:44 AM (fkiq4)

107 Ace, did you know there is a big room with a blue ceiling, a really bright light, bad HVAC, and bugs?

Posted by: Jean at June 10, 2011 09:45 AM (oYK9I)

108 Lynn Swann is the only guy I know (not personally) named Lynn, and he's a pretty good guy.

That's a good point.  I've heard that about him.

If I had a nickel for every social worker named Lynn, though, well, I'd have a bunch of worthless fiat currency nickels.

Posted by: grognard at June 10, 2011 09:45 AM (NS2Mo)

109 >>Meanwhile, Megan Broussard is sitting in plain sight with a claim that he phone-sexed her on a certain date and a certain time from his Congressional phone line. Anyone know what it takes to get a hold of those phone records?

Rep. Issa is the go to guy on all bad things. His Black Hole Committee will give it careful scrutiny before balling it up and taking long distance jumpers  into the trash bucket.

Posted by: ontherocks at June 10, 2011 09:45 AM (HBqDo)

110 109, No shit, WTF happened to all the law and order he was going to dole out. Issa's another FKN fraud.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 10, 2011 09:47 AM (NtTkA)

111
Allen West – “I'm the Liberals Worst Nightmare”

Posted by: momma at June 10, 2011 01:22 PM

What do Black people have against him? If I still had an account at Kos, I'd go ask.

Posted by: arhooley at June 10, 2011 09:48 AM (x97q8)

112 Got the Guitar?
Cowboy Hat?
Nothin' on but Tidy-whities?

Hope you make a good haul this weekend.

Posted by: Gunslinger at June 10, 2011 09:48 AM (Zi+FQ)

113 What do you want to go into the real world for, Ace?  It's hot as hell out there, people are miserable and broke, and they drive like assholes.  You'll just wish you were back inside.

Posted by: yinzer at June 10, 2011 09:48 AM (/Mla1)

114 Wear clean underwear. What if you get into an accident?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 10, 2011 09:50 AM (TMB3S)

115 Too much virtual weener is not a good thing. Anyone covering American Electric Power's coal powered plant shut. Downs in order to comply with EPA rulings. Can't wait for those rolling black outs to begin.

Posted by: sTevo at June 10, 2011 09:51 AM (hiMsy)

116

Sarah Palin's emails shouldn't be held accountable for the erosion of the housing market.  Sarah Palin's emails probably don't have much to do with record high oil prices.  Sarah Palin's emails are not linked to the escalation of the debt or continued unemployment.  Sarah Palin's emails cannot be held responsible for the recent spate of race riots & attacks throughout the country.

But this is what the media is focusing their efforts on in the midst of growing depression.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 10, 2011 09:52 AM (DPM1U)

117 When you get back from this adventure do yourself a favor- take a Sharpie and write "CIVILIZATION ENDS HERE" on the inside of your front door.

It'll remind you not to make the same mistake again.

Posted by: Nighthawk at June 10, 2011 09:52 AM (OtQXp)

118 When you say "the real world" you're not talking about the shitty that never sleeps are you?

Posted by: ontherocks at June 10, 2011 09:54 AM (HBqDo)

119 Warning: Get the Popsicles women.  You just might need to cool yourself down after this clip: Allen West – “I'm the Liberals Worst Nightmare A Popsicle ain't gonna cut it. Full submersion in an ice bath wouldn't cool me down after this. I may swoon.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde commenting from 35K feet at June 10, 2011 09:56 AM (NsEJ4)

120 I'm going to try something interesting-- interacting with live people in something I've heard called "the real world."

Suck on that, Amanda Marcotte. 

Posted by: Dave S. at June 10, 2011 09:57 AM (UvR6d)

121

>>Posted by: Dumb_Blonde commenting from 35K feet at June 10, 2011 01:56 PM (NsEJ4)

hope you're not paying full price for your intertubes

Posted by: ontherocks at June 10, 2011 09:59 AM (HBqDo)

122
Too much virtual weener is not a good thing.

No! No, it's not. He knows that all he needs to do is hang on one weekend at a time. Every Monday morning brings a fresh dose of amnesia and shiny new objects.

Posted by: arhooley at June 10, 2011 09:59 AM (x97q8)

123 Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 10, 2011 01:52 PM (DPM1U)

Hey I may use that ala cut'n'paste...

Posted by: TheRedDianthus at June 10, 2011 10:00 AM (ErOeR)

124 I'm going to try something interesting-- interacting with live people in something I've heard called "the real world."

Wear a surgical mask your immune system will not be able to handle it.

Posted by: Fritz the German Shepard at June 10, 2011 10:01 AM (TiURi)

125 Ace isn't going anywhere. He's twittering away. He's stuck on the Weiner.

Posted by: mike at June 10, 2011 10:04 AM (cTfh7)

126
What the fucking fuck? I just called the House Committee on Ethics and it turns out -- pardon my abyss of ignorance -- that all proceedings are completely confidential, including whether or not an investigation is even HAPPENING. I feel like an idiot for not knowing this. Oh well, this is how one gets educated.

Posted by: arhooley at June 10, 2011 10:07 AM (x97q8)

127

Sounds kind of crazy, but I'll try anything once.

Don't do it dumbass.

Posted by: harleycowboy at June 10, 2011 10:07 AM (wSTfB)

128

Sounds kind of crazy, but I'll try anything once.
Once.

You shouldn't steal my lines, ace.  My grandmother stole my lines once.  ONCE.

Posted by: Danny Vermin at June 10, 2011 10:10 AM (TCyyS)

129 Well since its open thread and I just got back from baby sitting and opened the beers I have this.

Just cranked up one of two movies about Vietnam that I like; We Were Soldiers.  Mel Gibson may be a bigoted turd here lately but in the past he picked some good subjects and did them right in the past.

BTW, the only other one I liked was Full Metal Jacket, but ONLY for the boot camp portion.

Posted by: Vic at June 10, 2011 10:17 AM (M9Ie6)

130 Have fun at the movies!

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 10, 2011 10:19 AM (ocecp)

131 vic - have you seen "the Quiet American"?

Posted by: Jean at June 10, 2011 10:24 AM (WkuV6)

132 Sounds kind of crazy, but I'll try anything once.

Dude! The Atum-Ra is up!  His purifying rays will be the death of you.  Get back in your native earth until his eye leaves the sky.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 10, 2011 10:25 AM (GTbGH)

133 Have fun at the movies!

Thanks, it has started good and it has been a long time since I watched this movie.

Best quote so far: "Lord, about our heathen enemies, ignore their prayers"

Posted by: Vic at June 10, 2011 10:26 AM (M9Ie6)

134 vic - have you seen "the Quiet American"?

No I haven't, I'll check the listings though. Is it good?

Posted by: Vic at June 10, 2011 10:27 AM (M9Ie6)

Posted by: momma at June 10, 2011 10:28 AM (nWikJ)

136 As long as he hasn't been drinking and turns to someone saying, "Here, hold this for me" before attempting something ridiculous, Ace should (I say should) be ok.

Posted by: Who Knows at June 10, 2011 10:37 AM (1cx/R)

137

Have fun Ace. I'm going to take the dog for a walk.

CNN's going on about Palin's e-mails. The lefty obsession shows how much they fear her. I'm surprised they haven't demanded her colonoscopy yet. They've already obsessed over her birth canal.

I loathe the left...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 10, 2011 10:38 AM (GKQDR)

138 Vic - don't know, just heard about it from a co-worker who is a big Vietnam movie guy. Best Vietnam movie - OT&E Footage of TOW Missile fielding, like war porn - before You Tube.

Posted by: Jean at June 10, 2011 10:39 AM (WkuV6)

139 "I'll try anything once..."

Cum again????

Posted by: I'm Dolemite, bitch at June 10, 2011 10:45 AM (PET8M)

Posted by: Vic at June 10, 2011 10:49 AM (M9Ie6)

141 Does anyone else think Brietbart is being curiously silent on the Patterico 3-part story?  Ominous silence?

Posted by: Yeff at June 10, 2011 10:49 AM (TIuoo)

142 What do Black people have against him? If I still had an account at Kos, I'd go ask.
Posted by: arhooley
........
I don't know about Black people's attitudes per se. But, as for the kos kids, they think he's certifiably insane.  Mostly because of the reason for his discharge from the Army - the incident with the Iraqi detainee he questioned by firing his 9mm next to the detainee's ear.

Funny.. that's exactly what endears me to the man.  But to a lib, they would rather have all the men in a company die rather than harshly interrogate a prisoner.  Go figger..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 10, 2011 10:50 AM (f9c2L)

143

But Ace, we don't read your posts. What makes you think we will pay any more attention to your live time comments?

Posted by: Mallamutt
.........
Who's this Ace guy, anyway?  wait.. is it a guy or a gal?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 10, 2011 10:51 AM (f9c2L)

144 "I'll try anything once..." Weally??

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at June 10, 2011 10:52 AM (kUaEF)

145 "I'll try anything once..."

Band Camp explained.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 10, 2011 10:53 AM (GTbGH)

146 What the fucking fuck? I just called the House Committee on Ethics and it turns out -- pardon my abyss of ignorance -- that all proceedings are completely confidential, including whether or not an investigation is even HAPPENING. I feel like an idiot for not knowing this. Oh well, this is how one gets educated.

Posted by: arhooley at June 10, 2011 02:07 PM (x97q

Who said we don't know how to protect our peers!

Posted by: John Tan Boner at June 10, 2011 10:54 AM (yrGif)

147 I tried Elephantitus of the Nuts once.

Once.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at June 10, 2011 10:55 AM (QcFbt)

148

Does a thread announcing an Open Thread count as an Open thread itself?

I ask because I want to share this, dang it.

Could there be signs of intelligent life in Canada's high court?

Sponsors of 'rogue' immigrants to Canada must repay welfare money

"The risk of a rogue relative properly lies on the sponsor, not the taxpayer," Justice Ian Binnie wrote Friday on behalf of the court.

The court said governments have limited discretion to delay collection of defaulted payments, but not to totally forgive the debts.

"The discretion enables the governments to delay enforcement action having regard to the sponsor's circumstances and to enter into agreements respecting terms of payment, but not simply to forgive the statutory debt," wrote Binnie.

Posted by: MWR at June 10, 2011 10:56 AM (4df7R)

149 151 I tried Elephantitus of the Nuts once.

Once.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at June 10, 2011 02:55 PM (QcFbt)

I tried stealing someone's material once.

Once.

Posted by: Danny Vermin at June 10, 2011 10:58 AM (PET8M)

150 2 Um...have you noticed that most people around here are batshit, baying-at-the-moon crazy? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 10, 2011 01:08 PM (LH6ir) So what's your point?

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 10, 2011 10:59 AM (kUaEF)

151 Does a thread announcing an Open Thread count as an Open thread itself? Don't get all legalistic on me, asshole.

Posted by: Saint Paul at June 10, 2011 11:00 AM (kUaEF)

152

Ashe you are so toit, I can tell you work out your so toit...Crepe and a bong? pancake and cigarette?

Posted by: partypants at June 10, 2011 11:01 AM (P5tPi)

153

No. Your post is overruled.

Posted by: Official Parlimentarian of AOSHQ at June 10, 2011 02:57 PM (OWjjx)

I object!

Posted by: MWR at June 10, 2011 11:01 AM (4df7R)

154 Don't get all legalistic on me, asshole.

Posted by: Saint Paul at June 10, 2011 03:00 PM (kUaEF)

Wanna take this outside? 

Posted by: MWR at June 10, 2011 11:02 AM (4df7R)

155
Does anyone else think Brietbart is being curiously silent on the Patterico 3-part story?  Ominous silence?
Posted by: Yeff at June 10, 2011 02:49 PM

Patterico's 3-part story is his baby. He offers no new facts, just speculation based on Breitbart's . . . facts. I see no reason for Breitbart to weigh in.

Posted by: arhooley at June 10, 2011 11:10 AM (x97q8)

156 Sure, Ace, but what the hell is there to talk about anyway?

Posted by: K~Bob at June 10, 2011 11:19 AM (I/JQb)

157 interacting with live people in something I've heard called "the real world."

Pants are not optional buddy.  That little hanky and a smile ain't gonna cut it.

Posted by: Officer Friendly to the Ewok at June 10, 2011 11:30 AM (5xf/Y)

158 Ace, no, it's a trap!!!

Posted by: Peaches at June 10, 2011 11:53 AM (i3++f)

159

I'm going to try something interesting-- interacting with live people in something I've heard called "the real world."

Nothing good can come of this. 

Posted by: Penultimatum at June 10, 2011 12:05 PM (dJ7er)

160 Are we all getting personalized invites via twitter dickpic?

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at June 10, 2011 12:09 PM (UciSl)

161 Next best line:

Custer was a pussy; ain't

My thint last post. they're play], colydyn and aI'm drinrk.,.

Posted by: Vic at June 10, 2011 12:13 PM (M9Ie6)

162 I object!

You must strenuously object if you want a ruling in your favor.

Posted by: JoAnne Galloway at June 10, 2011 12:15 PM (GTbGH)

163 Well, the end

Back tomorrow

Posted by: Vic at June 10, 2011 12:28 PM (M9Ie6)

164
interacting with live people in something I've heard called "the real world."

In other words: Val-U-Rite and a certain lady ewok...and maybe some roofies.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie � at June 10, 2011 01:29 PM (1hM1d)

165

I'd be up for that and all cept I would not be able to participate in the "real" sense being that Rum still has my soul which I understand disqualifies me from posting in the real. 

 

 

Posted by: Richard at June 10, 2011 01:51 PM (+qNON)

166 Geez, didja see those before and after pictures of the Japanese earthquake clean-up?  We want these people on our side.  Just incredible.

Posted by: yakima canutt at June 10, 2011 08:19 PM (YDhmi)

167 i have liked this site too much i need more informative and helpful and nice topics here ...
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