October 23, 2011

Open Thread ALSO World Series Game 4 Thread [DiT]
— rdbrewer

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Update: It's not your computer. Infomous went down.

Posted by: rdbrewer at 02:12 PM | Comments (381)
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1 Oh, good, another "cloud."  It'll be a week before the site loads properly again.  Sigh.

Posted by: Peaches at October 23, 2011 02:14 PM (/ybwc)

2

My latest blog post, OWS - The Democrats' Electoral Albatross:

.....here is what I have to say to these professional idiots: YOU are the ones who decided to climb into bed with these people. If you still support them, you are either colossally stupid, or you have no problem agreeing with their positions.

Fair enough.

Between now and November, 2012, we are going to do everything in our power to make sure that this giant albatross continues to hang around your neck until every last one of you is covered with the stench of anti-Americanism that these people embrace.

In other words, you guys OWN every filthy, stinking piece of this movement.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at October 23, 2011 02:16 PM (0xqzf)

3 Peaches, you're welcome to go fuck yourself.

Posted by: rdbrewer at October 23, 2011 02:16 PM (Cbqsy)

4 Teresa, nice post.  I'll put it in the sidebar.

Posted by: rdbrewer at October 23, 2011 02:18 PM (Cbqsy)

5 Egads!  That cloud is making me woozy!

Posted by: Y-not at October 23, 2011 02:19 PM (5H6zj)

6 Wow, I'm Twippin' hard, man.

Posted by: Breaker19, now you tell me not to do the brown acid at October 23, 2011 02:20 PM (ze29X)

7 Of course, it could be the beer cerveza. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 23, 2011 02:21 PM (5H6zj)

8 Go fuck yourself brewer.  Those stupid clouds bog down the site horribly especially when its not put under the fold.  And they're as pointless as hell.  I'm just glad I run the comment page in compatibility so I don't have to wait 30 seconds for a pointless piece of garbage to load.

Posted by: buzzion at October 23, 2011 02:21 PM (GULKT)

9 But it's such a happy colon! Especially with "raped behind" so prominently displayed.

Posted by: Alice's Clone Army at October 23, 2011 02:22 PM (wDzxx)

10 Pizza's ready!  happy dance

Posted by: Y-not at October 23, 2011 02:23 PM (5H6zj)

11 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure

Posted by: phreshone at October 23, 2011 02:24 PM (T3vCe)

12 Yay Clouds! I love me some clouds.

Posted by: laceyunderalls a/k/a lu now with 10% more laceyness at October 23, 2011 02:26 PM (bAST8)

13 Brewer can get on our cloud anytime he wants to.

Posted by: Lurking Transsexuals at October 23, 2011 02:26 PM (46U7o)

14 Huh? Clouds?

Posted by: KG at October 23, 2011 02:27 PM (LD21B)

15 Should've added, I don't get it.

Posted by: KG at October 23, 2011 02:27 PM (LD21B)

16

Wow - thanks, RD; that's very sweet of you!  (I already told the Nazi party that their comments were going into the spam bucket, and not to comment again.....)

I guess I'd better go spiff up the joint, if company's comin'.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at October 23, 2011 02:29 PM (0xqzf)

17 WTF is a cloud?

Posted by: ErikW at October 23, 2011 02:29 PM (D5H5F)

18 Get off of my cloud!

Posted by: Mick Jagger at October 23, 2011 02:29 PM (ehOlW)

19 Wow, that one cloud looks like a rabbit; and that one looks like a pussy. Cool...

Posted by: Breaker19 at October 23, 2011 02:30 PM (ze29X)

Posted by: TWBTUS at October 23, 2011 02:31 PM (46U7o)

21 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2011 02:31 PM (fyOgS)

22 Ha ha! Look at drumming! Right in there. I second or third the idea that the cloud slows the page, but I'm not going to make a big deal out of it. Maybe the people that are pissed off at each other should have a drumming contest and see who comes out on top.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 23, 2011 02:31 PM (AF1jB)

23 21 laceyunderalls a/k/a lu now with 10% more laceyness

HOORAY!

Posted by: TWBTUS at October 23, 2011 06:31 PM (46U7o)

That's funny right there.

Posted by: buzzion at October 23, 2011 02:31 PM (GULKT)

24 Posted by: TWBTUS

Now with 10% more smartalecyness?


Posted by: laceyunderalls a/k/a lu now with 10% more laceyness at October 23, 2011 02:32 PM (bAST8)

25 Just kidding, Lacey

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 23, 2011 02:32 PM (46U7o)

26

Want to have some fun? Go to dailykos, and in the first post there ("Please Share Your Thoughts...") is a link to an online form where they are soliciting input about the Occupy sites. The form accepted a completely bogus email address and zip code.

I was all "power to the people!" but told them I'd seen some pretty disgusting things at my local Occupy and wondered what was happening to all of the money being collected.

The comments under the post are pretty funny to read too. Those Koskids are paranoid, skeptical about who's collecting this info, how it will be used. One asked if this online form had been approved by a GA (general assembly).

Posted by: Mayday at October 23, 2011 02:34 PM (orrLR)

27 Now with 10% more smartalecyness?

IT'S ALL I'VE GOT!

Posted by: Ted Buckland at October 23, 2011 02:34 PM (46U7o)

28 You know what I hate? Mushroom clouds. They just suck all the energy right out of you. Really ruins the day.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 23, 2011 02:34 PM (AF1jB)

29 Should've added, I don't get it.

Well, don't exhibit a whiff of criticism for the "cloud" or you will really "get it."  You may even be told to go fuck yourself.    Next thing I know, there will be a fund drive for the insecure . . .

Posted by: Peaches at October 23, 2011 02:34 PM (/ybwc)

30 No, it was funny!

I'll stick w/the name. I guess it was confusing to people.

Although I do think you wear TWBTUS pretty darn well!

Posted by: laceyunderalls a/k/a lu now with 10% more laceyness at October 23, 2011 02:35 PM (bAST8)

31

>>>Maybe the people that are pissed off at each other should have a drumming contest and see who comes out on top.<<<

Can I collect the money from all of the passersby and skim off the standard 67%?

That beats the government's take 12 ways from Sunday!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at October 23, 2011 02:36 PM (0xqzf)

32 The cloud is gone.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 23, 2011 02:36 PM (AF1jB)

33 33
Thank God!


Posted by: mpfs at October 23, 2011 02:37 PM (3TjSM)

34 Where did the cloud go?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at October 23, 2011 02:37 PM (0xqzf)

35 Infomus is down right now.

Posted by: rdbrewer at October 23, 2011 02:37 PM (Cbqsy)

36 35
To cloud heaven.

Posted by: mpfs at October 23, 2011 02:38 PM (3TjSM)

37 I went back to Cloud City, but my city was gone.

Posted by: Lando Calrissian at October 23, 2011 02:38 PM (46U7o)

38 Ace iand the cobs are on Twitter..... sung to the tune of "Beth"

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2011 02:38 PM (fyOgS)

39 IT'S ALL I'VE GOT!

Aw, poor Ted. You're not completely worthless!

Posted by: laceyunderalls a/k/a lu now with 10% more laceyness at October 23, 2011 02:39 PM (bAST8)

40

Hm. Still don't get the cloud thing.

Know what else I don't get? Erin Andrews has been sweating me to subscribe to her. I think she wants me.

So, does she look like wine, champagne, or PBR?

I'm hoping PBR.

Posted by: ErikW at October 23, 2011 02:39 PM (D5H5F)

41 The cloud dissipated much like Al Gore's hot air.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 23, 2011 02:39 PM (AUdXG)

42 So the cloud represents words from your twits? Meh.

Posted by: USA at October 23, 2011 02:40 PM (6Cjut)

43 Infomus is down right now.

No doubt due to popular demand.  Perhaps the SCOAMF is soon to follow.

Posted by: Peaches at October 23, 2011 02:40 PM (/ybwc)

44 The only way to be sure the cloud is gone is to nuke it from orbit.

Posted by: mpfs at October 23, 2011 02:40 PM (3TjSM)

45 1 Oh, good, another "cloud."  It'll be a week before the site loads properly again.  Sigh. Posted by: Peaches

3 Peaches, you're welcome to go fuck yourself.
Posted by: rdbrewer

35 Where did the cloud go? Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX

36 Infomus is down right now.
Posted by: rdbrewer

That there is pure comedy.

Posted by: drybrush at October 23, 2011 02:41 PM (mIucK)

46

Posted by: rdbrewer at October 23, 2011 06:16 PM (Cbqsy)

well fuck you rd......... the shit want load on mine either. and futher more what the hell gives you the right to tell a Ette that......... and fuck you again for that you niddledickbugfucker.

Posted by: Racefan at October 23, 2011 02:41 PM (/culk)

47 I really need a dose of gore and mayhem today on the magic box (tv for those of you in Rio Linda.) That's the kind of mood I'm in.

Posted by: mpfs at October 23, 2011 02:41 PM (3TjSM)

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 23, 2011 02:42 PM (46U7o)

49 49 I really need a dose of gore and mayhem today on the magic box (tv for those of you in Rio Linda.) That's the kind of mood I'm in.

Posted by: mpfs at October 23, 2011 06:41 PM (3TjSM)

Check SyFy.  I think they are in their "constant stream of horror movies for October" mode currently.

Posted by: buzzion at October 23, 2011 02:43 PM (GULKT)

50 This is an open thread right...?

Okay let me just say there is NOTHING smart about Smartfood White Cheddar popcorn.

Have you tried it?? If crack were a food, I'm pretty sure it would be this.

If you've never tried it, stay.the.fuck.away!

Posted by: laceyunderalls a/k/a lu now with 10% more laceyness at October 23, 2011 02:44 PM (bAST8)

51 Excellent buzzion.

Posted by: mpfs at October 23, 2011 02:45 PM (3TjSM)

52 From BigHollywood, AMC is also doing a horror fest sort of thing.

Posted by: KG at October 23, 2011 02:45 PM (LD21B)

53 So the cloud represents words from your twits? Meh.

Posted by: USA at October 23, 2011 06:40 PM (6Cjut)

Is that what it is?

Pfffft. Next.

Posted by: ErikW at October 23, 2011 02:46 PM (D5H5F)

54 1 Oh, good, another "cloud."  It'll be a week before the site loads properly again.  Sigh. Posted by: Peaches

3 Peaches, you're welcome to go fuck yourself.
Posted by: rdbrewer

People can't we all just along...

Posted by: Rodney King at October 23, 2011 02:46 PM (afrI6)

55 Posted by: Racefan at October 23, 2011 06:41 PM (/culk)

You're sweet, Racefan.    But, hey, I can dish it out and I can take it.  No big.

Posted by: Peaches at October 23, 2011 02:47 PM (/ybwc)

56 Something is very wrong with the post, I have no idea what the cobs are twitting, and I don't mind.

Posted by: USA at October 23, 2011 02:47 PM (6Cjut)

57 If you like your cloud, you can keep your cloud. If not, well fuck all of ya...

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 23, 2011 02:48 PM (AF1jB)

58 If crack were a food, I'm pretty sure it would be this.

Go on...

Posted by: Whitney Houston at October 23, 2011 02:48 PM (46U7o)

59 If you've never tried it, stay.the.fuck.away!

Posted by: laceyunderalls a/k/a lu now with 10% more laceyness at October 23, 2011 06:44 PM (bAST

Where'd you get it? Kroger?

Posted by: ErikW at October 23, 2011 02:48 PM (D5H5F)

60 FREE TANSTAAFL!!

Posted by: fluffy, occupying the bathroom at October 23, 2011 02:48 PM (4Kl5M)

61 Ok, I finally got it.

Go me.

Posted by: KG at October 23, 2011 02:48 PM (LD21B)

62 You want horror?  My sis, the funeral director, had one today that was unbelievable.  The most I can tell you is this person was a "Gift of Life" person.  They told the family that they would only take a bit of the skin off the back.  It took three days for the body to drain and needless to say sis had to go to Home Depot for garbage bags and duct tape.  You guys have no idea what morticians go through sometimes.

Posted by: mpfs at October 23, 2011 02:48 PM (3TjSM)

63 Holy crap that EXTREME ANIMAL PHOBIA show was laughable. Though nice, NICE set on the woman scared of spiders and on the wife of the biker who cries and runs when he sees a puppy. The hippy afraid of snakes was a no-go.

Posted by: CAC at October 23, 2011 02:49 PM (JEVge)

64 Have you tried it?? If crack were a food, I'm pretty sure it would be this.

If you've never tried it, stay.the.fuck.away!

Posted by: laceyunderalls a/k/a lu now with 10% more laceyness at October 23, 2011 06:44 PM (bAST

Oh, great, way to make me think about going back to the store, lacey!  I'm all, oooohhhh, I gots to get me some of that!

Posted by: Peaches at October 23, 2011 02:49 PM (/ybwc)

65 Greatest Scrubs scene ever, TWBTUS

(last time I call you that -- promise!)

Posted by: laceyunderalls a/k/a lu now with 10% more laceyness at October 23, 2011 02:49 PM (bAST8)

66 Jeez, mpfs, that's extremely creepy.  I'm not even going to go find out what this "gift of life" thing is, I truly don't think I want to know.

Posted by: Peaches at October 23, 2011 02:51 PM (/ybwc)

67 Where'd you get it? Kroger?

Yup. But Biggs sells it too

Posted by: laceyunderalls a/k/a lu now with 10% more laceyness at October 23, 2011 02:51 PM (bAST8)

68 #67 There is never a situation where you CANT spin into singing the Safety Dance.

Posted by: CAC at October 23, 2011 02:51 PM (JEVge)

69 Trolls punch into my reality.

Posted by: GD I Hate Trolls at October 23, 2011 02:52 PM (itaxw)

70 Sooo...Libya is an Islamic state under Sharia law now.  Yeah, that worked out really well.

Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at October 23, 2011 02:53 PM (C7KNt)

71 From Drudge: Rebel confesses: I shot Gaddafi! But I didn't shoot no deputy. (well, I may have tweaked it a bit.)

Posted by: USA at October 23, 2011 02:55 PM (6Cjut)

72 Can I haz sum Peaches?

You can haz millions

Posted by: fluffy, occupying the bathroom at October 23, 2011 02:55 PM (4Kl5M)

73 Peaches,

It's like donating an organ.  Some people are so distressed upon the death of a loved one they don't understand what total donation means.  It's tissue, skin, corneas. bone and they are the mistaken impression they can have an open casket funeral.  It is NOT a good idea to have an open casket when you make that kind of donation.  My sister is a wizard at fixing things but you can't perform miracles.  I get pissed at the GOL people who do not fully explain the ramifications of the donations.  Donation is a good thing but it is morally wrong to not inform the loved ones of the consequences.

Posted by: mpfs at October 23, 2011 02:56 PM (3TjSM)

74 So the govt is going to have the first ever nationwide EMS broadcast on Nov 9 at 2 PM.  All TV stations and all radio.

That can get the conspiracy theory part of your brain working with this gang in the WH.

But why not 2 am?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 23, 2011 02:56 PM (xOy1A)

75 73 Sooo...Libya is an Islamic state under Sharia law now. Yeah, that worked out really well. Yes it did.

Posted by: The Won at October 23, 2011 02:57 PM (6Cjut)

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Posted by: E. R. White at October 23, 2011 02:57 PM (6K81O)

Posted by: UWSTBT at October 23, 2011 02:58 PM (46U7o)

78 We came, we saw, we got sharia law, hahahahahaha...

Posted by: Hillary at October 23, 2011 02:59 PM (ze29X)

79 Peach, it wasnt because it was you..... i dont care who it was, any lady on AOSHQ is not talkrd to like that.......even trolls, female trolls we dont say that to.

Posted by: Racefan at October 23, 2011 03:00 PM (/culk)

80 Now for my next trick...

Posted by: Barky the Magnificent at October 23, 2011 03:00 PM (Ys0KI)

81 Posted by: mpfs at October 23, 2011 06:56 PM (3TjSM)

Good lord!  And, while I get what you're saying, how can they NOT understand the implications?  When my mom went into Scripps Green for her surgery last month, apparently she signed some papers donating her body to science.  I was telling my sis and we were like, I've read The Body Farm, no fuckin' way I'm doing that!!!  She's going for cremation.  I have my heart set on a proper burial on a hill, under a big tree, overlooking something scenic and nice.  Because I'm a fucking lunatic.

Posted by: Peaches at October 23, 2011 03:01 PM (/ybwc)

82

My friend, Matt, got the scoop on the REAL story behind TOTUS' disappearance....

http://is.gd/08DT0i

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at October 23, 2011 03:02 PM (0xqzf)

83 Hey McCloud, Get offa my ewe!!

Posted by: Scottish Sheep Herder at October 23, 2011 03:02 PM (ZUWaD)

84 73 Sooo...Libya is an Islamic state under Sharia law now.  Yeah, that worked out really well.

Let's see, that adds to Egypt and Turkey in the de facto Islamist camp. 

The only hope we have is that they'll all fight each other for the title of "true Islam" before they unite and try to attack the Western world en masse, starting with Israel. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 23, 2011 03:02 PM (AUdXG)

85 Worst. Twitter cloud. Evar!

Posted by: Andy at October 23, 2011 03:02 PM (z6jMn)

86 So the govt is going to have the first ever nationwide EMS broadcast on Nov 9 at 2 PM.  All TV stations and all radio.

Obama voters hardest hit. 

The rest of us will be working.

Posted by: Peaches at October 23, 2011 03:02 PM (/ybwc)

87 85
You are NOT a lunatic Peaches.  It's very sensible.  When I pass from this world even though it is against my religion I am donating my brain to the UCSF MS Research Facility.  When the time comes it will be done under strict supervision.  The only way they can find a cure is to study the brain and  well, they are kinda hard to find unless you're dead. LOL

Posted by: mpfs at October 23, 2011 03:04 PM (3TjSM)

88 HA HA HA HA A HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHhahHHAHAHAHAHAHHA I have come here to gloat among Ricardo Perry's faithful. Perry just said he doesnt know if Obama's Birth Certificate is real cause he talked to Donald Trump. BOOOOM. Welcome to the next week of media

Posted by: Meow at October 23, 2011 03:05 PM (VhSO7)

89

If Hillary giggled over
Qadaffy's death she must have been rolling on the floor over this one.  Couldn't hapen to a nicer guy.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 23, 2011 03:05 PM (JKNDp)

90 I smell cat piss....

Posted by: mpfs at October 23, 2011 03:06 PM (3TjSM)

91 82 But why not 2 am?

As another commenter put it:  if they only wanted to do a "test" of this they'd do it at 4 am EST so as to cause minimum disruption.  This is a demonstration.

Posted by: SWTBTU at October 23, 2011 03:06 PM (46U7o)

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 23, 2011 03:07 PM (lbYVo)

93

Racefan, thanks.  It was a pretty rude response to Peaches mild, legitimate comment.

It reminded me of a guy who wigged out in a grocery store parking lot today over an inconsequential driving issue.  And my ex husband.  Some people are very quick to anger.

Posted by: Mayday at October 23, 2011 03:07 PM (orrLR)

94

Have you tried it?? If crack were a food, I'm pretty sure it would be this.

FYI - The Popcorn Indiana - White Cheddar has it all over Smartfood.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2011 03:07 PM (adBIB)

95 BTW, Ka-Daffy's body is STILL on display in Libya... So much for all the bullshit about bodies having to be buried within 24 hours "under Islamic Law."

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 23, 2011 03:08 PM (niZvt)

96 90 So the govt is going to have the first ever nationwide EMS broadcast on Nov 9 at 2 PM. All TV stations and all radio.

Obama voters hardest hit.

The rest of us will be working.

Posted by: Peaches at October 23, 2011 07:02 PM (/ybwc)

Here's a question.  Is there ever a time where a nationwide EMS would be necessary?  Other than a 9/11 type occurrence and I don't think it was even needed there for how quick everything went to covering it. 

These idiots would use it the next time a weakening category 1 hurricane approaches New York, while ignoring the category 5 headed towards Florida of course.

Posted by: buzzion at October 23, 2011 03:08 PM (GULKT)

97 Posted by: Meow

So I take it this is 'She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named'?

You're kind of leaving out this part of the transcript:

But youÂ’ve seen his.

I donÂ’t know. Have I?

You donÂ’t believe whatÂ’s been released?

I donÂ’t know. I had dinner with Donald Trump the other night.

And?

That came up.

And he said?

He doesnÂ’t think itÂ’s real.

And you said?

I donÂ’t have any idea. It doesnÂ’t matter. HeÂ’s the President of the United States. HeÂ’s elected. ItÂ’s a distractive issue.


Posted by: laceyunderalls a/k/a lu now with 10% more laceyness at October 23, 2011 03:08 PM (bAST8)

98 102
Told ya I smelled cat piss and old person...

Posted by: mpfs at October 23, 2011 03:09 PM (3TjSM)

99 This of course being the relevant portion of that transcript --

I donÂ’t have any idea. It doesnÂ’t matter. HeÂ’s the President of the United States. HeÂ’s elected. ItÂ’s a distractive issue.

Posted by: laceyunderalls a/k/a lu now with 10% more laceyness at October 23, 2011 03:09 PM (bAST8)

100 102 Posted by: Meow

So I take it this is 'She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named'?

You're kind of leaving out this part of the transcript:


Thank you for that, lacey!!!  Me?  If Perry doesn't come back, I will expend my last breath of life trying to get that fuckin' Newt to the nom.  NO ROMNEY!

Posted by: Peaches at October 23, 2011 03:11 PM (/ybwc)

101
The problem with Qadaffy being offed so soon is that what secrets did he take with him to the garbage dump.
Maybe nothing worth while but we'll never know.

Posted by: YIKES! at October 23, 2011 03:12 PM (70TBD)

102 Two hundred BILLION dollars.  The mind boggles . . .

Posted by: Peaches at October 23, 2011 03:13 PM (/ybwc)

103 Posted by: Waterhouse at October 23, 2011 07:07 PM (lbYVo)

Personal favorites.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 23, 2011 03:15 PM (46U7o)

104 Libs why do you hate God?

Posted by: I Despise Libs :-) at October 23, 2011 03:16 PM (w9vb/)

105 The problem with Qadaffy being offed so soon is that what secrets did he take with him to the garbage dump.

Here's another thought - maybe all those Libyan weapon depots were deliberately abandoned as kinda forget-me-nots of the Qadaffy regime to the West. 

And maybe he had more WMD components than we know. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 23, 2011 03:16 PM (AUdXG)

106 I can see clearly now the cloud is gone. It's gonna be a bright, bright sunshiny blog. Go Rangers!

Posted by: PugBoo TeaPug Jihadist Mastermind at October 23, 2011 03:17 PM (PmMQb)

107 110 Libs why do you hate God?

I'm not too fond of them either.

Posted by: God at October 23, 2011 03:17 PM (46U7o)

108

Two hundred BILLION dollars. The mind boggles . . .

That's petty cash to Zero.  I have no doubt a lot of unaccounted stimulus money will magically find its way to his campaign.

 

Also, for some reason I can't italicize or adjust any fonts.  Anyone else having that problem?

Posted by: Mayday at October 23, 2011 03:18 PM (orrLR)

109 "103 102
Told ya I smelled cat piss and old person..."

If you are lucky, you will grow old, or your will never have been born.

Who can figure?

Posted by: I Despise Libs :-) at October 23, 2011 03:18 PM (w9vb/)

110 For more advice see: Palin, Sarah

Posted by: Unindicted Co-Conspirator at October 23, 2011 07:16 PM (IhHdM)

I thought that was Bachmann.  It was Palin?  Whoops, I just went all honey badger again, lol.

Posted by: Peaches at October 23, 2011 03:18 PM (/ybwc)

111

Also, for some reason I can't italicize or adjust any fonts. Anyone else having that problem?

Posted by: Mayday at October 23, 2011 07:18 PM (orrLR)

Internet explorer 9 right?  Click the compatibility button, the broken page looking thing next to the refresh button and you'll be able to.

Posted by: buzzion at October 23, 2011 03:19 PM (GULKT)

112

Here's a question.  Is there ever a time where a nationwide EMS would be necessary?

A terrorist nuclear detonation might warrant that if it might be considered part of a coordinated attack.

Posted by: ErikW at October 23, 2011 03:19 PM (D5H5F)

113 Also, for some reason I can't italicize or adjust any fonts.  Anyone else having that problem?

Click the "view/edit source" button and remove the formatting.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 23, 2011 03:19 PM (46U7o)

114 Oh never mind, I read that wrong.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 23, 2011 03:20 PM (46U7o)

115

I have no idea, really, I'm just guessing.

 

Posted by: ErikW at October 23, 2011 03:20 PM (D5H5F)

116 Here's a question.  Is there ever a time where a nationwide EMS would be necessary?

And why is it necessary the day after an election?  That's the part that has me scratching my head.  Well, not really, I'm sure they're gearing up for the suspension of the constitution the day after bammy has his ass handed to him by the generic republican next year.

Posted by: Peaches at October 23, 2011 03:21 PM (/ybwc)

117 Infomus == loose shit that is loose

Posted by: Zimriel at October 23, 2011 03:22 PM (6GvAC)

118 Girls, we must fight together, men are generally inferior...

Posted by: I Despise Libs :-) at October 23, 2011 03:22 PM (w9vb/)

119 >>I have come here to gloat among Ricardo Perry's faithful.

It's great to see you know who the real enemy is. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 23, 2011 03:24 PM (5H6zj)

120

The Pledge of Allegience is still being recited, at least in my neice's kindergarten class.  I asked her to say it, and here's her version:

"I pledge allegience to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.  You may now be seated."

Posted by: Mayday at October 23, 2011 03:25 PM (orrLR)

121 Obama's reelection campaign strategy will be the same as his economic strategy: Spend! Spend! Spend!

That is it. Bombard the electorate with massive amounts of Obama propaganda so the GOP contender will be lost in the noise. Throw money at people aka 'Bribe' to convince them to vote for Obama.

That is it in a nutshell.

If that don't work, well, there is a few months from the election to inauguration to forment a crisis and use that crisis to suspend the constitution.

The Left is so close to total power that they will not go willingly.

Posted by: Holger at October 23, 2011 03:26 PM (zaVyn)

122 Girls, we must fight together, men are generally inferior...

Posted by: I Despise Libs :-) at October 23, 2011 07:22 PM (w9vb/)

The 'ettes don't play that way.  

GFY

Posted by: Peaches at October 23, 2011 03:26 PM (/ybwc)

123 I want this cloud dead.
I want its family dead.
Its mailman.
Its grade school teacher and the asshole who delivers its milk on Wednesday.
Don't come talk to me until you can prove to me the cloud is dead.

Posted by: sifty at October 23, 2011 03:26 PM (4CSeG)

124

Internet explorer 9 right? Click the compatibility button, the broken page looking thing next to the refresh button and you'll be able to.

Yes, and that did the trick.  Thanks!

Posted by: Mayday at October 23, 2011 03:27 PM (orrLR)

125 If you are lucky, you will grow old, or your will never have been born.

Who can figure?
Posted by: I Despise Libs :-)

Fuck off titweasel.

Posted by: mpfs at October 23, 2011 03:27 PM (3TjSM)

126 meow/curious been down at the ows? with your like minded overeducated trust fund friends? trying to fit in? shit on some police cars?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 23, 2011 03:28 PM (SH3gZ)

127 sifty do you have a cold?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 23, 2011 03:29 PM (SH3gZ)

128 Girls
Educate
Bring home the bacon
Relieve us from war
I love you

Posted by: I Despise Libs :-) at October 23, 2011 03:29 PM (w9vb/)

129 Girls, we must fight together, men are generally inferior...

Posted by: I Despise Libs :-) at October 23, 2011 07:22 PM (w9vb/)


In an effort to save or create votes the libs are now apparently giving trolling computers to the shit stuck in between the toes of pickled pig's feet.

Posted by: sifty at October 23, 2011 03:30 PM (4CSeG)

130 Girls
Family
Truth?

Posted by: I Despise Libs :-) at October 23, 2011 03:31 PM (w9vb/)

131 Steve Forbes is endorsing Perry. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 23, 2011 03:31 PM (5H6zj)

132 134 meow/curious

been down at the ows? with your like minded overeducated trust fund friends? trying to fit in? shit on some police cars?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 23, 2011 07:28 PM (SH3gZ)

Is that a new hash tag for the keeper of the litter box? Or an imitation?

Posted by: museisluse at October 23, 2011 03:32 PM (4Lj43)

133 sifty

do you have a cold?

No. Just being a cranky little bitch because I hate packing. Moving day is close and tempers are frayed.

It really cuts into my internet know-it-all acting and XBox playing.


Posted by: sifty at October 23, 2011 03:32 PM (4CSeG)

134 Well twinkle down and sniff my toes, matey!

Posted by: Starboardhelm at October 23, 2011 03:32 PM (hHgxI)

135 I Despise Libs :-)

Who's the sunt?

Posted by: laceyunderalls a/k/a lu now with 10% more laceyness at October 23, 2011 03:33 PM (bAST8)

136

Posted by: I Despise Libs :-) at October 23, 2011 07:18 PM (w9vb/)

This is typed with most sincerity - get bent and screw yourself with a rusty knife. 


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 23, 2011 03:33 PM (AUdXG)

137 No. Just being a cranky little bitch because I hate packing. Moving day is close and tempers are frayed

My condolences.  Moving is teh suck.

Remind me -- are you leaving CA for ID? 

Posted by: Y-not at October 23, 2011 03:33 PM (5H6zj)

138 Girls
Educate
Bring home the bacon
Relieve us from war
I love you

Posted by: I Despise Libs :-) at October 23, 2011 07:29 PM (w9vb/)

That's just creepy.

Posted by: ErikW at October 23, 2011 03:34 PM (D5H5F)

139 Who's the sunt?

Think this is the crypto-waterhead raykon of the Antarctic Special Air Surplus.

Posted by: sifty at October 23, 2011 03:34 PM (4CSeG)

140 It has an Average Joe stink to it as well.

Posted by: ErikW at October 23, 2011 03:35 PM (D5H5F)

141 Who's the sunt?

Posted by: laceyunderalls a/k/a lu now with 10% more laceyness at October 23, 2011 07:33 PM (bAST


The trolling has vague raycon about it.

Posted by: YIKES! at October 23, 2011 03:36 PM (70TBD)

142 Remind me -- are you leaving CA for ID?

Yeah. Movers show up Nov. 19 to haul it out. We're packing our stuff and finding out how much shit we've managed to stuff in this little place.

Idaho bound. Or as I like to call it, "The Texas That Doesn't Border Mexico".

Posted by: sifty at October 23, 2011 03:36 PM (4CSeG)

143 Lots of frustrated "Progressive" wimmens out there who can't attract and keep a good man and project their issues on the rest of us who have found good men. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 23, 2011 03:36 PM (5H6zj)

144 >>Idaho bound. Or as I like to call it, "The Texas That Doesn't Border Mexico"

Congrats on fleeing California.  I haven't been to Idaho yet, but it looks nice.  Too bad you're missing Fall, but even three feet of snow will be California.  I know whereof I speak!

Posted by: Y-not at October 23, 2011 03:38 PM (5H6zj)

145 Even with packing Honey Badger style and getting rid of a ton to charity it still stacks up to be a lot.

Wife is a packrat and I'm a Spartan when it comes to decorating.

We meet in the middle. A fuckin mess.

Posted by: sifty at October 23, 2011 03:38 PM (4CSeG)

146 151 B...b...but....they don't need men, remember!

Nothing that a few classes from Home Depot and their rabbit can't take care of. Guuuuuuuuuuurl power!

Posted by: laceyunderalls a/k/a lu now with 10% more laceyness at October 23, 2011 03:38 PM (bAST8)

147 backs slowly out of the room.

Posted by: willow-generic republican at October 23, 2011 03:39 PM (h+qn8)

148 a BLT would nice right now. or cookies........

Posted by: Racefan at October 23, 2011 03:39 PM (/culk)

149 I haven't been to Idaho yet, but it looks nice.

Idaho is like California in English.

Posted by: sifty at October 23, 2011 03:40 PM (4CSeG)

150 all of you Off My cloud now!

Posted by: willow-generic republican at October 23, 2011 03:40 PM (h+qn8)

151 What's a "sunt"? acronym translation please.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 23, 2011 03:40 PM (JKNDp)

152 156 a BLT would nice right now. or cookies

I've been in a cake mood lately.  Mmmm.... caaaaaake!

Posted by: Y-not at October 23, 2011 03:40 PM (5H6zj)

153 I packed stuff for months before moving in August.Eventually I'll unpack it all.Eventually.

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2011 03:40 PM (fyOgS)

154 This weak-sauce birther comment of Perry sounds like a pander to what he thinks his base wants to hear. More to the point is what he thinks too many of his base don't want to hear, which is, "birthers are dangerous nuts".

Birthers are not his base, of course; birthers are more into the fringe candidates, which I guess means Bachmann and Paul now. But he doesn't want to alienate them.

I'd have preferred something along the lines of "yeah, he is a natural born citizen... technically". Certain points could then be raised about dual citizenship, his time abroad, his internationalism, his longstanding affinity toward antiAmerican and Communist mentors, and now his support of al-Qaeda against neutral-to-friendly nations like Libya (but supporting antiAmerican dictators in Iran and Honduras). The "extremists" get what they want, the conspiracy theories get sidelined, and best of all - all these points are true.

Posted by: Zimriel at October 23, 2011 03:41 PM (6GvAC)

155

Hey Sifty it was great meeting you and your's yesterday.

Remember everything your kid breaks is one less thing to pack!

Hope all goes well.

 

Posted by: KZnextzone at October 23, 2011 03:42 PM (ZUWaD)

156 Mayflower told me they could pack everything we own in one day for $1000.

I look at my checkbook roughly every four seconds every day all day.

bastards. like heroin dealers.


Posted by: sifty at October 23, 2011 03:42 PM (4CSeG)

157 Libs, all my off shore servers, are reeking big bucks.

Libs, why do you hate freedom?

Posted by: I Despise Libs :-) at October 23, 2011 03:42 PM (1rA2i)

158 The 's' is for the stupid. The rest you can figure out

Posted by: laceyunderalls a/k/a lu now with 10% more laceyness at October 23, 2011 03:42 PM (bAST8)

159 162 This weak-sauce birther comment of Perry sounds like a pander to what he thinks his base wants to hear.

Really?  I didn't think it was much of anything, certainly not a bad statement.  I had the impression he was saying that he had not looked at the documentation himself (let's face it, how many have?  In a way, you're better off feigning disinterest if you're a pol anyway), but that he acknowleged that Trump wasn't convinced.  But he (Perry) was pretty clear that he thought it was a non-issue. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 23, 2011 03:43 PM (5H6zj)

160 I always liked "twunt".

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 23, 2011 03:43 PM (46U7o)

161

Hey Sifty it was great meeting you and your's yesterday.

Remember everything your kid breaks is one less thing to pack!

Hope all goes well.


It was good seeing you! It was good to force ourselves to take a couple hours off, even if Goob was insane the whole time.

We came right back home and dove back into boxing stuff up.


Posted by: sifty at October 23, 2011 03:44 PM (4CSeG)

162 Sunt is what I learned growing up in a Bobby Knight household. We were classy like that.

Imagine how wonderful this country would look if we had a man like that running the show. Granted, he'd choke a bitch, but still. He'd certainly get the job done and make libs cry while he did it.

Posted by: laceyunderalls a/k/a lu now with 10% more laceyness at October 23, 2011 03:44 PM (bAST8)

163 164 Mayflower told me they could pack everything we own in one day for $1000.

Money for nothing  

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 23, 2011 03:44 PM (AUdXG)

164 164 Mayflower told me they could pack everything we own in one day for $1000.

They're worth it for things like china and stemware, as well as for electronics, but not really for anything else.  Unless someone else is paying. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 23, 2011 03:45 PM (5H6zj)

165

Nothing that a few classes from Home Depot and their rabbit can't take care of. Guuuuuuuuuuurl power!

 

The Horror!

Posted by: michelle obama's Rabbit at October 23, 2011 03:45 PM (adBIB)

166 Idaho bound. Or as I like to call it, "The Texas That Doesn't Border Mexico".

Posted by: sifty at October 23, 2011 07:36 PM (4CSeG)

OMG, sifty, I totally thought you were already there . . . 

Still, this will be THE BEST thing you have ever done, not only for you and Mrs. Sifty, but for the boy. 

You and your understandably tenuous hold on sanity are on my prayer list, starting now.

Posted by: Peaches at October 23, 2011 03:45 PM (/ybwc)

167 167 162 Y-Not is exactly right.

He basically said "I haven't seen it".

If I'm a Texan I'd be thankful for that -- that means he was doing his damn job and not getting worked up over nonsense.

Posted by: laceyunderalls a/k/a lu now with 10% more laceyness at October 23, 2011 03:46 PM (bAST8)

168 Posted by: michelle obama's Rabbit

Worst.Sock.Ever.

Actually. No, the worst would be the landing strip.

Posted by: laceyunderalls a/k/a lu now with 10% more laceyness at October 23, 2011 03:46 PM (bAST8)

169 Y-not: By now we can safely call "bullshit" on a Republican candidate, having dealt with the birth certificate nonsense for years now, even facing at one point an explicitly birther rival (Trump), not having an opinion on this topic.

Actually I could have stopped the above sentence at the word "candidate"

Posted by: Zimriel at October 23, 2011 03:46 PM (6GvAC)

170 Two morgue workers are talking. They are telling stories about the people they've had on their table when one of them says: "I had a woman come in the other day and she had breasts like watermelons, man." "Well, I had a woman come in the other day," the other one says, "and she had a clitoris like a lemon." "What? She had a huge clitoris?" "No, it was really sour."

Posted by: CSM BigBird at October 23, 2011 03:47 PM (IPT7r)

171 Rabbit. ha.

Moochelle uses a wildebeest hooked to a diesel generator stolen from a children's hospital.

Posted by: sifty at October 23, 2011 03:47 PM (4CSeG)

172 Thanks for the disturbing imagery you all..ugh. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 23, 2011 03:48 PM (AUdXG)

173 @177
OK, I just don't see it that way.  I think Perry is honey badger on the subject. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 23, 2011 03:48 PM (5H6zj)

174 Worst.Sock.Ever.
Actually. No, the worst would be the landing strip.

Almost there.

Posted by: Michelle Obama's Clitoris at October 23, 2011 03:49 PM (46U7o)

175 Moochelle has one of those Trojan Twister thingies.

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2011 03:49 PM (fyOgS)

176 NYC Shootings: Up 28% as Police Divert Resources to OWS Protests

Link to Verum

Posted by: laceyunderalls a/k/a lu now with 10% more laceyness at October 23, 2011 03:49 PM (bAST8)

177 You and your understandably tenuous hold on sanity are on my prayer list, starting now.

What we are going through is nothing compared to the boys and girls in uniform.

I appreciate a mention with the Upstairs Neighbor anytime though.


Posted by: sifty at October 23, 2011 03:50 PM (4CSeG)

178 Eww, CSM

Posted by: Zimriel at October 23, 2011 03:50 PM (6GvAC)

179 Idaho bound. Or as I like to call it, "The Texas That Doesn't Border Mexico".

Posted by: sifty at October 23, 2011 07:36 PM (4CSeG)

I've been to Idaho, you wouldn't believe how many Hispanics there are, they even have highway billboards in Spanish.

Posted by: KG at October 23, 2011 03:50 PM (LD21B)

180 *sobs*

Posted by: laceyunderalls a/k/a lu now with 10% more laceyness at October 23, 2011 03:50 PM (bAST8)

181 So Forbes is on board with Perry.  Will Dick Armey endorse him as well?  I read an interview of him yesterday, I think it was, and he was pretty favorable about the tax proposal. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 23, 2011 03:51 PM (5H6zj)

182 NYC Shootings: Up 28% as Police Divert Resources to OWS Protests

I can fix this problem in one easy step.

Can you guess how? I bet you can.

Hand out winter coats to the OWS with targets and $50 bills pinned to the fronts.


Posted by: sifty at October 23, 2011 03:52 PM (4CSeG)

183 i love cake........... i dont care what kind..... its all good.

Posted by: Racefan at October 23, 2011 03:52 PM (/culk)

184

Almost there.

'Oprah Winfrey's Purple Bush Bean' has been the worst sock I've worn, to date.

 

 

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2011 03:52 PM (adBIB)

185 "165 Libs, all my off shore servers, are reeking big bucks."

Repugs hate metaphors

Posted by: I Despise Libs :-) at October 23, 2011 03:53 PM (itaxw)

186 CSM, that is one of the most twisted jokes I  have ever read.  I have a mortician buddy.  I'll pass it on.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 23, 2011 03:53 PM (JKNDp)

187 This thread  never had a chance....

Posted by: laceyunderalls a/k/a lu now with 10% more laceyness at October 23, 2011 03:53 PM (bAST8)

188 I've been to Idaho, you wouldn't believe how many Hispanics there are, they even have highway billboards in Spanish.

I'm pretty sure Hispanics are allowed everywhere. It's not the citizens I have a problem with.

Posted by: sifty at October 23, 2011 03:53 PM (4CSeG)

189 'Oprah Winfrey's Purple Bush Bean' has been the worst sock I've worn, to date.

I've worn that a time or two myself!

Posted by: Gayle King's Strap-On at October 23, 2011 03:53 PM (46U7o)

190 Zoey Deschanel is doing a decent job on the anthem at the World Series game.

Posted by: museisluse at October 23, 2011 03:54 PM (4Lj43)

191

 Moochelle has one of those Trojan Twister thingies.

 

We've had to 're-task' the H.A.A.R.P. on several occasions.

  Last time we had to shut it down on her.   It was that or risk losing the Washington Monument.

Posted by: Barack Huseein Obama at October 23, 2011 03:55 PM (adBIB)

192 I'm pretty sure Hispanics are allowed everywhere. It's not the citizens I have a problem with.

Posted by: sifty at October 23, 2011 07:53 PM (4CSeG)

Actually, the ones I saw didn't exactly look like citizens, but yea, wasn't expecting to see so many of them in Idaho though.

Posted by: KG at October 23, 2011 03:55 PM (LD21B)

193 First Admiral Raycon of the First Alaskan Intergalatic Space Unit

I always forget. I get so impressed with its wit I forget the details and get all swooney.

Posted by: sifty at October 23, 2011 03:55 PM (4CSeG)

194

My latest blog post, OWS - The Democrats' Electoral Albatross:

 

It's great.  I commented there, Theresa.

Posted by: Truman North, Bum Jew at October 23, 2011 03:55 PM (I2LwF)

195

Was banging a lady over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, "ItÂ’s my husband! Quick, try the back door!"
Thinking back, I really should have ran – but you don’t get offers like that every day.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 23, 2011 03:56 PM (JKNDp)

196 W looks good!  God bless those people!

Posted by: Peaches at October 23, 2011 03:56 PM (/ybwc)

197 heh W just through another fucking strike

Posted by: robtr at October 23, 2011 03:56 PM (MtwBb)

198 199 Zoey Deschanel is doing a decent job on the anthem at the World Series game.

To atone for her atrocious performance in The Happening.  I honestly thought she had acquired brain damage during that movie, the way she showed her googly-eyes. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 23, 2011 03:57 PM (AUdXG)

199

Just beacuse you CALL Zoey Daschenel a singer doesn't mean she's any good when she sings the Anthem before the World Series.

 

Nice pitch, GWB.

Posted by: Z Ryan at October 23, 2011 03:57 PM (U9NWP)

200 welcome back laceyunderalls, we missed you.

Posted by: Racefan at October 23, 2011 03:57 PM (/culk)

201 Now THAT is how to start a baseball game- GW Bush pitches to Nolan Ryan.

Posted by: museisluse at October 23, 2011 03:57 PM (4Lj43)

202 Actually, the ones I saw didn't exactly look like citizens, but yea, wasn't expecting to see so many of them in Idaho though.

The invasion is ongoing. No arguing that.

Posted by: sifty at October 23, 2011 03:57 PM (4CSeG)

203 An attractive young female professor announces a test that would begin the next morning. No rain checks, no make-up opportunities. Be there or get a zero. A young man in the back raises his hand, winks at the professor and says "But what if we're incapable of taking the test tomorrow due to extreme, crippling sexual exhaustion? Then what?"

The professor replies, "Then I suppose you'll have to write the answers with your other hand."

Posted by: CSM BigBird at October 23, 2011 03:58 PM (IPT7r)

204 I'm so sick of her. Some guys are dorks for the child-like women though. Next she can talk about video games and comic books and we can all pretend she's a 10.

Posted by: Z Ryan at October 23, 2011 03:58 PM (U9NWP)

205 Was banging a lady over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, "ItÂ’s my husband! Quick, try the back door!"
Thinking back, I really should have ran – but you don’t get offers like that every day.

Stolen.


Posted by: sifty at October 23, 2011 03:59 PM (4CSeG)

206 heh W just through another fucking strike

This makes me happy.


Posted by: HeatherRadish at October 23, 2011 03:59 PM (lGVMg)

207

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 23, 2011 07:56 PM (JKNDp)

 

You want offers like that every day?

Just drop the restraining order.

Posted by: Barney Frank (D) at October 23, 2011 03:59 PM (adBIB)

208 The invasion is ongoing. No arguing that.

Posted by: sifty at October 23, 2011 07:57 PM (4CSeG)

Still tho, hope it all goes well for you. It's beautiful up there.

Posted by: KG at October 23, 2011 04:00 PM (LD21B)

209 I never left, racefan, but thanks!

Posted by: laceyunderalls a/k/a lu now with 10% more laceyness at October 23, 2011 04:01 PM (bAST8)

210

sifty, well of course. Do you make up all original material?

 

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 23, 2011 04:01 PM (JKNDp)

211

Obama's failed stimulus cost more than the entire Iraq war.

(I'm hoping that catches on like "SCOAMF" did)

Posted by: Jade Sea at October 23, 2011 04:01 PM (IdPEP)

212 Next she can talk about video games and comic books and we can all pretend she's a 10.

I'll take that over some twig with duck lips blabbing about the caviar on the yacht and the weather in Milan.

diff'rent strokes and all that


Posted by: sifty at October 23, 2011 04:01 PM (4CSeG)

213 199 Zoey Deschanel is doing a decent job on the anthem at the World Series game.

I was wondering who that was.  She did a good job!  Straight on, no bs.  I hate when they do all that vocal extravaganza shit.  That was nice.  And W pitching to Nolan Ryan?  Gave me the full smiley-face.

Posted by: Peaches at October 23, 2011 04:02 PM (/ybwc)

214 Do you make up all original material?

I don't make up anything but my bed and the size of my wiener.

No, I meant I'm stealing that from you.

Posted by: sifty at October 23, 2011 04:03 PM (4CSeG)

215

Speaking of Obama's historic pitch, you MUST look at Greg Morton's Obama in Mom Jeans song on youtube. 

Posted by: Jade Sea at October 23, 2011 04:04 PM (IdPEP)

216 112 I can see clearly now the cloud is gone. It's gonna be a bright, bright sunshiny blog.

Posted by: PugBoo TeaPug Jihadist Mastermind at October 23, 2011 07:17 PM

everybody's smilin
sunshine day
everybody's laughin
sunshine day
everybody seems so happy today

Posted by: The Brady Bunch at October 23, 2011 04:04 PM (Y+DPZ)

217 To slake my blood lust for mayhem I'm watching Fright Night on amazonprime.

Posted by: mpfs at October 23, 2011 04:04 PM (3TjSM)

218 Zoey, is not that cute

Posted by: I Despise Libs :-) at October 23, 2011 04:06 PM (w9vb/)

219

Oh, Jesus, I just read the top of this comment thread.

Can we please stop telling each other to fuck off?

Posted by: Truman North, Bum Jew at October 23, 2011 04:06 PM (I2LwF)

220 I require donuts.

Posted by: mpfs at October 23, 2011 04:06 PM (3TjSM)

221 This thread is pretty active. Is it people trying to get their numbers up for Maetenloch's Top 10 of the week?

Posted by: Posting to get my numbers up at October 23, 2011 04:07 PM (Y+DPZ)

222 I don't masturbate.

I rape my hand.

Posted by: Chuck Norris at October 23, 2011 04:07 PM (oYYXa)

223 230

Oh, Jesus, I just read the top of this comment thread.

Can we please stop telling each other to fuck off?

Posted by: Truman North, Bum Jew at October 23, 2011 08:06 PM

Me tell people to fuck off because me like them

Posted by: Bizarro World Open Thread at October 23, 2011 04:08 PM (Y+DPZ)

224 Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on. The first surgeon said, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order". The second surgeon said, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up everything is in numerical order". The third surgeon said, "I like operating on electricians. When you open them up everything is color coded. The fourth surgeon said, "I like operating on Democrats". The other three surgeons looked at each other in disbelief. One of them asked why. The fourth surgeon replied, "Because they are heartless, gutless, spineless, and their ass and head are interchangeable".

Posted by: CSM BigBird at October 23, 2011 04:08 PM (IPT7r)

225

>The problem with Qadaffy being offed so soon is that what secrets did he take with him to the garbage dump.

the correct spelling of his name

 

 

wtf is a 'cloud' as mentioned above?

in conclusion, get off my lawn

Posted by: Jones at October 23, 2011 04:08 PM (8sCoq)

226

Zoey's an 8.

If I could stand her politics, she'd be an 11, but you get -3 for playing for the other team.

Posted by: Truman North, Bum Jew at October 23, 2011 04:08 PM (I2LwF)

227 The cloud. It no work. She is broken.

Posted by: Barbarian at October 23, 2011 04:09 PM (EL+OC)

228 Posted by: I Despise Libs :-) at October 23, 2011 08:06 PM (w9vb/)

Considering the microwaved tripe you used as a sex doll last night I think we can safely say she is better than anything you'll ever get near.

Posted by: sifty at October 23, 2011 04:09 PM (4CSeG)

229 Posted by: Truman North, Bum Jew at October 23, 2011 08:06 PM

Spoken like a true RINO! 




I keed, I keed

Posted by: Y-not at October 23, 2011 04:09 PM (5H6zj)

230 So hows about all you goddamned one percenters give me a bunch of goddamned uptwinkles for being such a goddamned humorous  happening?

Posted by: OWS at October 23, 2011 04:09 PM (oYYXa)

231

Aaah, it was so nice to see good ole George W. getting the love.  I got all smiley too.  I was upstairs and was yelling to my husband George is throwing out the ball, yippie and I was clapping like a damn fool.  I thought he was going to do it yesterday but I guess they let some loser NBA player from Texas do it.

History will be kind to this honorable man.

Posted by: jaimo at October 23, 2011 04:10 PM (+qvzJ)

232 Oh great. Don Denkinger is behind the plate tonight...

Posted by: goozer at October 23, 2011 04:10 PM (vQcKN)

233 Can we please stop telling each other to fuck off?

That reminds me of the guy in Midnight Run who answers the phone at Roscon Bail Bonds.

"Everybody keeps telling me to go fuck myself!"

Posted by: sifty at October 23, 2011 04:11 PM (4CSeG)

234 Perhaps the solution re the cloud thingy is to post a static image screenshot of the thing and link to another page that has the dynamic one.  Because it really does slow the site (when it's working). 

Posted by: Y-not at October 23, 2011 04:11 PM (5H6zj)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 23, 2011 04:11 PM (bAST8)

236 Oh, apparently I have reading comprehension issues . . .  Brewer is taking me to task over on the other thread.  And, frankly, I am sick of his shit.

"He told me to go fuck myself."  Hey, read it the way you want.

Posted by: rdbrewer at October 23, 2011 07:57 PM (Cbqsy)


Posted by: Peaches at October 23, 2011 04:12 PM (/ybwc)

237 OK. Can't fake back pain any longer. Wife is onto my scheme.

See ya later.

Posted by: sifty at October 23, 2011 04:12 PM (4CSeG)

238 Zooey is cute but she has been in a lot of bad movies and miniseries. Tin Man for instance. OW MAH BRAIN

Posted by: Zimriel at October 23, 2011 04:12 PM (6GvAC)

239 Libs, anal sex, even in jest is not acceptable in Gods light.

Posted by: I Despise Libs :-) at October 23, 2011 04:13 PM (w9vb/)

240

"Obama's failed stimulus cost more than the entire Iraq war."

That would make an awesome bumper sticker.

Posted by: jaimo at October 23, 2011 04:13 PM (+qvzJ)

241 Raiders lost to the Chiefs 28-0

Hue Jackson has been praised as a genius by the sportswriters for picking up Carson Palmer

So what does he do, he starts Kyle Boller and leaves him there even though Palmer could rise from the dead and still do better

Maybe they should do a Weekend at Bernie's bit with Al Davis

Posted by: kbdabear at October 23, 2011 04:13 PM (Y+DPZ)

242 I've thought it over and I require glazed donuts while watching Fright Night.

When the Walking Dead is on I'm thinking cake donuts with sprinkles.

Posted by: mpfs at October 23, 2011 04:13 PM (3TjSM)

243 Libs, anal sex, even in jest is not acceptable in Gods light.

But it's less fun in the dark.

Posted by: sifty at October 23, 2011 04:15 PM (4CSeG)

244 Mrs. Paul, you're my kinda broad.

Posted by: Truman North, Bum Jew at October 23, 2011 04:15 PM (I2LwF)

245 Welcome to Idaho, sifty!   You ended up south I take it?  Shoulda come North. We're happier people here. We all have at least 1 frig and two barcaloungers on the porch.

Posted by: Derak at October 23, 2011 04:15 PM (0KxA9)

246 246 "ItÂ’s like Walmart for rats" Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 23, 2011 08:11 PM

Sounds like a good time for me to show up

Posted by: E. Coli at October 23, 2011 04:16 PM (Y+DPZ)

247 These OWS assholes are going to spread the plague.

Posted by: Truman North, Bum Jew at October 23, 2011 04:17 PM (I2LwF)

248 Welcome to Idaho, sifty!   You ended up south I take it?  Shoulda come North. We're happier people here. We all have at least 1 frig and two barcaloungers on the porch.

We let our 60 day notice and lack of money decide where we would go. It was really quite effective at making decisions for us throughout this process.

We may migrate North as we get used to the place and the weather.
This probably won't be the last house we ever buy.

Posted by: sifty at October 23, 2011 04:18 PM (4CSeG)

249 For comparison, Katherine Herridge is also an 8.  She's nominally a 5, but I like her politics.

Posted by: Truman North, Bum Jew at October 23, 2011 04:19 PM (I2LwF)

250 255 Mrs. Paul, you're my kinda broad. Posted by: Truman North, Bum Jew

Why thank you. I think it's a compliment to be called a broad too. 

Posted by: mpfs at October 23, 2011 04:19 PM (3TjSM)

251 I don't understand why they aren't getting evicted from private property.  Aren't the owners pushing for that?  'Cause it's the owners who'll be stuck with the bill for cleaning up that stuff, especially if there wind up being biohazardous conditions.

Posted by: Y-not at October 23, 2011 04:19 PM (5H6zj)

252 Can we please stop telling each other to fuck off?

As soon as we stop being whiny bitches?


I guess I should have gone out tonight. Roommates DVR-ing two shows and watching Amazing Race, so no football for Radish.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at October 23, 2011 04:19 PM (lGVMg)

253 rd,

Let it go, okay?

Enough already.

Posted by: mpfs at October 23, 2011 04:19 PM (3TjSM)

254 "254 Libs, anal sex, even in jest is not acceptable in Gods light.

But it's less fun in the dark."

GD you, my shit just shifted

lets talk I say, please Forgive me if i forget your name

Posted by: I Despise Libs :-) at October 23, 2011 04:20 PM (w9vb/)

255 I love you
You love me,
We're a fucked up family

Posted by: Barney the Fucking Dinosaur at October 23, 2011 04:21 PM (Y+DPZ)

256 258 These OWS assholes are going to spread the plague.

Nothing a couple crop dusters and some agent orange couldn't take care of...

Posted by: beanervt at October 23, 2011 04:21 PM (+y4TK)

257 Another thing rd.
When you are insulting and nasty to Peaches you are being nasty and insulting to a lot of 'ettes.

Don't go there please.

Posted by: mpfs at October 23, 2011 04:21 PM (3TjSM)

258 The park owners gave their blessing, Y-Not.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 23, 2011 04:21 PM (bAST8)

259 But I'm never rude!  Everything I say is teh awesome.

Posted by: rdbrewer at October 23, 2011 04:22 PM (Cbqsy)

260 OWS is being protected from on high by the Prince of Darkness like Verbal Kent.

Everything about this OWS bullshit is a theater production.


Posted by: sifty at October 23, 2011 04:22 PM (4CSeG)

261 I don't understand why they aren't getting evicted from private property.  Aren't the owners pushing for that?

That's the part I don't get, either, Y-not.  My mind is just getting boggled half to death these days.

Posted by: Peaches at October 23, 2011 04:22 PM (/ybwc)

262 Wrong, MPFS.  And when I'm responding to rudeness, I'm trying to put a stop to it.

Posted by: rdbrewer at October 23, 2011 04:22 PM (Cbqsy)

263 Just my opinion, but sister Emily is the better looking Deschanel

Posted by: kbdabear at October 23, 2011 04:23 PM (Y+DPZ)

264 I guess I should have gone out tonight. Roommates DVR-ing two shows and watching Amazing Race, so no football for Radish.
 

Stupid formatting.  Oh well.

Your first mistake was having a roommate.  Your second mistake was teaching him or her how to use the remote. 

Actually, your first mistake was never having sex with me.  But we could fix that at some point.

Posted by: Truman North, Bum Jew at October 23, 2011 04:23 PM (I2LwF)

265 Hey Infomos is back! So that's the "cloud" which caused all this fuss.

Posted by: Zimriel at October 23, 2011 04:23 PM (6GvAC)

266 I took me 5 tries to get the page up at all.

Posted by: dagny at October 23, 2011 04:23 PM (ubhub)

267 268 Another thing rd.
When you are insulting and nasty to Peaches you are being nasty and insulting to a lot of 'ettes.

Don't go there please.
Posted by: mpfs at October 23, 2011 08:21 PM

And to a lot of morons.

Posted by: kbdabear at October 23, 2011 04:24 PM (Y+DPZ)

268 Come to think of it, your sister Emily is hot

Posted by: Truman North, Bum Jew at October 23, 2011 04:24 PM (I2LwF)

269 "266 I love you
You love me,
We're a fucked up family"

LOL
family
...
Where do we go from here...

Posted by: I Despise Libs :-) at October 23, 2011 04:25 PM (w9vb/)

270 I took me 5 tries to get the page up at all.

Bob Dole has the answer!

Posted by: sifty at October 23, 2011 04:25 PM (4CSeG)

271 @269
Wow.  That's stupid. 

Well, it seems to me if they are allowing hazardous conditions on their property, there should be some repercussions for that. 

I look forward to the lawsuits that will pop up as various OWSers suffer illness and injuries. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 23, 2011 04:26 PM (5H6zj)

272 Wrong, MPFS.  And when I'm responding to rudeness, I'm trying to put a stop to it.

Posted by: rdbrewer at October 23, 2011 08:22 PM (Cbqsy)

Quit digging, apologize and move on.

Posted by: ErikW at October 23, 2011 04:26 PM (D5H5F)

273 This post smells kinda rapey.

Posted by: Bob Saget at October 23, 2011 04:27 PM (dBvlk)

274 And when I'm responding to rudeness, I'm trying to put a stop to it.

Posted by: rdbrewer at October 23, 2011 08:22 PM (Cbqsy)

Really??  How was this rude? 

Oh, good, another "cloud."  It'll be a week before the site loads properly again.  Sigh.

That cloud shit contributes less than nothing and fucks up everybody's site access. 

Posted by: Peaches at October 23, 2011 04:27 PM (/ybwc)

275 Hey can we go back to ripping on Obama and dumbfuck trolls?

Not commenters or co-bloggers?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 23, 2011 04:27 PM (bAST8)

276 For Gawd's sake, have a drink, have a cookie or put more fabric softener in your washer.Let. It. Go.

Posted by: mpfs at October 23, 2011 04:27 PM (3TjSM)

277 "281 I took me 5 tries to get the page up at all."

Yes, Ace and I are fighting a war of reality?

I dunno

Posted by: I Despise Libs :-) at October 23, 2011 04:27 PM (w9vb/)

278 I think the sidebar could use 20 pictures of a Napolitano and some old crossdresser in hotpants.  Because I know when I come to the blog I want to feel like puking.

Posted by: buzzion at October 23, 2011 04:28 PM (GULKT)

279 I don't mind the clouds at all.  I think I'm in the distinct minority.

Posted by: Truman North, Bum Jew at October 23, 2011 04:29 PM (I2LwF)

280 Who's watching Walking Dead?I am,I guess.

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2011 04:29 PM (fyOgS)

281 OK, time for Colts v Saints.  Drew (my opponent's remaining player) is predicted to get 58 pts.  I have three players and a defense left to go.  Even with that, I'm not confident. 

I just have to hope Drew throws most of his passes to Sproles and Colston b/c I have those two going tonight. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 23, 2011 04:30 PM (5H6zj)

282 >>Because I know when I come to the blog I want to feel like puking.

Maybe we can get some more undertaker draining bodies stories going! 

Posted by: Y-not at October 23, 2011 04:31 PM (5H6zj)

283 Cloud is no problem forme and I am on a computer that would qualify as an antique, running IE9

Posted by: Ma Bell at October 23, 2011 04:31 PM (uVuwp)

284 No, I meant I'm stealing that from you.
Got it.  Feel Free!

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 23, 2011 04:32 PM (JKNDp)

285 290 I don't mind the clouds at all.  I think I'm in the distinct minority. Posted by: Truman North, Bum Jew at October 23, 2011 08:29 PM

You're NOT of the body!!!

Posted by: The Archons at October 23, 2011 04:32 PM (Y+DPZ)

286 291 Who's watching Walking Dead?

Well, I just turned on the Saints game....

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 23, 2011 04:32 PM (46U7o)

287 290 I don't mind the clouds at all. I think I'm in the distinct minority.

Posted by: Truman North, Bum Jew at October 23, 2011 08:29 PM (I2LwF)

It'd be less of a hassle and resource hog if it was stuck below the fold so it didn't screw up the main page.  You know treat it like they typically do  youtube embed.

Posted by: buzzion at October 23, 2011 04:32 PM (GULKT)

288 Truman, I like them too, so we're a small minority. They seem to work in FF.

So Halloween candy.... what do y'all fancy?


Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 23, 2011 04:33 PM (bAST8)

289 294

LOL

Posted by: mpfs at October 23, 2011 04:33 PM (3TjSM)

290 This ONT has already surpassed last night's in less than an hour

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at October 23, 2011 04:34 PM (ijjAe)

291 rdbrewer went over the line with that F bomb.

On the other hand, I don't much like the tone of Peaches's comment either. This is what she meant: "Could you put that below the fold? It screws up the site load; not to mention that Infomous is loose shit anyway".

What she said was sarcastic ("oh good") followed by a sentence on its face defeatist ("it'll be") and finally emo ("sigh").

That's not how one talks to men. I'm not sure that's how one should talk to women, either.

Posted by: Zimriel at October 23, 2011 04:34 PM (6GvAC)

292 Well, I just turned on the Saints game....

*gently weeps*

Posted by: laceyunderalls missing #18 at October 23, 2011 04:34 PM (bAST8)

293 So Halloween candy.... what do y'all fancy?

I bought a bunch of choco-covered raisins.  I want to have something that's not too bad for us if we have leftovers.  I have no idea what to expect in terms of the number of kids who'll come to this new house. 

I tried to find yogurt covered ones but I struck out. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 23, 2011 04:34 PM (5H6zj)

294 Zoey was in 100 days of Summer which was an okay movie. Her new TV sitcom , New Girl is pretty good.

Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at October 23, 2011 04:35 PM (i9cTu)

295 Kafka
Breaking Bad
Figure it out Bitches
I digress
Proceed

Posted by: I Despise Libs :-) at October 23, 2011 04:35 PM (w9vb/)

296 Bows and flows of angel hair
And ice cream castles in the air
And feather canyons everywhere
I've looked at clouds that way
But now they only block the sun
They rain and snow on everyone
So many things I would have done
But clouds got in my way

Posted by: Judy Collins at October 23, 2011 04:35 PM (Y+DPZ)

297 *gently weeps*

How you doin'?

Posted by: Zombie George Harrison at October 23, 2011 04:35 PM (46U7o)

298 282 @269
Wow.  That's stupid. 

Well, it seems to me if they are allowing hazardous conditions on their property, there should be some repercussions for that. 

I look forward to the lawsuits that will pop up as various OWSers suffer illness and injuries. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 23, 2011 08:26 PM (5H6zj)

They backed off their request for the NYPD to evict OWS, possibly due to previously granted for wind farms stimulus money. THen the Community board unanimously supported OWS.

Posted by: museisluse at October 23, 2011 04:35 PM (4Lj43)

299 This ONT has already surpassed last night's in less than an hour

Well that's because the ONT is now a whole new breed of crazy. It stinks worse than OWS after a month at Zuccotti Park.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 23, 2011 04:36 PM (bAST8)

300 This ONT has already surpassed last night's in less than an hour

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at October 23, 2011 08:34 PM (ijjAe)

This is the ONT?

Posted by: ErikW at October 23, 2011 04:36 PM (D5H5F)

301 I could eat mac n cheese till my stomach explodes.

Posted by: mpfs at October 23, 2011 04:36 PM (3TjSM)

302 Can someone do the merciful thing and shoot this thread dead?

Posted by: The Won at October 23, 2011 04:36 PM (6Cjut)

303 I bought a bunch of choco-covered raisins.

Peanut Butter Snickers.

That will be all.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 23, 2011 04:36 PM (bAST8)

304 BANG

Posted by: Y-not at October 23, 2011 04:37 PM (5H6zj)

305 Ya know.. I work with databases all day.. I can query for trends, patterns, etc..

But I still have no freakin' idea what the hell those clouds are trying to say.  It's meaningless drivel some geek invented and has convinced retards all over the internets that it is REALLY COOL!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 23, 2011 04:37 PM (UTq/I)

306 TWIX

Posted by: mpfs at October 23, 2011 04:37 PM (3TjSM)

307 Ughh, don't start talking about food.  We just had steaks and BBQ turkey and pumkin pie and I'm miserable.

Posted by: Bob Saget at October 23, 2011 04:37 PM (dBvlk)

308 Candy corn is great stuff.

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2011 04:37 PM (fyOgS)

309 313 I could eat mac n cheese till my stomach explodes. You said it brother. Watching football. Wife making the mac n cheese for me and USA jr. Life is good.

Posted by: The Won at October 23, 2011 04:37 PM (6Cjut)

310 It's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Bones McCoy at October 23, 2011 04:37 PM (5H6zj)

311 This is the ONT?

This is the ONT-In-Exile.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 23, 2011 04:38 PM (46U7o)

312 Peaches comment was run of the mill moron style comment. rdbrewer's comment was run of the mill rdbrewer comment.

Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at October 23, 2011 04:38 PM (i9cTu)

313 That's not how one talks to men.

 

Later, guys.  And, don't forget, Pamprin and Vagisil are both available OTC.

Posted by: Peaches at October 23, 2011 04:38 PM (/ybwc)

314 I try not to think about Zoey Daschels politics and proclivities because that would ruin her hotness for me.  I loved/lusted her in Failure To Launch.  Her sister BTW stars in Bones.  She's not as hot though.  Looks like a cross between Zoey, Maria Shriver and Skeletor.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 23, 2011 04:39 PM (JKNDp)

315 Shit.

Everything's still pink.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 23, 2011 04:39 PM (46U7o)

316

They backed off their request for the NYPD to evict OWS, possibly due to previously granted for wind farms stimulus money. THen the Community board unanimously supported OWS.

Posted by: museisluse at October 23, 2011 08:35 PM

If that's the case, I hope the hippies stay a good long time. Some people have to keep wiping piss off the floor until they discover that they have to put the seat up

Posted by: kbdabear at October 23, 2011 04:39 PM (Y+DPZ)

317 We just had steaks and BBQ turkey and pumkin pie and I'm miserable.

Why are you miserable?  Sounds good to me. 

I had a thin crust margherita pizza and Caesar salad... and chocolate cake with iced coffee.  Mmmmm... caaaake!


TD Colston!

Posted by: Bones McCoy at October 23, 2011 04:39 PM (5H6zj)

318 MAYBE, Ace should consider a look at Bobby Jindal.

He just got re-elected with 60 plus % of the vote.

Why wasn't the MSM, or this blog, or shit, most others, talking about it?

What were the positions of the opposing parties?  I mean, WTF???

Where was the left?  Where were the protests?  Jindal is Republican.  Why was the DNC  and the left not demonizing Jindal?   Maybe they don't want to bring attention to the three branches of government...in this case the administrative (ie:Obama's White House), which is responsible for stopping all drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.

So why hasn't anybody asked why the left and the MSM took a pass on national media coverage of Jindal's re-election opposition?

We didn't get Jindal coverage, we got Occupy Wall Street coverage.  You know what Ace, Instapundit, and the rest of you guys I respect so much?  You've been had.

Outplayed. 
Think of the past coverage of the governors races in Wisc. and other states.  Think of the past media coverage of those races.  And now consider the amount of coverage on Jindal's re-election. 

I say it again.  You have been had.


Posted by: Jack at October 23, 2011 04:39 PM (zKFOT)

319 Thanks a lot rd. 

Now Peaches is good and pissed.

Bye all

Posted by: mpfs at October 23, 2011 04:40 PM (3TjSM)

320 Special on Female Mixed Martial Arts on CNN coming up next.

Posted by: Zakn at October 23, 2011 04:40 PM (zyaZ1)

321

Junior Mints

in the little boxes.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2011 04:41 PM (adBIB)

322 Why are you miserable?  Sounds good to me. 

Exactly.  Too good to not be a glutton.

Posted by: Bob Saget at October 23, 2011 04:41 PM (dBvlk)

323

325That's not how one talks to men.



Later, guys. And, don't forget, Pamprin and Vagisil are both available OTC.

Poor widdle men's gentle sensibilities can't handle sarcasm, tsk, tsk, such a shame. 

How's fuck you asshole and the horse you  rode in on.  Is that more direct and less sarcastic?  Can you men handle that one.

Have a good evening Peaches. 

Posted by: jaimo at October 23, 2011 04:41 PM (+qvzJ)

324 God, I call to you, I believe I can't stand your children...

What say you???

Posted by: I Despise Libs :-) at October 23, 2011 04:42 PM (w9vb/)

325 Bones McCoy sock off!

Drew can throw TDs to Colston and Sproles all night.  Just not to anyone else. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 23, 2011 04:42 PM (5H6zj)

326 We  used to give boxes of raisins at my house for Halloween. And my Mom wondered why the house always got TP'd. Sheesh.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 23, 2011 04:42 PM (bAST8)

327 He just got re-elected with 60 plus % of the vote.

There is no more Democrat Party in Louisiana at the state level, so it's no surprise.  What I wanted was a decent Republican to run against Jindal.

None did, so I left the governor's race blank.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 23, 2011 04:42 PM (46U7o)

328

That didn't copy as well as I would have liked.

 

Posted by: jaimo at October 23, 2011 04:43 PM (+qvzJ)

329 polynikes: run of the mill moron style comment.
Peaches: And, don't forget, Pamprin and Vagisil are both available OTC.

No, actually... Peaches is being snide and passive-aggressive, beyond "the call of duty" one might say. And now she's playing the troll.

Which is her right, of course. (And I do it myself... a lot. I'm just holding back for this occasion.) But if her targets are pissed off, well... that's why they're pissed off.

Posted by: Zimriel at October 23, 2011 04:43 PM (6GvAC)

330 331 Thanks a lot rd. 

Now Peaches is good and pissed.

Bye all
Posted by: mpfs at October 23, 2011 08:40 PM

I think I'll take a powder until the ONT is up too.

Posted by: kbdabear at October 23, 2011 04:43 PM (Y+DPZ)

331 Thanks for sharing, please keep an update about this info. love to read it more. i like this site too much.

Posted by: Jerusalem: The Biography ePub at October 23, 2011 04:44 PM (d/blT)

332 "Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2011 08:41 PM (adBIB)"

I say, you know the truth

Posted by: I Despise Libs :-) at October 23, 2011 04:44 PM (w9vb/)

333 Hhmmmm...

So this is interesting.  Apparently I was upgraded from AVG Internet Security 2010 to the 2012 version.

I really miss my 2010 version.

A scan used to take 20, 25 minutes.  Now it takes something like 90.

Wonder if I should reinstall the old version?

Posted by: Robert at October 23, 2011 04:44 PM (F79HU)

334

ok, on Sundays i drink......... and might take a toke.and damn sure will like cake donuts....but rd, like the rest of us who say things sometimes that might be wrong on here..... we let it go......... when we do we say ok i fuckrd up....do you want people to hate you and not read anything you wright because of what you said to Peach? that was kinda out of line...

Posted by: Racefan at October 23, 2011 04:44 PM (/culk)

335 That cloud shit contributes less than nothing and fucks up everybody's site access.

rd = allahpundit?

Posted by: Barbarian at October 23, 2011 04:44 PM (EL+OC)

336 so much sand in so many vaginas

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2011 04:44 PM (adBIB)

337 Yes, we need a thread to make fun of the Walking Dead again.  It was the only way I made it thru last week.  (yes, I know I could skip it, so shut up).

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 23, 2011 04:45 PM (xOy1A)

338 ps - I like the joe biden raped cloud.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 23, 2011 04:46 PM (xOy1A)

339 Seriously. I tried to distract with talk of candy and even that didn't work

*sad face for a sad thread*

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 23, 2011 04:46 PM (bAST8)

340 God I hate reality, give me your truth...

Posted by: I Despise Libs :-) at October 23, 2011 04:47 PM (w9vb/)

341 349 This episode is going to be really mockworthy too,I think.

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2011 04:48 PM (fyOgS)

342

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 23, 2011 08:46 PM (bAST

Two things always work to distract, boobs and guns.

Posted by: Robert at October 23, 2011 04:48 PM (F79HU)

343
Wonder if I should reinstall the old version?
Posted by: Robert

trouble with that Robert is eventually the updates won't be released for the older version, and newer will only work with the updated engine.

Posted by: beanervt at October 23, 2011 04:48 PM (+y4TK)

344 Shorter Peaches: "If I get offended, I call upon all the white knights of AOSHQ to ride to my rescue! Oh, teh vapours"

"But if you get offended, take some fuckin' Midol"

And now, I must lol.

Posted by: Zimriel at October 23, 2011 04:49 PM (6GvAC)

345 Zimriel my take is that a sarcastic post is better served by a sarcastic response rather than a go fuck yourself. That's lazy and insulting to Briebart who expects better from our commentors.

Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at October 23, 2011 04:49 PM (i9cTu)

346 Who gives a shit. If rd told someone else to go fuck themselves no one would care, and would probably pile on lol

Posted by: Zakn at October 23, 2011 04:49 PM (zyaZ1)

347 The guest bloggers took more shit better than rd.
Just sayn'.

Posted by: Pecos at October 23, 2011 04:50 PM (2Gb0y)

348 Isn't it funny odd stupid how a shitstorm gets stirred up for absolutely no good reason? I had to bow out the other night because I didn't like the vibe of the ONT.  Now we are telling people to "go fuck themselves" for not liking a format?  I think I got dissed for a joke earlier.  It was a JOKE.   I save my bile for lib trolls.  If you pick it. it won't heal. Ladies and gents let's not go down that path. 

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 23, 2011 04:50 PM (JKNDp)

349 348 Tell me about it.

Posted by: Christiane Amanpour at October 23, 2011 04:50 PM (fyOgS)

350 351 Seriously. I tried to distract with talk of candy and even that didn't work

*sad face for a sad thread*

OK, lacey, how about some eye candy for the moronettes?  (completely safe link to a sports site)

I wouldn't mind finding Johan Santana in my Halloween bag...


Alternatively, how about a discussion of favorite adult Halloween costumes?  That should get the morons going. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 23, 2011 04:50 PM (5H6zj)

351 Do critics really think Walking Dead is good?Groupthink?Hype??Why??

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2011 04:51 PM (fyOgS)

352 Why isn't a new Dexter on tonight?

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2011 04:52 PM (fyOgS)

353 Was going to be Fester Addams since I look like him anyway but heard someone else was going to do that at the same party.  Didn't feel like recreating the South Park episode where everyone shows up as Chewbacca

Posted by: Bob Saget at October 23, 2011 04:53 PM (dBvlk)

354
trouble with that Robert is eventually the updates won't be released for the older version, and newer will only work with the updated engine.

Posted by: beanervt at October 23, 2011 08:48 PM (+y4TK)

You sure?  I thought the virus definitions would be downloaded into, and work on, any build version.  I was under the assumption I was just paying for the subscription to the definitions updates.

Posted by: Robert at October 23, 2011 04:54 PM (F79HU)

355 Zimriel my take is that a sarcastic post is better served by a sarcastic response rather than a go fuck yourself. That's lazy and insulting to Briebart who expects better from our commentors.

Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at October 23, 2011 08:49 PM (i9cTu)

I laughed.

Posted by: ErikW at October 23, 2011 04:55 PM (D5H5F)

356 Hey Ettes, I went back and got this just to lure you back.  Hunks on Tractors from IOTW. Get your 2012 calendar now.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 23, 2011 04:55 PM (JKNDp)

357 Colston's second TD!

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 23, 2011 04:55 PM (46U7o)

358 Nat. Right to Life is solid behind Cain the Main:
The National Right to Life Committee is today vouching for Republican presidential candidate Herman
CainÂ’s bona fides, saying the businessman who is considered by many to be the current GOP frontrunner
is pro-life.
NRLCÂ’s comments come after a 48-hour period during which Cain has confused pro-life voters where he
stands — by first using seemingly pro-abortion language saying government should have no involvement
before finally clarifying he is pro-life and saying he wants abortions illegal.
“Herman Cain’s pro-life,” David O’Steen, executive
director of the National Right to Life Committee, told
National Review. “He addressed our convention last
June. We are quite confident in his pro-life position.
When he ran in the primary for senate some years
back Â… he ran as a pro-life candidate then in Georgia.
WeÂ’ve known of him for a number of years, and heÂ’s
always taken a pro-life position.”

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at October 23, 2011 04:55 PM (Z7ypG)

359 ...how about a discussion of favorite adult Halloween costumes?

I'm going to the party as me! Whaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Posted by: Thumb Sucking Baby Man Who Receives SS at October 23, 2011 04:55 PM (EL+OC)

360 Ben might be doing a Walking Dead thread.

Posted by: rdbrewer at October 23, 2011 04:55 PM (Cbqsy)

361 So the Rangers win the Superbowl yet?

Posted by: Robert doesn't really pay attention to pro sports at October 23, 2011 04:56 PM (F79HU)

362 I say we must support Ace, no matter how banal his truth.

Freeeedddoooommmmmm.......

Posted by: I Despise Libs :-) at October 23, 2011 04:57 PM (w9vb/)

363 Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 23, 2011 08:55 PM (JKNDp)


Perhaps farm life would suit me.


Posted by: willow-generic republican at October 23, 2011 04:57 PM (h+qn8)

364 So the Rangers win the Superbowl yet?

They just made a goal.

Posted by: Bob Saget at October 23, 2011 04:58 PM (dBvlk)

365 I think the Rangers are finding some firw in the belly tonight. Maybe GWB gave some inspiration...

Posted by: museisluse at October 23, 2011 04:58 PM (4Lj43)

366 BTW, quite a lot of hot chicas on this new ABC show, "Once Upon a Time."  Mmmmmmmmmm...

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at October 23, 2011 04:59 PM (Z7ypG)

367 My mistake, I thought this was the ONT not an open thread

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at October 23, 2011 04:59 PM (ijjAe)

368 They just made a goal.

Posted by: Bob Saget at October 23, 2011 08:58 PM (dBvlk)

Awesome.  The Stanley Cup finally comes to Texas!

Posted by: Robert at October 23, 2011 05:00 PM (F79HU)

369 @369 Nice, Ohio Dan. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 23, 2011 05:01 PM (5H6zj)

370


 

Two things always work to distract, boobs and guns.

Posted by: Robert at October 23, 2011 08:48 PM (F79HU)

you are right about that.   also bacon and cake. apple pie os way up on the list to.

Posted by: Racefan at October 23, 2011 05:01 PM (/culk)

371

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Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 23, 2011 05:03 PM (JKNDp)

372 Thread killing for threads that start out in conflict, thread killing for threads that degenerate into attacks on the host platform, Libyan Thread killers, Killing for threads so dead that people are moving to Idaho to escape them, Killing for threads that have looked at clouds from both sides now, 999 thread killing and helicopter thread killers for OWS strafing with DDT B-29s with Rachel Carson pin-ups painted on the side ironically named Rachel Corrie and having pre-boarding checks that employ El Al TSA techniques, World Series thread killers..

Posted by: Thread Killaz at October 23, 2011 05:08 PM (ZUWaD)

373

Awesome.  The Stanley Cup finally comes to Texas!

Posted by: Robert at October 23, 2011 09:00 PM (F79HU)

HAHAHA! And the Blue Jackets will see you in the playoffs.

Posted by: ErikW at October 23, 2011 05:15 PM (D5H5F)

374 That is useful information and its quite easy to come a croper if you are not vigilant.

Posted by: Hotel Vendome iBooks at October 23, 2011 05:15 PM (c12VK)

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Posted by: The Long Goodbye AudioBook at October 23, 2011 05:24 PM (W8f6H)

376 Wow this is soo helpful I have been trying to figure this out on my own for a long time now. Hopefully making this change will help encourage discussion on my blog.

Posted by: Between the Sea and Sky ePub at October 23, 2011 06:17 PM (btJTw)

377 The Walking Dead is a horrible showDamn terrible.

Its freakin' general hospital with zombies.  I mean really, we need the emotional stuff with the kid who was shot?  I really care what the moms predictable reaction to her boy being shot.. and to waste 30 minutes on that storyline. What a waste of time.  Horrible acting too.  The 'stoic cowboy' thing is plain sloppy ripoff crap hoping to make the main character seem 'deep' .. when he's a fucking idiot.  An emotional, stupid Clint Eastwood.

The smartest person turns out (by far) to be the brother of the guy they left on the roof.  The one everyone was worried about being an impulsive, violent methhead who'd make really stupid and rash decisions... yeah.  He's the only one who hasn't made any dumb mistakes and has kept his head

anyway, what a damn disappointment!  Now i've got to wait forever before Justified comes back on.. shit!  AMC needs some new story writers.  Between this, and breaking bad turning into a super Machiavellian game of 5 dimensional chess I cannot take it any more! damn

Check out Drudge right now.. The stupid look on Obamas face makes me want to punch the damn screen.  What a clueless fucking asshole

Posted by: Governor Moon Beaner at October 23, 2011 06:19 PM (bcmD0)

378 You really make it seem so uderstandable with your presentation but I find this topic before really hard to understand. It seems too complicated and very broad for me.

Posted by: The Iron Knight ePub at October 23, 2011 06:22 PM (VpaHX)

379 I get it....this is where you all jump out of the sidebars and yell SURPRISE !

Posted by: Thread Killaz at October 23, 2011 07:09 PM (ZUWaD)

380 What a great game. I would have left Holland in to face at least one more batter, though. With a four-run lead you can afford that. If it was 1-0 or 2-0, then of course you have to go to the closer.

Posted by: rickl at October 23, 2011 07:27 PM (sSpXH)

381 Now I know why he refused.You may be different than me though...

I just hate airline travel and the way it makes me miss sleep or even the chance to relax for an hour or two every 6 hours.


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