Ace of Spades HQ

June 02, 2011

Open Blog Notice for Friday Through Sunday
— Ace

I don't think I'll actually be able to really take the days off -- I think there will still be news and stuff. I think I'll get sucked in.

But... I'm gonna try.

Anthony Weiner owes me a weekend.

So if anyone wants to flex their open blog muscles, and you've already got a pass, I'd appreciate any headline-churn you can manage during the day. Doesn't matter what you write -- you know the Andrew Breitbart Rule. No one reads this blog, including the people who actually write it.

If anyone has some article they'd like to post, let me know. People have done this a few times, threw an idea at me. I usually say yes.

Weiner vid added.

Posted by: Ace at 12:41 PM | Comments (91)
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1 "A" , "An", "The" usually work for me ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 02, 2011 12:44 PM (L9W0l)

2 I wonder if Ace is ever gonna take a break?

Posted by: Andrew Breitbart at June 02, 2011 12:44 PM (Xm1aB)

3 How can you be out now Ace? Malkin says the shan is hitting the fit!

Posted by: IE Con at June 02, 2011 12:47 PM (/COcn)

4 I can imagine. It's been a taxing week. I'm sure your liver deserves the abuse.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 02, 2011 12:47 PM (UK9cE)

5 How coincidental if "Dan Wolfe" also takes the weekend off.

Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2011 12:48 PM (l5dj7)

6 What is the Andrew Breitbart Rule?
Is it like Ronald Reagan's 11th Commandment?

Posted by: Gunslinger at June 02, 2011 12:48 PM (Zi+FQ)

7 I have a riveting photo-essay I'd like to post this weekend, if you'll just give me the secret cob-logger codes.

Posted by: Antny Wiener at June 02, 2011 12:48 PM (K/USr)

8 You'll get sucked in, I hear Palin is going to walk her dog or something.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at June 02, 2011 12:48 PM (5d6vv)

9 Okay. Please, someone put up a movie review on Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Posted by: Soona at June 02, 2011 12:48 PM (KOYn9)

Three days and no weiner?

No way Ace quits cold-turkey like that.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2011 12:49 PM (he45r)

11 Maybe monty can jump in and give us 3 straight days of DOOM. I'm starting to have withdrawals.

Posted by: glowing blue meat at June 02, 2011 12:50 PM (K/USr)

12 Someone posted on the other thread that Huck had reentered the race. I checked the news and did a Bing and can't confirm this. Does anyone have a source for this?

Posted by: Vic at June 02, 2011 12:50 PM (M9Ie6)

13 weiner withdrawals on the horizon get me to weiner detox quick!

Posted by: Dave at June 02, 2011 12:50 PM (Xm1aB)

14
Better idea: Put out an APB on Purple Avenger and Geoff.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 02, 2011 12:51 PM (sqkOB)

15 Clever. Now Ace can just claim he was "hacked" or "pranked" when he tweets his fan-fic dic-pic to Christina Hendricks over the weekend.

Posted by: Andy at June 02, 2011 12:52 PM (5Rurq)

16
With my credential as a real black man, I will be the next President of the Newnited States.

Posted by: Alvin Greene with an extra E at June 02, 2011 12:52 PM (cwFVA)

17 How about just a little Weiner? You know, just the tip baby.

Posted by: wooga at June 02, 2011 12:52 PM (2p0e3)

18 Weird. Ace and Clarence Thomas take a break....at the same time....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 02, 2011 12:52 PM (UOM48)

19 You need a break, Ace. I have laughed so much during the last days that I have a cramp in my back.

Hit the tipjar everybody.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 02, 2011 12:52 PM (GTbGH)

_{Posted by: Vic at June 02, 2011 04:50 PM (M9Ie6)}

He left it on the table...no, wait, that's not believable.

he put it back on the table.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2011 12:52 PM (he45r)

21 Ace, I'm glad that you've finally realized that this Wiener story is dead dead dead.

No one is interested in this trivial non-event. You need to just MoveOn like everyone else is.

Posted by: Gerard VanDerloon at June 02, 2011 12:54 PM (1Ajoi)

22
I can't believe you turkey's fell for that Obama shuck & jive. He be better than Richard Pryor in Car Wash.

Posted by: Alvin Greene with an extra E at June 02, 2011 12:55 PM (cwFVA)

23 Anthony Weiner owes me a weekend.

Where's he taking you?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 02, 2011 12:55 PM (tf9Ne)

24 Anthony Weiner owes me a weekend. Where's he taking you? Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 02, 2011 04:55 PM (tf9Ne) --------------------------------------------------------------- And will there be pictures?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 02, 2011 12:56 PM (yQWNf)

25 Anthony Weiner owes me a weekend.

I thought you were holding out for Marco Rubio. And a week, not a weekend.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 02, 2011 12:57 PM (UOM48)

26 I'm gettin kind of hungry, thinkin maybe some ethnic food, like.........weinerschnitzel!

Posted by: Dave at June 02, 2011 12:57 PM (Xm1aB)

27 I want my money back.

Posted by: jcjimi at June 02, 2011 12:57 PM (ay6+/)

28 Ace, "As her mother, I'm really upset," Mizuguchi told The Post. "I'm pissed off at that." We gotta do something about this, or she's gonna get my .. urrr .. our 100K and cushy job!

Posted by: Milo at June 02, 2011 12:57 PM (Zv/J9)

Clever. Now Ace can just claim he was "hacked" or "pranked" when he tweets his fan-fic dic-pic to Christina Hendricks over the weekend.

Other possibility: Ace has been summoned by the FBI to a secret bulging banana hammock line up along side Weiner.

Posted by: IE Con at June 02, 2011 12:57 PM (/COcn)

30 "you've gone straight to my head!"

Posted by: 80's Hair! at June 02, 2011 12:58 PM (he45r)

31 Someone posted on the other thread that Huck had reentered the race. I checked the news and did a Bing and can't confirm this. Does anyone have a source for this?

Posted by: Vic at June 02, 2011 04:50 PM (M9Ie6)

I heard he wasn't ruling anything out....

Posted by: © Sponge at June 02, 2011 12:58 PM (UK9cE)

32 --- IE Con at June 02, 2011 04:57 PM

Only one rule at El Casa de Todd. You gotta hammock up, brother.

Posted by: The Todd at June 02, 2011 12:58 PM (ay6+/)

33
My beloved Anthony has been unfairly criticized over a very trivial matter. Now that I've had time to do comparative research, I realize Anthony just doesn't measure up to my expectations as a bonedaddy. Therefore, I will seek solace in the arms of my cat Hillary.

Posted by: Huma Weiner at June 02, 2011 12:58 PM (cwFVA)

34 You can't take time off until you show us an awesome Ewok meme about this.

Posted by: ChuckOH at June 02, 2011 12:59 PM (cDD9N)

35 Quick, somebody hack the Huckster's twitter account!

Posted by: Dave at June 02, 2011 12:59 PM (Xm1aB)

Ace, its been a hell of a week. Thanks for the great work. Your hammering this issue reminds me why I abandoned the "real" media for the blogosphere years ago.

Also, because of you I've deployed every weiner joke in my formerly-impressive arsenal.

I urge everyone to show some Ewok love by hitting the tip jar!!!

Posted by: Cicero at June 02, 2011 01:01 PM (QKKT0)

In the Name of Allah, the Gracious, the Merciful,

I'm so bored with my life and scared of the headlines I'm actually back here writing on the Moronshpere! Scary!

PS My Dog-trainer/Liberal/Little-Lesbian-Girlfriend (LLG) ran off with my BFFL. So it is a sad day here in sunny Riyhad. But I have my hashish and opium.

(Sura 2:29)

Posted by: 7HEAVENS at June 02, 2011 01:01 PM (tuCVl)

, I will seek solace in the arms of my cat Hillary. Huma Weiner at June 02, 2011 04:58 PM

How comma no ona wanta humpa my Huma?

Posted by: Huma's papa at June 02, 2011 01:01 PM (/COcn)

39 Should I actually be working while I'm here at work?

Huh.

Posted by: jcjimi at June 02, 2011 01:01 PM (ay6+/)

40 DEF LEP? More Cowbell!

Posted by: 7HEAVENS at June 02, 2011 01:02 PM (tuCVl)

41 Why can't we have 3 days of Epic Poetry about weiners?

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 02, 2011 01:02 PM (y/+eD)

42 It too fucking hot to work. NYC must really suck now.

To the Hamptons Mr. Ace, find a nice babe and party!

Posted by: Kemp at June 02, 2011 01:04 PM (JpFM9)

43 We should set up a pool on when the first Wiener post goes up.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2011 01:05 PM (z1N6a)

44 Well, I do have some book reviews that I've been saving for the AoS Weekend Style section.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 02, 2011 01:05 PM (FI38b)

45 You'll get sucked in, I hear Palin is going to walk her dog or something.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at June 02, 2011 04:48 PM (5d6vv)

On the day Mitt announces! The she-vixen!

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2011 01:05 PM (z1N6a)

46 Where would you like to go, Ace? We could start a "Send Ace To Reno" thread and have all expenses paid by tonight!

Posted by: David at June 02, 2011 01:06 PM (4t9J5)

47 There once was a dick named Weiner,
Sexting a chick, you shoulda seen'er,
He sent her his cock,
But forgot the lock,
Now the world knows he's a tweener.

Thank you, thank you very much.....

Posted by: © Sponge at June 02, 2011 01:06 PM (UK9cE)

48 If we really get bored, I can tell you about my trip to the Holy Lands.

Nah, no one is THAT bored.

Posted by: Kemp at June 02, 2011 01:07 PM (JpFM9)

49 Why can't we have 3 days of Epic Poetry about weiners?

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 02, 2011 05:02 PM (y/+eD)

There once was a weiner from Nantucket.

.......okay, I got nothin'.

Posted by: Soona at June 02, 2011 01:07 PM (KOYn9)

50 Or Lake Tahoe. Whatever.

Posted by: David at June 02, 2011 01:07 PM (4t9J5)

51 Joanie,
What's up with the oven gloves? My curiosity shall no longer be contained.

Posted by: jcjimi - I've got a spatula and I'm not afraid to use it. at June 02, 2011 01:07 PM (ay6+/)

Well, I do have some book reviews that I've been saving for the AoS Weekend Style section.

Sounds good. I usually only get the AoS Weekend for the coupons.

Posted by: IE Con at June 02, 2011 01:07 PM (/COcn)

53 52

Well, I do have some book reviews that I've been saving for the AoS Weekend Style section.

Sounds good. I usually only get the AoS Weekend for the coupons.

And the recipes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 02, 2011 01:09 PM (UOM48)

Sounds good. I usually only get the AoS Weekend for the coupons.

Um, we have coupons. Lots and lots of valuable coupons. And also some stories 'n shit.

Posted by: The Fish Wrap Previously Known As The L.A. Times at June 02, 2011 01:09 PM (QKKT0)

55 For the weekend I recommend Ace get one of those black market bottles of Czech absinthe, not that I would know anything about the stuff.

Posted by: Bob Saget has not been banned yet at June 02, 2011 01:09 PM (F/4zf)

56 We should set up a pool on when the first Wiener post goes up.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2011 05:05 PM (z1N6a)

Put me down for 6PM today.

Posted by: Soona at June 02, 2011 01:10 PM (KOYn9)

57 CNN is doing an introspective on Weiner now.......gag.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 02, 2011 01:10 PM (UK9cE)

58
To the Hamptons Mr. Ace, find a nice babe and party make sure you pay with cash and do not get photographed!

FIFY

Posted by: sifty, Knight Templar at June 02, 2011 01:10 PM (2dbd9)

59 How about we do a little relaxin'. Let's get comfy and discuss the first thing that pops up.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 02, 2011 01:10 PM (yQWNf)

60 "Joanie, What's up with the oven gloves? My curiosity shall no longer be contained." I got it from a song called "Joy Division Oven Gloves". I only put it there so people wouldn't confuse me with "Joan".

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 02, 2011 01:10 PM (y/+eD)

I only put it there so people wouldn't confuse me with "Joan".

Not. Possible.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2011 01:11 PM (he45r)

62 I got it from a song called "Joy Division Oven Gloves". I only put it there so people wouldn't confuse me with "Joan".

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 02, 2011 05:10 PM (y/+eD)

You're pretty safe as long as you're not named Mary Cloggstein and are from Vermont.....

Posted by: © Sponge at June 02, 2011 01:13 PM (UK9cE)

63 93% Debt/GDP ratio....What else is there to talk about?

Posted by: G-Dub III at June 02, 2011 01:14 PM (JMsOK)

64 And the recipes.

But the crossword puzzle is all four-letter words. And the clues frighten me.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 02, 2011 01:14 PM (GTbGH)

65 Next time I'll try to use better English.....I promise.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 02, 2011 01:14 PM (UK9cE)

66 Is it wrong if I'm having fantasies about Joan being June Cleaver wearing her prettiest gingham dress and welcoming me home after a long day a t work?

'Cause, really, I wouldn't want to be inappropriate.

Posted by: jcjimi - I've got a spatula and I'm not afraid to use it. at June 02, 2011 01:15 PM (ay6+/)

67 Joanie, dammit.

Posted by: jcjimi - I've got a spatula and I'm not afraid to use it. at June 02, 2011 01:16 PM (ay6+/)

68 "For the weekend I recommend Ace get one of those black market bottles of Czech absinthe..." So, you want him to wake up naked in a cornfield with a five men and a dead farm animal?

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 02, 2011 01:16 PM (y/+eD)

69 Not. Possible. Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2011 05:11 PM (he45r) Ha!

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 02, 2011 01:17 PM (y/+eD)

70 It wasn't dead.

Posted by: jcjimi - I've got a spatula and I'm not afraid to use it. at June 02, 2011 01:18 PM (ay6+/)

71 mostly

Posted by: jcjimi - I've got a spatula and I'm not afraid to use it. at June 02, 2011 01:19 PM (ay6+/)

72 you might want to watch beck, it may be a historically significant show. But, he's doing an awful lot of crying today.

Posted by: curious at June 02, 2011 01:20 PM (k1rwm)

73 Posted by: jcjimi - I've got a spatula and I'm not afraid to use it. at June 02, 2011 05:15 PM (ay6+/). Then I grab your face with my oven mitts. I don't know why, that just seems like something I'd do.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 02, 2011 01:21 PM (y/+eD)

74 --- Posted by: curious at June 02, 2011 05:20 PM

Good Lord, I heard all about this Beck crying thing and wondered what the big deal was. The next three days is was all tears all the time. Haven't been able to listen to him since.

Posted by: jcjimi - I've got a spatula and I'm not afraid to use it. at June 02, 2011 01:22 PM (ay6+/)

75 72 you might want to watch beck, it may be a historically significant show. But, he's doing an awful lot of crying today. Posted by: curious at June 02, 2011 05:20 PM (k1rwm) ----------------------------------------- The tears of a clown. I'll pass.

Posted by: David at June 02, 2011 01:24 PM (4t9J5)

76 he's interviewing a holocaust survivor.

Posted by: curious at June 02, 2011 01:26 PM (k1rwm)

77 --- Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 02, 2011 05:21 PM

[insert witty comeback here]

You should at least know that I am wearing my finest silk smoking jacket and holding my brandy snifter in an ever so macho way.

Posted by: jcjimi - would you like to come up and see my etchings? at June 02, 2011 01:27 PM (ay6+/)

78 Posted by: jcjimi - would you like to come up and see my etchings? at June 02, 2011 05:27 PM (ay6+/) I hope your real name is Troy.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 02, 2011 01:29 PM (y/+eD)

79 If anyone is interested, today I finished up some proprietary software that takes me straight to the comments of any post I haven't read yet. Each one will open up in a different tab. At least that way, you won't have to listen to whoever writes this blog complain about no one reading him.

Posted by: Love Them Comments at June 02, 2011 01:29 PM (kHDaT)

80 --- I hope your real name is Troy.

*trying to look like he gets what that means*

Posted by: jcjimi - would you like to come up and see my etchings? at June 02, 2011 01:32 PM (ay6+/)

81 Who reads posts? What is this new learning you speak of?

Posted by: jcjimi - I got nothin' at June 02, 2011 01:34 PM (ay6+/)

82 "*trying to look like he gets what that means*" Every time I see a retro image of a man wearing a smoking jacket, I imagine his name is Troy or Dirk or Professor Honeychild. I can't be the only one.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 02, 2011 01:37 PM (y/+eD)

83 93% Debt/GDP ratio....What else is there to talk about? 93% is an A-!! I'm winning!

Posted by: Barry the 0 at June 02, 2011 01:39 PM (FcR7P)

84 Um, anyone wondering who leaked the emails between breitbart & teh patriot guy re little anthony's weiner?

Posted by: Steph at June 02, 2011 01:42 PM (AkdC5)

85 Um, if they were actually leakend and TPM is not baldfaced lying, again.

Posted by: Steph at June 02, 2011 01:42 PM (AkdC5)

86 There might be "news", and by news I mean more on the Weiner front, coming out of Wisconsin tomorrow. He is scheduled to speak at the Democratic Party Convention tomorrow night. This was scheduled before the funny prank played on him by Clarence Thomas.

http://bit.ly/kFUqI6

Posted by: mama winger at June 02, 2011 01:46 PM (KDX07)

87 Too many dicks on the Dance floor.

Posted by: flight of the conchords at June 02, 2011 01:56 PM (luXnh)

The tears of a clown. I'll pass.

"Tears of the Dragon" perhaps?

http://tinyurl.com/43a3ju9

(It's Bruce Dickinson. You know you want to.)

Posted by: FireHorse at June 02, 2011 02:03 PM (Rq1/g)

89 --- I can't be the only one.

Don't be so sure there, sweetcheeks

That archetype has had many different images associated with it (well, in my head, anyway). Lately, it's been Dr. Kelso from Scrubs.

Posted by: jcjimi at June 02, 2011 02:11 PM (ay6+/)

90 I think I'll get sucked in.

I see what you did there

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