June 05, 2011
— CAC Open thread, with another super high tech MSPaint map for you to enjoy for your afternoon.
What if the generic ballot advantage Republicans enjoyed state by state, and the intensity of loathing towards Democrats state by state, were applied to the 2012 race, with President Obama facing his strongest challenger, Generic Republican?
Considering the magnitude of the shifts in the Midwest, New England, South, and even parts of the West, here is roughly how things would pan out:
I know what most of you morons are probably doing right now:
so I will give you your privacy, and enjoy your open thread.
UPDATE- Finally noticed the image looked a bit funny, after sobering up. Cleaned above, but if any part of it is tough to read, I included a very, very big image below the fold to avoid screwing up the AoS mainpage:
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Posted by: beedubya at June 05, 2011 10:40 AM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Mitt Romney at June 05, 2011 10:40 AM (VXBR1)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 05, 2011 10:44 AM (LH6ir)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at June 05, 2011 10:45 AM (VidfH)
Posted by: t-bird at June 05, 2011 10:49 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Fortunata at June 05, 2011 10:51 AM (90H1N)
Nope, it'll be cast in biblical terms. You know, we untermenschen simply couldn't fathom his transcendent splendor. "Forgive them, for they know not what they do". Who says liberals don't get religion?
Posted by: pep at June 05, 2011 10:51 AM (6TB1Z)
Obviously I'm a moron and cannot read the squished up text. I can, however, tell the difference between red and blue.
The blue team keeps its coastal bunkers and one lone commie holdout in the midwest. Team Red rides to the rescue, rings the church bells and awakens the British...........oh wait
Posted by: Boots at June 05, 2011 10:52 AM (neKzn)
Posted by: t-bird at June 05, 2011 10:52 AM (FcR7P)
What If 2010=2012?
In terms of our unprofessional in-the-tank-for-the-D media, it won't just be Nancy Skinner turning to marijuana.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at June 05, 2011 10:53 AM (0fzsA)
Obama next yera will make Mondale look good
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, Irish not Joooish at June 05, 2011 10:54 AM (UqKQV)
Posted by: Babe Foxman at June 05, 2011 10:55 AM (Il0Ez)
Chocolate Jesus' days are numbered, and the numbers are declining. We will do to them what the Dems did to the Repubs in 1932. Prepare for two generations in the Wilderness, libtards
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, Irish not Joooish at June 05, 2011 10:56 AM (UqKQV)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 05, 2011 10:56 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, Irish not Joooish at June 05, 2011 10:58 AM (UqKQV)
Posted by: Al at June 05, 2011 10:58 AM (MzQOZ)
Posted by: beedubya at June 05, 2011 02:46 PM (AnTyA)
FIFY
Posted by: NC Ref at June 05, 2011 10:58 AM (/izg2)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 05, 2011 10:58 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 05, 2011 10:59 AM (y/+eD)
Posted by: Kara of The Others at June 05, 2011 10:59 AM (GfhFm)
I was thinking of moving there too. Not anymore.
Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at June 05, 2011 11:01 AM (TCyyS)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 05, 2011 11:02 AM (AZGON)
my response? "YOU DORK!"
anyway hes back in service and continuing to hate the GWOT, and get in bar fights that he cant remember. Mostly because they insist him to be sober, sometimes. I think this annoys him, and his annoyance annoys others he calls "coworkers."
heh.
Posted by: Gushka at June 05, 2011 11:04 AM (93zw2)
32 Can anyone tell me why Montana suddenly became a swing state? McCain only won that state by 3% last time when aforetimes it was always crimson red.
Isn't Montana where Ted Turner owns half the state? And lots of Hollyweird libtards have second homes there too. I'm sure they would never violate the law and vote in both states.
Posted by: Boots at June 05, 2011 11:04 AM (neKzn)
Posted by: ErikW at June 05, 2011 11:04 AM (HNe78)
Posted by: DaMav at June 05, 2011 11:05 AM (QNU76)
Posted by: Bob Dole at June 05, 2011 11:05 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: Spliff Ryder at June 05, 2011 11:08 AM (piN8q)
Posted by: Club President at June 05, 2011 11:08 AM (GfhFm)
Posted by: dvdivx at June 05, 2011 11:09 AM (rBW4C)
Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at June 05, 2011 03:01 PM (TCyyS)
Californicators and lib-pervs from the Northeast have infested the place
They've targeted the state, as they have with Vermont and Colorado
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, Irish not Joooish at June 05, 2011 11:10 AM (UqKQV)
Posted by: Hugh G. Rection at June 05, 2011 11:12 AM (+mhhR)
Posted by: Heywood Jablome at June 05, 2011 11:13 AM (AZGON)
I have the same problem. Go figure.
Posted by: Heywood Jablome at June 05, 2011 03:13 PM (AZGON)
Word to your moms.
Posted by: Peter Gozinya at June 05, 2011 11:15 AM (HNe78)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2011 11:15 AM (nyKxa)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, Irish not Joooish
I hope so, but we are heading for perilous economic times. It will be hard for either party to maintain a majority AND do what is necessary to fix this mess we are in. The tilt of the Make Believers against Republicans/Conservatives will still make a difference in some elections.
"Generic Republican" doesn't have a family, a voting history, a record of statements or policies. This guy is pretty clean, but unfortunately I don't think he can get enough signatures to get onto any primary ballots. We will have to settle for mere mortals to run against Obumbles, and that is the rub.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes... at June 05, 2011 11:16 AM (sJTmU)
Posted by: MostlyRight at June 05, 2011 11:17 AM (gjRqD)
The democratically fair thing to do with both California and Texas is to split them up. The Rio Grande Valley needs to be its own state; and there's at least two states locked up in California not counting the deserts which may as well be ceded to Nevada.
Mind you, that gets into the whole discussion on whether there should be an Idaho, what to do with Delaware and Rhode Island, at what point do we decide to declare Maryland "greater DC" and kill it, etc etc.
Posted by: Zimriel at June 05, 2011 11:20 AM (Vh7aI)
intensity of loathing towards Democrats
I have to agree. I'm not sensing the Obama love on campus like I did in 2008. Of course, there's still plenty of butt-hurt libtards but they tend to not open their mouths in the engineering college.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at June 05, 2011 11:20 AM (S2+uh)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 05, 2011 11:21 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: t-bird at June 05, 2011 11:21 AM (FcR7P)
I think we need a safe word for these situations.
Posted by: Alex at June 05, 2011 11:22 AM (x40U+)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes... at June 05, 2011 03:16 PM (sJTmU)
I was thinking about that this morning. Does the predicted success of a generic candidate suggest that the Republican Party's best chance is with a mainstream candidate with mainstream attributes?
Maybe the best guarantee for a win is a boring, unchallenging candidate who simply punches all the right buttons.
God, I sure as shit hope not.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 05, 2011 11:25 AM (LH6ir)
Posted by: Alex at June 05, 2011 03:22 PM (x40U+)
LANDSLIDE!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 05, 2011 11:26 AM (LH6ir)
Posted by: Zimriel at June 05, 2011 11:28 AM (Vh7aI)
If I had a Weiner I'd Weiner in the morning I'd Weiner in the evening All over this land I'd Weiner out danger I'd Weiner out a warning I'd Weiner out love between my brothers and my sisters All over this land
Posted by: Peter, Paul, and Mary at June 05, 2011 11:29 AM (GfhFm)
Posted by: John Boehner at June 05, 2011 11:30 AM (AZGON)
Montana's been blue at the state level for a long time and typically much less red than other Mountain West states in presidential elections. Clinton won it in '92 and almost did in '96. Bush 41 only won it by five or six points in '88.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 05, 2011 11:30 AM (YQ7Ou)
I'm not there yet, but Dr. Drew has assured me that a surgeon can convert my cooter into a dick. I'm very excited about having a dick, and the opportunity to fuck all the people who have screwed with me all my life.
Posted by: Chaz Bono at June 05, 2011 11:34 AM (cwFVA)
Montana's been blue at the state level for a long time and typically much less red than other Mountain West states in presidential elections. Clinton won it in '92 and almost did in '96. Bush 41 only won it by five or six points in '88.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 05, 2011 03:30 PM (YQ7Ou)
It is the A River Runs Through It effect. Lots of libs fell in love with the landscape and moved up there.
Posted by: stuiec at June 05, 2011 11:35 AM (HMdeP)
Posted by: Delores at June 05, 2011 11:36 AM (GfhFm)
Can anyone tell me why Montana suddenly became a swing state? McCain only won that state by 3% last time when aforetimes it was always crimson red.
Unions + Mines + Universities + Californicators = DemonRat Montanans.
Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2011 11:41 AM (ia6lq)
I don't even think it's that, because Democrats have always run much stronger in Montana than in the surrounding states, going all the way back to its first presidential election as a state. And that's the best news for the GOP there -- in statewide races it's basically a toss-up between the parties. Montana can easily be swept one way or the other, depending on the national environment. (Conrad Burns found this out in 2006). The state legislature was an exact 50-50 split before the Republicans took it over last November.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 05, 2011 11:44 AM (YQ7Ou)
Posted by: Zimriel at June 05, 2011 11:45 AM (Vh7aI)
Maybe the best guarantee for a win is a boring, unchallenging candidate who simply punches all the right buttons.
God, I sure as shit hope not.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
I think that is the Romney strategy - not exactly an optimal outcome, and he would have a lot of problems with the party base that "Generic Republican" wouldn't. "Generic Republican" hasn't done and said a lot of dumb things in the past that tend to alienate his base.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes... at June 05, 2011 11:50 AM (sJTmU)
Posted by: locusts at June 05, 2011 11:51 AM (GfhFm)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 05, 2011 03:44 PM (YQ7Ou)
As garrett points out, you also have the labor movement, with the IWW leading strikes against the mine owners (and the mine owners retaliating with force).
Posted by: stuiec at June 05, 2011 11:51 AM (HMdeP)
Posted by: AZ Native at June 05, 2011 11:53 AM (DVYq+)
Not offended in fact you have my sympathies having to deal with the infestation.
Posted by: YIKES! at June 05, 2011 11:59 AM (sdRJs)
Posted by: sybilll at June 05, 2011 12:03 PM (WSG3o)
I've seen this repeated on many occasions. I have yet to see a set of data that would back it up.
I've dug around and the closest I come to any data that is remotely connected contradicts the hypothesis at least for the 1990s. It doesn't show a direct impact of ex-CA residents, only the pop. influx but it does cut across the complaint.
USA Today, 10/28/2002: Mountain West region becomes biggest Republican bastion
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 05, 2011 12:03 PM (qaU+h)
Posted by: Preznit B to the O Holla at June 05, 2011 12:06 PM (yQWNf)
Romney is making the assumption that the Republican base is sufficiently motivated that they will vote for Rosie O'Donnell's dingleberries over Obama. And he's probably correct. They won't give much money, but he can self-finance a big chunk of the run-up to the general election, so he doesn't care.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 05, 2011 12:08 PM (LH6ir)
Take all the McCain states, add in all the states where the Dems got their asses kicked in 2010 and you get to 320 EVs. All those pinks and blues are irrelevant.
Yeah, but Obama is a mortal lock on reelect *rolls eyes*
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 05, 2011 12:14 PM (cSkZ5)
We need someone with a clear voice that can keep on message that OBAMA MADE IT WORSE. Higher unemployment rate, less people working, more people on food stamps, your house is worth less, gas costs more, we started another fucking war, drilling for less of our own oil, wages are lower, credit card rates are higher, harder to get a loan.
Do you want four more years of this shit?
Posted by: robtr at June 05, 2011 12:19 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: mcgurk at June 05, 2011 12:21 PM (66u/Z)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 05, 2011 12:21 PM (eOXTH)
Posted by: Theresa D at June 05, 2011 12:23 PM (KbNTb)
Did spin and garble every phrase;
All tipsy were the beltway whores,
And the wonk rats blogged away.
"Beware the Weinercock, my lass!
The shriveled bag, the boney ass!
Beware the Billy Bird, and shun
The frumpious Hillysnatch!"
She took her i-phone in her hand:
Long time the tweeting perv she sought--
So rested she by the Tele-v,
And sat awhile in thought.
And as in uffish thought she sat,
The Weinercock, with head of flame,
Came throbbing through the intertoobs,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! and through and through
The twitterverse went snicker-snack!
His career was dead, and with its head
He went hang dogging back.
"And hast thou seen the Weinercock?
Avert thine eyes my squeamish child!
O frickin' day! He's looks so gay!"
He waggles in the wild.
'Twas evening, and the slimy pols
Did spin and garble every phrase;
All tipsy were the beltway whores,
And the wonk rats blogged away.
Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at June 05, 2011 12:23 PM (H+LJc)
That is pretty much the GOP tag line for the election. Peggy Noonan said it almost exactly like that a few days ago.
The beauty of it is it is four little words carrying a lot of meaning, and they avoid the partisanship of trying to defend Bush.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 05, 2011 12:23 PM (cSkZ5)
of the four shades of red (burgundy, red, hot pink, light pink):
I think it's safe to say that we'll have all the burgundy states. That's 180 EV
Of the red states:
We will not take Michigan. Sorry. Obama will campaign there 24 hours a day about how he "saved" the auto industry and they will buy it.
Pennsylvania is always iffy. It ought to be in the lightest of light pink categories just because of the R history with that state (not good). Plus the D senator will be on the ballot and with closely divided states like that, the D's come out in full force to support "their" senator because the other one is already an R. So that one is probably not going to go our way.
But if we take all of the other red states, then that gives the R's 284 EVs. We win.
Posted by: chemjeff at June 05, 2011 12:28 PM (7mSYS)
Posted by: Kemp at June 05, 2011 04:23 PM (JpFM9)
Great quotation from the article.
And sprouts are a great source of aflatoxin, which is one nasty motherfucker.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 05, 2011 12:29 PM (LH6ir)
Now that weiner is getting all the love, my ass is starting to get better.
Posted by: The Chicken at June 05, 2011 04:01 PM (VMcEw)
You ass has always been a little tight, I like.
Es muy bueno.
Posted by: The Havana Donkey at June 05, 2011 12:31 PM (JpFM9)
Posted by: co-existent wingnut at June 05, 2011 12:31 PM (4Kl5M)
Warning NY Slime link.
http://tinyurl.com/3vvcz96
Posted by: Kemp at June 05, 2011 04:23 PM (JpFM9)
So how exactly did a pathogen that comes from humans and animals end up in an organic farm, HMMMM?
Probably some filthy hippie taking a dump in the middle of the crop field.
"It's, like, fertilizer, man!"
Posted by: ErikW at June 05, 2011 12:32 PM (BDsLk)
=======
That's the problem when you want someone with experience. . .they've had to make tough choices over the length of a career.
The only way you're going to find someone who hasn't divided their base in some way or another is if you pick someone with negligible experience, and/or a marked tendency to vote "present" to be your candidate. Then make sure they don't have to answer hard questions about their positions and experience, and they're in.
Personally, I'm happy enough to vote for Romney. Perfect conservative? No.
Good-enough, with enough economic sense to improve the mess we're in? Sure.
Posted by: looking closely at June 05, 2011 12:32 PM (KNy97)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 05, 2011 04:23 PM (cSkZ5)
Let Obama try to run on Bush again, good luck with that if he trys.
This election needs to be a referendum on Obama. Every day our guy needs to remind people that they have lost money with this guy.
Posted by: robtr at June 05, 2011 12:34 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: CAC at June 05, 2011 04:34 PM (JEVge
Now what the fuck did you do? What did you do!!!!
Posted by: robtr at June 05, 2011 12:36 PM (MtwBb)
Much of the farm labor there is North African and possibly loyal to their Libyan cousins.
If you want organic sprouts, grow them yourself.
Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at June 05, 2011 12:37 PM (H+LJc)
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 05, 2011 12:37 PM (RZ8pf)
So the two infected "workers" passed this shit on to the hippie sprout eating Germans?
God works in funny ways.
Posted by: Kemp at June 05, 2011 12:37 PM (JpFM9)
the devil brings up an interesting point, I wondered if this was some sort of food sabotage. Though it probably wasn't, how long until we're there with the terrorists?
Or maybe watching the season finale of The Event has made me more suspicious of produce than ever.
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 05, 2011 12:38 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: CAC at June 05, 2011 04:34 PM (JEVge
No change. What the fuck are we paying you for?
Posted by: Spoiled rotten moron at June 05, 2011 12:38 PM (LH6ir)
You will note that the Florida shaped penis also has the business end at Miami, and that's very appropriate.
Posted by: Committee to Ship Cubans Back to Cuba at June 05, 2011 12:38 PM (cwFVA)
Posted by: Phil McCracken at June 05, 2011 12:39 PM (VXBR1)
Posted by: looking closely
Listen a little closer then.
Posted by: sTevo at June 05, 2011 12:39 PM (VMcEw)
Posted by: Navy COP joe aka supercabbie!!! at June 05, 2011 12:39 PM (HdV6e)
I would doubt sabotage. I suspect that they were simply relieving themselves where it was most convenient.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 05, 2011 12:39 PM (LH6ir)
Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at June 05, 2011 12:39 PM (TCyyS)
I'm getting lots of FB friends, but they're all guys.
Posted by: Phil McCracken at June 05, 2011 04:39 PM (VXBR1)
No doubt about it, you're gay!
Posted by: Gadar Detector at June 05, 2011 12:40 PM (cwFVA)
Posted by: Navy COP joe aka supercabbie!!! at June 05, 2011 04:39 PM (HdV6e)
If we won the popular vote it would mean that we pretty much run the table, we would pick up WA, CA, MA, NY
Posted by: robtr at June 05, 2011 12:41 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Bugler at June 05, 2011 12:41 PM (VXBR1)
They already are, I've seen at least 4 Dem talking heads, in the last week, trying to make the case that Bush put us so far in the hole it is taking our brilliant God-King years to pull us out. We would be crazy, crazy to trust those granny-killing Republicans.
When all you've got is Mediscare and Government Motors to run on, your options are a little weak.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 05, 2011 12:42 PM (cSkZ5)
Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at June 05, 2011 04:39 PM (TCyyS)
She a little old, but thanks anyway.
Posted by: Roman Polanski at June 05, 2011 12:43 PM (LH6ir)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 05, 2011 04:42 PM (cSkZ5)
We can make him look like even more of a dickhead then. We need a president that can take responsibility.
Posted by: robtr at June 05, 2011 12:44 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: fluffy at June 05, 2011 12:45 PM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: Hugh G. Rection at June 05, 2011 12:45 PM (+mhhR)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 05, 2011 12:45 PM (7mSYS)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 05, 2011 12:48 PM (yQWNf)
Posted by: CAC at June 05, 2011 12:48 PM (JEVge)
Posted by: Navy COP joe aka supercabbie!!! at June 05, 2011 12:49 PM (HdV6e)
Dang, look how much bigger florida got when PGIS noticed.
Posted by: robtr at June 05, 2011 12:50 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Theresa D at June 05, 2011 12:50 PM (KbNTb)
Posted by: Cartman's Hand at June 05, 2011 12:51 PM (jUaMp)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 05, 2011 12:52 PM (yQWNf)
There, saved you some $
Posted by: Zimriel at June 05, 2011 12:52 PM (Vh7aI)
Posted by: National Geographic: In Search of the Right Margin at June 05, 2011 12:53 PM (VXBR1)
Posted by: fluffy at June 05, 2011 12:53 PM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: National Geographic: In Search of the Right Margin at June 05, 2011 12:54 PM (VXBR1)
Posted by: National Geographic: In Search of the Right Margin at June 05, 2011 12:55 PM (VXBR1)
I liked it, there is one part that i thought was lame, i won't say it in case you decide to see it, but you'll know what i'm talking about if you do see it. Overall though it was a good flick, plan on watching it agin when it gets to Netflix.
Posted by: booger at June 05, 2011 12:55 PM (9RFH1)
Also the new X Men movie was pretty good. A little overbusy, but a fun time which didn't make me want to throw half melted Junior Mints at the screen.
Posted by: Zimriel at June 05, 2011 12:56 PM (Vh7aI)
Posted by: National Geographic: In Search of the Right Margin at June 05, 2011 12:57 PM (VXBR1)
Posted by: mcgurk at June 05, 2011 12:57 PM (66u/Z)
Posted by: CAC at June 05, 2011 12:58 PM (JEVge)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 05, 2011 12:58 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: O. J. Simpson at June 05, 2011 12:58 PM (VXBR1)
Well then that is where Bob Dole is retiring to. Hey Bermuda, watch out for Bob Dole's 4 hour boner!
Posted by: Bob Dole! at June 05, 2011 12:59 PM (7mSYS)
I always wondered why Panama City and Pensacola smelled like the underside of a ball sack.......
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 05, 2011 04:48 PM (yQWNf)
If you stopped resting balls on your chin you wouldn't know about the smell.
Posted by: Gadar Detector at June 05, 2011 12:59 PM (cwFVA)
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 05, 2011 12:59 PM (+U6Gs)
Posted by: CAC at June 05, 2011 01:00 PM (JEVge)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 05, 2011 01:01 PM (7mSYS)
To me, Source Code annoyed me to the point that I took it personally. Basically I don't want others to reward the people involved in it. That's why I dropped that spoiler in here.
But maybe that was unethical on my part. Should I apologise to chemjeff (and anyone else who was thinking of seeing this)? Or is spoiling movies in general, in a review, fair? Or do we have an exception for anti-conservative propaganda?
Posted by: Zimriel at June 05, 2011 01:02 PM (Vh7aI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2011 01:04 PM (UlUS4)
Posted by: O. J. Simpson at June 05, 2011 01:05 PM (VXBR1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2011 05:04 PM (UlUS4)
To be fair...it also means 'Dirty Sockwater Dog' on every third corner.
Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2011 01:06 PM (ia6lq)
Posted by: mcgurk at June 05, 2011 04:57 PM (66u/Z)
You don't do movie reviews do you?
Posted by: ErikW at June 05, 2011 01:06 PM (BDsLk)
Nah, i didn't see your comment but that was the lame thing i was talking about, the bad guy is white and patriotic. It didn't bother me too much because overall it's secondary to the story, but it was definitely lame, it didn't even work because you just can't believe him as the bad guy, it was like making Mr. Rogers the bad guy.
Posted by: booger at June 05, 2011 01:06 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: O. J. Simpson at June 05, 2011 05:05 PM (VXBR1)
Does that mean you are going to give up your slave name?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 05, 2011 01:06 PM (yQWNf)
Damn, that Romney rant HAD to have taken chunks out of Mitt's hide. Do believe the lady was a bit exercised.
I suspect he has the funds to go a while, but he'll founder mid-way.
Okay with me, less work for Sarah to do.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 05, 2011 01:06 PM (ud5dN)
Posted by: O. J. Simpson at June 05, 2011 01:08 PM (VXBR1)
Posted by: fluffy at June 05, 2011 01:08 PM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 05, 2011 04:37 PM (RZ8pf)
That's just a profile view.
Posted by: Florida, the Limp Dick With Two Balls at June 05, 2011 01:09 PM (NNYl0)
if I see it at all, it will be at the $2 cheapo theater, can't imagine the directors make much money off that
Posted by: chemjeff at June 05, 2011 01:10 PM (7mSYS)
Posted by: O. J. Simpson at June 05, 2011 05:08 PM (VXBR1)
In order to REALLY scare the white man, it is necessary to adopt a scary muslim name. Osama X or somesuch. That will keep the truly scary away from your booty in prison.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 05, 2011 01:10 PM (yQWNf)
Go Yankees!
Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2011 05:00 PM (ia6lq)
He was a good pick-up, although a no-brainer. I am actually more impressed by Granderson. He radically changed his swing in less than a season and is now a deep threat at 185 pounds!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 05, 2011 01:11 PM (LH6ir)
Posted by: O. J. Simpson at June 05, 2011 01:11 PM (VXBR1)
He radically changed his swing in less than a season and is now a deep threat at 185 pounds!
Branderson has become awesome. He was good in Detroit, but the Yankees have polished his swing and his game. He generates some serious bat speed now.
damn italics
Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2011 01:13 PM (ia6lq)
Posted by: O. J. Simpson at June 05, 2011 05:11 PM (VXBR1)
Say what my brother?
Posted by: Zombie Johnnie Cockring at June 05, 2011 01:14 PM (yQWNf)
Posted by: zombie George Custer at June 05, 2011 01:15 PM (RPYjQ)
Posted by: O. J. Simpson at June 05, 2011 01:17 PM (VXBR1)
I want all the libtards in my town to start getting enthusiastic about voting next year.
Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at June 05, 2011 01:18 PM (4sQwu)
Posted by: Bubba at June 05, 2011 01:19 PM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: zombie George Custer at June 05, 2011 05:15 PM (RPYjQ)
We're nice enough to put a 16' Fence topped with Ravorwire around your 'National Monument' and we get no points for it...none?
Curious place for a Monument, too, George.
Right next to the Crow Reservation
Posted by: Montuckey at June 05, 2011 01:19 PM (ia6lq)
On a different note, last nite there was a group of us gathered at one of our local ice cream emporium's parking lot, with 9 or 10 classic cars. It turned into a crowd gatherer the owners were tickled about. All informal, but people were stopping and looking like crazy--also buying lots of ice cream. Now I guess they are willing to let it be a regular event, IF it doesn't get out of control.
I haven't heard the sentence "Boy, I had one of those" so much in years. Really tickles me, the appeal those oldies have.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 05, 2011 01:20 PM (ud5dN)
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 05, 2011 04:37 PM (RZ8pf)
Get a load of me.
Posted by: Illinois, limp dick with no balls at June 05, 2011 01:21 PM (UOM48)
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Posted by: irongrampa at June 05, 2011 05:20 PM (ud5dN)
What kind of car?
Posted by: Zombie Johnnie Cockring at June 05, 2011 01:23 PM (yQWNf)
Posted by: Theresa D at June 05, 2011 01:23 PM (KbNTb)
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 05, 2011 01:28 PM (Z05lF)
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Posted by: nevergiveup at June 05, 2011 01:29 PM (7wmOW)
~"Many, in that chart, colors, are there. Red....... Mostly"
2012 will the year of the Weiner Roast be ... except that it starts now.
Posted by: Arbalest at June 05, 2011 01:30 PM (Pvgq0)
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 05, 2011 05:28 PM (Z05lF)
The hell are you watching?
Posted by: ErikW at June 05, 2011 01:31 PM (BDsLk)
Right next to the Crow Reservation
And rattlesnakes, which I didn't know about until after I'd hiked over the whole thing.
Posted by: zombie George Custer at June 05, 2011 01:31 PM (RPYjQ)
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 05, 2011 01:31 PM (7wmOW)
My personal ride is a '68 road Runner, a clone of my original one.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 05, 2011 01:32 PM (ud5dN)
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 05, 2011 01:32 PM (+U6Gs)
smarty was the #1 shitheel in the Foreskin Man thread. Someguy doesn't go for antiSemitism, at least not that I saw.
Posted by: Zimriel at June 05, 2011 01:37 PM (Vh7aI)
Posted by: Gem at June 05, 2011 01:37 PM (zw+pb)
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 05, 2011 01:38 PM (7wmOW)
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 05, 2011 05:31 PM (7wmOW)
I'm sure he does. 
I guess Chief Leatherlips wasn't going to leave this one alone after all. 
Posted by: ErikW at June 05, 2011 01:39 PM (BDsLk)
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 05, 2011 01:40 PM (7wmOW)
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 05, 2011 01:41 PM (Z05lF)
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 05, 2011 01:42 PM (7wmOW)
Shouldn't Kristen Powers recognize the girth of the weiner then? I mean she must've seen it at some point, right? She knows which way it points when erect. Well Ms. Powers, is the dick in question that of your ex-boyfriend? Inquiring minds want to know.
Of course then again I'm not sure I could pick the underwear clad penis of an ex-boyfriend out in a line-up.
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 05, 2011 01:42 PM (RZ8pf)
Maybe Army should have brought some guns to the fight, or maybe let Navy handle it?
No kidding. Those future liberal congressmen are handing Army an ass-whoopin.
Posted by: USS Diversity at June 05, 2011 01:43 PM (RPYjQ)
US Department of State deeply troubled with violence on the Syrian border, but very unconcerned with violence on the Mexican border because it's under control according to Obama.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at June 05, 2011 01:44 PM (cwFVA)
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 05, 2011 05:41 PM (Z05lF)
I'm shocked. SHOCKED!
As penance, you may not take a mulligan on the next back nine you play.
And we shall never speak of this again.
Posted by: ErikW at June 05, 2011 01:47 PM (BDsLk)
I'm not sure I could pick the underwear clad penis of an ex-boyfriend out in a line-up.
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 05, 2011 05:42 PM (RZ8pf)
You can always recognized him by the tread marks, so roll him over.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at June 05, 2011 01:49 PM (cwFVA)
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 05, 2011 01:50 PM (Z05lF)
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 05, 2011 01:55 PM (YqvDu)
Is there any state that the left will not flock to?
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 05, 2011 05:55 PM (YqvDu)
Florida, the Penis State, has become so infected with liberals it's a miracle Alan West was able to overcome the Joo vote. West's ground game was strong with a trusted cadre of butt thumping patriots, and his opponent Ron Klein, a toe tapping liberal puke was unable to overcome the onslaught of truth when we closed with the enemy with fixed bayonets and a blood curdling battle cry.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at June 05, 2011 02:02 PM (cwFVA)
Posted by: poplicola at June 05, 2011 02:15 PM (4WwUU)
Same for NY and FL. Texas can keep theirs, because Texas has the Alamo.
Posted by: Logic Train Man
I have an idea. Instead of awarding Electoral Votes by state, we award them individually by Congressional district. With the Two for the Senate being awarded to the overall winner in the state.
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Posted by: not the droid you seek at June 05, 2011 03:52 PM (aI+Fw)
Seriously that almost made me puke and seizure at the same time. Take a damn online course in font spacing and color theory.
My god....thats criminal and a violation of my eye's rights.
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